Did someone say guild missions?? Edition
Old >>156679687
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
http://dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
http://www.gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
http://gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
Guild Wars 2 /vg/ Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, or Riathen
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Aktium, Amarin Luxtail, Kandra Wildfire, Strider Of Spring, or Dex Mindwrack
-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.
did somebody say....gmissions?
>>156923972
This one is a better image imo
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Master Ruseman, Awena, Valsi, Meyer The Shark, Surbrus Mindfang, Apothecary Beatus, Ancora Softpaw, Oren Nil
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
EU [Here]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Surbrus Mindfang, Ancora Softpaw, Vae The Spectre, Roxtar
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
Don't Join [FUN] or [HOPE]
Those are troll guilds made to trick members away from joining the real above official guilds.
Don't believe that troll copy paste that gets posted. Every single person listed above plays actively and will invite you immediately.
>>156924000
trips tell the truth
>>156924000
Check 'em
Love you HOPE.
>>156924052
There's only 2 active guilds, HOPE and FUN in the OP. Please don't troll new players with that bloated list, that info is almost completely false or misleading, and I see you are now trying to convince people that it's not.
But as others pointed out in many threads before this, you contradict yourself by posting FUN and HOPE, it's pretty obvious you're trolling, but it's getting old.
>>156924453
I'm sorry who are you?
a pre-gmissions smooch for good luck
>>156924558
Bully.
All futasuras are cute in their own way.
>>156926206
fuck off lani you squinty cunt
I want maid Vae to wash myballs with his tongue
please god no
ANIME MOOT HELP
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLP
Jugg post your favorite charr picture.
Me and my waifu.
>>156927823
Back of buddy that's MY wife.
mods should ban all charr posters on sight
>>156931309
>only post things I like >:[
Great thread
I can't decide whether or not to lump this charr posting with /xivg/ levels of mental retardation.
>>156936656
>one guy being retarded
vs
>entire thread being retarded
I want to fill Vaesheartwith mylove
>>156936656
imagine this:
max worked 40 hours a week at his job. grocery shopping, cleaning, car maintenance, etc all eat up his time at home plus other videogames he might play. he browses /gw2g/ and other generals on his phone but bleh, he's looking forward to posting something. weekend comes, right, and then jugg spams the thread for the whole weekend. any little threads that appear are pushed to the limit of 250 images per thread. keep in mind this is an IMAGEboard and max has qt characters and interesting situations he captured and wants to post. instead we have this loser jugg keeping his "tradition" because his life is 100% meaningless and this keeps him alive long enough to roll back into his NEET bed after fapping to gay diaper fur. with /xivg/ retardation you can still post images to your text. but with /gw2g/ jugg you have powerless moderation and no posting of images when jugg wakes from his NEET hibernation to rev up the old spammer and dump months worth of screenshots. no matter how you look at it, jugg is doing something extremely selfish and damaging to what we have left of /gw2g/.
>>156936812
>one guy being THIS retarded
vs
>the potential for an entire thread posting THIS many images per day and 400-500 posts before bump limit
wouldnt care if it was all charr avatarfag ERP
it would still be better for /gw2g/ than this.
>>156939509
senpai, he's "low income"
he lied about being in college tho
>>156939891
omfg
>>156939891
>juggsaloser4.jpg
Post 1, 2, and 3 so i can save them.
>>156939952
but wait, there's more
>gets kicked from hope
>random hope member joins fun
>jugg notices
pretty funny how worried he got
>>156940107
was it faeeq?
>>156940107
>Caring this much about their furry shit cluster guild being "invaded" by the HOPE bogeyman
Jugg might as well be most of the anti HOPE shitposts. He certainly sounds like he has the autism for it.
>>156940042
hmmm, this one was cringy
>>156940243
i think it was a guy that jugg thought kicked him at the time lol, that might explain the flustered reaction
>>156940390
jugg is a waste of oxygen lel
we wouldnt have this issue IF CHARR POSTERS STOPPED POSTING
puffy (fluffy) cunny
>>156940390
>plus my vpn
this is a bad time
>>156941154
refer to this
>>156934454
>>156941849
you dont see jugg posting FHD's or rats
>check
>mate
>>156940851
to be fair he's in cali, he doesnt breath "oxygen"
>>156941154
Don't be stupid. If not /gw2g/, he'd grab images off tumblr, if not tumblr, reddit and so on. Not that he needs to anymore since he's likely got thousands upon thousands but, y'know.
Jugg knows it annoys the fuck out of everyone so he keeps at it. He's determined, I'll give him that.
>>156928254
>vuncia farts
rest in piss jugg
>>156939509
I wouldn't mind AT ALL if jugg would post 250 NEW pics every caturday
>tfw jugg is kill
>tfw thread is kill
tfw havin comfy adventures in game
from a scale of 1 to 10, how comfy are you, anons ?
Should I boost a revenant or a warrior?
>>156945390
revenant
>>156945390
femcharr dragon wife
I live in the same state as jugg. Sometimes I pray by some miracle I will see him and be able to beat him into a coma.
where is everyone
>>156946668
asleep? its 5 am
>>156946668
adventuring in game, anon
fluffi cunni
fluff à la cunny
furry cunt
hehe c:
tight femcharr cunny
this general is dead and I blame gook moot for it
>>156952069
it's dead on the weekends because of one autistic american furry.
>>156952983
who got kicked from 2 different 4chan guilds
>>156946668
Playing the game obvjk lmao ded game
rubs
No, this won't do.
is there a big difference between 100% condi duration vs 96.66% condi duration?
>>156956502
about 3.44%
>>156956502
I'm not sure how the ticks are calculated, but it could be one condition tick difference in some cases.
>>156941849
>only post things i like xD
It's different when Jugg ruins the thread at the same time every week.
>>156946668
well i just woke up about an hour ago
not so fluffy cunny
>inb4 >leddit
maid vae helping neglected noble child with their homework
>>156941849
This isnt a case of whats being posted, this is a case of someone breaking rules and doing so to prevent others from posting- and one may be ignorant and stupid enough to claim that "hes not stopping anyone, you can still post" is obviously incapable of any serious thought.
In my books the worse thing anyone can do on these pages is prevent others from posting
let's be glad there are still 65 images to post
>>156961779
can I post cats too
>>156961893
why should you be able to post cats when that's all that's been posted since yesterday
>>156953512
Cheetahfu...
>New player
>Join guild
>nobody talks, does raids or dungeons
>talk in chat
>"anybody doing a raid and need one more?"
>not a word
>ask again next day and every other time I'm free when others are online
>not a word
What's the fucking point of guilds again if everybody has so much social anxiety they won't communicate with other people? I've been playing for a good few months and I still haven't done a raid to get some ascended gear. No fucking wonder this general is dead and people are dwindling.
>>156962170
Why should he be punished for another's shitposting?
>>156964236
Look for an actual raiding guild or something anon, most of the time if a normal guild has a raid or two in it, it's going to be a dedicated static group composed of the 10-20 people who are
>interested in raiding
>resilient enough to bash their head against the encounter until all 10 people can do it competently enough to clear it
>willing to play meta builds and use meta gear instead of insisting that their Soldiers base Guardian is totally good enough for it
As to do dungeons, no one does them because they're not really worth doing anymore. They're not very good gold for your time even though HoT has powercreeped things so hard that you can burn through dungeons at a speed that we would never have dreamed of in the old days of the dungeon farm.
Nobody talking at all is a sign that your guild is shit and dead, tho. My guild has a pretty frequent hum of chatter throughout the times you'd expect to see it (NA primetime and even a bit during EU hours, though far less).
>>156964236
map chat is better than guild chat in all possible ways
>>156964236
well... as for my guild.
If a newbie joined and asked for dungeons, it would be kinda rare to seem them get in right away for a number of reasons
lets start with: youre new
and you want to do raids? haha what?
people who do raids arent antisocial, they already have premade groups of people they know and who are outfitted to take on raids.
And the idea of taking someone new onto a raid is probably a joke to them when: why take a newbie when i have people who know what theyre doing
Second: youre -new-
So yea why would anyone give up bringing a friend for a stranger?
If anyone doesnt know anything about social studies it seems to be you
>>156965432
>new player joins and he wants to do content
>sorry you're not in our clique, go join another guild
what was even the point of inviting him then or another oter new player
>>156964460
Everyone is punished for Jugg's shitposting
>>156967153
besides jugg
>>156965432
>new player uses social aspect of the game
>high school lunch table tactics
This was embarrassing to read, also:
>why take a newbie when i have people who know what theyre doing
I don't know, maybe to be a decent person and help.
>>156966134
the same reason you or anypne else did ever
you fuckin join, you slowly make friend and join or form cliques
how the fuck do you think they begin in the first place?
people -make friends-
it takes time
it takes effort
and no one likes just adding a new stranger whos only been playing for a few months to the hardest most challenging content the game has to offer
>>156966134
Because unless the guild is solely dedicated to raiding there's other content that he could be doing with his guild? It's not like raiding is the only content in the game. Also
>clique
I get that people on 4chan tend to be poor at social interactions but not every group of friends is a clique, especially when the activity you accuse them of being cliquey about is one with limited slots that actually requires a degree of competence. People with a raid static raid with that static because they're friends, they want to raid with their friends (not some pug, not even some stranger who happens to be a guildmate), and to clear it comfortably.
People have groups of friends, friends like doing things together, when there's slots for content, people will take their friends over strangers they don't know if they like and can't trust to e positive presences. That's not cliquey, that's how human beings work.
I'm sure that in an actually active guild finding people for something in the open world, or doing stuff that requires way less investment like dungeons or fractals would be easy, they're not activities that involve herding 10 decent players into one place for a couple of hours.
>>156967306
>I want to do this content that i have to do once a week as quick as possible
>its my job to teach noobies for hours how to do content when they dont even have ascended
im not his fukin mother, he can do it the same way everyone else does
you can look up vids to learn the basics
you can duke it out with pugs
you can ask friends
you can find a guild spcifically made for teaching
but what you cant do
is fuckin bitch because strangers arent flocking over to you and taking time out of their day to teach you about things that you may not even be geared for
heck he might not even know what the metas are
so no, go fuck yerself
snuggly
what are some fun class? mesmer? how are they in fractals? im getting bored of my necro but I love him.
>>156968560
how's the smell in there ?
>>156964236
You can't do raids without ascended gear on a fresh brand new character (well, actually you can pay some raiding guild so they'll carry your ass). That's how it is and there is no other way. It's not a modern WoW, here is no LFR and you won't be spoonfed with raid content. If you want to do RAIDS then start off with farming fractals from level 1, leveling crafting, getting yourself full ascended gear and ONLY then people maybe will be willing to talk with you about doing actual raids.
If you want WoW LFR experience then just join world-boss trains in LFG - that's pretty much the same LFR-like experience and has zero requirements.
So, quit bitching and farm or go do something else as raids are just a small fraction of content this game has to offer.
>>156964236
>>156967306
>>156968000
I have to agree with the sweary anon..
Guilds arent always a free ticket for friends or help... some are specifically here to help~ but many many others are more gathering spots
When it comes to raids, I would highly recommend doing as anon says and learning first what a match is like through videos and learning what classes are used and why.
Even I, someone whos been playing for years and have gear ready to go for most metas, wouldnt dare attempt a raid without peeking at a video of a basic "how to" to know of major attacks and events that happen during it, though I do that to be more polite and as a sign that im putting effort into it.
And I too kinda agree that when it comes to friendships and such... you simply cant just join in and hope people to accept you. I dont understand why people like
>>156967306
use the term "school lunchtable tactics" when its rather common sense... in game or in real life. I have dungeon/raid friends, rp friends and people I care about friends... its what people do :/
>>156968597
Mesmers are alright but they shine bright when you get chrono. Then you have the ability to turn your team into a bosses worst nightmare~ with alacrity, quickness, good power and condi builds as well as having possibly the most block/evades of any class, its hard not to enjoy it greatly!
Though the hardest thing to get used to is that youre not nearly as strong as another class in terms of solo... youre more of a magnifier. But that doesnt mean youre no slouch when it comes to bopping people yourself.
if I join [FUN] would they <help> me clear the raid provided I'm fully ascended and read up on tactics ?
Does the lava backpack actually have flames and shit? I can't be fucked to do the rest of the balthazar reward track desu
Also when is the next call of the mists boost going to drop?
>>156964236
It takes a lot of effort to set up raids, especially if you are new and the group doesn't know how good you are. For my guild, we finish the raid in one day and usually run a make-up raid for other group members who missed it. If you are a new raider you need to wait for that raiding day to see if there's a slot. If you are inexperienced you need to ask for a training raid.
>>156969809
>>156971680nothing good comes from FUN
>>156971969
elaborate
>>156970247
>If you are inexperienced you need to ask for a training raid.
See this is something a lot of people just don't do, then complain that "they can't raid because no one lets them".
Actively trying to sabotage a run by trying to go for a clear without first putting your own work in (which is EXTREMELY simple to do, youtube/dulfy/reddit are all great resources to learn the encounters) is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in the game. When I started to raid I made sure to say that I didn't know what I was doing, I've only watched videos (though like 10 times each because I can't stand embarrassing myself) and yet people were nice enough to let me come. I fucked up on Gors the first time, got super upset because I ruined the run like 5 times, yet we cleared and I learned.
Always make the effort originally, don't expect people to just WANT to put their time into you. You aren't special. The encounters are not that hard, just learn it and be sociable. I don't know why this community is so entitled to think they deserve a spot in raids when they don't put the time into learning them in the first place.
TL:DR
Learn the encounters, go on training runs. Don't think people will let you play if you don't put some initial effort into learning.
>>156965360
>>156965363
>>156965432
>>156969559
>>156969592
>>156970247
How the fuck do I make some friends if nobody fucking talks though, that's the problem. You're thinking the first thing I do is log in and ask for a raid I try to actually have a laugh with them but it's bleak as fuck. Nobody speaks or wants to. It's a pretty anti-social guild which is strange because I thought no guild could be like that.
>>156972368
Anon, guilds have "types" and it may be that the guild you joined is just a try hard raid guild where people can find other tryhard raid players so they dont have to look for pugs or random folks
I wouldnt suggest that kind of guild unless you already knew the basics
Just find a more friendly guild that has more laid back people, perhaps ones that wouldnt mind showing the ropes
AARM (apocolytic Armageddon) i think is one that may help, they tend to have tons of people and seem to be easy going while still doing hard content
For the future though, try not to get upset just because one guild was not good or rather overreacting in general, especially in a guildchat
Ive seen way too many people blow up over small things in gchat and they just get put on ignore lists
Also, no, you dont have to laugh or become buddy buddy with people, but you do have to know the basics and have some notches on your belt :0
Hey cutiepies I need help.
How do you stop idle animations (for RP purposes)?
>>156973302
You dont
Or you /crossarms
...or sit works
>>156973389
>You dont
I've literally watched a guy not move but sway fluidly for a minute, no silly brow swipes whatsoever.
>>156973551
Well then, fuckin, you tell me because I dont know of any sort of way of stopping idle animations other than not being idle
>>156973753
Then don't answer things you don't know you dinky.
>>156972368
Then just fuck those cucks and get a new guild. What's the problem?
>>156973840
Well since ive been playing and rping since the game came out, I wouldve assumed my answer was correct,infact im willing to say it is unless you got something to prove otherwise
And to help you out with that, are you sure hes not turning or something inbetween? using other emotes? or maybe just wrong and hes been doing idle animations when you werent looking or dont know what they look like?
>>156972368
If you are talking about HOPE you should try the discord. Idk if it's another guild.
>>156972368
Then join a new guild dude.
>>156974087
I stared at him for a long, long time, and he didn't make a single movement. His swaying movement was smooth the whole time, I'm 100% sure he didn't make any animations.
>>156974651
that only happens when someone is already doing an emote, and when you are running to where they are it has to load their character but it doesn't make them do the emote, so the emote is technically gone, and they are just standing there on your screen
on his screen he's probably sitting or some other emote
>>156974923
>meanwhile in a trash outdated game like World of Warcraft emotes are always visible to anyone and everyone
>>156975280
to be fair its probably a bug that hasnt been reported, so how would they know to fix it
I'd rather them work on making content than
>OH FUCK I BETTER RUN REALLY FAR AWAY FROM ROLEPLAYERS THEN RUN BACK TO SEE IF THEIR ANIMATIONS BREAK XDDD
>>156974923
No, I was there for actually well over a minute, and the other person he was RPing with was doing emotes the whole time.
Does anyone remember how venomblade got banned the first time? I know he was hacking on an alt, but didnt he try logging in his other account with a proxy on and thats how they caught him? I forgot how they caught him.
>>156975579
Hi effie.
>>156975540
who cares about the other person nignog, I was talking about the guy who wasn't emoting
if the guy not wiping his sweaty forehead WAS doing emotes, thats just going to stop him from doing the idle animation
if he WASNT, then he was probably sitting or /crossarms and it just didn't load
you aren't giving enough info for us to tell you what it is, there isn't some secret we are keeping from you retard, all of us roleplayers have never heard of what you are talking about besides >>156974923 this bug
I dont even think "a minute" is enough time to see if someone plays through the idle animation, but you seem to already be stuck on the idea that there is some item we aren't telling you about, when there isn't anything like that, that exists
>>156975280
>one visual bug makes wow better
wow someone is unhappy that their game is in the shiiiitteeerr
>>156975540
ok first off
what do you mean emotes
do you mean just /me emote text?
or do you mean
/sit /shrug /wave
animation emotes
>>156975894
You lack reading comprehension and it's annoying that I have to clarify for you. I called WoW trash and oudated. I don't play it.
It's used as an example you fucking nit wit.
>>156975579
bump
>>156977121
Nobody cares. Kill yourself Effie you pathetic stain. If I ever see you in my state I will choke you to death.
>>156975579
yea, thats what happened
>>156977618
>being this mad
squatfu...
>>156978085
Can you go into more detail? Why are they saying proxys are bad?
>>156978107
Come meet me up pussy boy.
>>156976034
>>156975874
I meant animations.
>using signet of inspiration on sylvari
>I AM MIGHTY
>THIS ROSE HAS THORNS HERE THEY ARE
>FAST AS THE WIND
every fucking second
cant i just turn off these buff shouts?
>I CAN OUTRUN A CENTAUR
>>156978939
who says that?
squatty cunny
>>156980317
Options>Disable Player Chatter
>>156981768
my hero
>>156981634
gw2
>>156982057
they are probably retarded, proxies are usually fine, unless they have been permabanned from anets server, then if you log in with your regular account while on the permabanned proxy, you will become as retarded as venomblade
>kill pests quest
>sparkfly is a pest
>okay
>frog is a pest
>ooookaaaay...?
>mosquite is not a pest
>nigga wat
also caithe is the best waifu
>>156981735
>tfw noone will smile at you like squatfu does
>>156982482
maybe mosquitoes don't like sap
what a shit general
back to ffxiv
Do I look Order of Whispers enough?
>>156983137
>what a shit general
>back to another shit general
top kek m8
Kala is cute!
>Be me 20 min ago
>Try to team up in LFG for DS
>No squads at all
RIP in peace ded game gg no re
>>156983770
There won't be squads when the map is in progress. Squads will form in LFG during the first and last 5 minutes of maps.
How do i autosummon a mini?
You would think that this general, who champion themselves for helping new players, would actually help players instead of shutting them out.
Of course /gw2g/ only helps when its convinient for them, like answering question that would take a simple google search to answer. Oh no I actually have to be involved in growing the community and actually doing content with them? No way man.
>>156985049
>>156985049
You know the thing about this general is that it consists 90% of degenerate autistic garbage "i want so smell le musky charr tail u guis xDD" and things like that all of the time
This is one of the main reasons i only drop by ocassionally in here despite the fact that i love this game, it's just way too fucking cancerous and leddit tier for my tastes
>>156985049
Most people here are sexually frustrated furry and rat posters who don't have much going on in their lives. You really think some antisocial morons are willing to help players who keep asking the same questions?
Had some fun observing the mating of various pets on the LA waypoint
Can FHD mate with dogs and moas?
>>156957591
Conditions DO deal fractional damage. If you go from 6 seconds to 6.5 seconds, you get an extra half second's worth of damage out of the condition.
As a result, I'd say the difference between 96.6% and 100% is minimal. You're probably concerned you won't get a full second out of a bleed/fear/torment/etc tick, and thus lose out on that 'fractional' damage, but it's included, rest assured.
>>156986721
Real women already prefer and actually fuck dogs over beta men so it would be the same in gw2.
>>156987135
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Condition_Duration
Just for wiki reference.
>>156987221
fuck
laya getting knotted by a big black dog
squatfu being squatted on by her big black sister
kittdai on her knees jerking off two dogs that are close to cumming
Hi everyone. I had to stop playing a couple months before HoT released and am wondering if it's something that's a "must buy" to participate in the endgame these days? I know the new mastery system is tied to it, but are raids as well?
>>156982216
thats not how it works
they catch most ppl using your config file
>>156978939
effie arent u studying IT or someshit in college
ur so fucking stupid jesus chris kys u fucking autisitic nerd holy shit
>>156987978
Yes pay up £60 for your 4 maps and 1 raid
Effie is a qt smart IT chick irl, please respect her. She fixes floppy disks for a living.
>>156987978
Yes, pretty much everything except pvp requires it and certain pvp builds use the elite specs which are locked. You can try and find it cheaper through some sites that have it on sale, I got it for 37.
>>156984845
Right click on it and unlock it for account - it will consume the mini. Then open the Hero [H] panel > Mini > and check to perma show.
>>156987978
It's a 'must buy' to participate in the new endgame (that is, raids and the new PvE maps), but it's certainly worth it. The new maps are very large and have a horizontal exploration aspect to them, as well as offering new mechanics for traversing them, with limited Waypoints.
I'd say for the amount of content, the one time purchase is definitely worth it.
I'm going to fart on Effie!
I'm going to fart on the one who's going to fart on Effie!
Lady Midna is a good cock sucker
>>156988343
>>156988770
>>156988954
Yeah, I'll probably bite the bullet and pick it up. I see that I missed the 50% off sale recently. They don't discount it as often as they did the original game before do they? I'm usually wary of third-party key sites, but I might go for one this time around.
Speaking from an evolutionary standpoint, what did the charr race evolve from ?
>>156989708
a cat fucked a FHD and what came out was the modern charr
>>156989708
>charr
>evolution
charr are the niggers of gw2
>>156989883
anon you can't just simply say that on the internet and get away with it!!
Effie is actually a wonderful person. Autism memes are only memes.
Squatfu is the second coming of Christ
>>156990558
Passion of the Squatfu movie when ?
>>156986401
wtf anon
>>156989708
>six nipples
>four of the nipples are on their abdominal muscles
>>156991672
>>156989708
>nipples on fur
TOO
MANY
FURRIES
IN
THIS
THREAD.
The cringe is real.
>>156992148
feel free to join
I SAY HEEEEEEEY R I K K I
>>156993331
fuck you and fuck your rikki
>>156992764
this picture is cute
>>156993502
I LOVE RIKKI
>>156993331
hi
>>156993502
sorry
musky maid vae after a long day of cleaning
>>156989883
That's the Norn
>Big
>dumb
>athletic capability all they got
>we wuz heroes n shiet
Why does it hurt to be abandoned?
>>157000814
Human nature to be part of a group.
>>157000814
cuz u a pussy bitch ass nigga
grow da fuck up and be independent boi
>>157000117
Thankfully, their women have evolved to carry on the species.
Can a human impregnate a Charr?
When will Anet give me my Charr wife?
>>156989883
That can't be right.Charr are actually useful. :^)
>>157004872
No. You'll just get dick cancer.
she takes the knot in her ass haha
>>157005023
>Useful
>Charr
You're the reason this general is shit, this is ironic.
>>157006570
>You're the reason this general is shit
ALL ME. I killed /gw2g/.
I want to make taimi cry.
>>157006570
>>157006895
Do not worry! I'll make /gw2g/ great again.
>>157007307
kittdai is lookin for bf
>>156990803
I will actually pay for this movie's expenses as long as someone makes it
>>157007307
no you want to be the little girl and wear a qt skirt with pantsu then u want to be bullied by me until you cry and ur cunny gets wet because you have a crush on me
>>157004872
this anon >>157005779 is full of shit, humans cannot get feline aids
>>157007543How did you know.
>>157007396
>tfw no florburz husband (female)
Is it ok for femsura to vape?
>>157005023
>you will never bend maid gae over his desk and have your way with him
Is it okay for femsura to ride on roller blades?
Why are women so unfaithful? if a tiny opportunity rises that allows to sleep with Chad, they'll jump all over it
Fucking whores
>>157010526
because chad won't neglect them unlike you bitch boy
>>157010486
why not? They've got the perfect center of gravity.
>>157010675
are you being stupid on purpose?
where do you think the pump and dumping meme comes from?
Why are femsuras so unfaithful? I just caught her fucking at the Maiden's Whisper!
Fucking sluts
>>157010934
lol you can't satisfy your femsura? Is your dick too small for a rat? How about you take a look in the mirror before blaming an innocent, needy femsura.
>>157008990
It's a little sad to see Shiggy depressed :(
he ain't like he used to be.
>>157007721
i know these things
>>157012949
dont bring up politics you'll make rikki sperg outhes voting for clinton kek
>>157016443
just witnessed kitdai sperging on someone who mentioned social darwinism so its not so bad
this game is done for and dead, just like trumps campaign
>>157016590
shut up kitdai
clinton is a fokin gilf m8
who else is feeling the bern?
>>157016443
HAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>157019307
are you man enough to vote for hillary?
>>157019826
yeah
hillary for prison m8
post pictures of you doing big damage to bosses!
>>157022128
>63k
>Gravedigger
>On a CC'd Thornheart
You are really gonna have to try harder unless you are baiting in which case here's a (you).
>>157023658
post a picture showing higher, anon!
>>157005779
Can a human give her vag cancer?
>>156987718
>big black sister
Who?
how many gw2gers are confirmed dead from the hurricane
>>157027943
nike was shot and raped in his home after a man wearing a ski mask mumbled about frogs and looted some jordans
>you will never receive 72 femcharr wives
>>157027943
tyrese didnt die his home is intact
If only hurricanes hit the west coast so effie would fucking die.
>>157027943
everyone on the east coast is apparently dead, because this place is a ghost town
>>157028680
effie will live forever and haunt our dreams
When they add player housing into the game, they should unlock decorations that were spent on guilds for personal usage. Like if Bob was a guild's main scribe and he sacrificed his shekels to spruce it up, all of that is unlocked for his player house as well. It's all in the guild records, shouldn't be tough to figure out who crafted what. That way people won't feel like they're melting coin into something that isn't theirs into a guild that they were kicked from, died, and/or keeps decorating to their clique and you're not part of said clique.
>>157029342
you're more delusional than people who think cantha will be added
>>157029676
Ah sorry, carry on with your American politics and hurricane death wishes then. I forgot this general isn't for GW2, see ya.
>>157030581
That passive aggression though.
>tfw gw2 will never see the golden days again
>>157030974
Stinky laya cunnY
>tfw you will never fuck kawaii maid vae on the kitchen table until he passes out and has to clean the house again
Greetings from Hidden Garden, /gw2g/.
>tfw no futanorn wife to discipline me
>>157022128
Damn. I like my damage in spoonfuls, being a conditionmancer, but that takes a whole cake.
Newer player here, just picked up the game + Thorns, what's a good way to spend my 4000 gems? I was going to get a pair of Makeovers, but then I was tempted with Cosmetics.
>>157033626My second character was going to be a futanorn Revenant!
>>157033842
copper fedomatic, perma gathering tools
>>157033842
spend it on 13 candy corn gobblers
I was gonna post my charr because I just finished making him look cool but after all this shitposting I think everyone is all charr'd out
help gw2g
do i play human female ele or asura male or female ele?
i cant decide :(
>>157034619
My dick twitched when I saw my charr get posted
>>157034862
hot, wet femcharr wife
tight hot dolphin oil femsura pussy
>>157033842
Spend it on armor that will properly protect your futanorn's immense package.
>>157036865
But anon,that's what the mouths of your FHD's are for.
Why is delphy so nice to everyone even the people who don't like him and insult him?
Is he just pretending or is he really that nice?
>>157033013
wew lad
>>157034619
Post him anyway. Can never have enough mcharr
>>157039423
A horrifying genetic mutation makes Delphy friendly instead of DEUS VULT mode like normal charr, same with Squatfu and any other sparklecharr.
>that face when you hate mcharr but think the gae maid is cute
>>157037279
I don't have any FHDs, and why does that picture look like one of those shitty aurin?
>tfw President Donald J Trump will never raid with HOPE
>tfw trump cucks you from your femcharr wife
Isn't Divinity's Reach great, anons?
>>157042026
yes it is
>>157034862
asura male of course
>tfw no neko maid vae to give you breakfast in bed
>tfw no maid vae to give you brekkie bjs in the morn
>>157043764
>Comfyanon
>join AB farming meme guild
>oh boi money here I come
>suddenly only 3 active maps with anchors and all ppl jerking in lobby
>AH THATS HOW WE DO IT WE THEN LOOT ON MULTIPLE CHARACTERS I DO 9000 CHESTS THAT WAY
>2 of 3 maps fail
>even with 5 characters make less money than in a typical lfg grp which is always 6 to 8 maps
>tfw pubs > "organized" retard guilds
>>157040297
>same with Squatfu
I'm not nice you turbo faggot
squatfu is the cutest happiest and friendliest charr ever!
squatfu will you tell me a bedtime story ?
pretty please
>>157045515
Ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xtcB457jqQ
It's even about cats
waking up next to a loving futanorn wife
waking up to squatfu's cunny pressing on your face
>tfw no australian femcharr wife to tell me to go the fuck to sleep
>>157044009
anon that wasn't me lol
>>157046010
why did you make this
>waking up to australian femcharr wife telling me to go the fuck to sleep
because i woulda chuckled about 3x more than i did chuckle reading the last few posts in this general
you anons are silly
but also fun, im glad the weekend is gone and we can get back to having a good thread
>>157046779
why didn't you*
>>157046779
>>157047142
australiens are retarded
>>157046010
I'm an Australian femcharr!
I want tohug Delphy
>>157047183
dn't be rude lmaooo
>>157047381
you're adorable <3
>>157047758
me too
>>157047758
>>157047759
>>157048613
Awwww <3
Hugs for everyone!
>tfw no neko vae butler to fill your butt with his love
>tfw stalked Kala Whitegale in LA and got enough screenshots to clone her
>>157049267
anon wtf lol
Have they said when halloween was being put in? I want the shackles.
>>157050043
should be ~20ish Oct
>>157050043
>>157051768
That is nowhere near soon enough.
I fucking CRAVE the clocktower. I miss jumping into the shattering face like one misses the caress of a lover.
pls nerf boonbouncing
Me and my gf. Her dad wants me to bring her back by 10.
>>157053312
>gf
pedo detected
We're so happy together.
>>157053392
its a sylvari they are both like 3 years old its ok
>>157053527
DID YOU FUCK IT YET?
This Asura fetish people are not real right? It is just a joke right?
I can understand people getting of to charrs due to furrys but how do you find alien rats attractive even if you are furry?
Someone explain this to me now.
>>157053564
No no I of course wait until it is of acceptable age.
>>157053726
think of them like aliens, some people are xenophiles
>>157053726
Not a fetish. This is pure love.
>>157054267
fuck off fEUrfag
>>157054323
>pedo telling anyone to fuck off
lmfao
>>157053726
people want to fuck anything with a hole
>>157054736
>people want to fuck anything
fix'd
>>157054797
degenerates
I want to fuck all /gw2g/ "celebrities"
>>157053726
Because sometimes people find weird things attractive. There's way weirder out there, like bugs or planes or shit like that.What is a joke is that they'd latch onto the inferior rats.
>>157055456
No you don't, anon
>>157056085
post your cat right now or ELSE
>>157055456
this is the part where dros goes "iktf"
i'm doing it for him
does anybody know if you can still get precursors from champ bags if you open them on a level 50? google was inconclusive
How much could a level 68 guild go for if it was sold? Theres also about 2k gold of decorations in the guild storage
>>157058396
about tree fiddy
>>157058040
you can, since its a named exotic
>>157059236
ew seriously, I cant believe THAT kept trying to hit on my msura
what class should i make my femcharr
femcharr tail swatting at flies that try to land on her furry shitnuggeted ass
>>157059547
ele
>>157059236
Need to adjust your sliders senpai.
Does anyone here like femcharrs . .
>>157062342
yes
Even though I didn’t know how to read a tengu’s expression, the tone was deadly serious. It sunk in that they had done something enormous for me, and I felt like I was standing beneath the gate again, with all the sound leeched from the air.
“I understand.” I swallowed. “Thank you.”
>>157062885
Fuck you on about m8
>>157063943
T E N G U S
E
N
G
U
S
Staff or Dagger/Horn for fractal ele and max deeps? Build on MB states that dagger is "close" to staff, but I don't want it to be "close" or "similar", I want it to be max possible.
>>157064246
It's close, but also better for some encounters. If something is big and immobile - if it's absolutely going to eat most if not all impacts from meteor shower - then staff wins out by a mile. If it's small and more mobile? Dagger/Horn has better deeps.
Ele doesn't have many weapons. There's no reason to not have all of them (except perhaps Scepter but maybe it'll be good one day) in your bags to change up if an encounter favors one more than the other.
>>157062342
>tfw you will never sleep with a femcharr in the same bed
>>157065136
I'm just working on first Ascended weapon for ele, want to go for the absolute best option first. So then staff it is?
>>157065710
that is an unimaginable amount of pure despair
>>157065953
Staff would be the best all around choice, yes.
me and the krewe brainstorming ways to keep this thread alive when we run out of images
>>157067248
>me and the krewe brainstorming ways to keep this thread alive when we run out of images
>posts image
looks like your brainstorming brainfarted
i miss calsi
>>157067440
oh no!
>>157067519
lmfao
>>157067840
What kind of fucking autism do you have?
229 femcharr wife posts to go
>>157067917
>those sweet tears of a retarded ratposter :^)
>>157068289
no I'm the ratposter
Image cap senpaitachi, new thread
>>157068747
>>157068747
>>157068747
>>157067642
I'm going to touch Lani's floppers.
>tfw no furshit after the image cap
I want to put Squatfu in a human suit
>>157053312
Kill yourself pedo scum.
>>157053170
Perfectly balanced
Thief is perfectly viable in raids.
>>157068787
>let the avatarfags keep the thread alive :The Thread
1 ticket sir
>Let's make a new thread after image cap, because we're vapid attention whores who are so empty inside that we iterally cant hold a conversation without posting our pug-ugly cats and rats.
This general has ALWAYS been shit, but this is new levels of pathetic.
>>157072645
This. Let me post more images omg i hope you guys are all comfy today..
rats and cats are fucking cancer
>>157072645
>but this is new levels of pathetic.
no it's not
they do it everytime jugg forces image limit
>>157068787
reported
>>157072821
No, they do it to enable the autist in his autism.
finish what you started lads
>>157072645 >>157072821
gw2g cant keep a thread alive without pictures lmao
Fucking sad
Mesmer is an ok class
NA servers are better than EU servers
Norn are the worst race in the game.
>>157068787
reported
>>157078717
Why?
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Master Ruseman, Awena, Valsi, Meyer The Shark, Surbrus Mindfang, Apothecary Beatus, Ancora Softpaw, Oren Nil
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
EU [Here]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Surbrus Mindfang, Ancora Softpaw, Vae The Spectre, Roxtar
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
Don't Join [FUN] or [HOPE]
Those are troll guilds made to trick members away from joining the real above official guilds.
Don't believe that troll copy paste that gets posted. Every single person listed above plays actively and will invite you immediately.
Thief, revenant and honestly guardian do not need to exist.
Necro should have been the second heavy armor class.
The concept of Mesmer, although interesting, has a 0/10 gameplay execution.
Ranger pet should have been an elite spec with revenant spirit style skills for more control and less reliance on unfairly inflated stats.
This game only needs 5 stat spreads and every armor piece should have baseline vitality.
Health pools and autoattacks should be far more normalized.
Sigils shouldn't exist.
Runes should all work as they do in PvP, 90% of them need to be culled and they only need 1 passive.
Weapons should not have stats.
The exp threshold for a mastery level should be reduced by at least 50%.
Futanorn wives are the best.
>>157080996
more rats
>>157082557
holy fuck those ideas are shit
>futa faggotry
lmao go suck some nasty cocks you faggot
>>157082557
futanorn wife (husband)
>>157083082
>tolerates or even enjoys excessive bloat
>satisfied with a game that plays itself via passives
I'm sorry that you have a palate like a horse's backside.
>>157085981
your ideas and theories are really bad
even your little green text is terrible
stop gobbling cocks like a faggot and come up for air, you are a retard
What is a good build for solo play in pve with warrior. I've been using PS Berserker Warrior, but I'm getting bored with it and I hate how I have to be on constant guard in a lot of the newer maps (which are also my favorite maps).
>>157088380
use the gs build
>>157088494
gs build? great sword build? The Greatsword builds I know of are either PS Berserk or the WVW one.
So how good are revenants?
I haven't played since 2 years ago and I'm getting back into it now. They look like the official edgy fedora class, but are they fun?
>>157088790
its a class that is the embodiment of the gameplay of gw2
passives play for you
bump for JUSTICE
>>157068787
>>157068787
>>157068787
Reminder there's a more active thread up at the moment, people moved over because of imagecap
>>157088682
Just equip a greatsword, use the greatsword trait, equip a second greatsword for on-swap sigils, and use whatever other traits you think will maximize you or your group's DPS.
>>157088682
>not knowing what the gs build is
>>157066019
Why the fuck did I draw this it's so bad lmao.
>>157103785
What makes you think its bad, I think its fantastic desu
>>156923832
does this treat freemium players well?
>>157110981
>F2P information
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
more inconvenient than really severely limiting.
>>157112158
Which classes are shit?
>>157110981
not if you want to do endgame pve or any sort of pvp
>>157112456
but it's good for dipping into the game and seeing if I want to drop my freedomdollars on it?
>>157113361
yeah, you'll know within a few hours if you can handle continue playing this trash game
>>157113638
why are you here if you think it's trash tho
>>157113742
for the memes
>Always shrugged this game off as another trashy korean MMO from the name
>"Guild Wars 2? Sounds like a F2P cash shop lure used in ads lol"
>F2P comes around, give it a try
>Mmm
>Buy HoT and get the full experience
>Actually not a bad MMO after all
>Start trying to find clientele to hook with my ERP since I'm a huge ERP slut in every MMO I play
>End up finding some of the most clingy, defensive, manipulative, entitled little shits imaginable
>Start letting people go and keep the ones that actually want a mutual friendship with the dirty ERP
>Fuckers I avoided start spreading rumors out of spite
>Random PM's from their friends
>They follow me in-game when they see me
>Stopped logging in for ERP, sick and tired of it all
Why is ERP so complicated in GW2?
>want to make sylvari for that sick armor
>dont want to be a plantnigger
what do
>>157114273
what did you reasonably expect from a tumbl/reddit playerbase?
tfw cant decide on a class
tfw only 2 character slots
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>157115458
female (female) charr wife
new thread cuz we hit imagecap, femcharr may/may not be posted
>>157068747
>>157068747
>>157068747
>>157116000
>didnt mention the best option, MHS
trash list
>>157114978
that pretty much covers it. These are broken people, vain and egotistical and self-indulgent. These are the folks that wouldn't last a second session in a tabletop RPG because they'd constantly try to make the entire campaign about themselves, and interacting with that kind of person face-to-face is bad enough.
I'd love to RP, E or otherwise, but the RPers never fail to remind me why I don't.
>>157116469
>boring: chad's self insert
>not THE trash tier itself
>>157116149
fuck your avatarfag shitposting edition, we're actually talking about stuff here.
>>157116149
Fuck you, endure the thread until we hit post cap.
>>157116149
report and hide
>>157116586
>>157114273
>>157114978
>Have friends who call themselves "wank cheerleaders" in WoW
>People can just grab them, fuck them, and leave after cumming
>Anything goes, most depraved cravings from random strangers
>They try GW2 and leave weeks later
I didn't blame them one bit.
>tfw no futacharr wife
>tfw no mcharr to say lewd things to me while I'm out adventuring
>tfw rexxie will never pound vae's ass IRL
>tfw no FHD (male) husband
What happens when two dom futanorns have sex with each other?
rolled engi
did I goof?
femcharr wanting to be my gf
>join WvW to grab ez dailies
>everyone is sitting at spawn complaining because the two other servers teamed up to gank us and took everything
being tier 1 is suffering
>>157127567
>there is only one map
>>157128105
There may as well be just one, nobody plays on the borderlands except the usual wvw nolifer autists.
>>157123197
The bed is destroyed and the room is repainted a thick, eggshell white.
Where are the euro posters?
>>156935235
>>156927372
>>156927619
handsome af senpai
>>157135239
at work, unlike amerifat NEET posters
>>157116719
everything below this post is almost pure shitposting for hours lmfao, imagecap wont help this community
more active thread over here, fun images too
>>157068747
>>157068747
>>157068747
>>157137667
underrated post
>>157137531
thank you for reminding us, i will migrate now
>>157137531
I can't wait for that thread to get deleted.
>>157124414
Engineer is fun as fuck, if anyone tells you different they're just bad at it and butthurt
whose opinion should I trust more, players who have played since release or players who have played less than a year
>>157140550
For a "is this fun/what do you do" kind of question, people that have played since release are mostly going to be jaded faggots since they chewed through everything the game's had to offer years ago, and their perspective has no depth - they cant see the fun they HAD, only the fun they're not having now. You're going to approach that shit with a fresh perspective, so it makes sense to trust someone with a similar perspective there.
Meta questions are best answered by vets, though, for obvious reasons
Charr
Mcharr
Gw2 femcharr
>>157142391
Nope, gw2 femsura
>>157142610
femcharr
upvote
Post "doing your dailies and then logging out while you wait for something to do" music.
https://youtu.be/iBIf0OgZffU
>>157147249
https://youtu.be/CQinDcvilbw
Nemesis was right all along
>>157147249
https://youtu.be/nZ5d6EXIOHE
>>157147249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy3n8IzR178
imma bump this thread till limit
femnorn thighs
femnorn abs
>>157150074
Doing God's own work, anon.
https://youtu.be/NouZB6QuCys
Halloween comes october 18
https://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/halloween-is-coming-2/
Doesnt look like anything new besides the cat ears
https://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/furrocious-cat-ears-and-returning-halloween-items-in-the-gem-store/
The rest are just old items
asura cunts
>>157151497
https://youtu.be/qhkE8O2e5RE
fluffy cunnies
fluffly cummies
fluffy tummies
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See, this here is why this general sucks so fucking hard - all of you unoriginal cunts cant actually think of a topic of discussion.
For fucks sake, we have the most basic of basic bitch wear in the gem shop, you'd think you could make something out of that
>>157167959
See what I mean? Couldnt even deign to meta-complain about my complaining. Fucking sad.
page 10
this game is so shit I hate anet so fucking much
btw everyone is having fun over here
>>157068747
>>157068747
>>157068747
>>157180603
>having fun shitposting
>>157180603
just as dead as here
both threads are dead, /gw2g/ is just done for
page 9
And yet it lives.
For so long as men post, we shall always seek to be free of the avatarfag
test
tfw your guild is shit
tfw this game could have been good
tfw this general could have been saved
Hey guys so I'm playing a ranger and I need some help as far as the druid goes, I know it is definitely worth going for heals in raids and maybe fractals too but for pve, just roaming around maguuma and what not, is it worth taking or would a different spec tree increase my damage
rev is easily the worst designed class in the game
>>157210482
Cant really speak for the class itself since I've done precisely dick with mine, but I see WAY more droods in my wanderings through maguuma than I see vanilla rangers.
Then again, shit it's not like you have to get married to a spec, you can change out whenever. Experiment, find what's good for you.
More active thread here, the only thing keeping this one alive is an obsessive bumpfag
>>157068747
>>157068747
>>157068747
gw2g bumping cats
>>157225606
You really should stop taking a thread so seriously, it isn't a job.
>>157225606
>Le just one guy meem
Fuck off back to your shitposting containment thread thanks.
gw2g revengeance
>>157226545
>>157226052
samefag pls, this is your hugbox because you are too pussy to deal with anyone who posts a character in an mmo general, lets not lie to ourselves, thank you.
>>157227313
>this is the hugbox
>not the thread full of people going "look at me! Look at my cute asura feetsies!!! :3c" for attention
I'm not sure what's funnier, the "le one guy" memeing, or the hypocrisy.
The thread is still going strong. I still have hopes that the fake thread gets archived.
only 100 posts to go
https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Guild_Wars_Utopia
>>157228323
>the thread where people are discussing the game and making lighthearted banter about the races
>not this "waaah avatarfags" thread
i dont have anything against you, so i dont know why you are pretending to be ignorant man. :/
Gw2g is _________
>>157241038
Very much like GW2. There's fun to be had, but only if you can find a way to ignore or disregard the egos of the vocal minority of sad, fundamentally broken people that constantly cry out for attention and approval