/DGG/

>play as Vampire
>NPC accidentally spills a jumbo bag of rice
>get stunned for 30 minutes while to on counts every single grain
Rice nerf when?

>>157801660
>playing Vampire
>Not choosing the superior daywalker build
Enjoy your autism

>still no English sub
I'm not picking up Rosetta Stone just to play a video game. Why is Eel such a hack?

>>157802696
I've heard he's not even a gook, but just some weeb who got stuck in nipland for awhile.
>>157799660
who /slender/ here ?

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/ayyy/ master race reporting in. Why anyone would play anything else is beyond me.

>>157803017
Nice meme XD

>be me
>maining my main girl La Chusa
>finally about get a kill on some rando and even out my KDR
>get right behind him
>he's drinking gatorade
Fuck this game. Patch this artificial difficulty or get rid of the mechanic entirely.

>>157803420
>Anal Probe will instakill most Npcs
>"You have to sneak up behind them, therefore its balanced xD"
>Succubus requires hours of careful study inorder to know what the Npcs's fetishes are inorder to get one kill
>Aka it takes skill and patience
>"Succubus has an instant kill, why don't you bitch at them ?"
Ayys are cancer.

>>157803970
>succucuck
all you fags do is complain about balance

enjoy your shitty dialogue-based class with no viability outside a broken sex mechanic while everyone playing a ghost is busy actually having fun instead of jerking off over "how hard it was to get the kill hurr"

>>157803886
Its a feature :^)
>>157802696
English patch coming November 1st. Until then, enjoy SUPERIOR NIPPON LANGUAGE GAIJIN !

>>157803970
Don't forget their cloaking field and zapper that stuns npcs for five seconds.

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>>157803970
>playing incubus
>finally get to the good stuff
>take off my pants
>she starts laughing
I thought video games were about escapism, not reality.

>>157804374
>Sticking with the default class
At least prestige into a geist or daemon.
>>157804914
It's realistic anon

>>157804374
Ayy detected
t.MiB main

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Is there a way to roll back to the last version? Newest version broke ghosts. Forced to make an "oooooooo" ing noise or rattle chains which always alerts the NPCs. Seriously what the fuck was eel thinking?

>>157806094
git gud

>>157805834
>Hurr hoomans are the real monsters XD
What the fuck was Eel smoking?

I SWEAR TO GOD I KEEP HEARING SHIT OUTSIDE MY DOOR. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH GATORADE IN THE WORLD.

>>157806559
>Not understanding superior Nippon writing
You probably think that hack Kirkbride is good writer.

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>>157801660
>>157802427
>>157803017
>>157803420
>>157803886
>>157803970
>>157804374
>>157804914
>>157805834
>>157806094
>tfw there are people not playing superior Werewolf master race

Seriously it's like you guys are intentionally gimping yourself. My KD is out the fucking roof.

You're just playing the game wrong otherwise.

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>>157807604
>being proud
>a fucking furfag

>>157807724
>bloodsucker detected

You're just mad you gotta get that fucking sunlight debuff while I only gotta worry about silver bullets.

I mean really who even makes those anymore?

Cry some more.

>>157807604
>basic fucking werewolf over superior werebear
'no'

>>157807604
>>157807724
>"Ye-Yeah... Furfags BTFO right guys ?"
Werewolf presteiges into Skinwalker, the objectively best class.
>Can literally shapeshift into other Npcs and some monsters
Kys

>>157808052
No, that's Indian ghost that prestiges into skinwalker. Werefurs just get more Werefurs.

WE WUZ DJINN N SHEEEIT

>>157806773
Real Talk, are you Gatorade posters just flaseflagging or have you guys actually encountered some spoopy shit?

>>157806773
>not having your super soaker next to your gun on your computer desk
Enjoy getting eaten/raped by monsters/niggers.

Dead Thread

Why the fuck does this game only play at midnight? At least let us play by changing the internal clock, Eel you fucking faggots.

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Hello, I am Agent Dave Cajun (as you can see by my name) of the FBI. I tried to find help on the /random/ board but all I saw were text posts lollipops and boobytraps.

Could one of you anon men (short for anonymous) explain to me how this "game" works?

Please be concise, every post requires an image and I only have so many pictures on my laptop.

>>157812226
WHY DON'T YOU BUY MY GAME YOU FILTHY GAIJIN ?

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>>157812445
You see that badge? You can read it. I'm Agent Godd Howard - who is 4Chin, and why do you make this game?

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>>157812226
No spooky monsters here MR. MiB

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>>157812715
These guys have a lotta loyalty for anonymous posters.

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>>157812445
Please tell us the answers we wish to know or we will be forced to report you to Gabe Newell for not using paid mods.

Picture is related, it is my waifu (pronounced why-foo) Ellen Paige.

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>>157812903

TELL ME ABOUT EELMAN
WHY DOES HE MAKE THE GAME?

>>157812715
>>157813080
>>157812715 #
When I was in glorious Nippon, I worked with the greatest company in all world. Now I'm stuck in the land of gaijins, hoping I can make a game as good as the ones from my homeland.

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>>157813207
I'm okay, thanks for asking.
Tell me about your game - are there rope and sticks?

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>>157813207
Can you at least tell us why your game is attacking us?

Please hurry, I only have so many images of my waifu (pronounced why-foo) Ellen Paige.

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>>157813506
>MiB and Gatorade posting

>>157813080
OR PERHAPS THEY'RE WONDERING WHY YOU WOULD GATORADE A MONSTER BEFORE THROWING THEM INTO THE OCEAN

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Hey there boys, I was wondering if you could help me out (the REAL pop-star Taylor Swift, not Dr. Dave Cajun). I LOVE this video game played on the computer, but I would like to know how to defeat the spooky monsters it has in it.

Please help me, I want to have fun playing video games. You wouldn't want to have any BAD BLOOD (it's a joke about the hit single BAD BLOOD that I put out this summer, a number one hit!), would you?

Thanks boys!

>>157814109
>Defeat the monsters
Nice try, but you ain't getting any Gatorade on me.

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Thank you anons (short for anornimouse). We have all the information we need.

As a reward, have this rare Ellen Paige, a vintage from 2014 from the CBS line. Good day citizens.

How long do we have to pretend this is a real game, OP? I don't think it'll reach a few hundred posts.