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/owg/ - Overwatch General 2016-10-18 19:07:36 Post No. 157768374
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SOMBRASTION EDITION
Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/
>Official Website and Community
https://playoverwatch.com
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/
>Latest Patch Notes (Live)
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749875377
>Overwatch Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>the 100% club
http://pixelondemand.com/amic/
>Console Communities
XBO: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1CHY3NPBLf41OGMP2gFoBxUW3ykVH97ZcheUKNbOvPp8/
PS4: this general
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FUCK YOU JEFF
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WE GET NOTHING
WE LOSE
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HAHAHAHAHA
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>fucking nothing
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http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748794686
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748794686
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748794686
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748794686
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THE NUMBERS MASON
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ptr isn't up, daily reminder
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POST YOUR FACES WHEN SOMBRA WAS INSIDE BASTION ALL THIS TIME. THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL INSIDE BASTION.
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>SOMBRA WAS CONTROLLING BASTION THE WHOLE TIME
POST YFW
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QUICK
POST YOUR FACE WHENIT STARTS AGAIN AT100.50%
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Someone screenshot and put in the ptr patch notes im at work
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> yfw it's just another step to the ARG
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ptr update?
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FUCKING WHY
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WTF IS THIS SHIT MAN IM GOING BACK TO BATTLEBORN
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SOMBRA IS ON THE PTR! PTR IS UP!
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ITS NOTHING AND PTR IS STILL DEAD HAHAHAH LAUGHING AT ALL YOU FUCKING LEDDIT LOSERS WHO HAD HOPE FOR SOMBRA HITTING PTR
HAHAHAHAHA
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memes
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GUYS THE PTR GO GET IT
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So I guess Sombra is the person who repaired Bastion?
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IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
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>>157768524
Get fucked shitter
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Hey guys, Jeff Kaplan here.
We hope you guys enjoyed this ARG.
See you at Blizzcon!
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HOLY FUCK
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20306499
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20306499
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20306499
HOLY FUCK
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Who is a bigger ruseman: Kaplan or Kojimbles?
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>>157768479
HOLY FUCK
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>>157768374
It's a skin guys
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https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/bastion/
Go here and spam click the reconfigure ability thing.
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>blizzard in charge of hype
So who's ready for Sombra hacking Blizzcon and all the embarrassment that will come from it?
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/bastion/
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WICKED COOL ARG BLIZZARD OH WOW
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LITERALLY THE SAME THING THEY ALREADY DID
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>>157768519
it's the patch version
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post yfw we WAITED TWO MONTHS FOR FUCKING NOTHING
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This is a case-study in how not to do an ARG
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>>157768479
>Whoever has the information; has the power.
FUCKING HELL BLIZZ JUST RELEASE HER ALREADY.
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I'm out fuck this,
let's go back to poosting gay shit
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http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748794686
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
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>>157768374
All agree?
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>>157768479
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SOMBRA LEAKED PIC AND GAMEPLAY
BIG TITATAS and hero abailiutes
pic very related
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>https://playoverwatch.com/en-gb/heroes/bastion/
Click on reconfigure. What is the frame with static about?
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>>157768602
>>157768608
This has always been there.
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WHO IS READY FOR ANGRY REDDIT TURDS TO DDOS THE GAME OUT OF RAGE AGAIN?
NOT ME
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>>157768510
That doesn't even look like d.va.
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OPTIMIST FAGS BTFO
>G-GUYS SEE WE'RE GETTING ANNEW CHARACTER SO OUR GAME ISNT DED
AHAHAHA
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>>157768593
That was already in there
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ITS HAPPENING
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http://amomentincrime.com/
http://amomentincrime.com/
http://amomentincrime.com/
http://amomentincrime.com/
ITS HAPPENING
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IT'S ANOTHER WALL OF TEXT
AYYY FUCKING LMAO
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Guys stop screaming and analyze the text
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>>157768479
its another hack. what the fuck.
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>>157768717
FUCK YOU JEFF
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>>157768479
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>>157768479
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AI DIOS MIO
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GUYS
GUYS
THE MAIN WEBSITE
http://playoverwatch.us/
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>>157768716
THIS IS NOT NEW. THIS IS FROM BEFORE THE FUCKING AMOMENTINCRIME COUNTDOWN STARTED YOU FUCKING MONKEYS
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>YFW THEY ACTUALLY MADE US WAIT ALMOST 2 MONTHS FOR A COUNTDOWN TIMER TO TELL US NOTHING
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Show's over lads
Line up
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So is bastion going to get hacked, go evil, and be a Talon pawn from now on?
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CONVERT THIS TO ASCII
CONVERT THIS TO ASCII
CONVERT THIS TO ASCII
CONVERT THIS TO ASCII
CONVERT THIS TO ASCII
IT's SOMBRAS LOGO!
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http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748794686
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748794686
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748794686
MORE LE EPIC HINTS AND ARG HAHAHA EPIC GAEM XDD
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>Sombra won't release till next month
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...Estableciendo conexión...
...Protocolo Sombra v1.95 iniciado...
...Transmisión finalizada - finalizando carga...
...Carga finalizada. Unidad Bastion E-54 comprometida...
...Terminando conexión...
what did they mean by this?
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>>157768568
Cheers Jeff.
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BASTION AVAILABLE IN JUNKENSTEINS REVENGE
CASUAL PANDERING FOR YOU SHITTERS WHO CAN'T BEAT HARD MODE
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LOL XD ENJOY MORE POINTLESS TEXT RIDDLES SHE'S COMING AT BLIZZCON
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>>157768789
oh shit. it even has the symbol
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SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIET
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IT'S ANOTHER COUNTDOWN
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>>157768789
>.us
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>>157768714
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>157768789
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>>157768664
I can't tell what the fuck that is
For some reason it reminds me of Reinhardt, it looks like abig guy
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>>157768479
isn't this the same link as last time
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>>157768789
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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48 mins!
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http://playoverwatch.us/ HACKED BY SOMBRA!
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this has to be one of the worst args i have ever seen.
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>>157768789
It's fake
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>>157768519
They deserve all the shit they can get over this, I hope someone gets fired.
A huge countdown just to reveal the potential patch release number?
Are you shitting me? What a bunch of assholes.
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Calm down for a second.
From the translation and Talon's motives, its clear that
Sombra activated bastion and was the one sending him the orders to destroy the city. She was also the one hacking winston's computer in the first place.
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>>157768917
It is and these morons are giving him (you)s
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... Connecting ...
... Protocol v1.95 Shadow started ...
... Finished Transmission - ending loading ...
... Charging complete. Bastion Unit E-54 committed ...
... Terminating connection ..
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>>157768789
ITS HAPPENING
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>>157768789
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>retards actually thought there would be something of substance and not just more epik mystery xD
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http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748794686
Reminder that this is an old link.
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748794686
Reminder that this is an old link.
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748794686
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This is so fucking stupid.
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check em
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>>157768808
KILL ME PETE
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FUCKING NOTHING
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>>157768789
>.us
>.us
>.us
>.us
>.us
NICE TRY BUDDY
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>>157768647
Fuck off. Fecal penis.
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ptr just went live
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>>157768808
kill me, pete
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great now there's thread wars
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The fuck is this
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>>157768808
Kill me, Pete
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>>157768664
They all do that
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>>157768789
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WORTH THE WAIT
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>ARG ended in a long ass countdown that ended in another ARG
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>>157768839
It means that a bastion unit was compromised/hacked
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>>157768789
https://web.archive.org/web/20160824201145/http://playoverwatch.us/
Was this confirmed fake?
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Oh well, pack it up guys and go home.
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HOLY SHIT GUYS I WAS JUST DIAGNOSED WITH DIABETES BASED BLIZZARD DOESNT DISAPPOINT.
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ERIC ARG, SIMPLY ERIC
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>>157769064
THE SAME THING AS FROM MONTHS AGO
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I KNEW IT WAS NOTHING BUT IM STILL LAUGHING
BLIZZARD SURE PULLED ANOTHER ONE OVER US HUH GUYS :^)
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>>157769092
Maybe Bastion is getting reworked like Symmetra, God knows he needs it.
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the fuck is this
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>>157769060
I hope you get a kidney infection
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I'm officially not playing Overwatch until they stop this ARG bullshit nobody cares about anymore and actually give us new content.
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>>157769064
Wavy hair and an arm?
Two people kissing?Two bears high-fiving?
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>>157768807
And they made sure it ended on update day.
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>>157769160
Sombra is a mommyfag confirmed
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HAHAHAH THATS WHAT YOU GET OPTIMISTIC REDDITNIGGERS HAHAHAHAH
FUCKING
ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING
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GUYS CHECK CSPAN
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this arg is dogshit
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>>157769064
It looks like Reinhardt, that thing on the top right looks like one of his pauldrons. Sorta.
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>>157769160
I think those are the lyrics to the crazy frog song
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someone shoot me
ill provide the gun
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cant connect to playoverwatch.com
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I NEED DANK REAPER MEMES AND I NEED THEM RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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Some of you are alright, don't go to Blizzard's HQ tommorow.
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>playoverwatch.com
>504 Gateway Time-out
Gracias Sombra.
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>>157769175
>nobody cares
>we just burned through 2 threads in an hour
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Is SombraGanymede?
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*SHITPOSTS*
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BEN DROWNED
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GUYS TURN ON CNN
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>Sombra hype
Where's spicy waifu Blizzard!!?!?
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>>157769064
It's a blurred image of S:76. Saw a youtube video a few months ago that compared it with an existing S:76 image and it was an exact match.
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>>157768892
>>157769046
the actual website aint loading
https://playoverwatch.com/
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>>157769243
LAD
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>>157769241
>>157769252
probably everyone checking what's going on ddos it
not to do with her
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I fucking hate Blizzard
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>>157769269
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHIT
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RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 HAD A BETTER HYPE AND REVEAL THAN THIS SHIT
FUCK OFF BLIZZARD
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>>157769261
You're a fucking idiot. The threads were only going fast because people thought she'd be released, not that we'd get more ARG shit.
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> Waah, it's not fake, that's the real character, just watch
I bet this entire ARG was hoax not even started by Blizzard. You all fell for Fallout 4's hoax, and you fall for No Man's Sky hoax, of course you don't learn and then you fall for this one too.
Sombra isn't even real, you dummies. Why do gamers always get hyped over rumours and promises, then when the shit comes out or they learn the truth they act all surprised and hurt. If you guys weren't so stupid, maybe you could learn from your previous mistakes and then you wouldn't have to be all butthurt like you are now.
You can't even make this shit up.
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>>157769269
NO WAY
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>>157769312
t. Sombra
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>>157769243
hre cum deth
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>posting the old skycoder forum post
>posting an unrelated website with a .us domain
>posting that the PTR updated
I shiggy diggy
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>>157769246
Kek
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>>157769243
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>>157769330
So people do care
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>>157769243
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What the fuck is ARG?
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>>157768808
Kill me, Pete
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CHECK SEREBII
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>106 posters
Literally and i mean LITERALLY half of the people lurking got fed up lol.
10/10 blizz.
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Bastion E-54 is the in game Bastion for those who don't know.
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>>157769269
Drumpf trailing in all polls! IT'S HAPPENING
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>>157768994
>>157769312
>Sombra symbol
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>can't even make a proper ASCII art without fucking it up
good job blizzard
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>PTR downloading new update
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>>157769263
>GANYMEDE WAS A TROJAN HERO
>TROJAN
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>>157769246
underrated
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>>157768935
>>157768789
>>157768883
Official site is .com you faggots
This is some gay fake shit
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ok guys can we stop now? let's resume our usual waifu posting and stuff
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>bastion e-54 engaged
>bastion e-54 is one of the colossal bastions in the distance of Volskaya
>new brawl is a PvE vs Sombra controlling this bastion
>yfw
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>>157769405
About a character dumbass, not this fucking ARG. People are tired of the ARG and want new content. No one is happy about this.
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>>157768374
HOLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY FUCK GUYS
TURN YOUR CHANNEL TO CNN
SOMBRA FUCKING HACKED IT
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>>157768893
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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So there's absolutely no way Sombra is going to live up to all this fucking hype and build-up, is there?
Why is Blizzard dragging this out so long? Why not just tease for a month then put her on PTR?
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>there are people ITT right NOW that watched the countdown daily
LMAOING@U
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>>157769350
sounds like something a fugitive hacker would say
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>tfw blizzard can`t cum in right moment
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>>157769412
Augmented Reality Game
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>>157769350
>hints for the ARG hosted on blizzard forums and the game itself
retard
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>>157769450
.us isn't the official website
.com is
ffs
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>>157769243
IM TIRED OF THIS STUPID ARG BLIZZARD
GIVE ME SOME SHIT ALREADY FFS
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>>157769350
I just spent the past two threads browsing this thread and enjoying the train wreck, especially all the people who were busy shitposting about how "pessimists" should be ready to neck themselves for being wrong and how Sombra will be released when the countdown completes.
Where are they now?
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HOLY SHIT PTR IS DOWNLOADING
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>>157769443
It's also a YouTube video
Sombra is at 3:19
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I actually really hate Blizzard
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>>157769350
Other than the bit where the countdown website revealed junkrat and roadhog, yeah.
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>all these shitposts
please stop, you aren't falling anyone.
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>>157769478
bullshit
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>>157768374
>it was everything I expected
>and less
Hype is kill.
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>>157769456
THEY DIDDLED US FROM THE START
>>157769475
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>>157769475
Bastion e-54 is playable one retard
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>>157769487
potion seller...
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>>157768827
jesus christ how could you be more new?
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>>157769263
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>>157769575
This is old, just so you know.
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>new PTR patch
JEFF YEs!
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>>157769487
KILL ME PETE GOD DAMNIT FUCKING KILL ME
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>>157768643
>yfw it's not 'whoever' but 'she'
>She who has the information, has the power
HOW PROGRESSIVE TO CHANGE A DECADES OLD QUOTE FROM HE TO SHE
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HAHAHAHAHA to all of you overfaggots, continue believing in blizzard's promises, unlike 2k studios who added a pvp mode to Battleborn recently.
blizzfags btfo.
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1.5gb update on ptr
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Tell me, did you like it?
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>>157769478
SCREENSHOT MAYBE ????
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>>157769575
it's just a sombra skull ascii that's actually fucked up because they used different kerning when they built it
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Who at Blizzard thought this was a good idea?
Why do they just want to disappoint and piss off their fans?
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>>157769475
Bastion E-54 is the Bastion we play as
The giant robots in the Volskaya background are piloted by people, they're to protect against the omnics
Your whole post is a fucking mess
>>
Can you imagine Sombra being released and just being a shitty, terribly unfun character? This is way too much build-up for one new hero, especially considering the last one they added was also incredibly boring to play.
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>>157769412
A Ruse, Guy.
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>>157769476
>nobody cares
>everyone is screaming about it
So they do care
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Is PTR actually updating? or are people just being cunts?
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Is the PTR getting an update or what, stop diddling me you guys
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>>157769562
I wasn't around back then. How did that go down?
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stop lying about PTR update, you know there's desktop notifications about that right
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>>157769667
>>157769668
Stop lying you fucking fag
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>>157769710
cunts
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>>157769710
1.5 GB
RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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>>157769667
is this legit?
huge if true
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>people expecting good things from blizzard this close to blizzcon
oyyy vey dont forget to buy virtual tickets so you can see the super mystic hidden hacking event you guys with sombra being revealed
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>>157769710
>>157769725
diddle
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>>157769710
>>157769725
yesno you daft punks
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What a fucking dumpster fire of an ARG
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>>157769725
>>157769710
it's a ruse
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now what?
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>>157769710
What do you think?
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>>157769710
probably just being cunts
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>>157769667
>Still in full halloween drive
>If I want to keep grinding boxes I have ot keep playing
>Sombra on PTR
>Could either work to get the limited-time boxes or play the new hero
Thanks blizzard
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>>157769710
no, yes
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1.5 GB shitpost up on PTR
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>tfw you called it would be nothing
>tfw enjoying all these babby tears
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>>157769710
>>157769725
You are being bamboozled.
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>>157769710
they are all japing
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>>157769705
Fuck off blizzshill
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>>157769535
https://playoverwatch.com/ is also down.
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>>157769710
It's updating, fucking finally. I was worried nothing was going to happen besides that website bullshit.
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>>157769710
fuck nah man
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503
Our website is currently busy.
Please try again later!
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>>157769710
cunts
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WHY IS BLIZZARD SO FUCKING SHIT
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>>157769710
updating for me, not sure what it is though
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Has there ever been a worse ARG than this
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>>157769705
a subset of fucking retarded people in here care enough to spam it
It's just another ascii art skull with a link to another countdown
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>a 2 month countdown to literally nothing
Blizzard, are you mentally retarded?
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ITS NOTHING.
LOL.
KILL ME
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FUCKING HELL CHECK FORBES
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Is PTR down?
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http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748794686
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post memes
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Is the countdown over?
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>>157769790
it's not down you fucking idiot
too many people are trying to access the site right now
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>>157769710
i c u senpai
my boy
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PTR 1.5GB UPDATE
I HAD TO RESTART TO GET IT
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>>157769837
they cant even format properly
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>>157769784
>tfw you called it would be nothing
>tfw you are still disappointed
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>>157769834
So people do care then after all
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>>157769861
old
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>>157769830
never ever
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Check Steam Forums, Underlord is out
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SHE'S NOT GOING TO PTR
amic says <!-- v1.4.0.2.324?? --> but PTR is 1.4.**1**.0.31935
they'd literally be downgrading PTR to hit sombra while live would be a normal upgrade
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hello im new to this general
is sabra hummus out yet
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Let's do it guys. Let's bomb blizzard HQ
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post yfw you dont even speak Mexican
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THEY EXPECTED HER TO GO LIVE INTO PTR
AND NOT GETTING MORE ARG LE MYSTERY SHIT
HAHAHA I FUCKING CALLED IT YOU FUCKING NERDS, LOVING EVERY LAUGH
CRY MOAAAAR
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>>157768374
Want to play football with these ball?
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>>157769880
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
FUCK FUCK MY DICK
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>2 MONTHS FOR A PTR UPDATE
>2 MONTHS FOR A PTR UPDATE
>2 MONTHS FOR A PTR UPDATE
>2 MONTHS FOR A PTR UPDATE
>2 MONTHS FOR A PTR UPDATE
>2 MONTHS FOR A PTR UPDATE
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>>157769863
http://amomentincrime.com/
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>>157769549
>where are they now?
I think I see a few, here, for instance
>>157769643
>>157768893
>>157769485
>>
I expected nothing and was still disappointed.
Good going Blizzard.
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HIDDEN MP3 IN THE WEBSITE
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749717123?page=25
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>>157769892
a very small subset does
this ARG is a mess
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Well it IS tuesday and we do get patches on tuesday.
Guess we just have to wait and see what it is when it happens.
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IS PTR UPDATING OR NOT YOU FUCKERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>go to https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/bastion/
>click on Reconfigure
>this flashes on the screen
what did they mean by this?
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i didnt care until now but this train just got me and theres no getting out
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>everyone is confused and linking to months old shit already solved months ago
lmao
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>>157769742
>super mystic hidden hacking event
They aren't even going to make an event out of it. They're just going to stand on stage and announce Sombra with a big smug grin on their faces while the retarded audience of obese Blizzard fanboys shits themselves in furious applause.
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Anyone have the "Enough" Zenyatta image that could share it please?
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>>157769942
it's not that hard to translate. the words are all very similar.
the message is basically that a bastion unit has been hacked
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>>157769993
this is old
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>>157769863
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>>157769990
no, they're shitposting
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>>157769915
the PTR hasn't updated you actual fucking retard
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>>157769943
>half the people were saying this
>look how smart i am guiz screencap dis post x3
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>>157769990
It's not you fucking fag, stop failing for obvious memes.
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>>157769993
The same happens on the end of every video.
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>>157769852
yeah i'll just go ahead and contribute to this cancer that'll be great
no fucking thank you, get out of here forbes you're not getting my ad bucks
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>>157769064
whatcha watching on netflix?
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>>157769970
DEAD FUCKING GAME. EVEN PALADINS UPDATES EVERY 2 WEEKS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ES8uwrqKV0
HOOK LINE AND SINKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ES8uwrqKV0
ALL OF US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ES8uwrqKV0
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>>157770028
>falling for the meme
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1.5 GB is a meme you retards, but it is updating
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>>157769990
not. its le epic underage 4chin tricksters.
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>>157769993
>That little cute robot that didn't wanna hurt nobody
>Getting fucked up by Sombra
I'll be legitimately depressed if that happens
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>need to take a shit
>don't want to waste my shit during the sombra-shitfest
AAAAAAAAAAH
>>
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WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEEAN
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>>157769981
https://overwatch-a.akamaihd.net/video/dva-code-3782ae17f615dbd4de7063d9b08bddeea7c756ce8992e3de89ccbb620e00c4df2afd6a9009f0334098dd681fc61fa785be5d6c2dea448482eb93d914cd18fc54.mp3
IT'S THE FUCKING KONAMI CODE
>>
Blizzard are such cunts.
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>>157769981
I just wanted to capture this moment of retardation.
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>>157770014
They're the lucky ones if they didn't know about this while that was happening.
>>
>25 minutes past the osdaifjasdop jidpasfojiasd
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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LEFT OR RIGHT
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>>157769943
God I wonder what it's like to be this much of a petty asshole
Let people hype you pessimistic shit
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guys I restarted Battlenet and I am still not getting this 1.5 GB update you're talking about
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>>157770126
what's a konami code
>>
>>157770076
Glitch.
They just added it
Finished Stranger Things & Dexter before that
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>>157770020
Here's the unedited one.
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>>157770093
(You)
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>>157770097
nigger's a death machine that mows down anyone that approaches it.
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>A 24 hour countdown to a 2 months countdown to ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
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HAHAHAH NO SOMBRA FOR YOU FUCKING LOSERS KEKEKEK
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>>157770020
>mfw sombra hype shit
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>>157768496
>>157768626
No, fuck off.
>>
Woah! Hey guys, looks like Sombra is hacking our websites haha. Are you enjoying the ARG so far?
>>
is moon2 our guy
>>
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there is no update
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>>157770070
>he says while spoonfeeding the retards
>>
WTF I HATE BLIZZARD NOW
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>>157769243
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>>157770172
sounds like you got bamboozled buddy
>>
>>157770053
did you even read my post
I'm saying the patch version listed on AMIC is a live patch, not PTR patch, because the version number is wrong for PTR
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>>157770172
there is no update
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>>157770172
There isn't one, you are being baited
>>
>>157768668
If I`m reading this right.
It is some sort of code...
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>>157770126
That's been in the game files for a long time
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>>157770093
that's the size of the game idiot
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>>157770126
im 200% done with Jew Kaplan now
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>>157770093
TIMESTAMP FAGGOT
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>>157770172
you have to reset your internet service provider by calling their cable services, cancelling temporarily, then reactivating your subscription
>>
>>157770160
up up left right left right
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>>157770160
Can't they just fuck each other while I watch?
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>tfw EVERYONE will be playing sombra when she comes out to try her out
Get ready for all Sombra teams.
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>>157770006
AAAAAAAAAH SPOOPY
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>>157770175
what a google
>>
>>157770175
How old are you?
>>
>Blizzard just got itself into the Guinness book of world records for most hype over two sentences in Spanish
>>
RIP hype.
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>>157770172
Works on my machine. did you end the process with task manager? Maybe you need to reinstall battlenet.
>>
>>157769981
>>157770126
This is an old easter egg if you enter the konami code
God I hate cakeboys
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QUICK
>yfw someone at blizzard thought this entire arg was a good idea
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>>157770160
i like how mccree still looks absolutely 100% masculine in drag. while hanzo looks like a fag as always.
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>>157769759
We wait once again
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>BATTLE.NET UPDATE NOTIFICATION COMES UP
>WORLD OF WARCRAFT HAS STARTED AN UPDATE
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>>157770087
SON OF A BITCH
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>>157770172
delet system32
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if jeff kaplan is hunted down and brutally murdered, will the arg end?
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>>157770293
>implying there's anything wrong in that
>muh gombedidive game
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>>157770261
no need to, i downloaded ptr a couple hours ago and that's the size, he's just messing with you
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>>157770282
ahahahahahahahaha
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>>157770293
That's the point of casuals. To test shit.
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>>157770298
fuck off I was never played on console
>>
guys.. guys..
hear me outsombra
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>>157770309
>hype
It was hype like 2 months ago when the Skycoder post was made on the forums
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>>157770053
You're the actual retard here buddy. Sorry.
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>>157770294
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>>157769329
>Rdr2
>kek it is a rematered veraion
>>
>>157769915
>>157770230
It's not live or the shitty amomentincrime script rounds up.
Live is v1.4.0.2.32374
amic is v1.4.0.2.324
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>>157770309
They also got into the books for worst ARG of all time.
>>
GUYS
THIS BIT BESIDE ZENYATTA IS CLICKABLE
BUT ONLY FROM THE BASTION PAGE
CHECK IT OUT HOLY SHIT
>>
>a countdown to a countdown to nothing
L M A O THX BLIZZARD
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>>157769678
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>>157770360
>Overwatch fanbase is to pussy to threaten the devs to release content
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>>157770429
Speak English, dumb fuck. It's a new game.
>>
WHY WOULD THEY PUT SOMBRA IN PTR BEFORE MAIN GAME?
DID THEY DO THAT WITH ANA?
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>>157770360
maybe we will never get update because updater is dead
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>>157770327
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>>157770327
ARGs have never been good
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>>157770436
You gonna click it or what
>>
>>157770160
Sigh*** need to get my homo>>157770162
sword and start choppin dicks off it seems.
>>
>>157770436
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
>>
http://pastebin.com/DWdFq5sU
NEW ARG CODE RELEASED!!!
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>>157770470
Yes they did
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>>157770291
I'd join them
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>>157770470
ana was in PTR for 2 weeks or so. better get used to it mate
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>>157770327
>>
You fools, you think you can instantaneously get what you want from a video game? Have you no mind? You must create the hype. And to create hype, you need tension. And to create tension, you need to add suspense. I am just adding suspense you fools. If you think you can just walk around flaunting a new released hero whenever you want you're wrong. You're all wrong
-Kaplan
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this shit is hopless, i am out
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LOL XD SEE YOU AT BLIZZCON
EPIC ARG!
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>>157770172
go to sleep, pupper
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>>157770327
>>
>>157770354
ZIMBABWE !!!
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>>157770327
>Tfw reading these threads
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>>157770436
Nobody is gonna fall for this since she won't be a support.
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>>157770436
TABS
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>>157770436
HOLY SHIT ITS TRUE
SOMBRA CONFIRMS
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>>157770481
Bungie did it good.
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post yfw right now
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>>157770327
>>
>>157770521
released where
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>>157770209
THE Jeff Kaplan??? On my Chinese video game board????
>>
>>157770521
>not smug
bad taste
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>>157770470
Yes, are you fucking stupid?
>>
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>>157770436
>how to troll owg
>how to take screenshot
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>>157770436
>IMPLYING I CAN ACCESS THE DAMN WEBSITE
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>>157770546
Ayy
>>
playing us like a fiddle
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DUDE LETS PISS OFF OUR FANBASE LMAO
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>>157769182
I like your reference
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>>157770596
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>tfw the hacks are actually kind of cool
>>
Is this the worst ARG ever
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>>157770209
no its shit
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>>157770175
fucking infant
>>
Tfw overwatch has been running really badly since the other day. The frames stutter down between 10-25fps when it should be around 60+ and makes the game literally unplayable. Every other game runs flawlessly except Overwatch and RE6. Tried reinstalling drivers, reinstalling the game, ect.
>>
ptr updating for me
>>
>>157770591
Which one?
>>
>>157770436
Quality work, really, especially the minor details
Had a good laugh
>>
>>157770431
holy shit you are dumb
AMIC lists v1.4.0.2.324??
as in, a NEW PATCH would bring live UP TO that version, with the ?? representing "we dunno the exact build number lol"
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If nothing is released today I'm switching to Paladins. I'm tired of Blizzard starving the game of content with this ARG stupidity.
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THE SOMBRA ARG STARTED IN FUCKING
A U G U S T
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>>157770674
how is that frog attached to that wall
>>
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You thought they were going to release a new hero on PTR while there's a seasonal event happening on main?
>>
Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
>>
>>157770327
>A good idea
>Implying taking the entire community on a ruse cruise Hideo Kojima would be envious of wasn't the entire object of the arg
>>
Work faster you ARGnerds.
>>
HEROES OF THE STORM HAS STARTED AN UPDATE
>>
FUCK FUCK FUCK THEY FINALLY RELEASED THE ACTUAL FUCKING CONTENT
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Goddamit Blizz how about syncing that shit with your 2-month countdown next time
>>
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>>157770327
>>
>>157770209
pls jeff why you do this
>>
Sombra nerf when
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>>157770737
same bruh
>>
>>157770737
this
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>>157770596
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>>157770596
everything went as expected
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>>157770742
Reminder that QUIEN ES SOMBRA has been in the game since the beta. As in, soon a year.
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>i stopped masturbating for this
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>>157770327
If Blizzard's intention was to suffocate interest, they succeeded.
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>>157770781
Nigga we can see the embed
>>
TURKEY TROTS TO WATER GG FROM CINCPAC ACTION COM OVERWATCH INFO COMINCH CTF SEVENTY-SEVEN X WHERE IS RPT WHERE IS SOMBRA RR THE WORLD WONDERS
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>>157770754
Only reddit did. Which looks to be 80% of this general now.
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>>157770327
>>
>>157770715
I Love Bees
Though Bungie didn't actually do that ARG. An outside company was contracted for it.
>>
how can they possibly think this is a good idea
>>
IM PUNCHING MY FUCKING HEAD
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>>157770737
Have fun nigger
>>
the general is moving so fast nobody will see that I want to feed tracer testosterone to make her into a qt femboy maid!
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come on dude step up
>>
>recent update put Bastion Blizzcon skin in the game
>countdown mentions Bastion
Pretty much confirmed as a Blizzcon release.
>>
>>157770781
You know by default 4chan shows embedded youtube links.
>>
Wtf is going on with the countdown it's doing 1337 h@xor things
>>
>>157770846
XD torolled
>>
>>157770781
... we can see the embed title, genius
>>
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>>157770021
dude lucio lmao
>>
>>157770850
this desu
>>
>>157770737
we literally just got a large Halloween update
>>
>>157770746
by his pee pee
>>
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You know I've been hurt before
Yeah, you know the score and I know you want more
You want me to thaw out
But you know I get ice cold, I get cold
When you don't go slow, but I know you want more
You need me to thaw out
And I know you were worth it
And I know this could work if
I could only let you in
But I'm freezing
I'm not running away
I'm not running away
I will feel the pain and stay
I'm not running again
I'm not running again
Even though I'm scared, baby
And I won't freeze you out
Like I have been
I won't freeze you out
I'm gonna let you in
And I won't freeze you out
Like I have been
I won't freeze you out
My heart is melting
So here's my heart for you to hold
Feel it beat, feel the warm blood flow through my cold
Feel it thaw out
Yeah, I've felt the fear but I push through
It's so worth loving you, you wanted more
And so I thawed out
And I know you were worth it
And I know this could work if
I could only let you in
But I'm freezing
I'm not running away
I'm not running away
I will feel the pain and stay
I'm not running again
I'm not running again
Even though I'm scared, baby
And I won't freeze you out
Like I have been
I won't freeze you out
I'm gonna let you in
And I won't freeze you out
Like I have been
I won't freeze you out
My heart is melting
I won't freeze you out, my heart is melting
I won't freeze you out, my heart is melting
I'm not running away
I'm not running away
I will feel the pain and stay
I'm not running again
I'm not running again
Even though I'm scared, baby
And I won't freeze you out
Like I have been
I won't freeze you out
I'm gonna let you in
And I won't freeze you out
Like I have been
I won't freeze you out
My heart is melting
And I won't freeze you out
Like I have been
I won't freeze you out
I'm gonna let you in
And I won't freeze you out
Like I have been
I won't freeze you out
My heart is melting
>>
>>157770603
The 1 and only. How are you today?
>>157770674
I'm sorry to hear that. When we thought up the Sombra ARG we pictured our gamerbase to be intelligent, resourceful, abstract thinkers but it seems like a lot of you are petty, spoiled little brats.
You JUST got the Halloween event and now you want Sombra too? Not over my dead body.
>>
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>>157770360
>bullets rip through jeff' kaplans chest as he falls victim to an autistic drive by shooting
>he smirks as he feels his pulse stop
>a device attached to his heart transmits a signal that extends the arg
>>
>>157770862
no you see, everyone who DIDNT believe in it was reddit!
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Now what?
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does anyone else see it?
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>>157770906
Skin is been in game for several weeks.
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>kill sombra hype once
>people get hyped again after two months
>promptly kill hype again
>>
>>157770937
>Skins and shitty temporary gamemode
tf2 fag please
>>
>>157770928
>this damage
Damn I need to properly learn lucio
>>
>>157770886
wtf I love passes now
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This thread's memeing so fast thatno one will notice this sneaky Smugberry.
>>
>>157770972
dialogue rings true.
>>
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>>157770916
>>
Okay it's time for /v/ to go back to their board now
>>
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I'm gonna go cook some noodles, and when i come back, there better be some new info on Sombra. I'm warning you guys. You better make this habben.
>>
>>157770996
WAKE UP REAPER
>>
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I HURT MYSELF TODAY
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>>157770997
that screen is ancient stop posting it, it's not relevant
>>
>>157770996
Let her sleep forever.
She'll do just as much good as if she were awake.
>>
>>157770996
WAKE UP YOU FUCKING CUNT
REVEAL YOURSELF
>>
>>157770972
>(((Jeff Kaplan)))
GET OUT
>>
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>>157770781
You have to be 18 years or older to use 4chan.
>>
WTF WTF WTF
https://twitter.com/discordapp
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WTF WTF WTF
https://twitter.com/discordapp
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WTF WTF WTF
https://twitter.com/discordapp
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WTF WTF WTF
https://twitter.com/discordapp
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WTF WTF WTF
https://twitter.com/discordapp
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WTF WTF WTF
https://twitter.com/discordapp
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WTF WTF WTF
https://twitter.com/discordapp
https://twitter.com/discordapp
WTF WTF WTF
https://twitter.com/discordapp
https://twitter.com/discordapp
WTF WTF WTF
https://twitter.com/discordapp
https://twitter.com/discordapp
WTF WTF WTF
https://twitter.com/discordapp
https://twitter.com/discordapp
WTF WTF WTF
https://twitter.com/discordapp
https://twitter.com/discordapp
WTF WTF WTF
https://twitter.com/discordapp
https://twitter.com/discordapp
WTF WTF WTF
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This is without a doubt the WORST ARG that has ever been created by man.
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>>157770436
WAIT DOES THIS ONLY WORK IF i'M INCOGNITO? AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE A HACKER TO USE THAT?
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>>157770972
>Sombra
Que es Sombra?
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>>157770885
Leave.
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>>157770972
*unleashes my bankai*
you've got 5 seconds... 4... 3...
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THIRD AND FINAL COUNTDOWN ITS UP
GET HYPED
WE /SOMBRA/ NOW
THIS IS NOT A RUSE
I REPEAT
THIS IS NOT A RUSE
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I am really in shock that it's fucking nothing wtf lmao
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>>157770997
it literally happens on every hero on every skill transition, it has nothing to do with the ARG
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I STOPPED PLAYING ACE ATTORNEY SPIRIT OF JUSTICE FOR THIS
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>>157769990
Try it yourself fuck boi
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>>157771003
Yeah, Blizzard doesn't understand how to garner hype and keep it going. Whoever's behind this ARG should be fired.
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>>157771065
the arg killed their server so they might as well run with it and pretend its actually part of it and not shitty capacity
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>>157770160
It depends.
If i want to fuck, LEFT.
If i want to get fucked, RIGHT.
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>>157770172
PM'd you the fix ;)
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>>157770906
>tfw Blizzcon in 2 months:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA
>tfw Blizzcon in 2 months:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA
>tfw Blizzcon in 2 months:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA
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>>157770937
>large
Uh huh.
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To be honest Im more annoyed at all the epic trollers here shitposting like adhd retards then the arg shit.
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>>157771065
so just like last time some try to draw attention by pretending, genius marketing trick
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>>157770972
Eat Reaper's ass
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>>157771034Personne n'échappe à mon regard.
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https://twitter.com/discordapp
https://twitter.com/discordapp
https://twitter.com/discordapp
https://twitter.com/discordapp
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>157771076
>femanon butthurt that she'll never find a qt bf to make her into a qt boy
Just keep trying! I'm sure you'll find Mr. Right! :3
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>>157768668
Looks like base64, but the translation is just some shitty ascii art. Let's see if it pastes.
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>>157770972
....this is some joker memster right post pic with time stamp
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>>157770884
looks like 100% OW copy and i am not even trying to bait anyone
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>>157771065
Relax dude
Discord have done this shit before, it's half ruse, half getting onto the bandwagon
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>>157770915
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>pokemon demo got datamined, hype for Sun and Moon lost
>haven't gotten a single decent thing from the Halloween event
>moment in crime was fucking nothing
>just burned by pizza
I'm tired of it all, /owg/
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https://twitter.com/discordapp
https://twitter.com/discordapp
https://twitter.com/discordapp
https://twitter.com/discordapp
https://twitter.com/discordapp
IT'S HABBEEBING
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>>157771106
more than a month for fucking nothing, thats the fucking blizzard way
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>>157771065
it's a cheap way to get new followers, faceit is doing it aswell
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>1 month countdown for nothing
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>>157771219
old
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>>157771210
I can guarantee you it's the real jeff kaplan I know these things trust me dude
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>>157771065
>>
wtf i hate sombra now
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I don't understand. My ps4 copy downloaded an update, but there's nothing here.
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>intern at discord fucking around
>people falling for it
GET OUT NEWFAGS
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https://twitter.com/discordapp
https://twitter.com/discordapp
https://twitter.com/discordapp
https://twitter.com/discordapp
Sombra hacked discord twitter.
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>>157771262
You mean
>2 month countdown for nothing
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>>157770828
>I got out of bed with a fever for this
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>>157771213
It copies a lot from OW but it's trying to sorta do it's own thing? It's the same problem as Battleborn where it's trying to copy a bunch of stuff but has no identity of it's own.
I'll give them credit for handling tanks a million times better though, their Pudge/Roadhog is an actual tank and not a DPS 1 shot stun kill faggot piece of shit
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>>157771323
>some guy at discord made a funny tweet
OH MY GOD SOMBRA HACKED DISCORD
WE'RE ALL DOOMED
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>>157771198
>>157771247
>>157771323
fake, discord is a retarded company that relies on other people for advertising
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remember who sombra's dad is...
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>>157771280
no...i only trust people with ski mask and hot bitches in clown makeup...
well. that is agood skin IDEA
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>>157770530
why crop the image if its not porn
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>>157771065
A bunch of overwatch youtubers did this when the amic timer first started.
It was a joke by them then and I wouldnt be surprised it this is bullshit too.
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HOLY SHIT GO INGAME AND USE ULTI ON BASTION
SHE'S IN
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>>157771210
it says verified in his name dude
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why can't I find a game
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SOMBRA ON BLIZZCON
>tfw Blizzcon in 2 months:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA
>tfw Blizzcon in 2 months:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA
>tfw Blizzcon in 2 months:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA
>tfw Blizzcon in 2 months:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA
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>>157771014
Just move around a lot and shoot like a mad man. It helped that we had a Mei since that got me a fair amount of crits.
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>>157771170
post yfw jeff takes out a keyboard and gets into a hacker war with her
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>>157771357
Get well anon
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who cares, I didnt want her anyway
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>>157771140
they didn't feed jay wilson into a woodchipper after d3, so I doubt they'll do anything to the arg guy. shame.
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>>157771412
FUCK. OFF.
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>>157771323
This shit already happened gaybois
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I give up.
Who even cares anymore?
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DISCORD IS IN ON IT
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niggers
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>>157771323
no retard, theyre just troll everyone. and also because their overwatch discord server exploded cus of sombra hype.
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>>157771389
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Holy shit Blizzard are geniuses this ARG is fucking EPIC, I don't think I have ever been this hyped in my life! The hype train has no brakes haha CHOO CHOO!
Jeff Kaplan is a gentleman and a scholar I must say my good sirs
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https://twitter.com/discordapp
>https://twitter.com/discordapp
https://twitter.com/discordapp
>https://twitter.com/discordapp
https://twitter.com/discordapp
>https://twitter.com/discordapp
https://twitter.com/discordapp
>https://twitter.com/discordapp
HAPPENING.
>Sombra will be shown in our discord channel in the coming hours. Stay tuned!
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>>157771401
Full
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This has officially killed my interest in Sombra.
I'm gonna go take a nap.
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Fuck this Sombra shit. I'm out.
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>Decided to stop playing Overwatch until the new character came out
>Been nearly 3 months
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I'm not sure about that to be honest, but I know that my phone displays 4G or LTE depending on what software version you flash.
edit: according to Wikipedia:
>LTE is commonly marketed as4G LTE, but it does not meet the technical criteria of a4Gwireless service, as specified in the 3GPP Release 8 and 9 document series, forLTE Advanced. The requirements were originally set forth by theITU-Rorganization in theIMT Advancedspecification. However, due to marketing pressures and the significant advancements thatWiMAX,Evolved High Speed Packet Accessand LTE bring to the original 3G technologies, ITU later decided that LTE together with the aforementioned technologies can be called 4G technologies.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LTE_%28telecommunication%29?wprov=sfla1
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>>157771475
inb4 "It was a joke guys we were just having some fun!"
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>>157771389
Sombra is the girl he saved in his trailer.
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damn I never knew how dumb 4chan users were until today
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>>157770972
>Not over my dead body
Speaking of intelligence
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>>157771323
The sad thing is that Discord gave a better payoff for this countdown than Blizzard did.
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>>157771014
square dance up to their faces and headshot
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>>157771513
much better
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>>157770985
Underrated
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discord has fucking nothing to do with this shit, they're just doing it for attention LIKE EVERYONE ELSE NOT ASSOCIATED WITH BLIZZARD HAS DONE.
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>>157771412
>saying "ulti"
You should kill yourself for that alone. Then kill yourself a 2nd time for a piss poor attempt at trolling.
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>>157771426
That would make it 200% more cringier
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>>157771045
I hope they're good noodles what kind of noodles you got friendo
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>>157771557
>says a 4chan user
indeed
>>
This was my former specialization. I was a Nutrition Technician (later Senior Technician) in a contract analysis lab. I've worked on nearly every nutritional test we offered.
First, a sample is logged into the system. Contract labs are certified by various bodies, and accurate records are a vital part of that.
Then the sample will be blended [Homogenised is the fancy word]. This is literal, a big food processor is used, and usually around a kilo of whatever sample is sent in. Sometimes a lot more, I've blended everything from bin bags full of popcorn to whole turkeys.
Some of the sample is saved in a deep freezer, some is saved in a fridge. From the fridge sample, smaller samples are taken for each test.
Protein is calculated by burning it in a furnace to measure the nitrogen content. From the nitrogen content you can calculate the protein present in the sample.
Moisture is measured by drying the sample overnight. Weighing it before and after lets you calculate the amount of the sample that was water.
With the dried sample, you can perform a crude fat measurement using NMR. This is much faster and easier than other fat analyses, but it only gives you an idea of fat content, not what kinds of fat are present. NMR is the same sort of technology that is used in MRI machines, but in this case is tuned just to measure hydrogen atoms in a liquid state.
A drop of fat or oil is extracted from a sample and then used in a machine called a Gas Chromatograph. The droplet is vapourised at around 400 degrees centigrade and sent through a glass fiber tube. Big fat molecules in the droplet go slower than small ones, and so by detecting them as they come out of the tube, you know what order and amount of each one there was in the fat. From this you can calculate how much saturated and unsaturated fat is present, as well as more details like Omega 3 & 6 content.
Sugar content is analysed in a similar manner, but with a Liquid Chromatograph.
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>>157771557
you didn't?
...well I guess it proves your point :^)
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>>157771401
Last time someone got actually banned for it when mods went on a rampage, that's why I'm being extra careful
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https://twitter.com/discordapp
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>Discordfags shilling their shitty program
Kys
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>>157771552
That doesn't make any sense considering what we know about her.
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>>157771552
Sombra is the daughter of the girl from his short, Alejandra. 76 knocked her up.
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I FUCKING WANT TO KILL MYSELF. THANKS BLIZZARD
>>
> Where does the problem lie that makes everyone feel like they are better than they are?
People have lightly touched on this, but while similar to D-K it's something distinct to Overwatch.
Putting it simply: The game is built from the ground up to remove negative feedback. There are no kills or assists, only eliminations. Damage dealt to shields is tallied the same as damage dealt to players. There is no damage taken stat, and there are no relative measures, so you have no way to tell how badly or effectively you're playing. Most end-of-game cards are in absolute values, rather than percentile or time-based, and those that are are often heavily impacted by the play of your allies rather than your own.
OW was built from the ground up to breed the dreaded "Genji main". The Genji who pokes ineffectually at Reinhardt shields, dances around uselessly near the front line, and occasionally hits someone with a shuriken for an elimination. That guy is getting flooded with gold medals and occasionally play of the game because he hit Q and his mid-to-low skill opponents were too distracted by his team to handle his ultimate.
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BLIZZARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OROAOROAROAORAORARAORARARAORAORAORAORAORAORAO
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HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE A 2 MONTH LONG COUNTDOWN AND THEN HAVE LITERALLY
LITERALLY
NOTHING
AT THE END
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>>157771652
STOP POSTING IT
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>>157771431
Thanks anon
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GUYS DISCORD WTITTRE HAS CHANGED https://twitter.com/discordapp
>>
We've been had. The naysayers were right, this garbage will continue until Blizzcon.
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>>157771714
Of course, this is just a memetic example; players like this exist all over the place. Lucios who have pride because they get >25% healing just for existing. Mercy players who can't position or move, but it doesn't matter because reinhardt protects them and the enemy team can't play aggressively anyways. Junkrat players who do nothing but spam. Hanzo players who occasionally get some lucky headshots and manage to seal a push. Tracers who can't aim but feel like gods because their enemies can't aim well enough to kill them before they tap E.
Overwatch tries very, very hard to take a sense of failure away from people. When there's no sense of failure, even a sporadic and insignificant feeling of success is perceived as something tremendous. Everyone thinks they're better than they are because the game tries to teach them that they are. It pushes a normal and terrible pattern of behaviour far beyond the normal limits. "I'm better than they think I am" is normal, but OW pushes for it as hard as possible by limiting information and removing context from what's available.
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You fucked up, Blizzard
I hope there's a significant % drop in players today over this
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https://twitter.com/discordapp/status/788462646118846464
4 hours for reveal.
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i stopped masturbating for this
but i cant go back to masturbating because this shitty arg is all i can think of.
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>>157770596
>>
GUYS GUYS GUYS. CHILL OUT. LET'S ENJOY BLIZZCON THEN
>tfw Blizzcon in 2 months:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA
>tfw Blizzcon in 2 months:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA
>tfw Blizzcon in 2 months:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA
>tfw Blizzcon in 2 months:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA
>tfw Blizzcon in 2 months:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA
>tfw Blizzcon in 2 months:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff Kappa: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
>"Who are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA
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>>157771552
Incorrect.
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>>157771727
BLIZZARD
L
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A
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>Amomentincrime points to Bastion
>Bastion has a Blizzcon skin
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>>157771716
N-NANI
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PLAYED HARDER THAN A QP
BACKFILL
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>>157771552
I hope to fuck not. Alejandra is pure, Sombra is a filthy tumblr whore.
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And people doubted me when I said Sombra won't come until Blizzcon
>>
It was a joke guys we were just having some fun!
>>
https://blzgdapipro-a.akamaihd.net/media/screenshot/dorado-screenshot-004.jpg
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>>157771760
The Discord twitter is just memes
>>
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>>157771817
>>
why is reddit suddenly overloaded with 'giff sombra'
>>
I hope Battleborne sees a spike in players because of this
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>>157771727
is there a problem?
>>
stop with all the shitposting
>>
>>157771787
>4 hours for reveal.
too bad my interest ened right now.
i have better things to do. peace
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>>157771635
cheap insta-chicken noodles of the eldorado brand. prob. gonna throw some tuna-fish in to mix it up a bit.
>>
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>>157771806
>>
https://twitter.com/discordapp/
OH SHIT
>>
>>157771838
I DON'T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE
YES
WE KNOW
SHE'S MEXICAN
DORADO IS THE MEXICAN MAP
WE GET IT BLIZZARD
>>
Where's Sombra when you need her
>>
>>157771838
WE
HAVE
SEEN
THIS
BEFORE
>>
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Why are you all freaking out about this?
Why are people angry?
Who gives a shit about some new character?
Just wait till she's out then play her, stop getting caught up in LITERALLY NOTHING, you look like a bunch of pathetic manchildren
>>
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I've just done this, meanwhile..
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>>157771887
KAKATTE KOI
>>
>>157771892
because this game is nothing but mindless twitch spammers
where do you think all the shitposting comes from?
>>
>>157771794
CRIMGE
CRINGE
CRINGE
>>
Has this always been there, when you press the hidden "up up down down left right left right b a start" thing or is this new?
>>
WHAT A FUCKING DISAPPOINMENT
>>
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>>157771787
>23 hours remain
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>>157771727
Blizzard finds a way.
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>>157771957
I like it.
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>>157771986
it's ancient
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where do the overwatch girls like their cum? post ur own theories, here is mine
>pharah
in mouth
>zarya
on biceps
>mei
on glasses/face
>ana
in the cunt
>dva
on the belly
>symmetra
on the cheek
>tracer
in the ass
>widowmaker
on tits
>mercy
on the back
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>>157771986
Always been a thing.
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>>157771986
that is old as shit
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>>157771820
Did Blizzard really get so buttblasted that someone leaked their specul ARG hero before time so they decided to change their plans?
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>>157771794
I hope people just walk out at that point
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>>157771986
>hidden "up up down down left right left right b a start" thing
rly?
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>>157771794
fug off tumblr
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>>157772046
>>zarya
>on biceps
no way
full leg lock, cum inside, take responsibility
>>
IT'S HERE
GET THE FUCK IN THERE PEOPLE
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11456666
Rate the ARG
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>>157771838
GUYS
I THINK
GUYS I THINK
BEAR WITH ME GUYS
GUYS I THINK, I THINK GUYS
SOMBRA MIGHT BE MEXICAN
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>>157771986
it has always been there, they changed it to hanzos for a short time when the dragon short came out.
>>
https://twitter.com/FACEIT/status/788461555830718466
https://twitter.com/FACEIT/status/788461555830718466
https://twitter.com/FACEIT/status/788461555830718466
https://twitter.com/FACEIT/status/788461555830718466
SOMBRA HACKING ALL SITES. 23 HOURS TO GO
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>>157772046
*downvotes*
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This reminds me of the amputeefags
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>tfw finally said something on mic today :3
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Wow, Blizzard really are a bunch ofhacks
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>>157769841
Oh, are there other types of retardation?
>>
>>157772046
Symmetra would make you leave the room and cum into the toilet bowl.
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>>157770985
I want to heal broken and long haired Lena!
>>
Anyone figure out yet if there's any significance to Bastion's RIP Pose? His "eye" flickers, but only with the default "Classic" skin.
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Memes.
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>>157772046
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>>157772235
his short, idiot
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Anyone play on ps4?I want to get that group bonus
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>>157772126
>more people trying to ride hype
It's perfect but also scummy as all fuck.
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>>157771957
I like mine more
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>>157772192
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Fuck you Blizzard
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>>157772268
Uh huh
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I think I'm switching to Paladins. Bravo, Blizzrd.
>>157772046
>Tracer
>not on the back
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>>157772268
FUCK OFF /THG/
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>>157772274
Not now anon, I'm too busy rubbing off my frustration boner
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>>157772254
>panty isnt genji
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POST YFW SOMBRA ENABLES FRIENDLY FIRE ON BASTION AND YOU CAN GUN DOWN YOUR TEAM ON ACCIDENT
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>>157772338
>all these retards come flocking in with shit everyone has seen before
thanks blizzard, thanks for all of this
>>
Type in the Konami code at this website and then use "Enter" as start.
For those who don't know ... Up Up down down left right left right b a start
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/
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>>157772338
>posting old shit
your life must be really shitty to take the time to do this
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>>157772338
that's literally months old
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>>157772263
If it's related to his Short, wouldn't it make more sense to have it flicker with his "Origins Edition" skin? Or do you mean an electrical short?
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>>157768808
Kill me, Pete
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>>157771957
>top left just black
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>>157772395
>accident
:^)
>>
why haven't you memers linked to paladins or some shit
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hahaha guys what if we had a countdown for 2 months that led to nothing
hahahahahah time gates right this is how arg is done right
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>>157768808
Kill me, Pete
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>>157771771
The only character that requires actual skill and can't rely on meme abilities or ults for free kills is Widowmaker.
That's why no one plays her. And then they discourage you from picking her because they don't want to feel bad about not having the skill to play her. People are so petty and negative.
When you fail at Widowmaker, you fail miserably. When you succeed at Widowmaker you're a rockstar. People are afraid of failing that hard though, so they'll pick easier heroes to play so that even if they play poorly that match, they can still do well. What other character forces you to play at 100% just to be viable? No one. Every other hero in Overwatch was built from the ground up to be played by a shitter.
I have only the most respect for Widowmaker mains, even if they suck. Because they know they suck and they aren't hiding behind meme characters like Lucio, or McCree, or Zarya, or pretty much anyone else, that allow you to be successful even when you're playing like shit that day.
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>>157771957
Would use it as a background if the top left wouldn't be completely black, nice try though
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>>157772490
Because PLD is fucking shit
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>>157772392
you're a fucking idiot
>>
>>157772553
>>157772538
Doomfist
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>Tfw this ARG has been going on for so long that 80% of people posting about it think the first clue is recent
Theres building hype, then theres making a 2 month timer with only a patch number to show for it
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WHEN IS SOMBRA??
TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Did you like my ARG, /v/?
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its almost like... WERE the ones getting hacked...
gg blizard....
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>>157772421
I was fully expecting nothing to happen.
>>
>>157772542
>Ignore 100% of game mechanics and just aim for heads from afar
>Most skillful
>>
janitor is going HAM
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>>157768808
Kill me, Pete
>>
https://gyazo.com/bcdcc5c7381f69c4dc791036410e237f
Neat
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>>157772542
>Not forgetting the boring factor
Widowmaker is essentially playing the same shit from 16 years ago, just in Overwatch.
Yawn. Why bother?
>>
>shitposter got banned
based
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>>157772630
kill yourself
>>
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/career/pc/us/Cascade-1527
go watch the achievements
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>>157772627
kaplan im going to personally fuck your mouth
>>
>>157772589
hey, I don't fucking know what this is
I'm just doing it for my incompetent friend
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>>157772046
>McCree
Down his throat
>Hanzo
In his hair
>Genji
His cute robofeet
>76
Bukkake
>Reaper
He's too pure.
>>
>lost to offensive sym and widowmaker
>Instead of saying we got outplayed or theyre really good, teammates just continue to bitch about how our teamcomp is bad
will people ever learn that skill is more important than the heroes you play?
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My hype already died after the website hacking shenanigans and they expect us to wait another 24h? Better be a completel release in 24h instead of a shitty teaser.
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>>157772634
Something does happen though
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>>157772630
More like Blizzard is full of hacks!
Hah haha...
>>
>>157772603
What if just nobody solved the arg and the content has been ready for monthpffhahahaha
>>
>>157772630
>sombra was in us all this time
>the real unveiling was the friendship we got during the journey
KAPLAAAAN
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>>157772630
No it's just /v/ shitposting again
Here, have a D.Va
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>>157772627
j-jeff almost looks handsome with a beard
someone make punished jeff edit
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>>157772681
the question mark? has been there for a while for everyone
>>
Are you hyped for the countdown that starts in 24 hours?
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>>157772681
a question mark? and this means?
>>
I wasn't expecting anything but I am still disappointed. Thank you Bliizard, never fails to deliver that feeling.
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.78 boyssss its here lets goooooo
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ptr just updated again
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>>157772743
Just like in my Chinese Cartoons
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>>157772627
>/v/
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how can he get away with it?
>>
Fuck this shit, I'm going back to Dark Souls which is actually getting a DLC on the 25th. Enjoy the rest of your ARG, friends.
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>>157772651
That's been known for a while as well, anon
>>
PTR UPDATE 2.3 GB
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>>157772713
Has it occurred to you that all your problems could be fixed by one person using Winston?
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It's just a funny prank
Sombra is coming
Sombra is coming
Sombra is coming
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>>157772853
that's not even the same font. 2/99.9998% see me after class
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So the source code implies something about one of the upcoming game builds right?
The game updates on Tuesdays doesn't it?
Has this week's update been pushed yet?
>>
>>157772853
you_tried.jpg
>>
ACTUAL UPDATE 2.3GB
>>
PTR UPDATE 2.3 GIGS
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>>157772936
iknow she hacked the font database!!!!!!!
>>
>>157772885
Fine thanks, feels good to play a game where you don't constantly die behind a corner
Going from 20 to 60 tick didn't fix anything lmao, OW's netcode is shit on deeper level
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what did he mean by this
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>>157772853
>>157772878
no
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>>157772983
>>157772984
HIVEMIND AND SAME AMOUNT THIS CAN'T POSSIBLY BE A RUSE
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>>157772721
>and they expect us to wait another 24h?
No, they expect you to wait a week and a half for Blizzcon.
>>
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>>157772927
>>157772983
>>157772984
>not posting a screenshot of it
Post proof or fuck off.
>>
23GB PTR!!!
>>
>>157772984
STOP. FUCKING. LYING
you niggers!
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>>157773020
but it is
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>>157772983
>>157772984
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2.3 GIGS
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>>157772983
>>157772984
dude mobile posting lmao
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>>157773016
new items?
>>
>>157772853
retard the comment said <!-- v1.4.0.2.324?? -->
>let's do a horrible and obvious photoshopped shit
>with a clearly wrong version
>>
>>157773043
You tried
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>>157772984
>>157772983
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>>157772627
Why does Jeff always sound like he's worried someone is about to yell at him?
I almost feel bad for him whenever I hear him speak.
>>
2.3 TB PTR PATCH RIGHT NOWW!!! OMGGGGG GUYSSS
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1TB PTR UPDATE, ITS A BIG ONE
fuck off
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>>157772572
>>157772449
FIXE'D
>>
nu bred
>>157772618
>>157772618
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>>157773028
>No, they expect you to wait a week and a half for Blizzcon.
and pay to see it
>>
She's not gonna appear on PTR with no videos or anything first you Mongs
>>
GUYS 100KB UPDATE HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>
Please, an Amerifriend go find where Kaplan lives and take a huge shit outside his door.
>>
>2.3 mb patch
wow not all of us have great internet thanks blizzard
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>>157773116
for you
>>
IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
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Check you guys later when /v/ gets bored and goes back to their containment board.
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>>157773141
Ana did, and she didn't have over a year of build-up behind her like Sombra.
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>>157772640
>from afar
Where in any map in this game can you be 'afar'. The entire fucking game crams you into a small map so that even snipers can always get shot at by pistols and smgs. There is no 'sniping' in Overwatch because the furthest you're ever from an enemy is within submachinegun/Assault rifle range. Maps in Overwatch are small, packed, and close-quarters. 'Snipers' are ALWAYS in the line of fire. Don't pretend they're at a safe distance because that's just straight up lying.
And don't complain about aiming at heads being easy when you have all these other heroes who have massive crosshairs and easy hit detection when they shoot. Most heroes in this game don't even need to aim..
>>
ptr is updating
>>
>300 posters
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>>157773065
>not having /owg/ friends
i could coordinate atleast 4 people posting exact same thing within 2-3 seconds with my buds if you'd like
>>
>>157773141
ana was on ptr for like four hours before blizzard actually made a blog post about her existence
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>>157773116
That's gonna be a normal size for an update in ten years.
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>>157773119
Thanks
Have a Zenatta
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>PS4 actually updating
Wait what, don't the console updates usually happen 2 days later than PC or some shit.
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>>157773305
rely meks u thnk
>>
>>157773356
Post yfw consoles get Sombra live before PC
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>>157773356
I got nothing from the update
>>
>Ster Protocol
>ster is playing Overwatch
Sombra confirmed to appear on stream?
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>>157773447
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>>157771034
I'm shitposting at work, I got all the time in the world
>>
>>157772657
Name one thing in this game that doesn't exist in another game from 16 years ago.
We have had jetpacking, gorillas, shooting, rpg mechanics, AOE attacks, and healing/buffing/debuffing mechanics in games since before the NES. Just because it's old doesn't mean it's not fun. Halloween has been around for a long ass time but you don't see people complaining about Halloween events in games like Overwatch.
>>
>>157773517
Your boss is going to be pissed when he can't post on his /ksg/ threads
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>>157773447
>mfw console master race here.
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>>157773517
>going on 4chan at work
you want to be fired?
>>
>>157773407
What did you mean by this?
>>
BASTION'S RIP POSE IS IN MORES CODE!
SOMEONE DECODE AND TRANSLATE IT
>>
>>157773493
Same.It has to be something tho, right?
>>
Blizz employee here. Not able to tell you fucking jackshit about Sombra or what's up with her right now, but I just thought I'd let you know a lot of us are pissed off that the suits decided to go down this road with the timer as well.
We've been arguing with them for fucking weeks that this is just going to make people upset with us and ruin the ARG for them, but hey - what can you do when your management care more about how many people are tweeting about the game than how many of said people are happy?
>>
So the only new things that came out of this countdown were:
1) Sombra did something to Bastion in the next game update.
2) Said next update is patch v1.4.0.2.324??, now seen in the amomentincrime.com source code. (OW's current version is 1.4.0.2.32374, for reference.)
tl;dr: Sombra isn't released. The ARG continues in the next game update.
>>
>>157771210
it is him
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>>157773692
Just bug fixes? Stuff we'll never see like mercy now goes up 0.0002% or something. Why can't we at least get patch notes?
>>
>>157773721
>go down this road with the timer
What road, having nothing tied to it at all?
>>
>>157773721
my dad works for the president and he says he'll kick your ass if you don't tell the truth
>>
>Game already stagnant and boring as fuck
>"LET'S MAKE 'EM WAIT EVEN LONGER!"
>>
>>157773721
Why are you roleplaying
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>>157773645
i noticed this on the halloween patch release date, but i didn't think someone would give a fuck about it...
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>>157773721
Nobody thinks your RP is funny
>>
>>157773721
Blizz employee here too.
Pablo stop eating my fucking sandwiches and making up bullshit on 4chan and go back to doing your janitor shit.
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>>157773721
my dad works at Nintendo and says you're full of shit.
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>>157773721
My dad works at starbucks and said that mercy is a futanari.
>>
>>157773721
Another Blizz employee here. Not able to tell you fucking jackshit about Sombra or what's up with her right now, but I just thought I'd let you know a lot of us are jacking off in a corner with a picture of Junkrat in the center. It's a new sport we invented called 'Happy Birthday' - first one to land their spunk in the center gets a free cake and a month's subscription to WoW.
>>
>>157773493
>>157773692
it was bastion's blizzcon skin
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>>157773721
My uncle works at Blizzard and says to fuck off Greg.
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>>157774010
i already had it since halloween update tho
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>>157774010
that was in before
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>>157774010
No way. I've had that since the Halloween update.
>>
>blizzcon 2016 gets a bastion skin
>muh sombra hacked bastion message
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>>157773016
>yfw there's two blank spaces on the side because sombra snuck doomfist in and they're releasing both at once
>>
>>157774107
WHEREEEEEEEEEEE ISSSSSSSSSSSS MY SOMBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>157774178
not till blizzcon m8
>>
I seem to recall some anon calling it when the timer started by saying something among the lines of
>timer reaches
>another nothing message appears
>psh, information is power...kid...
>more fucking waiting
Pretty good guess.
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>>157773729
It says Bastion is compromised. Maybe something was up with him all along, but now the cover's blown?
>>
>>157773016
Source?
>>
SOMEONE GO IN-GAME AND CHECK BASTION'S VICTORY POSE (R.I.P) AND TRY TO DECODE IT USING MORSE CODE FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>SOMEONE GO IN-GAME AND CHECK BASTION'S VICTORY POSE (R.I.P) AND TRY TO DECODE IT USING MORSE CODE FOR FUCK'S SAKE
SOMEONE GO IN-GAME AND CHECK BASTION'S VICTORY POSE (R.I.P) AND TRY TO DECODE IT USING MORSE CODE FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>SOMEONE GO IN-GAME AND CHECK BASTION'S VICTORY POSE (R.I.P) AND TRY TO DECODE IT USING MORSE CODE FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>
>>157774404
He probably had an NSA backdoor in the firmware and hasn't been patched in decades.
>>
>>157774404
Sombra startet the omnic crisis by hacking all the Bastion-Units (E-54 is their serial number). That's all.
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>>157774631
That makes literally no sense because she wasn't a hacker until the Omnic Crisis actually happened. She was also a little kid.
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>>157773565
>>157773575
>Work as a mechanic for buses
>Nearest boss sits in the office and is always busy doing paperwork
>Other is in the next city
I'll make it, so long as work stays caught up they don't give a fuck.
>>
>>157768374
>tfw your "no fun allowed" bastion got popular enough for this
feels pretty good
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>>157773721
Blizz employee here. Actually this guy is wrong. Nobody here cares and we are just building up hype like we wanted.
>>
>>157775198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW68goC4_es
>>
Somebody make a new thread already for fuck's sake.
>>
>>157774608
What did he mean by this?
>>
>play widowmaker
>card comes up
>objective time 1:35
kek
>>
>>157773016
>>157775489
there is one for fuck's sake
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>>157773721
Blizzard employee's dad here. I've grounded my wife's son because of this ARG shit. no video games for a week.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_B3aUUOfJ4
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>>157775698
Where then dipshit? At least link it.
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>>157776427
try ctrl+f
>>
>>157770075
>not running ScriptSafe or something similar to block anti-adblock script
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>>157776595
I did, didn't find shit. New thread only found my post, and cross-thread only finds /srg/. I'm talking about linking it obviously.
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>>157777181
>>157773118
I don't have time for your shit
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>>157777307
"My shit" being you being wrong?
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>>157777390
wrong? about?
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>>157777693
What was discussed obviously, can you not keep up? It being linked here mate.
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>>157777761
>>157773194
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>>157771431
Is this Mei or D.Va in the picture?
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>>157778581
Your point? That's no longer in the thread now, so it's a moot point.
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>>157778593
Read the picture.it's mei
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