99.9128% it's happening! Sombra is being released today.
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>the 100% club
www.sombra.com/
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Previous thread: >>157754648
Mr. Krabs poster pls come back i need an update stat!
>>157762843
that's one boring OC
Why is she so perfect lads?
WHERE IS SOMBRA
>>157762843
Honestly, as far as OC Heroes are concerned, this ones not that bad. Ignoring the weapon at least.
>yfw you're just in it for the reactions
DONDE ESTA SOMBRA
>>157762958
don't draw a face to me or my dick ever again
>>157763008
>Tomboyish
>English
>A class booty
She's the epitome of perfection.
>>157763057
BUILD THE WALL AND SPEAK ENGLISH
>>157762843
I don't like it.
>>157763026
how did bastion turn into a robot?
>>157762843
>99.9410%
JUST GIVE US SOMBRA
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>>157762843
>99.9128%
Are you kidding me? The time you posted this it was not this percentage it was higher. You have been just holding this copypasta opening post for who knows how long.
Idiot.
>>157762958
BRRRAAAWWPPPP
>>157762958
>>157762872
Thanks anon, you're a sweety pie.
>>157762982
Regular white bread. I wish I had honey oat.
>>157763026
>Ana and Jack are adults
>Reinhardt is a kid yet he's 10+ years older than both of them
What?
Post em
Get judged
>>157762958
>mercy wearing fishnets
w-wew lad
MFW 99.94%
>they think Sombra is coming today
SOMBRA SOMBRA SOMBRA SOMBRA SOMBRA THE HYPE IS REAL
>>157763178
>>157763178
Wew lad, I didn't even look at AMIC because I don't care. Go be autistic somewhere else nigger.
whats the sombra website everyone is circlejerking about?
>>157763309
blacked.com
>>157763195
Toast that shit and put some butter on it.
I have a question. Do you need to have played a minimum amount of games in ranked to get your end of season reward, or does doing your 10 placement matches suffice?
>>157763195
Thats alright anon.
One time it got so bad for me that I ate taco flavor spaghetti noodles with hotdog chunks for a four days until pay day.
Shit happens.
>>157763236
>10+ years older than both of them
He's literally 1 year older than Ana. Plus, a lot of them aren't them and are instead just kids dressed up as them. See: Bastion, Zenyatta.
They're probably mostly just costumes by children apart from Winston and Soldier.
>>157763309
g00gle it
>>157763236
>people still try to pretend ana-rein is a thing
let it go
homewrecker mercy has been ousted
you can give up on your shit waifu now
>>157763353
Just the placement is fine
>>157763256
WAKE UP AND RELEASE YOUR BOOTY. IT'S ONLY 4 HOURS UNTIL WEDNESDAY HERE
>>157763236
You dumb motherfucker. It's not them as kids, almost all gf them are kids dressing as them for Halloween. Why else would Zenyatta be some fucking kid with a bucket on his head?
>>157763195
Fellow poorfag here. I hope things get better for you.
>>157762364
thanks, i had a boner and really didn't feel like fapping but now it's completely gone
>>157762843
nice OC, i'd spam it
>>157763398
keften
>>157763329
thanks senpai.
>>157763390
didn't have to, found it on reddit.
>>157763393
Is the reward still for the highest rank attained?
>>157763051
mfw I stopped caring when they announced second countdown and now Im waiting for the third
>99.9997%
>99.9998%
>99.9999%
>100%
>100.0001%
what does mercys feet smell like ?
the hidden post was a shad picture, wasn't it?
>>157763242
i'm turboshitter.
makes me sad that i suck in real life AND vidya
>>157763375
>>157763436
I'll survive. At least it's not like that time my power was out for two weeks and I had to teach myself to make a fire pit to cook chili dogs with in my front yard using cinder blocks, and a metal grill.
Thanks Les Stroud.
>>157763461
>keften
????
>Red Dead 2 announcement
>Sombra bullshit
IT'S BEEN A PRETTY GOOD DAY
>>157763554
Obligatory
>SMUGA
>>157763516
Would you believefeet?
inb4 this countdown isn't for playable Sombra, but is just a troll done by Sombra
>>157763375
different anon here,haven't eaten since breakfast yesterdaywhere can i get free food at 8pm
>>157763571
The Red Dead 2 announcement made /v/ an even bigger cesspool of shit and console war faggotry so no.
>Finally tried Halloween update
>Got Witch Mercy on 1st free box
>I don't like playing Mercy
Why?
>>157763512
>freezes at 99.9999% until blizzcon
>>157763256
AWAKEN, LITTLE HISPANIC GREMLIN
Be Alejandra for me!
>>157763554
>Smuga
kek
>>157763026
>>157763236
Some of them aren't the actual characters
They also aren't all at the same time, Ana lost her eye before Jack became S76
>100%
>"Haha, now you must stop the Zomnic onslaught, or else I won't reveal myself!"
>Progression Bar: "0 out of 1,000,000 Zomnics destroyed"
>>157763554
>junkrat, torb and bastion main
You could at least try to better yourself instead of contributing nothing. Even gold players can deal with turrets
>>157763646
As someone who likes the game and doesn't browse /v/, i'm fine!
>>157763571
Dont forget
>all of the Pokemon from gen 7 were leaked
>>157763638
7-11 has good grill food if you have one around you for cheap
>>157763664
but you are aware that that's fucking impossible
>>157763554
>Fara
Tho I like Polish Reaper better
>>157763664
That's fucking awful, I'm so glad tumblr isn't in charge of designing skins.
>>157763512
>99.998%
>99.999%
>99.9999%
>99.999999%
>99.999999999999%
>>157763682
considering how many people play that mode all the time we'd reach it before the end of the day.
>>157763646
Lemme guess...
No PC port?
Just yes or no.
I can't stand /v/ for this console/PC asslicking.
>>157763685
Gold players can't deal with turrets more than 50% of the time.
>>157763242
Are those all your times or just comp?
>>157763664
If the colors were darker, this would be fine
>>157763554
>SMUGA
STOP
>>157763638
I dont know where you live but I know little caesars throws out pizzas that havent sold at the end of the day
you could always check their dumpster
theres also soup kitchens and things like that
>>157763734
I don't eat food for girls its too light on my tummeh I need big manly man meals :x
>tfw Sombra has milky thighs
>99.9502%
>>157763771
>That's fucking awful
Skins exist, faglord
>>157762843
"all of this gives her a cyborg body"
...WHAT? Shouldn't it be the other way around, shouldn't being a cyborg give her those abilities?
>>157763664
>Alejandra
Don't ruin my waifu.
>>157763841
Still another hour to go then.
>>157763790
Sonyggers have been spamming console war threads all day. It's completely one sided
I hope Sombra has a cute butt, that is all.
>>157763825
oh yeah, there is a pizzeria nearby
wish me luck
>>157763847
Retard.
>>157763853
Insult to me not
>>157763790
>Just yes or no.
No
>>157763886
>tfw no Alejandra and that older kid from trailer r34
When it reaches 100%, every computer that has visited that site, will be infected with a fucking virus.
>>157763853
>>157763840
I don't disagree but I certainly don't agree
>>157763886
Lolifu :3
D.Va:
>*BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP* Oo-oops excuse me again...
>>157763790
Don't think we know yet.
IF THIS HITS 100% WHILE I'M IN CLASS I'M GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE UNTIL I DIE.
PLEASE HIT 100 BEFORE 315.
WE NEED MORE OMNIGGERS
the countdown estimate sight isn't working for me. how much longer until this finishes? 45 mins or so?
>>157763945
I recommend any type of bakery/coffee shop as well. They throw away unsold donuts, bagels, muffins
i really fucking want that mercy qt skin. fuck blizzard and their jewishness for making it lootbox only.
>>157763886
Old habits die hard I guess.
>>157763953
He's right and you're still a fag lord.
>>157763242
>>157764031
site*. i'm an actual retard.
>MFW 99.9502%
>>157763998
>Prosthetic leg is on the wrong leg
>>157763242
just your neighborhood support and tank filler
>>157763601
>>157763667
>>157763816
here you go guise
>>157763908
And this is why I only go on /vg/ for games I give a shit about. Haven't been to that shithole in nearly a year and glad too.
On topic,
Isn't there voice lines meant to tell you that Sombra is nearby?
>99.9532%
JESUS FUCK
this is taking forever
>9.9532
>>157764008
IN MY OPINION WE NEED LESS OMNIGGERS
POST YFW SOMBRA IS FAT
>>157763490
Yeah
>>157764006
I'm about to go grocery shopping.
PLEASE HIT 100 AFTER 3:15
>>157764048
no see blizzard fixed it
3000 gold, a fine price for such a quality, limited time skin yes?
better buy some boxes so you can get that gold
>>157764048
.... You can buy it with credits
>>157764092
I was calling the design in the pic he posted shit, nothing to do with sombra herself.
>>157764148
>>157763664
>Be Alejandra for me!
why the fuck would alejandra join a terrorist organization
you fucking idiot
>>157764031
It's progressively getting slower at a rate of 13.5m/s per update.
My guess is that it'll slow down +0.01% per minute within the next 20 minutes so an hour and a half is my best estimate.
I own the peripheral website, sorry the server is down. Someone from here shared it on Reddit and I've been bogged down since.
99.9563%
SO CLOSE
>>157764148
Weve seen a picture of her, she isnt fat
>>157764148
>>157764121
he had to mirror it not to get banned for copyright infringement ;)
>>157764006
>shitposting in class
Take notes by hand you fucking degenerate, computers just distract you
>>157764263
her *face* isn't fat
what site is everyone using to check the sombra status?
>>157764128
Nice
>>157763998
Junkrat doesn't look like that what the FUCK
>>157764231
>13.5m/s per update.
>a percentage increase on a website is traveling at a distance of 13.5 meters per second
>>157763242
I don't need to post it.
I'm 30 hours Junkrat
13 Reaper
9 Lucio
And 4 Dva.
>>157764309
http://amomentincrime.com/
Started 2 months ago
>>157764261
Don't lie.
>>157762958
>Sombra is snuck in there
>>157764309
amomentincrime.com
>>157764278
>"Take notes by hand!"
>They put all of the class content online
>>157763242
>>157764131
>there might never be a HandofFate general so il have to resort to v/ to discuss the sequel
Feels horrible
>waiting on 100%
post memes in the memetime
>post yfw the leak of Sombra's design was intentional and she will look entirely different
>>157764195
this i don't get and i don't direct this at you specifically
but
what the fuck were you guys spending credits on? most of the skins in this game are utter shit
>>157764121
fixed ;)
>>157764228
Why do poor, disadvantaged 3rd world minorities join terrorist organizations in the first place, dipshit?sense of communityextracurricular activitypolitical motivesbondingreligious reasonsfor the lulz
>>157764446
Wow b00bz r so le ep1c
>>157762843
The art is good but the abilities are horrendous.
>>157763516
they must tastes like heaven
>>157763554
>>157764128
>Smuga
I chortled
So do I just buy a pizza or do I cook my last sirloin, /owg/?
Is Sombra worth a steak?
Sombra's abilities:
Silence (Alt-Fire) - Prevents enemy hero from using any of their abilities for 5 seconds
Cloak (Shift) - Turns Sombra invisible for 3 seconds. Using any other ability or firing will break invisibility.
Cloak (E) - Turns allied hero invisible for 3 seconds. Target hero using any ability or firing will break invisibility.
Mind Control (Ult) - Sombra takes control of an enemy hero for 6 seconds. The controlled enemy can damage their allies during Mind Control. Sombra herself is immolized for the duration, similarly to Junkrat's ulti.
>>157764278
I'm not currently in class, that's why I'm hoping it hits before 315. I go to college like an adult.
>>157763998
>Junkrat
Why's he so bulky, too?
It's going to freeze at 99.9999% till blizzcon
>>157764453
Very unlikely.
>>157764436
>all lecture content is online
>"Wow, its like I don't even need to go to lectures!"
Fucking retard
>>157762958
>janitors deleting sfw images
Fuck off puritan
>>157763749
>Believing there's any sort of functioning timeline and not just a ton of "around here this happened...and then this happened...even though it contradicts this...it still happens...I guess"
>>157762843
She's cute as hell honeslty.
>>157764358
I meant millisecond dummy head
>>157764453
>>157764528
>Silence
Hey, neat - I talked about that a couple weeks back
>yfw sombra animation comes out
>yfw her backstory is revealed
>yfw it's revealed that the puzzles we did got her into the database
>yfw all overwatch characters are assassinated slowly, in alphabetical order
>>157764528
That sounds terrible
It's time.Only if you're bored though, I can't force you.
>>157764471
>WŠÆ3
>>157764485
Yeah. Duh. Stop being a silly goose.
>>157764569
just gonna nitpick here and point out that just because there's no explicit nudity that doesn't make it "safe" for work
>>157764485
>4chan is so contrarian they try to go against human sexual urges
LOL
Let's have a little game while we wait.
What tier are you on?
>>157764528
All of those abilities are ult worthy, so long as the invis duration is increased
>>157764575
the text said that Sombra lost her parents during teh Omnic crisis as a child which was thirty years ago
she's somewhere in her thirties
not a twelve year old, pls go and kys
>>157764436
>download powerpoints from every lecture to read at home
>skip every class
>show up for exam
>get an A
FUK YEA COLLEGE PRO 420 4 LYF
>not being ironic
>>157764569
muzzie mods hate eechi
>>157764528
haha
no
delete clientregistry.blob and restart battle.net, PTR is up
>>157762958
Who is in background near Dva, holding panties aat hands?
>>157764528
so either you're aiming at the guy to mind control, stationary, in open after a massive audio queue - or it's randomized
also E and shift being 2 seperate abilities is retarded
>>157764447
I know the feeling as /v/ is just total shit and trying to actually discuss niche games is hard. Best threads I seen recently was a Killer7 theory thread and a LISA one. After that fucking Bloodborne shitposting 24/7 last year I'm done. I can imagine /v/ arguing every day once Blizzard announced Overwatch to console. But why bother checking.
>>157764665
Or waifufags are complete cancer and need to fuck off to /b/. Shitting is a natural urge but I'm not posting webms of me taking a shit in here
>>157764671
fuck off
>>157764671
>Feet
>Normal
Not even
>>157764528
>3 seconds
Doubtful. It doesn't make since to add voice lines to point out stealthed enemies when the voice line lasts as long as the actual stealth does.
how long? do I have time to play comp
>>157764671
Borderline degenerate and irredeemable.
>>157764671
>Mexican Sugar Dancing
>>157764671
Creep to Irredeemableplease kill me
>>157764712
>course is essentially online
>professor thinks its funny to have attendance count as 40% of the class grade
It's a waste of time
>>157764517
Better be Pineapple Pizza on that bitch.
>>157764748
you're a moron
99.9624
96!
>>157764801
You have plenty of time, because we all know the upload is going to stall out soon. It always happens on the last percent of any download.
>>157763280
Holy fuck, that art quality...
>>157764671
>ascended
>not descended or abyssal
What a fucking shit list.
Also
>loli and incest even close to vomit
>>157763280
Ana should not have a body like that.
>>157764801
32 minutes until the countdown to blizzcon
>>157764528
they already said no stealth mechanics because they just cause problems.
>>157764842
Sounds made up.
>>157764671
>food play
>normal
>>157764736
>also E and shift being 2 seperate abilities is retarded
Are you aware Zarya exists
>>157764712
>>157764565
>tfw I got a medical degree like that
I mean I did go to practicals but that's pretty much it.
>>157764889
nor should: d.va, tracer, mei, zarya
>>157764857
>pineapple pizza on a pizza
>pizzaception
>>157764528
So you have to kill your mind controled team mates?
>>157764778
I hate it too but it's actually the most common fetish in the world. It's normalfag tier.
>>157764671
>furry and clopping in the same bracket as pedo and necro
wew famalam
>>157764801
Like 20 minutes maybe, you should be fine ad long ad you don't go 7-6 on a payload map
>>157764906
>"just cause problems"
unlike stuns of course:o)
>>157762843
That's some Riot Games level League of Legends trash.
hana song likes big dongs!
>99.9655
>Discussing fetishes while there is Sombra hype
For shame.
Just a quick reminder before we're all playing on the PTR later:
I take my PTR rank VERY seriously. I will remind you that it is the REST of YOU scrubs that hold me back in gold. I would be diamond if I wasn't the ONLY ONE TRYING TO WIN and getting to the FUCKING POINT.
I regularly have GOLD ELIMS AND DMG as a TANK. as the fucking TANK.
If you scrubs slip up for one fucking moment on PTR, it's your fault if you get triggered by trying to teach you how to be a real player.
Exepect regular updates on my medal satus. if I at any point hit FUCKING GOLD MEDALS AS TANK, you will fucking HEAR about it.
>>157764639
It a Russian beach.
>>157764960
I think he's saying that you control the enemy hero for x amount of seconds before they regain control, for example - control enemy Mercy who has rez when 2 of your teammates are down, use rez for your teams benef- wait, it's broken.
>>157764671
>apparently I'm a normalfag
>add furry and hentai to the mix
Am I an irredeemable failure of a human being?
>>157764914
he probably means shit like playing with chocolate strawberries and not forced feeding type shit
>>157765000
Found the irredeemable.
>99.9624%
Oh god
>>157764846
I'm sure I've killed you plenty.
>>157764842
googled it
fuck that noise
Impressive
>they don't have a Sombra fetish
>>157764441
You want to be a girl or a trap
>>157765062
Nothing wrong with that anon.genderswap best fetish
>>157764671
Irredeemable.
>Floor Tiles
Wait what?
>>157765097
>furshit
You are.
>>157765129
love you too anon
>>157765141
They better have some lines together
>>157764447
>Hand of Fate is getting a sequel
Thank you for the good news anon.
>>157764712
professors who have an attendance requirement for a huge lecture hall class are the worst. If I skip class and slack off and get and F, and have to re-take the class, there is my punishment. I'll have to pay to take it again. If I'm able to study and get an A in the class with all the materials given, the there you go. Not all classes can be like that, some classes you have to be there to work on projects etc, but those lecture classes can easily be done outside of class if you put serious work into actually studying.
>inb4 it comes out when school hours are over
>inb4 blizzard servers crash
>>157764851
>art history class
>half a letter grade taken off for any absences over 3
fuck off, you don't need to deal with this bullshit at least
>>157764671
Ascended only because ofobese
I feel like a lot of these are in the wrong places though
SO CLOSE BUT ALSO SO FAR AWAY
FILL THE % UP. KAPLAN, I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DELAY IT TO BLIZZCON I WILL KILL YOU
>>157765163
it's on gelbooru silly. it's by b.bor
>99.9686%
>>157765187
I wish that was sombra.
>>157765209
google tile fucker, newfriend
have anyone masturbated to widowmaker voice lines? specially "encore?" and "oh la la!"
>>157765227
I would rather a mass murderer show up in the thread than you. Take this back to /b/.
>>157765209
Truly patrician fetishists can cum at the sight and feeling of floor tiles.
You would never understand.I still don't
>>157765221
I'm not a furry. I just fap to it
>99.9717%
ITS HAPPENING
>>157765298
>I feel like a lot of these are in the wrong places though
they are
>>157764671
Irredeemable.
>>157763998
>that hair
>that face
>that body
Who is this mysterious stranger and why has he stolen Junkrat's leg?
>genji deflect is 4 seconds or some other retarded low value
>roadhogs one hit combo is 4 seconds too
>widows fucking G R A P P L E H O OK
>is 30 seconds cooldown
nice balance blizztards
>>157764618
LEAVE GRANDMA ALONE
>>157765000
Furry, pedo and clopping should all be together.
At least those things are alive, and actually harmless when indulged in as just pictures, there's nothing wrong with that.
Necro is far darker, especially with ties to murder.
I've been doing a lot of thinking and I've come to the conclusion that Sombra might possibly be hispanic.
My reasoning thus far:
>her name is Sombra which in Spanish is the feminine version of the word Sombrero which is a hat (think about Reaper's Mariachi and El Blanco skins, that kind of hat)
>She's a hacker, Mexico has the biggest growing number of hackers in the world
>Her call sign is a skull which is very popular in Dias De Los Muertos and other Mexican traditions
Let me know what you guys think about my theory. Does it hold water? Or am I full of hot air?
>it's just another counter untill blizzcon
get me in your sights already sempai
>>157765209
There was a greentext in 2011 where a guy talked about how he got caught by his sister when he was fapping in the kitchen. He said he was in the kitchen because he had a fetish. After some anons prodded him to tell, he revealed his fetish was floor tiles. It was actually really fucking funny.
>>157765265
That's why I loved my math prof. He said on the first day, if you can learn the stuff yourself, don't need to come.
>99.9900
>>157764842
You take a dried out corpse and articulate it with wires and shit
I mean, I'm interested to see Sombra's kit and all that but how many people actually give a shit about the ARG and reveal bullshit
>99.9717%
>>157765398
You're wrong, I think she could be mexican.
>>157765353
why do you pretend to be ahead of everyone?
>>157765363
source?
>100% is just a teaser for Blizzcon
>>157765385
This shit confuses the shit out of me.
>>157765398
>her name is Sombra which in Spanish is the feminine version of the word Sombrero
Nigger Sombra means shadow in spanish
>>157765342
Stop getting baited.
>>157765398
Seems unlikely.
conspiratard
99.9717%
3 more server ticks
IT'S HAPPENING
>>157765336
(you)
When the 100% are reached, it will probably just reveal a link to some 4chan Thread with some rare pepe sombra skull.jpg
yfw it's nothingliterally nothing until blizzcon
>my computer died last week and I wont be getting a new one until November
>Sombra will be shitter bait just like the Spy
eh
>>157765385
deflect is 8
Roadhog is 6
grapplehook is 12
And yes blizzshit can't balance for shit and their internal testing means the game has massive favoritism for some characters and shits on others.
>99.9717
come the fuck on
>>157765187
I'd empty my testicles into her so hard that she'd look like a balloon
>>157764671
Degenerate.
Where doessadismcome under
>>157765435
We're all in it for the final product, but this is the only way to get there.
Go outside? Kill time and be productive? Fuck you.
>99.9989
>>157765287
>taking art
>>157765398
no shit, sherlock
>>157764671
>Degenerate
Also where is Ohio on this list? Pic related
What are we looking at for the percentage?
>>157765385
widows grappling hook is 12 seconds cooldown, genjis deflect is 8 seconds cooldown, roadhogs hook is 6 seconds.
what are you mad about?
>>157763998
>wrong pegleg
>no robot hand behind the flowers
>ripped instead of skeletal
>no missing hair
>generic animu face
>>157764528
Even if this was true I'm not sure if she would even be good
What can you do with just 3 seconds of invisibility? Ult seems nice but Ana can just sleep the ally who gets mind controlled If I understood this correctly
Depends a lot on what her actual primary gun is like
So, in 23 minutes?
>have opened over 40 lootboxes since the event started
>only legendary skin I have gotten was roadhog
>three times
>never play roadhog ever
Wew. sure love this. atleast I can grind out the last 800 credits that are missing to buy whatever skin I want, I guess.
>links you to a page where you can buy tickets to Blizzcon
>>157765398
>her name is Sombra which in Spanish is the feminine version of the word Sombrero
lol
>>157765385
Your numbers are wildly inacurate.
Blizz wants their sniper to be fairly immobile with one escape tool, not a character who grapples her way out of any fight constantly
>>157765435
I can't bring myself to get excited for her. She looks terrible.
>>157765557
When I looked it was at 99.9747.
Now it's at 99.9717.
Guys I'm scared.
>99.9747%
>>157765521
Its gonna be exactly at 3pm EST.
>>157765513
Why is my number higher than your number?
>>157763026
Where's the Genji spray for that pic
>>157765553
BDSM is up there
>>157765561
what are gen ed requirements anon?
>>157765470
Artist is asanagi.
>>157765385
>Widow's hook and Roadhog's hook travel the same distance but both have different properties
>Roadhog has 6 sec cooldown but Widow has 12 secs cooldown
KAPLAN
Everbody will get dissapointed though.
SOMBRA WILL BE ON BLIZZCON
>it starts going back down
>>157765589
Junkrat is actually pretty fit and tall.
>>157764736
Her ult could work so that you first mark the target you want to control by pressing Q on them and then you have to press Q again within lets say 5 seconds from the marking to start the Mind Control so you have a couple seconds to fall back and leave your own hero in some safe corner
Post the stinky hero.
>Breaking news
>We are currently conducting a live maintenance on Overwatch, which should take a few minutes. During this time you should restart your game driver.
Does this mean something's happening?
>>157765680
>>157765589
it's like they didn't even care
how do i get 120fps on ps4
>>157765640
>Changes to the navy seal copypasta
>It's revealed sombra is just a shitposter
>>157764731
Mei
>>157765658
They don't advance at the exact same time.
>>157765561
>taking art history
I'm an art major. everyone thinks you're in school to be a beret wearing painter or something. Art school leads to design, web design, printing, etc. We get a lot of the advertising/business students who want to learn some of the design process themselves.
I mean, yeah you can major in painting. I can't argue for that. If you're in art school you should be studying design/printing etc.
>>157765637
>>157765658
are the fucktards at blizzard messing with the countdown right now?!
>>157765680
>>157765723
Yeah you like pretty fit boys don't you, you little queer? "Tall dark and handsome", right?
Just fuck off
see you at blizzcon, gringos :^)
SHIT'S FUCKED
>99.9778%
Thread moves so fast no one will notice that I am a gay girl (female) :^)
>>157765470
Get out
>>157765671
Take something useful to your major at least. Art History especially is just a bigger waste of time.
>>157764671
>Tits
>Ass
>DP
>Anal
>Bukkake
>Robot
>Rape
>Hentai
>Watersports
>Incest
>Vomit
>Prolapse
>Snuff
>Guro
>Beast
>Necro
>Scat
>Furry
>One win away from 30k
>Get a troll who purposely throws
>Get him again in a second game
>Wait two minutes now
>Get him in the third game
>Back in the 2800s
Epic blizzard.
Simply fucking epic.
Totally no bias system in place to keep me at a certain rank.
Nope, no sir.
>Team thinks just mercy healing is fine
>She dies and we get completely destroyed
When will people learn that 2-2-2 isn't a meme but a decent comp, well 2 healers is a necessity
>>157765825
I just stated the facts.
>>157765845
I saw that.
>>157765398
>Being this much of a slowpoke
Also
>her name is Sombra which in Spanish is the feminine version of the word Sombrero
Are you trolling or just retarded?
I'm really hoping that Sombra is a fucking troll and we all get fucked
GUYS, DON'T MAKE YOUR HOPES UP. SHE WILL BE DELAYED UNTIL BLIZZCON
>tfw Blizzcon in 2 months:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly laughter
are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA
>>157765752
you get a good computer and then you write "PS4" on it with a marker.
>>157765845
Go back to sonic gen chrischan.
HYPE
>>157765490
>>157765563
>>157765903
subtlety is a lost art
>>157765867
It's all a conspiracy to keep a platinum man down
>>157765845
Do you want people to care about your gender and sexuality or not? I'm getting mixed messages from you society.
>>157765723
even a blind chick can find a corn sometimes
>there are fucking references on the Overwatch-website
>I bet the artist probably doesn't even play Overwatch and only wanted to bait new OW-fanboys and girls to follow him
>>157765807
This is me assuming that the anon I was replying to is not an art major and chose it solely as an elective as requirement
> 99.9809%
>>157764446
>No freckles
It's shit.
At 100% it'll be an ad for blizzcon
https://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw?t=1m54s
Current thread theme
>be best girl
>damage boosting junkrat
>hear pharah, switch to boosting mcmeme
>suddenly junkrat killing pharah blips on the killfeed
how do you even do that
>>157764671
I really fucking hope it's nothing because fuck you and fuck everyone.
>got 45 on my first Platinum victory
Is it normal to get that much?
>been here for an hour just looking at numbers
What a fucking great ARG Blizz, keep it up
>voting for mercy just because
STOP
>>157765932
Wrong pasta:
>tfw Blizzcon in 2 months:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly
Jeff Kaplan: "Who the hell are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA
>>157765490
>>157765563
>>157765903
Wow you guys sure eat anything thrown at you huh? Really gobbling it up.
>>157765932
is la gringa
>>157766008
why are you doing this you cumstain
>>157766047
>An hour
You mean a month right?
>>157765845
Who /lesgen/ here?
>>157765490
>>157765563
>>157765903
>>157766048
I feel happy knowing I made someone cum
>>157766096
b-but its true anon
>>157766050
I think that's like super fucking cringe and would never happen.
>>157765990
I still think the art is really off, don't misunderstand me. I'm just saying that Junkrat actually is taller than he appears in game.
>>157764471
>dva crushed a phone in her hand
Also that Overwatch sign is triggering me, it's not big enough to fit on the whole word. The O would be cut off.
What a shambles of an art piece
>>157764671
I guess liking necro makes me irredeemable. But most of my fetishes are creep and weird tier.
>>157765723
Anon, he's a lanky, scraggly beanpole. That art isn't even close.
So when is Tuesday's patch? What time does the brawl change?
99.9809
9
.
9
8
0
9
>>157766031
aim up: shift + right-click
>>157766132
>He doesn't remember Watchdogs 2
>>157766026
>final
>>157766209
I don't, please link
>99.9809%
IT'S DOING IT
SHE'S ALMOST HERE
15 minutes until 1 more month!
Quick reminder that anybody who opens up developer tools can change the percentage and screencap it
>>157765675
The hook pretty much is all he have though. He would be Symmetra-tier without it.
>>157766164
>Implying Reaper would have trashy tattoo like that
>>157766031
launch yourself with your mine into the air with pharah and lob frags straight into pharah's stupid slow extra sized hitbox
pharah is a bad character she basically shoots hanzo arrows at 50% projectile speed and no headshot for the ability to have 2 suicide buttons
>>157766175
The brawl probably won't change until the event is over.
>>157766138
he's just hunched over the whole time
>he's 196 cm and like the third tallest human character
>we-we are agreeing on the same subject right?
>very profilic and resourceful game developer
>making an ARG for some kind of computer hacker whiz or some shit
>ARG comes down to a slowly incriminating number in Lucida Console on a black background
>>157766132
It'll happen because it's so cringeworthy
>>157766209
I don't keep up with the industry really, i just hear about announcements after the fact. Post link, this sounds hilarious.
>>157766247
quick reminder you can photoshop shit just as easy :^)
>>157763242
bottom was friend's account I boosted from 2100
What's the update file (Version 1.11) for on PS4? I can't find anything online...anyone know?
>>157765589
>>157763998
Also what the fuck is wrong with his "normal" leg? That is not how anatomy works at all. Pig disgusting if you ask me.
Oh hey Moon2 is strim
>99.9839%
soonā¢
>99.9839%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUcIk3aWtA4&index=1&list=RDeUcIk3aWtA4
READY BOYS
>>157766224
>>157766304
Google on Yt:
Watchdogs 2 Reveal. It should come up
>>157766263
I know that, it's what I've been trying to say. Now stop replying to me.
>>157765752
You don't.
>Same boat but what ev.
~~~~~~REMINDER~~~~~~
Email me at [email protected] for a free ELO boost. I'm a grandmaster player addicted to smurfing and traps, but only you can help me with the first thing.
>>157766109
>she ACTUALLY doesnt like the benis
>>157766247
>hey guys today is my first day on the internet
>99.9839%
>>157766307
>it's easier to manipulate a photo than to change a value
>>157766310
>Implying its hard to gain rank playing rein anna
>PS4 Version 1.11
hype?
SUN JUST EXPLODED
>>157765680
>>157766253
You clearly haven't seen the rest of the comic if you think the tattoo is the problem, anon.
>implying Reaper would let a literal child eat his asshole
>>157766252
considering that I one-shot Reapers at 9m with Roadhog, I strongly disagree. I get to regularly run down people 1v2 due to hook power.
IT'S HAPPENING AAAAAA
>>157766189
I also tend to kill them with my mines. Throw them up into the air and detonate.
Now that I think about it, you could even throw down a mine and wait for it to recharge, then rocket jump yourself and throw a mine at the Pharah while in the air.
Junkrat hasreach and flexibility.
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
>>157766261
Have they ever explained why Tracer gets to blip around like a faggot but the character with a jetpack has to move at a snails pace?
>>157766443
What is it? It's been taking forever just to prepare to download and I'm on a wired connection
>>157766346
fuck him sombra is more important
>99.9870%
>>157766316
Most of these things go to PC first bub.
Same with early Ana access I guess.
>tfw to intelligent to care about sombra
99.9870%
>Haven't played Overwatch or any other fps since a week after release
>Get 2623 mmr after my ten matches
Could be worse.
>Sombra soon
>99.9839%
Almost
hahahahhaa IT'S NOTHING
>>157766412
I play rein because mind games versus enemy rein is the funnest shit ever
the best rein always wins baby
12 MINUTES
So 12 more minutes?
>>157764671
I R R E D E E M A B L E
>>157766517
tfw i just woke up in time for sombra
99.9839%
>>157766262
It's a "Weekly" brawl though. Herego, I assume it will change from week-to-week. Also if you win it, the narrator says something about the heros "going inside to get their reward" so I'm assuming the new brawl will incorporate a new PvE scenario? Like, 4 of these PvE things which end in November.
>gets to 99.9999
>stays there for 2 weeks
>>157766505
Not denying that, just wondering what this update file could be. There's no news online anywhere
FOR THE LAST SAKE. SHE WILL BE DELAYED UNTIL BLIZZCON ANYWAYS
>>157766261
Hanzo arrows are 86.6 m/s, S76 rockets are 40, Pharah rockets 28.5
>>157766515
>to intelligent
>>157766625
Oh fuck off
>99.9839%
>inb4 another countdown
>inb4 blizzcon announcement
>inb4 "gameplay trailer and abilities :)))))))"
>percentage went up like 0.50
>almost screamed
>>157766484
Literally everything is explained by
>"Internally at Blizzard we felt that..."
>>157766457
Fear?
>It will be "security footage" of sombra sneaking around lumerico, aka the new character short.
>ends with "COMING SOON"
screencap this
>>157766457
>tfw i'll never be a good hanzo no matter how much I play him
teach me anon
is it just muscle memory?
BRACING FOR XTREME DISAPOINTMENT ACTION
>>157766452
Why does this make me laugh
>99.9901%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>157766605
Lol no. It's like the summer game, the same brawl for 3 weeks.
>>157763242
99.9932%
IT'S TIME
>99.9901%
>99.9901%
>99.9901%
>99.9901%
>99.9901%
>99.9901%
Quick, give me >yfw it reaches 100%!
>99.9901%
>>157766605
The """weekly""" brawl was Lucioball for over a month during the Summer Olympics event. I doubt the Halloween brawl will be any different
>>157766456
McCree was 17 when he picked him up.
>99.9901
new ps4/xbone update, no changelog yet
99.9901%
HERE WE GO BOYS
So 3pm EST it hits. Just enough time to shower
>>157766658
Let me drop my pasta again
>tfw Blizzcon in 2 months:
>Jeff: So we came acros-....
>Lights and stuff beginn to flicker
>Sombra skull faces on all monitors appear
>Jeff: "W-whats habbening?"
>Random girly
>Jeff Kaplan: "Who the hell are you?"
>Random girl: Well, it's me: SOMBRA
>>157766478
This. Conc if she's in the air, frag her when she comes down.trash bandicoot could test his reach and flexibility on me any day desu
>99.9901%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>157766748
>>157766725
awh whattt
>tfw to intelligent to care about defense heros
>>157766737
>we all get jeff'ed and nothing happens until blizzcon
>99.9901
COME ON
Please remind me of the site link. I lost it on moble
>99.9901
>have to drive to class in 15 minutes
thanks a lot blizzard
EIGHT MINUTES
E
I
G
H
T
THE END IS NEAR
>99.9901%
>99.9901%
>99.9901%
>99.9901%
>>157766737
>it reaches 100% and a new short is shown
>>157766748
Which sucks, I want a brawl on the spoopy Hollywood map
>>157766774
Got a link for where we're watching this?
http://pixelondemand.com/amic/ is 500 error for me.
>>157766624
now I wonder which hero would get off on thatprobably hanzo and symmetra
>>157765867
Kaplan saw you calling him a Jew online and he is gonna get you for that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuWjAL1xZPY
MY BODY IS READY FOR DISAPPOINTMENTS
>still showing 99.9870
aaaaa
>>157766830
amomentincrime [dot] com
>>157766701
>is it just muscle memory?
FUCK no.
In order to become a great Hanzo one must listen to his voice lines, learn his lore, envelope themselves in his character, and maybe even take up archery in real life. You have to think like him, what would he do? What path would he choose? Hell, it worked for me.
>>157766785
Me too to be quite honest with you anon-sama
>>157764671
Irredeemable
Jeff you better not be tricking me
>>157766849
Have you considered that maybe we're just REFRESHING THE ACTUAL FUCKING WEBSITE?
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPx-nUqLMtc
post yfw it hits 100% and literally nothing happens because blizzard forgot
>>157766737
FUCKING 7 MINUTES LEFT
I HOPE YOU FAGGOTS HAVE THE PTR DOWNLOADED
>>157766830
a moment in crime
SOON
>>157766737
>99.9907%
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
my hand is on the PTR button
FULL CG VIDEO TO ANNOUNCE HER DROP INTO THE GAME
C'MON
C'MON
>Stayed up for hours last night getting the Junkenstein Hard Mode achievement with pubbies
Only now I realize all of these sprays suck.
>99.9931%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Where the fuck is the Mr. Krabs poster?
>>157762979
Im in love with it and now mad because no way sombra is gonna be that cool
we'll probably get something in 6 minutes. fuck all, most likely, but something
>main Mercy
>tired of idiots getting out of my LOS
>start using Zen more often
>that chill voice
>that Discord
>that Transcendence
>those orb headshots
I've been missing out lads
There are really only three posibilities, when it reaches 100%:
a) There will be a link to a ultra rare pepe
b) Sombra on PTR
c) Reveal of Half Life 3
>>157766737
>>157766934
How often are you gonna repost this.
100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS4 update is only 75MB. Will update if anything happens
>>157766812
>tfw Akamai hours before United Flour
99.9931%
WTFFFF
>Download finishes
>Nothing on the website
>Everyone dissapointed
>She hacks her way into the game the next time you open it
3
2
1
reminder: https://amomentincrime.s3.amazonaws.com/index.html
this is the uncached version of the site so you'll always see the latest count
>>157767000
>mercy main
Neck yourself. Literally the easiest character in the game to play.
I'm gonna have a good laugh at you guys when she gets her full reveal in a few minutesOtherwise I will admit I got btfo, but I really doubt it
6 MINUTES CUNTS
I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HARD IN MY LIFE, MY DICK CAN LITERALLY CUT DIAMONDS RIGHT NOW
>this shit finally ends in 5 minutes.
>I'm shitposting for work, get off in 5 minutes
>have to run errands
>don't get to sombra shitpost for hours.
JUST GIVE ME SOMBRA ALREADY YOU ASIAN JEWS
>>157766974
i know your pain anon, but we are part of an exclusive club. not many people on this planet can say they got all four achievements in pubs.
>>157767000
>just finding out about zen
Stay in gold
I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT
GODDAMN IT BLIZZARD
will xbox get PTR sombra?
>>157767062
>this much hype over a shitty multiplayer fps character
>99.9901%
I want somebody to get fired for this fucking farce
>99.99
Jesus Christ just get it over with.
Hype peaked in fucking August for God's sake.
>>157767000
Zenyatta is literally a better Mercy. The only downside is that he has no self-peel, but you don't need self peel when two orbs kill most heroes.
>>157763242
Be gentle
SITE IS GOING TO CRASH AT 100%
IF YOU WANT YOU CAN SCREENCAP THIS
>99.9931%
>>157767110
No, fuck Xbox. :^)
holy shiiiiiet, they released Sombra too early!????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAZfMwUZDZk
>>157767109
Relax, anon. Go take your shit. I promise she won't be out when you get back.
>>157767062
IT'S GOING TO BE NOTHING
>>157767110
There is no PTR on consoles
>>157767005
It can also just be an "upload finished" text and then something else happens on some other site, another ARG or a tease. Or a reveal video like what Ana had.
>>157767109
Godspeed, anon. You don't want to save that shit for when you can be ingame on the PTR.
>>157767110
Consoles don't have a PTR, so no. How fucking dumb are you?
>>157767000
Trips of Transcendence confirm truth.
Also:
>start getting into Zenyatta
>get emotionaly attached to character
>watch mondatta cinematic
>can't bare to see widowmakers anymore, gives me the feels everyteim.
>Sombra soon
Nobody will notice my waifu post.
>>157767110
lmao no
>>157767024
this is literally
literally
my first time posting this.
>>157767165
Seems legit
You fags know it's gonna hit 99.9999% by the time it's done, right?
Because of fucking course they have to be this melodramatic
>99.9931
99.9931%
>99.9962
sombra in 5 minutes
>99.9962%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HNNNNNNNG ITS MY HEA-
>>157767139
You deserve your shit rank
>>157767000
>>main mercy
>didn't even play a support hero until months after release
You've been missing out on a lot m8
>team literally spawn camping when zarya and mercy walk onto our point and win the game for free
??????????????????????????????
>>157767165
based blizz
It isn't going to be anything.
I have no faith
>99.9931%
mmmmm good shit
>>157767000
>strongest offensive hero in the game
>doesn't even need to focus on anyone in order to heal
>just toss an orb and forget it
welcome to the iris, brother
>>157767165
i wouldnt even be mad if this were real. pretty funny
>99.9962%
>>157767179
This is the truth. I can feel it.
I want to be a dead person.
99.9931%
screencap this
>it gets to 99.990085% or similar and starts increasing incredibly slow
Instead of worrying about it just watch some shit on YT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBBkuyhKltE
>>157767178
TRULY THIS IS WHAT SMARTPHONES WERE INVENTED FOR
GUYS I'M BEING HACKE- 01010101010101010100010101010
>>157767165
Best one
Will she have a biggun?
Also what is her ult?
Do I get XP penalties if I go afk?
S E E Y O U A T B L I Z Z C O N
>>157767202
>all this hype
nobody will notice us, anon.
LESS THAN 3 MINUTES LADS
CLENCH YOUR BUTTHOLES, THEY'RE GOING IN DRY
>my computer almost crashed a moment ago
G-guys?
>>157767171
>[YouTube] D.Va Happy.mp4 (embed)
Not fooling anyone, fuccboi. Have this pity (You) as a consolation prize.
HERE WE GO BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS
Chat moving so fast no one will notice I play battleborn
99.9986%
99.9962%
>>157767165
I would instantly buy 5 lootboxes if this was true
do you think kaplan will recognize they failed at hyping
>>157767139
kill yourself
>>157767060
Never said she was hard faggot, her shit got boring and tiresome
>>157767105
I used Lucio, her and Ana before I started giving the ol omnic a try. He easily tops all 3 on the fun meter
>>157767000
i prefer mercy because she requires less effort and her heels give me a boner.
>>157767139
I'm glad I can't have you on my team
>>157767297
>720p
>>157767345
kys
POST SOMBRA
>post yfw its just a ruse
>>157767248
>Not yelling at them to fall back when they overextend
Your own fault
>99.9962
>>157767327
every time people upload this fanart the quality gets lower somehow
>>157767327
I fucking hope this is going to be one of her victory poses/emotes
Otherwise blizzard fucked up
>>157767202
>thinking i'd miss that butt
why are yours going faster than mine
LET'SSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>99.9999
TSUUUUUU
HOW MUCH LONGER
>>157767390
POST ROADHOG
>.0038 remaining
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Postsongs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtLjyRq2waY
>>157767202
I notice you and I think you should go away
ONE MINUTE LEFT HOLD ON TO YOUR ASSES
>>157767298
>oh shit! a sni-
this is gonna suck
>yfw the employee in charge of the website fell asleep
>>157767357
Kaplan will be a snide, smug cunt about "but guys m-muh free dlc we are GIVING it to you FOR FREE!" like last time when people complained about the summer shit.
>>157767390
NO, FICK OFF
YOZ GOTTA BELIEVE
>>157766713
>Loud House lewds
I'm gonna need a sauce on that webm, my negro
99.9993%
>there are people who died before sombra came out
>there are anons dying RIGHT NOW who were waiting for this countdown
F
>>157767000
Welcome to the Iris.
>>157767340
you're getting hacked you unworthy piece of shit
IT'S GOING DOWN
>99.9993
xbox overwatch's community is better anyway
>>157766737
>it's going to be lame
>it's going to be as gay as all outdoors
>99.9993%
"we here at Blizzard never claimed to still have ownership of the moment in crime site, and apologize if anybody was disappointed by this prank."
99.9993
WHAT THE FUCK
here we goooooooooooo
LESS THAN 3 MINUTES
HOLY FUCK
>mfw still at 99.9931%
what the fuck
>>157767327
>Also what is her ult?
Dunno if it's her ult but I'm 99.9962% certain that she has an ability that Silences enemies. OW has really been lacking that and it makes perfect sense on a hero like Sombra who is a hacker to prevent enemies from using their abilities.
HERE WE GO MEN
>>157767378
Don't lie to us, we all know you love mercy because you want to be a submissive healslut for real men.
>99.9993%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>157763242
how's this?
I've always been irredeemable garbage at FPS games so I'm actually quite happy with being average at overwatch
99.9993%
POST YFW IT WAS A HOAX ALL ALONG
>>157767383
LEAVE MY NEXUS 4 ALONE ITS A GOOD BOY THAT DINDU NUFFIN
>>157767390
>sombra did this for the (You)s
inb4 the 9s go on forever
9.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999%
99.9993%
>99.9999994%
>99.9999999995%
BRACE FOR SHITSTORM
>>157767543
same here
>99.9993%
Just end it already you fucks
WIOAO
I'M A BARBIE GIRL
IN A BARBIE WORLD
LIFE IN PLASTIC
IS FANTASTIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>157767532
uh yeah, is it even confirmed blizzard
>99.9993
Will it finish at 100.0024%?
99.9993+0.0031
In just a moment of time
IM GAY
GUYS CHECK CNN ITS HAPPENING
>>157767564
>it was a site unaffiliated with blizzard
99.9993
AAAAAA
>99.9993%
You shitheads.
oh god it broke the 99.99 threshold
>99.9993
KAPLAAAAAAAAAN
>tfw its a ruse
they got us, lads.
D.Va is shit.
embedded youtube video soon
Mercy is the Queen of my heart
Just thought you all should know!
>99.9993%
>>157767543
>Was at 99.9962%
>Dropped back to 99.9931%
>>157767547
Probably a map wide silence ult. Also disable red outline and hp bar of enemy.
It's 3:00 here.
>>157767618
CARLOSSSSSS
fuck it, I'm propably just going to mastrubuate to release tension
Decide what character I'm going to fap
this thread is moving so fast noone will see that i enjoy cuckold porn
>>157767412
Wikipedia "jpg"
>>157767565
>sexus 4
praise duarte
99.9993%
99.9993%
99.9993%
99.9993%
99.9993%
99.9993%
check these 9s
>>157767000
>Not also creaming about the reload animation
Best attack/reload animations in the game by a mile
99.99991
>>157767658
FUCK YOU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>157764528
>Ult as sombra
Take control of the enemy Reinhardt. Swing like crazy and before the ult runs out, shift him off the map
>yfw it's a 3rd party website and has been this whole time
>yfw they put up a giant "Vote for Hillary" ascii
>>157767701
sombra
UNCACHED SITE IS AT 100% AND NOTHING HAPPENED
>>157767701
Genji.
>99.9993%
Fuck it, I'm done. I'm leaving, fuck this shit.
>is still at 99.9993%
IT'S GONNA BE ANOTHER FUCKING ENCRYPTION PUZZLE
>>157767678
>99.9993%
>99.9996%
>99.9999%
>99.99999%
>>157767719
Oh shit
>>157767701
>Sombra
HAHAHAHHA
HOLY SHIT GUYS LOOK AT THE SUN
Thread is moving so fast no one will notice im gay
>99.9993%
>99.9993%
>>157767198
I already can't bare to see them because 90% of people who use her suck as her
>>157767378
My original reason for maining her, don't feel bad. Young Ana gives more boners anyways
>99.9993%
>>157767719
>>157767720
I've learned to hate it since it's interrupted by discord and harmony fucking stupid, if you can apply them while shooting why not why reloading?
CHECK EM FAGGOTS
POST HYPE MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFjE5A4UAJI
...TransmisiĆ³n finalizada - finalizando carga...
...Carga finalizada. Unidad Bastion E-54 comprometida...
...TransmisiĆ³n finalizada - finalizando carga...
...Carga finalizada. Unidad Bastion E-54 comprometida...
...TransmisiĆ³n finalizada - finalizando carga...
...Carga finalizada. Unidad Bastion E-54 comprometida...
...TransmisiĆ³n finalizada - finalizando carga...
...Carga finalizada. Unidad Bastion E-54 comprometida...
...TransmisiĆ³n finalizada - finalizando carga...
...Carga finalizada. Unidad Bastion E-54 comprometida...
...TransmisiĆ³n finalizada - finalizando carga...
...Carga finalizada. Unidad Bastion E-54 comprometida...
...TransmisiĆ³n finalizada - finalizando carga...
...Carga finalizada. Unidad Bastion E-54 comprometida...
IM SO TENSE
>doubterfags
kys, this is going to be incredible
...Estableciendo conexiĆ³n...
...Protocolo Sombra v1.95 iniciado...
...TransmisiĆ³n finalizada - finalizando carga...
...Carga finalizada. Unidad Bastion E-54 comprometida...
...Terminando conexiĆ³n...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>157767795
It's okay to be gay :*
...Estableciendo conexiļæ½n...
...Protocolo Sombra v1.95 iniciado...
...Transmisiļæ½n finalizada - finalizando carga...
...Carga finalizada. Unidad Bastion E-54 comprometida...
...Terminando conexiļæ½n...
>>157767719
FUCK
99.9993%
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157767762
solo un capitano
>>157767736
>that snail aiming towards Mercy
Consoleplebs never cease to amaze me.
...TransmisiĆ³n finalizada - finalizando carga...
...Carga finalizada. Unidad Bastion E-54 comprometida...
..Estableciendo conexiĆ³n...
...Protocolo Sombra v1.95 iniciado...
...TransmisiĆ³n finalizada - finalizando carga...
...Carga finalizada. Unidad Bastion E-54 comprometida...
...Terminando conexiĆ³n...
>>157767795
Are you cute?
>>157767705
...Estableciendo conexiĆ³n...
...Protocolo Sombra v1.95 iniciado...
...TransmisiĆ³n finalizada - finalizando carga...
...Carga finalizada. Unidad Bastion E-54 comprometida...
...Terminando conexiĆ³n...
>>157767795
Fuck off Lucio
99.993%
>>157767795
Gotcha bitch
I WANT TO DIE
I WANNA FUCKING DIE
..Estableciendo conexiĆ³n...
...Protocolo Sombra v1.95 iniciado...
...TransmisiĆ³n finalizada - finalizando carga...
...Carga finalizada. Unidad Bastion E-54 comprometida...
..TransmisiĆ³n finalizada - finalizando carga...
...Carga finalizada. Unidad Bastion E-54 comprometida...
WE'VE BEEN RUSED
>>157767843
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
HAPPENING
...Estableciendo conexiĆ³n...
...Protocolo Sombra v1.95 iniciado...
...TransmisiĆ³n finalizada - finalizando carga...
...Carga finalizada. Unidad Bastion E-54 comprometida...
...Terminando conexiĆ³n...
>99.9993%
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>157767736
>watching some chucklefuck on youtube
>whines and complains when he gets a zenyatta legendary
These people.
BASTION CONFIRMED
ITS DONE
ITS NOTHING
>...Estableciendo conexiĆ³n...
>...Protocolo Sombra v1.95 iniciado...
>
>...TransmisiĆ³n finalizada - finalizando carga...
>...Carga finalizada. Unidad Bastion E-54 comprometida...
>
>...Terminando conexiĆ³n...
<!-- v1.4.0.2.324?? -->
<!-- v1.4.0.2.324?? -->
<!-- v1.4.0.2.324?? -->
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
. Connecting ...
... Protocol v1.95 Shadow started ...
... Finished Transmission - ending loading ...
... Charging complete. Bastion Unit E-54 committed ...
... Terminating connection ...
... Connecting ...
... Protocol v1.95 Shadow started ...
... Finished Transmission - ending loading ...
... Charging complete. Bastion Unit E-54 committed ...
... Terminating connection ..
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
hahaha guys what if we post the same thing 30 times
SHE HACKED BASTION
I wanna main Sombra
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
IT'S NOTHING HAHAHAHHAH
... Connecting ...
... Protocol v1.95 Shadow started ...
... finished Transmission - ending load ...
... Charging complete. Bastion Unit E-54 committed ... ... Completing connection ...
>Bastion unit compromised
WAIT WHAT
BASTION IS COMPROMISED
BASTION UNIT?
>BASTION UNIT?
BASTION UNIT?
>BASTION UNIT?
BASTION UNIT?
>BASTION UNIT?
BASTION UNIT?
>BASTION UNIT?
BASTION UNIT?
>BASTION UNIT?
BASTION UNIT?
>BASTION UNIT?
BASTION UNIT?
>BASTION UNIT?
BASTION UNIT?
>BASTION UNIT?
BASTION UNIT?
>BASTION UNIT?
BASTION UNIT?
>BASTION UNIT?
BASTION UNIT?
>BASTION UNIT?
BASTION UNIT?
>BASTION UNIT?
BASTION UNIT?
>BASTION UNIT?
BASTION UNIT?
>BASTION UNIT?
>IT WAS FUCKING NOTHING
>>157767789
>>157767753
Well, ok
I'm going to be first man worldwide fapping to Sombra
The moment she will be revealed I'll do this
BASTION BUFFS INCOMING, HE'S GETTING HIS SHIELD BACK
..TransmisiĆ³n finalizada - finalizando carga...
...Carga finalizada. Unidad Bastion E-54 comprometida...
EXCUSE ME
>We're happy to announce a new Bastion skin!
...TransmisiĆ³n finalizada - finalizando carga... ...Carga finalizada. Unidad Bastion E-54 comprometida...
Transmission finished, Finishing loading
Loading finishing.
Bastion E-54 Unit compromised
In the source code:
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QUICK GET IN THE GAME AND CHOOSE BASTION
WTF IS THIS SHIT
BASTION WAS THE SPY ALL ALONG HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>157767954
It's literally just Lore saying that Sombra turned on Bastion
>Unidad Bastion E-54 comprometida
E-54 BASTION COMPROMISED
>>157764528
Ult: gives short duration cloak to everyone around her in a small radius
>>157767847
Hope you're ready to use that noose on yourself.
What's the ps4 update?!
EVERYONE
WE HAVE TO SAVE BASTION
WHO'S WITH ME?
lol its fucking nothing
EVERYONE START PLAYING BASTION NOW
BASTION NEW HERO
As predicted, it's nothing.
<!-- v1.4.0.2.324?? -->
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BASTION CONFIRMED
ITS NOTHING HAHAHAHAH I TOLD YOU FUCKING FAGS AHAHAHAHHA
So Bastion hacked by Sombra and joins Taloon?
THE FUCKIN BIRD WAS SOMBRA ALL THE TIME
>twitter is silent
>youtube is silent
RUSED
This thread is moving so fast, nobody will notice I want to install an artificial uterus inside Genji's body and breed him
>>157768030
Literally nothing
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THE ARG NEVER STOPS, YOU CAN'T GET OFF THIS TRAIN
>>157768015
THAT MAKES A WHOLE LOT OF SENSE BUT CHRIST THAT'S UNDERWHELMING
YOU BOUGHT IT. YOU ALL BOUGHT IT.
PTR IS UP
>PTR IS UP
PTR IS UP
>PTR IS UP
PTR IS UP
>PTR IS UP
PTR IS UP
>PTR IS UP
RESET INGAME SETTINGS FOR PTR THROUGH BATTLE NET LAUNCHER IF YOU CAN'T CONNECT
THEY'RE RETIRING BASTION FOR SOMBRA
KAPLAN'S A DEAD MAN
>>157767954
Sombra is a hacked Bastion unit
>talon
>bastion has a bird
>TALON
10/10 ruse blizzard
COMPROMETIDA MEANS ACTIVATED NOT COMPROMISED
SOMBRA TURNED ON BASTION
THIS IS JUST LORE SO THAT WE KNOW HOW HE WOKE UP
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
>>157768031
Fuck that piece of shit junk
the bastion site on playoverwatch dot com has a (new?) glitch on the "reconfigure" video clip
I guess that's it
>>157767941
all this time and she only managed to hack a single robot
>and it isn't even an Omnic because Omnica never created them
bwahahaha!
HOLY FUCK YOU GUYS SOMBRA HACKED BASTION RIP GANYMEDE
SOMBRA = BASTION ???????
>Sombra is Ganymede
What a twist
>>157768031
fuck that asshole
DUDE HINTS LOL
>Still stuck at 99.9993%
>Not even deleting cookies refreshes the website.
>>157767946
She hacked A bastion
I'm pretty sure that's not Bastion's serial number.
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
>>157768126
bastions bird is named ganymede homie slice
PTR IS UP!
>>157768132
it means compromised
t. spanish
THE EPIC CONCLUSION TO THE SOMBRA ARG...
ITS SOME SPANISH
>>157768087
the current VERSION IS 1.4.0.2.32374
I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA BOMB BLIZZARD RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
>>157768126
>everything is controlled by the caste of highly inteligent birds
It all makes sense now
SOMBRA WAS BASTION THE ENTIRE TIME
WHERES A LINK TO THE WEBSITE!?
>>157763280
>Sombra on the furthest left
Did you actually think it was happening BEFORE Blizzcon?
>>157768165
https://amomentincrime.s3.amazonaws.com/index.html
Hold the fuck up.
The person giving Bastion the orders in the short WAS HER?!!!
>my site still showing 99.9993%
>>157768167
E-54 is totally our Bastion's designation.
>>157762843
>99.9128%
>Implying it won't go to 99.9226% and go up in tiny increments until next week
>>157768132
SUICIDE
I CAN ONLY THINK ABOUT SUICIDE
BASTION IS OUT
Clue that Sombra rights by using Omnics? So she'll be a builder since they said on record they wanted to make more builders?
tricked
>Talon want to destabalise Human/Omnic relations.
>Finds there is one of the old super deadly bastion units strutting around with faulty programming.
>Time to start this powderkeg off again.
>>157768167
literally says e54 on his model, dumbass
>>157768165
Yeah same here I don't know what's going on.
It counted down completely normal until it hit .9962 and then it froze at .9993
EVERYONE PLAY BASTION
>>157768087
><!-- v1.4.0.2.324?? -->
current live patch is 1.4.0.2.32374
it's saying she's getting patched into live, version will be .324XX
>>157768167
Bastion has E 54 painting on his chest.
AHAHAHAH IT WAS FUCKING NOTHING L M F A O YOU FUCKING LOSERS
>>157768252
>Being this slow
lying nigs i cant connect to ptr!
CHECK THE PTR !!!!
SOMBRA PTR IS UP
SOMBRA PTR IS UP
SOMBRA PTR IS UP
SOMBRA PTR IS UP
SOMBRA PTR IS UP
Live version is 1.4.0
PTR is 1.4.1 but still down.
>>157768167
it is his number
It's a bastion skin guys
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NICE NEW CHARACTER
TOTES NOT A DEAD GAME
>>157768291
WHY? WHAT'S HAPPENING? OMG OMG OMG
>>157768236
Yes, several months ago when they first started hyping shit up in the MIDDLE OF SUMMER.
PTR IS UP! SOMBRA IS OUT! SOMBRA IS OUT!
>>157768252
lmao
WAIT GUYS WHAT IF SOMBRA CAN HACK ROBOTS AND TURRETS LIKE BASTION, ZENYATTA AND TORBJORNS TURRET?
worth the wait
>All this bullshit just to drop a hint that one of Sombras abilities will be hijacking Bastion/Turrets/Makes weapons malfunction
>>157768132
It means engaged according to translate
sombra on ptr
>>157768334
>>157768350
>>157768375
Thats not true though anons
>>157768243
Are you retarded?
Those orders are from a decade ago and his original mission. She just turned him on.
<!-- v1.4.0.2.324?? -->
what does it mean
SOMBRA IS THE FUCKING BIRD
NOTHING
O
T
H
I
N
G
>THIS SHITTY ARG IS STILL NOT OVER
hahahahahaha fuck this
>ITS NOTHING
HAHAHAHAHA
We all have to play Bastion. When he is killed enough times, Sombra will unlock
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748794686
CHECK CNN THE SUN EXPLODED THE LIZARD PEOPLE ARE HERE
>>157768396
Then jus dont play it
>>157768396
Then she's useless since all those heroes are shit.
>>157768415
>Hijacking heroes that no one plays
>>157768436
CAN CONFIRM 100% TRUE BLIZZ DOES IT AGAIN
>>157768467
HOLY FUCK
BASTION AVAILABLE IN JUNKENSTEINS REVENGE
CASUAL PANDERING FOR YOU SHITTERS WHO COULDN'T BEAT HARD MODE
fucking hell, fuck you blizzard where the fuck is sombra, fuck
>>157768467
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
>>157768467
>>157768580
this is old
>>157768518
>the game doesn't exists outside of meta slaves
t. Alberto barbosa
>>157768467
>>157768580
>>157768620
Isn't this old as shit?
>>157768467
WELL MET
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748794686
>la que tiene la informaciĆ³n; tiene el poder
'SOMBRA PTR IS UP' YOU FUCKS GOOGLE TRANSLATE IT
>>157768467
what is skycoder saying, i dont speak nerd
FUCKING NOTHING
FUCKING NOTHING
FUCKING NOTHING
FUCKING NOTHING
FUCKING NOTHING
FUCKING NOTHING FUCKING NOTHING V
FUCKING NOTHING FUCKING NOTHING FUCKING NOTHING
VFUCKING NOTHING FUCKING NOTHING FUCKING NOTHING FUCKING NOTHING FUCKING NOTHING FUCKING NOTHING FUCKING NOTHING FUCKING NOTHING FUCKING NOTHING FUCKING NOTHING
SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT'S NEW IN THE PTR I'M IN CLASS RIGHT NOW AND I'M ON MY PHONE.
Blizzard needs to stop.
>>157768725
there is nothing. just trolling you :/
>>157768686
FUCK YOU NIGGER I SPEAK SPANISH
NEW THREAD
>>157768721
>>157768721
>>157768721
>>157768721
PTR UPDATE
WE SOMBRA NOW BOIZ
>>157768725
LITERALLY
NOTHING
http://playoverwatch.us/ is down with sombra icon
>>157768801
already a new thread you faggot
>>157768853
troll page or some shit
>>157768686
>It has the information, it has the power
Bastion has classified military info?
>>157768853
that's not the official site tho
hypetrain's final stop: new ASCII skull. delicious
>>157769394
>new
ARG IS FUN GUYS, RIGHT?