Crack Theories Edition
Previous: >>157203013
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
Hello everyone! I love you!
Omega
canon theories
Me on the right
Thank god, could finally post this pic.
Last thread was fun
Nth for loving this goat
sans
Goodnight /utg/, I wish you all comfy sleep, I hope you dream about your favourite, whoever that may be.
love dis gote
nice
>>157246136
Goodnight, I hope you dream of your excellent favorite as well! I love you!
>>157246049
Goddamn why does the lizard just ruin everyone's life.
big dad
>>157246127
>tfw all the art on twitter has been shit tier lately
I wonder if this fandom ia finally dying or if I'm just getting too picky for those dumb art dumpa
>>157246064
me on the left
>>157246127
he'sspooky
>>157246246
probably both.
>>157246246
we've been dead familia but im also pretty picky
>>157246283
STOP SCARING ME
>>157246246
Pickiness, probably? I've seen a lot of Twitter art lately, mostly robot or skeleton stuff though.
>>157246413
But it's Spookstober.
I want Undyne to embarrass and humiliate herself infront of all her friends as she mindlessly sucks a horse cock because she can't resist being a horse slut!
>>157246601
looks like typical furshit
>>157246601
Please stop these pictures are turning me gay.
>>157246687
>>157246627
oh shit you right
>>157246601
Ah'm not gay...
>>157246601
oh my
source please
>>157246687
this meme is going too far
>>157246730
You were always gay anon
You are exposed
This lizard is lewd.
>>157246980
It hasn't gone far enough until someone has unironically drawn numerous pictures of it
>>157247025
Fine you're right.
Please tell me you have more like this. There's something about that particular build and bulge that turned me queer.
>>157246474
>>157246413
>>157246309
Probably, I'll try again when I get home but seriously half of my Twitter feed last time I checked was the weird human skeleton girls. Wonder why it's so popular
>>157246242
>Tfw no goatdad boss / bf who actually cares about you and would be willing to give you tons of love
baka fuck this gay earth
gote paws
>>157247196
it was earth's birthday yesterday, theyll probably be back to normal soon
>>157247043full pic where
>>157247196
it's japan. weird human girls are gonna be popular plus, have you seen their anime?
and i think the creator of those design's had their birthday the same day as toby. no joke.
>>157247341
Oh well that explains all those happy birthday fanarts.. wasn't it also Toby's?
>>157246601
I'm only gay for the fishdick, sorry.
>>157247469
yup
https://twitter.com/tobyfox/status/785961819059867648
>>157246601
Disgusting
I like this goat
>>157246601
>ACTSo where's your dad? [/Spoiler]
>>157247747
whoa me too
>>157247832
>Surely you wouldn't be interested in an old man like me?
>>157247362http://imgur.com/a/r1vwtShe's a pretty beg lizard
I like this.
>>157247832
Probably hanging with guys who don't fuck up spoilers.
>>157247241
>>157248021
fer you
>>157248021
ohnot my fetish but whatever floats your goat
>>157246601
Ah I see the botposters are around again
>>157248019
You would be surprised
>>157248035
Phone posting sucks
>>157248394
I'm right here?
>>157248394
Anon, I'm not a botfag
>>157248269
not really my fetish as well, but It would be perfect if I couldcrawl inside her fat feminine parts and make a new, cozy home inside her womb.
>>157248748
>>157248748
184 days in alphys' womb fic when
The Asrielfags are so bitter today.
>>157248085
i wanna touch those paws
Would Toriel eat Dragon-Snails?
>>157248748
that's closer
TIME FOR STRETCHES, ANON!
>>157249158
>femanons
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
>>157249047
Toriel is a goat, anon, I'm sure she would be able to eat anything.and you're an anything
I want a utg boyfriend
>>157249313
But would the spider be able to ward off Cthulhu with cuteness?
>>157248660
yeah, just equally gay and annoying.
>>157249395
http://www.strawpoll.me/11358155
Oh hey I found good art after all
I fucking love this dad I posted
>Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuflUu0WcAIk13r.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CugtkanWYAATrAk.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CulVbTUUIAAS7Or.jpg:orig
>Chara / Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CulHWQIVMAA-njD.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CulWD-hUIAEA8ay.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoCS2E7VYAE7tve.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Culc-4hVUAAnYqw.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuktH1KUsAAmSKu.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuktKE5UsAA8gWl.png:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cujv-lSVYAAOJnQ.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CukSd5xUEAAdccU.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CujewRpXgAAILFz.jpg:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrByFz3UIAAiLnj.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CukLUE5VMAAev4f.png:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CulOuaqUMAA6tJh.jpg:orig
>Annoying dog
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CujcQIEVYAAz2C-.jpg:orig
>Monster Kid
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuleJCuVIAA94Qn.png:orig
>Muffet
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CukfgGsUAAEYbGf.jpg:orig
>Mettaton + Alphys
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cull_jsVMAAnvWy.png:orig
>Mettaton + Napstablook
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cuh50ygWcAAb09d.jpg:orig
>Skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrByDF_UIAAan1f.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cukl9npVIAAQJgj.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cukq4SzUEAAHvjh.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuazryvUIAAGafX.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuJ_XZaVUAAAp-0.jpg:orig
>Females + Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrL0glKUEAAV93T.jpg:orig
>Fishlizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cukx4ySUEAAX4Od.jpg:orig
>Halloween
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CujikOPVUAADtYH.jpg:orig
>Asriel & Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuftKTqXYAEu4ED.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CulCIXVVMAAsOXn.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuladR9UkAEAKlx.jpg:orig
>Muffet + grillby + Lesser dog
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CulEKBHUAAAPFOV.png:orig
>>157249395
Yeah? Well...that's against the law and you're under arrest. *fucking books you*
>>157249484
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrL0glKUEAAV93T.jpg:orig
why do they have their eyes hidden?
>>157249006
>>157249484
Me on the left
>>157249458
I won't deny that
>>157249395
You really don't.
>>157249609
No idea
>>157249612
me on the right
>>157249612
me on the right
>>157249395
Seriously, you don't want them.
Little shits who walk over you and leave you at the first opportunity.
Would not recommend.
>>157249484
Sauce on that Mettaton link? It's beatiful.
>>157249118her belly is pretty comfy too, but we gotta use the other parts as well, don't you think?
>>157249484
I find it funny how tiny that artist draws Asriel's head
>>157249745
who hurt you?
>>157249641
>>157249745
That's pretty discouraging.
I met some nice people here, but they live too far or just stopped responding so I'll stop trying.
>>157249849
https://twitter.com/Y0SH1x2/media
I swear Mettaton gets the best art, I'm not even a botfag but he has the best artfags easily
>>157249904
Looks kind of like a fish monster desu
>>157249938
Some jerk who is somewhat known here.
>>157249972
You never know how they really are. They can hurt you even if they don't mean it.
>>157250030
Thank you!
>>157249484
Thanks for the skeles and goats!
>>157250041
Who hurt you? I'll kill'em
>>157249420
Yes, she would definitely be able to. You should know this by now. Didn't you pay attention? Nothing is more powerful than the spider's cuteness.
>>157249484
Wow, that is one incredibly adorable spider. Thank you.
>>157250162
Why is this giving me a 60s vibe?
>>157250041
Kek, are you the guy that got catfished by the Floweyfag?
>>157250213
But what if the spider encountered another spider from a different timeline that had absorbed the cuteness from the human souls? Who would win?
>>157250213
I also just found this spider by going through the pictures that the guy who drew that Asgore I posted did.
>>157250242
It reminds me of some anime
>>157250242
Because you know fucking nothing about the sixties
>>157249484
thanks man
>Napstablook with a mustache
cutie
>>157250392
he seems to be right here. don't be so negative towards him. it's just an observation. who hurt you to make you so bitter?
>>157250345
nope, I am a different loser
>>157250576
Because that sort of imagery ALWAYS gets that response and it's because of this inaccurate stereotype version of the sixties that never existed
>>157250382
Maybe.
>>157250392
Wow. Rude.
>>157250576
Thanks anon.
>>157250701
Anon unless you're 50+ years old, I don't think you have room to start anything
>>157250242
It reminds me of old book covers
>>157250658
Did frick break your heart?
>>157249313
Forcing the baby spider to enter several beauty pageants!
The baby spider being extremely uncomfortable and wanting to cry, but being screamed at until she complies!
The baby spider naturally winning each one, all the weirdoes and creepsters in the audience drooling with their hands on their bulges!
Pocketing all the winnings!
Tossing the baby spider who has outlived her usefulness into the ditch, and driving off to enjoy the cash!
>>157250658
Specify which loser you are please.
>>157250701
you seem a bit triggered. don't. it's nothing to get so upset over since it existed. just take a deep breath, go look at kittens or puppies.
>>157250785
>frick will never break your heart with the help of his slutty girlfriend and his giant ogre hands
POST
HAPPY
SIBLINGS
>>157249484
lots of best partners very nice
>>157250895
>frick will never shove his freakish hulk hand in your mouth and split your skull clean in half just by splaying out his fingers
>>157250895
>>157251071
is frick shrek?
Reminder that LOVE corrupts Frisk and not Chara, but dindus are not completely wrong because they get much worse anyway.
>>157249484
>that MKid
unf
>>157251207
Reminder that LOVE is just a measurement of how violent somebody is. It does not do any "corrupting" in and of itself.
>>157250359
The original spider. Nothing compares to real cuteness owned by oneself. Absorbing someone else's cuteness actually results in a destructive reaction that causes a net loss of cuteness. That is unless the one who is absorbing cuteness did not have any cuteness to begin with. Pay closer attention next time. It will be on the test.
>>157250382
More thanks.
>>157250827
Rescuing the spider!
Providing the spider with all the care she needs!
>>157251120
He has layers
>>157251353
like a cake? everybody loves cake
>>157251221
Yeah I actually really like that guys design for adult MKid
8/10 would into run into the wind with
https://soundcloud.com/yaser-alkhazaali/dragons-dogma-theme-song-into-free-english
>>157251416
cake sucks
brownies rule
>>157251319
Oh okay. I'll be sure to study.
>>157251461
I want to run with him and afterwards wash and massage his muscular yet slender legs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usFFKNRB2z8
>>157251221
>>157251461
>>157251598
These weirdos like the armless lizard sock.
>>157251301
Reminder that Flowey, who is Asriel, has much higher LOVE than Chara can ever have and it's not just because he is soulless since Chara doesn't have a soul either.
Conclusion: both are little shits that need to be killed permanently.
>>157251598
Hot
Lizardmen are one of my only non-DILF weaknesses
>>157251675
I like worse
>>157251675
Yeah I do, what about it?
>>157251749
Actually since LOVE resets when you reset Flowey probably doesn't have any LOVE since he didn't kill anyone in the new timeline.
>>157251763
Don't respond to me please
>>157249876
that's fairgonna need more anons
>>157251908
Sorry?
>>157251945
No don't, we don't have many left to give
>>157251870
He somehow has 9999 on his save file when you fight him. He couldn't have gained that much from killing because there wouldn't be enough monsters for that.
>>157252078
He hacked the file, obviously
Reminder that all humans must die for what they did to the monsterkind and that King Asgore will soon take what is rightfully ours from them.
>>157252078
In the demo and in the ruins you can gain bonus EXP from bullying monsters so its possible that Flowey would be able to go above 20 by just being a huge asshole
>>157252246
Go away Undyne
>>157252295
I want to squeeze him until he pops
>>157252246
Reminder that not all humans are bad and some are as wimpy as Asgore. We can give 'em a chance.
>>157252246
all that put up resistance will be executed
the restis enslaved and made into pets and servants
>>157252295
I still can't believe Pumpkin is fucking dead
>>157252316
Well, he certainly could be an asshole like this. Being able to mimic voices and faces of others would be very useful.
>>157252354
but why, he's so cute
>>157252246
>"Captain, you may fire when ready"
>"Roger that command, over. Alpha team, ready the missile strike, over"
>"Roger that, Alpha team inbound in T-minus 3...2...1"
>"Targets neutralized....Enemy army destroyed"
>"Great shooting Alpha team, let's go home, over."
>"Roger that"
And that's how monster kind was exterminated.
Howdy!
Howdy!
Howdy!
howdy!
Howdy!
Howdy
Howdy!
Howdy!
>>157251945fic where many anons makes a new comfy home inside alphys' stomach and womb fuckin when?
>>157252513
I carved her out!
>>157252550
That would give you a very pissed off god Asgore. Not worth the trouble.
>>157252708
Nah, it would result in a very dead Asgore.
>>157252550
>Load File 3
:^)
>>157252534
tiny, adorable, and squishy is a terrible combo that awakens a demon inside me
>>157252565
It's "Greetings", you idiot.
Could a robot similiar to a drone, like in real life not a magical one like Mettaton, be able to kill monsters and gain EXP?
Or does one need to be sentient for that?
>>157252696
Why
If you had just eaten her whole you could've absorbed her powers and become the new wishmaster
>>157252858
Presumably not, no more then a knife would gain LOVE when you use it to kill someone.
Now somebody operating the drone on the other hand...
>>157252754
If it ever got to the point where humans could target monsters, it would also mean that the barrier is broken, Asgore has seven human souls and that wouldn't kill him.
>>157252829
yee-haw
>>157252372
Reminder that mercy is for the weak and humans are out real enemy.
>>157253190
Does the undernet contain monster-supremacy websites?
>>157252974
Fine. Let's just nuke Ebott. Asgore dies. Ebott becomes the next Chernobyl-esc area. He's not going to survive a nuclear blast. The government would be fully willing to destroy a few thousand lives to protect millions/billions.
https://twitter.com/earth_cattale/status/775337002791153664
oh jeez
>>157253334
7 souls basically make you a god and allow you to fuck with reality. Doesn't matter how when we are talking about magic. The only thing that would work is convincing him to stop.
Let's do something interesting here for once.
I want to get a new tattoo, but I don't know what I want it to be, so reply to this post with a black and white pic and I'll have the most replied one tattoed. What do you say?
>this argument again
Asgore = 7 souls
Marines = 100 souls
Marines win
>>157253190
reminder that we should just give up. why even try?
>>157253628
>>157253334
>>157253669
Marines is not monsters
>>157253628
I say that's a pretty fucking stupid idea, but I guess I'll go with it because I'm bored
>>157253669
>starting a new post line just to say this shit
I had that thing filtered for a reason jackass
How would SCP handle mount Ebott?
>>157253669
But if you break Asgore in half you have two Asgore
Asgore wins every time
Who would win:
Asgore with seven souls
vs
100 US Marines
vs
A small group of untrained Asian peasants with WW1 era weaponry
vs
a stick
vs
Jerry
>>157253669
Marines don't have magic or all those souls in one entity. Thousands of separate toothpicks are not going to be as resilient as tree even if their combined mass would exceed that tree's.
What if a sun made out of ice collided with the Core?
>>157253962
Asgore wouldn't absorb the souls therefor there is no fight
>>157253628
>>157253628
>>157253628
Somebody please post canon sans
>>157254029
What if one trillion lions jumped into the Core?
>>157253628
Yes. This one.
>snipped by a fucking hellhound
FUCK
oh uhh also power level arguments are dumb since we never get a clear idea of how strong anything is compared to a normal human which Frisk is very much not since even in the demo they had 'an aura of peace' or whatever. They're pretty much Jesus
>>157254171
o shit
>>157254147
Fucking yes. I want this to be carved into skin.
>>157254231
I'm a fishfag, so I'm biased towards this one.
>>157254147my otp
>>157253835
this one is cute
>>157253628
I'm down
>>157253628
this one
>>157254804
yes it is
I just wanted to add a cute, decent, not meme option that will probably never win since people want to see that anon suffer.
Can someone explain why people like characters like Chara, Flowey, Asriel, Asgore or Toriel?
I don't get it...
>>157249904
Holy fucking kek he looks like a wet dog.
Reminder that Chara's cheeks are chubbier than Frisk's, but Frisk's are more pinchable because they aren't going to stab you for it or think you're going to hurt them.
>>157254996
because they're edgy or tragic or ded or furry bait characters, and people just love those.
>>157254983
We're kinda dead now, maybe I should do this later?
>>157254996
Personal preferences. Different strokes for different folks and all of that. It's like fetishes, people have their own taste.
>>157254996
>Chara
Non-character you can project on, and pedos
>Flowey
Asshole characters are amusing
>Asriel
Cute sad goat, and furries
>Asgore
Sad goat dad, and furries
>Toriel
goat mommy, and furries
>>157254996
differences in opinion
>>157254147
if it's gonna be something shitty it might as well be this
>>157255167
This. Never doubt the furries.
>>157254996
The only ones I could understand people liking are toriel and flowey, and thats because there actually interesting.
>>157255119
maybe do it in more active hours, or right at the start of a new thread.
>>157254996
>Asgore
Because he made me sad as fuck and I want to make him happy.
>Flowey
He didn't make me as sad but I still want to save him and help him find a reason to live, even as a soulless flower.
>>157255167
>Non-character
I've seen this word get thrown around as much as "cuck", but what the fuck does it mean?
>>157255352
Chara doesn't really have much of a personality, they're more of a plot device.
We can't really tell when something's in-character or out-of-character because we know barely anything about them.
That's what it means.
Asriel's in a similar boat, but we know a tad more about him.
>>157255329
yeah I think I'm gonna do that.
>>157254516
I get this is supposed to be lewd, but why is Frisk licking ketchup off their thumb. It's just weird.
>>157255517
They are not good at eating ketchup
>>157255272
You think Toriel is more interesting then Asgore and Asriel? Why?
>>157255475
Asriel's personality clashes way too hard with how he's been for the past months/years as Flowey. Reminds me of Undyne's date where she hates your saccharine schtick.
>>157255517
Sans has no control over his blaster
>>157255815
Probably. I'd really like more fanwank exploring Asriel struggling to reconcile him being an asshole for literal years with him being fairly docile otherwise but it'll probably never happen cause our writefags are dead as fuck.
>>157255815
>Asriel's personality clashes way too hard with how he's been for the past months/years as Flowey
It's to show how much a soul affects someone, I guess.
Even though Omega Flowey didn't show any signs of compassion, with 6 souls. I guess he was on too much of a power trip for it to matter.
>>157255946
why explore his dark past and his recovery when you can just make porn of him and chara double teaming frisk
>>157255815
To be fair, getting bombarded with the emotions of literally thousands of souls at once would probably wake a guy up real fucking quick.
>>157256303
Remember that flowey and asriel are the same person, and that they are both scat fetishists.
Is it wrong that I feel the whole Undyne and Alphys thing was shoe horned in, like, they don't really fit to me and it just sorta happens out of nowhere.
The relation ship just seemed to be for a whole "we have the gay things" aspect in the game.
>>157255475
You can get enough of their personality out of what we get to know when something is out-of-character.
>hates humans
>well read, but still a stupid child
>easy to piss off, but otherwise seems to be surprisingly calm
>doesn't like wasting time
>determined to achieve any goal even if it requires eating buttercups
>suicidal or at least completely fine with killing themselves
>a bit of an asshole, but nowhere near Flowey's level
>needs reassurance
>likes chocolate
And that's without Charrator being used.
>>157255946
Yeah, I would find Asriel actually interesting if they tried to have him reconcile his personality as Flowey with his personality as Asriel, instead of everyone just using generic little naive dindu crybaby goat kid.
>>157256765
No, not really. A lot of people felt that way.
I blame it on Alphys being a rushed written character.
Quick post opinions
Opinions about characterfags!
How does /utg/ feel about botfags, papyrusfags, Floweyfags, dadfags, Lizardfags, momfags, etc.!
>>157256527
please don't push your scat fetish onto characters anon
>>157256765
There was a bit of background for the relationship if you actually explored the games features and called Undyne+Papyrus with the phone in each room.
>>157256808
Don't.
>>157256808
(You)
>>157256808
this entire kind of debate is completely retarded and so are you for encouraging it.
>>157256765
It's pretty wrong yeah.
Undyne's date, Undyne's neutral death, the quiz show, tons of phone calls (in the dump and lab especially), and some of the dialogue in Hotland in general all builds up to it well before it actually happens. I think it was one of the few times a relationship like that didn't just come out of nowhere for the hell of it.
>>157256527
remember that scatcuck poster
>>157256814
I'm not the one with the scat fetish. it's Asriel and fFlowey silly.
more games need dog characters
>>157256964
I do remember them.
>>157256956
>>157256857
>>157256892
>nofunallowed
>>157256854
I know you occasionally hear about how they watch stuff together or Undyne talking about her, but that doesn't change how forced it feels. You could build up any relationship in the game if you made characters chat about eachother, and how tsundere they are for eachother, but it doesn't make a relationship good.
>>157257157
that's not what tsundere means, anon
>>157256969
eating shit isn't healthy anon, i can see it's already having an effect on your brain and your spelling.
>>157256808
Most of us are shit but that's to be expected cause this is a shit place
>>157257128
We do this all the fucking time.
>>157257128
i like people who post my favorites and am neutral to or don't like people who do otherwise. happy?
i wish we would talk about the game instead of the posters in this thread.
>>157256961
>>157257157
As said before, I could have Sans say stuff about lets say... Muffet. Like make jokes about her and accidentally slip up and say something nice about how she looks. Then Muffet could have spiders eating hotdogs, you know, shit like that.
But it doesn't make the relationship fitting, or good, it just means I didn't shove it down your throat.
Opposites attract is a load of bullshit essentially.
>>157257434
The foreshadowing establishes the relationship well beforehand.
It's just that the characters are all so paperthin that none of their interactions could believably build up to a realistic relationship.
>>157257194
Yeah, I realize that now, but whatever you get the point.
>>157257157
Undyne says the dump is a great place to pick up chicks
It's strongly implied Undyne stopped Alphys from killing herself there
Undyne mentions that some nerds are allowed in her bedroom
Undyne keeps soda in her house for Alphys, but won't admit it outright because she has a crush on Alphys
She tells you to ask Alphys about all sorts of stuff in the lab but then takes it back flustered because she knows what it sounds like
Undyne gets flustered if you call her to ask about why she called Alphys to ask about the weather in Hotland despite there being none
That's just off the top of my head, in general all the reactions and dialogue about each other go beyond just them being friends and hanging out, it makes it really apparent they both are crushing on each other
>>157257090
I like dog characters in video games.
Boney was my favorite non-Lucas party member in Mother 3, Dogmeat was the best companion in Fallout 1 and 3 (only being beaten by Goris in 2) and more games need werewolf characters like Kevin in Seiken Densetsu 3.
>>157256765
>>157257157
>t. bitter fishcuck
It wasn't forced at all.
>>157249313
I might not be able to get you spiders for awhile.
Sorry, anon.
>>157257549
I guess this is the truth right here, even though it bothers me.
>>157256781
and despite not liking wasting time, they are not inpatient. they chose a rather slow and painful death, knit a sweater and they can wait for sans to fall asleep.
...does it even make sense?
Soriel is a canon ship.
>>157257157
even Papyrus knows Undyne has a crush on Alphys
are you somehow less socially aware than Papyrus?
Back from class, free until Friday!
My tablet comes tomorrow, going to have some fun with it.
How is everyone? Good I hope!
I'm not an Asrielfag, but I love this picture.
>>157257434
You can not like the relationship, but that doesn't make it forced, because the game does do plenty to set it up and establishes how both of them feel about each other well before they actually hook up
>>157257975
Good, I am an Asrielfag and I also love that picture
>>157257949
>>157257937
Yes it is.
>>157257937
it's also canon that toriel is an alcoholic and abuses her boyfriend sans and also scares the kiddo by drinking too much and saying very inappropriate things.
>>157257937
and so is lizard sandwich
>>157258237
It's also canon that Toriel is a footfag and divorced Asgore because he was bringing guys over
captcha: ISIS calle
And apparently Toriel's part of ISIS.
>>157257937
Nobody cares because Toriel is a trash character and any ship involving her is complete trash. There's a reason both Asgore and Sans are way more interesting characters when shes not around.
>>157258237
>>157257937
it's also also canon that the reason toriel drinks is because asgore beat her. toby said so.
I thought the Alphys/Undyne stuff was pretty okay, myself. It's a nice climax to Undyne's character progression from this threatening armor-clad terminator to kind of a sweetheart that wants to help the people around her and has a lot of respect for people who want to do the same, and gives Alphys the motivation and confidence she needs to improve herself and come clean about things.
A key thing about it, I think, is that their relationship isn't the crux of their characters, but instead acts more as something to round them out.
>>157258320
i cant believe asgore had an affair with gaster, mettaton and papyrus behind toriel's back.
>>157258417
I heard she walked in on them having a 4-way in Asgore's new BDSM dungeon
I've got a question for Asrielfags- are you pedophiles?
I don't care if you like young Asriel in a sexual way honestly, as long as you don't molest little boys for real. But I'm just looking to get an image of how many Asrielfags just think he's cute, vs think he's for lewd, or if some think little boy Asriel is cute but older one is for sexual.
>>157258415
This is a good opinion.
>>157258498
Fuck off Chris HansenI don't lewd him in any form so no
>>157258415
Undyne is never shown as anything other then a reward for Alphys telling the truth. Its a shit ship involving a shit character because Alphys is fucking trash and the whole foundation for their relationship is based on Alphys being a cunt and straight up lying and betraying Undyne's trust multiple times.
This ship is downright abusive but of course because its a gay one it gets a free pass
>>157257780
>>157257949
>>157257596
Holy shit you guys, I just tried to make a point about this here >>157257434
Lemme try this again though I suppose, even more transparent.
Character A talks about Character B.
Character B makes subtle hints about it unintentionally.
Rinse and repeat.
That could make it not so out of nowhere, so that the player can understand this relationship, but, that won't change the characters qualities how they act and etc.
Listen, let's just cut this short, people will have opinions and I guess it was my fault for trying to treat it differently than a opinion.
>>157258286
No
Goat is fish dad and lizard is eventually goat daughter
>>157257817
It's fine. Don't worry and certainly don't apologize. I'm not forcing you to do it, after all. Take all the time you need.
Would your favorite enjoy this?
>>157258778
Not if he wants to stay my favorite
>>157258778
i think so. and i would too. fuck you now im hungry.
>>157258778
I got diarrhea from this post
>>157258901
you got shit taste or somethin?
LAST CHANCE TO VOTE BEFORE I COMPILE THE RESULTS
www.strawpoll.me/11408829
>>157258778
I have no idea.I might, though. I'm usually willing to try anything.
>>157259013
Idon't like mushrooms
>>157259049
Where's the (which characterfags are the worst?)fags option?
>>157258753
>Character B makes subtle hints about it unintentionally.
But that's exactly what they did. Did you not play the game?
>>157259198
Same, they're nasty
Collage anon here.
Now that I'm back, something immediately went wrong.
Things broke, gotta wait for something to come in the mail to fix it. I'm kind of bummed out about it.
I can still make collages I just have to email myself every single picture, and that's a pain.
Sorry for blog posting, back to your regularly scheduled Undertale.
>>157258661
Alphys did do stuff for Undyne though.
She worked with her to build a giant sword, set up a cooler for Undyne in Hotland for her patrols, built her a hot fridge because she didn't like cold food, and some unnamed projects they worked on together that Undyne alludes to.
Undyne likes Alphys because when Alphys is working or engaging in her hobbies she's passionate about what she likes and is super into it, Alphys likes Undyne because she's confident, kind, and a 'hero' like she wants to be. There's fair reasoning for both sides liking each other.
>>157259294
I'm sorry to hear it, but I love you collegeanon!
>>157259269
Yes, thats what they did.
I'm saying it's a easy way to establish ANY relationship. Your just proving my point.
Is Toby Fox queer? Why are there so many gay characters in the game?
>>157259503
Yes? What the fuck else are they supposed to do in a short game like Undertale?
>>157259269
I think anon is trying to argue that those things aren't enough to establish a relationship and that the fish and lizard's personalities don't mesh well or something
>>157259550
he's a furry. of course he's gay.
>>157259593
Is he actually a furry?
>>157259550
>4 confirmed not-straight
>~100 characters including random-encounter battles
>so many
Straight people are weird.
>>157259325
It doesn't change that their relationship is entirely based on Alphys lying to Undyne multiple times. Alphys has shown multiple times to be manipulative and will out right lie and hide the truth from people to get her way (the whole thing with hotlands, lying to Asgore to get her job, her not telling anyone about Flowey and lying to Undyne about humans to get her to be her friend) this won't just disappear because she came clean once ( a reminder that she also never came clean on her biggest lie aka the whole faking her results to get a job thing and she still hasn't told anyone that Flowey is a thing and might be a threat even though she knows that he was doing some shit in TP even she doesn't remember the whole soul absorption thing, and that she never came clean on the whole lied to get her job thing)
Alphys is trash, a liar, down right abusive and a manipulative creep and any relationship with her is going to be shit because of that.
>>157259661
i dunno, but there's a lot of furry bait characters.
isn't he's fucking temmy or something
>>157259756
Take your meds Alphys
>>157259756
She admitted that she lied to Undyne about human history and all that shit, and Undyne was (mostly) fine with it. Fine enough that they're still together in the TP ending.
And while Alphys never admits she wasn't qualified for her job, she does get fired for it anyway, so at least it's something.
Look dude we all know the lizard is shit, but you're really acting like you didn't even play the game and you're just angry at a brick wall.
>>157259886
t.butthurt Alphdynefag
Alphys is a shit character and that whole ship is complete trash
>>157259756
Except none of the reasons why Undyne likes her are because of the lies. Undyne likes her because she's passionate about her work and her hobbies, that has nothing to do with how she got her job, or her mistakes with the amalgamates, or her telling Undyne that anime was real. None of the reasons Undyne likes Alphys have anything to do with that.
Plus, with how rushed the TP ending is, we don't know what Alphys confessed because Toby pushes us right into the Asriel fight and everything is resolved when it's over, so she could have easily confessed everything. She also literally doesn't know about Flowey, outside of the flower disappearing, so that's not very relevant.
>complaining about canon ships
holy shit tumblr plz leave
>>157259756
>lying to Asgore to get her job
Did she? Do you have a link to the actual dialogue involving that? I think Mettaton being a ghost was kept secret, but if you look at her blueprints about souls on the 2nd floor it's clear she actually did research and isn't a fraud.
>>157259592
FINALLY.
Glad someone finally got what i was trying to say.
Relationships depend on people being able to connect, and when they don't cnnect very well, it's realistic that they won't get along very well.
Undyne is a prideful, strong and energetic monster.
Alphys is nervous and not very strong in some aspects, she makes bad decisions, like lying, and does it compulsively, and is easily overwhelmed by the smallest things.
>>157259708
>4 confirmed not-straigh
obviously 4 is too many.
>>157210396
Wasn't awake for this yesterday, but thanks angstrom!
Jesus, really awoke a storm of lizardfags and... well anyone else who disagrees with them.
>>157260226
This is /vg/ though
Chara burpfic?
>>157260226
>>157260391
Nice blog-copy pasta. Do they come with marinara sauce and feta cheese?
>>157260172
well I mean
I disagree with you entirely
but I see what you're trying to say
>>157260146
Not that guy, but the conversation with Bratty and Catty allude to it by calling Mettaton a "robot with a SOUL"
At the very least it was a misunderstanding. I'm not sure it was intentional since she was presenting Mettaton as a human killing robot, evidenced by the NEO form, but when it came to him actually having a soul she probably just went along with it because it's what Asgore wanted to hear. She probably intended to do more technological work, but went along with the soul stuff to look good and it led to her being stuck with the determination experiments though, so it's still her fault.
Whether she actually knows about souls or not is more up in the air, as you said, there is implications that she does know at least something from her notes in her fake lab.
I love this goat. I like lifting for this goat. How many sets have you put in for your favorite today utg?
>>157260554
Sets? Do you mean lego sets?
>>157260554
Zero
But I did take my dad to the doctor to get blood work done! That has to be worth something right?
Hey, Horsedude here.
I was gonna post a bit of a story I was doing that isn't bound to make you gag, but seeing that the thread is full of butthurt over anything anti-Alphyne, I better wait.
Anyways, I guess anyone else want something short written up in the meantime.
>>157260146
Not them, but there isn't exactly dialogue proving that, just hints. It's a common speculation.
Basically, Alphys built Mettaton and ended up showing him off to Asgore (the game tells you Alphys built Mettaton to try to get Asgore's approval but we don't know how true that is).
Asgore offered Alphys the Royal Scientist position with the intent of creating souls to break the barrier. This was based on the assumption that Alphys created Mettaton's soul, but if you read his diaries, you know that she actually didn't.
That's where the lie was.
Now Alphys did do soul research because she wanted to at least try, even if creating souls is something she'd never done before but everyone thought she did.
>>157260704
Something fluffy.
>>157260704
goat paws
>>157260524
Uhhh, okay?
Better than nothing I guess.
>>157260704
Tsunderplane discovers masturbation and is left panicking about how to clean oil stains off her bedsheets
>>157260554
today I discovered that there's someone balling up their turds, wrapping them up in tootsie roll wrappers, and hiding them in every restroom in the building
I want to stay in bed for the rest of the week
>>157260172
Alphys is also smart (as an engineer, at the least) and passionate about her hobbies and her work when she's doing it, and she has a genuine desire to do good and help people. Undyne is basically her ideal in her attitude of confidence and being a hero. They share a fair amount of the same characteristics and hobbies, the main differences just being that Undyne is extremely extroverted and Alphys is extremely introverted.
>>157260871
>>157260226
>>157260391
So I just downloaded the Love Live app on my phone and I just really love it.
what's with the sudden influx of /v/
>>157260554
I can bench 150 pounds now because of that goat!
>>157260554
None, but reading this post reminded me that I should. I promise you I will do some tomorrow.
>>157260698
>Dadcuck helping his dad outkinda cute desu
>>157260554
I want to do something for the mom but I'm afraid of exercise and I don't really want muscles anyway
>>157260647
Nope
>>157260698
Ayy hope your dad gets better famizam!
>>157260840
Thats pretty disgusting, yet very cruelly genius
>>157261007
Atta boy. Keep it going. No pain no gain
>>157261027
Do it! Your future self will thank your past self
Do you guys like me? Will you be nice to me?
>>157260840
I'm sorry there's someone wrapping up their turds in tootsio roll wrappers and hiding them in all the restrooms in your building, anon
>>157261239
Is it building train sets?
>>157261304
Oh you.
>>157261239
Do you think the goat mom would be disappointed if I run instead of lifting?
>>157261281
Sure, as long as you're not mean.
I want more works with Flowey tormenting Alphys for trapping him in an unending hell with no love or compassion.
>>157260869
>passionate about her work when she's doing it
>when she's doing it
Highlight on when. The hobbies they share as far as I remember is anime, thats all. You say they share characteristics, but I just went over how they don't.
The only way thing I can agree they match in is confidence, but not because Alphys can match Undyne in it, but because Undyne helps her feel more confident.
What does it mean when showering feels like such a chore for you that you'll put it off even when you feel like your really need it? I think it's been two days now.
>>157261459
reminder that flowey shows no specific ill will towards alphys at any point in the game
>>157261420
Heck no. I think she'd be proud either way! I run and lift as well
>>157261454
Shut up, nerd!
>>157261524
Depression, sans
>>157261596
Oh, really? Is that what that means? Haha
>>157261528
>traps them in a flower body forever
Nah no that wouldn't make me mad at all.
Holy shit dude use your head, he already hates everyone regardless, he has even more reason to hate Alphys.
>>157260838
Please refrain from lewding the plane.
>>157261528
Of course, he already spent countless timelines taking his frustration out on her in every way possible.
>>157261540
I still do upper body but I have to jog instead of squatting now. I've always had a bum knee but it got really bad from squatting recently so the best I can do is jog.
But thank you, I'm glad she wouldn't be let down!
>>157261528
That we know of.
Also does Flowey ever mention that he knows it was Alphys who did it? I know Alphys talks about "the flower" and Flowey mentions that he just suddenly woke up one day, but does he ever say/hint that he knows Alphys is responsible for it?
>>157261696
Thats the best way to do it man. Work around the pain rather than getting depressed and just stopping. You doing it right
>>157261493
she does do work with undyne, we even see several of the things she built for/with undyne, and alphys yammered on about science to undyne for hours when they first met, that's why undyne admires her for her passionate side
and yeah the confidence thing is fair, there is definitely a factor of undyne wanting to fix someone/make them happy (like how she teaches papyrus to cook, or shyren to play piano) and alphys needing someone to pull her out of the holes she digs herself into
>>157261524
I don't know, what's it mean when I take 5 cold showers within an afternoon because I feel like my skin can't stay clean?
>>157261814
Thank you! Nice Toris by the way
>>157261645
>trapping him in a flower body forever
By the time Flowey shows any sort of murderous tendencies he's already accepted the fact he'd rather not be dead.
>>157261810
Actually this is a good point. I'd assume he'd know just from his numerous exploits.
>>157261810
I don't think it's specifically called out, but Flowey says he solved everyone's problems at some point, which would kind of necessitate finding out about everything Alphys did
>>157261281
What are your skills and hobbies?
>>157261943
Are you seriously trying to argue that Flowey would not want to hurt Alphys.
He hurts others for the hell of it, and demonstrates that he can't let things go easily at all.
>>157261810
No, but headcanon dictates that of course he'd figure it out. Flowey's spent so much time befriending and betraying everyone that he pretty much knows the secrets of all but the most stubborn of monsters, and Alphys is a pushover.
>>157262062
I don't think he'd specifically target Alphys any more then anybody else, no.
He probably did the same to her as he did to everyone else though.
>>157262191
Flowey would have definitely got to the true lab at some point in his search for the souls, and he knows to make Alphys lead you there for the TP ending
>>157262023
>Flowey says he solved everyone's problems at some point
>implying Flowey fixed Sans' machine so the skelebros could go back home
>implying Flowey is actually a super genius
Just because he says he did doesn't mean it's accurate.
>>157261493
One thing to note about Alphys is that when you run into her, she's basically shut down because of what happened with the Determination research: Like she says during Hotland, she figures that if she does anything, at all, she'll just screw up and make things worse. Undyne showing up and getting her out of the lab is probably the only thing keeping her going at all.
Just the fact that she managed to build a robot like Mettaton before even getting the resources a Royal Scientist gets is proof enough that she's naturally intelligent and hardworking, which I guess Undyne manages to see and go out of her way to try and dig up, or something, is the point.
>>157262032
Bullying fags like you who walk into my traps!
>>157262390
that's fair, but we also don't know what the machine does so it's iffy
we do know flowey knows about the true lab though
Who do you think is the most unlikable character in Undertale?
>>157262658
Toriel or Alphys
>>157262226
I think Flowey probably targeted her a whole bunch, but eventually just killed and tortured her enough that it lost its edge like everything else did so at this point he doesn't really care about her either way.
>>157262658
Jerry.
>>157262658
jerry
>>157262658
Frisk
>>157262427
Yeah, and Catty and Bratty show that Alphys was relatively more social in the past, since it's because of her that they dumpster dive and sell junk as a hobby.
Alphys has one of the coolest backstories in the whole game. Too bad in-game she's an annoying twit if you don't like her dialogue.
>>157262658
Overall, Jerry
Main cast, Toriel
>>157262658
So Sorry
>>157262658
Overall:Jerry
Main Cast:Asriel
>>157262786
>>157262686
>Toriel
Shit opinions tbqh.
Pumpkin did a thing
>>157262658
Objectively it's Chara because there is so little positive information about them but my personal least liked itToriel
>>157262739
Yeah, her humor either clicks with you or it doesn't, I rarely see much in between.
I found her the most interesting in terms of background and motivations too. I'm a huge sucker for characters who want to do good or just be liked, but go about it in bad ways and/or generally fuck up. And we basically see Alphys at the rock bottom of that kind of fall in the game, with only Undyne and Mettaton keeping her from 'disappearing'.
>>157263006
I miss pumpkin
>>157262658
I dislike Toriel and Napstablook the most
They were just plain boring
>>157262909
Sorry, I just don't like the overprotective meme mom gimmick and she was written terribly in the TP ending
>>157262909
>mommy stereotype
sorry i don't have mommy issues
>>157263107
She'll be backI hope
>>157263281
It's literally only been a few days since she was last here. be patient she is a busy woman.
>>157263535
Why are you telling me this? I said she'll be back
>>157261914
>and alphys yammered on about science to undyne for hours when they first met
Not only that, it was specifically theories about the abyss and what would happen if somebody jumped into it. For hours.
My headcanon is the conversation ended up getting really silly once Alphys makes a anime reference and Undyne asks her what anime is, and with this new revelation the theories about the abyss quickly drift from a rather bleak outlook to whether or not it's a portal to place with giant mecha suplexing aliens.
>Looks up Undyne sitting down
>See's picture of gross Asriel ass
damn it anons.
Do people who want to fuck Undyne count as furfags?
>>157263995
does it look like undyne has fur?
>>157263995
I think it makes you a scalie.
>>157264067
She has scales and that's just an off-shoot of furries
>>157263995
I think they're called scalies.
Not as degenerate as furries but technically a subset.
remember when /utg/ was fun
>>157264146
that was a thing?
>>157264128
>Not as degenerate as furries
literally the most retarded thing i've seen all day
>>157264146
yeah i hate game discussion
where's the worship
Reminder that Alphys stole all of Gaster's inventions, and his life, just to make Sans cry and have night terrors that make his powers go out of control and hurt kiddo
>>157264229
Did you just say....
Worship?
>>157264224
Degeneracy tiers:
Everything else >>>>>>>>> furries
>>157264229
The same place where the objectively correct Chara headcanon is, I guess.
>>157264424
So i'm less degenerate because I want to fuck a dragon then someone who would want to fuck a humanoid bear?
>>157264394
also to fuck over asriel even in death. his suffering was not enough for her.
>>157264479
Yes.
Source: FurAffinity
>>157264519
I seeshame I also want to fuck Asgore
>>157264394
why you gotta go and run every slightly funny thing into the ground
>>157264394
don't forget that she literally lobotomized papyrus
>>157264651
it's the only thing keeping me going
>>157264428
canon
>>157264229
>>157264651
Skeletonfags are just unoriginal and unfunny like that. it's the same thing with the bad time Sans jokes and most of the unfunny characterfag memes they continue to push
Do you think goat hands give good handjobs? haha asking for a friend, lol.
>>157264775
well pick a different topic or write an actual story instead of reposting the same thing every thread
>>157264831
wasn't it the same guy who did the dom shota goat cummies in my tummies posts or are they different people
>fewer and fewer fresh fish pics every day
help guys I'm going into withdrawal what do I do
>>157265035I got some fresh fish to dump next thread
but you didn't hear it from me
>>157265035
make your own
trudge through deviantart and google images
move on
>>157264678
That's impossible. Skeletons don't have brains to to begin with.
>>157265034
I like to think the praising meme (shotagoatbro, daddy dom sans, mommy toriel, how I love them *cue paragraph of the same here*) is the same person.
I want to drink with Undyne and the one known as/utg/
>>157265035
Learn to draw mein frau
I want to drink this tea after flowey gets out desu
>>157265462
>wanting to drink tea that has had turds in it
Didn't know Floweyfags were also Scatfags
>>157265539
flowers dont poo
>>157265593
Yeah but Flowey is raw shit and a shit character
>>157265539
anon didn't i tell you not to push your scat fetish onto people
>>157265593
flowey sits in shit all day he's got germs on him
>>157265648
t. asrielfag
>>157265561
I want all of that done to me
>>157265690
but i'm not a Floweyfag???
>>157265698
Asriel is objectively better then Flowey
Flowey is made to be goat poo
Prove me wrong
>>157265561
that weird thing is a better mom than toriel
>>157265760
You're not making yourself look any better
>>157265825
that's a very low bar
>>157265760
you're doing it again, bad anon
>>157265825
literally everyone is a better mom than toriel
>>157265825
What about this mom?
>>157265825
It's not like that's hard
>have you not abandoned seven kids to die?
Congratz! You're a better mom then Toriel!
>>157265924
what about Asgore?
>>157265561
I want to do all of that to my favorite.
>>157265823
i want asriel to graze along the green fields and come across flowey, then bite into his stem hard, ripping him from the earth as he starts chewing him up, breaking him down so it's easier to digest him, all while flowey is begging and screaming for him to stop.
>>157265975
hey
only six of those died
in most timelines
>>157265979
Asgore at least managed to not fuck up one kid, he has a better track record than toriel
>>157266020
That's cute but Asriel and Flowey are the same person
>>157265979
Asgore has gone 1-2 when it comes to raising kids
Toriel has gone 0-8
The stats speak for themselves
>>157265561
I want to fuck that thing.
>>157266020
>chewing
So close
But really Asriel self-vore when?
Good thing I found these nudes of best boy.
>>157266091
then just replace with your goat of choice.
>>157265823
I can't, it's true
I like to believe post-TP he returns to the surface and in some kind of wacky mishap while trying to mess with people he ends up in Asgore's tea one day and is swallowed without Asgore even knowing
>>157266167
i want asriel to graze along the green fields and come across toriel, then bite into her neck hard, ripping her to shreds as he starts chewing her up, breaking her down so it's easier to digest her, all while toriel is begging and screaming for him to stop.
>>157266263
That isn't how tea works besides its canon that Gaster comes back from the void and killsFlowey
>>157266165
Careful there, this is a blue bloard.
>>157266358
>gaster feeding flowey to his bf asgore
hmmm
>>157266263
>Asgore
I prefer Toriel but either case it's still correct
So we all agree that Flowey is a garbage character and should be executed Post TP while Asriel is great and should be cared for Post TP?
>>157266689
They're the same person
>>157266689
Actually Asriel is Flowey and they both deserve to be loved and cared for despite their flower-related mental and physical handicaps
>>157251908
tee-hee
>>157266689
they're both the same character and they both deserve to be eaten and lovingly digested by either of the superior goats
>>157266263
>Asgore eats yet another child
You can't make this shit up
>>157266624
>Toriel gets tired of Flowey being a bad influence on Frisk and decides to get rid of him by eating him while Frisk is at school and tells Frisk that he ran away
I can see it
>>157266689
Agreed
>>157266749
>>157266769
>>157266834
t.butthurt scatfag Floweyfags that know their character is shit so they try and piggy back on Asriel
>>157266834
>ascuck
>superior to anyone
>>157266892
Retarded furry
>>157266895
t.butthurt Floweyfag
literally every character is better then your shit flower
I wish there was an ending where you could hug Asriel and tell him it's ok and then walk over to Flowey and kill him
>>157266892
Ooh, I really like that one.
Some writefag needs to come up with a canon Toriel vorefic where this happens please.
>>157267032
>ascuck scatfag implying his character is better than anything
he's literally worse than so sorry
>>157267183
Why do you hate Asgore so much? Hes a good character
I want to trace my finger along the outline of Azzy's bulge.
>>157267249
he ate 6 kids and shat them out and was a diaperfag, which is why toriel cucked him with a skeleton and left him
>>157267324
Gross
Shit, sorry for the lack of update, you guys. School and all. Fall break is coming up though, so I should have some time to sit down and get stuff into the writebin. Sorry again.
>>157267364
None of that is even true though, do you literally just dislike him because of memes?
>>157267371
Shut up queer.
>>157267430
it's like you didn't even play the game, i mean i can kind of understand asgore eating those kids as a coping mechanism seeing as how toriel was a hardcore alcoholic and routinely beat him but i think eating all of them was a bit much
>>157267430
don't bother responding to sorielfag
or any of his imitators, basically anyone who constantly uses the term ascuck
So we agree that:
MK belongs in Asgore's belly
The six kids belong in Asgore's belly
Frisk and/or Chara belong in Asriel's belly
Flowey belongs in Toriel's belly
What other characters belong in someone else's stomach?
>>157267538
vore is literally scat, please fuck off with your shit taste
>>157267538
Chara belongs in Asriel's belly
Frisk belongs in Alphys's belly
>>157267538
flowey belongs in asriel's belly
>>157267431
A queer wouldn't find furbulge gross
>>157267538
All the monsters belong in my belly! The humans too! And /utg/!
>>157267396
Don't worry, there probably isn't much to add. Good luck in your studies!
Can we post comfy things yet?
>>157267820
Are stomach's comfy?
>>157267396
It's okay, I'm glad you're still here pastebin-kun! As always, we love you!
>>157267854
no they're painful and suffocating
>>157267820
ok.
Do you think when Asriel grows up he'll hate school so much that when he gets out he doesn't want to go to college or work again so he hides in his room because every time he comes out Toriel yells at him
>>157268004
No it's canon that after Asriel's saved by Frisk they hook up in high-school and marry during their university years and then finally have kids while they're working so Asriel must work/go to school as a result.
>>157268004
I don't know but I want to give him a handjob and then hug him and rub his back when he cums in under a minute.
What are you listening to as we enter comfy hours utg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAKmWeMmzUM
>>157268119
I want someone to do that to me
>>157268004
he becomes a hermit when he's socially ostracized for casually revealing he has a vore fetish
>>157267803
Oh there's more than you think. But still. Would hate it if y'all thought I stopped updating.
>>157267862
Appreciate it, friendo.
>>157246687
wats dis mem
>>157268004
he won't grow up because he's dead and foreverially floweyized
>>157268181
>implying he won't become rich after extorting furries with a vore fetish into being eaten by him
Come on anon
>>157268125
I'm not listening to anything comfy, but thank you that song is awesome, and so is that Tori.
>>157267803
the recent undyne fics are very important pieces of utg history
>>157267854
My friend talks about how comfy it would be to be in my belly sometimes so I guess they are
>>157268157
I'd do it for you little cutie.
>>157268402
R-Really?
>>157266360
DOG
BULGE
>>157268331
You have an odd friendship
>>157268447
Of course, as long as you promise to fall asleep with me afterwards and never be mean to me.
>>157267534
I was just curious.
Asgore gets a lot of meme hate so I was curious how much of it is actual hate, like with Alphys I thought most people liked her and it was mostly just a meme to shit on her but then it turns out that a lot of people here actually hate her.
I'm new to /utg/ so I still haven't gotten down how much of the memes are true and how much of them are just jokes, like the Sans ones.
>>157268125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBzfpsEyqeU
Getting ready tomeet my friends at the shrine soon
I just wanna smooch Papyrus
>>157268553
none of us have any intense feelings about anything anymore
cute spider?
>>157268125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9COhf3PJPI
Surprisingly chill and effective dungeon crawling music
>>157268536
Okay...C-Could you hold me please?
>>157268553
literally everything is a meme, i'd argue that most people here barely even care about the game anymore and are just here to shitpost / out of habit or because they're loser no-lifes
Flowey screaming and begging for mercy as he's digested alive by a goat!
>>157268509
Yeah, but it's our friendship. Besides, it makes me feel flattered.
>>157268729
I'd love to, but sometimes I'd like to be held too. We can take turns!
>>157268553
I'm sure a lot of it is meme hate, but yeah, there are some people who do legitimately hate just about anyone.
Well, I don't think we have any die hard Papyrus haters anymore, since that one guy became neutral on him.
>>157268784
he was saying your friend is fucking retarded
>>157268809
Sure, that sounds nice!
>>157268825
i don't hate papyrus but i think he's dreadfully boring
>>157268553
I just came here last week and it was confusing at first, but essentially everything is just a meme or a joke- nobody really passionately hates any of the characters. There might be one or two people but mostly they're just funposting.
>>157268125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4uKJWA7pM
>>157268879
Sounds good, but are you an Asrielfag?
>>157268825
If you hate any characters, you missed the point of the game.
>>157268620
Are you gonna smooch his teeth?
>>157269102
Not particularly, I sort of just like all the characters, not really hating any of them.
>>157269130
If you like Flowey, Asriel, Alphys, Undyne, Chara, Toriel, Snowdrake, Asgore, Mettaton, or Papyrus then you missed the point of the game.
>>157268125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBglw5eJ3yg
>>157269023
I used to listen to a lot of Touhou remixes, jazz ones especially around five or six years ago. I'm having a hard time finding the ones I really liked, I hope they didn't get taken down.
>>157269310
t. sansfag
>>157268740
>tfw imaging the Toriel eating Flowey thing
>imagining Toriel being extra nice to Frisk as they leave for school
>Toriel telling Frisk to leave Flowey home today so that they could bond and get closer
>Frisk being happy that Toriel and Asriel will get a chance to hang out and maybe get back that mother and son bond that Frisk knows Flowey secretly misses
>Toriel waiting until Frisk leaves and then picking up Flowey by his stem
>Flowey hurling curses as he is man-handled by Toriel
>Toriel calmly explaining that Flowey is a bad influence on Frisk and that he has to go
>Flowey smugly telling Toriel that there is no way Frisk would abandon him
>Toriel explaining that shes aware of how kind her child is and telling Flowey that since she can't trust Flowey to leave on his own that she'll have to take drastic measures
>Flowey getting pissed off at Toriel and calling her a drunken whore who let her kids die because she was a coward>Toriel having finally having had enough and quickly shoving Flowey in her mouth as he yells more profanity
>Flowey suddenly realizing what his mom is doing and crying for her to stop
>even switching to his real Asriel voice and calling her mom while begging to be let go
>Toriel just assumes that Flowey is faking it and swallows him
>Flowey being too small to make anything more then a small bump in her stomach
>Toriel rubbing her stomach as it gurgles because Flowey is still inside and trying to get free
>Toriel deciding that shes going to make a nice Butterscotch Cinnamon pie for Frisk to soften the blow when Toriel tells them that Flowey ran away and that she couldn't find him anymore
>Captca: STOP
>>157269579
Please delete your post about the goat mom. Just wrong.
>>157269484
canonically speaking, he's the only character that matters
>>157269579
h-hot
>>157268735
I'm here out of habit, but I still adore the characters. I don't bother sharing ideas or starting discussions here anymore, it understandably leads to the same answers from the same people every time.
>>157269659
He's a useless sack of shit but okay
poststraight shit
>>157269375
I have a few videos bookmarked just so that I can quickly find the person who uploaded it again. It happened to me once too with the account that uploaded the video I posted a few months ago. When I remembered about it I quickly found it again after a few minutes. I hope you find them soon too. I doubt they would be taken down.
>>157269854
(You)
>>157269642
No
>>157269854
>straight shit
>in tumblr: the game
top kek
>>157269854
Well I just got out of a conference call with the research heads of every major university in the world and they all told me it's been unanimously determined through the scientific method that the attached image is in fact, THE cutest image ever!
Isn't that something?
>>157270148
They're wrong
>>157270148
But that isn't pic related
Are we alive yet? I have a proposition for you guys.
>>157270010
That's not true!
Anon is not straight, take that back!
>>157270148
>scientists evaluating artwork
Kissu flowe
>>157270240
>>157270265
Sorry, it's just science! I don't choose these things.
>>157270148
toriel is garbage though
>>157270148
I'm having a hard time believing you. They told me this was the cutest image ever.
>>157270313
He used you, anon.
>>157270293
I don't know about alive, but I'm here!
>>157269854
That's pretty degenerate, but okay
>>157270317
It was found that everyone who ever looked at the image had a life time peak in CF (cuteness factor) when they saw it.
>>157270391
If he used me then how can he be straight?
Check mate
>>157270293
go on
>>157270148
Sorry, but that's not this image.
>>157270580
He just wanted a quickie. he was thinking about his gf the whole time.
>>157270412
>>157270635
I'll wait for the next thread to do it
>>157270717
His gf's dick?
>>157270323
i want to desu
>>157270740
we arent closed to finish in this thread yet. just do it.
>>157270740
>>157270740
just post it, we're not going to get much livelier
>>157270740
You tease
Bully ALL anons with smol penis!!!
>>157270679id probably go gay for an amazon gf twice my height
>>157270740
we have almost 200 posts left and over 100 images
we're going to be a lot more dead by the time we get to the next thread
>>157270875
Stop bullying me with your small penis!
>>157270949
I mean bully all anons who HAVE a small penis!
>>157268693
I want Muffet to do that to me so bad
>>157271038
Why would you want to bully yourself?
>>157270875
>>157270949
>tfw no penis to bully anons with
>>157268693
Source PLEASE
>>157270875
>>157271038
Hey now! Just because anon has a small penis doesn't mean you can just bully him! I'm sure some people find them cute!
Like I said here >>157253628 I want a new tattoo, but I didn't get many replies as I would get at a more alive time so yeah, do your worst, utg.
>>157271106
Mine is above average you FAGGOT
>>157271117
Shut up you're not a woman.
>>157270875
No, not me-- >>157270949
oh wait, this is how it's meant?
>>157271223
>>157271172
I'm the bully and I find themvery cute
>>157271223
>renting a place together with smol anon
>putting the cereal box on the top shelf so that anon has to climb onto the bench to reach it
>>157271223
Bitch I already replied to you
Think for yourself and pick something.
>>157271441
you piece of shit
fite me
>>157271258
I meant I want to bully Undertale fans who have a small penis.
>>157271480
k tnx for playing along
>>157270875
H-hey
This size is average for asians
>>157271441
CUTE
>>157271126
https://twitter.com/ut_7zow/status/775011319376252928
>>157271441
>smol anon falling to their death
>laughing joyfully as their dead body is escorted off the premises
>>157271223
I didn't want to post an image because I think that is a terrible idea and there is no way you are being serious. If you are, I wouldn't want the idea that you could possibly have a tattoo of an image I selected.
>>157271663
Thanks!
Guys with small penis are pathetic.
Please don't encourage them or make them feel better about their sub-average body.
>>157271117
Bully them with something else! Get creative!
>bullyposting
>anonposting
wow i never thought i would miss the vorefags
>>157271771
Hey, I want to bully them gently but also please that cute little thing. There's nothing wrong with having a smaller than average penis, and they deserve love too.
Let's get back to Underta
>>157271713
Why not?
That's hilarious.
Especially if it's something shitty.
Anon should post the results.
>>157269579
Holy shit anon, that's hot
Tyvm
>>157271551
no its not mean, i can't help myself! hes too cute
this anon gets it >>157271653
>>157271668
no hes an adult, if he thought it were dangerous he wouldnt do it
I love this goat!
>>157271858
Tumbly rumbly tummy
>>157269579
...keep goingflowey needs to be thoroughly digested
>>157272008
I don't
>>157272008
toriel is shit
What is she thinking about, /utg/?
>>157272008Do you really though?
>>157272318
the horse
>>157272318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UFqIg-Sgfg
>>157272365
I really do love that mom! And I adore you because you have the best pictures of her.
>>157272061
I'm not a writefag or really a vorefag
sorry
>>157272378
oh great, another random and completely unrelated Undyne meme
>>157272318
>>157272536
I'm not sure why fishfags get the brunt of shit.
Have a peace offering.
>>157272536
im sorry. i like fishfags but fuck that fic was really weird.
>draw every day
>not good
>not getting better
It feels bad having been born with no talent
>>157272942
Trace things you like to get used to the strokes.
>image to post
POST PICTURES THAT PEOPLE MADE FOR YOU
Goats are made for vore, and you belong in one of their stomach's
>>157272942
Then do something else. Maybe sculpting is what you were born for.
Or writing.
Or raising animals
>>157272942
Are you actually trying to get better or are you just drawing anything?
It's okay to look at references.
>>157273035
>>157273035
My favorite
>>157272942
It's possible to practice incorrectly, you're not drawing the same things over and over are you? Do you have the fundamentals down? Loomis?
>>157272942
do you need resources or tips, anon?
>>157273035
>that artist
i love her
Are there any chara tummyfags left?
>>157273247
and yet you drove her away with your constant shitposting
>>157273219
Oh hey Act!Are you still going to do that Undyne and Asgore hanging out with memes picture?
>>157273247
She's pretty awesome considering she made that for me for no other reason then I mentioned it was my birthday, Floweyfags are pretty great
>>157273219
Not him but could you give me some good resources?
I'm not sure where to start.
>>157273035I love every single protopap in my collection.
>>157273035
>>157273035
"Kumo-chan's holiday." It's made even better by the fact I wasn't expecting it.
>>157273035
>>157273035
>>157273035
>>157273247
that's ironic
>>157273035
god these threats make me horny
>>157272442
!!!
>>157273868
*threads
>>157273376
start with drawabox.com
the lessons are dreadfully boring but they are important and will help you get down the fundamentals of drawing. make sure to be paying attention and not to rush or skip a lesson, but make sure not to overwork yourself.
quickposes.com is a gesture exercise site that helps you yo be efficient in lines while also toning up your dynamic gestures and learning the some basic forms of anatomy. for 30 minutes to an hour a day, draw the gestures as accurately as you can with the timer set at 30 seconds. dont rush the process, youll have to learn to make accurate lines within the time, do not erase any mistakes, it helps to document them down so if youre at a halt you can review your previous sketches and analyze where youre going wrong.
the youtube lessons from proco, sycra, and knkl are also very useful and helpful for starting off
>Doing better than I expect when I draw
>It's still complete shit but it's better than the complete shit I expected I would make.
>Too cowardly to try to draw something more complex than Undyne or Gaster.
I know it's okay to make mistakes, I could throw the drawings away if I wanted to, despite that I'm still afraid to try.
>>157273868
I'm gonna kill your parents!
>>157273868
I'm gonna stomp on your dick until it bleeds
>>157273968
No running away, faggot
How does this image make you feel, /utg/?
>>157273982
Thank you, going to use those when my tablet comes tomorrow!
>>157273993
Post your Gaster!
>>157273819
Probably best delivery ITT
>>157273868
Suck my dick or I'll suck yours!
>>157274072I have seen this artist and it's all /utg/'s fault.
>>157273196
Why would he need a cash management banking system?
>>157274139
Do it faggot *unzips dick*
>>157273319
>tfw no reu birthday drawing
>been chatting with them daily for most of the year now
>i think i mentioned my birthday once and didn't make a deal out of it on the day
i don't really mind that reu didn't draw me anything, talking with them is nice enough
>>157274093
She's a legend. Shame she abandoned us for /co/.
You ever get that feeling of regret that you can't shake off, /utg/?
>>157273035
>>157274318
>Anon got artcucked by a dadfag
Ouch
post crossovers
there seems to be a lot of holy skells on twitter
>>157274093
it's funny because i gave biorobo such a vague thing to go off of and she made that masterpiece
>>157274254
http://alexhays.com/loomis/
venture on to /ic/ some time, they have helpful stuff
https://sites.google.com/site/ourwici/
>>157274525
there was a lot yesterday or the day before i think
>>157274479
You can't just add the word cuck to any other word, that doesn't even make sense
>>157274318
>chatting with them
where? what is she like?
>>157274318
>I talk to them so they owe me art
wew
>>157274698
I'm just seeing them rn. funny how us pap is a nun
>>157273035
>>157274318
you sound like a bitch
>>157274826
That's actually the opposite of what I said but whatever
>>157274747
>tfw yw never vorecuck Alphys
>>157274986
You wouldn't have mentioned it if you didn't expect anything anon. Don't lie.
>>157274747
Sounds like someone got wordcucked.
>>157274986
you're entirely full of shit and trying to cover up your petty jealousy with that last remark, you wouldn't have bothered to make such a passive-aggressive post otherwise
>>157271713
I was serious but okay then. That's why I never do these fun things here.
Also, the result was this one >>157254147 and I'm still looking for a good Undyne pic to tattoo too.
I'll post the pic of the tat done next week.
>>157275096
>>157275206
Nice, anon got called out
>>157275008
hurts a little bit
>>157275260
You're actually doing a joke tattoo? But why?
What's your type /utg/?
>>157275260
If you didn't want something stupid then don't ask us
>>157275260
I still think it's not a good idea and you will regret it soon afterwards. You do you, though. I can't stop you.
>>157275390
>>157275390
not that loser
>>157275390
a very tall and handsome bone man.
>>157275390
Twinkbot.
>>157275390
Soft, sweet mommies.
>>157275508
rude desu
>>157275554
>>157275487
>>157275578
good taste
>>157275369
why not?
>>157275396
I'm not complaining, the point was to get something stupid.
>>157275464
I'll get it on my thigh, not a very visible place where I can regret instantly, also, I can always cover it up with a new one.
>>157275390
Amazonian piscene.
>>157275390
girl with a pulse
>>157275390
some screaming rattling idiot
>about to take the plunge and masturbate to grown up Asriel
at least I'm not a pedophile
>>157275631
>why not?
It just seems like a waste of money and time for something you don't even really want.
>>157274826
this is the reason why I'm so nitpicky with my friends. hell, I don't even tell my irl friends I can draw just to avoid situations like this.
>>157275740
>plunger
fixed
>>157274986
No offense but that post was a classic nice guy getting mad that a women he's friends with won't fuck him post
>>157275740
So you only masturbated to Chara before?
>>157275390
Good night, /utg/.
I love you all.
>>157275096
>>157275206
Oh no! I've fallen into a horrific projector trap
whatever will I do!
>>157274750
email is on the zeemap, they're really nice!
>>157275890
Goodnight, I love you too anon! Sweetest of dreams!
>>157275791
>have artist friend
>sometimes I think about asking about that sort of stuff
>decide not to because it would be rude as fuck
>>157275875
>157275875
kek
>>157275890
Good night!
melon
>>157275791
it's easy if you are a shitty artist
>>157276031
I think you should leave.
>>157275941
you're better off waiting for them to say it themselves. it's gonna be awkward if you ask them about it. or worse. sort of "lessen" your level of friendship with them
booby
>>157275913
>Oh no I was being a passive aggressive little bitch!!
>why doesn't my artist friend draw me things
Fuck off
>>157275941
I'm an artist that likes giving birthday present gifts, though it is awkward when people ask because it does make it look like you're only friends with them for the free art.
Just casually mention that your birthday's coming a month or so in advance. If they have time, they might do something. If they don't, don't freak out about it like that other anon did.
Fresh outta the tablet.
>>157276171
>>157276141
Honestly the main reason I didn't was because I didn't want them knowing i'm into undertale and maybe finding out i'm a gay furry faggot
>>157276214
woah nice work
>>157276238
Oh, are they not into Undertale themselves?
If you guys have another common interest, they might do that.
I wouldn't ask someone for Undertale stuff if they're not into it, people get pretty harsh about it.
>>157276214
this is sick
>>157275390
I just wanna fuck cats
>>157276337
Well they know I still like Undertale because I tweet pictures sometimes but if they drew me something and it ended up on here they might find out I browser here and I shit post enough about my life that they would be able to spot me pretty easily and they already know I hang out on /vg/
TL:DR I don't want my friend finding out i'm a goatfag that browsers this general
can you blame me?
>>157276443
How popular are they?
My Undertale stuff on Twitter hasn't been posted here at all, which really surprises me.
>>157275390I seriously don't have one.
>>157276214
literally everything I've ever wanted
>>157276723
What characters do you draw? Maybe the fans of that character don't browse twitter as much.
>>157276273
>>157276390
It's a comission from a "local" artist, I'll send them your compliments :D
>>157276723
Not very I guess, looking at their tumblr though it appears that they've drawn every character but Flowey, Asriel, Frisk, Chara, Mettaton and Asgore.
Huh, I'll have to sneak post some of their stuff sometime
>>157276878
nothin wrong with that
>>157276171
>make a joke
>get bullied
fuck this i can see why reu left
i never expected a drawing, im an artfag myself
I'm going to go back to lurking and only drawing for /vp/ for a while
>>157276986
Mettaton, and botfags get some of the most Twitter art here.
>>157277029
You can if you want. I doubt they'd dig into reposts enough to stalk you here.
>>157277119
>Mettaton, and botfags get some of the most Twitter art here.
Huh, then I have no idea then.
>>157277106
How was that a joke? It something that happens to artists all the time.
>>157277106
kindly stay gone, you enormous pissbaby
Papyrus, being the good friend he is, let Undyne sleep with him.
>>157277119
yeah and I find it pretty funny shes a skeletonfag (non-sexual kind though).
Fits the stereotype otherwise. Anyways shes pretty cool and I know she likes to shit post on 4chan so I doubt she would mind people giving her free publicity so I'll just stealth post some of her stuff at some point
>>157277106
Just stop responding
Good evenin /utg/
Gimme things to doodle
>>157277438
Cthulhu Sans
>>157277438
Alphys pissing herself and screaming
>>157277438
tiddy
>>157277438
Asgore eating some banana bread made by a Anon (because it is without a doubt the real best homemade food)
>>157277438
Sans vacuuming his whole plate of fries
>>157277438
the tiniest papyrus you can draw
>>157277507
Okay what the fuck.
>>157277663
PRETTY
>>157277325
Wow, what a good friend.
w-wait, why is she naked?
>>157277496
>>157277710
it's my current mood
>>157277438
undyne wearing a bucket as a helmet
>>157277827
All fish sleep naked
>image count
holy FUCK post images
>>157277438
Asgore cucking anon
>>157277438
Asriel in a generic over hype kids toy commercial.
>>157277827
You don't sleep naked with your buddies? Or lovingly gaze at them while they sleep?
>anons with their stupid cuck obsession chased away another artfag
Way to go faggots
>>157272536
A horse is a horse of course of course.
>>157277907
best goat and best kid
>>157277963
Stop being a passive aggressive baby
>>157277907
Gotcha family
>>157277907
Still waiting.
>>157278050
Different guy actually
>>157277907
>>157278025
something something mr. ed
>>157277507
>>157278106
Sure
>>157278025
Surprised nobody has made the easy comment about it yet.
>>157277907
HAHA TIME FOR FLOWE
>>157277827
>>157277953
Yeah what are you, some sort of weirdo?
Don't you sleep naked, caressing your best buddy?
Don't you slowly grind against eachother, while sleeping?
>>157277438
can u draw this meme man
>>157278165
heh, much appreciated
Is someone going to make the next bread, or am I going to have to do it again?
>>157278316
suck my cock
>>157278064
cute
>>157278204
>ywn be fuck/cuddle buddies with your bff
hurts desu
>>157278316
Do it because i'm too lazy
>>157278316
no, we've been stuck in rerun hell for months and the network is finally pulling us off the network
I want Undyne to die from sucking too much horsecock!
>>157278316
No!
You do it!
Make it flowey edition pls
>>157278316
Just hold on to your pants, I want to wait until we hit image limit.
>>157277529
>>157278454
teehee
>>157278454
we are not going to hit image limit
>tfw I fapped to that greentext of Toriel eating Flowey
>>157277438
Undyne literally dying from too much horsecock.
>>157278484
hey whats up goat mama lets see them knockers
>>157278412
I want to suck horse cock
>>157278514
we can't make a new thread until image limit?
>>157278412
Impossible, she's too determined for that, she would melt and meld with the horsecock so she has enough physical matter to maintain her form
>>157278596
Get out Undyne.
>>157278343
Fuck off faggot.
>>157278383
Fine.
NEW
>>157278641
>>157278641
>>157278641
>>157278394
We got renewed for another season.
>>157278445
Sure.
>>157278613
I thought we could and we just didn't want to yet. Maybe we're getting too lazy
>>157278663
Fucking wait, jesus.
>>157278613
>>157278694
No, it's only the BUMP limit we have to wait for to hit 750+
>>157278626
I want the cock TF-fags to leave forever
>>157278781
this guy knows his shit
>>157278772
>>157278694
>>157278613
the image limit isn't the important number, only the bump limit matters. someone might accuse you guys of being new, but i wont.
>>157277546
>>157278871
I thought I made my post to really obvious bait or something and I was too tired to catch it but looks like it was genuine. nice.
>>157277626
>>157279235
why would you do this sans
you bastard
>>157277689
>>157277893
Where has Na gone? Are they okay?
>>157276214
Now do Zero suit
I love mom...!