SC2 General

>the janny initiation to clean up scv is happening again

make a general >>>/trash/

we should just go back to /v/

why

umm no we will not be broken!

hiro tried to implement an auto janny and it's just deleting everything

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it's not just us. the janny seems to be going crazy

HI GUYS *waves at u*

WHATS UP

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looks like tkopa jr had another mental breakdown after realizing he did it for free

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>>157490229
shhhhhhhhhhhhh!

if you make even a single off topic post the janny axes the thread

STARCRAFT

i had no clue mods had a manager
does this means there are no mods rn?

so, about neeb..
would u fuck him?

okay we're safe

anyways yeah im staying home on a saturday night......watching hockey and placing some bets heh!!!

"MS. CLINTON: Well, I think their traditional policy has been close to what you've described. We don't want a unified Korean peninsula, because if there were one South Korea would be dominant for the obvious economic and political reasons.

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>>157490663
no

scarscar though...

there's nothing more on god's green earth i'd rather do than stick my dick in her fauxgina

ms clinton should F the F off

we created the korean problem

witcher 3...

>>157491023
why is scarlett so lewd?

Trumpkins: Please explain how war with Russia under Hillary would be worse than handing control of our govt over to fascists.

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*k-chills*

>>157491213
hillary is the fascist

>>157490953
based

one of us

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>>157491137

say it with me :

i am with her

>>157491669
it with me

i am with her

you typed that
not said it

kenzi is tweeting whitey ow pros and they're all ugly...

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im with her

>>157491796
shocking

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janny def doesn't ladder

i thought overwatch was the greatest game of all time for 2 months and now i cant even j/o to the girls

it sux

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>>157491796
azk is cute

im with her

>>157489308
Frankly as shitty as your OPs are, you deserve to be purged also shitty game

we're with her

>>157492270
we are

i'm with him

>>157492374
-1

>>157492374
comedy gold

>>157492374
-1

>>157492374
+1

>>157492492
thanks

>>157492492
-1

The email associated with my battlenet account is fucked. Can I do anything to transfer my game code to another email?

>>157492374
-1

>>157492573
yea

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im with him

>>157492525
Thank Freedom not me :_:7

i just sit in my room and giggle at all the little scv posts all day long :)

a happy boy

>>157492573
acquire Blizzard

>>157492657
how? help me plz I'm a noob with computers

we need to do something about ctr

>>157492792
well first things first buff coco bandicoot

>>157492748
cute o_O

>>157492792
less money per impression?

im with myself

>>157493117
-1

i want to hack *hacks the scv mainframe*

woah shes in

>>157493372
I'm not interested in your pegging fetish.

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Did I make it?
Nice!
Now we can finally talk about anime and starcraft normally without all those unspeakable pollutions

Right friends..?

you call this ICE? literally 40 seconds in and out

https://www.amazon.com/Espresso-Leather-Person-Chairs-Dinette/dp/B00UKXVNSU

yay or nay?

a fartooner is no friend of mine unless he posts really lewd anime girls

>>157493645
just use the floor

>get cheesed in tvt on apotheosis
>end up behind 2v4 base
>lift main to gold when mined out
>he only builds mmm
>siege my tanks between his gold and nat
>he runs every unit into the choke
>loses
gonna pray extra during the christian livestream today

>>157493572
sickzii~

>>157493869
hes not that perfect cboy

>>157493974
HOT

>>157493974
me on the left sickzii on the right

singing is hard

It really should be moved to s4s or something though

>>157492573
help me plz I want to buy lotv

>>157494439
+1

>>157494150
BIG

>>157494452
>>>/s4s/ is a little too good for us imo

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>>157490530
>rn

baka

wtf senpai

>senpai

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>>157493974
Stop

still can't say family but cuck is fine
baka

>>157492573
ask blizz support

>>157495008
i can't log in because my old email got nuked. they want to send a code to confirm it but i can't access it

ohana means family~

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/sc2/topic/20749726148

>>157495137
dicey

>>157495001
It's all good faⅿ

stop killing the thread with your starcraft shit

>>157495504
think I'm just gonna have to call them, hopefully that goes well

fukkin plonkah

>>157495513
damn faⅿ

>>157495612
yeah good luck

sup farn

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>>157495174
I really hoped they'd give us some kind of surprise in blizzcon
At least don't announce your stupid idea and changes so often so I can keep my false sense of hope..
alas..

>>157495174
bring carriers back!!

wait did they remove carriers o.o

KT and SKT are all disbanded..

>>157496220
i don't think so ???

now maru will dominate

>>157496220
well if they're severely underused would that be considered removed?

>>157496220
not but they're trash...

what would make you go stupid mode and lose your modding privilege on one of the biggest sites on the internet

moderating scv will do that to you

>>157496694
doing it for free

what happened?

>>>/qa/767588

janny died

>>157496238
source?

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where has HBT been the last few days?

i miss our aussie wossie

>>157496991
o_O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T43GCV5EtKI
incredibl

>>157496991
lol shit generals wish tehy were us

actually dmc4 is shit

>>157497753
actually it's the best in the series

>>157497563
im not impressed

*rents a ps2 game from blockbuster*
heh, time for a sick weekend

>>157497906
you're just too braindead to appreciate the mechanical skill that takes

*continues eating*

>>157490284
lel

someone should just start handing out smallpox blankets to the migrants

>>157499114
sluts with aids are already volunteering to fuck them
nothing to worry about

>>157498005
I don't even nostalgia to it games were ass then too

i just woke up

what happened??

nothing happened

>>157499237
go back to your room, sweeetie. daddy just had a bit too much to drink again

>>157499234
aids takes too long and they can take meds for it

im sure the smallpox vaccine is very low in supply

>>15749940
okay go ahead

just kidding i think it's a good thing that white people will cease to exist

they're a scourge on the planet

what should i get from subway??

so why do people even bother to micro in this shit game when you can just make a max supply army and attack move at the enemy base?

>>157499634
fp...

>>157499716
um this game isnt shit perhaps u were thinking of a different game????

>>157499608
it would be a terrible world
just nuke everyone instead

>>157499796
asians would take over
the world would be a better place

i wish i was asian so i could get an asian gf...

>>157499716
congrats on discovering sc2 is a pile of shit

>>157499716
based protoss player

actually i'm having a lot of fun with no man's sky

im having more fun starting at a wall

bw was so fucking trash. it's was literally whoever has the highest apm wins. it takes no skill.

>>157500418
but sc2 is trash too
it's literally who makes more guys wins

>>157500531
whoever makes more guys and is protoss*

>>157500574
but protoss are not guys they're weird alien things

some units are girls u know

>>157499894
the only good asians have low birth rates son
it would just be a bunch of tribes

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>>157500679
ive never realised this

>>157500724
chinese wombs are working juuuust fine kid relax

asian wombs for european grooms!

they fuckin stink tho

>>157500832
youre the fuckin kid

omg when is the patch coming outttttt

hopefully never

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>>157500761
really...

>>157501004
no youre the kid rofl

>>157500679
medivacs, banshees, adepts,

queens actually inject sperm/larva so they're boys

what else?

>>157501309
marauders, hellions, warp prisms, probes, zerglings, hydras um.. a few others

they called it no man's sky because no one is playing it LOL

what if all units were cute girls?

>>157501579
then i would play the game a lil bit more

>>157501579
i would probably come back playing

can someone please explain the story of this game?

>>157499716
What if the other person makes a max supply army... but they also micro.

maybe my mom was right

https://youtu.be/nydHzU8b-5c

why does this have so many views

>>157501786
u just have to make ur army first
easy

>>157501752
Raynor who vowed to kill Kerrigan in Sc1 now wants to save her cause she's his waifu.

They make Kerrigan not zerg but then she goes back to zerg anyway and kills Mengsk

Then the Protoss all die except for a few and Kerrigan becomes space jesus

The End

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>>157501309
this isn't a boy

gook

>>157501959
omO

>>157501837
:33333

>>157501953
ok so basically protoss make lots of units attack move and lose?
wow this is unrealistic bullshit

>>157501976
gook

>>157501953
bible black has a better story desu

>>157502079
kek

whats a good game to play these days

starcucks need not reply

>>157502263
shut the fuck up about bible black for ONCE

melee

>>157502338
it's really good

>>157502263
+1
(You)
word

>>157502352
i dont wanna buy a controller

>>157502005
seriously tho idgi

>>157502454
ya and u never will fag lol

>>157502454
she's really popular bj

>>157502523
first of all im not gay

>>157502443
lol based poorfag

>>157502541
how much for a bj

>>157502665
to start your own broadcast?
dunno, you need a mic, a webcam, being fluent in korean, good looking and well mannered, funny is a must for a guy etc

>>157502665
50 gook dollars

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>>157501309
>queens actually inject sperm

https://youtu.be/POYkF8G4R48

i dont get it what is she even saying thats so interesting

>>157502895
nice reaction image dude! :p

guys war with russia is gonna start in a few days

>>157503330
GOOD *joins the army*

>>157503203
video title
>Touch your chest?
:)

>>157489308
doe anyone have the

>yurop
>corea

screen cap that uses that face from way back?

>>157503203
>ENG
>she speaks korean
wtf

>>157503908
i think its eng subbed if you click the subtitle button

>>157503330
thank god someone is taking those commie bastards on

>>157504263
ghost of my dead granddad is that you?

https://twitter.com/TOOLASSlSTED/status/787336105624530944

LOL

>>157494631
TIT

black male white female couples

>intentionally disease immigrants
>cost the tax payer billions to treat them

you're all idiots

>treat them
lmao

>treating people who are outside of the law
question mark

what does she see in him...
WHAT DOES HE HAVE THAT I DONT HAVE

>intentionally execute immigrants
>everyone happy
???

>>157504658
they already cost billions

and we already send trillions to their shitty countries that they keep fucking up

ann coultor told me mexico is making billions on these illegals :O

>>157505350
ilh

>>157505350
i can't wait to see her cock

imagine cuddling with sickzii under the blanketzii while petting the catziis :3

>>157505647
can you stop!!!! i love immigrants i want to talk about them!!!!
all
the
time
!!!!

what are >we doing this saturday night?

>>157505893
gonna get mcdonalds and play wow all night!!!

>>157505893
playing kancolle as usual

>>157505893
playing kancolle as usual

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my computer cant handle it -_-

>>157505874
acuteboy1...

https://youtu.be/MVVVQ22Ehp0?t=418
#praise anime

>>157506172
kys nigger

>>157506172
do i have to play mafia 1 and 2 for this?

>>157506335
no but you have to play THIS

*grabs crotch*

>>157506207
sugoi!

>>157506373
*strokes it*

>>157506172
i can't get that game to work

>>157506513
maybe try installing it stupid nigger lmfao

>>157505893
sc2 ladder usual

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TY SO GOOD OMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiiKqNsI2hE

>>157506636
based

is mass effect 1 good iwannna play it maybe

>>157506819
yea it's pretty good

2 is good too, but 3 sucks

>>157506659
i saw that on reddit too :D

more like so gook lmao

>>157506659
mm my boy

i only play games that let me be a homo

is starcraft sexist?

jump up jump up and gook down
jump [32x]

im not gay

>>157506172
why would you buy it it's full of bugs.....

i believe neeb cheated in some way

lol i was in the dining hall doing some homework and decided i'd listen to some 2hu music to help me focus but i'm like two minutes in and i'm like hmm this doesnt sound quite right

turns out i had my headphones on but they weren't plugged into the laptop so it was just blasting 2hu music in the dining hall lol >.< very embarassing
oh no is janny back
ok ok i got this

"blink stalker all-in against terran is a viable timing attack, but i prefer an adept all-in as it is easier to execute and catches people off-guard with often game-ending results"

>>157507291
he's sjw nigger shill

>>157507443
cute post

>>157506659
is there a timestamp or something to go to i am not very patient and they are speaking stinker

>>157507291
maybe he's a bug chaser...

>>157507443
word

>>157507443
omg i would probably kill myself

some people like sweets
some people like sports
me?
I like getting fucked in the ass by HIV positive faggots without condoms

>>157506952
lol

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>>157507443
awful post

you guys are sooo 4chan

>Bugchasing is the practice of pursuing sexual activity with HIV-positive individuals in order to contract HIV. Individuals engaged in this activity are referred to as bugchasers. It is a form of self-harm. Bugchasers seek sexual partners who are HIV-positive for the purpose of having unprotected sex and becoming HIV-positive; giftgivers are HIV-positive individuals who comply with the bugchaser's efforts to become infected with HIV.

wtf

>>157507415
probably had the stream open

>>157507854
me on the left sickzii on the right

im more of a funnyjunk kind of guy

>>157507965
sick

>>157508071
sickzii is a fat ugly croat!!! not a cute anime girl!!!

>>157507443
lol

>>157508071
ROFL this post omg

first of all i love anonymous japanese imageboard personalities

and secondly i freakin LOVE anime pictures

*walks to subway*

god i miss fp and pd so much

>>157508223
fuck you!!!

bring back piskoooooooo

>>>/ditch/

>>157508310
say hi to brandon for me

and get me a spicy italian !!

*walks into a bar*
ouch

hahha

https://youtu.be/eE9JlONzrVU

>>157508412
only oldfags

>>157508439
idgi

>>157508675
~_~

tfw no gifts to give

nova commander :3

i know dyli
i know wwydt
but what the hell is idgi

:3c

hdgi lol

>>157509243
+1

I asked someone what idk meant but he didn't know

shrugs

>>157509243
+1

>>157509304
lol

you people are just making things up
i bet it doesnt even mean anything

hdgi....

wgirls...

>>157509363
if you're saying what we're saying doesn't have value you better have some sources to back that up otherwise you lose the argument
*loads wikipedia*

harambe... x__x

>>157509436
well it doesnt mean anything to mean so it has no value

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when the fuck is the next premier tournament!??

>>157509686
define mean

stinky IDIOT

>>157509710
dont use swear words you stinker!!

>>157509719
google it

>>157509810
you know you've lost the argument when you outsource the main body of your point to a website

you just lost in the most humiliating way possible and one which leaves no doubt about your lack of intelligence

>>157509939
nice ad hominem, but it's not a counter-argument. you've conceded your point.

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>>157509797
but im frustrated...

how is stinky fartooner supposed to tell us when the next tournament is if stinky fartooner doesn't know... omo........

@157510149
that desperation though. it doesn't count as an epic parting shot if the one parting is your opponent because you literally already conceded your point to a search engine

but nice try better luck next argument

>>157510301
fat fuck

>fakequotes the post
>accuses other of being desperate
LUL

>>157510390
+1

that witch poster is about to be real sad and frustrated once he hears about how there will be no tournaments at all next year lol

lol PATHETIC

atleast i still have you guys...

>>157510440
>he

>>157510534
it*

were getting airpods right?

we have wcs which is 2 weeks fom now

>>157510595
no

im getting whichever company makes the soft kind of wireless earbuds

the hard ones like apples hurt my freakin ears after 10 minutes

>>157510595
no were getting these instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQmcAfXNEFs

why not just wear headphones? they're way more comfy

>>157510872
didn't watch

>>157510872
says unavailable on amazon

>>157511016
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>157511000
but apple told me that wires dont exist anymore

>>157510872
this is like wearing 2 bluetooth devices looks gay as fuck
fuck apple give me the choice

>>157511163
wireless headphones

>>157511240
but aple told me your gay

Enjoy life ! Even in Gaza

>>157511313
who's aple?

>>157510872
don't spam that retard

>>157511389
gay

fgg is making fun of us again...

>>157511507
literally who

>>157511507
no we're not. this anon is lying

>>157511507
syt

>>157511507
we dont leave this thread so we wouldnt know

it tastes good and its good for you

>>157511714
gluten?

gluten isnt good for you i thought it killed you

we dont buy apple shit here

>>157511631
+1

*sips gatorade*

>>157511962
well pizza has gluten and that's good for my tastebuds so

>>157512036
continue please

but at what value?

>>157511631
we all frequent kpg and pol here...

>>157511825
which one of you guys was it...

>>157512067
so it's good for you

>>157511982
actually

i have an iphone

i have an iphone se and a 2015 rmbp and im gonna buy a imac to replace pc whenever they show off the new ones

:)

same
and im with her

I'm sorry, but here is a big wall of text for anyone who's actually interested as my last post in this general. Also sorry if it's a little all over the place. I tried to avoid to namedrop people as much as I could even if some are obvious.

Recently I have not been feeling well. I am beeing hurt by my own feelings. I don't know why. I want to confess a few things to the general and the people I have met.

First I'd like to talk about people I did hurt. Jesari, I'm sorry yet again for saying rude things to you in the general after you race changed to human. I don't know what had gotten to me, but I felt unsafe, I felt confused. I wanted you back as an Elin. I made a warrior Elin exactly as a copy of your old look and I was mocking you and calling you names. I blew this whole thing way out of proportion. I still feel guilty after recently realizing that I could've hurt your feelings and I regret it all. I hope you can forgive me and don't remember me as someone bad. I know we talked about this on Steam already, but I wanted to get this out of my system again.

About myself... I should have noticed that something is not right with me when that happened. But I shrugged it off, because I didn't really notice what I was doing myself. I should've talked about it to someone, but everything is easy said to say after the fact. All these latent bad thoughts slowly accumulated inside me. Seeing lots of people sail away to other places, never to be seen again didn't help either.

>>157512337
>>157512481
fags

>>157512539
word we are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCsDyBqC8X0
wtf i thought denmark was based

>>157512671
wtf i was there that day and didnt hear anything about it o.o

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>>157512546

>>157512783
is denmark nice O.o

>>157512803
I don't want to be hurt and I don't want to hurt anyone anymore. I feel like it is the best if I just took my leave. I tried grabbing people's attention multiple times by posting in the thread in a futile attempt. I just wanted friends. A special someone I could hang out with anytime. I never got to experience that, and I was seeing everyone else experience it around me. This jealousy is tearing me apart. I don't want any more of it. I can't be happy like this. I had been successful faking happiness for so long. I don't want to do it anymore. I'm scared. I don't want to live on like this, but I'm also scared of death. I don't know my place anymore. I'm so pathetic. I need some time on my own without people from here to think about a few things. I'm going to stop playing Tera for a while and logging on Steam and Skype.
Hopefully this isn't the last thing you hear about me. If anyone is noticing anything they could also apply to themsleves, please seek professional help. Don't try to solve it with people from here. Just go see a psychotherapist please and try to solve your problems like that.

Thank you everyone for the nice memories. Hopefully we will be able to make more of these together.

Good by for now. I'm going to cry for a while.

i hate u

lol is anyone actually reading any of this crap

>>157513060
whenever i see phone posting combined with paragraphs i press the hide button and carry on

>>157512826
sure i havent been stabbed or mugged yet
and you can ask somalian prostitutes for direction

is there a script to automatically filter phoneposters?

>>157513304
learn one of those computer languages and make one of us

for me

please...

>>157512671
>yurop

>>157513580
wtf absolutely DISGUSTING

i want to marry gain

these threads are so bad it makes me feel like I'm in /bleep/

being married sounds terrible

hello dear
hi dear
how was ur day...
uhg fine. how was UR day???
fine

*eats quietly*
*grabs a beer from the fridge*

>>157513659
ga-in?

>>157513837
yeah you would know

>>157513905
trus me i know
so u lads r8 garridge or?

>>157513852
you work all day while your wife sits at home on facebook
she does maybe 3 hours of housework
she complains you dont do enough

:/

>>157513980
or what

>>157514047
or not

>>157513580
a worm is getting btfo by ants

reminder to not let your son become a neet

>>157513580
cute mouse

wtf stinkers...

i hope this scorpion doesnt kill the cute hamster...

>>157514394
my son is going to be half chinese and very very smart and focused and determined

he might even move to mars with uncle elon

>>157514394
i don't want a son since that would happen

actually i already have a son and hes pretty successful

>>157514685
is he half chinese

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hello im back and ready to be posting with my friends, the scvees!

>>157514837
scv ready

dumb cartoon idiot

a fartooner aint no friend of mine unless he posts really lewd anime girls

>>157512546
holy crap i forgot how terrible tera and the tera community was lol

>>157514837
hello Re my old friend

>>157514906
LOL :D :D

funny right

>>157514906
tera and its community is cute!
https://a.pomf.cat/jthxzx.webm

>>157514872
did you fap to anime babes again...
how are you liking danbooru and exhentai?