SC2

gook

>>157858826
no one even plays coop

at least its not a fartooner op

i play coop for 1v1 downtime

gook

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test

coop is fun
also so much easier than 1v1
i like to take it easy

stinky!

*fartoons*

if you get canker sores often, it may be a gluten intolerence.....

i just woke up from a dream where i had a cute gf and we loved each other and we were riding the bus in the back seat and she was getting all touchy feely feeling up my abs and stuff with her smooth cold hands but a fat balding gross guy that looked just like sheth was sitting next to us and he was getting really angry and jealous but we were still all lovey dovey

and then my teeth starting falling out and i woke up

i didn't want to wake up ,__,

>>157860803
#aware

>>157860215
based oatsy

>>157860883
bad post

>>157862021
ur just jealous

>>157861946
he bullied me once...

>>157862021
why did you read it

>>157862182
i didnt lol

>>157862268
lol

i wanna die

>>157862394
*kills you*

>>157862424
do me too please

>>157862514
*kills you*

x__x

>_<

x_x

X_x

>>157859029
>>157859964

gook

that anime looks hecka dumb sickzii

slippery

>>157862954
titty one?

>>157863094
yeah

im a nerd/gamer/geek/tech lover/foodie

>>157863129
she's HOT

>>157863187
*slits your throat*

>>157863272
tell my youtube... i love them...
*dies*

>>157862176
did you like it...

>>157863424
NO HE CALLED ME A NIGGER

drinking liquor? bet you've never been sicker!

>>157863571
i have cancer

>>157863545
omo

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one of my drones ran off and i found it in your trash

care to explain?

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what if there was an scv rv

>>157864046
me on the left

>>157864046
it would stink

>>157864046
me sleeping :3 gn

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fgg used this in their OP...
omo how is this allowed on a worksafe board @.@

>>157864314
fgg makes fun of us...

>>157864046
me on the right

>>157864314
she's just a little sweaty

Is it just one person doing the shitposting or are there multiple autismos

>>157864698
tinny, i...

>>157864854
it's all me
gook lol

hate you
*rabdalls*

*ragdolls a tinny post*

>>157864314
*prints this out*
*walks to the bathroom*

my dad is ashamed of me!

>>157864698
i have reese's snacks

>>157865318
well thats stupid

and your stupid too

bitch

told mom to order za but she said no more za this week and i should consider a "dietary change"
wtf

>>157865610
thats bullshit

>>157865610
call her a b*tch

>>157865659
word im 25 ill eat whatever the heck i want
>>157865751
:/

a 14 y/o boy in australia went blind from eating nothing but kfc and coke for 5 years

>>157865983
sickzii...

>>157866251
i dont believe that story

>>157866379
shut up tomo news never lies to me

oh my god suck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick i dont CARE

tomo news is japanese propaganda

>>157866720
*cums in your hair*
*you don't care*
*you walk around with cum in your hair all day*

uncaring idiot

>>157866720
*sucks it*

facial expressions are propaganda so wtf do you want??

>Next Media Animation (Chinese: 蘋果動新聞; pinyin: Píngguǒ Dòng Xīnwén) is a Taiwan-based subsidiary of Hong Kong-based Next Media that creates humorous and simple CGI-animated coverage of recent news stories and sporting events and releases them through Tomo News
>japan

i still stand by what i said

it's definitely taiwan independant state propaganda but we like taiwan here

>>157867103
you got outdeb8ed
sry son

hoqw do i buy weed if i dont KNOW anyone

FUCK

you expect me to just sit here and admit i was wrong? are you retarded?

>>157867214
my mom buys me weed

>>157867214
yeah... especially if u live somewhere semi-isolated

fags

i can try wow for free
should i do it? never played wow before.

>>157867809
ummm YEAH

>>157867809
nah u only get to like lvl20 which is useless

>>157867882
um well he'll prolly know by tehn if he wants to continue playing so yes he should do it fucko!

>>157867214
deep webb

>>157867882
well i only want to see if it's good

>>157868048
>>157868081
nah

by lvl 20 ull be thinking
"wow that was it?"
for sure

dont bother

>>157867214
destiny...

wow is valuable

>>157868205
so i either buy it or not?

mmos are poison

the tinfoiler...

>>157868278
no man
of course not

the game is dead as shit by now

gee, man

*randalls tinny*

hope you do so too

>>157868337
but im bored and dont kno what to play

actually mmos are the only games where people of our age can still compete

>>157868416
u dont want to bother with wow now

just stare @ a wall like we do here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3CkkWy40B8

so Mvp, Rain, soO and MMA are the greatest players...

legalize murder

wow isnt dead one of the best xpacks ever just came out and it is very much alive u niggers

>>157868627
it's legal if u don't get caught

don't get caught

>>157868608
what about life?

>>157868639
based elliot

>>157868720
we dont talk about life

>>157868720
the greatest matchfixer (who stole a gsl win from mvp by abusing bl infestor)

>>157868608
stuchiu is a FAT FUCK!!!!!!

any u guyz use a standing desk................. thingken about gettin one instead of sittin all day

wyt?

This has been a rollercoaster of a week for SC2 fans.

Proleague, KeSPA, health of the Korean scene; Design feedback, huge patch, Shoutcraft et al.

I have to say, in spite of the mixed news, my excitement and passion for SC2 is at an all-time high. Last night I bought the Alarak voice pack and some shiny skins, excited to support one of my favorite games. I played my placement matches as Protoss and took breaks playing badly as Zerg, guilt-free. I saw on the forums that the design patch is being handled carefully and is getting closer!

I'm having a blast. I want to thank Blizzard for transforming SC2 into perhaps my favorite game of all time. It's been a long time coming, but now I'm very happy and impressed with the current state and direction of the game.

I also want to thank the countless members of the community who participate in improving the game, manage and support events, and produce useful and entertaining content. I love all of it, and I'm excited to help support in what ways I can as well.

SC2 has finally crossed some threshold for me, where I don't really care if anyone claims it is dedgaem or whatever bullshit. I am just having fun. I am having more fun with the game than I ever have before, and I feel really good about being part of this great community.

Thank you, Blizzard. Thank you, Starcraft community.
I feel like a kid in a candy shop.

>>157868976
oh my fuck

>>157868976
these people need to be shot

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>>157868976

>>157868976
is this a shill

i was supposed to fart but i think i... yep...
brb

>finally get a sicc pc
>sc2 is dead
>wow is dead
>quake is dead
>csgo is dying
kuhl

thank you, blizzard

>>157869696
play ow

we buy our weed from the dark web here

>>157869769
isnt that dead too?

no i just drink lots and lots of liquor

>>157870108
>>>/ck/8198608
more than this guy?

>>157870240
yea

>>157870918
our guy

>>157861946
not me but that poster has the right idea

>>157862176
who is this...

oatsy is a big dumb loser

>>157872571
+++++++++++++++++++1

https://clips.twitch
.tv/reckful/FragileCheetahBabyRage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3CkkWy40B8&t=59m30s

terran was the broken race all along...

>>157872807
why is he really affected?

>>157872571
>>157872626
~_~

>>157872939
his brother kys'd or someshit idk

>>157873019
dont give me that look BITCH!!!!


*smacks your face*

>>157873091
lmao

>>157872807
lol imagine letting twitch chat affect your mental well being

>>157873208
>>157873434
dumb hateful idiots

im not hateful im just having a laugh

we dont mock peoples death and suffering here

>>157873497
*cries*
*goes full screen*
your post really bothered me :(

>>157873674
i didnt mock a death in your family idiot

btw im not dumb

>gets bullied
>cries

LMAO what a fucking PATHETIC baby boy little manchild

>>157873739
stop youre making things worse

>bullying a bully
baka heartless

trump is a bully
but hes our bully

true
not true

we are NOT with her

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>>157872807

yeah we are

im with her

>>157875026
>people

nathanias' brother is obese

>>157875754
so am i it doesnt matter

im a gay guy

>>157875772
word we're fat

after 1 hour: epic

guys i took an epic shit and the smell is epic what would you guys do if you didn't have any air freshener and your whole house stinks??

>>157876620
we like the smell of our poop here

>>157876620
you open a a freakin window you prick

ever even HEAR of a courtesy flush???

TRUMP

what's the point of not being able to get to sleep
like why is your brain not letting you sleep
is this your """evolution"""

>>157876937
+1

nah its god trying to harass you

astronaut waifu...

haha i couldn't sleep last night i must be more evolved than you =)

oh my fuck i have no idea what units to build on zerg
there's so many
i miss marines T_T

i hope my butt stops hurting tomorrow

>>157877369
what happen x_O

>>157876971
do you have to do something tomorrow thats when i would get insomnia
because real life is too much smetimes even though you try to overcome those thoughts
its like there are embedded into your skull haha do you get that
haha just like you want it all to end and to float in some abyss in a heightened state of consciousness

>>157877401
stick 4 fingers in it instead of usual 3...

>>157877369
>>157877597
is that why she sits like that

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hello, i am back and ready to be posting with my friends, the scvees!

-_-

-.-

_-_

nathanias has jewish ancestry
bit by bit the pieces fall into place

.-.

we don't like jews

WE like whatever is trendy here!

watching jp...

... ok no longer watching

the cracks have begun to show. i repeat: the cracks have begun to show. this is not a drill. the cracks are showing right now.

*pulls up my shorts*
how embarrassing...

>work 8 hours a day and go to school
How the fuck do you people do it

>>157882028
it's easy
*takes a shot of amphetamines*
WOOOO

>game 16 hour days
it's not that hard

>>157882028
i don't. i'm a neet.

>>157882116
+1

>>157882164
>>157882116
+1

should i watch old vods of soe or watch the presidential debate?

>>157882218
jav

>>157882218
suicide sounds like the best option you worthless piece of dog shit bitch gook nigger kike sissy slut

>>157882218
whens the debate 8 est? when when? 9? tell me please

>>157882362
15 minutes from now senpai

9 est

praying for trump <3

>>157882384
fuuuuuck!

>>157882387
FUUUUCK

muh true blacks

>>157882247
+1
gonna juliafap now

but julia is the ugliest girl in jav history???

my gay

>>157883140
we know
>>157883139

so now ur gay if u want ur girls to be pretty???? haha wat?

i should really get a job

but how...

>>157883343
just be yourself

just show up at a store and start asking people if u can help them

boom, ur now a job and the best part? they cant fire u cuz u was never hired

u lied the debate doesnt start for another 1 hour

>>157883343
there's like a billion job openings around where i live

wood break:
https://youtu.be/0ckQ47ws37Y

NIGGER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srr7BGrMgRs

SHKRELI, 5 MINUTES IN: "YOU SEEM TO HAVE SOMEWHAT STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT A FIELD YOU DON'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT."

L M F A O. Martin had Destiny figured out after literally 5 minutes of talking to him. There is no other single sentence that describes Destiny so perfectly.

>>157884117
destiny has an opinion and he isnt afraid to voice it what about you, memer? i bet you woulda clammed up and sucked martins dick destiny is a god

>>157884284
calm down shitstiny and keep browsing that wikipedia lmao

>>157884347
if destinys so wrong then go on skype and confute him but you wont cuz ur a BITCH rofl keep talking shit!

*gets nervous*
sounds like someone is gonna get vanquished

reminder that martin is our guy & is the new true smug
https://youtu.be/3_7KddJjiNg?t=53s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxGJ67VXGXI
did someone watch this shit
i want to know where she tries to speak japanese

>>157885015

she only said 1 sentence

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Discuss

>>157885291
BBBRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTRRAAAAAPPTTTTPPTPFFF

>>157884117
lmao

i wonder how that battery(?) on her glove aids her. i dont see the use imo

>>157884117
BTFO

>>157885397
ghost secret :3

my unmentionables...

>>157885369
If a ghost is cloaked and sharts her jumpsuit will the stain be visible?

>>157885164
found it lol
this has to have been an elaborate troll

that video does not represent /pol/
just wanna put that out there

>>157885691
only thermal image

>/pol/ doesnt represent /pol/
?

pol is one person?

yeah

get debated on, kid

*confutes the entire thread*

do you have to be smart to win a debate?

>>157884836
this guy

holy shit :O

JP McDaniel@itmeJP
dude, this crowd behind the CNN panel is fucking crazy

James Lampkin@Kennigit
@itmeJP what are they chanting? Cant watch in yurop


JP McDaniel@itmeJP
@Kennigit Lock Her Up? not sure

James Lampkin@Kennigit
@itmeJP sounds right

>>157886325
wikipedia is all you need

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>>157886372
b- b- but i thought trump was losing and hillary was popular?!

>>157886425
i dont know how to use wikipedia

>>157886425
there's a lot of info there guess you do need to be smart...

>>157886582
maybe debate isnt for you...

https://www.engadget.com/2016/10/19/tesla-brings-self-driving-hardware-to-its-entire-fleet/

based elon musk

im gonna take a shit befor ethe great debates

more like elon musky because his ideas stink, right?

>>157887002
LMFAO

>>157887002
fucking idiot which one of his ideas stinks at all?

>>157887040
i'm not getting into this debate

>>157887002
lol

elon musk confirmed legendary king of cartooners

humanity will take to the stars hand-in-hand with cartoons

>>157887116
well played

>>157885291
NOVA'S BUTTE :3

>>157887153
ty

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deb8

https://youtu.be/smkyorC5qwc

>>157887885
thanks #imwithher

i bet she's going to have a stroke on stage lol

we're with her

im voting for perot

oh god it's the bias moderator again

>>157887971
+1
>>157888002
+1

>>157887885
where's bisu?

>>157888002
>>157888004
guys can we drop the memes and be serious for one minute

which one would you actually vote if you cared enough to haul your ass to the voting booths?

>>157888428
as a european id vote hillary so i could laugh at you
as a burger id vote for based god trump

if hillary wins we won't get campaign finance reform for at least 20+ years

>>157888428
im too fucking stupid to make decisions like that

>>157888579
stupider people than you will vote

>>157888553
yeah because there will be global thermonuclear war with russia

in an election year there is a rule where the current president isn't supposed to pick new supreme court members
but that stupid monkeynigger elected one anyways

>>157888656
liberals dont care about rules, they care about winning
that's why they're winning

she's going to say "common sense gun laws"

i don't even understand regulating gun ownership

anyone with a mill and a few hunks of metal can make as many of any gun they want, really any idiot with a hunks of metal and a file

lol think i'm getting rsi
again
zzz

>>157888801
>common sense regulation
so close

>>157888801
she literally said it seconds after i posted this

>>157888952
a god

>>157888428
>thinking the popular vote matters
i'd write in your mom and that vote would count as much as choosing trump or hillary

since when is murder a constitutional right?

>>157889109
wtf are you saying my mom is donald trump

is this thing friggin rigged??

>>157889109
please just go vote for him anyways on the off chance that it does matter

wtf trump

in china they just fined you if you had a second child they didn't force you to abort, lol

>>157888428
between trump and hillary? trump. stein otherwise.

will trump deport tkopa?

dumpster babies

a woman's right to choose starts and stops when she spreads her legs

so says destiny, so say i

>>157889412
dont like destiny but word and +1

fuck you carla and fuck your parents. you should all get deported. fuck you spics.

can't they just both be president so we can stop fighting?

>b-but carla

>does everything they can
>except become a citizen

hyuk hyuk look at me i am from america!! the whole world is talking about USA polotics!!! or is it politics... dang it nancey!
....
..
fucking russians!!!!!!

lol
removing illegal immigrants means ur a nazi i guess

why don't people just immigrate legally anymore

>>157889661
because they dont have to, so why bother going through the long and arduous process when simply walking across the border and stepping on magical american soil suddenly makes you entitled to the full benefits of the welfare state?

WIKILEAKS

>>157889661
you cant bring in your heroine and rape people legally tho...

RUSSIAN CYBER

the russian government is working against the american people... by educating the american people on the facts... really makes you think...

>government won't disclose a whole bunch of dirty shit because of "muh national security"
>someone lets the public know about that dirty shit
>somehow the person pulling the curtain back is bad

okay

also

>we've never had a foreign government influence our elections

but it's totally okay when the us influences or flat out rigs dozens of other countries' elections

hillary smiling scares me

>>157890307
finally someone says it

even though i like trumps memes and i hope he wins
hes shit at deb8ting

just increase the minimum wage! that'll solve the problem!

>>157890508
she's not debating she's giving speeches

are we hype? nintendo nx news....red dead redemption....blizzcon...new macbook pro...what a crazy week

>>157890663
i know but he could punish her more if he was better
repeating himself too much
actually following her on the russia meme after btfoing her at first

trump... asshole wants to cut taxes

>>157890546
+1

income taxes are immoral

as a capitalist nation we should be taxing people based on how much of their income they spend vs earn

the people who spend the most money pay the least, the people who spend the most pay the least

gotta keep that money moving

it doesnt matter what trump says or wikileaks leaks

the joos wont let hillary lose

>>157890984
>the people who spend the most money pay the least, the people who spend the least pay the most
oops but you get it

>>157891043
...sadly

the people who spend the most money pay the least, the people who spend the most pay the least

>>157891150
really makes u think

*thinks*
hmmm

*pontificates*
hmmmmmmmmmm....................

saving money should be illegal

that's not even your money its the governments

i just realized ive heard these exact talking points before....

*try to think*
*get a migraine*
*quit*
ugh

>bringing up locker room talk
? boys will be boys

shes visibly rustled

not even a sociopathic grin

>>157891478
im going to rape you in the locker room ;)
boys nna be boya

what if women couldnt vote

*celebrates our diversity*

>it's russian spies!
ah yes makes sense
>she made up these lies that benefit her campaign
what? unbelievable!

>>157891717
we would have more locker rooms

hillary killed a guy!

reminder that we love the khan family

>>157891861
hillary killed a lot of guys!

the khan of khans...

WOW SHE IS SO RUDE

>you know it, I know it, and the american people know it
fuckin classic

i don't understand. people are going to vote for whoever they were going to always vote for

is anyone really stupid enough to be swayed by these things?

>>157892194
yes, lol. it's pretty crazy to think about

oh look a new speech

BITCH

>>157892194
an election isnt about getting people to vote for you

its about them not voting for your competition and being forced to vote for you

im watching steel play csgo whos winning the db8

>>157892356
+1

>>157892356
lol i have his stream muted while watching the debate small world

why is this fuck asking trump to accept a loss as if its rigged? why doesn't he ask her if shell accept the result the fuck?

*risks entire career by fixing a match for 2000$*

>gish gallop

>>157892482
for $2k i could feed myself for years

>>157892482
>jews turning down money

reminder that you should accept the outcome of a fixed election or democracy will die

WE are an oligarchy!

a syrian no fly zone would require war with russia

reminder that you should accept the outcome of a fixed match or skins betting will die

Do i want a filthy clinton to win or a crazy person

if only 'zii could run...

>le trump is crazy meme
you don't make millions of dollars in new york real estate by being stupid/crazy give me a fucking break

>>157893160
it dont matta

wheres that guy from yesterday who called me a nigger!!! show yourself bitch!

>>157893207
sickzii lacks everything you need to be president:

intelligence
looks
personality

none a this mattas..

>>157893363
*shows my butt*
what are you gonna do to me...

>>157893401
he has heart!

>>157893401
youre so hard on yourself sickzii...

omg wat the heck was that whisper

>we have to use our great people
someones been playing civ6

civ5+ sucks ass

>>157893874
you wouldnt say that in real life

it do...

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>spreading christianity across the entire world in civ 4
feels fucking great

rape culture gets a bad rap...

>>157894084
would you lick her boobs

so does lad culture

cheeky rapes...

where was the third party candidates

americans can only count to 2

>>157894413
they've been de facto barred ever since ross perot got in the debates and brought up a bunch of shit neither the democrats or republicans wanted to talk about.

nubile

>>157894678
whos skin did this skeleton steal

>>157894747

fuck you! we don't like destiny

>>157894747
im watching styxes post debate recap tho...

>>157894747
he's not talking about the debate

>>157895042
i delete it then. i hate it when he plays dead game 2

https://www.twi
tch.tv/bearsandstuff
im watching this guy

who's styxes

>>157895262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aP_-wNqcVc

>>157895256
nice link lol

>>157895307
wow he's looks like john lennon

>>157895430
john lennon had an agf before it was cool...

>>157895430
he looks like a mouse skeleton

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>>157895471
and we'll get a vgf before the demand is high

i showered abnd my balls still stink

duno what to do really

>>157895579
God willing... and we'll all sail away in our yellowfever submarines

>>157895307
why doesn't destiny deb8 this guy