/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

What the fuck is a scootaloo?

>>157637064
Eight-armed alien race that won't ever happen

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Post images that are literally every round.

>>157637064
Eight armed aliens named after clusters aunt

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>>157637248

>>157637064
Clusterfack's dead aunt

>>157637360
Did they died??

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>>157637248
>lowpop sec vs revs

HOOKSHOT BAN WHEN?

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOO

GODDAMMIT I BLAME KURT JACOBS FOR THIS
FUCK HOOKSHOTS

>>157637537
When what's-his-face finishes spamming it enough to get it banned.

You should've worn your fucking magboots

>>157637360
FORKLIFTS WHEN

dead

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>trapped in a shitty and boring role thats too important to go braindead
>round crashes and frees me from my torment

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>>157637064
Mars People a la Metal Slug.
They have 8 hands and no other slots.

This means that, with enough superglue, they can do their own surgery.
It also means that when they slip they drop all their worldly possessions.

So can we just ban kurt jacobs now?

Fucker was nonstop spamming it

>we'll never know who was ling

I'm guessing that the cause of the crashes is a "world: Error(bad list (/exception))" runtime happening in monkeys' Life().

There's 2664 mentions of it in the runtime log.

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>when your friendly clown ling gimmick ends with dead serb

>spend 30 doing complicated atmos things in atmos
>round crashes

Oh well at least I screenshotted the layout.

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>>157637248

>gettin er dun in science, built an ore refinement area while the other scientist mines for our hungry machines
>scavenging seats, floor tiles and windows for materials in the meantime
>crash

Kurt Jacobs is fucking weird
Sometimes he's decent to play with and sometimes he's god-fucking-awful

>make MoMMi spaghetti and put it on counter
>ce eats them, the absolute madman
>later asks why he turned into a mommi in ooc

>>157637734
>clown was ling

Y-YOU WOULDN'T KILL YOUR BEST FRIEND RAY, WOULD YOU?

so when is the ability to tune headsets to "secure" channels going to be fucking removed?

its fucking annoying to have to tune a hand set to a custom channel as an officer and organize all of sec on it just because some metagaming fucking nigger antag changed his headset to Security freq on roundstart

>>157637707
Would not be missed.

>>157637770
I was just gonna keep harassing medbay and sec for dead bodies to succ until they found me out

>>157637778
when you complain to the coders or code it yourself ya big cry baby sec nerd

Please give me a list of ckeys that deserve to be banned and would not be missed

>>157637758
I have not seen him act like a normal human being once

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>>157637854
I trusted you, clown.

I wanted to be your friend.

>>157637872
termedclepe2

>>157637064

clusterfack dead aunt

Are there any maps, or do you just have to memorize where shit is in space?

>>157637709
It was evidently Spiff McGriff, but since he cooperated and we didn't have the smoking gun, I couldn't make the arrest. I just pestered him to turn on his suit sensors because he kept turning them off every 10 minutes

>>157637872
you
you
you
(you)
me

>>157637778
Well metagaming is already illegal isn't it?

remember, if you play sec, sometimes, just randomly taze people in the hallway.

keep them humble. maybe even walk over and whack them with a stunbaton and start to cuff them before walking away. no words exchanged.

>>157637872
liltiptop

>>157637683
six hands and a hat

>>157638028
Meta is, powergaming isn't

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>Connection failed

>>157637872
>Metagrudging
This is why I don't get the hate for static names. You obsessive fuckers would tie them to their ckeys if you hated them enough anyway, even if they were randomized.

>>157638072
powergaming is actually illegal in some instances but this actually falls under both anyway

>>157638028
Do you even know what metagaming means?

>>157637872
sj

>>157637947
There are maps linked in game on the top of the window. It's a button with the layout (ie Box Station) on it.

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baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)

>>157638038
>tfw no option to cuff someone's arm to their leg

>>157637758
He just blacktides every round, ahelp enough and he will get a IAA permaban.

>>157638285
That's why you use bolas

>>157638235
My mom got me to watch this with her since it was a childhood favourite, all I could think of was killette the entire time

>>157638235
sounds fun

now
CODE IT
O
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E

I
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>>157638235
What's to stop some shitter who hates the roundtype from "accidentally" killing the baby?

>>157638235
>must eat regularly or die

Maybe to make things even more FUN, the baby has a secret food it dislikes that is randomly chosen, and if you feed it that food then it will vomit everywhere.

>>157638235
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
This would be perfect if it were Ian's Day Out and identical other than the station's beloved corgi replacing the baby

>>157636916
>mfw opening this image
Holy shit, who wrote this?

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>>157638472
the captain/kidnappers and, to a degree, baby's plot armor
have you never seen the movie/video game tie in?
>>157638826
ian has no opposable thumbs

>>157638850
Sarcalogo two years ago in a long argument about whether or not we should have stuns in general, and specifically tasers.

>>157638176
>sj
>rarely plays

Nice boogeyman

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>>157637248

What's the best gear for a telescientist braving the unknown? Got to some cool stuff earlier, but I was mauled by spiders. Preferably something I could make early on and by myself.

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>>157638946
>sarca
Fucking lel, what a pathetic faggot
All it took was one guy getting under his skin to make him puss out and leave forever

>>157639141
a fire extinguisher lets you cheese the spiders easily

>>157639221
How? Do they hate water? And how about stuff for cyber horrors and mimics?

>>157639172
>The shortest Sarca shitpost ever
Holy shit, it's true

>>157639271
Spiders can't re-orient themselves when they're soaring through space. It's like bullfighting, but you have to pack anti-toxin pills as well.

>>157639353
Do I need to worry about toxins as skeletons/plasmamen? Hate to play non humans, but not needing food or oxygen are so good for exploring space.

>>157639431
Oxygen is a non-issue, just grab a large tank or get 2 yellow tanks and fill to max

>>157639431
Just go treenigger

>>157639172
>someone who made posts as faggoty as sarca did BTFOed him so hard that he fucked off forever
Did we ever find out who nega sarca was?

>>157639585
addendum: make sure to shoot up on a shitton of hyperzine

>>157639431
Yes, you still need to worry about that stuff as a boner. In fact, being a skeleguy is the worst idea for space exploration, as you are hideously susceptible to brute, cannot take pills for quick-heals, and can only eat raw meat.

>>157639604
Uhhhh... Yred?
He's basically half-sarca

>>157639642
"A shitload" being "less than 15 units at all times", he means. Being a Hyped-up junkie is all well and good, but you don't want to be poisoned to death where nobody will ever find you.

>>157639752
Seriously? Was that confirmed?
Does his typing style match nega sarca's?

>>157639542
Food still is an issue. Plus would the tanks actually last the entire trip back if my buddy forgets the "receive cash = bring em back" thing?

>>157639585
Will I get the the right amount o light to heal if I bring along a lantern?

>>157639707
I mostly do plasmaman.

>>157639786
Good joke friend
Treeniggers don't need to worry about it
Just eat 700u of hyperzine and leave

>>157639172
>tfw I witnessed this
It was really something
That reactions section at the bottom doesn't even begin to capture the true level of absolute astonishment the thread was in

>>157639906
I just want to know who it was, I wonder if they still play

>>157639843
I would like to mention that "buddy" is not metafriend, it's whatever guy I can find in R&D willing to listen to me.

>>157639818
I have no idea.
Yred is the only person that can even come close to Sarca. Besides termedclepe but they write very differently

>>157639172
I distinctly remember watching in amazement as this happened and Sarca became more and more shakey before he just couldn't take it anymore and left
Then when he came back in a few days someone just posted the cap and told him to fuck off and as far as I know he never came here again

I just wish someone would do that to Barneyfag and have it actually work

>tfw figured out the ultimate robust trick but can't use it too much because then it will get patched
;^(

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I made OC because this suddenly came to me but I can't into photoshop.

>>157640035
I mean it's clearly someone who was at least semi-relevant, one post says something about him not attaching his identity because he doesn't need to

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>>157640173
10/10, it's excellent

>>157640173
>no xenobio

>>157640112
Nah, Sarca was briefly back a while after.
He sounded seriously depressed and didn't even want to argue, just vent about hippie being shit and how he couldn't even banevade due to VPNs being too laggy, then left.
It was disconcerting if anything.

>>157639604
>>157639752
>>157639818
>>157639957

Nega-sarca is an admin, however they are not Yred.

t. someone who was talking to them while they were posting

>>157640272
I honestly don't care if he offed himself, the way he behaved painted a picture of a really dysfunctional person
I'm just amazed that someone actually broke through his shell and really got to him

Posting these for laughs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fCh6IVBQkt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u7S5B5iQfu

Can you communicate to over z sectors with grey mind speech?

>>157640267
>implying people play xenobio

>ling security memes the clown to death

WEW

>>157640363
Hate to tell you, but you're lying.
I know because I'm nega sarca and I clearly remember posting it all on my phone while lying in bed before going to sleep
At no point was I talking to anyone

>>157637765
>ce was a ling

>>157640369
I was so sad to find out termed didn't hang himself when everything seemed to point towards it.
You have no idea. I'm usually not an edgy person but it would have been right on this earth if it had happened.

>>157640405
it's fun if RNG lets you get a green slime early on

>>157640482
>typing all that shit in your phone
Fucking masochist

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>>157639172
>call some kid a smartass six times
>he has a mental breakdown and never posts again

really... makes you think...

>>157640369
>media is expired
I-it's ok, I didn't want to hear Sarca's faggy voice again or anything

>>157640619
Yeah it wasn't ideal
It was pretty fucking hilarious how defensive he got though
Man it's been a while since I even thought about it, I almost feel proud that I could rid the thread of something that had plagued us for so long
Now if only I cared enough to do the same for the current attentionwhores and people ruining the server
I wonder if someone could do the same to 2hotdogs

How are you going to celebrate 2000 issue reports?

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>>157640369

>>157640819
code in some more homestuck stuff and sink this ship for good

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>>157640871
>http://decompressed-comic.tumblr.com/post/148312421662/
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12093

>>157640778
But 2hotdogs is a nobody

>>157641004
You're right but he is particularly annoying when he shows up
He's also a sarca-like in that it's clear he's a pathetic person

>>157640819
masturbate and go to sleep early

What anime should I watch lads

>>157640778
2hotdogs doesn't have enough self-awareness to be driven off the general
just report, ignore, and wait for him to get fed up and go back to 9gag

>>157641208
Saiki Kusuo no Psi Nan

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>>157641208
Legend of the Galactic Heroes
Seriously, do it, it's the best show I've ever watched

How do you talk on your department radio without shouting out what you're saying to everyone around you?

>>157641208
jojo

>>157641663
Tell them to cover their ears

>>157641663
That's a bug, not a feature.

>>157641426
This has homosex in it.

>>157641830
No it doesn't

>>157641830
Just like ur butt

>>157641906
You'd know, love.

Idea for new chemical:
Mix hardcores and milk for a substance that makes taking >5 brute damage instantly break bones
However if you manage to endure this substance for 15 minutes, your bones become unbreakable forever

>>157641927
>put calciumcores in the chef's food
>punch people in the groin when they eat it
>outrun their crippled ass and do it again

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>trying to roll a specific item from a no-fruit pie

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>that pleasant-ass no-fruit roulette on the shuttle at the end

Holy shit that smoke grenade.

Roulette revolver added to the list of possible no-fruit cycles y/n?

>>157640173
>>157640267
add a xenobio ficki ficking an innocent blueslime and it would be perfect

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>>157641208

>>157642412
I really want no-fruit pie to be able to be cooked with a bluespace crystal and burned mess or something, to make no-fruit mess, which can roll any item in the code, but clicks 4x faster

>>157642294
>shift plauged with murders and most of the crew die
>shuttle comes and everyone crowds around the table of no-fruit like kids in a candy shop

its the little things

>>157642454
>cook no-fruit mess
>get sme crystal

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You're supposed to say what genre you like.

Trigun
.hack Quantum
Amagi brilliant park
Dead Leaves
Kyousgiga
Akagi
Binbougami ga
Gintama
Little witch academia
Mob psycho 100
Noragami
Barakamon

>>157641426
I really like the music for this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9cLuRVJbGY

>>157641927
I had an Idea for an engine that could act as a vacuum sucking up space dust and debris and converts it into electricity and a new chemical for forging new weapons.

I cant really think of a new weapon that hasn't already been done in game already.

I need to work on it.

>>157642509
>get gooncode
>ask admins for another no-fruit mess

>>157641927
Idea for new chemical:
Mix 2u "milk" and 1u "water" for 3u "nasty water"
Essentially metabolizes like milk, but deals extremely mild toxin damage
Overdosing at 15u causes vomiting

>>157642551
Milk and water make virus food I think

>>157642454
First of all, that list would be fucking ginormous. Like, it'd be a coding problem.
Second it'd have to be true random instead of a cycle to prevent people from gaming it and getting valuable loot.
Third, it'd probably STILL be too powerful to let players access outside adminbus.

But feel free to make a Feature Request and see what others thing about it, balance-wise.

Idea for new chemical:
It's something that makes bloodbags less ass

>>157642597
Remember that no fruit used to make 500MB txts?
Bet that shit would crash the server.

Idea for new chemical:
Mix water and sugar for a chemical called "Placebo"
It does absolutely nothing.

>>157642639
The problem is gay ass IV drip, DRIPS being a keyword

>>157642727
How needless, you can just make a literal sugar pill

>>157642576
Change it to 5u blood and 5u milk for 15u virus food.
And add 10u blood and (catalyst) 5u universal enzyme produce 7u virus food.

>>157642685
You're referring to the runtime logs, and that was because it cycled so fast, not because of the number of possible choices.

It was running into a playsound() error every time it played the click sound, and it played the click sound every time it cycled, and it cycled multiple times per second.

This lead to tens of thousands of runtime errors.

>>157642754
But sugar does things.

Placebo would do literally nothing.

>>157642782
does this mean when i make 80 no-fruit and bring all of them clicking through the entire station, that's a BAD thing?

>>157642814
Pure tungsten does nothing to humans, by any sane definition

>>157642814
Citalopram

>>157642852
The code was fixed so they don't runtime anymore, so go nuts.

>>157642873
>eating a pill of liquid tungsten

>>157642639
>quickly brings blood level to ~80%, doesn't work above 80%
>deals clone damage in exchange
Y/N

>>157638938
>>have you never seen the movie/video game tie in?
I don't think anyone did

>>157643062
also, alternatively: makes you gnarly hungry

>>157643062
No, basically requires cryo because rezadone is never around
Fuck cryo and people who rely on it

>>157642597
>>157642454
Do it, but make it hard to make, harder then potent hams

Just buff the IV drip and let doctors synthetize blood in a machine with cloneadox.

>>157643179
Could make it require a natural bluespace crystal, which are only found as occasional mining loot in abandoned chests.

>>157643214
>blood synthesis
PLEASE YES
ITS THE FUTURE WHY DO WE NOT HAVE ARTIFICIAL BLOOD

>>157643287
B-because muh cargo relevance! Please even botanists gave up on us being so useless ;_;

>>157642639
Super-Iron
1u Mercury + 1u Iron (catalyst) + 5u plasma (catalyst) produces 1u
Each 0.5u boosts blood volume by 1.9 and causes 1 brain damage

>>157643395
I'd sooner ask for blood donors than deal with cargo

>>157641208
Jojo

>>157643214
>>157643287
How to be a dick:
the blood synthesis machine only makes O+ blood

>>157643505
>O+ blood
You are an evil evil man

>>157643237
Yeah that could work, but you usually find a handful of them at a time which could make it overpowered for the lucky person who gets them.

We would need something else that is sorta rare to add to it

>>157643581
Well, think about it.
If the mess can have a huge variety of items, you COULD make five no-fruit messes, but they could easily be four screwdrivers and a clown mask instead of anything too overpowered.
Unless you limit the list to 50/50, shitty items and crazy-rare items, or something. That'd be interesting.

>>157642741
I used to make 50u pills back before the blood type option got removed. It was a lot less ass than drips.

>>157640267
I doubt most people remember that xeno-anything exists

>>157643684
See I was thinking the same thing, but you might get that one lucky fuck who gets some crazy admin item, or the guy who gets a hostile NPC.

I was thinking the last item should be something like the Gooncode, because you could get anything, so if people are willing to try and get all the items together just to waste the Gooncode to gamble on getting something good let them. Kinda like the cursed dice, except not as harsh.
Well unless you're unlucky

>>157644203
Maybe, but how often do you see Gooncode? There has to be a middle ground, I think. Some way that there are only 1-2 in a given round, but that doesn't require so much to go right.

>>157644307
Gooncode is that hard to get, its an appropriate challenge if you want to make something that could literally give you anything in the game, its also more like to be merged if its a one time created item per round, if you make it so you can make a few each round it could cause too much chaos, and most likely won't get merged.

That is if Clusterfack isn't a huge fucking faggot and would merge it anyways.
Also one of us would have to code it

Unban Dawhatthefox now!

Unban dattinderbox now!

No, ban ME right now!

>>157644682
>>157644710
Ckey??

>>157644731
Just use they're IP address.
You're a cop, right?

>>157644731
Pomf123

>>157644487
>>157644550
Why? You knew what you were doing was wrong. You've had multiple permabans lifted. Why should you get another chance to victimize the server?

>>157644796
I'm a regular citizen.
An ordinary Joe.

Captcha: close calle

>>157644550
you mean ban, he should be permabanned

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>>157644858
"Calle" is foreigner for "street".
Betchu didn even no that

>>157645095
>foreigner
You mean bullstaber incompetent military flamenco language, right anon?

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>>157645178
If by "bullstaber incompetent military flamenco language" you mean "foreigner", then yes.

>tfw noone ever comments on your static name
probably a good thing

>>157645163
"Street" is American for "street"

Bet you did know that because everyone speaks our language

>>157645163
>Not tally hall Banana Man
Shit taste.

>>157645635
Street's Muricah!'n for Avenue, dumbass

>>157645619
It is.

Unless people call you shitcurity, then its the best.

>>157645839
>tfw antag's booties clench and they spend the shift hiding cause they saw your name
A static with a bad reputation is the best

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>>157645746
>avenue
go eat a deep fried mars bar

>>157645968
It gives me so much joy to perma shitters and have them immediately go braindead. Its the little things, yknow?

>>157646369
Eh, I try to keep it down to the really bad shit. Nobody wants to be a sucked husk in space for an hour in what was their relaxation time after work. And people are gonan rub elbows getting stuff for their autism. People that fuck with sec get the boots to them though. Ain't 'nuff time in the world for nonantag antagging

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>When people praise your work

>>157646452
Shitters as in, the fags that break every single light in the station, go and lube every single hall, stun cuff everyone, remove shoes and make them walk over shards, steal PDAs, etcetera.

Harmbaton to those faggots, same with whoever was dumb enough to end up in jail 3 times in a row or deconstructs out. You get the curbstop hard from me of you do shit like that.

>>157646612
MAIM!

KILL!

BURN!

>>157646676
More of a tzeench kind of guy to be perfectly honest, but can't really argue they dont deserve a baton to the hands after fucking up so much.

>>157638326
Now you're talking to me.

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>>157646847
>tfw you see the rev/cult deconvert message and you know it's a deathmatch now to the bitter autismo in a space platform with comms end

>>157646847
>tfw stox them in the brig sleeper and drag them onto the rollerbed
>tfw pull out my handy dandy saw in a box
>tfw turn them into a meat puppet
>tfw proper surgical procedures aren't harmful if we're still on the griff lawset
>tfw sci is infested with retards and drooling retarded newfags that can't even read the wiki lately and they can't even kill themselves to get cloned for limbs

>>157641365
My man

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>>157645839
Being called shitcurity isn't good Slate. Follow my advice and become goodcurity.

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>>157646526
Who are you, Slate Slabrock?

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>>157648193
Nah just a poor MoMMI who shits an AME in the abandoned office almost every round.

>>157648082
Go to bed Solarious and find different anime girl pictures.

>>157647056
>>tfw you see the rev/cult deconvert message and you know it's a deathmatch now to the bitter autismo in a space platform with comms end


manifested ghost nerf when?

The only way to counter it is to call the shuttle the second there's a confirmed tome

You can ban all valid hunters, greytiders and powergaming hippie players BUT Sawbones quits forever, do you do it?

>>157648309
Perfect in every way!

>>157648309
>wanting to turn /vg/ into an even bigger high rp snoozefest
Nah, not a chance.

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>>157648281
It's morning in britistanbul

>>157648278
Well you deserve praise, well done spider not.

>>157648374
Cannot wait until you get rule 0ed for being an absolute obsessive shitposting nutcase.

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>>157648418
I haven't played in like a month, since the ban request against me. I'm just shitposting and trying to help people play better.

>>157648082
What's the actual advice?

>>157648302
I call ERT's then give out station overrun messages when they go down too

>>157648632
I gave a good list last thread.

>>157648418
>tfw shin got rule 0'd for being an absolute obsessive shitposting nutcase.
CLOCK'S TICKING!

>>157648649
Well we're clearly not there. Repost it.

>>157648529
avatar fagging is against the rules

>>157648807
Mods never care, I got banned for reporting one last time I did.

Green haired Devil?

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>seeking social recognition in a game where characters forget the events of every round on a server made by a bunch of anons

>>157648529
Here's to hoping you'll never play again because of how you're constantly acting crazy like sarca is leaving you on thin ice.

>>157648840
Slimefucker?

>>157648840
the blue haired devil...

>>157649661
The literally-who devil.......

>>157649186
Not social recognition but it feels good to get called useful and/or robust

But in these threads heroes become villains pretty fast.

>>157650091
>play sec
>be the only one who takes down antags, makes arrests and valids dangerous antags
>all others on my team die, often I'm the only one left
>nopraise
>some new shitter lands 1 taser shot of 4 on someone who wasn't even moving
>BEST SEC WIFU FUR LAIFU :333

The only issue with being called robust is that robusting others gets then more assmad than impressed. Especially in these current times.
The only way to get called robust is to fight a universal enemy (see: nuke ops) with some extremely shit gear and prevail against all of them

>>157650412
People never remember the good things you do anyway, you'll always be remembered for the one or two times you messed up.
Just look at every player the thread posts about, you never see anything good being sad, just negative things. This place is a culture of hate.

>>157637758

Doesn't he try to set up ERP sessions with every female static

>>157651089
yeah, somehow he's been successful with quite a few.

>>157648082
I ain't slate and haven't played sec in a month, at the least.

I'm the incarnation of angry sec, you'd know it was me from people angry about me in the thread.

>>157651198
the man who casts many lines will draw in more than the one with none

>>157637758
Who ?

This has to be one of the most confusing games I have ever played.
In a good way though, sick to death of all the straightforward "go there, click here, press these buttons". Finally a game that can not be completely understood (and become boring) in under an hour.

>>157651198
>tfw no other fag to make soft ERP with
Why play ?

>>157651453
You've only scratched the surface friend

Welcome aboard

>>157651453
Its complex in a lot of ways anon, stick with it, its worth it, trust me.

>>157651582
Including trying to understand the very complex dramas currently ongoing

>>157650878
This, good shit I do is constantly forgotten in a round or two. The assmad lasts literally for months if not years even when they brought it on themselves. It's pathetic.

>>157651808
That's the part that makes things /not/ worth it.

>>157651453
And it has a better UI than Dwarf Fortress.

>>157651453
Make a canister bomb that detonates in 15+ seconds or a 2/3+ dev one-tank bomb. Good times.

>Play decent sec all round
>Break and arm from slimes
>Captain kills me in surgery
>Retarded medical borg puts me to clone and forgets about me
>Sybill Mcfaggot clones his freind, puts him in cryo and steals all the loot from my body
>Then notices me who had been scrambling for 10 minutes
>Drags me around without internals
>Get on pods with retards who won't lay down
>Chef pushes me into the pod door and we all get spaced

>>157649289
Pretty rude Tbh, what did I ever do to you?

>>157650878
>>157652257
t. Bad players

Make the good more common than the bad and the good will be remembered

>>157652297
Haha, fuck no it doesn't.

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>>157636916
>Blob overmind event
>Print guns
>Keep asking for cap, hop and sec to come unlock them cause of the blob
>Takes for fucking ever
>By the time they do, the blob has too much resources and just macros the station into submission
T-Thanks clusterfuckup. But hey, you and all your little fag buddies can't get tased for being shitheads or murderboners in science. Totally worth it!!! :^)

>>157652343
>trying to get into pod
>someone shouts something about radiation genes, like that would be able to kill you during the minutes long trip home
>get assaulted by sec with deadly force, end up cuffed and left behind to die

>>157652293
I was being ironic
Dramas about waifus are entertaining, though

>>157652343
I was the chef, couldn't have ended better.

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>>157648676
How to be goodcurity
>Don't stun cuff to arrest at first, hail them and try to talk them into coming to the brig
>Don't execute, Perma or Borg
>Listen to your warden/detective and trust them
>Carry flashbangs and use them, very good weapons
>Don't try to stack sentences over 10 minutes, causes people to get angry and greytide harder when let out
>Learn to aim
>Make sure everybody has an SPS
>Don't get tunnel vision and focus on one thing for 15+ minutes, other criminals will escape if you're too distracted to notice their crimes.

>>157652418

Nigga that change got reverted go waterpotass like a champ

>>157652593
Are there any examples of goodcurity officers?
Pretty much all we seem to get in Sec is shitcurity.

>>157652593
who is that girl

>>157652728
The girl with a scottish name

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>>157652728
The only people willing to keep playing security despite all greytiding shitters are the power hungry and autistic shitters. Goodcurity exists only in theory.

>>157652787
I don't know

>>157652831
If you mean Ailsa he's alright, good at record keeping and interviews, good warden but can't aim and shouldn't play officer.

>>157652889
God dammit I swear I know her. I hate that stupid dog filter.

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How much roleplay is too much?

Be as detailed as possible

>>157652889
Yeah Aisla is nice.

Hey everyone, I updated this for the last time.
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=2617
Go steal some music from it.

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>>157652345
Naomi Williams/Solarious Gabriella is a lipstick applying waste of space who would rather have a slumber party as security than fight a deathsquad that was executing crew members in the hallways and he genuinely thinks he's a good player?
What a fucking joke. Get banned you shitcurity wannabe.

When people realize that they will never, ever have sex, they play SS13. True/false?

>>157653068
When it impedes the play of others. Unreasonable amounts of HoP paperwork, cargo charging for autolathe items or crates.

Emoting simple actions is usually too much unless it's for flair.

>>157653068
You should roleplay in the limits that it doesn't hurt non-rpers/light rpers playing experience
And the same in reverse

>>157653190
B A N. R E Q U E ST. I T


Oh wait You did and it didn't work. Not that it matters as I don't play anymore.

>>157653068
Walking instead of running because, god knows why.

Being a retard on purpose and being useless on important roles when you know how to play them.

Using some bullshit excuse about your character being scared to avoid fighting nuke ops and shit.

>>157653276
Then fuck off from the thread and stop posting in it, you fucking attentionwhore.

>>157653305
no

>>157653305
I'm trying to talk about the game and give newer players advice. Why are you desperate for this thread to be drama faggy shit?

>>157653264
>non-rpers
Define how you non-rp in a medium rp server?

>>157653476
I'm not desperate for anything, unlike you.
You aren't here to give advice to new players, you're here to draw attention to yourself. It's evident in the fact you KEEP bringing up who you are and that you don't even play any more, along with the blatant avatar-fagging.
If you were really here to just advise new players, you'd post in a way that drew no attention to yourself and not fucking reply to people like you do.
You're worse than Morena-tier, fuck off and die.

>>157653476
>Define how you non-rp in a medium rp server?
Greytiding. Validlusting. Screaming "cult" or "rev" in comms as soon as you can deduce it instead of waiting for evidence.
This server is far from Medium rp.

>>157653476
Not him, but most likely his non rp is the non ick ooc and ooc ick characters that indeed dont just yell at comm's they didn't get antag, and just play normally without rp gimmicks or anything.

Plain people in a space station, no accents, no bullshit, no ick ooc or ooc ick.

>>157653643
>oh I hate you so much I'm going to keep giving you the one thing you want

t. You

>>157653643
You keep bringing me up, I never say my Ckey and post all the time

>>157653709
This is my last post, don't worry about it.
>>157653732
And this is the exact same thing Morena said.

>>157653209
False, I started playing SS13 long before I realized that.

>>157653672
Or also antags having an absolute license to kill anyone and everyone, even it's nowhere near related to their objectives without uttering a word

Try to make it cool when you kill people

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>chef tries to kill a scientist with a deactivated energy sword

Anyone know what hair surfer uses?

whoever printed porn books is a hero and a saint

>>157654138
A loaded shotgun

>>157652402
DF has almost no UI.
I heard in some info class it was represented as "how NOT to make a UI".

>>157652593
Not bad, only thing I really disarree with is
>Don't try to stack sentences over 10 minutes, causes people to get angry and greytide harder when let out
cause if shit gets retarded I just kill and melt them or tell the admins to tell them to cool the fuck off to take a vacation.

>>157654117
>not bucklecuffing and slowly thwapping someone to death

>>157654203
It is still better than SS13's. It's also fairly standard fare for a rougelike, and as a result is about as difficult to use as vim.

Sound is broken, reset the serb

human genocide WHEN

>>157654609
so you're not the only one who is experiencing this?

>>157648676
Shin wasn't banned for thread shitposting, he was banned because he kept sending gay furry porn to pomf's email

>>157654765
Is Shin around? I want to see his taste in porn.

>>157655075
Hi Quills

>>157655129
Hi Ziigzuug

I've been playing spessmen for close to five years and I'm still learning shit.

Bless this autistic mess.

>>157655323
Not him though.

Return of best birb and second best birb when?

>>157654326
SS13 UI is bad only because of BYOND.

>>157655760
>autism

>>157655578
Huh, I didn't know that best was a synonym for cancerous shitter.

>>157655929
When all you have is shit, that little bit of stuff mixed in stands out.

>>157656052
Or maybe you should consider suicide.

>>157656240
But I fucking hate birds. Used to get in trouble for yelling at silicons to gas them the moment one acted up.

Doesn't mean I can't acknowledge some of them for standing out.

>Favorite job
>year and make of the vehicle you own or last one you drove
>do you obey the speed limit? How fast over it do you usually go

Sec officer
2008 Toyota corolla
At least 10mph over, can't get in a wreck if no cars are near me

>>157656573
You hate birds but you acknowledge and speak fondly of actual shitters in bird skin
what the fuck

>>157656645
>medbay
>red truck i dont know the make or model
>obey the streetlimit criminal scum

>>157656645
Atmos
2013 Kia Rio
Usually only 5 over if nobody is around.

>>157656689
Ziig goes along with literally whatever I ask him to do and Quills is just a chill memester.

>>157656645
Engineer
I think I drove a 2012 Ford Fiesta when I started learning to drive a car but I didn't go far with that.
I have never driven over 30mph.

>>157656867
are you a yurop or underageb&

>>157656645
sec officer
2015 Nissan xterra handles like a potato I regret everything
At least 5-10 over the limit, grew up in Dallas

>>157656645
Miner
1995 Grand Cherokee
I'd rather add 5-15 minutes to my commute than be a cripple

>>157657181
europe, I have no reason to drive a car and the lessons are mandatory and expensive, after doing like two I decided to not bother spending all the money on it and I just use public transport to get around.

>>157656808
they're both retarded memers

i bet you like pajeet

>>157657270
yeah I got you, when I lived over in britbongistan I just used buses and trains to get around. I honestly miss it, way comfier than fighting a bunch of cucks on the road every morning

>>157656645
Paramedic
A bike, probably from 2000 or something, it's an old shit but it still works, pretty sure the frame is the only part left from the original ones, everything else was replaced 3-4 times already
>speed limits
>mattering for bike overlords

>>157649186
>characters forget the events of every round
>not RPing that they dream these events and asking if other characters characters have dreamed these
>not just chuckling nervously when someone says you're being silly

ss13 is a social experiment

>>157656645
Engineering or Medbay.
1988 Ford Mustang, 2014 Nissan Altima
Between 5 and 10 MPH over, fastest I've ever gone is 120.

>>157657506
I told Hyun about the dream I had where she was a lesbian rapist

>>157657556
>she
Can you stop?

>>157657620
>spending your you's on this when you could be giving them to me

>>157657430
>guy i graduated with got his first bike our senior year
>2 years later he tried splitting lanes between a minivan and a pickup
>got knocked into an oncoming lane when the pickup tried to merge
>literally torn in half by another pickup
bikefriend pls obey posted traffic laws

>>157657425

The problem is that public transport breaks down hard when you get too far out from city centres; I can get to Manchester from London in about 2 hours, but getting a bus from where I live to my boss's office is well over an hour, while by car it's 30 minutes.

>>157657704
Nigga no worries, this is why I fucking stick to bike lanes and forests, I don't go yoloing over roads filled with cars, I'm not retarded.

>>157657620
Why does referring to a character as the gender of the character rather than that of the player piss people off so much? I just can't wrap my head around it.
Especially in an in-game context. I understand being a pedantic fuck when you refer to a female character with a male player as "she" when you're talking about something that happened OOC, but it makes no sense to complain about that in an IC context.
It's like getting upset at someone calling a book character "she" when the author was male.

>>157658050
Because you're not even referring to the character, you're referring to the player.

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>>157658050
People consistently respond to it and it's low-effort. Farming attention is more addictive than you think.

>>157657774
i live in a smallish collection of towns in the UK and are public transport is fine here. I can commute to London easily and get between all the town centers fine and rather fast. I guess it all depends on what Rail network or Bus company runs there.

>>157658080
In that context, it sure looked like he was referring to the character
Considering he said it was something he did in-game and used the character's name

>>157653190
>>157653305
>>157653643
>>157653784
I understand hating Solarious but can't you just ignore them, long autistic spergy posts is just as bad as being an autistic attention whore like her.

Let's talk about ss13

>>157658397
>telling other people to talk about ss13 instead of talking about ss13

I hope you are ashamed

What's a good job for a new player that isn't very mechanically good but enjoys roleplaying

>>157658397
But you can
unless you're just looking for an excuse to shitpost

>>157658397
Alright, ill start.

I love seeing hippie videos from other players since they seem to always have a ton of fun doing shit that would be shit down in 12 seconds flat here, like blatant cult runes in chapel and shit.

>>157658653
Bartender as long as you understand how to use your hands.

Botany, if you have a bro who isn't a fucker

Cargo if you venture out of the mancave or have coworkers that are actually worth talking to

HoP in theory, but if shit hits the fan you're expected to step up

>>157658653
Janitor, Bartender, even security isn't that bad if you have a good team.

>>157658653
Captain

>>157658735
>New people in cargo

please STOP it took me almost 20 minutes to get 4 crates I ordered at the start of the round

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>Tfw your mobile can't capture the beauty of the full moon

>>157658838
Hello Bartender from yesterday

>>157658838
n o s y m p a t h y

The fuck did you even need ordered at the start of the round that you couldn't find elsewhere

>>157658870
nigga are you high

this is space station general, not space from your backyard general

that's a nice picture though it'd look good if not for the shit quality

SERB!?

R E S T I N P I S S

Don't tell me the serb died

serbian dead?

New station idea
>Not a station
>It's a spaceship
>It moves from z-level to z-level of the engines are running.
That's the idea, Code it!

What was going on with the sound?

I could only hear bwoinks and explosions.

>>157658982
It was a really beautiful sight from last night, the full moon came out as the clouds parted, I just wanted to share. The entire sky was black and white, it was great.

>>157659043
IDEA GUYS GO AND STAY GO

>>157658838
This, it's so fucking frustrating

>>157658904
Meds (I'm not a faggot thief like you)
Guns (I'm not a faggot thief like you)
Quality food (I'm not a faggot thief like you)
Monkeys (I'm not a faggot thief like you)

>>157659058
If you paid fucknig attention, you'd have heard al lthe alerts for meteor waves

>>157659058
ICKYKEK