>Speedrunning is on life support and in the fight of its life.
The AGDQ games list has been released:
https://gamesdonequick.com/submission/filter/accept
Resources:
somethingautistic.ca
narcissawright.com
speedrunslive.com
pastebin.com/eDCZmz40
r/samandtolki
a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK
Anime > Speedrunning
will the doggy ever die?
>>157773007
the corpse keeps getting poked and bothered that it can sadly never rest in peace
first for sombra
our boi bscothill learning glover
>>157773219
>blizz in charge of hype
>>157773225
cybershits out
can someone make a video series exposing how corrupt GDQs are similar to how James O'Keefe is exposing how corrupt the elections are?
>runners are chosen by behind the scene cronyism and factors other than content of the speedrun
>"charity" event pays multiple people tens thousands of dollars
>speedrunners are the new age indentured servants to the GDQ machine.
the list goes on and on.
SHUT IT DOWN
just stop for once in your pathetic life
hello I haven't been here for 2 years has ANYTHING interesting happened
>>157773403
>e x p o s e d himself as a cybershit
nice job numnuts
>>157774009
>knowing cybershitters makes you one
lol?
>>157767491
Super Metroid and Zoasty (2nd place)
>>157774172
>i'm too aboveitall to watch cyberdemon yet mysteriously know who cybershitters are
really makes you think...
>>157774372
the only cybershitter who isn't a complete sperg is kollin desu
>>157774372
they go around in droves to other streams its easy to catch em
>>157774520
nah the way he pops off at random for wrasslin and sports shit is just as bad
I'm bored and I'm not much into speedrunning, quick give me the comfiest run you can think off
>>157772769
especially trannykeys
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
The Official List of Washed Up Shitters Who Are Wrongfully 'Known For' Certain Games Despite Being BTFO Ages Ago:
Bonesaw - Jak & Daxter (27th Place)
Almo - Paper Mario: TTYD (3rd Place)
Trihex - Yoshi's Island 100% (4th Place)
Iongravirei - Billy Hatcher (2nd Place)
Duke Bilgewater - Hotline Miami (6th Place in his own arbitrary category he created)
Super Metroid and Zoasty (2nd place)
Add to the list.
Redpill me on Cronikeys
>>157777504
real name: ian arkin
>>157777504
russian-jewish subversive trying to destabilize america to help advance russia's agenda in the baltic and in the middle east without america holding them back.
post runners who scam their audience out of money
>>157779567
doesn't this fucker have a job? christ
>>157779567
It was just a joke haha
kids these days don't know how to laugh, just look at the way they reacted to those old college pics on grommr...
>>157779567
LEAVE THE MEMORIES ALONE
I DON'T WANT TO SEE
THE WAY IT IS
AS TO HOW IT USED TO BE
>>157780378
really makes you go "hmmm..."
>>157780378
where did it all go wrong?
stop supporting GDQs
it's a completely different beast now
stop submitting runs to it
stop attending it
stop watching it
you are killing this hobby if you continue to do so
>>157780881
i cant even force myself to watch it anymore
>>157780378
WASTED
AND
WOUNDED
>>157780881
yo, i have the same costco socks!
>>157780378
>posting from phone
Fuck off cosmo already, jesus christ
death
death to ALL tranny FREAKS
Narcissa is and has been for quite a while appealing for money out of pity for online harassment and it just so happens that an anonymous imageboard general constantly talks about htis person.
So it's basically confirmed that 99% of these "death to tranny" posts are Narcissa herself right?
>>157785350
especially trannykeys
>>157776984
Golden - Super Mario World (33rd Place)
>>157786351
holy FUCK you are obsessed
>>157776984
gari - super memetroid
>>157785350
how many times have you made this post?
BounceyBoy is absolutely fucking beefing it on the front page, god damn this is painful.
>>157776984
Puncayshun - Cincinancy (88th Place)
>>157776984
drumpf - the presidential election (2nd place)
>>157776984
>thinking zoast won't beat a temp wr
how many times has it been now
>>157792029
they said the same when kott, behemoth, gari, krauser, ivan, etc beat his times during the last 4~ years and they STILL doubt zoast s(hake)m(y)h(ead)
Who are we watching?
>>157794375
haha what the heck
>>157794375
cannot make this shit up
>>157794375
skye is the name of my dog, didnt think anybody would use it for themselves...
>>157794375
literally who
>>157796964
zfg
he's finally transitioned
>>157799118
...transitioned to wage slavery
>>157799118
that's not him.. that's literally me
(hi btw)
>>157796827
o_o
etto...
nani kore...???
>>157796827
jesus christ the thing on the left looks like it's going to die any day now.
>>157799437
all of those effing trannies always wear the same stupid socks
>>157799373
>de headcrab face
>>157799492
they dont even look good on actual women, tranny fashion is just awfulyou have to be a top tier trap to pull them off but that is extremely rare
>>157799373
Rawr xD
>>157799492
just like middle aged, late-transitioning MTFs all want to wear frilly dresses and perform 1950s female stereotypes, internet trannies are obsessed with the hyperreal femininity of teenage anime girls
>>157800353
you're smart, anime
>>157800353
except croni
>https://twitter.com/puncayshun/status/788389465861550081
What did he mean by this?
>>157801979
>big name streamers have no choice but to either stream their big game or stream nothing at all
What a sad life. Is it worth the fame and fortune?
wearing thigh highs doesnt make you gay. They just look disgusting on disgusting ppl like Cosmo
>>157803601
wording this
I'm wearing my thigh highs right now and I'm not gay
>>157804432
pics?
thigh highs are fucking pleb tier
if you don't wear calf-highs or full pantyhose then I want nothing to do with you
https://www.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/comments/57kbos/transgender_streamer_narcissa_fka_cosmo_begging/
why does every runner have mommy/daddy issues
http://www.strawpoll.me/11458909
>>157806035
SCREAMER!!!
>>157806832
>chibi has me blocked
i've never tweeted at him before what the fuck LMAO
>>157807447
post your twitter
>>157807543
im good
although i was following him on his "personal" account https://twitter.com/ChibiIRL but wasnt blocked there lel.
this is a genuine question, what is it that attracts these apes to speedrunnin
>>157808807
did bisu win?
>>157808807
why would you ever agree to do this
>>157809661
our boi skhreli did and 0wned him
Time to quit speedrunning again until AGDQ
>>157810774
based attentionwhore
>>157810774
based every runner from srg who got a run in agdq
>>157811228
no one did this
fuck GDQs
fuck srg
fuck speedrunning
anyone want to co-op speedrun cs 1.6 de_hippiespacing with me
>>157813821
thanks me too
>>157813821
mods ban this sick filth
>>157813848
>de hippie spacing
>>157811886
t. some SHITTER who got his unoptimized run in a memegame rejected by based uayama, got mocked and memed on by serg and fell for the "le hating speedrunning because of goose's video" meme
liquidxgrind
Narcissa is your FRIEND
She fights for FREEDOM
>>157776984
>>Bonesaw - Jak & Daxter (27th Place)
Holy shit I didnt know it was that bad
>>157779567
I cant believe the audience this fat faggot still has with how transparent he is about this shit
His overlay is al about focussing on money. Donation bar, sub count, last sub, last donation, sub count to x, big notification and theme for every sub, etc.
His marathons also usually have donation/sub goals to extend the marathn or make him play some game.
>>157779785
last anyone heard he was looking for a job in fucking tech support
>sva running oot 100%
Clint is about to get blown the fuck out.
>>157776984
Romscout, pick any game he ""runs""
the only world record he holds is the 100% category for sucking Iga's dick
>>157776984
Why isn't andrewg on this list
>hey I haven't checked SRL in a long time
big mistake
>>157827471
cosmo's army is growing
@157828485
>[CURRENT YEAR]
>deadnaming
c'mon, man, this shit just makes you look like a fucking tool.
https://twitter.com/cyghfer/status/788607041816363008
>>157831579
Got a ponzi scheme you would recommend?
Put together a route & some strats in this little downloadable flash game last night and did some runs. It's fun as heck, dudes. What do you think? https://youtu.be/aoHtCELiCe4
The run is nothing amazing right now, but it's progress.
>>157833319
better than many NES and GB games that are praised by oldbois. gj squid
>>157833517
this is nuthugging
>when someone posts suboptimal gameplay on srg
>>157834865
Every speedrun that ever gets posted here
>when someone posts about politics or trannies in srg and not speedruns
>>157834865
>>157836013
all speedruns are suboptimal
>>157836291
Don't mind him, he's just mad that relevant content was posted.
>inb4 a post from the same butthurt tranny lover replies to this without actually quoting it with more tranny loving dribble
>>157836013
it's either
>/v/ crossposters start shitposting about trannies
>stream monster spillover discussing biny or some other sellout diva
>serg regulars posting memes because they know this thread has no other purpose
anyone actually wanting to speedrun should stay far away from this cesspit
>wake up
>no cv4 low% being streamed
is our boy okay?
Shut this pathetic general down.
All these freaks thinking they are fighting the power about posting death to all trannies and nonsense like that, they are the only ones to be talking about them. Wake up, actually speedrun or do something else with your time. You are not changing the world by crying in a tight nit thread on 4chan. Pathetic cuck behaviour.
>>157839628
it's ironic. we are actually very accepting to transgendered people, and truly fear a Trump presidency just like every sane person left.
>meme category stream
>uptime is 3 hours
this is why speedrunning is dead
what is this bullet in the head meme
>>157841930
How new?
>>157842679
Something I said once as a joke and has since been picked up by mentally ill, obsessing freaks who are probably on their own way to transitioning.
>>157842679
it's not a meme, it's what every disgusting tranny freak (especially trannykeys) needs
I want croni to be my speedwaifu
>>157844104
he can be your speedhusbandu, but waifus are women
Bump for Medievil
>wake up
>go back to sleep
Remember to support our guy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BGXLf_y9Sw
marxistxmonkey
bertinxhurtin
grindxcucklet
Reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with giving a speedbro a bit of mouthrelief when he's frustrated with the grind
>>157844809
its pronounce hazubando
>>157852197
same
>>157852197
this is a sin, tho
god won't be happy
what are you supposed to do when you get completely #exposed in your speedgame of choice? should i just pretend that i never cared in the first place?
>>157856358
just post a ton of monkeys in the thread
>>157856358
get authroblues to nuthug you on twitter
>>157856358
Create loads of posts trying to discredit the better player, start talking about how you are in it for the routing and strats, even if you barely contributed anything.
The next step is to dedicate your next few years into starting a crusade about the player, playing him down as an animal.
You'll never be the better man, but you can convince yourself that you're getting to the guy.
>>157856686
thanks for the mention!
https://twitter.com/therealcruxit/status/788768921973293056
Cruxit? More like Marxit
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/people-are-making-super-mario-go-faster-than-ever/
>>157860329
please stop pretending this board has anything to do with speedruns
"speed run general"? more like "shitty retards gossip"
>>157860943
in slow motion
>>157860692
fuck off, faggot, this is science
>>157861783
I'm pretty sure there was Kappa in 2014.
>>157860329
lol! looks just like that shitty enjoyment/time chart for speedrunning
>>157862267
Look at the bottom, faggot
>>157861783
I miss ResidentSleeper
fucking twitch even the guy himself was ok with the emote
now here's a namedrop you DEFINITELY weren't expecting!werey
the cure for "gender dysphoria" is 22ccs of lead injected directly into the brain
>>157867102
take THESE 22ccs *grabs dick*
now here's a videodrop you DEFINITELY weren't expecting!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJbUirH7d2E
>>157865261
it still exists though??
>>157867102
you sound like a piece of shit
>>157867532
that's DAMN right
>>157869551
that's for cosmeme ya dip
>>157871132
his degeneracy just knows no bounds huh
>>157871132
reminder puncay thought he was a "normie" for being with nancy
>>157873460
having sex means you're a normie
>kmac saying castlevania would have been "dead" if he hadn't choked on dracula last run
Based Mahlasarvi. This is good stuff.
OoT Any% is dead.
any% is dead - cosmo
cosmo is dead - any%
wanna hear a joek
what is cosmo's favorite category of testosterone
low%
>>157874535
i wish someone, literally anyone would run the latter category. free bkt.
>>157875302
narcissa has wr, 26 years (might need retime)
also
>bkt
lol
anyone who says BKT is a cuck
A WR is a WR
you can't say it's only half
>>157875770
"world record" is not only imprecise but also an arbitrary distinction to begin with. That's why there's a better system.
BKT - Best Known Time
This is the fastest time that is known. You should use this for runs that do not have video evidence only, such as runs that have been gotten in practice without recording or are word of mouth from trusted runners. Otherwise you should use one of the following terms instead.
BKTWVE - Best Known Time With Video Evidence
This is the fastest known time that is recorded and has a video of the run uploaded to the public internet. Times that are only on Twin Galaxies or similiar sites do not count, while a recording must have existed, it is not available to the public and could even have been destroyed.
BKTWVEFTSRATADBTCOTG - Best Known Time With Video Evidence Following The Standard Ruleset And Timing As Decided By The Community Of This Game
This is the fastest known time following the standard ruleset and timing as decided by the community of the game that is recorded and has a video of the run uploaded to the public internet. This term exists to make clear that a run follows the standard ruleset. For example consider someone doing a Sonic 2 speedrun optimized for real-time. The runner may get the BKTWVE, but it would not be BKTWVEFTSRATADBTCOTG since the standard timing follows the ingame timer.
>>157876303
now this is a meme i can get behind
>>157876303
i kiss you for this, i'd forgotten the third one
>>157867102
word word WORD
!250
whatever happened to Controllerhead?
>>157881692
dead in a ditch
whatever happened to ultrajman?
>>157882053
dead in a ditch
jeremy marks? more like jeremy marx after srg exposed him as a grind monkey
>>157882934
her nose isn't as busted as trannykey's though.
who are WE watching tonight lads?
>joe's been streaming cv4 for 14 hours now
absolute madman
>>157887358
Grind monkey fuck scared of being outed as a chimp
a bullet in the head of every ___
>>157887245
the debate
>>157887245
kpop shows
more like gaypop blows lol
you're done sxrx
Important speedquestion:
Has croni a penis or a fake vag
Trump is fucking finished, Alison.
What are you going to do when Hilldog becomes the next President of the United States?
>>157890996
she got her outie turned into an innie
The booru is dead.
Where I can find pieces of the finest /srg/ lore and nice photos of croni ?
Life's unfair.
convince me not to send a 1000+ word text message i just wrote to my exgf i broke up with 4 yrs ago
>>157893631
pastebin it
>>157893631
why would you do that
Where's the updated hatelist?
>>157894121
Here:
you (the person reading this)
>>157893718
its not in english and it might be revealing
>>157893901
last time we talked she asked me a question i couldnt respond, so im answering now
just sent it, lads...
Cronikeys here AMA
>>157894650
glhf
>>157895012
why did you agree to debate destiny?
>>157895435
That wasn't me, and I was really sort of embarassed in a secondhand way by some of her responses. Didn't watch the whole thing, though, not even close.
Is it even possible to speedrun dance Dance revolution games? A few of them have speedrun.com pages but how is it possible to run it? Since the levels are the same songs isn't the only way to actually complete it faster is to minimize load times or something? Help me out here.
>>157896582
Well you can speedrun any game, it would just be a large tie for first.
Or you can run something like "All FCs" from guitar hero games where there will have to be retries, and so your consistency at every song matters.
Or you run something like first to X points which takes routing and executing your songs perfectly.
DRAIN THE SWAMP
>>157896719
All right that makes sense. That last category actually sounds pretty cool desu.
>>157895012
proof
>>157895012
Be real here. Based on almost every forecaster or polling organization Trump is going to lose. Have you accepted that, whether you like it or not? Having a glimmer of hope is reasonable but I hope you don't truly think he'll win.
why does america even still have right-wingers? what's the point of them?
>>157897481
Same reason streamers like firedragon exist - so that everyone can make fun of their fanbase.
https://twitter.com/soothingplumtea/status/788948216951689216
damn..........
>>157895012
This isn't me and I would never do something as embarrassing as do an AMA on here
On the subject of Trump: Trump will win and fuck Canada we need two walls
Post your speedgames/speedrecs. Bored of going for IL's on pic related and want to try something new.
>>157899058
post your stream or pm me on twitch:docflami fucking love marble or ball games
>>157898921
are you really mentally ill or just pretending to be a woman to bang some low energy doofuses?
>>157890370
>no video
i think not
>>157898921
note that this isn't a new id
>>157898921
Share some Dew I'm thirsty of freedom after the debate
anyone have a link to the third debate in Japanese with English subtitles? I only watch shows in superior Japanese quality
Are there any video games that have similar gameplay to the Eggman/Tails levels in Sonic Adventure 2? I really like the gameplay in those levels (and the Knuckles/Rouge levels are okay but fucking Sonic/Shadow levels) and I just want to play a game that is all eggman all the time.
is joshimuz still set to an hero?
Beneziaa is depressed.
beneziaa is an attention whore who never actually did speedruns
>>157903176
maybe she should lose some weight
hey who are we watching at this moment in time
>>157903176
wow what a surprise the girl with numerous psychological issues is depressed
Whatever happened to him?
what is this?
>>157903704
Is that our boy Lee?
!!! IMPORTANT SPEEDRUN ANNOUNCEMENT !!!
our boy controllerhead is currently live on twitch.tv
!!! IMPORTANT SPEEDRUN ANNOUNCEMENT !!!
controllerhead? more like couldn'tcontrolhisheadafterhavingsomealcohol
So what happened with Witwix and Jen this time? Does Twitchcon make them break up each year?? is she moving out?
>>157903704
political prisoner in canada
love how a bunch of people commenting on that "Why I Don't Support Games Done Quick" video saying "we need another marathon that's like the old GDQs" and not even realizing that NASA exists
fw controllerhead got the speeddepression
Is darbian the most pure speedgod?
>Has WR in hugely competitive game
>Focuses on his gameplay instead of stream marketability
>Doesn't have any severe mental disorders
>>157915062
you
YOU are the reason The God Gamer Stigma exists
>>157915062
he has a webcam, a heart rate monitor, and a sub button that dude streams big
>>157915062
>Is darbian the most pure speedgod?
no, our guy caracarnvi is the most pure speedgod
>>157915246
>playing Final Fantranny
>pure
darbian more like simian
>>157915940
>being this big of a kosmic nuthugger
>>157916861
@157916940
Absolutely pathetic.
>>157917179
need something to watch
rec
>>157917179
>>157917302
>>157917384
leave squid out of this he based
>>157917506
based on being a stupid fucking grind monkey with a bird laugh and banshee screech spreading cultural marxism
>>157917557
How is he spreading cultural marxism?
tfw you want to speedrun but your beautiful girlfriend is asleep
>>157917610
via his shemale obsession and incessant grind monkeying
>>157896969
I always wanted to see the other end, a low% run where the goal is to clear all songs with as low a score as possible
>>157839829
>and truly fear a Trump presidency just like every sane person left.
Then you're a fucking retard, enjoy your WW3 with Russia and china if hilldog and her rampant corruption gets in and good luck convincing the refugees to not beat the shit out of the LGBT community and women, idiot.
>>157917674
What evidence do you have of squid being obsessed with transexuals?
>>157869151
>you sound like a piece of shit
Beats sounding like and endorsing the normalization of mental illness.
>>157917610
>>157917674
>>157917856
It's all bullshit. Don't try to get sense out of the obsessive freak.
>>157917856
a since deleted tweet
jeremy marks sure had an interesting twitter
>>157917856
>>157917908
>>157917947
>what is a joke
The autism and aspergers is absolutely off the scale
>>157917947
>not saving screencaps
No self respecting shitposter would have been that careless. I'm calling bullshit.
>>157912206
good runners don't go to NASA though
>>157917987
>i-i was only pretending!!! ooh ooh ah ah ah!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>when autismal babies think they're using a real name to sound intimidating
my sides
>>157917894
thanks for the late response!
>>157918028
>ion
>wr after it is no longer a meme time
really makes you think....
>>157918006
found it
>>157918124
>de aspergers post
>>157918124
F A L K A
A
L
K
A
>>157918124
>>157918167
>>157918185
damn...........
"the god gamer stigma" - guy who hasn't taken down any of their times
>>157918274
you can't tell me The God Gamer Stigma isn't real
>>157918313
The God Gamer Stigma isn't real.
artheroblues just wants to have gay sex with andrewg so he nuthugs him every chance he can get. fucking failures.
>>157910005
Who gives a shit? Witwix is such a little whinny bitch nowadays
>>157918124
>>157918167
>>157918185
Coming from someone who isn'5 hopelessly autistic, these just seem like shit posts. I can't understand why anyone would screencap any of this. A true obsession and lust for pulling absolutely anything out of nothing. Check yourselves
>>157918313
whats your smb pb then
should be a 4:56 since its so easy
>>157918447
>grindxmonkey thinks he's not hopelessly autistic
lmao!
>>157918356
The God Gamer Stigma prevents God Gamers from getting into speedrunning for fear of The Stigma
it's fucking real dude, just look at cyghfer
>>157918542
>just look at cyghfer
so what I'm gathering from these responses is that the "the god gamer stigma" poster is just jealous of people who have fans?
weird way to vent those feelings bro
>>157918718
The God Gamer Stigma is the assumption of great things from someone because of The God Gamer aura that's been created about them
>>157918835
This, someone else gets it. Let's get more evidence please!
>>157918923
more proof
http://pastebin.com/haGGm78G
>>157918980
Who the fuck wrote this cuckery
>>157919003
authorblues
https://twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/788945090848763905
butthurt tranny who cant take the heat.
>b-but its ok if candian trump supporters tweet at me!!!
>>157773446
This must be what it's like to have autism.
>/srg/
deaddoveinafridge.gif
>>157919305
>de hippie spacing
>>157919440
EPIC!
>>157919230
The faggot that thinks he is a speedrunner when he only ever gets sub par times and is reddit incarnate?
OUR BOI TMR IS LIVE
I hope we have less trannies this year. I say this as a hyper-liberal on basically any social issue you can imagine, but holy fuck you'd think we were watching a Rocky Horror marathon or something.
>>157919263
Who the fuck is this and what the fuck does it have to do with speedrunning?
>>157922638
>not knowing about our girl trannykeys
>>157922827
>Caring about some random degenerate
Both a tranny and a trump supporter. Never has there been a human more deserving of the gas chamber.
>>157923225
>I disagree with someone therefore they deserve death
How are you /not/ a Drumpftard?
>>157923225
Wording this sound post.
If you post about Cronikeys, the man, the irrelevant tranny, then you are pathetic scum.
>>157923297
Because unlike most pussy left-leaners, I realize that not all opinions and indeed, not all people are equally valid. Anyone supporting Trump has openly declared themselves subhuman filth, and should be dealt with accordingly for the good of humanity at large.
>>157923392
lmao
Good thing you're not old enough to vote.
>>157923446
>O-oh no not everyone wants a hugbox! Better call him underage!
You should probably go back to jerking off to your favorite conservatard tranny now.
How do I avoid The Stigma?
>soe joins slayers stream
>chat goes to shit
We cannot let trannies take the roles of real women like beneziaa.
Besides the one photo of her twitter profile.
Are out there any other photo of croni ? Sounds like she's even not real.
>>157924557
>he doesn't have a cronikeys folder
>>157924557
>>157925729
id finish cleaning up those eye shadows with my jizz desu
>>157924816
Help me with material then
fw you miss the controllerhead stream
damn!
>COSMO PUT OFF SUICIDE FOR THIS
>cosmo wont be able to speedrun BotW because of the cramped controller
loving every laugh
>cosmo slept through the nx revela
lmfao fag cant even get out of bed for teh one thing keeping him alive
>>157925729
d*ng... croni looks like THAT? O_O
>>157918356
do me a favor and spell my name right so I can ctrl+F
>>157928173
yeah its awful
>>157919263
lol he's the same as the butthurt hillary supporters
shexmale
>>157928327
banning an entire country sounds like Trump
What's been going on here in the past few months?
>>157937924
Obsessive tranny posting. Nothing else.
>>157937924
definitely no speed run content
>>157938038
>>157938243
Well rip, when's Spookathon?
>>157938596
not happening
>>157912206
shut up naegleria, you reek like a mexican sewer and your shitty gdq knockoff is irrelevant
>>157938596
>>157937924
s e c o n d a r y s h i t
>>157938596
Fuck off you pathetic avatar fagging fuck.
>>157938596
https://horaro.org/spook4/trainwreck
we
wuz
ded
doggiez
n
shiet
Guys I've got terrible news. The reason Cosmo's hasn't streamed... is that he's dead.
Cosmo died, guys. He got hit by a car and passed away last night, his last words being "sub 18:10 isn't feasible without new strats".
He's dead, guys. Cosmo's gone.
>>157948578
comso died almost a year ago now
>>157875061
kek
>>157949204
>de late hippie spacing
>>157875061
lmfao
>>157949683
thanks for the late response!
Has TMR really been streaming himself building a shelf for 8 hours
*********PUBLIC GREASE ALERT***********
our bone zed effigy is alive
*********PUBIC GREASE ALTER*************
>>157950546
that qualifies creative
>>157951128
>de headcrab face
is the pokedoll glitch still allowed in glitchless red runs?
>>157937924
>>157938596
Youre cute~
>>157952038
>can i use a glitch in a glitchless category
do whatever makes you happy
The Tranny Suicide Stigma
>>157949804
Its literally the only thing that keeps this general live.
redpill me on The Tranny Suicide Stigma
>>157954056
it's the god gamer stigma except with trannies
The XY Chromosome Stigma
I don't like any of you ITT
^ wording this post
@157958750
same
>be cosmo
>be deeply suicidal
>rest hopes on nintendo release a great system so i don't have to kill myself
>ouya 2.0
fucking rip
death
DEATH to ALL tranny FREAKS
>>157960132
especially trannykeys
>>157961846
except trannykeys
>>157962007
Cronikeys is based (Croni here)
>>157962181
>de photo of polishit + dog
>>157962628
>de lusion
"SM64 is the hardest speedgame." - guy who isn't good at any speedgame other than SM64.
even if u dont like croni u have to admit she has a heckin cute ass dog
>>157962628
lol
>>157963491
if you like tiny yippy fag dogs
Place your bets now: which speedrunners will successfully move on to the let's play arena by streaming NX games on release?
>>157965494
Trihex.
Oh wait.
>>157963810
Lay off starfox
a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK
ez game
>>157963491
take the "dog" part out and I'll toss you a word my man
>>157968684
fucking ninninger
post cool speed dogs (also what's up squid or maybe the other guy that was playing it too)
>>157961973
love
LOVE to THIS GUY'S wonderful GIRLFRIEND
>>157969256
aww thanks gamer
remember when tony said he was quitting speedrunning an all social media for a year then came back a couple weeks later?
>>157968895
um hello?
>>157971330
based tony
>>157971330
tony's a faggot
stop self posting
you are such an embarrassment
>>157971330
fuck tony he is an obnoxious, fat, unfunny shitter that was never good at any of the games he ran.
>>157971745
which tony? there are too many tonys in speedrunning
post your favorite speedtony. mine is jacethewalletsculptor (but yashichi is a close second)
>>157972196
mine isyashi
\ PolPot
here's another good speeddog. i love this one. he's very talented
i wish y_ would speedrun again
who are some people who selfpost?
>>157973989
also me
>>157973989
you
the TRUE road to 250 subs
the TRUE road to elin thighs
Why is /srg/ so obsessed with a squawking chav?
>>157975125
>de squid post about himself
seize the means of strat production
>>157975290
marxist OUT
sure wish my favorite goemon + bomberman speedrunner would go live right about now...
Witwix has every right to say he's suffering from depression.
his name is weewee
Do you guysr still liker me herer?
>>157979039
horned SLUT
no pizza......
>that one obsessive freak who deletes his own shitposts as some kind of bizarre scheme to frame our boi glenn
what's his story?
>>157981262
Wasn't Glenn fired though?
>even a literally gay man like cheese had multiple girlfriends
IT'S NOT FAIR! >.<
EWW
fw MDE WP will never return
>>157971745
TonyOgBot of Reddit fame.
Let's see what's on Nicovideo right now! :)
>Dragon Quest 6
>Super Mario 64
>Super Mario Bros. 3
>Tetris Attack
>Dragon Quest 2
>Dragon Quest 4
>Dragon Quest 8
JRPG density: 50%
>>157983063
*57%
>>157981735
she looks cute
shuriken owns
shuriken is based
< important secret speedrun announcement.
DO NOT CLICK unless you have a legit need for speed
>>157985162
>implying
>>157968684
bop
>>157968956
nice dog
>>157987863
:^)
Our boi lurk is routing the best game ever made, bop in.
Skater got the WR again
is sub 17:00 possible?
I need more details on witwix and jendenise. Also what other speedrunning couples broke up and why? caleb and that mousey looking girl? give me deets for this juicy story im writing
>>157989637
her name is weewee
>>157989446
possible according to sum of bests contingent on human error. sub 17 is possible but very unlikely without new strats. a minute faster than 18:10 will happen. good thing there are more than two genders!
>>157990035
I can't believe if you factor in all the stoppages/cutscenes total gameplay amounts to 10-12 minutes
>>157990229
cutscenes are shorter on ique :)
>>157989637
this is the 2nd or 3rd time wittys dumped jen. no idea why he changes his mind again and again. jens ex called witty manipulative so who knows
>>157990035
Isn't skater's sum of best like 17:05 and is pretty optimized
>>157989637
witwix dumped jen because during sex she would no longer refer to his cock assuper meat boy
>>157991167
this is such a y_ post
>>157991167
yo SJ are you the bitch and bertin is the butch? or....how does that work?
>>157991040
>optimized
I suppose. torje's is 17 flat last I checked.
>>157991270
wrong pair bud
>>157991624
so brave
will ennopps new baby be a future speed god?
does it have superior nordic genes?
will speedrunning matter by then?
the world may never know
>>157993671
what the heck, you forgot "serg dies tongith" again!!
i refuse to fall in love at agdq!!!
let the dog die already
>>157997813
is better than trannyposting so fuck off
>>157998081
let the general die as a whole
If I want to start running a game that no one else had ran in the past, how do i go about routing and everything? Is it just a matter of playing it through and examining surroundings and doing test to completely optimize movement times and everything? Because I can deal with that, but when it comes to finding glitches/skips/OOB stuff/RNG manipulatio tricks I'm at a loss.
>>157998535
what game
>>157998535
That's pretty much how it is.
It's worth noting a lot of games share similar glitches (like going out of bounds).
stayinxalive
>>157998535
If it's a 2D game, try looking for ways to get yourself into a wall and see if you can zip.
If it's a 3D game, try to get over or through invisible walls and see if you can get out of bounds. Try ways to gain a lot of height to go over stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlLvq_v38G4
our boy is back at it again
>>158001693
SHUT IT DOWN
no but, really, just
WHAT
happened to mike uyama???
>>158002049
mono man
LETS SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE MONO
kmac just got 11:37. i assume he is still considered btfo or no?
>>158003453
who?
Is Wind Waker a good speedgame? I like the game but I don't know how I feel about a 4 hour run.
>>157953519
You too anon.
A bullet.
>>158006320
Thanks for the late response!
any marathons this weekend?
>>158006509
No problem, I gotta roll to work though!
Bye anon.
>speedrunning general
What do you even talk about here..
>>158009353
The God Gamer Stigma
>>158010440
isn't real
>>158009353
the TRUE road to 250 subs
>>158009353
speedrun breakdowns
>>158009353
trannykeys' mental illness and his upcoming meltdown when donald chump loses the election by a landslide
>>158005497
Please respond
>>158012058
Fuck off, watch the run yourself, no one here plays Wind Waker.
>>158012058
wind wanker sucks 2bh
Hottest speed gamers:
1. Werster
2. no one else
How do you route a game that has constant autoupdates? :/
>>158018365
don't run games that have updates
>kryssstal doesnt play for years
>suddenly wr
rofl, the tranny splice stigma is strong with this tranny
>>158019215
uhhhh anon...
>>158009353
Cuties :3
>>158019215
imagine being so stupid as to trannypost without even opening the video
>>157998535
there are a lot of stuff you can check to see if certain things will work
first, always see if someone has made a TAS of the game. if it's an older console game, chances are good that someone has a TAS of it. even if everything in the TAS is not applicable to a human, you can still see the game pushed to it's limit, form a general route around it, and then try to adapt TAS strats to real time.
check what engine the game runs on and see if there are any commonalities. most engines will have the same nuances and exploits, so you can check other games that run on the same engine and test out the tricks you see. for example, source games typically have a way to bhop or ABH in them due to the nature of the engine.
another common way to create glitches is to force the game to do multiple things at once to confuse it. if your game has level transitions, try forcing the game to do something while the level transitions. try using 2 items at once, or using an item while doing movement or attacking or whatever.
then there is just playing the game a ton and finding sections of the game that you'd really like to skip once you have a general route in mind. if one area of the game is particularly difficult or an autoscroller, search for ways to get past it. you know what comes next, so how can you just get to that? this will allow you to focus your routing and you can exhaust all the possibilities you have up until that point in the run.
stuff like RNG manip can require you to use a RAM watcher and shit. it can get overly complicated and sometimes isn't worth it. it can be easier to reach out to someone who has done it before and see if they'll help you with it. a lot of people in the community are friendly and helpful so you might get some help.
>spongebob actually got accepted to agdq
what even is this
[07:52:49] <seth_mod> speed running super mario 64? thats childs=play
[07:53:11] <seth_mod> holy smokes
[07:53:23] <seth_mod> this siglemic guy is a twitch all star apparently
[07:53:29] <dave_the_fade> lol
[07:53:31] <seth_mod> he has over 14 million views
[07:53:34] <dave_the_fade> sm64 is pretty hard imo
[07:53:35] <seth_mod> wow.
[07:53:55] <dave_the_fade> at least, to speed run like sig does
[07:53:58] <seth_mod> 65k followers too
[07:54:29] <dave_the_fade> that's about as many who watched his agdq run
[07:54:33] <seth_mod> you must make a healthy bit of dough from this
[07:54:52] <siglemic> its not about the money, love of the game!!!
[07:55:03] <ulillillia> 20K total damage!
[07:55:03] <seth_mod> bull-honkey
[07:55:19] <siglemic> lol?
[07:55:24] * cajun_fox (cajun_fox@cajun_fox.tmi.twitch.tv) has joined #ulillillia
[07:55:43] <seth_mod> who can really love a game so much to repeatedly play it over and over again for years
[07:56:03] * kiwibearlol ([email protected]) has joined #ulillillia
[07:56:03] * frostaurfrysen ([email protected]) has left #ulillillia
[07:56:04] <siglemic> i played it 2 years straight for $0, dont bull-honkey me u autistic ***
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[07:56:51] * seth_mod slowly draws katana from sheath.
[07:57:00] <seth_mod> ill end you right here, right now.
>>158015685
>liberal fagbag
>hot
pwease dont bully headcwab
>>158024239
but she gets off on it
>>158023593
umm excuse me?
>>158022951
the shit is this
>>158022951
good thing siggy's wearing diapers because he probably shat himself from that epic threat
>>157989637
after Yuna went to college the relationship started to went to shit. Caleb bought a house for her but it wasn't enough. Around the same time period, Yuna started to contact her ex (the guy before Caleb). Right after their break up she has shown more and more closure to her ex. Basically Caleb was the cuck/rebound guy.
>>158025358
i remember when some shitters said that the good thing about dating someone with below average looks like her was that she'd never cheat on you or dump you for someone else. LOL!
>>158025772
>trusting the vaginal jew
>>158029423
>letting the thread live
>>158029510
This doggy is alive!
>>158031475
no its not, quit poking the corpse
>>158031475
could have fooled me
neetxchav
dude shuriken
pwease just let this thread die a natural death pwease guys i beg you
serg will never die
https://clyp.it/sxb5wmi4
dude /r/samandtolki owns
https://streamable.com/sjdv
speedrun.tv/dutchj
bounceyboy about to get absolutely exposed by a dude on the front page
>>158038727
Fuck off nobody wants to use your Jewish honeypot
>Sunshine WR holder most of October 2015 - July 2016.
>cronikeys is going to kill herself when trump loses
>>158041593
No, she's not.
She's going to posther n00dsITT when that happens!
>>158042587
please b true
>>157998535
Just play the game and fuck around a lot. I just found OoB in my literal whogame because my movement was bad and I got jammed in an unusual corner.
Spookathon when?
cancel the fucking spookathon
>>158046140
halloween
*speedruns an illegal leaked beta version*
Look how broken it is! xD
ASX has the qt tetris guys oh god why is he so perfect
>>158052975
autism
>>158057092
well deserved desu
>>158057372
How do you not know about the wordfilter by now.....
>>158057859
Guess you can't criticize white people on /v/, lol
SERG ends tongtih
i need a status report on the following speedrunners, STAT!
zfg
sig
any member of the mhc
pie
thanks, lads
>>158060726
apperently job
quit
only hurtin and wibbler
not a runner
>>158061051
>not a runner
>better pb in sm64 than grindxmonkey who supposedly is a runner
lmao
>>158063427
based
>>158063427
clean this shit
>>158063427
cool memegame
>>158061051
did wibbler and the mhc have a falling out or something? you never see them in the same streams or calls anymore. ever since wibbler's emotional meltdown at that gdq, he hasn't been around the mhc.
>>158064537
trihex ruined it by selling out
>>158064768
WATCH IT HURTIN
>>158067221
reminder that tri left during the roast as he couldn't handle it
https://twitter.com/P4ntzSpeedruns/status/789629708078055424
>>158068623
>dan being a voice of reason
>matt pitching in and being a fag
i fucking hate side shitters
>>158068623
literally who?
>>158068623
Who?
fucking ASX delayed by two fucking hours, can nerds not fucking get anything right
you'd expect arcade autists to be good at this shit
>>158071114
Autists are only effective when they have normies around to help direct their autism into useful ends, when you just put a bunch of autists together with no mediation you just amplify their awkwardness and tard rage
hurtin vs uyama WCSR main event when?
>>158071426
who is meows?
>>158071817
>uyama
>alive
>>158072216
shush dont be giving away his gimmick now
10:30 on a friday night
who the FUCK are we watching
>>158075413
BlazinZzetti
what girls are streaming? :)
>>158076323
none that are good speedrunners
>>158076524
>>158076709
name ONE good born-female speedrunner
>>158076323
Beuchi is begging for money so she doesn't have to work as we speak! While being minutes behind in a game she's been playing for years!
>>158076815
who the fuck is that
sounds a lot like the name of that euro/spanish chick that runs spyro
>>158076868
That is exactly who it is
>>158077028
oh, shes not actually streaming is she? she doesnt seem too bad actually, every spyro runner is shit in 100% since that games a platforming nightmare
>>158077120
Idk, she was about an hour ago
>>158063427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffG3nFdfyB8&feature=youtu.be
This thread needs a serious clean up. If you do ANY of the following you must remove yourself immediately:
- Marxissa posting
- Irrelevant tweet posting
- Celeb circle jerking
- Anime Posting
- Monkey Posting
- Nigger lover posting
>>158079834
>stop posting about my exposure
>>158079834
No one is really doing any of that right now
>>158080037
sorry i just wanted to post something from my copy pasta archive
what a fake friend fuck slayer
so I heard slayer is back but out of shape and bald now? I really liked his farcry 3 run and when I heard he was going to start running primal I stopped by, but man does he look bad
>>158080416
slayer is almost as above it all as squid
>>158080549
Is that actually him?
>>158080416
>>158080650
>zyzz ded
>alphaparticle ded
cant be coincidence
Literally sobbing over a kids game
(headphone warning)
https://oddshot.tv/shot/UzpU5xCJU5xMdrKaSfEdFASE
>>158081881
someone send him to a clinic already
>>158081881
This guy thinks he is a female and cries over video games
>>158081881
>plays shit broken memegames with faulty mechanics
>pretends to have a meltdown when things don't go his way because the shit game is broken and has faulty mechanics
lol? why doesn't he just run a game that isn't shit? are they too competitive for him?
>>158082164
absolutely. "hot" games are funny quirky random games with no optimization and no competition guaranteeing free top times.
see:
cavemandcj
cook
atuhobrlues (spell his name wrong so he cant ctrl+f)
everyone who has ever shat on zelda and mario runs
who is pumped for spookathon
>>158084349
schedule where?
>>158084349
cancel
>>158084404
delete
have you discovered a trick in your speedgame? You're not a real speedrunner if you haven't.
>>158084803
i literally just learn existing strats once and then grind runs for years
>>158084404
twitch - srgmarathon
10-31
be there or be queer
>>158085503
uh ok but what are the games
i aint gonna tune in for ape escape, HM, and billy hatcher
>>158085503
be queer or let it die
fixed
>>158085606
what about glover?
>>158085606
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AmAqX5NiBFz3dEQ5RGNrWUdUaGRYa1lGdzdOdnZOV2c#gid=0
>>158085606
shit I lied that's from last year...it's here...but it's not public yet...
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-bZ4JHV6JT83Uhsf_OahVnD8WK7iEmNxocQDI_MitOU/edit?usp=sharing
>>158084803
Does it count if it's a game only I run?
>>158086654
No. It only counts if it's a highly competitive game, you found all the current strats, and every time you do an attempt you get a new WR.
de_dead
>>158090370
now let it actually die this time
fw you want to stream your speedrans but your internet and craptop aren't good enough
>>158090564
new newboi?
>>158083206
sick namedrop friend
>>158091338
No, I've been here a long time. It's just frustrating.
>>158091994
this place is in dire need of more speedrunners. we'll turn spookathon into a fundraiser for streaming equipment and you can take some of that
>>158092090
It's not so much equipment, it's more my internet, which is as good as it gets in my location, which is a rural area. Thanks though.
will we ever go back?
WADDAP FAMALAMS
ayo BITCH
>>158080549
Is that gout ridden obesity onyx the gaming machine?
>>158086153
Where are the vods for that run?
>>158068623
man must be nice
The Official List of Washed Up Shitters Who Are Wrongfully 'Known For' Certain Games Despite Being BTFO Ages Ago:
Bonesaw - Jak & Daxter (27th Place)
Almo - Paper Mario: TTYD (3rd Place)
Trihex - Yoshi's Island 100% (4th Place)
Iongravirei - Billy Hatcher (2nd Place) Ape Escape 2 (3rd Place)
Duke Bilgewater - Hotline Miami (6th Place in his own arbitrary category he created)
Zoast - Super Metroid - (2nd Place)
AndrewG - Super Mario Bros. (Tied 3rd, basically 4th)
Add to the list.
>>158103190
>Trihex - Yoshi's Island 100% (4th Place)
Thats funny cuz theres only 2 runners xd
>>158103190
Cosme Alright - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (8th place)
>>158103190
being second place in a hyper competitive game is not at all "washed up"
>>158104337
Zoast has been defeated and you are a nuthugger. Out you go.
>>158104501
just like how ion is about to oust you squid
>>158104740
I'm not Squid. Judging by the input the thread has given me for this list, he has a long way to go.
>tfw oatygoaty posts ITT
let me know if you want me to stream, i'll go live
p_ tell z_ to stream
>>158107974
ain't gonna happen
m_, tell s_ to fire up r_, it's been too long.
Can we bring back the meme where we reply to each other without quoting
yeah sure
hate this meme
why doesnt zfg stream anymore...
slayer stream
love this meme
wording this post
not wording this one though
>de hippie spacing
>de greentext
>
The GOD GAMER Stigma
hi good morning speedboys
what is going on
>>157773446
Mike Jewyama pretends to be ill but accepts his $150k cheque every year
>>157773446
Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG6hPJpxzm4
>>157779567
Is it sad that I thought of GameJ06 before opening the spoiler?
>>158118610
>hey ya'll i'm a programmer!
>hey ya'll i can't seem to find a job! please give me money!
love how the mhc is like "we got this corrupt sellout nigga trihex taking people's money......who can possible replace him?"
>>158119006
if i'm black and """""""""""""""speedrun""""""""""""""" sonic games, would i get into the mhc as well?
>>158120859
word
you are living in the past
i wish that were the case
>>158124175
Drumpf xDD
Who we watchin?fw comfy jerry stream
i'm watching arcade charity stream xD
>>158129272
jerry streams are the best
>>158129871
I realise it's a bit late but I'm going to have to drop my first word of the thread on this very post
I love speedrunning
kraut sammich
Shuriken is based
xpiratez is based
>>158136960
im gonna bop you squiddo
is there any rng dependent stuff im not seeing?
>>158137947
Yo, let's see it my man, the more people playing, the better. There's no luck
Man I thought srg was bad but d2g is on another level of shitposting
Based Shuriken
Based Shuriken hell yeah
shuriken owns
Based fucking Shuriken
shuriken is shit!
hey, i'm pretty based too!
>trihex streaming social eating
Shuriken is too based
>>158141095
hey, i doubt it!
Based fucking Shuriken
shuriken is just bad 2142 desu
dude shuriken lmao
>>158144290
it's just bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp-2PW7TKaQ
thats it im not speedrunning shuriken anymore thanks for ruining it guys
Based Shuriken desu
the game is shit like its sentai
shut up already
his name is narcismo
his name is marxissa
his name is marxistxmonkey's wet dream
>>158148663
Trihex is and always will be a normalfag. No matter how much he tries to be "our guy."
>>158150013
he gave that up ages ago
couldnt handle the bantz
>>158150448
That visit from the FBI really shook him up
>>158150549
he'd want it
>>158150549
Spoiler this shitIT'S REAL NIGGA
>speedrunner profile description
>"i like to go fast"
>>158154161
"i like to go fast"
>no WRs
>>158154264
me
>>158155123
deal
>>158156282
Not me. I'm classier than Madonna
>>158154342
why did you reply to him
>>158156564
so is that a no?
>>158156662
you have to be a bald nerd who likes to erp as a dragonlord on the internet to have a chance with trannykeys
>>158156624
why did you reply to me
who the fuck is streaming
anyone
i need someone to watch while i fix my emulator :)
>>158157507
our boi duggy
>>158157507
blubbler...
>>158154875
will you accept the results of the election or will you bury your head in the sand and live in a delusional fantasy world like you do with your biological gender?
spicy sm64 drama
http://www.speedrun.com/sm64/thread/qhgqx
>>158159535
>jumpluff
ignored
do no-reset runs improve overall consistency, or are they just a waste of time compared to segmented practice?
if you can't pb, do you always reset?
>>158161047
no-reset runs are a sign of being afraid of doing attempts. you don't need to practice every part of the game equally, doing so only holds you back. the only time you shouldn't reset is when you're at the very end of the game and it's your last run of the night anyway
>>158161047
>doing a run
>can't pb
this literally only happens when you're a grindmonkey.
>>158161892
or or or
sometimes you don't feel like resetting a bunch and you just wanna finish the game becauseit's fun
>>158162343
fun is a code word for too much of a scared beta to be competitive
no seriously who the fuck is streaming
>>158163674
furiousmonkey
>streamer's title says "boring don't watch"
>has lots of viewers anyway
>>158163709
gonna need a link
stat
>streamer's title says "wr attempts"
>he's several minutes behind the wr
loving these epic streammonster reactions
keep it up my good sirs! XD
>>158164243
*bird laughs*
>>158163674
stivitybobo, bl00d_thunder, shift_hd, beuchiism
do you even streammonster?
ZOAST > sweetnumb's boyfriend
everyone keeps saying beuchi and every time i look she isnt streaming
great fucking meme, nuke this sh%t
>can get free bits every few hours from twitch
>no idea who to donate to
any streamers on the verge of suicide? these could go a long way
more like adulterybobo lol!
more like get your ass back to /v/ pronto
>>158165012
>>158165618
squid more like squawk
>>158162265
It depends who wins
>>158166943
let's say the fans win
>>158167315
How do you mean
OUR BOI
ION
GONNA BLOW SQUID THE FUCK OUT OPENING AGDQ
>ennopp is a father
what the heck
f*ck yes our boi chibi is now LIVE
>>158168502
just saving speedrunning and saving the white race at the same time, much more than anyone here can claim
>>158168604
but should he push this degenerate hobby on his purebred white son or influence him to do more fulfilling things?
i want to die
>>158168604
lol? the best to support his country is changing his legal name to allison and supporting a populist demagogue
i wish i was a father
>>158169331
one L, bud
>>158169003
name 10 things more fulfilling than speedrunning, I'll wait
>>158169617
finding success in your career
raising a family of your own
drinking hella soylent
playing mobas
owning a gun
i will give the next five when i'm done speedrunning
our boi is doing live q&a
https://modernspring.xyz/cyberdemon531
>people do trifecta runs that are 8+ hours long
just fucking why
WORLD
RECORDS
>>158169941
just put cyber down already
>stiv does 3 runs then rages and logs off
do people realize they are playing kiddy video games to go as fast as possible compared to the dozen other people who play said kiddy game?
fuark
>Another fire emblem game at AGDQ
When will they learn
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>>158173904
complete shit until feasel desu
>>158173904
Based peaches__ back with catechumen
>>158174556
fairweather gdqshitters OUT
>>158173904
>mostly short runs
>3 and a half hours for paper mario
>final game is undertale
dropped
>>158173904
how can ion post monkeys in the thread during his run?
>>158174761
That's why his run is first. So he can comfortably monkey post for the remainder of the marathon.
>>158174737
*super metroid
the speed ends at the semi as it has been past times
final is just the money graber to recover/make even more
>>158174761
he'll have his couch plus other goons to do it for him
>>158174667
>>158174870
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VR3Hk2EOFI
>>158175005
i've never watched the end of one before, but if the finale/whatever is the literal end of the event, why wouldnt you have metroid at the end then
youre sending people out on a meme game
who has the smelliest room in speedrunning?
to distend my gut as far as possible
>giving the opening run of the marathon to a rusty blob who's almost three minutes behind world record
lol?
>>158173904
>mr. k is back
whoa!
no qt hurblat though...
>>158178212
squid is a bong who cant afford proper dental care, what makes you think he could afford to attend a gdq?
>>158178212
who, puncay?
Can some post some Croni ? I need to fill my Croni folder.
>>158178212
your post reeks of fear, grindxmonkey
>>158178814
>>158178814
someone posted his topless photo the other night and i had to contact hiro to delete it asap
>>158179094
>photo (singular)
also you know an archive exists, right?
>>158179094
That one show no nipples at all
>>158179148
>photo (singular)
uh, yea? someone posted one photo out of the set you fucking ape can you speak english?
oo oo aa aaaaa
>>158179225
are you ok?
>>158179916
>de hippie spacing
>>158179916
that is its nipple in th ebottom left
where else would it be, underneath the fucking titi?
>>158179916
de_viated septum
>>158179916
why did you delete?
who here watching bigjon endurathon*
*with naps every few hours, gosh i don't want to diiiie guys
serg need a wiki for lore purposes when I can adquire cute Croni selfies
life is unfair familia
>>158180306
i wanna FUCK croni
right now
i just want a vocaroo of her reading her angry political tweets
I would vote trump
holy FUCK squid is salty
holy FUCK doggy is deddy