Dota 2 general /d2g/

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>tfw you settle your quarry

Why is Broodmother still considered 'cancerous' pick

The hero is shit

Hooray, we did it

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thank you anon.y.mous

>>157230615
If not appropriately countered she can cause a lot of shit, which is why she's often used as a surprise 5th pick in progames

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>watching losers like sing, arise or yapzor

>>157230691
>not enjoying tier 2 dota

>>157230691
Do you think le meme man artour will stream overwatch again today XD?

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PLD should have stayed on Kaipi

it is mad comfy here right now. full on autumn, everything is kinda dark with a warm glow from a few lamps, lying in bed in a large sweater just watching some tier 3 dota

thoughts on bloodseeker jungle? you can have ult and phase boots by 6 minutes, seems solid to me but i don't play bloodseeker ever

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>>157231174
>still no dota /aco/ thread

>>157231298
Being in bed with a woman who loves you

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>Puppey chose to be silent
>the drama is dying down
>everybody will forget this shit next month when the Major starts
LMAO

>>157231406
Idk anon, sleeping in the same bed as my mom was not that great, she takes too much space and snores a lot

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>>157231298
Playing Bloodborne for the first time

>>157231415
Isn't that just convenient? Is there nobody who can stop him?

>>157231503
You know what I meant you silly card.

>>157231415
"fight me" and "10%" are firmly in the dota meme canon now

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Who's the dota equivalent of gif related?

>>157231623
linda or legion

>>157231415
When Secret play at the major, twitch chat is going to be filled with puppey memes.

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>gay furry porn from last thread still not deleted
are we finally a red board?

>>157231415
fuck that loser. This drama almost got me back into dota

>>157231298
when are we playing in bed

>>157231806
i once dumped p*ny p*rn and they banned me while only deleting few of them, leaving the rest of the feminine horse penises to stay

>>157231806
Mods don't care about dead threads for dead games

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>>157231937
Is the general gonna die now that PeeSeeGee is gone?
The quality of the tread got down the shitter already.

>>157231073
>tfw no dogmaster invoker skin

>>157231948
I love you adelaide chan

15723209X
>Shitter talkinga bout himself in third person
kys

>>157231806
>deleting the heart and soul of d2g
Unlikely

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My cuckolding girlfriend

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>>157232256

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>>157231894
>leaving the rest of the feminine horse penises to stay
Based

>>157231776

i'd say qop of pain

@157232215
[reply]Shitter talkinga bout himself in third person[/reply]
haha epic u sure showed him

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>>157232256
>trace picture of white girl and throw some oil smudges on it
>call it traxex

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>>157232342
Was bullying your sister not enough?

>>157232342
source on trying to fuck arteezy/universe

does anyone *really* give a fuck about random dota sluts like ephey

>>157232408
More like
>slightly alter sylvanas windrunner

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I knew this was gonna happen to Puppey.

Most of the pro dotards are beta antisocial cuckolds, right ?

Well Puppey is not one of them, he is normie and when all of this "fame" and "money" came to him he lost it.

You see he is rich as fuck now and he literally doesn't give a shit, he wants to make more money while drinking 24/7 and fucking whores so thats why he created Secret.

All other players, even tho they are rich as fuck and do whatever they want, they still play dota 10 hours per day and are antisocial beta cuckolds.
But Puppey as envy said was drinking 24/7, didnt show up for scrims and LITERALLY DIDNT EVEN PLAY THE VIDEO GAME.

That's what happens when you have shitton of money and start partying and get a taste of that life.

That's why pro football players have managers and coaches who LITERALLY FORCE THE PLAYERS TO PRACTICE.

In Secret Puppey was the captain and manager and he did whatever the fuck he wanted, Kemal didnt gave a shit as long as he was making money out of it.

It's literally nothing special, im just not suprised as to why other pro's didnt did this before.

2GD did it, but he was a host not a player

>>157232631
Had to be at the TI6 after party kek

>>157232342
>implying she didn't meet any of the people you mentioned..."off dota"....

>>157232631
my neighbor

>>157232342
Haha, yeah seriously who cares? She dumped Justin for a fat neckbeard. I think she got what she deserved.

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Who will win and why?

>>157232839
who ever sells the color blue

>>157232443
Goddamn why can't girls post on 4chan. It would be so much nicer to imagine that than imaging you all as a bunch of skinnyfat beta losers.

>>157232342
>>157232342
>>157232342
>>157232342
NO WONDER SHE ISN'T MUSLIM LOL

COMPLETELY FAILED OUT OF THE WOMB

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Memeleague starting again

Todays games are Vega Squadron vs. VP and Escape Gaming vs. Vega

https://www.twitch
.tv/dreamleague

>>157232719
True. How many of you can say you use a game for Tinder?

>>157232952
she looked like 50 year old tranny hooker yesterday...

literally disgusting

>>157232952
>No liquid humiliation game
shucsk

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>>157232895
we're all cute girls anon I don't know what you're talking about

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>>157233012
She's sick and hasn't rested for days

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>>157232839
>io and not zet
son i am dissapoint

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>>157232839
my neighbor
hes the best dota 2 player in the world

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>>157232952
>Liquid get a day off after getting dunked on.

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MODS ARE AWAKE
POST NECROLYTE

>>157232342
>>157232631
out of his ass as always in /vg/

>>157232839
naga beats storm, dire trilane demolishes slardar off to the jungle, slark cries about losing pre-6 to zeus, morph goes full EE and perfects full-agi morph / iron talon jungling

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>/vg/ Steam group still doing reviews
Neat, I thought they were stopped doing that.

>>157232342
how do you end up with a guy like that? she must seriously hate herself or something rofl.

>>157233051
Will you be my dota friend

>>157233235
>naga beats storm
Uhm no.

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>>157233201
You Sow what you reap

So are Owen and Sheever actually dating?

>>157233235
morph immediately dies when Zeus hits 6

>>157233307
easy:
>low self-esteem
>poor self-image
>addicted to dota
>never goes out
>only interaction is with other autists
>finally a social event
>???
>haram

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>>157233349
no kill yourself

>>157233408
Nah, I'm just banging her.

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unth

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>>157232342
why are you posting literally word for ward from this morning? have an original thought u fuck

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Hey anons, what do you think Vrogros smells like?

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>>157233641
>word for ward

>>157233275
>/a/ and /v/ group
>Reviews
They just post unfunny shit that doesn't even address anything about the game.

>>157233525
Nah desu famalam. U lost your chance to be my friend not the other way around

Giving away immortal to the first one who posts the quest completion abuse trick. I know you have to pick a quest and change at sometime before game starts, how do you do that ?

(Post Steam)

>>157233724
sent ;^)

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>>157233641
word for ward

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>>157233641

>>157233724
My neighbor can do the trick

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>>157233525
Wow rude

>>157233424
can confirm

i'm just some retard, not good looking or stylish or anything, and this is the only way i ever get to fuck girls, even the prettiest ones may have self esteem issues so you just have to be confident and a little pushy

>>157233724
have you met my neighbor?

>>157232342
>>157232342
>>157232342
Tbh if he can get it in, any of us can. Why are we still here? Are you gay?

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>>157233641
support cuck spotted, what's wrong still have ptsd from when cores bullied you?

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>>157233685
So just like here then?

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>>157233685
I was referring to these guys:
http://store.steampowered.com/curator/7333375/
Still unfunny jokes, but they sorta attempt to address the gameplay and that's why I like them.
People also keep giving them beta keys for some reason so I use them ever since they were one of the few people that proved NMS was shit before it came out.

>>157233898
>people signed up for her patreon

>>157233860
100% agree, I'm ugly and fat as fuck. But I also read theredpill, so I'm fucking hot bitches with very very very very low self-esteem. It's easy.

>>157233939
nerds and their money etc. etc.

>>157231291
please respond

>>157233985
gimmi a 3 sentence rundown on why I should browse ur pillshit

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>>157234064

>>157232342
>>157232342
lmao the tweets really fucking got me there

no wonder she tries so hard to act innocent and tries to play people with her voice/looks

when irl she's a total cunt, kind of like puppey

hey do you guys think she and puppey will fuck?

>>157234064
you learn to grab them by the pussy

>>157234094
i said 3 sentence not 3 word

>>157234064
are you ugly as fuck?
are you fat as fuck?
then read theredpill to fuck hot bitches with low self-esteem

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>>157233724

Bumping, not a fake. Post trick to abuse quests AND your Steam profile, i'll give immortal

slacks has grown on me

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>>157234224
im fat but handsome like this fucking studmuffin

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>>157233935
Fuck man, those reviews are actually pretty good. How did I never find out about these guys?

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>sheever says something completely correct
>twitch chat spams OMG SHUT UP DUMB BITCH and so on

>>157234064
don't. i'm the anon he responded to and that pillshit, i doubt it works. just be yourself and be confident and don't be afraid to get rejected. my best concrete piece of advice is really to just say "hi" to a girl and smile to her and then look back at your mates. if she says "hi" back then you can probably fuck her that night, and a surprisingly high proportion of girls do.

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>>157234154

>>157234415
>>157234415
I bet what she said wasn't dota related though, because if it was it wouldn't be correct

>>157234453
you really think that's what happened with that guy?
>>157232342
just fucking look at him LOL

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My cuckolding girlfriend loved the idea of not using toilet paper anymore. I always lick her clean after she pees. After she poops, I have to clean her up good with soap, water, and my hands. Once I'm done cleaning, I have to tongue her butthole to prove that I did a good job. Cleaning her in this way is one of my biggest thrills. I've also given her enemas to prepare for anal sex with her boyfriend. I have started wearing diapers as a way to remind me that I am neither a man nor an adult. She says she will soon have me begging to eat from her ass as well as her pussy. She is teasing me with having her lovers use me as well. Eventually, if I am lucky, I will learn to enjoy eating from other's asses and actually beg for it. That is when she will know for sure that my mind has cracked and I have become nothing but a true ass servant.

I'm just gonna say I could've fucked ephey before she failed fucking the pros.

>>157234564
I'm telling you faggots, go after the ones who have low self-esteem and poor self-image. You give them the attention they want. They see you as too ugly to leave them. And you get it in.

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>>157232342
Why is everyone so mad this guy might have scored with a hot chick?

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>>157234712
because they didn't

>>157234692
im sure any of us could have after seeing that pic lmao
>>157232342
i mean LMAO

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reminder that this dreamleague banter is live and that these people actually like working with eachother

>>157234712
>>157234779
/thread

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>>157234296
id/engio
>Select easy quest
>Wait until after the horn
>Go into menu
>Switch to hard quest from battle pass menu
>Do easy quest
>Repeat

>>157233642
A heady mix of cum, sweat and piss
With a distinct animal hint to it. Probably some horse. He wouldn't wash so there would be a lot of ripe cheesy buildup. I'd huff it

>>157234712
it's about the tweets and her making herself look like a victim in order to garner support from her white knights

>>157234696
>Check the red pill
>Literally says to "aggressively ask out 3-5 girls a day" until it works

I am so fucking glad to be a schizoid and not have to worry about feeling depressed because I don't have to ask out 100 girls a week to seem less lonely and desperate lol, there was even a King of the Hill episode making fun of that method.

>>157234564
>>157234820
samefaggin in my thread boy?

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How's our girl doing today?

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>>157235010

ben seems so nice. I want blitz to be happy so we can have our two super nice chinamen in the scene

If anyone is looking for someone to play the battle cups with add me
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mist3s/

>>157235119
sent ;)

>>157235124
Yeah I'm sure she has a form of autism.

>>157235078
My tongue would run out of saliva about two-thirds up her caff. I'd never even make it to the best parts.

>unironical discussion of some twitch slut
fucking normie2genearal

>>157235278
so you think a dota player... might be autistic? :o

>>157235284
>not being a pure leg licker

>>157235305
:o

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>I know why that guy isn't on Team Secret
oleo

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>>157234903
thanks based jew

>>157235340
>thinking anything but feet is master race

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>>157235286
I know, at least soe and sheever did stuff for dota

Ephey really doesn't deserve to be discussed

>>157235286
it's like two mad autists

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>>157235340
>implying I've ever had legs that long
I can only hope I'd salivate enough to compensate for my inexperience.

>>157235423
It's master race only on women
In men it comes in second to musky, hairy armpits

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>over 100 cs/min gives a 5.7 on farming
>buying 20 sentries and selling them immediately gives 10.0 on support
uhhh dotards??

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>>157232342
I want 2 rap my snek around her

dont giev a fukc

wait do people actually care about who ephey has intercourse with?

>>157235423
>feet
>not anus
try again

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>>157235416
No problem, guy who obviously was never going to deliver. If you wanted an explanation, I would have just answered it.

>rewinding some moments during spectating crashes game
>replays take 5 minute to be ready for download and are barely functional, full of fucking glitches
>but lets be ok with 900mb hat patch that also adds ebic stun bar while shitting on league because it has no replays XD
can someone maybe reddit thread about this issue

>>157235618
boredom drama virgins

>>157235460

Yeah, but are they exposing themselves? It's not interesting or funny if they aren't.

>>157235567
Because for some godawful reason farming is only jungle creeps while lane creeps are pushing.

>>157235618
neckberd virgins that use twitch as their friend simulator feel 'betrayed' that their 'love interest/friend' is dating/fucking someone 'else'

its fucking weird i know

>>157235618
>>157234926
You fucking moron

>>157235835
im pretty sure that d2g sheever fanbase is a thing because they enjoy being cucked

>>157234926
oh yeah it's about ethics in gaming streams XD

>>157235848
I guess...but isn't that just social darwinism?

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>>157235889
I actually prefer dicks, I just post this stuff for the benefit of others

>>157235921
Anita plz go

>>157232342
>>157232342
>>157232342

How come my boy KvH gotta struggle but this boosted 5k has over 300 viewers? THE FUCK?

>>157235958
do you fantasize about soe having a big dick that would fit your mouth perfectly?

>>157236023
No.

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>>157234457

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>>157235889
Some of just prefer pure Nordic giants rather than 10 year old boys like >>157235958

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>>157232342

>>157236075
faggot

>>157232342
>>157232342
>>157232342
>>157232342
>i had to go jack off it was uncontrollable! >_<

10/10 dirty talk, maybe could use more anime faces fucking autists

>when the fourstack tries to blame you for losing

erry time

>>157236625
futa is a straight fetish

>>157236725
idk about "dirty talk" but i know what the guy is talking about. ur telling me u haven't ever just needed to bust a nut?

>>157236759
of course it is

>kaipi

>>157236802
I never said it to a girl like that before with anime faces and fucking emojis like a 12 year old headband wearing weeb that IV's mountain dew

>>157236969
i mean clearly shes into the anime emoji life

>>157236751
Why wasn't it your fault? What did you do?

>>157235567
supports are literally martyrs

>>157236969
So, that means I have to suffice myself to that garbage?

I'm just trying to fuck, not collect pokemon card. The fuck is wrong with you.

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

WHAT IS IT WITH THESE FUCKING DUMB SLAVS AND LOSING TO FUCKING ESCAPE GAMING

ESCAPE FUCKING SUCK YOU HAHOL SUBHUMANS

STOP FUCKING PICKING LC AND PUDGE YOU ZOO FUCKING ANIMALS

supports shouldn't be reportable.

Fixed Dota.

People pick supports and now can't fake report them when they die a couple of times.

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>>157237153
>Support complaining
>Buy tomes as soon as they come off CD and use them when I'm 4 levels ahead

When will they learn?

>>157232342
what is the difference between her and helena anyway?

both acting depressed/crazy to get donations. who cares what her mmr is?

clearly her viewers don't.

>>157237129
one of our players

picked a broodmother

into an axe

:^)

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Why is she so perfect?

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>>157237215
Lina, stfu, you too are a slut!!

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This guy is My Neighbor.

>>157237309
There are none.

You know this game would have been really easy to balance if radiant could only pick radiant and dire could only pick dire.

For the first time in four days I decided it's time to play ranked again. I queued up, Europe West/East. Almost 5 minutes, huh? I am this special? The bans begun. I ban Tinker, as always, because FUCK Tinker. Picking phase. My hopes to play Omniknight got dashed, enemy instalocks Enigma first. I go for Rubick. Mostly because it's a direct counter, but this is the hero I know the best and played the most. Enemy goes for Slark, Clinkz and Bloodseeker. Wow, this is gonna be hell of a ride.

The game starts. I tell my teammates on voip to be careful this game, since the enemy has 3 strong ganking heroes. I lane with Void, against the Clinkz. My partner last hits alright, but I am unable to zone the enemy, since he beats the shit out of me with Searing Arrows. I gave first blood because of that. Quick TP back, warding the jungle and securing the 2:00 rune, but soon I realize I won't be able to do much in this lane and that Void is doing his passive farm alright without my help. I grab the haste rune and rotate top, where Drow Ranger feeds regularly to Slark, Lion and Bloodseeker. We kill Bloodseeker. Top lane becomes much more quiet since I'm there. I remind my teammates using microphone, that our plan this game is to survive and wait for the late game. I decide to build Arcane Boots and Mekansm since I am the only support in my team.
and starts throwing insults in Russian. We pause again, and I ask them to wait, using the very basic Russian I learned in school back in the days. "Podozdi, on vyernulsya". They don't want to pause and insult us again.

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>>157237379
I bet haram pussy tastes better

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>>157237658

>>157237658
>>157237697
just try again!

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>>157237658
>I go for Rubick
>oogaboogas about his team

@157237658
Just make a screenshot you dumb fuck

>>157232342
Look go check out her stream. She's "depressed" yet again. After getting $2,222... that's soo depressing.

>>157237338
Cool story about that one player. What about you tho? What did you do to piss 4 people off? I think you should take a moment and think about yourself and your actions for a while. You are not perfect my friend :-)

>>157237861
not perfect

better than the four shitters i had on my team tho

vanguard wraith king
veil shadow shaman
feeding broodmother
and a pudge that didn't land hooks

good stuff

>>157237751
thats why the pussy has become haram, genius

>>157238034
>tripfag
>responding to literal reddit posts

why are you here?

I like Zeus.

>>157237848
If I were a cute girl and only got $2,000 instead of $12,500 I'd be depressed to, that's total chump change to most pretty girls

>>157234903
Aight, which one is you ?

Remember back in the days of C9, that people unironically defended Bone7 being level 12 at 60+ minutes in the game

slavs are too stupid to have a rosh timer

>>157238276
b-but he bought all the wards

>>157235626
He's not the OP, I am. Was afk eating, ready to deliver.

Remove the trip, it serves no other purpose except attention whoring

>>157232342
>>157232342
>>157232342
u dumb fucks realize that when she reads this she's going to fuck his brains out right? lmao

most likely out of pity, and self-pity

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>>157234903
>>157235626

Aight, which one is you ?

>>157238420
sounds like he was already in to begin with.. "urges"

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>>157232342
Lmao the guy's face with the text

>>157238420
>out of pity

this guy has game you dont posess on any level and fucked a girl hotter than any girl youll ever touch

hint: it doesnt really matter what guys look like

>>157238653
yes i believe it is a homage

>>157238543
Damaged goods, I'll pass.

With a face like his, you know the kid will have downs.

>>157238501
he gave you his url you dumb fuck. the picture you posted SHOWS ONE OF THE USERS DISPLAYING THE URL HE GAVE YOU.

some of you here are like literally 5k+ at dota and fucking 1k- at life, thought, common sense, etc

>>157238575
>>157238475
>>157238236
>>157238034


What is this guy doing?

>>157238807
telling a badass story

>this game literally caters to people too stupid to read analog clocks

jesus christ

>>157238807
kill yourself

>>157238684
is that you kyle? having game doesn't mean you go after girls with low self-esteem.

>i had to go jack off it was uncontrollable! >_<
that is some crazy game bruh

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I'm beyond frustrated gulag

I farm well, I tp to help if I see that it can be helped, I don't feed, I don't tilt yet it feels like im playing a pub with new players.

People have no awareness at all. You scream at them, ping them like crazy yet they die anyways

I just want to win 50% of the time, is that so much to be asked?

>>157238892
>use >_< face
>still get laid by an 8

dude literally has 100,000 times your game

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>>157232342
>>157232342
>>157232342

>i had to go jack off it was uncontrollable! >_<

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>>157238874
b-but it was like that in doturd 1:the allstars: the mod for warcraft for narutards so its okay :-)

>>157238653
MORE FUN @ DAMNLOL.COM

>>157239067
Do you not understand how brain damaged this girl is? A fucking heroin junkie could smash.

>>157239017
maybe you should stop screaming at people and learn how to support them. if you alone can't carry four other people, you could at least try to support them.
other than that, git gud. i farmed 1k mmr randoming every game.

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>esports happening
>d2g buttmad some guy got laid

>>157239230
but you couldn't

heroin junkies are usually people who are really interesting and have had life experiences and are good with other people. man i wish i could do some heroin. right now.

>>157239067
>>157239230
lol doesnt ephey cling to just about anyone who gives her attention.

what happened to all those other dudes like b9 or jkdota aka justin?

she is making the rounds in the amateur dota scene lel. so far only 1 of them made it to a pro team.

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I keep a constant 55% winrate, yet I don't feel people improve, in fact, they get worse

>reported in 10 matches by 10 different players
>1 commend
>behavior score stayed exactly the same

i've figured out the formula boys

>>157239017
Stop being frustrated and accept that you have literally no control over your teammate's retardation. Focus on your own play.
I mean, i can't make my teammates not to pick 2 junglers or dive past t3s in the first 10 minutes on a support only to die and lose the kill.
What i can do is to play as good as i can to try and salvage the game. And it can work. And even if you lose, you might get a little better as a player.

>>157239480
b9 fell off his fucking rocker. can we talk about that guy? he removed literally everyone on steam, turned off his twitter and twitch, lost like 500 mmr

>>157239246
I don't scream until the very last, i mostly just ping a lot to warn them and some RUN

And I wasn't carrying every game, i went offlane because some guy instalocked safelane. Picked clinkz, rushed an orchid against PA/omni and fed away thinking they have no sentries.

>>157239403
Hi Kyle >_<

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>be sexually repressed virgin who never tasted pussy
>get gigatriggered when someone gets his dick wet
>post about it in your safe space

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>>157239603
>_< you don't hate on the fucking emote squad

>>157239576
it looks like he is back

he responded to a thread in nadota and his twitter is back too

maybe he can chime in on this situation?

i mean b9 is better looking than that fat sack of shit lol

>>157239741
b9 and that guy are friends. i saw them hanging out at TI

>>157239538
>counter enemy carry with a carry
>team feeds him and the rest of their team
>"wtf why don't you carry you shit we created space"

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>>157239576
>500 mmr
shut the fuck up kid

I have lost more in a single day

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>>157239945
w0w big dick swingin

>>157239698
>defending a neckbeard because you can relate
>living through other's with green text
>assuming he fucked and didn't just jerk off on cam

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Speed is the heart of battle

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What do you even build/do with terrorblade.

I was just walking around trying to get some farm and avoid pudge and timber feeling really useless for most of the game.

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>Girl that never noticed you fucked some dude who actually goes outside
>Spend hours posting on the internet how mad you are

>>157239815
didnt b9 and ephey have a thing

isnt b9 still thirsting for her

didnt another one of b9's friend fuck him over for the same girl before?

any tips for someone whos never played pudge before
items, how to hit hooks?

>>157240164
their team happened to be really good vs you for dealing dmg to you. tb is a niche counter for high phys dmg and wants to split push.

>>157240215
no, yes, yes (justin)

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>front page of dota 2 subreddit
>me ooga team booga me support me pick rubick me be like kuroky soon
>normal skill
Really made me think.

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>have sex
>trigger the entirety of the gulag

>>157240259
some harry potter type shit

>>157240164
You send out illusions to push out waves constantly/farm jungle

If you see people fighting by some tower, go help them if you know you can turn it around/get some free kills


Otherwise go for towers

Repeat till it's lategame and you can kill everyone

>>157240186
ephey didn't notice me? Lol? She responds to my donation messages almost every time. When was the last time you had a conversation with a girl?

Just shut the FUCK UP when you don't know what you're talking about instead of embarresing yourself like this.

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>>157240259
so its the same exact story?

>open Dota 2
>think about what a game of Dota 2 is like
>close Dota 2

does anybody play rainbow six siege?

>>157240512
same cuck, new bull

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Does /d2g/ get mad when their parents have sex?

>>157240469
i donated her MMR shuit teh fukc up u stupied faggot and i tolerated hre logn enouhg to want me u fuking dum fucking virgein on the internet ill kill u at lan

>>157240578
yes

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>>157240578
BUT MY FATHER HAS A DAD BOD ITS NOT FAIR WHY DOES HE GET LAID MOM DEF HAS MENTAL ISSUES ANY1 COULD SMASH

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>>157240554

>>157240448
To do that should I consider buying radiance if I can or just keep going straight Lance and bkb?

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>donate $5
>girl fucks someone else
>post angrily on dota 2 general

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>>157240259
>>157240259
>>157240259

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>Have comfy game as storm mid and pretty much win the game for my team
>piece of shit silencer tells me at the end of the game that i got carried
>check hero damage and see this
why do i get such braindead teammates

>>157241232
>drow 11k tower damage

you did get carried.

>>157241321
He and silencer would just afk push while i tried to press the advantage and keep killing stuff both idiots got reported

>>157240953
You never go radiance on tb, he has no waveclear like naga and illusions don't last as long.

It doesn't give any stats either to help with him having 500hp

Lance is fine, they you probably go into some manta/skadi etc.

Bkb only if really necessary

>>157230615
Brood is extremely easy to counter since her babies are free gold, but if you don't quite have a team that can counter her, she can be fucking ridiculous: Techies-level psychological pressure on enemy towers.

>>157232342
>>157232342
>>157232342

lol she is talking about relationships and giving advice (expert of 4 months btw)

talking about healthy relationships where they play dota all day rofl

is this bitch serious

good lord boner7

>>157241597
i mean who do you think watches her stream? they need this advice

>Play Support
>Carry has 250 GPM
He had a fucking trilane.

>>157240259
God damn I feel so bad for B9. He seems like a good guy when he's not being autistic.

And then to lose the same girl to another friend?

No wonder he removed everyone... Why are people in here defending Ephey or her new cuck?

>>157241597
>>157241881
samefag

>enemy picks omniknight
>lane against him
>he is impossible to push out without a competent laning buddy, let alone kill
>game drags on for a fucking hour
>i will still probably win

literally low MMR techies

>>157241597
now she's talking about being in a relationship where it's bettering herself, but she's been depressed as fuck.

what is she even fucking talking about

>>157241881
how's b9 still getting roped in by this cunt

>>157242047
who are you quoting

>>157242394
hes a cuck?

I miss PSG guys

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>>157242394
>>157242448

>>157242494
I see him in my local chat channel sometimes

>>157242084
You actually think she know's what she's saying?
Her mental state is so far gone that she auto-pilots streaming dota just so she isn't homeless.

I'm sure she'll be moving in with this guy soon enough so she can actually have money.

>>157242494
t. PSG
fuck off

>>157242494
Why?

>>157242626
lol she's talking about daddy issues. now everything makes sense.

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>/d2g/ is still fucking talking about some shitskin slut

Do you people know how desperately lonely you are or is it hidden behind a defense mechanism?? You know literally millions of people RIGHT NOW THIS SECOND are having sex?? Gonna cry about that too and yell at the moon while you're at it you bunch of retards??

>>157242887
You fucking autists can't stop talking about Puppey. Can we stick with fresh drama?

>>157242887
it's like two mentally ill idiots who donated to her, expected tits, then got banned form her chat so they are shitting up d2g

bout to play undermeme for the first time. remind me what I gotta do

>>157242887
she is not a slut you FUCKING SHITLORD CUNT fight me

hi im kyle ama

>>157243021
>>157243051
>>157242974
>>>/r/eddit

>>157242990
I FUCKING DONATED HER MORE THAN THAT I GAVE HER MMR

you think there's actually gonna be a patch?

>>157243235
FUCK YOU TELL HER TO GIVE ME MY MMR BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RIME DETECTED ON BTS STREAM

POST YOUR DUTCHEST MEMES

>half man half horse

Are they talking about Sheever?

IMPORTANT POLL ABOUT EPHEY SITUATION

http://strawpoll.de/cc1wrya
http://strawpoll.de/cc1wrya
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My girlfriend has big tiddies :)

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>im a cuck

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>>157243352
>>157243352

Yeah this isn't a good day for /d2g/
cya later

No one gonna mention how syndstack is undefeated in dl so far?

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>streamcucks getting bodied out of the gulag by waifushitters

>>157243021
shut the FUCK UP that is MY girl

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What went wrong? I zoned out night stalker like a boss he was level 4 at minute 12. yet I lose

dota is not fair

>>157243886
>your roster is stable, getting better
>everyone else reshuffles
>start winning
really makes you htink

What do you guys think of the new show with EG and Fnatic? Or did I miss that discussion?

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>>157243939
>implying they're not the same people

>>157237215
Even is half fish though.

When do OUR guys from DC play? I want to see the new squad

>>157243886

this always happens

they have a good showing on online tournies, go to a lan and they get skullfucked by every other team

its no surprise desu

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How is this lesbian still a caster?

>>157245023
Slacks looks more like a lesbian than Godz tBh

>>157245023
he looks surprisingly great without his glasses

>>157244931

i bet on the russians and decided to arb game 2 because the russians are are subhuman monkeys who are all mechanical """skill""" and zero knowledge about actually winning the game,

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Hey /d2g/, what are your favorite headcanons for OD?

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>>157240535
>degenerate post
>annual generic ubisoft garbage
Hope that (you) makes you happier because you definitely need it

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Is Godz sick or something? He sounds like his nose is plugged.

>>157245350
mines pretty fucked up I'd rather not post it on a christian imageboard

>>157245247

your first mistake was betting on any game involving any cis team

they are the MOST inconsistent and generally baffling teams

they lose to the shittiest opponents and yet in some moments of brilliance topple teams that could be tier 1

OUT OF THE WAY

SKELETON KING COMING

>>157245461
>mines pretty fucked up

Don't be a pucci, anon.

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>Plays game designed for children
>Gets mad when he gets children in his games

>putting batrider pos 2 against shadow fiend

what is vega doing

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>>157245768
this triggers the dotard

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>>157245672
alright but don't judge me for this /d2g/ it's pretty degenerate

I want OD Aghs to be viable

im pretty sure that kyle used to be in shape but he pulled a bam margera when his dad died