/twg/ - Total War General

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>>157150781
WHO HERE HYPED FOR WURRZAG

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>>157150781
Rollan!

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G O B L I N S

playing factions that are immune to winter attrition are very comfy.

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anime

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>your mug when new greenskin units

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IF OUR LORD IS T'BECOME KING NEETS BTFO GOBLINS A BEST

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>>157150781
>Mfw today was the day

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDr6dG2BIrY

>'Warcraft is the pepsi to Warhammer's coca cola'

is he right?

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>>157150979
Why do I love Skarsnik so much?
It's pretty simple when I iz finkin' 'bout it.
Skarsnik izn't just da best character in da War'ammer world, 'e might just be da greenest character of all time.
Just imaging 'im riding fru da halls of Karak Eight-Peaks, da wind in 'is 'at, 'is mighty Gobbla below 'im.
As 'e rides fru da World's Edge Mountains, da Stunties soil demselves at 'is very scent.
Dey knows 'ow 'e smells, da essence of 'is smell iz in da Stunties Book of Grudges unda da name of "Skarsnik Fungusm"
Da very nature of Skarsnik iz mystery.
Could 'e be playin' a deepa game den even Gork and Mork realizes?
Da answer iz yes, 'e 'as transcended such boundaries as da written world, and 'as free will to do woteva 'e seez fit.
'owever, Skarsnik iz filled wiff such cunnin', such morky craft dat 'e does not even use deese powers.
Why, you might ask? You will neva know, for da mind of Skarsnik iz not one dat iz easily penetrated.
Skarsnik iz such a force of Mork in 'is realm dat nofink can truly touch 'im, da only fink keeping 'im bound to da page at all iz 'is will to exist wiffin da preordained boundaries of 'is world.
Skarsnik iz not only beyond da compre'enssiun of us, 'e exists wiffin a plane of true gorkiness and morkiness.
Observe 'is playful smile, 'is gorgious and rippling Gobbla, 'is gallant nose, and most importantly, 'is eyes.
'is eyes, like pools of shinies, provide da only glimpse into da true maschinassiuns of Skarsnik. Do not stare into dem. Many good boyz 'ave gone dead in da attempt.
Skarsnik iz not just a character, a formless collectiun of words and images, 'e 'imself iz da binding dat 'olds da Warhammer world togeva.
Wiffout Skarsnik, da entire War'ammer world, da entire Games Workshop as we knows it crumbles.
No Stunties or Ratboys would be stomped wiffout Skarsnik and Karak Eight-Peaks would become a desolate crater wiffout 'is iron fist.
Deese are just of a few of da reasons why I like Skarsnik so much.

>>157151220
Fuck off arch.

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SOON

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Get shit on animelfs

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>>157151532
>reddit rats

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

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>>157151658
Nothing reddit about us r/anime elfs

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>>157151150

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>/twg/ right now

>>157150895
>>157150979
>>157150990
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>>157151332
>>157151658
>>157151659
AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF!

Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the

stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT,

PROBABLY PONTUS, HERE'S A POORLY SHOPPED PIC OF EPIC FAIL ANTIOCHUS FUCKING UP, TOMB KINGS NEVER, G O B L I N S, WHY DOES VLAD SUCK SO

MUCH, ANIME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even

fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to?

Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes? You fucking people make me sick and you're

damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.

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H O B G O B L I N S

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Huehuehuehue elfs coock BTFU i wont more units for muh favore nobody cares faction HUEHUEHUEHUE
Pic related its me

N-NOBODY CARES ABOUT DORFS AND GREENSKINS!

I WANTED MUH QT NEET WAIFUS AND FOREST SPRITE FRIENDS!

>>157152154
They can go fuck themselves, they keep wrecking Black Crag for no reason.

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>>157150781
Total War:Sonic when?

Where were you when wood elf's cucked?

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>>157152275
>butthurt tree hugging pansy

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tell us how you really feel

also
>begging for dlc news

>>157152115
all me btw

>>157152275
>being this mad

>>157152442
>Sonic world looks more original than "deep" Warhammer world

Bravo GW

But I don't want to play as Dwarfs or Greenskins!

>>157152442
Since sonic is sega that might be possible

What happened?

>>157152821
TW twitter posted the pic in OP.

It confirms that the next DLC is a Dwarf and Greenskin LL pack.

>>157152963
Kek

Does anyone have the teaser image for Grim and Grave?

>>157152821
The most retarded dlc announced instead of unique elves race
Degenerates are happy smart people are not

The good thing is that there's going to be a "It's November in Athel Loren" copypasta.

>>157153138
>woodcucks being cucks

colour me surprised

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>>157153181
>mfw that faggot will have said "Wood Elves Soon" for over 3 months.

I remember when this general was actually good

I remember when this general was actually bad.

>>157153138
>Degenerates are happy smart people are not
kek, the delusion is real

>>157153269
Honestly, I'm kind of hyped about it. I paid little attention to the first "Wood Elves Soon," but the fact that he was able to adapt as a new month came along raised the bar. I hope it happens every month. I hope Wood Elves are delayed until next year, to see the purple prose swing through an entire year of hoping and getting those hopes dashed.

Okay enough of my spergery I'm gonna go play m2.

>>157153278
>>157153393
This applies to all generals you've been visiting for a while.

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>>157153086
>spoonfeeding

>>157153653
This thing is completely unreadable.

>>157153741
Only the things on the top of the page, the last paragraph is completely readable.

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>>157150979
Goblins...

>>157153741
The teaser was completely unreadable too

Being named "Vlad.png" and Total War: Greece leaking the trailer helped a lot in guessing what would it be about

>>157153861
>mfw a pure Night Goblin army will be viable soon.

>>157150781
Prediction for the DLC

>Belegar and Skarsnik as Legendary Lord
>either runelord or daemonslayers as Lord, Night Goblin warboss with squig mount as Lord
>rangers and bolt thower
>squig herds and squig hoppers
>13 RoR
>Wurrzag as FLC, Grombrindal as half FLC

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Grace-chan

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>mfw didnt buy G&G because hoomies and scary humies are shitty boring factions
>mgw will preorder S&S day1 because green is best

>>157154107
>Thorek Ironbrow and Skarsnik as LL
>Runelord (or Daemonslayer) and Orc Great Shaman as lord
>Squig Herds, Squig Hoppers and Mangler Squigs (or Spear Chukka or SNOTLINGS)

Well, this is quite the funny general.

>>157154380
>Thorek Ironbrow as LL
>when the letter is suposed to be sent to him

The guy writing the letter is Belegar, as he mentions the Peaks

SQUIGS FINALLY?

>>157154659
And?

Why does that mean Thorek can't be LL?

>>157154665
Squigs require unique animations not shared with any other warhammer unit so I'm 95% sure they wont be in the game.

>>157154715
Not that anon, but going by the previous example with the Grim & the Grave (the letter was written by Ghorst to Mannfred), the assumption is that Ironhammer is going to be the lord, rather than Ironbrow.

But we are basing this only on one example. So Ironbrow could definitely still be the one this pack is centered on.

>>157154785
>Skarsnik with no squigs

Armed rebellion against CA when? It would be to avenge Kemmler and Skarsnik!

>>157154904
Belegar would make more sense from a lore perspective, but Thorek would add some variation to the dwarfish LL's.

Belegar is, all things considered, a boosted Dwarf Lord. He doesn't really add anything new.

>>157154715

Because Thorek isn't the one who has the rivalry with Skarsnik, Belegar is and Lord Packs are supposed to be themed around rivalries between the characters?

>>157155258
Yeah, but Thorek isn't shit like Belegar.

Trying to play Med1 and it keeps crashing after I go to the battle screen anyone else get this or know how to fix it

Torek isn't going to be the LL

How the fuck do you think they could make the Anvil of Doom unit in-game? How is this shit going to move or attack

He will probably b mentionned, maybe even giving quests or something

>>157155138
Belegar's wife belongs to clan Azul which I think is Thoreks clan. Belegar borrow loans from his wife's father (Karador?) who is King of Karak Azul.

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>>157152275
>NEETelf posters this upset
pathetic.

>>157155667
>Karador

Kazador.

You promised Wooder Elvers twg. Where are they?

>>157155459
I have the same issue. No idea how to fix it.

>>157154785
You only need one set of animations to do multiple different units
Mangler squigs
Squig herds
Squig hoppers
Gobbla

Belegar will be the LL, Runelords are gonna be new lords with anvil of doom

If they don't add anvil of doom then dwarves just get a shitty tier 1 artillery and a new reskin of quarrelers

>>157154191
so can we assume from this image that Grace is a fan of memes? would she be interested in seeing one of my favorite Antiochus III memes?

>>157156343
of course! send them to her, she loves good spicy meems!

>>157156210
I'm sorry, but 4 units for a single faction noone cares about dont warrant a new set of animations.

>>157156953
Oh I get it, you're a butthurt Elffag.

>>157156953
So what new units are they adding for greenskins if they don't add squigs?

Snotlings?

>>157157075
>River Trolls
>Mountain trolls
>Snotlings

See, only a minimal amount of charlemagnes needed for that.

>>157156953
>no one cares
>about Greenskins
>one of the most popular factions and second most popular Tabletop faction

Knife ear loving faggots are this delusional

>>157157250
>second most popular tabletop faction

Source? can't recall ever seeing O&G played much even in warhammer world tournies in Nottingham.

Fuck you CA i install Warhammer and not going to install it again until you give me a proper DLC

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>>157152442
Total War: Fire Emblem when

>>157156248
>If they don't add anvil of doom then dwarves just get a shitty tier 1 artillery and a new reskin of quarrelers

*a new reskin of quarrellers with great weapons with vanguard and stalk

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Wouldn't a Five Nights at Freddy's Total War be awesome? Filled with such epic storytelling and dark lore, am I right?

>>157157181
>River trolls
that's a lot of Charlemagnes right there!

>>157158420

Is this supposed to be some kind of weak anti-fantasy bait?

>>157158420
>look mom, I posted it again!

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>>157158420

>>157158538
I think so? It's a really weird one if it is, considering that isn't really a Fantasy post, more like a horror thing for kids. Barely on the level of goosebumps or something.

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>>157158420

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>>157157993
I'd buy that.

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>>157157494
not him, but that's what I have

>>157159412
>other
which ones are those?

>>157159412
>Bretonnia, 5th most popular. Shitted on by GW
just why?

>>157159808
Chaos dwarfs

>>157159412
>Warriors of chaos on top
>Worst designed faction in both campaign and multiplayer

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>>157160000
I don't know anon. I just don't know.

Just got back from Uni, what's the new DLC?

>>157160282
Tomb Keks

>>157160282

bontus

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>release an unfinished faction into the game
>proceed to pump out DLCs before finishing said faction

I'm fucking raging

>>157160282
Wood elfs
just kidding it's G O B L I N S

>>157159412
>Tomb Kings that low
Note for people who didn't play the Tabletop, this is mostly because Tomb Kings were a pretty hard faction to play. They were well liked fluff wise, and I myself bought the models, but actually playing a game with them was never going to happen. They were a pretty unforgiving army.

Warriors of Chaos had the most stuff, and were probably the most supported army in the whole game.

>>157158667
Is this rare? May I save it for my collection?

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>>157160034
DELETE THIS

>>157160529
Just wait.
Besides, it's what Bretonnia fans are best at.

This is a fucking lie! Chaos dwarf's should be first place!

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>>157160529
It's coming, just be patient anon.

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>>157160894
Oh my fuck

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>>157160034
Should it surprise us that the plebs fail to recognize true vision and instead flock to true and tried concepts? Compare the Chaos Dwarfs to Copernicus, to Bruno...promethean torchbearers all who introduced new ways of looking at this game called life and paid the price for their reckless iconoclasm. But just as Copernicus was vindicated post mortem by Bruno, so shall the Chaos Dwarfs get their comeuppance in the greatest Total War title of all time, cementing their deserved reputation as the boldest yet most versatile faction.

Chaos Dwarfs 2017

>>157160894
Giant man babies?

>>157160894
Those look like those hideous Titan Babies from Attack On Titan. WTF are those supposed to be, Ogres?

>>157161009
Pleb taste

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>>157161142

Ogre bulls, apparently

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=777836280

>>157160894
>Inside the mind of Wood Elf players right now

>>157160217
My all time favourites. They dont give a fuck.
>thousands of grotesqe beastmen raping and killing
Have you taken 20 000 knights to the face?
>deamons and "blessed" men
Have you taken 20 000 knights to the face?
>cannons and laser weapons
Have you taken 20 000 knights to the face?
>bloodthirsty orcs who are larger than horses
But have you taken 20 000 knights to the face?

Love them

>>157160894
Oh god, I laughed so hard I started coughing.

>>157153269
I'm so glad this faggot is getting absolutely blown the fuck out by the new dlc news. Everytime he posts my blood boils and roils with the force and fury of one thousand hot suns. Knowing that he will have to taste defeat at the hands of stuny shits and gobbo fucks is like the sweet saccharine ambrosia of the gods.
tl;dr - get fucked faggit

>>157161870
>Elf haters are this mad.

>>157152821
Pontus 2.0

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Napoleon uniforms for Handgunners when

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>>157162373
Yes pls

>>157162373
When you make them

>>157162373
I don't remember Nap looking that good

>>157160529
>literally "M'Lady White Knights" The Faction

>>157162373
Fuck, I just love gunlines trading fire with billowing waves of smoke drifting over the battlefield and cannons booming in the distance...

I need a new gunpowder game yesterday!

>>157162373
Nappy was so much fun playing multiplayer with my buds, 4v4 matches that lasted well over an hour

>>157162716
>knowing enough people that play TW to play 4v4 matches
Fuck, I'm jelly.

>>157162603
Warhammer is a gunpowder game....

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>>157162590
your point?

>>157163013
No. Gunpowder isn't lethal enough to rely on completely.

>>157162916
>not being in a Mount & Blade: Napoleonic Wars clan with 100+ members that all love line warfare
p l e b detected

>>157160629
Just uncommon, feel free to save it tho

>>157163139
>being in a clan
Either I'm not autistic enough, or too autistic for this. I've tried it, but I cant be bothered to give a fuck about those people that I've never met.

Skaven would have to be the easiest campaign to date if they came out before Wood Elves and Bretonnia.

>settled, start in Skavenblight, able to occupy human and dwarf settlements
>likely have a movement gimmick to get places quickly
>start near factions with castrated Empire rosters in a part of the world largely isolated from most of the conflict
>no southern threat, easy to defend choke points through out estalia, tilea, border princes
>potential for stronk economy by the time you decide to invade empire or dwarf lands
>likely to enjoy vanguard deployments, stalk, poison and other shit
>great, robust roster with cheap meatshield infantry, monsters, warmachines, DOOOOOMWHEEEEEELS

Shit, even with Wood Elves and Bretonnia they'd still be a really formidable campaign enemy. Unless CA surprises us with a buff to the Southern Kingdoms.

So what's the news faggots, I came here to laugh at you because I assumed there still wouldn't be any DLC news but now you're telling me we're getting Wurrzag, Grombindinal and those other two guys in October?

>Wood Elves won't be released until November
>Bretonnia won't be released until December

I would laugh but it's more annoying than funny, especially since that one guy will get to keep posting his retarded Wood Elf pasta into November. How long has he been at it, since August?

>>157163292
Now that I'm older I couldn't be arsed to be in a clan for a specific game. We're now just a gaming community that plays all kinda games, a lot of our fucks have been around for 4-5+ years

>>157163386
desu if the Skaven gimmick is just another Beastpath then they should just call it moving through the Underway rather than trying to pretend it's a separate thing.

Also Skaven will probably be like Vampires and have an Infestation mechanic that requires you to "infest" the sewers or tunnels of human cities and dwarf holds before you can conquer them.

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>>157163447
It is now October. The sallow season deepens its hold on Athel Loren. It is a dark time, a time of mourning. As the spites and spirits of the forest grow slothful and recalcitrant, the enemies of the Asrai seek to defile the sacred glades. Gorposting is rampant. The Squig and the Squat looms, superfluous and subpar. Athel Loren is a realm under siege. The King of the Woods cannot be found; the kinbands are scattered and given over to dissolute indulgence, pursuing until the last comfort over exertion.

Yet it is comfort itself that is imperiled; Should the Asrai fade from the Old World the beauty of their existence, a recordless history of leisure and frivolity without equal, will disappear, leaving the clamoring, scrabbling bustle of the outside world without counterpoint or enlightening example. It is a dark time. But even in the deep gloom of autumn, a hope flickers. A whisper on the winds, melodious like the clinking of tea cups on saucers.

Wood Elves soon.

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>>157152275

>>157163765
>soon
>almost two months from now

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

...Rome...

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>mfw NEET elves not coming tomorrow
>or next week
>or next month

>>157152707
>random landmasses
>original
>teenager doesn't realize that it's a convention in fantasy to have worlds based on the real world

>>157163930
The Eternal City...

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>>157152442

>Total War: LOTGH never

>>157163954
They might come next month tho

>>157163930
HEY!
I already post this meme at this thread

>>157164131
>implying they will not keep Wood elves for christmas, so they release brets as a christmas gift

>>157163042
That it's a faction for beta fags.

>>157163386

>skaven
>overpowered

Pick both.

They were retarded on TT, they have great cheap infantry even Stormvemin were low cost relative to their effectiveness. Goofy rules for their insane warmachines, lots of good monsters and just a lot of things to fuck up other players armies. Oh yeah and you could use their great ranged options to shoot into your own slaves because lolskaven.

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>The first thing the dwarf DLC did is to BTFO tree-hugging knife ears and their followers

I'm crying

>>157164853
SUCK
MY
COCK

Are you guys ready for...
>rat horde
>rat fightiness
>rat beastpath
?

Joking, none of these will come soon

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>>157165131
How does it feel to wait until december to pay 17$ to play as some hippies?

How does it feel that the fucking Beastmen got in the game before the wood elves?

Wood Elves will come alongside bretonnia in a super december update

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so wait, is there a chance we're getting skaven soon?

>>157164853
xDDDD I POST IT AGAIN IM SO FUNNY xDDDD

>>157165547
nah, grimgor also made reference to the skaven, it means nothing

They are faction number 10, so you can hope we get them around April, with luck

>>157165547
They were only mentioned so minuscule
Unlike wood elves

>>157165547

No probably not. Bretonnia coming out sometime before the end of the year strongly indicates Wood Elves first followed by possibly Skaven or Kangs.

>>157165547
No, people are jumping the gun as always

>CA
>Cant even make a faction in one month
>Making a faction and a LL pack at the same time

Also, wood elves files are already in the data,while there is nothing about skaven,if there was something it would have been found

>>157165725
I WANT CHAOS DWARF'S!

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all this dlc just makes me not want to play warhammer

>>157165903
Buy them now faggot,otherwise you will have to drop a shitload of cash in one hit

>>157165903
Then why dont you play some Shogun 2 weeb?

>>157165903
Without DLC, the game would be bland and lacking contents

Even if you don't buy them, they add new ennemies, maps and campaign scenarios, which is great because campaigns are extremly linear as they are highly scripted

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>>157165903

Total War: Witcher never

>>157165992
You got that backwards.

>>157165547
Hardly. Markus Wulfhart was plastered all over the Beastmen teaser yet we got nothing of him.

>>157165903
Warhammer needs the 16 factions in the field in order to be fun

DLC was inevitable

And besides, DLC actually is more than reskinned units this time around, so its worth it.
...minus beastmen, beastmen mechanics are a retarded lazy shit

>>157166049
Yeah no there not. All my campaigns are radically different.

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>>157166025
I think I just might

>>157166049
what's the point in playing now when the game is clearly unfinished and there's going to be tons of content later on?

>>157165903
I'm done with warhammer until elves, bretonnia, and skaven are all released. Not worth playing campaigns over and over with only a few new units in them. I'd rather play through all the factions a single time once everything is actually in the game.

>>157164705
Yeah their only real weakness was the occasional random nature in some of their rules. And since CA hates the concept of RNG at times, I doubt there will be chances of your Doomwheel randomly blowing up and killing your own forces.

>>157165903
Yeah but the DLC was kind of needed, it's not like in previous games where new races only needed a few minor changes in appearance and some mechanics. If they were to hypothetically made the "complete" game it would have taken them a shit ton of years anyways. And the resources put into it would likely have made the usual 60 dollars corporate suicide.

I'd rather have the current model now honestly. Getting the factions bit by bit is actually kind of exciting.

>>157166347
Yeah, the amount of content planned is still much more gigantic than the amount of content released

When its complete its gonna be a masterpiece, but until then...

>>157166102
That might actually make a decent game, assuming they ever unfuck magic.

>>157166638
It'd literally be Med3: We also got a bit of magic maybe Edition

>>157166752
Exactly.

>>157166752
>tfw no TW: Orlando Furioso

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>Waiting for Lizardmen

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>>157167276
>waiting for Ogres

>>157167276
>Meme aztec lizards from space
Kek

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>>157167276
>>157167534
>waiting for AE

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>>157167723
>Stop liking what I don't like

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>>157167742
Surely it will be playable and not a buggy mess on release, right?

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What's up fellow Total War fans? Your friendly (or maybe not?!) neighbour from r/totalwar here!

Today those mischievous goblins at Creative Assembly gave us a riddle! Little did they know that with the power of our friends at /twg/, we can crack this little nut! Ha, how easily they discounted our ancient comradery!

I hope you brave toties (total war fans) give it your very best shot at cracking this little nut, let's see what you can find out!

Peace out, although remember that war never ends!
~r/totalwar

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>>157167962
it better not be

>>157168650
>implying they would ever give us credit

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>>157168650

SALE WHEN

OR EVEN BETTER, CRACK WHEN

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>>157168650
I know you're just joking around but please stop

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>>157168650

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>>157168650
here you go, first one is free

So what are they gonna call the Wood Elf fightiness meter?

>>157169245
Wild Huntiness

>>157169245
Given the reaction to the teaser, probably 'butthurt'.

>>157168650
Get out

>>157169341
Imagine if the NEET elfs get a butthurtness-meter that increases the more they get ignored by the other factions. Then, when the meter reaches the top, they explode in a butthurt-hunt to burn down all the factions added before them.

>>157169245
Forest Wrath

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>>157168650
you hero

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>>157168650

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post yfw demons of tzeentch get released with no announcement when everyone was expecting Wood Elves to be next.

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>>157162603
I know that feel senpai

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>>157170082
TZEENTCH!!!

>pirated all previous games
>really badly want to play fantasy total war
>see the price of the dlc
>see that one dlc that should have been in base game
>fucking blood is a dlc
>realize I don't like getting fucked in the ass
>don't buy game
>try not to cry
>cry a lot

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>>157170082

>>157170719
As if you were going to buy the game anyway

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>>157170719
> pirating shit you enjoy
Shame on you anon. Just get the stuff on sale.

> fucking blood is a dlc
Every time because otherwise the base game would get an M-rating and not sell as many copies.

> see that one dlc that should have been in base game
It was never supposed to be in the base game, it was only released day one because they bargained with Sega for spare resources so that Chaos would be the endgame for every other faction.

>see the price of the dlc
Still cheaper than tabletop.

>>157170719
>Pirated all previous games

You are part of the fucking problem. Buy Attila and Shogun 2 you shithead.

>>157171215
The blood dlc excuse is still bullshit though. They could make it 50 cents or a dollar or just a free optional patch as still get away with it.

That its $3 is total jew

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>>157166102
>grandmaster wolven gear

superior taste anon.

>>157170719

>Pirated all previous games
>Somehow has the sheer fucking audacity to claim that CA is fucking HIM in the ass

Kill yourself.

>>157171215
>would get an M-rating and not sell as many copies.

that's absolute fucking bullshit

>>157171408
Grandmaster bear armor was my personal favorite.

Nilfgaardian empire would be pretty sweet.

>>157171408
>[Let her have her way with you.]
Uncomfortable boner desu. I shouldn't be attracted to a sociopath.

>still cheaper than tabletop

What if I create a racing game and price it 1000$, will I have retarded drones claiming STILL CHEAPER THAN AN ACTUAL RACING CAR too?

>>157170719
Chaos DLC isn't worth anything. Campaign is total ass and they're the worst multiplayer faction.

>>157171408
And did you let her have her way with you?

>>157170719
don't cry, there's lots of other games worth playing! check Mark of Chaos? better than nothing I guess

tho you should buy those you truly enjoy tbqh

>>157171708
You do realize racing sims, and the setup to play them can indeed cost 1000 dollars and people do indeed say it is cheaper than buying a race car right?

>>157171708
Yes, because those already exist retard.

>>157171708
>will I have retarded drones claiming STILL CHEAPER THAN AN ACTUAL RACING CAR too?
Do you have the money to sustain an army of shills or a cute girl on paycheck to drag the white knights in? then yes

>>157171862
Yeah and it leads into the most fucking bizarre sex scene imaginable.

>Meloncat will never update FOTE

I wish he had never started in the first place

>all those faggots who waste their money on extremely overpriced dlc and who think they are better than those who refuse to spread their ass cheeks

Truly, uncracked games attract the worst kind of moralfag retards.

>>157172370
>>157172262

Well no wonder why the world is going to shit then.

nuclear apocalypse fucking WHEN

S K A R S N I K

Any youtubers doing a "Grim and Grave" or recent playthrough of Empire or Vampire Counts?

>>157171708
>retarded drones

Oh fuck off already. What you're pissed that we aren't more mad about DLC? It's objective fact that this is cheaper than buying tabletop, one of the reasons GW didn't want a game of Fantasy was because of this reason.

The fact that getting the Strigoi Ghoul king in this game cost me less than 46 € is objective fact. And the cost involved in making that digital model was probably more than it cost to develop the physical one.

I know people have issues with DLC, and Total War does haven't have the best history with quality DLC. But the DLC for Warhammer is kind of necessary and the cost usually reflect the effort put into it (aside from maybe Beastmen, that campaign was just price inflating).

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>>157172262
>tfw I've spent 800+ dollars on flightsims and equipment for them
Total War games are fucking peanuts.

>>157172634
>all those faggots crying because they can't get this game for free and think they are better than those who actually have disposable income to use

Truly pirates are the worst kind of retards.

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>>157171708
>>157172262
>>157172370
Beat me to it, but yeah getting a decent racing setup can get pretty up there in price.

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>>157172759
yes, one.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChS9wazLlTUHSTeKVG39hZw

>>157170719
>realize I'm a disgusting poorfag
>contemplate killing myself
Fixed it for you.

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>>157171708
Is... is this bait?

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>>157163765

>it is now September...
>it is now October...
>it is now November
>it is now ...

>>157153861
;_;7

>>157163765
stay strong elf bro

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>No elves until december

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SAXON STRONK

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>>157169002
Nice chen, is that a new one?

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>mfw it wasn't wood elves

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>>157173810
Get G O B L I N D faggot

>>157173814
why are saxons so fucking lame ?

>>157171408
>implying Geralt would wear wolven and not New Moon
>implying Geralt would stick his dick into crazy

>>157175181
Have you shed the blood of the Saxon man, recently?

>>157175181
Because their roster is boring.

>It's a "Irish get actually good units they never had" episode

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>>157176097

Forgot pic

>>157176260
Is Britain comfy in AoC? When I shed the blood of Saxon men I just steamrolled continental Europe.

Does autoresolve completely skew battles in favour of who has the most units?

I just had a battle which if I auto-resolved I'm sure I would've lost like 40 guys because the bar was completely in my favour, but I played the actual battle and lost 400 because all his melee units were longbeards who never flee whereas I only had dwarf warriors.

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>11 (ELEVEN) days since the 30th
>AE STILL NOT RELEASED

I think I'm running a slightly confused campaign guys.

I've done really well early and been strength rank 1 with Ironbreakers from turn 43 and with enough income to keep 3 huge stacks rolling.

But instead of rolling all over orcs and taking control of all of the badlands I've decided to let the dwarf & orc factions fight it out and moved up north towards a random human faction who cut off one of my homies beards.

Will I regret this massively later on or am I pretty safe to keep fucking about with humans & vampires?

>>157176630
Yes, auto-resolve often values numbers excessively.

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>>157177098
>tfw no handsome dwarf husbando to fuck your elven boipussy

>>157177098
>People have been predicting Skarsnik and Belegaer Lord pack for months.
>FreeLC schedule basically confirmed a Ork DLC around this time.
>Elfags crying because they still thought their shitty faction was going to be next.

>>157166752
There's like 3 or 4 units per faction.

>>157176630
Made it to the right thread this time!

Auto resolve seems to favor numbers currently over quality of the units

>>157177347
you should be able to reclaim the badlands from orcs, however, be careful since chances are you will be forced to face Chaos and Greenskins at the same time

>>157177347
Karak Azul might very well win the badlands and let you confederate them after you've gathered chaos fighting-points. You can even save Kraka Drak if you rush north fast enough, and gather Chaos-fighting points even faster. The chance increases if you occasionally slap the orcs shit though.

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>>157177526
>tfw no pretty succubus (male) waifu to offer his bp to you

>>157171708
Train simulator costs 2000 bucks for the full game alone, but you won't see people complaining because in the end it's still infinitely cheaper than buying your own train.

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>>157177774
>succubus (male)
Someone has to hang for this cancer.

>>157177992
Homophobe.

>>157177992
What's not to get? He succs u from his bu(tt)s

>>157178075
Fuck off fag, I have nothing against homos.

>>157178108
That's not how it works.

>>157178257
>I have nothing against gays, "f*g"

LE HORNED RAT BACONS AT MIDNIGHT

I WANT ELDER SCROLLS TOTAL WAR!

how do fighting VC work guys?

I just had to fight them for a quest battle and I was clearly winning, but not quite there yet.

Then their lords all died and I won that very second. Like their whole army just died instantly.

Couldn't tell if it was just the scripting of the quest battle or VC.

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>Picts and their meme xbows

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>>157178360

>>157178713
>kill lord
>they crumble from the leadership loss
Easy as that. Might need to give them a few morale shocks on harder difficulties to help them on their way.

So trailer tomorrow or thursday?

>>157178713
Vampire Counts armies do not follow the same morale penalties to losing combat

instead of breaking they crumble (take low constant damage) and instead of shattering they just instantly die

>>157178713
That's how fighting VC works. Kill their Lords and watch their units start to crumble due to no morale.

>>157178713
The entire army is binded to the lord which means that any undead army is a joke since the AI likes to charge their lords headfirst into your lines.

>Lords dying causes crumbling
>Lords themselves can crumble anyways
Sounds dumb, not consistent with the logic of the setting or particularly interesting for the roster. Vampires and necromancers should have normal morale where they flee and regroup.

>>157179156
>muh lore

autism

>>157179156
>Vlad or Manny that doesn't crumble
Yes pls. I wanna kill 2k troops with my LLs.

Anyone here run campaigns on the side factions using the faction unlocker mod?

>>157179156

Lords dying causes leadership loss which causes crumbling.

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Hunnic holocaust, best day of my life.
Attila kicked the bucket in 421 AD but his doomstacks haunted me for another 6 years.

>>157179607
Please don't joke about the holocaust.

>>157178920
Tomorrow or on thursday

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Just finished culturally enriching Britain

>>157179669
Last warning bud

>>157179669
Low quality bait.

>>157179669
See >>157178843

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>yfw these DLC teasers are all an elaborate ruse and they release Ogre Kingdoms next

are cannons decent at breaking down doors in TWW?

>>157180094
Good work anon.

So is Eye for an eye possible? Moment I start actually doing beastmen shit I have 4 lords hounding my ass and it becomes a benny hill chase until my just started out warherd dies and I get a game over.

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>>157180372
Enjoy waiting until after Chaos Dwarfs have been released.

>>157180494
Git gud

>>157180401
Yes, but breaking the wall is easier, it's a bigger target and makes a larger hole. Hellstorms are probably the best at taking on walls and towers though.

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>>157180638
>Having to wait until after never

>>157180401
Lel, cannons get outranged and raped by Towers.
For each Tower you Need 2-3 Units.

>>157180494
>encamp
>enemies have no idea where you are
or
>beastpath
>move through stuff they can't
It's piss easy.

>>157180931
What are you even doing?! 2-3 units is enough for 2-3 towers + a wall section at least. After blasting the towers immediately you can sit back and shoot at you leisure.

>>157180887
>Still trying to push this meme.

>>157180264
Sorry, didn't realise that I'm in /pol/.

Oh wait, I'm in /twg/, which is in /vg/ so take your anti semitic retoric to your containment board.

>>>/pol/

>>157181246
oh buddy, youre a long way from reddit

>>157181246
Bait harder friend. You can't post here normally and then pretend not to understand chan-lingo.

>>157181103
Maybe they patched it, last time I played a single T1 Tower killed both my cannons on maxrange before they could kill it.

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>tfw we'll never get a TWWH mod that replaces the Empire with the Romani

>>157181246
Hey pal, you just blew in from reddit-town?

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>>157180094
well done northfriend

>>157181459
You had to be doing something wrong. Setting up so that only one tower can hit them should let you take them out way before they can do any serious damage. I did that at release. Only towers with explosives pose any serious threat. in any case, you should put a shielded unit in front to take the damage, since they're more disposable.

>>157181390
>>157181391
>>157181578
>if you're not a virulent anti semitic homophobe you must be from reddit!

Is this supposed to be some sort of insult? Reddit is one of the most popular sites on the Internet. Not that there aren't racists on Reddit.

>>157181915
>if you joke about gay holocaust you're a nazi
I cant even tell if this is shitty bait or you're really this new anymore. Maybe we should start telling racist jokes about adopted dead babies with gay pedophile parents to weed out the normies?

>>157180094
Is that the fucking Emirate I see in France?! Fix that shit immediately!

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>>157182251
Or we can ignore the faggot and just post total war

>>157182845
Literally nothing wrong with that

>>157183148
>nothing wrong
>with the Emirate in France

>>157183140
What are you talking about? I bet you even kiss girls you faggot.

>>157183148
It's way too early. History must progress properly.

>>157183297
But the emirate fought in tours,no?

>>157183297
You caught me, I am a prancing la la homo man and give ladies big wet kisses right on the lips

>>157183574
It's not supposed to reach the channel, and anyway it's supposed to lose and get beaten back, not hold territories in France.

>>157183707
*vomits*

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>>157183707

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>>157153861
Goblins!

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>>157183707

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It is now October. The sallow season deepens its hold on Athel Loren. It is a dark time, a time of mourning. As the spites and spirits of the forest grow slothful and recalcitrant, the enemies of the Asrai seek to defile the sacred glades. Gorposting is rampant. The Squig and the Squat looms, superfluous and subpar. Athel Loren is a realm under siege. The King of the Woods cannot be found; the kinbands are scattered and given over to dissolute indulgence, pursuing until the last comfort over exertion.

Yet it is comfort itself that is imperiled; Should the Asrai fade from the Old World the beauty of their existence, a recordless history of leisure and frivolity without equal, will disappear, leaving the clamoring, scrabbling bustle of the outside world without counterpoint or enlightening example. It is a dark time. But even in the deep gloom of autumn, a hope flickers. A whisper on the winds, melodious like the clinking of tea cups on saucers.

Wood Elves soon.

Is Age of Charlie worth it?

>>157184247
>in this picture we see young gnorsnosk, happily advancing the enemy, moments before his position is obliterated by carpet bombing gyrobombers

>>157185052
It's a good one.