/5N@F/ General

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>I probably won't be able to play Sister Location on release due to power outages
Fuck Florida.

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>>156728438
Hey, silver lining is that at least it's not because you're at work.

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Reminder to vote if you haven't already
http://www.strawpoll.me/11371608/

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>>156728267

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>>156727968
>zeemap
>tfw the final game is upon us

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>>156727968
Let's gather 'round and sing the campfire song song.

>>156729865
>final game
ahahahhahahaha

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>>156730106
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Chapter 2 of "Springtrap Just Wants A Quiet Life". https://docs.google.com/document/d/11rt-YIPASDTQUFf0QYlLx_HmvaAQM3OFTHiM7zC53e4/edit?usp=sharing

Chapter 3 is in the pipeline. Might hold off on finishing it till after the SL hype dies down, though. Reposted because I'm a retard and forgot the name.

>>156730508
>Chapter 3 is in the pipeline
Neat, looking forward to continue reading about a burned out Springtrap

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>>156730963
SHUT UP, JUDGE!

>>156731206
>180x176
excellent thumbnail

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>>156731403
Shut up, judge.

>>156727968
>zeemap
come on buddy

>>156732962
I'm not your buddy, guy

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This thread is seriously dead. C'mon where's the hype at? We're approximately 18 hours away from SL!

>>156733559
Hurricane!!

>>156733559
17 hours now!

>>156733336
He's not your guy, friend

>>156733559
>>156733626
Would you be Ghost's thunder buddy?

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>>156734167
Maybe he should call Rolling Thunder

>>156734167
meh. I'd be benis' thunder buddy.

I love you guys

>>156733559
It's too scary for adults.

>>156734786
Stop texting us.

>>156734786
I love a chicken

>>156734786
What part of "200 yards at all times" did you not understand?

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>>156734943

>>156735235

What is the context to this?

>>156728438
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYaH5nU1Ls0
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC18NUOLah0

Have fun with that.

>>156735382
Not a clue, in the original video he's saying something in what I assume is either Russian or Polish, but I haven't found anyone who's translated what he's saying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNen-plB_DU

>>156731151
He'll have plenty more to feel burnt out about in the forthcoming chapter, trust me.

>>156734786
Gross dude.

>>156727968
bump

>>156734894
>>156734943
>>156735007
>>156737591
I'm serious. This place has brought me a lot of joy the past two years and change. No matter how low the lows get, I'll always be glad I started coming here.

>>156727968

>Rain Catcher
This kid is going to jail.

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>>156738401
I feel the same. I like it here.

>>156734278
Nice art

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>>156739331

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Just let him see his kids.

>hurricane
>still at home in Florida
>might not live to see SL
>might not live to get a Mangle and Springtrap and Puppet plush

Why live

Oh wait.

>>156741034
Motherfucker don't you have evac orders?

>>156741034
>Not evacuating

Fucking why? If you want to kill yourself there are faster and less painful ways to do it than getting slowly crushed by the support beam of your house.

>>156741110
Not by Orlando we don't
Just got some Curfew orders and stuff.
I'm gonna keep my Fredbear and Funtime Foxy plush close at hand just so I'll always have them with me

>>156741034
Are there not storm shelters or whatnot if you can't get out in time?
Preferably ones below ground and can't get flooded?

>>156741034
>>156741110
>>156741150
Time is the one thing you don't have.
Maybe you should reconsider your priorities.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPxP41A4DIM

>>156741269
Watch out for Omar's ghost

>>156741269
Mm, well pack some stuff in case you need to anon. Stay safe.

>>156741380
Living in Cali tells me to definitely be prepared. What with the earthquakes and the fires.

>>156741329
>having anything below ground in southern Florida

Nigga, what? The entire bottom half of the state is a marsh that was once an underwater sandbar, you put everything ABOVE the ground here.

Last-minute predictions for Sister Location, go.

>>156742663
More references to old games

>>156742663
It'll actually be good

Wish I didn't have to rely on roommates for everything, don't have my own car and they aren't very keen on leaving
they brought their fuck buddy over, I at least hope it won't get so bad in Orange county and we don't leave at the last second if everything goes to shit.
Packed a bag in my fnaf bag full of non perishables, fnaf blanket, small pillow and an extra toothpaste n toothbrush, plus my good luck Mangle mymoji

So what was in the thing scott linked on gamejolt in the "delay" news post?

>>156742663

Funtime Foxy is male.

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>>156742768
>all that blogposting
>all that merchandise

Gott ist tot

>>156742828
A shitpost. Turns out that's what Scott likes to do when he's not working on games.

>>156742663
Robot fucking

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>>156742878
If Funtime Foxy is revealed to actually be a grill, I'll be severely disappointed

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>>156742663

My own personal predictions-


William Afton's presented as Purple, but as a plot twist it's actually someone else who's revealed to be Purple, and he's just connected to him. William Afton could also be your Phone Guy, and appears later in the game as an animatronic.

The game's a prequel to FNAF 2 and 3's phone calls and is the reason they stopped using springsuits.

Baby is eventually superseded by an animatronic we haven't seen yet. Baby is related to Silver Eyes.

In general, the entire game is a Steel Ball Run esque alternate take on the events of Silver Eyes, incorporating them into it's continuity.

Minireenas are another Puppet like mechanic, but there will be a friendly minireena that people will make copious amounts of porn of.

>>156742663
Horribly story but awesome gameplay.

>>156743137
>female in World
>pink
>wears a skirt like Baby and Ballora
>painted nails
>based on Mangle, who's female
You'll be severely stupid, more like.

>>156743635

Mangle is "yes", not male or female.

>>156742931
You can spend your paycheck however you want, the world is only what you make of it and if you find something that makes you happy, by god you take whatever it is and you cherish it.

>>156742663
There are actual living humans in the robots this time.

>about to go to sleep
>sudden realization that I haven't written any of The New Face of Fun chapter 4
Well, at least writing it all in one sitting will take care of any inconsistency issues.

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>>156744226
It turns out that the Sister Location is built on top of an old gold mine and it's discoverers are now trying to scare away the owners, as well as any employees or meddling kids. When the false flagging a gas leak failed, they took to dressing up as animatronics reviving the old "haunted Freddy Fazbear animatronics" urban legends.

>>156742663
>Purple Guy will be revealed to be William Afton
>One of the robots will be friendly/"turn"
>Different robots each night based on the maintenance schedule rather than a crescendoing effect like the FNAF games
>Bonnie puppet will detach from FT Freddy and attack you by itself
>At least one previous robot will return, probably Springtrap
>Cameo role only for Chica
>Multiple endings implying a sequel
>Lore fuckery in an attempt to shoehorn Silver Eyes in
And just for fun...
>Minireenas will be the worst enemy to deal with in the game

>>156745935
>Minireenas will be the worst enemy to deal with in the game
We know almost nothing about them, or any of the enemy behavior, but I can't help but feel the same way.

I suppose it's bias from past experience. Other small characters have been incredibly troublesome, like Balloon Boy or even the Puppet. Fredlings, too, seem very similar.

Plus, there is a kind of logical way to look at it. It really doesn't matter how big or "powerful" any animatronic is, they can all kill you instantly. "Quality" is mostly irrelevant, just the sheer quantity of the Minireenas could make them the most dangerous enemy in the game.

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>>156745935
>Minireenas will be the worst enemy to deal with in the game

>implying that they won't be like Carla the Cupcake and have a crush on the technician

>>156746476
>>156746537
I'm 100% expecting a Puppet/Fredlings mechanic out of the Minireenas. I can't see Scott doing anything else. They'll probably join/leave the stage depending on what setting the light switch is set to, which interestingly is also in every visible room in the game.

>>156746537
Anon, I have seen a man fuck a cupcake. A man fucking a barbie doll is nothing, especially since people seem to go to the ER with them in their asses all the time.

>>156741269
>Living in Orlando
>Not evacuating
I'm a Bible Belt FloridaFag far out of the storm's predicted attack range and even I'm considering evacuating. I would really recommend against sticking around. And I've stuck around for every hurricane here since 1990.

>>156747459
Stay safe Ghost. We need you alive so you can actually finish something for once.

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>>156742663
It's actually a front for a combat robot testing facility and you're target practice for said military killbots.

Too bad I won't be back home until late at night. Fuck.

>>156746537
I'm pretty sure that one of themwill be voiced, going by the listings

>>156742663
Purple man is actually named Scott Cawthorn

>>156748173
No anon, that's Haydee.

>>156745935
>>Lore fuckery in an attempt to shoehorn Silver Eyes in
I think Silver Eyes is an AU, and SL will show how it happened in the actual games. The only character we'll see though is Charlie, who got caught by Purple as a kid. My only evidence is based on the fact that she apparently had pigtails as a kid, like Baby. And that the name "Afton" is listed in the source code.

>>156748453
>Purple Man is named Scott Cawthon
>Phone Guy is named William Afton

Haven't been in here for a while, so excuse the Slowpoke.

Is the book canon now?

>>156750219
Nope

WELP

GO LOOK UP "CLOWN LIVES MATTER" ON GOOGLE

Baby may or may not become a controversy once Sister Location comes out

>>156750219
Come back tomorrow for a concrete answer.

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>>156750353
joker dindu nuffin

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>scott's releasing a horror game in the afternoon
>when most of his fanbase won't be back from school

the absolute madman

>>156750219
I doubt it, but let's see what happens tomorrow

>>156751078
Tomorrow's a teacher work day anon, it's the perfect time TO capitalize on underage babbies.

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Here's to hoping that Matthew cleanses that hellhole they call a state.

>>156753594
It's barely doing anything far as I know, it's been moving further and further east since around noon.

>>156753691
Oh well, at least Haiti got fucked up
>post yfw 300 dead

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>>156753846
They just don't catch a break, do they?

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>I don't want to be raped by ballerinas

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Reposting that 4 am drawing of the anon that wanted Dusty getting a shoulder massage.

I don't know if I can't sleep because of the hurricane or because of Sister location being released later today
Both equally terrifying

>>156756764
>FNAF 6 takes place in the pizzeria while a hurricane rages outside, messing with the power and causing water seepage and wind blowing through some areas

>>156757067
>during the final night Balloon Boy gets blown away and hits a power line, all the lights are off and the doors don't work
>you must now navigate the pizzeria in almost complete darkness save for some rather frequent lightning
>you can also use your tablet as a distraction or to light the way but it will attract animatronics easier to you
>the rain also makes some animatronics go haywire and they are faster and more aggressive and they look like they are leaking blood or pus that the rain is washing out of the suits
>when you survive the final night you see the dawning of a new day, the storm has cleared and you see children playing in the puddles happily and laughter fills the air, you look away for a second and suddenly they are all gone

>>156755573
>you will never give Dusty a massage

>>156759316
Scott made a comment on how he was gonna delay the game because it was too "dark" and was gonna release it in chapters

Fucker ended up trolling everyone hard

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>>156759760
Kek, clasical Cawthon. Did people here fell for it?

>>156760459
Here
Reddit
Tumblr
Everyone literally triggered

I don't got a screenshot of it, but he wrote a very convincing announcement, and everyone here was mocking the man

>>156760814
>implying people here fell for it
It was expected he was going to pull this shit after last time.

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>>156760814
Saw the previous thread. Had a good laugh, can't believe people fell for it again.

>>156761110
Heh, just see the last thread.

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>it could be another year before a fnaf game after SL

I'm not ready.

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>>156743635
skirt, what skirt, I see no skirt on Funtime Foxy Futa goddess

So when does it come out?

Tomorrow night?

>>156762450
11 am pacific time.

I am not joking.

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>>156762507
Okay

that's weird.

Remember that time we thought that the FNAF 4 posters were leading up to a gigantic, eldritch Puppet reveal that was a combination of all the animatronics?

>>156763136
...no?

>>156763136
what

>>156765797
Dude what the fuck spoiler that shit

>>156763136
What?

>>156765797
What's wrong with that dong?

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>>156742663

Horrible monster faces

>>156755573
Holy fuck you're alive

>>156768704
I had a giggle

Today's the day.

Who /hyped/ here?

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>>156770450

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>>156770450
Kinda not really

>>156770450
I can't decide If I want to buy the game and play when it comes out, or just get spoilered in the thread and wait to grab it later.

>>156771887
Personally I'd recommend playing it first and then shitposting afterwards if at all possible. Something tells me that the thread is going to be trying to rip this game a new one, and while that will be funny, it might ruin the game for you.

I'm expecting the multiple spring lock failure incident to play a part in this.

>>156773073
>yet another incident that was better left unseen being shown
Yep, checks out.

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I want to kiss the funtime fox.

>>156774680
hen the game actually releases this is going to be the new springthirst isn't it.

>>156774757
Unless it's a girl, at which point it will be promptly discarded into the same bin as Ballora.

>>156775478
>SL will have new renders for Ballorafags to spam every thread
I change my mind, I don't want this. Delay it please.

>>156775878
This is the future you chose

>>156775878
maybe scott will delay the games launch by a week or so because all the other games came out early and he has been on a huge shitpost streak.

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>>156774680

FOUR
HOURS

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>>156777812
Are you ready to still be dead!?

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Is it true that Pyrocynical is from /5n@f/?

>>156780236
I have no idea who that is, so no, probably not.

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I'M READY TO DIEEE

>>156780236
Never heard the name here before, so I doubt it.
He's a streamer or something, right?

>>156780236
The guy who does those webcam porn videos wearing Freddy masks?

>>156780514
I honestly have no idea, I think he's just a hip YouTube meme or something.
I'm just curious why he has Foxy as his profile/fursona

>>156780621
I guess this is one of those mysteries about thirty seconds on Google could easily solve, but I really don't care enough to put in the effort.

THREE
HOURS

>>156780865
This game's gonna fucking suck, isn't it?

We've waited a year for a game that sucks, haven't we?

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>>156782073
Don't lose hope!

>>156780236
He voiced Foxy in Britfag's animation, so it's possible I guess. The early days of this general were basically the Wild West.

>>156782268
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

>>156782073
The story will fuck up the series further, probably.

But it could be a fun game. He's had a year on it.

>>156784020
Remember how we all thought the plot was all neatly wrapped up by 3 and then 4 came and broke it and the fandom irreparably?

We're two hours out. Let's all post the stupidest theories we can come up with.

>>156784345
Baby is Charlie from Silver Eyes

William Afton is your Phone Guy in this game.

Ennard won't be as creepy as he should be.

Chica will appear in some capacity.

At least one animatronic will use FNAF 4's "listen for breathing" technique by hiding in the vent's darkness.

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>>156770450
I'm ready like Betty Spaghetti.

WOOO, NO WORK TODAY

NOW I CAN BE DISAPPOINTED WITH EVERYONE

Anyone gonna do a stream

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>>156780236
He used this gif in an old video of his but he could've gotten that off of KYM so who knows

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Tfw you just bought something you have wanted sense you were 12.So even if the game sucks it wont ruin my mood.

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I'm curious to see just how many of us are actually interested in Sister Location.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11381127
http://www.strawpoll.me/11381127
http://www.strawpoll.me/11381127

>>156784841
How about "Yes, but don't have the means to play it, but will see a playthrough/stream of it in the mean time"?

What if, and this is hypothetical, now what if the game ends up being the best shit to ever exist? What then?

>>156785000
I'd say that falls under "I plan on buying and playing it", basically. You're interested in the game, but you can't at the moment. That's different from "I don't give a fuck about playing it and just plan on watching someone else do it".

>>156784841
>Tfw scare easily
>Tfw still interested in SL
Probably won't play it but I'll watch someone else play it
I don't know why I'm so invested in these games. Stupid interesting lore

>>156785069
if it does, it better have a montage of all the animatronics from the series in a sort of twisted thing showing Springtrap's bloodied body against the wall, or a Toy Bonnie who's face is getting crushed by Bonnie. Or all the animatronic heads on the shelf flashing morse code saying "Save me"

A sort of send-off.

It should use Roundabout or You Are The Blood, and then end the series in a nuclear blast.

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http://store.steampowered.com/app/506610
IT'S OUT

>>156785282
I liked the lore in FNAF 1, but after 2 I'm mostly interested in what Sy or Bad_Ideas can do with it. The mystery allures me to purchase SL, though.

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http://www.hitbox.tv/bastian07

Downloading it as we speak.

STREAM IT MOTHERFUCKERS, STREAM IT

>>156785459
Well, it came out just as I have to leave for work. Time to leave this thread for a week, because I'm absolute ass at these games.

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>>156785459
>tfw you were just about to sleep
Fuck it I'll find out how shit it is when I wake up.

>>156785975
No. Play it now, Anon
Hail the nightmare

>purple voice acting
Aaand it's shit.

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>>156786068
No fuck off I'm snoozing
There better be some sick memes about this game when I get back though

>>156785459
Two hours early.

All is right with the world.

Oh wow

This kinda sucks

Well, game is utter ass, as usual. Jewlord Scott strikes again. Time to disband the general.

>You have to pull a metal sheet over your hiding spot
>THEY TRY TO PULL IT AWAY

BABY'S ON OUR SIDE

>play for about an hour
>something seems off
>beat it
>It actually was a strip club that got shut down when the performers started killing people
2meta4me

>>156786619
>>156786854

What are you guys talking about it, it looks great

>>156787123
We've known that for ages, though

ITS SHIT
SHUT IT DOWN NOW

Post yfw "Don't hold it against us"

So every room is a minigame?

>>156787727
>Inb4 the game itself is a minigame

How do I hold back the Paper Plate Pals? They keep killing me.

DANGER LV: DANGEROUSLY CHEESY

>>156785598
Will there be an archive of this stream? I'm in class and won't get back home for 2 more hours

so what exactly is the restaurant from Sister Location?

I remember reading it's not supposed to be related to Freddy Fazbear's, but it has a Freddy, along with a Foxy and Bonnie of sorts.

I've never felt so ripped off in my entire life.

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>casual bongos

So when are we getting a torrent?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FGJdhr4Ts4
>mature version
What's all this talk about a "mature" version? Is the steam one not it?

>Purple/afton is instructing you via intercomfrom inside the springtrap suit

Will the Game come out for Mobile too? My PC is weak as fuck

>>156788723
Before the game realeased, Scott joked about concedering delaying the game because it was "too dark." He then released the "mature" version, which was really just one of his games with fnaf characters edited on.

>>156788723
He released the mature version ealier
It's one of his old games with a feddy mask in it
He did a trick

>>156788965
I'm guessing that's the OP

I want to put my cock inside hand puppet bonnie

>>156789086
Yep!

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THE BONNIE PUPPET MOVES

How the hell do you restart the breaker without triggering Freddy? Even doing one single room at once gives him the time to fucking kill you and interrupting the progress to play the tape cancels all of the fucking work on that room.

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>>156789173
THE BONNIE PUPPET CAN KILL YOU

>>156789243
Play the tape, open the menu and repeat.

Bonnie confirmed facehugger.

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>Those fucking cartoons

Stop posting spoilers, people, gah, I'm gonna have to abandon thread until I play it myself aren't I?

>>156789496
These are spoilers?

I'm not getting anything out of them.

>>156789496
>talking about the game in the game thread

You're right, which Beamz do you want to Tammy on?

Poke the clown masks nose

Do it

>>156789351
Why the hell do I have to waste my time on replaying the fucking Ballora segment every time I fuck up on that breaker minigame? It's annoying as fuck.

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What do I do here? Just wait?

>>156789496
On the contrary, someone needs to spoil everything we know so far. Put it in spoiler tags if you must.

I just got here, and have no idea what's going on with the game, I don't know what the story is, or what the main mechanics are, or if anyone has beat it yet. I try to watch streams and it's all just people clicking on dials for 3-5 minutes and then going "ohhhh ahhhh so scaaary" when they get jumpscared. I want to know more than that but I don't want to watch another minute of these imbiciles.

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Did Scott release the game an hour early? I thought it wasn't out until another hour but it's available right now.

>>156774680
I, too, want to kiss Clown Pyrocynical.

>>156780236
This is the first I've heard of that, but I wasn't here for the >>156782295 "Wild West" times of this general, so he might be for all I know.

His earlier stuff before he became a hot new meme had a lot of FNAF in it, and, while he was annoyed by it, I don't believe he ever either confirmed or denied those countless furry accusations.

TORRENT WHEN

I REALLY wanna stick my dick inside hand puppet Bonnie

Is the fox male

>>156790310
Nope, Foxy is directly referenced as a "her".

Closed game, uninstalled, started Steam refund process, refused to cum on the Foxy plush

>>156790389
>laughingdog.png

>>156790389
Knot gobblers on suicide watch

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>>156790389

fuck

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>>156727968
I am poor please feed me a torrent.

I haven't been to this general since 2 released

>>156790389
>foxy is female
>bonnie is female
Is Freddy also female?

How is the game lads? Is it legit or worse?

>>156790649
Motherfucker it's been out an hour and a half.

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IT WASN'T A CRANK. IT WAS AN ICE CREAM SCOOP.

PURPLE GUY USED AN ICE CREAM SCOOPER TO REMOVE DEAD KIDS BRAINS!

>>156790743
It's legit, for real.

>>156790743
Its not a jump scare game
More like a walking sim with minigames

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>>156790661
Foxy's female!
Bonnie's female!
Freddie's female?!
Are there any more genderswapped characters I should know about?!

Not that I'm complaining

>>156790743
It's different in a good way. It's like an adventure game where you stop and do mini-games, and if you fail then EEEEEEE but when you succeed you keep going and doing different shit.

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>>156790661
Would you be against it?

is anyone from 4chan streaming? i dont wanna watch some cancer youtuber

>Sister Location takes place in Fazbear Fright's basement
SCOOOTTTTTT!!!

>>156789749
Okay, it worked the second time. Looks like there's a glitch where the ending of this room doesn't trigger.

>>156790975
Not at all, because then I could use it as support alongside the female voice to argue that FNAF1 Freddy is female and trigger children

>>156790975
That face is grotesque when you actually stop to analyze it.

>Funtime Foxy is voiced by two men and a woman

S C O T T

Is Ballora's VA the one from the leak? Does she sing her little song?

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>having to open up Freddy's face and chest by pushing the right buttons

Razzbowski will upload whole fnaf sister location + ending if we reach 2k likes in 1 hour
lets do this shit 4chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7eYCE_j_dI&t=0s

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>can't fucking reactivate all the rooms without Freddy raping my fucking face
WHAT THE FUCK

>>156791627
I couldn't even get 30 seconds into that video.

>>156791627
Or we could wait 4 hours and there will be 800 videos of the same shit

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>>156791084
>not sure if bullshit or not

>>156791627
Fuck off you shill

>>156785598
>constant freezing and lagging
this stream sucks, someone else do it

How the hell do you deal with the Bonnie handpuppet? The fucker seems impossible to deactivate, what's the trick to catching him?

>>156792132
but oh hey atleast i dont fap to shitty drawnings of robots like you anon :^)

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>>156791084
You better show proof.

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Look at this devious little shit.

I wanna fuck the angsty teen voice

>>156792172
Keep the flashlight away from his eyes, and lure him out. He'll come out slowly.

How to get past Ballora in night 2?

>>156792271
That's pretty good. The face seems less devious than "Are you fucking shitting me" though.

>>156791794
Hot

God dammit I keep dying at the face plate thing. Evil little puppet thing is killing me over and over

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Hi.

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>The springlock face plate part

>>156792345
I can't even make him appear again, he's just shuffling around but no sight of that fucker. One moment later and he jumps into my face.

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>>156792968

They're not really scary, are they.

I think moving the mouse too fast angers the puppets.

How do you make it so Freddy doesn't kill you in the rape shed?

Fuck night 4. Fuck it in its non-existent ass.

>>156793408
>watching a streamer
>try telling them to just fucking move slowly
>he's all over the place
>get muted in his chat for 600 seconds because I said "jesus christ move it SLOWLY" and a mod told me "watch your language"

>Night 4
>Scott tests the human psyche and its limits

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>>156794104
are you fucking serious, did that happen

>>156794467
Yeah, some asshole named NukemDukem, he was just sperging the mouse out going "I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO THIS ISNT FAIR HURRRR" while everyone in the chat was trying to tell him

>>156794538
god damn

surely there's a better stream available than this? he sounds insufferable

>>156794538
THE BUTTON IS VISIBLE WHEN BONNIE POPS OUT ON FREDDY'S UPPER LEFT FOR CHRISTS SAKE I WANNA THROTTLE HIM.

>>156794645
Bastians stream is fine. He's stuck on night 4 though.

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>>156794645
Right here
>>156785598

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>All the little kids on the Steam comments saying
>PLEASE SCOTT GIVE ME THIS GAME FOR FREEEEE ;_;
>Game costs like $6
lmao poorfag kids should neck themselves

Fuck Funtime Foxy. That is all.

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>>156794869

I told my 10 year old brother that it was out and he immediately started begging me to buy it for him

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>the animatronics are rented out for private parties

Raffwhatever already beat the game, is too fucking short and is just following orders.

Where's the torrent

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>mfw I own every FNAF game apart from the gay RPG because lol
>mfw I haven't completed a single one because I'm far too much of a pussy.
I'm 26.
To be honest though I gave up on 2 because the Street Fighter reaction times to avoiding Bonnie was retarded and the game is garbage. 3 is a good game but isn't scary in the slightest. I liked 4 but got really annoyed because it just felt like a listening exam.

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>Bought the second it came out, debit card was kill so drove to buy a steam card JUST for SL
>Excited as Hell, get home, boot it up
>The Biddybap under-the-desk glitch of night 2 makes progress impossible
>Once again have to wait for the inevitable patch because Scott once again doesn't bug test his games
>The Discussion board is filled with the same issues
Jesus Christ, it's like FNAF3 all over again. Credit where it's due, I already like this game more than most of the sequels because of the return of the black comedy of the first one.

Silver Eyes' Purple being canon (maybe just to this spinoff, don't know if SL is gonna tie to the main series yet) is ehh, but at least his dialogue in the opening was better than his dialogue in the book the name came from. I'm still hoping it's William Afton in name only and nothing else.

Robot ice cream dispensers in Baby is canon. If someone doesn't do something with this I'll do it myself.

An ancient force calls me back to this land.
How are you fellas enjoying the game so far?
Any noticeable differences in gameplay?
what's the L O R E behind this one?

I knew it was going to be shit, just not this much shit!

>>156795932
Night 4 is fucking awful, but its been fun so far.

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>funtime Chica
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>156795737
Does she lactate the ice cream

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>>156795086
Man, and I thought the current generation was self-entitled.
I weep for the future of humanity.

>>156795932
He returns! Just as the prophesy foretold!

>>156796198
Oh shit, really? Is she hot?
Actually, it doesn't matter, we'll make her hot.

>>156796198
>funtime Chica
Wait, what?
WAIT, WHAT?

>>156796217
>le next generation sucks
>le weep for the future of humanity
Fucking Socrates wrote about how the next generation was going to cause the collapse of society. The generation before yours did the same thing.
Congratulations, you're the crotchety old man that no one likes.

>>156796424
Socrates never had to deal with the YouTube comments section, though he was sentenced to death by a jury of his neighbors and countrymen for being cleverer than them, so... I guess we've just always been the worst.

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>>156796217

He's a little kid tho

That's kinda how kids act

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>>156796198
>funtime chica

Is she available for renting too?

I hate the ending, I'm pissed off.

Hoping that the secret ending is better.

WHERE'S THE TORRENT

>>156797013
Literally six dollars you retard

>>156797186
Do not click this

don't be a dumbass

>see theres a new five nights at freddys
>hop on /vg/ to see the autism
>even you faggots dont care anymore.
bout time.

>>156797870
we're watching an anon stream it, he's on night 4

what are you on about

>>156797186
DON'T THIS MAKES MUSTARD GAS

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Once again, Scott focused too much on the story and not enough on the gameplay.

Not like there was much gameplay.

What a disappointment.

>>156797870
Nobody cares about the games here you retard. Nobody cares about any games on /vg/. You've been to /vg/ before, right? It's all waifus and e-celebs.

>Funtime Freddy is fucking terrifying
>I CAN SEE YOU BY THE DOOR!!!
>HE IS RIGHTFUCKINGTHEREOHCHRIST
>close the game, curl into a ball in the shower and cry silently

spooky as shit, casual bongos is p nice tho

>>156798062
>>156798062
Delet this

>there is literally only one single Sister Location no commentary video and it doesn't go past night 3
I don't want to hear fucking LPers, jesus fucking christ

Someone spoil the plot for me, does this game have anything to do with anything? Do you get a paycheck at the end with your name on it? What are you even doing?

>>156798531

Not my fault it's true. You get to encounter and deal with each animatronic a grand whopping total of...once each.

Which raises the question of why there were seven of those baby animatronics (and what their purpose even is), and those mini ballerinas that never get referenced.

>>156798630
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>>156798389
How do you make Funtime Freddy go the fuck back to sleep?

I can't fucking time the gay ass minigame.

>>156798776
>Gay
Fuck off bigot

>>156798642
Baby tricked you. I guess.

Also this>>156798062

>>156798062
Because Scott can't make games.

>>156799097
Do you think FNAF would work better in a noninteractive medium? Serious question.

>>156798062
It's a nice change of pace instead of the usual sit and survive. It's still shit but it's a pleasant shit.

>>156799218
This game was SO CLOSE to what I wanted.

I want point-and-click puzzle games set in this facility. It's almost EXACTLY what I wanted FNAF2 to be.

>click through corridors
>investigate the shady shit going on
>have to survive / hide / carry out minigames

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>>156798630
>wanted to look up the Baby Ending in FNAF World
>all the videos are just people talking about how the ending exists
>decide to suffer through their commentary
>THEY DON'T EVEN SHOW THE FUCKING ENDING

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The ballerina room is pretty easy, just hit W a little bit at a time (don't hold it) and watch the neon light above the door. The more it flickers, the closer she's getting. If its solid, you're good to move. Getting back is more of the same, you just don't have the door as a guide.

The breakers can be a bitch, but just keep hitting space till he's on the stage on the right, then click and hold the buttons about 40% at a time. It resets if you change buttons, but if you go back to the button you were holding, it'll save about 30% of your prevoius hold.
He seems to get more active the more of them you've reset, but its not that bad once you get the pattern

I'm still figuring out foxxys room right now. Something to do with the shuffling noises, they're telling me something, but i'm not sure what direction or how fast to go yet

Is there anywhere I can watch it without someone yammering over it?

>>156799724
Check the streams on steam. Hardly anyone ever uses voice

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While the jump to adventure style gameplay with varying objectives is a bit unusual, at least no one can bitch about more of the same. Baby's voice actor is knocking it out of the park. If you didn't do so, on Night 3 ignore the guard and go to Baby's room, then back into the desk space.

She's a robot and doesn't seem to understand the concept of murder, but the implication from what my palpitating heart could decipher was that the 'ice cream dispenser' in her stomach may be a new-age springsuit to explain the needles in the endo design. I think her 'soul' comes from the girl she apparently shish-ka-bobbed, whose 'voice she still hears'. I'm taking this game nice and slowly, I want to savor every detail. Her recollection of the room was... strangely emotional.

Also Funtime Foxy's jumpscare is adorable, I highly recommend intentionally dying to yes at least once.

FUCK NIGHT 4

SOMEONE HELP

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>Give them a controlled shock
WHY IS THIS NECESSARY

>>156799915
So Baby is the only actually haunted animatronic?

Why are the others attacking you?

So, do you unlock any non-linear gameplay mode after finishing the game?

>>156800279
no

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>>156800227
I don't know, I'm still dealing with Funtime Foxy on Night 3, don't know their stories yet. But the implication seems VERY strong that Baby is a springsuit 2.0 and possessed by the girl she stabbed. The worst part of this, without a doubt, is if this theory is correct, she doesn't ACTUALLY make ice cream.

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What an ending.

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>>156800337
Therefore, the point and click storyline is the only gamemode? There's nothing else to it?

I mean, don't get me wrong, the story is genuinely interesting, but is that the entire game?

>BAST GOT PAST NIGHT 4

YESSS

So, do we all hate it and will go back to Weaverbots and Beamz and Roommates in an hour or so?

>>156800441
So what's this about

>>156800458

Yep, that's all there is to it.

It's weird, in every game so far, there has ALWAYS been an enemy that didn't appear in a teaser or video trailer...but not this time.

FNaF: Foxy and Golden Freddy
FNaF 2: Golden Freddy and (sort of) BB
FNaF 3: Phantom Mangle
FNaF 4: Nightmare.

Did Scott just get lazy?

>>156800512
>watching a stream that lags and stutters all the time
have some fucking standards

>>156798776
Play the audio, if he is already by the buttons you only have like 5 seconds to play it before he rips you a new chest cavity

>>156800648
I'm already working on chapter 1 of Beamzmates, a Roommates spinoff with 20 Beamz characters. Learn all about Beamzie, Beabea, Beamer, Batman, and many many more.

>>156801045
Oh there is one

Fleshy Puppet that appears in Night 4

>>156801045
So there's no Funtime Chica then?
That's disappointing.

>>156801052
it's never stuttered or lagged for me so your connection might be shit

so are there any gameplay videos/streams yet?

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>funtime freddy's voice

>>156800648
>>>/aco/902612

>>156801045
>implying the entire game is that short

Don't be an idiot, the thing just came out. Soon enough people will be discovering tons of secret levels and minigames, like always.

r-right?