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our girl edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://blog.dota2.com/2016/10/the-fall-2016-battle-pass/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
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Can someone else take screenshots on their 4k PC's?
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Lanya the Templar Assassin
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>just getting back into this game
>playing basically only spirit breaker and troll warlord
holy shit, these dudes are fun as fuck
raping all these guttertrash nerds
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>>156939742
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DOTARDS!?!?!?!
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>>156939719
How do I remove the hud?
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I just won 5 games in a row playing support and was solo support in 3 of them.

How should I reward myself like a proper support player?
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>>156939976
can you compare a Terrorblade with BKB on to a tree?
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>>156939825
thanks, zeus
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>>156939436
>Posting a slut
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>ALLIANCE VS. HORDE FINALS
POETRY
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>>156940235
>>156939623
who raised these?
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any good esports this week?
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>>156940356
>>>
> Anonymous 10/09/16(Sun)10:13:54 No.156940356 ▶
>any good esports this week?
se Alliance vs. se H 16m 0
cn Wings vs. cn CDEC 46m 0
cn iG vs. cn EHOME 2h 46m 1
cn LGD.FY vs. cn NewB 3h 1m 0
ua TeamUA vs. dk Imperial 3h 31m 0
cn EHOME vs. cn iG 5h 16m 0
world TBD vs. world TBD 6h 46m 0
world TBD vs. world TBD tba
cn NewB vs. cn TongFu 22h 46m 1
cn BHeart vs. cn WAY 22h 46m 1
cn Avalon vs. cn FTD.A 1d 1h 1m 1
cn VG.J vs. cn LGD.FY 1d 2h 46m 1
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>>156939152
Neat, I've never noticed they were the sides shop keepers til now.
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>>156940445
>Alliance
>Chink dota
I said good dota
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reddit is down so I am here dotards
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>>156940546
source it fampai
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>>156940591
k
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I'm going to marry Lina!
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who is our guy?

i like singsing more than rtz... do i commit an hero?
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>>156941048
But Sing is a girl?!?
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>>156941048
>liking shitshit
go an hero you redditor, you're not Adelaide so you don't get a free pass
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Where the FUCk is A vs. Horde
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>tfw having TI withdrawals

i...i just want to watch esports...please
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Ok guys, be honest, how many of you are virgins?
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>>156941750
my neighbor
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>>156941750
my neighbor
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>>156941750
my neighbor
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>>156941092

that's not my dude, don't make me question my faith.

>>156941193

pls explain, i only started doto 2 months ago
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>>156939436
moortugal?
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>>156941750
I may have been abused as a kid, but since I don't remember it I'm gonna say yes
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Guys help I think I just accidentally had gay sex with a furry what should I do?
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Can someone explain why WESG is a 1.5 million dollar tournament for literal Who's?
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>>156941958
maybe you should accidentally fuck off
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>A vs. H delayed by 1h 45minutes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>156941821
Keep telling yourself that.
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>>156941991
>Team PPD
>literal who
?
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>>156941750
Im not
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>>156942146
ppd?

Haven't heard that name in years..
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>>156941750
I'm not , a big tiddies girl in public took my virginity.
man fuck that shit I'm still mad that she's actually a chestlet and not a busty lass, fuck push up bras desu.
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>>156941598

TI6 was pretty great this year. Secret getting BTFOed, OG getting BTFO by based Jimmy and his Pinoy stack at TNC, Wings Gaming in general, final game of TI with AM carry...

I got dragged with normie friends to watch League of Legends' equivalent "Worlds" this weekend and it's just complete shit in comparison.

At least only one more day of that shit. Dota 2 is bliss heaven compared to the shit they call ganking and "attack cancelling" which is really kiting. Fuck that game.
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>>156942129

THATS NOT SINGINSIG ESTHURWF STOP IT
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> cn Wings vs. cn CDEC
Is anyone streaming this, can't find info
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>>156942564
my neighbor
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>>156942512
Alright, last one, but you're still wrong.
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>>156941193
does adelaide even play dota?
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Price gaps like this should not exist
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>>156943189
why not goy
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>10 minutes between posts
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>>156943730
relax it's a beta
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>>156943730
nobody cares about this dead ass game anymore
2 hour long thread with 60 posts lmao
don't bother making a new one
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>Greater Echo Sabre.
Echo Strike now procs every UAM/right click passive ie. bash, crit, slow etc. twice in a row.

?
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>everyone on 4chan hates subhuman shitskin paki ledouche

what went wrong

shitskin genes?
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>>156943802
>>156943806
>last thread was 13 hours long

Guess you're right..
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This was fun
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Why do they bother buffing Treant when they're not going to ever let him be viable? He's too "oppressive" and will end up being deleted from the game the instant people actually start picking him.
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where do i farm when naga takes everything
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>>156943189
This item has a low demand and a low supply, why wouldn't it have such a gap.
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Wow earth spirit is such a terrible hero
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>Naga doesn't stop singing even when she is stunned
WHAT

RTZ was stunned by Mirana arrow and song jus went on?
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buffs to Rod of Atos when?
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>>156944819
64 ticks
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>>156944819
silencing her wont silence her either
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>>156944901
Veil is good though
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here we are, coming to the end of the threads, posting these final blogs, the d2g is in a hospice program

still it wasnt all that bad, was it now, six five years of blogging and esports together
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Whats a hero that wins no matter what?
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>Le Sheever Attractive meme
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why aren't you a good boy /vg/
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>>156945735
Let this garbage general die.
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Valve could actually make some decent mahou shoujo anime.

The map is a place where random champions from different continent summoned to a arena where they fought each other, usually with the control of summoners the restriction is simple:
1.) you will not die despite being killed
2.)your power are restricted for 'balance' purpose
3.) certain degree of freedom. (most are here because they agree to be here)
4.) after the match ended they will be teleported back to their respective place.

So this friendly match been going on for a while until 1 day. They did not teleport away despite the game ended. There has been an error in the system. so as time goes they realize :

1.) they die for real now
2.) those with power suppressed are starting to regaining their true powers slowly
3.) there is 'a' betrayer among them

as it goes on drama ensues such as romance between 2 common enemy. racial tension, chaos among harmony. Ends with some plot twist.
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>>156945791
see >>156945774
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>>156939436
>implying that Death Prophet is our girl
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I'm quitting dota for runescape.
At least it doesn't make me want to die. See y.
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>tfw you get a random comment because of dota for some reason
This shit is hilarious
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If they ever are an anime/live action movie about dota as a video game which character would be MC?
I'd say w33 because his story is interesting. He was the number 1 EU east mmr player. Then he joined Balkan bears and did nothing and then he cheated, reddit and EE crucified him, then through deus ex machina he managed to get on secret3.0. They went on to clash with EG multiple times while they had the team dystroyer rtz. Then puppey and EE kicked him and then he managed to create DC and return to get second place at Ti.
We can't have EE or RTZ as MCs because they're bad fucking people.
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I CONFESS!!!! I spend more than 17 hours a day playing DOTA. I sleep for about 4 hours, eat, piss and then play till the next day!!! IM MORE ADDICTED TO DOTA THAN TO SMOKING OR SEX!! Anyone else out there?
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>Kill a guy 3 times in lane solo
>I'm a better mid than u 1v1
>Point out he died 3 times solo
>Bad matchup Meepo has advantage early
This has so many implications about his thought process I couldn't help but giggle.
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>>156944901
all situationally good items except atos, which is bad choice on every hero
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>A vs. H delayed ANOTHER FUCKING HOUR

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING>A vs. H delayed ANOTHER FUCKING HOUR

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING>A vs. H delayed ANOTHER FUCKING HOUR

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
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>>156946529
You are a normie. We don't like your kind here, the girls at >>>/adv/ will take care of you
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>>156946580
>all situationally good items except atos, which is bad choice on every hero
But how can that be fixed?
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>Want to play arc warden
>Allied pudge just sits in my lane stealing exp
>end up 3 levels behind the sniper i was laning against
Epic
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Are we for the Horde?
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It's funny when a literal twitch whore like Bubu thinks she can play core
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>>156946583
They realize no one watches this tournament so they delay the final to a more friendly time
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What if they made an mmo based on dota?
How would you make an mmo skill based?
Dota does have some mmo features that don't require much skill, like leveling up and farming. These are monotonous skills that are basically a waste of time. Taking kills and objectives are what require skills. I hate games that reward mindless toiling for X amount of time as "playing". They're literally throwing their life awag doing nothing that stimulates their brain cells. At least ganking takes skill.
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>>156943730
>s4poster makes a garbage post
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Morning 'lag
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>>156946815

she won
gg go next
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>buy 144hz monitor
>I see no improvement because I have brown, and not blue or green, eyes
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>no walled city hero

?
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>misery not casting A v. H
well time to not watch
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>od vladimirs

nice bought account
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>>156947398
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>>156947567
go watch bulldog million times better than the Hawaiian fat guy from BTS
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>>156947398
I would actually live in that city. Looks comfy af. Better than where I've lived most of my life
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>gulagians think themselves human beings
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New player here. Really liking the gameplay of Bloodseeker. Are there any prostrat mlg builds or strats I should know to appease the Linkin Park Twins?
I hope bloodseeker isn't a meme pick
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holy fuck this ex NiP players are utter dogshite
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@156947860
foolish AnimeNEET
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>>156947885
>Loda let Handsken convince him to let go of the best mid player in the world M1cke while being 16 years old
>Picks up Limmp instead

He won them games solo but now they don't even have that
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>>156947860
bloodseeker is a meme hero and should build dagon eblade
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>>156947860
Go jungle, build appropriate to the match assess whether you should tower dive or not.
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>>156947912
sorry is this more appropriate for my post
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>Alliance shit again for another season.
Classic.
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Bulldog giving inside into Alliance. Loda is such a salty bitch
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>>156948084
actually the reason you're foolish is for once, less the animeNEET and more because you want to play dota
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>>156948176

what did he say
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>cuckliance
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>>156948282
Blames Akke and EGM after the losses and not his shitty carrying. Basically generic 5k core only picker
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>tier 5 gigawhos demolishing alliance

feels good man
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>>156948331
well at least this time he can blame limpp guy tilted the minute he got first blood and fed again when he tp'd mid after respawn
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>Xcalibur stomping Loda.
lolz.
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>two deaths that you dont even have to buyback for, and no objectives on your end lost, are not worth a mid melee rax at 22 minutes

why is bulldog so fucking stupid
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>cuckda stack losing to akkestack
pottery
should i watch the chink tourney one?
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>>156948505
uhhhmmmmmmmmm how many TI wins do you have?

thought so lol
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>>156948608
i know you're memeing but there are retards who seriously believe this

there are also retards who think EE is good
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>>156948635

Eternal 'the kick w33 and misery because i think they are bad' Envy
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>>156947649
It hurts anon.
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Miss me Loda?
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>>156944901
>bad items
>no aquila
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>>156948762
s4 is bad though?

loda might be terrible but it dosen't make him good or not horribly washed up
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New hero :

Pengus, The Penguin King

Agility, Range

Skill 1 : Snowballs Barrage
Shoots out a linear snowball in front of you a barrage of snowballs dealing damage to everyone it hits.

Damage per snowball : 80
Maximum snowballs : 2/4/6/8
Snowball interval : .3

Cooldown : 14/13/12/11

Skill 2 : Titanium Iceberg
Creates a highground made of iceberg. The iceberg can be shattered into ice shards dealing damage and slow on units nearby and inside.

Damage : 130/160/190/220
Slow : 40%/50%/60%/70%
Slow Duration : 2
Iceberg Duration : 2/4/6/8

Cooldown : 18

Skill 3 : Snow Angel
Creates a wing for Pingus allowing him to fly. However, it takes little time to make one.
Attacking pingus destroys the wings as well as slowing him for every attack.

Attacks to destroy : 3/4/5/6
Duration : 7
Slow per damage taken : 40%
Channeling time : 1.77

Cooldown : 15

Ultimate : Gigasnowball Assault
Throws a giant snowball that has 550 missile
speed dealing damage in an area equal to Pingus' agility.

Radius : 425/475/525
Agility damage multiplier : 300%/400%/500%

Cooldown : 60
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>>156948762
tilter or choker?
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>>156948867
>dominating for OG.
>S4 is bad.
lel.
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>>156948762
well, he still better than notail desu
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>tfw you have no problem with adelaide meme
>tfw you have no problem with PSG meme
As long as they are not degenerate gay-posters, all memes are welcomed.
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>>156949167
>Anyone better than N0tail.
Fuck off.
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>>156949376
>n0lan is good
bleach your skin
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>>156944901
midas is literally the only bad item there though
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We need hero that can rebuild towers.

It's his ultimate on a long cooldown and the ability itself is channeled and cannot be stopped so his team needs to protect him during the rebuilding.
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>>156944901
>Midas: can be targeted on a hero to deal 1% of their max HP in pure damage. If this damage kills the target, receive 1.8x the normal gold bounty and 2x the normal EXP. Does not increase killstreak bounties.
>Blademail: duration to 6 seconds
>Veil: stacks fully with other veils
>Atos: no longer dispellable. Still can't be applied through BKB but is not purged by becoming magic immune.
>Phases: duration to 3s
>Drums: provides the windlace bonus
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Super Radiance

Radiance
Radiance
Recipe - 300

works like that ursa passive of you stay way too long near it
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>>156949637
League has that, I think.
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>>156949750
tinker veil pogchamp

just stack 3-4 veils with aether lense while siegingn and use rockets and they all DIE
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>>156949995
Not him but its not rebuilding, he just makes a temporary tower that decays over time
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ESPORT ARE ON

POST WHAT YOU ARE EAT
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>>156945451
anybody looks like shit when they are sick.

And this is the /ourgirl/ edition, so it is the /Sheever/ edition.
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>>156943843
no
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>>156950259
I never ate it, but is such sauce on a pizza actually good? What are the other toppings btw?
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>>156949987
na nigga

ECLIPSE BLADE
Moon Shard
Radiance
Recipe - 1300
+80 Attack Damage
+130 Attack Speed
Passive: Radiance Burn & Shade Sight
Active: Total Eclipse of the Heart
Each attack by this unit reduces the target's magic resistance by 5%. Stacks additively and refreshes the duration. Turns the map to night and grants global flying vision to both teams in a 900 AoE around the user.
10s duration, 180s cooldown
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>>156950259
just ate steak and cuscus

i was thinking to go out after g1 and bui me some candy

i was at the gim earlier this mornin so once a week it shud be fine
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>>156950379
who would build this?
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>>156950476
I would
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>>156950476
my neighbor
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>>156948863
Aquila is quite literally the best item in the game.
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>>156950379
>radiance is an illusion hero item
>attack speed doesn't affect illusions
k
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>>156950259
I'm gonna eat a Krapfen
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>Pudge hooks our carry
>Teamfight instantly over
Ebin, simbly ebin
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>>156950379
>lets make it so night stalker never gets picked the item
>>
Why did Loda ping exactly where dark seer tp'd from in the fog?
>>
>>156950945
Map Sensor
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>>156950945
For the same reason why he is a pro player and you are trench.
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Miss me yet?
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>>156951020
He is bald and married to a monkey?
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>be enigger
>literal game winning 5 man blackhole
>my mid magnus skewers them away to safety
>furiously pings me when he died
WHAT THE FUCK , I LITERALLY DID NOTHING WRONG AND I STILL GOT THE BLAME?-?-?-?
REGION LOCK FUCKING WHEN REEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>156951071
>magnus RPs 4
>blink in, drop midnight pulse and about to black hole
>he skewers them back
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>>156951048
u forget
and have 2 [my wife child]
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>>156939719
>20fps
>>
>>156950476
Lone Druid
>>
>max slotted storm
>still taking cs from maiden
>maiden still having to buy wards
this is triggering
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>>156951834
t.supportcuck
>>
New item :

Fabric

This material used to make clothes
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>>156951834
>Supportcucks
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>>156951834
>CM gets 100 GPM for existing
>Can not afford 26 GPM wards
I'm sensing the issue is between the chair and the keyboard here.
>>
i always like to choke myself to chocolate so i will have my full dotard potential because i am tricking my body that im about to die
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>>156951976
If every hero is naked by default then add it.
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I just passed my exam, should i buy myself a battle pass or nah?
>>
WHY IS THERE ALWAYS UNDERLORD EVERY GAME FUCKING BURDEN 5K'S EAT MY SHIT
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>>156941750
my star sign is also virgo
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>>156952148
Congrats on setting the bar low you massive faggot.
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>BALDA
Jesus Christ what the fuck
>>
Would Dota be worse or better if you could rebuy towers?
>>
>>156952227
Capricorn here.
>>
>B A L D A

LMAO TRYING TO BASE RACE A MORPHLING WITH A RAPIER.
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What the fuck were they thinking?
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>LIMMP
LMAO
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>allah-... alliance...

what did lyrical mean by that?
>>
>be support cm
>storm is 6 slotted
>still takes my cs
>still doesn't buy wards with his spare money
>feeds like retard doing retard plays
>lose because of it
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>>156952236
it was the last one in this year for me anon
>>
>ALLIANCE.
FUCKING LOL.
>>
>baseracing a rapier waternigger
Alliance dota

>baseracing a rapier waternigger
Alliance dota

>baseracing a rapier waternigger
Alliance dota

>baseracing a rapier waternigger
Alliance dota
>>
SWEDEN YES
>>
>>156952380
both team is sweden u know
>>
WHITES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY PABLO.
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE WHITE NOW ADMIRAL REDPILLED BULLSHIT FANGAYS?
>>
>>156952352
He also sold something to grab a deso for the base race.
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>mfw eating fried rabbit legs and watching epic dotas
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>>156952430
He knew the cucks wouldn't straight up fight them

>>156952407
One team is pure white race cucks, the others are swedish immigrants. You saw who was better.
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>>156952273
>Enemy pushing ancient
>Purchase t1 safelane in every lane
>>
>/d2g/ dies the moment white people lose games

Self-shibbolethed
>>
what did he mean by this
>>
>>156952595
He's a nationalist.
>>
>>156952584
from the highest to the lowest, which means t4->t3->t2->t1.
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>>156952748
Same notion
>Game goes late
>Win big teamfight
>Nobody has bb
>Push ancient
>Enemy team mass-purchases towers, halting the whole push
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>>156952426
>swedes
>white
>>
Where is Sheever in this tournament?
>>
>>156952802
Alliance is white.
>>
>>156952792
So? If its lategame those towers should melt.
>>
>>156952872
>Have to walk back to t1 mid then deal with the atrocity that is backdoor protection for t2s, or wait for the creeps to turtle their way down the lane
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Tony

Tony can now toss towers.

Viable?
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>>156952932
What about only being able to repurchase towers in base? T3 and T4, better?
>>
>>156952997
>Radiant's middle tower has fallen
>Radiant's middle tower has fallen
>Radiant's middle tower has fallen
>Radiant's middle tower has fallen
>>
Would dota be better if you could buy a super-creep wave for 300 gold? It would have same timings as xp tomes.
>>
>>156953024
that's not really an argument.
>>
>>156953124
>Radiant's middle tower has fallen
>Radiant's middle tower has fallen
>Radiant's middle tower has fallen
>Radiant's middle tower has fallen
>Radiant's middle tower has fallen
>Radiant's middle tower has fallen
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what if destroying an ancient instead of winning the game, restarted it with the team that destroyed the ancient having +1 point?
>>
what if aghanim's scepter gave templar assassin a permanent refraction charge?
>>
>>156953153
I wish you could have a rematch option
>>
what if aghanim's scepter gave templar assassin a permanent meld ?
>>
what if aghanim's scepter gave templar assassin a permanent psionic trap?
>>
>>156953153
What if you could deny you ancient and the enemy only counted as like, 80% winning?

Also, who the fuck is team imperial and did they just draft warlock mid+carry centaur?
>>
what if aghanim's scepter gave templar assassin a permanent psi blades?
>>
Anyone watching this Wesg thing?

What the fuck is this Imperial lineup?
>>
>>156953312
bobbyknight's danish stack
>>
>>156953352
good ol' batrider + no follow up damage lineup
>>
support auntie mage
>>
>>156953397
>no damage
REFRESH
THE
ROCK
Seriously I dunno. Should be a good watch though.
>>
>>156953312
Nothing wrong with either of those picks, welcome to dota.
>>
>>156953464
golems are dogshit when it comes to burst damage, they need to be summoned then the DoT does most of the damage
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>>156953492
They got good pick off capability with Centaur/Bat/Bounty but Oracle shuts down any kill attempts if he's within range. And their lineup is garbage past midgame
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>could have had alliance vs. basically navi grand final
>going to get random swedes vs. random danes

I bet v1lat or whoever is in charge at WESG is silently fuming
>>
>>156953473
Its a risky as shit draft. Its pretty rare to see either of those heroes in those positions in pro dota, much less both on one team. I was pleased to see it, there's no reason to be a snarky little shit.
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>>156953635
>reso on a freefarming hard carry
mmmmh
>>
>me ooga
>team booga
>lose
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>Forced 50 isn't real

Dota 2 General
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>>156953896
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>tfw joke team by ex teammates destroy you
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>>156953929
>s4 was the problem
>>
what if aghanim's scepter gave dazzle a permanent shallow grave?
>>
what if aghanim's scepter made reaper's scythe increase death timer by 300 seconds instead of 30?
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>artstyle still no mek
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>>156953896
>high skill
;^)
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>>156953896
Forced 50 means you're not improving and are in the skill bracket you deserve to be in.

Your 'me ooga, team booga' posts mean nothing to me.
>>
what if aghanim's scepter doubled the stat bonuses from other aghanim's scepters in your inventory?
>>
>be Resolut1on Morphling
>entire team gets Fatal Bonded
>everyone is low hp and is disengaging
>you dive into 5 trying to pick off their supp
>everyone is hitting you
>you strength morph
>entire team is begging you to back
>you don't care because you're the fucking carry you stupid fucking cucks stfu and buy wards
>your team is dead
>politely apologize post game
>>
>>156954172
his girlfriend was hot that's a shame
>>
>>156945451
she is very plain
>>
>>156954206
>you're dendi
>lose to nonames
epic :^)
>>
>Imperial's draft will fail post midgame

d2g
>>
>chasing morphling around half the map instead of taking raxes
"high skill" dota
>>
lmao cent manta
>>
>manta eblade heart centuar
You magnificent fuck
>>
>>156954756
It's funny, Na'Vi's draft has no way to kill Centaur.
>>
>going shotgun vs rubick + 2 pipes
huh
>>
>shotgun the Rubick
>he stole your morph and is on full str, level 1 lift and rest on stats
>he's fine
why live
>>
That loss was on Resolution's head
>>
>cent top networth
>those ults

i have been off dota for 2 months and what is this
>>
>>156954172
>Together for a couple years
>Blitz quits his casting gig
>Girl leaves

hmm
>>
>>156954857
>>156954857
shotgun urself you waternigger picker
>>
>>156954805
centaur is goodmorph
>>
Why does icefrog love centaur so much?
>>
>memestreamer takes ALL the views on twitch for himself

lmfao btscuckks probably on sucide watch
>>
>>156954172
Are low test beta asians acting tough the most pathetic thing in the world?
>>
>>156954892
Talking about esports pleb
>>
so dendi cant go to WESG tournament now?
>>
how is centaur balanced dotards?
>>
>>156954953
No he's still through as are alliance, these finals are just for pride and prizemoney at this point
>>
>>156954953

hes still going

they are playing for extra cash now iirc

>>156954942
love?

he likes him. he loved him when his ult stunned for 1 second
>>
>>156955006
how is aoe spells + fatal bonds balanced dotards?
>>
>>156954947
>2017
>admiralbulldog invited to ti as caster
>>
>>156955006
Maybe don't draft an almost entirely magic damage focused team against a hero with the highest STR gain in the game.
>>
>>156955016
Probably determines seeding in the main tournament
>>
>>156955034
by being forced to pick warlock to do it
>>
>>156955092
Yeah and seeding
>>
>>156955056

i hope they do but they probably wont

he caters to teenage edgelords. valve is too pc to let him cast
>>
>>156955129
>warlock is bad
stay trench
>>
PL buffs when
>>
>>156955136
If he's not on a team at TI it wouldn't be surprising if he got on the analyst desk or panel as a guest once or twice.
>>
hi. i'm really sad and lonely, I would like to play with someone if possible. i don't really know my mmr - I don't play ranked or anything. I'm pretty bad at the game though, so be warned. US east btw.

anyone want to play together? I'd rather not post my own steam, but I'll add the first person to respond.
>>
>35 Minute LPQ
Have I finally reached the shadowpool?
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>meme streamer bulldog playing GTA for 14k viewers (under dota 2 category)
>BTS casting tier 2 LAN for 7k viewers
>Tobi casting australian online tournament for 70 viewers

Where did it all go wrong
>>
>stomp 2 games
>the next 2 games is either you become first pick core or last pick support
>1st game picks pit bs
>carry is a 4k1 dog
>ofc we lose
>2nd game i pick the most balance dragonman
>......
>of course we lose

LET ME POS 1 2 ALREADY
>>
>>156955273

i hope he stays in the dumpster and i hope that icefrog dumpsters naga as well.

illusion carries that build diffusal are absolute ass to play against in any role and pl's escape mechanism is so fucking irritating
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>>156955406
forgot pic
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>>156955476
He's annoying, but he's also too easy to counter

He's not even close to the canceriest carries, yet he's the weakest
>>
>>156955615
i dont know about that

ive played in patches where pl was the most cancerous fucking hero alive

and i fucking remember it

hes stronger now, with his escape no longer counterable with dust or sentries. you dont want pl back. you dont know what you are asking for
>>
>>156939436
>pick support
>win early-midgame hard
>lose lategame because the core players are fucking autistic and go 1v5 without buyback constantly

>pick carry
>have zero laning phase because i get bullied out of lane by a duo cancer lane while my trilane just hides behind tower leeching exp watching me (barely) last hit for 10 minutes
>forced into jungle
>maybe recover eventually
>win/lose game depending on just how hard supports feed

>pick mid
>get dived by a essential trilane every 30 seconds with zero reaction or possibility of a lane swap
>forced into jungle and get ganked there also while supports do jack shit

it's the exact same shit. i think it's just retarded players guys xd
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>>156955391
>>
>>156956053
The real winner is epic memes and teenage edgelords
>>
>>156955365
no takers?
>>
>>156956157
We don't actually play the game here
we just watch it
>>
>>156956157
>playing on peru east
>surprised that nobody bothers to respond
>>
Has AdmiralCuckdog cone too far with the memes ?

he is currently driving truck and killing civilians in GTA V
>>
>>156956445
Just giving his audience what they want
>>
>>156956282
oh...

>>156956429
I mean, I can play elsewhere. Just stating that was my default region
>>
>>156956445
>cuckdog
i know that hes a swede but can you really call someone a cuck if they don't even have a partner? i'd call him betadog since that one thing with helenalive
>>
>>156955365
>>156956157
Never add someone from /vg/. Just find some cool dude in one of your games and add him. He will most likely be just as sad and lonely as you are and agree.
>>
>>156956652
I never play solo.. Gaming is a social activity for me, i just dont have many friends these days
>>
how do people even like gta? all the voice acting is cheesy as fuck and the "story" is literally just white trash and niggers doing nigger things

honestly it's hard to imagine anyone with a triple digit iq enjoying this trash
>>
>>156943843
How about: the second hit has 120% cleave for 300 units (range)
>>
>>156943970
Afk farming faggot could of ended early but ur a nig
>>
>>156956850
because it has fun gameplay, story is non essential for a video game to be good but good gameplay is
>>
What if troll warlords aghs makes him say "I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE WHITE" every time he uses ult?
>>
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>>156956851
My iq is 130 and GTA is a great game.
GTA IV is the best game in the series.
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>top8 teams go to the main qualifier

So basically all today's games of WESG are just for funsies and some change cash. No wonder Alliance was hiding strats.
>>
>>156956850
>edgelord hates gta
why live
>>
>>156957041
>hiding strats
lose base race when u got MEGA CREEP
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dead gamey
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>>156957041
...and by "main qualifier" I meant "main event".
>>
>>156955365
Posting this again... I can buy you a battlepass or something to play with me,

are those giftable?
>>
>>156957107

>1.1M in game

Wow that's impressive, the all time record is 1.2M during that free hats event.

We are close to breaking the all time record with no event going on at all. Amazing.
>>
>>156957034
and yet you couldn't even respond to the right post
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>esports starts
>see this
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>>156955391
Is political correctness killing the doturd?

These days i don't enjoy watching DotA one bit. Every fucking pro match is the same boring and unentertaining shit. Even the internation matches are boring as FUCK.
I remember when i started watching DotA. It was the days of NEL Season 1. Arteezy, Mason, IXshitlord and all these guys were playing DotA on a semi pro level and shittalking, all chatting, ragequitting and pausing the matches however they wanted. I stayed up till early in the morning and skipped class just so i could watch these shitshows.
REDDIT HAS RUINED everything i liked about DotA. NO PRO IS ALLOWED TO TALK in any match at all. Even typing "p" or a "?" is worth a REDDIT NIGGER FUCKING frontpage thread.
What the fuck happened to this "game"? Lefty politics? Feminism? Political Correctness? How can DotA become fun again?
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Would you lick her armpits?
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Who /UKRAINE/ here?
>>
>pick support and adjust
>lose

fuck this im gonna first pick od fuck you nerds
>>
>>156957712
>tfw no grant+xyclopz casts
>>
centaur and pudge
WTF?
>>
>>156954172
Lol why did they split? He even proposed to her wtf holy shit poor blitz
>>
based Artstyle
>>
>>156955794
>he's stronger now
Most of the meta heroes shut him down hard

He can also be countered by bfury and mjolnir harder than other illusion carries

And diffusal nerf every single patch doesn't help, and illusion damage nerfs too
>>
>>156943843
>lets make kunkka carry op
>>
What hero will we get after monkey king?
>>
>>156943843
what you do instead is make twin upgrades for echo sabre with bash and cystalis to make carry items for shit like lifestealer, kunkka nd tiny
>>
>>156958506
Rook
>>
>3 heroes can barely kill a rubick
kek
>>
>>156958506
Kel'Snippity the Demon Crab

Passive: Only capable of horizontal movement, but takes significantly reduced damage from targets that he isn't facing.

Attacks his enemy with quick and painful claw snips at melee range

Burrow: Kel'Snippity burrows underground, where he moves more slowly but is invulnerable, and slowly regenerates health for 5 seconds. Attacking while underground causes him to pop out and leap at his target. If he impacts an enemy hero, he latches on to them for 5 seconds, pinching them and dealing damage over time as well as applying a minor slow. He will follow them through blinks, jumps, flight, and other movement abilities. Allied heroes can shoot Kel'Snippity when he is latched on to their friends - if he takes 33% of his health in damage while latched, he falls to the ground, exposing his vulnerable underside.

Ultimate - Demon Vice: Grabs a hero in a terrible vice for 3 seconds. If Kel'Snippity moves, the victim is dragged with him. While in his grip, the victim is incapable of movement or escape and cannot aim beyond a 90 degree cone around their original facing when the grip was applied.
>>
>wacky draft
>clowny as fuck execution
yuros are so shiiiiiit
>>
>>156958727
>zero NA teams in the finals
UUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>
>>156958506
Kel'karkinos, the Behemoth
str: 30 + 3 (main)
agi: 20 + 1
int: 20 + 2.5
Like 7 base armor because crab

>Q - Burrowed ambush
Kel'karkinos burrows into the ground (takes 1 second) and resurfaces on the target location after 1 second (so the whole spell has a 2s delay). When unburrowing, Kel'karkinos will deal a powerful strike to the closest unit within 50 units, dealing 180/240/300/360 damage, a 2/2.25/2.5/2.75s stun and applying break for 4 seconds. Additionally it will deal 80/140/200/240 damage and a 30% slow for 4 seconds to other enemies within 375 range (The main target also receives the slow). 675/725/775/825 range

>W - Overwhelming current
Floods the target area (500 width, 600/800/1000/1200 length) with a powerful stream of water which lasts 2.25 seconds. During its effects allies free pathing and +10/14/18/22% movespeed. Enemies are pushed back 300/400/500/600 units and are slowed by 100% for 0.6 seconds after the knockback (Time it with burrowed ambush)

>E - Demon forged shell
Toggled ability. Can toggle between the 3 damage types (or none). Kel'karkinos receives 24/30/36/42% less damage from the current active damage type and reflects 15/30/45/60% of it (before reductions) to its source, but takes +25% damage from the other types

>R - Enchanted claw
Transfers a negative buff from self/ally to an enemy or transfers a positive one from an enemy to self/ally. Deals 100/150/200 pure damage to enemies
>>
someone please play with me

i will literally shower you in money
>>
>>156958891

European Quals

>no NA teams

what did he mean by this
>>
>>156958669
not bad
>>
>>156958891
>NA teams
>on yuro qualis
uhhh yuros?
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>>156959039
>>156959091
autistic or german?
>>
>>156959150

>shitpost
>get btfo
>hurr durr are you an autist?

nek yourself. autists like you give NA players a bad name
>>
>>156959150
(You) can and are allowed be both, anon
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>>156959150
>autitic or german
thats quite redundant
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>>156956741
>Gaming is a social activity for me
>I just dont have many friends these days
>>
>>156959294
Whats so bad about that?
>>
>>156959231
kys fag lmao
>>
reminder to never buy echo sabre on slark
>>
>>156959150
pretty sure autistic german is an oxymoron
>>
>picks fotm core heroes
>outfarmed by a carry centaur
uhhh yuros?
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resolution the absolute madman
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>get beaten by heart+manta+eblade carry centaur
>proceed to kick alliance's shit in with the exact same build
Lmao, looks like Ukrainians are fast memers.
>>
so is position 1 centaur a thing now
>>
is resolution the CIS Miracle?
>>
>alliance mad about the strat they first cheesed with
Get fucked lmao
>>
>>156959025
Look dude, I would, really, but its 2am and I have a thesis to be working on. Hold in there for a couple weeks and we can party up for 10 hours straight or something, k?
>>
>>156959852
They are already qualified, this game is just for entertaining idiots like you. No one is getting mad.
>>
>>156959852
SWEDES=KEK'D
>>
This is a good meme
>>
>>156959351
He doesn't know what it's like to have friends
>>
>>156944901
>blademail is bad
i want reddit to leave
>>
Replace Mikke with Limmp

>lose non stop

like pottery
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5 T H O U S A N D HP
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>hit centaur
>lose 20% HP
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so what hero could kill this centaur
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>>156958237
Lately blitz was an annoying faggot.
Deleted a video and told his viewers to kill themselves.
Starter rage permabanning people in chat because he was stomped by CLQ.

No wonder she left.
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>>156960284
lifestealer
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>>156960284
just kite him
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>>156954172
>Blitz getting in shape
no I like pudgy blitz ;_;
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>falling for the building more than one heart meme on centaur

Should have built a radiance, skadi, or even a rapier.
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>literally 1v5

nice balanced hero
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>>156960535
>implying he will get in shape
kek, thats a lot of work for an asian dotard
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2 HEARTS

LMAO
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Tome of Mythology:

Cost: 1000 gold
Use: Grants +2 stats in all attributes
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>that centaur damage
what the fuck
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>>156960540
whats it like being completely wrong?
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>>156958506
Mortar based hero
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post yfw swedecucks loses to memes
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>>156960540
the true build is 5 hearts + BoTs
know why ? they just can't kill you because they will die first
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>5k hp centaur
time to bend over for the assfucking
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>centfuckingsomething.png
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Post your biggest regret in life
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I for one welcome our new centaur overlords.

>>156960284
There are a few ways
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>>156960791
wrong about what?

two hearts on centaur war runner is shit.
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>>156961015
As we just saw yes
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haven't followed dota since ti. what are all these new rosters? any good teams yet?
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>>156958506
black king
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>>156961015
did you not just watch that game or are you just fucking retarded?
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what you guys are watching right now
post links
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>>156961048
He was playing with a pro team
They literally built the draft around him
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So will alliance continue the pattern and pick carry centaur next?
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>>156961176
bulldong
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>>156961075
Too early to really call except alliance being utter dogshit

Memeleague starting in 2 days might help make a clearer picture
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>>156961136
Pretty sure the only retard here is you.

But hey, go ahead and build two hearts in your 2k pubs.
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>farmed centaur + shadow demon
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What if 6.89 drops next week after starladder but before dreamleague?
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"if you use cheese once, youre a cuck"

what did he mean by this
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>>156961075
Nope. Dota tiers have fallen.
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>>156957841
play in 800 mmr range
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>>156961548
he said cheats but nice false flagging you fucking cuck
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>League of Memes
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>>156962035
how can lolbabs even live?
how do they not get an aneurysm from all the butthurt they have from being called something that triggers their safespace?
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>>156962035
>Suspended and fined for telling the truth
What a world we live in
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>>156962035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsMEYjr9o1M
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>>156962035
>suspended and fined
>for shit talking in a ranked game, not even official pro match
LMAO
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I tried to change my steam persona to

"The Nutshack theme but every Nutshack replaced with me being in low priority"

and it's like 3x too long :(
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>>156960960
>approx $9 per card drop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU
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>>156957841
you just answered, its reddit
>>
And so yet again...
CN > EG > EU > SEA > NA teams besides EG
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>>156962035
>fined by a private company
you must be retarded to actually pay this
also a private company fining someone by deducting it from a paycheck is downright illegal in the civilized world
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>>156962035
>to abuse a player

jesus christ they make it sound like he hit the guy

>fining players for this shit

haha oh wow

riots really hurting for money huh
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>>156962563
you think those kids know that?
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>>156962563
Technically, all League Pro Players are on contract with Riot, and all these "fines" are for "breach of contract".
>>
guys
hear me out
PA + slardar
discuss
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>>156962670
>Not Slardar+TA

enjoy your -30 armor
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>>156962670
Drink bleach honestly
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>>156962754
>TA's range vs dagger spam
mmmh
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>>156962801
outright killing heroes > harassing heroes
>>
>Midas can now be used on enemy hero's with only 5% or less hp.
>Dagon now does extra damage based on hp.
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post useless champs

ill start
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>>156957841

>tfw no fun tourneys like this anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R8jCrXfd2I
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>>156962035
Im not gonna read that wall of text, kiddo.
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>>156962920
>champs
neck yourself
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>>156962915
>bloodstone active now kills you in real life
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>>156962897
>implying dagger on its own can't one hit kill hero, without slardar ult even
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>>156962915
>Doom aghs: doom can now devour enemy heroes with <=25% hp
>Consumes 2/3/4/5% hp per second, healing doom, the hero is released if doom dies
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Post a defense on why Slark can remove dust, Shackle bane ult slardar ult jugg ult with shadow dance.


explain these things.
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>>156962661
>Literal kids signing into contracts where they can be fined thousands of dollars

As much as I don't give a shit about lolbabbys or their game that seems unbelievably predatory, how can it be allowed or tolerated??
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>>156963000
checked
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>want to see alliance vs ukraine
>Sheever
Welp, didnt want to watch it anyways.
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>>156963068
laws don't apply to startups
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>>156962920
meepo (countered by 90% of the game)
naga (alchemist is better)
sniper (do i need to explain?)
leshrac (nerfed to the ground)
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>>156962897
PA's dagger and Slardar ult actually kills people from the safe distance.
I actually had a game with Slardar and PA the other day, everyone who Slardar ulted just fucking died. Game was over in less than 30 minutes.
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>>156963110
>english cast instead of rusky one
how cucked can you be?
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>>156963110
admiralbulldog and S4 are "watching" the games
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>>156963068
What are you, some kind of commie? Riot and League is in the US, where he have FREEDOM of CHOICE. They CHOSE to enter those contracts. If they think they can get it better somewhere else, they can just MOVE, just don't expect to get any more money from RIOT's game and THEIR generosity.
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>>156963057
because those debuffs are purgable
now, kill yourself
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>>156963057
Because if he couldn't, Slark would be absolutely garbage.
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>>156963139
>Ally PA has a Maiden aura
>Somehow manages to lose lane

I checked replay and he just never daggered. He had INFINITE DAGGERS and he used them to last hit only. I don't even know, I stopped playing for a few days figured Forced 50 was lubing up its horned cock.
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>>156963313
t. slark player
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>>156962952
the real TL;DR
>Be league pro playing ranked game on Gook server
>Regularly call teammates retards and the like when they fuck up
>Even call em a gook once
>Can't play next pro game and fined $2k
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>>156962035
what he did?
called a nigger a nigger?
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>>156963138
>Meepo
>useless

Proof that gulag doesnt even play this game, just shitposts in the thread
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>>156963417
All the endless blogs about how someone ruined their game tell me I made the right choice
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>My body is a temple for which I will kill

What did she mean by this?
>>
we need to have our dotabuff rank in options so we can see all the normal shtters talking about balance.
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>>156963138
L M A O
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>>156963512
She is a jesus
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>>156963138
this threads are for people who play the game
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>S4 & Bulldog watching Alliance play
lol
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>>156963342
If Slark couldn't purge he literally couldn't fight until he had multiple full items.
He'd be a hot contender for worst character in the game.
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>>156961075
Heres the need to know
>envy made a team with 1437, aui, svg and mss
>puppey kept pld and added midone, mp and forev
>dj moved to execration with abed
>meracle came back and is playing with mineski
>mvp brought reisen and velo up and dubu, qo and febby stayed
>iceiceice made his own team with black and former scythe guys
>sccc newbee, its amazing actually
>maybe is the only one who stayed in lgd, the rest of the players are all former cdec.youth players (including the old CDEC captain, xz, and the 9k god ame) and the new squad actually looks good
>fnatic picked up jimmy but kept mushi...who knows how that will workout
>Xiao8 and friends moved to a new lgd subsquad called forever young. They're not doing well
>ehome picked up garder, which makes them scary good because garder is probably the best cdec player from the original squad
>cdec main is basically just an lgd farm again. June, demon and september are semi notable chinese pubstars and they round out the roster. Cdec.y and cdec.a look comparatively barren.
>rotk and aggressif are playing for a vg subsquad, lol
>miracle moved to liquid
>crit went to eg
>jerax and ana went to OG and they might actually be better than they were before
>moon went to dc
>moo went to complexity
>ramzes went to virtuspro, making them the only relevant cis team besides navi
>alliance is still full of swedes, limmp and chessi came in after getting kicked by complexity
>wings and escape went untouched

I cant remember anything else that actually matters. I think there are other euro teams but idc about eucucks anyways.
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>>156963512
Templar assassin is a pretty weird hero. It's not bad in pubs, it's not bad in competitive yet you dont see her that much, and she doesnt recieve buffs/nerfs.
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>>156963512
like all librarian girls shes protecting her hymen
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>>156963751
because she is countered by positioning
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>>156963686
Explain why he can purge the ultimates that go through bkb, that should be bloncked by linkens only?
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>>156963647
How naive are you?
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>>156963918
Naive is to think there are people who justs plays the game. Not saying the truth.
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>>156963839
The purpose of slark is to do a lot during the fights, if he can get stunned by those big ultimates, he'll be useless.

He's not a sven who can warcry, ult, bkb and cleave your whole team if you give him 2 seconds
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New hero idea: Kel'Snippity the Demon Crab

Scuttle: With the drawback of an increased turn rate, Kel'Snippity gains increased movement speed while violently pinching each Hero he comes across. Deals increased damage if he pinches from behind. Lasts 6 seconds.

Demon Forged Shell: PASSIVE. Whenever Kel'Snippity sustains extreme damage from either a magical or physical attack, he gains immunity from that type of damage for a brief duration.

Burrow: Kel'Snippity burrows underneath the ground, gaining HP regen but reducing movement speed by 50%. If he attacks out of Burrow, he will latch onto the enemy Hero, reducing their movement speed and dealing damage until Kel'Snippity is attacked a number of times (similar to Weaver's bugs).

Pinch: Kel'Snippity snaps at the enemy unit with his enchanted claw, dealing a moderate ammount of Pure damage and pinching a random buff from the unit. Cannot steal Auras. The Pinch effect does not work against magic immune targets.
>>
Wasn't resolution supposed to play on DC?
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>>156964059
You could say that about literally every single carry, if they get stunlocked and their team doesnt healp, they should be fucking dead, unlike slark who can just purge bkb piercing disables while purchasing bkb.
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>>156964159
>play bloodcyka
>win

ez pz
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>>156964096
WESG is a national tournament, not a team-based one. Alliance just happen to be all swedes
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>>156964281
>slark gets linkens
>blocks rupture
>shadowblades behind you
pssssh nothen personell.....fishy fishy
>>
>Actually zone the offlaner correctly as cuckport
>Not even in XP range
>CARRY IS AUTOATTACKING CREEPS AND MISSING LAST HITS IN A 1 V CREEPS SITUATION

So Valve puts these people in your matches then genuinely expects you to not just alt tab back for xp every few minutes instead of playing?
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>>156964361
Don't play cuckports
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>>156964159
Slark deals 0 damage if he can't sit and rightclick everyone for half an hour, he's not an immediate danger unlike a luna or a sven

Being slippery is slarks thing. He can't really hit buildings unless fed essence stacks, he does pretty much singletarget damage. He is indeed pretty invisible most of the fight, but that means the team has to focus down his supports.

That's one of the reasons why riki is a shitty carry and better a roamer/offlaner

>>156964357
You don't pick bloodseeker against slark to manfight him
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>mfw the account buyer hell that is 4.5k
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>>156964343
That's racist.
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>>156964472
I feel you man
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>>156964424
Never said a thing about shitseeker manfighting anyone.
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>>156964575
Well generally if he blocks rupture with linken you run away out of shame and not wait around for him to reach you
>>
Which doter has the softest yet tightest hole?
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>>156964472
>3775 mmr game
>competent players
>teamwork

>3800 mmr game
>safe farmer has auto attack on
>misses all last hits
>mid already died 5 times in the first 3 minutes
>literally a forced loss

explain this, it happened like 4-5 times
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>>156964679
And then he fucks your team while you have a useless shit hero thats only good part is rupture.
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>>156964679
>running away when slark has boosted movespeed in his silver edge
>>
If you're playing carry and you lost the games, its literally all your fault.
>>
tfw no "muscle men wrestled" gem
>>
http://npgame.gg/blog/himitsumonogatari.html

OMG OMG OGMGOGMGGOGMGM

EL PRESIDENTE EXPOSED
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>>156965218
how is it my fault that I have a guy who fed 6 kills then sold all his items and follows me around trying to take my last hits while the enemy 5 mans at 10 minutes and my team is afk in base?
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>>156965338
DELET THIS
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>>156965338

LMAO

http://npgame.gg/blog/images/puppey.mp4

LMAO

http://npgame.gg/blog/images/puppey.mp4

LMAO

EL PRESIDENTE
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>>156965358
You should have farmed better.
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>>156965338
>Oh shit I just realized, Secret bought like drones, hired a porn star, and a few models during TI.
>hired a porn star

dotards?
>>
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
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>>156965464
>156965464
>>156965464
>>156965464
HOLY FUCK PUPPEY
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>>156965464
DELUSIONAL LITTLE FAGGOTS

I RUN THIS SHIT

I OWN FUCKING DOTA

I AM DOTA
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>>156965358
>Not seeing how that's entirely your fault

Buy more Compemdiums maybe retard then matchmaking would treat you better? You think Valve runs off dreams and magic?
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>>156965338
BASED ENVY DUMPING MONSTER ON EL PRESIDENTE AND THE TURK
>>
HOW TO FIX LONE DRUID IN 6.89:

>Spirit bear no longer has an attack leash range
>Spirit bear no longer dies when lone druid dies

Aghanims for Lone Druid remade:
>Now grants lone druid the same skill bonuses as spirit bear
>Return: Teleports you to spirit bear, 5 cooldown 0 mana cost
>Entangling Claws: 20% chance to immobilize for 3 (9) seconds and 60 DPS, 5 cooldown
>Demolish: 33% bonus magic resistance and 40% bonus damage to buildings
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>>156965338
>>156965464
DELETE THIS NOW
>>
AHAHAHA

PUPPEY IS THE FUCKING EVIL VILLAIN OF DOTA2
>>
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>>156965338
>Puppey gets up from his chair and goes all up in W33ha’s face and screams “DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT? STOP BEING CANCEROUS.
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>>156965464
HOLY SHIT what is he chimping out for?
>>
>tfw Beesa has made it to MDL while Alliance and Sing failed
I can feel it lads, our boy is going to be at TI7
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>>156965464
>>156965338
CHOTTO MATTE
>>
>>156965464
CONVERT IT TO WEBM SO WE NEVER LOSE IT
>>
Puppey gets up from his chair and goes all up in W33ha’s face and screams “DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT? STOP BEING CANCEROUS.

Puppey gets up from his chair and goes all up in W33ha’s face and screams “DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT? STOP BEING CANCEROUS.

Puppey gets up from his chair and goes all up in W33ha’s face and screams “DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT? STOP BEING CANCEROUS.
>>
>>156965753
leash has to stay or else its too broken, although druid dying and removing the leash could be discussable
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>Ukraine in charge of not being as shit at this game as Russia

Fucking sad times for CIS tards. Hopefully they fuck off from EUW one day
>>
I actually feel kind of bad for EE
>>
whats this team ukraine shit? dendi quit navi?
>>
>PUPPEY SCREWED EVERYONE TO GET MORE MONEY
>IS ACTUALLY CANCEROUS SHIT STAIN RAGER

POETTERYYY

>er he sends me a transfer but I didn’t get a report till Sept 8. I found out there's a 10% Organization cut from reading the “rate” column on the spreadsheet. We were actually never informed of this. The current players of Secret also don’t know there’s a 10% cut. Here’s what Pie (who’s currently on the team) said when I told him:

AHHAHAHAH FUCKING SCREWING PLD OVER TOO RIGHT NOW AND GOREANS
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THE FIRE RISES

REMINDER WHEN BASED GULAG EXOSED HIM DURING TI6 REDDIT CENSORED ALL THE SHIT FROM HIS JEWBOOK PAGE

REMINDER THAT LE REDDIT SAID "I-IT'S PRIVATE STUFF YOU SHOULDN'T BE TALKING ABOUT IT"

REDDIT BTFO

EL PRESIDENTE BTFO

BEHIND THE SCENES MAN BTFO

SECRET BTFO

KURO DID NOTHING WRONG
>>
>>156965902
>I can send my 1400 hp bear with low movement speed, horrible animation and less dps than a single spiderling to go harass the enemy mid while I lane! XD!!!!! and then feed 300 gold when it dies :D :D :D

yeah spirit bear leash range is necessary in the same way meepo clones can't attack or cast if they get separated from meepo prime
>>
>Though unlike last time he followed up by pointing fingers at everyone and said “If you guys want to talk about who's right or who's wrong, why don’t we fight.”
>>
storm spirit is good already?
>>
Holy shit Puppey is the biggest piece of shit cancer in pro scene. Poor Kuro, he was always right
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BASED EE OUR ETERNAL GUY EXPOSING THE TURKROACH AND MR PRESIDENT
>>
>turkroaches
not even once
>>
PUPPEY IS LITERALLY FUCKING DONE HAHAHAHAHA

SO MUCH FUCKING DIRT ABOUT PUPPEY IN ENVYS BLOG ITS INSANE
>>
>>156965990
MR PRESIDENT? I'M CIA
>>
>>156966008
>you get a free morphling as a SUMMON lategame that has no cd on teleport also melts buildings AND has a semi stun to save him from any murder tries

gee that's very balanced
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EE was just an inside man sent to expose Secret and save Dota, how can you not respect this kid?
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>>156966124
yeah thats why lone druid is a top pick/ban right now because his lategame split pushing with aghanims is so broken
"ecks dee"
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>he was right all along

Get FUCKED
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How is Puppey this fucking shitty of a human being

screwing everyone over to get more money with some Turk jew
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Based fucking EE. He even apologized to Kuro for being wrong.
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NYX NYX NYX NYX NYX NYX NYX NYX...
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>they offered me 500k USD (this is an extremely high number in comparison to normal Chinese deals even) but I told them I will not cooperate unless my teammates get a deal.

EternalEnvy - shit at dota but a nice guy
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>puppey smashing his keyboard on the creen because zai and kuro are having fun

Him being touchy about people calling him russian is hilarious now
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>>156966176
Pro games usually don't go as late where druid can have core items on bear AND an aghanims

And in pubs people just suck with druid, that's why not
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I RUN THIS FUCKING PLACE YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT ME YOU PIECES OF SHIT

YOU WANT TO SEE WHO'S RIGHT? FIGHT ME
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>>156966364
He was really toxic back in DotA times, in inhouse leagues.
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>>156965464
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>While in Manila Kermal and Puppey were up to some serious shady shit. One night I left my room and saw several scantily dressed kids (must have only been about 11-12) being ushered into the room they were sharing by some guy who kermal then handed a wad of cash too. It was at that point I knew I had to get out.
jesus fucking christ
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>Secret bought like drones, hired a porn star, and a few models during TI. They also flew in two of the CSGO girls.

HOLY FUKCING SHIT

THE CSGO BITCHES THING WAS TRUE AFTERALLL


LMAO XDXDASKFNKSANKASKFSD

MY SIDES

REMINDER THE GULAG IS ALWAYS RIGHT
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>>156965464
Whats this about?
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>I actually hate talking to you.
>By the way cool stuff that you didn't have 10% with C9, What does it have to do with us?

JESUS PUPPEY IS BRUTAL.
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>Losing an argument
>YOU GUYS WANNA FIGHT?
holy shit was that webm of puppey hitting dendi was real?
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>>156965338
>He told me that he wanted to build a dynasty
He has ambitions that go beyond the presidential office of Estonia
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DELUSIONAL

TALL

FAGGOT
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>Out the back of the Secret team house we had this incinerator. Sometimes we'd see Kermal bring a young boy into the house and then that evening the furnace would be on and it would make the most dreadful stench. I don't even want to think about what he was doing.
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site not loading, please post webm of puppey chimpout
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>the delusional legacy of Poopan
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>People honestly think being a 7 foot handsome Dota millionaire worshiped as a full on deity in slavland wouldn't go to your head

Also

>you will NEVER EVER be a Dota player at TI banging pornstars

Feels really bad man jesus christ
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d e l u s i o n a l
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How does Envy always get into the middle of drama. That dude gets into some sort of drama every fucking year.
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>>156966650

Sometimes you gotta get rough with your teammates so they play better.

Dendi won't die from a punch or two.
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>Secret bought like drones, hired a porn star, and a few models during TI. They also flew in two of the CSGO girls


>>>>>esports
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BLOGBOY
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>>156966879
he plays bad so he needs to do something to keep his spot on the pro scene
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>>156966879
he is the only one reporting about it, he is the dark knight of esports
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Secret was basically money washing operation for Kemal.

Nice. Envy can't tell where he got his 'prize money' lmao
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STOP POSTING ABOUT ESPORTS REEEEEEEEEEEE

GAMEFAGS ONLY
GTFO NORMIES
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>People complain that Riots have control over most of the competitive teams in LoL and such.
>People praise Dota for their "free market" in the competitive scene.
>mfw
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So after all, puppey is an incompetent moron. Who would've thought?
>>
DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT? STOP BEING CANCEOURS
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>>156965338
tl;dr
>wEEb is butthurt about the org taking 10% protection money from winnings
>puppey has anger problems
>the turk acts like a scammer
>puppan got drunk and played element td instead of practicing
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>>156966958
THE PRESIDENT OF ESTONIA is involved in some shady shit I must say.
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>We actually lost money playing for Secret.
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DELUSIONAL LITTLE ______
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Is this the power of NA pros?
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I TOLD YOU

MY TEAM
MY PLAYERS
MY TROPHIES
MY MONEY

NOW I GOTTA BRB SOME CS:GO CHICKS NEED SOME MANAGEMENT
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>Sometimes I'd see Kemal and Puppey, both drunk, just beating the shit out of these poor migrants. Kemal would pick 5-6 in a van from I don't know where, drop them off in the Secret House gym, and they'd just beat them to death, Puppey sometimes shouting "TAKE ME BACK TO TI2, I WANT TO GO BACK" as he'd bludgeon the life from these poor souls. Myself and others on Team Secret wee given the chance but we refused, at the cost of a 15% salary cut.

My god
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>Puppey & Kemal ran a money laundering operation.

Wev lads
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>>156967069
It's like poetry. It rhymes.
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>>156967128
so this is the power of narcissism...
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>>156967128
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>>156967180
jesus christ raimi
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>arteezy actually went crawling back to this team twice

what did kemal have on him?
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>We actually lost money playing for Secret
GODDAMN YOU TURKROACH
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>>156967128
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It's really unbelievable how with the most popular, and incredibly successful, team, ppy/kemal completely failed to exploit it to make money.

Look at EG, they're drowning in sponsors, and Garfield sold the company to amazon for who knows how much money. It can't be that hard.
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>His girlfriend is the one I feel most sorry for, after every loss she'd end up with more bruises. I tried confronting him about it, but he just told me that if I stopped losing us games she wouldn't have to get hurt.
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>>156967297
Arteezy once sold cocaine to a pregnant teen. He will do anything out of ambition.
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MR PRESIDENT
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>>156967128
HOLY SHIT HE'S FINISHED ENVY JUST DESTROYED HIM
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>>156967128
I WANT TO PUNCH EL PRESIDENTE
>>
WHEN I TALK
YOU LISTEN TO ME
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Universe left Secret not becasue of Envy like everyone thought but becasue Puppey was too lazy

L M F A O
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YO KID
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>>156967128
>This is the type of environment many players on this very thread would love to be part of.
Reminder that this is the scene of E-sports.
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Can someone post the blog here, I can't go to the website
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>how come you always flame everyone, is there anyone you even like. He responded “well…. I like my Mom, my girlfriend… you.” It was a pretty gay moment but it was really memorable to me
Holy shit, I never realized how autistic el presidente was. How come he seems pretty normal in interviews?
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>Throughout the year the weirdest interactions with Matt would be whenever I ask him whether he gets paid, he’ll just be sad and ignore me.

He carried all that weight inside him... poor guy... and I'm not talking about the fat
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>>156967671
it's really fucking long
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>>156967069
He isn't incompetent, he is making bank with his money launder schemes with kemal. Probably got ukranian mafia connections from his navi days. Have you ever seen how the owner of navi looks like - a mafiosi.
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I hope some of you have saved the blog including pictures + video
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>>156967726
What are you talking about? He has always been autistic in interviews. That alpha male shit he has going on is cringey as fuck outside of 4chinz.
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>>156967671
Just scroll down retard
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tfw Kuro was always right
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LMAO look at Puppey dodging Envy's question about when will Envy get the money that's been paid to Secret

Team Secret 120% was money laundering op.
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>During Shanghai Major I showed him the video. He told me that if I ever leaked the video he’ll kick me from Secret.
wew
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>>156967726
He had pub streams where he was full salt mine / volcano flamethrower. That kinda tipped me off.
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>>156967671
Half of it is chatlog screenshots but here's the text http://pastebin.com/AMLXvmem
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WANNA FIGHT?
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Real talk guys, how the fuck do we save PLD?
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>>156967128
the president showing his dominance
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Holy shit how much do you think Puppey beats his girlfriend when he is raging this much at Envy asking money from competitions

And he got paid money by Kemal but Envy doesn't know where the money came from

lmao

Just look at these fucking chat blogs, this is insane
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>>156967943
It was puppey saying that, remember he's NOT a russian.
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YOU WILL STILL PAY FOR ALL YOUR WRONG DOINGS EL PRESIDENTE
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>Kuroky was right all along
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ee is making this shit up to fuck with puppey
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RIP EE, he will probably be found dead as he "committed suicide"
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>One time at MDL as he was flaming some people, I asked him: how come you always flame everyone, is there anyone you even like. He responded “well…. I like my Mom, my girlfriend… you.” It was a pretty gay moment but it was really memorable to me.

LMAO
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>One time I walked into Puppeys room unannounced and he had PLD naked with a pair of fake dog ears and tail on, crying and crawling around the room while Puppey berated him. "You don't want to do what I say when you play, you can do what I say all the time dog!" he would yell and whelp PLD. There was broken glass on the floor, and pies' hands and knees were bloody. I made it out of the room just as Puppey was kicking PLD into the cage in the corner of the room, but I heard him whimpering through the walls all night

El Presidente is a damn sociopath
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>>156968079
>MFW KURO WAS RIGHT BUT NEVER SAID ANYTHING

ISLAM IS TRULY THE RELIGION OF PEACE
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Can someone check on pie please I'm worried puppey is keeping him as his gimp slave
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>w33 was the first to realize that there is money missing
>this is why he got kicked

LMOAMAOMAOMAOMAOMOASMODMA

LAMOAMOAMOA
>>
I fucking hate you nignogs with some of these fake green texts.
>>
#SAVEPIE
>>
>white people
>kuroky
Not even once
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How is it possible that navi, a team with no results whatsoever and basically one popular player, manages to work properly with an entire staff and sponsors and salaries and everything, while Secret is just pure garbage?
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T U M B L I N G
U
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D O W N
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>>156968029
Romanian gypsies will rip you to shreds if you don't have the balls to fight.
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>Misery wrote his own blog regarding his situation and his thoughts: (coming soon)
NOT YET, IT'S NOT OVER YET
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>>156968353
You what? They are some of the best posts this general has seen
>>
Puppey and I were very close for the majority of the year. He was never a guy that praised anyone really, usually he would rant about everything, flaming everything. One time at MDL as he was flaming some people, I asked him: how come you always flame everyone, is there anyone you even like. He responded “well…. I like my Mom, my girlfriend… you.” It was a pretty gay moment but it was really memorable to me. After Shanghai Major, we talked and he told me that I’m the best teammate he's ever had and that he would like to play with me forever. Back then, I said the same to him.

After we lost to LGD a valve employee asked Puppey to do the loser’s interview. He responded: “Why don’t you ask the person responsible for losing us TI to do the interview (implying me).”

I wasn’t there for this, but some of my ex teammates responded “that’s not true.” Afterwards we don’t talk for a few days, even when we bump into each other sometimes at the practice room we don’t even look at each other. During these days he talked with some of my ex-teammates trying to convince them that TI was all my fault
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>>156968373
Navi isn't run by a greedy turk exploiting clueless nerds
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>>156968227
We knew this back during the President of Estonia leak.
Kuroky was always right
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>>156964773

I know your feel. Literally everyone in 3800-4000 range is an anchor to sink you.
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So Cyborgmatt is not the bad guy all along...?

Fuck you /d2g/, you told me to hate that poor guy!!
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>>156968209
ee even took a picture of pld in his cage

I hope el presidente goes to prison
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WINTER WYVERN SUCKS
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W
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V
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S
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remember to always disable help on your teammates
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>>156968538
Nah, you can still hate him if you want.
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>>156967128
>I used to be a Puppey fangay
>>
>Everyone eating EE's shit like he's Jesus or something.
This guy loves drama just as much as a teenage highschool girl, are you seriously believing everything he says?
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>>156968503
Puppey and I meet up in a venue suite, he tells me that we should stay friends. We talk a lot about the year, and he blames Artour for everything that happened to Secret.

I tell him, “I don’t really care for any of that. I just thought I was just gonna be another one of your ex-teammates that you will flame to everyone. I thought you hated me and think I was the one responsible to losing you TI”. He says “No I never blamed you for anything, who told you that?” (trying to get the rat out). Then he comes up and hugs me. That hug was probably one of the angriest moments of my life.

KEK FUCKING PUPPEY FIRST BLAMING ENVY BEHIND EVNYS BACK

THEN BLAMING ARTOUR WHEN HE TALKS WITH EE
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/d2g/ you told me to hate kuroky?
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>>156968538
nah fuck him too he's a douche
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>>156968538
He was always fat and pathetic.

Now we know he's fat, pathetic, and a beta cuck too
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>>156968503
who even wrote this

sorry, but I am so out of the loop
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>>156968373
Na'Vi was slavs on a slav team playing for slavs. People in Eastern Europe used to throw themselves at Na'Vis feet in hopes of being used as their shoes for a little bit, that's how dedicated the fans were.

Secret it seems is just a money laundering operation, staying in business as long as possible by the sheer reach Puppey has in the Dota world.
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>>156968607
>it's a "winter wyvern doesn't even understand how his ult works" game
>>
Puppey is one of the most accomplished players in the scene. I will not take anything away from that. I am not gonna dismiss his skills or whatever, I only want to talk of his personality. It’s true that he is a charismatic person with high confidence, but now I believe that he builds his confidence by looking down on everyone else.

Throughout the year he has always been lazy. At first I thought that he was just burnt out after losing TI5 and I accepted all that but eventually I realized it’s just how he is. All the way till the TI bootcamp in late mid June, he almost never plays any pubs. He played like on average less than 5 pubs per month. This only changed when TI was approaching and one time where he played 10 Earth spirit games after MDL. He would always claim that he was busy from Secret and other responsibilities. But even during our bootcamps or the tournament itself, he would only be playing custom games. Now if he doesn’t need to play any pubs then that’s all fine, the problem is that our captain would generally not show up to the practice room at all. This happened at every major except Shanghai Major. For Frankfurt Major he probably played 20 hours of Legion TD, and that’s a lot considering he rarely came to the practice room. Against Vici Gaming, our match was scheduled to start at 6 PM only for him to show up at 5 PM. Everyone was like “Where’s Puppey?” There was a break day between the VG Series and the EG Series, so Puppey decided to get drunk and sleep at 6 AM. The following day, he didn’t show up to the venue at all.
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>>156968373
they have results in other games (cs:go, hs, world of tanks...)
they sell tons of merch
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>>156968538
Holy fuck. Poor guy
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>>156968503
>After we lost to LGD a valve employee asked Puppey to do the loser’s interview. He responded: “Why don’t you ask the person responsible for losing us TI to do the interview (implying me).”
>After we lost to LGD a valve employee asked Puppey to do the loser’s interview. He responded: “Why don’t you ask the person responsible for losing us TI to do the interview (implying me).”
jesus that's savage lmfao
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>>156968592
11/10 anon
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Enter Manila Major, we decided to all be at the practice room by 10 am everyday. That night he stayed up and drank with PGG and had a hung over the next day. He doesn’t show up for our scrim against Newbee at around 3 pm and we had to use our coach Theeban as a standin (2404412433 match ID too bad it’s not available).

BASED PUPPEY

DRINGKING WITH FUCKING PGG
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>>156968719
>it's a your-invoker-throws-everything-at-the-cursed-target-every-teamfight game
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>>156968719
>team fight
>lose a man early, time to disengage
>get a five man Curse
>perfect for buying time to escape
>team turns and hits the enemy with everything
>get wiped right after
What did they mean by this?
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>>156968592
WHY IS HE STILL THERE WITH HIM?
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>Im beginning to think that the Puppey's FB hack was really not hacked at all. And that "Shut up you 2k pinoy monkey" was that he was drunked at that time.

HAHAHAHAAHAHHAFAfafhralb
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>>156968719
>its a "legion jungle feeds and keeps trying to solo duel the enemy carry" game
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>>156968538
this fat fuck isn't getting paid
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>>156968795
And that was behidn EE's back

To EE, he told it was all RTZ's fault

lmfoa

fucking snake
>>
>be president
>get fucked over worse than trump did
kek
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>>156968538
I've only ever called him a fat sycophant and that's what he is.
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I wonder which pornstar ppy fucked
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HOLY FUCK PUPPEY IS FUCKING CANCEROUS.
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>>156969023
Rocco
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>>156969023
ron jeremy
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Puppey sounds like a narcissistic person and Envy sounds like a person that's been abused by one.

I know becaue I was abused by narcissistic person
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>>156968867
fucking swedes man

stockholm syndrome
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>>156968930
>it's a "Legion refuses to buy a blink dagger" episode
FUCK
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>I almost managed to spend time with Pie at the Secret house. Other than when we were scrimming Puppey kept him locked in his room. At night you could often hear him screaming in pain and he'd always turn up to practice dazed and with a hollow look in his eyes. I tried to convince him to leave with me but he wouldn't listen, just repeating 'He'd never let me go' over and over.
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>>156969023
Hope it's not my JAVfu
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>>156969087
show me on the replicate where he touched you
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>At the practice room he was still playing only Elemental TD but at least he was there so morale wasn’t lost.

lmfao

Somehow this post has actually increased my estimation of puppey. He literally never plays dota and still manages to get to two major finals, win nanyang and MLG, etc.

Just imagine how much talent he has.
>>
don't generally like sheever that much but she synergises well with misery. she's slightly higher energy and gets a little bit more out of him, and he's to the point keeping her as professional as possible
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>>156969120
>its a legion rushes aghs after blink episode
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>KUROKY WAS RIGHT
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So why PLD still don't leave Secret tough?
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>>156969023
Triple anal LegalPorno style with Rocco, Nacho and Ron Jeremy
>>
Helena Live is performance art
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Lol, EG, OG and Secret pulled out of memeleague to go to the Summit 6

http://beyondthesummit.tv/ts6/
>>
Fast forward to TI, at this point I’m really disappointed in Puppey, and I’m not the only one. I tried my best to bottle it up though. But I fucked up one of the scrim days. Puppey has been being passive aggressive for a few days now, and Pieliedie was having a rough game and was being annoying. I told Pie to shut the fuck up. For the rest of the scrim even though me and Pie were sitting next to each other and understood that we’re still boys, Puppey just kept being passive aggressive to me. After the game me and Pie apologize to each other right away and we’re actually completely fine with each other. I played with Pie longer than any player in my life. Puppey who didn’t hear the apology continues to rant about me. I told him to fuck off and he says if I got a problem with him I should go fuck myself.

20 minutes later, I walk to the player dinner with him alone. We’ve been playing for almost an entire year and this is the first time I’ve shown him backlash. Still you could tell he tried his best to show disinterest in what I have to say. He eventually just goes into a rant where he tells me how he follows the team rules more closely than anyone (which he doesn’t), how he talks to everyone in an authoritative tone to discipline, and that he has no real problems, and that all his problems are minor and there’s no point discussing them. One of our rules was to stay as 5 throughout TI, during that player dinner he goes off with with Matt alone, and the rest of the team eats dinner and goes back to the practice room themselves without him. We never talked about that argument ever again.

>Puppey literally think shimself above others, flawless
wev lads

socipath/narcissistic person detected
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Universe just confirmed on his stream that EE is right about Puppey being super lazy.

Its one of the main reason Universe went back to EG
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>>156968538
>they had to stream to pay his salary because puppey refused to pay him
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>>156969232
I did this once it went awful. my idea was eradicating an invoker from fights. it sounds reasonable for like a po3 LC to me but it was just awful
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>>156969225
>imagine how talented his teams are to carry him there
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"if puppey doesnt do the Russian team would you play with him? maybe we grab miracle"

Quick, post 4 russians or ukrainians who puppey asked to play for secret and rejected. Dondi?
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Puppey usually handles himself very well, he’s a very confident person. I’m not sure if it’s because he’s been in the scene for a long time or whatever. It’s probably from a combination of things. Regardless, I am not claiming that him being confident means he's egotistical, I am trying to separate the two.

What I mean by him being egotistical is that he always flames everyone. Whether it being SirActionSlacks is a dumb clown, and that the people who like him are retards (I like Slacks XD, I retard). Or flaming every single ex-teammate he’s ever had except Zai (probably because Zai doesn't argue back). I don’t even know how he brings up these people from time to time, he just flames everyone. It’s extremely rare that he praises people, always spinning reality in a way that takes away the praise. For example when OG won Frankfurt Major and we were talking in regards about N0tail, he said: some people deserve to win, and others are pulled up by them. Generally when he praises people, he’s always trying to convince you of something, it always has to come back to him. Like he’ll praise Universe/RTZ before they join, then flame them once they leave.


Puppey confirmed for /gulag/'s nolan hater

Hello Puppey!
Kill yourself !
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>>156969325
>Universe left because of Puppey.
I think this shows how toxic Puppey is when someone chilled like Universe leaves because of him.
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>>156969251
ppy has broken his mind

he owns him now
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>>156969284
>taking everything this autistic weeb says for 100% truth

damn d2g was even more stupid than I thought
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>>156969363
Its a pretty shit aghs upgrade unless youre really fucking farmed/fed with duels.
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>>156969238
he's always right desu. puppey seems like 90% faggot
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>>156969268
they're only losing a couple hours flying from California to Massachusetts
makes sense
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What mattered though was that he would never admit that he is wrong. There always has to be an excuse one way or another (go back and read the logs). After Manila Major, he told me that I shouldn’t question why he’s late or doesn’t show up, that I should be instead believing in him, that whatever he’s doing is important and for the team. Generally things stay pretty chill, since Puppey doesn’t really get heated too fast, and before you argue with him too strongly, you just go: I give up what’s the point. Sometimes though things do get heated.

Every time things get heated and you argue with him. He will ask you a common question: You wanna see who’s right or wrong? Fight me. During MDL S2, where we have been having bad results for some time, W33ha and Puppey got into an argument. Puppey gets up from his chair and goes all up in W33ha’s face and screams “DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT? STOP BEING CANCEROUS.” Everyone just stayed silent after. He was always bullying W33ha throughout the entirety of Secret.
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What a time to be alive
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>>156969363
I think it may be a good idea if your team can really back you up
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>>156969268
>Literally just giving the qualifers away to liquid
Jesus christ those other teams don't stand a chance. RIP my dreams of FDL/AF at the summit again
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>>156969251
Can we please rescue pie from exploitation
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>other esports think they can compete with our Drama
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During the Manila Major bootcamp (once again we had bad results in tournaments recently) we lost a scrim and Puppey and RTZ were arguing over some bad plays. I entered the argument because I believed that the picks were more important to talk about. Puppey disagrees and we get a bit heated. Before long Puppey slams the table and his keyboard’s keys fly everywhere. Once again everyone just stayed silent. Though unlike last time he followed up by pointing fingers at everyone and said “If you guys want to talk about who's right or who's wrong, why don’t we fight.”

To be honest I didn’t really look too much into it when both these occasions happened. Back then I kinda just believed in Puppey no matter what so it didn’t really affect me. The first time he did it to W33ha I got scared of what’s to come. But when he did it to me and RTZ, I kinda just accepted it and thought: well if he's this angry I probably fucked up.

Well now I think differently.
>insert puppey.mp4

For this video Puppey told me he was playing a shitty pub. Kuroky and Zai were playing some custom game and were having “way too much fun.” Puppey got mad and threw his headset at the monitor. The monitor did break by the way, so Secret had to pay for a new one. When I asked him about the incident, he said he was just putting down his headset angrily, and that the monitor was defective and that’s why it broke. He didn’t know at the time I had the video though. This was right before Shanghai Major. During Shanghai Major I showed him the video. He told me that if I ever leaked the video he’ll kick me from Secret. Well, I’m not part of Secret anymore. I promised him back then that I wouldn’t show anyone this video except the team. I break that promise today, hopefully it’ll be the last promise I break.
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>>156969660
whos that qt m8
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>>156969481
I hope he someday gets into a fight where he gets his ass handed to him.
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>>156968607
GET
FUCKING
GOOD
FAGGOT

WINTER WYVERN IS A CARRY
NOT
A
SUPPORT
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>>156969718
PUPPEY VS FLY WHEN??
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>>156969718
How?
He's like a foot taller than anyone in the Dota scene
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Just woke up.

Redpill me on secret.
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>>156969769
All the guys he own money come to gang up on him
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This has been a fucking long ass blog. I was originally going to post it in parts, but that ain’t me. I hope people actually read the whole thing.

Anyway, Secret still owes me $29333 for the 10% Prize cuts, though I don’t expect that money back. Nor the 21K from the salary they promised. Hopefully they will pay me for the rest of the tournaments when they pay out (Epicenter already paid though, even though Secret claims they haven’t). I know a lot of players/coaches haven’t gotten paid yet. Please make sure you get paid! Oh there’s also that 1080 video card promised half a year ago.

Oh shit I just realized, Secret bought like drones, hired a porn star, and a few models during TI. They also flew in two of the CSGO girls. Doing all this is fine, but the lessons from this year told me that it probably indirectly comes from the players’ pockets.

Secret has taken a cut of approximately 340K USD (assuming they paid everyone which they did not, and EGB/Meta don’t account for any $). Anyway I’m sure that amount covered for all the expenses throughout the year. Hell, if the SEAcret boys were offered a salary, that’s where it comes from. Players like W33/Misery together gave Secret approx $56000 from prize cuts without gaining a single salary the entire year. I have given them $29333, and gained 24K in salary, for a total of -5K for the year. We actually lost money playing for Secret.

It has been a long year, probably my most successful and memorable DotA 2 year. Although the last half of the year has been pretty brutal, I won’t forget it and I will learn from it.

I’m sure people are going to talk about verbal agreements a lot and that I’m stupid for not signing a contract. Well maybe so. Regardless I’m going to run my own org this year and ask my team to be stupid and believe in me. The Secret that was meant to be, hopefully I will be able to bring it to reality.
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>We're gonna make an organization that doesn't fuck over the players.
>Puppey creates one of the shadiest orgs with a greasy turk.
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>>156969251
Nowhere else to go I guess. Secret still gets into tournaments while envys np fights for scraps.
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>As I still needed a legit place to play at I set up a deal with HUOMAOTV to let me play at their office and pay for my hotel in exchange for me streaming for them.

>I got massive viewers during this time because the Chinese fans love watching chinese players flame me and me smiling and not knowing what the hell they are talking about.

EE knew people are making fun of him, but he still keep playing and chasing his dream while various people spit on him.
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>>156969769
>be a foot taller
>can still get gabbed in the jaw and fall like a sack of russian potatoes he is
???
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>>156969252
>>156969085
>>156969080
>mfw I googled those names
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>>156969820
That money is long gone dude. Team Secret looks like money laundering operation by Kemal and Puppey. Sudden 10% cuts, nothing in paper, all in chats etc.

>>156969850
>ONE OF THE
No you dumb nolanposter, he created THE ULTIMATE SCAM OPERATION, a literal money laundering operation. Fucking KEMAL CANT TELL ENVY WHERE THE MONEY ENVY GOT CAME FROM

L
M
A
O
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GUYS

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

RTZ DID NOTHING WRONG CONFIRMED
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eternal envy was a mistake

i hope puppey punch that chingchong fat ass
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>>156969251
NTRed to full obedience
poor pld, he already had look of the man who seen some serious shit before he joined secret
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>>156969916
pure little boy
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posting this again now that its a bit later in the afternoon... hopefully it doesn't get buried in the drama.

hi. i'm really sad and lonely, I would like to play with someone if possible. i don't really know my mmr - I don't play ranked or anything. I'm pretty bad at the game though, so be warned. US east btw.

anyone want to play together? I'd rather not post my own steam, but I'll add the first person to respond.
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>>156969984
There's always someone
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wtf i love ee now
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>>156969954
He's been through a lot
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what are you gonna do about it, aliwi?

you wanna fight me?
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>>156969954
>RTZ was our boy all along.
based desu.
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how come nobody is talking about EE?

how would anybody ever want to be in a team with him? He posted tons of managing stuff that was never meant for the public and broke promises he made to his team mates, literally leaking a video from the team house. I'm no lawyer, but he could probably get sued for all that shit.
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EL PRESIDENTE IS A FRAUD, I WILL STAR AN ANIME REVOLUTION AND BRING HIS FASCIST REIGN TO AN END
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>try my best to get hyped about this video game e"""sports""" drama
>really can't just give a single shit anymore

soon i will find grey hair on my pillow, I'm sure
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>>156969251
a pure person like him is the fastest one to be corrupted

hes probably scamming immigrants in Sweden right now
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>>156968748
>world of tanks...
Lost here
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>>156969735
>3/4 support skills.
>carry
That's like saying that lifestealer is a support because his e heals your allies.
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>>156970053
he has his own team with people that he wants to play with

which is clearly all he cares about after the shitshow that is secret
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>>156970053
Posting this stuff was essential to all the pro dota players that haven't been part of Secret or currently are since Team Secret is a scam operation though.

He did public service
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>>156969954

If you are not redditor you never doubt /our boy/
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>>156970053
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN ENVYS FAULT!

WE MUST BE PROFESSIONAL ESPORT ORGANIZATION THAT FUCKS OVERP LAYERS

GOOD GOY
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Anyone has tl;dr.
Im confused as fuck.
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>>156970053
hes just a really bad player, but people will keep praising him now because hes showing his emotions online
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>>156970053
yeah and snowden is a traitor and should be killed right?
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>>156970208
kuroky was right
puppy is a massive faggot
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>>156970053
Do you know what a whistleblower is?
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>>156970157
yeah but how long will that team exist? they can't even win a qualifier with shit tier NA teams lmao
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>>156970208
Team Secret was a scam operation to launder Kemal's money and way for Puppey to cheat out players out of their money.

This is not even exaggaration in any way.
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>>156970208
>EE is autistic
>Anime losers take his side for no reasob
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>>156970208
see
>>156969238
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>>156970053
wtf I hate EE now
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>>156970208
>puppey beat up dendi, w33, rtz and other pro-players
>ee decided to denounce it after puppey beat him
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>>156970134
>riki has 4/4 carry skills
>is a support

>warlock has 4/4 support skills
>is a carry

????
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>>156970053
puppey please

sckamal please
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El Presidente will make a list of all of you and will have you deported to the gulags once they are ready.
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>>156970013
>blogging during D R A M A hour
off yourself!
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>EE has no tournaments coming up
>All the time in the world to fake these messages
The only thing here that's solid evidence is the video of Puppey raging but come on, who doesn't get mad at dota every once in a while?
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>>156969238
the fuck is wrong with this autistic manchild
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>>156970346
>cloud smoke
>carry skill
>golem
>support skill
kk brah
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doesn't want sponsors for gaming peripherals "because it’s not cool", but betting sites are totally ok. top lel puppan
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>>156970259
you mean those guys that get a prison sentence or have to live the rest of their life in exile? RIP EE
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>>156970434
Yes
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https://my.mixtape.moe/qhomwu.mp4
PUPPEY VIDEO (WITH SOUND)

https://my.mixtape.moe/qhomwu.mp4
PUPPEY VIDEO (WITH SOUND)

https://my.mixtape.moe/qhomwu.mp4
PUPPEY VIDEO (WITH SOUND)
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>>156970468
>>156970468
>>156970468

Migrate when ready friends

>>156970468
>>156970468
>>156970468
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>>156970208
Secret is meant to be an org "for the players"
They never mentioned taking a 10% prizewin cut but did it
Kemal the Turk and Puppey talked big about paying salaries but never did
Money isn't being paid out from ages ago and Secret won't say where it is
Secret spends big and takes it out of money that should be going to the players
Puppey is a sociopath that talks mad shit about everyone and asks people to fight him if he gets angry. He is also lazy and never practises preferring to drink instead
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>>156968538
I actually feel bad for the lad.
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>>156970389
>off yourself!

thats what I'm trying to avoid doing. I just want someone to play with.
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>>156970427
>aoe stun to set up allies

yeah and huskar is a support because he has a long duration slow to let his allies beat on people while he heals them with inner vitality lmao
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>>156969760
I really wish so, Fly knows jewish kung fu he could kill his fucking ass
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EE better avoid Puppey now
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>>156970208
-Secret took a 10% pay cut from players, unbenounced to them. Players were told there was a 0% cut from winnings, but 10% was secretly taken. Only pup knew about it and agreed to it.
-There was no player salary.
-Secret took 50% of money received from Panda TV. However, the Panda TV deal fell apart because Puppey did not fulfil his streaming obligations. Panda TV apparently offered EE 500K USD to stream. But he wouldn't take the deal unless other team mates also got that deal. The deal was later changed to 1 million USD + 250k from donations.
-The money taken from players was supposedly to pay for the manager. So Matt was paid 200k from his work.
-Other sponsors did not pay anything to players. Instead Kermal claims sponsor money paid for expenses.
-Salary was supposed to be 12-15k USD a month.
-Puppey is apparently a jackass and very lazy. Does not try to play. Universe left Secret because Puppey was so lazy. QUOTE: "This is the first point where I actually really start disliking Puppey. Eventually the lies get to you. I don’t mind him having a tyrant on the team if he at least does what he promises to do. But when he's so lazy and lies about everything only for him to spew lines like “When I talk, you listen to me.” is actually so disgusting."
-Puppey got physical with W33ha and bullied him through his career in secret.
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>>156970587
>impling either team will manage to qualify for LANS
Honestly don't even know why they invited Secret to the summit, this roster has zero fucking results
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>>156970587
can't wait for the awkward tournament ecounters
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>>156967632
nothin personnel
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>>156949750
>Veil: stacks fully with other veils
Plz no, i don't want to fght team Zeus/Pugna/Skywrath
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>>156970208
"One thing that really stood out to me is Pie RTZ and I were talking about how handsome Universe is, Puppey got furious and started yelling about how he was much better looking than Universe, and threw his headphones. We all just kind of went quiet and stopped talking about how Universe's good looks."
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>YO KID

AHAHAHAHAHA PUPPEY DUDE JESUS CHRIST
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>Manlet RTZ've actually got ball to fight back
I swear w33ha and EE are bunch of pussy
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>>156970208
>puppey is good at making money, the fat turk too
>envy is a whiny autist who signs contracts he doesnt like
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>>156969663
>“If you guys want to talk about who's right or who's wrong, why don’t we fight.”
the guy is either brain damage or raised by ex-spetsnaz
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>>156970410
Puppey dicksuckers everyone.
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I wanna read the chinese netizen reactions, they always come up with the best comments.
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>>156969087
This, almost every conversation started by a narcissist will turn to them blaming you for something or starting a pointless argument.
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puppey saying "trust me", "you know me", "i need to figure shit out", puppey and kemal always paying for dinner, etc. classic scammer bullshit lmfao.
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>>156969238
RTZ WAS LEFT
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puppey's laziness fucked up a 1.25 million streaming deal. this dude...
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>>156970013
I'm not interested in playing because I don't have time for games anymore, but good luck.

>>156970389
That's definitely not the thing to type when you read "I'm sad and lonely".
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>>156972424

>get paid 1.25M by chinks to stream yourself playing vidya
>too lazy to do it

wew lads
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>>156970587
do not forget ar1se
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