Dota 2 General - /d2g/

good job on including last thread

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Yeah that's right kid enjoy your tier 4 team

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How do I get my chatwheel game on the level of Artours?

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sugoi desu

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Rylai the Crystal Maiden

>>157347278
her belly looks like wasp's body on first look

pls fix, my dick is already out

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I want gulag to explain how does bristle loses vs naga/ursa lane
i was spectre and this game was fucking unwinnable fuck im so tilted right now fucking piece of shit 4k bristle

wait what, stun timer? when, where?

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>>157347278
>maiden

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So you are chilling in the mid lane and this nigga slaps your support's ass. What do you do?
Keep in mind that he has 2349 solo MMR and 39% winrate on Invoker, as well as the 362 average GPM on Tinker.

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>enemy cucking me hard in lane
>go into their jungle and farm for like 10 min before anyone notices

lul

>I don't have an ego. Egoless player
-Arteezy 2016

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>>157347991
Is Queen of Pain the most accurate title given to someone in dota land?

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>YOUR BONES WILL NEVER TRAVEL AGAIN
>YOUR WELL BEGUN WILL NEVER BE HALF DONE AGAIN
>YOUR OLD FRIEND WILL NEVER BE DEATH AGAIN
>YOUR ONCE WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH AGAIN
>YOUR THIS TOO WILL NEVER SHALL PASS AGAIN
>YOUR BONE WILL NEVER FRACTURE AGAIN
>YOUR BONES WILL NEVER MEND AGAIN
>YOUR BONE WILL NEVER BE STRONGEST WHERE IT WAS MENDED AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER SUBMIT TO THE EMPIRE OF BONE AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER DRAPE A SKIN O'ER YOUR BONES AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER USE SOMEONE'S BONES TO LINE YOUR GARDEN PATH AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER COLLECT THE DEBTS OF SOMEONE'S TONGUE WITH YOUR SWORD AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER REFUSE TO PAY A ROTTEN CORK FOR SOMEONE'S LOUSY HIDE AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER PITY SOMEONE'S FLEA-BITTEN PELT AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER ROLL THE BONES AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER MURDER BONE SOMEONE AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER CALL SOMEONE A WRETCHED BAG OF SKIN AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER COME FOR SOMEONE'S SKIN AND BONES AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER BE SEEN SOONER THAN THEY THOUGHT AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER FALL WITHOUT RISING AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER SWEAR REVENGE BY YOUR BONES AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A LOVELY TOUR OF THIS BONEYARD AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER CLAIM YOUR ENEMY'S BONES AFTER YOUR NEIGHBOR'S HAVE SURRENDERED ALL THEIRS AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A BONE OF CONTENTION AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER BRING YOUR FOES BACK AS DICE AND DOMINOES AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER GET YOUR BONE STUCK IN THE ENEMY'S THROAT AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER BE GROUND TO POWDER ONLY TO RETURN AGAIN
>YOU WILL NEVER BE DECISIVE ABOUT CHOOSING A QUEEN AGAIN

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Why Arteezy is not getting an echo sabre on Lifestealer?

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>>157347067
>expecting Dotards to maintain quality
They learned from the best

>>157348643
He said that Cr1t told him to try practice naix, he's probably trying out many different builds after armlet.

>>157348643
>hit Centaur Twice
>take Double Dmg
???

Kyle Freedman
@melonzzdota
gg fun season while it lasted :( the dreams dead


COL DISBAND ALREADY

>>157348806
holy shit that was fast.
Cancel confirmed team destroyer

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>>157348806
ITS REAL

https://twitter.com/melonzzdota/status/786708713923026944


ROFL

>>157348806
ROFL. Who's to blame for this one? Justin and Cancel don't think Swindle's good enough to play support? They think he's a shitty captain?

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>>157348806
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>157348643
rage already gives decent AS, and deso pushes towers/takes rosh faster
main reason echo is neat is because you have a little more hp and it solves basic mana needs, but if you're not spamming spells in lanes you can often get away with just a single clarity/raindrop/stick/wand, or like in rtz's past games literally nothing at all (he had cm aura in his last game though)
the price difference on echo and deso really isnt that big, AND you use the blight stone item slot so you can carry tp + quelling blade + pms/stout longer, making farming faster and safer

update
reeelol

>>157348806
>>157348950
is he finally killing himself

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>>157348613
God i fucking miss him

FUCK

>>157348806
I-I'm sure he meant season as in 'dreamleague' season, r-right?

>"You don't know how much of an impact Reddit has on determining who attends these events. And when they were picking people for this TI, Reddit didn't like me."
nahaz got btfo by reddit

>>157349374
we knew this like a year ago

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why are my boxes empty?

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>>157349374
Is Nahaz /Our Guy/

>>157349374
At least reddit did something good for once.

>>157349374
I thought reddit deciding everything valve does eas just a /d2g/ meme

>>157349374
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/49ayl5/nahaz_just_revealed_he_was_removed_from_the_ti5/

knew he bitched about it before

still have no idea how he gets into panels

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Hey stud, where you taking me for dinner tonight?

I actually enjoy nahaz's youtube videos
Its probebly because he can't interrupt anyone and I can play it at 1.25 speed

>this game is dead

Even singsing confirms it

Why is the color theory still persistent in high mmrs?

>>157350430
u will speak when spoken to, brown

>>157350179
the stable

>>157350430
It was true in HoN. All the high MMR players are just memeing.

>>157350638
underrated post desu

>>157349594
undeniably

>>157350179
back to where you came from

true sight fucking when?

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How do I tip another player with this battlepass? I thought it was on the scoreboard in game at the end but they removed that with underlord, didnt they?

>>157351197
its at the end of the game when you get points

>>157351182
True Sight stream debut has been moved from 4PM PDT to 6PM PDT, apologizes for the delay.

>put sing stream on
>just want to watch a game with some bantz before going to bed
>30 minutes later still no game
dota is dead

>>157351364
Ive no idea when I get points
Do I have to win? Ive been on a cracking loss streak since this pass

>>157351604
ye

>decide to play a game to kill some time before truesight
>my teammates dont want to choose their heroes because muh counter picks, so I choose first as a support
>they choose Io, Silencer, randomed Ogre Magi and Lifestealer

thankfully the ogre magi was completely AFK long enough for the game to get a poor connection but FUCK playing dota for the rest of the night

>>157351694
whats the issue

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How could I have won this game?

>valve waiting for arteezy's game to end

>>157349374
I thought reddit would like him because he's an SJW

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>>157351839
by getting another avatar you fucking pedo

>>157351839
>15 tower damage lycan
>hand of midas void

>>157351839
Best you can hope for is stomping your lane early and pushing all tier 1 towers, thus giving your team a gold advantage. You can't 1v5 vs their heroes, that's for sure. Get your team rich early, get rosh, push their high ground.

As far as builds go, manta over silver edge would have made you stronger earlier. If you thought you could have ratted to win this game, shadow blade (no silver edge) into BoT. Hard game! You don't win late vs their team.

>>157352049
She's about my age. Probably older in the video.

>>157351839
>drow in a 4 melee team
>no alchemist ban or counter with aa

you lost from picks alone

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>There are people in this thread that denied the Puppey/dendi fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rbMm0vPGhM

>>157351839
Probably by not flaming your teammates and making everyone tilt.

>>157352356
that's after game bud

they deserve to be flamed for playing so shit

>>157352253
>she's
what the fugg
where has time gone

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>>157352342
I just popped a boner watching this, what does that mean dotards?

>>157352461
she's 25*

>>157352572
that maybe, maybe, you're not gay

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>>157352572
depends
what do you think of this

>pick Slark every game
>win every time
Explain this, Dotards.

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>>157352613
>Boston Major
> All tickets for the event are available as individual daily tickets–$20 each for Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, and $40 for the Grand Final on Saturday.
>individual daily tickets

So its going to cost as much as TI when you add up the Ticket Master Taxes

Who came up with this dumb idea?

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>>157352824
Me on top

>>157352049
this is one extremely punchable face

>>157352869
>stay home and watch that shit instead
>100 bucks richer to spend on food and booze

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>>157352869
>Who came up with this dumb idea?

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>destroy chinkrect
>destroy nu-CoL
is there anything this man CAN'T do?

>>157352869
my neighbor

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>>157353058
Win a TI.

>>157353058
be a good player

1 mason
2 ritsu
3 funn1k
4 ????
5 puppey

>>157353058
ACT

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>>157353058
Have a good taste in anime

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>artour cucking waga AND sing at the same time

>>157353184
>pro player cant aclick for shit
why is this man regarded as good player again?

>>157353440
Muh Christian lore robot angst

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>>157353525
>typical millenial baby talk
Come on, dude, you can do better

u guys know pre 2000 mechas are the only saving grace of anime, right

>>157352824
wtf am I looking at?

>>157353882
turkish passtime

>>157353882
doturds

dotututututututturds 3:-V

>>157353781
Got your saving grace right here buddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQuNiGwiq5Q

>>157353882
Oil Wrestling. Turkish National Sport.

30 mins till True Sight go live, will someone stream it?
PSG if you're here go stream it so you can do something good in this world before you die.

>>157353963
thats actually pretty good quality in that timeline

>>157353963
That's a very low hanging fruit you have there

>>157354047
arteezy is streaming it

>>157354108
>watching it with a shitter and some twitch monsters

smhtbhfamalama

>>157353613
Nigga I've been watching Gundam before you even could tell the difference between Chinese cartoons and Scooby Doo.

>>157354202
you're literally going to be watching a documentary about him you moron

>>157354306
more like a mockumentary B^)

>>157354272
sure, mate

>>157354272
>implying Wing is a proper Gundam series and not a fujoshibait with robots
Nice one

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>everyone in the world is waiting to see Arteezy naked
why are you so gay dotards?

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>>157354527
>tfw no rtz bf

>>157354527
how long is vod anyways?
an hour or anime length

How hard is Diffusal Blade going to get nerfed in 6.89?

>>157354409
Like seriously, NGE is okay (ain't got shit on Akira), but it's probably done more harm to the whole industry by now by creating this cult of worship and the whole -dere personality garbage that has turned the whole industry into fetishism.

>>157354878
I think it runs every 2 hours, so maybe 1h-1h30?

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>157354918
Woa, mate, what a far fetched accusation you have there. Just because Rei became an anime trope doesn't mean Eva is to blame for the current state of the industry.
>Ain't got shit on Akira
Eh, maybe cause is nothing like Akira? Also, Akira took a LOT of influence from western media (ever seen Blade Runner?)

>>157354992
you know what's even more pathetic? you for spamming this shit every single day

Post your favorite souns in Dota:
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/e/ed/Mana_Void.mp3

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>>157348613
What is this?

>When you're at the enemies doorstep but they just won't lay down and die
WHY, WHY DO THEY PERSIST MR. ANDERSON

>>157355312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUl7-b4qm4

>>157355367

Thanks china

>>157355301
There are multiple people posting it

t. I'm one of them

>>157355301
here's a better site for you https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/

>>157355469
Im no purist and I have no love for Blizzturd, but I fucking love Cenarius Horn from DotA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxit5ZjLqc0

It sounds fucking good, much better than that stupid airhorn crap

>>157355220
>Is nothing like Akira
Probably not, but it's without a doubt had a big impact on NGE and Ghost in the Shell which are your stable "you have to rate these high" scifi animays.

It's not solely at fault, it's just easy to pander to people when the viewers are a bunch of otaku that don't even like realism or amazing characters but are content with having Re:Zero steam avatars. The only people trying seem to be the ones making sports stuff, but I doubt they will make another Slam Dunk.

>start playing offlane only
>play bad
>lose
>play well
>win
>always

this is all I want from dota

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>>157355301
>there is only one shitposter
way to out yourself newfag

>>157355530
>>157355585
>>157355830
yeah fuck you too losers. keep spamming your epic memes in every thread you sad sacks of shit

>>157355746
GITS is shit though

>>157355428
purpose

>>157355746
I get you, but only if sports wasn't such a big turn off for me. I watch anime for escapism, and I think "realism" is something not suited for anime overall.

>>157355469
>>157355629
>THERE'S THAT FUCKNIG HORN AGAIN!

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>Reconnecting to the server is faster than respawning

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>>157355921
>calls others sad
>gets mad over literally nothing
take your pills my man

>>157354527
why's he so perfect bros

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so fucking MAD

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>>157355921
is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>>157356057
literally who

>>157356119
my neighbor

>>157356042
>>157356062
autism

>>157355629
sounds like a protein fart

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>>157355629
that and you are also being nostalgic my friend
me too, me too

dotard will defend this:

>am is a bad hero

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hello /d2g/ , if I set everything correctly this should be the early in the year 2016 and I have time to warn you about PPD

In my timeline PPD grows tired of dota and stops playing on EG. A few years later he starts his political career and manages a seat into the city council. Then after this the records regarding his career are not clear but he manages to become mayor or some city. He then runs for president of USA. This moment was the downfall for the rest of the world. Peter the First quickly begins to make America self-sustainable and closes borders. The effect was unforeseen nearly every other economy struggles to maintain itself and it only encourages the other large powers to become self-sustainable as well.

Eventually America succeeds and launches several other countries into deep recession. China develops a throw away clones for their workforce and manages to keep up with America. Fast forward a few generations and China suffers the largest epidemic, killing nearly 87% of their clone population. Effectively making America the only first world country.

We've analysed the timeline and predicted the only way to prevent this is to ensure that PPD continues playing dota on team EG.

>>157356006
>>THERE'S THAT FUCKNIG HORN AGAIN!
i dont get the reference
wheres this from

I'm watching eg hang out instead of grant casting fdl/dw

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PRESENT TIME
DEAD THREAD
PRESENT DAY
DEAD GAME
NO PATCH

>>157356390
lolbabby/ledditor detected

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Can some gulagger record EG watching true sight on artours channel, and upload it?

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>>157356463
no man ive had heard that reference before
proof im not ledit or new

ppd's gf is an uggo

>>157356463
>>157356597
just tell me the reference dotaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaards

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>win TI
>fix toilets for a living
dotards?

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Top 5 Dota heroes in bed:
>Earthshaker
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/0d/Erth_level_07.mp3
>Riki
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/8/8e/Riki_level_01.mp3
>Elder Titan
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/2/21/Elder_levelup_11.mp3
>Winter Wyvern
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/d8/Winwyv_levelup_08.mp3
>Outworld Devourer
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/9/96/Odest_levelup_01.mp3

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Does PPD exclusively only get gf's that look like him if he wore a wig and had -5%bodyfat?

you think fears arm thing can be used for jerking off?

>>157355979
Good fantasy is good fantasy, like Berserk before it was shit going in circles or Mononoke Hime, but I like angsty realism like Punpun best. Contemporary fantasy work is fucking SAO times 10. Boku Dage Ga Inai Machi has been the only good series the whole year for me, if we don't count standard JoJo which are always JoJo tier. I am not much of a sports fan either, but it's easier to deal with a subject that interesting than characters that are plain annoying. I do sometimes watch some highschool romance stuff as a guilty pleasure and cry myself to sleep as I near wizardom.

>>157356597
>>157356750
fuck off back to /lolg/

>>157356750
It's my neighbor

>>157356896
t. clq

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Jimmy Time

>watching artour watch True Sight

ultra comfy

woah holy fuck the fnatic manager is a super manlet

>>157356876
Dake* autocorrect baka

>first game of the day
>it's a team picks 4 carries episode
>my sven goes echo sabre before brown boots
>i spend all my gold on detection
>sf afks mid lane invisible
Just a warm up game boys

>>157356876
I'll check into your recommendations, it's tough to find something good amidst the endless seasonal crap. Thanks, famlia

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sup

dota tards

lole!

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>he's only 17

>>157357074
t. 2kmmr

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>tfw will never live my life as a dota pro

>>157357201
This was a 3.7k average game boys WOOH. It's not usually this bad.

>>157357078
I am pretty much jaded to liking VHS era stuff, but I can't really resist time travel.

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>artour ass
>multiple shots of artour ass
what did valve mean by this

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пeдики

>pay 4 gay porn

DOTARDS?

im jerking off to this

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hek hek hek hek!

MOM?

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>artour getting pissed on stream

god my sides

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>sumail is on screen
>anele spam

lmao sumail is fucking lewd

>>157357235
>escape the past
No one can, mate. Nowadays over saturation means abysmal quality across the board. Hang in there, anon, every now and then something great comes out

GOLEM GET YE GONE

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>>157357267
They knew how to appeal to /d2g/

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NYAHOOO!~

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>>157357518
doturd?

>>157357446
where do you even get this

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Is his goal to procreate with himself?

PPD's rent/mortgage is probably like $7000 per month

jesus christ he will be poor in a year

haHAA

someone murder this girl

https://clips.twitch.
tv/arteezy/HilariousTroutFailFish

yo wtf that girls a skeleton
can't ppd pay to put some meat on her bones

>>157357432
I want to wipe my memory and binge GTO.

DOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>157357326
>beer belly

rtz is THICC!

THICC!!!!!!!

>>157357573
Rent...?

They are not buying the house..?

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rawr

>>157357573
>approx. total earnings: $2,603,724

kek

he also gets wage by EG

>>157357540
lmao how short are u get a chair lol

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>>157357553
It's all over the internet

>girls dig the stache

never change artour

>a black person plays dota.

I cannot believe what I'm seeing

holy shit an actual nig playing dota

JUST

this is some comfy shit
why cant we all just hang

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>it's cool, right?

SAKURAGI LMAO

sooo gayyyy

you think they have sex on the bear?

>cute hairdresser moaning in agreement

that should be a crime

>>157357269
mamka tvoya pedik

FOR THE BOYS

>FOR THE BOYS

ROFL

>For the boys condom

jesus

>now everyone can fly
;_________________________;

Holy fuck this is so gayyyyyyy

Is American always being this gay??

I bet mushi date raped someone on the boat

>arteezy watching Fnatic's kappa pride yacht trip

"what the fuck"

wtf how come demon has big ass arms and no chest or abs or shoulders or traps

>>157357561
kek

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>>157358270

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>when you realize all of the Dota world is having gay sex orgies on their off time

>>157358298
curl bro senpai

>>157358270
Well they were the first one to legalize gay marriage.

Thank god they at least ban gays streaming topless now

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>>157358374
>Puppey got ousted because he was a hetero
It's all coming into place now...

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>>157358374
dumb frog poster

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how do i get a haircut like a dota professional

do i just go to a salon and ask them to give me a good hairstyle

>Fnatic does cool ass bonding shit
>EG plays like nerds in a small room and talk about feelings
oh fuck my sides

wtf is this fnatic gay vacation bullshit

man you can tell ppd hates cr1t

>>157358561
you gotta bring pictures in of what you want/like

>>157358589
Gaycation

>It's Fnatic normieshit social life segment

REEEEEEEE

>>157358596
Really..? How?

wtf, you guys told me asian girls didn't have big tits

>>157358596
he's not even trying to hide is regret of "retiring"

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>scared of Mushi

yo is sumail cosplaying as clinx

>Sumail singing

>enemy picks jungler
>I pick Riki
>I win
This is fair and balanced. I fucking hate Iron Talon junglers, but I fucking hate this shitstain hero that counters them too.

sumail is cute

CUTE

>MORE UNDERWEAR
What Valve meant by this?!

>>157358907
stfu we're watching valve docs

>>157358589
didn't you see the grills grinding on each other?

>mushi runs for fun

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>Draft Censored
>You can still tell what heroes they are
VALVE??!?!?!

>draft censored
Top Stuff

who cares about this shit when all the teams disband

>>157358962
they're doing that because the one that grinds the least ends up in Mushi's rape dungeon

>Mushi runs around the local park
His preferred place for hunting

>no subtitles for Mushi and pinoys
wew

>>157359068
can't wait for the Secret one that shit is going to be amazing

>no sumail ukelele

oldman fear

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OLD MAN FUCKING FEAR FROM HALF COURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Jimmy speaks the worst engrish

dumb pinoy monkeys

what time period does this documentary correspond with?

Possible to play dota 2 on xp? Anyone got a fix?

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Is fear actually captain america

Do SEA people always screaming like this when playing..?

>>157359332
>he spent the last 5 years practicing his free throw to make up for the one in F2P

Good shit

>>157359451
Post TI6 and MDL

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>>157359332
>>157359320
>>157359167
>>157359474
>these fucking marks getting worked so hard by Valves CGI

fnatic have zero chemistry. three countries.. communicating in broken english. honestly i hope this team implodes. they are a disgrace to the fnatic name.

MAS KITO

>MOSQUE ITO

>Fear is literally the dad of the team

im kinda happy

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>sheever will never massage your orients

Whos in the call with artour?

>>157359768
charlie nd zai?

>>157359768
Charlie and Cr1t, maybe Fear

>>157359768
Blitz for sure
maybe zai
don't know anyone else

>>157359768
my neighbor

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>Valve forgot the subtitles

ENABLE SUBTITLES, DUDE!

>>157359768
Zai Charlie Phi

sumail and fear are so cute

>>157359768
charile, crit, zai i think fear was there too

and nip long ching chong to you too

How long until Mushi and jimmy fistfight??

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>NA time.
>Manchildren watching Arteezy.
>mfw.

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stop Mushi

>>157359768
>>157359853
>>157359826
>>157359827
Sumail is in there

>People not realizing they didn't put in subtitles so you can place yourself in Jimmy's shoes

He was sitting there not understanding a fucking word they were saying.

>>157359040
>no (You)'s

I guess the initial hype of this webm has died already

>>157351839
> rushing silveredge and hurricane pike
>no ring of aquila
>is that a fucking blightstone

You had no damage and what looks to be the beginning of either a deso..which is fucking terrible on drow, or a medallion which is even worse.

Go look up some cookie cutter drow builds and go from there, how are you 3k?

>"Kick PPD, win lans" - Zai 2016

what now ppdposters?

Well that movie was basically

>Fnatic are fucked because of no communication
>EG are still good

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Zai is so fucking based

man I used to play in a tier 4/5 team a year ago and this really brings back memories.
its literally how we talked, trying to make sure we're on same page, putting ourselves and each other down a nod, sometimes a little to much.
man

>>157360337
We got a bunch of juicy pictures of Artour too.

whats the countdown for at the end? a rerun?

dude that artour stream was comfy af

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>literally everybody is filling their asses with cock

>>157360414
yea

>>157360414
Yes

Each episode is supposed to cover two different teams. I imagine Newbee OG is next.

>>157360414
yeah theyre running it every two hours for a day

>>157360414
it runs for 24 hours, then anyone wiht battlepass can watch it as often as they want.
dont worry though give it a couple hours and someone will have hd camrips/recordings up

The last Fnatic bit made me sad

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>no resolution to Fnatic drama

>>157360581
gotta wait for next episode dude :^)

How many episodes is this series going to have?

>>157360495
Or just see it from Arteezy's stream.

That was great. Comfy watching it with rtz and gang.

>>157360654
>not fullscreen
neck yourself

>Valve would also probably capitalize on the Team Secret drama but only from EE's perspective

So how will this turn out, dotards?

>>157360616
Or when they actually win a LAN.

someone upload the vod from artours viewing party somewhere

Jimmy Ho @DotaDeMoN 3m3 minutes ago
That turned out much better than I expected #truesight

Everything is fine guys

>>157360719
Fight me

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>>157360719
not if I have something to say about it

>>157360884
Uh, what? That makes it look even worse, if that heavy drama was supposed to appear "Better than he though".

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>the only way for valve to save dota is to turn it partly into reality tv

RTZ undieshots anywhere?

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>>157360884
Well... NOW I GET IT, that's why it's called True Sight, because it shows us what really happens behind the scenes, what happens with the players and their internal struggles...

>>157360616
Episodes will be self-contained about various teams
The EG/Fnatic stuff will be reused for the Boston Major and the post-Major video

I can't wait for the fucking Secret video, holy shit it will be hilarious

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>>157361045
dumb drowposter

>>157361059
Actually pretty daring from Valve. Fnatic can either really show up at the Fall Major and you can have an upbeat finish to the drama or they can bomb and it can turn out pretty dark. Might be hard getting something out of the players in the latter situation.

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>>157361085
>tfw that sharp pain you felt wasn't his intellect

>>157361085
Which neighbor did OD fuck?

>>157361526
He's leaking in anticipation of you, the viewer assfucking him. The subby boy doesn't top

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>>157361045
>>157361093
>>157361387

So this is the power of NA posting. Really makes you think.

>>157361821
Really makes me cum

>Someone posts hetero porn
>Taken down instantly
>Someone posts gay porn
>Stays up until archival
/d2gay/

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>>157361821

>>157361967
classic

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So is there anything worth webming in that video or what or can I just ignore it

>>157362014
Gotta need a sauce, mate. Please

>>157362050
not really

>>157362050
I bet owen has motorboated those

sigh

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>>157361967
I remember someone posted Sajedene giving DC some stress relief, and it lasted till the end of the thread.

Is desolator a required item in every game? Because every time I don't take it, it feels like the enemy team gets unkillably tanky

Is there a link to the true sight documentary? Dont want to pay valve anything

>>157362627
you'll have to wait, or watch RTZ's VOD, of his current stream which means you'll have to wait anyway

>>157362708
>you need to be subscribed to rtz to watch his vods

Fucking jew

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How do we fix him?

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is there any pubstar/pro who runs naix without armlet?i just dont like it,want to study builds without it

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>>157362761
woa, I didn't know that. Geezus Krist

>>157362786
check my neighbor

>>157363031
or your whore mother hehe

>>157362786
You can do phase > echo sabre > deso.

>>157362785
>Treants now receive 20% of NPs stats from items
>Treants now receive NPs on-hit effects

>>157363112
we engineer now