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Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

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Last time with spessmen on a spess station:
I don't fucking know

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>How does Cryo work?
http://pastebin.com/raw/nnABFf3f

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server,
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>/vg/station forum and logs
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/3pWsZWiT
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Assistant is the most fun occupation.
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Surfer Girl?
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CURVER
BTFO
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T I N K Y
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We had to remove public access from the doc because you shitters decided it'd be better to wipe the fucking thing than to try to communicate.

You literally brought this upon yourself.

If you ACTUALLY want an ivory tower coder metaclub you're headed in the perfect direction for it to become a reality right now.
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>tradershit
>scientist throws nade over counter saying it's a flashbang
>it's an explosion
>i get nearly knocked to crit and start bleeding
>flash+cuff the guy and tempted to kill him but decide to just throw him in disposals 'cus i don't like ending people's rounds
>security descends on me with the force of a thousand suns, shoots me multiple times, and leaves me to bleed to death on the brig front counter
>this entire time i'm screaming that i'm bleeding and that it was self defense
>they try to defib me 15 minutes later but i bleed to death again almost immediately
>sit dead for 20 minutes until the HoS shouts "WHY ARE YOU DEAD" and then drags me to the medbay to get cloned
>my lifeless corpse is scanned in a sleeper and then put into cryo and then dragged around random machines for 15 minutes without anyone realizing i'm dead
>assistant tries to CPR my lifeless fucking corpse
>assistant finally decides to defib and puts me into cryo (thank you)
>cryo room fills with plasma
>assistant drags me out
>i'm STILL BLEEDING, and therefore fucking die again
>shuttle leaves early and we miss it by literally one second
top wew
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>>156982529
As much as I hate to agree, he's right
Don't shit up a public document and then complain when it gets locked
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>sec validhunting borers
disgusting
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>>156982532
Why do traders care about the emergency shuttle
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>>156982430
B T F O
T
F
O
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>>156982662
because when you miss it by that margin you fly out into space trying to catch it and your body is never recovered
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>Get ling'd
>Body is taken to the operating theatre and placed on the operating table
>For whatever reason there's a decaptiated head on the table next to my body
>Doc comes in
>Ignores my body and debrains the head instead
>CMO implants the heads brain into a monkey man
>Defibs the monkey man
>Catatonic
>CMO takes my body to genetics and gives the catatonic monkeyman my identity
>My body is left to rot in the DNA modifier for the rest of the round
Bravo medbay brava
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>>156982532
>play security
>bully birbs
It's the only thing that makes the job worthwhile.
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>>156982646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGjky5U64LM
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>>156982585

lmao i watched that sec after his borer valids

Guess what I found he's a huge faggot in general
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>Librarian hacks into my office and fingerfucks the consoles
>Know he's fucking dirty but I don't have a leg to stand on
>MMI of Cash hardie gets spaced like 90 seconds later
>Fish it out of space
>MMI is lost in its own thoughts
T-T-Thanks...
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>>156982532
>be other trader
>get to leave ages after chemist already left
>go back to trading ship
>fucking filled with plasma
>try and get to escape
>shuttle leaves early
>walk down to medical
>loot security officer
>blow my brains out
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>>156982662
Why does anyone care about the emergency shuttle except antags?
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>>156975315
>>156981042
>still no answers on any of these
Someone please find a flaw and tell me I'm wrong
It's not a dare, I am actually begging for someone to consider those points and tell me I'm wrong
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>>156982746
bully better, dying is not bullying
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>>156982646
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>>156982585
Be valid get valided.
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>>156982585
thank Megurine for setting the golden standard of borer shittery.
kill all borers on sight.
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>>156982529
>It gets shoved out into a thread where people permabanned from this and other server shitpost for (you)'s
>You're considering stooping to their level and being just as much of a faggot
>Says he doesn't even play in a PR
You're retarded
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>>156982898
It is when you get mad and ick ock in looc ;^)
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>>156983013
that was an actual mistake, sorry
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>>156982298
I want to fire electrodes at Emilia untill she falls over and stutters
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>get mission from HoP to be the villain of the station, to teach lessons of good through my fuckups, and to do a grant cake heist
>get a key card
>get succ'd instantly
o-okay

>borer squad
>guy gets autotatored
>we fuck shit up as the dreamteam
>space pod dude gets us down
>they think he's a ling and go to decap
>head borer: OH GOD GUYS I'M STILL IN HERE
>contact lost
>arm borer tries to grapple us to safety to find new hosts
>THEY CUT THE ARM OFF TOO
>we barely make it out before a redshit goes to gib us
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>>156982968

nigger what

borers are pretty much completely locked out of shittery by virtue of the rules surrounding them

what are you on about
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I promise this isn't relevant to the round or anything but how do I in to malf???
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>>156982857
Crew proper have some sort of arrangement with NanoTrasen with regards to compensation, going back to whateverthehell their homes are, et cetera. Traiders have none of that.
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>>156983301
Plasmaflood and blow the lamps.
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>>156983301
Read the wiki before toggling the slot?
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>>156983301
Thanks, now I know where my target is
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>>156983151
Borers are also 100% VALID
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>>156983151
That is Darren. He is mad that I was talking with the other borer about our hosts and that they should leave each other alone so we dont die. Idiot goes after the other borers host and gets his head lopped off.
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>>156983301
Thanks now I know it's not malf
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>>156983112
Flashbang nignaga.
>>156983301
Don't turn on milf until you know how to AI.
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>>156983343
>RP
Go back to Bay.
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>>156983383
No! Borers are cute!
CUTE!
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>Be Nurse
>get Genetics powers at the start
>Milling around
>Trying to drain blood from corpses for later
>Changeling who has been absorbing them tries to absorb me
>Escape via powers
>Chase him down and kill him
>Become traitor randomly
>Get two emags and a compressed matter cartage
>Can't compress the second emag for some reason
>Hide the cartage in maint under a welding tank
>Trying to emag things
>People fucking everywhere
>Can't emag cargo computer
>Can't emag cloner into a juicer anymore
>Librarian constant watching her computer
>Finally find a place with no people
>Emag the holodeck, set to burn
>Vents close instantly, no damage done
>But ZAS flings me against a wall anyway, hurting me
>Track down the MoMMI who spent the whole round playing blackjack
>Try to emag it in maint
>Random sec officer finds me
>Escape
>Try again
>Random CMO outside of engineering finds me
>Manage to explain away the sparks and crowbar
>Try to emag into sec and free prisoners
>Detective catches me going in
>Found the implanter, questions my prints on it
>Explain it away, give him one of my two emags
>Lets me go
>Find a borg not moving in Arrivals
>Decide to emag it for when it returns
>Suddenly, Vox traders
>Entire Sec team rushes into Arrivals, and arrests all the Vox
>Get forced by Security to help bag Vox since there are too many
>Finally get back to emag the borg
>Two officers decide to come back to arrivals, and see the sparks since they take so long to dissipate.
>Second emag found
>Officer drags me all over the station, infecting me with three different viruses
>Leaves me with warden
>Talk my way out of the brig yet again
>Decide to go free the Singularity since I can't do anything else
>Get into space
>ZAS knocks me over and yanks me out, unable to stand up to throw anything
>Finally get back to station
>Virus affects my DNA with random mutations
>Leg turns to jello, fall over and can't move
>Slowly die in space

High pop is worst pop. Should have just bombed everything
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>>156983703
Borers are valid! VALID!
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>>156983721
>tfw sec found the compressor
>tfw being part of that entire wild round
Jesus fucking christ I think I need therapy.
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if emilia is as bad as people say she is, why hasn't she been banned
are you fuckers to autistic and principled to ahelp?
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>>156983506
kek you told them actively while I was succing people that I was eating vox, you forced my death you cunt.

you interacted with other borers more than you did your host.
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>>156983721
You wish. Spiff already blew all the valves.
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>>156984206
Ahelping is for chumps.
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>>156984325
but whining anonymously in the thread is not?
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>>156983506
also,
>Idiot goes after the other borers host and gets his head lopped off.
I was leaving and he came up and paralyzed me you shit, nice try covering your tracks though.
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>>156982736
Thats a funking geniuos traitor medbay stunt, bravo to that CMO.
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>>156984206
What have I done?
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>>156984976
Be an inconvenience to some whiny spergs who got lost on their way to Polaris.
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>>156984206
it's general greytide shittery, nothing to ahelp over, also she shills herself constantly in thread - no-one actually cares.
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>>156984976
I don't know because I don't play sec, but if the thread is to be believed you are quite the shitter.
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>>156982412
Surfer Girlfriend, wont you propose to me already? I dont have the courage to ask you myself ;_;
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What were the birbs even tasked to steal?
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>>156985483
WHO IS THIS!!!
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>>156985838
6 guns and 100 plasma sheets
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just steal my shit up senpai
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>>156982989
Some from our discord posted it in the thread, you guys fucked up whether or not you're going to own up to it.
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>Get given a cool title by the HoP
>Go to cargo to get a sword to go with my title
>Oh cool I have cargo access
>Start making it
>Stunned, cuffed and taken to the brig
>Spend the rest of the round bucklecuffed to a chair
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>>156985857
>Loot an undefended armory and mine with your pickaxes
Shit. fucking shit raiders.
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>>156985978
>warden doesn't defend his armory
SHIT SEC
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>>156985972
Get something from the HoP written on a piece of paper finishing with [sign] and being stamped.

>>156986063
Only two ways to tell when it happens.
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>>156985978
where else would we get guns from?
station only has like 60 plasma sheets total
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>>156985978
>Actually follows the rules
>Doesn't kill anyone or majorly damage the station
>shit
Sorry you want reskinned nukeops
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>>156986150
How about the massive atmos alarm when all the air gets sucked out from outside?
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Viktor. I haven't done toxins in a while, but this is my memory of how to make bombcaps easily

>Burn mix in oxy plasma in 1:2 ratio. Let it burn until all oxygen is consumed
>cool oxygen can to 173 K
>fill plasma tanks to 600 kpa with default temp plasma cans
>top off to 1013 with your hotmix, (burn should be finished about now)
>empty 02 tanks, and fill them with cold 02
>combine hem
>plant in bar, genetics, bridge, brig, escape, robotics

>blow them

I think those hit bombcap
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>>156984460
I told you before you even went down there he was there. You started to leave and for some stupid reason stop to say something to him.

And I did try to keep you alive. You are the one that wanted me in the arm with the grappling hook. I even went back to medbay to get your clone backup but was killed by a Sec officer.

I dont need to cover my tracks because everything I did was within the rules.
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>>156986216
ai immediately gets an alarm when armory gets broken into and people can check the bhangometer for the c4 explosion
since we were not detected until we broke in no one was prepared
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>>156986180
Steal shit people care about.

>>156986204
5 assistants taking one near undetectable thing isn't a game mode. there's no back and forth. no chase. No infiltration stealing id's or drugging a tech and using his id and even buying them is better than loldecon peace out ya'll

>>156986216
Gitgud at it. there's no air alarm if you aren't bad
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>>156986226
I was looking for speed bombs, ie no cooled oxygen.
With the 1:2 ratio I can get 5:11:22s but no higher.
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>>156985972
Again, Bernard here
Im fucking sorry about that
But the hop gave you Head of security level acess, which implies armory, brig, hos office and such
You were an assistant
I needed the hop or the captain to take your acess off
Both took a shitload of time to even respond
I got you to the hop line but got beaten by a non antag for no fucking reason
Also
>asisstant punches me like 10 times and trows me to the ground
>take him to perma
>guy says: .......................................................
>guy says: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ASSAULT IS NOT PERMA WORTHY

I tried, i didnt want to keep you there, neither did i want to take your id off

That hop should be warned or even jobbaned for handing acess like candy
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>>156986334
>actively telling another borer that your host is eating the most valid'd race as your host is eating
>trying to backup and clone a body with no head
Wew lad are you pretending to be retarded or are you actually this dumb?
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>be antag laying low in buttfuck nowhere after murdering a bunch of people and a lot of people dying from other antags too
>borer conveniently finds me and insists in entering me

If this isn't fucking disgusting use of meta knowledge I don't know what is.
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PURGE WHEN
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>>156986961
Didja ahelp
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>>156986961
the borer slippery slope is real.
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>>156987073
why would i?
borers are admin protected, if a borer dies he can get whoever killed them banned
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>>156981620
>betraying the Space Hobo Brotherhood
Literally valid.
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>>156986884
You jumped in the cloner for a backup when you were trying to succ a monkey man which was laughs so I'd watch out who you call dumb.
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>>156987250
No I didn't get scanned you mongoloid, who would have scanned me?

Also yes, apparently since the last time I played ling (6) months ago, Monkeymen are now unsuccable, RIP.

I like how you don't even play humans anymore , you just toe the line as a borer.
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>>156987197
2/10 shitpost apply yourself
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>>156987197
really? last I heard they were still valid salad
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>>156986276
>a buttbot talking about massive ass
I waited and was rewarded for my patience.
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>>156987438
You can scan yourself in a cloner if you know the PRO SEKRITS.
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>>156987438
Man you should just drop it. Also since you are clueless on borers here.

As a Borer, you can provide one other thing to your hosts far more important than medicines- information. It's typical for borers to share with each other what their hosts are up to, and this means that they'll be the first ones to know if one of their hosts is up to something potentially dangerous. If you learn something in Borer chat that your host might need to know (e.g. about a planned bombing or suspicious activity happening elsewhere), don't be shy about sharing it.

If you want to blame someone blame yourself for not knowing how something works.
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>>156987556
I'm 95% sure I didn't even enter a scanner.

I'm also pretty sure that was meta-information - I don't think I had the borer at the time I tried to succ the monkeyman.
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>>156987690
No I will keep blaming you, you didn't make me aware that the other host of a borer knew I was a changeling whatsoever, you didn't relay any information to me other than that he was "nice" and that I should leave him alone.

Sorry I tried to RP and said "no one is buying things" and that set off your valid hunting pal.
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>people who don't arr pee are cancerous valid hunting "g-go back to b-bay!" fuckheads 99% of the time
>people who do arr pee are cancerous anime posting "g-go back to h-hippie autists 99% of the time

IS THERE NO ONE REDEEMABLE ON THIS SERVER

FUCK
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>>156988786

>I hate everyone

shit man maybe you're the problem

kill yourself
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>>156988786
I arr pee and I don't post anime or tell people to go back to hippie
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>>156988786
>everyone that does thing also does thing cause I say so
guess who's retarded

(You)
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Do you think there is a game with a more depressing setting than SS13 ?
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>>156988786
Go back to hippie
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>>156989238
But there's nothing depressing about SS13?
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>>156989404
The fact that you are alone in a crowd of sociopath incompetents, without any clear goals or objectives, lost in the immensity of hostile space, without hopes of ever getting away, and with an almost certain cruel and painful death waiting for you would make it outright depressing if it weren't so funny.
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>>156983301 Ask your borgs, they will be *at least* semi-familiar.
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>>156989603

>I didn't read the lore but I'm going to comment on the setting
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>>156989404
>horrifying anarcho capitalist world where you either work for a corporation, steal things, or die
>working for a corporation involves dying and being cloned again and again
>universe full of horrifying aliens and creatures like changelings, wizards, and vampires
>sometimes people summon otherworldly gods of death
>people regularly utilize a substance than can literally destroy the universe if used incorrectly
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>>156989260
Quality post

>>>/a/
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11389110
http://www.strawpoll.me/11388803

Reminder to vote! VOTE!
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>>156989674
I did. It's very vague and open to interpretation.

I don't complain about the setting either, I actually love it. It's very inspiring, in a way.
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>>156989761
Inspiring as in for writing stuff.

>>156989742
Ewin is a MAN.
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/10A9BMxkpHzBdcepMN3-K0UmoOnref0hQ179W8gxvokA/edit

Read it niggers. This is what the coders want.

Read it all. See if the folks who want to rebalance the game even play it.
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>>156989674
>caring about the """lore""" in 2d spessmans

dumb animeposter
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>>156988786
nope
gotta take one extreme or another pol says so
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Slate Slabrock is probably the worst current HoS on the server and is everything wrong with security. A valid hunting, over charging unrobust player that picks the position to feel strong despite his lack of skill and quite frankly small penis. I'd take anybody over him.
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>>156990062
no you wouldn't
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>>156990062
I'm sure you take plenty of people
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>>156990062
>>156990128
>>156990146
SURFER FOR PERMANENT HoS WHEN
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>>156990062
(You)
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>>156989696
>telling anime to leave
>on 4chan
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>>156990062
I agree
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Saul Harrow is the shitties hop i have ever seen since Dr Slippy
Handing out acess like fucking candy is a good way to get banned
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>recalling when goose is loose, antag or not
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Just gonna say sorry to that one guy that wanted to be borged.

Didn't know you had to be on the operating table to remove brains so I was just stabbing him while he was buckled to a chair.
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>>156990062
Dumb anime poster
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>>156989742
Someone who voted for surfershit, please explain why. I literally do not understand it. I cannot comprehend what anyone likes about this unrobust dickhole of a character.
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>>156989674
>muh saulgov
>muh chinese globalisms
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>>156990489
Ha
I love newfriend surgery
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>>156990392
Okay. So here's why people tell animeposters to fuck off.

If you're posting smug anime reaction pictures, you're probably from /a/, since /a/ makes the majority of these things.

/a/ is pure cancer. Probably the most toxic, shit board outside of /pol/.

Ergo, if you browse /a/, you are probably also pure cancer and should fuck right off.

I hope this helps explain things, newfag!

If you're just posting anime reaction pictures to bait people because you're a faggot you can also fuck off
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>Prof. Ruby Oppenheimer [Common] (Research Director) says, "Ghosts can suck a dick, i ate the borer egg and i ENJOYED it"
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>>156990737

>/a/ is pure cancer. Probably the most toxic, shit board outside of /pol/.

You've clearly not seen more than 3-4 boards

You're also new and underage and should kill yourself
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>>156990489
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>>156991032
Everyone knows the shittiest boards are:
/b/
/x/
/tv/

/ck/ is shit too, but in a fun way
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>>156991032
My homeboard is /tg/. I used to browse /mu/ and /lit/ before they were shit. In addition to /tg/ I use /sci/, /diy/, /int/, and [s4s]

I've visited all of the boards at least once. /a/ has the most faggots, and that's including /lgbt/. Kindly fuck off to there.
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>>156991032
Stupid, dumb, gamer girl scum
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>>156991351

>My homeboard is /tg/

and there we have it folks
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Do you think Surfer Girl gets hot and bothered when people shitpost about her?
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>>156991032
/a/ fucking sucks dick blow me
t. /o/
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>>156991436
>posting on /tg/ means you play on TGstation

not that guy, but they're completely unrelated
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>>156991258
Replace x with r9k and you are right.

x is just mentally I'll people with serious issues trying to prove they aren't insane by checking paranormal garbage and being dissapointed,r9k however is just robots being robots and spamming pepe images, can't get much worse than that
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>>156991351
>My homeboard is /tg/
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>>156991436
What's wrong with /tg/?
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>>156991615
>>156991436
I play wargames, blow me.
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>>156991517
It doesn't bother her
t.Surfer Girls girlfriend
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/10A9BMxkpHzBdcepMN3-K0UmoOnref0hQ179W8gxvokA/editedit

Read it anons, this is what the coderbus wants to do to your station.
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>>156991592
I dunno if you've been to /x/, but it is literally ALL threads that never take off, succubus general, or tulpa general. And it's either legit crazies, or asshole skeptics. I never see an inbetween.

Every board has a different atmopshere, at least for me, and when I got to /x/ after any other board, it feels like I'm walking into the ghetto.
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>>156991659

if /a/ is neckbeards then we're out of terms to describe the cave dwelling, hostile spergs who inhabit /tg/
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Why are all the female players so thoroughly retarded?

Not even on this server (though this server has it bad). All the girl players are fucking awful.
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>>156991351
>that's including /lgbt/
/lgbt/ is a totally straight board
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>>156991517
>her
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>>156991859
That was the joke.

>>156991846
If you're not retarded and stay out of the "ur dm is gey is it ok to blow him under tabl???" threads people are usually pretty friendly.
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>>156991856
I've had some pretty decent female companions in various departments. Seems you're just hanging with the wrong crowd.
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>>156991856
I was playing a guy everyone confused with a girl and I was a total newfag.
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>>156991762
Surfer Girl porn when?
>>156991868
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>>156982532
>>156982662
Trader players are morons who take the role for literally no reason, as they inevitably just start acting like crew anyway. That Texas Creek nigger is the worst at it because they're on the escape shuttle every round and don't even bother trying to sound like a Vox or have a Vox name
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>>156992010

there's an usual amount of homolust and fetishfags on /tg/

explain this
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>>156992136
>homolust
There is literally nothing even remotely wrong with that.
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>>156992081
Agree that Traders should basically never try to escape on the shuttle, but my corpse was dragged there. Normally at end-round I head back to the trade outpost to count my cash and sleep in a bed like a civilized bird.
Acting like crew is the worst part and makes decent trader players get handicapped by their incompetence and greediness
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>>156992136
Anything that involves role playing attracts faggots. Just look at our server/thread.
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>>156992136
there's an unusual amount of femanon-worshipping betas and circlejerks on /vg/

explain this
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>>156982430
>>156982681

I was just reading it on the forum. Apparently banbaiting is now a thing on /vg/. The server is going /tg/'s route. In a few months, any clown or mime slipping people will be on the fast track to getting banned. Or anyone who valids an admin...

Having read Curver's side of the story and having glanced over the logs, he didn't deserve that ban. He reported someone who ordered a xenomorph to kill him while he was serving a minor sentence. Banbaiting, huh? I suppose he spawned the xeno too, right?
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>>156992081
>don't even bother trying to sound like a Vox
not talking like a furfag isn't against the rules
any vox who chooses an alternative foreign accent or speaks normally is usually a bro
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>>156992081
>>156992257
>Not escaping on the shuttle to smugly win richest escapee, beating even the miners
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>>156992543
>richest escapee
>escapee
Escaping from what?
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>>156992520
>not talking like a furfag isn't against the rules
neither is throwing banana peels everywhere just to piss everyone off. doesnt mean it doesnt make you a cunt

sorry trader shitter, if you're too desperate for attention to even choose a random vox name and you cant handle risking losing waifu points by even putting on an accent as vox, you're cancer
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>>156992658
I didn't write the endgame screen, I just win it
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>>156987475
Stop shitposting.
>>156987496
Borers are not valid.
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>>156992870
t. borer

Play the actual game you fag
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>>156992782
I don't and won't play vox
ziigzu and that one bartender are the best vox players
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>>156990737
>/a/ is pure cancer. Probably the most toxic, shit board outside of /pol/.
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>>156991846
What am I reading? /a/ takes the cake in autistic spergs. /tg/ is inhabited by 40-year old neckbeards playing with their wife's sons
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>>156993010
Borers aren't valid by default

T. Person who got banned for killing borers who ahelped after I salted a greyshit 5borer
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>>156993010
Stop shitposting, play the game.
Borers are not valid, if you get killed by someone ahelp it and if they're not antag they get a note at least.
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>>156991781
nothing wrong with this, but I agree its too much change for the server. Maybe someone should host another server with all these changes, i would leave this shithole for it.
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>>156993286
>>156993301
not that guy, but borers are just another race, then?

gay as fuck. it's a fucking brain slug, if you want to arr pee that they freak you the fuck out and kill one that should be fine, especially if they crawled out of someone who was just trying to kill you
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] Rust > C++ clearly.: If you want to mine go play Terraria to be honest

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>156990737
>its another episode of "autists can't go one thrad without GSDHSTHSRTJSRTUSRTNU FUCKING FUCK U ANIME RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Have you tried killing yourself? That should fix your anime problems.
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>>156993543
I play borer sometimes and don't kill borers but I agree completely.
They're not humanoids and can respawn easier than normal crew; they also only spawn from ghosts, and most other animals are validsalad anyway.
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>>156993717
if you fucking autists would stop replying to every post maybe they'd stop baiting you
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>>156993067
ziiguu is a shitter, what am i reading?
>>156993543
Sorry, are you trying to argue now?

Stop shitposting, play the game, etc. Fuck off you nigger.
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>>156993419
They want to give you a maximum of 10 minutes after death to be revived, if you don't, you are out for good, alongside waiting even more time, like 15 minutes dead, before going as a diona or posibrain. Not kiding.

They want to remove medbays cryo round start, make batteries in APCs last 30 seconds tops, make every single mechanical item in the station malfunction and make engines fix it, nerf rad collectors, make rnd even more boring by adding needless machinery and shit, and you agree with all that.

How
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Not Shit Idea by an actual player instead of meme coder:
Give mining more ease of moving mineral and material from the roid back to the station. No, not an “incentive” or “time gate” bullshit, just make it fucking easier. There’s an ugly efficiency ditch from when you have to drag a crate to cargo and hope against hope that the cargotechs will get it to where it’s needed. Bonus points if we roll the dice and try to use the “never fucking works” postage system. Double bonus points if you’re left having to fumble around waiting for the right click menu to open up the crate in bar to chuck some uranium at the bartendeder for meme drinks.
Most of the time when the Miner comes back to the station he just beeline drags the crate to RnD, yells “d-dril pl0x” then fucks off to the roid and is never seen again. Leaving the crate to be picked over between Scientists, Roboticists and any mechanics that come like ravens to a field.
SO HERE:
>Dedicated delivery system for shipping ores and smelted product to Cargo to speed up the process. Just give them a mining cargo shuttle, not like the diagonal space between cargo deck and mining deck is being used.
>Speshul snowflek crates to carry smelted product around in so a miner can say “this shit goes for Bar, this shit goes to Robo, this shit goes to Sci” or at least a different context box than hoping to shit the right click menu loads up in reasonable amount of time
>Fix the MULES holy shit, make them ping a department sign board when they’re on route/at delivery point/have cargo. List their cargo or something for reference, deliver to specific individuals/locations by announcing thru PDA or radio or intercom. Speed them up or fucggit why not add goddamn Amazon drones?.
>Let people put in orders for material so miners know what to get and have foresight of who wants what and where, improve communication between Cargo and the station got dang.
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>>156982882
Alright, let's keep going:
0. Functions have inputs, variables and constants. All variables' values will ultimately depend on either the inputs' values or the constants'.

1. All items with functions and stats (constants) are devices-

2. The inputs and outputs of devices can be connected when assembled together, either automatically or by the player, creating assemblies.

3. Some devices can have effects outside of their assembly or themselves, these are actuators. Actuators' effects may be linked to their function's outputs.

4. Compilers can turn assemblies into devices, if the assembly's "recipe" matches the device's, and if the compiler can create such devices. The compiled device will keep the assembly's stats. Yes, this means you can compile sec's weapons, but stronger. This also means that compilers can place devices inside secure suitcases.

5. Some devices can't be correctly imitated by assemblies, even with the right actuators. These devices are called nodes. Most compilers, as well as actuators, are nodes.

6. Since you need a base compiler to create the next compilers and actuators, this means we need to research up a tree of nodes. This also allows for other branches of science (xenoarch, xenobotany, etc.) to contribute any node we can't compile, as well as limit some nodes to admin intervention

7. If you don't feel like trying to reach the top of the research tree and get all the devices, you can expand laterally and develop an assembly from the avalaible nodes

8. Thematically, Mechanics' devices become key to research, by being capable to create blueprints for all devices and assemblies, and mass produce them so you don't need to start from scratch.
A merging of the current R&D machines and Mechanics' machines will probably follow suit.

Surely you should have some issue with what I'm saying by now, things are getting specific
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>>156993905
>waah i died
>waaah im bad at engineering
LITERALLY git fucking good
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>>156993905
Honestly? I'm okay with the 10 minute thing, especially as someone who often has shit to do outside of cyberspace. It'd be nice to not have to plan to stick around for the entire round on the off chance someone bothers to go recover your corpse.

Plus, maybe some of you NEETs that just play the game all fucking day would piss off.
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>>156993815
nice counter-argument there bucko

>i should get to play the game and help people kill others without any chance of reprisal! in fact, if anyone does kill me, they should be banned!

how does that make sense
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>>156994409
Right now nobody is afraid of death with the respawn tube in medbay, you fucking babies and your hugbox server need to commit suicide
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>>156993905
>this shit gets merged
haha time to do nothing but super careful super slow stealth antag every round

Time to do nothing at all at the start of every round, except break into and trash medbay until they scan you
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>>156994529
If things are too easy for you, Mister Hardcore Cool Man, why not just fuck off to Lifeweb?
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>>156994547
>being this scared of dying in a game
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>>156994281
>i'm an autist that needs to be punished and pushed away from playing to be able to do anything

Not everyone is as retarded as you.
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>>156994190
I think the station is already way too dangerous to add more automatic/player-independant hazard

The station should be designed around facilitating chaos, not being chaotic in itself - it's already the case
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>>156994637
not an argument
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>>156994497
>how does that make sense
Ask the admins because that's how the rules are.
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>>156994190
So, if a antag killed you round start or you weren't immediately rescued by someone after being killed, you just deserve to not play the game? Doesn't make much sense, why make it time restricted to begin with, DNA lasts for hundreds of years, my head being battered to shit won't stop me from getting my genetic code printed, so why should 10 minutes do it either. You can say it doesn't matter since you barely care, but its nerfing the players even being able to play after getting even slightly fucked, if say its shit by design, who likes being killed and not even have a slim chance to be revived to get back in the round.

And regarding engines, its not even a thing of power creating, solars and a AME will supply the station anyhow, its the fluff maintenance work with no reward that has no right to be in the game, or do you join engine to just go around and fix malfunctioning microwaves. Nobody did, nobody gets anything from it, why add it anyhow. It ain't about hitting gud, its about knowing its additions are shit.
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>>156994694
>>156994637
I mostly want this to give tators a chance to be quite frank with all you family.

Hurling someone out an airlock should get rid of them forever. Getting caught because some telesci got bored and cloned a dude 45 minutes after you killed him is pretty shit.

>you can just take steps to remove the corpse!

Yeah, but it's time consuming and requires a fair bit of tools. I think that making it easier to get people out of the rounds would help make antags not be pussies literally all the time.

>>156994547
If you get caught as an antag you're not getting cloned anyway.
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>>156994042
Postage system works absolutely fine.
Mules can't really be fixed because NPC pathfinding is absolutely fucked, not to mention extremely resource intensive.

Modding your idea a bit: Machine on the roid that holds all the mats. Transports them to the main station by itself, and then uses the postage system to send materials on it's own.
Anyone can use the RC consoles to request a certain amount of materials. can emag the RC console to request infinite materials.
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Can you all stop acting like petulant children?
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>>156994897
so you're not interested in an actual discussion, you just want to be a faggot. cool. thanks for wasting my time.
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>>156995167
>petulant
Go back to bay
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>>156995024
The only people that think this cloning change is good are autistic codemonkies that don't even play and think "HURR DURRR IF WE PUNISH THE PLAYERS FOR NO REASON DAH GAM BE GUDDER"
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Does anyone have that poorly drawn image of the ghost spinning the chair next to the guy asking where the body is?
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>>156995024
not an argument
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>>156995437
No-vocabulary shitter detected
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>>156995650
Neither is this, retard.
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>>156995778
not an argument
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>>156992413
>minor sentence
He did enough shit that the admins later agreed he deserved to be executed. of course you would already know this Curver.
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>>156995024
What if the AME slowly lost integrity if left running with 0 fuel remaining?
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>>156990737
Just because I cant tell bait from non-bait anymore here's a history lesson.

/a/ was one of the very first board on 4chan.

4chan was started in 2003 in the bedroom of Christopher Poole, a then-15-year-old student from New York City (Now 28yrs old) whose 4chan handle is "moot". ... He intended 4chan to be a place to discuss Japanese comics and anime, as an American counterpart to the popular Japanese Futaba Channel ("2chan") imageboard. 4chan is an English-language imageboard website. Users generally post anonymously, with the most recent posts appearing above the rest. 4chan is split into various boards with their own specific content and guidelines. Registration is not required, nor is it possible (except for staff).
Launched on October 1, 2003, its boards were originally used for posting pictures and discussing manga and anime, as the site was modeled on Japanese imageboards, particularly 2chan. The site quickly became popular and expanded, though much of 4chan's content still features otaku, anime, and other Japanese cultural influences.


Source: Google and Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan

Every board stems /a/ and parts of /b/.
Not talking about anime or using anime pictures is rare on 4chan


Also the most cancerous boards now still follow.

/b/ /v/ /vg/ /trash/ /s4s/ /r9k/ small parts of /co/ and small parts of /a/ but not in entirety. Not sure about pol because it falls left and right most of the time.
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>>156996009
>watching anime
>>>reddit
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>>156996009
I have nothing against anime in itself but spamming it for trivial shit and acting like a smug dickhead is why people are angry.
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>moeshit
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What if all structures started to fall apart after 10 minutes so you have to run around replacing every machine, computer, wall, floor, light, door, and tool every 10 minutes! Wouldn't that be fun for everyone?!
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>>156996270
>shit anime for people who think they are smart
literally kill yourself celt
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>>156992413
Banbaiting has always been a thing
>do shit things
>sec pounds your ass
>help admins I didn't do anything ;(
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>>156995909

Stefan, I...
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>>156996382
hi celt thats not an argument please try again
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>>156995024
If you get murdered literally roundstart you're probably going to be found. If you're not, the tator did a pretty good job hiding you, in which case he deserves the kill.

Do antags deserve to get fucked because someone stumbled on your well-hidden corpse by pure chance? There should be options for disposing of corpses outside of incineration/debraining/gibbing.

Getting killed in 2d spessmans is not the end of the world. There's a variety of ghost roles usually, you can observe, or you could go do something else.

>>156996009
>implying people haven't been telling animeposters to fuck off for untold 4chan generations

Literally started as soon as the non-weeb boards were added you fucker. I watch anime, but anime shitposting is a staple of faggots for time untold.

Also

>implying that because 4chan was started for anime means anime belongs all over 4chan
>especially now that it's mainly populated by normalfags

smug.jpg
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>>156996490
HURR DURR IT'S SHIT isn't an argument
And I'm still not celt, but thanks for trying again
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>>156990062
would rather have weller than slabrock
and weller is shit
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>>156996492
>>implying that because 4chan was started for anime means anime belongs all over 4chan
>>especially now that it's mainly populated by normalfags
>smug.jpg
maybe the normalfags should fuck off and anime should reign again
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see what anime does to us
nobody will ever listen
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>>156996737 You'll die too.
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>>156996768
Blame the coders pushing shit things that no one but them want.
>>
>REEEEEEEEE ANIME
I agree that people who post it without a reason are annoying, but reaction images are fine.
Furthermore, the site was founded on anime, you can learn to deal with it, newfags.
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>>156996857
>le coder boogyman
not an argument
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>>156996847
I embrace it
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>>156996742
>>>/8ch/

>>156996876
Most of it on both sides is people baiting.
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>>156995230
>post a fact
>"so you're not interested in an actual discussion"
what?
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>>156996952
>coders literally want to add things that break departments that work fine
>"l-l-l-l-l-le boogymayn isn't real goy just let them do anything they want"

Kill. Your. Self.
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>>156996737
it's not working
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>>156996492
Yes, traitors do deserve to get fucked if someone finds the bodies, its their entire shit. They are criminals, serial killers or saboteurs, they either sabotage and cover their tracks like experts or go full murder psychos and get fucked.

What, we going to care what traitors think or care about, course not, their whole purpose is fucking shit up, getting fucked is also part of the equation.
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>>156997198
>punctuation after every word like some tumblerina
howdy reddit!
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>>156997198
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOTHING CAN EVER CHANGE
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>>156997349
>has no defense but DUH DANK MAYMAYS

Go back to /b/
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>>156997349
>buzzwords after every buzzword like some buzzword
buzzword buzzword!
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>>156997438
>>156997446
not an argument, nice try though
>>
not an argument
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>>156997309
This is why no one does anything interesting as a tator.

No one cares about anyone else having fun, they just want to live to the end of the round and secure valids. It's disgusting.

I don't think the 10 minute limit is the best way to go about things, but antags really need more ways to dispose of corpses, and this is better than nothing.
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>>156997361
>RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE JUST ACCEPT CHANGES WHO CARES IF ITS WORSE THAN BEFORE
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>>156996952
They legitimately want to add shit that makes no sense to be added and will break the gameflow, pjb even admired he doesn't play the game, both in the lockbox PR and when confronted by people in the discord.

This chance is not good, it critically nerfs everything for no reason. We will no longer be VG but a twisted version of goon gone shit.
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>>156997540
WOOOOOOOW, IT'S LITERALLY ARGUING WITH ITSELF!
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>>156997660
he didn't even make an argument you retard
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NOT AN ARGUMENT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>156997641
Changes have to be made.
PJBs concepts seem interesting, but won't work with /vg/s playerbase. They'd have to be a seperate codebase a the very least.
HOWEVER!
That's just PJBs vision. The whole purpose of the doc is to have a clear consice rundown of what people's visions are, and then somehow come to a conclusion of what the actual fuck we should do with OUR server.
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>>156997641
le not ayn point to make :^)

gotta change something

who cares if its bad its new
>>
We need a new thread, this one is shit
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HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT THEM SPESS STATIONS
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>>156997942
I LOVE SPESSING SPESS STATIONS HOW ABOUT YOU
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>>156997641
>VG
Kill yourself, TG refugee
>>
>XENOMORPH ROBUSTED BY SLIMES
>>
REMINDER that you're not allowed to greentext about redtext
IF YOU LOSE AS AN ANTAG LEAVE THE FUCKING THREAD
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>>156997641
see also: >>156981568
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>>156998103
>being reasonable
>posting in the thread

choose one and only one
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Goddamn I felt robust as fuck as that sentinel.
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>>156998085
>caring about greentext as a traitor
wew
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>>156998085
but redtext doesn't mean you lost, lmao
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>find wizard
>about to say hello
>golem lightning insta crits
>literally shake off all the damage from it then laugh at them
>insta crit again
sec i hope you enjoyed those powers
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>>156998389
yes it does you fucking baytard mong that's what it says "this traitor has failed"
that is LITERALLY THE POINT OF THE GAME
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>>156997593
Who says you cant do anything interesting. Remember what I said, sabouteur? I wasn't kiddin.

Traitor medbay, emag the cloner and then offer genetic backups for everyone, communicate for your traitor pal to start killing, chaos ensues from catbeats and lizards being validated, even when caps and shit.

Emag the library computerand print a fuckton of tomes, draw a fuckton of runes everywhere but hidden away, stash some books in semi hidden places.

Just yell Viva LA Revolution and flash people like mad, get facial reconstruction and just become a bald guy emagging everything, stash a Id on ghetto botany, nobody ever checks it.

Make 5 cigarette buds apear in halls, move tanks of water around in maint, get the clown to change his ringtone to Omeha 971 and just mensage him, make reinforced tables and block hallways with them while wearing a pompadour with a mask, deception nigger.
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>plasma leak
>trapped in R&D
>hand ID to atmos techs through windoor to clean it up
>radstorm
>quickly grab a welder and try to disassemble the table out
>co-worker tables me trying to assist me
>become mute and near-crit after storm
>typing out me points to their mouth to the person at reception
>go into crit
>can't even deathgasp because i can't speak
>slowly suffocate on my own vomit over the course of two minutes while ayys and crew members skedaddle around
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>>156998085
>>
HOW THE FUCK DO I SPIN CHAIRS REALLY FAST?

EVERYONE EXCEPT ME CAN DO IT AND THE HOTKEY IS NOWHERE ON THE WIKI

HELP
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>>156998487
The point of the game is to have a good time and generate neat stories
The way you do that is by playing your role, antags act as such, security tries to keep order, everyone else does their job
Winning and losing doesn't mean anything aside from changing how the story went
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>>156998542
just type succumb
>>
>Wanna code for spess
>Silly little features will be discarded as 'un-necessary bloat' or left to rot in no-merge hell
>Anything large-scale has you likely to be executed by the coderbus
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>>156998597
Just make a macro
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>>156998597
delete system 32 lmao

Right click over the window tab thingy (the bar with the station name, minimize, maximize, exit etc), mouse over client, click macros, create a repeating macro for the command rotate-chair
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>>156998597
:^)
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>>156998712
Hello kammerjunk
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>>156998671
If you want to be appreciated as a coder code for TG

I'm not even memeing this is the worst community to code for
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>>156998103
His ideas break the current game balance in almost every single possible way and he himself admited being disconnected as fuck from the playerbase, he mostly just played engie , from his own mouth. Why should I not shit on him for being so disconnected from the server he suggests absolutely bullshit changes?
>>
>69 posters in the thread
>53 people in-game

really
makes
you
wonder
>>
>people say coders are out of touch
>since they are so out of touch they shouldn't be making design documents
>none of these players who claim to be in touch make any design documents

What's the fucking point, just end it. Kill the codebase.
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>>156999439
>What is EU playerbase
>What is US playerbase
>What is Australian playerbase
>>
>>156999513
I am
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how to get rid of lag pls help
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>>156998824
It doesn't make you a better player or a better person
I forget most of them exist DESU
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>>156999651
dumb animeposter
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>>156985972
Y'all need to start living the greytide life so you're prepared for shitastic episodes like that.

Just go easy on medical doctors, because they work so hard to let us play and they're the biggest sniveling cry babies on the station who need handholding in any confrontation or conflict, they're really pitiable, you can tell who they are in the thread by "shitter" to no buzzword ratio.
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>>156999651
>only 3 countries play SS13
????
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>>156999439
>thread spanning multiple hours has more unique IPs than the server currently has on at this moment
What could it mean
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We should stop having these threads

Forums exist for a reason, nothing productive happens here
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>>157000074
>Europe, USA and Australia are counties.

Lad
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>>157000074
>country
>EU
I know which "country" you're from.
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>>157000074
>What is Cambodian playerbase
>What is Nepalian playerbase
>What is Portugese playerbase
>What is Chilean playerbase
>What is Indian playerbase
>What is South African playerbase
>What is Ugandan playerbase
>What is Danish playerbase
>What is Swedish playerbase
>What is Saudi Arabian playerbase
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>>157000074
>EU is a country

Fuck off, kraut.
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>>157000074
>EU is one country
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>>157000265
Shitters, obviously
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>>157000184
Fuck, forgot to remove it apologies.
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>>157000330
I outta smack you for giving that tripfag attention.
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To the guy saying its not an argument I say that it is not an argument but a pure fact that 4chans base goal was to talk about anime, manga and other otaku related things.

Every other board is /a/ lite.


>>156996172
You're the only person in this thread who still has what sense it takes to understand.

>>156996492
>implying that because 4chan was started for anime means anime belongs all over 4chan

Well, thats kind of the point.
4chan's mascot is an anime character to at least give you a hint that there will be anime around.
The adverts when enabled are still links to anime and manga goods.

That just something you will have to accept.
Or you could look for alternatives to 4chan.
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>people currently connect to the "/vg/" Space Station 13 official server using Byond Client and play using animated sprites and avatars representing certain objects and text
really gets the thinking cap whirring
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>>157000580
I am the tripfag anon, I am apologizing for using it in a inappropriate time.

Last thing I'd do is tripfag eilingly anon.
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>>157000765

This site belongs to /a/, /jp/, and /pol/.
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>>156999439
>You must be playing the game and in the mood to play the game at all times or I'm gonna cry and scream for real you guys
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>>157000836
My apologies.
I'll smack myself, instead.
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>>157000765
>or you could look for alternatives to 4chan

>implying I don't mainline 8ch and come here to shitpost
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>>157000954
Its fine, don't worry anon, I don't mind it, I'd do the exact sane to tripfags who do it for no reason.
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>>157000828
What did this anon mean by this?

Really gets the bongly-wonger giggling.
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>>157000765
I bet you start "can western x defeat muh animu y???" threads on /co/
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>>157001478
>implying x could ever beat y regardless of medium
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>>157001654
You take that back about x you fucker, y is a shit
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>>157000314
Fuck off Aussie
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>>157001773
that isn't an argument
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geenkeys aint robust
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>>157001654
>implying x doesn't beat y by pure virtue of being x
For Christs sake y is already missing a leg before the fight begins
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>>157001654
it obviously depends on the writer but if we take the standardized canon of both x and y its very clear that x would utterly rape y 98% of the time ok

/thread
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>>157001890
>For Christs sake y is already missing a leg before the fight begins

Helloooooooo, rcddit.
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>>157002045
>make an attempt at a joke
>get called reddit
I know it was bad but shit man that's a low blow
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>>157002045
>making a pun == leddit
really gets the x and y jumbling
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>>157002281
I'll jumble your xy
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>>157002278
whoosh
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>>157002539
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nth for can we talk about the fucking vidya
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>>157002914
I see my post in there.
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>>157002045
I just don't know
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>>157002736
Alright.

The "shitter" problem is grossly exaggerated by a bunch of puling faggots, also antags need to start gitting gud before they look to having some shitty wizard shop gimmick or whatever non-antag antag unimaginative schlock they come up with.
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>>157002736
That image will always crack me up, so much shit in it.
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>>157001145
>implying I don't mainline 8ch and come here to shitpost

8ch was made for the reason of free speech because it was stifled during the "GG" debacle creating in-transparencies and censorship. Most of the users apart of it are from /v/ /b/ and /pol/ the three most effected boards during that uprising.

Occasionally I like to visit to contribute some vidya webm and I enjoy the 8mb filesize, more pics in one post and now the FAQ is not that bad thanks to hotwheels.

Pushing all that aside.
leaving 4chan to go to 8ch just to avoid anime is like leaving Somalia to move to Louisiana to avoid black people.
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>>157002914
>7. Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.
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>>157002736
>station is filled with blacks
>they're all drinking
>the only one working is the white clown and the birb bartender
>those muslim looking fuckers hiding in the back plotting antag things
10/10
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>>157003370
Nigger this wasn't even that long ago, who doesn't know this shit?

Also, /v/ and /pol/ were and are the most anti-anime boards. I'll give you /b/, though.

Anime shitposting on 8ch is limited to smug reaction images, and even that is pretty rare outside of the dedicated weeb boards.
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>>157003785
> /v/ and /pol/ were and are the most anti-anime boards
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>>157003785
>/v/
>anti-anime
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>>157003785
>>157004338
>mfw
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>>157004353
>>157004338
I haven't been to that place in years

I remember a lot of bitching back in the day though
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>>157003785
/pol/ is looking to make anime real, retard.
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>>157004635
>/pol/ is looking to make anime real
>/pol/ is looking to reincarnate Kek
Is there a more mentally unhinged board?
Maybe /r9k/ or /cgl/
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>>157004705
>reincarnate

I see you're a believer.
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>>157004440
there will be a mesurable spike in neet suicides after trump looses and it will be hilarious
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>>157004510
I can't speak much for /v/ since I haven't been there in a while, but /pol/ seems divided on the issue. While they are looking to make anime real (as >>157004635 says), some also think liking anime is pure degeneracy.

>>157004705
Nigger don't draw the wrath of kek
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>>157004440
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>>157003785
>8ch net/pol/res/7763558.html

I'll take your word for it.

Most of the other threads are 99% pepe.

>>157005192
I got a laugh from this.
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slurp is underrated tbqh familia
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What the fuck was that round
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>>157007003
Slurp is a fantastic medbay player, and fun and sweet to be around. Great player.
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>>157007003
I want slurp to slurp me
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>>157007192
t. slurp
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>>157007578
I am not slurp, I just appreciate her.

Incidentally, does anyone know who got banned? I don't see anything updated on the ban list.
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>borgy
>wandering around the station
>suddenly AI screaming about fitness room
>clown and zenny holding security officers hostage
>10 minutes of yakety-sax
>get blown by the RD
>medical doctor takes my MMI and gives it to the RD
>proceeds to destroy all the MMIs in front of everyone
>roboticist attacks her
>after a fight that lasts some time a greyshit breaks in and attacks the roboticist
>RD gets away and roboticists goes to medbay
>CMO chlorals him and as a doctor deliver him to the brig assuming he's the guilty party
>By the doctor who saw everything going down
>RD farms gold slimes during all this
>blows the borgs one more time before releasing gold slimes all over the shuttle

t. butthurt borg
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>station got too fucked before I could jump through the Hivemind's hoops to release the bombcap

Just another comfy round with a borer friend.
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>>157007709
borer here: if thats what it was with bombcap then i wish i got to see without bombcap
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I hate literally everyone that took part in that smuggling ring
EXPECIALLY WILLY
FUCK YOU WILLYYYYYYYYY
YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH DISHONOURING SEC LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIS
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>>157007814
Admins removed it since it was post round end hilarity.
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>>157000245 The European Union is basically a country.
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>>157008006
Haha, yeah okay, Hans.
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>>157000184
>>157000330
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>>157007860
I love you though Ailsa, I gave you a star and everything
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>>157008006
>the EU will never usher in a european superstate
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>>157008207
No need anon, erasing my mistake won't really matter at all, not like it matters anyhow.
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>>157008212
Zenny
how do I put this
you are a treacherous cunt
how could you do this to your fellow loyalty implanted drone
we could have done paperwork together and laughed at people getting the maximum sentence for petty crimes
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>bartenders that don't mix their drinks properly
This is literally the only """""skill""""" for a barkeep outside of looking at a guiide and it's so fucking easy. That's the reason people shake when in a bar, because they're drinking unmixed drinks by a silly barkeep.
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>>157008659
Speaking of which, some twit wiped the suggestions doc.

>https://docs.google.com/document/d/10A9BMxkpHzBdcepMN3-K0UmoOnref0hQ179W8gxvokA/edit#
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>>157008761
I AM THE GUN RUNNER, I AM A FUEL INJECTED GUN RUNNING MACHINE.
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>>157007857
Slut
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>>157008909
No it's not
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>>157002736
>greyshit has an e cutlass
It just keeps getting better
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>>157003678
Look at the clown's hand
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>>157008918
Im at my phone, I'll check it later mate.
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>>157007860

Sec needs to be creative when dealing with willy. Just locking him up is not good.

How to deal with willy
>Wait for his crime
>Take his PDA
>Let him into the wild and wait for his retaliation
>Let him do something dumb then take his legs
>Release him into the wild as a broken man
>Capture him and incinerate his mask in-front of him
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>>157007860
>none of the hands are holding a bike horn

it's shit
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>>157009487
I'm nowhere near robust enough for that
I can't even deal with Sue
if I tried it I would have given him justification to ruin me and I live in terror of that happening
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>>157009487
>>Capture him and incinerate his mask in-front of him

That's worse than the time I took an entire vox raiding crew's gear and incinerated it, before releasing them.
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>>157009625
it's an edit of this one cockmongler
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>>157009985
don't call me a cockmongler you fucking shitlorde

thanks for the image tho
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>>157010321 Both versions are from:
>https://spessmenart.tumblr.com/
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>>157009985

Just split the difference honk.
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>>157011191
You removed the bike horn, ya goof!
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Clock cult port when?
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>>156990062
Sure, I won't stop until I get banned. So keep on trying, I don't do anything wrong though according to the rules.
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You should be watching the debate, fags
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>>157011869
no.
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hey
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>>157012065
no. I'll get a nice rundown of the highlights from /pol/ when I get back from work
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>>157013947
>not getting it yourself firsthand
Enjoy your brainwashing
>>
>watching the My Scientology Movie
Is Scientology a set religion in space?
Can I beat and torture people until they join me?
Lock them in a 1x1 room in maint until they swear loyalty to me?
I will own this station.
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>>157014259
Try to buy out the entire station with the help of money bags HoP, then pressure any naysayers and apostates back into Xenu's loving bosom.
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>TFW you are one of two people in medbay
>And 18 different corpses are brought in during your shift, plus two viruses, multiple surgeries, and making chemicals

Holy shit.
>>
who the fuck was the one guy with the pig mask
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>/vg/ will never get a good, active drawfag
ripperoo...
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>>157014974
slippy spiffy mcgriffy
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>>157014912
I watched you, medbay.
You did well.
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>>157015018
I'd be your drawfag if I wasn't shit
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>>157015019
was he fucking antag, I'm hoping he was
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>>157007661
>proceeds to destroy all the MMIs in front of everyone

it was the best part t b h
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>>157015109
He wasn't, he arrived after the summon guns so he couldn't have been a survivor.
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>>157015018
We had one. She's gone now.
Rainicorn come back
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>>156989742
Why the fuck am I second on the waifu poll
I just greytide
How can you waifu that?
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>Spawn as assistant
>Uzi spawns under me
>Someone has a spur spawn under them but runs away from it for some reason
>Decide to grab the spur
>See wiznerd in library
>Someone is spraying bees at him with little effect
>Shoot a random shot into the library, turns out it hits offscreen
>Go back into library from other entrance
>Wizard coming round the corner with lightning charged
>I take the shot
>He takes the shot
>Both dead
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>>157015170
then what the hell did he do to get security so pissed
and didn't he murder some engineer?
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>>157015018
what do you want drawn? I'm bad, but I'll try.
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>>157015246
About five minutes after his arrival i saw him running through the corridor shooting an officer with a beegun. I think he may have just been griefing the whole round.
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>>157015239
oh, so THAT is what happened.
I thought that your gun both killed you AND the wizard.
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>>157015018
>tfw I'll always appreciate the drawing I got of my character
It may not always be perfect, but appreciate what you get nigga
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>>157015308
It would just be nice to see new art pop-up in the thread from time to time. Be it a strange event that happened on station, just some portraits of statics, fun fanart of jobs or creatures, you know? Something to break apart the shitposting which is 90% of the thread now.
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>>157015395
>no one will ever draw an AI because they're just the station
awww
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>>157015529
>implying people have never drawn an AI
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>>157015206
Why is this server so full of meaningless politics and rhetoric?
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>>157016259
Didn't mean to respond
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>>157016259
because this is 4chan, and mostly american, in the height of the elections.
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>>157016492
I'm not referring to actual american politics
I'm talking about dumb admin drama and hate against admins/players/coders etc
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>>157016548
same reason really. 4chan, americans, its the culture
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>>157016616
Be constructive or fuck off.

>>157016259 >>157016548
It's a tight-knit community that's *just* big enough that we don't all like eachother.

>>157016370 c >>157008207
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>>157016689
thank you for reinforcing my statement
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>>157016548
It's 4chan. Although I would blame it on just being the internet rather us Americans.
Yes I am a burger so take that as you will
>>
>>157016548
The only legitimate "politics" are those when admins get a little too trigger happy or when coders start merging or pulling anything without the community being aware.

The rest is faggotry.
>>
Okay anyone have a draw request for someone who knows nothing about drawing? Please not too complicate cuz I'm doing bad drawings on a phone.
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>>157017301
anon, i appreciate that you want to drawfag, but you should really just get paint.net or gimp or something, you're massively handicapping yourself by using a shitty phone app
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>>157017301
Yeah, draw me
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>>157017301
This is *the* beginner book for learning to draw well.
Grab a copy from your library, or something.
>>
>>157017420
I don't got a drawing tablet and I'm not going to spend money on it.
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>>157017586
nigga neither do i but at least a decent drawing program lets me use layers and different tools and shit
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>>157017301
I already have a waifu pic and I haven't been online lately, but I wish you luck.

>>157017586
Nothing he said had anything to do with tablets anon
>>
debate over, wew
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>>157017625
>>157017694
Isn't drawing with a mouse the number one drawing nono?
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>>157017803
Drawing with a mouse is pretty annoying but you can still do plenty of shit without one
I actually have tried out a drawing tablet for a few weeks before and my drawing skill didn't improve at all, so...
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>>157017803
fuck if I know, I can't draw for shit regardless
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>>157017743
Ah good.
Now we can talk about it in detail here in /ss13g/ or even better, in OOC.
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>start getting comfy and ready to get a whole production going
>shuttle called

sometimes I hate early shuttle calls
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>>157017803
Using a scanner and touching up with a mouse is leagues ahead of what you're doing.
It's considerably worse than having a decent tablet though.

You could probably set up your phone to act as a shitty tablet for your computer.
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>>157018093
>get in the groove of the current round
>get super comfy
>shuttle called
Happens almost every fucking time
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this asshole comes in and slaps your station's ass
what do you do assuming NT default?
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>tfw no qt vox gf to get talonjob from
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>>157018486
Telesci bombs into its AI core and then teleport cyber horrors into every room
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>>157018525
>wanting a shredded clawed up dick
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>>157018486 Goddamn that ship's AI is a bitch.
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>>157018525
>heterosexual furfag
>>>out
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>>157018486
Mass driver over a singularity generator and fire up the external facing particle accelerator.
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>>157018486
accept the come-on and romance the ship
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>explosive hug chemical
Oh boy best put that in a venom sword to try it out
>Accidentally kill them before it metabolizes

GG
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>>157018486
It kinda looks like box station
>>
>Frantically dragging people into the shuttle because they keep shocking themselves thanks to rogue AI and they cant open the doors
>Drag like 3 people in
>2 guys shock themselves again because they somehow thought trying to open shocked airlocks AGAIN wont hurt them
>Draging 3rd shocked guy in, 5 seconds left
>start draging the 4th guys in
>open door into shuttle
>counter jumps from 5 seconds to 1
>shuttle departs
>jump into space because inertia and ZAS
>spaced with the guy I was trying to save
>guy dies shortly after
>I die shortly after

I tried, I swear I tried
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>>/v/354288904

is this true? No more roleplaying names are allowed? Since when?
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>>157019014
vox don't have fur
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>Medbay finds your shocked, burnt, and shriveled up corpse and accidentally incinerates it even more
>>
>>157019510
>>>/v/354288904
fucked that up
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>>157019648
>>157019510
There was a big mess about it.
You're allowed to call yourself something like Ramblin Maniac if you roleplay it. So Deep Danger is allowed to name himself that if he roleplays his wrestler.
Which is the policy we had before but properly reinforced supposedly.
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>>157018093
>making a lot of borgs and posibrains
>pretty comfy
>realize I got so many posi's active because rogue AI
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>>157019723
That's bullshit. The only reason Rambling Maniac gets a special snowflake pass is because he's friend with the admins
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>>157019879
Yeah probably, but it doesn't apply just to him.
There's been no admin shittery I've seen over names since this was properly consolidated.
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>>157019745
Got to monitor the silicons mate.
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>>157019614
you're right, feathers are better anyway
>>
Just did some testing after talking to some people about cryo. It's really dumb, so it basically "splashes" the contents of the cryo beaker onto the occupant, but only removes one unit of the beaker itself, and it keeps doing this unless it see more than 1 unit of cryo or clonex in their system. And the way splashing works is dumb as fuck. I think it checks to see if each reagents gets through on a prob, if yes, then it transfers always half the amount that was in the beaker.
I spent the last 15 minutes splashing beakers (10 10u of non reacting reagents) on myself with various clothing and checking myself, because that's easier to test than cryo but still works the same. It seems like shoes protect as much as a hardsuit. Splashing on myself while wearing nothing but shoes NEVER showed any reagents transferred. Also, Jumpsuit on its own protected less, adding about half the reagents that were on the list on average.
So, cryo isn't really a magic healing tube unless you totally strip them first.

I might be wrong on a lot of this, I'm not good at reading code, a lot of this was figured through dumb tests.
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>>157018738
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>>157020950
...

Homie.

Put on some shoes and get in cryo.

>>157002914
I actually got warned for this
I didn't even submit the report
kek
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>>157019723
>>157019648
>>157019510
The catch is is that only Aurx enforces it, and he rarely shows up, so go hog wild so long as it isn't Ayy Lmao.
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>>157021406
>The catch is is that only Aurx enforces it, and he rarely shows up, so go hog wild so long as it isn't Ayy Lmao.
what kind of fucking retarded administration is this
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>>157021495
Because only Aurx and a few autists care enough to enforce because no one fucking cares outside of said few autists.

It's an irrelevant rule that should be liberalized.
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>>157021495
>>157021406
>>157021571
wait, didn't something happen to that nigger guy? Or is he still nigging around?
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>>157021595
Who Velard?
He finally fucked off when he spazzed out his last spazzing.
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>>157021634
fuck if I know his username. All I know is a little while ago there was some guy always named some shit like "niggers should go back to africa", "niggly wiggly", or some other shit involving the word nigger.
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>>157021759
Perma for being a fag.
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>>157021759
That would be as I said "Ayy Lmao" tier.
Those names have always been removed, such names like "floor," Faggot Fucker, Shitting Dick Nipples, and so on were of the only concern in regards to names.
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>>157021798
What he do?
He was actually not that bad of a guy in my personal experience with him.
>>
Maybe in time
You'll want to be mine
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>>157022020
sippinondatlean
IP: 198.7.59.92
CID: 2207891839
Gryphon. Joining the game with some dope nasty profane names. Attacking people, welder bombing. Go to the forums if you want this appealed. zealotron PERMANENT
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>>157022173
What the fuck does "sip on that lean" mean?
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>>157022507
Probably nigger speak for getting drunk or sucking on some lean white cock, fuck if I know
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>>157022507
Cough syrup.
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byond://74.91.121.82:5555
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>>157022895
RAT
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>>157022507
codeine cough syrup plus some kind of juice-like beverage
it's popular among the negro youth
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>>157022507
Leans a drug made from cough syrup.

Lil'baby tray tray was going to make some before he chimp'd out and caught a bullet.
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>>157021406
>so long as it isn't Ayy Lmao.
Non-humans can get away with thematic names.
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>>157021759
Niggly Wiggly bums around the Discord.

He's the guy who sprited that Xenomorph with hips.
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>>157023491
It'd have to be Ayy Lamo, Lmao would not work.
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>>156992081
since you posted this i think texas creek became a gray instead of a vox
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is Mrpain a good admin
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>>157024021
lel
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>>157023763
I had no idea about that post. I've started playing a grey to change it up, vox got boring and greys get their spooky mind powers so i can send people gay messages.

Thanks for alerting me to that post though, it's always nice to be called a nigger
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>>157023747
Ale e'Mao
Eh Lmao
Ali from Um
A. L. Mow
Aye le'Mo
Mao Ze Aye
...you've got options

>>157024021
No, but he does a great job keeping the forums in check.
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>>157024142
>...you've got options

You miss the point, blatant meme gibberish would get hounded down by an admin, but Lamo and what you listed off would be okay.
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>>157024275
as long as you're in the discord and buddy up or ERP with an admin you can meme name as much as you'd like because you'll be protected
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>>157024275 Pretty much anything on that list would be unacceptable off a Gray, >157024327 notwithstanding.
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>>157024142
Those are all awful
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>>157024483
I dunno, I think we've had a guy roleplay as Spurdo who eventually dropped the act and kept the name.
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>>157024490
https://youtu.be/xECUrlnXCqk

>>157024327
Here's your (You), sorry.
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>>157024642
>Here's your (You)
?
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>>157026756
At least tell him thanks, you ungrateful asshole.
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>>157026515
>he genuinely thinks that continuously spamming will get him unbanned
Child detected, go away zweifranks
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>>157026787
Excuse me, could i have a (you) for free?
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>>157026796
I appealed nicely and responded with laughing anime faces.
The gloves are off, pal. I'm never going to stop posting. Ever.
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>>157026837
You're lucky I just got back from church and my waifu's nearby.
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>burned out in less than 2 months
it was probably for reading the general every day and getting cynical about waifuposting
I'm a literal who anyways, how do people keep playing this game for years without stopping? Is that autism that I dont have what it's stopping me from enjoying the game?

also fuck waifus, it's what is driving away all cool people and brining in thirsty autists


good luck spessman /blog
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>>157026787
Why? It makes no sense for him to send me a (You).
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>>157026837 c >>157024483
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>>157027081
do you have grand theft auto online?
>>
>wizard killing people and nobody can stop them
>people recall the AI's shuttle
>AI calls it again
>wizard gets killed
>no one recalls it now that the threat is gone
???
?
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>>157027206
>wanting extended

???
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>try to play Virology
>have only ever made 1 good virus that never spread in time
>the other 3 times were ended by a Singuloose and 2 Wizards before anything worthwhile happened

T-thanks
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>Downloaded the exe in discord

Jesus christ
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>>157027081
Do you have weekend at bernies 2?
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>>157027239
>metagaming
>recalling the shuttle earlier anyway
?????
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>>157027130
yeah

on ps4
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>>157027206
The only reason to recall is if we have aliums, otherwise, it'd be a dull round if no admins are on.
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>>157027353
WHY
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>>157027496

Someone was posting an exe in discord and I thought it was just a meme.


It was the fucking game
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>>157027353
RESTART YOUR MAC NOW
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flube
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>>157027662
are s4s and ss13 friends now?
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>check banlogs
>it's all permas with a handful of non perma bans
holy shit im scared of just playing now
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>>157027920
Bans vanish off the page when they expire.
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>>157027920
The non-permanent bans don't show up on the log anymore once they expire.
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>>157027823 We *just* finished that thread, >>>/s4s/4816590
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>doing maintenance in the maintenance tunnels (gee)
>suddenly handcuffed and fucking murdered

is there a way I can seal off the tunnels I'm working in within my right?
I'd just fight back or run but getting handcuffed apparently disables your legs for some reason
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>>157028163
Nope. Only go into maint in short bursts, and never go into side rooms. Better yet, just weld off side rooms.
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>>157028163
Yeah, walling off the area you're fucking around in so no one fucks with you is fine.

By the by, when you're handcuffed and someone is pulling you you can't move. If they lose that hold though (through someone shoving them or you away or them slipping, etc) you can run away. Type 'resist' into the text bar and you'll start wiggling out of your cuffs.
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>>157028163
You can weld doors shut as a non-antag while you work if you're paranoid
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>>157028163
>Type 'resist' into the text bar and you'll start wiggling out of your cuffs.
You have to stand still for a while to succeed.
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>non-roleplayers who try and come up with lore for the game
>when they always end up going the route of 'ids sobal exberibent NANOTRANSEN IS EVIL HAHA YOU DIE AT END OF SHIFT FUK U STATICS >:^) IDS JUSD LIKE REAL LIFE NOT EDGY FUCK YOU'
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>>157028398
>>157028317
but that requires me to "stay still" meaning "not dragged into a dark corner and fucking murdered" for a large amount of time

>>157028313
>>157028327
wasn't sure if that was acceptable. What's the best way to carry welding fluid (since one weld is 13/20 on the welder), just drag the refueling station around with me?
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>spectate
>get drafted into ragin mages
>oh fuck
>make "Observer the Great", Jaunt max ugpraded
>do nothing but subtle sabotage, turning off heating to the telecomms, turning off the security server, etc
>hide in a locker for a second
>see someone say "They're in the O2 locker"
>hit jaunt
>BYOND.exe has stopped responding
I tried to subtly sabotage.
But it was me who got sabotaged.
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>>157028149
Should we start recruiting from [s4s]?
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>>157028582 They're worse than our standards, but honestly? They're better than what we've got.
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>>157028551
Could get an industrial welder that holds 40.

Also you should be able to carry fuel in beakers and shit like that.
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>>157028554
>jaunt

lmao look at this faggot

blink > jaunt
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>>157028695
I wanted to be a ghost, so to speak. I didn't want any of them to know I was there. Blink is good if you go hard offense.
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>Handcuff metagaming fags reply with "just resist lmao"

fucking kill yourselves
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kobdb37Cwc

Good morning spessmen
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>>157028682
>Could get an industrial welder that holds 40.
Where? Also what's the best way to get a large amount of cameras/metal sheets to make light fixtures
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>>157028801
there hasn't been a single round where I get antagg'd and they didn't use handcuffs

make it stop
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>>157028986
Hack an autolathe.

Also the tool vending machine thing may net you one if you put a coin in it. Can't remember exactly
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>>157028801
just dont get handcuffed lmao
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>>157028986
>large amounts of metal sheets
cargo,
pod bay constructor place
cargo
beg engineering
EVA
be a nigger and wrench every chair, crowbar every floor tile, and weld every locker you see.
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>>157028801
Well, you could ___________________git gud
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>>157028486
What the fuck is wrong with any of that? It's exactly the kind of lore the game needs. There's literalaly nnothing wrong with social experiments as a plot and the rest of that is just fucking delusional shit that only you see
Fuck off baybie faggot, nobody wants your shitty 'utopia'
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>>157029186
In fact, welding lockers in Maint would do well to prevent 'tags from hiding bodies.
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>>157029159
>Hack an autolathe.
shit I guess I have to learn how to use a multitool now
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>>156990825
I for bwoinked by deadpoop once i are it last time.
Best part is when admins force you to hatch eggs.
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>>157029245
Once you learn that you'll become a real greyshitter
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>>157029362
I play janitor
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>>157029245
screw driver the lathe
click with non-screwdriver hand
with multitool in active hand click pulse until the blue light goes off or you get shocked
if a different light goes off cut and mend it
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>>157029303
so this is the power of mobileposting.... whoa.....
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>>157028486
Who cares
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Reminder that miners are the only ones that get paid for going above and beyond, and even then they just need to process the materials, not actually deliver them to people that could use them
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>>157029398
Janitor are class-traitor greytiders
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>only things i've ever stolen as a greyshit are a bartender jumpsuit + waistcoat and also used his RSD for a cigar

Am I a bad assistant? I routinely go out of my way to help people and shy away from breaking into places for my own gain
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>>157029531
How so? I just want to install lights and cameras in maintenance while waiting for spills to happen.
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>>157029541
You should try the tide at least once. It's actually pretty fun.

Just be friendly and don't ahelp if you get dunked, that makes you a faggot.
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>>157029159 Nah, coining the YouTool gibs glubs.
You hack it for the good welder or several bad gloves.
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>>157029527
How would you suggest creating a payment system for non-mining non-cargo jobs?
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unban 2hotdogs or else 2hotdogs will post this again
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>>157029541
I grab anything that's not nailed down when I'm a greyshit. It's just what you do

HoP's door open? Run in and grab some shit before the door closes
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>>157029632
You abandoned your one true family for a thankless "job" that nobody will ever let you do in peace.

Greytide, worldwide
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>>157029508
>t. hippie faggot who thinks the game is trouble in terrorist town in space
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>>157029652 Just to be clear, it stocks multiple good welders.
>>157029531 Janitors can do more to maintain order than sec.
>>157029632 If you want to slip EVERYBODY, you roll janitor.
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>>157028486
first off get better at replying to yourself
secondly who the fuck cares? it's not targeted against (((statics))) or politically charged, it's a rationalization of how people play on the server
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>>157029682
Viro could send the GNA disks to NT for a little extra.
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>>157029757
>t. bay faggot who erps on vore and masturbates to furry porn

Look, I can do it too! It's almost like these statements mean nothing and contribute nothing!
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>>157029682
Give HoP or A.I an "overtime" system where you can claim additional work hourers/workpay for excess workload I don't fucking know. More vending machines for other classes wouldn't hurt either. Shaft miner has TWO exclusive machines to them
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>>157029876
>liking roleplay means you're a furry ERPer

I don't think you're quite all there bucko
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>>157029813
Bartender could have a payment system rigged to his shaker that gives a certain amount of money relative to the reactions occurring in them. Rarer drinks give more dosh, but only certain chemistry reactions give them.

Likewise for the Chef and his microwaves, and the Botanist and his SmartFridge.
>>
are there any drugs besides fly amanita, and the ambrosia family?
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>>157029951
Oh, so you're just retarded. Cool.
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>>157029541
>Am I a bad assistant?

Very much.
Come back when you've stolen the whole armory, held all of sec hostage as a non-antag, and gotten away with it from the crew and the admins
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>>157030021
Psilocybe semilanceata.
Pure serotonin if you can get one of the alien plants.
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>>157030021
There's mindbreaker toxin and space drugs
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>turn suit sensors on
>die in hallway
>no one drags me to medbay
why is this allowed
>>
>>157030021
Liberty Cap, Reishi, a couple of the insanely rare and useless xenoplants, Plump Helmets, Moonflowers, and there's probably some cool drug combinations you can get if you go full 'tism with xenobotany.
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>>157030191
because 2hotdogs is banned
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>>157030076
>liking RP means you're retarded
What's retarded is treating a game with the potential for fun RP shit like a 20 minute match of trouble in terrorist town.
>>
>>157030191
>not giving any indication of trouble over the radio
Nigga you think someone just sits on their ass all day staring at a computer monitor just to watch you die?
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>>157030215
I wish Dakka_Git became a meme like hotdogs did
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>>157030275
>handcuffed by antag
>radio removed before I could even say anything

just resist lmao
>>
>that round
if only i'd made more snowmen
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>>157030205
>a couple of the insanely rare and useless xenoplants
30% chance of getting a variant each time you Unstable Mutagen a sapling (age < 3)
0% chance otherwise
>>
>Try to open gifts until I get something to kill the rogue AI
>Open black gift
>It's a FUCKING FUSE BOMB AND IT'S TICKING
>Boom
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>>157030276
It only became a meme because 2hotdogs is the only one that posts it
Watching that underage retard post shit about himself constantly and post /pol/ memes for no reason makes me laugh my ass off
This site sure does shit out some pathetic people
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>>157030262
I agree with you. I'm calling you retarded for using
>g-go b-back to hippie!!!

Because it's fucking worthless.
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>>157030276
2hotdogs isn't a meme, no matter how hard he tries to force it
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>>157030349
What do you mean by "sapling"? Does it work for any tree-like plant, or is there a specific one you need to mutate?
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>>157030191 Rotate the chair in Medbay next to the Crew Monitoring Console.
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>>157029682
>HoP Can also handle "request forms" with monetary reward like "install cameras, lights into maint"
>"expand medbay"
>"recarpet the bar"
>"retile the kitchen"
it's not hard
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>>157030328
>not having a death message primed and ready to go in one press of enter when walking around
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>>157030442
Absolutely any plant with with an age below 3.
The source code calls those "saplings" a few times.

>mutate
And by variant I meant "change species" not "change traits".
>>
>>157028486
>this is the kind of retard you see babbling in the corner of the thread about shitters non stop

It's all starting to make sense.
>>
how do I make/get an emag?
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>>157030586
be tator
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>>157030542
You mean all this time I could have been turning wheat and soybeans into Happy Plants instead of just sticking to the safe "Chili into Chilly" routes?
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>>157030615
or beat the shit out of one and take his.
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>>157030391
>>157030415
look how quickly and viciously they come to correct the record

what sin did this 2hotdogs character commit to receive such treatment? And can you prove any of those things you said? They sound like wild ramblings of a tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorist...
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>>157030650
No, but any mutagen you gave your Chili after age 2 contributed nothing to you getting Chilly.
>>
>>157030650
Oh, misread that.
Thought you were asking if you could turn wheat into soybeans.

Yeah, you easily could have grown Space Drugs.
>>
Is space bad for the mind?

I don't enjoy doing the jobs or antagging anymore.
I don't enjoy interacting with the mostly vile and unpleasant community.

Yet hours fly by in space. That's supposed to mean you're having fun, right? I can't really tell anymore.
>>
>>157031260 There is comfort in routine.
>>
>>157031260
I just come for the stories and unpredictable nature of the rounds.
Also I like being a waifu
>>
>>157031403 Please stop replying like this it triggers me
>>
>>157031542 No.
>>
What? >>157031542
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>>157031628
>>157031614
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>traders that leave their shuttle/outpost/temporary trade post for any reason other than to fix up arrivals or go mining
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
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I'm out of the loop: are any of the ports/remakes populated or worthwhile currently? I really don't want to fuck around with BYOND anymore in CURRENT YEAR
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>>157032006
get essential things like floral somatories, advanced lungs, sell my wares, bully clown, drink myself to death, ect.
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>>157030791
waiting on a reply here.
>>
>>157032006
>not quietly raiding the Vault and Armory for hot new products
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>>157032180
You're going to be waiting a long time
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>>157032180
Keep waiting, buddy boy
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>>157032143
>drink yourself to death
>advanced lungs
>bully clown
But why are you doing these things anon, you're not a crew member
I understand the other shit honestly but if you're but buying the floral somatoray with cash/trade goods then you're not being a good birb
>>157032229
Again, you're not a crew member, this is just being a big old thief
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>>157032142
Nope, it's all shit

2d lagging spessmans or bust
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>>157032350
Yes, that's why you're raiding them. It's just acquisition of products that your potential customers would greatly enjoy.
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>>157032432
I guess. Still
>implying most of the traders who currently play actually return to the trade ship and sell their acquisitions
>>
>>157031813
>launching themselves over the counter.
How does one do this?
>>
HELP IN MAINT
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>>157032350
You realize traders can be thieves? They can skulk in maint and amass stolen goodies if they so wish. Jewbirds are jewbirds. They even have alternate role names like vagabond.

If they get caught they're dead fuckin meat though.
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>>157032585
Thanks, now I know where my target is.
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>>157032545
Why the hell did that post get deleted?
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>>157032669
Yeah, I was being a shit earlier with the whole 'don't be a thief' thing.
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In my experience thievery is the greatest experience to me in this game right beside exploration.

>The HoP announces that he will be giving everyone who comes to his counter for the next 5 minutes free all access.
>There's a line of 9 people minimum
>People are budding, pushing and shoving then it turns into an all out brawl with people going crit from toolbox attacks.
>Hop still isnt at his desk after 4 minutes.
>Hop makes another announcement that it was just a joke.
>Riot breaks out and all the windows are smashed.
>clown starts hacking the door.
>Other people start launching each other over the counter.
>Traitor openly emags the lockers and starts throwing everyone hop's stuff that he stored in there from earlier in the round.
>Everyone is just stealing everything
>The room is picked clean even lightbulbs and the floortiles are gone.
>I casually walked over to the hop and tell him the news after I stored my stolen shit.
>He yells out "IT WAS JUST A JOKE!"

Free all access is never a joke.


To answer your question correctly, it doesnt make you a bad assistant but it does hold you to a moral boundary.
This can really hold you back in antag roles and development of materials so its best to turn these type of roles off until you can change.
I'm the same way but I avoid killing people under any circumstances but leave them alive to suffer like everyone else.

>>157032545
>>157032673

I too many grammar and spelling errors I so I deleted it.
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>>157032142
Nah but regular ss13 has been booming and finding workarounds for byonds laggy shit. If you've been gone for two or so years then you'll notice a huge difference.
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>>157032834
>mfw you forgot to link >>157029541
Third time's the charm?
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>>157032918
FUCK


Thank you very much anon.
I'm really having an off day.
>>
>try trader for the first time
>step out of the airlock of my shuttle to enter the trading outpost
>the whole shuttle interior including myself get ZAS'd out at an insane speed
>die horribly
>read chat: "your shuttle has crashed into an asteroid"

Well, that was an interesting experience.
>>
PANIC >>>/v/354280956
>>>/v/354280956
>>>/v/354280956
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>>157033660
>implying those shitters could even get past the login initiation rites
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>>157033660
Wo if only we had some sort of prevention for exactly this where new IPs get rejected
Wait no that was taken away
>>
>>157030650
>>157030913
To get the plant to mutate (species or trait) you need to do the following:
mutation_level is raised by some reagents and drops to 0 whenever the plant mutates
mutation_level determines the strength of trait changes, and higher mutation_levels raise the chances for bad traits
species changes are guaranteed cause a bad trait change, but never anything dangerous

(1) Get the mutation_level above 0, AND either
(2a) Get the mutation_level above 25 OR
(2b) Get the reagents (not water level) below 0
any amount of water reagent fully metabolizes (adjusting water level) in one plant tick, but it does count as a reagent first

2b is way the hell a lot faster to spam than 2a, so...

If you want to cheese the fuck out of mutation frequency put only 1u of Unstable Mutagen in. Repeatedly.
1u will fully metabolize in one plant tick (while raising mutation_level), and a mutation will occur in the next tick.
So if you stand by your plant to keep adding reagents, you can cause a mutation every other plant tick.

If you're a complete and total baller you can use 1u Unstable Mutagen + 0.25u Clonex instead, to prevent your saplings from aging.
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>>157033660
Don't worry, just put up the bunker.

It still exists, right? I lost track over the past few days.
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>>157033576
>>157033667
>>157033760
Christ man just post once and accept any mistakes. Fix them in a new post if you have to, don't post all of ot thrice
Jesus
>>
>>157033617
yeah, meta club's start is interesting
stick your vox boots on, they're magboots but without any movement cost, and save you from a horrible ZAS death
>>
>>157033660
Oh my FUCKING God! Some guy is shilling his own server on /v/.
We're doomed!
>>
difference between /vg/ and goonstation?
>>
>>157034009
one is shit

the other is worse
>>
>>157034009 The chemistry is different and the bees are different. Everything else is superficial.
>>
>>157034009
the only thing people hate more than players on their own server, are players on other server
you will never get a straight answer about any server ever.
just try them all and see what sucks the least
>>
>>157034009
The difference between goon and everything else is that goon is theme park in space. On other servers the crew lives together or dies together but on goon you just fuck off and do away missions or virtual reality shit. Really only good if you're metagaming to do some shit on it with friends.
>>
>tired of stunlock meta bullshit
>combat doesn't feel fun at all
>don't want to go to a different server

Is there atleast a method of making yourself stunproof?
>>
>>157034126
This desu senpai
>>
>>157034531
yes
kill yourself
>>
>>157034531
Learn to dodge

Alternatively, learn to have fun without being a powergaming piece of shit.
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>>157034531
SLAM WITH THE BEST OR JAM WITH THE REST

learn chemistry
>>
>>157034892
>not abusing stun is powergaming

you literally should not be on the floor for any longer than 5 seconds
>>
>>157034949
>muh realism in spess
Would you believe me if I told you IRL people are way less robust in almost every way?
>>
Slate Slabrock is a bad head of security.

Discuss.
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>>157035236
Literally who?
>>
>>157035279 Some literal who Golem. Speak not their name!
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>>157035312
>>157034262
stop this madness
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>>157035569
Stop shitposting yourself then, slate, or whatever your name is.
>>
>>156986814
It's an IC issue. If he's doing it, get a couple guys together and bust him.

The purge brought a lot of toe the line griefers. Once you have them in interrogations, explain what happened and why you're going to perma him so admins have your story first instead of getting a fat load of dindunuffin shit then having a "shitcurity notes" bitchfit at you.

>>156990062
Validhunting is basically the job
Nobody is born robust and at least he's in sec fighting the good fight instead of griefing sec and banbaiting in ahelps when you get permad for being a greytiding faggot fucking with sec.

>>156990465
>Print bags
>Throw the bags in till it's gone
>Glass off the breach
>Make a pressurized chute across a gap if it was a beacon'd
>???
>7.5 hour round
>>
>>157035676 That's not who they are or what's rustling their jimmies. And speak not that name!
>>
>>157035802
>the purge brought a lot of griefers

Yes. An event that was hosted on our server, which is unknown outside of this thread, and not advertised anywhere else, brought in the shitters. Makes perfect sense.

Holy shit dude, there's no hope for you, just end it now.
>>
>>157018703
>Doing my thing
>Literally thirty rabid slimes of assorted colors appear in a shower of sparks and instakill me then get teleported back
Telesci is the worst.
>>
>>157035802
>>157035907
The second Purge event also had the bunker on all day
>>
>>157036059
>While often being off in the preceding weeks
It's not even a secret anymore, you fucking shitheads just wouldn't shut the fuck up so it could do its job
>>
personally I belive /vg/station's thing that separates it from the other servers is numerous different playable races with their own quirks and flaws
>>
>>157036341
well, that's what it SHOULD be

but its obviously far from that
>>
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11753
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>>157036341
/vg/ is more or less goon like 2-3 years ago

slightly more serious, but the superiority complex is spot-on
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>that fucking bar
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>>157036406
When we're one of the only servers flooding with players that doesn't rely on a gimmick (like ripping off the aliens franchise) for our vanilla ss13 server, we must be doing something right.
>>
How does anyone like this lighting system?

It looks like raw asshole.
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>"win" a Traitor round
>objective was Hand Tele
>did not kill people
>stealing the Tele made my heart rush for a few minutes
>even though I had emag I manually broke in through space, permanent, cut off all cameras
>casually escape in shuttle with crew, nothing exciting

still doesn't feel like a "win" considering I didnt antag too hard and my buddies didnt do too much.. hmmm

I think now I've had a few wins as antag Im not really going to try to win as much but find fun/funny ways to kill others and msyelf, if I get antag
>>
fun round, shitty captain.
>>
>>157036460
>Taylor Swift sells tons of albums, so she must be doing something right
>>
>>157036284
>>157036059
>>157035907
>>157035802
As someone who's been taking a break for the last few months: What's the purge?
>>
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>>157036546
no rules day
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>>157036514
Yeah I'm still in the phase where accomplishing my objectives even with proper care makes my heart beat really fast
I wonder if I'll ever be robust enough that combat and lawbreaking is smooth like butter
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>>157036536
Yeah, you say that like it's wrong somehow?
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>>156982298
>>157036403
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11753
> clusterfack merged commit 79300c5 into d3athrow:Bleeding-Edge 5 minutes ago
1 check passed
IT BEGINS!

>>157036514
If you are't going to antagonize, don't toggle it.
>>
>>157036592
You are gayer than AIDS, sir.
>>
>>157036514
I'll tell you a secret:

Antag isn't about "winning.
Antag isn't about greentext.
Antag is about making the round interesting for other players (and yourself).

>but find fun/funny ways to kill others and msyelf, if I get antag
This, actually.
>>
>>157036514
> caring about greentext
just do what you feel is wrong for the rest
>>
on a scale of goon 1 to bay 10, how RP-based is this server?
>>
>>157036913
a solid 3
>>
>>157036620
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11753
Holy shit that's retarded.

I'm still going to get my weapons but now they'll be shooting random people instead of the escaping ling. You brought this upon yourself.
>>
>>157036913
3 or so. More if you're into arpee I guess.
>>
>>157036967
It's been up for 2 weeks and we had a server poll up[ for a week. Why didn't you get the fuck in there and DEMOCRACY
>>
>>157036965
>>157036969
>>157036913
Speaking of which, when is medium RP going to return?
>>
>>157037009
Democracy is dead. They're taking my guns. MY GUNS
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>>157037109
LOAD YOUR REVERT PR GUN AND FIRE. FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
>>
>>157036403
Wow, it's almost like all the discussion against the PR was completely ignored
>>
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g-guys?
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>>157036546
A pile of burning trash.

No rules day, so all the sludge from other servers that catch wind come here.

Its an entire 24 hours of cringy ironic ERP, and mommis plasmaflooding within 5 minutes round after round after round.
>>
>>157037009
>DEMOCRACY
Because the polls are good when they're in favor but the playerbase shouldn't be allowed to make design decisions when it's against?
>>
>>157037447
Remember remember, the 11th of october
The last day "he" was seen
>>
>>157036403
>>157037354

why cant we go back to old lock box's were it was emp or emag them open only?
>>
>>157037470
Show me a poll that said the playerbase was against something that we later got anyway.
>>
>>157037447
Be a hero mate.

Do it.
>>
>>157037821
*an
>>
>>157037470
>Poll a bunch of niggers if they want a million dollar handout
>Poll a bunch of greytiders and bad murderboners that got cucked when they thought they were gonna get a free kill if guns should be nerfed
>Slots are totally always filled but competent people who aren't former salty antags grudging and are willing to stop responding to said critical emergency to unlock shit. Especially in lowpop
>Security, HoP, and cap never ever get fukken rekt
Real democracy is about doing the right thing because the voters are fucking retards. It's going to be splendid to see the old days back when the only way to open lockboxes was IDs and shit was fucked every time people needed guns. It'll straighten you newfags out right quick and ya'll regret voting over your greytide/shitag salt and people will throw cluster out for being a tard.
>>
>>157037916

could emp them open to but that shit was rng base.
>>
>>157037585
Did you miss the entire drama about a coder saying exactly that the playerbase doesn't know what's good for them?
Head roles being limited to humans and vox being colorblind won with yes, ei nath poll won with balancing ei nath. I don't care if you choose to stick to the polls or decide another way but you can't pick and choose
>>157037916
Then not polling is the way to go mate
>>
>>157037916
You say that but when a dictator like clusterfack starts trying to make these judgement calls based on good game design you shit all over him.
>>
>>157038123
>based on good game design
t. Clustercuck
>>
>>157038071
No shit it's not.

>>157038123
The method is right, it's our vision of space that's incompatible.
>>
>>157037916
Would probably be fine if actively refusing to hand out guns/opening lockboxes as sec during blob/xeno would be a bannu.
But we all know it's not and sec is going to get away with this kind of shitty behaviour every time and once you personally experience one of these rounds on the receiving end you'll know it isn't really fun for anyone. Except the blob maybe.
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>>157038071

my balancing for ei nath was to turn it into the goons shocking grasp.

>They just shit on it and took ei nath out as a spell
>>
>>157038071
I said an example of the playerbase saying they DON'T want something that we DID get
The last example barely counts, I guess
>>
>>157038229
Remind me again, why did they take ei'nath out of the game and not wizard as a whole because it's the shittiest gay mode of them all?
>>
>>157038207
I would have liked the PR if I didn't have 5 years of experience proving that the shit they're saying you can do is fucking busted
>>
>>157038235
>what is hypothermia
:^)
>>
>>157038156
Then your only respite is to become a good enough coder to replace him. Because how else are you going to get enough clout to decide what goes in/out.
>>
>>157038382
>Threatened with a github ban
I've been trying and it's been made abundantly clear where I stand in all the shitflings
>>
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>>157038371
>Being a revisionist
>>
>>157038371
Players voted to test it out no matter how buggy it was.
Of course, as it always goes, the excuse of "we're only merging on a trial vasis" rarely or never checks out and the "test" is there forever and is now a part of the design of the game
>>
>>157038449
There were so many polls, votes, that eventually shit has to stick to the wall
>>
>>157038371
Actually only clusterfack, bauds, and a few others were railing against it before it got in
>>
>>157038553
That was literally the only poll on the subject of hypothermia
>>
New poll created on the subject of hypothermia.
>>
>>157038668
>No "I legitimately could not give less of a fuck" option
>>
Is there a map somewhere of the areas around the station? I haven't played since before they added mommis and figured I'd give it a shot but I'm lost and have no idea how to get to the main station

currently floating through space in an indeterminate location, but a map would help for next round I guess
>>
>>157038708
Either you're fine with it or you aren't.
>>
>>157038309
Wiz with some back and forth is great
Magic man magicking on top of you while you're fingerfucking a console, magic missiling and gibbing you isn't

>>157038728
Yeah, it's at http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Rules
Specifically:
4. IC information and OOC information should be kept separate at all times. IC in OOC can be a no-warning ban of 15 minutes, more for severe cases or repeated offenses. Metacommunication is a no-warning permaban.
>>
>>157038728
If you're a mommi that spawned using the derelict mommi fabricator, you have an ionic law to not leave. That's a silicon jobban if you do.

If you're on metastation, you're on the telcommsat east of the station so eva around and follow the grilles then lattice west to the station.
>>
>>157038728
Are
Are you talking about being a Derelict MoMMI?
Read your damn laws. You are bound to the Derelict. You can't GET to the main station.
>>
>>157038868
>>157038886
Ah, don't know how I missed that one. Guess I'll fiddle with the station a bit. Not trying to get banned my first day back, just sleep deprived at 4 am on a monday.
>>
>>157038780
The fact that people get so uppity and pissy about people asking for help just shows how shit this community/the admins are.
>>
>>157038945
Please, admins have to do something (anything - even if it's just bwoinking you about it) because otherwise people will just say BUT HE DIDN GET BANT
Click the map name at the top to see renders
>>
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>>157038945
>Doesn't read the rules before playing
>Doesn't read the wiki
>Doesn't use the map button in the client UI
>Doesn't use the link to maps in the OP
>>
>>157038945
Uppity? they were warning you and making sure you knew the rules. The alternative is a ban, dude.
>>
>>157039137
>>157039137
Ayy, speaking of which:

Cluster recentlu suggested axing all current admins.
>>
>>157039224
That guy isn't me, I looked at the wiki and didn't see a map render, but I'm half asleep so I probably missed it, like I did the rule about not leaving the derelict station. I'm not worried about people giving me grief over it because thats the nature of 4chan.
>>
>>157039245
>Cluster
Of course he fucking would
>>
>>157039250
>http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Main_Page
> Locations
>Your map around the station
>>
>>157039292
I'm talking about the areas around the station, not the station itself.
>>
>>157039250
People will fuck up. That's just how things go. People will poke fun, sure, but unless you give them a reason to remember you (ie being a constant asshole to them), no one will care long term. No worries.
>>
>>157039275

most of them are fucking useless any way nothing wrong with killing the useless ones.
>>
>>157039397
>Make the admins fight to survive
>>
>>157039397
Cluster needs to go most of all
>>
>>157039443
Except unlike cluster admins are extremely interchangeable since what they do requires no skills whatsoever
>>
>>157039443
Cluster and pjb need to go away above any admin, the coding ivory tower has aparentky become a real thing.
>>
>>157039323
Read the OP once in a while. It's telling you about the rules AND the maps.
>>
>>157039562
Yea thats my fault, I checked out the new player guides and didn't bother with the stuff underneath.
>>
>>157039245
Where? I'm not saying you're wrong, Cluster has previously said the admins were grudging him, I'm saying I want to read it.
>>
>>157039275
No, but seriously get in the Discord.
>>
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>>157039641
#code-map-sprite
>>
>>157039683
Give link
>>
>>157039683
Why the fuck would I get on a discord server so I can see drama developing on a mongolian cave painting support forum?
>>
>>157039759
He said that because all his messages were getting deleted, and the only ones who had the flags to do that were admins.
>>
>>157039761

https://discord.gg/YEh5fv7
https://discord.gg/YEh5fv7
>>
>>157039764
To ass-kiss yourself some metafriends in high places.
>>
>>157039795
>the you see blank messages in the logs
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>>157039870
What's the easiest way to hit gud?
>>
>>157039810
I didn't know the metaclub would be that huge.
I wish I could unsee this shit.
>>
>>157040913 Well you can't. Neener neener.
>>
>>157039810
http://
tiny
dot cc
slash ss13vgdiscord
>>
>>157040913
If it makes you feel any better, most of them barely play.
>>
>>157033760

Please don't do this, it makes mustard gas.
>>
bowie ;_;

pls change lobby music
>>
That medbay was suffering, thank you for keeping me alive borer
>>
>Pretty sure a guy was in the RD office blowing borgs
>Probably a changeling but that's not defensible if I noscope him
>Fish a mmi out of space
>Already logged out
>Sicc sec on the guy but we're already evacuating and nothing comes of it
I really wish the rules rewrite could get in so I can just put the boots to everything until we have peace or EVERYBODY but me is dead. Every fucking time I hesitate I die, other people die and/or shit gets fucked
>>
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>>157041201https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI
>>
>>157039764
You can sit in the dev channel and keep tabs on changes. And as an added bonus you can get ignored by the coders directly instead of having to go through the anonymous wall that they might not even see.

And you can interact with all the other likeminded shitlords in the other channels.
>>
>>157041276
So either get evidence (prints?) like a law-abiding citizen / officer or kill them and deal with the consequences of a possible bannu.
>>
Let's just axe all the coders. It's not like they do anything worth a damn anyways.
>>
>>157041553
bauds is pretty good
>>
>>157041276
Elevate the security dealie.
>>
>>157041582
Ok.

We can keep him.

Everyone else can fuck off though.
>>
>>>157041553 stagnation is fun
>>
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So, this thread will 404 first,
and there is NO RUSH to move over,
but the new thread is up:

>>157041724
>>157041724
>>
>>157041582
>>157041657
You uh
You know that Bauds left nearly two months ago, right?
>>
secret post
>>
>>157041801
>3 hours and 31 minutes ago
goddamn it you nigger
>>
>>157036406
Oh god dammit
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