/pdg/ - Payday: The heist & Payday 2 General

NEW SHIT

ONE VR: http://store.steampowered.com/app/382360/

HOXTON’S HOUSEWARMING PARTY: http://www.overkillsoftware.com/games/housewarming

>>156734954
Thank you

update when

>>156734954
>Advertising the shitty VR game here.
Buy a banner shill.

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Get your party hats 4 free you slow fucks:^)

http://www.overkillsoftware.com/housewarmingkeys/

Reminder to get your own Alpha Mauler for free!

https://na.alienwarearena.com/giveaways/payday-2-alienware-alpha-mauler-key-giveaway

Just get yourself an account to get your code and done

Keep those helmets flying ;)

>>156736598
ew

>ONE down

explosives are a crutch

>>156737938
guns are a crutch

>>156738349
you are a crutch

>>156738490
you too

>>156738589
no you

>>156738641
no you

>>156738748
shut up

>>156738748
me too thanks

>>156738801
you first

>>156739061
make me

>>156739084
please

>>156739187
not enough

>>156739280
pretty please

>Crimefest started.
>Nothing but shitposting and light shilling.
Payday is dead. Nothing's going to pull it back now.

>>156739461
okay anon :3

>>156740232
thanks my friend

when are mayhem and one down coming?

>>156741361
Tomorrow. Not sure about the exact time though.

>>156739612
Probably because none of the new stuff has actually been added yet.

>>156739612
Well, atleast this shit >>156734954 is the current happening, OP post still got the "tourney" link, also isn't like that a lot of people know about the alpha maul

>Preorder PD2 DLC
Shit is dumb

>>156741541
New difficulties are Day 3 if the previous thread is to be believed.

>>156742723
Day one actually. Day 3 are new masks

>>156742723
The website says day 1.

Trashley please. I promise to stop sexually harassing you if you dump some Sydney or Biker codes in here.

>>156742875
i wanna cum on his tits and arse

i want ashley to gag on my huge 7 inch cock

>>156742875
Did you try the Sydney codes in the previous thread?

>>156743087
Those were reposted from a thread on the Steam board, they were all gone by the time I saw them.
>>156742963
>on
Please, traps are meant to be cummed inside.

>>156743323
>i wanna cum inside his tits

>>156745536
Don't act dumb.

>>156734954
>payday 2 john wick weapon pack with purchase

don't buy this

I heard it isn't even exclusive

>>156746146
We know, shit is literally just a "you get it 4 free if you preorder when it gets out for PD2"

What's mutators?

>>156746625
Game changers

>>156746625
silly wacky options like "turn every cop into a bulldozer" and "100x spawn rate" and a couple semi-functioning ones like "2x specials" and some shit like that
you know, novelties you'll try once or watch a youtube video of once and never touch again except to watch youtube videos of tryhards cheesing through a challenge of every mutator at the same time

>>156746625
Server mutators.
Basically server settings.

Like how in other games you could have different modes (e.g. instagib) or change server variables (low-grav, big heads, etc.).

Hopefully this means people can mark whether a server is vanilla or not so that you can just avoid cheater lobbies AND/OR this shit works with Quickplay. If it doesn't work with Quickplay, there is zero reason to give a fucking shit.

>>156746625
Cant wait for them to be some kind of assets :^)

dlc sale when? I want to comeback

>>156747037
when you download the DLC unlocker

>>156747071
lol

>>156747037
probably literally tomorrow

>>156747037
Tomorrow, game is going to be free for 10 days too

I like Nu-Hoxton

I love how valve's pulling an overkill at the moment

Why is Hoxton just a meme puppet now?

>>156749932
Because Wolf's VA quit.

SELLING DRILLS ON THE BLACK MARKET WASN'T YOUR BEST IDEA WAS IT?

>>156749932
Because this is wankerfest

>>156749932
Because OVK forgot about Jiro's son.

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>>156750007

Skins are finished.
http://www.wsgc.wa.gov/publications/press-releases/valve-pressrelease.pdf

>>156751676
Thanks CS:GO

>>156751676

>>156751676

>>156749918
what did they do

>>156751676
late, also here's a free fuck (you)

>>156752205
probably this

>>>/v/353986359

>>156751676
>>156752461
thats real fuckin neato

>>156752461
If they're not careful, Valve might have to go back to actually making games.

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post art

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>>156753874

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Pls restore Sokol and Jacket's faces
it's my only wish for Crimefest this year ;_;

>>156743057
>>156743323
>>156745536

You guys are strange >.<

>>156742875

Why would i want you to stop?

Butcher pack:
WMH3R-I5FG7-43FKL
GGB5I-ZX9GY-TWDLR
TCA5H-EKBL5-WP6GK
4EV0I-E7598-9XKHA
0ALF3-XJXV8-DJMWL
DFT0Y-WJGYJ-TBR4L
W6TF3-EARKL-RWEWN

I just hope the updates go smooth but i'm glad people like the idea of most of the stuff coming.

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>>156755304
>TCA5H-EKBL5-WP6GK
thank

>>156755304
>Butcher pack
but the butcher's pack is free

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>>156755304
please show me your wiener

>>156755304
In that case, I promise to keep sexually harassing you if you dump some Sydney or Biker codes.

>>156755304
Trashley, how much does OVK actually give a shit about people pirating DLCs? Besides the community bans that you're forced to do and do nothing and I don't even know of a single person that was banned for it anyways

>>156755854
Actually, on this note, how hard do they look into piracy of the DLCs? Because I use the unlocker and don't post or comment in the hub in case someone looks into me.

>>156755854
>Besides the community bans that you're forced to do
>forced
Yeah guys come on Trashly's one of us. He's just doing his job.

>>156755935
if you don't post or comment in the hub then them banning you from the hub would have literally no effect anyways

>>156756171
You lose the community items in game

>>156756171
b-but then you also lose the steam group items the DLC unlocker gives you anyways!

>>156756171
I don't post there because I don't want to get banned. I'm not sure if they would look into me and see that I pirated DLCs, if I did post there.

>>156756215
the DLC unlocker unlocks them right back

>>156756275
Overkill probably wouldn't look into you, but the drones check the profiles of everyone that isn't drinking the kool aid and then go running to mods if there's anything out of place.

>>156756456
They'd probably figure out that I've SAMed a lot of stuff, then.

>>156756518
And they'd ban you for that. Because if your achievements aren't legit you're probably puppy kicking baby punching DLC unlocker scumbag.

Or in reality they just get pissy because they wasted time on shitty achievements and someone else didn't.

>>156756518
If you make a post on the bug reporting forum, they scan your achievements for cheating and then ban you without reading your post.

Best part is the fact that their scripts generate a lot of false positives.

>>156756827
>Overkill
>Good scripting.
Pick one.

>>156756960
what about it

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>>156760371
Page 6.

pls gib free sniper pack dlc

>>156761178
Sent :^)

>>156761423
I'm waiting

>>156761696
I pm'd you it, not sure why it's taking so long

>>156761717
got it now, thanks

>>156761717
send me one too pls

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>>156677104
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Hector Begs You For Mercy! (hector_4_jobs)
- Mass Murderer (any_300_kills)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

Based John Cleese breathing new life into this dead game.

Crimefest is going to be epic xDD

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>do a runthrough of the safehouse before it's gone for good
>there are two Twitches in two different vans
Spooky.

>>156769365
There was a third van inside the safehouse?

>>156769452
There's a third empty van in the Safehouse garage.

hey pdg how do i set lobbyname longer than chat length limit

Mayhem?
More like
WHENHEM

>>156772940

Soon.

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>>156755304
>>.<

>[NGBTN]
what did he mean by this

>Meth batch is complete
what did he mean by this?

what mod is this and why do I have it

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>new difficulty
>new safehouse
Shit
Guess I'm coming back

>we want the shitter audience
what did overkill mean by this?

>>156775663
They asked for you specifically.

It's Friday bitches

>>156773132
I WANT IT NOW, YOU s-slut

steam reviews are such cancer and I am so mad every time I read them

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115th for kawaii-dozer

>someone will inevitably make a mod that brings back the old,bland,boring safehouse

>>156778393
better grab the assets and .pdmod them now before they're gone for good

>>156778449
they will remain in the game,because Safehouse Nightmare will feature the old safehouse
might be wrong tho

good morning

so, house warming starts today?

>>156779592
HOUSE WARMING WHEN

>>156779701
in 4 or 5 hours

>>156779592
>>156779701
Oh i can warm your house alright

>>156778528
Safehouse Nightmare is a copy+paste.

Sort of like how UK Job is a copy+paste of Jew Store instead of a scripted variant, and how each of the five H&Ts are all copy+pastes.

>>156779592
>>156779701
About 2 hours.

>>156779815
are you a boy or a girl?

>>156778528
Unless I'm mistaken, OVK adds and removes Safehouse Nightmare so it doesn't just magically stay in the game.

>>156780340
doesn't matter

>>156779815
please give me love

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>>156778393
>>156778449
>>156778528
I AM READY

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>>156780471
Here
(You)

>>156780682
Why.

Update at what time?

>>156781354
Less than 2 hours.

>>156777929

You should see some of the ones i've had to deal with. One was on the store page and was complete fiction but had loads of upvotes.

I spoke to steam and it was hidden and spoke to the author and explained why it was set to hidden as he was making up lies about some events ect.

Then he deleted my comments and then said "OMG I'm being harassed, Overkill said i'm mentally retarded." Saying i called him that after speaking to him after he deleted my comments to him.

Sadly for him the Steam moderators can see the deleted comments... and he kept messaging me for months threatening legal action and saying i called him more names....

>>156781073
I need an excuse to dick with modding tools anyway, and I have a few hundred spare GBs so who cares.

>>156780907
I love you.

>>156781709
so what makes it any different than this place lmao

>>156781709
Dump Lootbag codes Ashly!!!


pretty please! <3

>>156781709

Neat sounds like a fun time. Any more stories?

>>156782004

We are powerless shitposters

>>156782067

That usually is the same thing over and over. Some guy threatens legal action after being banned for breaking the rules. There is always some drama going on that needs sorting but i can't really go into personal cases for privacy reasons.

>>156782024
>There are bad goys in this thread right now who didn't preorder

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>>156782375
>mfw I want to use the lootbag DLC sight, but the regular solid black military sight looks better

>top-tier skill that allows you to use a civ/domcop/jokeredcop as a human shield
>meatshield gets a chance to break free every 4 seconds,this chance increases by 10% every 10 seconds
>tougher enemies start with bigger chances (ex. guards/cops start with a 10% chance to break free,gensec elites start with 40% and so on)
>you move slightly slower than crouching,and are completely vulnerable from the back
>having a meatshield increases your chances to dominate an enemy. Enemies have a chance to hold their fire if you face them with a meatshield(may or may not apply to specials)
>allows you to move domcops in stealth

Would you?

>>156782685
>using anything other then the see more sight
Shit tastes

Is it possible to solo deathwish shadowraid?

i've never been a huge fan of stealth but I want to try

>>156782865
Yes.

It's pretty comfy.

>>156782865
anything is possible when you try anon

>>156782865
Extremely possible once you learn the map. Best level design in the game.

Only half complicated thing is getting the keycard in the right place for the vault

>>156782865
if you played it at least twice you can do it np

>>156782865
Yeah just be patient and don't be surprised if it takes 20-30 minutes. I've had plenty of runs ruined where I had enough bags but haven't secured them yet but my autism got the best of me and I got impatient and sprinted in front of a guard who I had to kill then of course another one comes walking down the stairs right after that then it just all goes to shit

>>156782865
stelf is best done solo anyway.

Even bag runners fuck up a lot.

>>156782865
you cal solo the samurai armor with a bit of skill and luck.

>>156783428
>you cal solo the samurai armor
yeah, i know

i got it on solo overkill

>>156782865
As long as you block the guard heli, it's pretty easy.
There's a lot of running back and forth, so Sensor Mines are a godsend since with them you know for certain when it's safe to sprint all the way and when it's not.
Don't open the doors to balconies, because the AI gets stuck in place when it tries to path there if the doors aren't open.
Also, use Sixth Sense on the top floor to check if the roof is empty, and then break the window in the side corridor. If the door is locked, nobody will ever go there, and it makes hauling loot to the waterfront dumpster significantly faster than crawling through the sewers.
Then you just need to keep an eye on the jumpsuit civilian who always has a keycard. Try to get him in a spot where you can easily run to the vault, because if you don't you'll have to resort to praying for convenient card drops from Murkies.
Comfy as fuck when you learn how to do it.

>>156781709
How was the review fiction?

>>156783428
Outside of extreme corner cases, there's no real luck involved. Just wait for the card civilian to pass by close enough.

>>156783796
10/10 kicking simulator XD

New DLC Overkill Wallet Heist XD

You can cook meth 10/10 would cook again

Stole a car then drove it into a wall XD 10/10 car crash simulator


1000 of 1000 people found this review funny


LOL BEST REVIEW EVER HAHA

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>>156784087
>kicking simulator
You do get kicked a lot
>New DLC Overkill Wallet Heist
He's implying overkill are fucking kikes that only care about your money, which is true
>You can cook meth
Again, that's true
>Stole a car then drove it into a wall
This is also possible

fuck off almir

>>156783796

He just went on about some events that never happened. Also claimed that if you post on the forum you were entirely banned from the game as in literally couldn't play it, which isn't true.

>>156784360
go away tribe

>>156784256

Yeh Steam reviews are a bit of a joke and generally punish any individual opinion even if it's one based on genuine logic.

>>156742541
You'll be able to get it normally, it's just a freebie with the preorder.

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HAPPENING

>>156785084
>being this tricky

>>156785084
BETTER NOT BE TRICKY

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>>156785084

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>>156785217
>>156785220
>>156785287
>hating on based trickybros
lol

>>156785515
die

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Should I give Overkill my money?

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>>156785740

>>156785740
Yes we- I mean, they deserve it, goy ;)

>>156785740
What DLC is it, goy?

>>156785740
I dunno.
Hard to tell when you don't even show us what you're buying, you fucking dumbass.

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>>156785740
No sales, no video games.

>>156786015
i'll update once the sale goes live

20 minutes lads

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>>156750159
>that Cleese commentary

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Daily reminder Overkill doesn't approve suit builds and perk decks

>>156782865
Yep, after a while you can do it in about 18 minutes all loot+ vault solo

>>156787592
>Jacket
>With ICTV
>And no animal mask

happibing

>>156788246
Don't go being tricky now

>>156788246
>tfw nothing
I already drank half of my beer you swedish jews, hurry up

>>156788573
what kind of beer

>>156787592
I remember watching the devs play around the skill rework beta patch. Not only were they fucking terrible, they didn't even know how their own skills work.

Which I guess ultimately is fine, they develop the game not play it, but holy shit it was a ride.

>>156788630
http://www.schlenkerla.de/rauchbier/beschreibunge.html

Sales are on, so happening soon I guess?

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ashley pls

>>156789385
bae

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Should I, /pdg/?

>that one down mask

muh dik

WE NEED YOU BUDDY, GET UP

>>156789629
Chivraly, not even once, all guns are shit and all melee are also shit

>>156789629
wait until later in the sale i m o

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If these things get any more spiky the cops should start taking contact damage.

>>156789629
Alesso is fun to solo stelf and loud is fun too, chivalry is garbage, bomb heists suck

>>156789629
Chivalry, no. Never.
Bombs are okay
Alesso's heist is kinda lame, but it has some sweet tunes.

>>156789761
where is that?
did i get a cached version of the site or something?

IT'S UP

>>156789629
chivalry is trash

even for a good goy like me, that one was the only one I didn't buy

>>156789842
>>156789790
>>156789728
Getting just the heists then.
Thanks lads.

>>156789913
please be of no trickenings

>>156789913
CHAINS HATES TRICKY

>>156789898
Starbreeze twitch stream.

UPDATE IS LIVE

>>156790167
IT'S HAPPENING

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>>156790167

>>156790167
mundo no trickerino

>>156790167
>>156790232
>>156790235
>>156790258
2.8 GIGS BOYS

RESTART STEAM

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WEW

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>>156790376

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>>156790376

>steamcommunity.com/gid/103582791433980119/announcements/detail/861702674733917617

>In the One Down difficulty players can only go down once before going into custody.
>Oh, and Bulldozers have started running and can't be stunned.

AHHHHHHHHHHH

>Bulldozers can't be stunned and will rush like in PAYDAY

I just played PAYDAY and remembered the PTSD from rushing Bulldozers

Oh god now

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>>156790336
>>156790336
>>156790336
>>156790336
>>156790336

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>156790376

took them long enough.

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>>156790376

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>Overkill developers art,

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>>156790376

WHY IS IT NOT DOWNLOADING
GIVE ME THE FUCKING UPDATE

>>156790682
RESTART STEAM

>Achievements will now trigger on a given difficulty and higher

Fucking great, at least now casuals and shitters will shut up about it

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WEW

LAD

http://www.overkillsoftware.com/ovk-media/2016/10/hox-daymad-zealteamwallpaper.png
fuck me they are edgy

>No changes to stealth on One Down

WEW

>>156790443
>hard and very hard not merged
YOU TOLD ME OVERKILL HAD CHANGED, TRANSHLY.

>>156790712
RESTARTING STEAM IS A LITERAL MEME
NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING UPDATE

>>156790813
so will they just have more hp and damage or will they be buffed in a more interesting way?

>>156790925
NO I WON'T
ENJOY BEING LEFT BEHIND

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Well I was going to play Digital Devil Saga today but fuck that I guess

>>156790925

Steam only checks for updates every so often. Restarting triggers an automatic update check.

habbening

>Doing a STREAM to answer questions JUST AFTER THE UPDATE WAS RELEASED AND PEOPLE ARE DOWNLOADING IT

WHY

>one down is harder than tournament mode

wew

>>156791137
cuz spoilers tardo

>>156790809
As someone who had to play quite literally every single heist in a row for the hard and very hard masks while already having the OVK and DW masks

Fuck off

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>removed pro jobs
AND WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET EXTRA EXPERIENCE AND MONEY
FUCK YOU OVERKILL

>>156791250

Stealth One Down

It probably has a stratospheric XP multiplier

>>156791295
its probably 15x (DW was 13x)

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>>156790443
>Mayhem is for players who think Overkill is too easy but DW is too hard
FUCKING
FINALLY

>You can now restart Big Oil
>All stealth heists now have immense XP and money modifiers with no added difficulty
>Meanwhile loud players have to deal with OW THE EDGE difficulty

Fucking devastated

I will do One Down Shadow Raid and One Down Murky Station until the lights go out

safehouse customization now?

>>156791295
>one down shadow raid is just european extreme
>a single ! means mission failure

>>156791414
Safehouse customization never.

>>156791414
Tomorrow.

>>156791414
tomorrow

>>156791408
>One down shadow raid

That garbage heist worth no XP at all?

Go do Framing Frame or Election Day and ride the 20-25% stealth bonus into big money

>>156791451
i will hunt ashley and fuck her infront of almir if i don't get safehouse customization

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happening

time to grind this shitty mayhem mask

>Dozers can't be stunned

Is it the Rocket Launcher's time to shine?

>>156791573

Welcome to 15 minutes ago

>>156791520
Almir would probably enjoy that.

>tfw the Linux update is 10.6 GB
what the fuck sweden

>dozer appears
>everybody is down
yep, checks out

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>Mayhem so you don't fall asleep or kill yourself on Overkill or Death Wish with pubs
>Bulldozers are now going to be remotely difficult again
>finally a new Safe House after 3 years
>flashbang throwables
>new shotgun
>server mutators
>new Safe House heist
>John Cleese as a butler

Is PAYDAY 2 going to be fun

>>156791250
I liked Pro Jobs as a pleb. Back when money was an issue it was exciting to take risks and play Pro Job Rats.

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>>156791630
>mfw RPG doesn't kill an OD dozer in one hit

>>156791792
ARE YOU JUST SAYING THAT OR IS THAT THE CASE

I MEAN IF IT IS THE CASE SURELY HE CAN'T TAKE MORE THAN A FEW BULLETS

>One down difficulty,

AHAH FIRST AID KITFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH NOW

>>156791250
Mutators will probably include Pro Jobs

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Going to be playing with Overkill_Sebastian on Mayhem and hosting some games to let some publics in. I'll be in the /vg/ chat and payday 2 chat if you want to join.

>>156791842
>Not calling them FAKFags

>>156791842
Uppers don't give you downs :^)

WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO DRIVESHAFT

OVERKILL FUCKING PLEASE

ONE DOWN GAMEPLAY ON STREAM

FOR YOU FAGS WITH SHIT INTERNET

>>156791842
inspire BTFO

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>>156791616
>not having dw mask already
>not experiencing chivo barrage when launching the game

>>156791842
that's doctor bags you fag. faks are now a must have

>still hasn't used a doc bag

>>156791906
>want to watch
>know I should play it myself first
Why you do this

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should I?

>Nine Lives still gives you an extra down

Confirmed most OP perk in the game

Old Perk Guide BTFO

>>156792197
Dragan a shit.

>>156791924
THEY GOT RAPED AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Post builds pls

>>156792197
Biker perk deck is shit, decent shotgun with low ammo, melee is another not katana

>Lasted 4 minutes and 40 seconds on FWB One Down

Holy shit, did anyone catch the XP/money multiplier in the pause screen ?

>>156792210
>hey guys lets make some skills essential on one down
quality balancing

>>156792425

I think its x15 when i was testing.

One Down
OD
Overdosed
New meme

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>crossroad

>>156792439
>getting downed

shitter detected

>>156791906
ashley how BIG is your wiener

>>156792615
no i will never not call it one down because the name is that bad

>>156792668
At least they didn't remove the sniper's laser...

>>156792692
OD sounds pretty dank tho

>this damage
what the fuck

There is only one heist I haven't done yet and that is Murky Station I completely forgot about it

>>156792692
shut the fuck up happy you sack of shit

>>156792615
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL AN OVER-DOZER

will mayhem be like release day boiling point?

>Z Dozers are literally constantly moving at a quick sprint

MY PAYDAY PTSD IS RISING AGAIN

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What is this shit?

>>156793107
Oh good, it's not just me.

>>156793107
are you new or stupid friend

Death Wish
One Wish

>>156793107
did you buy the game a week ago

>>156793107
Packing and unpacking files into/out of bundles. Just wait.
It actually baffles me that this game has such a shitty update system when it got over 100 updates. What the actual fuck, Overkill.

>start up game
>get all mayhem achievments

huh...

>>156793214
I've played since launch

>>156793245
donac dum

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>>156793368
No

>>156793078
>Zealdozers move quick, have an even better LMG, and hunt in packs
The others had better be just as bad

>Crime.Net filters will now be saved when set
>Removed Pro Jobs versions of heists
>Converted Pro Job only heists to regular heists

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is anything worth buying?

>>156793232
you beat those heists on DW before the update. it works like that now where you get the lower difficulty masks

>>156793673
The heists save goat and bomb
sydney
ninja
sokol
rust
dragan
bbq
clover if you like stelf
ak/car

>>156793673
Wolf pack.
Point break i guess
The bomb heists
Rest is personal taste and Being a good goy

>>156793673
Anything with the Butcher
All character packs
Classic heists
If you're a soloshitter, all the heists
Only good thing in Goat Sim is the music.

>>156793673
All of it

Did anyone hear me on the stream

>>156794750
You sound like a fuckboy.

Did they fixed the amount of gage packs on Mayhem, DW and OD?

ashley stream Q&A when

>>156795072
nope... 10 packs on OD
didnt check Mayhem

>Removing the Pro Jobs made me immediately obtain all difficulty completionist achievements up to Overkill

Yeah, that's what I thought

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>we make one deployable worthless and force you to take an essential skill
>this is our definition of difficulty
I'm not happy

>>156795598
desu Nine Lives ACED was something that only shitters ignore, is a extra down, the fuck, what KIND OF RETARD doesn't grab it

>>156795727
us retards who don't go down

>>156795727

Am I being baited? Death Wish has been so easy for so long that no experienced player should have needed Nine Lives Aced (or anything in that tree, for that matter).

Is Mayhem actually DW but with the breakpoints of OVK?

>>156795727
that extra down is ESSENTIAL if we're ever gonna beat 28 downs

>OD tans hit worse than DW black dozers
>OD cloakers are tankier than DW dozers
>OD dozers are just a big waste of ammo
yeah i'm not sure if this is fun

>>156796102
>OD tans
i mean greys

>One Down Security Guards make weird noises and take four Raven bodyshots/two Raven headshots to kill when alerted

I see

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>murky station on OD
>no lasers guarding the emp parts

>>156796524
>weird noises
robots?

>>156796524
Oh shit, is that the stealth change? They're all DW Shadow Raid guards?

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>Hoxton memout on mayhem
>open parking garage door
>no dozer
Is this due to mods or swedish quality coding?

>>156797085
Sweden, yes!

>>156795857
Just did Framing Frame loud on mayhem

It's like DW but with fucking confusing breakpoints

I can't one-shot body shot a regular security guard with the m308

What on earth is going on

>>156797503
To clarify, this is actually pretty fucking awesome, but I found it pretty challenging to stay ammo neutral in a build where historically, I was almost always at full ammo.

I feel like low damage weapons are going to be really hard to use on Mayhem+

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>download update
>boot game up
>pic related happens

I don't know what they did with the stealth Security Guards, but now they all make weird robot noises when alerted and take almost as many shots, if not a bit more, than a Murky to kill

This threw me off a bit, having to do a Bank Heist in five tries isn't my most glorious point, but I guess now I have to either kill when not alerted, or immediately dominate

Might also cause Suppressor Damage builds to become useful in stealth, ironically enough

>>156797882

Enjoy being kicked from every lobby on Earth when HoxMemeHUD gets updated

>>156797898
Can't you just dominate the guards?

>>156798117
i don't think you can,no.

>>156797882
See
>>156793679

>>156798196
Have you tried it? It needs to be as soon as they spot you

Muh breakpoints fags btfo

>>156798254
>have you tried it?
yeah just ruined another fwb attempt so i can assure you.

After a bit of preliminary testing, I'm led to believe that all normal assault rifles are now non-viable on OD

Only weapon type that seem viable are DMR Kit ARs, heavy snipers and heavy shotguns on-perk

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>mfw

>>156798682
What steam theme is that?

>>156798631
actually on further testing i think it's possible to dominate damaged guards.

Tfw disc write error

>>156798768
pressure before they cucked the skin

Is... Is Mayhem the same as Death Wish, or am I missing something?

>>156799012
Thanks

>>156799197

Enemies deal less damage but have the same spawn rate, aggression and tactics.

>>156799197
mayhem is like death wish but you can still survive with a shitty build

hi maria

twitch tv/starbreeze/v/93518599

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