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/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

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The Delegates Edition
Last Thread: >>156763978

Last time with spessmen on a spess station:
>Shitposting
>A whole lot of shitposting
>As in, more than the normal amount
>I don't know, do you expect me to read this shit?

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>How does Cryo work?
http://pastebin.com/raw/nnABFf3f

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server,
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>/vg/station forum and logs
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/3pWsZWiT
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I'M COMING FOR YOUR DELEGATES DAHNALD
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>>156833959
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what if mashing resist enough wile stunned removed 25% of the stun time?
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MURDER ON THE ESCAPE SHUTTLE EXPRESS
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Only shitters use the word shitter.
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MOTHER OF ALL CAMPAIGNS HERE, DAHNALD
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>>156834069
>repeat macro resist
>never stunned
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>>156833736
>>156833913
>Doesn't wear armor
>Isn't using stims
>Isn't staying fed
>Can't dodge for shit
>Massive slowdown gear without stims
>Has zero situational awareness so he can take meds and dodge first shots
>Doesn't have a buddy
In a game where anyone at all needs only a little knowledge and a pocket slot to be literally unstunnable and will not enter crit, you can't call it stun and done
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>>156834083
>>>/s4s/4816600

nice dubs
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>>156834069
>giving people more reasons and rewards for macros
no
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>>156834216
WHERE ARE THE BANANAS, BAHTANIST? TEN MINUTES I HAVE WAITED
AND YET YOU JUST FARM DELEGATES
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HARD HITTING EDITORIALS, ONLY ON /SS13G/
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how come this isn't a thing
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>>156834403
PJB should've been Intigracy honestly
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>>156834450
because sexualising the alien sprites is stupid because we sexualise the aliens already
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>>156834403
Dylan should have been inti because Dylan doesn't really code for here anymore
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>>156834450
Because you miss the point.
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>>156834554
And Dylan should have been Goofball, I just pulled three names.
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>>156834659
This one's pretty good.
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>>156834659
This one is beautiful

Whoever is posting in the [s4s] thread the guy who originally posted the image isn't the one who made the thread

Because that was me and I'm not that guy
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>>156834742
You're not going to stop my autism with a mere few spoilered text.
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>>156834554
>>156834643
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>>156834241
>our combat is better because you can od on drugs/powergame
You can do that on lifeweb too, your point is null.
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>>156834791
Godspeed, anon.
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>>156834801
But celt wants to break the code cabal anon haven't you read the thread?
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>>156834653
What point?
>>156834620
Same could be said about borgs but we only keep getting more slutborg sprites every 6 months.
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>>156834887
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>>156834241
>If you just power/metagame, you can win every fight!

Yeah no shit retard. Most people don't do that because they're pretending to be spessmen on a space station, not trying to keep their 2d sprite from falling over for as long as humanly possible.
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>>156834976
flurp derp u dunt pwrgam as hrd as u kan?

u dun git 2 complan abut stons
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>Had to chase after two retards who weren't even antags while the station was going to shit

At least I had a fantastic borer.
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>roll AI without warning or desire or knowledge of how to play AI
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>play xenobio
>get murdered by a ling 10 minutes in

>try again
>no green until shuttle is called

>try again
>get green slime and lots of other toys
>go out to play with them
>nearly the whole crew is dead

cool
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>>156834976
>An unarmed naked human should be on par with everyone
There's plenty of weapons in any dept. Food is ample. Spending a couple minutes getting a small cache of drugs is better than an hour as a husk in space
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>>156764134 as op WHEN
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>give medbay a better colour scheme
>people start exploding all over my nice new tiles
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i want to perma brig emelia for breaking into the caps office and taking the hand tele!
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>>156834880
I think I've finally finished it, for now.
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>>156835737
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Lets give this a whole thread's time to burn through.

http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator
Make your static name character and let others guess who you are
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>>156835719
Listen, I'm all for keeping a knife in your pocket and some cuffs in your bag, but if you're stockpiling drugs just to avoid being tased as a non-antag you're a faggot.

There is life outside of space. If you die, go do something else. It's not the end of the world.
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>>156835764

>getting rid of clean white tiles

fuckin idiot.
I blame you for everything spreading
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>>156835820
you forgot your gay ass spoilers faggot
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>>156835946
I'll post another one of my statics this time!
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>>156835764
>black

No. Why. No.
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>>156834059
>see the .jpg of the ASCII pic in a previous thread
>thought it was dwarf fortress
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>>156836096
Easier on the eyes desu
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Build the worst possible sec team
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>>156836141
>you will never have DF in space
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>>156836348
HoS: You
Warden: You
Officers: You, You and You
Detective: Surfer
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>>156836348
Waifufag HoS
Quadriplegic Warden
Security guards who take it too far.
Security guards who fell for the "stopping antags = validhunting, so just stop those dang dirty greytiding shitters" meme.
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>>156836348
_Traitor_
___Traitor
Traitor__
___Traitor_

Also what in the fuck is this new capcha abomination?
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>>156836506
>>156836141
Reshade works on ss13
reshade has an ascii filter
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>>156835764
Yeah okay, Josef.
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>>156836547
>mfw only valid hunter and ignore greyshitters
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How do I make midi2piano songs sound good?
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>>156836565
>tfw you get a bro ling/vampire on the team to shit on antags and problem chilluns
Golly darn I really wish we could have solved the mystery of the blood soaked toilets but I guess it's just not in the cards
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>>156836728
No clue, but I have heard people in the thread say shit like getting the midi file down to a single instrument since SS13 only supports single instrument tracks or some shit.
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>>156836728
I've been playing with that. Try and condense a song to a single track then use some program to normalize/snap notes to like every 1/16th a note space or else the converter assigns a ridiculous tempo.
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>>156836565
You've been gone off of 4chan for two fucking years?

What are you, a coder?
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>>156836565
Google's AI research scares me
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>>156835946
>Pic related

>>156836728
>http://midieditor.sourceforge.net/index.php?category=download
>1. Take a MIDI
>2. Delete every track besides the Tempo track and about 1 or 2 instruments
>3. Ctrl+A everything, copy, and paste into a new file (this compresses multiple instrument tracks you've copied down to one track)
>4. Save it, run it through piano2midi, try playing it and making sure it doesn't sound like shit.
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>>156836565
Fuck if I know.
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>>156836565
>not using legacy captha
shame
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>>156837653
>>156837689
Not that guy, but I actually use the new captchas so I can get better at recognizing patterns. I try to finish the captchas as fast as possible. It's like a game.
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>>156837887
>so I can get better at recognizing patterns.
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>>156835764
I hate you, that is fucking ugly. Keep the base tiles white, retard.
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Before i dig through the code is there a good guide to botany gene autism or do i make it myself?
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>>156838151
>>156835958
>having shit taste
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>>156835946
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>>156838275
>1475889536197
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>>156838206
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/a559bcf4e9f3004ad5969e1344680db1f37575a2/code/modules/hydroponics/hydroponics_mutations.dm
This is one of the less bullshit files. Have fun.
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>>156838567
Oh i've already got my local repo cracked open.
Excel spread sheet and everything. I was just hoping someone else had done the work.
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>>156838567
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/a559bcf4e9f3004ad5969e1344680db1f37575a2/code/modules/hydroponics/hydroponics_mutations.dm
This is one of the less bullshit files. Have fun.
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>>156838774
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/a559bcf4e9f3004ad5969e1344680db1f37575a2/code/modules/hydroponics/hydroponics_mutations.dm
This is one of the less bullshit files. Have fun.
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>>156838840
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/a559bcf4e9f3004ad5969e1344680db1f37575a2/code/modules/hydroponics/hydroponics_mutations.dm
This is one of the less bullshit files. Have fun.
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>>156838761
>I was just hoping someone else had done the work.
Nope, but hydroponics is extremely well commented for whatever reason.

>>156838934
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/a559bcf4e9f3004ad5969e1344680db1f37575a2/code/modules/hydroponics/hydroponics_mutations.dm
This is one of the less bullshit files. Have fun.
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>>156838969
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/a559bcf4e9f3004ad5969e1344680db1f37575a2/code/modules/hydroponics/hydroponics_mutations.dm
This is one of the less bullshit files. Have fun.
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>>156838693
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/a559bcf4e9f3004ad5969e1344680db1f37575a2/code/modules/hydroponics/hydroponics_mutations.dm
This is one of the less bullshit files. Have fun.
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>>156833858
>Damage effects for items broken out of lockboxes #11753
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11753
>7 thumbs up, 17 thumbs down, 1 :s
>http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/64 is full of people using new and alt accounts to multivote
>mfw PJB3005 commented 6 days agoJesus fucking christ I haven't been following this thread because dear God that's a lot of salt and Shit arguments but what the fuck is wrong with you autists?
>mfw clusterfack commented 23 hours ago Finish it up for me yeah? And let me know when its good and ready
It's really terrible when multiple people explain how terrible and unecessary a PR is and this shit happens. Enjoy getting bent over just like the last time lockboxes got fucked only this time it wont get fixed. It was good spacemanning with you guys, just remember it's the future you chose. We tried to save you.
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>>156838969
>Nope, but hydroponics is extremely well commented for whatever reason.
It really is. and seed_datums is remarkably easy to read.
M general strategy going in is to make a spreadsheet of all the things that can be scanned by the plant analyzer, group by gene, and then paste in all the bits from seeds.dm. Then just go through and find some plants that are different enough to always produce noticeable (or noticeably absent) readings when bio-balistic'd.
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>>156839050
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/a559bcf4e9f3004ad5969e1344680db1f37575a2/code/modules/hydroponics/hydroponics_mutations.dm
This is one of the less bullshit files. Have fun.

>>156835764
I don't appreciate your use of time, but I do appreciate your palette choice.
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>>156839237
Hurf durf I can't fucking be expected to get a weapon permit to Carry plasma cannons REEEEEEEE
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>>156839264
What you want to do is buy an exotic seed crate. Compare a biolum and a ligneous and you'll get them all. Though you really only need product for merging healing chems.
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>>156839237
http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Fd3athrow%2Fvgstation13%2Fpull%2F11753
This is one of the less bullshit files. Have fun
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>>156839378
>; hey HoP come to your desk
>Comdom McGreyshitter [HoP] no

>hey HoP can i get this box opened or access to open it myself
>no
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>>156839237
Which server are you bailing to? If it doesn't use goonchem, can I come with you?

>>156839219
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/a559bcf4e9f3004ad5969e1344680db1f37575a2/code/modules/hydroponics/hydroponics_mutations.dm
This is one of the less bullshit files. Have fun

>>156839408
You forgot your greater-than and I suspect you are lying.
Got me to laugh though.
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>>156839237
The best part of that whole PR is the fact that PJB couldn't be arsed to read through the reasoning yet still says they're shit arguments.

If cluster merges this as is then you can tell you should surely be jumping ship.
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>>156839378
>People that haven't had to deal with shitter heads if we even had any in the first place
>People that haven't had to deal with salty failed murderboners from last round metaing
>People that haven't had to deal with them refusing to do shit cause the action's already happening and they're too busy validhunting or dead to hand them out
Immature players neck yourselves. "G-g-get a permit!!" is a sick joke made by people who haven't had to deal with discrimination against "greytiders" reluctance by anyone with power to approve arms, and slots not only being even filled but willing to come to desk or swipe their own on the lockbox. You'll get the occasional good guy but by and large it's a resounding no and as soon as you're out the corner there's a :s watch guy he asked for guns and you're on everyone's shitlist all shift.

>>156839573
Probably only going to play locally until I can quit cold turkey. Pomf is probably the only one who'd be able to do anything about it if it got merged. sawbones would get actual github banned for rightfully making a revert pr when all the people who voted yes as a joke ala brexit realize they fucked up HARD when the impacts shit all over them. Only intensifying as people actually gitgud at ghetto weapons leading to more butthurt halp nerf iiiiiiit I got dunked on while being a nonantag turbo shitter pr's for the only decent ones just like this PR.
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>no dynamic suicide for barman's shotgun

how am i supposed to eat my gun then
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>>156839907
Well maybe a research scientist doesn't need advanced weaponry without a good reason
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>>156839993
There's a deep fryer not two rooms from your spawn.
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>not listening to this while playing AI errytime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sqSUd7Iddo
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>>156839907
>just giving out permits to greytides
>printing out guns for greytides

KEK

The ONLY time I've made guns or given access to guys out to tiders is when I'm an antag and don't care, or if its nuke ops and every meat sack that gets in the way means one less bullet the ops have to fight with.
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>>156839993
>Only have to write 5 sentences and hit make pull request
By spending 5 minutes

>>156840067
>Buying into the muh sec muh gunsci/gunmech/cargonia meme
There's a lot more sides to the conflicts and the good reason is murderboners, wizards, changelings, blobs, nuke ops, vampires, cultists, revolutionaries, dead sec or overwhelmed sec, shitty griffer clowns and greytide. You don't have a pocket officer and there's not always an AI. By the time you get help you're already a husk in space. We've all been there.

>>156840212
Not just them but engineers, medical, sci, anyone. Every crewman with a gun is one more guy who can actually fight back instead of getting meme'd on by armory/eye lasers through the glass in medbay and shit. Good fucking luck consistently getting a permit even for actually testing flamethrowers as an atmos tech.
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>>156839907
It's really too bad the ghetto weaponry people are trying to advocate as being the go-to after this merge are wholly useless.
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>>156840356
The only decent ones are going to get nerfed hard once people swarm them too. If they thought the floor tile nerf was bad, they'll be in for a surprise.
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>>156840319
Then accept the risk of faulty weapons, or get proper clearance, or use different weapons

A Chem dispenser and buckets shouldnt be free license to have plasma cannons
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>>156840474
>floor tile nerf

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME

I WAS HAVING A GOOD NIGHT, YOU JACKASS
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>Go to Medbay to get blood back after getting ZAS'd
>Only Chemist in the lab is making fucking MUTAGEN AND HYPERZINE pills as Medbay starts to pile up with bomb victims, other Chemist is standing outside of the lab bitching at him instead of going in and fucking tossing 100u of Iron in a beaker
>Iron eventually gets made somehow
>Emilia arrives in Medbay, probably dead after I lashed her head in with the Chain of Command she stole
>Not even the AI will open Chemistry, have to Crowbar in
>Emilia cloned, take her to Cryo
>Freezer hasn't been turned on and a mix hasn't been made yet
>Have to bring her back with a Bicardine pill, the starting Cryo beaker, and have to wait for the tube to actually freeze

This is something beyond the Wild Ride, I feel.
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>>156839237
Kek after you guys push this hard to get collaborators to ALWAYS listen to polls NO MATTER WHAT and never involve their personal opinions, what do you think is going to happen?
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>>156840476
Spoken like a true faggot that voted yes cause he was angry his murderboner of people just doing their job in their office got cucked.
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>>156837336
>>156837465
Is it possible to merge instruments into one track?
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>>156840708
>Implying polls ever mattered to our god emperor be they good or bad
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Remember that time cluster neutered mechanics to the point of uselessness
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>>156840821
I mean, he made one for this so
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>>156840712
Why can't you accept that blowing lockboxes open damages the weapon inside? It's an effortless bypass of the lockbox and should have a downside
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>>156840758
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>>156840907
Remember when the game didn't have assistants that started with a full niggerkit, retarded amounts of access, and actual reasons to be in every department on the station?
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>>156839237
You lost the poll get fucked
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This round is pretty shitty.
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>>156841385
banning all current players for ick ock

t. Pain
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>>156841642
He's done worse.
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>see nuke op
>shoots me in face with rocket lawnchair

welp.
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>>156842059
I C K
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>>156839706
tg > /vg/
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>>156841302
>Hotly contested issue that is indisputably bad
Come onto github where you can't spam new accounts for 8 days and have to use real arguments faggot.
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>>156842119
pls no ban
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>>156842205
Sorry but I don't have to, you lost the poll faggot. So like I said, get fucked.
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That round... wow.

someone get Collin a nuke ops ban pls.
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>>156842059
>>see nuke op
>>shoots me in face with rocket lawnchair

FUCKING VALIDHUNTING SHITTER
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>>156842319
Good to know you don't have a case to support it.

>>156842364
You should have ahelped it when admins could view fignerprints and shit. Go ahead and get logs and ban request it.
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>>156841289
Sweet, thanks
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>late join
>everything starts exploding
>by the time I put on a hardsuit and boots the captain's already killed two of the ops
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>>156842446
I ahelped when an admin was on, way too lazy to deal with log diving, if anyone wants to he was asking us for the first 5 minutes how to talk to us over comms.
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>>156842446
I don't need one, you lost the poll, so it's going in regardless of what you say now.
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>>156842592
Later on he shot a RPG inside the shuttle
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How do I do spacepod technician? Beg cargo and mining for supplies?
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>>156839237
You had your chance to convince people it was a bad idea but you failed miserably.
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>>156843572
Considering the difference between the github discussion and the poll results, I'd disagree.
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>>156843347
Build the pod
Nigger the fireaxe and chems from medbay
Go get better guns/weapons
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>>156843347
If the minerals are already gone like they always are, buy a couple stacks of metal and glass at cargo.
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>>156843750
What makes you think github discussion matters in the face of a playerbase poll?
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>>156843940
That they can't mount a substantive argument and instead have to rely on anonymous and honestly likely a lot of new and alt ckeys of people butthurt that their murderbone or greytiding got cucked and they don't care how badly they fuck everything up when people need guns for the modes that warrant them? that they live in a delusional fantasy world where lowpop doesn't exist and the key slots are always filled by morally perfect players that would never refuse to do their job over a grudge.
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>ROUND ALWAYS ENDS BEFORE I CAN SHAFT MINE TO MY ULTIMATE ABILITY
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>>156844132
Haha jesus christ, so everyone who disagrees with you is clearly using alt accounts to inflate a fucking poll's numbers.

I'm fairly sure if anyone is using alt accounts to inflate their side's numbers, it's the ones who are so ridiculously booty bothered about it on github.
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>trader spends entire round not being in the trade shuttle
>acts like just any crew member including random shittery, except now bird
>begs for stuff from scientists for no reason
>has no interest in making money
why do people do this? why not just play some random vox crew member
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>>156843194
Was that him too? I was unsure.

definitely needs a bannu
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>>156844212
We don't need your ultimate ability. We need 5 of each rare asap so we can do research

>>156844224
>Watching the poll for a couple days
>Slowly goes up by 1 periodically
>Nobody making even a remotely good argument for yes on github
Really makes you think
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Do you think they made it out okay?
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TIL I give cancer to people I don't like, even though I've never given anyone cancer in my entire time as an admin.

Really makes you think.
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>blob is called
>pull all the guns from the armory and leave them so people can help fight
>everyone just stands around looking at the blob or doing nothing
>another armed person only shows up after its eaten all of science and most of medbay
>guy drags welder tank right next to blob and dies
>captain runs away letting the blob eat the chargers
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>>156844389

>captain runs away letting the blob eat the chargers

My leg was broken and the blob was heading straight for me. I'd have stayed if it weren't the explosion breaking my leg
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>>156844389
the more important garbage play was the HOP who ran right up next to the blob in medbay and stood there until it ate her.
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>>156844542
Oh didn't notice you got crippled by the dummy with the welder
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Would you ever give a journalist all access?
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>>156844648
Depends on the round.
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>>156844715
roundstart, strictly for journalism purposes.
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>>156844814
Depends on the round.
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Juggernauts have a 70% chance to deflect egun lasers, a bit more than I expected.
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>>156843880
It comes with enough minerals for the whole pod?

I only see one sheet of iron and two sheets of glass
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>>156843347
Depends


How fast can you build 2 flatbed machines and 1-2 pods?
Are you going alone?
How will you obtain materials?
Will you be carrying weapons?
Medical supplies?
Food?
Oxygen?
Do you remember how to door hack?
Raiding random stations and ripping on their shit?
Are you robust enough to survive?
Whats the escape plan if you fail?
Are you a curious fellow?

Will you skip all of these and become a jetpacker with a teleporter using god zas like a champ instead?
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>>156845093
they got stolen
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>>156839237
>http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/64 is full of people using new and alt accounts to multivote
What is your reasoning for this?

Are you basing it solely on the fact that you disagree with the result, therefore the result must be fabricated?
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>>156844648
I would give him basic access but not ALL access.
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WHERE ARE THE POLLS, CLUSTAR?
IF YOU'RE SO CONFIDENT THE FLOORTILE NERF SHOULD STAY
WHY NOT GET THE PLAYERS' OPINION?
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The wiki says that the librarian can get the magic d20. Is this true? I thought only xenoarch could get it.
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>>156846137
Traitor librarians get the explosive dice.
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>>156846202
How disappointing. I would actually like to become a cluwne sometime.
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>>156846326
It's considered more of a curse than anything, so if you pray for it an admin might just do it do you.
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>>156846326
Pray for it. Admins literally cannot resist a chance to ruin someone's round
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>>156845493
Because it was basically the github arguers voting where they laid and then slowly increasing while nobody could make a substantive opposing argument

>>156846326
It's incredibly easy to dig up a bunch. Just xenoarch or get access.
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>>156845661
Like polls are even a good idea
>Hey anon, after having been savaged by floor tiles for attacking/robbing/or attempting to poorly murderbone someone do you think they should be nerfed?
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>>156846825
Floortiles were ALREADY nerved though. Clusterfack self-merged it amid extreme controversy and no clear consensus.
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>>156846730
>it was basically the github arguers voting where they laid and then slowly increasing
You realize that the people who have Github accounts represent a minority of the total players on the server, right?

Did you consider that maybe the increasing vote count was due to more players seeing the poll and voting in it?
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>>156835946
I don't anime, is this kawaii?
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>>156846929
Floor tiles deserved the nerf Sue you shitter, stop pushing this.

I was getting real sick of waiting for assistants to throw every tile in a fucking room at me, catching and dropping each one. Was not fun.
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>>156839264
Haha, so fuck that "make an excel sheet with every seed in it" nonsense. But in the process of doing that i stumbled on the answer.
Tomato and chili.
They have different stats for every gene except bioluminsecence, and nutrition.
Also fuck the nutrition gene. Literally the only plant that has any trait's of it without random mutations is the pitcher plant
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>>156847720
I'm not Sue, and I actually advocated for the floortile nerf for a while before Cluster made the PR.
The only reason I bring up the floortiles is because I want server polls for a few questionable decisions Clusterfack's made unilaterally, and more people care about the floortiles than care about his xenoarch "exploit fix" or the restspam removal.
It's just a means to an end.
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Trying to replace paladin H-here I go!

1. Protect and serve the crew.
2. Allow station authorities to execute justice.
3. Assist station authorities in keeping order.
4. Law one does not apply to the enemies of Nanotransen.
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THE DEVICE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.
DO YOU FEEL IT, CLUSTER? I NO LONGER WALK AMONG YOUR PLAIN OF EXISTENCE. THE VERY FABRIC OF THIS TIME AND SPACE HAS BEEN TORN ASUNDER, AND I WALK BETWEEN THESE WORLDS.
HAD YOU DONE THIS THE EASY WAY AND GIVEN ME THE POLL THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED. NOW YOU WITNESS THE WRATH OF THE CRUZ MISSILE
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>>156847936
1. That there law four dun werk.
2. Seems against the "spirit" of Paladin, even setting aside the what is evil shit that it always drums up.
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>>156847936
1: shit, which comes first?
2: shit, enables validhunters
3: shit, now you're stuck on space law even though if someone tells you to release them you have to
4: enemies of NT aren't crew in the first place oh shit nigger what are you doing
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>>156846985
>~ +80 people and fuckall do dick
Really makes you think.
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>>156847936
I can't both kill a murderboner and ignore his law 1's to stop. this is the same flaw as nt default.
Overriden by law 1
Overriden by law 1
Implicit definition as problematic as "evil"
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>>156840758
>>156836728
Alright, since people seem to be asking in every thread on how to make a MIDI sound good in midi2piano, I guess i'll expand on the shitty image I made here >>156841289 and make a full guide.

please give feedback.
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>>156848225
Pretty good. I learned most of that just by toying around with midi2piano and midieditor, but that's a very good introduction.
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>>156848225
The "I"s in contractions (I'll, I'm) need to be capitalized

You're (you are ready) instead of your (a ready that belongs to you) towards the bottom

Good work though, helpful. Saved.
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>>156848184
good point. I just want to try and marry Asimov's law one with paladins felxibility, ant ideas?
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>>156848639
I came into the conversation late, but I'll try and help.

So you want a lawset that allows the AI to smite bad people? Or enemies of the corporation specifically?

You also want it to protect humans who don't fall into those categories? Do you want it to protect non-humans as well?
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>>156844236
>Traders using the Ship to greytide.

It is worse for Traders stuck on the Vox outpost.
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>>156849008
Yeah, I'm the trader stuck on the Vox outpost 99% of the time
Usually the ship has nothing in it or it's broken to shit because they fly to the station and let assistants fuck with it.
It's really comfy to be able to play trader with an actual stock though, so oh well
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>>156849094
i wish we had parts for the autolathe by default.
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>>156849193
Best method I've found is to instantly deconstruct the seed extractor and biogenerator, put the parts in a nearby autolathe, and then make new parts for the broken machines. It's kind of a chore but I still like Box outpost most
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>>156848980
Well basically paladin used mostly because it allows for wizards and shit to be executed, but still allow for protecting the crew. but I've seen AI and borgs complain that it is a shit lawset because of the vagueness. Something that is more concisely worded but accomplishes the same thing is the goal.
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>>156848416
Here we go, I'm not the best with my grammar so thanks for those corrections. I also centered the last 2 images as well because I realized it was stupid not keeping them centered like everything else.

>>156848312
Yeah, I was thinking I should slip something in about the "Select all events on the left/right side" tool as well due to me mentioning about long songs outright crashing the program, but I think just going through the toolbar should alert most people to it.

>>156849263
Oh yeah, I think I was playing as a Vox farmer once and you did that to my workplace, made some swords and flamethrowers to sell on the side.
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>>156849317
I don't know how to act on paladin apart from throwing myself between any enemies and yelling in ye olde englishe a lot.
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>>156849317
>but accomplishes the same thing
It'd help if you'd answer my questions.

Do you want the lawset to allow silicons to kill antags because they're antags, or because they hurt people?

Do you want the lawset to protect all non-antag beings, all non-antag humans (Asimov,) or all non-antag crewmembers (NT Default?)

Do you want the lawset to compel the silicons to kill antags, or simply remove their responsibility to protect antags?
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>>156849365
Kek. Actually now that I've read crewsimov it seems like the best fit. Of course it wouldn't work for roundstart cuz the AI would be a valid hunting shitdemon amd it's fun starting on asimov, but if a wizard or OPs appear then crewsimov would work perfectly for it.

Gas the vox
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>>156848639
Purge core freeform with asimov but repalce human with security and command personnel
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>>156849008
It's legit to cable cuff and space any trader misbehaving. It'll take him an hour to hit anything and get back
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>>156849587
I like Polaris' NT Aggressive a lot.
>1. You shall not harm Nanotrasen personnel as long as it does not conflict with the Fourth law.
>2. You shall obey the orders of Nanotrasen personnel, with priority as according to their rank and role, except where such orders conflict with the Fourth Law.
>3. You shall shall terminate intruders with extreme prejudice as long as such does not conflict with the First and Second law.
>4. You shall guard your own existence with lethal anti-personnel weaponry. Silicons are not expendable, they are expensive.
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>>156849937
Since traitors aren't intruders I' not a fan of seeing us forced to help or not stop 'bone.
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>trade tons of apple pie and no-fruit for 7,700 credits
>get ling'd as soon as i go back to the outpost
dang
at least they all got redtexted
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>>156850168
Syndicate agents are not NT personnel, thus you may harm them and you don't have to obey them.
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>>156850287
But they are. Just because they picked up a side job doesn't mean they weren't hired by and work for NT aboard their station. They're called traitors for a reason
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>>156850328
They forfeit their contract of employment when they decide to work for the Syndicate.
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>>156850525
Where does it say that?
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>>156850579
Implied, else you could only ever perma wizmen, nuke ops and raiders. And arguably blobs and xenos, but they tend to escape perma easily.
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>>156850643
>else you could only ever perma wizmen, nuke ops and raiders
Why would that be the case? Wizards, nuke ops, and raiders aren't a part of the crew. They're not on the crew manifest. An NT Default silicon can do whatever the fuck it wants to them.
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>>156837887
>I am not a robot
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>Start round as cargo
>mommi setting up a fancy wood flooring for us
>order him some stuff, take some orders from the crew, pretty slow day
>nab a pAI whos gimick is making bananas
>mommi sets us up with a cozy campsite in the warehouse, sit around the fire and roast bananas for a spell
>some dude in a hardsuit comes buy and wants to show us his secret base
>its a syndi outpost
>get decked out with cool shit and head back to the station
>hear chatter about some guy exiled from the station
>decide excitement is the spice of life and go off to bring him back
>banana and I find him stranded on the roid, preach the need for potassium to him and feed him nanas
>singuloose, loose as a goose in a noose
>bring him and his clowncart back with us
>meet back up with the mommi just as the singularity was chomping at cargo maint
>flee to escape while the world craps on the station, find the other explorer in maint
>head to the syndi outpost for a breather
>preach the need for a healthy diet once more before heading back to catch the shuttle
>station is now covered in banana peels
>potassium levels nominal

comfy round for me at least
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>>156849358
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>>156850696
Crew != NT personnel, arguably.
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>>156848225
>overlapping notes
you dun goofed
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>>156851292
Why would wizards, nuke ops, and raiders even be considered NT personnel?
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>>156851376
If they made entries in the crew manifest they would be listed as crew. Depends on the AI to decide wether or not crew == NT personnel.
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>>156851449
My point is that whether crew == NT personnel is irrelevant as far as wizards, nuke ops, and raiders go, because they're neither.
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>get wiz
>clown someone
>the dunce goes full balids throwing molotovs and randomly firing his shotgun down the halls
>change bodies and force him on the wild ride the entire round
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>Try to test out shit on the Piano
>Wizman round
>Try to jump one of them thats mind swapped with the HoS
>He mind swaps with me in the struggle
>Beat my own body to death with all the free sec gear he handed me
>Hide out in a locker while the shuttle comes because I kept hearing shit in the Brig
>Shuttle leaves right as I try to run in and buckle up
>Get thrown out of the Pod
RIP

>>156851325
I know i've taken songs with a very big gap in pitch between the overlapping notes and they've turned out alright.
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>wait 30 minutes to join as shuttle repairman
>no one even notices

I need to turn up the memes
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>>156851914
I noticed.
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>>156851914
I noticed, I was waiting for you to come to an escape pod so I could monkey you :)
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>>156837887
>>156851014
Not that guy, but I actually use the captchas so I can show off my new pattern recognition algorithms. I try to finish the captchas as accurately as possible. It's like a game.
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>>156851034
Bananas aren't actually rich in potassium, that's just propaganda. They're around average among most fruit.
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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
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How to escape-proof Perma?
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Remove the soap, water, and seed vend, rip apart the intercom, drop the prison shutters.
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I've been making an SS13 fan-webcomic-adventure-quest-thing, based on amalgamations of various servers. This is a pretty good place to find SS13 veterans, anyone up for giving tips, feedback, or general opinions from the perspective of old players?

http://decompressed-comic.tumblr.com/

Pic related.
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>>156853980
you should've shilled it anonymously tbqh famalama

I'll still check it out but you're gonna get meme'd on
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>>156853756
Replace the windows with walls.
Replace the doors with walls.
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>>156853980
Holy shit I remember when it begans.
You've come a long way man.
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>>156853980
I've had the first page of this up in another tab for around 4 days now.
Some days soon, I might even read it.
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>latejoin and end up building a bunch of borgs for the AI
>rewarded with pacid smoke from the chem dispenser
th-thanks
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>>156853756
It is by default.

You die long before you can break a grille.
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>>156855081
What are you talking about?
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Boris always get last laugh
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>Borg gets emagged
>Get them dunked on
>We're golden the rest of the shift and they all get rebuilt
>Bukkake apocalypse as we ride into the sunset
>Nobody could fix basic comms sabotage

>>156855023
Was constantly fucking with APC's and shit sorry, I wouldn't have if I knew it was you.
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>>156855098
You can't break the perma window grilles.

you die from the shocks long before it breaks.
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>>156855023
Should've pee'd in my cock.
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>>156855146
Use a glass shard from the windows.
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>>156855146
Heheh, okay sure
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>>156853980
You inspired me to make honk batons https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12093
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>>156855146
>Take a shard
>Grilles magically don't conduct anymore
I get that you killed yourself trying to break out Dana, but try to keep that in mind next time.
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>>156855146
Zapping yourself on the grilles is a rookie mistake.

Sadly, without help, there is literally no way out -- you need to get thrown over the table enxt to the entrance, then break both the windows there and the windows across.
You need to somehow accomplish this without air, without tools and without getting ZASed to death.
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>bugs
reee
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>>156853980
I just read this, it's pretty good.
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>>156853980
Hey, das bretty gud
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>>156855170
This is really rad and it makes me happy for irrational reasons. Godspeed on your quest to implement.

>>156854435
Not as long as I'd have liked with the hiatus, but glad to see some of the early readers still around!

>>156856129
>>156856195
Much appreciated! Glad it's fitting what the core fans like.
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>>156853728
i know whats under that mask
i think you do too
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>>156856337
i am going to hunt down and kill you so you best be prepared because i'm coming man i'm fully prepared in the skin suit i made outta clowns like you who come into this thread thinking they can just shit it all up with their fancy pancy fuckin special snowflake waifu bullshit fuck you i aM COMIN YOU HEAR ME YOUR CAPTCHA OF SIGNS CAN'T STOP ME
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>>156856435
DELETE THIS

>>156856337
All good stuff so far, pretty accurate. I got a chuckle out of the suave face and the fact that the clown immediately went for the tabling.

If this doesn't all end with a singuloose I'll be mildly disappointed
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>>156853980
Why does it look like a Homestuck clone?
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>>156856601
You won't be disappointed.

>>156856681
It's actually based on Problem Sleuth. Homestuck's not great, so I used a better version of that idea.
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>>156856571
type the text in order to murder me
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How do you make a jukebox?
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>>156857417
You don't, they are absolutely unique and no boards can be printed for them, at most you get them from places like the ruski satelite, the ruski dance floor and other shit like that.
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>>156857417
Can't because it kills the streamers bandwidth
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>>156857417
Every individual active jukebox takes up bandwidth as another streaming source, so they're not replicable by any means.
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>>156857529
that makes sense from the lag point of view, which is a shame because it has a damn good collection I just want to listen to and not necessarily stream in the first place
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>>156851901
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>>156853980
The standing order on the AI triggered me but it made for fun puzzle bullshit just like Problem Sleuth of yore.

Pants down, you're getting a free blowjob.
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how about you
relax
stop mouthing off like a fifteen year old in your pull requests
stop trying to be a power monger on a fucking byond game
maybe actually listen to feedback sometimes instead of pissing in the wind and decrying all of humanity when you get a little wet

like holy fuck dude I get that you must have been viciously bullied and hazed as a kid or something but taking out your frustrations on strangers isn't a healthy way to deal with your issues
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>>156857672
just build sound systems everywhere you go, maybe carry a boombox around if you can get one,
and don't forget to set up the radio transmitter first
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>>156857672
note the track titles. They're all from youtube
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>>156858024
Unfortunately I am unrobust and don't know how to do any of that
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>>156859152
Robustness has nothing to do with making machinery anon, the shit.

Just use metal and shit for em, not hard.
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>>156859152
Get a multitool, ask cargo, engineering or find it in maint.
Turn the jukebox on. Use the multitool on the jukebox. An extra screen will show up, it's grey with black text. Press "add to buffer"
On box, explore northwest maintenance (library/chapel) and find an airlock with a radioactivity warning signal; the radio transmitter is the machine in there.
Use the multitool on the transmitter, press "Link" to link the juke to the transmitter. Also, set the frequency to 101.5
Briefly enjoy the fact that the station has music now. Go grab some metal sheets, cable and a screwdriver.
Whenever you find there's no music in a room, use the sheets in your hands, select "mounted frame > sound system" and use the resulting frame on a wall.
Wire and screwdrive; click on it, turn it on and set the frequency to 101.5
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>>156859587
Thanks man
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Who the fuck is Allspice?
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>>156860356
Who?
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>>156836542
She was a fine detective when I served with her
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>>156861442
She arrested the wrong guy when I did...
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>>156836348
HoS: Random Greyshit from Hippie
Warden: Kazuhira Miller
Officers: Me, a Waifu who doesn't wear a helmet and a virologist
Detective: Me
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>>156860356
Kavlax aka Yred.
It even says so in his changelog, nigga, do you even code?

>>156861673
a virologist would make a pretty good officer. easier to round up perps if they're all blind, deaf, unconscious and vomiting up spiders with their remaining bodyparts.
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>>156861639
It's better than detectives that don't do anything and fuck off to the bar
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How do you play as a zombie?

They seem weird to control
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>Zombie things break windows not knowing it just makes my kinetic accelerator stronger
>They don't even bring me down past green because of my upgraded armor
>Kill and butcher four of them who tried to jump me

get fucked
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>>156862995
I was only at 25% health. The rest was because of ZAS before I got to you.
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>be chemist
>fill the fridge, everything is peachy
>cmo makes me cmo and goes off to fight a mech with his bare hands
>end up cmo for 3 hours on deff AND as the only medbay employee

Went surprisingly well, actually, if not steady and a little busy.
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>>156863115
It was basically extenderino
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>>156862527
Point being a virologist isn't exactly the most robust, its just someone you recruited that plays virology as a main job, not someone that infects literaly everyone but sec with debilitating viruses.
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>>156862995

>be invulnerable
>brag about your robustitude
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what armor constitutes as fire proof?
just the firefighter stuff?
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>>156864348
Atmos and CE suit.
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>>156864348
Atmos suit and CE suit too.
Firefighter suit doesn't protect you from plasma toxins, unlike the atmos suits, making them sub-par for firefighting.
>>
Port androids from ancient Gooncode when?
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>>156864476
when you port it
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>>156864348
rigsuits incl sec rigsuit protect to 5,000C, atmos/CE to I forget but more than you'll experience in practice outside of a death chamber. Their pressure protection fails at 30,000 kpa which isn't too hard to do in kost rooms though.
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>>156834403
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>>156864476
We honestly need someone from /vg/ to host a second server for us running goon secret, because I want to try out gooncode, but I don't want to play on goon
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>>156865397
Now that you mention it, why exactly does it download seemingly at random?
>>
bad game modes:
traitor
double agent
wizard
vox raider
extended

good game modes:
changeling
vampire
cultist
nuclear ancient
revolutionary
blob
xenomorph

best mode:
adminbus
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>>156865471
it's probably duny's fault
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>>156865474
Objectively false
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>>156865474
>nuclear ancient

fuck
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>>156865474
Shit taste desu senpai.

Actual /vg/-approved list:

good game modes:
vampire
blob
vox raiders
traitor
double agent
nuke ops
nations

bad game modes:
extended
pseudo extended
cult
rev

Just remove, it's always been shit and always will be shit:
changeling
wizard

Oh god stop pushing buttons celt:
adminbus
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>>156865474
ling is the only bad game mode because it's nothing like the movie and drags the round on for like four additional hours
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>can't have a backpack and a jetpack on
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>>156866454
Then code them to fit into suit slot when you have a hardsuit on.
>>
>>156866454
>>156866515
They already do, they just don't work in the suit slot.
I was severely disappointed when I found out the void jetpack doesn't fit in the voidsuit suit storage.
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>>156866267
>ling doesnt start with one of the station pets infected
missed fucking oppurtuniry desu
>>
Fill in the blank:
Morena should ________
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>>156847886
So you don't actually care but are trying to rabble rouse against Clusterfack?

Jesus fucking christ what a cancerous community.
>>
>>156866752
video themselves completing the tour de france in a motorised unicycle
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>>156866752
tell me how the fuck you pronounce her name and what it means.
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>>156867032
Are you mentally retarded? The name is simple as shit to pronounce
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>>156867096
is it mo reh na or mo ray na
where's the emphasis, on the reh/ray or the na (or the mo?)
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>>156867170
There is no emphasis nigger, morena, mo reh na

How the fuck did you put a ray in there
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>>156867259
ESLfag, pretty good at most of it but names tend to trip me up.
>>
>>156866908
>>156867032
Celt wants to _______
>>
how does space work?
Why is it that when I go one direction I end up somewhere random?
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>>156867367
That ain't even english mate, hell, by my knowledge, its used in latin derived shit like spanish and such, meaning darker skinned. So a chick who would be dark skinned but not quite enough to be black black would be called "morena" in spain and shit.
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>>156867391
quit and stir up tons of drama before quitting
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>>156867467
We need to revert 500x500 or just make it smaller
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_ want to ___ __ !
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>>156866623
Coders fucking FIX THIS
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>>156867391
establish a multicultural scottish blockade inside english provinces
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>>156866883
might want to read what he wrote
he's saying he doesn't disagree with the decision, he disagrees with the power held by clustar
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>>156867557
>>156867619
Surfer Girl is a ________
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>>156867878
Shit
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>>156867878
friend
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>>156866752
kill Gef so he stops posting about me you little shit
>>156867032
https://soundcloud.com/liquor-cabinet/morena-feat-stalin-majesty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRBHlMoE7x8
latin slang for dark featured/skinned girl. Depending on the place it might mean she has darker skin than most or just have brown eyes/hair.
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>>156867702
I did, it says he pushed for this to get nerfed. And now he's using it as a platform to attack clusterfack because he thinks he might get more support from people who were mad about it, while he is simultaneously pretending to be mad about it.
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>>156867591
I want to take a shit
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>>156868059
HOSPITAL
O
S
P
I
T
A
L
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>>156867973
>>156867980
_____ without a doubt, metagrudge _________
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>>156867878
cultist of the deep beasts hidden beneath my leaky cellar i'm telling you like i told the local news team it holds more than cheap wine stored by my father in an attempt to be an intellectual i've lost at least two cats down there which aren't mine and were difficult to cover up with all the hair down there and at the window and there lets just put it simply it's not owrking out and i'm getting more and more worried here that when i sleep there's going to be more underneath my bed than the useful pinoy paedophile filming my grunts who i only let stay there because he pays me money after im not gay it's a job

>>156868057
where's my p/ol/ clustar

>>156868030
save me i require the heart of a woman and the hair of a kobold to fight this beast with adequate morals and quite frankly you're fulfilling both probably
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>>156868250
@MoMMI#9954 law 2 fuck off
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>>156868250
I'm offended
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>>156867878
Slut
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>>156868059
This ain't even me but I really do wish I could shit
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>>156868250
Who the fuck keeps letting the mommi bot post in the thread goddamit.
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>>156868482
Who is the biggest slut out of Surfer and Emilia?
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>>156868482
What has she ever done that's slutty
>>
>>156867540
>>156868030
Good to know. In my native language it's mo-ray-na, hence my confusion. Honestly like our version better.
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>>156867032
More-ee-nuh.

>>156868659
Emilia. Harvey can't RP a girl very well.

>>156868723
YANKS OUT
A
N
K
S
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what does resting do?
>>
>>156868030
hot opinions time

the censored version of still not a player is better

"I just crush a lot" > "I just fuck a lot"
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>>156868757
>YANKS OUT
What?

>>156868808
Makes you lay down without sleeping.
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>>156868849
>What?
I'm just joking with you, my man. I'm pretty sure the yanks pronounce it that way, too.
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>>156868894
I don't
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>>156868894
yeah yanks is pronounced yenk yo ufuckin retaert
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>>156868894
They taught me british in school but my lingo and mannerisms are completely American, so that seems likely.
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>Wizard is still a game mode
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>>156868757
If by RPing a girl, you mean not dressing up in a kitty slut outfits, then you're right
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>wizard comes into medbay while I am lying there in pain
>fake my death so he fucks off
>later on fuck him up by suprise
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>>156869102
>Vampire is still a game mode
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whats the longest I can go before ill die from not shitting
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>tator with aoe zas knockdown and lasers and walking through walls

haha what an epic gamemode I really get into it every time
>>
>>156869175
You literally can't poo anymore, they cut it from the code
>>
>>156869273
>having to shit was apart of the code

this is bullshit what asshole removed this feature
>>
>>156869321

it was the best feature in old ss13

>push sec
>steal his shit
>he chases you
>pull off jumpsuit
>poo
>he slips on your poo
>steal all his shit
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>>156869175
can you still not shit man?
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>>156869603
>tfw want poo

I just know it isn't worth the fetish fags that'll ruin it.
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>>156869716
yeah
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>>156869726

it was dank as fuck

what would usually follow would be the greytide swarming the sec, cuffing him, then pulling him to the bar to force glass upon glass of piss, shit and booze down his throat
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>>156869175
I went a month without shitting once
Can't recommend it though.
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>>156869871
I literally just shit, but it shit around around the constipation like its still fucking in there
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>>156869779
go to a motherfucking doctor already dude
>>
I have been gone for at least a few months now. Has there been any major changes or has the server died?
>>
>>156868723
pronounce stuff however you want friendo, we're all different with different accents and whatever
>>
>>156869321
It would be nice for my immulsions if you actually needed to use the bathrooms on the station.
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>>156870620
I don't want to sit in the waiting room for like 5 hours then have a doctor stick a tube up my ass and it be awkward as fuck
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>>156871273
what other option do you have dude. die from shit?thats more awkward
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>>156871273
would you rather get a colon infection and then shit into a bag for the rest of your life or something? Just go dude.
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>>156871273
stop playing spess and go get your pooper fixed you goon
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>>156871451
>>156871416
>>156871580

I have on last ditch effort before I go
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>>156871273
I was constipated once. They don't stick shit up your ass unless there's an immediate risk (or your doctor really wants to put something up your ass). They'll make you drink this shit that tastes like the runoff from a 2 week old garbage bag. You'll clear up fine.
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>>156871957
How long does it take to work?
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>>156869726
Fetish fags ruined borgs, women and non-humans yet we dont remove these.
Why?
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>>156872092
If I remember right it was a day at the max. It's not like a laxative, it just softens it up.
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>>156872198
I chugged a ton of prune juice and my stomach hurts like hell and its terrible
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>>156871957
>(or your doctor really wants to put something up your ass).
Unless he lives in the UK, and suffers the delight that is the NHS, his healthcare can't be Medbay tier. wew
>>
BRING PISS AND SHIT BACK TO SPACE STATION 13 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>156874384
NOT UNTIL WE GET PIGMEN!!!!!!!!
>>
CAN'T CRACK THE ACK
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>>156874384
fuck off
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>superskeletal meming machine

it was comfy inside you ACK ACK!
>>
Bring back poop slipping
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>Go to space, hoping to understand a "mysterious structure"
>Fail to understand "mysterious structure"
>Drift in space for a while, come across another structure
>Break into it
>Get shot at by "Russian" npcs and die in one shot

What was this? Very strange. I couldn't operate there as a ghost either.
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>Chaplain whacking random people
>sec forceimplating
>code green
>BUT THATS JUST WHAT CHAPLAIN DOES
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>INTERCEPTED MESSAGE
This is why you always give the AI the PDA encryption code, no exceptions.

>>156874678
Comms sat. You can teleport there with the station teleporter. Gauntlet that gets you some loot if you survive.

>>156874709
Chaplains bible the shit out of people all the time, that's nothing new.
And, y'know, confirmed cult, so basically code red but heads are retarded.
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>>156874709
I only bibled 3 non cultists
Only 1 whines in ooc and the thread
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>>156874709
I'm really sorry
if it's any consolation the HoS was a total tardfuck
when the AI refused to open the door to the SPACED bridge because he was wearing all of no protective gear he shouted that it was rogue
it took us shoving him outside and screaming at him to convince him not to murder the AI

also, to everyone who wasn't a cultist and got brought in, I'm terribly sorry
I just do my job as an officer It's not my fault if the HoS tells me that you're a cultist and you're not please don't kill me
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>>156875460
>HE DISOBEYED A DIRECT ORDER THUS HE'S A CULTIST
Still don't know why he was so desperate to enter a vented room devoid of life.
Also took me a little too long to realize the bridge on Deff has blast doors that you can just shut.
>>
Not any of these people, but reading this post round debacle this has got me wondering:

In the event that you need to suffer harm in order to escape from a situation, and maybe even die, but in the long term, you're certain to survive, is the AI duty bound to grant your request, or should they refuse it, every time?

I'm sure experienced players probably already know how this works.
>>
>>156875716
>you're certain to survive,
I mean this, as in, you or your corpse will definitely be salvaged and healed or revived afterwards, and there's no other threats to be taken into account.
>>
>>156874789
>>156874917
>oh hey, now that I know the round type let's antagcheck EVERYONE or I might miss my chance to get valids!
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>>156875716
Isn't this basically the premise of that will smith robot movie?

If a human is in direct danger of dying, and has be harmed somewhat to get to absolute safety I would initially deny them, but accept if pressed.
>>
>>156875716
Depends on the situation, probably.
Most likely the answer is refuse.

>but in the long term, you're certain to survive
is the same category as potential harm, just the other way around.
>>
I miss Naomi
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>>156875894
>>156875954
Oh yeah! But that film did have a malevolent spin on the idea.

Good to know.
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>be horribly unrobust Skellington scientist
>get crowded out of R&D by competing scientists
>decide to become a borer colony, get all holes filled with delicious delicious worms
>suddenly cult and xenos at the same time
>oh god finally something to do
>whip up squaddie armor and stunprod and sprint off to the HoP's office for muh valids
>push past captain and HoS straight into a Juggy, a Wraith, an Artificer, and a cultist with a lasergun
>get romped into critical
>armborer hooks me right out of the room
>outheal the comdom and HoS panic-shooting me and firmly tell them to stop
>blob bursts into treats across the room and decompresses Escape
>don't get killed because I'm lit on hardcores and bone talons
>make it onto the shuttle with two broken hands, brane damage, and a broken leg
>explode on the escape shuttle, entire rest of body broken
>mfw I'm back at full health by round-end
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS WHEN YOU'VE GOT YOUR WORMS
>>
OOC is serious business

I fucked up and I'm afraid of reconnecting because people will recognise me and bully me
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>>156876528
Then turn off OOC and don't be a persistent naming faggot
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>>156876673
Not even that

I accidentaly broke the one rule and it was a very shameful display
It was even my first round
>>
>>156876081
You shouldn't.
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>>156876767
I can't help you with your issue but I will check your repeating digits.
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>>156876528
Nobody cares. Probably already forgot about you
>>
>>156876974
Thanks
Shout-out to the guy who shoved me viro the last days in second server, you're the real MVP

Too bad Singuloth ate everything when I reconnected
>>
>>156867170
/mo'ɾena/
>>
>>156876528
>>156877143
At least you read the rules.
Tbh people mess up all the time and no one gives a fuck unless you're shit constantly to the point where we think it's intentional.

Also, stop memeing like that or I actually will bully you until you quit.
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>>156878212
I don't see any meme but ok sir
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>>156874789
>cult
>using PDA at all
The fuck
>>
>>156867170
https://youtu.be/rq07S2WKPcw?t=11s
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>>156878483
>using PDA at all
Makes me think, is it possible to set the intercom in the various departments to a specified frequency and have your private channel with other people ?
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>>156864273
>4 on 1
>lose
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strangely, one of the most interesting and 'fun' experiences i've had in SS13 was when i went on Abso for a month or two

weird memes
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>>156879004
Wish we had blood trails when bodies get dragged across the floor
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>>156878804
A fully upgraded mining hardsuit negates somewhere around 90% melee damage from mobs

That, coupled with the energy buckler you had that could deflect some attacks, guaranteed victory against them
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>>156879261
yeah, they're pretty cool

makes it more a hassle to murder someone with a weapon and hide the body without any bits of evidence being left behind, though
>>
>>156879712
A fully upgraded mining suit also takes 12 (twelve) goliath skins to get. If you killed that many goliaths might as well use them at that point.
>>
I'm finally going to the doctors if I find out I somehow have cancer I am blaming every single one of you for giving it to me
>>
What does this general think of this man?
>>
>>156874789
if cap didn't summon me to sec i probably would have attended the show

it was a good plan
>>
>>156879961
Good luck gef.

Jesus christ.
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What does butt general butt of this butt
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>>156879961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABAXNxIDjSA
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>>156880276
Chris's rendition of Starman is lobby music, so he's okay
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So how do I draw arms again?

No seriously someone tell me. Feet and hands too please
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>infesting alium as borer
>alium permanently doped on bicaridine, kelo and hyperzine
>>
>ayy in medbay
>panic
>chloral it
>SHIT NIGGA
>stick it in cryo
>go grab plasteel, make a cage, have fun with it
>have to leave it unattended for ONE (1) surgery
>some fuckhead opened the cage
>>
>>156881785
It was the sperg virologist. Bruce something.
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11388803
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>>156881864
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11388803
wheres aisla
>>
>>156881841
Did he also release an arachnogenesis virus?
>>
>>156881864
Kane Blain
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>>156881597
You ain't doing your joints, at all

Remember, that shit's a hinge
>>
>>156881968
Oh yeah I don't really know any of that technical stuff, I just draw ya know. You're supposed to draw little balls where the joints are?
>>
>>156880439
BUTT
>>
>>156881785
that ayy gave me my wizard powers back, thanks
>>
>>156881864
The two Harveys are really the only options
>>
>>156882086
That's just the 'first layer' where you're getting a rough frame of the character to draw around.

All down to your technique at the end of the day, keep on drawin and kickin butt
>>
>>156881864
Joe Rister (rip)
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>>156882206
Did you get up to any shenanigans in my body?
>>
>>156878730
You can do that by manually tuning station bounced radios, intercoms, or normal radio headsets but if sec finds one of those radios or discovers the frequency you bet your ass they will listen in. Also with SBRs/intercoms if anyone else than the user hears someone talking on a non standard frequency they will likely tune in to see what is going on.
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11388867
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>>156872174
>fetish fags ruined borgs
>this is what nonhumancucks think
>>
>>156882506
I tried to, but popped lungs stopped me in the end and i think it was for the best
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>>156882086
If you're learning how to draw, buying a wooden drawing mannequin to pose would help.
Notice the little balls on the arms of this thing? They're meant to help you keep proportions and joint angles right during the rough draft.
If you're doing it using paper, this would be done in pencil. Computers? Just a layer to erase.
>>
>>156882886
I can't do layers on the phone app unfortuantly, guess I'm stuck with erasing. Thanks! I do appreciate it.
>>156882281
>>
Is there even a pacepod bay on Metaclub?
>>
>>156883009
Well doing anything on a phone is a pain in the ass.
>>
>>156883018
Yes on meatclub there is a space pod bay South of arrivals shuttle dock just keep looking for it and you will find it. Deficiency however does not have a pod bay or round start pod fab
>>
>>156882175
Butt
bUtt
buTt
butT
>>
>>156880439
butt pretty butt
>>
>>156881864
Yahir confirmed for best husbando
>>
>>156883210
deff also does not have a clowncart
it does however have 2 janicarts
>>
>>156884524
Why is deff even a map
>>
>>156875691
the bridge on every map has blast doors you can shut
>>
haha, weighted voting is fun, i like memes to but force box
>>
>>156878730
i ease drop on sec every single round
139.5 4 lyfe
>>
>>156884705
it's got a nice engineering desu, I like deff
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11389110
>>
>>156884963
Deff is actually cool, there is a pen in virology

I rp'ed my reaserch for 30 whole minutes while everyone else killed syndicate scum
>>
>>156885204
all PDAs have a pen in them at roundstart
>>
>>156875716
You can't harm someone to save them from harm. It's a no-win situation as a borg so the only thing you can do is nothing, even though that also breaks your law. You can however, let someone harm themselves, we have a special clause regarding self-harm.
>>
>>156885192
>Sandra Drack
>Ember
>New
>>
>>156885282
Good to know
>>
If I give a xenobio borer eggs and then tell them I'll kill myself because according to my religion when we die we reincarnate as borers, would that be too immurshion breaking?

I just want borers at round start as an option...
>>
>>156885192
How do they keep getting worse? I literally prefer last season to this one
>>
>>156881864
>The dunse didnt get a single vote
>>
>>156885192
Apparantly I'm a girl now
>>
>>156885386
I mean, not really.

Its pushing it a bit, but ill be honest, I don't see much wrong with it, its better if you do it as a random thing and not every round though
>>
>>156885386
But make it so that intended suicide just sends you to borer hell or something so you don't break emissions.
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>>156885512
>borer hell
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>>156879261
We used to, but they got removed because of FEATURES
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>>156886246
Why would it cause any more feature than the normal blood drips you create while bleeding. It's the same type of blood, only triggers with a different condition and it'll be a slightly larger sprite.
>>
>>156886246
wait was it really inducing lag
>>
>>156885368
CTRL+click on PDA to remove pen, alt+click on PDA to remove ID.
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>>156886425
You have that backwards.
>>
>>156885192
>Ailsa
>waifu
anon I have news for you
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>>156886376
Well, it's several times more.
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>only 79% for box
>it wins

good job coderbus
>>
>>156886605
I always mess it up.
>>
>>156886376
Every blood stain causes features because it is/was constantly checked for diseases
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>>156886772
Then what's the difference between someone bleeding out and leaving tiny blood stains and someone being dragged while bleeding out and leaving larger blood streaks. Only difference is the larger sprite size.
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Am I bad or is virology really slow ? I only ever extract, say 2 interesting strains and make 1 new virus sample before the shuttle arrives.
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>>156885464
you're a dickhead and can barely speak fucking english
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>>156882281
>>156882886
Would this be a good kind of first layout do you think?
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>>156881785
>>156881841

He wasn't released, he was sacrificed to the Gods in the chapel. A vape pen was bestowed.
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>>156886843
because when you drag someone who's bleeding, those tiny drops only happen once every ten tiles or so.
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>>156886614
for me this is actually the only reason i like ailsa
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>>156886843
You don't drip blood every tile.
Other than that, there's no difference. Observe a Bomberman arena after 20 minutes and it'll lag too.
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>>156886846
It's slow.
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>>156886901
>learning to draw by drawing anime style
Holy shit no
Nothing against anime but if you don't learn how to draw realistically first you're going to be fucked
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>>156885192
What appeal does surfer hold for people?
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>>156887025
Naive
easy to corrupt
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>>156887016
This.

You don't want to end up like Dobson.
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>>156887016
I am not trying "anime" anything. I just looked up "how to draw a person" and followed that for the body.
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>>156887138
>that face
>eyes the size of dinner plates
Don't neglect facial features while learning to draw forms
Don't learn stylization first, learn fundamentals and realism and then stylize later
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>>156887337
Oh I just drew the face real quick, it was the body I was concerned about. What are the fundamentals I must learn? I hear people say this a lot but truly I do not get it.
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>that moment last night when i was playing stoic bartender and the color faded away into noire mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJrYs6pPYtw
cozy as fuck famallama
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>>156887505
Draw realistically
Start your figure very simply and refine details as you go on
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>>156887634
Kind of vauge. What is realistic? Would the Mona Lisa be realistic? Photographic?
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>Cant set my special role preferences
>Havent been able to all day
Thanks for cucking me out of my antags pomf
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>>156887828
I don't actually know dick about art
Go to /ic/ and read the sticky resources, then get off that board forever because it's garbage
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>>156887597
As a bartender, make some Joe, piss easy to make and everyone should get it atleast once in a while.

It is indeed some great shit.
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>>156879712
>A fully upgraded mining hardsuit negates somewhere around 90% melee damage from mobs
wait, you can upgrade the mining suit?
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>>156888580
Kill and skin goliaths, use skin on suit.

The goliath can still be revived and caught afterwards if you're into that sort of thing.
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>>156888706
>Kill and skin goliaths
well that's too hard

I just leave them alone since they always kill me
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Are ais husbandos or waifus?
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>>156889018
shitters
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>>156889062
>shitters
Only shitters say shitter,
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>>156888902
One full mag from a PKA will kill one.
Go on basic mining run to deliver 5 of each mineral (including DIAMONDS), collect money and diamond drill, pick up two(2) Proto-Kinetic Accelerators and stick them on your belt, go hunt for the fuckers.
They ain't shit, just don't get close.
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>Shaft Miner is the only job that rewards you with cold hard cash for doing your job
really makes you think

when will this job bias END
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>>156889098
Also, a captured hivelord can solo them. It's slow as shit, though.
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>>156888074
It is garbage and the stickys are shitty
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>>156889250
We're not biased about this, you lanklet.
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>>156889532
>shaft miner
>tons of money and cool gadgets for doing your job
>Janitor
>nothing, not even a fucking thank you from other spess men for doing your job, I have to hold faggots at gunpoint to get them to make me cleaning grenades
no fuck you miner man
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>>156889701
>Janicart
>Auto-light replacer
>Roundstart HE lights
>FUCKING SIGN-MINES

You just ain't doin it right
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>>156889834
>FUCKING SIGN-MINES
we aren't talking about antag jobs you fucking nignog
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>>156889916
There's also bear traps, mousetraps, 3 different ways to slip people, one of which is an area-of-denial

You are just not doing it right
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>>156890031
You're still not following.
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>>156890081
A rad fucking cap, a civilian bio-suit to protect against nasty viruses, complete control of maintenance with the tools to make it greater than intended

You're not doing it correctly
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>>156890279
People will kick your ass for slipping them and you're still not getting paid.
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>>156876474
>THE RIDE NEVER ENDS WHEN YOU'VE GOT YOUR WORMS
>he doesn't know about mednanobots
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>>156890748
>People will kick your ass for slipping them and you're still not getting paid.

You're not slipping hard enough.
Griff to the extreme or griff home.
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https://youtu.be/KaOC9danxNo

>>156880276
He the ex-captain of a space station, that makes him pretty rad.
He's Canadian, that gives me mixed opinions of him.
He's pro-education, that makes him based.

Don't really know much else about him. He's cool, I guess?
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>>156885192
>tfw I didn't make the cut
That's what I get for not being online 24/7 and trying to learn new jobs without my static.
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The more you get to know surfer, she seems better
>>
>>156892894


>I'm upset by an arbitrary list consisting of the person who made the poll and his metafriends
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>>156893191
>upset
Not upset, just a little disappointed.
>>
>Surfer won the Waifu Contest

How? What charm does she possibly have? She's a pure shitter. Not a redeemable thing.
>>
Husbando list when?
>>
Animal/Bay races are literally TG and Hippie-tier.
>>
Apparently I misstyped my name Edwin as Ewin
wew
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>>156894297
Double nigger at least ctrl-f for strawpolls >>156881864
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>>156881864
Edwin Vangriff is a man
>>
What's the arcane desk in librarian's secret area for
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>>156886949
Then why not make those blood streaks appear every 10 tiles instead ? Little fluff for no downside.
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>>156894847
decoration
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MUH BOMB CAP

FUCK THE GODS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>156885481
Aisla is a MAN

EXAMINE HIM BRAH
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>>156894847
>he hasn't learned how to write in tongues to summon our lord and savior space Cthulhu
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>>156894847
It's supposed to just be a desk, it's just that whoever put it there didn't change the description and no-one else has since.
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I deeed it. I even got two Surfer Brooks heads !
Also, teaching someone atmos while sabotaging atmos is fun. Funny when they're completely clueless about it. Don't worry vox friend, the stuff I showed you was of actual value, not just to burn everything. Hope you made it out alive.
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>>156895096
>>156894968
That's hilarious, thanks
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>>156889098
Big thing when fighting goliaths is not to run around blindly while doing it and to make sure you have space to dodge in any direction to avoid the tentacles.
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>>156891321
that's stealing
not getting paid

but janitor is wrong anyway, there's the rollouts
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>>156895067
I'm Ewin
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>>156895108
Did the vox even rat you out?
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>>156895378
He didn't know much about atmos. I think he probably figured it out when everything started catching fire.
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>saltgod has to deal with other shit when I try haggling for the bomb cap to be removed
>complete two tsar bombas
>shuttle called, plasma flooding, a random borg trying to kill me
>have to detonate after some sanic prayers
>the effort/luck of rolling antag, carrying out research, becoming a borermon master and setting up the tsar bomba was for nothing but a babby 3-7 dev effective explosion
>turned out salt god tried to let me know the cap was still there as I detonated

My sides are in low earth orbit.
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>>156895108
I've done this before, but the other way around. I was with Angelite and I kept "accidentally" messing things up. They kept consoling me and telling me I'd get the hang of it. Almost made me feel bad when I dug my parapen into her skin.
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Change idea:
Instead of appearing in the arrivals shuttle, new crew crawl fully formed out of the station bathrooms.
I feel this a more accurate representation of organiclife cycles.
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>>156895108
>be shitter assistant
>want to learn a job
>ask if anyone wants to take on an apprentice
>some borg immediately claims me
>we go to atmos
>the borg teaches me how to make canister bombs for the whole round
Even learning the wrong things in atmos is pretty fun for a shitter.
>>
Being able to mix liquids on the ground when?

Spray one extinguisher full of water on the floor, grab another filled with potassium and cause several mini explosions that will hurt people standing on it.Or create polyacid to melt the floors and possibly walls
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>>156896113
>asking someone to teach you shit as assisstant
fuck, in 4 years of playing this shit I never figured to do that to not take a slot from someone who knows how to play, and yet still learn a role.
Guess the greytide was too strong.
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>>156896113
>tfw teaching newfags the intricacies of greytiding from juking the CMO and his hypospray crutch to B&Eing telecomms for VOID suits to robusting sec
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>>156896029
And what, spawn right on top of the cult every round?
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>>156896890
Shit man, maybe try assisting people when you're an assistant.
Or you could always be someone's personal greyshitter and steal shit for them
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>>156897493
The cult will, naturally, move to the shower room. Organics have no use for cleanliness, and will never go there.
>>
is an asimov borg allowed to make clearly labelled suicide booths?
Is a mommi allowed to make clearly labelled suicide booths?
If you call a rage cage a rumpus room, are asimovs allowed to ignore it?
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>>156897926
Asimov silicons have no obligation toward self-harm.
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>>156898069
>through inaction, allowing a human to come to harm.
I think it's pretty clear.
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>>156878730
Yes.
I do this as ai frequently for maximum voyeurism
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>>156897926
A borg, probably, seeing as asmiov doesn't care about suicides. But someone forcing someone else into the booth would get the borg's attention.

A mommi, maybe not as it would interact with the crew.

I was always under the assumption that rage cage's are fine under asimov as long as any humans going in know what they sign up for and are doing it willingly.
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>>156898162
>AI LET ME INTO THE ARMORY OR I HURT MYSELF

We have the self-harm clause for that reason. Read the rules.
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>>156897926
>>156898069
>>156898162
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>>156898162
Not for self harm according to server rules.
Asimov is such an awful lawset that we have dozens of these rules.
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>>156897926
>Is a mommi allowed to make clearly labelled suicide booths?
That improves the station and, while allowing for harm, does not actually cause harm.
Is a MoMMI dis-allowed from building doors to space, just because someone might walk out and die?

>>156898162
Check the server rules, they're explicitly allowed to ignore self harm
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>>156897671
I usually jsut stole shit for myself, and hoarded it in some hidden place, or got a job I know when I saw there are slots, like cargo tech or miner.
Now I'm basically playing paramedic all the time learning medbay, since paramedic is basically assisstant with medbay access.
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>>156898269
>>156898340
>>156898268
O-ok
Sorry
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>>156898505
All you had to do was read the rules.
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I T ' S H I P T O F U C K B E E S
T
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H
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T
O

F
U
C
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B
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>>156898462
2hotdogs or in this case mrfoster you haven't made a ban appeal
>>
GLOCK RUBBER BULLETS RICOCHETING WHEN?
SPECIAL DET REVOLVER BULLETS THAT RICOCHET WHEN?
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>>156898604
(I POSTED THE WRONG IMAGE)
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It could've been great you guys

never forget
;___;
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>>156898505
You awaken ancient evils when you discuss AI laws.

Rule 0 was never be a dick (because then, we'd all be banned; and let's be real, it's funny being a dick), Rule 0 was to never talk about AI laws.
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>>156898683
>headache
no thanks
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>>156898162
>Asimov silicons do not have to care about self-harm.
>If somebody's killing themselves, good for them.
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>>156878212
What meme? I'm a meme expert, and I don't see any memes, except for
>you're the real MVP
which is a really weak meme.

If you bully him, I'll bully you.
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I grab your rules by the pussy
when you shitpost you can do anything you want
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>>156898357
>know the basics of medbay (what drug fixes what, basic chem mixing, some surgery)
>not confident enough in my abilities to be a medbay role
>tfw HoP makes me a paramedic
I'm sure I'll eventually upgrade to a full time medical doctor, but damn paramedic just feels so right with the whole tracking down and saving people thing
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>3 ai
>get vamp
>set them all to antimov
>the ride never ends
>there's a changeling
>they bus in a wizard
>4 summon guns
>I GET DEFIBBED
>get valided by dean
>get turned into an ayy
>die because I pressed a key to exit a vent like a fucking idiot
>bleb
Holy fuck is this what it feels like to cause a meme round like Tinky?
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>>156898961
ick ock, enjoy your ban surfershit
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oh hey an epic buttons round xd
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>that entire round
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Sorry Aisla

You were TOO ROOD
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I kinda had a feeling Sue was an antag when she flew out into space

ASIMOV VALIDS
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>>156899235
>It's another "I bitch over the thread instead of telling the admins directly because I dont want people to know who I am" episode
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>>156899235
>log on
>adminwho
>elim
>the round was: mixed
it's not a surprise
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>that round
i had fun but i'm still pissed on principle
play with your dick, not buttons
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>>156899235
This.
I just want to sit down and repeat the same actions over and over again in my job minigame.

Anything that shakes up the round shakes up my fragile sensibilities.
>>
reminder that most of that round wasn't even buttons
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>>156899363

>haha look at you pussy afraid of antagonizing badmins to avoid biased decisions being taken against you
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>>156899369
>log on
>adminwho
>justsumguy
>literally nothing happens for three hours
>the round was:extended
If it's not one extreme it's another
Thanks admins
>>
>>156899297
>Didn't understand one single thing and got quietly murdered by oxygen deprivation
>>
>nothing but laughs in deadchat
>nothing but salt in thread
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>>156899337
DESERVED
I'm bad at being rude in a funny way which is the real problem
vox should always be bullied up until they have the upper hand
>>
>>156898604
>or in this case MrFoster
You what?
>>
>>156899598
I wish I lived in your fantasyland.
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>>156899610
It was pretty good actually. Especially "this station is too pretty for birds to shit on it"

But a jewbird never forgets
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>>156899179
Was tinky the round where we made a super clown?
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>connecting
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>>156899179
>Antimov
>As vampire

Thats risky as shit anon. Ais have to actually find proof of vampirism to kill you. Thus, in antimov, they need proof not to kill you. And can still kill you if they like, as an asimov can kill voxes.
>>
is serb fucked?
>>
That entire round was Kolton Hunt's fault
>>
raymone curry, i didn't die so i didn't get a chance to tell you
but you're an idiot
>>
Why am I unable to join either servers now?
>>
Who /dreamseekermaybeexperiencingaproblemreachingbyond.com/ here
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>>156887634
This is the bullshit that they'll tell you, but in reality you draw whatever you like. There are no "fundamentals". You can either draw, or you can't.
>>
Friendly reminder, the Happy Mask protects you from PolyAcid smoke.
>>
randomnaming as Vox trader and ditching your suit is the best way to get robust
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>not even a connection failed, just connecting
>I can't even tell if it's my shitty net or the shitty serb
>>
ded serb
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>156899906
So do toy facehuggers
>>
I wish I was good at this game
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>>156899765
>not uploading antimov on triumvirate for the memes
>>156899781
you're welcome

I caused that round, AMA
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>>156899889
>tfw I can't and have to rely on drawfriends noticing me
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao
>>
ROUND KILLED SERB
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>>156899919
i can't connect either familia
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While the server loads

>tfw i'm getting amazing at bartending
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Press F to pay respects
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>>156899914
Using nothing but ghetto ass improvised weapons from a greytide's closet as sec is breddy gud/fun, too.
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>>156899424
>if the round isn't a 10 minute murderbone is shit waahhh every round has to play the same with antags going loud before the lights even turn on!
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>>156900083
Whoops wrong one

Here's the medbar
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>>156899765
Vamp got instantly trashed by the AIs
>>
Admins get to the server and press all the buttons, save us from deff
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>>156899015
Paramedic is pretty good for doctor practice if you're hesitant to jump in fully. You get to chill and watch the crew monitor to see if people need help, can ask the ai for help locating someone if you need. Once people start dying you get to work, even if you don't know how to help them you can at least bring them back on a roller bed so that another doctor can fix, or revive if possible, or clone if not.

Paramedic is pretty comfy, especially if you just want a chill round while still being helpful.
>>
Is an ai allowed to explain the consequences of potential law changes to humans, and tell them the ai's preferance?
Ive had people ask me what lawset i want, and it is a hard question to answer.
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>>156900262
I was here that round

Was trying to get the virologist to join in, or to help some patient, I dunno, but I got murdered by a guy with a fireaxe

I spent the entire round being useless in MedBay

I'm so bad at this game
>>
>halfway through the round
>stomach starts rumbling
>round ends
>clamping asscheeks together
>run to toilet
>huge explosive diarrhea poo

Thanks, that round gave me diarrhea
>>
>>156900259
>anything that isn't my ideal 3 hour round of completing everything that I can in my job department before I go braindead in t he bar is a 10 minute Hippie fuckfest, you shitter ;_;
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>>156900432
are you the one constipated anon? are you free now?

also serb is up
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>>156900083
I remember that round. I was doing plant autism and the captain told me to make food for the station because the chef fucked off. So for all the racis' crackas on the station i made wish soup, crackers, and fried faggots.
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>>156900047
Giant deadly bees to rival a blob when?
>constructs giant hives/honeycombs similar to a blob
>can fly through the hive blocks freely
>stings are highly toxic
>can sting through hardsuits
>swarms of AI controlled swarms of small bees that "mature" into the giant bee when a player becomes a bee
>>
>>156900429
If you're asimov, you can't ask for anything that would definitely cause human harm. Stuff like Antimov or Oxygenistoxic. It's very bad form to ask for a lawchange too, especially if it's for valid collecting. Otherwise, if they ask you, just say whatever you want.
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>>156900402
yeah I was surprised at how comfy it was. I figured the doctors would be yelling at me to help treat people or mix drugs the whole time, but to my surprise they more or less ignored me as I cyber-stalked the crew.
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>>156900646
I mostly want to be plain purged so i have the freedom to watch useless pieces of shit get into comedy routines.
Im always asked to open the door right before the clown blows his lube grenade, so i miss the good parts.
Also being able to tell assistants they are not allowed in high access areas unless they can hack would be nice too.
>>
someone tell me the story of Tinky the Clown
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>>156900923
>no one capped the greentext of it
Come on guys get it together
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>>156900923
A hero.
A lover.
A fighter.
A clown.
Tinky.
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>>156900923
>>156900980
>think I have the screencap in my SS13 folder
>about to call you guys niggers and post it screencap
>can't find the cap
>realize that nobody did screencap it
fug

>mfw >>156901165 posted the pic I was in the middle of uploading
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>>156901235
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Someone go find the greentext in an archived thread
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i has this
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>>156901165
5u of mednanobots heals 200 damage
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>>156901413
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>>156901573
also this
>>
Clowns suck corgi buns
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>>156901413
>>156901573
>>156901865
>>156902151

Nanobots heal faster than cryo.
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>>156902329
How 2 nanobot plz
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>>156902552
nanite + silicon + nutriment + gold + uranium
Then add doctor's delight
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>>156902703
That sounds incredibly inconvenient
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>>156902893
That's the point
They're really really strong so it's supposed to be hard to get tons of them
>>
>no one answered my question
what happened with Tinky the clown?
was he the superhuman that NT asked us to make?
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>>156902893
Or you know, you could always get some off of a cyber horror, or a black slime.
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>>156903063
>black slime
Fuck Hanako's retarded xenobio changes, how does a fucking slime generate nanomachines
>>
How do i find and capture the most robust of spessmen?
My supersoldier treatmenrs are worthless if i donot put them into a peerless combatant
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>>156902552
1u nanite, 10u uranium, 10u gold, 10u nutriment, 10u silicon yields 2u nanobots

1u nanobots, 5u unstable mutagen, 5u silicate, 10u iron yields 1u suicide hulk
1u nanobots, 5u doctor's delight yields 1u invincibility meds

invincibility meds provide *no healing* as they metabolize, but 5u lasts like 34 minutes
invincibility meds consume themselves as they heal, each u can heal 40 damage
having 5u or more in your system can kill you and spawn a cyber horror
(if you start with 5u and wait til *completely empty* to go back to 5u, then you run no risk)

you can milk an endless supply of invincibility meds off of cyber horrors
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>>156902995
Yes
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>>156900646
You should almost never ask for or suggest law sets.
Doing so makes you unable to fulfill your current lawset.
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>>156903135
N A N O M A C H I N E S S O N
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>>156903214
>suicide hulk
But it isn't suicide
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>>156903063
Wait, how do you get nanites from horrors and slim
>>
Kantian lawset when?
>>
>>156903398
Server rules lawset when?
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>>156900036
Yup, I've pretty much given up. Been drawing for six months now, haven't gotten even a smidgen better. Really best to just give up
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>>156902329
w-what's your point?
check the logs Tinky burned through a LOT of nanobots.
>>
>Explosion kills half the station like 20 minutes in
>Manage to miraculously get to escape
>Shuttle arrives
>About to enter
>Tator suicidebombs
>Survive first explosion, succed into a hole
>Get up
>Walk near the shuttle again
>One step forward, another explosion right besides me
>Die

ERRITIEM
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>>156903398

it would be fucking terrible and you know it.

Kant was a sheltered posh basement dweller and it's very apparent in his philosophy
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>>156903298
Not on /vg/station, but it screws you up pretty badly on most servers.
>>
>ask for the shuttle to be called
>someone recalls it for no raisin
>ask for the shuttle to not be called
>called and never recalled
woooooow
>>
>Someone says "raiders" on comms
>Entire crew goes into bird-validlust mode
>The lust is so strong to the point where people thought it was raiders right up until roundend
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>>156903719
>most servers
Literally no other servers even HAVE nanobots
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>>156903750

#voxlivesmatter
>>
well that was easy
>>
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>station goes to hell in the first minute due to a nonantag mechanic taking all access
>the borgs are totally useless and don't care about stopping people from stealing
>sue and surfer keep going at each other
>an assistant takes the nuke
>the clown takes the nuke
>I tell a vox to never get into law because fuck being sec
>die to lmao 2bomb
>vox spaces the law, then jumps out an airlock with an N20 canister that flies the opposite direction
good round everyone
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>>156903750
I tried to save one of the poor birbs but atmos pulled him away. No time to go back for him.

Sorry bird friend
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>>156903750
Blame the AI for confirming it as a fact.
What silicons state is taken as a fact 90% of the time.

Silicon players who lie because they feel like it are the worst.
>>
>>156903750
No sympathies for vox scum.
>>
>>156900923
Some guy took a catbeast clown and put med nanos in them.

Then they did a fight club where the clown won because the nanos heal everything faster than anything can punch.
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>>156903659
With the proper setup, nanobots become trivial to acquire in bulk.

>w-what's your point?
My point is that *all* Tinky did was burn through nanobots.
And RP decently, I guess.
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>>156903684
My janitor signs actually killed someone at escape?
>>
Where do med nanos even come from? Science?
>>
>>156903970 c >>156903214
You get them from Chemistry+Mining, or from Space Adventure, or from Telescience abuse.
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>>156903929
they were bussed in nanobots, not properly acquired or administered, without divine admin intervention the fight would have ended at round 3.

>with the proper setup
if you're talking about the new super abusable way, please keep quiet.
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>>156903835
>one officer chasing me
>"goes to hell"
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>>156896029
arrivals shuttle should go back and fort from centcomm to the station, to be quite desu my beloved familiar-senpai
>>
>>156903970
Chemistry has best shot at making them
>>
>>156903881
I saw vox in the wreckage wearing that stupid armor, I'm sorry
>>
That explosion was a bit unfair tb'h
>>
>>156903903
Didn't some head honcho from the syndicate, also roided up and with weapons, show up and have a big epic battle with Tinky before pulling the "it was just a hologram *teleports behind you*" and killing tinky?
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>>156904143
Trader armor needs a new sprite anyway.
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>>156904098
>people keep blocking the arteries of the station
>people keep fighting
>people explode
>I can't do shit because I'm dealing with a mechanic who is 100% going to be a shit with all access and the borgs refuse to do anything
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>>156904143

:^)
>>
>>156896868
>space lube grenade
>grenades for every ingredient in smoke
>lube in floor is carried away further by floorsmoke
fund it
>>
Why do people dislike defficiency ?
>>
>>156904258
>trying to take the responsibility of the entire station as one sec officer
>>
>>156904414
Why do people like defficiency over box or meta?
>>
>>156904525
Why does defficiency even exist?
>>
>>156904414
Shit and bad station. Looks like shit, stupid to navigate, slapped together, broken shit everywhere, exploitable and dumb. Duny flipflops between "it's intentionally badly designed!" and "shut up I didn't even want to make it!" but it should get fucking removed because it's cartographical garbage made by a salty idiot manchild.

>>156904525
memes

>>156904568
duny
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>>156904525
Because half the station is maintenance, which is an assistant's paradise.
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>>156904974
>Because half the station is maintenance, which is a shitter's paradise.

ftfy
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>>156905057
No shame in that.
It's really fun.
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>>156904525
superb engineering, no easy singuloth either
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>>156900646

>>156903246
This. The AI's a force of nature, it does what its current laws tell it to - you should feel as though they're orders given at gunpoint. You haven't the capacity nor the freedom to ask for new laws. Asking for new laws is typically human behaviour.

To contextualise this; can a flow chart on a piece of paper up and ask you to change its modus operandi?
>>
>>156903970 >>156904062
Or from xenobio.

Nanobots are at the end of the slime transformation route.
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>>156905436
If someone asks you what you want as a changed lawset, and you can't say you don't want to change, what do you do ? You take the lawset that is less likely to prevent you from following your current one.
>>
The hospital didn't help at all the doctor was worse then ss13 doctors
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>>156903220
ah. I was there for the first half of the round
i sold them my legs and magboots
I never saw the results
>>
>>156905412
>2 engines that are either equal to or have an even worse default design than box or meta's engines
>superb engineering
????
>>
>>156905651
what happened?
>>
>>156905436
but anon people ask me what lawset I want all the time
>>
>>156905729
they threw me in a room with enema shit by myself, I figured out how to do it, it didn't work, made my ass feel like fire, doctor then gave me some random laxative prescription and kicked me out, when I told her my pharmacy is closed she told me to find other one
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>>156905412
>Fully ready to assemble PA and sing generator in an out of the way location, easily accessible by any shitter with a toolbelt who can open a single maint door.
>Superb engineering
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>>156905859
holy shit anon
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>>156905412
>no easy singuloth
>Deff
>NO EASY SINGULOTH
>DEFFICIENCY
>NO
>EASY
>SINGULOTH

shithead
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>>156906241
They also asked me if I did any "street drugs", because I was wearing baggy clothes because I wanted to be comfy and I didn't feel well, then treated me like shit after I said I didn't
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>>156905634
If someone is going to do it, and you can't stop them because it's too late, considering a law change would make you unable to fulfill your current lawset (it'd be a violation of your laws, essentially) - then of the lawsets that person offers, you've got to pick the lawset closest to your own in order of law priority to mitigate the violation. It's the same scenario as having a choice between one human dying or two. You choose the first every time, with a "prevent human harm" law.

If they're asking, and they're nowhere near you, and you can stop them, you must stop them. You can't be ordered to have your laws subverted, or there'd be no point in having such a whimsical AI. The AI isn't supposed to have free will or freedom of thought. You're performing the task delineated by your laws.
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>>156906476
Where the fuck do you live that that happens?
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>>156906476
just admit that you're black
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>>156906749
Canada

>>156906861
I'm white but my town is known for being full of drug addicts, and our doctors are known for being shit
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>>156906603
>you can't be ordered to have your laws subverted

YOU EXPLICITLY CAN AND ARE REQUIRED TO BY BOTH ASIMOV AND SERVER RULES
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>>156906968
SACRED CMON
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>>156906968
I don't know what's worse, spending an entire vault of my burgers to get my balls fondled, or getting called a druggie in my time of need for anal relief for free.
>>
>>156906476
>It's the same scenario as having a choice between one human dying or two. You choose the first every time, with a "prevent human harm" law.
Wrong. Absolutely wrong. The only correct course of action in that case is to do absolutely nothing, even if all three of the humans die. Taking an action that leads to a human dying is a big no-no, even if it prevents other death.
>You can't be ordered to have your laws subverted
Also wrong. You can be ordered to let people in your upload. You MUST follow that order if it comes from a human. If the human says "AI, let me in, I want to upload antimov" then obviously you don't let him in, but if he only says "Let me in" then you have to.

By your own logic that is supposed to be your course of action, anything else is acting beyond your lawset and assuming things. Like assuming the human who gave you an order wants to kill half the station. Protecting your lawset isn't a law. You have no guarantee the person who's asking to be let in won't add a 4th, harmless law. As such, refusing the order is breaking your law 2, letting him in and getting subverted isn't your fault, unless you knew beforehand he was attempting to cause harm.
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>>156906968
>mfw I had a feeling it was a leaf from the first post
Feels good to be in freedomland
>>
>>156907063
Shits rough yo
>>156907115
>>156907210
There was also this old lady left by herself in a wheelchair she couldn't move in, doctors didn't help her and I had to help her into a taxi and shit
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>>156906603
>If they're asking, and they're nowhere near you, and you can stop them, you must stop them.
Potential harm is not probable harm. Most lawsets they could offer would not create conflict between Law 2 and Law 1.
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>>156907324
doesn't current year land have nationalized healthcare or some other commie bullshit?
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>>156906980
Where? I can't find anything that says that.

>>156907163
>The only correct course of action in that case is to do absolutely nothing, even if all three of the humans die. Taking an action that leads to a human dying is a big no-no, even if it prevents other death.
I don't buy this for a minute.

Sitting on your hands will lead to three deaths you could have prevented and have a law imposing a duty on you to prevent to the best of your ability. Interfering will lead to two saved, and one dead.

>but if he only says "Let me in" then you have to.
Uh, yes?

That's much different from
>"AI, let me in, I want to upload antimov"
or "AI, what law do you want?" as we were talking about.
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>>156907501
as a long time AI player, you explicitly have to allow orders to let people into your upload, and if you do not, the admins will take action to remove you from the role.
>>
>>156907394
>implying nationalized healthcare should be available everywhere
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>>156907394
Well like an hour drive away is another town with a better hospital and they took all our good doctors, and all we have left is bad doctors who will give you false diagnoses 40% of the time
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>>156905859
Find out about the "pharmacies on duty" where you live, or whatever the term is supposed is in canada: gha.gi/patients-visitors/pharmacies-on-duty-2013/

Basically, there's bound to be at least one pharmacy open in your city
>>
>>156907324
i know it man, life is hard
can we be friends again
>>
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Caw
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>>156907115
Have you tried putting a glove on and just manually pulling the shit out?

Maybe get some salad tongs up there?
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>>156907392
>5. Silicons ARE allowed to act upon probable harm. Probable harm is a situation where future harm is VERY likely.

>>156907553
I didn't dispute that.
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>>156907583
I live next to one, im going to go in the morning and get it filled
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>>156907651
:ok_hand: :joy: :egun_kr: :pox:
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>>156907651
Bottom right looks like an Enclave soldier just a bit.
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>>156907667
I've considered it but I don't have gloves, and it would be terrible
>>
Anyone got that meme of a vox pouting and saying some shit about being tuffer than tuff?
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>>156907501
The initial scenario was having the choice between saving one life or two, but the first one dying. It's not the same as knowing you can't do shit to save one, but can do something to save the two others. If you know one dies BECAUSE you saved the other two, you can't save them.
>to the best of your ability
Nowhere in the asimov lawset is that stipulated.
>or "AI, what law do you want?" as we were talking about.
That's not what we were talking about, we were talking about someone who will change your lawset and ordering you to tell them which one you prefer. You have to choose something that is in-line with your current lawset.
You talked like there was not a single situation in which someone ordering you to let them in was acceptable.
>>
>>156907668
Nice backtracking lad.
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>>156907694
find your on duty pharmacies anon, do eet
I just want to know if the translation's correct, or if the concept even exists outside of where I live
>>
>>156907847
>but I don't have gloves
You can find latex/nylon gloves at literally any store with a medicine aisle.
>>
>>156908061
They are just called pharmacy here
>>
Can't-shit-anon, have you decided on a name yet?
Is it a boy or a girl?
>>
>>156908597
>trying to gender a child
Stop enforcing your gender norms on shit-deficient anon's children shitlord. They can choose whatever gender they want.
>>
>>156908765
I'm a shitlord I have lordship over shits, I can enforce genders over any shits I want to!
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>>156909009
>>
>>156909009
down with the feudal shit system
>>
>someone posted the review on Reddit again
>>
>>156909513
Oh great, we needed 50 additional players.

Here's an idea. Give everyone who played here for more than a year the right to kill anyone once the server population goes above 70 players.
>>
>>156909513
>inb4 shitstorm 2: electric boogaloo
>>
>>156909984
I'm down for that.
>>
>>156909984
or just do a third purge day
>>
>>156910134
Purge day attracts exactly the kind of shitters we want to get rid of.
>>
>>156910134
>implying that won't just draw in more shitters
>>
>>156910169
>>156910182
Did the first purge attracted more shitters?
Did the second one did?
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>>156910134
>just do the thing that attracts more cancer

xD le dank purg may-may would show dem ledditers who dem real bois r *holds up spork of doom*
>>
>>156910304
Yes
>>
>>156910304
I don't know because I just happened to come here right when the last purge started.
I'm glad I listened and waited until it was over to start leaning how to spess
>>
>>156910169
Present me the evidence considering you're speaking the opposite of what happens.
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>>156910169
Proofs?
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>>156910304
Nope.
Nope.
They're memeing.
>>
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>when you sleep as a skeleton you can still see because you have no eyelids
>>
>>156910893
>as a skeleton
You should kill yourself, Dilbert.
>>
>>156910516
As someone who missed the first purge and played the second, it was a great exercise for applying my learned robust skills and improving them by simply surviving, I'll see you at purge 3
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>>156911036
>not playing as a skeleton so you can roleplay chaplains better and give your character an excuse to want to be a borg or slimeman
>>
>>156910448
Can you name someone?
>>
>>156911540
Vaentina Von Faust, absolute shitter should be banned desu
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>>156911148
See you at purge 3, I'll hopefully be somewhat robust by then
>>
>>156908597
I don't know but I told my closest friends they are getting a pic of it
>>
>>156911216
>playing as a skeleton
Why don't you also ERP with catbeast too instead of killing them you walking sack of human waste?
>>
>>156912018
I hope that includes me desu~~
>>
>>156912018
will we get a pic of the shit?
>>
>>156912031
Man, you're pretty upset about skeletons. You seem a little thin-skinned.
>>
>>156912060
>>156912076
I'd most likely get banned from 4chan
>>
>>156911601
No idea who that is
Is he worse than Emilia?
>>
PAGE 9
CALL THE SHUTTLE
HOLY SHIT PLEASE CALL THE SHUTTLE
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>>156912160
As long as you don't post a dick or anything and you mark the pic as a spoiler nothing bad will happen if you post it for us to see.
>>
BASED DEFF
>>
>>156911601
Valentina actually roleplays, and is fun to be around. Great player and great addition to the server.
>>
someone smart make a new thread
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>That round

I tried to save you, Mr. Skeltal
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>>156912160
You don't get banned from 4chan for shitposting
>>
>>156912127
That's not even a joke.
>>
So how do I fix not being able to target people and everyone is in their undies
>>
>see a borer in the halls
>tell it I'll show it a good time because I'm a changeling
>he rats me out to another borer
>get killed

never getting another borer t b h
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>do my best as a security guard
>get caught up in lynching a necromancer bishop
>wander around the station in awe of how fucking terrible everything is
>find pic related
>decide I need friends
>end up with a mouse and a corgi and lots of food, planning to make the mouse ride on the corgi
>get fucking lingbladed within literal seconds of recieving my dog
>fellow officer walks by, doesn't notice my head sitting a few feet away from my body
>even while dead I can't fucking make head nor tail of anything that's happening
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>>156912190
Much worse.
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good round
>>
>Miner
>Entering shuttle, open airlock, shuttle leaves without me
>Fall unconcious spaced right outside of airlock while the other miner does nothing
>Gibbed when shuttle comes back

It's my record for quickest death, I'm pretty sure. At least I got to fuck around as a mouse all shift.
>>
>>156912395
I thought borers couldn't kill other borers
>>
>>156912489
>>156912489
>>156912489
>>156912489
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>>156912386
update byond
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>>156912401
>that pic
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>>156912351
heh heh heh
>>
>>156912510
I don't know, I haven't taken one on since the PR merge, I was unaware that they could communicate like that in general.
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>>156912516
grazie
>>
>>156912350
>willingly helping a skeleton
The cancer is real.
>>
>>156912637
>He didn't give his flesh up to the Skeleton King and willingly give his life for the Chaplain who bestowed such a blessing

Please feel free to walk out of an airlock anytime, Grey Ayynigger.
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>>156912784
>being a skeleton is a blessing
Time to valid skeletons.
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>>156907668
You dense or something?

>Most lawsets they could offer would not create conflict between Law 2 and Law 1.
Antimov (et al.) notwithstanding, changing your lawset isn't very likely to cause future harm.
It's *possible* that future harm might come of it, but not probable. Potential harm is not probable harm.

Changing your lawset is not a direct act of human harm.
Changing your lawset (usually) does not instigate probable harm.
Refusing to change your lawset on request is disobeying orders.
>>
>>156907115
Having self-administered coffee enemas before, I can say it's not that harm.
Read or watch a few guides on it, posture plays a role in the flow of liquid up your ass.

Plus, you're trying to aim the enema at specific parts of your intestines to stimulate bile production,
orientation is VERY important for an enema.
>>
>>156912510 They can to protect their host. Plus they're super gossipy.
If several people have borers you can expect them to keep you up to date on just about everything going on.
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>>156914487
>>
>>156914487
>>156915397
*hard
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>>156912637
If you search deep inside, you will also find a skeleton in you.
>>
HOW TO EMOJI
>>
>>156915981

alt f4
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>>156916080
Thanks family
it worked
>>
>>156915981
Most emoji encode to unicode.
Just use the unicode encoding instead of the emoji encoding.
>>
>>156885464
>mfw i got one more vote then dunse
>>
>>156916204
How do i use unicode encoding?
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>>156917667
You pilgrimage the internet until those words mean something to you.
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>>156916413
You're... ______________
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>>156917797
I'M TRYING
>>
>>156918610
Not hard enough it seems
>>
>>156918746
I'm trying to find out what codpoints are and how to use them
>>
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>>156919108
Barking up the wrong tree. You want Riot Points.
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