/twg/ - Total War General

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first post for my waifu

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>>157076124
Rollan!

>>157076226
I have seen the end of /twg/...

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Where were you when Creative Assembly BTFO'd Elven fags?

Piece of shit DLC that no one asked for for the factions that no one but a few autists enjoy playing soon

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What if they delay wood elves because of all that beastmen negative feedback and actually going to provide a better and more quality dlc?

>>157076392
Kek
Its gonna be horde-fightiness-beastpath

3 months of development for recycled mechanics
And you better like it

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>people don't ask for beastmen
>ca release beastmen

>people ask for wood elves
>ca doesn't release beastmen

I'm getting real fucking sick of their shit

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>>157076231
I see your Saoirse and raise you Emily.

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>tfw I actually thought X Unit Size meant how big they are in battle once

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>>157076358
In /twg/ laughing at them with my trve vnderstanders

>>157076574
Truly beastmen are a meme and we are all part of it

>>157076358
It is surely a double ruse. I'm gonna come home from this shitty fucking innawoods tour with the retarded army to some glorious wood elf models.

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>>157076645

>black knights
>not blood knights

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>>157076639
No need to raise anything, they're both amazing actresses

Dwarf's and Gobbo are better then shitty Elven sluts....

Guys you can stop pretending that you like dorfs and greens anytime

>>157076939
>Pretending to like dorfs.
That's going in the book.

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>>157076798
Oh hey sure let me just use the units that weren't even in the game at the time. You bumbling assface.

campaigns completed
>empire
>chaos
>dwarf
campaigns I won't/don't want to complete
>orks
>vampries

>>157077070
Cool story bro

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Why do I love Vlad so much?
It's pretty simple when I think about it.
Vlad isn't just the best character in the Warhammer world, he might just be the greatest character of all time.
Just imaging him riding through the swamps of Sylvania, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him.
As he rides through the World's Edge Mountains, the Lahmians swoon at his very scent.
They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Marienburg under the the name of "Carstein Orgasm."
The very nature of Vlad is mystery.
Could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes?
The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit.
However, Vlad is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers.
Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Vlad is not one that is easily penetrated.
Vlad is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world.
Vlad is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty.
Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes.
His eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Vlad. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt.
Vlad is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the Warhammer world together.
Without Vlad, the entire Warhammer world, the entire Games Workshop as we know it crumbles.
The Reik would stop flowing without Vlad, Athel Loren would become a desolate crater, and Norsca would melt without his frosty gaze.
These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Vlad so much.

>>157077070
Cant blame you
Orc campaign is a dwarf mirror campaign but with shitty units instead of solid ones

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>mfw NEET elves not coming tomorrow
>or next week
>or next month

>>157077130
>keeping screenshots that long ago

for what purpose

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These greedy fucks are really bad Christians. They converted because I was such an awesome trading partner, and then they demanded money when I offered the only Christian bride in Japan for an alliance. Then they broke the alliance so I had to give them another 16k so they wouldn't attack me when I triggered RD.

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

>>157076939
>demolition charges
>trollhammer torpedoes
>organ gun
>gyro bombs
If you need to pretend to like all that - you're a gigantic faggot.

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>>157077303
I dunno. Fun? Stop being autistic anon.

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>>157077289

Does anyone actually use any of the damaging spells?

Just recently came back and started to watch a few matches and nobody seems to use any spells except for buffs.

Is magic still that bad?

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>>157077346
At least the Shogunate is fucked; their alliance have 9 provinces while mine has 55 until Oda decides to become the final boss.

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IF OUR LORD IS T'BECOME KING Goblin President vows to slash WElf-Welfare

>>157077421
Their units are fine
Their campaign is an easy borefest with a benny hill tune playing in the background.
And since no one buys TW just for the multiplayer, this makes them bad

>>157077421
Ahh yes, the ''kill your own units'' starter park

>>157077473
Only a handful of damage spells are good

The fireball, that wind cone from the damsel lore, devolve and some more, but yeah mages are essentially buff dispensers

>>157077790
>devolve
not anymore

>>157077927
Well shit
Wasnt the fate of bjurna good too?

>>157077790
>that wind cone from the damsel lore

really?

>>157077982
Was is the keyword

both got nerfed hard

>>157078020
Yeah, in one of turin's match he got annally devastated by a lone damsel casting that, must have killed 100 in one spell, altho conditions were all perfect for that effectiveness

>>157078020

Pretty much like >>157078172 said if you use it at the right time it can do a lot of damage.

Turin got caught with his troops in blob.

>>157077696
Why would any of that kill my own units?

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>That "Wood elves soon" faggot will have to make a november version of his autistic copypasta.
>Probably a december version too.

XDDD LMAO LE NO NEET ELF I BETTER HAVE ANOTHER SHIT UNIT PACK INSTED OF NEW UNIQUE RACE XDDDD

Fucking retards

>>157078625
>t. Butthurt elgi

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>another shitty unit pack

FUCK YOUR GAY ELVES

I GET SQUIGS AND RANGERS

ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD.

I hope the DLC sells like shit and CA goes bankrupt

>>157078976

REV UP YOUR GOBLIN ONLY ARMY FRIENDS


WEZ BETTA THAN DEM

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G O B L I N S

>>157079278
Shove those goblins in your great grandmother ass you dlc hogging cunt

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>>157079278
Goblins...

Why is everyone so mad? No news again?

>>157079552
>And for everyone else, who may be feeling a little green, don't worry if you've come up short - the week isn't quite over yet...

Gonna be stunite goblin fest

>>157079552
Elves got cucked for dlc by glorious green goblins

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>>157079552

>>157079724
Stop the memes literally not conform shit
It still may be Woods

>>157079552
Because the worst factions got dlc

"And for everyone else, who may be feeling a little green, don't worry if you've come up short - the week isn't quite over yet..."

What did they mean by this?

>>157079949
They mean that I fucked your mom on your lawn

>>157079843
>worst factions.
Funny how Squig and Squat never provoked this reaction until the Wood Elves got cucked. Really makes you think.

>>157080130
Its all about what has been lost

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>>157079552

>>157079830
>Feeling a little green
>Come up short

Come on, nigga, it's so obviously Greenskins and Dwarfs that you have to be retarded to think otherwise.

>>157080130
Because everyone thought that CA would be sensible amd release a new faction instead of two packs in a row>>157080323
Why I read th

>>157080130
I WANTED MY WAIFUS
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY AS DWARFS OR GREENSKINS

Why I read that tweet in joey's voice?

And why that makes me even more mad?

She probably wrote it but still >>157080130

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>>157080262
Nothing of value was lost
Get memed on elf cuck

>>157080323
>>157079724
>>157079720
>>157079698
>>157079698
>>157080341
The tweet is talking about mini giveaways, not DLC. Everyone is freaking out because they're either elf-fags, squig-fags, or just want to troll.

I'm glad that there's a good chance that Dwarves are getting touched on before Wood Elves come in. Dwarves already have issues with skirmisher cav and normal cav, I'd hate to see how bad it gets with another faction with (possible) flying skirmishers.
Who am I kidding, Dwarfs are still going to get destroyed.

you will get bored in like a day again and start shitposting about some other dlc

probably needs a full year before the game is not shit

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It was all just a ruse manlets and greenshits going to be BTFU when Wood Elves Master race announced tomorrow

>>157080262
feeling green?

Why I read that tweet in joey's voice?

And why that makes me even more mad?

She probably wrote it but still >>157080130

I DONT WANT TO PLAY AS DWARFS

>>157080652
This, the game desperately needs more content, 3 units per faction is not mearly enough, factions would fill a very big void

What if it's both wood elves and a legendary lord dlc?

>>157080564
Shut the fuck up Grace. We have been craving some words from CA for almost a month. Now we got something so let us rage about it for a while.

>>157080564
>The tweet is talking about mini giveaways, not DLC.

Nope.

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>>157080701
>I-it's just a r-ruse guys...
I am afraid that you are the one who has boarded the ruse cruise friend.

>>157079830
The FreeLC schedule says otherwise.

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Grave will bring peace to this thread

>>157078591
>>157078591
I'm so glad this faggot is getting absolutely blown the fuck out by the new dlc news. Everytime he posts my blood boils and roils with the force and fury of one thousand hot suns. Knowing that he will have to taste defeat at the hands of stuny shits and gobbo fucks is like the sweet saccharine ambrosia of the gods.
tl;dr - get fucked faggit

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there's going to be something else green in ca headquarters tomorrow if it's not elves

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>>157081024
Literally green with envy.

I'm not saying that we won't get Wood Elf or lords pack news tomorrow, but it seems pretty damn clear that these tweets aren't talking about DLC.

>>157081304
Goblins?

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>>157081343
frogs

>>157081541
G O B B O S

>>157081174
>Grave will bring peace to this thread
>Grave
true

Guys what if it's PONTUS

>It's literally nobody cares units for nobody cares faction

>>157082064
It's actually pretty fun to play as Pontus.

>>157081317
>it seems pretty damn clear that these tweets aren't talking about DLC.

No.

The first tweet is about a guy winning a mini, the next one are them telling everyone else to stay tuned for news.

Assuming that the second tweet is also about minis is a logical fallacy and you know it.

>>157081317
Are you braindead or something?

>>157082271
they would fucking annihilate Archaon:
>elephants
>cataphracts
>greek phalanx

>>157082220
>elffag this mad

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>>157082707

Show of beards, who's hype for angry midgets/G O B L I N S?

>>157082959
yeah, I can't wait for my chance to win a Goblin mini off their twitter competition :^)

>>157082939
You know if you shot this without the UI it would actually look like a really badass picture of Archaon.

But the fact that I know he's running away really diminishes that effect.

>>157083094
>Still trying to push this meme.

Keep up that denial.

>>157083262
>Badass
>Literally running away from a fat undead asshole
>Surrounded by an undead army.

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Chaos is the best looking army in the game desu

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Do you think Manfred organises Parades and forces the zombies to watch?

>>157083992
They are. There infantry is so fucking OP too. It just there too expensive.

Chaos is decent right now. Chaos Warrirors and Beastmen represent the dark gods. Soon brothers, the daemons will be upon us!

>>157084179
He's an autistic fuck so probably

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>>157084267

Watch me, worms

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New DLC unit for the Dwarfs: "The Stuntiest"

>>157084426
>"I heard that, manling. That's going in the book."

>>157084259
Would giving them infinite stamina fix them, or would they still need a cost reduction? In the lore Chaos Warriors do not need to eat or sleep or even so much as rest, it's how they're able to be such a threat when the Empire is packing a ton of powerful ordnance.

>>157079470
;_;7

>Start a comfy Empire campaign
>Off to a great start, gettting a couple of early confederations, including Boris, so he eternally gets the title Emperor's Eye
>Doing a battle
>Suddenly realize I'm only playing on large unit size
While I gather myself for restarting, could you tell me that one mod you'd never play a campaign without?

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>>157084382
Do you need help getting it off the shelf?

>>157084894
I cant play without better AI recruitment

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If you look closely, you can just about make out Archaon in the center of the empire blob

>Play Beastmen
>Encounter another beastmen tribe while using beast paths
>They refuse my initial confederacy
>Declare war and clobber them
>Give them a choice of peace or confederation
>Get the negative bestial rage modifier
I don't understand how they fuck you're supposed to make confederations, this fucker is the only other beastmen I've found in the game

>your mug when new green skin units

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>>157085857

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>>157085857

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>>157085857

>>157085857
There better be a lord with a skill tree that makes goblins better in combat. I've always wanted an all-gobbo army but it just isn't viable at all.

>>157084179
Nice screenshot. Also yeah manny is a turbo autist so he would

>>157086052
Depending on what hero the greenskins get, they might get something like an Orc Boss hero that specifically helps them with their morale problems

>>157086257
Well Wurrzag is a caster hero. If we ever get Skarsnik - he's the best candidate to have goblin-buffing perks.

>>157086559
Wurrzag is FDLC. Skarsnik is (probably) part of the LL pack.

Unless they make the Greenskin LL some literal who like they did with Ghorst.

>>157083992
big chaos fan but didn't like the warriors they settled on. There is too little difference between chosen and warriors. Warriors MUST have the classic 'pirate' boots whereas the plated greaves/sollerets should have been chosen only. Also the weapons don't need to be glowing red and it makes them look too inhuman.

What are the must have mods for Attila? So far I only downloaded 12 turns/year. Don't Radious meme me.

>>157086559
I'm guessing Skarsnik will have squig and goblin buffs if he has any at all

DLC will be:

Skarsnik with gobbla mount
Orc shaman lord
Squig Riders
Mangler squigs
Snotling Wagon

Dwarf rune guy legendary lord with anvil of doom
Runelord
Rangers
Bolt Thrower

>>157086826
My only real complaint is that warriors should probably have some helmets and maybe a few different armour pieces here and there

>>157086981
The uninstall.exe mod.

>>157087268
Dwarfies and Orcs would be pretty much complete in that case, minus special characters.

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how viable is it to run a goblin-only army? is it viable at all?

What if NEET elf autist commits self-immolation outside Creative Assembly headquarters.

>Play Atilla for the first time
>Pick Saxons
>Have no idea what I'm doing

Send help

>>157089027
it's viable considering MPers have beaten EM/VC armies with all goblin armies (+ monsters).

>>157090130
Saxons probably not the best choise for first time
But just move to britania

I will not obey!

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Who wants a Five Nights at Feddy's Total War? It would have such epic lore, and dark story telling am I right?

>>157092517
By sigmar NO!

>>157092517
I think NOT!

>>157092517
MORTAL FOOOOL!

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>>157092517

Just found out about the news
You guys are alright
Dont show up at creative assembly tomorrow

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>>157092517

>>157092517
DO NOT MOCK ME

>>157092517
Dis STINKS

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>>157092627
>>157092802
>>157093216
>>157093268
Me and the Foxy Empire have launched an invasion against the super heavy infantry of the Freddy Fazber Confederation. Thousands of infantry units line up and face the enemy. They are backed by dozen of purple guy super heavy infantry and thousands of Mike's riding pizza's boxes. It was going to be a tough fight, as they march forward to each other in battle! With a cry, the words "tomorrow is another day" pops up, and the masses of robotics charge forward!

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>>157092517

>>157095427
>>157092517
MODS! The faggots got out of their containment thread again!

>>157092517
ARE YOU A GOD?

desu I always thought a Legacy of Kain Total War would be cool in the Shogun 2 style. Factions are very similar barring special units, huge focus on depth versus breadth, lots of style; spooky deserts and swamps with Islamic castles, heroic combat plus aerial and monstrous units; creepy, droning industrial music. Rebels would be post-apocalyptic steampunkish humans.

>tfw really want to slaughter muzzies scums with my vikings
Getting to them is too much of a slog, also Age of Charlemagne campaign is pretty dull.

This is what you get for not releasing Wood Elves.

Now fuck you all, burn this general to the ground

Maybe if you pray to your stunties/squigs god enough they will come to offer you some unwanted dlc to buy

You guys don't get it

I don't want to play as greenskins.
Like at all.

>>157096493
You sound mad knife ear loving faggot

>>157096683

Suck my cock good goy
Maybe I can wrap it up as dlc for you to buy you little bitch

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>>157096752
Stay mad elf cuck

>>157096870

>being the cancer that supports CA dlc practices

Die faggot

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>>157096952
Keep raging. Maybe if you show me up it will make your elves become reality instead of a distant dream

>>157097145

fuck you

Night goblins (spears) WHEN???

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Tomb Kings when?

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It is now October. The sallow season deepens its hold on Athel Loren. It is a dark time, a time of mourning. As the spites and spirits of the forest grow slothful and recalcitrant, the enemies of the Asrai seek to defile the sacred glades. Gorposting is rampant. The Squig and the Squat looms, superfluous and subpar. Athel Loren is a realm under siege. The King of the Woods cannot be found; the kinbands are scattered and given over to dissolute indulgence, pursuing until the last comfort over exertion.

Yet it is comfort itself that is imperiled; Should the Asrai fade from the Old World the beauty of their existence, a recordless history of leisure and frivolity without equal, will disappear, leaving the clamoring, scrabbling bustle of the outside world without counterpoint or enlightening example. It is a dark time. But even in the deep gloom of autumn, a hope flickers. A whisper on the winds, melodious like the clinking of tea cups on saucers.

Wood Elves soon.

I'm astounded by the salt elf's have produced. Praise be to CA

VR integration... WHEN?

>opening cinematic will only include first 4 factions

LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE

>>157098913

Based anon
Never leave

>>157097674
(Black) Night Goblins when?

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I just watched a documentary about pompei and goddamit, those roman houses were comfy as fuck.

If I was a dirty barbarian I would become a slave just so I could live in these comfy houses

>>157087268
>not also adding doomseeker slayer units and shieldbearers mount to the dwarf list
also I'll be pissed if I can't take an anvil of doom on more than just the LL.

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Where the fuck is the Wood Elf DLC?

No news since Sep 1. Come on already.

>>157100117
but he will once never ever elves drop

>>157103565

But anon, the more time they take to release the better.

Better Horde mechanic
Better Fightiness mechanic
Better Beastpath mechanic

We just have to be patient

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https://twitter.com/totalwar/status/785465195573444608

>post yfw announcement won't be wood elves

>tfw G O B L I N S and DAWI cucked the elves 5ever

Knife-Ears on suicide watch!

>>157087268

What does the anvil of doom do?

There's something brutal about Dwarfs dragging a massive fucking anvil along to battle.

>>157103565
Anon, there's news, but...

>>157104079

well they ain't getting my money

no one likes the greenskins aside form LARPing neckbeards

>>157104079
>>157104183

Im tracking your IP right now

>>157104367

good luck, im behind 7 mustard gas

>>157104356

this
i will just spend my money elsewhere, I hope this DLC is a fucking flop ,this way maybe they will learn to have their priorities straight

>>157104485
>>157104356

>t.buttmad anime display pic steam users

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>>157104485
>You will never be as mad as a knife-ear who's DLC got pushed back from the assumed date.

>>157104367
i'll just make it easy for you
it's 123.456.7.8

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>>157104485
Still at it kid?

There is nothing more satisfying than crushing Beastmen as a brave man of the Empire.

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>>157104079

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>>157104079

>>157092517

THIS ACTION DOES NOT HAVE MY CONSENT!

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>>157106710

>>157083668
It looks like he's fighting and gonna kill them all

>>157104620
Recruitable Graham WHEN
>massive armour
>huge mass
>sick defense against charge bonus

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>>157104079

>>157076302
please for the love of god don't be vampire counts.

>>157076302
check em and CHAOS

Salve!

>implying they could even afford to make a whole new race so soon

they are practically broke from how many charlemagnes it took to make a cygor

>>157112110
What did he mean by this?

>it'll be another 40 days after the greenskin DLC before any actual content

Here began the fall of /twg/...

/twg/ was already on life support from the lack of news, it's going to be even bleaker when the dust settles and everyone realizes that as funny as laughing at elfposting is nobody actually wanted dwarf rangers as their new DLC

I love watching the twitter, and how they're trying to subtly damage control the fact that everyone is hyping up wood elves, when this is likely just going to be the Greenskin LL pack.

>>157113520
they had so many opportunities to do something about managing expectations, its like they only realized at the last moment they should make it clear that the hordes of people talking on their official forums, facebook and twitter aren't going to get what they've been wanting for the better part of two months

>>157076302
Suuuuuuuuuuure

>>157113456
I'm reinstalling Shogun 2 for my dose of elf combat

>>157113520
It's going to be great seeing people go nuclear about it.

At the same time it is their fault for not saying anything especially after all the leaks.

What's the best /twg/ meme?

>>157115001
/twg/ itself

>>157115297
Ahhh.... /twg/,the eternal general

>>157115297
See>>157079278

>>157116265
Meant>>157115001

>>157098913
I'm so glad this faggot is getting absolutely blown the fuck out by the new dlc news. Everytime he posts my blood boils and roils with the force and fury of one thousand hot suns. Knowing that he will have to taste defeat at the hands of stuny shits and gobbo fucks is like the sweet saccharine ambrosia of the gods.
tl;dr - get fucked faggit

>>157116508
Why is this general so prone to copypastas but no tripfaggotry?

>>157076302
rollan like a bolder

>>157116849
SHHHHH! Don't jinx it!!!!

>>157116931
What?

>>157116849
Why is there so little erotic content?
Where are the nude mods?

Does this action have your consent?

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Closet battle I'd had in a long time. Well, with their armies broken it shouldn't take much to stamp the rest of these vermin out.

>>157106980
BY THE COMET

>>157118768
Needs more artillery senpai

I want to play a horde allied with the Empire. Dogs of War dlc when?

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Just remembered all the elf posters got btfo hahahahahahahahahaahahahhahhaahaahahhaahhahahahahaa
>FEELS GOOD

>>157121124
me in a bit

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>11(ELEVEN) days since the 30th
>AE STILL NOT RELEASED

what are the chances we see a dwarf thunderbarge zepplin in the DLC?

>>157116849
Someone came on a picture of a tripfag ages ago. Never had one since.

>>157121856

That would probably bankrupt CA, so no chance.

>>157121856

Are you insane?

That would cost at LEAST 3.2 Charlemagnes

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>>157121449
>history

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>>157122289

>>157117364

Yeah! Where's my Rule 34 at? Huh?

You know what? Fuck this shit.
I'm heading to /simg/ for some hot Flanker-on-Eagle action.

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>>157118768
>Random necromancer casually strolls into your territory and raises a full high tier stack from raise dead, then attacks you again

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>Mfw today is the day

who would make the better mommy grace or joey?
I cant decide which one i want to be my mommy the most

What if it's anything other than greenskins/dwarf legendary lords or wood elves?

If dubs confirmed the DLC is called the Dumb and the Dawi

>>157124007
Nice dubs nerd

>>157121873
Holy shit, full story?

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>>157123407

>>157124603
Chesire a 2nd best

>>157124630
Manticore a best, that or fluffy tails.

>>157124007
lmaoing @ you're life hombre
now observe my doubles, and respect that the DLC will be called The Low and The Slow

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>>157124707
Wrong

Why did AE pretend the 30th was a realistic release date? The campaign preview from just before then showed absolutely nothing was finished on the map beyond faction borders.

>>157124561
Some dude from /gsg/ came on a picture of somebody from their raiding steamgroup thinking it was hilarious then he went here and came on a picture of a tripfag so he went anonymous.

>>157124815
A true madman.

>>157125149
I like what I like.

>>157124843
that preview was from a battles only build

>>157085092
Holy shit, this really improves the campaign

Thanks man

>>157085092
>It updated
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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>Tfw you spend all your money on fancy armor and can no longer afford a decent weapon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyyyGMP4zRs

How am I supposed to be using flagellants?

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>>157125586
11(ELEVEN) DAYS

>>157125692
take a look a turins videos he does a good job with them

>>157125692
Unbreakable meatshields

>>157124815
WORST MEIDO GET OUT REEEEEEEE

>>157125804
Suck my dick
choke on it

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>>157104356
>>157104485

you'll buy it anyway lol CA got you cuckboys on a leash

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Hunnic bully not so tough after getting a spear in the back

>>157125561
Aint nothing wrong wit ha good old club

>tfw ai consistently triple army stack my navy.

Why is it possible for transport ships to attack anyone again?

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>tfw no elf loving gf
https://twitter.com/Soiteresa/status/785468313816236032

>>157126847

>You can only work on one thing at a time

Stupid knife ear

>>157127087
you're giving ca way to much credit

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Are we having a double DLC release? Another early update.

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Fucking lol.
pic related

Any mods out there that weak public order in Attila? Playing for any length of time is just too frustrating.

>>157127936
How about you stop being a little bitch and learn how to play the game?

>>157125692
Get them into losing fights with strong enemy so they activate their "We're Losing, Good!" buff

>>157126847
cute!

>>157127936
There are lots of cheat mods, I'm sure there are ones that remove mechanics if it's too much for you.

>>157127936
You can easily keep public order up even with -8 legendary difficulty penalty as any faction

>>157127365
LL pack + the White Dwarf? Surprise WE not discounted tho.

>>157128097
I'm not having any fun so fuck working around this broken mechanic.

>>157125692
I found that buffed flagellants are really really good units and pursuers, they are damage dealers but also resilient so you can either use them as a hammer that will never rout or meatshield

>>157104319
It's a stationary warmachine which you can mount Runelords on.

Allows them to cast a couple of bound spells, while also boosting their anti-magic skills.

So uh, you guys going to post anything other than warhammer?

>>157128947
No.

Are you?

>>157128593
It's intentional. Ever heard of the bagaudae?

>>157128998
No.

>>157129102
Good

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SOON
O
O
N

>>157128593
Well, just turn on easy difficulty then if the game is too hard for you

>>157129186
Can't fucking wait but how will CA implement them? They are supposed to spread and become agressive neutral if they lose the goblins

Same with squig hoppers, they are not regular cavalry.

>>157129186
>tfw there will be no handlers
>tfw no chance of units in a TW game going out of control

Still, the models and animations are going to be great, I'm sure.

Feeling green? Feeling short?

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>>157126485
Well that was disappointing. Guy got his shit kicked in in 6 turns and 3 battles.

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>>157129362
I hope they rework or do something with the most shitty gimmick in Warhammer total war,

That's it, these fuckers

>>157129276
>>157129362
They might make them similar to fanatics, only on a large scale.

Could you imagine how hilarious it would be if they added Mangler Squigs?

>>157129414

At least its a change from Grim/Grave

>>157127619
Is that the motherfucking Rome 1 map in a frame?
Holy shit. I have that on my wall.

>>157129186
Whats so cool about these things?
I hear people praise them all the time. They just look like the aliens from that movie series Critters.

>>157130048
because they are random and destructive, their gimmick is once they lose the goblins they spread and attack whatever they find in their way, friend or foes.


Also Squig hoppers Speed is random.

also Early piercing units against dwarfs is something needed asap

>>157130048
They're an iconic WHFB unit.

Also they're a big ball of FUN randomness, and they give the O&G some much-needed armour piercing units.

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He's going to be sold solo isn't he? I don't see how else they will do it. Unless he's a special unlock somehow.
That would bring the LL count for Dwarf and Greenskin to 4 each then.

They are referring to White Dwarf for those that don't know.

This... is... not... FAIR!

>>157130193
>>157130247
So essentially they are balls of death with lots of sharp teeth?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sItAt25NiY4

Sounds cool. How mad will you be if they don't include them?

>>157130193
>because they are random and destructive, their gimmick is once they lose the goblins they spread and attack whatever they find in their way, friend or foes.
>Also Squig hoppers Speed is random.

Yeah, but as it's been said, these things aren't going to make it in because Total War is not a fun-oriented series and cause they want that multiplayer scene for TWW which is especially anti-fun.

>>157129186
At last my dreams of a Goblin ONLY faction will be reality.

I'm never recruting an Orc unit,lord or hero when Skarsnik comes.

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>>157129186

>>157130281
He's in the pack
However, you get a different version of him with White Dwarf magazine
Like Goku vs SSJ Goku

>>157130435
Fun is the lowest form of entertainment. It's the same as switching your brain off. I'd much rather have a well designed, mechanically sound game, thank you very much.

>>157130649
There's a lower form of entertainment; watching other people have fun.
>twitch
>let's plays
>porn

>>157130394
I wouldn't just be mad, I'd also be really surprised.

They're pretty much the only thing O&G still lack, other than snotlings and different troll variations.

>>157130708
I would never understand why people do that. They're probably cuckolds at heart.

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>>157130649
>mechanically sound game

I'm pretty sure squigs are going to be doggos with armor piercing and the beastmen charge bonus for high morale stuff

>>157130869
Any more brilliant features that everyone and their mother could have deduced mr slowpoke?

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>>157130708
>Not watching people stream a game while you play the same game on another monitor

>>157130915
that's just sad

>>157130906

they will be slightly faster than skirmisher cav, but not enough to be a complete counter :^)

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>>157130915

>>157131030
Well this one is different
Wait, no its not, doggos are already like this

Truly a great contribution

>>157131069
and a poison attack version

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>>157131005
Pray tell what's so sad about it?

>>157131158
Amazing, I will tell Grace to give you a blowjob

WAIT!
does that mean, TODAY IS THE DAY FOR REAL?!

>>157128593
How is it broken?

>>157131239
No
No one wanted more units or said units will help solve the game content problem so today is not the day

I remember a goblin summoning a Squig in the Warhammer Online trailer, don't know if it's canon or not though.
I really hope Skarsnik or the goblin shamans can have a Gobbla summon just like the manticore.

>>157129609
Good for you. For me I usually kill him once and then chase him around the desolated map while his infinite doomstacks harass my settlements for 30 turns until I say fuck it and quit.

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>>157131397
I guess i got a little lucky then. He just waltzed into my lands without any support and started raiding when we weren't at war yet. Killed him then and there twice since some of his army survived the first battle. Then he just came back begging for more and started raiding one of my border provinces again without any support from his other armies.

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>>157131239
No because instead of unique, qt, NEET elfs we get an unwanted unit pack for the two boringest factions which no one likes to play!

Yes, today is the day.

>>157131897
This
I think im gonna spend my money elsewhere and I hope everyone here does the same
We need this DLC to flop hard so we can send the right message to CA "those two campaigns are shit and dont bother with them until they have more enemies around"

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>>157131317
Speak for yourself knife eared faggot. I for one welcome our new squig overlords

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>>157132070
>Mfw the buttblasting is real

>>157132071
Let me describe yo you how this will go
>"hurr squigs hehehe nice"
>play for 2 hours
>"man this campaign is boring as shit, why did I buy this shit?"

>"whelp time to go back to /twg/ and post about the next dlc"

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>>157132206
>"hurr wood elfs hehehe nice"
>play for 2 hours
>"man this campaign is boring as shit, why did I buy this shit?"

>"whelp time to go back to /twg/ and post about the next dlc"

>>157132281
Nice attempt, alas you shitpost like a 5 year old, we already know the dwarf and greenskins campaign is shit, while we dont know whether the wood elf campaign would be shit or not

Think before you reply one of my posts or my posts posts ever again

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>>157132409

>while we dont know whether the wood elf campaign would be shit or not

>>157132409
>we already know the dwarf and greenskins campaign is shit

Speak for yourself, faggot.

>>157132441
Like I said, a 5 year old
You should learn with Austrália, your stuff is too weak

>>157132534
>enjoying the map painting and benny hilling simulator that is the dwarf/greenskins campaign

I cant even fathom your shit taste

How are you supposed to play a migrating faction? Rome just fuck me up

>>157132616

>Implying the Wood Elves campaign won't be a beastpath shitfest full of benny hilling beastmen armies