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Bnet name: Halefire94

Got 3 of the 4 Halloween skins. And finally got a skin I like with Widow. Only problem being I can't aim.
How does one git gud as blueberry?

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Whore Mercy's whore outfit!

Why does ESPORTS META ruin every single multiplayer game now?

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who /postingunrelatedmemes/ here?

So Hanzo is secretly an offensive dps hero right?
I have been getting gold damage medals nearly every game as him for a week

>>157371905
>>157371929
I want Mercy to put on her witch outfit and encourage me to fap.

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>>157371775
best girl

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Mercy's thick delicious thighs

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>>157371928
Channel your inner hon hon

>>157372039
best mommy

>>157371971
Widow and Hanzo should be on attack honestly. Like pro teams never pick them on defense. Well they never pick widow at all but that is besides the point.

Hanzo was on attack originally I don't why they changed it.

>>157371729
I don't play Mercy but I still used my last good goy shekels on her.

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How did a skin manage to convince so many people to play the most boring fucking character in the game when Ana exists and is the most fun support and is better in every way?

>snipers are slowly reintegrating into the game
The golden age of hog is threatened by widowmaker players, thank god the stigma is still alive with idiots

>>157372179
Grandma you're making me feel funny...

>>157372181
fuck snipers

worst class ever in ANY fps

walk around corner and get one shotted, how fun

>>157372128
I never played the beta so i didnt know that but neato

They should rearrange some heros catagory wise, some of them make no sense where they are now.

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let us delve deep into the psyche of one
Shaddai "hello, I am friend Shadman" Prejean


>swiss edgelord
>applied for art college with his "art"
>accepted but was later kicked out
>because the school found out about his site and the kind of art he posted
>questioned by swiss authorities about his mental stability
>joined the red cross boy scouts, or whatever the swiss call their army
>managed to get through it kicked out
>back to civilian life
>moved to burgerland so he can enjoy the free speech and in turn pump out more loli and guro art


shad is quite literally reaper and mercy's love child

>>157372128
>Hanzo was on attack originally
Holy shit I remember this

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>last chest for the night
>both golds!
>more halloween reaper skins
I swear to god, I've had enough of these damn reaper skins. Four fucking times I get the damn halloween one, and are they not supposed to give 600 gold for dupes? 200 each time ffs

End my suffering, just give me the mercy instead ;_;

>>157372272
Next worse are any type of stealth characters.

>>157372179
Mercy is popular with girls
>young
>pretty
>extremely easy
Ana has just became popular and only because streamers told their legion of bumbling idiots that she is good.
>Tfw overwatch is league of legends all over with people only playing what their e-celebs tell them to play

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>>157372053
>Try to channel my inner hon hon
>Turns out like this instead

>>157372272
I'm fine with snipers its just that widow and hanzo can do a shit ton of damage to hog and up until now I haven't had to learn to deal with that.

>>157372335
>mercy
>young
she's 37 she's old as fuck

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>>157372287
here is another pic of the suspect right before the gruesome murder of the beloved Sleepycast crew

Team deathmatch, ctf, fort wars, and 5cp maps when?

>>157372440
Ana is literally the only female character who looks her age. At 37 a girl is either a cougar or ugly as fuck

>>157372335
>pretty
I wonder if girls generally think it's weird to be attracted to fictional cg characters.

>>157372487
Sounds like you should play TF :^)

Playing Ana is so much more fun after the halloween update. Every single enemy team has a Mercy slowly hovering around in wide open spaces

>>157372280
>>157372305
I think after her rework symmetra will be moved to defence and maybe hanzo or widow (I think hanzo is the more offensive one) can go to offence. This also allows we blizzard to add another healer support since I doubt Sombra will be one. The reason why I believe sombra will be in support is because blizzard said they are trying to push as many support and tanks first as possible.

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>like 10 lootboxes in and still aint got barely anything
I cant believe how many 3grey 1 blue boxes ive gotten since the event started

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Cutest and best pairing

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>>157372003
damn right

>>157372335
>>157372558
for guys to be attracted, I mean.
>>157372621
>white

>>157372558
>I wonder if girls generally think it's weird to be attracted to fictional cg characters.
Based on personal experience, not really. Plenty of husbandofags are actually grills.

>>157372562
This game is vicariously replacing tf2 for me
I wont be satisfied until theirs at least 5cp and deathmatch

>>157372431
>how to deal with widow
adadadadada
>how to deal with hanzo
hide behind rein shield

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>I already found both the Junkrat and the Roadhog skins

This event has been nice to me.

>>157372621
Did Reinhardt get forcefully retired before or after ana was shot in the face?

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>It's a junkenstein episode where the Ana never uses nano boost for boss sections and/or never boosts the McCree to ult combo
Alternatively
>It's a junkenstein episode where you play as Ana but the McCree (or soldier if McCree is dead) doesn't pop their ult following a nano boost

>>157372650
>>157372003
Too brown

>>157372664
>>157372661
Ah, good.
See I want a gf who is or at least understands husbandofags so that she'd be accepting of my having a waifu.

What is the least lewd Mercy skin and why is it Witch?

>>157372602
Symmetra is getting a rework? Source?

>Win five games in a row
>sixth game get a guy at the start who is like "Okay I'm going to make sure we lose."
>Lose
>GET HIM A SECOND GAME IN A ROW

YEAH RIGHT FORCED FIFTY ISNT REAL, RIGHT?

>>157372761
that shit dont work like that yo, you die a virgin :(

>>157372849
>"avoid player" was totally a mistake you guys

>>157372865
:c
Would be hard to throw out my waifu folder.

>>157372890
They removed avoid player months ago

>>157372849
I believe you.
Played so many games that use forced 50 that I cant get it out my mind even in overwatch

>>157372841
Watch the latest dev update on youtube

>>157372890
>have to wait for 45 min queues cause people are too salty you completely demolished them as WM
it was indeed

>>157372890
Removed because people couldn't keep themselves from abusing it.

>>157372761
Work on your appearance, ive been with alot of girls who will tolerate my hobbies just because they think im hot. Also its a get out of jail free card for most situations and people will deny that it exists because it will hurt their self esteem if they acknowledge it.
>tfw avoided being fired for slacking so many times because my boss licks my abs

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>>157372841
id rework her butthole with my dick

if you know what i mean

>>157372916
You get a 3d waifu tho, so maybe you dont need the pictures? I've heard pussies feel better than your hand, idk

>>157373031
>licks
woops i meant likes

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>>157371928
Practice flickshots constantly. Learn positioning. Hope like hell the other team doesn't dive on you. If not, smug your way to victory and enjoy dead flies.

>>157372640
Buying them has better odds.

>>157373031
It's funny how fat dudes are in denial about this. Also, a good haircut which accommodates the face helps a lot.

>>157373053
What DO you mean, anon? I dont get it... how will you rew~

I've been solo queueing competitive and it's just so aggravating. Is it common to only have a 36.7% win percentage in that bullshit as a zarya/pharah or do I need to get fucking good? If so, what the fuck do I do to get good? My stats are all very high (some top 1%) and I gold all over the place. I feel like I just need to Reaper and focus on just solo carry.

>>157373031
Yeah, my arms and torso are thin. Gotta fix that.
>>157373108
kek
>>157373058
Yeah but I'm attached and the 2D waifu is my go-to fap for special occasions.

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Witch club best club. Which skin should I farm for next?

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>>157372324
Hey, Planetside 2 combined those, as well as favor the shooter and 500ms ping russians. It was ultra cancer.

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Sharing

>>157373117
Because you totally have to pander to braindead sluts just to fuck them rite?

>>157373162
If you have that low winrate as zarya I'm assuming that you're playing her wrong.

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>>157373137
i want to pound her root chakra with my snek

>>157373174
Like >>157373031 said, you're going to have an easier time of getting girls to like you if you at least look like you take good care of yourself. I wouldn't necessarily worry too much about drastic appearance changes right out of the gate, though. Some girls like thin guys, after all.

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post sombra best girl

>>157373162
I hate it when I solo and my team is overall doing poorly and just one guy acts like it's all my fault at the very end (instead of communicating at all earlier). I guess that's the reality of things.

>>157373162
git gud

>>157373193

Doctor Jamison Junkenstein, of course.

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>>157372732
Brown is best.

>symmetra rework
I want to see her E get turned into a healing turret that runs off her turret charges, then double her turret max and half the cd

So now you can either super microwave or super chemotherapy people or half and half

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Thinking about buying the blizzcon virtual ticket. I only play Overwatch though and the bastion skin is nice and all but is there anything more?
Will there be more rewards and shit for people who bough the ticket? What has happened in the previous blizzcons?

>>157373283
I'm not looking to become a meathead but I want to get fit not just for the 3Ds but for overall health, and healthy thin > too thin

>>157373309
Looks like Gearbox character.

>>157373313
2 Modes of comp and qp
>solo Q - EVERYFUCKINGBODY solo queues
>stack - You cant queue unless you have 6 people either all of them with mics or none of them with mics

Like yeah....

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>>157373361
This has always been the obvious solution.

>>157373251

I don't get it. I just stay alive, get hella overcharged, protect my teammates, wreck assholes, and stay objectively minded. I've only played 20 Comp matches this season and have that % at the moment. Went all the way from 2790 to 24xx because of this stupid shit. How am I supposed to play her? Just run in and act like a mongoloid like quick play Zaryas?

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>>157373397
>buying the blizzcon virtual ticket

>>157373215
Being fat is not healthy or aesthetically pleasing. It's not good for the body or the mind. It's not a good alternative lifestyle despite what tumblr tells you, it will hurt you.

>>157373215
>pander
Being attractive honestly comes down to looking like a healthy adult. If you look like you dont sleep, you eat more than you need (fat), or you're painfully skinny you are going to have to work harder to get with a girl and even harder to maintain the relationship. Now can a shit personality or just a boring lifestyle ruin the relationship as well? Hell yeah but people go for things based on appearance first, content second, and if they dont like either they abandon for another product

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Sombra's theme
https://youtu.be/mYKJA0d2oCM

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reminder to report mei players on sight

>>157373452

That's a huge problem I've seen in those 20 games. There will be two teams of two usually and they will only work together with eachother and not with the other team or solo queuers. The worst is when it's a Mercy and xx and the Mercy just follows her boyfriend around and lets everyone else die.

>>157373397

You get to watch blizzcon in high quality without having to rely on random streamers that might get taken down.

Other than that, no. If you only play one blizzard game I'd say its not worth it.

>>157373415
Well, in that case, there's no problem. It's better that you're doing it for your own reasons, in my opinion. I hope you get good results!

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Mei buying clothes!

>>157373515
>implying im fat
wrong

>tumblr
wrong again

Engage your damage control if you want

>>157373525
being a healthy adult and changing yourself in a way to be more attractive than you already are are two differant things. Think women who look ugly without makeup.

>>157373415
>I'm not looking to become a meathead
This is something you will never have to worry about because you would have to train for the majority of your life to become one while learning and progressing. If you want to train for health its going to be the same as if you trained for anything because thats a side effect of activity you become healthy but if you dont grow any muscle or endurance you will stagnate and your health will as well.

>>157373645
thanks anon

>>157373215

It's not just about girls bro. As nice as it is to try and be a special snowflake, people judge you for not fitting in with the norm, including physical appearance. Life is easier when you try and go with societal flow.

>>157373724
>its easier being a faggot
i bet

>>157373361

They've already said they have no intention of turning her into a healer and would rather move her out of support than give her healing

>>157373626
Aight, thanks man.

>>157373309
she looks like them squirrely girls I went to highschool with
blizzard should have given us a hot mejicano

>>157373718
Nice reading comprehension

>>157373573
I report Junkrat players for spamming.

>>157373424

Exactly what I thought when I first saw it

>>157373816
>torb is defense
>has 75 armor pachs and turrets

>symm is support (?)
>has 25 shields
>has turrets

Why is she in the support roster again?

>>157373848
I just realized i dun goof'd, sorry

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the following dank meme dump is sponsored by funnyjunk and candid

>>157373718
>being a healthy adult and changing yourself in a way to be more attractive than you already are are two differant things.
They really are not all that different, someone who is physically healthy is going to be athletic and have a body that resembles that, someone who is mentally healthy wont have a face that reflects that, and your example of women with make up is poor because girls who look like shit without makeup still look like shit with makeup they just visit a place with guys who are drunk/horny enough to not care.

>>157373724
It's not about appearance. Fatness and not eating properly is bad for the health. If you treat your own body like trash then how can you except other body people to treat it with respect?

>>157373797

Cute.

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I just got out of a match with a literal autist
>guy playing lucio, but constantly screaming into the mic for a second healer
>No one changes because he is being a bitch about it, and we are actually winning.
>he doesnt give up
>One guy asks us if he should go reaper, which we really needed.
>he starts typing HEALER HEALER HEALER into the chat over and over.
>still no one goes second healer because we didnt need one.
>He starts singing into the mic "OHHHI IIIII AAAMM DYING! I NEEEEEED A SECOND HEEEEEEEALER!"
>We win the game anyway.
>he still going on about a second healer
>he calls me a fuckboy

This fucking community meng. I would have swapped he wasnt sperging out. I wanted to see how far he went.
>mfw he sang.

Witch mercy cosplayers when?

my dick needs this

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>>157373973

>>157374070
Witch Mercy cosplay JOI!

>>157373986
>They really are not all that differant
Keep telling yourself that mate

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AMÉLIE LACROIX' HUGE BUTT

>>157374020
fuccboi

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>>157374085

>>157374002

It's about both. They wouldn't know you're unhealthy if you didn't look unhealthy and there would be no problem. Being a lardass demonstrates that you are unhealthy / don't care and as a result you aren't treated with the same level of respect as most people.

Anyway we are getting off topic. Why is Coldhardt the best Reinhardt skin?

Soldier will always be a joke, and less than <1% pick in pro games. Even Torbjörn, Bastion and Symmerta have higher pick rates. For 1 month he had the same pick rate as the other offense heroes, and Blizzard couldn't tolerate that.

Blizzard's pet classes:

Zarya
McCree
Tracer

Does she like it when boys jerk to it?

>>157374085
>that screen tear
kek

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>>157374182
fresh memes comin at chu famerinos

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>>157374127

AMÉLIE LACROIX' PETITE BODY

>>157374219
But it is not about just other people. You are physically hurting yourself. Your body is not a garbage bin that you can throw any garbage down your mouth. Treat your own body with respect for YOU

>>157372453
What a pasty fuck he is.

>>157374340
i wanna fuck her stomach

>>157374108
Hey man if you want to spend your life being mentally and physically grotesque, go for it! You are a free man. I'm just saying that your mental and physical health reflect each other and also determine your relationships if you even have any.

>>157374419
see >>157374108

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>>157374383
No you don't.

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>>157374340

>>157374182

"It's in the refrigerator, lmao"

"HAHASUWIT"

wat?

>>157374470
see >>157374419

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>>157374301

>>157374301
I want Sombra to be released and still be drawn as a child.

>>157372287
Did he blow up the Swiss army HQ? Or even do a death blossom in the middle of a art school classroom?

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>>157374486

AMÉLIE LACROIX' PERFECT AESTHETICS

>>157374237
meant for
>>157374127

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>>157374552

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Thick witch

>>157374578
And I want to rape Sombra's anus

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>>157374608

AMÉLIE LACROIX' SMUGNESS

>>157374552
>>157374301
So much cuter masked and mysterious.

>>157374702
Trump would main Soldier or McCree, definitely not Reaper though

All of my Halloween loot boxes are full of duplicate blues and I am full of duplicate anger!

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>>157374717

AMÉLIE LACROIX' PERFECT LEGS

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which overwatch girls or guys have tramp stamps?

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>>157374702

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>Ana just stood at the gate doing god knows what while I'm fucking dancing my ass off at zombadiers and watching the gate get double anal from Zomnics

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>>157374890

>>157374702
bullshit

his main is gonna be s76 mei and mcree, hes not gonna be great but im okay with it since he would be that bumbling friend who earnestly wants to git gud but cant


hillary would just play with 6-stacks only and have them all focus their play style around keeping her alive

>>157374889
>XD I POSTED A PORN CROP WITHOUT SOURCE TO DERAIL THE THREAD WITH PEOPLE ASKING FOR SOUCE XDDD EPIC

>>157374792
He mains Zarya but doesn't try to carry the team to victory. He then calls Mercy a PMSing slut for not healing him from the other end of the map.

>>157375024
are you well anon? did mommy forget to pic you up from the public library?

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>>157375057
>shadman

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>>157375001

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>>157374845
Amélie Lacroix's perfect smile

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>>157375107

>>157374845
does she want guys to look at them?

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>>157375057
I don't know how to feel about this.

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>>157375093
>>157375236

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>>157375134
>>157374845

AMÉLIE LACROIX' PERFECT SMILE

>>157374889

need dat

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>>157375196

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>>157375057
nah senpai

>Now entering the TEMPLE OF ANUBIS
>Now entering the TEMPLE OF ANUBIS
>Now entering the TEMPLE OF ANUBIS

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>>157371775
>can only play diva
Help

>>157373816
Im ok with that too desu

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>>157373347
I made an spooky vers. because I like whitewashing browns.

shadman is legitimately an incredibly bad artist and I don't understand how anyone can like his shit

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>>157375261
Halt.
Cease.
DESIST.

>>157375081
You saying that >>157375236 doesn't look like a PMSing slut?

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how seriously does dad76 play gold?

just do it ever few months with the old buddies kinda casual?


or he subscribes to golfing channels and newsletter tier kind of obsessed?

>>157375343
That's not whitewashing she's a corpse
Are you saying all brown people are white when they're dead

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>>157375057
>50 year old gypsy womans face on a loli

fucking gross

>>157373724
Nive videogames you have here anon

Also, don't be boring, don't be the norm. Or you will be bored trough your whole life, and after each year you will crawe to die because the pointlessness of your life.

>>157375261
I'll take this face over the other one

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>>157375386
>he doesn't know that tumblr went batshit over Vampire Symmetra

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>>157375291
Abomination
Disgusting
What did Junkrat ever do to you to warrant this treatment

>>157375482
Why did they, anyway? Do they think dead people are all white or something?

>>157375482
Sorry anon, I don't go out of my way to find out what other people are upset over.

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>>157375380
Golf is exactly what I can imagine a grumpy, gray haired ex-officer play.

>that 1 beta boy who says "Thanks!" after you heal them like a dog barking to its master
I stop healing them the entire match after that, it's pathetic and sad how lonely some of you autistic neckbeards are.

>>157375405
>50 year old gypsy woman's face

are you retarded?

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>>157375581
Here's that (You) you wanted.

girls, girls, stop bickering

its obvious they gave symmetra the "vampire" theme because they didnt want to risk backlash from the uppity hindu society if they use a traditional hindu mythical beast/monter because muh appropriation

>mfw im close to surpassing shadman art wise

Dude fell hard some how

leavers should be executed

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>>157375624
Zarya doesn't skip leg day

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Looking to healslut for somebody.
PC US BigC#11884

>>157375671
>implying shadshits art was good in the first place

lmao

>not gathering some valuable data on this mission
I seriously hope you heroes don't do this

>>157375628
Yeah, in all fairness they already tried that and got backlash anyway.

>>157375671
It's not that hard. He stagnated hard because people keep lapping at his shit. He's basically Andrew Dobson, at this point - just listening to his echo chamber.

>>157375628
I thought India was okay with them. They put out Goddess and Diva.

>>157375581
>thanking healers
What the fuck kidding of backwards mentality do you need to thank these useless whores for doing their damned jobs. They should be the ones thanking me for allowing the slut to touch my healthbar

>>157375057
>I think maybe if I just keep sharing this I will find acceptance of others for my fetishes and depravity

no
you are a disgusting worm

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>>157375759
>Diva
?????

>>157375759
theres a specific lobby group of hindus, their lead guy is buttflustered about symmetra

Shall I tug to Mercy tonight?

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>>157375759
>I thought India was okay with them. They put out Goddess and Diva.

Apparently some tumbrlites wanted Blizz to remove them and Blizzard said "lol no fuck off".

>>157375754

I want to punch Mei so hard she turns into a door and stops existing

>>157375825
>>157375874
I meant Devi. Sorry.

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>>157375523
I honestly don't know why they went that grey. It does seem a little weird, and I'm disappointed they didn't go all out with the skin, but I'm not buttblasted about it.

>>157375759
It wasn't tumblr, it was Rajin Zed, who also berated Shin Megami Tensei for the way it handled Hindu deities

>>157375953
wonder what vampire a butthole would smell like

>>157375874
Not just tumblrites, but actual Hindus in India.

>>157375953
The gray was just to show that they were lifeless. Unlike Widowmaker, with her weird-ass purple skin, they are undead abominations. I don't think it's that big a deal.

The only thing that IS a problem is that there aren't any Dracula-style vampires.

>>157375806
>projecting this hard

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That's odd.

Good thing I was on the defending team or that might have made things difficult.

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>>157376053
I suppose. It just seems weird to go that extreme with the color. I guess they couldn't figure out how to make her look pale and lifeless while keeping her skin tone and have her not look weird.

>>157376053
>Implying Widowmaker isn't an undead abomination

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>>157375953
That skin is pretty high quality considering its only an epic skin.

The headset is different, she has bats on her nametag and stockings and the turrets are eyeballs. I think the 750 skins are really amazing considering they aren't legendary skins. I mean the 76 skin doesn't have his mask, and that alone is worth a ton of coin.

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>>157376175
Widowmaker is not an abomination.
kys

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>>157376112
She's already lifeless on the inside, anon. And playing her is basically playing a dead person, since you're going to die all the time.

>>157376175
ay fuk u man shes a pirncess

>>157376218
Doesn't 76 have many unmasked skins already?

>>157375953
BECAUSE SHE'S A VAMPIRE

THAT'S WHAT THE HUMAN BODY LOOKS LIKE WHEN IT'S DRAINED OF ALL ITS BLOOD

IT BECOMES PALE AS FUCK

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>>157376291
His Commando Legendary, his Stunt Rider and Origin skin are unmasked.

This is the first non Legendary skin for him that removes the mask.

>>157376112

Same shit happened to me yesterday. Hollywoods new spook lighting is bugged.

>>157376319
do you not know how melanin works?

>he's above 3000 SR
>he's not <1000 ranked on a character
?????????

>>157376112
What's odd? That you had a Symmetra on your team?

>>157376363
The body stops producing melanin after its dead

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>tfw good with all the healers and best with ana
>tfw complete dogshit at every other roll so on the rare occasions healers get instapicked I'm fucking worthless to the team

>leveling up from a loss
>losing a match because at least one of your teammates was fucking stupid

>>157376319
Also when blood loses all its oxygen, it becomes blueish. And that's almost the same as not having blood at all. Plus there is already a vampire Widow skin that makes her pale.

>>157376348
But this new epic costs almost as much as leggos.

>>157376032
it was mostly one guy
hindu professor or something

>>157376449
just go double healer m8

>>157376431
I could post pictures of the corpses of Indian people, but I'm not sure if that would be SFW. But they stay brown even when they're dead and bloodless. For the most part. They become paler, but they don't turn grey.

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>enemy hanzo kills me really quickly
>i'm impressed so i watch the replay
>he was aiming for one of my teammates and accidentally shot me in the head

>blizz decides to add a blind hero

suggest how the UI and player vision would work/look like

>>157375343
>>157375482
The whitewashing criticism was relatively valid desu. Black skin doesn't loose their melanin on death, the blood flow stopping doesn't give that albino look that sym has.

Not that I'm complaining, but dismissing the critic entirely just confirms the naturalised xenophobia.

>>157376319
there'll be a pallor (which will result in pale people looking almost white, yeah) but it's much less noticeable on darker-skinned corpses

>>157376546
not true; when you cut yourself, that deep red is about as dark as blood gets. arterial spray is significantly brighter.

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>>157376546
750 is worth it.

>>157376573
I know this is weird but I've ran into multiple instances of two healers getting instalocked

>>157376694
ALL ACCORDING TO KEK KAKU

>>157376704
just black nigga

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>playing comp
>map is Nepal
>guy on my team instapicks Widowmaker and never switches the entire game
>0-3
>call him out for never switching
>"lol I had the most damage you guys suck"
Nice game, Blizzard.

>>157376748
10/10, would protect

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>>157376748
dad?

also,
>no DMC reference skins for genji

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Do medals even mean anything? Every time I have some whiner on a mic, it's someone who keeps talking about how they have all the gold medals.

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>>157376857

>>157376823
He basically had the most damage, and you complained about it, what?

>>157376918
it means for whatever counter, theyre the ones highest on a specific stat than the rest of the team

so technically they are doing better than you

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I-I wanna do science with Dr. Junkenstein!

>>157376918
The problem with medals is that you can't where everyone else stands. So you might have gold in everything, but you might barely have gold in everything or be tied with a number of other people.

>>157376908
>Dante is badass
>Genji is bitchass
What refrence do you mean?

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>people arguing over how accurate the portrayal of vampirism is in a video game

Vampire Symettra can be as pale as they want her to be because vampires aren't fucking real you little shits

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>>157376694
>Enemy Hanzo kills me out of nowhere
>I'm confused so I watch the replay
>He was just aiming at a random spot spamming arrows

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How the actual fuck do I play reaper?
I just constantly get focused down and die within two seconds

>>157376992

Just don't laugh at him

>>157376996
thats why live scoreboards for the whole team needs to be put in place

that way, theres no complaining on who is talking shit but cant back it up

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>>157376908

>>157377048
>how do i flank as a flanker?
You flank, faggot

>sneaking behind bastion as bastion
>LETTING IT RIP
>next melt lucio
>ult is ready
>drop down and blow my load on tracer
>that MOAN
>team finally sees what is happening and joins me
>splash on zarya
>IT'S HIGH NOON
>shred mccree
>we cap payload
>enemy zarya gets potg for pressing Q

>>157377048
Play frontline with the tanks

Will NRG beat the Koreans?

>>157377079
No, then the one guy on the top of the board who has the most kills but never set foot on the objective can bitch endlessly about everybody else

>>157377048
Know the map.
Coordinate with teammates.
Be inside the enemy's character model for maximum pain.
Know when to get the fuck out.

>>157377079
Since playing a shitton of Torb and WM in comp, for once i agree with scoreboards

Guess I'm going to have to party up again to get the no damage achievement. Randoms don't give a fuck, they intentionally ignore zomnics once they get their ulti.

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>>157375196
Wait, but, Reyes is hispanic

>>157377049
Is it okay to laugh WITH him?

>>157376908
>no DMC reference skins for genji
He looks like Raiden. That's tangentially close enough to cuhrayzy.
Personally I wanted an Ash/any Evil Dead reference as a seasonal voice line.

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>>157377048
Go after the guys not in a group.

If you go after anyone in a group, you can bet that they're in voicechat or discord and will be on top of you before you can kill any of them.

Unless its my group because apparently a tracer/genji/reaper can get behind us and not a single person besides myself will call them out or even notice them before they slaughter the shitters I call friends.

>>157377048

You can either hug the rest of your team or *teleports behind you* the enemy team to disrupt the fuck out of them

>>157377048
if you're constantly getting focused down, it's probably because you're charging in alone. stop fucking doing that.

also as reaper, don't go into a fight without wraith form ready

>>157377181
If hes behind enemy lines or sniping he doesn't fucking need to be on the god damn objecting you autistic fuck

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>when you hear the enemies frantically spamming ultimates to wipe your team while you're just sitting behind a nearby wall waiting to fuck up their whole day with a single button press

>>157377210

>Reaper getting a Boomstick line

Shit now you made me sad this didn't happen

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>hit someone directly in the chest with pharahs knockback
>it sends them towards me
WHY

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>>157377203
You better hope so.

>>157377203
Questionable. You wouldn't want him to take it the wrong way and end up REGRETTING THE DAY YOU LARFED AT DOCTAH JAYMISON JUNKENSTEIN

>>157373208
Cute

>>157377267
I get wet just thinking about it

>>157377286
My favorite is

>see ana sleep dart pass by you
>get slept anyway

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>reinhardt STILL doesn't have a deus vult voiceline

>>157377253
In addition to this, learn to leave fights a bit earlier if you think you're losing, wraith form gives you that power and you should absolutely use it

>>157377278
Yeah, either that or Groovy for Reaper or Lucio.
The voice lines we got are disappointingly generic for Halloween.

>>157377312
I love that voice line so fucking much.

>>157374182
>>157374085
>>157373973
You dimwitted imbecile couldn't shop out the tramp stamp, could you?

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>>157377286
I had an enemy Hanzo do this to me all game.

I would see the Arrow Trail whiff right past me then a half a second later I would be dead because LOL FAVOR THE SHOOTER KICKED IN YO.

He did this 3 times yet I still got POTG of me shooting a crowd and stepping on a Junkrat trap.

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>>157377352

>76 STILL doesn't have an It Ain't Me voiceline

>>157377426
>the following dank meme dump is sponsored by funnyjunk and candid
lern2reed

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>>157377048
stop obsessing over being sneaky and getting ebin potg ults

you're a combination anti-flanker (a la mccree, you fuck up gengus, meis and tracers that want your healers), disruptor (like winston or dva, you're a presence that can't be ignored) and tank shredder (when you do get the odd chance to sneak up behind a rein, you can take it and fuck his ass, provided he doesn't have a team standing behind him)

playing him like tracer or genji is a mistake; tracer and genji are both meant to spend prolonged periods of time in the enemy team, but reaper can really only blow his load once, and then he has to wraith out and hope nobody's chasing him. he's not a flanker.

>>157377278
>>157377402
I got another one:
>Reaper: I'll swallow your soul.
>Enemy Reaper: Swallow this.

>mercy will never impregnate you
why live

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>>157374552
Freindly reminder that Reaper/Sombra banter and relationship will be a disappointment and will never live up to the fanart, just like her shitty design was a massive flop worthy of stillborn

>>157377310
>>157377312
Noted. Would it help if I cuddled with him and told him what an angel and an absolute treasure he is after?

>>157377528
>cums in his throat

>>157377573
lewd.

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An8q8HjcYxU&feature=youtu.be

I'm gonna be upset if they don't add some of these voicelines to the main game. Some of the Hanzo and McCree voice lines are pretty good.

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>Reapers voiceline isn't "ki ki ki ha ha ha chu"

>>157375343
She doesn't look whitewashed though. Just dead

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>Look at this team, we're going to do great.
How do you respond?

>hard mode

The hardest part is getting a good team

>Genji still not nerfed.
Why don't they just remove him from the game?

>>157377746
i dont associate with nigggers

>>157377746
AM GIVIN IT ALL I GOT :(

>>157376748
What is he so happy about /owg/?

>>157377746
>attack torbjorn
>three snipers
Thanks for the sarcasm, Lucio.

>>157377414

Honestly the mode isn't that great but I'm so charmed by what they've done with the characters I can't stop playing it

>>157377759
Hey, it's just like Competitive.

>>157377781
Remove mei

>>157377817
>Snipers literally lock 70% of the map
>torb spams L1 for hanzo tier kills
>lucio is lucio
So whats the problem, m8

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>when you solo queue in comp and join with a team of five friends and you feel them judging your skills as a group

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>>157375057
What the fuck is wrong with Shadman?

>>157377908
Maybe we're getting different teammates, because the snipers I play with couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. Most of the WMs I've seen just hide behind a wall the whole match and ult whenever they feel like pretending that they're contributing something. An argument could be made for Torb, but only if the person playing him knows what they're doing.

>>157378004
whats with all these normies man holy shit its like facebook/reddit replaced everybody on vg

>>157377746
What a bunch of misfits and freaks we got here. I love it!

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I hate it when fucking cunts like this leave Competitive early. I was up 2-0 until the fucking gay retard leaves early and we lose 3-2.

We need a new thread right now this one is getting stale.

>>157377746
pick 4th widow

Where are the lewd pic posters?

New thread where?

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>>157378117
>We need a new thread right now this one is getting stale.

Maybe if you leave the thread might revitalize.

Everyone here has done Junkenstein's Revenge on hard without damage to the door, right? You're not bad at PvE, right..?

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>>157376218
>>157376348
>>157377089
All there facial expressions we can't even see with the default skin.

They even made them for Reaper whose only skin that shows his face is the Origins one.

>>157377727
I want the Junkenstein's Revenge lines to be added in with the skins for all the characters if only to have Junkrat tell people to not laugh at him.
And for Mercy to refer to her teammates as "minions".

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>>157378198
That's the best I can do right now

What the hell is this ?! Everyone game a join, I get sleep dart then given free candies by Ana hiding in a corner.

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>>157378247
To be fair the skins all share the same facial expressions regardless of the skin, just like the animations are always the same for each skin.

Its just nice to see them without a mask in the way.

>>157378134
3 days in the future