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>>157229205

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaah... Karak Eight Peaks... The eternal hold.

I have seen the end of dawi...

Can somebody tl;dr the latest DLC for me please?

Someone said something about new mechanics?

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>All this elf posting

>>157287063
You can now rape your captives

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>>157287075
Stay mad.

>>157287063
>Two new playable factions (one dorf and one goblin)
>new units for both greenskins and dorfs
>night goblin chief as a new lord type for greenskins and runelord for dorfs
>new LLs and new regiments of renown

>>157287063
It's implementing at least two new factions.

>>157287063
Squig feeding minigame
Random "Bitten by Hungry Squig" event (Wounds Hero)

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THEY HAVE WRONGED US!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytWz0qVvBZ0

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G O B L I N S

WHERE ARE MY ELVES WTF ???????

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It is now October. The sallow season deepens its hold on Athel Loren. It is a dark time, a time of mourning. As the spites and spirits of the forest grow slothful and recalcitrant, the enemies of the Asrai seek to defile the sacred glades. Ratposting is rampant. The King and the Warlord looms, unwanted and unalliterative. Athel Loren is a realm under siege. The King of the Woods cannot be found; the kinbands are scattered and given over to dissolute indulgence, pursuing until the last comfort over exertion.

Yet it is comfort itself that is imperiled; Should the Asrai fade from the Old World the beauty of their existence, a recordless history of leisure and frivolity without equal, will disappear, leaving the clamoring, scrabbling bustle of the outside world without counterpoint or enlightening example. It is a dark time. But even in the deep gloom of autumn, a hope flickers. A whisper on the winds, melodious like the clinking of tea cups on saucers.

Wood Elves soon.

HAHAHHA here we GO again, another round of stale memes and shitposting.
another round of tomb kangz,meme rats, meme goblins, meme elves, le ebin vlad, and etcetera.

I'm fucking tired of this general, you autists are the absolute bane of this board, holy shit I would stomp every single one of you meme spouting neckbeards in a second with my bare hands.
For the love of god stop posting these memes, I'm tired, I just want to discuss Total War and not have to scroll trough a wall of memes.
Enough is enough.

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did they ever finish that mod that basically imports the rome 2 factions to attila?
think some russians were doing it and this place was creaming over it

>wasn't really excited for squig and squat because of grim and grave not being that great
>but then new starting positions
>now I really wish it was out faster

I've been waiting so long

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> Start your new campaign the Slayer King Ungrim Ironfist in the hold of Karak Kadrin and prepare to fulfill your oath.
> In addition to his existing bonuses, all Slayer-type units in Ungrim's army are faster on foot.
> The unique hero Malakai Makaisson is both a Slayer and an engineer. He may unlock his ingenious creation - the Goblin Hewer - an artillery piece which can shred through hordes of lightly-armored foes.
> New lord: Daemonslayers, whose legendary feats and front-line prowess inspire fellow Dawi.
> New hero: Dragonslayers, tried and true champions who seek out the most fearsome foes to fell.
> New unit: the Brotherhood of Grimnir, veteran Slayers with their own great axes.
> New unit: the Thunderbarge, massive zeppelins crewed by mad Dawi and fitted with cannons and bombs.
> New RoR: the one and only Long Drong's Slayer Pirates, a crew of Slayers armed with swords, guns, and scurvy attitudes.
Price it.

>>157290343
$19.99

>opening cinematic will only include first 4 factions

LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE

>>157290343
Coming July 29th, 2020

Anyone else think that the squigs look really really authentic?
CA nailed their goofiness and malovent nature pretty damn well.

Empire doesn't really feel like an empire. It just feels like a bunch of divided nations who just get completely fucked by Vampire Counts every game.
There should be infighting but they should be more susceptible to working together when there's a common enemy

>>157292210

Yeah, I was impressed by how they look. Shame they're just a reskinned wardog in gameplay terms.

>>157292451
what else should they even be?

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>>157289687
Ancient Empires?

No campaign yet, but they released a custom battles version of the mod.

>elf posting

Pathetic.

>>157292758
yeah total warhammer fucked this general

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>>157292758
REEEEE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT WOOD ELVES WHEEEEEN

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>>157292758
elfs are nice waifus.
Happy for dorfs though.
Makes me want a warcraft TW for some reason.

>>157292507

Wardogs with a degree of randomness. Squigs are meant to be nearly unmanageable, so throwing in some kind of berserk mechanic would help them stand apart.

They (and any other applicable units) should really have handlers, though, I don't know why CA didn't implement them. How hard could it be to implement the old Rome wardog mechanic?

All these shills shilling the dlc lmao
>Only 5 units
Get fucked CA stupid cunts

>>157292210
Squig plushy when?

>>157292895
we should make our own historical total war general, no warhammers allowed

>>157292649
yup that's it
where can i monitor its progress?

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>>157292331
It's my understanding that the Empire only unifies when the Vamps are a considerable threat. In my campaign, Averland had been destroyed and Nuln was under siege when I FINALLY turned my attention south. Was too busy fighting Marienburg. That's the nature of the Empire lorewise anon. Unified by cultural alone except when it suits them to work together.

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>>157293448
You could check out the subforum on total war center: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2095-Ancient-Empires-(AE)

or look for Ancient Empires faction previews on youtube so you can see how it's going.

is there a historical TW coming out next year?

pls

>>157292003
what cinematic?

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>>157293642
Who needs a new TW when you already have Radious

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>Want to play every single faction in it's complete form

Goddamn I feel like a crack whore. Gona enjoy stomping the shit out of any night gobbos especially as the orcs

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

>>157293895
>Not brown
>Best
Never post in front of me or my son again

>>157293607
thanks friendo

>>157292507
>Best
Mark of Chaos rat ogres, they come a bunch of handlers, and if all handlers die, the squigs go berserk and attack whatever is close
>Good
Attila/Rome 2's hounds
>Lazy and out of character
Lone squigs hopping around

For a game with so much focus on flavor and faction variety, that feels like a kick to the balls

Is it just me or did they show a chariot mount for chaos Lords at one point?

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>Dwarf Ethereal Heroes

So they never die?
Why would u do dis?

>>157293993
Could mods fix this?

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>>157293991
You're welcome, fellow understander of strategy!

>>157294081

They must have reduced or no armour. Else they can solo armies on their own.

>>157293642
No.
At the earliest it will be in 2 years.
They'll milk the shit outta WH:TW

>>157287840
>>157287981

But there are no new factions. We are simply getting 2 LL for existing factions with unique starting positions. Or am I missing something?

>>157294146

Probably not. Mods are pretty limited in what they can do.

Is it possible to be playing another faction and have Mousilon/Empire secessionists/another minor faction kill the major faction of that race and become the dominant faction?

>>157295356
Hard to say, the Legendary Lords for main factions are pretty potent

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Gorebull scout went to check out the strange southern Schwartz situation
Found Karak Norn sitting comfy down there too
Additionally, judging by the faction turn display, the only remaining Norscan tribe is the Sarl

>>157294832
New starting positions/factions, Belegar will lead a clan of his own, so there will be two different playable factions for the dwarfs, the regular one led by thorgrim and the new one by Belgar.

Same thing with the greenskins, Skarsnik leads a goblin only faction called "the crooked moon tribe"

>>157294832
Crooked Moon tribe is Crooked Moon tribe, they don't have the Greenskins name or emblem

Same with the other two factions

Is there any info about the white dwarf DLC?

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WE GOT DEM SQUIDS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ_NdMGIZfM

>>157295792
You had to watch a 18 min impression video to figure that out?

This is why you never deal with frenchies

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>>157295958
Now they made me forget my picture

>>157295878
Sorry i linked wrong lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3h95GetPDs

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>>157296039
What's up with your map?

>>157296113
Whoa this is cool, is this official? Must have leaked early.

>>157296263
I trusted Brettonia

>>157296039
Nice graphical artefacts. AMD I take it? Not too late to RMA I hope. Tick tock, tick tock. Tick. Tock. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

>>157296039
What's wrong with Military Access?

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>King and the Warlord
>Not the Green and the Grudge

>>157296498
>Grim and the Grave
>Green and the Grudge

So Grail and the Grove for Welf/Bret DLC?

So, do any of you use Free companies?

>>157296572

Feeling grail? Feeling grove?

>>157296574
They are better than pikemen, zombies and spear goblins.

>>157294146
"No."

I tried to, the way it was done in Attila got axed

>>157294046
There were plans for both Chaos and Greenskins chariot mounts

>no /twg/
Fucking knife ears

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RADIUS WAS WEAK

>>157296997
>>157297081

>chainmail masks

>>157295627
>New lords get their own factions
>Meanwhile, Ungrim is stuck on Karaz-a-Karak, Kemmler is happily working for an asshole he despises and Azhag is Waggin' on the other side of the map

>>157297139
light infantry

If the full extent of Toady Trickery against the Dawi was discovered, exactly how much grudging would occur?

>>157286363
Hey guys i just found out about this site showing various 3d modells of TW:W assets and i thought you might want to take a look.

https://www.artstation.com/search?q=total%20war%20warhammer&sorting=recent

>>157297178
Stop being such a negative bitch ass nerd. The fact that they're adding new factions should be enough to show that they plan on implementing them for other LLs.

>>157297178
I'd enjoy kicking your arse when we meet, fagdick homogeek.

>>157297537
I would suck you so hard you'd fall in love, turboqueef

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I have alot of vessels.

>>157297604
*blushes*

Wish they went with glamoured Vlad for his model tbqh, I find it slightly hard to take a guy with a rotting face seriously

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>13(THIRTEEN) days since the 30th
>AE STILL NOT RELEASED

>>157296574
Yes, they are quite decent

>>157297652
Wanna explain the 2 territories in sylvania?

>>157297889
I wanted to colonize Sylvania and bully Mannfred but abandoned those plans when i had to go back to defend some territories.

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>>157297805

>>157297256
All of it

What are the best, most lore friendly, most immersive mods?

>>157298303
Total Cumhammer

>>157298303
Radious, my friend

what happened with the Radious pasta guy? I miss him ;_;

Have been a little bit out of touch,what is next FLC? Cant find it anywhere.

>>157298763
Wurrzag at the very least, he got leaked, check the 2 las threads

>tfw tempted to raze everyone around you as the Empire because those fuck refuse to trade.

Bunch of cunts.

>>157298763
Wurrzag, get to play as a savage orc faction

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>>157299187
>bixnooding around with the outback boyz

>>157299187
Nope he is just greenskins faction with minus upkeep on savage orcs and shamans and starts with some savage boar boys.

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>>157299187
>get to play as a savage orc faction

>>157299407
What the FUCK do you want you're always FUCKING yawning and shit what's ya FUCKING problem cunt

>>157299572
He's tired.

>>157299597
We are all tired

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>>157299283
>that gif

>>157296574
Yeah they are amazing
Better value than handgunners imo since they can actually move fast

What army comp/formation do you guys use?

i don't care what game or faction i just want an actual discussion about battles

>>157299990
General of the empire Heinz Guderian and 19 steam tanks.

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>>157299990
I like pikes. And playing as Hellenes.

>>157299990
A full palatine legion in FotE
Literally nothing stands up to it because the AI cannot into army composition and the Huns basically get hardcountered by the LEGIONS OF ROME

>>157299990
I used to use with some success trve roman tactics with greenskins

>Hastati -> Goblins
>Principle -> Orc boyz&trolls
>Triarii -> Big Uns / Black orcs / General

Where do archers, giants, wizards and cavalry fit in?

>>157286363
>/twg/ not the thread title
Wow what a shitty OP, you had one job.

>>157300224
Triplex Acies literally does not work in Rome 2 or Rome for that matter because the disengage penalty is retarded and there's no such thing as a fighting retreat.

>>157298676

me too. I was considering digging thru the archives to find all that bullshit just to post it again but it would just be so..

..inauthentic

>>157299990
2 western auxilary palatina, 6 herculiani seniores, 4 equites promoti, 2 scholae gentineles, 5 ravena elite balistarii + general

for my WRE armies anyway, there is obviously some variation, depending on who and when I am fighting

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AVE

>>157299990

1 General, 3 onagers (or equivalent), 16 wardogs

what do we know about next weeks flc ?

>>157300271
exactly, the goblins will just break, leaving room for the boyz and dodging the retreat penalty

chances are that they will rally back when running to the area of influence of the general, reshaping the formation

now that I think about it, trolls should be in the first line too for the same reason

>>157300364
The best part about this is that you can literally just order a retreat if the dogs don't finish the job.

>>157300357
attila models are so much better than rome2 ones, in rome 2 they are all built very oddly, like a wardrobe, AND they faces look almost ogrish

>>157300364
>>157300417

does anyone have the screenshots of the wardogs can win any siege thread?

>>157300271
charge your replacement unit in as the unit to be replaced is fighting. Once the front rank of the replacement unit engages, pull back the unit being replaced, the rest of the advancing soldiers should cover the others retreat.

It doesn't look pretty but it pretty much works like this; https://youtu.be/J7MYlRzLqD0
>0:34

Basically you want the front rank of your replacement unit to be just behind the front rank of the unit being replaced, and it should go alright, it has worked well enough in my experience.

>>157300552
Aah, the /twg/ dog wallcuck manoeuvre. Only on my laptop, sorry anon.

>>157300535
>attila models are so much better than rome2 ones
I agree, shame it runs like utter shit.

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>>157289591
>It is now september
>It is now october
>It is now november
>It is now december ;_;

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G O B L I N S

>>157300830
wh-what's after december

>>157300848
Bretonnia

Who /squigs/ here?

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>>157300552

>>157300831
Are only good dead.

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>>157300910
Never ever saw squigs used in tabletop. If they are even half similar they'll be trash.

>>157300975
t. Goblin Slayer
*casts Imprisonment*

Will total war ever feature a fighting retreat movement option?

One that keeps troops engaged but moving?

It would open up plenty of tactical options

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>>157300831

S Q U I G S

>>157301031
>open up plenty of tactical options
You mean like half the historical battles actually become winnable and shit like triplex acies is no longer literal trash?

>>157301072
the giant in the screenshot looks like its badly photoshopped on top

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>>157301119

r-rude...

>>157301031
>Will total war ever feature a fighting retreat movement option?
no, the AI can't even use the simple formations present in historical titles properly (which is why they cut them from warhams)

its also the reason why Nappy is the most fun tw for MP, since you can actually retreat and maneuver your troops

>>157301072
I wonder how will they play. While squgs are cool, geensking already have plenty of trashy goblin light cavalry options. How are squgs gonna be different?

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>>157299990

Currently rollan with pic related. Clubmen to hold the line in shield wall formation, Godansmen to flank. Bunch of archers to outshoot and outrange the AI and some cavalry to cover the Godansmen and chase off any enemy skirmishers or ranged units my archers are unable / too busy to handle. Worked against the Huns, Romans and other barbarians. Will have to see how it works against Persians and Desert kingdoms

>>157301175

Early game armor piercing anti-infantry cav hopefully.

It wouldn't make sense if they weren't armor piercing.

>>157301175
Probably like dogs

>>157301175

Poison attacks.

>>157301182
>langobards
Drop everything but the archers
Replace the empty slots with godansmen

>>157301072
I really dig the look of the Rangers.

>>157301175
Anti-Small

>>157301175
They gonna be the greenskin doggos

>>157301293
yeah, gives me the dwarf rifleman vibe from warcraft 3.

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>>157301296

GRUDGE'D

>>157301354
>the pointlessly tall
manlets, when will they learn?

>>157301354

>beardless
>beard-thief

Fucking stunties

>>157301354
>the goat worrier

Kek

>>157301354
Cant wait for high elves its gonna be fun to stump the stunted

>>157301245
Spider riders are poison but are shit.

>>157301293
>>157301310
I alredy see how radious making Dwarf Rangers (Rifles)

>>157301293
I thought they were ranged?

>>157301736
Atleast its not lore unfriendly unlike most of the shit he makes

...armored bretonnian peasants...

>>157301794

>lore unfriendly

Its friendly to radious mod lore.

>>157301794
Dismounted Armored Bretonian Knight Archers Pesants

>>157301764
They are?

CA just showed them in melee for 2cool4u shots

>>157301902
Are they hiding their ranged weapon in their ass?

>>157301930
Yes

So since the tulip=twoLLpack is confirmed, what Lords might we see in tulip2?
All base factions now technically have 4 lords.
Chaos has 3 and Beasties have 2, but there's this "no DLC for DLC" meme.

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>>157296574

I like them, decent range against soft armour units, can switch to melee to bind up enemies. vanguard deployment and pretty fast.

>>157301947

Grombindal and Wurrzag.

>>157301947
Wurzagg

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH...

KARAK EIGHT PEAKS

>>157301947
Waterfall is probably woodelves so perhaps second LL will be for them and beastmen.

>>157301930
Where else would they?

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>>157301354
>>157301401
lot of little guys in tabletop guess they need a self-insert

>>157302079
On their back

>>157302091
But that's uncomfortable

>>157302091
Not sneaky enough

>>157301981
>>157301992
Arent Wurzag and Grom included in K&W?

>>157302075
>no DLC for DLC policy

>>157302191
>no DLC for DLC policy
What if it's a FLC?

>>157302191
No, wurzagg is a separate key, im assuming grom is the same

>>157302191
No you have to buy the White Dwarf magazine to get Grom

It's 12 dollars, gib money

>>157302432
Then that brings me to my original question "what will be the new Lords". It's either 5th lords for basic factions or DLC for DLC lords.

>>157302432
It would have been advertised left and right

>>157302586
If only somebody's mum or uncle worked at SEGA/GW/CA so we could find this stuff out :(

>>157302746
You are in luck because my sister's mom works at CA

>>157302746
My wife's boyfriend works at CA, but he told me to go fuck myself

>>157302746
My dad's son's mother works at McDonald's does that help?

By the Heldenhammer

>>157302914
Does the heldenhammer know?

What do you do when you lose a battle in your campaign?

>>157303646
Salvage it.

>>157303646
Savescum.

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Do you thing Grace dye hair down there too?

>>157304267

No.

>>157296574
Having them skirmish back to your main line and then using as fodder is great

>>157303646
Winning a next one

>>157299990
My favorite was Parthians in EB, 3/4 horse archers, and the rest split between heavy horse and shit spears

>>157303646
Quit, delete the save

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1 hour until wood elves....

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You guys ready for another early access look at the new DLC?

>>157304546
My god are they doing a press-up competition?
Was looking like a fat beta piece of shit next to otherjoe part of his plan?

>>157304619

It was extremely painful to watch.

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>>157304619
Some guy donated $3000 and dared him to eat 100 nuggets and do 30 pushups.

It took him 2 hours to start any actual gameplay and he played chaos as he was the only large streamer with them unlocked at the time, then proceeded to get rekt by Kraka Drak in the first 2 turns before ragequitting

>>157304619
he was doing it for a cuck that gave him like 3k+ dollars

>>157304729
So a stream of WoC gameplay consisted of 2 hours of eating nuggets and 20 minutes of gameplay? I'm sure the other viewers who didn't donate 3k were thrilled.

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>>157304729
>Some guy donated $3000

>>157304267
probably shaves it. Most girls here in UK are obsessed with shaving. One of those weird girl trends that seem to come out of nowhere.

>>157304841
These people aren't there for the gameplay, they're there for the ''''''''''personality''''''''''''

>>157303646
It's all according to plan.

t. lost 80% of the battles in my Turk campaign in M2

>>157304856
It's for eating pussy. Nobody likes chewing on pubes or styling a center-parting just to eat some minge.

>>157304960
>losing
>as turks in MW2

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>>157304729
>proceeded to get rekt by Kraka Drak in the first 2 turns before ragequitting
based dorfs

>>157305019
I lost the battles, not the campaign. Do you even retreat for more ammo?

>>157304729
I ragequit the stream before he even started playing, I can't fathom why some people enjoy watching that retard.

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In the groves and glades of Athel Loren, the season is the only meaningful measurement of time. For those for whom every provision is readily provided and little written word exists, one day is much like another. Time, an inconstant at best within the boughs of Athel Loren, has little bearing upon the Asrai. But there exists a gnarled and stuned set of beings for whom the past is an unscalable barrier. The Dawi, a stunted and gnarled race of tinkerers and laborers, mutter and toil in the bowels of the earth, forever dwelling upon imagined wrongdoings and a supposed halcyon period of greatness.

From their cold and uncomfortable cloisters of stone, the Dawi congratulate themselves on their miserable conditions. They humor themselves that their artifice and spiteful deforestation must be some great bane to the Asrai, with whom they nurse a one-sided grudge of obscure origin. It is typical of the Dawi to be fixated on a matter of materials.

While it is true the Asrai look on the Dawi with distaste, it is the unstinting revulsion of a race that consents to a life of slavery and resentment beneath the lowest Bretonnian peasant. (Though, in truth, the Dwarf draws up lower than even that hunched breed.) A so-called "Elder" race, the Dawi resemble nothing so much as the Rats and Goblins they proclaim to despise, endlesly muttering into their burrows and tunnels, bending their backs to some fruitless labor.

>>157299990
2 swordmen units, 6 halberd units, 2 archer units, either 2 handgunner units or 2 crossbow units, 2 pistolier units, 2 Knight units, a greatsword unit, a helstorm rocket battery and a mortar, general.

>>157305141
Aren't all your ennemies dead at that point?

>>157305234
Not when there's more enemies than arrows.

>>157303646
I do all I can to redirect absolutely all of my armies towards the transgressor at once. I make their defeat as lopsided and humiliating as possible. In my last battle with the offending culture, I try to get the faction leader involved in the battle and have him personally contribute, preferably defeating the last enemy general/faction leader unit with my own faction leader.

As you can tell, I get very fucking bitter about losing.

>>157305284
Their morale will be low so just get a couple of rear charges

>>157305468
I don't think you get how many enemies there are. Also, horse archers are kinda shit at charging in M2.

>>157303646
I lost my Faction Leader as the Alans after getting declared war on and surrounded by 4stacks in the same turn by the Sassanids. I pledged revenge and sent 4 separate armies into Sassanid lands who either razed or created puppets states ( who I would later raze) so that nothing was left of their empire. Then I got bored and finished the campaign.

>>157304678
For you

>>157304729
>get wrecked by Kraka Drak

I don't understand, isn't he supposed to play these games for a living? Isn't this his approximation of a career? How is Chaos so difficult for everybody, it's pretty fucking easy to figure out the basics really fast.

>>157305526
Why didn't you recruit non-horse archers?

>>157305809

Professional streamers are all shit at actually playing games. They make a living with their """"""hilarious"""""" commentary and rage/stupid moments. They're like a modern day court fool, only not as respectable.

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> Tomb Kings still not announced

>>157305809
Most people that play games for a living fucking suck at it.

>>157305867
Full horsefuckery is the most efficient, and the Turks kinda need all the money they can get to prep for Mongols and Timurids.

>>157305380
Is your favourite race dwarfs?

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>Have 145k subs
>only around 1k views on average
What happened to this faggot?

>>157306085

He didn't actually put a quote he made himself on his own channel banner right?

>>157306085
VALIANT DEFEAT

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>>157306085
He blocked all of his viewers

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>>157306202
He did it twice

>>157306085
Honestly people who care about shit like this are like those aunts that can't stop gossiping.

Just play your game and make fun of the neet elves and reddit rats.

>>157306085
>>157306284

Is Manlet of Macedon a trve vnderstander of strategy?

>>157306284
>>157306085
What an enormous faggot

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>>157306312

>>157305905
>>157305953
But I don't understand how you can be that bad at it, I realize a lot of people complain about Chaos but it's a pretty easy to understand campaign. Are they just stupid?

>>157306452
Fuck, its that guy.

Ok, you can include him on the list.

>>157306482
>Are they just stupid?
Yes.

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>>157305978
No, manlets just write about their defeats and brood about it in their dusty old caves for ages and craft trinkets to compensate for their losses; men get up and do something about it immediately.

>>157306085
>>157306452
>quoting yourself
>having some fruity pseudo-intellectual quote like that

Also I heard he was gay for Alexander. How exactly do you go gay for someone dead for over 2000 years?

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>>157306482

>>157306452
Who is this big handsome white man?

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>>157304729
>$3000

>>157306619
>Nintendo community

>>157300178
My nigga.

Spartan spearmen can hold back almost anything in a phallanx and their spears are long enough that if you put javelinmen right behind them and disable skirmish mode to make them stand still they arch javelins over the pikemen and can hit the enemy square.
I don't even use hoplites anymore, only on the flanks.

>>157306636
Heir of Carthage

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Gameplay video in 4 minutes

>>157306619
Fucking kill me. I don't want to live on the same planet as these amoebas.

>>157293642
next year? No, too soon, give it 2018

>>157306619
That's amazing, I didn't know that adults who were this bad at solving puzzles meant to challenge 12 year olds existed

2 MINUTES

>>157306767
Heir of Carthage is so charming with his polite language, bad jokes and southern accent

>its another "My opponent doesn't appear to know what he is doing" episode

>>157306767
For some reasons i expected this reply

>>157306452
I need that picture of him posing with some booth babes and looking extremely satisfied with where he is in life.

He's sort of gesturing to them with a stupid little smirk on his face.

>>157306691
>millionaire pays retard to make him do retarded shit

Truly a great man

>>157306823
Isn't the historical team completely separate from the fantasy team now? Meaning they can actually have two games concurrently out and having DLC developed separately without slowing down.

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>>157306896
I only have this one

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>>157306871

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>>157307004
That's it

I guess it wasn't booth babes but whatever

that fucking smirk man

Guess we have to wait another hour...

>>157306452

Jesus christ how tall is prince of macedon?This picture makes the guy on the left look like he's 7'

>>157306908
Pride is invaluable and therefore worthless. Humility costs, and so is worth everything.

>>157307158
there is a reason we call him prince of manlets, you know

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>>157307004

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>youtube celeb cancer shit

Stop

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>All those jealous faggots who can't take Prince swag

>>157307321
Nigger I watch watching PoM when you were a twitch in ya dads nuts.

Fair enough for angry joe shit, that can go, but PoM and Heir are eternally tw related.

>>157307321
Elf fags and skaven fags are mad that their shit races weren't announced, so they shit up the thread in a vain attempt to ruin it for everyone else.

>>157306870
>what the craps going on
>alt f4

>>157307559
>I have been a massive faggot since before you were born.

How is this helping your case?

>>157306829
For what?

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>CONTROL F TWG

>>157307559
Legend represents total war OCD and nostalgia-goggles

Maximus represents total war balance

What does PoM and Heir represents?

>>157307674
For 35 more min until gameplay of new dlc

>>157307663
Well I wouldn't say "I've been watching PoM" so much as I've known about PoM as a tw related youtuber for years. I know him by virtue of being a big enough total war fan to try and pick up some multiplayer tips on youtube over the years. He was around when fucking rome 1 was a brand new game making multiplayer battle videos for fun. He's not "cancer"

>>157307943
Legend represents cancer
Heir represents balance of TWW
PoM is dead and shit

I really like the animations braced spear units do when receiving a big charge.

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>our lord and saviour based Arch left out the youtube cancer discussion

>>157307943
Also Lionheart and LoTW (OCD and social deprivation, respectively?)

>>157286363
NEWWWWWWWWS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u871nAaxA04

>>157308218
>When you use radious while complaining about stuff not being lore-friendly

So, I just realized that you can change the battle difficulty in game.

Any idea how big is the buff for the AI in Hard/VH ?

>>157307943
Then there is Turin, who represents optimal cost-effectiveness and Party Elite who represents talking the talk but failing at the walk (great cinematic views tho).

>>157308218
He doesn't even qualify as youtube cancer, that's how irrelevant he is

>>157308337
OH SHIT

>>157308414
>you can change the battle difficulty in game.
In warhammer?
How?
Where?

>>157308337
>Its Grace forgot to upload news at 2 bong so she did it 30 min later episode

>>157307198
So if I gave you ten thousand bucks would you dress up as a girl and suck on a dildo while saying "daddy daddy"?

>>157308414
I think the leadership buff is something like +5/+8/+12 for hard/VH/legendary, but don't quote me on that. There's also an invisible buff to many other stats (rof, damage, etc.) of somewhere between 10-30% I think, with the larger buff being in harder difficulties of course.

>>157308337
FANATICS

>>157308337
>The new channel icon

Great choice desu.

>>157308337

THEY HAVE WRUNGED US

>>157308589
Campaign options. Do people just not click on menu options anymore?! This is the reason they had to make the teleport button huge and ugly.

>>157308613
The point is that it would cost me dignity but also win me ten thousand bucks.

THEY ARE DOING IT!

Wurrzag is a Free Legendary Lord for Total War: WARHAMMER, introducing a new character to start your campaign or multiplayer games with.

This latest free content launches on the 20th Oct at the same time as the Total War: WARHAMMER – The King & The Warlord DLC. Check back on this page then and then click the Download button to get Wurrzag for your game for free.

Once downloaded, you may start a new Grand Campaign as the Bloody Handz tribe, led by Wurrzag.

Wurrzag Da Great Green Prophet Wizards are widely considered to be touched by the divine, which is unsurprising when one considers the maelstrom of forces they routinely channel. In this regard however, the Savage Orc Shaman Wurrzag is in a league of his own.

The greatest herald of Gork and Mork, he appears in battle as a gyrating lunatic, actively seeking out the heart of the conflict where wizards normally fear to tread. Indeed, when Wurrzag is present, those gifted in the magical arts are advised to steer a wide berth, as magical mishaps are rumoured to befall those nearby.

>>157296498

>more than one content pack being abbreviated as G&G
>implying they would ever do this

King and the Warlord is a shit name though.

There was a wood elf leak? I'm out of the loop on deployment but I don't want to play as dwarves

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>>157308829
He inspires his Savage Orc cohorts with a brutal battle-fervour, driving them to ever-greater acts of ferocity, and supporting them further with spells and incantations as he races around the field atop his fearsome War Boar Spleenrippa.

Unique quests Like all Legendary Lords, Wurrzag unlocks a series of unique quest-chains as he levels up. Each rewards him with his legendary wargear, transforming his abilities in Battle and Campaign. Wurrzag has three quest-chains, bestowing him with The Baleful Mask, The Bonewood Staff and his Squiggly Beast.

Traits, skills and abilities Wurrzag has a number of further effects which make him a unique Legendary Lord. When unlocked, his skill Da Fury of Da Prophet! Imbues his entire army with magical attacks. Wurrzag can unlock his own personal mount, the War Boar Spleenrippa. All Savage Orc units in Wurrzag’s army receive bonuses to their physical resistance and charge bonus statistics. All Savage Orcs under Wurrzag enjoy a major reduction to their usual upkeep costs. Opposing wizards in close vicinity to Wurrzag suffer a major increase to their chance of miscasting. Wurrzag carries Da Effagee of Da Git, a ragged doll which he pricks with needles to pin enemy characters in place on the battlefield. Wurrzag’s War Paint grants him extra physical resistance.


Thats why it took so long. The 3 new LL's are all sub factions within the main faction.

How much are you betting Update 4 will reveal every faction gets this treatment. New starting regions for each LL.

CA YOU ABSOLUTE MADMEN.

>>157308706

ORCS EVERYWHERE

>>157308337
>no ghost companions of Belegar

For what purpose

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>>157308337
>That map

>>157308829
>>157308931
Where the fuck did you get this info for Wurrzag?
Holy shit. I'm hyped now. This has laid the groundwork for future factions. Thats why K&W is releasing before any new factions.

>>157299313

Wrong, faggu.

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>>157308337

>squig eats the dwarf whole

nice

>>157308713
I have looked for it since release everywhere and have never found it.

>>157308931
Sub factions is the best thing that came out of this

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>Swallow a dwarf

>>157308619
Damn, I hope someday they can code some harder AI instead of cheating.

Thanks senpai

>>157308713
In my defense, I thought it was the whole campaign difficulty slider when I saw it at launch.

>>157308337
>That squig eating animation

Neat.

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>no Mangla squigs

>>157308337
>precursor throwing axes

tfw no javelins in warhammer

>>157308886
No wood elves for a long, long time.

>>157301947

Empire still only has 3. Boris doesn't count.

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>>157309068
>>157309179
>>157309194


Neat but still they are just squigs with no herders

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>>157309179

S Q U I G S

>>157309173
Agreed. If they do this in Update 4 for all the current LL's then I'm completely fine with waiting for Wood Elves and Bretonnia till late november/Early december.

Realistically, what's the chance of Boris Todbringer become the 4th Empire Lord with an unique starting position?

>>157309353
It would have happened already if it was going to happen at all.

>>157309179

This is not the honourable death i was seeking.

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>>157309353
>Boris

>>157309353
>Coming soon with our newest The Balance of Power DLC™ , only $8.99 !

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>>157309438

delet this

>>157309353
You know since they pushing this new sub faction thing i think chances are pretty big

>>157309441
Calm down they aren't Parajew.
EU4 now has £190 of "DLC"
CK2 now has £178 of "DLC"

>>157309353
Decent actually. Shame he doesn't have quest battles and unique voice lines. These two things lessens the chances actually.

I wonder how confederations would work with these sub-factions. Would be neat if you got the "The Empire"(and so on) name if you confederated as Middenland.

are you rpepared for the incoming SHITSTORM?

Skaven before Elves


Total War Cuenta verificada
@totalwar

@DGSNRikain Skaven? Rat-men? What a myth! Don't be ridiculous, as if such things exist.

>>157309548
NO GOING TO HAPPEN RAT FAGGOT!

>>157309548

Glorious Skaven master race soon, fellow man-things!

>>157309438
>Empire for sale

Should be Province.

>>157309353
Doubt

>squigs dont have herders
couldn't they just make them reskinned doggos? those have herders in attila

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>>157309548
what a time to be alive, eat shit elf posters

"f you check out the Steam page for the latest DLC and under 'New Dwarf Techs' it says:

"Rat Poison: reduces factionwide corruption, improves income from mines and quarries, and keeps fabled ‘man-sized rats’ at bay"


This shows there will be a 'corruption' mechanic which leads to progressive Skaven infestation from below, unless you take countermeasures.

I hear the sound of skittering feet..."

>>157309792
Are you replying to your own post?

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>>157309548
>>157309601
>>157309615
>>157309792
Because that anon is a faggot here's a screen of that comment.

>>157309792
>rat fightyness
>rat waaghs
>rat corruption
>rat beastpaths
LMAO

>>157309846
of course I do elf shitter

>>157304267
>perfect Yorkshire lass dyes her hair a shit-tier colour
Irredeemable

>>157309864
SUMMON THE ELECTOR RATS

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>>157309792
Exactly.

>Rat Poison
>Reduces factionwide corruption

Skaven are coming soon(tm) brother!