/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PirwrPqnmrI

>>156936103
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>>156934738
>no one makes new general for hours
I've already uninstalled this ded game, later scrubs

dead ass fuckin game nobody gives a fuck about anyone LOL
No aim down sites, what meme shit. Switch to a relevant game like LoL or WoW, you can dump this trash, valve barely puts any effort into it besides adding skins other players make.

>>156938047
What if I don't like fantasy setting

>>156938465
Play CoD, has more then one relevant game mode, isn't slow as fuck, actually lets you aim down sights for real accuracy.

>>156938874
But it has like ~6k daily players on average, compared to CS it's deader than dead

>>156939251
GTA 5 then, assuming we're talking about steam games.

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twitch tv/iesf_tv

ence v. tyloo starting

come watch this trainwreck of a stream

>>156939757
I use a mac

I REALLY dislike this dumb "Country vs. Country" shit. It was shit in 1.6, it's shit now, just stop it.

Hey /csgog/
Do you think Subroza is cheating?

>>156940468
ye

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>>156939853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20tB2QfWS8Y

same stream without interlacing (webm)

>calling a headshot a dink

uhh I hate these dumb commentators

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Can someone help me find my true DPI. I think I am checking corners too slow. Explain what is eDPI or what the rest means. I use 450 and in-game sensitivity 0.65.

>>156941076
edpi is dpi*sens

>300 edpi
jesus fucking christ how many times do you have to lift your mouse to look behind you?

>>156941201
>edpi is dpi*sens
Ok, what do I do with that info then? Sorry I'm in retard mode right now.

>jesus fucking christ how many times do you have to lift your mouse to look behind you?
A lot. I swipe that shit real fast. I've made it to badge if that means anything.

>>156941076
800 edpi is about average. Yours is really low. I don't think it wouls hurt to increase ir a bit.

>>156941439
By how much? I was thinking of moving to 800dpi, what should it be in-game?

>>156941540
http://www.notalent.org/sensitivity/sensitivity.htm

What do you guys think is the minimum fps needed to play and not affect your skill at all? Im getting 80-90 fps and feel like its affecting my aim.

>>156943594
It's not, you're just shit

>>156943594
300, thats my avg and its just fine

>commentator unironically supporting 16k in 3round overtime

dead

Why is are the casters some balding manlet with a boring voice and another guy who genuinely looks 14

>>156945220
Because theres 3 "world nationality tournaments" going on and no one wants to cast any of them if they're skilled

>>156945343
But HenryG and Sadokist are there

>>156945458
Dont they like live next door tho

>>156946016
in kiev?

>>156946138
I thought they were at Belgrade one not the Starladder one

>>156946478
they casted godsent dig yesterday

this game is so fucking dead holy shit

Please someone let him know that putting his headset lower on his forehead doesnt fix his hairline, he just looks bad

>wake up
>still shit

it hurts tbqh

>>156949135
>wake up
>still live

no

is there a way to spray without confirming mouse1?

>>156952403
rebind fire to w

>>156952403
again in english, please

honestly though, who thought that the new sounds were a good idea?

Who /640x480/ here?

>>15695383
Yet again 1.6 proves to be the superior game, the sounds are great in that

>>156954204
.228 compact makes me moist

Do you wear csgo apparel familia

>>156956093
Nah only source kiddie nerds do dumb shit like that

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>>156956093
yeah. pic related is me.

>>156956385
uuuuh

>EU ESEA is only me and 9 turkroaches

I wish I was American.

>>156956653
>I wish I was American.
you really don't

>>156956685
I really do. Better living conditions, everyone speaks the same language, easier to get pussy, huge country with a lot of different people, so easier to be successful in a niche business, get paid a lot of money to be bad at CS.

>>156956860
If you're living in the third world right now it would probably be an improvement, but the idealized fantasy america you are describing doesn't exist.

>>156956912
Yeah Im a third worlder. Americans come here on holiday and laugh at how poor we are, and even a minimum wage American can be upper middle class here.

dat last round
tricked

>>156957029
you're probably still getting cheaper healthcare and insurance lmao

>>156957114
True but doctors here are incompetent. Constanly lying to people about their condition and the medicine they need to get more money, diagnosing shit wrong all the time. And working more hours for less money also fucks with your health. Only good side is we dont have niggers.

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>>156957270
joke 2 ez

Do redditors still love C9 because of n0thing and Shroud?

I'm just wondering what makes someone become a fan of a team who had been doing terribly for the first 5+ months of 2016, and only started to get back to their previous top-of-tier-2-level in the past couple months.

Don't people care about seeing a team do well? Why is tier 2 good enough for them?

>>156957663
Muh merican dream and fighting spirit. C9 has been consistntly the certified reddit team in every single esport they touch.

>>156957783
>Muh merican dream and fighting spirit.
Redditors should look at Liquid. They lost their European carry and Brazilian IGL and still played well against Navi who went on to win ESL NY. Elige is shaping up to be a good player considering his performances at ESL Col and NY. How many aces has wojak gotten now against good Euro teams? 3? 4?

Sean Gares and Hiko both quit C9 in part because they thought their teammates were getting lazy/complacent (both on record have said this). Skadoodle doesn't seem to give a shit. Shroud doesn't seem to give a shit. n0thing is n0thing. Stewie2k and autimatic are probably the most driven players on that team, and they're the newest members.

Also they're chinks.

wow olofmeister is pure shit

>>156958245
no u

I have a couple of steam buddies who play cs_office and cs_italy only. What is wrong with them?

Are ranks from cs and de maps even comparable?

>>156961473
>haha why the fuck are people playing what they like instead of playing official pro player approved pool of maps xDDD dude ranks and skins lmao

kill yourself neo-cs millennial cuck

>>156961473
i only play dust2 fight me

>>156961690
this is why dust 1, the best map in the pool, is never played. muh e-sports.

alta pecheada

NiP, please disband.

post discord link my dudes

>Argentina
>white

>>156969169
https://discord.gg/jEd2rrX

I'm that friendly guy who never uses a microphone in matchmaking and always types callouts in chat

I really want to use a microphone but I've got social anxiety and my family would make fun of me all the time because I talk in another language and I don't have my own room
Also my microphone is a shitty webcam and you can hear the entire environment

What do you guys think, I'm autistic that way

>>156976126
sensible. remember to use voice_enable 0 as well, so you don't have to listen to russians with the same mic-setup as you have.

>>156976516
I usually just mute the annoying or useless ones because there's always someone that gives info

>>156976126
saying one word isn't that hard desu

That play from Straka ...

>come back after a year because I was on a boat for work
>heard about rank adjustment so I expected to drop from LEM to around MG level
>drop 40 bomb
>get calibrated to Silver 3

>>156976126
Doing callouts when you're with other people is quite awkard, I know.
I don't really blame people not using voice chat when they play decent.

>>156980615
Same happened to me brah, took a while to get back. It was bullshit.

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why are moe's streams no fun any more, boys?

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hey whats up guys u all know me - its me noteventhrice the famous king of csgo and founder of memeware.net and creator of the famous site CSGOani.me

im here to show off this funny epic new webm on csgoanime check it out fellow gamers: http://csgoani.me/vwrhxlp

Are Optic our guys?

>>156990959
yeah
soon they'll be the worlds guys though and we will have to drop them

>tfw our girls were probably fucked and bullied by fat turk and batshit insane slav

>>156989382
who

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>>156992008
me, noteventhrice, the famous creator of CSGOani.me the site you all love to use for epic and funny csgo memes HaHa

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OMG GUISE! I am so weirded out like YAAAS ! :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeHr8TDTf_Q

Is there a reason why playing cs doesnt hype me or make me happy anymore?
I have around 1600 hours and a few months ago I remember how happy I was to do well in mm and such but now even though I can play much better getting rounds or ranking up doesnt make me feel anything

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>>156992847
He should have ended it with a refund request.

>>156991949
Are Esties slav, nords, or something far worse than both?

>>156993030
yes, because the game is shallow boring garbage

Hype
https://twitter.com/lurppis_/status/785246426666266624

i think what little anxiety i used to have before is growing more and more lately and it is affecting how i play csgo very badly. i am so shaky and nervous and panicky all the time at over 2k hours.
i should kill myself.

>>157002794
Need a good lick kiss before you go out~?

>>157002794
That's why I don't play csgo or any other online game anymore. I wish there was some kind of anonymity implemented in competitive games so nobody knows anyone's name until the match ends.

>>157003137
only if you let me kiss your tummy

>>157003547
*closes my eyes and blushes and lifts up my shirt*

>>157003705
tummi kissu~

>>157003705
>>157003950
keep that shit on discord

>>157003950
Your lips feel warm against my tummy~

>>156992847
>I'm pretty good at shooters
>wtf you use a scope in this game

Wow the pinnacle of comedy
PINNACLE

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>Haven't played CSGO in months
>Play 3 games, don't kick anyone
>4th game we have an afk and teammates tell me to kick him
>Then they kick me
>"You have a competitive cooldown for kicking too many players"
What, 1 guy? What exactly is going on.

when did sprays become a thing again?

>>157011642
Last week

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>go for a battle scarred ST redline or bust trade up contract
>get a ST well worn somehow

>>157016097
It's all gradated chance related to wear

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>>157016185
I made a 15 bucks profit for barely no investment at all, I'm happy

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>>157016546
gj anon, livin on the edge

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>trying to play some csgo
>being very friendly and helping my team
>suddenly a normie in our team starts talking shit when we lose once even tho we are doing good
>i stay calm and tell him to calm down and stop being a bitch
>his profile pic is of him in a festival and he looks like a massive douchebag
>keep playing, even drop him a weapon because i dont let my emotions control my playstyle and i know that i need him to win
>he still trolls and constant trolling results in us losing the game
>tell him i will find his dog and smash its head with a hammer
>tells me to go ahead and gives me his full name and facebook
>find a photo of him, photoshop cocks and cum on his face
>send that photo to his mother, sister, close friends and him

pssht nothing personnel kid.

>>157019467
Prove it fag
Show us the shop

>>157019467
>i dont let my emotions control my playstyle
>tell him i will find his dog and smash its head with a hammer

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>>157019597
>>157020370

our twink is streaming
https://www.twitch
.tv/mixwell

>>157020943
When you said you sent it to all those people I assumed that you meant you photoshopped his face onto a gay man sucking cocks, not this lame shit.
You've disapointed me anon

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Post your best m0ements

>>157027985
that time his fiance broke up with him

>>157020943
Wow you really showed him.

>Karrigan, the only person who could consistently beat True Fnatic, is out
>Pronax now owns an org
>after the major will create his swedish master team out of the ashes
Where were you when you realized pronax was playing 5d chess with the entire CS scene by killing the only team that could defeat him by hiding his power level?

>>157035657
>>Karrigan, the only person who could consistently beat True Fnatic, is out
what? not on hltv fag

>>156953836
They are.

They make me want to play Insurgency instead.

>>156954184
Nobody, holy shit buy a new monitor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx2TfU0114Y

>>157035748
reddit's news guy tweeted about it, karrigan tweeted "bye" and device was shitting on the team.
https://twitter.com/NWDeKay/status/784835450808610816
https://twitter.com/karriganCSGO/status/784717498868441088
https://twitter.com/dev1ce/status/784708981549854720

Hey /csgog/, picked up your game, calibrated to mg1

My ranked games go like this
>enemy team has sniper, we lose
>enemy team doesn't have a sniper, we win

How do I deal with the fucking awp? Feel clueless and sad to be honest

>>157039670
Learn to awp yourself. It's really not hard when you get used to it, just point and click.

>>157039670
>throw a pop flash
>kill them

also use an awp yourself as long as your team doesn't already have too many

but literally just flash and smoke them out, thats what nades are for

also get some cheats so you can be like the pros/that cheater that's in every one of your mm games

>>156980615
I played today after like 5 months. Dropped a 50 and got silver 2.
Literally how?

dead game
dead general

Maybe this will wake you fossils up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB6-Nm6jlLI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ypXmS8BLqg

Sweden servers offline

reeeeeee

What's the most anime spray right now?

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>>157042178
Probably just their shitty "BALANCE"
They haven't released a good patch in a year.

>>157055851
couldnt be the two anime sprays

the game still has 600,000 daily players, is it really dead? im looking at peak stats and its lost maybe like 3-400k from its peak popularity

I fucking bailed a year ago but is it really tanking now?

>Tip is streaming
I am ready for the autism

>>156980702

I mean you're doing call outs not strats
Call outs take like a second or less
"1 b" "flashes a" etc

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literally our guy

>You will never frot with Rabbit

Given play time I probably should have sent this over to Dota2 but whatever. I just got this friend request out of the blue right now and I don't even play either CS:GO or Dota2 but I thought you guys might enjoy this guy's profile info thing. http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198026502947

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>page 9

>>157062775
i didn't enjoy this, you lied

>>157036023
>1v4
>you're still in spawn

kys my man

how long has znipe tv been showing povs of the esl pro league matches live?

So when do I use the five seven? Aren't I supposed to use p250 on post 3 eco?

>>157065363
seriously what's up with moe?

he's gotten fat and barely plays CS anymore. someone said he's got a kid on the way?

>tfw dazed doesnt youtube n chill anymore

>>157067000
dunno, it's pretty cool though. i wonder how many events will use it.

>>156976126
iktfb

don't want my family hearing me.

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>>156976126
me too man. the struggle is real

>>157073564
have a beer?

pathetic general

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The mp7 is a damn fine gun

>>157075712
fitting for a pathetic game

>>157075815
cuck

>>157076059
What does cuck mean?

>>157076282
absolutely nothing, not even kidding

https://twitter.com/k0nfigCS/status/785565842012512256

muscle injury claims another victim

rip dignitas

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>check csgog discord
>same autists bragging about how they're cheating, ways to cheat etc
You'll never see these shitters talking about which angles they held well or anything like that. Just epic quips such as "wow dude did you pay for that cheat" after getting killed with a cheat they themselves have paid for.

At least it's anime though so the redditors stay away.

>>157076980
>At least it's anime though so the redditors stay away.
anon...

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>>157076762
how is he injured when the cheats do all the playing for him?

>>157076762
That's not a muscle injury, that's a joint issue.
Only low sens cucks get muscle injury from playing videogames

>>157076586
found the cuck

>>157078952
cuck you too, my cuck

>tfw felt for low sens meme

>>157019467
>"green you've got 15k and were all on pistols, drop us some SMGs"
>"uuuuhh not my fault you can't manage your money"