/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

First for husbandos

>SoC memes

>>157493191
who is best husbando?

ERP week WHEN?!!?!

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>>157493424
Never

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>>157493424
Soon

I've been away for a while
Did Elim get deadminned for feeding victims to antags as non-antag captain yet?

>>157493530
I feel like there's a reference there I am missing

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>>157494169
There's not, it's just a joke

>>157494169
Some abstinance thing where pomf is replaced with Jesus by the looks of it.

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Do you like my crab?

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USSR sweaters when?

>>157494669
Letters are almost impossible to define on a spessman shirt unless we used 64 x 64

What the fuck why did the thread get deleted

How to turn a whole water tank into holy water? Just saw a vampire

What chemicals does the Lethal Injection actually contain?
Could you make one yourself?

>>157496210

no

no

>>157496210
It has 40 units of chloral hydrate
It doesn't works

>>157494614
Thats nice

>>157495665
Officially a janitor went kamikaze and deleted a whole bunch of generals

>>157496118
Put an empty bag on your head and shout in OOC:

"WATER TO HOLY WATER"

>>157496118
Apply bible to tank

>revs confirmed like 20 minutes ago
>captain named dorito something had no helmet and just regular sec armor
why

>>157496398
i don't powergame
gb2 hippie

>>157496398
Are you implying that he HAS to dress in his full armor once revs are confirmed?

>>157496445
>>157496478
Why take the cap's laser gun then? :^)
People are going to try to kill you, you have a great fucking armor but you just decide not to wear it?
Doesn't make much sense

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Spurdo when?
Seriously, when?

>>157497680
Cluster removed it

How can I get into contact with morena-chan?

>>157497680
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/9578

>>157498802
Play as IAA and send a fax to centcom.

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>>157499035
Really makes the neurons fire to process information

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>be cargo rev head
>oh boy here we go
>convert my department
>run out and grab a hand tele, suit from engineering, and an emmiter
>order up da gunz, meet with another rev head, things are going well
>delegate tasks, cargo teams is to assassinate the CE
>me and a cargo tech sneak into engineering to ambush him
>hes not there, sabotage some systems to get him to come fix shit.
>its taking too long so we go looking for him
>find him in the bar, act casual waiting for our moment
>just our luck the bar is packed for once, decide to just gop for it
>blast him with lasers, fumble with the hand tele and get tussle with the chaplain who stole the tele
>end up stranded on the russian sat with my cargo bro the chaplain who is laughing his ass off and without the CEs body
>kill the chaplain out of spite
>cargo tech and I decide to just test our luck and fly ourselves to the station
>I grabbed a jetpack from the dead engi so I make it to the roid almost immediately, no word from the cargo tech
>back at cargo I try and hatch a new plan
>Get spotted in the hall with my bloody suit and wearing the ID of the missing chaplain
>AI locks down cargo, jaunt away
>as I'm making my way to dorms spot the captain
>decide its probably my last chance, take the shot
>bang, click click click
>the pistol I had only one bullet
>get in a small shoot out with our tasers before I run out of juice and get gunned down
>Fail to kill 2 heads, left my mate in space, and get promptly robusted

That has to be my worst antag run, almost slapstick.

>>157493360
>>157493360
Me

>>157499710
>sabotage some systems
It was bad luckthat the SME was set up.
You don't actually notice it is sabotaged or that the SMES are off until someone complains about not charging APCs

>>157500468
I actually dont think I cut the right wires anyway, honestly the entire run was a complete clusterfak.

>>157499710
I was the cargo dude, I looped round back to the sat somehow, when I got back I was in DEEP COVER as there was only one other rev.

I told the CE that I got hit by some rads hence why I didn't talk, and tried my damn hardest to lure them into space to kill em.

Would have done some more stupid shit like blow the shard or something if I was a revhead.

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IPCs when?

>be sec officer
>some guy says there is a borg/brain in the incinerator
>get there
>Mai Pai shots me twice with some guns but somehow fails
>after an akward fight i perma her
>detective brooks speaks about evidence and stuff when i already got her
>insists that it isnt enough
>perma mai pai and since i dont care too much about traitors i stab him in the eyes to experiment with the fork
>ends up dying
>singulo is loose
>surfer spends the whole round trying to get me arrested and i was dead
jokes on you faggot

>>157500617
The paramedic was a revhead too I think, was hoping he could pick up the slack, maybe organize my boys better.

>>157500871
>The paramedic was a revhead
If it was 2 rounds ago, no. I was just converted by the Mime, tried to sneak on the CMO but got my leg amputated, then killed in cold blood by shitcurity

I told them I was a rev in hopes to get briged, the bastards

>>157500823
Never

How do I be a better detective?

>>157500823
Fuck off back to bay shitlord

>>157501530
Ask Bateman or Solarious

>>157501541

ok meet me in dorms

>>157500837
>stabbing someone in the eyes after you perma them
Secban WHEN

>>157496210
it's just chloral. there are better things available for executing people

>>157496445
>walk out an airlock with just your internals to set the singularity up
>borgless AI is like "Dude what the fuck"
>"i dont powergame"
>freeze to death and die
>station goes dark for the rest of the round
>"fucken shiterz"

>>157499035
>could have changed it to "kaksoispiste de de de" or something since that's how it's verbalized
>nah let's just remove content

>>157501707
I don't think Solaripus plays anymore

>playing last night
>no idea whats going on, banana peels everywhere
>get mad because I cant find my id
>see the HoS trading mass amounts of guns from bird shitters, who like him for some reason
>no one the bird shitters like is good
>decide to take out the HoS, he's clearly a traitor, also I don't have my ID and I'm bored as fuck. The HoP was executed by firing squad for being a muslim and I have no idea how to get a new id short of murder. There's still a virus going around and im probably going to die soon anyways.
>collaborate with clown
>we rush security and attack HoS.
>both of us are shitters, instead of just me, our attack fails.
>mime is predictably beaten to death while I'm taken to the interrogation room
>get told the HoS bled out later, so mission accomplished. security guy wont believe me that he's evil though.
>I get forgotten in the interrogation room so I suicide shortly before I would have starved to death anyways
I need to ask though, since I had to go to sleep before I could find out - what the fuck was going on with that round. I was confused.

>>157503124
mime* not clown. The clown was murdered earlier for supposedly being behind the banana peel holocaust

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>>157503124
>http://game.ss13.moe/logs/

>>157503124
We didn't actually like the HoS, he was just soft-threatening us and offered to give us the vault in exchange for not just forcefully taking the guns

why is it that not one single ss13 server ever has had xenos that arent shitty OP? what is so elusive about making xenos that arent a complete fucking nigger to fight?

>>157503646

of all things xenos are your problem?

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>login
>turn off OOC
>turn off dead ears
>close thread
>leave discord
...
>put on some comfy music
>if any autists/waifus/shitters engage in a pointless conversation, just leave them hanging
>never play more than three rounds in one session

Is this the ultimate /ss13/ experince?

>>157503646
They're not antags, they're shuttlecall bus.
Now, anything with jaunt you have a point with.

>>157504547
>play more than three rounds in one session
How the fuck do you autists do it
I am completely drained after 2 hours of spess

>>157504547
No

>it's an "antags keep recalling the shuttle and guard it so the round will never end." episode

>>157505076
IC OCK

>>157504883
I used to play 12+ hours a day. Then i lost the drive to do anything so i just sit in the discord and meme

>>157505290
Shuttle and Centcomm announcements aren't ick you idiot, even players in lobby can read them

>>157505290
Unpunishable ICK OCK :^)

>>157505421
Did you play cargo or something?
I'm ready to fucking die after one long round in Medbay

I wonder..
why does the station only have rooms in 2 directions?
Why doesn't it have rooms into all four directions?

>>157505650
Medbay and chef/bartender

>>157504547
>>157505421
Do you happen to be an unironic autist? Because that's what you seem to be

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>>157505727

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>>157505421
Yred detected

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>>157505727
what????

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>>157505727

>>157506120
Why build a flat spess station instead of a cube?

>it's a cult, ling, traitor and alien round

>Brittany was an antagonist
this explains a lot...

>>157506543
I don't know ask colonial marines how having twenty fucking z-levels works out for them

>>157506543
>WhenYOUCodeIt.mpeg

>>157506543
Nigger cubes aren't 4D

>>157506543
Changing Z-level in BYOND is tedious and drain resources
Would be cool to have differents levels tho

1. Command
2. Brig
3. Service/living quarters
4. Medbay and Science
5. Cargo and Xenobio
6. Storage

With a whole new Z-level dedicated to Maintenance having possible access to the 6 levels

>Cookie from a banned account
yo wait what
I don't see any cookies in the source code, how do I steal this for my server?
I'm tired of evading faggots

>>157506756
5d spessmen when

>>157506543
>>157506694
>>157506946


honestly I wonder why the station doesnt have multiple levels, With ladders or elevators leading up and down.

>Bridge could be up top along with security, HoP, the bar and dorms
>mid level could be science, hydro, medbay, with arrivals and escape on either end and pods in between
>bottom level could be engineering, cargo, mining and storage.


Maint could be layered between each level and each storage room could be below their respective departments. hydro below kitchen below the bar with a dumbwaiter connecting all three and a central elevator shaft which is just a shuttle like polaris uses

>>157496210
like 40u chloral
no but you can make a pill form

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How much interest would there be in an alternative to Colonial Marines?

>>157507663
Try asking somewhere not loaded with /vg/pride faggots

>>157507437
While atmos piping would be easy to do and cables could likely be done with a bit of work, bombs/deconstruction would not be too hard, everything else would be a MASSIVE pain in the ass.
The atmos system would have to function in 3d and the players view would have to accommodate if there was a floor/ceiling and do it without making the interface even worse than it already is.

>>157507663

Depends. What would the alternative do better than the current shitshow that is colon marines?

>>157507758
Why are you even here?

>>157507663
Fuck off to TG

>>157507758
I plan on announcing some stuff on reddit soonish but figured this was a good place to start.
I take it CM is not well liked around here, is it the concept or the actual CM server/code/admins that everyone hates?

VOTE FAGGOTS
http://www.strawpoll.me/11435898
http://www.strawpoll.me/11435898
http://www.strawpoll.me/11435898

>>157508026
Representing /vg/station as the best ss13 station with the most features and best admins

Other stations can fuck off to their own websites, this is a thread for /vg/station only

>>157508192
I'm not arguing with you on that

>>157507663
okay well that depends
will you make major gameplay improvements? at the moment it's not that fun to play thanks to the shitty tickrate and fire rates on the guns.

>>157508091
It's the concept that it's not vg station idiot
Get it already?

>>157507372
Sekrit repo stuff

>>157507663
Didn't an alt CM show up after the leak or was that just talk?

>>157508091

The actual CM server, code and admins. A well done team PvP game would be neat.

>>157507663
A ss13 server where I can't call the clown a nigger isn't a server worth playing.

>>157502914
Neither of them do.

>>157508192
>Best admins

You dont even deserve a reaction image

>>157508160
But there is no FAGGOTS option

>service department
>not full of cute girls in maid outfits who only want to release your stress after a long day in spess
FUCKING
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>157508440
You shitposters say this all the time but can never actually give examples as to why our admins are bad
Or you just make broad generalizations with no backup

>>157508416
Then how can I become a good detective

>>157508502
You get autistic grey chefs and bird bartenders instead.

>>157508091
The concept is okay, the server is bad, the playerbase is terrible, the admins are a joke, the rules suck and the code needs to be started over.

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>>157508257
Its based upon the FP codebase, it already has quite a few changes. For one the ship has droppod banks and several smaller shuttles that can move between LZs created on a planet.

>>157508537
I'll help you if you play.

>>157508091
the concept is novel and COULD work
it doesn't work well as-is because apophis is a tard and the development staff don't have their priorities straight

>>157508374
The original CM threatened legal action and had BYOND take it down, never mind that it's GPL.
Same deal with the github leak, though someone else put that back up afterwords.

>>157508603
Bird bartenders are fine if they're cute grills

>>157508676
desu based upon what I've seen in the leaked code I dont think they really HAVE a dev staff.

>>157508502
I'd do this but I thought you guys hated it desu

>>157508656
Dropped

>>157508537
I'm Solarious, what are your main questions or do you have no idea at all?

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>>157508807
>molotovs fuck up atmos for the whole server
>how do we fix it??
>I know!
>RULES: DON'T USE MOLOTOVS OR I BAN U
>WE'RE STILL TRYING TO GET THEM REMOVED
They can't even comment out an item

>>157508502
I dress up in a maid outfit but I just end up stressing everybody out more

>>157508807
they have like four people at most and their lead guy seems to come and go with the weather

>>157509119
Get out Slurp
All I want are some cute boys in maid outfits!

>>157508998
I know how to play, but I've only caught one perp. I always follow The false leads, and most of The time there just isn't enough decisive evidence.

>>157508656
try to make it actually fun to play and not just "atmospheric"

>>157508656
>hanger
What's your fucking problem?

>>157509119
ERP allowed for service staff WHEN?

>>157509367
Name in game? I'll join as assistant and try to help you when I see you as Detective.

>>157508091
See, the gunwank is top tier, great shit, admins are a joke though, playerbase is generally shit, and the general code is a joke.

Their atmos system is pathetic, tick rate is hot garbage and its rules are the kind of shit that killed bloody falloutstation.

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>Doorcrushing nerds in medbay.

Is there anything more satisfying?

>>157509440
What is your version of fun and how far is CM from it?

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>>157509825
>mfw cockblocking a rogue borg with flash powder

>>157509825
>spawn as mouse
>just dance around
>all those people who try to kill me
>manage to make it unto the shuttle in the bridge
>some faggot uses telekinesis to fling stuff at me to kill me

why is everyone so valid hungry?

>>157510040
>play as mouse
>everyone trying to kill you
fun & exciting
>play as mouse
>absolutely fucking nothing happens besides one guy patting you once and maybe some vapid slut picking you up and just playing the game normally with you in their backpack
shit

>>157509367
Don't be afraid to shoot people, for fucks sake. It's why you're given a gun. I fucking hate having to drag a dead detective out of maintance knowing later they'll steal a hardsuit and waste it dying because they're not shooting someone again.

>>157509825
Slipping a clown with his own PDA repeatedly?
Being a ling and going by completely undetected?
Being traitor as solo sec?
Hacking a manns drink, getting sour surprise, transferring it to a cola can and killing everyone without a single suspicion?
Being stealth ops and being able to completely go undetected and blow the nuke before anyone can even detect it?
Not being a borg?
>>157509883
Not him, but CM is limited by its community, retarded admins and oftentimes bullshit aliens, no?

I mean, the constant spitter ones, your helmet only deflecting one facehugger at best, always one nigger with AP rounds that aims for the fucking head instead of the chest and the fags who never allow for Revolver Ocelot to be viable, admins being bitches, its code being generaly shit and never even bothering for atmos, tickrate is shit, but beneath it all, the gunplay is decent enough that people bear with it.

Remove the cancerous fags, improve code, get better admins, and ta da, you made colonial marines not suck ass.

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>mfw this recent wave of scrubs doesn't just pacid the disk when ops are confirmed

>>157509119
kill yourself, maid dresses are for faggots

>>157510572
Are you familiar with what the disk does when destroyed?

>>157510572

The disk respawns when destroyed you fucking mongoloid

>>157510572
the disk will just respawn, you can't bring it to another Z-level either

>>157509883
I get that marines are designed to lose most of the time but it would be a lot more bearable to play as one if you weren't just plinking around with shittier versions of the gearbox software game's weapons and spending most of your time in paincrit.

like I don't know who thought they should make an iconic automatic weapon into a clunky hunk of shit that's about as slow as the shotgun but they're clearly not cut out for this whole game design thing

>>157510463
>pacid
>in a drink
>killing anyone

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>>157510738

>>157510223
How is petting a mouse and keeping it in a safe place shit?

>>157510834
Forcefed the clown 20 units of it once, instant dead.

Seriously, regular soda with 20 units of polytrinic, works wonders

>>157509569
Harvey Kekbaum or Surfer Brooks

I appreciate it, thanks! Really I just need to know better investigative stuff. The mechanics of how scanning and print checking works I all get.
>>157510349
If you see a guy in maint, and he keeps moving close to your character and not speaking, is that probable cause to shoot?

>>157510912
because the mouse is getting probably the most boring gameplay experience by being a backpack PAI with zero PAI abilities

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>>157510661
>>157510670
>>157510706

>1/3 people don't get obvious bait

>>157510738

>1/4 people do

holy fuck this server's playerbase has degenerated

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12182

I hope you enjoy having to hunt down ten goliaths to upgrade your hardsuit every round.

Also skinning them makes them useless in battle now so you can't even use them as pokemon afterwards.

>>157510763
>I get that marines are designed to lose
The admins only play as Xenos.

When the marines get their shit together, the admins threaten to ban them.

>most of the time
Marines only win if none of the Xenos can be assed to go Queen.
Which is surprisingly often.

>>157510998
say ":s Wierd guy in maintance" before you do and then you have an alibi for when admins check logs when the caught antags goes "waaaaah why did he shoot me?"

>>157511112
Mate you wouldn't believe how retarded people can be about this game
Some people still think hardsuits block cryo, TO THIS VERY DAY
>>157511123
Like melee resistance was worth a damn

>>157511249
A fully upgraded hardsuit has 90 melee resist. You can take on an esword user with only your fists and win.

>>157511112
You should see the admin helps, it physically pains me

Sorry about your digits

>>157511324
Are you being ironic?

>>157511123
NO
O

>>157507859
you could make it so each level has its own atmos substation

not really immersive though

>>157511123
>clusterfack being so salty he brings up lockboxes in completely unrelated PRs
how much of a faggot can one even be

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>>157511123

>mfw spergy sarcastic friendless miner autists getting fucked in the ass

Enjoy spending 30 minutes on your pukimens and dildoing yourselves with your diamond drills :D

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>>157511152
>I was just straight up being lied to this whole time
cool
I guess that explains how the xenos get away with all that erp

>>157511152
>When the marines get their shit together, the admins threaten to ban them.
this lmao
when the mins aren't busy jerking off as predators they're whining that someone kicked their fucking ass because WAH MUHREEN SHOT ME WHEN I THREW RAPE CRAB AT HIM BAN HE

WAH SURVIVORS SAID ALIUMS WIPED THE COLONY AND ARE PAST THE RIVER, AND THEY WENT PAST THE RIVER AND KILLED US BEFORE WE WERE ALL ANCIENT SPITTERS WTF BAN

>>157510040
Was there a phazon mech in the room too?

>>157511745
yeah it was that time, and another phazon blocking the door

>>157511882
lol then get wreckt faggot

>>157511123
there aren't even 10 goliaths on the roid

>>157510349
>shooting
Please disposal yourself in Virology.
The shitty revolver literally has no stopping power.
You're better off pushing them and bashing their head in with a random item you find

>>157512212
>he doesn't know

>>157511123
I'm fine with this, but it'd be nice if you could butcher living things.

>>157511123
>cluster merges it in the middle of debate on the topic
Holy FUCK
HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>157511123
>but muh exploits was FUN
>but almost noone used muh exploit but me and everyone else who does
lmao get fucked

>>157511123
Oh no muh exploit!

>>157512290
might as well nigger a real taser

>>157511123
>discussion in the PR is in favor of the PR
>PR gets linked in the thread
>all the literal whos spam :-1: but don't say anything
>WOW LOOK THEY MERGED SOMETHING WITH MORE THUMBS DOWN THAN UP
:^)

:o)

>>157512593
How fucking delusional do you have to be to think that's what is in that PR
Literally the first comment is against the PR

>>157512743
That's what's known as "the one loud asshat that doesn't want his exploit taken"

>>157512743
So what?

>>157512842
>exploit
There's literally nothing exploit-y about what the PR changed

>>157512593
It had more thumbs up than thumbs down when it was merged

>>157512930
No it didn't

>>157512853
>so what
The discussion in the PR is not in favor of the PR
In fact overall it's a few people who don't care and one guy who really cares, there's barely consensus either way, and regardless of your stance it shouldn't have been closed OR merged yet.

I want Lizelle to strip search me!

>>157512908
>make asteroid mobs with loot that drops on death
>years later some dumbfuck adds muh pokeymans
>through a combination of items players can effortlessly grind the mob drops to max
Literally
Nothing
Wrong

>>157513004
I don't see you coding an alternative, do I, you entitled bitch?

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>>157513185
Sprok0 already did the coding, man. It's an argument of whether or not it should get merged, which I have no stake in

>>157511123
Brought to you by the same person who brought you the lockbox buff

>>157513618
if you think lockboxes are fine as-is you're kind of an idiot desu

>>157513285
>waaah I don't want to do anything but complain
Get what you sow nigger

>>157513032
your wish shall be granted

D U R A N D
U
R
A
N
D

>>157513778
kill yourself Lizelle

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>>157513896 https://youtu.be/e3W6yf6c-FA

>>157514037
your wish shall be granted

I thought it was revs

AYY

>>157513757
Better than "LOL U WANT GUN FUK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

>>157514163
>a device designed to keep guns out of the wrong hands proceeds to keep guns out of the wrong hands
WOW THIS IS BULLSHIT

>>157514104
Nope just greytide shitters

>>157514085
my fucking jam

>>157514163
>science should get a near infinate amount of overpowered guns past 10 minutes
no

>>157514234
But it didn't keep guns out of the wrong hands

>>157514302
No
cargo should

If i had gotten the durand working and armed would it have been able to crush the xenos menace? I've never seen a war mech in action before.

>>157514451
Xenos shit all over mechs because they have no click delay when attacking them

>bring one dead/crit guy to Medbay
>Blood level <70%
>Into the cloner it goes

Every single time.

>>157514505
Shit.

>>157514524
>playing as a doctor
>someone brings a body
>Scan him
>can be defibbed just need to fix some internal damage
>other doctor rushes in
>scan him and then drag him away to the cloner

this is why I don't play medical anymore

>Want to build a comfy bar
>Shitbird keeps trying to steal pun pun
>Can't leave to go get metal because of the risk
>Run out of beanbag shells, lock pun pun in the beer closet and risk it to go get regular shells
>Grab some metal and order some shit while I'm there
>Come back and the birb is fucking removing the counter
>Someone else welded into the back room to steal my bandoleer
>No power and everything is pitch black
>Birb tries to steal pun pun for like the 8th time, holding it's nitro in hand for some reason
>Trip it and disposal its tank
>It tries to kill me, shoot it and tell it to fuck off
>It stands there throwing shit at me for like five minutes instead of going to get more nitrogen
>It dies
>Arrested for killing birb
>Sec don't give a shit because it's just a bird lmao, released immediately
>Get back, bird is alive and starts attacking me
>We both die
>Get cloned, go back to bar and pun pun is gone
>Bird shows up and starts shouting about its nitrogen
>Interrogate it about pun pun
>"I WASN'T GONNA KILL IT I JUST WANTED TO LOOK AT IT"
>Shitbirb(Virlogist)
>Tell it to fuck off and it eventually does
>Go get a shitload of bullets to hunt for whoever stole pun pun
>Walk into maint, take three steps
>"A flash of light bla bla bla"
>Vamp starts the succ, had internals on and people were looking for all the dead guys with internals on in maint so didn't mind
>CARP
>Me, the vamp and everyone looking for people die
>Come back as alium
>Open door, go crit
>Ten minutes later wake up
>Walk onto shuttle, slip and go crit until round ends
REMOVE BIRBS

>>157514451
It's always funny to see a mech try to kill a nest on it's own.
>MUDAMUDAMUDAMDAMUDAMDAMDAMUDA

>>157514714 Ask RnD for a flash.

>>157514767
did you tell sec that the nigger vox was going to steal your monkey?
Let sec kill it so you dont have to

>>157514714
It feels really rewarding to strip a patient from the grasp of death, it's a bit stupid that everyone just toss 'em into the cloner without any second thought

Blood bags rarely if ever see any use

>>157515027
I miss the infinite bloodbag glitch honestly, it made everything so much easier

>>157515027
I prefer to use iron pills if they're alive.

>>157515027
That's because bloodbags take longer than cloning

Medbay really needs a way to claim a patient

Maybe scanning their ID with a health scanner adds a box on the medhud that shows as claimed, maybe a red and white X?

>>157514505
that was fixed
Cult constructs and such though still have that

>>157515571
>he doesn't uses his PDA to scan

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>>157515571

>scanning their ID
>giving a patient more attention than putting them in the magic microwave

>>157514302
>waaahhhhhhhhh science has guns
>while cargo orders an infinite supply of guns

Don't like science having weapons? Play sec and break into RnD, shitter. Thats how cargo guns are stopped.

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>>157516203

>trump voter

>>157514505
that was fixed, combat mechs shit all over xenos.
mech punches are one of the few things that can stun them

>>157516203
>break into RnD
>Thats how cargo guns are stopped

???

>>157516464
>too stupid to read
>supports retarded changes to the game made by moron that never plays

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www.strawpoll.me/11436758

>>157516203
>he thinks he can stop cargo
>meanwhile there's a secret stash of weapons in the asteroid and miners are collecting their pokemon for the eventual uprising

>>157516676
Old people are cool please vote for them

>>157516684
>he thinks he's being funny and making memes
>he's spending a saturday night thinking up this stuff and congratulating himself for his posts

>>157516676
Uh that isn't a spess realted picture please don't post it again

>>157516676
I like black hair the most because my real life crush has black hair

>>157516676
As I am a space phaggot, I will answer as if it's for a guy.

>>157516353
Consider the record corrected

>>157516676
>White from old age
>From old age

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>>157516912
Quality post.

>>157516676
Where are the quills and bald options

>>157516676
The technical term is "dorito haired"

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>>157517045

cute af desu

>>157517045
Post the one of 3 girls and one is laughing. You have the one.

>>157516938
>look mom I posted it again!

>>157517045
I seriously hate that game's, or whatever the hell it is, artstyle

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>>157517175
?

>>157517323
I seriously hate you, faggot

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>>157517175
You mean GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS?

>>157517329
Three girls. One is shooting finger guns.

>>157517159
This is a completely unnecesary comment, that adds nothing and causes no discussion.
On top of that, it is not related in any way to the game of this general.

>>157517435
Thank you!

It reminds me of an old meme I saw in these threads.

>>157512392
>>157512457
>things that I personally dislike are exploits because I say so

>>157517329
>>157517435
I do not mind laughing smug sluts™, but these make me sick

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>>157517436
>>157517575

You said laughing you nigger

>>157517435
>>157517329
>a few months back when this got translated finally
That was a good day, my dick was in pain by the evening

>>157517175
>>157517436

>girls

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>tfw know how to lag the game till the server crashes using a single item
vote for another purge, i dare you.
I'll show you TRU POWAH

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>>157513757
How dare you insult our glorious host like that.

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>>157517416
I understand why you feel that way towards me

>>157517848
Why not do it now and every round and kill this god forsakened server for good?

>>157517961
cause i dont feel like ban evading

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Forced skeleton only rounds for halloween when?

>confess my homolust for my husbando
>he thinks it's a joke
>makes gay jokes the rest of the round
>can't work up the nerve to tell him i'm not kidding
Why do only the stupid whores get attention
How do I get senpai to notice me
Please respond

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>Useless Janiborg gets blown by a traitor
>Accuses the AI and starts calling him a cuck

Get fucked borg. I would have blown you up myself if I knew you'd react that way.

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>>157517740

please I beg you

you know what I need

>>157518074
I feel you IRL anon, I make so many jokes that actually admitting unironic homogay for people is impossible

>>157518123
An active father figure?

>>157518123

Good luck you lazy fuck
>>>157489468

>major mining balance change
>gets merged in just a few days
>surprise surprise, once people actually know it exists the dislikes outweigh the likes

Why would Clusterfack merge it so soon? Doesn't he know that most people don't check the Github every single day?

>>157518074
you make me your husbando obviously

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>>157518236

my dad got me into futa

btw we should nerf stuns

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>>157517865
C h i c k e n

>>157518334
what's the change now? i didn't see anything in the server changelog

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>>157518502
>my dad got me into futa

>>157516353
How is that relevent at all?

>>157518575
Nothing, people are just bitcihng about hypotheticals because they don't understand the work coders put into things and just bitch and complain for no reason

>>157518575
>>157511123

>>157518049
SANTA GOBLINS

CHRISTMAS FOR EVERYONE, CLOWN GETS LUBE CHEMSPRAYER, ASISTANTS GET CAP IDS, MECHANICS GET 700 PLASTIC, AI GETS ROBOCOP, BARTENDER GETS 12 SHOTGUNS, CARGO GETS DOSH.

MERRY HALOWEEN

>>157518631
Hi cluster.

>>157518631
>coders know best
>never question the coders
>coders can do whatever they want and you're ungrateful if you don't want to eat their shit

Maybe you should go to TG. I hear they've got a nice little peasant village at the bottom of their codebase's ivory tower.

>>157516353
wrong board you mong
you're being paid to post on >>>/pol/

get back to work or I'm calling your boss

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speaking of strawpolls
vote if you haven't already
I need to datamine you nerds alright
http://www.strawpoll.me/11428611
http://www.strawpoll.me/11388803
http://www.strawpoll.me/11388803

>played at least 12 rounds the past couple days
>finally get antag role
>be medbay
>medbay goes boom, somehow survive
>try to help some people out
>second boom in medbay, die
FUN

>>157518947
>get antag
>try and help some people

You get what you deserve. Maybe baystation's more suitable for you

>>157512972
It actually did, 6-4

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>>157518502

>>157519085
I was going to explosive implant anyone who came in injured then passed out, wanted to do a big boom once everyone was on the shuttle. Being antag does not mean KIL KILL KILL KILL

>>157518905
Ewin Vangriff was a typo, it's Edwin

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>>157519085
>ss13 should be TTT in space

>>157518905
>posting the husbando poll where yahir was obviously proxied

>>157518905
>only 2 dfc
>majority voted for the penis probably just to meme and not love for girls(male)

You faggots have poor taste

>>157518905
>no tall and athletic
come on now

>>157518947
>get antag 2 times yesterday
>both came we at really bad times so the first one I had to ask an admin to de-antag me and the other I had a bit more time to go butcher chef but slipped on a banana after three kills and got my shit pushed in

>>157510040
>be chaplain
>Going to ask HoP for all access so I can spread the glory of god in all workplaces
>HoP being a shitter and not showing up
>fucking mouse is in the hall
>who let this vermin on board god's station?
>drag it to the chapel for purification
>try to throw it into the crematory
>it runs away squeaking at me
>it's hiding under my desk and the chairs in the chapel
>tryin to hunt the little nigga
>janitor comes in
>we use a pincer attack and corner it
>I drag it out from under a chair and bash its head in with my bible
>space carp smash through the windows
>janitor and I fly out and die
>the mouse is laughing at us in deadchat
>learn that mice can be player controlled
Oh god I felt so bad for killing that mouse

>>157519516
Mouse station 13 is the comfiest desu

>>157518905
>no morbidly obese option

Pls

>>157518905
WHERE IS CHUG ON THE HUSBANDO OPTIONS

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>>157517865
>pomf says RNG is bad
>NOPE HE ACTUALLY MEANT LOCKBOXES ARE FINE AND GLORIOUS

>>157520151
you what
he posted that in the lockbox pr after it was merged

>>157520289
Yes, he specifically said "this PR is bad because RNG is bad" and goes on to repeat that point.
Not "this PR is bad, lockboxes were fine".

When was the last time we heard from pomf? Is he still homeless?

>>157520424
He was in the thread yesterday.

>>157518123
"Rondo Duo" thats all the help you get.

>>157520649
I want the translation patch you fucking dumb peice of shit?
How can you make such a brain dead post?

>>157520904
You're phrasing everything as a question?
Why do you talk like this?

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>>157520904
>hurr I cant use google spoonfeed me waaaaaaaaaah

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>>157520904
>you fucking dumb peice of shit
>peice

>>157520904
kek anon i thought you were asking on another thread and i posted it there
good luck finding it considering you have autism

>>157521013

fucking anime posters I swear to fuck

give link

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>>157521608
Eat shit and die babby

Why do windoors still have ridiculous amount of HP?
Why can you still not hack windoors open?
Why don't windoors drop airlock electronics when they require one to be built? Is it intended that you need to get another chip to repair any windoors?

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>Play security
>Have some nice rounds, taking down criminals and fighting the good fight against team antags
>the effectiveness of my security team draws asspained redtextees to come do shitcurity down the line and newfags who know I'll come save their ass when they get tricky pricky'd or something
>shitcurity starts to go into full effect because of asspained and newfags
>Tard officers not using comms, going rambo lone wolf and fucking dying, WHY IS SET TO ARREST???? to a confirmed murderer/ling/vamp
>defending vox raiders, wizzys and other antags
>eventually the crew starts to riot against security, going maximum dindu muffin mode
>to the point where the real antags get away scott free because so many asspained civvies are griffan sec by taking up all their time
>embrace shitcurity for a while
>Eventually when i arrest people they just fucking ghost or just SCREAM bloody murder the entire time no matter how you try to reason with them
>get gray hair
>quit spess for a month or two
>shitcurity officers tired of geting robusted and shat on stop playing sec
>crew settles down and does their job again
>crew becomes docile and team antags run rampant
>rise again to repeat the cycle
This is the HoS life.

>>157521880
When you code it

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>Uploading a law that tells the AIs to destroy the entire station if humans aren't on it

Playing with fucking fire here

How can surfer girl be such an uptight security, and then be a greytiding shit also

>>157521880
>Why do windoors still have ridiculous amount of HP?

What? They got less hp that the material it costs and any assistant can break one in 10 seconds.

>>157521967
i dont know, why are you, self shilling faggot?

>>157521981
Have you tried bashing a windoor ever? Shit has at least 3x the health the glass is made from

>>157521967
Because he's a fucking moron.

>>157521967
How can Sawbones be a good admin when he's been permabanned more than I can count on two hands?

>>157521880
Windoors are made of 5 reinforced glass, the combined HP is just over twice of regular windows, plasma windoors are fucking robust though.

>mess with clowns shit
>he ends up ghosting as im dragging him around
>get pm from admin

Is crybaby

>>157522169
That just means he knows the rules very well.

:^)

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>>157522637
Drop a bomb in the room

>>157522528
Everyone who gets arrested by sec should become a sec officer, anyone sent to permabrig is the new HoS.

>>157522373

kek clown who can't take a prank

nothing worse than that

unless by 'mess with his shit' you mean stripped, chloraled and dismembered

>>157522079
It costs 5 glass

>>157522817
Took his shoes, thats all.

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>>157522373
>>157522817
Actually this makes total sense. Im new here/to this game, but from what Ive seen over half the Clown players are just people who wanna do greytide assistant shit without risking a ban for it - in other words, exactly the kind of people who can't handle a bit of their own medicine

>>157522637
>those vox names
fucking niggers appropriating my bird culture and not even doing it correctly
*aflap

>>157521880
Also you can't deconstruct them unless you have access to them

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what did he mean by this?

>>157523034
I'm Okktorok, give me a more aesthetically pleasing name that is not just shitty gibbrish. I tried using random bird names, I really did

>>157522637
We were 'celebrating' a dead engineer
world fuck full of sadness

>>157523010
yeah, birdniggers and clowns who just use their job as an assistant but with special exceptions are the fucking worst

vox traders should trade shit and open up stands and make gud deels

clowns should do clever shit that makes people get frustrated and then laugh it off (clowns who are also just a flat out annoyance are fine too, but good clowns should always strive to innovate with their pranks)

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>Play lifeweb
>solo migrant
>trekking around looking for the fort
>turn a corner
>some chick taking a massive shit
>my dude instantly vomits, which is a stun
>she pushes me down and throws me into the shit, laughing at me and kicking me in the dick
>get disease from all the shit on me
>get the succ while im stuck in this massive pile of excrement
>flesh begins to rot as i cum
>disease in full swing
>die
what the fuck is this game