Those Wacky Bone Bros.! Edition
Previous: >>156989178
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
Fish!
Truly a great game
lizard
>>157025476
looks like it could be not awful
Ghosts are cute
Goodnight /utg/
nice
Chara forced to wear diapers and be under the care of toriel
>>157025503
SO CUTE
Have you given money to hiroshima to speed up your shitposting, /utg/?
GUYS
>>157023952
>>157024229
>>157024727
SHITTYSANS TOLD THE FUTURE BEFORE IT HAPPENED!?
>you will never shitpost so hard you can see into the hopeless future.
what
sans
>>157025613
Oh it's Papyrus
>>157025613
there's nothing wrong with giving papyrus a boyfriend and a girlfriend
>>157025613
That's not Undynetale Papyrus!
omg I fucking love this goat, it's been a fucking year, why the fuck am I still here, why do I still careit's you fucks, damn it
>>157025743
go do more squats
>>157025757
Whoever drew this needs to do more immediately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CIIl9nzvIQ
THREAD THEME
>>157025613
That's not mettatale paps.
>>157025895
The artstyle is vaguely familiar but I can't think of a name.
>>157025729
Yeah, and that boyfriend and girlfriend is ME
nth for sleep is no longer part of the equation, damn my insomnia.
https://soundcloud.com/chrystalchameleon/undertale-megalovania-piano-arrangement
>>157025757
>exposed hips
I didn't know I liked this
>>157026093
>being both genders
Tumblr pls go.
>>157026163
It's based on earth_cattale's r63 human Papyrus outfit.
If you could choose one characterfag to be purged from here starting from this day forward who would you pick
BABYZzzz
>>157026305
You
>>157026305
Shitposters, clearly.
>>157026305
Purgefags. Or none. You sicko.
>>157026305
epic (you)st--shit i forgot he's dead already
>>157026305
Just (You)
>>157026405
>>157026331
>>157026343
>>157026373
>>157026384
Those aren't characterfags
>>157025729
Papyrus wouldn't want a boyfriend or girlfriend, anon.
>>157026475
You heard the people. Get outta here.
>>157026475
That's why I said "or none", you dingus.
>>157026475
but they are fags.
and really, we need to purge them from the general in general
>>157026475
fine
I don't think anyone would notice or care if the Chara burpfic person disappeared
>>157026286
GENDER SPECIFIC RELATIONSHIPS CANNOT STOP MY LOVE FOR PAPYRUS
>>157026546
>>157026475
You should go.
Postbirds
>>157026546
>>157026669
>>157026701
>>157026643
true, papyrus would date a rock if it wore clothes
>>157026701
>>157026701
I would also like to see these birds.
>>157026701
>>157026475
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
What would sans or P A P Y R U S look like with pouty lips?
>>157026860
get out of here hardblush
Hey guys. If you have not voted yet, please do so.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11392947
REAL
MKID
HOURS
https://soundcloud.com/bobasoda/icedtea
>>157027019
just in time for a midnight snack
>>157026860
>>157026913
>>157027116
DELET THIS
>>157026860
Got some of the comic done.
>>157027292
It's too late! I can't stop!
>>157027571
>blue magic
well at least it's somewhat canon-compatible
Do we still have writefags producing content here
Do people even still read writefaggotry
>>157027571
ANON NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>157027671
>learning how to read ever
step it up
>>157027671
yes
yes
>>157027621
Yep. Orange magic is not for Papyrus.
>>157027698
I DON'T KNOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>157027671
milka posted the next part of his qt flowey story a while ago. but yeah aside from him nearly all writefags are dead
>>157027019
>you will never be frisk in this image
Love this goat! Gonna date this goat! Gonna show this goat the world!
i wanna be cuddled by all of Asriel's forms tbqh
>>157028557
I've never seen any porn of the blaster being used as a dick.
It's a crying shame.
>>157028596
it would be extremely painful
>>157028725
youre a big gay
>>157028775 (You) (You) (You)
>>157028557
I wanna be cuddled by all forms of Asriel at the same time all at once.
>>157028557
it looks like flowey is about to give himself a prostate exam
>>157028557
I feel you senpai
>>157025613
Actually they look like Arin and Dan.
>>157028596
>the blaster being used as a dick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzHfPN2SC1I
>>157028775
Cats
>>157029414
I'm about to go to bed but thank you for this beautiful robot
>>157029605
Cats
Good morning everyone, how are you doing? I hope you slept well. The last thread I was awake for was really comfy, could we maybe, post comfy? Or post edge, It's your choice anon.
>>157029714
its 10p.m. anon
>>157029807
Actually it's 1:33 AM
>>157029714
ok
>>157029714
>>157029807
Really? I'm guessing that's in america, where I am its 6:30AM.
Timezones really mess things up huh?
>>157029714
Comfy it is
>>157029857
>>157029714
>>157029714
sleepy dream time
>>157029903
american here. it's 1:40 AM in thecanontime zone.
>>157030016
>thos hands
l-lewd
also i wanna be in a cuddle pile with the goats
What if Asriel and Flowey were replaced by Shrek?
>>157030112
Actually, the canon time is 6:40 PM.
>>157030006
Mah nigga
>>157030143
A great game would become the perfect game.
I saw a neat undertale battle animation crossover, but I can't post it.
>>157030898
was it porn or ponies
>>157030898
Link it.
>>157031026
The second one. It was on YouTube, so not porn. It was actually a well animated battle that could have actually been a Unitale battle.
>>157031049
I don't want to get banned for it.
>>157031171
You don't get banned for linking things, just posting them.
If it's just a pony battle in UT style then it's shit, anyway
>>157027671
I'll probably stick around till the general dies, I like writing the thread.
>>157027972
Update (hopefully) today! Depends on how heavy my workload gets later on.
>>157031171
>The second one
>Ponies
>bronies ruining everything as always
why
>>157031171
I know of only one animation like that. It's pretty good.
>>157031259
It's actually decent. Even if it's mlp animation.
>listening to soundcloud autoplay on my drive home
>piano cover of new home comes on
fuck you i haven't even come to /utg/ in moths
...i might call my mom later
>>157031517
Welcome back, you came at the middle of dead hours, mate.
Someone post something exciting or controversial. It's too dead for my tastes.
What's going on squad?
controversial opinion:asriel is a qt
Guys, I'm bored.
Entertain me.
>>157031802
i agree and disagree
>>157031774
Haven't seen you in a while. Did you ever write that BBQ story?
So what's up guys?
>>157031802
i prefer him when he's an adorable floweri want flowey to torture me desu
>>157031901
No. I wrote my notes and Doogle set it up for me, but the fact is that I just don't have the muse for it anymore, despite wanting to get back into it. I feel really bad after having promised that story to DulyNoted.
>>157031998
Sorry to hear that man. I hope you find your inspiration to write again,
there has been a severe lack of writing going on as of late.
>>157031517
>>piano cover of new home comes on
>being able to listen to canon music without immediately exiting due to various emotions you can't understand
>being able to enjoy anythinng taken straight from the game
I envy you anon.
>>157031986
>femanons
>>157032121
I hear other contentfags are getting chased away. Anyway, I still get a few comments like this on Ao3.
>>157031802burgerpants is the best character
>>157032197
>I hear other contentfags are getting chased away
Currently? It's only like one or two people trying to get rid of certain people from the threads, but no one is really trying to force contentfags away lately.
>>157032329
just mspg and frick because they are memes already
>>157032183
>implying you need to be feminine to enjoy omega floweys treatment
i want asriel to gently nibble and suck on my soul desu
>>157032197
kek.
>>157032526
we've already established that all floweyfags are girls anon
>>157032435
>just mspg and frick because they are memes already
>Not enjoying all the art anons and loving them.
>>157032678
>memes
i don't hate them, just like to shitpost about frick's huge gigantic hands and mspg weird art style
>>157032672
I'm a floweyfag and a guy, why would you need to be a girl to like the best character?But what does that say about me?
>>157032863
its just a joke dont worry, hes my third favorite
>>157032672
i thought that was sansfags
>>157031998
That's a shame hey have you seen? http://g.e-hentai.org/g/982219/e7c9d7abf3/
Pretty damn good.
>>157033297
delet
>>157033297
Nah, Sansfags are all handsome, well hung men.
>>157032183it's kinda strange that you can tell desu
>>157033523
i can read you guys like a fucking fiddle desu
I will protect this smile
It's a secret.
>>157033523
not really, most characterfags have a common profile. momfags normally are guys who probably like to get fit and like a mother figure and may or may not have had one when they were younger, floweyfags (and sometimes sansfags) are nroamlly femanons or just guys who are into cute flowers, nicepantsfags are normally cute ugu uwu faggots, and so on
>>157033745
What are fishfags?
Describe your favorite contentfag like you would in a book.
>>157033854
whats a book?
>>157033845angler fish shitposting on their lenovo thinkpads
>>157033945
holy shit how did you know
>>157033745
Stereotyping/profiling is generally frowned upon and inaccurate, anon. You can't use a small handful of bad eggs/weird anons and say "ALL _____FAGS ARE LIKE _____ !"
Did you learn nothing form Pocahontas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oEWA7UglB4
>>157033725
>bandaged body taken out of a secure coffin
>exposed to hot, wet, and cold environments
>directly buried in a hole in the ground
>flowers placed directly above
Yeah, protecting the smile of a rotting corpse with roots digging through their eyeballs for nourishment, assuming they haven't already decomposed into a skeleton (male).
>>157033745
What about dadfags?Given I just mostly lurk and post here and there.
>>157034028
ariel > pocahontas
>ywn see the rest of this
>>157034049
Hey man half of the people in this general want to protect the smile of at least one skeleton.
Plus everything to do with Asriel and/or Chara is assumed to involve some sort of SAVEing.
>>157034158
Is it behind another private twitter?
>>157034049
>protecting the smile of a rotting corpse with roots digging through their eyeballs for nourishment
you also say that like it's a deterrent
I would still want to make them happy.
Probably clean off the dirt, though.
Goodnight /utg/, I love you!
>>157034260
Goodnight lad!
Are we the poor unfortunate souls, or are the Undertales? Or both?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfkkMHieqcI
>>157034236
Nope, even worse, I think it's a one-of-a-kind item that was given as a gift or trade.
(I might be misunderstanding though)
>>157034539
Shame, that's a really cute fish.
>>157034167
>>157034245
The thing is skeletons aren't murderous demons bent on destroying the universe.
>you also say that like it's a deterrent
What, you some kind of necrophiliac? I mean, this is 4chan, but that's pretty screwed up.
>>157033845
guys into friendly and energetic people who seem authoritatian or even distant at first? maybe guys who like /fit/ girls
>>157034028
aw, it's not like i'm trying to hurt people, i'm just saying that sometimes those profiles are true to some characterfags
i'm not even looking down on them, i'm just saying it feels like it
>>157034109
i like dadfags. most dadfags seem to be into bara and want to have someone like asgore to have a relationship with, idk, or maybe you guys just want a dad figure to have some beers with and have a pleasant conversation all day long
>>157034674
It was drawn by tktk_nmnm, they do very cute fish (and lizards).
>>157034717
>What, you some kind of necrophiliac? I mean, this is 4chan, but that's pretty screwed up.
Why in the world did you think I wanted to fuck them.
I said protecting their smile.
>The thing is skeletons aren't murderous demons bent on destroying the universe.
Good thing that doesn't happen all of the time.
>>157034797
>tfw the only straight dadfag.
Yeah I noticed how much the others love bara stuff, nothing wrong with it.
I for one never really liked sexaulizing these characters not even the AU's.
>>157034797
Even possitive stereotypes are negative, anon. Don't lump all ________fags into a strict profile. I mean, that's what MSPG did, and look how that turned out.
I have Sans hostage! Hand over 999999G or he gets it!
>>157035246
Fine. Here you go.
>>157035154
hm, i see
of course that i don't think every kind of ____fag is the same, that would be silly, but i get what you mean, anon
>>157035246
BRING HIM HOME
>>157035246
Pull the trigger nigger!
>>157035154
Anon don't get all tumbler on us.
>>157035246
YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS YOU DAMN DRAGON
>>157035356
>So much girl asriel
>Nothing about asriel turning into a girl
>>157035381
frick did a thing didn't he?
>>157035246
What's the exchange rate from rupees to G?
>>157035290
Well, thank you for understanding, anon. I just get a bit annoyed when people start talking about stereotypes. Not to mention talking about stereotypes will probably attract the attention of that one Mkidfag who doesn't know when to quit.
>>157035356
Nah, if I wanted to get all Tumblry on you, I would call everyone a chauvinistic pig cis mutant, demand money, and request a safe space within a safe space..
https://twitter.com/gamugumi/status/785326749659766787
>>157034826
some very fine lizards
Goat
Children
>>157035717
That one's actually by a different artist, I'm not sure who. There was some sort of art exchange going on.
This is one of theirs.
>>157035753
Goat
Skeleton
Goodnight utg! Try not to dread Monday too much, and have a good day!
>>157035274
>>157035319
>>157035356
I listen and obey, Asrielle!
GLORY FOR OUR DEAR SISTER.
With this chocolate gun I PASS JUDGMENT, PARTNER!
>>157035943
i cant believe sans is fucking dead
>>157035943
You dickard.
>>157035943
Can someone write some edgy fiction about this
>>157036002
>>157036071
>>157036131
Yumy! No one better lay a finger on my little sister, but me because of the penis I have since I am indeed male and always had been!
>>157035847
oh, yeah, looks like someone not from twitter too if the halfassed translator can be trusted. sucks, we can always use more lizard artists.
>>157036218
been gay since i've thought about sexuality
>>157036218
>filename
dammit
>>157036218
>filename
not so fast, fucker.
>>157036418
Stop ruining my fun anon!
Hi /utg/! How is everyone?
Here's some fresh gote
>>157036260
>sucks, we can always use more lizard artists.
Definitely. Do have any idea of what other sites they could be on? I don't think they're on pixiv either, or I would have recognized the style.
>>157036482
I posted it earlier, sorry.
Your comment was very nice though! Very nice goat.
>>157036482
Actanon, yeye! How you been doing this fine day?
What a lovely little goat you drew.
>>157036482
I love your goats, especially the mom ones
>>157036457
You sound a little bummed out there.
>>157036510
no idea. the only big places i really check are tumblr, twitter, and pixiv, and i don't recognize that style from anyone there. any other big moonspeak image sites?
>>157036482
I've been sick with the flu for 22 days now. It suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.
>>157036541
Oh! Thanks for posting my gotes anon!
>>157036571
I'm a little sick but otherwise today was good! How are you?
>>157036674
I plan to draw a lot more of hershe's becoming my favorite gote!
>>157036837
they blep goat is very nice
>>157036767
>any other big moonspeak image sites?
That's what I was wondering. I looked on 2channel A while back but they were mostly linking to western fanart, funnily enough. They even linked some pictures from /trash/
>>157036834
I hope you get well soon.
>>157036974
Thank you, anon.
>>157036837
A little sad, but that's why we all come to utg. To laugh, to shitpost with the anons. Bad and good.
I really love how you shade and style chara/frisk and all your little goats.I was the one who was playfully threating frisk over making underfell spicy goats or else id draw his oc doing the gay. Thanks for the pic! Still one of my faves.
Post high quality art.
Goodnight mommy...
>>157036837
Still the cutest fish I ever seen btw.
>>157037095
Goodnight anon! Sleep well
>>157037095
Goodnight sweet prince.*stabs u*
>>157037095
I'm too drunk my child, get back here so I can BEAT YOU! AH! FUCKING LITTLE SHIT!
>>157037054
ye
>>157036834
We're sort of in the same boat, but I've only been sick for about 8 hours haha. Hope you get well soon though love.
>>157037036
That was such a long time ago, glad to see you're still around, and thank you anon!
>>157037141
Ah thank you anon! Here's another fish I'm finishing soon
>>157037161
>>157037267
Wh-What...?
>>157037469
Sweet! We need more tuna. She's the true hero after all.
>>157037469
Nice fish!
>>157037604
Nothing anon go to sleep.
>>157037469
I have to ask, can you maybe some time when you got free time draw Asgore as Gywn from the first souls?
>>157037469
Thank you act! I hope you get well soon too!
Good morning /utg/!
>>157037606
>>157037610
Thanks anons! Fish is very fun to draw, she's the only one that can really convey that heroic action.
>>157037727
This coming week is going to be very busy for me, but I do keep all my requests noted! I still have to finish the one request of Asgore doing his "epic life hack"
>>157037848
It's her, shes still drunk and back for MORE!
>>157037054Don't remember me for this
>>157038052
DELETEI'm too tired to argue my pham
>>157037848
Good morning mommy
>>157038117All in good fun anon, morning.
>>157038135
Morning!
>>157038184
I know my friend, it's always a good laugh. That's a really nice picture, I'm going to have to save it.
>>157038117
What is she going to do with those chia seeds
>>157038294
She doesn't know, the possibilities are so endless that it blows her away.
>>157038294
She's gonna go meet da freak of da weekah
>>157038621
Kek this is good.
I wanna give Toriel a foot rub in a non-sexual way
>>157038621
>>157038653
Whats the source on the one where he shoots him?
>>157038776
I want to massage goat mom's shoulders after a long day of cooking and tending after that house!
>>157038808
Which one is that?
>>157038830
Yeah! I wanna do that too! I think I really need a shoulder and foot rub myself though, my muscles feel very tight and stressed out for some reason.
>>157038808
Do you mean the show? It's Eric Andre.
>>157038975
If goat mom was around, she'd lay you down and massage both firmly! With a touch so gentle but firm only a mother could do it!
>>157039115
Y-You think so...? I would feel guilty asking her to do that, but I bet it would feel very nice...
>>157039278
Of course! She loves her children, and nothing makes her happy like making her children feel better! That's momma's job after all!
Need sadness. Can anyone post me some sadness?
>>157038979
ah! thanks!
>>157038894
The "Who shot ____?" one it also got turned into a comic.
>>157039517
>>157039338
Wow...what a nice mommy!
>>157039517
Sad fish.
>>157039517
>>157039709
She loves you!
>>157039769
And I love her too!
>>157039517
>>157039517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF9oWCtJl-w
have some sad music.
>>157039517
sad lizards
>>157039517
GOOD MORNING
TIME TO GREET ANOTHER DAY WITH GARBAGE
>>157040518
GOOD MORNING ANON!!!
>>157040518
it must suck to be sans.
>>157039517
>>157040627
yea...
having to work 10+ jobs for your sweet innocent tard brother...
every1 always being mean to you and bro despite them all fearing and respecting you and you being able to beat them all in one hit but they still bullies but also fear and respect you...
that whore lizard faggot stole your job even though she doesnt even know science or magic even though you wanted the job but didnt want it becausse you had trauma from your loving daddy experimenting on you and you loved your daddy and he experimented on you but you had ptsd and trauma from them and loved your daddy and didn't want the job because of trauma but lizard stole your job and the fucking whore faggot retard lizard...
all ways remembering all resets, of every time you killed kiddo, the fucking kiddo you bad timed, but you had to but the kiddo had to be bad timed, the kiddo killed papyrus fucking kiddo, you remember reset so you first time you met kiddo you bad time rapies, to kiddo, and you had to reset but the kiddo reset, so bad time to kiddo, and waking up with night terror from reset that you reset but the kiddo reset and you were stronger than kiddo but kiddo reset and kiddo (green) was stronger than sans so sans had a night terror reset and powers went out of control...
is there ne chara more tragic than sans 2bh...
please post happy cute gote child
pls
>>157040845
oh, they did more
always looking for more flowey torturing alphys, physically or mentally
>>157040852
13 kiddos. thats gotta be a new record
>>157041409
damn what a cutie
You've played Genocide, right /utg/?
Alright WHICH one of you is responsible for this?
>>157041854
AHAHAHAHA holy shit
>>157041854
https://youtu.be/P3ALwKeSEYs
Are the Momfags gone yet, or are they still regularly shitting this place up?
Page 8?
Rip in fucking pizza.
Sleep is my only escape from the tortures of life but not even that is allowed to last as long as I want.
Good Morning.
>>157043067
Good morning!
>>157042919
It gets slowest from 6-8 AM ET because by that time everyone is either asleep, busy waking up, or eating lunch/dinner/heading to bed in other countries.
Good morning everyone.
Have a nice day.
>>157043759
Good morning!
Oh god, it's So Sorry day on twitter.
>>157043759
Good morning anon!
>>157043972
im hyped
>>157044120
I actually don't hate him, but I'd still prefer... pretty much any other character.
>>157043972
Who is so sorry?
>>157043972
On japanese twitter?
I don't mind if that's the case, but it makes me mad that cunt is getting free art.
>>157044273
A secret enemy in the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whr1WPZjwpY
>>157044309
>free
He paid like a thousand bucks
>>157044229
same but hopefully he gets some art that i can actually save
>>157044273
http://undertale.wikia.com/wiki/So_Sorry
>>157044309
Yeah, but I haven't seen any art yet, just lots of people are playing through the game to encounter him.
>>157043759
It's already terrible, but thank you anyways.
>>157044383
>like a thousand bucks
Anon, he made literally all of that back bydoing commissions where he made mock-up battles of people's shitty fat fetish fursonas since he was vaugely associated with the game.
Thoughts on this mom?
>>157045183
Would love to ravage her asshole and leave her begging for more.
>>157045289
What the fuck delete this post now
>>157045349
>implying she wouldn't want this hot human pork sword after years alone underground
Anon let's be real here, the whole town would give that goat their steaming sausages.
>>157045183
I'd rather date her ex
>>157045420
I've heard enough, you're mentally ill.
>>157045505
>implying you wouldn't hit her with the meat yourself
Now you're just lying to yourself. We both know we'd make her swallow our baby batter.
>>157045614
The only babies she deals with are her cute children and the only batter she deals with is the kind involved with making pie. Your mind is sick you and should not speak this way about innocent gote moms.
>>157025757
>those tits
Not canon
Undyne is a chestlet
>>157045704
That's real funny man, pretending you wouldn't spread your nut butter on her face like she's a slice of toast, good joke.
>>157045808
>>157045862
>he wouldn't spitroast this goat with the boys
Oh, you're gay. My bad man.
>>157045974
The mom isn't a slut! Stop!
>>157037001
I want to embarass Burgerpants in front of his Boss and his crush
>>157046020
I never said that, I just wanna dip my nutsack in her mouth a few times. Nothing slutty about that.
>>157045974
>with the boys
>wanting more males than females in the equation
Looks like we have the real gay over here.
>>157046130
You're awfully rude, crude, and lewd you know...
>>157046130
IT'S
>>157045862
That's a pretty goat cute.
Reminder that Toriel is the best mom.
>>157046158
It's not gay unless you literally take dick in your asshole and explicitly say you like it anon. You know this.
>>157046209
I'm just speaking what's on my brain and right now it's Toriel giving me some :^)
>>157046238T I T O
>>157045484
He only dates mature women.
>>157046303
But you do take dick in your asshole you queer, and you explicitly like it.
>>157046303
Nothing more gay than two guys having their dicks in the same person
>>157046309
Oh...well that's okay then, still best character.
Why is everyone masterbaitng to Toriel lately?
>>157046361
Now you're just being childish, have some respect for yourself. What would your mother say?
>>157046398
Nah man, I only like dick ironically.
>>157046286
Well, the only alternatives in Undertale are a dead bird, a neglectful cloak and the lizard bitch.
>>157046478
She would say that she doesn't do any of the lewd stuff you said!
>>157046478
>ironically
Yeah man, so do I.
>>157046475
He likes you too, anon! Asgore likes more than just mature women, he likes sweet anons like yourself.
>>157046521
Mhmm, I bet.
>>157046557
Glad we're on the same page brother.
>>157046591
Why do you lie to him?
What is going on with this general.
>>157046613
>>157046613
So you ironically suck off dudes behind shady bars on a regular basis too?
>>157046709
Being shat up by lewdposters
>>157046757
Sorry man, Toriel is like a black hole, she just keeps succin me in.
>>157046784
Yeah but like as a joke haha.
>>157046591
Oh! That's nice then
>>157046846
How could you sexualize this?
Look at her, you can see the innocence.
Just look.
How could you sexualize this mom?
>>157046921
How could you not? Asgore did, why can't I?
>>157047080
>implying Asgore and Toriel touched each other more than once
>>157047148
>implying Asgore didn't tease her booty hole with his literal trident when hitting it from the back daily
>>157047080
They're both goats and also only ever will sleep with and touch each other romantically.
Nothing sinful and impure about her and Asgore's love. The things you are saying though are crude and awful.
>>157047148
>>157047080
>>157047212
>>157047223
Please do not involve my husbando in your shit posting, I know how you guys get.
K thanks
>>157047223
You right.
>>157047281Dr Pepper a shit.
>>157047281
It's true. His micro dick could probably barely satisfy her, so he had to watch while she let the royal guard do their "duty"
Nice
>>157047369
HEY YOU STOP TALKING THAT WAY ABOUT ANON'S HUSBANDO
>>157047338
...
>>157047369
...
Chara burpfic?
>>157047423
speaking of lewd stuff, the bunny probably fucks like a champ
>>157047468
My bad.DR PEPPER A SHIT.
>>157047532
This blatant shit taste offends me more then all the cuck jokes desu
its time
Post stuff that is fukkin adorable.
>>157047902
>>157047765
the refreshing and crisp taste of coca cola > dr shitter
>>157047902
Filthy monsters.
>>157047902
cuties
>>157047902
K
>>157047949
Consider this
>Cold.Coke = god tier
>Cold dr.pepper = god tier
>Room temp coke = shit tier
> Room temp dr.pepper = god tier
>>157047902
>>157048045
>room temp anything above complete trash
absolutely not
>>157048172
It's true though and it's just one of the many reasons Dr.Pepper is the best!
Pepsi and orange soda also taste the best when flat but Pepsi is kind of meh in general
>>157048323
Pepsi literally makes me sick.
>>157048323
>Pepsi is kind of meh
you kinda my nigga now
>>157048403
Sometimes I'll get it if I order pizza but its literally my last choice.
>>157048406
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>>157047902
I still think this is cute.
Smol Chara is cute.
>>157047902
Truly the most tsundere of plants
There is literally.
Literally.
LITERALLY nothing wrong with wanting to take this goat mom to pound town until she's pregnant with another kid.
>>157048698
I should make it clear that ice water is the best drink in general but soda is good when eating junk food and the beat soda is dr.pepper.
To make it undertale related here is a canon picture of best goat drinking best soda
>>157048852
>that artist
oh no
>>157048852
I asked you nicely to stop that.
>>157048852
Actually there is because Toriel is a dog shit character and giving her more kids to neglect is a bad idea
I can't believe /utg/ imploded over soda and goat sex.
Oh wait, yes I can.
eh
>>157047902
>>157049169
>That long ass handle and short ass blade
Looks more like a spatula than a knife.
>>157049169
Well what do you want to talk about?
>>157049169
shitposting is an art form anon-kun
>>157049315
Does that make you the MSPG of shit posting?
>>157049315
You could have at least typed it properly, Anon.
>shitposting is a art form
>>157043269
Requesting this but with the chocolate bar removed.
>>157048906
???
>>157049375
>>157049396
i just came here to have a good time and honestly im feeling so attacked right now
>>157049457
They make soooo much torisk porn
they're not totally horrible but I won't be buying these
>>157049505
I'll attack your waifu with my dick.
>>157049532
>That Toriel
God damn, that million mile stare that pierces your very soul.
>>157049537
dont hurt her!!! >////<
>>157049532
>No Undyne
>No Alphys
>No Asgore
>No Asriel
What's even the point?
>>157049289
>>157049315I was just joking, I love you guys.
>>157049643
thats pretty gay
Asriel is for _______
>>157049702
Leaving in the Underground, and quickly forgetting about.
>>157049702
Stealing his mom and dad from him
>>157049532
>No Flowey
>>157049631
>>157049537
No chance of that happening with that dick.
>>157049702
being forgot and replaced by superior flower.
>>157049640
>>157049825
This set has been up for preorder forever why does that surprise you?
>>157049910
No I was aware of it but I also thought it was shitty back then. Toby is such a lazy faggot about merch
>Worst character has the best merch
Ugh
the sans figure is pretty cute but the others are awkward in one way or another
toriel would be great if it weren't for the eyes
>>157050108
>sans just keeps getting better and better
theres no end to his excellence
>>157049640I'm glad Undyne was spared from this.
>>157050108
replace Toriel's head with Mettaton's, maybe that will fix it
>>157050198
Aside from being the third worst character with the absolutely worst fans?
>>157050256
just wait till daddy sansposter comes on to teach you a lesson young man
>>157050108
>still no official merch showing Sans' hands
Someone break open the pockets, we need to know if he is wearing mittens
the dog isn't too bad
>>157050198
it's all fun and games until someone slides the little guy up their butt
What do you think of the following characterfags?
Charafags
Momfags
Dadfags
Asrielfagswhy are they so bad
>>157050419
His hands don't look skeltal in game and it goes with his jacket thing.
>>157050252
>>157050523
OFFICIAL RANKINGS:
DADFAGS > MOMFAGS > ASRIELFAGS >>>>>>>> CHARAFAGS
>>157050616
Accurate
>>157050632
Also accurate
>>157050523
They're all okay, except for asrielfags. They stink.
>>157050632
>Charafags not better then Asrielfags
At least they are just normal pedoa and not also furfags
Official merch looks like a fucking scam. It said pre-order til end of septemper, now it's mid october.
So who else got chills and started crying when your friends started helping you in the TP ending?
When Flowey's got you, you have 1 HP left, they start helping you, I was pretty blown away, but then the music kicks in and out of nowhere all the creatures from the gay come in, I got chills and it's the first time a video game ever made me cry.
>>157051025
Yep, i was crying pretty much during the whole TP ending.
>>157051025
I meant to write "from the game".
>>157051117
It was crazy. Not sure why no other piece of media had this effect on me.
>>157051025
>all the creatures from the gay come in
Anon, I think you might've played different game.
>>157051232
Kek
>>157051025
I cried a few times
>New home and the walk through it
>Killing Undyne on a neutral run
>Asgore killing himself on ng+
>When I murdered the fuck out of Sans and he said he was going to go hang out at grillby with Papyrus
TP didn't make me cry at all through, maybe that's why I'm a dadfag and not an Asrielfag
>>157051297
>Blue bone accessory
SORIEL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>157050256
FUCKIGN KIDDO
>>157051348
It's the only purpose of this shitty AU.
>>157050632
>Ranking characterfags
You fucked up before you even started.
Help /utg/ I need to trim my beard but I don't know where the charger for my beard trimmer is!
>>157051735
Boy I sure love me some Undertale!
>>157051735
Rip it with your bare hands.
>>157051754
>he doesn't know who Asgore is
>>157050632
Charafags > Asrielfags because they are pedos at most. Asrielfags are both that and furies.
>>157051814
Not real, that's what he is!
>>157051735
Burn it with fire magic.
>>157051754
What kind of razor do you think Undyne uses to shave her mustache?
>>157051930
Alphys' tail scales!
>>157051930
A magic spear.
>>157051883
He is real!
A real character in the video game Undertale. Also my favorite so please be nice
>>157051815
Even when Charafags aren't posting porn they are still annoying.
Asrielfags are annoying 90% of the time, Charafags are annoying 100% of the time.
They both have the right to be here so deal.
If you could save and reload, what would you do?
>>157052134
Try for millenia to find a way to get to another universe.
>>157052134
Get rich via the lottery
Live a nice quiet life
>>157052108
I've seen Charafags being annoying less than Asrielfags were. It still happens often, but not always.
Haven't played genocide yet. Should I?
>>157025365
>Haven't played genocide yet. Should I?
Just download a save for the undying and Sans fight. Everything else is just pointless busy work
>>157052134
Get as much information about everyone as possible, predict what their next line is going to be from time to time, answer all questions correctly and get rich via lottery.
>>157052108
>Asrielfags are annoying 90% of the time
Change that to 100%.
The only thing Asrielfags post is "LOVE THAT GOAT. >YWN HAVE A CUTE FURRY TWINK BOYFRIEND THAT DOMINATES YOUR BOIPUSSY." or Cry dumping shota porn.
I want Undyne to choke on horse cock.
>>157052275
No. It's kinda boring. Just use Flowey's Time Machine thing to fight Undyne the Undying and Sans. The game becomes empty and you have to grind for a long time, so, it's not worth actually playing it.
>>157052261
Different anon, asrielfags come in burst (though those burst have been more frequent recently) charafags are a always present dull pain.
The fact that they are always here makes me find them worse than asrielfags, but I guess it depends on which poison you prefer.
>>157052392
>>157052108
I like how people are only fighting over the Chara and Asriel fags and not the mom and dad ones
>>157052134
Get rich, rich, rich!
Also dick around.
>>157052496
I'd prefer those who are always here, but don't post shit all the time than those who are here sometimes, but then everything is drowning in it.
>>157052502
Maybe because they're not as bad?
Plus both Asgore and Toriel have more character so there's not as much room for the autistic filler that Charafags and Asrielfags do.
>>157052134
eat the same cookie 30 times
>>157052275
As someone who played and enjoyed it I agree with >>157052372 and >>157052463
If you're willing to go the extra mile maybe one fore Mettaton NEO. Everything else such as the changes in snowdin I recommend reading online from a reliable source.
>>157052502
I only see mom and dad fags being nice, with the exception of the one baitposter who hates dadfags.
>>157052670
That's mundane as fuck.
morning utg, how was the sleep?
>>157052502
Momfags are generally nice unless they get into that oedipus shit, but Dadfags are cancer.
Charafags are lolicons+shitposters and asrielfags are literal furfaggots, so they're an entirely different party.
>>157052670
>tfw I was just imagining the other day having the ability to eat my mom's homemade banana bread over and over
Save states would be the fucking best super power, I fucking swear. Frisk / Flowey hit the jack pot and it's only ever used for murder and junk in fan content. You could do so much stupid shit with it
>>157052865
Good morning! I slept okay, how about you?
>>157052887
>only ever used for murder
But that's a pretty valid use.
>>157052994
desu that's a pretty low tier use. Who the fuck cares about killing people over and over when you can do better and more useful things
Like eat banana bread over and over
>>157052887
Yeah, like jumping into wood chippers just to see how others would react to it.
>>157052727
>Mettaton NEOHaha nice joke ;_;
>>157052806
I'll also skip work to read a book, then reload to the beginning of the day and go to work this time
>>157052868
What's cancer about dadfags?
>>157052670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHBsIswq3AQ
>>157053132
It's still a genocide exclusive bos- enemy!Out of all the things the hack didn't do this one hurts the most.
>>157053178
Constant falseflagging and generally shit taste. The bad kind of faggots.
>>157053217
all the bara shit and charafag-tier dindus desu.
Momfags are similar but to a lesser extent.
>>157052868
Nice generalization here.
>>157052427
*semipenis
>>157050632
>Dadfags anywhere even close to the top
https://e621.net/post/show/1017883/-3-3_eyes-animated-animated_skeleton-bone-clothed-
>>157053398
I'm not too fond of generalizations eitheras a Charafag, but how else could we prove that characterfags are shit?????
>>157053591
>this is in the Undertale tag
https://e621.net/post/show/1014531
Oh man, I forgot it's Ghoul School time again.
If i'm not into any fetishes, like every character for who they are and don't judge other people's tastes, who am i?
>>157053591
why
>>157053696
Too good for this general!
>>157053352
>Charafag tier diddu
You've never seen an actual charafag diddu have you?
>>157053679
We don't. We just live with it and shit on tumblrinas.
>>157053696
Probably the best poster around.
>>157053696
Anonfag, best -fags here.
>>157053812
Anonfags are the worst posters here
>>157053904
shut up virgin
>>157053958
Go cry about how you'll never suck an anon's dick or something
>>157053696
A really nice person.
Fuck you.
>>157053696
>and don't judge other people's tastes
someone most should aspire to
>>157054001
Whoa chill you don't have to be so mean
>>157053904
This is true, most if not all of them are low life faggots who eat tendies for every meal and have given up on women
>>157054090
>given up on women
Truly the most enlightened of people
>>157054090
Boys are better anyway
good morning?
>>157053696
Someone who's in wrong neighborhood.
Post more images like this.
>>157054381
No thanks, this looks like literal cancer
>>157053696
* Frisk, what did i tell you about Four-Chan?
>>157054381
>>157054506
* You ask Toriel why SHE is here.
>>157054336
WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT IT
nah, I kid, good morning
>>157054658
To shitpost about Asgore obviously.
>>157054717
>To shitpost as Asgore obviously.
FTFY
Greetings, I am King Asgore Dreemurr. Golly, I sure do love murdering poor innocent children in cold blood! And when I don't feel like getting my ass off my throne, I can just order my people to do it! Would you like to hear how I killed my first human child?
Would you amom?
>>157055054
Sup
You're my favorite
>>157055054
>Would you like to hear how I almost got killed by my first human child?
>>157055054
Mom, quit shitposting about dad.
I know you've been drinking again.
>>157055164
How dare you claim that those poor children could ever harm anyone! They couldn't even hurt a fly! But I murdered them anyway because I am a cruel bastard who only wishes to quench his thrist for blood!
>>157055429
Who is this Mom you're speaking of?
Howdy folks.
I got a call from the building across the street, something about a goat child? It's probably nothing but, you guys aren't doing anything, uh, indecent with a young goat, are you?
>>157055667
No, I only have a cat.
>>157055667
Well, I mean no. We're having lamb though, do you want some?
How exactly did the monsters catch up with humans' technology so quickly? They've been trapped since like what, 10-12th century?
>>157055901
Magic
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>>157055667
No all my goats are of proper age officer, I hope you find the poor goat that you got called about though. it's shocking what some people will do to them
>>157054514
>The microsoft wingdong
Every time.I'm still able to decipher wingdings by memory. Send help.
>>157055667
No, sir police officer sir. I am not doing anything with a young goat that would be deemed illegal.
Now, do you know where i can buy some roosters? I need some of their bodily fluids. I am trying to help my friend with something.
>>157055901
Gaster and Sans the super genius super heroes invented all of it, obviously, and then that fucking lizard stole all their research and said she studied the garbage from the surface to make it like the lying rat she is
>>157055993
same. it's been a while but i'll look at it for a while and remember.
>>157055901
They stole it from the trash.
>>157055667
>>157055993
I have same problem.
>>157055667
Does this count?
>Every monster all over the world gets herded into a single cave on one continent only
Makes no sense
>>157056292
It's a video game and not real
>>157055667
I don't have any goats, you must be looking for the MS paint guy.
>>157056292
it was just their kingdom
but toby is also a hack. it's not made to make sense. overanalyzing this game only results in pain.
>>157056352
its a plothole is what it is
>>157056292
Others have been killed. Simple explanation.
>>157056292
Maybe there weren't so many monsters in the first place and they only lived in one place.
Why do some people get angry at the mere mention of the genocide route?
>>157055667
It is my given right in Islam to take that boys butt for my own, inshallah.
>>157056352
Shut up, Toby
I'm skipping class today and staying home.
What would the different characters think about skipping class?
>>157056642
My child, please think of your future.
>>157056518
No idea. It is a shitty route, but i don't see why would someone get angry if you mention it.
>>157056518
because the route was shitty boring grinding although that's what it was supposed to be. also edgelords killing all your favs and flaunting how genocide was canon instead of everyone living happily
>>157056684
It's just lecture, and I'm passing the class with flying colors, mom!
>>157056292
There was only 12,000 of them. My city has over 100x that many people.
Or--, as >>157056457 says, the monsters who fought back were probably killed.
Also, the only monsters we know who were around during that time are Asgore and Gerson, possibly Toriel too. Maybe it was an Ark kind of situation where only two of each species were spared and sent underground.
>>157056685
>Shit
>Has the only good boss fights aside from Mettaton, Asgore and maybe Muffet
Nah it has value
>>157056518
Idiots who get too emotionally invested in a piece of media
>>157056642
Its not like you are capable of learning anything anyways, anon.
>>157056642
i skipped two of my classes this morning because i overslept and i regret it.
>>157056518
I don't get it either. It's required for you to know certain characters better. You are given more information on Papyrus, Undyne, Sans, Flowey and Chara in this route.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPW8zw08qiE
>>157056642
Depending on the reason, he might yell at you for being lazy or encourage you to call it a 'mental health day' and do his best to cheer you up.
>>157056829
There is only one good fight here and it's Undyne. Sans is just frustrating and involves a lot of trial and error bullshit. When i finally killed that little shit, i was simply relieved that it's over. Not sad. Not happy. Not even angry. Just relieved.
But to get to any of this, you have to go through a lot of boring shit.
>>157057082
Sans is shit your first time playing bit I actually think he's the funner of the two to re-fight
Giving lots of love to thismom
>>157056518I lost a friend because I told him I played the genocide route.I don't know if that makes me a shitty person if a fictional character was worth more than me or if he was delusional for valuing fake friends over real friends.
>>157053591
ECTO
ASSHOLE
>>157057241
And what a beautifulmomshe is!
>>157057175
At that point, you already know what he is going to do and you can prepare for him properly (like get green soul's items instead of the locket and real knife).
>>157057082
>Sans is just frustrating and involves a lot of trial and error bullshit.
I was thinking, recently.
Sans' battle relies on memorization. You pretty much have to die multiple times to beat him.
He's threatened by your ability to Reset and you're using it against him.
Sans dies by the thing he feared most.
>>157057252
That guy is just a pussy
>>157047423
nice
>>157057252
Your friend is an idiot
>>157057241
I want to hang out and maybe get drunk with this goat. Don't even care if nothing vaguely sexual happens, I just want to make him feel good about himself
>>157057327
There is something even better about his fight.
He tries to make you quit by ignoring game's rules completely. Invincibility frames? Fuck that. Taking damage? Fuck that. Waiting for you to choose stuff in the menu? Fuck that.
But then, when he tries to make his turn last forever, YOU and Chara break the rules. You attack during his turn and Chara attacks right after your attack, catching him off guard.
>>157047490https://e621.net/post/show/777154/2015-anal-anthro-blush-bottomless-burgerpants-cat-
He's a very generous lover
>>157057252
Sounds like you weren't very good friends in the first place.
But that does remind me of how the friend that introduced me into Undertale goaded me into Genocide just to see what would happen, since he didn't want to do it himself. It's a shame that he's since come to hate Undertale for what the fanbase has become, whereas I developed an autistic obsession with it. Two roads diverge.
>>157057565Oh this is cute
I liked Undertale because it made me feellike I had friends.
I love this dad
Toriel stuffing a tiny you in her underwear!
>>157057962
Do you think that momfags and dadfags are similar in their reasons for liking the mom or dad, but one side is gay and the other is not?
What if Frisk and Chara were neither male nor female?
>>157058118i like this idea
>>157057962
SAME
>>157058125
Some of them no doubt. I have never seen Asgore as a father figure though and I don't want him as a dad ( same for Toriel though)
>>157058118
Gross
>>157057565
i really want to open this bus i'm on the bus right now
god damn it
>>157058189
It's canon they have a straight up squid tentacle there, suction cups and everything.
>>157058458
Fuck off Hamstuck
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>>157058458
Lovecraftian horror Frisk and Chara when?
>>157058414
You probably know it already.
>>157058637
>no option for molten Nutella
>>157058287
>>157057301
>>157057484
all goats are cool and for loving
>>157058703the worst part is that you're probably right and i just wanted to make sure ;_;someone kill me please
>>157058875
Nice opinion.
Brad tried his best ;_;
>>157058875
Except for Asriel. He can't love or be loved.
>>157058987Who?
I want Undyne to be alone and desperate for release.
I want Undyne to somehow find a horse and consider the thought of fucking it, the luring animalistic scent of it triggering her most carnal thinking.
I want Undyne to decide to risk it, thinking a huge horse cock would be perfect for the growing need inside of her, her mind too clouded by images of horse cock filling her hungry holes to care.
I want Undyne to try tasting it, instantly regretting sticking the nasty meatlog in her mouth, but to overcome by arousal to stop fellating the animal's disgusting cock.
I want Undyne to realize her mistake as the horse gets into it, thrusting powerfully into her throat, as Undyne panics and tries to pry her mouth from the horse's furious facefucking.
I want Undyne to freak out even more as the horse thrusts deeper, burying it's cock in her throat up to the hilt, the horse's grapefruit sized balls slamming into her face with each thrust, caking her face with its disgusting ball-sweat and thick musk.
I want Undyne to edge on blacking out as the horse relentlessly pounds into her face, the musk burning her nostrils as she starts to suffocate from lack of breathing room, fluids bubbling out of her mouth as she struggles to just get a single gasp of air.
I want Undyne to feel the horse makes it final thrust, burying its balls into her face as it pumps it's hot seed into her throat and belly, the lack of air and thick musk flooding into her nostrils finally causing her to go unconscious.
>>157058228
Rubbing the giant goatmom's feet!
What if Chara told Asriel how humans fuck, but did it incorrectly? Like telling him that they lick each other's brains through their mouths while rubbing against each other.And then Toriel opens the door with a shocked expression.
>>157059127
tl;dr. Sorry.
>>157058875
this desu
>>157058987
>>157058875
Good opinion and sweet Tori
>>157059127
>>157059224
I haven't gagged in a long time, anon
>>157059224
>>157059127
>horses
>not dolphins, the perfect rape machines of nature
>>157059336
Your welcome.
>>157059338
Fuck dolphins.
>>157059398
Yeah, that's what I'm saying
>>157059127
>>157059224
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>157059224
>>157059127
My prematurely ejaculating in front of Toriel greentext got deleted but this stays? baka desu senpai
>>157059923
i love that hand.
>>157059970
Nothing, i just want undyne to choke on horse cock.
>>157060087
Cause that shit is weak, my stuff is strong and burns your throat when it goes down.
>>157060105
But how is it drinking?
>>157060323
Not much. She isn't an alcoholic like Toriel.
>>157060363
Hi anon! Could you please delete that post for me? Thanks!
>>157060087could you give me a couple keywords I could punch into the archive?
>ywn make an indie game and get paid 1000 dollars to be forced to put in someone's scat cuck fetish furry self-insert recolor and another 1000 dollars to put int reize seatlan
it's not fair
>>157060656https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/156854871/#156858891
>>157059127
>her nostrils
what nostrils?
>>157060656
anon so sorry was a lot of shit but only fetish, furry, and self-insert actually apply to that
>>157060778
i want to lick those gills
>>157061026
I want to tongue them deeply.
>>157060656
Today's the day you can encounter So Sorry, isn't it?
Happy birthday furries!
>>157060760Thank you, senpai.
>>157061026
We all do.
every single one of us is going to be at the art club at 8, right?
>>157061518
Yeah, I will be there.
With gasoline and matchsticks.
>>157061518
Some of you guys are alright, don't come to the art club at 8
>>157061518
no artists are a bunch of nerds hehe
>"I'm so alone, Chara...I'm so afraid, Chara...Chara, I...I..."
>Everything fades to white
>You shield your eyes from the blinding light
>Once it's gone, you notice something weird...
>In front of you, it's...not Asriel...
>"...you lil' shit...WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
>It's a human just like you, but their skin is paler, their haircut is a bit different, their red eyes are wide open, they have pinchable rosy cheeks, they are smiling and they are....dressed up as a...flower
>...
>It kinda ruins the mood, but looks adorable anyway, so, you don't complain
>...you decide to do the right thing
>"Why, hello there, handsome."
>"You really are a sicko, huh?"
>"If it means i can be with you, then i'll be sick for as long as needed, darling."
>Suddenly, their smile grows wider and wider...and wider....and wider...and wi- no, this is not how a human should smile
>"Oh...now i get it! You made me think of Chara so much that i lost my concentration and instead of reverting to my boss monster form, i...wait..."
>You think you know who this is
>"...Chara warned me about how most of the humans are obsessed with mating with each other...you kept flirting with everyone...now i get it! You wanted to find someone for mating, but there is only one human here and...heheheh..."
>You decide to play along
>"Hey, what's with that look? D-don't come any closer! STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
>"Say aaaah!"
>You stick out your tongue and wiggle it as you approach him
>He has nowhere to run and nowhere to hide in this void
>After five minutes of running around, you catch him
>He screams>"TEMMIE! For my sake, wake up!"
>"wOI!"
>"You really shouldn't eat so many Tem flakes, my dear...friend...assistant...pet...who are you again?"What the fuck did i just write and why?
>>157061518
Yeah! I'll bring copies of my scat zine to hand out.
>>157060778
Oh shit you're right, I guess I was thinking of those "slit" nostrils.
Whatever, replace nostrils with gills or whatever, I dont care, its a block of text about Undyne being facefucked by a horse.
How come no one in real life is nice and innocent like in Undertale?
>tfw Alphys got the best waifu AND the best husbando
It's not fair, how does the lizard whore keep getting away with it?!
>>157062525
everyone you encounter in Undertale tries to kill or at least badly hurt a small child
>>157062238
That's okay, I guess we can call that "poetic liberty".
>>157062650
But they're so innocent about it.
>>157062525
No one in Undertale is innocent. Literally no one. They're nice though.
>>157062525
There are people like that in real life. They usually don't live for long. Exist? Maybe. Live? No.
>>157062606
S-she's not a... a l-lizard whore...
>>157062650
At least the fandom treats her like she should be treated
>>157062834
What was innocent about Toriel flinging fireballs at you to force you to stay with her? Or Undyne magically pinning you in place while trying to skewer you? Or Mettaton attempting to gyrate his ass at lethal speeds and rub it against you?
>>157062606
>undyne
>best
>cuck
>best
Post text replies without images.
Hardmode: no meme arrows.
>>157063162
It made me smile...
>>157063035
>Even Asgore has more devoted fans then Alphys
It is weird
>>157062949
Shut up Undyne
>>157063194
t.triggered momfag
Undyne is easily the best girl in the entire game and the only competition Asgore has for best husbando is Asriel and some minor characters since the skeletons are for friendship
>>157062949
You're right, she isn't. Don't let them say bad things about the cute lizzy like that!
>>157063386
I-I'm not Undyne...
>>157063390
Y-you really think she's cute?
>>157063390
God, I want to cum deep in her ass so badly.
>>157063462
I do, she is the cutest nerd in existance and the perfect waifu for my waifu.
>>157062949
>>157063462
For fuck's sake, don't start this shit again.
>>157063593
She'd be perfect for a pity fuck
>>157063752
I want to leave her behind, dirty and used.
>>157063390
I wanna kidnap her and keep her as my cumdump.
>>157063796
naw, I'm not that evil, I'd cuddle with her afterwards then not call on the the next day
Stop samefagging, Alphys
>>157063865
>>157063846
>>157063796
>>157063752
>>157063593
W-why are you so lewd about m... Alphys?
>>157063162
>Or Mettaton attempting to gyrate his ass at lethal speeds and rub it against you?
This made my day. Holy shit, i'm immature.
>>157063310
That's not what innocent means, anon...
I wonder.
Should I delete my savefiles to fight So Sorry on his proper day?
>>157063968because I have a crush on y-her
>>157063390I'm watching her right now.
>>157064016
O-oh, you sh-should tell her.
Nobody posts retarded shit like this about minor NPCs
>>157064401
there's retarded shitposting about bullying muffet every single day
>>157064487
Muffet's a virgin loser.
>>157064401
Its a good thing.
>>157064487
Do bosses count as minor?
What if monsters were various types of food and drinks? Like Toriel was a bscotch pie, Asgore was a cup of golden flower tea, Undyne was some kind of sushi, Chara is a buttercup pie shaped like a human (result of living with Dreemurrs for too long), Asriel is tea pie, Mettaton is literally a rectangle made of etc.
>>157064401
Nobody gives a fuck about most minor characters but I agree that all goatfags should knock it off since they are the worst about it and I say that as one of them
>>157064187
I should but I'm afraid she'll reject me.
>>157064039
Oh fuck
She dead.
>>157064719
>>157064614
They're midbosses, but Muffet, Mad Dummy, and Napstablook are all minor characters.
>>157064695
S-she would probably say yes...
>>157064634
Whoops, meant characters and not monsters.
>>157064401
Because there's nothing to post about them.
If you did those greentext paragraphs of Fuku lewds or something, it'd be just as bad as when Charafags do it because both are characters that have hardly any info.
Actually, it'd be worse.
>>157064812
You're too cute, I need you in my life. <3
http://www.strawpoll.me/11403238
>>157064803
>midbosses
>Muffet
Muffet is the boss of Hotlands. She is not very integrated into the plot, but as far as the gameplay is concerned Hotlands and the Core are seperate areas with Muffet marking the end of Hotlands.
I would argue the Mid-bosses of Hotlands are the Guards, but that's not really correct as they don't even have their own music.
>>157064904
O-okay, I will be!
>>157064853
>no one will every write a greentext about Fuku accidentally burning your dick off
>>157064634
what would the skeletons be? spaghetti and a bottle of ketchup?
>>157064719nah I'm just watching her right now, I'm gonna wait to strike.
She's clicking away at a computer like a fucking NERD.
>>157065020
Music doesn't determine if something's a miniboss.
Plus Mettaton owns both Hotland and the Core.
Consider how Toriel seems to own or run the Ruins. The skeletons "took over" Snowdin. Undyne dictates Waterfall. Asgore rules over everything but he's primarily in the Capital/New Home. All of those are bosses of their areas.
Mettaton owns Hotland and the Core? He's the boss of both.
>>157057484
You know, I would be glad if nothing sexual was happening when hanging out with my favorite.
Even the characters I find attractive I can't lewd. They are good with the relationships they have and I would hate to force myself onto them.
Plus I can't headcanon characters as having a sexuality that's anything but what's confirmed in canon.
>>157065091
W-what are you gonna do when you strike?
>>157065025No, srsly, don't do that to me, I'm really weak for this kind of cute.
>>157065227
Yeah, but the game is structured in such a way that Muffet is a clear cut-off point for Hotlands so that she serves as the end boss.
New Home and Core are so close together I would rather treat that as a single area than both Hotlands and Core.
>>157065309
S-sorry anon...
>>157064960
>Dadfags rigging polls again
pathetic
>>157065387
No, after Muffet's battle is another one of Mettaton's segments.
>>157065532
Which is why I said a Boss in gameplay, not in story.
>>157065074
a single stale, deflated marshmallow for sans
a skeleton composed of these for pap
>>157065518
>Make a poll
>Results aren't what you wanted
>M-m-must be rigged?!
kek
and for the record I didn't even open the poll since strawpollfags are fucking annoying
The true Boss of Hotlands are Alphys' stupid calls.
>>157065248I got some stuff, a gag, etc.
Gonna try and bind her up and pound that sweet ass. Best part is she doesn't seem to know I'm here.
Fuck, I'm gonna make that cute little face swallow my cock.
>>157065451
It's fine, I just wish I had someone cute as you to, I don't know, maybehold hands...
>>157065778
Dadfags are known to do this all the time. It's nothing new.
>>157065857
Now I know why lizardfags never post.
They're unanimously worse than anyone else here.
>>157065790
>>157065857
Don't do this
>>157065857
O-oh... I don't think you should strike the n-nerd if that's what your plan is.
>>157065890
H-holding hands, huh? T-that sounds nice, haha...
>>157065924
>Source
>My ass
The reason people vote for them is probably because they don't tend to shit up the thread as bad as momfags and asrielfags
>>157065890
>>157065857
You see the contrast of people who like Alphys, let's see which one she is interested in.
>>157066117
shut up faggot
>can't fight So Sorry in Genocide
Damn it
>>157066267
no u
>>157066117
Yeah, because they never post their shitty bara lewds here. Dadfags are also often Doggo/Ice Wolf/RG-fags, who belong to some of the shittiest posters here.
Good night you RPing fucks!
>>157066445
Undyne isn't as strong as this mom!
>>157066081it's a bit late to just pull out now, it's now or never, I can't just get up and walk away.
Oh fuck she's looking around, I think she heard me.
>>157066397
>Any of those groups
>Notable enough to be annoying
You're lucky if you see two or three posts from any of those groups a day. What's it like being a huge baby that gets triggers over what other people like?
>>157066720
She probably heard you because you're such a big fat bastard.
>>157066081Yeah, maybe a walk in the park, eating some ice cream, going home by sunset, staying up late watching bad anime and cuddling. What do you say? <3
>>157066778I-I would like that quite a bit... a-as long as you're nice to m... her sorry.
>>157066445
Are we posting strong pictures now?
>>157066859
I'll be nice, I promise, no stepping over boundaries,unless yo... her wants it.
>>157067075
M-maybe something could be worked out... w-where you step over boundaries...
>>157066608
There are different kinds of strength, my friend.FITE ME
>>157066952
Sure!
Let's kill this thread
>>157067196
Weak!
>>157067196
Undyne is strong, resilient and ripped.
Toriel just has some muscles undear that goat fat.
Undyne wins
>>157067276
Yes, please, I wanna forget this.
>>157067335
Oh yeah? How about THESE muscles?
>>157067196
>>157067506
Try THESE on for size, little guy!
>>157067193ok, I'm in love, what do I do now?
>>157033429
Thats a cute image there, and I had not seen that comic. Breddy gud indeed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vddGcroEJ-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU7hjDPHkQg
Have some Asgore remixes I found.
???????
>>157067582A-ask your crush out
>>157067718But I don't have any means to contact her...
>>157068006I-I have never had a gf or bf before
>>157067526
What a handsome and daring specimen, truly the height of beauty and strength.
>>157067575
Impressive. But can you take on the strongest monster in the underground?
Okay
Can we agree to bury Lizardfags again for all future threads?
>>157068130Maybe I can change that, if you let me~
>>157067693
The reverse-vore...
Asgore's most powerful attack...
>>157068137
Such a cool dude, I don't know if I can take him on!
>>157068176
I'm a fishfag and alberto barbosa memes didn't drive me off, so good luck trying to bury my lizardfag half.
>>157068282
>ears in a bun
Its great
>>157068196I-I am a boy though...
>>157068176
I'm so sick of the retarded constant characterfag drame. It's like every day we have some kind of dumb agurment about who the worst is and who we should shit on. Maybe I should just stop coming to these threads
>>157068176
The lizard is already bullied into oblivion. This just solidifies it.
>>157068389I'm a bi guy, so it's up to you <3
>>157068393
Yes you should
The less come here the more we die
Are people hooking up again?
>>157068282
It's understandable to be intimidated, perhaps you can take on his brother instead.
>>157068602
I hope so
>>157068484I-I don't know, romance is scary
>>157068702Don't worry, I can show you that it's not that scary, just relax, no pressure.
>>157068702
>>157068484
Exchange emails and get out of here
And the final image of the thread isssssss....
Killing this thread
>>157068393
Just post what you like, man, the thread is much better when you only check in now and then and scroll past the garbage.
papyrus
>>157068858
that's what I'm trying to do
sans
>>157068841C-can I have your email?
It's probably the Flowey catfish again
>>157068932
RULES
>>157068998
Tell your story, bruised anon. I'm curious
>>157068932
IS A COOL DUDE
>>157069053
It's not me who got bruised. But some other dude who wouldn't shut up about it for a while.
New thread
>>157069259
>>157069259
Who is going to go next?