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Always kiss the chicken

Everyone keeps jerking off about how seductive Baby sounds, but am I the only one who would absolutely smash Bonnie until I was mummified based on her voice?

>>157279570
With a hammer? Yep, that's me!

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This song was released in 1987

>>157279570
>He prefers the one that'll probably hump your leg all day over seductive Baby

>>157279570
I want to be soothed by the calming voice of Bawn Bawn.

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>update pack for SL
>Night 6, new room and new animatronic
>go through Ballora's room and head left
>lights flickering around a huge slumped silhouette
>eyes light up, power-up sounds, stands up straight
>it's this guy
>now you're spending 12am to 6am running and crawling between rooms, vents, and hiding places to avoid being caught and brutally murdered
>this is playing the whole time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X_2IdybTV0

>>157279764
I'd be okay with this.

>>157279570
I want to be in a mutual Loving relationship that will eventually lead to sex with baby!

>>157279764
>>go through Ballora's room and head left

I actually legitimately I want to do this when I have the time. I assume as long as you freeze whenever you hear her music, you don't have to worry about getting killed, so I'm surprised nobody's wandered around the perimeter of the room yet.

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>>157279680
>tfw you stole your creators body so now you can kill kids until you get spooked and killed via springlock

God i hope Ennard isn't Purple Guy

Where did 'stay in your seats' come from?

>>157279764
Is it one person making these memes out of everything?

>>157279918
it doesn't work on any other night other than 5 when going to the scooping room. in the engine you're actually just moving the door closer to you.

>>157280003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjaLBUcCkAA

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where is the ice cream

>>157279973
>Ennard could possibly be purple guy and be responsible for almost all the wacky shit in the series
Purple Guy is a double robot

baby facesitting eggs fucking when

>>157280260
where is the vore

>>157280294
lol

>>157280260
I dont get how people find this animatronic appealing
she has an awful design with a disgusting color palette and a sub-standard role in the story

>>157280075
That's what we would call a forced meme, anon. Even then, only if it catches. The very definition is of something that spreads. Go ahead. Pick the fruit. It's hanging right near the ground.

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It lives.

>>157280401
She has twintails and the artists draw her like pretty cute.

>>157280401
My dick doesn't need a reason, it knows what it wants.

>>157280401
Ballora and Baby are shit tier and only the few annoying idiots from Tumblr and DA like them.

>>157279570
I want a bromance with Freddy consisting of taking turns spit-roasting Puppet Bonnie from both sides at the same time, clinking beers and WD-40 in beer mugs together so hard they shatter laughing all the while
>HA HA DON'T TEAR ON US BAHN BANH, I WANNA KEEP ON GOING TILL MORNING!!
>Oh gosh, slow down Misters, I'm popping at the seams!

Meanwhile Ennerd tries to hang himself when he realizes this would be his new body, only to tragically realize he ain't got no neck.

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>>157280401
>Baby is the cause of almost everything that happens in Sister Location
>sub-standard role in the story

nigga wut

>>157280171
Even if you move your mouse to the left/right or use WASD? Because I can see the tile lines on the floor change to be diagonal as you look around.

I'm not saying I don't believe you, I just want to be absolutely positively sure. I'm desperate to find more secrets.

>>157280454
She looks awfully clean considering the subject manner

>>157280242
I wonder if this was supposed to be Scott or Afton.

>>157280798
Cry more, emo fag.

>>157280930
if you need proof, get close to the door in the gallery, and try moving left or right by any means. the door will still just come closer to you.
here's hoping for a halloween update

>>157281228

>baby with black and orange coloring

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>>157281228
That really bums me out. At least this saves me the effort of restarting my game to try it out, I guess.

>>157281072
I think it's Scott, he made Baby more violent and spooky in FNAF World to
>A: Be a red herring to how she's actually a soothing presence most of the time in the actual game
>B: It's possibly at some point (even up to the trailer) Baby was going to be violent. In game she technically never harms you, though she does help Ennerd (assuming she joined his hivemind, I still think it doesn't work like that given that Baby was implied to have a human girl's soul given the eye color change, I think Baby is 100% gone by night 5 aside from her voicebox) lead you to the scooping room. Even then, it seemed like all the robots (now a hivemind inside of Ennerd) were arguing a lot over how to deal with Eggs. I like to think that argument with 'Ballora' was a real argument outside the Scooper.

Hell, assuming Baby was still around inside of Ennerd when you have her chip or when she was scooped, I still wonder if she thought scooping would kill you or not or if you'd just join the hivemind with her. I can't even say 'Baby did nothing wrong.' It's more like 'I don't know if Baby knows if Baby did nothing wrong.'

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>>157281315
>baby dressed as a witch

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>>157281412

>>157281072
>The entire point of Update 2 was to shut down bad spin-off games
>Scott shit talks you while you play Five Nights at Freddy's 57: Freddy in Space
>Scott is the final boss of Freddy in Space

Pretty sure it's supposed to be Scott. He ends up getting killed by Baby as a way to hype up Sister Location

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>>157280260
>>157280324
Where's the motherfucking pizza

>1983
>1987

80's is the best decade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yBcDz56RyU

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So i finally got around to listening to some of the voice stuff, i'd watch a robotic pizza cooking show.

http://picosong.com/c7W5/

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>>157280260

>>157279973
How did that big ass endoskeleton even fucking fit inside a human skin?
And how can it look sO FUCKING SMUG??

>>157262409
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=37907

>>157282142
Original requester. Thanks, bnom! She's lovely.

>>157281217
>One-week chump
>The fembots judge guys by how long they can run their shift

>>157280867
I completely disagree with him and think his opinion is shit, but Baby might not be the one talking to us, that could have all been Ennard.

Or Baby IS Ennard? Or Ennard is all of the animatronics combined? It's not really clear.

>>157282080
>And how can it look sO FUCKING SMUG??

Now I can't look at that silhouette with those eyes without imagining it going "tee-hee~!", thanks anon

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>>157281974
>http://picosong.com/c7W5/
Oh my god, I forgot I recorded that. Not at all my best work but i'm glad someone got a kick out of it.

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Hello thread
How do you think Ballora actually kills you, I'm not so sure they have spare suits for stuffing

>>157282436
She just makes you learn ballet or die trying, alternatively sets you up for the shock treatment and gets bidybab to to kill you

>>157282436
They don't stuff adults in SL. They just flat-out kill them.

Very lovely. The technician's reaction is pretty much mine when I saw Ballora dancing across the screen when you get close to the maintenance room.

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Do you think Baby realized what was happening in the moment?

>>157281974
That Chica is fucking cool.

>>157282436
Well, if she's anything like Foxy she doesn't even kill you; just spooks you unconscious and then lets baby drag you off.

>>157282414
CVF RECORD SWEET NOTHINGS FOR ME YOU BIG MEMER

>>157282436
OBLIGATORY DEATH BY ERECTION COMMENT.

>>157282414
Oh dang.
What's up?

>>157282619
I don't think she fully understood how fragile humans are or how dangerous her insides are. I don't think she fully knew what she was doing, but even if she did she was unable to stop herself.

>>157282619
Jesus christ why is she so short? What the fuck happened while that was being drawn?

>>157281974
>tfw there will never be a new PaRappa or Lammy game

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>>157282619
Maybe

>>157282414
Yeah, there's some real entertaining stuff in there, i like it. A lot more to check out too, that's a big ass list.

>>157282619
She outright says she didn't know what was happening or why, just that it happened and she was confused. And that was the something bad she wanted out of her and destroyed.

I want a hugjob from bon bon

>>157282619
Naw, her recollection sounded pretty clueless about the whole thing. I don't think she's THAT good at pretending.

>>157282414
The Further Adventures of Yosuke and Cherry-chan when?

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>>157281469
>Eye color change

I keep seeing this and it drives me crazy. Baby had yellow eyes in World, green eyes in the Sister Location trailer and the extras menu, but then appears to have blue eyes in the minigame. Night 5 showed that she has blue lines around her eyes so that might be why they look blue in the minigame, and her "appearance" in World was long before Sister Location was ready so the yellow eyes could be written off as a design change.

tldr shits fucked and nobody is sure of anything as usual with this series

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Hey, I'm all shiny and sparkly! Let me be in the game!

>>157282436
Probably tears your face off

She's got razor sharp teeth

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>>157282619
She really needs a hug big time.

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>>157282956
>Adventures of Yosuke and Cherry-chan
Oh fuck I forgot about that.
Mike's into some weird shit

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>>157282732
Yeah hey hi, i've been cool. Went through a lot of ups and downs...and more downs. Kind of ducked out of Fnaf stuff for a while but sister location made me lurk a bit in these threads. Good to see most of you are the same, weather that's a good thing or not is debatable.

>>157282664
If you give me a second, I can prove its me. This old girl is rusty (heh heh) but I can try pulling something off.

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>>157283057
>mfw no yandere robot to hug

>>157283026
Too OP. The graveyard shift wouldn't clock out after a second night on the job.

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>>157283239
Well, hope things look up for you and it's nice seeing and hearing voicefaggotry from you again.

>>157283027
That wouldn't kill you though, just leave you super disfigured.

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Reminder that the seduction was intended

>>157283625
Idk, combine that with the fact she's a demented robot, and you most likely won't overpower/escape her, you'll probably bleed out in her gallery.

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>>157283859

>>157283757
I guess, just the idea of getting your face ripped off killing you is kinda weak, I mean look at Chimp attack victims they look like goblins but made it out alive

seriously why are their faces like that

>>157282436
You draw women so nicely, human and robot.

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>>157282562
Those shock are probably more than enough to kill you, they sound so intense
>>157283027
She could bite your head off "the thing' style
which I think would be cool as hell

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>>157284015
>the face plates opening up

Gets me every single time

>>157284043
>>157284161
I just said face because she gets all in your face when you're crawling. She could probably just bite your jugular or something

>>157280401
Your face is an awful design with a disgusting colour palette

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>>157284296

>>157284356
That part of the movie was heartbreaking

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Do you guys think Scott is surprised us degenerates are mostly focusing on Circus Baby instead of Ballora?

He probably knew people would lust after Funtime Foxy of course, but do you think he designed Ballora so we WOULDN'T focus on CB?

>>157284356
That movie had a really shitty ending.

>>157284391
isn't that from the mist?

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I want to gently comfort the robots.

>>157284436
yes.

>>157284161
or like Parasyte 0:34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcVuEbnq-8Y

>>157284549
Why is Japan so bad at CG?

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>>157284161

>>157284394
Pretty much, probably why we barely see Funtime Foxy but Ballora gets her own poster in plain view, and you see her more than Baby even technically.
I will never stop lusting after Funtime Foxy or Mangle, regardless of gender

>>157284667
Japan has shit tastes that's why

>>157284839
Nobody's gonna judge you for having female waifus, Ghost

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Part 41 in the ongoing adventures of Mike Schmidt and his newererest roommates.

Roommates - Chapter 41 (The Careless Friends): http://pastebin.com/Surt7Shu

>>157284925
I wish I was Ghost.
and I didn't really mean in the waifu sense, more of the strong arms and huge cock barely contained by a jockstrap kinda love

>>157284982
Heeeeey, there he is

>>157284982
Honestly, at this point I can't even muster up the ability to care.

>>157285175
No shit, that's why it's called The CARELESS Friends.

>>157285175
And yet you were able to muster up the ability to comment, which is a good sign that you haven't completely atrophied yet! This means we can still get a decent price for you.

How would you fight the robots?

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>>157282956
Don't you test me sonny boy
http://picosong.com/aXHp/

>>157285495
Weld magnets to a metal baseball bat and pack molotovs.
But if we're not on a budget here, then from long range with a sniper rifle and explosive rounds.

>>157285538
I expected it, but it still made me kek hard
I was serious about that request, though

>>157285538
My smile cannot get any bigger.
It feels so good hearing Boston Chica again.

>that salty glitch
love it

>>157285728
What else could I add to that thrilling and thought provoking tale about a girl discovering true love? You don't expect me to throw and evil twin with TWO dicks and also a succubus for some reason do you? That'd just be absurd.

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>>157285495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-njtZmmUw4

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>>157284161
Could you draw Baby and Ballora comforting a sad Chica, please?

>>157285858
Of course not, that'd be ridiculous.

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>>157285495
5 SCOOPS CMON

>>157284982
Pokeman, I know the thread was kinda rude last time but can you please ask Weavis to post his stuff here as well, I want to suck his dick in the thread, dicksucking on tumblr feels dirty. I also will read this but I'm still on chapter 34.

>>157284982
>that heart-to-heart moment with Goose
That was sweet

>>157282956
>The Further Adventures of Yosuke and Cherry-chan
what?

>>157285538
>http://picosong.com/aXHp/

hooray!

Reposting these asset rips for the last time until either prompted or I finally get the textures sorted.

Sounds (Unsorted): http://www.mediafire.com/file/gz6z7gfdxdikrfo/FNAF_SL_Sounds_%28Unsorted%29.zip

Sounds (Sorted): http://www.mediafire.com/file/rdgx67o7ofhym8h/FNAF_SL_Sounds_Sorted.zip

Textures (Unsorted): http://www.mediafire.com/file/jgb7f5r62dddxa3/FNAF_SL_Textures_%28Unsorted%29.zip

Sounds are sorted by 'botor not.

Since I already have them sorted by source, would anyone be interested if I put up specific folders for download? Such as Baby's audio files?

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>>157286030
What's a machine in the face of a MUTANT?

>>157286159
It was part of a voice skit I did a long while back involving what Mike watches when he's not watching out for killer fursuits.

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>>157281217
Pretty interesting how difficult it was for me to draw Beanpole

>>157286326
And spoiler somehow failed me.

>>157286369
Good to see you again, CVF.

>>157286159
http://picosong.com/9ymf/

>>157286159
http://picosong.com/9ymf/
TRUEST AND PUREST LOVE

>>157286369
what's it called in the pastebin? Also that latest picosong is great

>>157286451
>>157286452
Yosuke x Cherry-chan OTP

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>>157285495
From behind.

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>>157284982
>With everything you know about Mangle as well as everything you've been told about Mango, you're not sure how much of a stretch 'kiss and make up' would be. You allow yourself to indulge in THAT particular mental image for just a few seconds too long before realizing the ground beef in the skillet's starting to overcook.
Goddamnit Mike.

>Figured I might as well kill two birds with one stone, y'know
GOD. FUCKING. DAMN IT MIKE!

>>157285901
>Ballora and Baby's positions aren't switched

>>157281228
On that note, has anyone tried to go straight back on Night 5 instead of the left or right rooms?

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Off-topic question here, what the hell do you think made Scott decide to give Nightmare Chica a milf voice in FNAF world?

https://youtu.be/V-7QtD75aXg?t=24

Alright, who's shitposting on /ck/ with exotic butters. >>>/ck/8176711

>>157285538
This made my day. Glad to hear you again and I hope things get better for you.

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>>157281974

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>>157288935
>not this one
You disappoint me.

>>157288849
Between her and the obnoxious tone he chose for Toy Chica, I'd almost guess Scott was trying to turn people off the old waifu of the week.

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>>157289091
Well I sure as shit hope he knows what he caused over that choice.

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>>157289256
Ahh, nigga why you gotta be like that

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>>157288029
>everyone draws Baby as a little girl
>game comes out
>Baby is a goddamned colossus

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She's so shiny!

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>>157289582
Oh this is quite a lovely Circus performer

>>157289582
SNAX
Could we maybe get some Babby butt stuff, please?

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>>157289091
Guys.

What if the animatronics speak in the movie?

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>>157289582
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

Coincidentally, Baby's in-game design fits your style perfectly.

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>>157289813
It worked out nicely in SL, and Scott's running the shots, so it's likely that he'll get the best voices for them.

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>>157289582
HERE

COMES

THE

CREAM

>>157289987
I sure hope so.

>>157289813
>What if the animatronics speak in the movie?
I hope scott made a shit ton from selling the rights cause i don't see how that could be good

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>>157290009

So any requests?

>>157290726
Finish Home Invasion.

>>157290726
What can you do for the HAND Unit?

>>157284982
>I love birds
RIP the rabbit dream

>>157290785
That was Ace's story.

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>>157285728
Okay I caved, have fun sweetie.
http://picosong.com/aXWV/

>>157290923
Shut up Ace, go finish your Burlesque series.

>>157290726
Circus Baby lapdancin' stuff on-stage and after hours, oorah

>>157290726
Eggs and Baby watch shitty soaps while holding hands

>>157290726
Some sultry Nightmare Chica.
Alternatively, Carla fighting off ants.

So which Animatronic would you fug?

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>>157279973
anyone else notice the initials?
I figured it was PG (purple guy) or BG or something.

>>157290981
I'm going to treasure you forever, CVF

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>>157291058
Isn't it obvious?

>>157290009
>AND NOW MY LIFE IS LIKE A NIGHTMARE
There are some choice quotes in that promo when it comes to FNAF.

>>157290981
Wow, those two really love doing it in the butt

>>157291338
Like you wouldn't believe

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>>157290981
That was amazing

>>157291131
He said animatronic not animal

>>157290726
Ice cream dispensing. However you wanna take that.

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>>157291397
Oh, sorry.

>>157290981
You've really captured the essence of 90's hentai dubbing. You must've done a lot of research.

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>>157291356
"I actually have two penises!"
"No waayyyyyy"
"Yeah, I know, oh my gosh"

did you come up with these lines one your own? Comedy gold

>>157290726
Burlesque versions of some of the SL bots?

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>>157281217

>>157290726
Bonnie and Mike on a hot date.

>>157291504
Nah, I just heard other people trying to imitate 90s hentai and I sort of went from there.
but stepmother's sin isn't too bad of an inspiration either. Never again though

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>>157291573

>>157290810
It looks like you're having trouble with the keyboard. Your supervisor has been notified and you are terminated, effective now.
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=37909

>>157290726
More of Fredrica fun bear and the lil bun plush, please.

>>157291876
Please refrain from sexualizing the new tablet.

>>157291131
Hot.

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>>157291876
Lets get exotically buttered up and mash buttons

>>157291952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQRqXPJzXBY

>>157290981
>wow that one voice of her's sounds a lot like Ash
>Pikach- I mean Cherry-chan
Nearly spat out my drink.

>>157285538
So Withered Chica can move her arms.
I did not know that.

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>Eggs Benedict
>Causal Bongos
>Exotic Butters
>The only letter which the keypad doesn't have is B.
Fucking hell

>>157292450
All the FNAF World characters are just modified variations of a basic model. Freddy and Withered Freddy share a base, etc. So they'd also share animations.

>>157292537
It's almost as if....
The Ai....
is fucking with you......

>>157292578
is Fnaf world even good?

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>>157292591

>>157290981
>Lastname Yosuke

You're a peach.

So while browsing the texture files I noticed that there's an animation for scooper being viewed from the side.
Does anyone know where is it used?

>>157292961
Probably Ballora getting scooped

I find this strangely relevant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKGeJXk2qWQ

>>157290981
Oh dear god that was top quality shit right there.
Collabs with Ace when?

>>157290981
budding age of legal huh

>>157293423
Probably put that in there because Jap age of consent is 13.

>>157293423
Due to localization, the age of consent had to fit with the north american release. Also its a joke. Very funny no?

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>>157290981
http://picosong.com/ajqn/

Here we have a clueless bear asking his puppet bunny friend a few questions about the show. Will his friend explain the truth about the content of strange tape found from the backroom or will the little bunny puppet tell him to go to bed?.

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fresh new meme from 9gag, enjoy reddit

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>>157293712
>http://picosong.com/ajqn/
YES GRAND!
...But bon bon is right, sleep is needed. Specifically for me. Good night folks!

>>157292663
To kill some time, yea. With a reasonably limited pool of moves, it's got enough of a varied cast (which you can either choose to make a point of finding/battling to unlock or just carrying with you from the start) with their own combination of abilities and several areas' worth of enemies that it allows for you to strategize your way through with whatever you find works best. Except for later places with some bullshit enemies that'll use attacks intermittently to pick your party members apart one by one, which will require you to resurrect using someone who has gifts or find some other way to counteract, and other such ramps in difficulty that will be seen a bit worse in bosses. Then again, I was going on hard mode, so I'm not entirely sure if the game is always like that.
Then there's the minigames. Those happen. You can do them, or not. Some secrets here and there. But basically, just stay away from anything involving that fucking rainbow.
It's free anyway, so it's at least worth more than its price.

So wait, the true ending is the blue ending where you saved yourself and Ennard goes to your house and not the red ending where you get killed?

>>157294714
Presumably since it takes the most effort, and it doesn't get you killed, but you know how scott is

>>157294714
red

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>>157291019

>>157294860
>>157294861
I mean, when has the hardest way to archieve the ending, not cannon?

It's hard to think that the red ending is the true ending, and I'm sure there is something else still hiding on the game. Did anyone discover the function for the number pads?

>>157294979
And then she punches a hole in the condom and gives you that look.

>>157295152
Blue ending disregards the plot's entire McGuffin for the sake of a joke that you can eat popcorn 5 seconds before getting murdered.

>>157294979
>needing condoms for fucking a dream
Or is this the start of what'll end as a wet dream?

>>157295304
does it though? if Ennards motive it to just leave it got what it wanted, even if Ennards kills eggs the disguise won't last because a bag of flesh will eventually smell like a corpse

>>157295374
Do you want to pay dream child support, Anon?

>>157295304
Elaborate. How disregards the entire plot? He already got out.

>>157295374
Well considering that it's a robot it'd be better to go in raw. Unless it's ovulating somehow.

>>157295467
>Nightmare chica takes anon to dream murray
>Murray is replaced by funtime freddy and bonnie

>>157295447

I thought Ennard was baby, right? Out of her suit?

>>157295467
>having to take care of Nightmare BB for the rest of your dream existence
NOPE
FUCK THAT
FUCK YOU

>>157295447
>>157295513
Point is in that in the blue ending he doesn't have any sort of feasible way of getting out of the factory. You're rescued by technicians and he has no body (no pun intended) to hide in.
Entire plot is about cricus baby trying to escape by snatching your body. Something that doesn't happen in the blue ending.

>>157295653
>Something that doesn't happen in the blue ending.
What if it implies something else, anon?

>bad ending, you let yourself fucked by Ennard
>good ending, you survive, Ennard escapes through other method that is still undiscovered up until now

It's true that the point of Ennard is to escape on your body. However, what if he finds another alternative?

>>157295615
Baby is that chip you take off in night 5, what's left is the final component for ennards, ennards itself is the other part of the robots that their ai doesn't effect, sort of like an ID of their psyche

>>157295653
>getting out of the factory.
Eggs could just take him home, they probably wouldn't keep Ennards any way since those parts are gonna get replaced

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>>157291592

>>157296097
>Bonnie and Mike's date at Fazbear's Haunted House

>>157296097
Man. I gess you can say she is really fired up for this date.

>>157296008
>We at Circus Baby's Entertainment and Rental care about our workers, even if they are... gone. As such, we have decided to give you a job memento, for you to hold dear the memories of this place. Pleace type into the keypad what would you like to be given as a memento.
>It seems there were some troubles with the keypad. Don't worry, I know what you've been trying to type and I will autocorrect if for you.
>Thank you for choosin... Abomination.

>>157296097
She's been taken by the flames of passion!

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LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCVvFk7O3E

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Don't you die on me!

*dies*

>>157299240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cOx2PMnxTY
It's... too larte, anoun... beh.

>>157291438
I prefer antelope, thank you.

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I hope I live to 2087

So what's the deal with the mannequin?

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>update pack for SL
>Night 6, new room and new animatronic
>go through Ballora's room and head left
>lights flickering around a huge slumped silhouette
>eyes light up, power-up sounds, stands up straight
>it's this guy
>now you're spending 12am to 6am running and crawling between rooms, vents, and hiding places to avoid being caught and brutally murdered
>this is playing the whole time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBmEc8yAv9Q

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Someone do this better.

>>157302541
You know that thing where you can really obviously tell what an artist's fetish is by their style? Ace gives me that vibe pretty hard.

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>>157300523
Beyond the robots it's probably not that great a place to live.

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>>157302641

baby facesitting eggs fucking when

>>157282315
>Or Baby IS Ennard? Or Ennard is all of the animatronics combined? It's not really clear.

Yes it is it's the second one unless you're an idiot.

>>157303764
We'll have you ever considered that maybe Ennard was "pretending" to be the other animatronics the entire time using voice synthesis, and it was only ever really him?

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Posting the request from the anon that asked me to draw my Shadow Bonnie. Gonna be working on the Funtime Freddy and Bonbon request next now.

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>>157303175

>>157303850
Then why would he "pretend" to be baby talking to ballora outside the scooping room.

Given that you've already arrived at the door and there's no reason whatsoever to fake a conversation because you're clearly on-board with helping her.

>>157304006

You are the final test to be sure that he can fool a human.

>>157302641
What is it t hen, bloomers? Lanky girls?

>>157304006
This is the best thing Crisis has drawn in literally years.

>>157304006
When are the robots destroy humanity.

>>157303886
>rabbit skull
That's pretty metal

>>157304429
Thank you, anon - I appreciate it. He's a pretty goopy, skeletal rabbit.

>>157304680
I really like the goopy, dripping texture. It reminds me of the illustrations from Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark.

>>157304904
Yeah, I love Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark. I really love the dripping effect the story illustrations have too.

>>157304006

>go to 5n@fbooru to find more
>Started at page 1
>Things start off relatively normal, with huge tits.
>It gets lewder and more explicit real quick.
>Hello futa mangle. No surprise there.
>Robot Head Chica having sex.
>Chica with a dick.
>No one is explaining anything.
>Everything is out of order.
>Must be in reverse, should start at the end and work backwards.
>156 pages.
>...
>Gonna need coffee for this one.

Keep up the good work Crisis.

>>157305874
The Crisis Experience™

Eggs benedict worshipping baby's feets when.

Alright so, what fucking canon is SL even supposed to be in

Is it in the game canon or the book canon or its own canon? Is anything canon? Is this all just some parallel universe string theory bullshit?

>>157306218
It's part of the FNAF canon, autismo.

>>157306218
Purple Guy failed to properly align his QPUs, and but successfully built his de facto speed to the point where he could raise his scuttlebugs into a parallel universe.

>>157306218
We dont know. Which is a damn shame because it has implications.

If the books actually count, then it's heavily implied main character is afton and the books tell you afton is purple guy. Which would mean the ending with the purple eyes is a straightforward "yeah thats him" and not cryptic at all.

OR the books don't count. Everything is out the window. We don't know who main guy is, we don't know why he gets turned into a robot, this could be the big key to the plot or a completely irrelevant side story and ennard is never seen again.

>>157304006
>having sex with the animatronics kills you on contact
>this runs counter to at least 50% of everything Crisis has ever drawn
Also why would they just listen to an order to kill somebody? They're around kids, man. Think of how often a kid outright says they want someone to drop dead.

>>157306351
>William """Henry""" Afton

Baby is a 7.2 ft tall bully.
:(

>>157303886
Fuck, it's got a skeleton inside of it. I can't waifu things with skeletons.

The shading on the Toy Bonnie head is stellar, by the way.

>>157304006
>>157304006
Jesus, what's the fucking point? You make a good point about those gaps in their joints though. I always figured most acts of intercourse would end with an impromptu trip to the emergency room because of those.

>>157306410
There better not be a fucking Sister Location 2. This shit is getting old.

>>157306724
But, anon - Everyone has a skeleton inside of them! Also, thank you too. I appreciate it.

Does anyone have that gif that reveals the shadowy figure in the canon ending to be Rick Astley?

>>157303886
Yo I know I'm gonna sound like a dickrider for this but I'm glad you've drawn a few things after such a long hiatus.

>>157308248
That's hardly dick-riding.

Can someone explain this?

>"I put you in something from my old pizzeria. (...) It's just big enough for one person to fit inside, but just barely."
Eight thousand mini-Balloras in your suit later
>Shift Complete!


>>157306626
What makes you say that? Is it because of how she says things?

>>157308215
>>157279680

>>157308983
>In your suit
I thought they were crawling up towards you on the outside of the suit?

>>157309249
The ones in the middle crawl into your suit and you don't shake them off.

It's really bizarre and no-one seems to know why this happens.

>>157308983
>Can someone explain this?
That whole sequence made no sense.
>why didn't Foxy just kill you
>how did Baby get you away from Foxy and into the springsuit
>Why didn't the springsuit go off in the eighteen hours you spent inside if it unconscious
>Where the fuck did all those mini ballerina things come from in the first place
>why didn't Egg just ask for help from the two technicians that showed up when he had the chance

>>157309370
>>Where the fuck did all those mini ballerina things come from in the first place

I guess we could assume the amount of them is just an exaggeration for the same of gameplay or something. But it is confusing, the mini ballerina's presumably stay with ballora. Which would imply you're in a ballora suit. Except we pretty much know for certain you can't be in a ballora suit. So why the FUCK do they want to be in it.

It's a weird night and it's nonsense.

>>157309370
>why didnt it go off
Maybe the springlocks did unwind during those 18 hours, which explains why they take seconds to completely unwind after the mask is opened

>>157283057

Thanks for the inspiration for my fapfiction.

>>157284394

Ballora's not even on screen very much, is she?

casual bongos

>>157288849

Because she's the 'old' counterpart to toy?

>>157284982
>That heart to heart with Goose
Aww
>Expect kiss
>Get buttslap
This is something in the bird genome, isn't it?

>>157309370
>why didn't Foxy just kill you
They needed your body to escape as well as two others in order to trick the AI, didn't you play the game?
>how did Baby get you away from Foxy and into the springsuit
Foxy was probably on her side
>Why didn't the springsuit go off in the eighteen hours you spent inside if it unconscious
You weren't moving. Once you started to panic and sweat it did.
>Where the fuck did all those mini ballerina things come from in the first place
Afton was a scary mother fucker. Who knows why he did what he did.
>why didn't Egg just ask for help from the two technicians that showed up when he had the chance
They were already dead before he could ever get a chance.

>>157310546

Why isn't the kill screen for the springs loosening different?

>>157310546
then why does Foxy kill you any other time?

>>157310664
Because Scott will half ass when he can.

>>157310787
Why does Ennard kill you on your way to the scooping room?

>>157310870
No fucking clue anon, you tell me?

>>157310870
>Why does Ennard kill you on your way to the scooping room?

You mean Ballora? And Foxy probably kills you the other times because Baby didn't tell her about the plan yet.

>>157311103
>You mean Ballora?
Has anyone here even played the game? Or do you all just jack off to animtronics?

>>157311152
pretty sure most people are "i'm an expert and a huge fan of five nights at freddy's! what no, I've never played the games they're too scary I've just seen markiplier's videos"

>>157311152
Ennard only shows up in the scooping room window and in the private room. The game literally tells you that the endoskeleton attacking you in the auditorium is Ballora.

>>157311386
Ennere. Fucking. Lies. In Baby's voice. The endoskeleton is NOT Ballora. You SEE HER ENDOSKELETON IN HER FUCKING JUMPSCARE. Is this some abstract form of bait?

>>157311386
Are you a pussy who closed his eyes every time there was a jumpscare? Did you not see that the one attacking you if you don't follow """Baby"""'s orders clearly isn't Bellora?
>>157311215
Markiplier is an alright guy, he's just retarded for even thinking that Ennard in Eggs' skin = Purple Guy

>>157311386
>He believed the voice

>>157290726
Remember that all of the jumpscares you suffer while playing the game are non-canon, same as all the deaths Mario suffers when you play a Mario game. Also remember that Ballora, Funtime Freddy, Funtime Foxy, the Bidybabs, and the Minireenas are dominated by their "kill lone things" programmings, which is why they'll try to kill you any chance they get.

>>157311215
That can't be right because even Markiplier realized Ballora was dead when he saw her body in the scooping room.

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>>157311501
>>157311527
>>157311609
Nice bait. It's the same exact face with the same distinct pointed teeth.

>>157310870

Because he doesn't need you to go to the room willingly, but it prevents damage to your flesh (his disguise) if you DO go to the room willingly.

>>157311942
>Teeth are clearly different
>Entire head is clearly different
>Three eyes which are clearly different
>Eye colour is clearly different

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>>157312081

>>157312161
Sorry. Coffee's getting to me

>>157312007
Then why bother talking to you as baby. Why bother chasing you. Why bother with the whole game why not just knock you out and carry you to be scooped. They kidnap you and put you in a suit they could easily have taken you to be scooped.

>>157312284
Because then it's not twoooo spooopy ooooooooooooooooo!!!!!~

>>157312284

If I recall, the day he gets control is Night 3-4; Baby's genuine at least on Night 2.

That's all I got.

>>157312284
Because of everything the person you replied to JUST FUCKING SAID.

>>157312284
God this shit is making less sense than the Star Wars prequels the more I think about it

>>157312284
For the same reason you keep coming back every night in FNAF 1, 2, and 3. It's a fucking videogame.

At least in this game you actually had a reason for coming back and the game questioned and taunted you about it, which was cool.

>>157312358
He said they won't hurt you because they'd damage your body. Im telling you they literally, DURING THE GAME, already have knocked you out and put you somewhere they need you to be, without damaging your body.

How am I mistaken about that.

>>157312856
Because they aren't all together as one yet.

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Alright, after hours of autistic anal-sis regarding this game I've come up with what I consider to be the master list of all the things that make absolutely no fucking sense.

Why did Afton build an entire line of robots to help him kill children? He seemed to do just fine with an animal costume and a knife. Did he really need an army of fucking Terminators to help him? Is he retarded?

If the robots are all being controlled by the one hivemind robot Ennard or some bullshit, then why doesn't it just assimilate the announcer robot into itself? That way they wouldn't have to trick the machine. You know, they could've used those two other bodies that were just lying around?

Why do they want to steal human bodies in the first place? I mean, it's gonna start rotting after a few weeks. Then what are you gonna do? Just walk around in a decaying human corpse that obviously has a robot in it? That ain't gonna work.

What's the purpose of the fucking Scooper? How does smashing a robot with a big hammer fix it at all? Wouldn't that just, you know, break it? That seems like an enormous waste of money.

Why are these robots even sentient anyway? I mean, sure, the robots in the original games seemed kinda sentient, but they never had, like, all of this existential bullshit. It was all ghosts! This game don't have any ghosts. Aren't these things supposed to be killing machines anyway? Why would you give a robot designed specifically to abduct and kill children sentience? Wouldn't that present a clear danger of the robot realizing that maybe it doesn't want to do this? Is Afton retarded?

If the robots are trying to get you to trust them, why do they try to kill you? If they end up fucking mutilating you, they're not gonna be able to use your body to escape. Great fucking plan you idiots!

How were these robots that are obviously deathtraps greenlit? Is everyone in the world retarded?

>>157284982
so we got around 9 more chapter left? Will the main story end before the Stronghold and sapient chapter? Will you implement sister location characters?

>>157312856
They needed the dead technicians to fool the AI and not all the bots had joined together to make Ennard yet, proven by Ballora getting scooped in front of you. Baby wanted to know how far you would go to see "her" again, and the springlock proved that basically nothing would stop you from coming back

>>157312284
Maybe because that night is the other security guards night off?
Remember how Baby says they were searching for you on the cameras? Obviously the person on the other end wasn't the technicians, since they just dump Ballora and bail. What if there's an overseer watching your work and keeping track of of the bots behaviour, ready to pull the pin if they show too much self-awareness. Perhaps from the Private Room, which is why you can only enter it that night when its unoccupied.

>>157313263
Why do you willingly come back to these jobs when on the first night you see these robots actively trying to kill you?

Because it's a video game. Play them and have fun.

>>157313521
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?

>>157313263
> then why doesn't it just assimilate the announcer robot into itself?

Because they can't handle the calming sounds of casual bongos 24/7 for the rest of their life.

The sick freaks.

>>157313263
Because Afton is fucked in the head.

Because the AI isn't conscious or doesn't want to escape.

They didn't think that part through because all they wanted was to escape.

To Scoop.

Why not? It's a video game.

Jumpscares aren't canon. And Ballora doesn't know how to pretend.

Because Afton is fucked in the head.

>>157313780
>jumpscares aren't canon
>trying this hard to push the "Baby is evil" narrative

>>157312350
Why couldn't he be in control on Night 2? Hell, why couldn't the whole game have just been about a tricky dicky Ennard trying to seduce the meek looking new employee that hides from literal babies while slowly gathering parts?

We never even see Baby when she's alive, she could have been dead this entire time and we would have been none the wiser.

How long do you guys think it will take till a beat-em-up styled version of the game is made?

If somehow it does end up being made, what combos do you guys think would the animatronics have?

>>157313780
>Because Afton is fucked in the head.
"Because he's crazy" is not an acceptable excuse for any and all plot holes in a story. That's not how actual crazy people work.

>>157313907
What the hell does that even mean?

>>157313424
>>157313349
Im not going to go into really deep specifics about other parts of the game because I don't know enough about it to do that, but the only post i've replied to was the one talking about ennard killing you before the scooping room.

My only point here is there isn't really a logical reason he'd do that. If knocking you out and dragging you in there is an option then he could do it anytime in the dark room - they've done it to you before. If he actually kills you then he ruins his own plan. Logically his jumpscare can't be him killing you or it just doesn't make sense.

>>157314052
baby would easily dominate the tierlist
>can shoot helium
>that fucking claw
>7 feet tall

>>157314074
>That's not how actual crazy people work

Good thing Afton is a fictional crazy person, then. Fictional crazy people do all sorts of things real crazy people don't, like building giant lasers to open space-time and call forth demons to become the ruler of the universe.

>>157314212
Wait is he trying to take over the world now too? I thought he just wanted to kill kids.

>>157313263
This post was the worst thing since my wife's son.

>>157313907
>abloo bloo Baby a good boi she dindu nuffin
Fuck off you robot apologist

>>157314375
>Literally saves you from death twice
>evil Baby tryna keep us humans down by manipulating everyone, the other robots didnu nuffin

>>157314279
He builds robots to help him kill kids. Also to kidnap them for experimenting on, as shown by the FNAF4 house being a monitored facility.