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Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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purge gamers edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://blog.dota2.com/2016/10/the-fall-2016-battle-pass/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
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This is the face of /d2g/
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>>157112204
why would you make a new one before bump limit anon?
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>two party retards random
>one gets techies
>refuses to mine our base
>I am solo safelane getting dove at 3 min but never die
>lose all towers because we have a jungle doom and jungle techies
>they have drow venge push meme
>lose game
>they blame me

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WHAT CAN I DO

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO

WHAT CAN I EVEN DO

SOLO QUEUE WHEN?
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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
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>>157112367
>mfw I google the nickname to find this profile and the first result is

I am a Pokefur, with a massive interest in transformation. I love meeting new people and love playing games with others so please invite me if you want to play together on games like Teamfortress 2 or Minecraft. I do play other games but not nearly as often, but feel free to ask, just make sure I have the game if you do. It is worth noting that I do get a bit competative when playing video games, but that's not my normal state.

I used to RP a lot, but life has gotten in the way so I’ve put that all on hold. You’re welcome to try to re-introduce me to it but if I say no because I’m busy please accept that and understand that it’s nothing personal I just have a lot of stuff on my plate.

I will say that I don’t really like when people remove me without notice, I know I don’t always talk to everyone as often as I should but life takes precedent as much as I wish I could just chat whenever I wanted.


If that all doesn't scare you off feel free to add me c:


About Me:
Alias: Reshy
Age: 23
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Panromantic/Pansexual
Fursona/Pokesona: A feral Quadruped Reshiram.

Interests: Transformation/Shapeshifting, Pokemon, Furries, Dragons, Werewolves/Werebeasts, Gaming, Reading, Writing, Chatting, D&D 3.5.

what's wrong with people calling themselves reshy?
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>"One time I walked into Puppeys room unannounced and he had PLD naked with a pair of fake dog ears and tail on, crying and crawling around the room while Puppey berated him. "You don't want to do what I say when you play, you can do what I say all the time dog!" he would yell and whelp PLD. There was broken glass on the floor, and pies' hands and knees were bloody. I made it out of the room just after Puppey kicked PLD into the cage, I managed to snap a quick photo though. I heard him barking in there all night"

Puppey sounds like a complete sociopath
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"When you're famous, they let you do it, you can do anything, Grab em by the pussy"
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>>157112525

>fursona/pokesona: a feral quadraped reshiram

Anon I..
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puppey did nothing wrong
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>>157112367
>the face of /d2g/
>I mostly play Dota 2
???
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>>157112413
Never, Valve relies on matching these clowns with people to keep matchmaking faster.
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leaked footage after the sheever incident during the mafia lan , mods pls don't ban the world needs to know
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envy good guy
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What if 6 aetherlens on skywrath mage
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>almost 2017
>no hero that cheats at everything
Umm dotruds?
https://vimeo.com/186346227
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Shameless reposting.
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what if echo saber stacks?
6 echo sabre slark = 12 stolen stat
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>forgot to post this in the last thread

Anyway, goodnight NA bros.

Keep NA strong.
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PUPPEY DID NOTHING WRONG!!
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envy actually has no fuckin chill
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> It turns out that in esports it’s standard for the best orgs to own the rights to the players they contract. There's so little transparency, if any, between the players and the organization. Players are often never consulted on what brands they will be promoting. They're never included in decision making.

>This is why we're launching OG.

IT WAS IN OUR FACES THIS WHOLE TIME

THE ENTIRE REASON FOR CREATING OG

WAS BECAUSE OF PUPPEY AND KEMAL'S SHIT

HOW DID WE MISS THIS + JEWNOSE'S GF'S TWITTER BLOG ABOUT SECRET WITHHOLDING PAYMENTS
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>>157113935
DELET THIS
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holy kek
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>>157114043
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weeb is pretty based today
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>>157114031
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>>157113286
Into the black seas of infinity.
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>>157114284
Where's the penis?
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>>157114284
juicy
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I finally found a way to get my girlfriend into Dota. I had wanted her to join me in playing dota for a long time now, but she's a LoL player and the transition just seemed like a lot of work and information overload to try and get her to play the game. I was playing and messing with some of my cosmetics and she saw and was like "oh my god, you can mix and match parts from different skins?" and i'm just thinking well... yeah of course you can..? She then asks me how much the skins are and I showed her the community market. hundreds of skins for 3 cents... Well she downloaded the game, put 10 bucks into it, and promptly spent like 4 hours shopping and playing Dressup Of The Ancients.
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>>157114423
Lerro heddit.
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>>157114423
hola reddito
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did someone say SECRETS?
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What should I have done to maximize farm early game despite the useless exp sapping non stacking non pulling lion?
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>>157114654
Do you think Envy is going to pocket 10% of the money for himself?
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>>157114654
Wait is he streaming shirtless? Does he not know that you're not allowed to do that after Waga abused it? I hope you guys report him

And why the hell does so many streamers actually stream shirtless?
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>Peruvian 3k picks carry
>I support him
>we win the lane
>I make sure he gets farm first, then space
>go help the other lanes
>Peruvian 3k carry fucks up
>other team memebacks
>Peruvian 3k piece of shit gives up
>I report him for being an angsty 14 years old Peruvian 3k piece of shit
>we lose

This blog represents like 80% of my loses.
Is that all there is to it? What am I doing wrong?
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>>157114816
t. delusional little faggot
they eased up
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>>157114719
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>the world is about to end and you are still playing defense of my virginity 2
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>>157114284
>>157114345
>>157113935
>>157114719
>>157114917
who are these lewd sluts?
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>>157114951
it's a secret
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>>157114910
Wait am I a faggot because I don't want to see men streaming topless?
We should all do the community a favor and report him for streaming topless so we won't get more faggots like you.
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>>157115050
>he gets bothered by shirtless men
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>>157114772
Pull and stack the big camp by yourself. Super easy 80+ cs at 10 as an ember.
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>>157112525
Would erp with anyway desu
I haven't figured out what pokemon I want to be yet I just want to fuck pokemon
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>>157115050
holy shit you insecure nu-male
men go topless because there's no sexual association
it's anti-gay if anything
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>>157114903
playing support
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>>157115131
Yes?
Homosexuality is a mental disease that should not be encouraged, there's a reason Twitch bans people that streams topless you know.
If you want to watch topless men just join your local pride group.
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>>157113414
It wouldnt give 2 attacks you silly baka

Each saber would give 1 additional attack so it would be 7
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>Homosexuality is a mental disease that should not be encouraged
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>>157115050
I guess you close your eyes when you take a shower or look yourself in the mirror.
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>>157115050
Are you purposely posting like a closeted homosexual? Because that was an amazing example of how a man so insecure of his own sexuality would react to a simply scenario like a shirtless stream.
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>>157115328
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>>157105679
More wyvern in cute panties please
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>Envy is a Cruschfag
Fucking BASED.
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>>157115424
>>157115369
>>157115398

Then please explain why Twitch bans people that stream topless if "there's nothing wrong with it"?
We're also talking about Twitch here that usually panders to SJW and LGBT community...and even they think it's wrong to stream topless.
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>>157115328
lel I agree but you're very wrong about the reason
Twitch banned it because it's "unfair" to camwhores
they've since retracted this retardation
this doesn't encourage fags unless you pretend it does, hide his cam if it triggers you
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Husbando posting time
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Just discovered erik wrights channel, what do you guys think of him?
I personally love his only way to play videos, some weird shit, but also some good shit
Hmm
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>>157114816
>abused it
what did he mean by this?
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I WANT TO CUDDLE A CARRY
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So I found this steel rod and I want to stick it up my dickhole but the ends are kinda sharp and I don't have any metal files.

How can I smooth/round this rod and should I build something on Void to accelerate farm?
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>D R A M A
What happened between Envy and EL PRESIDENTE?
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ITT: some fag is upset that men can be shirtless and women cant
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>>157115559
He literally was stripping on stream so faggots would donate more money to him.
He was just like a camwhore but for gay people.
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>>157115597
is Rubick even human?
guy always twitches and looks like an ayy lmao
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>>157115612
this is my favorit type of shitpost
thank you
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>>157115626
the Estonian Government got blown the fuck out
his legacy is ruined and envy's getting a huge boost off it all
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>>157115612
Shove it straight into your temple and it'll work like an angle grinder.
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>>157115504
>only 4 rampages

The fuck?

I am an unranked pub support shitter and I have more than that
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>>157115509
they don't anymore, retardo
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>>157115509
That policy was removed. The only way your stream gets taken down is if you're a womyn blatantly using titties for views.
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>>157115849
>>157115870
Then explain why Waga does not stream Shirtless anymore? He did only stream shirtless before that policy.
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>buy and place every ward that is in stock
>save private retard
>dont feed
>lose

if you play support you are just saying "i am content with winning 49% of games because dota 2 is a rigged coinflip"
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>>157115835
Smurf, you absolute genius
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>>157115906
>he watches waga

it all makes sense now guys
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>>157115662
He is a chicken

Aghanim was lonely/bored and wanted a son but didnt want to risk his wizard powers in laying with a woman so he just reverse hexed a chicken into a humanoid.

He moves his head exactly like a chicken.
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>>157115923
tell private retard what to do
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>1 million first bloods
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>>157116091
he was some ESL guy who won a battlecup so he thought he was hot shit

he wasnt even the problem

every other lane just fed
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>>157115930
who;s the qt
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>>157116148
my neighbor
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>>157116139
tell them what to do too
you have to be envy tier autistic on the mic or in chat to climb as support
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>>157115509
>Then please explain why Twitch bans people that stream topless if "there's nothing wrong with it"?

Because Americans complain about it. America has a very twisted and fucked up sense of morality.

You can literally show the most crude depictions of violence on TV, but you DARE to show a nipple and youll see...
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>>157115612
iron talon
if you really need it buy mjollnir
theres just better items to buy
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>>157115923
>Work my ass off as Jakiro
>Push most towers
>Gank like crazy

>6/1/11 with 19 kills total on our team by the 20 minute mark, all T1s down and bottom T2 down on Radiant Side

>Lose because 0-14 Omni was non-stop feeding their carry in the offlane while telling us he was perfectly fine

Sometimes you just fucking lose mate.
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>>157116148
Wouldn't you like to know

mini blogpost: I win every single game with players on mic and lose every single one with players who don't type/speak and this pattern persists almost permanently. Do i learn hard carry to defeat the noncommunicators
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>>157116405
what the fuck is that pic? a horse's hoof? It makes feel itchy
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>>157116405
I want to lick it
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>>157116495
>>157116531
I love it, i stared at it for like 10 minutes once

Now answer my question does hard carry let u win games with no communication
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>>157116495
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>>157116495
Well, it's a horse without it's hoof.
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>>157116405
wHO is it though?
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>>157116969
my neighbor
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>>157117047
tell her i say hi
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>>157116575
what the fuck is that
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>>157116656
I don't have Trypophobia, but nice try
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>>157117095
Newborn horses have some weird shit on their hoof so they don't hurt the mother.
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>>157116575
Is it weird I wanna lick that?
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>>157117095
Newborn foal

No one seems to be interested in helping
I'm a shitty 4k who play pos 3,4,5
best heroes oracle nyx centaur underlord etc
what hard carry do i learn to shut out the silent peruvian shitters

>>157117267
Not weird
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I yesterday played against 5 force staves as ursa

Nothing has ever been so horrible
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is this now a /feet/ thread?
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>>157117338
You have my deepest condolences you should have gone hurricane pike thogh
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>>157117381
depends on how much more you post
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>>157117326
Maybe you shouldn't have posted that pic in the first place, you megadork
>what hard carry do i learn to shut out the silent peruvian shitters
Arc fucking Warden
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>>157117089
>her
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>spectre in this game
>MIERDA MIERDA CTMR CTMR REPORT LEGION RAT KID
>RAT KID CTMR MIERDA BASURA

these uneducated toxoplasmosis infected cavemen just rage out on anyone randomly
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>>157117629
I haven't played that many games with him but i honestly don't think i've lost a single game with an arc warden in my team. Might just be because of my skill bracket, but am i right in expecting nerfs or changes to this fucker because I don't want to dump 30 hours into learning him only for icefrog to neuter him into an impotent self cloning creep
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>>157117587
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>>157117853
the bubble thing will go down to like 25% evasion
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>>157117837
>psg of all people complaining about a Spectre
Oh the irony
Someone post it
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>>157117381
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>>157118012
i have a high win rate on spectre and never finish games with bad cs

because i don't pick
offlane fucking spectre vs a bunch of early game dominating heroes like peruvian retards

>duhh the webm
should i let you in on the secret? the webm is a game i abandoned seconds later because the rubick was intentionally feeding to techies mines
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>>157118012

You have numbered images of a known gulagite shitposter?

You need a hobby. Just filter/ignore his posts.
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>>157117930
...
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>>157118017
hold up

can you buy this on a shirt?
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>>157117853
Thing is, practicing heroes like AW, Meepo, Invoker, etc gives you skills that carry on onto other heroes/roles. I went from getting 450 avg gpm to 650 after spamming AW for 20 games.
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>>157117837
>sub 3k
>low prio
what's it like being present for 100% of your games peepee shit goober
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>>157118115
holy fuck i didnt see the file name

the dick riders LOL

watch any of my games and youll see that statement is true
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>>157117853
>>157117964
Is he really THAT broken? He barely has 50% winrate in 5k, he used to be 58-60% or something stupid like that
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>Sometimes I'd see Kemal and Puppey, both drunk, just beating the shit out of these poor migrants. Kemal would pick 5-6 in a van from I don't know where, drop them off in the Secret House gym, and they'd just beat them to death, Puppey sometimes shouting "TAKE ME BACK TO TI2, I WANT TO GO BACK" as he'd bludgeon the life from these poor souls. Myself and others on Team Secret wee given the chance but we refused, at the cost of a 15% salary cut.

My god
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>videos with the pornstar and secret doing "secret shit" exist
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Does /d2g/ love ichiko aoba?

>>157117964
They already made that skill useless vs ranged heroes, im betting on wraiths getting a massive damage nerf
>>157118126
This is good advice i should just start playing multiple safelaners for farm and efficiency practice
>>157118215
Like i said i'm only a 4k who hasn't played ranked due to mmr loss anxiety in a long ass time
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>>157118121
http://valvestore.welovefine.com/straight-shooter-12047.html
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>>157115906

Because it can just be a phase you go through. I found it comfy for a while, then I didn't.

t. former shirtless streamer
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>His name wasn't Tyrone so they were disappointed
oh my god i'm dying
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>>157118287
>ranged heroes
You mean melee, right?
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>>157118242
heh :)
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>>157118386
Yeah fuck sorry
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wtf i love ee now
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>>157118294
nice la
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who started the my neighbor meme?
shits fucking retarded
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>>157118539
my neighbor
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What happened with puppey?

t. haven't followed dota for an months
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why EE still funding?
Aui dun have money to buy a fking ticket?
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>>157118626
he attacked envy with a machete on his way to the estonian embassy
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>>157118539
It's not a meme it's just one NEET spamming. Ignore him.
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How much duel damage does he have?
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>>157118765
10%
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>Fun thing, when Universe was in Secret, apparently he was asking why Envy wasn't drafting for their real games (since he drafted during scrims and they won those games)
ugh why does /vg/ hate EE again, even universe agrees poopey sucks
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>watching moon's stream
>he's 7k mmr
>in 6.2k average
>teammates chimping out about refusing to play support and wanting to play mid/carry
the trench never ends
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EE said kemal and puppey would stay up till 6 am "partying"
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>>157118812
>be player
>play mostly mid
>be 6.2k midder
>barely ever play support
>be 4k support
>play with pro dota player
>plays all roles at 7k
>he wants me to play my 4k support instead of my 6.2k mid

dunno why this would make any sense
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>>157118885
>Puppey befriended a multimillionaire Turk harder than he managed to befriend any of his actual teammates
Do you think it's hard for Puppey to make friends?
I think I'm starting to feel bad for Puppey.
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>>157119040
you mean
>be 7k core player
>barely ever play support
>be 4k support
>low 6k players want me to play support instead of 7k core
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>>157118539
makes me chuckle every now and then
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>>157118192

You are still a retard but these idiots who enable your shitposting are worse
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>>157119040
WOW TFW TO INTELIGENT TO BUY WARDS AND NOT FED

XDD

I AM LE 6k PLAER XD
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Jesus fuck, I lost all of my admiration to Puppey now that I read EE's blog.
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>only 2 losses are playing support

CONFIMED

7K PLAYER PLAYING SUPPORT IN A 3K GAME IS A PURE FUCKJING COINFLIP
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>>157119163
To be fair if you play Core/mid your MMR is 2k less than everyone else.
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>>157119157
how the fuck did a fucking video game player even managed to befriend a gorillionaire?
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>BSJ is 5'3
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The scariest moment in my time with secret was during our practices, when Puppey would walk around with a machete and talk about how he always wanted to see what the inside of a human looked like. He said he had experimented on animals before and he wanted to go for the real thing. I believed him.
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>>157119290
bsj is actually a 2k support player if you've ever watched his "supporting"

think he has like 10% or less games of support
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>>157119308
the gorillionaire was looking to get into dota2, then he found the old team secret
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>>157119290
>abandon
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>>157119397
How does people manage to play mid/core role every game? A big majority of my matches everyone just picks mid/core instantly and refuse to play anything else.
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>>157119612
they just first pick it

even if they're countered it's good practice to learn how to play vs your counter heroes, unless its like huskar vs AA
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>>157119612
it also becomes a lot easier to consistently play core once you reach 6k+ because you end up being the highest mmr by a decent amount in most of your games

also if you aren't 6k+ playing core-only, you're fucking garbage
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>>157119612
take incentive by marking yourself mid/core.
you going to just let the enemy team take your mmr?
no.
then why would you let your own team take your mmr?
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>>157119612
haha just pick slark for free win
>>
Why don't Visage birds get more HP from leveling up or getting Aghs?
>>
>Plays against Anti Mage.
>He got BF within 10min and is farming the map faster than Sonic.
>Play with an Anti Mage
>He gets a 20min BF despite you giving him all the space he needs.
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>>157120243
You forgot
>other team pushes your shit in and you lose rax before antimage has ultimate orb
>He flames you in chat for no space creation
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>0:00
>make the fatal mistake of taking bounty rune as a hard carry when my mid was coming over for it but not saying anything
>he now refuses to gank any lane
>his buttbuddy who was supposed to be my support immediately leaves my lane and runs around the map doing nothing

>a fucking bounty rune tilted half my team
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>>157120340
Just your typical mid player.

>Tango please
>Give me tango
>Need tangos
Why did the give all your tangos to mid shit even start? Was it because people were sucking it up to streamers giving it their tangos to them and then viewers thought that every mid deserves free tangos?
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did you get MENTAL ORGASM today?
>bounty (randomly, for no reason) "this kunkk so stupid"
>pugna (who is like 0-7 at the time and building the hero wrong) "yeah he is"
>throw items on ground
>break them
>bounty tries as hard as his little heart can carry him but it's not enough

just makes me fucking laugh...like at what point do people just never learn? people who play this game are incapable of learning

insult your teammate lose game, how hard is it to understand
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>>157120701
>queue again
>get matched with the guy who called me stupid again
LOL
TIME FOR
MENTAL
ORGASM
X2
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>2016
>P$G still on normal skill
What a massive shiter.
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>>157120978
yeah man i try so hard for wins what with my >50% intentional feeding rate

come play me in quake champions when it comes out lets see how you do in 1v1s of actual skill :)
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our fucking guy
the people's guy
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OUR GUY ARTOUR IS LIVE
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>>157114654
What did he said was his favorite LN?
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does anyone have a better version of this img?
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Our boy is streaming!
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>tfw you're a semi-NEET so you never have time to Watch Bulldogs streams because he streams so early now.
Just end me.
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>camteezy
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>>157121218
SyndereN's stream used to perfectly match the time I get home from work, I used to leave it as background while I did house chores but since he's been streaming at random hours I have been unable to watch it.

Feels batman.
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who is /your boy/?
>>
>>157121218

wow, whos the qt mate?
>>
What kind of dynasty was puppey going for?
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>>157120582
Because they saw the pro players doing it (in a high skill environment where 3 last hit damage makes a huge difference) and thought that everyone should do it. Naturally, these same people ignore the fact that pro players do it when they have TWO supports so that the support who pooled tangos can still control the safe lane, but in the typical mid player's mind it's more important for someone to pool him tangos than it is for the support to be able to zone the offlaner.

>>157119915
Isn't it funny how Slark can purge the knockback from KotL's Blinding Light? Not the blind effect, but the knockback itself. Slark stops exactly where he is in the middle of the knockback animation because evidently Dark Pact has to counter everything in the game.
>>
>>157121405
If there only was a way to find out...like in the filename or something.
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>about to fap
>ourteezy comes live with a cam

a message from the gods
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>Overwatch thread fills up 2 threads in less than 2 hours
>d/2g/ struggling with 1
Dead as fuck game , holy shit.
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>>157121354
my neighbor
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>teammates so shit that when they get on allchat to bitch even the enemy team defends me and tells them they're shit
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>play game
>going to win
>ally drops
>lose

How do we fix this?
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>teammate picks Invoker mid.
Why? 90% of the games someone plays Invoker and they're not even good with him.
>>
>>157121528
csgog's last 3 threads have been archived with 200 posts each
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>I enjoyed playing with Puppey. I think Puppey is the best player I've ever played with. I think S4 is the best when he's comfortable and he wasn't comfortable. I think Kuroky is just fucking... yeah that's it. I think Zai is one of the best players I've ever played with as well. I would actually 100% make a team with Zai and Puppey, for sure." ... "Puppey is a legit boss. Every day he'd be watching replays, figuring out the best way for us to play. True boss, nothing but good things to say about him. He doesn't have the mentality that most Dota 1 veterans have. He adapts to the metagame, does his best. Even when Navi was a the biggest shit-show, he tried to make sure Kuroky and XBOCT weren't complete retards, that they got along and won. I'm sure there was massive beefing even before TI3, but Puppey kept them together. His ego never blew up."

What did RTZ meant by this.
How can you even remotely like this person? He knew puppey for 1.5 years
>>
>start playing Dota 2
>great game
>end up playing position 5 because nobody wants

>start playing CS:GO
>great game
>end up being coordinator and nades guy because nobody knows how to do it

>start playing Rocket League
>great game
>0 goals 5 assists 4 saves

Am I destined to be a supportcuck or something
>>
>>157121602
free...damage?
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>>157121614
hat betting removal really hurt the game that bad, hu
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>>157121614
Overwatch generals are still capped at 700 something.
with CS:GO dead and Dota 2 on its last legs,
how long until valve kills off the game for good?
since they certainly wont do a halloween event and next ""big"" update will come along on december.
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>Envy
>Puppey
Who was in the wrong here?
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WHAT IS THE TRACK RTZ IS LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW HELP
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>there are people in this thread right now that actually thought puppey was a good boy who didn't do nothing wrong when kuro broke out
>there are people in this thread right now that actually play dota 2
>there are people in this thread right now that actually enjoy their time and have fun
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>>157121817
Darude Sandstorm
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>>157121798
>/csgog/ is literally more dead than /tf2g/ because their heart and soul (skin betting) was killed
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>>157121654
theres nothing to discuss about cs since the meta never changed and never will. the general was basically /betting and homosexual animeneets/
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>>157121528
/vg/ thread speeds aren't related to how alive a game is
the granblue threads are fast as fuck but that game is dead as hell in the anglosphere

in reality, overwatch is dead, even ignoring the nonexistent esports/twitch numbers
>>
>>157119040
i think there's something wrong with your story
here's how it usually goes
>clown who can exclusively play safelane
>if he doesn't get slark he picks jungle bloodseeker
>if he picks slark he goes 0-12 with 300 gpm
>if you force him to play support he's somehow even less useful
this is why the superior random doesn't let you or anyone else do shit, because he knows everyone is fucking awful and retarded and giving them any quarter will fuck his game up forever, he gains way more mmr this way than trying to appease every random fuck he encounters
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>you will never drink fresh from luna's massive milk bags
;_;
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>shitty game before
>get into new game
>have last game's enemy carry who i thought wa okay so i have hype
>we trilane a slark who just yolo's in and dies
>enemy carry guy flames me over last game

I don't get it, when do i get ok teammates
>>
>dota now takes up fully 2gb of video memory at any time due to cosmetics
>now get slowdown on my 2gb card when i didn't before

thanks
>>
Juggernaut
- Healing Ward movement speed increased from 300 to 450
- Omnislash Scepter cooldown reduced from 110/100/90 to 70

Death Prophet
- Exorcism Spirit damage increased from 43-48 to 53-58

Lina
- Attack range increased from 635 to 650

Morphling
- Morph level 4 shift rate improved from 0.25 to 0.2

Sven
- Stormbolt cooldown reduced from 15 to 13
>>
If you could add in another rune, what would it be?
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>>157122230
>tinker spams march with the immortal cosmetic
>immediately drop 50 fps
fucking nice
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>>157119791
the problem is that none of the fucks can play support at all, but if i pick support we're gonna fucking lose because it doesn't matter how many ridiculous things i do if my mid and safelaner have less gpm than me
the solution is to pick off lane every game, destroy the enemy safelane by forcing both the supports to stay the entire time, and also disrupt the safelaners farm somewhat
sure you might die a couple times, sometimes i even die four times, but you will have a lot of xp and gold and the safelaner will have a net loss of gold if he misses a few last hits every time he tries to aid in killing you
the most important aspect is that this effectively makes the game 4v2, and i seldom see shitters lose 4v2, of course this only works becuase the enemy is fucking shite too, but it's free mr at any rate
maybe you can say i just get carried every game, but it's very unlikely when i have a 90% win rate with certain heroes in ranked off lane, this is 5k naturally, i don't play very often though
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>>157122280
my neighbors rune
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>>157122280
The s4 rune:
>Instantly kills the enemy closest to the t1 midlane tower
>If the t1 tower is destroyed, kills 3 people on the enemy team at random, and gives regeneration
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>>157122246
this is retarded
sven doesn't need direct buffs, never give him direct buffs
death prophet doesn't need buffs at all, fucker
why the FUCK would you buff morphling?
>>
when is puppey going to set the record straight with his own blog post
>>
>>157122461
It's a past patch retard.
>>
>ee declined 500k $ chinese contract

would u decline it too, anon?
>>
>>157122280
Blink Rune - Grants a 2 blinks charges for 700 range. Blink cd 12 secs. Lasts 30 secs.
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>>157121807
>Puppey doing the world a favour by beating up a bunch of autistic Cloud 9 shitters and shitskins
Puppey's our guy desu.
>>
>>157122280
spellcrit rune

grants 30% chance for a spell to do 200% of its damage
>>
>>157122565
not even icefrog is dumb enough to make healing ward 450 movespeed fucking idiot
and he hasn't buffed lina's attack range again
this is just your shitter patch opinion
>>
Puppey was the real villian the whole time, this anime turned out great over the past few years and grows even better every passing season
>>
https://u.pomf.is/uamngn.webm
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>Drow strats
This legitimately is the worst shit in the 4k bracket
Its a free win almost 80-90% of the time and is super low effort
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>>157122587
EE's stupid
one day after he retires from dota, he'll be wishing he had that 500k

EE constantly streams anyway, so he's doing the exact same thing as before except now he's getting paid $700 for every pub game

it's even less work than streaming on twitch since he doesn't even read chinese so he doesn't even have to interact with the viewers
>>
>>157122280
The OSfrog rune
>Doubles the amount of gold you have on-hand
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>>157122587
it was like signing with the devil desu
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>>157122682
>Pick Tidehunter
>Completely shit on Drow start
>Pick Axe
>Completely shit on Drow strat
>Pick PA
>Kill Drow before she can do anything
It's a free win simply because you and the rest of your 2k shitter bracket are too retarded to counter it.
>>
>>157122785
WHOA
Who's this cute girl?
>>
>>157122280
invincible rune
gain invulnerability for 2 seconds
>>
how do i get over my fear of playing dota 2
>>
>this new UI
WHy the fuck valve keeps copying from lol and OW
>>
>>157122837
>mandatory trap character
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>>157122837
my neighbor
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DOTA2
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>>157116252
nice falseflag subhuman.

>You can literally show the most crude depictions of violence on TV

only retards believe that.
they rarely even show women get harmed not to mention children.
also the whole violence is cartoony as fuck.
if you ever seen real gore you'd know.
>but you DARE to show a nipple and youll see...
i see nudity and nipples all the time on tv beside children hours.
but what would you know. you are asleep by 9.
>free muh nudity,muh sex

literally a horny contrarian tipping fedora. sicne you got dumpstered i hope you dont mind fucking off
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>>157123005
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>>157122785
Literally did pick PA, but obviously they had four other picks to deal with that.
Also
>2k shitter bracket
dat reading comprehension
>>
>>157122785
Please tell me this qt cat is, in fact, a catgirl.

And please, ANSWER FAST.
>>
>>157122962
leagues ui is arguably the only thing that can be seen as "better" than dota
>>
>>157123005
Sings game sense has always been top tier desu
>>
WE ARGUED A LOT
-RTZED
>>
Beats by Puppey lul
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>>157123080
>but obviously they had four other picks to deal with that.
It's almost like so did fucking you. Dota 2 is a team game, trench shitter. If you aren't even communicating with your team, you deserve to lose by easily countered Drow strats.

>dat reading comprehension
No I read you correctly. I just didn't believe you, 2k.
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>>157122280
Vision rune

Gives 1500 radius flying vision for 1 minute
>>
How does rtz type and move his camera so fast?
>>
>>157121209
LoL is twitchier though. i think it actually requires more apm and mechanical skill
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>got matched with same bounty I got mental orgasm from last game
>everything is going great
>i'm 1-2-14 with greaves, blink etc, we just need a final ez push to win the game
>kunkka gets caught out and i'm nearby, he's being attacked by 3 people
>troll screaming at me to black hole
>black hole wouldn't have killed anyone and then i would have died anyway, kunkka would have died anyway, and i wouldn't have black hole to siege
>nobody is in the area to continue the attack despite me pinging them to group and push
>troll: "fuck this enigma dude i'm reporting you fail black hole"
>drop my items on the ground
>break them
>team immediately never gets a kill again without my input

what don't they understand I mean really? honestly

and how is it that literally 4 games in a row today I get someone shit talking me specifically? 3k monkeys just want to use skills any time they see anybody
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>>157122949
realize that everything is in your head
>>
riveting stuff

how do i unsub?
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>>157123272
I can't tell if puppey or psg
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>>157123129
Heh tough luck kiddo that's not s catGIRL but a catBOY
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MENTAL FUCKING ORGASM HAHAHAH I GOT MATCHED WITH 2 OF SAME TEAMMATES AGAIN

OHHHHH YES NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
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>when you realize lifestealer is a wizard
>>
Can these gameshitters fuck off, so we can discuss puppey?

Jesus Christ this general is going to shit. Probably Australians and Americans
>>
hey im new

what does mental orgasm mean?
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>>157123538
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/56s0bw/exactly_two_years_ago_this_week/
my fucking sides
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>>157123538
Filter it, PSG(35 year old whining dunning krueger)s new catch phrase.
>>
>>157123596
i'm only 34 stop accelerating my aging life is doing that fast enough
>>
>>157123272
Lole pissswallowinggaylord. You're so fuckin shit at this game goddamn. You lose because you're mentally the age of 13 and can't handle monkeys being monkeys. You deserve to lose those games.
>>
I wish arteezy was my neighbor
>>
>>157112367
wtf there's a wojak steam emote?
>>
>>157123642
Stop breaking your items and you might not have a behaviour score of less than 1000. MUTE the chat if they trigger you. Dammit. Grow up
>>
I want to fucking kill myself
>>
>>157123702
do i lose behaviour score if i drop and destroy my items on a win? i do that all the time
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>>157123710
I want a beautiful woman to kill me slowly and tell me its time to sleep as she strokes my hair while I die.
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Here's another face of /d2g/ reminder that you share the general with these """""""people""""""
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>>157123218
>Dota 2 is a team game
Which is exactly my point. Drow strats are incredibly easy to pull off and incredibly rewarding. Someone picks drow, three picked ranged, one picks a good initiator.
Countering it is less obvious for most people, and harder since you don't have the access to mid-draft bans that you would have in CM.
I'm not arguing that I didn't deserve to lose, I'm just saying its a cheese strat thats easy to pull off, easy to convince a team to commit to and it's tedious to go against.
>>
>Instead of making a smaller UI overall Valve is going to add fucking massive stun bar instead of just a clickable debuff that'd say how many seconds are you stunned for

What
the

f
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>>157123787
That sounds like a nice way to go
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>>157123579
>yes MENTAL ORGASM
>its superior feeling
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>>157123579

wow thats hilarious. i love this guy for being so honest about it.

hes my kind of guy d2g
>>
What if my teammates are actually AIs?
Some of them never say anything.
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>>157123872
how do you propose you die slowly without massive pain?
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>>157123935
Opiate overdose maybe?
>>
>>157123810
How did he write that much meaningless garbage in his profile?
It's like a 600 word essay.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqth31J7LtU

why is he so rude towards these headsets?
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>>157123710
>>157123787
D-Don't do it!!

Love yourself! Work in your self-esteem guys!

And remember, is never late to learn, get a job, or achieve all the things you want! ^_^
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Stuns and slows are not about skill
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>>157124003
screens defective
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>>157123810
I thought this was ironic until I saw he was a /pol/turd

now I know it's legit
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>>157124003
>tfw this was all a guise
>puppey tricked them all
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>>157124087
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>>157124052
100% of people who admit to browsing pol are like pic related
>>
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT UT STREAM WHORE?
WRITE A STORY LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO?
>>
What are your guys favorite games from the past six years?
>>
If I start streaming am I ever gonna get views? Psg doesn't though.
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>>157124368
Dotards are only interested of professional gamers
>>
>Trying to get into Dota 2 again after a long break.
>Been playing quite a lot unranked games which has been quite fun.
>Decides to play some Ranked games as I feel I'm not as rusty anymore.
>Every single game is filled with flaming toxic players that just players carries and mid.
>An Invoker in my team every game, and they can't even play him.
>whine whine whine, and flaming all the time and even people starting to "troll" sometimes.
Guess I won't be playing ranked games anymore.
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>queue
>be matched with Artour
>finally I can brag on d2g that I played with a pro
>someone dodged
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>>157124458
if i start streaming 24/7 while grinding mmr from 5k what are the odds people will watch it? that's assuming i'm the least funny person imaginable
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>>157124547
Low, but you will get some attention if you make it to 9k MMR.
>>
http://socialblade.com/twitch/user/phantoml0rd

rest in pussy
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>>157124590
what about that autistic snith guy? i recall him from some singsing streams, he's not funny and he only ever picks chen, i think he got sponsored by steelseries or something? he can't possibly have more than 6-7k mmr
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>10k party MMR guy on RTZ stream

What the fuck
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>>157124547
>tfw none is watching my comfy normal games stream were I play comfy Touhou music.
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>>157124696
you've only seen a small glimpse of true autisim
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>>157124669
I'm 100% sure his stream views tanked after the start, fast.
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>>157124719
I would watch it!
>>
ursa or wk for the physical damage challenge

i dont rly play carry
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>>157124778
But you don't watch anon...you don't.
>>
Is clinkz good
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>>157124865
what do you think
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>>157124740
so if i ever wish to make my dota stream i need to bank on being a funny dude that everyone can't help but love
seems unlikely as ever
>>
>>157124865
sorta, huge snowball hero that relies on your team ending the game
>>
Twitch broken for anybody else?
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>>157124836
But idk the stream link
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>Bulldog is about to stream
>sees RTZ on
>turns it off and say he'll stream later.
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>157124865
Strafe is shit
Searing Arrows is shit
Skeleton walk is shit
Death pact is shit
Clinkz is shit
>>
>>157125052
desu only watch bulldog when he's not playing dota
>>
care to explain why our OC got to Twitter?
>>
THIS IS WHAT SHOWS UP WHEN I OPEN TWITCH

I CANT WATCH ARTEEZY STREAM

WTF DO I DO
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>>157125273
>windows 10
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>>157125273
>windows 10
enjoy your botnet
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>>157125273
>Using gmail.
lmao what the fuck do you enjoy getting cucked by NSA, FBI, CIA?

Gmail fucking READS YOUR EMAILS SO IT CAN ADVERTISE BETTER FOR YOU.

Go make a protonmail account you stupid fuck
>>
>>157124975
Just look at the "trash pile streams" (2-3 viewers) and I'm probably there. Obviously I won't advertise my stream here, that's just shameless and wrong.

Not currently streaming tho. But will maybe in a couple of hours.
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>>157125273
>he plays dotards 2
>windows 10
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>>157125328
>>157125314
>>157125398
It's good if you got the Enterprise version.

Anyways, you two probably use Google & Apple products/services, doublethinking retards (or shills?)
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>>157125273
>Windows 10
>playDota
>/v/
Am I really sharing d2g with these people.
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>>157125273
this is a screenshot of a man who removed his reddit bookmark
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>>157125427
>It's good if you got the Enterprise version
dude stop it you're killing me
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>>157125273
>Playdota
>2015+1
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So whose dick do you guys think she sucked off first? Kemal or Puppey? Maybe both at the same time?
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>>157125273
Same.
Are you an xfinitycuck too?
>>
Reminder that /g/ thinks you need to reinstall OS if you change the motherboard
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>>157125427
we use windows 7 because we're not fucking retards
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>10k mmr
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>>157125519
If you're somebody that uses Youtube, Google, Amazon, or pretty much any popular website today and you actually think your "data" or privacy is any more secure by using Win 7 over 10, then no you're the retard.
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did someone say /g/
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>>157125569
>MMR inflation does not exist.
Purge - 2016
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>>157123702
>mute the chat

i don't think you understand the point, i won't stand for being insulted

it's not "triggered" anon it pains me that this word has entered normal usage in your generation
>>
>>157125507
Why is comcast so shit?
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>>157125384
Ok.. Ill try to remember :(
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>>157125628
why the fuck do I have the thumbnail saved
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>watching admiral reddit

this place sure has changed... damn
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>be puppey
>weeaboo mouthbreater makes a blog about you
>become a laughing stock on every related dota 2 forum or chat
Do you think he's just been constantly mad the past couple days?
>>
>RTZ has to stream early to avoid Mason.
>>
>>157125735
i dont even wanna think about the amount of monitors he smashed over the past few days
>>
>you have to pay 4200 to be badMedusa
epic
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>decide to give one guy back the 25 mmr i took from him and give the other guy 25 of the 50 that he lost
>both of them start mierda'ing it up from the first minute
>other teammates say they're muting those guys and reporting them
>carry the game and team says to commend luna

it really doesn't get more mental orgasmic than this what a great night of dota

at some point im just gonna boost to like 4.5k and hang around there instead
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>>157125689
lmao
FUCK Comcast holy shit.
First forced data caps and now this bullshit.
>>
MASSIVE DDOS ATTACKS ON EUW
>>
valve better revert this stunned shit

yeah we know you want the game to be more user friendly but holy FUCK
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>>157125818
Or women
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>>157125852
>get matched with the same spic for a FOURTH TIME IN A ROW

OH MY GOD

HOW DO I EVEN GET MENTAL ORGASM NOW I'VE ALREADY PUT THIS GUY COMPLETELY THROUGH THE RINGER
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How do you guys stay motivated with so frequently you have a game ruining cunt on your team?
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>>157125907
You can turn it off you know.
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>>157125867
HAHAHAHAHA

AMERICAN

FUCKING

**INTERNET**

>MFW I LIVE IN ESTONIA AND HAVE 700/500 WITHOUT ***DATA CAPS** (WTF ARE THEY DOIGN IN PC NETWORKS?)
>>
>>157125947
but you live in fucking estonia
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QljRe99OMCU
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>>157125947
EL PRESIDENTE?!
>>
>>157125947
>you live in a country the size of a shoe
>internet is really fast

you don't say

you realize the USA is like 7% of the entire earth's surface, right
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>PSG gets flagged as deadweight
>Gets placed with other deadweight players
>Wonders why
>>
wow el president is in this thread

amazing
>>
>>157126012
>DEFENDING SHIT TIER CORPORATIONS IN CORPORATE CAPITALISM

? ? ?
>>
>>157126015
>there has to be some sort of special conspiracy for players in 3k dota to be dead weight

lol no but whatever makes you feel comfortable bruh
>>
>>157125934
I quit Dota 3 months ago. After playing for 3 years, enduring all kinds of shit, I finally gave up.
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>>157125947
>Live in country with nobody competing for data
>Don't experience problems related to overload
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>>157126048
>fucking estonia
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>>157126081
Wouldn't you actually have better Internet and infrastructure if there was fucking, competition?

Oh wait, it's the time of corporate capitalism so no.
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Since Comcast/Xfinity decided to completely cuck my internet, I guess I have no choice but to go to bed now.

goodnight dotards ily
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goodnight my gamburger friends
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i miss /our guy/ xyclopz
why doesn't BTS just let him cast every tier Z game it makes them all 10x better
>>
>>157126313
because hes fucking trash
>>
>GAMBURGERS LITERALLY KEKED BY THEIR JEWISH CORPORATE OVERLORDS AND OUT OF INTERNET

REALLY MAKES YOU THINK
>>
see blogposts about shitters getting matched with shitters

>tfw suffused with a warm glow of satisfaction knowing that valve has mechanisms in place to place actual retards and mouthbreathers in actual matchmaking hell

it is a good day
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>>157126397
take that back he's a national treasure
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>>157126208
Infrastructure is expensive to implement and it's a huge gamble considering you would be directly competing with someone that already has an established market. Companies naturally don't just give it away and upgrading existing infrastructure is much cheaper than making your own. It creates a scenario where you must invest significantly more money than your competitor, and while the consumer wins somebody ends up losing, and the person taking the bigger risk is the new guy. If you understood anything about how running a business worked you would understand how these monopolies come into existence in any given high-capital field. Building Internet in the US is really fucking expensive because so many people use it, the data stream needs to be actively managed in order to ensure customers can receive proper service. Tonight's an example of what happens when a service gets overloaded due to improper allocation. This is not an issue in places like Estonia where basic infrastructure covers all the potential need of the entire population in the area.
>>
>>157126313
xyclopz was never /our guy/
>>
>>157126470

that makes sense. no wonder thailand is an impoverished seamonkey shithole
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>>157126494
he's my guy
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>>157126493
>Defending capitalism failing.
Reminder that capitalism shills will tell you that competition will make things better.

mean while million(s) of people are without their (shit tier) internet right now in USA because of muh data caps
>>
>>157126542
he's not your guy
>>
>>157126604
but
he is
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>>157125947
Hello Mr.president.
>>
>>157124878

Why do you think I would ask
>>
So puppey visits /d2g/.
Does it mean he's our guy?
>>
>>157126409
Puppey get a trip so we can see your posts
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>its puppey who's been making the schizophrenic shitposts
it all suddenly makes sense
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>>157126591
>Competition makes things better
Depending on the market, it does. The problem is that it doesn't work in high-capital markets unless a new competitor can offer a significant advantage over what currently exists. Patent law and government regulations were established to remedy this situation but still haven't fully resolved it, and in turn have created their own issues in different fields.

Think of it this way:
>Company A delivers Internet to city
>Company A only installed basic infrastructure because it is the most cost-effective option
Now here's the interesting part:
>Company B enters the market and boasts stronger infrastructure than Company A
>Company B has higher prices to justify the stronger performance
>Company B is now competing with Company A for a market group
>Company A responds by upgrading their infrastructure
>Company A already has an established customer line, and can keep their prices lower as a result
>Customers for Company B go back to Company A because they use common sense
>Company B loses big

The reason data caps exist is so individual customers can't put a large amount of strain on the service, as that limits how effective the existing infrastructure can be for everyone else (who also needs service). It's essentially a band-aid solution imposed by companies because it's difficult to establish a method of dealing with this issue, and they are trying to look for better solutions because that would give them a competitive advantage in areas where they are still competing with another company.
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Team Secrets logo suddenly makes sense
It's a black eye
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>>157127082
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>/BUSINESS2G/

why does everyone het buthurt from 1 Estonian so easily
>>
>Estonia

not even once
>>
>puppey hates slacks and thinks his fans are retards

Our guy?
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What the fuck is this?! is this a joke
>>
>>157112367
Aren't you tired of posting it?
>>
>>157126975
>Defending the jewish overlords.
Are you a cuck?
>>
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>>157127320
>THREE DISPLAYS OF HOW LONG YOU'RE STUNNED FOR
L
M
A
O
>>
>>157127320
its Reddit
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>>157127341
I literally just explained to you *why* it happens, and not that it's a good thing. Of course, it seems all Estonians are insecure, and can't handle their emotions properly, causing them to lash out at the closest individual when their manhood is threatened.
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>>157127512
I didn't read your post because it was too long mate.
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/our zai/ is streaming
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>>157120701
>High skill bracket

get gud
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>>157127709
based
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>>157127764
based Zai knows whats up
>>
>>157127709
most boring cuck streamer eu ResidentSleeper

bulldog when SwiftRage
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>>157127824
>wicked city
>midori
>please save my earth

Fuck, is he me?
>>
>>157127967
That's my, not Zai's IDK what Zai likes other than piNGPonG
>>
>>157127320
>>157127410
friendly reminder that we couldnt have displayed auras because of "visual clutter"

t. jewish company of cosmetic items and shit ui
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>>157128054
Oh oops, good taste in golden age flicks anon !
>>
>>157128087
It's fucking insane.
Now you have these 'golden cosmetics' that are just shiny particle mess, see Enigma ult for example, it's fucking horrible.
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>stun display
>every pro hates it opting to immediately disable it
>reddit loves it
so it's staying, right
>>
>>157128204
WHY IS THERE MORE HUGE VISUAL UI CLUTTER

WHAT THE FUCK ITS JUST A MASSIVE BAR COVERING THE MAP AND INFORMATION

WHY WASNT A DEGBUFF INDICATOR OF BEING STUNNED ENOUGH

THE FUCK
>>
when is valve adding an auto-hex/orchid option?
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>>157128204
its really fucking awfully implemented right now, they didn't bother to revamp any of the other stun indicators in tandem and it takes up a quarter of the screen
That said it could turn out to be useful maybe? If they actually rework indicators and make the fucking thing resizable at least
I hate dotas UI anyway it takes up way more room than it should
>>
>>157124696
>>10k party MMR guy on RTZ stream
screenshot or link of said MMR?
>>
>ranked game mode
>can't easily go up in rank by being much better than the other players at your rank

uhh, dotards?
>>
>>157128309
It's fucking retarded how large the UI is and it is directly working for Radiant's favor.

I wish you could disable parts of it and rescale it -.I would only leave a small minimap at the bottom of the screen, right in the middle.
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How is EE a professional player or even a respectful human being after what he did to Puppey? Doesn't he realize that shit like this is career killing and can ruin everything Puppey and team Secret have worked years to build? IT's actually insane that people aren't more upset at EE for what he did.

All of Puppey's old teammates were respectful and professional enough not to air out their dirty laundry for the world to see. Shit like this should've been kept under wraps and dealt with privately and maturely. Also EE would be enough of a coward and autist to pull some shady, backstabbing shit like this.

Seriously, fuck this dumb weeb. I hope Puppey tears him a new one with his counter blog and IRL.
>>
>>157128392
In fact, what the FUCK is the reason for the large ass UI and not being able to scale it or remove redundant parts of it?
>>
>>157128374
Ranked actually assesses your "true" MMR and what your actual MMR is, and creates games for you accordingly. If you repetitively perform exceedingly above-averages Valve will keep giving you easy games until you begin to taper off.
>>
>>157128453
get a trip mr president
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>>157128529
......right
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>>157128392
I still find it funny that behind the empty hud spaces there actually is nothing so it's not even possible to do a minimal UI in game

>>157128478
Customization would give people advantages over others in pro play i remember was the excuse, but we all know it's for hud market shekels
>>
>>157128453
Fuck off Puppey
>>
>>157128453
>All of Puppey's old teammates were respectful and professional enough not to air out their dirty laundry for the world to see
Send my greetings to w33, Estonian
>>
>>157128540

anecdotally, i can confirm
>>157128529

as i calibrated at 3.5k and stomped my way to 4.2 where i basically stopped

yes im bad but mm usually works in my favor unless i get a randomer
>>
>>157128571
>Customization would give people advantages over others in pro play
Uhh, but if the customization was available for EVERYONE then it'd be fair. Everyone could optimize it the way they see is the best.

Mine would literally be a minimap only at the bot-mid of the screen.
>>
>>157128453
Its interesting to me since EE remarked previously that he would never air dirty laundry involving a teammate in public, so the way he dumped all this information relating to puppey explicitly rather than talking just about payment issues seems odd
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>>157128453
>implying im reading all that shit
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>>157128619
>anecdotally

yes those are useful. here's what happened: you got lucky matchmaking or were playing in a patch like 6.83 where you can gain mmr, you can't gain mmr in this patch
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>getting coldsnapped with this new stunbar shit
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>Estonia has the highest prevalence of AIDS in Europe
pottery
>>
>>157128668

probably sempai. i grinded like 700 mmr when i was in my first year at uni. it was like 2 years ago.

i cant be fucked to play ranked any more. i just dick around with my friends and lose party mmr.

im at 3.2k for party lol
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>>157128630
I'm not defending the excuse, it's a bad excuse, but there are potentially other changes that would be caused by opening up customization. For example tournament replays would be more complicated to view due to every player having a different layout so it wouldn't be easy to switch to and from player view and knowing valve it would probably be buggy as all hell and would take actual effort to fix
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>>157128453
EE is autistic as fuck. He doesn't understand. I bet he also thinks people will not treat him like a time bomb that might release all your char logs any moment.
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>>157128741
who is the ice cube? is it EE?
is xboct the ice cube? or is w33 the ice cube?

he performs the dotkkka's most wanted and ti certificate and blows the fuck out of EZ and Heller
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>>157128747
>2 years ago

aka "you can win every game in 3k by last hitting"

dota isn't like that anymore. you honestly can't gain mmr now.
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>>157128848

sorry to hear that sempai. maybe you should have done the same 2 years ago LOL
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>>157128848
>dota isn't like that anymore. you honestly can't gain mmr now.
Explain boosters.
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>>157127824
what is this old crap. where is gurren laggan and code geass
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>>157128895
boosters are playing thousands of mmr above the level they are boosting

if you are playing 500 mmr above the level you are at, it simply doesn't matter

ranked is broken and doesn't work in this patch
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>>157128921
Why'd I watch garbage?
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>>157128921
>tfw to intelligent for modern anime
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>>157120701
That poor fucking bounty
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>>157128848
>aka "you can win every game in 3k by last hitting"
>dota isn't like that anymore. you honestly can't gain mmr now.
Why not? What changed?
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>>157127824
>posting this again
>it isn't even good
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>>157128943
???

what do you mean by this? so what about people who have gained mmr in this patch>? did they calibrate 500 mmr lower?

feels like an excuse to me family
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>>157128921
people think that if they say their taste is all mid 80s to early 90s OVA anime they're superior. its arguing that one kind of garbage pulp is better than another.

Anime is just shit, watch whatever you want but don't think you're better than anyone else
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>>157128948
>gurren lagann
>trash
kill yourself
to each his own, anon
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>>157116329
>not checking the scoreboard until it's too late
>not commanding him to step the fuck back and sit on your dick until highground time
if you don't try to herd the retards, you can't win
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>>157128828
Kuroky
>IT'S A CASE OF DIVIDE AND CONQUER CAUSE YOU WEN'T BERSERK FOR A TURK
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>>157129012

hahaha

nice edit

the original is 10/10 though
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>>157129040
at best a decent homage, at worst a shameless ripoff. ttgl gets a pass in the west much more than the east, where people have actually seen more than 5 different super robot shows

personally I thought ttgl was good, but carried hard by the first half and soundtrack
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What went wrong? i'm the vokerino
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>>157129019
>so what about people who have gained mmr in this patch>?

nobody is gaining significant mmr in this patch

>>157129012
memeback, teamfight meta

game used to be solely baesd around last hitting the most creeps and not dying, you just mechanical skilled your way up to like 4k+

game is completely different now than it was like a year ago have people forgotten already? now when you get retard teammates they drag you down much harder than they could before, you can't 1v9 in this game now.
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>zai streams
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>>157128453
EE is honestly the biggest pussy I've ever seen. He wasn't man enough to say these things face to face with Puppey and Kemal, but as soon as he's 3000 miles away and sitting behind his computer, he feels "brave" enough to throw a fuckin tantrum and sperg like a fuckin retard bitch. I've never seen such a fuckin coward in my life. Organizations and other players are now going to be watching their backs and be wary of him because of his backstabbing antics.
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>>157129114
>29m bloodstone on timber
I know this feeling all too well
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>>157129072

Tried to tell you a year ago
But Fly told me to let a ho be a ho, so
I couldn't stop you from getting ganked
Now let's play big-bank-take-little-bank
Tried to diss Kuroky, it wasn't worth it
Cause the my magic stick fit your ass so perfect
Cut my hair? Naw, cut them balls
Cause I heard you like giving up the drawers
Gang-banged by your cyborgfat manager, fella
Getting money out your ass like a mothafucking Ready Teller
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>>157129180
>responding to yourself
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>>157129114
your items suck

also timber having a 30min bloodstone, silencer rushing glimmer and having a carry that doesn't become relevant for 30mins against a push strat doesnt help
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>>157129180
nice samefag ROFL
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>>157129141
>game used to be solely baesd around last hitting the most creeps and not dying, you just mechanical skilled your way up to like 4k+
I would kind of like the game to be more like that again. I only started playing in December 2015 (and then only became really active in May of this year) so I don't know what the game was like a year ago. Seems like the game used to be less about constant team fights though, from what I hear.
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>>157128985
its ok i just gave him back some mmr i'm a nice guy

>team comp is looking alright, at least acceptable
>last pick antimage
>AXE GET OFF MY LINE NOOB
>tp mid with courier just nonstop feed entire game

the people that do this shit have like 3000-4000 games most of the time. and i will never, ever get out of being matched with them

i really just play this game to waste time, the idea of playing it to win outside of an organized 5v5 anymore just doesn't really seem to make sense. you can't escape this shit. even at 7k you can't escape this shit.

>i want to play this hero
>so i'll ruin your game because *I* want to hit creeps!

farming is inherently bad game design because it makes low people only want to play heroes that have good attack animations. this game is trash.

i honestly would go play league since they keep their community in check but i dont think i can play that game at a decent level
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>>157129141
>Nobody is gaining signficant MMR this patch.
Matumba went from 7.9k to 9k during this patch.
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>>157129230
>your items suck
why?
>inb4 vladimir
I bought it so our team can tank megacreeps as I never give up
I was playing invoker QW if you didnt realized
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>>157129295
o u r
u
r
g u y
u
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>>157129295
wow
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>>157129103
the first half of the second part is literally skip worthy desu
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>>157129345
>qw against memepush
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>>157129114
its all your fault retard
>phase boot
>urn
>orchid
>vlad
literally what the fuck are these items

invoker should build 450gold boot and keep it UNTIL he can afford BoT and then start to snowball

since you made orchid, I'm sure you went the quas wex build which means you fucking suck

throwing tornado + emp isn't hard, probably killstealed your teammates multiple times to get that 18/3 kd

real men play heavy exort

go suck a fat cock 4k trash
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>>157129265
doesn't really look like you can play dota at a decent level either
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>zai picks sniper into axe

I wasn't watching for good dota anyways
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zai's game has an axe with level 1 call


FOR WHAT PURPOSE
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>>157129180
whatever dude, this drama is stupid

EE's shit is gonna backfire cuz noone is going to trust him ever again now that everyone knows he screenshots absolutely every conversation he has on whatsapp and saves shits for months waiting for an opportunity to use against you.

but even that is not actually important since he's been playing like shit for a year now, noone would want him in a decent team anyway

his team couldnt even be the top canadian team in that stupid wesg event

he's done

puppey is a mystery desu, i dont really know what gonna happen with him desu, i dont like this ching chong new secret, past secret teams with artour were much more exciting :/
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>>157129548
sniper is a high iq hero desu
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>>157129548
implying sniper isn't high skill
someone post sniperblink.webm
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>>157129468
>probably killstealed your teammates multiple times to get that 18/3 kd

his hd is almost higher than all of his teammates combined anon, I really doubt that he ks'd a lot
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>>157129614
There was a level 1 fight
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ZAIIIIII DOTAAAA

SHIT IS SO GOOODD
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>>157129695
>essence shift countdown
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>>157129695
>DELETE THIS
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>>157129468
tfw a 2k analyzes 4k avg game
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>>157129695
Why did you remove the reddit filename?
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>>157129695
>raged icon
Reddit memes are the best
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>>157129717

he walked into three of them to call to try and get 100 gold off of bounty rune

there is no defending his actions
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>i see zai streaming
>hype im a little bored
>instantly rage quits

oh
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Zai feeding like a shitter and ragequitting
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>>157129679
>>157129632
uhh....dotards?
game was so bad zai literally babyraged out
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>this game is so fucking boring every day its the same shit
>babyrage's out
i think zai may be done with dota
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Give me a build that will trigger everyone in the game please gulag
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>>157129891
doturd is shit, did u just find out now?
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>Hurrican Pike
>It's under the Armor section
Dotards?
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>>157130061
6 tranquil axe it's viable
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>>157130061
CARRY Abaddon, Battlefury Pitlord
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>>157130061
I actually just had an arc warden go shadow blade orchid. Was annoying as fuck
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>>157130105
everything is viable, reported
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>>157125934
that frequency goes down 75% in unranked. sure there are still complete shitters but I usually don't get angry at people being bad, they can't help it and I'm not the hottest shit myself all seven days of the week
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>play all random
>my team is 5 supports
>turtle for 90 minutes with zero chance to win

simply ebin
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>>157126313
I'm with you dog. his games were nice to watch and it was good to keep up with SEA dota
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>>157130061
ricing pit lord

if your team ever tries to push tp them to fountain
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>try fixing OD so it's not the same "spam astral win lane" snoozefest
>now the meta is the same astral spam boring shit but instead of losing int you lose 1/4th of your health
was OD a mistake?
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>>157129141
there's no influx of dotards, everybody who plays it has played it for fucking years and they are not getting significantly better or worse

that's why mmr doesn't change any longer, it's not a conspiracy
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>>157130365
>if your team ever tries to push tp them to fountain
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>>157130374
pick ranged then u nerd
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>>157130374
yes
along with hurricane pike
>introduce a dead end item that increases your range
>give it an upgrade with forcestaff of all the fucking things
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>>157130393
me and my friend started a few weeks ago
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>>157129265
>Play one last game on the night
>get an account booster slark on the other team

ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!! :DDDDD
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>>157128741
it's spillover from russian heroin culture tho, estonia is white as snow and pretty fucking racist. source:have been there, dated an estonian
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>>157130489
okay, that's two people. there's been no considerable change in player base over the last year and a half.
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>>157130593

pattern is always the same

we get more people in summer and leading up to TI,

bleed away like half when schools/colleges start and TI ends but we still retain quite a few

doturd isnt going to die soon especially with a new hero on the horizon
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well boys I guess it just wasn't meant to be, got knocked out of 3k by the booster and my team reported me for "feeding" when I went 1-1 during lane stage (at no point in the game did any other hero ever come to the top lane, leaving me to lane solo brood against account booster slark and earthshaker

ok so can anyone explain to me how slark has enough mana to cast dark pact literally infinite times in lane, and how it costs *75* fucking mana

is there ANYTHING that is not bullshit about this faggot little fucking hero lol

I'm probably just gonna quit dota soon it isn't fun whatsoever anymore, get a night full of shit games and then get a fucking booster slark. awesome.
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>>157130513
Good thing Puppey seems to be an ethnical ruskie in Estonia

pottery never lies
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slark has a tiny dick lmao
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>>157130937

finally. took you long enough.

dota is unhealthy for people with your temperament. you should stick to bottoming dragon dildos.

keep blogging though, its always a laugh
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Is there any other way to shut down PA as an offlaner instead of just picking Timber every game?
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btw this is the type of matchmaking i get in ranked

it literally isn't possible to gain mmr in this game, there's no way to ever play better dota other than just boosting or buying accounts

everyone stays where they calibrated or goes down based on attitude, you can't gain mmr
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>>157130937
>feeds 37 kills
>complains about a game afterwards

also, nobody knows why slark isn't deleted from the game yet, so no point asking.
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>>157130937

dark pact is like 40 mana, leap is 75

but then again, you are shit at the game

baka desu senpai
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>>157131162
game was ruined by last pick offlane AM

see that's just the basic thing about dota i don't have the tolerance to play this game, why would I play a game with last pick offlane AM? its fucking ranked

randomers, bad picks, etc etc evvvvvery single game. you can't gain MMR.

I gained a lot of MMR in 6.83 but you can't gain any in this patch because there isn't an overpowered enough hero
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>>157131149

people do gain mmr you know. this is a fact

you can call them autist hero spammers or supportcuck mains but they do gain mmr.

i know this guy who went up like 400 mmr to 4.6k last patch
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>>157131149
>play brood
>lose

wow who would have guessed
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>>157131284
>people do gain mmr you know. this is a fact

upwards of 97% of players have solo ranked win rates between 49% and 51%

the game and ranked matchmaking system are inherently broken because it doesn't do anything to detect that you played well, so you lose 25 mmr for playing well and losing and you lose 25 mmr for feeding 37 kills down mid

to pretend like this is okay is insane and delusional

>i know this guy
and for every 1 of him there's 1,000 people who didn't move an inch
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>>157131390
you know i figured brood could shut down slark in lane but 1 he was a booster and got like a 90 second midas so i couldnt do anything and for 2

HOW THE FUCK CAN HE HAVE NEOUGH MANA

TO JUST
INFINITELY DARK PACT IN THE LANE

AND IT HAS LIKE A 5 SECOND COOLDOWN

lol WHY IS SLARK STILL IN THE GAME

at least i know now that it's a bad matchup but i find myself not caring, it's just unbelievable to me how unfun the hero makes the game for the opposing side

>oh slark got shadow blade you can't go anywhere on the map now if you don't have good supports (I always buy all wards myself every single game now on any hero) oh and if he fails to gank you he just runs away with 0 penalty and even if 3 people countergank him guess what he just runs awa LOL PURGE UR CHANNELED ULTIMATE BANE LOL!!!!!!!!
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>>157131391
Why are you so angry your internet numbers aren't going up. Ask yourself, do you play dota for fun or to get a larger number?
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>>157131476
you're shit
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>>157130937
Stop building useless items and start building actually good items like Lotus orb. I build it almost every game, and guess what, forced 50% became forced 66%.
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Explain to me, a 2k mmr player, why people purchase AC on Sven when:

- He doesn't benefit from the armour, because of Warcry
- He doesn't benefit from the antiarmour, because of cleave
- He doesn't benefit from the attack speed, because of Echo Saber and eventual Moon Shard

I'm dying to know.
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>>157131498
you can't have fun in dota below 4k desu, and frankly i don't think 4k is that much better

i'll just take a long break and pay for it to get boosted up to 4.5k or so next time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>157131521

love u bby but dont expose lotus orb yet. i have yet to get to 3.8k. do it after

lotus is actually the best saving fucking retards item after glimmer
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>>157131550
>sven doesn't benefit from assault cuirass attack speed

wow you're actually just straight up stupid

why don't you go read the item description so you actually understand what it does ok? ok.
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>>157130061
Hard carry Undying

Just buy echosaber and run at people with tombstone, get AC eventually
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>>157131550

attack speed, -ve armor aura and + armor aura to allies

it gives almost a medallion's active to all friendly heroes and all enemy heroes while giving you shit tons of armor and decent atkspd

easier push
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>>157131589
The build up path is just too godly.

Free mana boots in Lane to spam skills, then you get either the armor or perseverance if you need regen for the lane.

Disassemble, get another pair of mana boots and build it into an octarine core. You have Cooldown reduction, health, mana, regen and armor with these 2 items, next item can either be a damage or another utility item.

This build works on 80% of the heroes.
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PSG did ~absolutely~ nothing wrong.
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>be a woman who plays dota
>be allowed to cast high level dota
why is this allowed
>>
>>157131741
>women get special treatment
I hope one day mankind will change, maybe Mars will utilize mechanical wombs.
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>>157131695

my man. its really good. bkb carries are actually invincible.

i dont agree on the octarine. i think you should go hex or shivas

but then again i spam underlord so take my statement with a grain of salt
>>
So will C9 pick up NP or what?
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>>157123909

I prefer people who don't say much. Just call missing, or how many are in a lane, or if you are not able to join a fight.
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>>157131816
If they perform decently, yes.
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>>157131797
Hex and shivas are good items but the cdr is really good on a lot of heroes, and you become almost immortal because of Lotus orb active + 10 armor + the hp octarine gives.

Not disagreeing on Hex or Shivas though.
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>>157131797
>buying shivas
>anymore
>at all

really
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>>157131937

yeah its pretty solid on heroes that are lumps of hp with no armor

slow is great, armor is great, -45 atkspd slow
damage is secondary but nice

its not core on every hero but its really really good
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>>157130937
>3-7
>0-37
>4-9
>1-9
>1-20
'its not me uits the others"
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>>157132037
>playing games that are ruined by picks etc
>continuing to play games after people call you stupid and shit for no reason

there'll be a fps game out soon where i live and die by my own skill and that'll be that. bye forever, dota.

it's very fascinating and all, but dota is a die roll of which team gets better more cooperative players, and that is purely it.

that enigma game, my team shit on me when I was playing lights out, because i didn't waste black hole to save kunkka who would have died anyway.

I'm not fond of sitting around, having people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about or doing calling me stupid and wrong and saying they're gonna report me. This game, honestly, just sucks dick, because teams.

If I could go back in time and play like 6.79 i'd skyrocket to mid 4k based on mechanical skills and decision making, thats whats funny, theyve tkaen individual skill so much out of the game now. it's roulette.
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>>157132141
3k games aren't ruined by picks, it's ruined by dog shit garbage players who think such low skill mmr game can go down to picks
>>
LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MONTHS SINCE ANNOUNCING THE PATCH THEY'RE RELEASING IT

5

FUCKING

MONTHS
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>>157132362
The issue with 3k players is that they think they need to be next level with their strats and picks to win even though they can't even get 40 cs 10 mins into the game.
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>>157132362
bro in 3k and in most dota its like this
>80% of games decided in matchmaking/loading screen
>17.5% of games decided by picks
>2.5% of games decided by personal skill

please dont argue everyone knows it is this way. games aren't decided by skill until like above 4.5k

i won a game with skill today, and then i lost several of them to shit like 0-5 offlane pugna building mek
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>>157132440
it's a free game stop whining
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>>157132505
FIVE

FUCKING

M
O
N
T
H
S
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>>157132456
that's not the issue with 3k players at all

the issue with 3k plaers is that they're mechanically trash, their knowledge is trash, and their decision making is trash

then there's the ones like me whose attitude is trash and thats more game losing than all the other shit combined because i hate other people and i feel nothing about feeding peoples mmr away

and that's inherently why ranked dota just doesn't work, a lot of games i lose i should be gaining mmr because an AI should go "wow this guy managed to farm and do damage even though his team lost all lanes and he bought support items himself as hard carry"

or "wow this guy played support, supporte dthe fuck out of shit had great xpm and gpm for his position and won all lanes for his team, but his team failed to itemize or make correct decisions"

but instead when i had the 18-2 lich game that my team lost the other week, I lose the same 25 mmr as when I feed 37 kills and couriers down the middle lane

it's a garbage, pathetic system for anyone who doesn't have a doglike mentality aka having "fun" playing these garbage fucking games
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>>157132610
Oh yea sure, everybody's gameplay is trash but you're good and only your attitude is dragging you down.

Get good you fucking scrub, I boosted my 2k friends account to 4k in like 2 weeks and lost only like 4-5 games. I don't even play mid or carry, mostly offlane.
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>>157132610
Implementing a system like that would take effort and care and this is valve we're talking about
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>>157132710
>I boosted my 2k friends account to 4k in like 2 weeks and lost only like 4-5 games

outright lie but whatever makes you feel better

yes, i'm mechanically/decision making etc better than every single player in my games. always

>>157132718
yet players feel like they influence their games even though they mostly don't, so it's perfect already

i mean in my games i get people constantly who think there are real humans reading reports and watching game footage. LOL. the subhumans think valve cares at all about the quality of this game.

league really is the better game solely because if you do shit like pick the equivalent of last pick offlane antimage in ranked you will get banned from the fucking game
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>>157132610
>>157132485
You stupid monkeys complaining about picks and mechanical skill need to wake up and realize that in 99% of low bracket games the more coordinated team wins. Teamwork and directing your team when to push/fight/gebak trumps basically all of the other factors unless there is a retarded amount of counterpicking or no ward vision or some shit
>>
>You will never fug an anime girl
>>
psg you're getting boring, you're gonna lose popularity if you keep doing this shit over and over

go stream while stacking with m4stah or something idk
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>>157132882
>directing your team
IT'S
FUCKING
3K
PERUVIANS
THEY
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>>157132941
d2g is dead bruh it doesn't really matter to me, moving on to better games soon

>have never not been great at a single video game in my life except dota 2
>basically the highest order skill in dota 2 is tolerating retards

welp found what i'm not good at in life
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>>157132832
Just quit and find an easier and a more casual game already. Dota is clearly not for you. Cant believe 3ks can even have egos.
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>>157132832
Kid please, I'm a 6.5k player. 2k and 3ks have absolutely no idea what the game is actually about. Just pick batrider and kill their safelane carry and support four times in the first 10 minutes because they don't know what a stick and sticky napalm is and then outfarm their entire team. Or just pick bristle and do the same shit.

Again, 2k and 3k is nothing about picks, just pick op shit and win the game, pro tip, what's OP in competitive is not what's op in shitters tier.
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>>157133104
Offlane Bristle is so fucking good in 3k
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>>157126313
he's fucking awful
the only reason anyone ever watched his cast was to make fun of his horrendous gibberish while evaluating tier 3 teams, but even that got boring as fuck two years ago
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>>157133035
I hate non-english speakers in my games just as much as you do but for some strange reason I honestly doubt you have even tried
Aggressive pinging, good ward vision, and popping smokes helps to bend them to your will, and is what you should be focusing on rather than trying to make epic counterpicks and complaining about the mechanical skill of retarded internet cafe shitters in a third world country
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>>157133035
play on Russian server
i'm not even joking
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>>157133104
>Just pick batrider and kill their safelane carry and support four times in the first 10 minutes

and then lose the game because you're not a bkb carrying agi/str carry which is literally the only thing that matters in this patch as you cannot end early and teams will not push no matter what you do

you're lying and hyping yourself up but that's fine, you're not embarrassing me just yourself

>>157133102
>easier and more casual

aaaaaaactually i'll be moving on to newschool arena fps, you know, games actually decided by personal skill. See you there, or probably not, because you're allergic to that shit

>b-but clicking around on an isometric map is really skilled! Games are decided by what I do, not matchmaking!
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>>157112367
>hikki
>underage
>love getting comments from strangers
>faggot
>busy doing homework
why do gnomies think it's cool to pretend to be an asocial recluse?
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>>157133250
>for some strange reason I honestly doubt you have even tried

you couldn't be more wrong as i play the role of leader in all possible opportunities but the thing is the people who i play with all think they're the leader when they have no idea what to do

lol why do you think i hate this game so much? because i can think about what 4 other people should be doing at all times and, in my games, the other 4 people are doing the wrong thing at 90% of all times

i think a lot of you don't understand what low behavior score matchmaking is like, but on top of that i'm pretty sure my account has special flags to give me uncooperative/game losing players etc, i notice enemy teams moving as 5 about 10000x more often than my team
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>>157133035
it's fucking 3k
that's why in 100% of games the outcome of the game is decided by which team had one player who spammed "GO FUCKING ROSH STUPID NIGGERS" and made his team go rosh and kill the tier 2s before going highground
at that mmr people don't even know rosh exists and they constantly try to highground againd tinker and kotl at the 18 min mark
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>>157112367
cute!
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>>157133292
>Bristle
>Not carry
>Batrider
>Not a hero that can 1v5 when ahead
Your knowledge of this game is shit and it's showing.

You can go a very damage oriented Batrider build but you wouldn't even know what items to build.

Not only that but killing your enemies carry and support over and over again reduces their farming by so much that their jugg will have his Battlefurry 30 mins into the game.

Stop being a retard mate and get good.
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>>157133423
i try to get my team to do these things every single game and they won't

they go around the map solo and farm to get whatever item they want.

it's funny how everyone has this misperception of 3k, you claim don't play there so how the fuck would you know? every way you characterize the games is wrong

>JUST GO BATRIDER!!

yes and then the 3k enemy PA teleports to the lane and kills you with daggers. these players aren't nearly as helpless as you think, they're just stupid and refuse to EVER work together

anyone who has watched me stream the past few weeks has seen me lose like 10 won games because my teammate needed to farm his 45 minute sny when we were trying to push high ground as 4 and got wiped losing the game.

it's literally ALL that happens in my games. people DO NOT go together EVER unles sthe ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM IS DEAD and MOST TIMES NOT EVEN THEN

its just the fucking reality son this game is decided based on who you get in matchmaking and i get worse matchmaking than other people boo hoo the end
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>>157133292
no you're just awful 3k trash, that's why you can't win the game with LITERALLY any hero
i pick my favourite op heroes at 5k and win 90% of my games, why can't you do the same at 3k?
>>157133330
they're worse than anything else imaginable because they make up all these fucking labels for themselves while also taking pre-existing terms and rendering their original meaning meaningless and forcing the more autistic into yet stranger lands since they can't ever find each other
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>>157115543
That's a top tier husbando ACCORDING TO AXE
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>>157133529
>their jugg will have his Battlefurry 30 mins into the game.

yes and they will still win because they have jugg and you have batrider and the other 4 people will walk around feeding the jugg.

batrider is one of my favorite heroes to play but suggesting he can win games in 3k is laughable. you don't understand anything about the bracket, aren't 6k, didn't boost your friend's account with a 95% win rate and are just talking shit. quiet please thanks

real men back up shit with proof in conversations like this btw, let's see the dotabuff of that boosted account

>play batrider in 3k to win

you are fucking mentally retarded kid
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FUCKING RUSSIANS

FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAARRHFGHGHH

Screaming at me to buy courier and wards as Death Prophet. Can't even get the ball rolling on her and we just get absolutely fucking wiped.

FUCK RUSSIA

Why can't you pieces of shit stay on your own fucking servers? You don't even use the same alphabet. Fuck off.
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>>157113032

What is the Sheever incident? Never heard of it :(
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thanks for all the (You)s guys you idiots fall for it literally every single time and then condescend on me like i'm the dumb one

i'm going to sleep here's a game i won with personal skill today one of the 1 in a million that ever happens in dota

oh wait i would've won the enigma game today with personal skill too but my team thought it was more important to call me stupid and say they were reporting me for not black holing 3 2000+ hp enemy cores in order to save one teammate

it must be interesting to go through life being able to tolerate other people in general, will never know what it's like

i'll stream some low priority games today so you can watch me outplay every single other player in the game every game and still lose most of them because i go on wildly out of position people and then turn around to see my team running the opposite direction every single time in every single game i play

>batrider OP in 3k guys!!!!!

yeah hes fucking great against the inevitable 12 minute shadow blade slark who feeds on your solo farming spread across the map teamates all game

just tell your team in 3k to group and push they'll listen!! LOLL
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>>157133534
>3k
>aren't as helpless as you think
it's a retard bracket.

if you cant win at such low skill bracket then game is not for you
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>>157133602
>projecting this hard
Dude, you're fucking 2k solo mmr, neither you nor your teammates know how to play the game. You're trying to imply that Batrider is a bad hero to have lategame on your team and that PA is somehow OP.

Mate you're an embarrassment, I suggested Batrider and Bristle because I like playing them because I play offlane, but if you really want a good hero to get out of low mmr just pick Phantom Lancer, go Yasha - Bots - Manta - Diff, farm and win.

The thing is, though, while a 6k gets his Yasha 8 mins into the game you will get it 12 mins into the game.

I can go on and on about heroes and builds that are auto wins in low mmr but you're a no skill, mate.
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every time i play this game i want to kill everyone on my team, on the enemy team, and then myself
why the fuck do i play this fucking game
it doesn't matter if we win or lose, i get so fucking mad at everyone who does stupidly retarded shit, if the enemy slark feeds for the tenth time i get so fucking mad at this retarded slark picker, if the enemy omni repels our teammate i get so fucking angry at this motherfucking imbecile, if our invoker fucks up his spell but gets the kill anyway i get so fucking pissed off at his non-perfect kill. even in the pick screen i can get mad for the rest of the game if someone makes a single utterly retarded pick, like an enemy picking fucking huskar against our od then laning him mid, or some fucker picking bloodseeker jungle
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>>157133835
>pick PHANTOM LANCER to win in low mmr

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>157133803
what the fuck does that even mean
what good does it do (you) that i gave you a (you)
i don't get it
is this a reddit thing? your spacing is a fucking waste of space too, so i guess it's a reddit thing now that i think about it, only redditpeople speak like you do too, probably, i wouldn't know
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sing is strim doturds
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>>157133895
>Not having 750 gpm on PL and win
Again, mate, you're an ignorant no skill.

How about Morph or Sven? Oh wait, next thing you're going to try to ridicule me again for giving good advice.

Get good, no skill scrub.
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>>157133835
the funny thing about posts like this is its like you think the 3.0k game is going to have a support playing support, instead of another core trying to fight for last hits on the lane

and then the offlane will be some shit like huskar undying so yeah fuck you good luck with that 8 minute yasha buddy

in your head you're like
>man i could farm a yasha in THREE MINUTES these guys are SO BAD

except it doesn't matter how bad they are when they walk up and click skills on you and that's reality. you cannot just free farm in these 3k games more often than not you have a support who has no idea what he's doing, feeds the opposing laners, and over 50% of the time you will have someone fighting for last hits and guess what if they have a higher base damage hero they will either take them from you or just fuck them up

yes i'd win 100% of my games in this bracket if i had a 5k support laning with me

guess what? YOU DON'T

I didn't have a hard stun picked TODAY

nobody picked a stun on my teams T O D A Y in like 7 fucking games
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Skipping/not getting linkens on medusa is actually so fucking good, early skadi on that bitch rapes face
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>>157134038
wow stop the fucking presses linkens medusa is bad? damn dude better keep that under wraps

yeah get a skadi first instead so you can do no damage with that build too
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>>157134021
Then just jungle Bloodseeker?
Or go mid as Storm, Ta, Qop?
Or go offlane as bristle?

Or just get good?
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Good God this faggot is shit at dota and now he fucking spams his shit tier blogs like this
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>>157134021
why the fuck does it matter what another faggot is fighting you for last hits? if you're not bad you just take all the last hits
also what the fuck is up with your retarded spacing exactly?
i know this isn't bait, i know you're just fucking awful, since you display all the symptoms, and worst of all you're not even the type of person to call everyone niggers, so what do you even have going for you? literally nothing, go play lOl instead fag
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>>157134132
>storm
>TA

someone who doesn't even play this game anymore is talking shit lol

you don't get it kid

>IT'S JUST LIKE MY GMAES!! I'LL PICK STORM AND GANK THEIR LANES

except in my game my team picked heroes that have 0 kill potential against the enemy team so the pick is purely wasted and can't do anything
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>>157134190
>He thinks TA and Storm can't solo carry anymore
You deserve 2k.
If your team is always so dogshit, then your enemies team is just as dogshit.
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>>157134240
>If your team is always so dogshit, then your enemies team is just as dogshit.

low behavior score gets matched against high behavior score when possible so no.
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>>157134276
Then just farm behavior score in single draft and say "commend for commend"?
Pathetic mate, get good you no skill scrublord.
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>>157134190
>except in my game my team picked heroes that have 0 kill potential against the enemy team so the pick is purely wasted and can't do anything
Except Storm can do that alone, retard. And TA can do that alone too and take solo Rosh early

You are just plain bad
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STOP CLUTTERING UP THE SCREEN WITH SHIT YOU FUCKING RETARDED SUBHUMAN NIGGERS

IO SWEAR TO FUCKINTG CHRIST IF REDDIT LETS THIS SHIT STAY I WILL JOIN ISIS AND BOMB THE REDDIT HEADQUARTERS
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I wouldn't say storm could solo carry. Maybe old storm
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>>157134370
context
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>activate steam guard on my 2nd account where I herd hats but don't have the market option
>transfer them to my account with market option
>cash in about 40€
>buy the pass
>try to trade it to my other account
>this happens
Why do you do this to me ?
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>>157134339
awe well I guess i'm bad :(( you can have it :((

see you in fps games that require actual visceral skill

oh wait you'll never play those just your little chinese rice farming simulator.

>JUST TAKE THE LAST HITS FROM THE OTHER CORE WHO GOES ON YOUR LANE!!
results in "I FEED MIERDA" as he walks down lane

it's so funny how you pretend like you have any idea what these games are like. you're a 4k trying to dispense advice and lying saying you're 6.5k which is just heinous as fuck

and hey guess what i win almost every game i play with sven too bad it's FUCKING BORING AND I PLAY DIFFERENT HEROES EVERY SINGLE GAME UNLIKE FAGGOTS LIKE YOU DURRRRRRR
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>>157134403

Gift it u stupid cuck
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tell me why i should hate puppy
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>>157134403
1. get a refund
2. buy as gift
3. gift it to your account
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Holy shit this guy is wild. Can we get a janny in to permaban him. Its threatening my safe space in the gulag
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>>157134406
Yes, you are bad, but everyone else but you already knows this
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I'm looking to spam PA in my smurf lvl1.
What items should I be building on her?
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>two gym accquaintences are talking about how they don't understand twitch & watching games
>want to interject
>they're wearing sports apparel
>smile & continue my set
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>>157134512
oh no you called me bad at dota :(((((( a game that's 80% decided by what other people do :(((((

keep thinking you're "good" becuase you played zeus in your calibration games and got 4.4k where you've stayed

i banned you from my twitch for a reason, it's that I don't want to talk to you. don't you ever get the message?
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>>157134530
625 gold
Blight orb
Oov
Iron branch

Roaming into jungle
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"When you're a Dota 2 legend, they let you do anything, Grab em by the pussy, you can do anything"
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>>157134564
>i banned you from my twitch for a reason, it's that I don't want to talk to you. don't you ever get the message?
I have literally never opened up your garbage stream. Why'd I want to watch a mouth breather play dota
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>>157134602
but they didn't have a pussy
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dota_disable_stun_bar <true/false>

HOW COME THIS SHIT ISN'T WORKING
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>>157134396
New stun bar.

It's pathetic.
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>>157134637
probably for the same reason that you want to have a nonstop conversation with me on here: you want people to pay attention to you

>just pick batrider guys
>that's how you win in 3k

>jump in
>lasso
>force
>shivas
>look at minimap
>team that was with me 4 seconds ago is in the enemy jungle farming camps

brilliant strat mate

call me when you're good at a game requiring visceral skill not one 80% decided by other people and intentionally set up by matchmaking to be 50% win loss rate

>it's just a coincidence that over 99% of all dota players have win rates from 47 to 53% :^)
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>>157134672
you arent literally typing <true/false> into the console are you
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>>157134708
y-yes I did it now.


;_;
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>>157134672
You retard need to use either true or false
The bracket and slash imply options to choose from.
Set it to true and it works.
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>>157134721
dota_disable_stun_bar true

Now give me a kiss
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>>157134672
>too stupid to operate a computer
>thinks smart enough to play dota

these are the people who argue with me here about how bad i am at dota
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>tfw to intelligent for 3k bracket
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>Everybody I know that is 6k+ supports Trump.
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>>157134441
>>157134474
I actually never thought this was an option.
Thanks /d2g/
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Why did Valve think having a fuck huge stunned bar is OK

the fuck
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>>157135121
They don't play the game and saw that it's used it in WoW so they thought it would fit dota.
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>instead of fixing the replays we get shitty stun bar

We turning to csgo with these shitty patches
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>>157134706
Are we playing in the same 3k?
Like, that kind of game happens in one out of ten at worst, most of the time i actually have teammates when i need them, waiting for my initiation.
Or maybe it happens because i try to COMMUNICATE with my team instead of expecting them to know everything and do everything like we are TI7 champions? Really makes you think, huh?
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>>157135004
Please stop. The race is over. Accept the truth. You're only making it hard on yourself.
>>157135393
You are not shadow pooled.
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>>157133803
>do a dogshit build
>get carried
classic psg
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>>157135408
Because i do not intentionally feed every game.
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/dc/Necr_ability_reap_03.mp3
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>>157135563
enjoy not having a MENTAL ORGASM and still being 3k
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Centaur getting any buffs next patch?
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>Centaur being played as a #1 carry in 6-7k mmr average games RIGHT NOW

uhh dotards>Centaur being played as a #1 carry in 6-7k mmr average games RIGHT NOW

uhh dotards>Centaur being played as a #1 carry in 6-7k mmr average games RIGHT NOW

uhh dotards
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>>157135694
It's great, return working on towers is pretty retarded.
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>>157135597
Thank you, my friend, i'm not going to be 3k for long, which i cannot say about you with your mindset. I also would rather have a head full of hair than having """"""mental orgasms""""" if you know what i mean ;^)
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i cant wait to find out my mmr so i can let you guys know how bad i am
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>>157135797
>Even 3kers can now laugh at PSG who is at 2k.
my side s
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>>157135694
NO A HERO IS BEING PICKED NERF IT TO THE GROUND
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>>157135393
There's like 3-4 metrics used in matchmaking, no way only mmr is used because how wild swings of dota ability I've seen.
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>>157135797

hahaha
psg btfo

if you get to 4k you better not pick cores in my games just saying
>>
Hi guys I'm new what do we talk about?
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>>157136174
puppey grabbed his team by the pussy
>>
How should I react when one of my allies lastpicks roaming support BH and spends his entire starting gold on wraith band + 1 stack tangos instead of buying a ward or clarities and OoV so he can actually have some success in his ganks?
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>>157136174
gently caressing big, throbbing feminine penises
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im trying to make a fangame of puppey

did i get the room right?
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>>157135665
probably but it wiill be something retarded like more str
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>>157136174
eighteen fully clothed cowboys at ram ranch
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>>157136492
reddit
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>>157136492
Seems good.
Don't take too long with it though. You should aim to finish it this week or the meme might have died by then.
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>Timber somehow dies to Omni/AA.
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>>157113694
kek
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>>157136492
You have to go back kid
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>>157113694
Fucking hell man
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>>157136290
Tell him to commit suicide and move on
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>I play Legion.
>Omni counter pick.
>Enemy has Legion
>24/0
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>>157113694
>w33 just looks like the average romanian
????
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>>157136776
>Willfully a bottom 5 hero
?
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what kind of dynasty was puppey trying to make?
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>>157136792
As a proud balkan boi, I kek'd.
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>>157136858
>proud
>balkan boi
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ESSENCE SHIFT NOW HAS A 0.6 SECOND COOLDOWN

FIAXED
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>>157136996
no make slark unable to buy a basher so he can't cancel tps
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>>157136776
>I play Legion.
found your problem
and omni doesn't counter LC you shitter
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>>157137032
>omni doesn't counter LC.
DEE
TWO
GEE
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>>157136996
DARK PACT ONLY PURGES 1 STUN/DEBUFF
FIXED
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quick how do i counter huskar as wk
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>>157136845
To rival the CLQ dynasty of course.
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>>157137030
>Hex isn't an item in the game
What did the dumb poster mean by this
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>>157137101
>hex is a good item on slark/goes through bkb/has a passive bash
what did this poster imply?
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>>157137150
I thought they removed backtrack from the game
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>>157137073
you dont counter huskar
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>>157137170
im not even the original dumbposter
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>>157137056
well, the heal can help to counter duel, but it's not a reliable save like grave, false promise or astral imprisonment, and his ult has long ass cooldown
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What are the odds of CK being buffed this patch?
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>Enemy team tries to gank me
>Backtrack all of their spells
>They back out
>Catch up to them with a Time walk from half the map and chrono all of them
>Rampage

How is Void balanced dotards?
>>
https://twitter.com/TobiWanDOTA/status/785531181727178752
tobi also streaming arma 3 with 76 viewers
has tobi reached JUST status
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>>157137073
blademail. He'll kill himself
>>
I don't want to scare you guys, but there are redditors browsing and posting in this thread RIGHT NOW
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>>157137380
>Instead of CRITTING, the passive now has a 7%/14%/21%/28% chance of spawning a CK illusion (depends of the ultimate, so if no ultimate, no illu spawn)
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>>157137380
>70th in popularity
Why is he so unpopular?
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>>157137380
he needs an aghs that allows him to farm. They'll have to nerf some aspects of him to make up for it.
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this meta is so stale and boring, why the fuck did valve postpone the patch until fucking december?
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>>157137892
WISdom stats needs more work
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>>157137380
I feel like he is plenty strong with farm but can't get there reliably because pretty much every other hero farms faster than him.

But what other hero can actually stand up to a 6-slotted CK? Those Illusions are insane.
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PGG said he doesn't remember drinking with El Presidente in Manila. Is it possible that our weaboo batman is lying?
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>>157137468
don't worry I'll trigger them by posting Jimmy
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>Playing AM
>We've got a pretty good team comp (1 person hasn't chosen yet), Weaver Offlane, Invoker Mid, and Ursa jungle
>Last guy said he'd support
>Picks Enigma and leaves me alone against bloodseeker and axe, only comes in to die
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>>157137892
but anon, you'll wake up on december 12th to an amazing patch!

>harambe hero
>6.89
>new ui
>jugg arcana

I'll try to spam reddit to convince them to enable the less-snowy winter map for a while
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>>157137892
>why the fuck did valve postpone the patch until fucking december?

I don't understand it either. Sure, dota is very balanced overall right now, but TI made it obvious that there are a lot of heroes that need help. PL for example seems to be absolute trash-tier right now.
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>>157137448
it worked. thanks
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How do I make 300 dollars a month through the internet as a male (so can't camwhore)?

I just want to keep living a comfy neet lifestyle.
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>>157138018
>Doesn't remember getting blackout wasted
Well, isn't that kinda the point
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>>157138056
well at least it's a "a lot of shit heroes and some are slightly more picked" patch rather than "several stronger heroes spammed to shit"

You may find mirana or some shit annoying but they're not broken, like shit I dunno. 6.83 troll/jugg/axe
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I played a low priority game a while ago with this guy Stephan
, and he sent me a friend request after. I didn't accept it because he was on the other team that destroyed me, and I figured he just wanted to talk shit. But I guess I'll never know.

Some time in late September he changed his name to 'Committing suicide, Farewell'. Pretty disturbing but I didn't think much of it, figuring he wasn't being serious; just BabyRaging and being emo. But morbid curiosity made me keep checking his profile, and I noticed that he was not playing. A few weeks go by, and his name is changed to 'Stephan Dad plz msg info RIPoct2'. On his profile I see a few comments from others paying their respects. The guy actually killed himself.

According to his twitch
he lost his job recently and decided to just start streaming. He was obviously going through a rough time, (as many people who consume themselves with dota/video games are) and felt he had only one way out.

I'm not really sure what the point of this post is. I just needed to tell someone because it's really been bothering me. I didn't know him, but honestly, it's just really gut-wrenching and makes me feel sick that he was serious and this actually happened. I found out a few days ago and I've been thinking about it a lot. Maybe if I accepted his friend request and we became pals this wouldn't have happened. I guess I just wana say that guys, you never know what someone's going though. It can be hard to remember that the people you're in game with are actual human beings with real problems and feelings. Maybe you're going through a tough time too. Its so easy to just be rude and flame and say terrible things from behind your computer screen that you probably don't mean but those things could seriously hurt someone. We can all try a bit harder to be more considerate of our fellow players, whoever they are and wherever they may be from. I know I will.

RIP Stephan.
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>>157138056
its not even very balanced right now. there are still heros that are in every single game no matter what. i cant even remember the last game i play without a morph, sd, kunkka, or PA in it
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>>157138109
make up a moving sob story and sell it to reddit
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>>157138109
are you cute? turn yourself into a trap
>>
>>157138018
>one minor detail is wrong
>m-must be the whole blog is lie!
or maybe Volodya was too drunk to remember
>>157138042
how is this good team composition
besides, no support could've helped you against those two
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>>157138109
Draw porn
Write and draw a webcomic that panders to tumblr
Write and draw a porn webcomic that panders to tumblr

make sure you have a paytreon
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>>157138203
How do I sell something to reddit? Is there a donate option, I thought you can only upvote and downvote?

I don't want to wageslave and every day that passes where I don't make money brings me closer to becoming homeless, it's fucking scary.
>>
>>157138154
kill yourself
>>
>>157138328
>Not wanting to at least triple the amount of money you get

lol
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>>157138328
gofundme
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>>157119724
>meepo mainer
>first pick meepo
>they pick lich, ember, jakiro, winter, magnus
>tfw i can't do shit, even within 500+ games
>>
is there a low skill unranked or does everyone start in normal
>>
>>157138258
Meant compared to the enemy team, sorry. They were all mid-game carries (and axe I guess), but Enigma fed and I never got much farm at all.
>>
>>157138379
I just want to be a NEET, not wageslave

>>157138382
>I am a NEET that wants to continue to be NEET
>give me money pls
Does this actually work? If I lie to hard, won't I get charged with fraud etc.?
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>>157138405
>appear with only 1 meepo
>they all wait to use their shit on you
>your team obliterates them because lolnoultimates
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>>157136492
>it's colored

not CCTV enough
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>>157138328
Tell them you are making esports documentary. Guaranteed lots of money, no need to ship anything.
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>>157138405
I get really lucky whenevr I play Meepo for some reason and they don't pick a counter to me (except in ranked where my teammates won't let me pick last)
I don't play him all the time, but when I do, I get rampages every other game.
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>>157138575
Damn, thank you. What happens if I don't ship anything or some shitty video? Do I have to use my real name?
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>>157137976
Void
Ember
PA
PL
Tiny
OD
Morph
And their team

CK is abject trash because his illusion are too easy to clear in this meta
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>>157138549
if it was easy everyone would be doing it. either get a job or work hard so you don't have to work.
>>
Guess who's line this is.
>These proving grounds shall be littered with the dead.
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>>157138719
Cent
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>>157138719
Chad, the Warden.
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>>157138719
>These proving grounds shall be littered with the dead.
Centaur, right?
>>
>play ranked
>get garbage stack of two players consisting of sven who doesn't even buys dominator to stack ancients and wisp who rushes boots of travel
>they also feed offlane huskar who is godlike after 10 minutes
why is this allowed
>>
>>157138719
>Guess who is line this is
WHOSE LINE, you illiterate fuck.
>>
tfw quas wex is still fun as fuck.
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>behavior score raised to 9000 within a week
>almost every game suddenly has atleast one abandoner

how does it even work
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>>157138762
>>157138786
Not bad, what about this one.
>Where'd that funny light come from?
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>>157138915
getting behaviour score too high is a trap, you will be matched with autists who are here because they dont write anything and they play like shit
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>>157138940
The siamese shreks.

Guess this one:
>Meepo!
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>>157139048
sven
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>>157139048
Good job. Try this one.
>The king is dead. Long live the king.
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>>157131550
>- He doesn't benefit from the armour, because of Warcry
>le diminishing returns meme
For the last fucking time, each point of armor ALWAYS gives 6% of your base HP to your effective HP against phys damage. It doesn't matter whether you're at 10 or 100 armor. Which means that if you need to tank phys attacks, you buy armor, end of story. And since you buy BKB for anything that isn' phys damage, you do need to buy armor.
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if max mmr you can calibrate at is 4.5k then why am i matched against 5.3k players in my first ranked game
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>>157139102
Wraith King?
>>
>memeleague starts today
>>
Guess who this is

>Yeah.
>Alright.
>Okay.
>Mmh.
>>
>>157139131
i calibrated at 4.6k, I'm pretty sure the calibration cap is around 5k
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>>157139238
IO?
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>>157139197
The other king.
>>
whats a good cookie cutter build order for bristleback
>>
>>157139414
>39% winrate in 5k
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>>157139457
where can you check high mmr winrates
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>>157138018
REDDIT BTFO
EE ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>157139482
in my neighbor's house
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>>157139457
but im a noob who plays unranked, seems pretty good
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>>157139414
1. boots of choice
2. first dragon lance
3. echo sabre
4. dragon lance x3
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>>157139651
>x3
Get out
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>>157138154
I'm sure this is from reddit, either way
>tell people to kill themselves
>they actually do it
The absolute madmen
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>>157138018
>trusting a fat russian
eh.
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>>157139678
that wasn't a smiley face retard
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>>157139770
He knows, he's just shitposting.
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>>157139750
>trusting anime
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>>157139770
Maybe he meant x2 lances is enough, because cmon, no slot for tp?
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>>157139678
I agree, multiplying by three is just so haram.
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>>157139925
>>157139925
migrate
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>>157138689
A farmed PL after the agi gain nerf is absolutely chanceless against a 6 slot CK.
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