Hard Boner for Ass Blasted Autistic Gay Retard Edition
>Last Time On /tsg/: >>156768581
>FAQ:Is TS4 worth playing yet?
Yes it is, and stop changing the fucking sticky. Plenty of new free content with patches and some of the expansions are pretty decent. At least pirate it and try it for yourself.
>Official News:
http://www.thesims.com/news
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>Patch Notes for The Sims 4:
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>General Sims Information:
http://pastebin.com/MxNGbcnW
>Expansion Evaluation:
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>Booru:
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>Gallery Tag:
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>Game Cracks:
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>Mods and Custom Content:
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- Sims 2: http://pastebin.com/eYZvWXYs
- Sims 1 + Complete Collection: http://pastebin.com/akQ8QXWq
- Maxis Match for Sims 4: http://pastebin.com/wS3a2En9
- Adult CC: http://pastebin.com/m47uZqct
>Downloading Tray Files for Version Mismatch:
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>Challenges:
http://pastebin.com/TXiybiTu
>/tsg/ Sim Downloads:
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>OP Template Resources
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>Piratefag torrents, yarrrrr:
http://pastebin.com/B3PVZQv2
Discord selfie time?
This thread is dedicated to booty.
Hello from the glitchy bottomless pit that I haven't found a way to fix yet
>>157031905
report the bug on the forums yet?
>>157031905
Throw a blanket over it.
>>157031905
Wow, I saw this in the last thread and it's seriously the weirdest shit I've seen TS4 pull.
>>157031950
Yeah, I just got a link to a feedback/bug list made in '14 that's 53 pages long, ain't nobody got time for that
>>157032101
try posting it on rebbit. someone there might have a solution/get the gurus to see it.
>>157030636
>Wanting an overly poofy Asian Sims blogger-tier sweater
>Ever
>>157032034
It's almost as bad as when I spawned in the fucking skybox and all i could see were infinite buikldings
Decided to send Mary back to work at her crappy restaurant where customers don't bother sitting down when assigned a table, fucking everything up and making life miserable for all involved.
>>157032730
She needs security at that place like an actual restaurant chain
Also the completely naked, undisguised female aliens continue to spawn even after hunting them all down and removing them from existence.
I remember why I quit playing this now.
Shitty AI.
>>157033219
rip
>>157033219
I really hopped they would of fixed that whole "Lets stand inside a business and talk about our day." Its one of the reasons I couldn't get into retail. People wouldnt buy stuff, they just talked.
>>157033415
It doesn't help everyone has to stop and be in shock of the 349th naked alien they've seen, messing up the AI even more.
>>157032730
I want to see Mary masturbate
>>157033689
it was only a matter of time
>>157033898
I can see this going one of two ways
>>157033946
was this one of them?
>>157034271
>>157033946
Or maybe this
The restaurant has been open for three hours.
How did it come to this?
>>157033946
Well, I was counting on him getting eaten...
>>157033680
wait did you install WW? You need to go into the settings and turn off the auto exhibitionism.
>>157035135
I don't have it installed.
Also it took nearly 9 hours, but things finally got under control.
It's 2am.
>>157035258
I see Mary has a certain type of woman in mind for waitressing
>Hard Boner for Ass Blasted Autistic Gay Retard
What did he mean by this?
>>157029026
Never forget trainwreck post
>>157034271
>>157034390
It looks like somebody is ridingbear back.
>>157031847
>Kim wondered how she was supposed to get any real adventuring done with Lydia running around like that. The thought of scrabbling up some eggs and eating them off of Lydia's exposed midriff would distract her continually.
>>157036590
She has good taste, that's for sure.
*sniff*
>>157050423
*bork*
>>157050423
"That smells amazing. What perfume are you using, Fi?"
"Stop being weird, weirdo."
>>157050743
>"Stop being weird, weirdo."
Quality Bethesda writing
>>157033898
>>157034271
>>157034390
This is unbearable, stop it pls.
>>157050209
>>157051510
happy mundane Monday
>>157064624
Why is she stinky?
Did she fart on the loli?
>>157065645
What do you goys think 'bout banana plantations?
>>157065838
>elf dlc when?
I need some workers god'dammit
>>157065838
Where do the slaves stay?
>>157066167
Probably in a basement somewhere once its done. Or i can set up a shitty camp for them in one of the corners.
Still have to re-build my old pool+bar thing and gona need a whole building for job objects but not today.
hi
>>157067951weirdo:^)
>>157068042
[spoiler ]muh spoiled message[/spoiler ]
>>157068090I dunno what you're talking about
wat r u doin'
staph
pls
:^(
>>157017726
I need this
how do I turn off the blinding light on my mouse that sims 4 forces on? the program that came with the mouse says it's turned off and can't do anything. It's a steelseries rival 300 mouse btw
>>157076169
put a piece of ducttape on it
Are all the neighborhoods linked in Sims 4? Is there a way to increase the amount of plots? Seems pretty limited
>>157076791
Linked like how? They're all separate but you can jump between them. And yeah people have been begging for a CAW tool since the game came out
>>157076791
You can visit them from anywhere. And the people living there will also show up.
Also they have Newcrest. Decent amount of lots. They're all empty
And they did it
>For Free
>>157076641
fuck you
Nap time
>>157079457
>bustin a nut under the covers
Now that's just asking for a mess.
What is the next step for our hero?
Built this whole restaurant to find out that you can't let your family work in it.
>>157085665
I guess I'll dump a few pictures of it
>>157085884
>>157085665
You mean you can't employ family?
stop being dead.
>>157092351
why is kim so ugly
Downloaded the torrent in the sticky, now looking for clarification since there is no install/readme. I can just download it and run it straight from the folder right? No need to install the expansions/addons?
>>157092594
t. Mariam
>>157092594
You wouldn't look so hot with a face full of someone elses genitals.
>>157092764
Im not sure who put the torrent in the OP, but if its the one I think it is, its the 'portable' edition, as in yes you just run it from the folder. No install required.
>>157093329
True story, sex is the ugliest thing in the world, all aspect of it. I don't know how couples continue being couples after having sex.
There is literally no lighting or angle that makes it look good.
>>157093368
Cool, thanks for the quick response! Was a bit confused since there was also a crack in the OP.
>>157093513
Spoken like a true porn addict
>>157093689
Hey I didn't say I enjoy it. It's like smoking. Its terrible, but I love it.
Food time.
>>157093597
If its in Asian, there should be a ini file somwhere in the folders that will let you change the language.
>>157094584
Thats so fucking racist it made me hate you a little more
>>157093513
stop fuckin fat chicks
>>157093513
Weird, I have the exact opposite opinion, I think sex can be beautiful
>>157093017
Bitch please. Miriam isn't that superficial. She'd just call Kim a retard.
>>157096869
woooooooow
:')time to hit 1k in Sims3?
What's the minimum amount of effort I have to put in for the sims 3 to make it so siblings can have romantic relationships?
>>157098878
Might be an option for it in NRAAS
I've been staring at the into the future and isla paradiso screen for so long I forgot how cute the others were
>>157100171
Into the Futures one was so boring I love the seasons screen.
How2 southern milf?
>>157102896
wew
You've got a nice start there m8
>>157100171
>>157101190
Yeah, that was the best one.
I think if I played again I'd only install seasons latenight and island paradise.
Maybe generations and ambitions. I don't think those were too intense.
>>157098290
Mine isn't working correctly. It says I haven't played since June despite the fact I've been playing every day since august :^(
I'm brand new to sims, playing sims 3.
I made a household of identical slavs, are there any mods that I can choose for them to have sex with any other sims any time I want them to? I'm pretending the soviet army is invading the city.
>>157108057
If you want to get super lewd with it try Oniki Kay's kinky world, besides that the only mod I can think of is the brothel one
>>157109284
>>157110054
wtf
They had chicken coops?
when?
They really went overboard with that store lmao
>>157110213
Yep, think it was put in the store shortly after Pets came out
I made a friend, her name is Whiskey :')
>>157111669
stop feeding your sims bees
>>157111818
It's hip to fuck bees
>>157112039
How does one fuck a bee?
>>157112265
Ask Carl he saw a video on it once
>>157112265
>>157112486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1RYSy55KtA
>>157112896
oh
>>157112896
>>157111818
no
>>157114304
>>157114426
kek
Okay but most of the time mares don't have canines and if they do they're barely impacted so why is my horse freaky af?
>>157115121
>>157114304
Is she in pain?
>>157115121
Dw, your horse is freaky too
>>157115250
She was telling a story to herself. So, maybe?
>>157115291
kek
>>157115115
I love funny horse shots.
>>157115512
She got some nice hips
>>157115590
She looks like she's packing her cheeks full of nuts for the winter
>>157115659
She'd starve without those winter nuts m8
>evil chicken
What happens if you kill her?
Does another one spawn or what?
She won't go away.
>>157115590
Thanks!
>>157116039
It'll just make another townie.
>>157116510
>>157116650
>>157116790
Heh cockblocked get it
>>157117415
RIP Whiskey's house and humans
>>157118216
lmao
>>157118216
what did that silly cat do
In the arms of an angel...
>>157118549
The kid went to bed with the fireplace lit, only the horse and Whiskey got out :'(
>>157118730
Im glad the animals made it.
>>157115250
Naw, It's just Kari Byron.
>>157119568
poor kitty :c
>>157088678
>>157116192
lesbian sex when
>>157121734
What's the point of this shit?
>>157121734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QU-Kf7ZIYI
>>157121734
???
Claude and Lydia in the principal's office again. There's a story here, but I haven't had time to flesh it out.
>Other new careers are Food/Art Critics and Social Media
Jesus christ they've gone full hipster haven't they?
>>157123253
a shitty one
>>157123293
Remember who the core audience for the game is.
>>157123253
I'll love whatever you put out senpai
>>157123670
thicc
>>157123670
Bella wants a piece of that daddy pie too
>>157123897
Everyone is going to want a piece of him in the near future.
>>157124118
show magnum dong
>>157124609
>>157124118
Why?
>>157125118
Everyone wants a piece of you when you run for public office.
>>157121346
Is that lionbaby?
>>157125523
How many people have they had killed?
>>157125523
God I wanna punch that guy in the face. Not sure why. He looks like a villain. I can just see him in a nazi looking black leather uniform plotting his plan of world domination.
>>157131032
>punching adorable alien dad
>not wanting to punch sole badguy himself
>>157132059
Amateur. Johnny is the most punchable.
>>157132059
>>157132175
Seriously fighting over who has a more punchable face? You guys are weird.
scully is love
>>157133306
The truth is out there.
ded thred. ded game. ded cat.
>be me
>Bob Pancakes
>moved to willow creek
>next day, neighbors move in the plot next to us
>plot is empty, no one wanted to move in
>tells wifey to come, want to throw at welcome party
>goes get the car keys, remember on cars in sims 4
>Fucking EA
>meh, decides to walk
>no walking in Sims 4
>Fucking EA
>Teleports there
>neighbors are a single father and a green teenager
>says hi, immediately gets kicked out
>stupid sims, swears on tmen
>No swearing in the Sims 4
>Fucking EA
>Teleports home
>next day, looks out of window
>Dafuq.package
>giant house just got built during the night
>calls wifey to see, was busy watching TV
>house is made out of glass, can see everything
>father sends son down the basement, never saw him again
>starts suspecting, calls police
>no police in the sims 4
>Fucking EA
>goes to sleep
>in the middle of the night
>hears noise
>looks at window
>neighbor is fucking someone with red hair
>returns back to sleep
>every night, he bring another woman and fucks here
>soon, every woman becomes pregg
>one night wifey dosen't come home
>looks at window, sees neighbor fucking someone
>it's my wife
>goes to house with a gun
>no guns in the sims 4
>fucking EA
>cries in bed
>fucking EA
Just installed a sims 3 complete pack thing, but the loading screen for towns stops progressing around the 96-98% point, what do?
>>157141535
Uninstall it and get 4 instead.
>>157142594
How much work do I have to do to enable sibling incest in sims 4?
>>157142724
I don't know.
You could always pretend.
Just make two sims that look similar, give them the same last name, just don't make them siblings and then make them fug.
>>157142924
No fuck that, I need the statistic stuff.
I've already tried remaking all the sims3 folder stuff in my documents, but it still won't load. What else can I do?
>>157143026
Are you sure it doesn't load?
Did you wait like an hour to be sure?
Loading in 3 takes a long time.
I really don't know how to help, I guess you could try reinstalling.
>>157142724
All you need is the MC Command mod and its woohoo module.
http://modthesims.info/d/551680
sexysims.info/download.php?t=175128
Oh! I just noticed I'm getting a popup about not having a TS3 disc loaded anywhere at the main menu, could that be causing the problem? My installer doesnt have any .iso files...
I bought a version with locked Polish/Czech/Russian language.
Will other DLCs and packs work with it in compatibility?
Alternatively, any way to change the language?
>>157144101
If all else fails just go to tpb and download the mr dj repack. It's good and works.
so have there been any big WW updates yet?
>>157150870
There was a major one just a few days ago where the Patreon version went public
>>157141334
Death ray mod
>>157149013
help pls
>>157149013
Nah your fucked m8
>>157116192
any source on the lingerie?
>>157131032
I think his evil dickhead face is kinda sexy desu...
pls stop page 10-ing
>pg10
>again
>>157170003
Oh man let me get the link I think I actually got it on tsr for once
>>157172481
Please keep your discord memes to the discord
>>157180734
It's sims related isn't it? I mean its just a sim making a stupid face.
>>157180985
Memes have to have context in order to be funny. That meme is only funny in the discord and has nothing to do with the actual thread.
>>157181245
It's sims related, therefore it has something to do with the thread. I mean even if you weren't there for the joke you can still laugh at it as it's just a stupid face(I'm pretty sure the joke was that it's a stupid face...). What wouldn't belong in the thread though would be my doodles. And the trippy Claude face. Those are discord memes
>>157181645
I have no idea what you're talking about. Please don't post Discord memes here.
>>157182026
Okay, but how are you going to ask people not to post discord memes but not know which ones were memes in the first place?
>>157121734
This is a meme
>>157172481
This is not
Ignore it.
More discord memes please. :^)
I thought the Sims 4 could run on the crappiest of machines.
Every time I try to play, I get maybe one sims' day worth of play in - and then it crashes. Usually on a loading screen.
I guess this I why I keep going back to Sims 2.
>>157184837
Did you pirate it or buy it? If you pirated it you probably nabbed a crappy torrent
>>157184997
It's a purchased copy.
>Page 10
>>157190594
>>157192693
post your current sims
>>157193580
>Insert 90s music here
>>157194413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI
>>157194413
>>157193580
>>157196564
>>157182249
Everyone knows who Claude is. Nobody knows who that other face is.
>>157196564
mind if i ask for the shirt source?
>>157198291
http://modthesims.info/d/565743
You don't know who this face is but you can still laugh at it because it looks fucking ridiculous.
I don't get your point?
>>157196564
>>157198662