Cuddlechain Edition
Previous: >>157069259
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
nth for cute spooder.
sans
Fish!
Taking a gamble but
fourth for goatdad
Nth for late night gaming.
Xth forthe toby dog
Xth for flowey
>>157111156
Nailed it
the boys
Nth for I love this goat and pumpkin. But I am not on when she draws =/
>>157111586
Pumpkins mostly been doing skeleton requests and stuff with her own OC lately. It's a shame but I guess that sort of art gets her the most coverage on here and on Tumblr
love this gote desu
>>157111303
T H E G O O N S
>"Hey Pap, check out these stories I found on the Undernet!"
I want Undyne to suck a horse cock!
http://pastebin.com/rsnuyh7e
Alphys and Gaster make a monster
http://pastebin.com/VwV7Wjbd
Always open for some requests.
Night everyone. I hope you all have a nice night.
>>157111748
Good night!
>>157111689
love thisfrisk
>>157111303
spooky dudes
>>157095594
Hey, I don't know if yo are still here, but I am currently drawing your Undyne Pumping iron right now. It may be a bit longer because I am trying to make the anatomy look nicer.
>it's a skeletonfags jerking each other off thread
Can't you fucks go back to tumblr or Reddit?
>>157111156
best
>>157111748
Goodnight!
>>157111678
Yhea, I have tumblr favorited. I don't mind it, I just love her art. I just hate missing her when she is on
>>157112095
>he wouldn't jerk off his fellow characterfags
>>157112095
People were talking storyshift earlier, we've been rolling reddit for a little while.
>>157111735
>a gooey, warm blob monster will never engulf your body and gently fuck you until your skin is tingling all over
FUCK YOU ALPHYS
>>157112096
I know I shouldn't but I just love that dad so much.
>>157111872
love them both
femanon art
>>157112428
he did nothing wrong
>>157111872
cool dudes
>>157112778
>girls
>on 4chan
i wanna be in a goopy amalgote with asriel
>>157112824
but that's why I like him!
Praise be to Asrielle!
>>157112904
as good a reason as any
>>157112832
BABY DUDES
>>157113070
I suppose I don't have to justify myself here
Asian artist's powerlevels are too high.
I feel below kirllin tier.
>>157113154
not to me, anon
>>157113426
That's good
>>157112858
It's just a meme anon
>>157111735
You're open for requests? Could you do something with Flowey breaking the reader's limbs and leaving them to rot somewhere?
>>157112858
it's true, there used to be at least one.
but she's left
behold the mighty delta rune
▼ ▼
͏ ͏ ▼
>>157113737
I love that file name so much.
>>157111735
requesting shota asriel vore
>>157113702
>memes
>on 4chan
>>157113739
Where is the circle part and wings?
>>157113739
woah how did u do that ????
GOodnight /utg/
>>157114126
Good night!
>>157114628
It's me
i'm the faggot that gets triggered by people posting stuff I don't like
please ignore people who shit on you and keep posting mom
Oh dear, I forgot to encounter So Sorry today.
However will I cope?
gote kissing
>>157114771
You can enjoy all the lovely fanart of him that was made today!
I
Love
FLOWEY
>cum in the beard
haha ew, i should shave more often
>>157115040
>femanons
>>157115182
...
goodnight folks!
>>157114774
kissu the gote
>>157115182
i got cum in my own ear by accident last night man, shit just gets everywhere
Got some of the comic done again today.
>cumming
>ever
that's your life force you fools
>>157115381
git 'er done, daddy
>>157115501
I GIVE MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
NOT FOR HONOR
BUT FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(goat fucker)
>>157115195
a-are you stalking me
>>157115501
I can believe that.
>>157115619
LIKE A FUCKING BOOK
>>157115307
always kissu
>>157115824
>>157115959
>no big goat
feels bad
>>157115605
Just spent 7 minutes and 4 seconds pacing around my apartment listening to Snake Eater.
Those 7 minutes and 4 seconds of my life were changed because of your shitpost, anon.
>>157116428
I'm genuinely honored.
>>157116580
I don't understand the goatmom is physically strong and built meme. People get pissy when other people post off model pictures but momfags almost always get a free pass when they do it
>>157112324
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>157116703
she's a boss monster with stats as high as asgore
>>157116834
yeah and? people use to get mad when dadfags post super built Asgore and he at least uses an actual weapon. Toriel just uses magic
>>157116891
she's a strong woman who dont need no man.
>>157116891
Beats me man. I don't get mad at others when they post off model pictures. I kinda like them tbhhh.
>>157116979
That has nothing to do with anything, I guess its just another one of those double standards /utg/ has just like with people lewding the skeletons
>>157116891
and? those people are retarded, that has little bearing on the actual argument. asgore is physically fit enough to fight and win against undyne, depicting him with being well built is hardly even headcanon, aside from his sprite looking more musclefat than straight up well built in the ending.
Post your late night tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFu59y454HM
>>157117205
https://youtu.be/PRby1kg_ylI
Alright, finally finished the Undyne pumping iron drawing.
>>157116998
why cant people draw nice looking horns that actually sit on their head right
>>157117205
Still chilling and drinking to Nujabes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4COiiDXkgBM
>>157116703
>off model
What model? She wears the least form fitting garment possible, she could look like pretty much anything under there.
sleep tight lil gote and human
oh, and post more sleepy [plz
>>157116891
>>157117063
The only times i've ever seen people really do that for Asgore is if they're shitting on him and his fans or if its that weird Charafag that gets mad that people like a certain body type.
>>157117429
good horns are hard
sleepy dream time
>>157117539
Good night!
>>157117205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B7xm7o_lUg
Don't lookaway
>>157117205
https://youtu.be/bBuQMUvURoU
>>157117437
>>157117623
delet
>>157117623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKQrOyv9ZTA
>>157117539
Goodnight man. Sleep well!
>>157111735
If you're doing requests, how about something comfy for once? Say Asgore teaching anon about gardening and having father-son bonding style fun. Maybe even some comfy hugging.
>>157111735
Your version of toriel lifting weightsfor me collection
so what's a good looking anon like you doing this fine day/night?
>>157118094
my* not me...
>ywn lick a lizard
kill me senpai
>>157117437
sleep tight goter
>>157118208
Feels bad.
>>157118179
>good looking
>anon
Pick one.
>>157118296full image link?
>>157118378
If I had it.
>>157117971
Sleep tight #1 pilto))
>>157118452you too hotshot)))
>>157118520You're the real hotshot, hotshot
>>157118705Thats all you familam. A pilot is only as good as his best wingman ]: )
>>157118438
>>157118296
>>157118378
>>157111735i kind of want a continuation of the undyne one where another horse plows her ass.
>momfags are being gayer than asrielfags
This doesn't add up.
>>157118927If you like lizard lewds, have you followed pixschlicks and undertaild on twitter?
There's an Alphys clone orgy and some other stuff they haven't posted on their tumblrs.
>>157119084
they've been drinking again. just like toriel
>>157119264Oh really now? I'm not currently following them, I will have to go check it out.
>>157119273
I hate when mommy drinks.
Nipples.
>tfw it's been over a year now
>tfw still like the majority of the males in the cast and regularly fap to them
>tfw still haven't fallen in love with anyone real
>tfw start thinking about dressing more feminine
>tfw people around me start to imply some of the things I do is a little gay
Alright lets settle this. Is it gay to lke fictional male undertale characters?
>>157120186
yeah
>>157120186
it's not gay unlessyou read this.
>>157120095Fishnipples.
>>157120339
>>157120264
I mean technically the characters aren't human and I've never had anything with a human male so, wouldn't that justify it?
>>157120782
>"I fap to things with dicks and look similar to/are actually male."
its gay as fuck but its not like you have to come out of the closet or anything, dont worry about it
Post Chara being diapered by Toriel
>>157120339
Not today, memer.
rip thread
>>157120941
Nice try, fag
>>157120945
is it happening
are we going to be free
>>157120589
your file name is spelled wrong
should be bone dady
>>157120931
To use you guys terms it's just "memesexual" It's not like I'd probably have a real partner or anything right?
Plenty of straight people probably have thoughts of dressing up like the opposite gender at least once right?
>>157121071
nah its correct
>>157121025
Guess again, dingus.
>>157121094
no if you fap to them regularly youre gay but if yeah the dressing feminine thing happens to tons of guys that are gay so. just dont sperg about it for real, fap to the dudes and bust nuts family, no one cares
>>157121143
Why is Sans in girl's clothing. Is this a meme?
>>157121572
it has been some kind of trend recently but this one might be a style thing since pap and frisk are here too
wanna sleep on the goat brothers lap
>>157121572
I'd rather sans in papyrus' clothing
>frick
I can't believe Asgore is my freakin' daddy!
>>157122684
i cant believe asgore is fucking my daddy
>>157122671
Is he even here anymore
>>157122954
i can't believe asgore is flipping my patty!
>>157122483
I love my mommy
>>157122970
he's in a better place now
with child prostitutes
>>157123040
This made me laugh
>>157122970
he said he's in hong kong on tumblr
i don't know how long though
>>157123040I can't believe my flipping patty is Asgore!
Has milka (or anyone else) wrote any more edgy / sad fics
>>157122954
>Anon: "D-Daddy! Are you okay? Is that big monster hurting you?! Are you okay?!"
>Anon's Daddy: "Y-Yes son, D-AH~! Daddy's just fine! Daddy's f-fuh friend is making him feel really good...now go to your room! Right now!"
>Anon: "Okay..."
>Asgore: "No, mmnn...let the boy watch"
>Anon's daddy: "Y-Yes, daddy! ANON! GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW. S-SUH~ SIT AND WATCH DADDY GET F-FUCCCKKKED~"
>>157123532
huh
>>157123167
More like Hong-Long! As in, it'll be a long time before he gets back! And I'll miss him very much! And I'll cry myself to sleep tonight because he's not here to hold me and keep me safe!
>>157123532
>>157123716
I wish I was asriel in that situation
>>157123773
i wish i was asriel
>>157120405does spider have puss puss?
>>157123841
According to my research,yes.__________
>>157123716
>tfw you will never dress up as Asriel for a depressed, horny, asriel-obsessed anon
>tfw he will never hold you and kiss you passionately like you really were Asriel
>tfw you will never call him big brother just like he wants
>tfw you will never make him happy
>>157123827
i wish i was inside asriel
and by that i mean giving my soul to him in a completely nonsexual way followed by living a comfy domestic life with him as a single entity
>>157124058
>tfw you will never absorb an anon's soul
>>157123374
None recently, but like with the anniversary, I'm planning to do a bad end collection the week running up to Halloween.
>>157124039
>tfw people would only do this for asrielfags
What do you think absorbing a soul would feel like?
>>157124407
Energizing, domineering if they resist or loving and reassuring if they're willing
>>157124391
Who would you want me to be for you, Anon?
>>157124491
I'd want you to beasrielle.
>>157124485
It sounds nice...
Would it make me bad if I got addicted to the feeling? If I hoarded souls inside of me? I'd only take them if they were willing, of course...
>>157124557If that would make you happy, Anon, I'd do it.
>>157124641
fuck off monte
>>157124558
I'd assume you'd run out of """""willing""""" souls eventually
>>157124641
If you really want to make me happy then you shouldlive life to the fullest and make yourself happy.
>>157124702
Are you sure? How do I make people want to give their souls to me?
>>157124801
depends, are you a boy or a girl?
>>157124948
I am a boy.
>>157124979
mhmm, i see. well good luck then
Goodnight utg! At least we got Monday out of the way! Onward to have Tuesday! Have a good day!
>>157125031
Thanks mom! Goodnight, I love you!
>>157125021
So how do I do it?
>>157125197
oh i dunno, if you were a girl i wouldve just given you mine tbqhwyf
>>157116703
>momfags get a free pass
Okay, what universe did I arrive in? I used to get a guy that would just say 'nice asrielle' to me every time I posted a Toriel that deviated a bit. I think everyone just about gets this treatment, it's just we have a blind eye to others, I suppose.
>>157117205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ZTMC5mw9U
Specifically the throne room parts
>>157125760
Will Undyne leave Alphys when she finds out that she's used goods
>>157125891
>implying alphys isn't the biggest turbo virgin
>>157125760
BLUE
BOARD
Goodnight /utg/, I love you!
>>157126105
Good night!
>>157125031
Just realised how bad I screwed that up.
>>157125703
Why is John Williams so based
>>157117205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9XDaLJesVg
anons cute butt
>>157126342
D-Don't say that...!
>>157126151
I don't know, man, but specifically at 5 minutes I get incredible chills. The moment of destiny, the closing of the circle, the great zenith, it all just hits really hard.
I still have the nice post momma Toriel wrote to me the other night and I've been reading it before I go to bed
>>157125981
she canonically birthed both papyrus and sans and has blackmailed mettaton into being her robot sex slave by threatening blooky
>>157126374
i want to touch it
>>157127195
But you can't! That's lewd!
why is utg so pathetic now
>>157125891
undyne will leave alphys when the genius sans reveals that the determination research was actually all his work and the bitch whore lizard stole it and used it to experiment on undyne and brainwash and it caused her to lose her eye and then undyne can go have a heterosexual relationship with papyrus like god (sans) intended
>>157127373
We're not
>>157127373
>now
>>157127373
what do you mean?
>>157127373
>now
What would hurt Alphys the most?
>>157127523
Please don't hurt the lizard.
>>157127393
>>157127419
>wahh please tell me everythings going to be ok and say good night to me so i can feel i have a mommy... please ;-;
>tfw asriel will never make me crossdress, fuck me in the ass and absorb my soul uwu
>i want a horse to fuck and urinate in undyn's mouth and she can only smell the horse's balls musk for 2 weeks
what the fuck are we even doing anymore
the mommy shit just gets worse and worse every day
>>157127523
well killing asgore and undyne and/or mettaton will cause her to kill herself out of guilt, kind of hard to do more than that
>>157127657
If I can't hurt her how can I know that I am real
>>157127725
/utg/ is hurt very badly. /utg/ needs someone to love and take care of him and help him heal
>>157127725
Only the first of those is really new.
>>157127657
the lizard is for loving
>>157127820
That has been here forever.
>>157127820
i think undyne getting horse fucked and turned into a cock sleeve is the one of those that is new
and that's just a meme of the day, i doubt it will have the staying power of alberto barbosa
otherwise it's business as usual
>>157127870
I guess it was just out of style for a while and I forgot. Fucking the goat or fish in various ways are daily occurrences.
>>157127523
Just leave her to her own devices and she'll take care of it
>>157127870
Not every day like now.
I want to be your angel, /utg/
>>157128139angle
>>157128123
It was once. These things come and go, but they don't ever leave for good. I expect WORSHIP to be coming back very soon.
>>157128207
Oh god, please no.
>>157128207
it's been a long time since we had any proper WORSHIP
>>157128231
It's all part of a cycle anon, just accept it and enjoy the good parts, even if it's not entirely your cup of tea.
>>157128139
i'm not into military boys
nice
dead thread dead kids
>>157128278
go back to discord
>>157128949
dead thread deadanons
>>157128957
you wish those were the only asrielfags
>>157128278
You could always do thatin trash.
How many times did Alphys try to kill herself when she was in elementary school
>>157129218
i wish frick was dead
>>157129339
never, she just cut herself for the attention
>>157129339
at least 20 times, but it was just for attention so she could use the victim card after she killed asgore second goat child Torgore and say that "she had depression and couldn't be around someone like him"
are we dead
>>157130317
I'm having a sub-optimal experience.
>>157130317
dead as this goat
>>157130583
how can skeletons develop signs of aging?
>>157130583
>>157130625
the same way they can sweat and cry, they're made of magic
>>157130317
its 3a.m. my brain is too fried to shitpost
>>157130659
Good morning everyone!
Wow, lots of amazing moms posted in this thread I haven't seen before, thanks!
>>157130737
wow look at that grandpa sans pull a tokyo drift
Does anyone have more pictures like this? Something about cool, sharp dressed Papyrus is awesome.
>>157131265
floweytale is the cutest au!
Thoughts on being held by the mother?
>>157131371
like this?
>>157131867
Is this mom as good as the other one
>>157131934
Yeah that's perfect!
>>157131990
glad i could help
>>157131964
Of course!
>>157131371
>>157132245
Love this
Would you pet Tori?
>>157132530
Thats azzy though
>>157132586
No this is Azzy
>post to image ratio
Wew
Morning everyone.
Have a nice day.
>>157133053
Good morning!
>>157133053
It's already terrible, but thank you anyways.
>when the hit 2004 radio play Undertale turns you into a furry
>>157133053
Thanks, you too.
under tale au where everything is the same except sans is replaced by caddicarus and at the end as to judge whether or not kiddo deserves slaughter or salvage
>>157133167FINESSIN
DEAD
>>157133872
6-8 ET is the downtime for these threads.
>>157133928
Yeah but we're dead as fuck man. It's gotten real bad in just a few weeks, maybe no content on the anniversary made people leave for good.
>>157134047
Good.
>>157134047
In peak hours we still have 80+ unique IPs.
>>157134126
my phone changes IPs all the time, most of them are probably me desu
>>157134126
at least 9 of those are mine when I phonepost
>>157134321
>>157134285
Well fair enough
We've got until christmas i think, then it will really die.
>>157134372
before we die can we have a discord party to worship woshua
>>157134047
I estimate we might pick up steam again on Halloween or as fangames start coming in.
I hope to keep writing so long as there's a /utg/, personally, even if we're dying.
>>157134372
>came to /utg/ in january
>won't be here for christmas
hurts a little
>>157134461
I hope so.
It's a shame we didn't get anything special for the anniversary, what with how Toby promised so much for the kickstarter goals.
http://zukchan.tumblr.com/post/137687121010/and-even-you-dont-have-shoulders
someone stitch this
>>157134475
maybe we could dump Christmas art right at midnight on November 1
>>157134610
appreciate the idea but i dont think it would be the same
>>157134517
Yeah, I would have liked that. Still, at least there's still tons of art/comics/fics pouring in, so even if there's nothing official, at least it's something.
>>157134709
Don't worry, we're going to be just fine on Christmas Eve, without a doubt.
>>157134756
glad you guys will be fine without me;_;
>>157134912
where are you going
REAL
MKID
HOURS
https://soundcloud.com/flipmakesthings/akihabara-cruise
>>157135012
georgia but im gonna miss all of my children here, my poor babies are all grown up
g'mornin
keep your chin up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYSMZpiF7sA
>>157135168
Good morning anon!
REAL TEXTPOSTING HOURS
Name off your favorite's favorite food, favorite subject, and favorite person and I'll try to guess who they are!
>>157135418
1. Pie
2. Child-rearing
3. Her child
This one's tough, good luck!
>>157135168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ArflgRec7oDon't forget to vote))))
>>157135502
Gaster
>>157135858
ugly bitch
>>157135886
i like to think im at least a 7/10 but to each their own
>>157135945
shut up bitch
>>157135064
there will never be a more confusing poster than you
>>157135858
disgusting cunt
stop being rude to my wife
>>157135418
Tears of her victims
Science (in which she got an F on purpose just to make sure)
Her twisted self
>>157136248
Your wife is an ugly whore
>>157135858
10/10 would raise as my own.
>>157136219
Don't! You have so much to live for!
>>157136294
yeah, but there's no need to point it out
>>157136269
Underfell Alphys?
>>157136337
anon ive been dead for 35 years, today is the day ishitpost
chara is a smelly ugly cunt and we are all happy she is dead for good
>>157136395
Regular.
>>157117380
It's great!
>>157136675
I am not happy.
Wanna SAVE Chara
Gonna SAVE Chara
>>157136686
this is canon
Which undertale character do you masturbate to ?
>>157137085
the cutest one
>>157137217
Which one is that?
>>157137329
heheh... you know
>>157137375
It's one of the goats isn't it.
>>157137415
nah, you know who i mean
>>157137481
Yeah it's Toriel, I get it.
>>157137217
>>157137329
>>157137375
>>157137415
>>157137481
It's(You)in't it?
>>157111586
She did a lovely comfy Tori for me lately.
>>157137529
That one's great!
>>157137515
no man toriel is buttcheeks, no offense to the momfags
>>157137519
how did(You)know?
Quick question, I haven't been in here for about 4 months, but what do you guys talk about now? The game being completely done and over.
Is there new merch or has Toby announced something? Fan games?
I wish Asgore was my dad, he wouldn't let the mean boys push me around and he would hug me in his big, strong arms every day.
>>157135502
Hmm it Snowdrakes mom? It can be Toriel because otherwise favorite person would have been herself
>>157137618
I can't believe we get this question literally every fucking day.
>>157137618
We just shoot the shit and post nice art, occasionally talk about the best parts of the game. Also fan games/fan fiction.
>>157137673
She would be her own child?
>>157137685
I used to live here. I imagine a lot of people did, but like, I'm kind of over the game. At least in the trash heap of the /hsg/ on /co/, we knew more shit would come eventually.
>>157137690
Mmm. Fair enough. Is there anything I need to check out that I missed out on? Like bigger fan projects or theories? Did anything happen with Gaster?
>>157137767
No I was trying to say that it can't be Toriel because Toriel is a selfish cunt that only cares about herself. but it turns out I can't type
>>157137869
N O
O
>>157137869
>Like bigger fan projects or theories?
If you like Chara there is endless theories on them.
There's been a few fangames and decent AUs.
>>157137905
>>157137905
Fine. I guess I'll go buy the undertale triforce shirt and be done with it.
REAL FLOWEY HOURS
TIME TO POST THIS CUTIE!
>>157138091
its for the best
>>157138128
I'm pretty sure posting literal shit is against the rules
>>157138128
NO
THESE ARE TRUE TEST HOURS
>>157138128
>>157138204
>stealing mkidhoursfag's gimmick
>>157138128
i got you
>>157138249
Floweyfags are all women, which is why they have such shit taste, and women are unoriginal and see nothing wrong with stealing other peoples gimmicks
>>157138249
>implying he started it
New.
>>157138176
I HATE YOU
>>157138249
gimmicks are shit
post flowey
>>157138375
Oh no someone with a scat fetish hates me, however will I live with myself
>>157138047
Ugh. I'll pass on the Chara theories. Most of those always seemed to miss what I considered to be the point of that character and focus too much on them as an individual rather than a representation of "you" and humanity.
>>157137875
Oh that's funny, I think you made another typo in this post! You wrote that Toriel is a "selfish cunt", which is actually not true! Please edit your post.
>>157138375
Flowey you say? Don't mind if I do.
>>157139043
>puts herself and her feelings before human children and the entire monster race
>not selfish
?
>>157139079
aaaaaaaa
so cute
id buy a flowey fan badge from flowey
>>157139120
>best mom
>selfish
?
>>157139256
Why is looking at cute stuff so much better than looking at pornography?
>>157139432
>Best mom
I'd ask if you really mean that but I know how goatfags are about ignoring the actual character and their flaws for their perfect diddu headcanon OCs.
>>157139645
I have proof though.
everything is ruined forever so i'm going to post my favorite
>>157140054
Oh nooo, what's wrong anon-kun?~ uwu
>>157140054
assgore is a virgin
>>157130659
>Mettaton didn't grow old even though Blooky did.
Heh.
>>157140170
>>157140179
He has a kid
>>157140354
So do I but I've never had sex.
>>157139256
>>157139694
In other words momfags are as retarded as Asrielfags and dadfags now. These threads just never get better do they?
>>157140354
Something something cucked
Just stop posting if your actually in a bad mood, no one here is going to hold your hand and jack you off so you feel better about your pathetic life
>>157140054
Same.
>>157140614
>Just stop posting if your actually in a bad mood
You should take your own advice. You're taking these threads WAY too seriously.
>>157140574
Let us rephrase, Asgore has a kid that is his.
>>157138128
I'm late but I'll post best character anyway
>>157119073
There it was, the familiar red barn from before.
The one where she experienced that horrible memory.
Undyne was ready for revenge though, she had her spears, and made sure to roughly masturbate before this so she wouldn't make any stupid decisions.
Probably should've waited until Papyrus and Sans had left though, that was sorta awkward.
BUT IT DIDN'T MATTER, all that mattered was the sweet revenge she would strike upon that stupid smelly horse.
She kicked in the barn door, busting the lock and several wood planks on the door. There it was, the horse. It had not noticed her arrival.
>"YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT."
The horse still didn't even look at her, moving to eat some grub it had in a bin, which looked fresh. Perhaps it really didn't care.
>"HEY, LOOK AT ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU!"
The horse let out a huff and finally looked at her, still clearly uncaring. However, the sight of her was enough to excite some things of the horse, which was already stiff and fully grown.
Something must've acted like a switch in the Horse's small brain like, "cumslut spotted."
>"Don't get too cocky!"
Undyne laughed at her joke for a uncomfortable amount of time, smashing a spear she was holding into the ground.
The horse soon started walking closer to her, thinking she was back for round 2.
Undyne readied herself, aiming the spear at the equine.
>"H-hey, GET BACK!"
She shouted, making the horse jump back in surprise from her booming voice.
She watched the horse intently, gritting her teeth to release some of the rage burning inside of her as the horse simply looked at her.
>"You think you can do what you did to me and get away with it? HUH?!"
She roared at the animal, readying to strike it down.
>"NGAHHH-"
>>157138249
>real x hours
>Mkid gimmick
Kill yourself nigger
>>157140665
So do I but I never had sex. It's widely known by all UT fans that Asgore's penis is under half a milimeter. He needs electroshock equipment to ejaculate into a baster, and the baster is used to insert the load into a willing mother.
>>157140792
Anon why are you lying about having a kid. No female would ever want to receive your sperm.
>>157140792
Please don't bully the dadfags, they are already pathetic enough and we don't need them whining about being bullied like the mommyfags
>>157140924
I'm sorry I didn't mean to lie.
>>157111735
Muffet webbing her pants at school
Happy beach party
>>157140584
hnnnnng
thats adorable
I just saw a video of an animal being tortured please post cute pictures to get my mind off this.
>>157141490
>ywn hug this characterwho did the least wrong
>>157141490
You make it sound like an accident but you watched it on purpose you sicko
>>157141490
No, fuck you
What's with all the shitty goatfags coming here to whine about their pathetic feelings and life's. Literally every single version of you fucks do nothing but whine about how cucked and pathetic you are
>>157141597
>killing 6 children isn't wrong
Flowey is the only worse character morally.
>>157141548
what the fuck is this
>>157141597
He did the third or second most wrong but I love him anyways
>>157141628
It was just a cat in a cage but then someone throw hot water on it I didn't know.
>>157141646
ok
>>157141656
>tortured people through thousands of timelines
>wanted everyone's soul
no, he is as bad as toriel, asgore and alphys
I just saw my parents get raped and killed please post cute because I'm freaking out here
>>157141656
>>157141683
>replying to someone who is clearly falseflagging
Why is everyone here so fucking retatded
>>157141820
are you gay???
>>157141820
>anyone as bad as alphys
Non canon
>>157141683
Okay, so he did still some things wrong.
But less than Asriel, Toriel, Mettaton or Alphys at least.
So, all memes aside, who honest to god do you think did nothing extensively wrong?
>>157141883
You wanna call the police or something?
>>157142081
Flowey because all the characters are shit and deserve to die, including Flowey.
>>157142081
All Alphys really did wrong was fuck up by not telling people about the amalgamates sooner and beat herself up about it as a result. Literally everything else she did was good or intended to be good before someone else fucked it up.
Aside from that, Papyrus.
>>157142081
I would say Undyne and Papyrus, and any of the minor characters.
My rankings for evil characters from most to least is:
1. Flowey
2. Asgore
3. Alphys
4. Toriel
>>157142081
Papyrus
>>157142081
Papyrus is the only one off the top of my head, Undyne had the best justification followed by Alphys and then Asgore.
Sans and Toriel have shit justification even if they didn't do anything as bad as the other three
>>157142178
>forgetting how she literally lied about her knowledge and faked making a soul to get her job
that is where Alphys fucked up
>>157142197
>saying any of them are actually evil
wew
>tw you know the thread is full of newfags who having a year old discussion still.
So everyone here agrees then that Chara did nothing wrong?
Because I don't see them mentioned.
>>157142263
I don't think they're actually evil evil, besides Flowey, but from most morally questionable to least that is my order.
>>157142276
>jerryfag is retarded
That's to be expected I guess
>>157142318
Chara is why Flowey is evil so he/she is number one most evil.
>tfw you'll never have coffee and some bakeries with you favorite
>drink coffee alone
>>157142461
>coffeewith a bit of their cream
>>157142263
>lied about her knowlege and faked making a soul to get her job
Are you retarded? Asking honestly here.
Alphys didn't lie about shit. Mettaton still functioned perfectly fine after Ghost-mettaton used it to become corporeal once she fixed the energy issue, not to mention the fact that she built:
>a phone that turns into a jetpack, and can store things in extradimensional space
>a machine to turn seaweed into ice cream
>managed to build and operate the DT extractor flawlessly from random blueprints
>built a bed that turns into a cube
>built the HOT FRIDGE
And more shit we probably weren't even shown. Alphys lying about Mettaton to get her job is a fandom thing, retard.
>>157142521
That got lewd quick.
>>157142548
Gaster built all those, including Mettaton but Alphys took credit for all of it, the only thing she built was NEO which is why it's shit. She also lied about her qualifications AND she
>>157142609
We can do quicker
>>157142318
>caring about Chara
>at all
lol
>>157142347
I don't even know if I would say Flowey is evil though i'm not really sure how I would go about defending him. His actions are unjustifiable at least but i'm still sympathetic.
>>157142548
Anon she literally told Asgore that she had created an artificial soul which is why he hired her to study souls. This is not a fandom thing because everyone thinks that Mettaton is an actual artificial soul and not a ghost
I don't think she is a shit character or really an idiot that knows nothing about science but she clearly lied about her skills to get her job and once she got in there didn't know what the fuck she was doing.
>>157142461
>coffee
tea instead please
>>157142676
>>157142717
How fast?
>retarded goatfags posting again
>>157142735
Please point me to the part of the game that mentions the whole "Artificial Soul" thing, because I'll be honest with you: I don't remember that. All I remember is someone saying that Alphys built a robot with a soul, as vaugely as possible.
I'm fully aware I might be wrong, feel free to correct me with a screenshot or some shit because I cannot remember.
>ywn get tickled to tears by your favorite
>ywn get claw marks on your skin from playing too rough
>>157142735
Why do people need to defend characters nowadays, when did it become bad to like characters who did things wrong. Characters who do right things all the time are boring.
>>157142808
Not too fast.
We want to enjoy it.
>>157142808
N-no I'm not gay!
>>157142920
Well its literally the third line on her wiki page and I remember it actually being why she got her job in the first place but I don't have screenshoots or anything and I honestly don't give enough of a shit to go looking through youtube videos or a text dump.
>>157142987
idk since I like Flowey and Asgore despite both of them doing lots of wrong. I'm just saying that Floweys actions are sympathetic when you learn about the whole resetting and Asriel stuff
>>157143173
>actually trusting the wiki
lmao
>>157143015
Don't worry me neither.
>>157143219
I wanna feed this gote
>>157143208
Like I said I don't really care enough because I already know its canon. I still like Alphys more then Sans and Toriel and I don't really care about trying to prove she diddu nuffin wrong.
people keep ignoring the fact that sans is actually one of the most evil characters. its because of his laziness that frisk dies, feels betrayed and starts genocide.
>>157143306
>>157143219
Feedin the gotewith anons!!!
>>157143831
That's just wrong.
How can Undyne forgive Alphys for being such a slut?
>>157143831
*with the help of anons
>>157144146
Alphys never fucked anyone tho
>>157144242
Alphys has the most illegitimate children out of any Undertale, most of them born between the ages of 10 and 14
>>157144520
But that wasn't her choice!
>>157144742
yes it was she literally spread her legs apart in the middle of snowing and told doggo, sans, papyrus and the other dogs to fuck her until she lost her consciousness
>>157145415
Who hasn't done that?
>>157144742
As if that makes any difference, used goods is used goods
When Sans tells Undyne surely she'll finally give up on the lizard slut for her slutwhore tendencies (she probably liked it too...) and start dating Papyrus proving that Papyrus isn't a faggot but powerful straight who loves to gives Sans cute nephews with tight ectos to bad time (sans knows they'll be bad and have to be punished even if they're not because he is a genius)
you guys shilling for alphys are making me triggered please stop!
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>>157146291
>can't vote for mkidfags
shit poll desu
>>157146558
>being mean to best character and his fans
no
>>157146630
To Snowdrakefags?
>>157146831
The only snowdrakefag is also a dadfag so just vote that if you don't like him
Is there a worse feel than your internet dying?
What about Icecapfags?
>>157147083
Well icecapfags hate Snowdrakefags so it only makes sense that hes also a momfag
>>157147036
You dying
>>157147180
When I lose the internet I'd like to die 2bh. It reminds me I have literally nothing in my life without it.
>>157147262
Didn't your mom tell you to get friends and interests while you still could instead of staying home on PC all day?
>>157147426
Almost never saw my mom growing up so no.
>>157147083
Shit taste, boring, etc.
>>157146291
Didn't mean to click Spiderfags, sorry. -1 their vote.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this image?
>>157147954
Shotafuckers should be jailed
>>157147954
Asrielfags are the best characterfags
>>157147954
Did Asriel shit his pants again?
>>157147954
Gross.His beepis should be smol so it can fit snugly inside my mouth.
>>157148365
Post some fish!
>>157148859
>>157148859
Is there a more beautiful mother?
>>157149141
yes, have you ever seen the skeletons' mom?
fucking milf senpai
>>157148859
Only the hottest fish.
what if spending too much time with monsters caused you to turn into one, with appearance depending on who you spent time with, but it all stacked up and if you stayed with too many monsters, you'd become an amalgamation of them?
>>157149334
Get your TF fetish shit outta here
Hold the fuck up. Isn't papyrus technically already wearing a Halloween costume? I might be remembering this wrong.
>>157149358
nah, i'm more into body horror shit.
This lizard is for cute and cuddles and deserves to be loved.
>>157149460
It was for a party, but we don't know if it had to do with Halloween or not.
>>157149484
Could you do me a favor and delete this post?
>>157149715
okay
>>157148859
Cute fish!
I swear Undynes grin is the toughest thing to draw. It should be so easy but it's so difficult.
>>157149769
Thanks very much!
what if papyrus was the phone
what if sans popped out
what if flowey had hyperrealistic blood
what if chara had bloody tears
what if burgerpants had no face, but mettaton forced him to scream anyway
what if mettaton was a working joe
what if alphys was a fucking dinosaur
what if undyne was sushi that suplexed people and stabbed them with spears
what if asgore was the devil
what if gaster was, is and would be here, there and everywhere
>>157149853
It's hard but it's fun as hell.
Ayy
>>157150036
What if Asriel was normal goat for normal people
>>157150097
Hello!
>>157150172
What if Asriel was a normal goat for people to sacrifice for the demon that comes when people call its name?
>>157150172
What if Asriel let me touch his bulge? The grown Asriel of course.
>>157150041
Her grin is the best but it's though to get it to come out right and not like she's out of her mind. Or butt ugly.
>>157144146
Oh, I'm sure she can think of something.I noticed I hadn't updated these in a while. Here's my older drawings for anyone who cares. I decided to put the latest things into a new gallery. Seems it's truly been a while... The third part is pretty long.
http://imgur.com/a/fFJmF part 1
http://imgur.com/a/dOwVo part 2
http://imgur.com/a/5SEOw part 3
>>157150036
I wouldn't blame Chara, it's a cool song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjazC45Qkww
>>157150201
What up, son?
>>157150493
Yeah, it is. I'd watch their eyesockets leak blood for years if it caused Bloody Tears to play in the background.
>>157150613
Just Toriposting a bit and downloading some horror games my dude.
>>157150768
What games?
I want to have a long conversation on a patio with this mom.
>>157150829
Dreadout and the RE:0 Remaster. Already did this year's playthrough of Silent Hill 1-4
>>157150478
Nice drawings!
>>157150478
Dang, you improved tons in a few months.
I guess I do have a chance to git gud, after all.
What if Flowey at some point imitated Papyrus to encourage someone, then suddenly start berating and insulting them with same voice and speech pattern? Or talked to Asgore with his, Toriel and Chara's voices while staying out of his sight? Does that sound plausible?
>>157150918
>that mom will never pat your head
Fee-fi-fo-fum, i want to drink some shotagoat cum
>tfw momfags have overtaken Asriel and Chara posting
>still don't like Toriel
>>157151180
Do you like this image? Yes or no?
>>157151180
But there is no cum. Cum exists only in the rivers of cum in the pocket dimension you are transported into if you touch Gaster. And you are standing in a river of cum. But it's not cum and it's not a river either.
>>157151370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlfFXkds3xs
what are you fuckers doing
>>157151549
Posting
Reminder that Flowey is not limited to physical torture and most likely knows how to break every monster in the underground and how to apply that knowledge to at least know where to start with others.
>>157151460
I said yes or no.
>>157151549
Debating if I should be productive or sleep more.
>>157151698
AU where Flowey is Revolver Ocelot when?
>>157151370
mostly yes
>>157151180
hee-hi-ho-humHis father's is better desu
>>157151898Perhaps
>>157151370
I'd like it more if a continuation was posted
You can't just give someone a bulge like that and do nothing with it
>>157152163
I found it in these threads, no idea on source or continuation
>>157151970
Flowey the Flower (Flowey the Flower)
Flowey the Flower
>>157152093
Fli-flu-fly-flillYour taste is poo but i respect it still
I've seen enough to know their fabric. The warp of air, the weft of time.
>>157152068
What don't you like about it?
>>157152103
Thanks for feedback
>>157152119
Do you or do you not?
>>157151698
Reminder that Flowey is Asriel (he even uses variations of his face from time to time) after years of abusing his powers and even if he became a boss monster again for some reason, you'd still have to get that shit out of his head.
No matter how many times he or others will deny it, they both are one being.
>>157150967
Thanks!
>>157151003
Yeah man. It's been 6 months and I still just draw with a mouse when I feel like it. I'm pretty sure you can become better than me at least if you're not as lazy as I am.
>>157152453
Silly pun
Do you guys think Papyrus ever gets really embarrassed because his brother keeps trying to threaten people and using the fire eye trick that got old the third or so time he did it and calling himself a powerful dom daddy and popping glowing ecto boners near schools
>>157152594
Nah
>Flowey
serial killer
insane
shitty person
ugly as fuck
retarded
>Asriel
Innocent
has been hurt by people in the past but needs a good friend
kind and loving
sexy as fuck when in edge form and cute and hugable as a shota
smart and clever
>>157152730
No because Papyrus is severely autistic and can never accurately judge the attitudes or social cues of others. Also Sans and Papyrus have been fuckbuddies for years so Papyus would never feel anything but pure love for his brother.
>>157152453PossiblyWhy does it matter to you so much?
Reminder that Frisk is actually fucking scary because a person who can decide to murder everyone, then make it not happen and befriend everyone again is terrifying by default.
>>157153225
Just wondering
A lot of times I find when people shit on a character here it's because they see that character getting a free pass from criticism levied that them of their favorite. Like it's some unfairness that has turned a character that they don't like too much to someone they, a lot of the times, unreasonably get upset with. Then they get worked up about people dindu posting about their favorite, when really most of the time it's lighthearted or the person is almost doing it out of spite for those people taking this game way to seriously.
I wannapollinatethat flower
>>157153443
I already said I'll stop being mean to Toriel
>>157153597
Fuck off bee
>>157153443
It's not that deep
>>157153351
Its k, but i like the smaller variant
>>157151970
When Metal Gear UT AU happens.
>>157152795
Asriel is a serial murderer too
>>157153693
Smaller variant? What do you mean?
>>157153637
There is literally nothing wrong with wanting to stick mylegsin some flowey.
>>157153673
Not saying all or even most, but I can tell when there is residual salt for something else, it kind of shows in their temperament. I can never say for sure unless they actually say, but it's something I see.
>>157153809
As in, a smaller version of the goat
>>157153775
>he thinks Flowey is the same as Asriel
Ha no
>>157153809
He wants the Boss Monster micro dick.
>>157153943
Oh I see, I think the small one is cute and not for sexual.
>>157153991
I assumed he meant microcock Asriel
>>157153991
Why do you keep pushing this meme? First Asgore and lately with Asriel as well. Are micro dicks your secret fetish or something? Trying to feel better about your own?
>>157154136
Like father like son.
>>157153991
>not wantingHyperdeath Asriel's 10-inch monster cock to plow it's way into your abdomen and fill you to the brim with magic monster seed while he asphyxiates you with his enormous goat tongue
Where the fuck am I
>>157154217
Its just not a funny or clever meme
>Mfw I'm literally the only one here who still loves the robot.
>>157154282
Its either a salty momfag, Sansfag or a botfag who likes to shit on the goats because they're petty like that. Just ignore him
>>157154282
No, it's just the truth.
At least for Asgore.
>>157154253
No, no, that's /trash/ anon. You want to go to /trash/.
>>157153443
>tfw you can give objective criticism on characters because you like all of them and realize that their flaws are part of what makes them who they are and therefore don't trigger you at all
>>157154367
Luckily
>>157154453
The botfags are more likely to prefer small penises.
>>157154093
To each their own i suppose
Not joking or memeing here but did anyone else have a revelation in their sexuality thanks to Undertale?
>>157154517
this
also add in that shitposting is either funny or white noise
>>157154623
Yelmao, no. You faggot
>>157154453
Yeah you're right and if I had to guess its a momfag since they're the ones that get off on shitting on Asgore the most and it helps them fantasize about fucking Toriel if they think Asgore was a bad lover. Probably just shitting on Asrielfag to throw people off or because they're mad that people prefer him to his mother
>>157154517
What's the deal with that face anyway? How is that "everyone"? Was Flowey too lazy to get creative and decided to just slightly change his Frisk expression?
>>157154623
I took a curling iron to my sin cavern and seared it shut.
>>157154730
But I love Asgore
t. momfag
He is the dad to Toriel's mom, moms and dads are both really cool!
>>157154820
Whoa! That must have hurt.
>>157154623
I became a eunuch
>>157154730
Only Sorielfag seems to hate on Asgore, all the regular momfags like him
Why do people blame momfags for everything?
>>157154730
>this guy fell for the Toriel falseflaggers
>>157155112
>>157155067
>>157155110
>they can't be real because they make me look bad!
>>157155110
Because people here are retarded and think if you post a controversial or inflammatory opinion with the picture of a character it automatically makes you a fan of that character.
>>157155110
I think it's because they are the most plentiful arguably. I started coming to these threads 4 or 5 days ago and I'm a momfag so now there are more of those than anything, which makes it easy to blame them.
That said I think all of the identity politics is silly and nonsensical. I like all the characters.
What if LOVE affected your mind mind and body rather than just your mind?
Ho boy, am I glad I'm not part of this shitshow
>>157155686
Tfw you ignore everything you don't care about and aren't affected in any way by shitposting.
>>157155786
ur a fag
>>157154367
No fuck you
>>157154367
That's because the robot is shit and people have finally developed taste
I just want a utg boyfriend.
>>157156049They are not worth it
>>157156000
Nah, the botfags just have more of a life than the rest of you
>>157156049
Are you a female who's willing to dress up as Toriel for me?
>>157156049
Why do you want a broken, faggy, fat loser boyfriend?
>>157156150
If getting gangbanged in clubs counts as a life.
>>157156000
Trips have spoken I guess, robot is confirmed shit
>>157156246
Does Mettaton have a bulge?
>>157156451
yeah
>>157156451
nah
>>157156580
>>157156619
Which one is it?
>>157155251
No people have always shit on Asgore and dadfags. It's more likely Asrielfags because they are the youngest posters and enjoy memes the most. The reason they falseflag momfags is because there is a lot of stuff where Toriel shits on Asgore so it makes it easy to blame them for shit posting
>>157156668
whatever you want, sweetheart
>>157156125why would you say that?
>>157156152
umm... no...
>>157156176
Not everyone here is like you, anon.
>>157156668
yeah
>>157156759I want it
>>157156771
Yeah I know, most people are how I described. You probably won't find anyone like me and you can bet I'm not going to take your loser ass.
>>157156771One shouldn't talk about stuff like this in the thread.
>>157156771
Yeah, i'm not like that. I can be your young, successful and barely alive from malnutrition boyfriend.But i won't be because i don't even know you.
reminder to lvoe and protect your gote
>>157157295
I will lvoe him
>>157157082Okay, sorry for asking.
>>157156984
yeah right
>>157157123
that's okay, maybe I'll find someone sometime.
>>157157295
>Frisk's cheek is a separate lump of flesh the size of a baseball.
Thoughts on this non-sexualized goat?
>>157157569
Every one of his fans are shit
>>157157569
i like to non-sexualize him
>>157157569
I want to hug him and take him to kindergarten
>>157156738
>>157156738
Case in point >>157155205
Would papyrus upgrade his battle body every Halloween?
>>157152626
Finally, have you a tumblr?
>>157157370
Does Undyne ever freak out when Alphys falls asleep in the tub on purpose
>>157157894
Papyrus is a fag
>>157157894
If Sans makes one for him.
Which, now that I think about it, seems to be an often forgotten fact.
>>157158016
stop
Ayyyy utg, how you guys doing today?
>>157158253
I'm just wondering whether or not Undyne ever realizes that Alphys has been in the bathroom for a really long time and barges in and then they have to go to the hospital for the third time in the last two months
>>157158016
no because daddy sans asked frisk nicely so they would reset to prevent it from happening, but then he had to fulfill their daily sexual desires, but he hasn't mastered the ecto dong technique yet because alphys messed up the timeline when she lobotomized gaster and papyrus, so, it's just some awkward air humping mess
>>157158257
I'm doing okay, how about you?
>>157155251
>That said all the identity politics is silly and nonsensical
A man after my own heart
One day too late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJrqF3V3bhA
>>157157987
Nope. All I have is the imgur albums I've created.
See >>157150478
I just draw for /utg/ or myself. I don't really need a Tumblr.
>>157159172
Well, but how to found your new art?
>>157158657
Pretty good. Just doing a tad bit of work from home, then going to play vidya. You?
>>157159707
Sounds good to me, what are you planning to play? I'm just listening to Norm Macdonald and considering if I should buy a tablet and start drawing.
>>157127059
When the hell did any of that happen?
>>157160035
Play the game, secondary
>>157159780
Don't know yet. Maybe some quake or csgo
>>157159308
I'm touched that you want to follow me somehow but really, I'm not that good. Besides if I do something that doesn't end up in the "shame" folder I have then I'll always post it here at one point or another. You'll just have to come to /utg/. I'm here literally every day.
>>157160427
Well you enjoy it my friend!
>>157160437
Only me can decide good you or not. But now you know the answer.
Who is the most pathetic character in the game and who is the most pathetic characterfags on /utg/?
amiibo guy
>>157160759
(you) and (you)
>>157157894
Maybe on the surface Undyne will lend him a set of real Royal Guard armor
>>157160759
Lizardfags answered this yesterday
Which character is the biggest cuck?
>>157159172
>I just draw for /utg/ or myself. I don't really need a Tumblr.
Dude you have talent, you really should make something like a tumblr, somewhere to post your art, your art is like one of the two images that was worth saving from this thread, I would kill to have the kind of talent you had, if I did I definitely wouldn't have quit drawing, look, just compare yourself to someone like me talentless, a waste of human life, no hobbies, I can't draw or write, you on the other hand are the complete opposite, you have a hobby, a hobby that requires skill and you're good at it! Be proud of yourself.
Which character is the biggest slut?
>>157161593
you
>>157161593
(You)
>>157160875
idk, I think it's cute when anons hook up
Which character is the biggest retard?
>>157161756
Chara
>>157156738
Pretty sure that's just sorielfag fooling you
we don't actually have that many shitposts, one person can easily shit everything up
Guys I have something to confess.
I fapped to fricks asriel sweat fic.And i enjoyed it
what do you think of when you see this?
>>157162139
How easy this is gonna be.
>>157162139
That while these Sans jokes were funny at first they are really getting stale at this point
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
>>157151698
Grimdark Flowey is what we all need in life.
>>157162139
That these tumblrfags and (you) are ruining the image of sanfags forever which is why I'm only a closet one.
>>157162341
>>157162192
>skeletonfags are actually getting butthurt over these
You guys need to get out more
>>157162341
>no true sansfags meme
/utg/ has gotten really bitter lately
>>157162743
It's just me
>>157162743
it just depends on who is here
>>157162998
Well knock it off, you may want to take a break from these threads if you're actually getting upset over the fact that other people like things
>>157162316
Putting the baby spider in her stroller for a nice walk in the park!
The baby spider being so excited!
Getting to the top of a tall hill!
Giving the baby spider's stroller a push!
The baby spider screaming so much, both before and after the impact!
>>157162323
>/A/nonymous !cPUZU5OGFs
Anon cut that shit out, right fucking now.
>>157163069
Nah
>>157163251I trip on another board sometimes and I'm terrified I'll forget to turn my trip off while on here
Absolutely nothing of value gets posted during the day, can't the NEETs here do something interesting for once?
>>157163513
no, why do you think we're NEET
>>157163251
>>157163407
I honestly don't see what's so bad about trips.
>>157163407
>I trip on another board sometimes
>>157163745
REEEEEEE
>>157163839
ironically wearing trips and shitting up a thread about it doesn't make you any better
>>157163513
Well what do you expect? This place is a trash pile most of the time anyways. I don't know why I still bother to come back
>>157154367
That's a low blow, dude.
>>157163225
The spider soaring through the air!
Catching the spider safely!
No harm being done to the spider!
Getting the spider some of her favorite spider nicecream to calm her down!
>>157163839
>swastikas
>hypocritical tripfagging
>Have a little brother,10yo,assburger
>pass by his room to deliver some clean clothes
>hear familiar music
>it's fucking bonetrousle
>he's watching YT videos about UT
>"oh hey bro is that...undertale?"
>"uh yes i like it but i cant understand well! Why?" (We are french, he barely speak any english)
>"Oh nothing it's great i really like that game i played it myself"
>Ohh you PLAYED it? Cooool
>he then resume watching his YT videos
>tfw i realize i can't protect his innocence forever and he will find awful stuff one day
I mean the kid doesn't even know what homosexuality is. He cant even watch Disneys because he's scared of villains or feel bad when someone is crying. Yet I saw him watch FNAF videos a year ago.
I-I don't know what I should do /utg/ I wanna protect him
Sage for blogging
Hey guys I just bought a tablet on Amazon, it will be here Friday. Tell me the first drawing I should do with it and I'll post it here on Friday.
>>157164408
Put in some kind of block if you care so much.
Or don't let him browse alone.
Also he probably loved hooking up the two Guards and wants to kiss his friends at school now.
>>157164482
Flowey on a skateboard on a skateboard on a skateboard.
>>157164482
sans
>>157164482
Frisk
>>157164482
What tablet did you get?
>>157163949
Your right anon, your right!
>>157164242
Please! I just wanted to fit in!
Good afternoon /utg/, I love you!
>>157164408
sortir d'ici sans
baguette pan au chocolat hon hon hon
why don't you look me in the eyes when we make love, utg?
>>157164408
It's too late. Or you could try to get him hooked on something else.q
>>157164558
>>157164569
>>157164570
I think I will do Frisk because she would be easiest. It will be shit though because I'm bad at drawing at least right now, I will get better.
>>157164643
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B010LHRFYU/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
>>157164706
Good afternoon, I love you too!
>>157164482
Asgore on Ice Wolf action
>>157164536
Parenting was much more stricter back in my days. But if I put a block his mother (my stepmother) would go apeshit on me. Seriously kids shouldnt be so free on the internet.Undertale sure is nice
>>157164797
It's lewd
>>157164049
But if you were at the bottom of the hill when you pushed her how could you be at the bottom to catch her?
>>157164797
Shut up and put the bag back on.
>>157164797
I'm scared that you might be disappointed.
>>157165156
wanna kiss that goat
>>157165156
Yeah I did. Does that turn you on?
Help me feel comfy /utg/
>>157128482
>>157165156
Asriel being turned on by knowing that you killed everyone he cares about in a previous life!
>>157165313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w
>>157165313
Make it cold and then put on comfy pants and socks and then play stardew valley and talk to /utg/
>>157164891
Oh! I have the exact same tablet!
>>157164986
No, anon. The bully was at the top. I was at the bottom of the hill.
>>157165313
all right anon, just close your eyes and relax*fucking gives you a gentle massage*
>>157165313
I like that feeling that you get when you feel a shit pushing out and you pucker your asshole and suck it back up and goosebumps run up your spine.
Chara burpfic?
>>157165262
kiss him where?
>>157165637
I just burped a lot. Is that enough for you?
>>157165427
Beautiful
>>157165491
I like Sans. Really do. but why would you ever do that?
>all these terrible A!Us
>>157165443
Gonna play some Stardew now i missed that game thanks for the reminder bro.
It's cold as hell outside and I'm already wearing fluffy socks and pj pants
>>157165559
T-That's lewd anonbut i kinda like it
>>157166009
I'll fuck your anus.
It's great that we can talk about the game so much
>>157165320
i'm feeling really down right now, but have a nice anyway
I really like this picture of the best mom.
>>157166538
talking about which of my favorites i want to fuck and how isn't talking about undertale?
Lesser Dog vore when
>he prefers generic lesbian couple #400 instead of the superior fishbones
>>157166747
>he likes to see two autists hump each other
>>157166009
shhh just think happy thoughts about your favorite Undertales as I work my magic
*fucking snaps your neck*
>>157166680
You're welcome anon.
>>157162139
BAD FUCKING TIME
K I D D O
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>>157166890
Also if you are the one who drew it I think you recommended the tablet too, in which case thank you again!
>>157162139
Where did this dumb headcanon of sans wearing his brother's scarf even originate?
>>157166960
I drew that, dont remember saying anything about tablets, what one did you pic out?I draw only useing the mouse.
>>157167018
Secondaries, really. Symbolic in that sad-jerk-off kinda way.
>>157167018
it's DRAMATIC
maybe it got popularized with that Aftertale comic, I dunno
>>157167018
>scarf
It's a CAPE
>>157166747
yeah, sans knows its shit so it is, he knows bro and fish love each other and neither is a faggot sans knows and sans will make sure they make kiddos, sans knows that the fish couldnt have care for the whore lizard, sans will make sure the lizard won't be problem and that fish and bro will make cute kiddos
>Undyne will never stop dom you
>She will never straddle you, grinding her lower lips along and against your erection
>She will never put it in, rocking back and forth, pushing and grinding in motion as roughly as she can.
>>157165559
Let'scuddle and eat ice cream
>>157167087
Oh, must have been a different picture I'm thinking of, I got this one >>157164891
You're pretty good with just your mouse anon!
>>157166747
>>157167234
>>157167268
Undyne is gay you retards
>>157167268
>Undyne will never sit down on your face and use you until she climaxes
>>157167378
*Lesbian/Who knows.
>>157167453
Would be so fishy
>>157167467
She never shows intrest in any males, you might as well say Asgore or Toriel could be bisexual. You faggots are worse then tumblr
I am all for the return of lewd fishfags
>>157167558
wait, Asgore isn't bisexual?
>>157167592Undyne gently nibbling your neck
>Undyne will never force herself upon you.
>Undyne will never bring the two of you to climax.
>Undyne will never turn submissive and allow you to do things with her in return for her rough play over you.>You will never drink hot chocolate with Undyne on the couch at night under a blanket whilst watching a movie together with the lights off.
>>157167734
>gently
fuck that
I want puncture wounds
>>157167601
He's gay, that's the real reason Toriel left him.
I want Undyne to ruin my orgasm.
>>157167601
No he's a cuck according to /utg/
>>157167830
""""gently""""Undyne biting down into your shoulder has hard as possible, ripping out a giant chunk of flesh
Dummy posting.
>>157167979
PUMMING DOSTY!
Let's get some visual aid going
>>157167907
now we're talking
she better pin me down and laugh as she takes another bite next
anyone have a link to milka and doogle's lewdfics?
>>157168139
D-delete I don't like fish
>>157167592I'm a fishfag, but I'm only lewd with cute alphys posters
>>157168045
>>157168147Anon, you will probably go into a shock from the pain and blood loss before you notice what comes next
>>157168139
visual aid? you mean like this?
>>157168139
I love that fish.
>you will neverslide down a monster goat's throat and make their belly full and happy
Why's life so unfair?
>>157168263
HOT
>you will never lick Undyne's scarred body
>>157168337
anon delete this
its too early for feels
>>157168214
PUMMING DOSTY
PUMMING DOSTY
PUMMING DOSTY
can we have a new pure thread
>>157168427
wosh edition
This is the last thread!
I WANT TO FUCK A LIZARDFAG!
>>157168551
Another anon beat you to it
>>157168427
fuck you, I want sweaty Undyne to put me in a chokehold and stroke my dick with her feet
>>157168427
Sure, anon.
>>157168689
>>157168689
>>157168689
>>157168620
what
>>157168835
Yesterday a lizardfag hooked up with some other lonely loser on here.
>>157169859
aww that's cute, but I'm sure he wasn't the last lizardfag here