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1st for Surfer Girl is jewish and offline for Yom Kippur

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Is it normal as Chemist to suddenly realize it's 12:47 and you have nothing in your belt slot and literally just your internals box and a syringe in your backpack?
I find this happening to me too often

>bones can't be extracted from corpses

how am I supposed to collect skulls

Best borg type?
Worst borg type?

>>157205460
Blown
Mediborg

>>157205460
Here's my vote for best borg
https://youtu.be/iTQ8YtCiMoI

>>157205460
>Best borg type?
MoMMIs make engiborg pointless.
Next best after engiborg is probably medborg?
>Worst borg type?
Sec borg, worse for combat than default borgs.
Usually an incompetent valid luster, too.

>>157205573
>Sec borg, worse for combat than default borgs
Literally what the fuck are you smoking?

universal translator attachable to creatures when?

When I monkey myself I still want to be able to talk to others

>>157205637
Tasers aren't much of an upgrade on stun batons and flashes, especially when you're tanky.
Meanwhile, Sec borgs are out 6 useful (and 2 questionable) tools for a useless HUD.

Handcuffs aren't anything to sneer at, but they're less helpful than human healing items.

Man I really gotta say, the setting of SS13 is great. A blend of so many different sci-fi settings with a touch of retrofuturism, a cold war kind of feel, and good old anarcho-capitalist megacorps.

>>157205971
I guess you could use a pAI
Not sure if it was on this server but i remember being a pAI to a geneticist who turned himself into a monkey and i had to translate for him
Can't remember much about it but he wanted bananas and also the antag got killed pretty early
then someone beat him to death 4noraisn

>>157205990
>tasers aren't an upgrade to melee stuns
>especially when your main weakness is a melee stun
Holy fuck and here I thought "don't put antitox in cryo" would be the stupidest thing I'd hear today.
I hate this thread.

>tfw you get an idea so great you poop your pants a little

I need to learn to code NOW

>>157206430 >>>/g/ >>>/sci/ >>>/out/

>>157206479
There isn't a comfier board than /out/

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>mfw admins STILL haven't made a server poll for the floortile nerf

Is Clusterfack so powerful that even the other admins fear him?

>>157206630
only a few admins have poll
none of them are using it

>>157206773
Why don't they use it?

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tfw do your best to be a good vox boy who turns his life around and goes to the chapel every hour, but people still give you shit.

>>157206991
Stop playing vox, they're the worst

>>157207020
skeletons

>>157207054
Are also shit, thank you for mentioning them

>>157207020
I like them though. Played human for way too long.

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>>157207054
>he says as he has a skeleton inside of him right now

>>157207073
no
skeletons are the worst
vox second worst

>>157204098
my antagonist preferences dont save

>>157207163
had the same thing anon, just save and save and save and save over and over, alternate saving/submitting, try changing other character options, etc.
it's just finicky
and do not even dare trying to change shit ingame

>>157206623
I don't know man, /diy/ is pretty comfy.
I wonder what bunkerbro is up to

>>157206856

we have to many admins and most of them are useless

>>157206630
floortile nerf?

>>157206856
>laziness
>don't want to stand out
>agree with the decision
>don't want to go against cluster
pick one

>>157207368
Thrown floortiles used to do 15 damage, now they do 5
They were stupidly OP and I'm glad they've been nerfed

I have a cryo question.
If I put 10u mednanos as my extra thing am I going to cyberhorror everyone or is it going to be OK?

>>157207403
cryoxadone neutralizes mednanos, it's the emergency cure for an overdose

>>157205460
Standard
Service

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>>157207459

>>157205637
biacrd and tricord

>>157205573

>MoMMIs make engiborg pointless.

respectfully disagree.

>>157206991
sounds like you're having fun

>>157205532
>>157207519
Yes but why?

>>157205573
>MoMMIs make engiborg pointless.
If you're talking about sheer autism, yes. However, you can't order a MoMMI around, and I think I've only ever seen one MoMMI actually trying to fix the fucking station when shit hits the fan.

>>157207403
You just need to start and stay at full health for 34 minutes.

You have a % chance of dying equal to the total damage healed by the nanobots while you had 5u or more.
It checks every 2 seconds (each reagent tick) while you have 5u or more in your system.
The chance resets when you have 0u. If you potas+water yourself very quickly you'll be fine.

Who is the cutest borg?

>>157207879
as a MoMMI player I'm afraid to fix the station because doesn't that interfere with "Involving yourself with humans" if it was an antag that blew it up

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Reminder

>>157207403
It would work as long as you didn't have any cryox in the mix

>>157208050
>doesn't even have a fleshlight
They had one fucking job

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Is this actually thing, or is it just a jape?

>>157208212
work as in be beneficial? would I cap it at 4u to not horror people?

>>157208370
5 isn't a guarantee that horrors will come
No one has ever tried it before though, become a legend

>>157208463
That's probably because making nanobots is a time-consuming process that needs either Mining or Xenobiology, and the overlap between demographic that includes people with the charisma needed to get that shit and the demographic that includes people with the autism to put it in a cryomix is very, very small.

Can borgs date other borgs?

What about carbons?

>>157208341
are you dumb it has prizes and all

>>157208550
>tfw no botany module to grow waifubot flowers with

>>157208550
Borgs are free to do whatever they want, so long as it doesn't interfere with their laws.
Breaking a human's hymen counts as human harm.

>>157208550
If I can teach a borg religion I can teach a borg to love

>>157208519
Best use for mednanos is making 2u autoinjectors with them in it
As long as you're still conscious you can be at 100% if you use one
Excellent for emergency medical situations

>>157208582
Either I'm mentally handicapped, and standing there for 5 minutes isn't enough, or you're fucking with me.

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>>157207873
Take a look at what they all do:

>Standard
Can do anything at least half decently.
Has both the gimpy combat tricks.

>Service
Booze and pens.

>Miner
Worse at mining than shaft miners.
Less robust, too.

>Medical
Can do all medbay stuff.
Basically a better paramedic.

>Security
A bad sec officer, even on unrestraining lawsets.
Combatborgs shit all over these.

>Engineering
More niche than a station engineer.
Die setting up the singulo.
MoMMIs shit all over these.

>Janitor
Marginally better than a janitor at cleaning.
Worse then a janitor at everything else.

>Combat
Dead killy. Not much else.
Questionable usefulness outside of blob, even off Asimov.

>>157207982
Marina-MD

>>157208627
>autoinjectors
Shitter here. Why are autoinjectors different than syringes?

>>157208727
They act instantly instead of on a delay
They're also one use only, so if you want to change their contents, you have to suck it out with a syringe before use and put in what you want

>>157208753
Oh okay. The post I replied to made the comment of being conscious, so I was under the impression that you could fix your shit while on the ground but still conscious

>>157208814
I just meant that you can't be in crit

>>157208647
jesus christ fucking cancer

>>157208727
Autoinjectors are single use hyposprays, and transfer what's in them.
Syringes randomly transfer between 0 and 5 less than what's in them.

>>157208928
>Syringes randomly transfer between 0 and 5 less than what's in them.
jesus christ what the fuck?

>>157208928
>Syringes randomly transfer between 0 and 5 less than what's in them.
*when stabbing. Which also breaks the syringe.

When used peacefully it'll transfer 5 of what's in it. And not break.

>>157208995
Sorry, I assumed from "shitter" that they meant "how do I use these in combat?"

>>157209042
No I meant that I'm just a shitter at medical. Although I am pretty unrobust as well. Chemicals injected can mix right? What about drinking shit?

What would happen if I injected myself with poly acid and then took a shitload of potassium, sugar, and phosphorous for smoke?

>>157208642
Were you facing the correct direction? The arrow specifies which direction to face.

>>157209302
As a pAI me and a chemist tried chloraling the escape shuttle after round end by smoking his blood, but I don't think it worked, for many reasons.

>>157209438
>tfw I can't avoid the succ by exploding into acidic smoke
Poly acid only effects "furniture"/people and not floors/walls right?

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Best tier
Nonhumanoid

Top tier
Sleek

Good tier
The rest

Bad tier
The "marina" ones

>>157209542
ye

>>157209552
>not liking Standard

>>157209383
I mean, I'm pretty sure I did at one point.

>>157209584
I guess I'll have to go experiment with chemicals on the test server so I don't dun goof and get banned for melting half of medbay as a non-antag

>>157209302
>if I injected myself with poly acid
Then you would be stupid.

>then took a shitload of potassium, sugar, and phosphorous for smoke?
Never tried this, but you can make chemsmoke as long as the container isn't airtight or in something airtight.
And I'm pretty sure humans aren't airtight.

Words of caution, chemsmoke purges all of it's containers reagents. Blood is a reagent.
Also pacid smoke is really fucking instantly lethal: >>157159862

>>157209743
>chemsmoke purges all of it's containers reagents. Blood is a reagent.
Blood is kept in a separate container within humans that is specifically for blood, which is why water/potas reactions can flush your system without robbing you of all your blood.

>>157209743
>Then you would be stupid.
I'm just theory crafting at this point, but the ability to quickly allah ackbar in a cloud of acid smoke in the event of danger would be bitchin

>>157209824
What would be the advantage to injecting yourself with all that shit though, compared to making a simple pacid smoke grenade ahead of time and then manually detonating it when you need to?

>>157209869
>wanting to use a bitch ass grenade
>not wanting to use your body as a fuck huge container for a gorillion tiles of acid smoke

>>157209934
>inb4 toy facehuggers

>>157209934
15 smoke is the same as 1500.

>>157209934
>imblying you could even inject enough polyacid to make use of your body container's volume before the brute damage killed you

>>157209934
Chemsmoke reaction spawns 2 smokes.
Dose is irrelevant.

>>157210006
>Imblying

>>157209962
>>157210030
Fuck, I thought I read somewhere on the wiki that the amount of smoke regents used affected the size of the cloud.

Why doesn't anyone ever buy the slipping plants from you as vox trader

They're a free 1-time slip and spray acid into people's face, I'd expect them to go like hot cakes for 10-20 creds

http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/70

So it turns out, most people want every single system to be exactly the same. Who would have thunk it.

>>157210114
Because nobody ever gives a shit about trading with Vox.

Incidentally, does throwing a Friendship Pie at people splash them with sulfuric acid?

Traders seem like they could be neat
If only you didn't have to be a dumb burd

Roughly how many units of poly acid will fuck someone up before they have a chance to crawl to medbay? Before they can call for help?

>>157210006
Why would you need to fill yourself with pacid?

Smoke duration is constant, all extra reagents effect is reagent doses for reactions.
And pacid's reaction_mob doesn't give a shit about how much pacid you use.

0.1u and 35u of pacid produce equally damaging smoke.

>>157210256
Plasmaman and Gray traders when?

>>157210309
Then what the fuck is the point of mentioning the large volume of the body container?

>>157210350
>plasmamen are drifters with some metals
>grayys are snake oil salesmen with shady surgeries and trail mixes of chems

>>157210367
See >>157210064
I was under the impression that I could inject myself with a low dose of pacid and then add in a stupid amount of smoke regents for a gorillion tiles of smoke

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Gem race when

>>157210306
Mobs get 2.5 tox damage per 1u metabolized.
Mobs take 15 brute damage for reactions of any dose.

>>157210367
Fuck if I know.

>>157210427
Nah.
But a low doses of pacid and chemsmoke are as good as high doses.

*specifically, they take 15 brute to the head.

>>157210602
We've got adamantine golems that spawn with mineral names.

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>>157210694
>Fuck if I know.
You double nigger I just said why

CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW

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>Virologist
>Get a virus right off the bat with Full Glass and Delightful
>Couple mutations of my 2nd virus later, get Adrenaline
>Spend almost an hour trying to get a beneficial Stage 2 symptom
>Suddenly a blob node tears through my patient room because Viro isn't fucking shielded at all despite being exposed to space
>a minute later another lone blob tears through the window right infront of me
>Instantly ZAS into crit and die
>No one rescues me because the rest of MedBay is busy getting valids on a Cawing Vox Ling

7 rounds now, i'm almost considering requesting a jobban on Viro so I don't have to subject myself to this torture.

>>157210602
When you code it.

>>157210416
Not quite fleshed out enough. If we want to add a whole new bunch of races for traders, they have to be differentiated enough to be worth playing

>Plasmaman trading post is right in the middle of the debris field on the western end of the 'roid for instant access to valuable metals and spawns with a small assortment of rare metals (and a lot of solid plasma) already smelted
>Gray trading post has a ChemDispenser and Protolathe for max piggy-backing off of R&D
>Diona trading post is fully outfitted for hydroponic autism, with a Vox Seedvend, normal Seedvend, and a random assortment of xenoarcheology seeds
>only one trading post per round, randomly selected
>Trader roles are automatically changed to fit whichever race is supposed to own the post

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>>157210847
>he has spoiler images enabled
I bet you click on food.

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>>157210939
>tfw I do
Like I said at the beginning of all this, I'm a shitter

>become a Gem object when killed which they can reincarnate from, immune to heat and toxins and suffocation, don't need to eat
>aren't affected by any sort of medicine, if the gem object is shattered they are dead forver

>>157210890
Sensors weren't on.

>>157211010
meant to be a reply to >>157210602

>>157211010
So it's just a non-antag changeling with more immunities.

>>157211132
And permadeath. It needs some balancing, I admit.

>>157211132
They sound like slimes but with heat and cold immunity.
It would be cool if you could find them in xenoarch/mining and pop one down like a golem

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>>157211008
https://youtu.be/DN43sCyEanA

>>157211010
>new lich spinoff of cult/wizards
>lich initially starts off as a "ghost" that cacn whisper to the living and can convert people to his cause
>the "cult" would have to assemble a worthy vessel for their master's soul
>can be just about any object the lich wishes
>the lich imparts part of his essence into the object (object gains a glow)
>lich can go into ghost form at will
>can inhabit dead bodies (only once per body though to prevent abuse)
>has some abilities, nothing as powerful as the wizard
>becomes locked in a body and loses all powers if his object is destroyed
>loss of atmosphere will destroy object, so no tossing it into space shenanigans
>end goal is to convert or destroy all life on the station with the help of his "cult"

Allow players to train their characters to get a permanent boost that carries on into every round. Can train things like movement speed, strength for damage, speed of interactions with objects etc. Could be done with treadmills, punch bags. Would allow loyal players to progress, could also help sustain the server by offering faster training to donators.

>>157211265
I thought you meant clicking on food in your hands in game
I do use the new captcha though

>>157211276
If he can forcibly convert people as a ghost there's no reason for him to go past that form until the whole station is converted.

>>157211343
Well shit, maybe it can only convert a handful of people or the person has to accept a deal exchanging their soul for eternal life or some shit and then they can convert others

>>157211314
>permanent boost that carries on into every round
>wanting chad thundercock to start off hulked out and constantly mainlining hyperzine as he robusts the station

>faster training to donators.
>inviting pay to win complaints

Lets not and say we did

>>157208647
>secborg
>bad sec officer
>cant be stunned, disarmed, sleepy penned, chloraled, zas'd
>recharging taser
>never out of cuffs
>COMBATBORGS SHIT ALL OVER THESE

until the combatborg gets flashed and baton'd to death because it has no flash of its own

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>>157211572
t. valid lusting sec borg

>>157211314
how new are you that you think this would be a good idea?

you realize this is an open source community contribution based game, not done for-profit

>>157211679
yes but that doesnt prove secborgs are worse than slippedcurity officers

>>157211314
>pay to win
>in fucking ss13

the only donor system we should have is one that marks donors in OOC chat for e-peen

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>>157211314
I thought this was serious until
>could also help sustain the server by offering faster training to donators

pretty sure we're getting rused, but if it's serious then I guess this guy hasn't played enough online games to know what kind of a shit playerbase that would attract (especially the pay2win stuff)

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>>157211314
>grinding is fun
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, /mmog/ is two blocks down.

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>>157211806
>slippedcurity officers
>this_is_what_secborgs_actually_believe.gif

>>157212189
>implying he isn't some chinese gold farmer looking for a new market to tap by selling accounts with maxed out characters

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>>157211531
>>157211749
>>157212189
>>157211910
>>157212210
>>157212326

>>157207163
There's a [Sumbit], a [Save Setup], and a [Save Slot]
You need to press all 3 in the correct order.
If you learn which, please tell me.

>>157212248
we're reaching non-arguement levels that shouldnt be possible

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>>157212490
>we're reaching non-arguement levels that shouldnt be possible

>>157212189
>>157212430
thing is there actually is a donation/subscription system on BYOND that can and has given games some boosts, but it's shit for games like ss13, no way to not make it really lame.

>>157212528
desu I'd pay for ERP/waifu privileges

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>>157212520

I've got some ideas for more ailments that'd cause players to need to visit Medbay, besides just viruses. Let me know what you think.

The idea would be this, you get an itch. The longer the itch stays on you, it will grow. To treat an itch once it appears, just use grab intent on yourself, and select the part on your body where your itch is located to scratch it. Seems simple yes? Just scratching yourself is the cure. However, things can go wrong.

Stage 1: It's just an itch, scratch it. Once scratched, the itch will go away and it's simple as that. Don't do drugs kids!

Stage 2: For some reason, after repeated messages you don't feel like scratching your itch, it is now giving you a more serious warning message saying that your skin is starting to dry. Scratching is still the cure and no negative effects. Once you scratch the itch at THIS stage, an item falls to the ground called a flake of skin. It does nothing and your itch is cured, however it is also edible. This is totally gross, so it's edibility is optional, but hey who are we to judge?

Stage 3: Your itch has now become a rash due to neglect. You will automatically scratch it causing you to bleed a little bit (NOTE VERY LITTLE, NO BLEEDING TO DEATH FROM A RASH) and this blood coming from your body along with scratching it uncontrollably might start to concern you. Head to medbay, the only treatment now is ointment on the affected area.

Stage 4: You really fucked up now. Your rash has evolved into puss filled hives. You will continue to scratch uncontrollably at your body, causing the sores to open, not only making you bleed minorly, but get toxin damage from bacteria entering your open sores. Medbay must manually drain the hives on your infected area via surgery and cauterize them shut, then apply ointment to cure the rash before you grow hives again. Next time you will scratch your itch, unless you want to be an abomination for FUN purposes.

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>>157212520
>we're reaching levels that shouldnt be possible levels that shouldnt be possible

>>157212606
jesus christ delete this.

>>157212596
k y s

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>>157212520 >>157212635
Apparently, that's the same comic as the "wizard: no sense of right or wrong" strip

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>>157212606
>Once you scratch the itch at THIS stage, an item falls to the ground called a flake of skin. It does nothing and your itch is cured, however it is also edible.

Can't we ban these people?

>>157212723
neat, I was wondering why the fuck some guy replied to me with an image yelling that I stop injecting fetishes into the game

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>>157212774

>>157212828
I was just uploading that

>>157212828
>>157212867

Piss geyser wizard spell when?

>blinds
>causes vomiting
>slips

>>157212919
Pissing in general added when?

>>157212941
>piss fills all the hallways
>can't walk two feet without slipping across the station on a solid crusty layer of piss
>clown pisses in your mouth as you land

>>157212941
Some hero said he was working on a laxative traitor item that would let antags shit

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>>157213105

>>157212724
this was a killette idea no? he IS banned.
lurk more faggot

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>mfw the Borers are just a cheap Stargate knockoff

>Play diona
>Chad Thunderorgans steals all the waifus

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Vote on the baystation day poll, 24 hours of high rp enforced!

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=3051

>>157214785
>haven't been here a while
>come back
>sawbones admin
>mrpain headmin
>voting for medium rp
wew LADS

>>157214785
You poor dumb bastards, when will you realise Pomf is scamming all of you and delivering nothing but crap?
We were doing so much better when the bald fuck was our host.

>>157215175
Where did bald fuck and nuclear go?

>>157215187

people shitting on him so much with pomf egging them on

>>157207402
Floortile ninja stars when?

Post funny pictures from funny rounds showing funny things

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>>157215417

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>>157215417

>>157207402

>nerf floor-tiles and rods they both did 15 damage

>tool box's now do more damage then a spear

>>157215501
But how did he do that? The tank isn't opened

>>157215708
He probly opened the tank to decent pressure before wrenching it. Happens to newbies sometimes.

Can anyone tell me serb local time.
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans show nothing and i still cant join in, because im banned

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>tfw lowpop round goes on long enough to drain half of your breathing jetpack

>>157215880
4:44 AM

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>>157216015
Ugh, what?

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>>157216073
Dunno
Maybe wait until 5:08 serb time

>>157216073
>permaban
>TEMPBAN
???¿

>>157214989

The more I read "Baystation Day"''s posts, the more I become convinced that he's just some guy butthurt that the purge happened trying to make a point

How does a ghost create a "What's that" message for someone?

>>157216420
Click on the boo spell/picture of a ghost that shows up when you're dead.

>Go to engineering to do some stuff
>MoMMI has accidentally plasmaflooded
>Spend rest of the round in medbay helping out
goddamnit

>>157216904
>Shit tier mommi
it's the worst

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>been paramedic a previous round
>was pretty comfy
>lets go paramedic so I can get more used to doing medical shit while wandering to save people
>nice and comfy, going around looking for people to save
>wizard casts fist in front of the medbay
>oh god people with breathing problems everywhere but no dex plus in sight
>all of a sudden virus too
>literally the second time I've done any medical role
>the first paramedic round I did pretty much amounted to a doctor teaching me how to surgery while nobody died

>>157216904
I'm so sorry I wasn't more help

>>157217018
Are you me ? I tried para and it's either pretty comfy or totally loose depending on situation.

Pro-tip you already know, probably : always have a syringe of inaprovaline in one Pocket, health analyser in the other.
Saves time.

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>>157217120
yeah, I was disappointed with our supply of inaprovaline last round so I made a large beaker of it when I went to save some guy in RnD.
>tfw people cry to you for help but you don't know why they're all turning to stone
At least I got my fancy space suit on with my air supply before the virus guys started flowing in

>>157217120
>health analyser in the other.

Protip: You can turn your PDA into a health analyzer

Just don't forget it's your PDA and put it in your bag like I do sometimes

>>157217018
GOLDEN RULES OF PARAMEDIC

You are by far meant to be the most active member of medbay in terms of moving outside and inside medbay, get atleast 2 crates of medical supplies and a surgery set too, go to RnD and request advanced kits and tools, ask the bartender for orange, tomato and lime juice for tricord, get the HoP to get you teleporter and chemistry access, and above all else, vox blood in paramedic gear makes it the best looking set in the whole game, if a vox is a faggot and busting up medbay, toolbox and clone, no harm done and you look even better.

>>157217473
Vox blood makes any uniform look better. I never wash it off

>>157217473
>get the HoP to
I tried but security told me that anyone who could help me was already indisposed. I came in something like 1hr45m into the game. I had to crowbar my way through windows into RnD to try and save that one guy.

Other than that, thanks for the advice.

>>157217526
The paramedics one just meshes extra well, its already blue and that extra shade just makes it look even better.

>>157217584
Anytime anon, enjoy medbay, paramedic is really fun.

Since you move so much, in a slow shift you could also just get the juke synched with the sound systems and play shit while your patients chill. Just use a multitool on a non screwdrivered juke, find the radio broadcaster near north solars, set the frequency round, and bam. Every sound system can now play Suicide is Painless and Come Sweet Death to the suicidal glee of the station

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>>157217858
>not stealing/hiding the jukebox and playing mad world across the station on repeat for that extra dose of depression
Don't worry, I may have flashbacks of that round but I shall return to the medbay next time

>>157217018
Everyone was dying because a virus was destroying their internal organs (and possibly lungs popping due to low pressure from holes, but that aside)
You did good enough.

>>157218019
>Mad world

I'm liking your style anon, godspeed you magnificent bastard.

>>157217432
Protip: you can stick your ID in your PDA ant take it out with ctrl+click.

>>157218132
Fuck is that what the virus was doing? Well I guess my injections of anti-tox to fix their toxin levels was way too little and way too late in most cases.

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We getting a Halloween bus this year or nah?

>>157218556
Their toxins were being caused by their failing liver and such.

dwarf race when
dorf station when
don't care if they're shit I wanna play space dorf fortress

>>157209302
>>157209542
1u sugar, 1u potassium, 48u polyacid pill
1u phosphorus, 49u polyacid pill

take both asap, remember to shout allahu akbar

>>157218858
I will do this as captain if the nuke ops go along with it

Could you actually telesci to centcom?
What are the coords?

Who actually likes surfer slut, she's trash tier.

>>157220351
Bring a GPS and host a test server, take note of a lot of good shit you can get that way, telesci is great for minor theft, like just stealing a atmos rpd, gas tanks, lockers, emitters, hell, I'd wager you could probly be a madman and teleport the level 1 singulo if you are insane enough.

>>157220490
She seemed cool enough but sometimes she makes a few questionable decisions but who doesn't have a lapse in judgement sometimes

>>157220595
I imagine it would be hard to know where the singulo is exactly at

>>157220490
one guy

>>157220662
Communicate with a traitor as to when it reaches level one, throw tons of shit into it, bam, level 2 singulo in telesci, get a beacon and it can eat half the station and royally fuck everyone.

>>157220490
People who also like Sue it seems

>>157206630
The poll permission is something that few admins have

Namely codermins

>>157214763
Goa'uld when?

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It's spook season

Where are the skeleton waifus
If there was ever a time for them to emerge, it would now

>>157221363
I'm just worried there'll be nothing new done by the coders for halloween

They'll just turn on the weird buggy 'Everyone is skeletons except wizards' mode that fucked up borgs

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>>157221363
>>157221570
As a special halloween event, we could bring back skeletons as roundstart rac-

How bout this, make every department have fuckloads of candy in shit like jars, reskin a pill collector with a bad icon to work with candy, spread em all around the station and make assistants trick or treat.

Hell, get Cargo a candy crate and I'll chill like mad with you folks, I'll order a beverages create, a fuckton on candles and we will make it proper cozy spooky.

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>>157221363

you asked for it

now to work out if I can glitch a skeleton to have hair

>>157221864
Randomized halloween costume crate when?

>Fake vampire cloak
>Fake wizards apparel
>Carved pumpkin
>Plague doctor suit
>Mummy bandages

We need MORE

>>157221956
The greyshit who trick or treats as a fucking fireman on my shift will get a wrench thrown to his face, swear to god.

>>157221956
Crates are super easy to make, go code it.
code/datums/supplypacks.dm

Help serb is fuck

>can you call people niggers IC?
Good server
>can you call people niggers OOC?
Very good server
>can you call admins niggers?
Perfect server

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>>157222035
Yup, but I'm asking for more shit to add to them

I got a tiki costume I could throw in

>>157222237
>the quality of server is determined by if i can swear or not
I know it's not summer, so why do we have these kids here?

>>157222237
MODS = CODS

>>157222346
>heart shaped goatse
Cool

>>157222346
>clothes
Costumes a shit big features when

>>157222346
Got a .dmi anywhere?

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THE FUCKING SERVER
MAKE IT STOP
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS

>>157222346
Alright, how about several outfits like mailman, centcom visitor, fake IAA suits, rockstar shit with the red star sunglasses, magicians, pope ser, amish clothes, maybe the vamp set like the anon said.

>>157222468
Jump in the discord, I'm in there now

>>157222435
when you code them, you useless shitfuck

>>157222534
I'll code my dick up your ass

>>157222572
Go right the fuck ahead, dicklips. I bet you'd syntax error on trying to get your belt loose.

>>157220351

i think it's actually protected from telesci, like the goonecode thing, no?

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>>157207402
Couldn't they be given 10 damage at least?
Make them travel slower, give them a short a range, just don't make them completely worthless. Imagine if toolboxes did 5 damage.

>in-game year is 2552
>not 2525
Why?

>>157224713
isnt it 2560?

>>157224918
Still not 2525

#clownlivesmatter

Utility borers being able to make your fists into metal as an upgrade so you can go punch syndies to death while wearing a strawhat when

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>dipshit with 40 toxin damage tailgates into medbay
>is shoving kelotane pills in his backpack
>use reagent analyzer on him
>Anti-Toxin (Dylovene): 59.2 units
>Tricordrazine: 39.8 units
Valid, right?

>>157225459
Shitter juice him, take all shit he stole from medbay, and out the door.

>>157225634
>shitter juice
>With that much anti-toxin

>>157225689
lel didn't read that far
then just waterspray slip, straightjacket for stealing and throw out once backpack was processed

>>157225895
Can't un-eat the ten fucking pills he chowed down 4nr.

>>157225956
Slip, jacket and muzzle
And connect to an IV drip in patient room to drain of all blood

>>157226068
Still won't bring back the chemmaster energy nigga

>>157226068
Bwoink.

Taking out people from the round for being a newfag doesn't help. Give him to sec for vandalism or theft.

>>157226528
But what if I'm antag

>>157226150
The thing about punishing someone for a crime isn't exactly to restore whatever they did wrong, its to punish so further actions will not be taken.

Otherwise, rapists would be raped, killers would be straight up killed, and faggots who spike drinks would get their spiked or be forced to eat bowls of Bhut Jolokia

>>157226578
If you're antag then everyone that comes into medbay should be in a straight jacket anyway

>>157226613
There isn't enough jackets

>>157225956
If he's not in the trashcan within the first 3 seconds of entering sacred medbay then you deserved it.

>>157226906
I have the trashcan pump turned off so that any dipshit that comes into chemistry without permission has no escape besides the lubed doorway.

>>157226664
polyacid cyrotube

>>157227368
why the fuck would you go through all the trouble when polyacid spraying would be faster and more effective

reminder to go in game and vote:
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/66
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/68
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/69
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/70
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/71

>>157227428
style points, dumbass

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>>157227578
>we don't want new maps
>we don't really want old maps to be improved
>we don't want new gamemodes
>we don't really want shitty gamemodes to be improved
>we don't want current content to be balanced
>we just really want shitty new content that is not gamemodes or maps, balance and quality optional just make it have 0 bugs on release

>>157227578
Reminder that these polls mean literally nothing to our beloved codermins

>>157227817
Now you know why we have knife holsters and secways!

>http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/71
>People saying deff needs fixing

Why? Nothing wrong with deff(and related z levels)besides retarded medbay fire locks.

Today's autistic Chemistry discussion:
Should anyone ever bother adding Tricord into Bicaridine/Keloderma pills?

>>157227827
[Citation Needed]

>>157228181
I'd say tricord should just be administered seperatley if needed
Adding it would just complicate dosages for other doctors

>>157228159
This desu
It's already great while box needs a better bird jew headquarters, roid in general, satellite, and xenobio

>>157228538
Kurfürst had a PR with a sweet new trader den but it got closed because of conflicts
I believe he turned it over to Wad

>>157228538
The box vox base is supposedly focused on hydroponics, meta has the cool research station, deff is mining based since they have a smelter.

>>157228721
Yeah I saw that too, the most important thing was trader access doors and now it is shelved.

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>>157227817
God this is so frustrating. It's like mentioning any idea on here and watching people flock to shit on it. Well what the fuck niggers ?

>Mfw you mention an idea and someone immediately tells you how it's going to be abused and that's why we shouldn't implement it

EVERYTHING CAN BE ABUSED REMOVE THE SERVER REE

>>157228870
rev squad was the first new game mode we got in long time and it was almost immediately reverted.

>>157229001
Uh
Revsquad wasn't reverted

>>157225956
>Can't un-eat the ten fucking pills he chowed down 4nr.
Stick some charcoal in him, then shove him in a cryotube with an empty beaker.

>>157228870
>Suggest a easily exploitable feature or system
>Gets pointed out to being exploitable as fuck

Maybe you can try and add a sugestion that won't be exploitable to fuck but still good?

>>157229537
Maybe you can suck my dick, dude?

>>157229537
and yet look at all the exploitable things we have right now and NOBODY ever exploits them
c'mon
suggest to this thread the flamethrower as an idea that didn't already exist
the pneumatic cannon
the railgun

>>157229001
>almost

I want to permabrig Emilia

>>157230150
ckey?

>>157230150
Dude, me too! I want to permabrig Sue more, though.

>>157229716
Flamethrowers are barely used since they burn through ammo like mad and generally don't do much but create ZAS

Pneumo is underused and semi hidden OP, yet most scientists either get bombed or just don't use it cause they prefer to autism in xenobio, make mechs, or bombs. Too much autism to actually bother using it, if they want to non lethal they get stun revolvers.

Needs a high tier capacitor, engies to go full autism and the knowledge to actually use it, you think the first two happen frequently and the last one happens much anyhow?

Now, shit like dwarfs with sober and any booze making it like tricord alongside double mining speed, pigmen that is essentially just bonuses for being overfed for tide, slimepeople roundstart so greyshits can just doorshock like niggers and get 0 to 100 from it, just to mention a few, those are shit that you cannot under any pretence say would be balanced, and when shit like this is the standard suggestion format, just for races, can you blame me when people just call em out on it and don't think ahead for people like these.

>>157230583
>tested out the Pneumo with a over pressured tank w/ floor tiles
>110 brute
Truly the hidden gem of science.

>>157230662
it's better with shards

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>>157230583
>if they want to non lethal
>[when talking about the gun that literally instakills people with no projectile travel time]

>>157230583
>Flamethrowers are barely used since they burn through ammo like mad and generally don't do much but create ZAS
They don't do that anymore, they now just do direct burn damage. Their effectiveness depends on the 'burn mix' you put in the fuel tank.

>>157230662
I said semi hidden OP, you want it to be fully nerfed? Delete it nigger, you make it used a fuckload and before long, the coderbus nerfs it "for balance"

>>157230815
>replied so if the other guy deletes it won't work since everyone uses archives

>>157230583
the point was that the thread blows everything out of proportion
to the thread every assistant would make a memorized perfect flamethrower mix in the incinerator and instacrit people with it
to the thread every scientist and their mother would be making pneumatic cannons instead of mechs or bombs
to the thread every engineer would nigger a capacitor and make an autism award engine to instagib people every round

>>157230753
You want a bwoink? Cause non antag murder gets ya one real quick, and at minimum a note for just killing a greyshit without telling him to leave at the verry minimum.
>>157230953
Alright, fair enough, ill give ya that.

>>157230361
She already is :(

>>157231034
i'm glad we could come to an agreement
i'm also glad nobody uses the pneumacannon

Its literally my birthday and its terrible

>>157233065
Ask the mins for a birthday cake, and anounce in coms it yer birthday.

>>157233134
no

>>157233065
>>157233134
Ask them to unban everyone

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Needs a file name or edited to be ss13 related

>>157233696
>clown lubes the main halls

>>157233696
Maining clown

bird
butt

>>157234071
HOT
STEAMING
PLASMAMAN
BUTT

>>157228538
I'm OK with a box bird outpost update if it doesn't remove things. Deff is missing enough from hydroponics to be really annoying.

>>157234213
Plasmamen asses have burned away to practically nothing

Which statics do you ship together?

>>157234678
Is there a finished pic?

>>157234862
yes

>>157234567
you x permaban

>>157234343
Why not remove the secvends

>>157235641
... can I see it?

>>157235930
no

>>157234567
Felicity rivera X hyperzinesynapantitoxin

>>157235925
They provide something to the crew that they will want to purchase sometimes
Same with all the other stuff on the outpost, removing things just makes more Traders go full autism and leave the station to become an Assistant or something.

>>157236008
Why not?

>>157236147
tell me your ckey with proof

>>157236147
I think he's fucking with you anon, it doesn't exist anywhere I can find it

>>157234567
Rail x Nick

>>157235641
where

>>157236190
B-but I don't want people to know who I am
>>157236279
:(

>>157236308
Is it a ckey or a ingame name ship?

>>157236119
Just weapons for birdtide.

>>157234567
I ship Sandy x Ailsa!

They're the cutest space lesbians!

>>157236632
??
Literally who?

>>157236308
>bird waifu x bird hater
Fund it

Why isn't the round ending?

>>157237632
thanks, now I know my target is in the same round as me

Quick, you may only eat one of these two flavors of pizza for the rest of your life. Chose now.

Tuna or Hawaiian?

>>157238249
Hawaiian, I love pineapple on pizza

>>157238249
There's literally nothing wrong with Hawaiian pizza

>>157238249
hawaiian is ok I guess, better than fish.

>>157238316
Are you implying there's something wrong with tuna pizza?

>>157238249
Hawaiian is elder god tier pizza, and Muricans need to fucking get some taste if they say otherwise.

Fun fact of the day:
Diona cannot into creatine

>>157238464
That sounds fucking disgusting
I like both tuna and pizza but together that sounds horrifying

>>157238702
Fun fact of the day:
Diona are SUPPOSED to not into mednanos but they can because of a typo

>>157238824
No you fucking asshole you can't give two facts of the day in the same day you'll kill us

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>>157238249
>>157238271
>>157238316
>>157238385
>>157238464
>>157238667

>>157238887
Fun fact of the day:
Drawing an "O" on the ground and standing in it will prevent you from being attacked by bears

>>157238965
>letting newfags know about the anti-bear circle

>>157238667
>Hawaiian is elder god tier pizza, and Muricans need to fucking get some taste if they say otherwise.
But hawaiian is an American pizza?

Did it just end

>>157238965
What if I draw an oval?

>>157239120
Your life did not end

>>157239150
Only works on Os

>Join the round
>Leave for almost 3 hours
>Return and it's still going

>>157238754
It's fucking delicious, try it for once.