/egg/ - Engineering Games General - Formerly /svgg/

>>156691886
>no SHENZHEN-IO

nth for factorio trains

N^2 for clang headlights

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3th for ded thred moments after creation

>>156692129
Literally what

>>156692267
>all these people complaining about ded

come to /n/, we have a thread a year and a half old

>>156692381
That's it?

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>>156692248
pls

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>>156692463
hidden bump

>tooh has been infected
>settling down now
>dentist prescribes antibiotics anyway

Are these people TRYING to create antibiotic resistant bacteria?

>>156694116
Maybe it is not settling down and you are just become infection yourself.

>>156694116
That's not how it works take your fucking antibiotica until it's dead and gone if you don't you permit it to evolve you fucking bell-end, and THAT'S how you get antibiotic resistant bacteria

>>156694383
You don't seem to realize how fucking quick bacteria mutates

>>156694430
>It's weak
>It's settled down
>Better stop taking the shit that was prescribed to me!
>It recuperates
>It evolves
>Oh no, better take the rest of that prescription!
>Oh no, it no longer even remotely works!

>>156694513
Eh you're right

>>156694383
Do you think bacteria just become resistant?

Every time they are exposed to the antibiotic is a change for it to develop resistance.

It won't just become resistant to something it has not been exposed to.

>>156694626
Compare it to pillaging a village.
Option 1: Kill everyone, absolutely everyone, and no one around will know what ever happened
Option 2: Kill all but the women and children, keep them around as indentured slaves, they remember, they get revenge

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I love this shit.

>>156694116
flesh is weak

>>156692129
>>156692272
muh dick:
http://www.zachtronics.com/shenzhen-io/

>>156694383
>>156694430
>>156694626

they don't mutate as a response, they were already mutated, in an environment of healthy bacteria the mutated ones can't compete and die out

in an environment of antibiotics their broken receptors allow them to live, with no healthy genes left the population has become resistant, and even if they aren't as strong as the healthy ones they can still cause trouble, but without an easy cure it will be worse than the healthy ones

you don't create resistant bacteries you just allow them to proliferate in the absence of competition

Keen updated spengies again.
Asynchronous grid loading is the main feature.
Hopefully they didn't "fix" anything else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ECm2x9lCoE

>>156696152
I hope they un"fix"ed large grid suspension adjustment

>Medieval Engineers will be re-launching on 18th October with Planets, Area Ownership, Maps, Fast Travel, and many other new features.
nukeen pls

>>156696152
>multithreading finally a priority

thank mr rosa

>>156696298
Or wheels lasting seconds.
Off course not.

>>156694928
just got the email from steam about the release. Didn't know it is from the Infinifactory devs. If you try it post here about it, I'm curious. I won't buy before trying it out so I'll wait for a torrent.

>>156696579
We're in for one hell of a bugged ride.

>>156696634
Post more pics I'm interested.

D E D
E D E
D E D

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>>156696787

>>156698842
does it have challenges like infinifactory?
what kinds of stuff can you build?
the trailer on the steam page didn't show much else besides an LCD.

>>156696579
>>156696684
Are you ready for MULTICLANG?

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>>156699173
There's quite a lot of additional components, all of which should be described in the supplemental datasheet.

>>156696069
Unless you already have a resistant strain of infection going on, whatever your doc prescribes should be enough to take care of it. You don't stop taking your meds once you feel better, because you still have some shit in your system whether you feel it or not.

These fuckers, that were slightly harder to kill but still entirely killable had you stayed on the meds, can now proliferate and infect some other dumb shit who doesn't wipe them out entirely. A single person rarely has more than one strain of anything occuring in their system.

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Who chinamin here?
Please of translating for slavic.

>>156699265
Can't wait for the devs to encounter some of the most fun parts of practical real time multithreading on real hardware.

Did any of you know some AMD CPUs have timer desync between cores, which may lead to packet loss and negative ping result values among other bugs?

>>156700404
What AMD CPUs? Even the modern ones?

>>156692463
as the owner of an old car with popups, they aren 't as magical as you think

LIterally a vaccuum actualor and a a spring

Vaccuum leaks make it so when you actually shut the headlights it takes a while for it to build enough vacuum and then they snap shut with a vicious clang

>>156700495
I'm pretty sure that particular issue was fixed one way or another and only applies to Athlon 64 X2 running XP without special driver from AMD, but the whole idea of negative values popping out during ping still blows my mind.

>>156700717
CLANG!

>>156700825
OPEL GT headlights like >>156693582
are actually a literal crank and linkage

They aren't automatic, you have to pull a lever to open/turn them on/off

My corvettes headlights are just a stick mechanism that new seals and lines might fix

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https://mega.nz/#!YQEmXK6B!pGfUOdtVaUdimoMNrcgvkOWISNJCSgGZEU7tB292mPc

I'm taking it down by tomorrow.
You're welcome.

>>156700373
It says
>Thank you for your wonderful designs!
>All of what you have done has been submitted to our factories so that we don't need engineers anymore and we can just have the community build shit for us and all we have to do is throw a challenge like [Build X with the least number of components and highest performance] and autists will do it for free, after buying our platform!
>Enjoy the game! ;)

>>156699265
MULTICORE CLANGING

>>156696579
>hey guys, spengies is multicore now!

>each core processes the same information
>8 threads at 100% usage
>24gb ram usage
>space engineers.exe has stopped working

>30gb ram usage

any programmers in here?
what is a good pet project that is /egg/ related?
I pretty much gave up on making a game since my day doesn't have 50 hours.
Is making mods for /egg/ games fun?
Any way to code fun stuff and make money at the same time? All I do is database stuff and PHP.

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>>156701136
thank you based anon

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>>156701136
Thanks m8.

>>156701927
make me an elevator script for my autism tower

>>156702670
Literally 5 seconds in easyauto if you use pistons.
12 if you are using the glass elevator, because you'll need to accurately measure the speed beforehand.

>>156698842
I just finished this on my second try
I never programmed in assembly before
it was very satisfying

UPDATE THE SERB KURWA

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>>156703446
>I'm the only one playing
>setting records all over the place, if any are there at all

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>>156702632
>40 pages manual
Zach just loves this shit, doesn't he?

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>>156704269
He sure does.

>>156704463
>>156704269
>i could literally make a real robot, computer or electronics by that point.
Engineering was a mistake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-XS4aueDUg

As a first foray into actual 'thing' or whatever, this shenzen IO thing is wracking my brain trying to figure out why this thing won't fucking take a multiply 2.

>>156705675
Better red than dead

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>self destruct added to crossout
>can use it to damage enemies as a last resort
>its way too powerful and people are abusing it to instantly kill enemies by kamikaze'ing into everyone at the slightest provocation
>make suggestion
>CM responds right away, which never happens on their forums\
>patch comes out, and pic related

>tfw /egg/men are helping crossout get better

>>156696379
>Relaunching
It never launched in the first place. The wheels fell off and the axle broke.

>>156706006
20 minutes later and I realize there's an [add #] command

screeeeeeee

... and I just realized that it then launches itself into a 999 acc for some reason on a specific part.

damnit!

>>156707576
>four breakpoints caused by acc stack overflow

don't suppose there's a way to ensure the proper amount of acc, and then wiping the slate clean for the next loop?

>>156708030
>mov 0 acc
well, problem solved.

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>>156708283
>>156708030
Look, he never played TIS.

>>156708656
No, I did not.
what, gonna shame me until I quit for actually attempting to learn?

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>>156708656
>arms covered with hair
>life is strange cosplay
Stop right there...

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Well i finally made a smaller ship based on my Valkyrie design from the last Warbros server.

>>156694626
Are you retarded? That is not how evolution works. The anti biotic kills the vunerable bacteria and leaves the resistant ones. They breed and spread their resistant genotypes. Rinse and repeat.

Update deployed, server is booting up.

>>156708656

>that picture
c u t e

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>>156712164
>cut in half
>post guts
Wanna see them

>>156713286
>16 mins ago
>still not there
did it break?

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>>156714580
The serb is dead. Long live the serb.

How is posting as warbros server now? ced or keo?

who should I bother when things break?

>>156714580
Trying again.

>>156714862
Always me first. Ced. Keo posts as Not-Ced.

>>156715298
thx bbe

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>>156714030
Here are the guts

>>156715463
Found the issue. Some asteroid files are damaged. Deleting all asteroids and rebooting with a fresh set. Sorry for burying your bases.

>>156715620
haha surely the likelihood of that is very very small

:^)
:-)

>>156715620
Oh dear god, my base was so comfy inside its asteroid

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>>156715619
Noice.
It has more space than i thought, looks comfy as fuck.
I really need a lesson on how to interiors.

>>156715620

...That's probably buried my spaceship as well.
Sheit.

>>156716068
Yeah was a challenge to keep it all comfy and have oxygen, but it worked out with the vents leading into the lower floor with all the essential stuff

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>>156715947
>>156716157

Yes my base is only partly in the asteroid now, i can mine the rest out

Post gud engineering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yf_QTbDeWM

>>156715619
>dat enterior
Denorra?

>>156717545
nope Rkthegreat

>>156717614
oh

>>156717545
Interiors are for pussies
real slav- I mean, real spacemen only have room for cockpit, walking to cockpit, and small cargo bay that contain way to remove poison from delicious torpedo fuel

>>156715741
>>156715947
You can still blast it free. :^)

>>156717771
>torpedo juice
truly the pinnacle of wartime "engineering"

Is PVP on spengies server allowed yet?

It died last time because doing nothing, except with 10 times more lag than SP is boring and you know it.

>>156718023
Why are you so adverse to openly declaring hostilities
Do you need to sneak attack that badly

>>156718023
Lag has been addressed.
PvP has always been allowed between consenting parties. As in, talk trash and go fight. You can even tell me you want to be even more open and I will tag your faction with a "+", indicating that you are ready to rumble.

>>156717545

Not me, but I do appreciate his interiors though.
Comfy shit famalam.

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>>156717391

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>floridafag
>all current projections have storm bearing down on or near me at some point
wew lads, time to get /comfy/
Thank fug I'm not on the coast
Hurricanes are the BEST
polite sage for notegg

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>>156721378
Considering that the hurricane is projected to loop around and assfuck you again, I'd say Bob Ross has had enough of your shit, Florida.

So, wait.
Is it true that Squad is RIP? I've checked previous threads and Google, but found very little.

>>156718803
How do I get on Warbros server? t. just reinstalled spengies for the first time in several months

>>156721961
Read OP
Or games thing
Seriously, why people not do this

>>156721961
Look at the pasta in the OP.
Add Ced to steam.

>>156721982
hotfixes already?

>>156694928
>>156692129
TORRENT
WHEN

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>>156722015
>>156722032
Well how do you expect people to find useful information like that if you put it in the OP where no one will ever see it.

>>156696579
enjoy your heisenbugs

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Finally unbanned

Progress on the new adder. Uses a single 1-bit adder to add 2 8-bit numbers by storing the sum in the addressable memory array on the left, and the carry in a simple latch before resetting and adding the next digit of the cards to the right.

Non-functional as of right now. The individual bits work but I need to design a cam(s) that does everything in the right sequence and timing. Also the carry-latch doesn't work.

>>156722293
Because OP is fucked up since the last 5 threads... i think, i lost count.

Hi... this is /egg/ .
1 2 4 5 6 this games mus be ded or be related
>webm for retads
the games are...
The games are 1 2 4 5 6....

And they keep doing it, since someone replaced the pastebin with mozilla shit, everyhing is fucked up, and there is almost no more space to add more stuff.

>>156700404
>>156700773
TSC(timestamp counter) is basically just a counter that increments every cycle, when cores run at different frequencys(power saving) that goes out of sync, you're not supposed to use them on modern systems, use HPET instead.

>>156722032
Hotfix deployed, rebooting.

>>156722208
LEGIT ->
>>156701136

>>156723079
I think you know better than i do.
But this wont be the last, they use to make one on fridays, looks like they fucked up something hard to do it earlier.

>>156722208
see >>156701136

I played 1 hour and bought it

>>156722880
You do realize that the "mozilla shit" is like a bin that can be edited?
And that the eggames pad has all the info from the old OP?
And that the reason why the threads changed is becuase the old OP literally ran out of room?

Don't like the new format?
Fix it to something that isn't the fucking old one that has room for new games to be tagged in.

>playing shenzen i/o
>literally no idea what I'm doing but it works
>>156701136
thanks based anon

>>156724205
Remove the duplicated names so you have more space, thats my biggest complain.
Top list gets cut, and the last sentence is moved to the list below.
I hope ill be arround this time to make it myself.

>>156724694
THEN EDIT THE PAD
JUST DO IT
NO ACCOUNT, NO NOTHING
CED IS ONLY PERSON WHO HAS BOTHERED EDITING PAD TO PUT SERB PASTA IN

>>156707576
>... and I just realized that it then launches itself into a 999 acc for some reason on a specific part.

>Reading from the C2S-RF901 when no data is available will yield a value of -999 instead of blocking until data arrives(which is typical XBus behaviour). With the C2S-RF901, you can keep working while you wait for data to arrive!

>>156725076
>Check the OP pad
>list isnt there
Ok... 2 options
>you or someone just did it now
>people are using someting else as reference

I knew i had a reason, the pad is edited, but im going to look for it anyways.
>inb4 3 theads again, and again we end in the wrong one

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>>156701165
10/10 would fake translation again

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No way am I going to be autistic enough for this game, I know that already, but this will make a pretty nice wallpaper.

>>156722761
what did you even get banned for?

>>156725594
>>list isnt there
works for me, enable javascript

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>join Warbros serb
>set course for an asteroid and bring up the help screen to figure out the controls
>close help screen just in time to see the asteroid's surface rushing up to meet my cockpit
See you in two hours I guess.

>>156725957
fuck my brain, what i ment was.
>pad is already edited and the list i wanted to remove wasnt there

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> playing shenzen for a couple hours now
>tfw nailed this one on the second test run

I never thought this kind of thing would be so autistically entertaining. This game could have been a massive influence on my carreer choices 20 years ago

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this could have gone better

>>156725992
Always point your ship just to the side of whatever you want to go to, ya dingus.

>>156725992

Honeslty anon, I recommend playing a bit of SP to get a good grip on the controls.
Otherwise, you're probably going to frustrate yourself by accidentally crashing more stuff.

it's not so bad when it's a sparky spawner, but if its something youve spent hours building it'll break your heart.

>>156725992
oy vey goyim, need a hand? :^)

>>156725765
I participated in that gun control shittery a couple of threads back

but I have realised the error of my ways

>>156718803
>and I will tag your faction with a "+"
Well that's new. Might try.
Though fuck making a new faction ground up again though.

>>156727104
all im saying is until I get a government funded security guard for my house you cant take em.

>>156727249
Your new government funded security guard is Ahmed bin Mohammed Jamal. He will keep watch over you when you sleep.

Now give them up.

>>156727104
???
elaborate

>captcha: [picture of a star] america
I should have saved that, honestly

FTD question: I am building a battleship and I am making a large laser cavity for my offensive and defensive lasers. Should I use completely separate cavities or use the same cavities for them?? I want to use 4q cavities for my offensive laser.

>>156727517
Separate cavities.

But I've never built a laser so YMMV

>>156727207
>he needs alternate accounts for no-rules PvP
truly a shitter

>>156727443
Any gun control argument turns into silly autism, don't you know this?
Someone brought up funz and algodooanon must've got snared.

>>156727796
This, just use the fleet script and build a CV.

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>>156727517
Anon forgot to include a date in this guide, but I saved it in August last year.
Chances are that the vast majority of this is still applicable, although exact values may vary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9n8EkQ4YMw&

thankfully the ship was fine

>>156728019
I wanna know how to make aesthetic infographs like that

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>>156700717
I had a 30 year old car with pop-ups for 3 years, never had a problem with them. Left them up all day long in the winter because I had one of the pop-up only buttons. I loved the satisfying clunk they made whenever opening or closing. I miss my RX7

>>156728979

I expected this from the title, but I still lost my shit

>>156726220
Digital logic is fun. I'm studying precisely that in EE now.

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>>156726220
>spends 33% more
>to save power which is NOT his direct interest
I bet you aren't even Chinese.
2 yuan per piece produced will be detracted from your payroll :^)

>>156729615
Get started today:
http://www.latex-project.org/

>>156730880
not even worrying about optimisation now
I'm very green on the whole concept

had to cheat my way out of the drinking game one, couldn't figure out the X-buses, they stay locked. Good thing there's already a bunch of videos about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVybMtoN_Po

>>156730880
I also just realized that your first run wasn't completed so your power consumption isn't the full consumption.
That trick was pretty Chinese of you, you can show your face again at the factory.

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>>156731425
THREE FUCKING PARTS
WHAT IS EVEN! THAT WORK IS SHAMEFUR
NEVER SHOW FACE AGAIN!
It's actually my first time too working on things like these, you just have to think like a real chink and save on everything.

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>>156714030
>love cutting my ships in half to see how I can improve them
Something about seeing a ship cross-section gets me erect.

>>156714030
>>156715619
>>156732132

Man this is weirdly engrossing

>>156731927
well I'm not a physician and I shamelessly copied the guy's design and then ran it step by step to understand.

I wish this game had more levels between this and the first, the difficulty ramps up too fast. I wanna see someone with no programming skills trying this for the first time.

is there a level editor? Would be fun to have levels on the workshop or mods for new components

>>156732474
well i'm not a dentist but that doesn't make much difference you silly fuck

>>156732132
Is there a script for automatically aligning repair projectors? Fucking tedious.

>>156732861
Just use nanites.

>>156732713

Gotta learn the memes, jack.

>>156732983
Nanites need projectors, yo.

>>156732474
All my programming experience amounts to some php and some C#, I'd say that it has nothing to do with programming at all desu.
Seems way easier to get the grasp of, but feels also way harder to accomplish simple tasks because of the limitations.

>>156733098
It's ASM though

>>156733223
isnt that when women make mouth noises into a mic for weird fucks to jack off to?

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>>156732473
It's cool as shit to see. WWII tank cross sections are all over the internet and just as interesting, especially when they're manufacturing blueprints.

>>156732861
No, but it honestly it's not a big deal. Takes like 5 minutes at most and you only ever have to do it once per design. I spend ten times that figuring out what color I want to make a room.

>>156733714
Actually, if the bounding box of your design changes, it gets misaligned. You also have to redo it every fucking time you spawn a new instance of that design.

>>156733328
That's ASMR and it's awesome
Here, have this
https://mega.nz/#!GZAQVQKZ!YRKa7RJcNCXPH2Ek8cnKPaZm1hlazQRg1vD6H7JtJjc

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>>156733924
>RJ150293
Nigga you spoil them.

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Don't die on me.

>>156735982
thread ded because everyone ran off to listen to a jap moan into a mic

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>>156736429

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>>156736429

>>156733924
>>156734237
>>156735982
>>156736429
>>156736969
the fuck is the deal with this new meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3_PYu237a8

>>156737573
Clicked send to quickly. fug

I was browsing jellyfish, and this shit eventually came up. How terrifying.

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>nothing about hot manly sounding guys like critikal whispering about how he is going to destroy my ass

>>156737634
What meme? How is ASMR a meme? It's just really high quality binaural audio.

>>156738001
Everyone is starting to do it. It is an early meme but it's memetic nonetheless.

>>156738171
this
I've heard about it fugging everywhere
>tfw just remembered that one of the captcha words isn't necessary
>having loads of fun trying to figure out which one it is each time

>>156738171
You really are an idiot, aren't you? ASMR is not a meme, it's not new, and it's not memetic. It's a product.

>>156738621
anything can be a meme if you shitpost hard enough

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can't figure out this one, need to go to bed.

too many conditionals on such a low level language. The highlighted step triggers when it shouldn't, but I don't know where to put it.

I bet there is a simpler solution but my brain is on sleep mode now.

>>156738621
Nowadays "meme" can mean "something that's pure hype/has no substance." Hence you have "meme games," "meme websites" and "meme strategies."

>>156738772
Is mayonnaise a meme?

>>156739079
follow up question for EE nerds: how to make an if/else if chain or even something like a switch?

>>156739230
Milhouse is not a meme. Milhouse is not a meme is a meme. Get it? Good.

>>156739647
probably by checking if something is TGT/TLT for a very rudimentary check, and using JMP at the end of a Label to go to another Label.

How's SHENZHEN?

>>156739914
hard and fun af
bought it even though I have a steamEmu copy

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>Shenzhen i/o
I don't know what's going on and I don't know what I'm doing but this seems neat. I just hit a brick wall at the 3rd, but I'm sure I'll get this eventually.

>>156741630
The button, right?

I believe you basically have to make a first component send a signal to a second component, and the second component performs the action until it loses the signal at the right interval.

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>>156742528
The Pulse Generator one, see attached. It says I need to use conditional execution, I took a little read but I'm still confused.
I've never coded beyond rudimentary HTML that they made us do in high school.

>>156742972
yeah it basically wants you to go "As long as Button is pressed, perform 100 for 1 tick, perform 0 for 1 tick, repeat"

Though the actual setup for it is what's made me stuck there, too, not that it helps that it's 4am.

>>156739197
>>156738621
Literally anything that becomes popular is, by definition, a meme. It doesn't have to be a shitty rebbit joke, it doesn't have to be on kym.

A meme is anything that propagates through culture rather than biology.

>>156744740
It must have memetic properties, not just propagate through culture. Refer again to the ancient Milhouse explanation.

>>156710807
feminine bodyhair is cute

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>>156733924
>all those "nyaa"s

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>>156744740
A meme is an idea that spreads and remains the same in the minds of multiple people by imitation you dip

>>156744834
Those properties are inherent in any new piece of corresponding media related to the original. When a person imitates something without outright copying it, it become different than the original, and then either goes on to be imitated by another or dies out.

One girl doing ASMR isn't memetic. People sharing her doing ASMR isn't memetic. New people doing their own take on ASMR -is- memetic. When I said "Anything popular" I should have clarified that to mean popular concepts. They aren't memes just because people share them, sharing leads to popularity within a culture, which in turn leads to imitation in said culture.

>>156745440
So photoshop, sports, presidential debates and music are all memes.

I remember a meme meant half of /b/'s frontpage was covered with it for a day or more.

>>156745850
There's the strict textbook definition of meme, there's the If it's on the Internet is a Meme, there's the "everything I dislike is a meme" view.

>>156746198
I thought a meme was any idea that spread though a populous via internet viral diffusion.

>>156746409
go listen to dawkins talk on it newshitter

>>156745850
In a way, yes.
Memetics is simply the evolution of culture.
As >>156746198 said, depending on who you talk to "meme" has different connotation.

The strict definition of a meme would loosely define anything consciously created, improved, or replicated as memetic.

>>156746467
Dawkins is a psuedo-intellectual cunt.
Why would listen to him?
What could a fuck who sprouts meme tier refutations of christfags know about memetics?

>>156746782
He literally coined the terms meme and memetics you oblivious fuck.

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>>156747043
This is a not insignificant level of blown the fuck out.

>>156747043
>>156747212
>look up
>is true
I don't even have a reaction image for how stupid I feel.
He's still a meme spounting cunt.

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>Memegineering

/egg/ - Serious Memes General

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>>156748651
Cheese colored spaceships

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>>156750668

>>156750668
What the fug kind of cheese is green?

>>156750668
My gosh that is gorgeous. I hate that my ship look like large ships look like boxes and autistic trapezoids.

>>156742972
you need to understand how the + and - work.
The solution it's just like 4 instructions

>>156751763
>be weldan ship
>other anon brings in welder ship
>me clangs the fuck everywhere
>it wasn't happening yesterday
THANKS MAREK

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>>156751763
Ya, I got it with some help. Just got to #4, getting a bit better each time.

>>156751070
green cheese. duh.

>>156752807
Damn, wee-man looks yuge next to mini-me.

>>156729760
That's because they stopped using vacuum actuators by the 80s and most automakers had sense enough to use electric actuators even before then

GM was not one of those automakers

>>156739862
>>156739647
teq acc 10
jmp Acc10
teq acc 15
jmp Acc15
continue:

somewhere else in the program
Acc10:
#do whatever
jmp continue
Acc15
#do whatever
jmp continue


would that work?

>>156756643
you can even add fallthrough to do this, but i'll leave that as an exercise to the reader ;)

>>156756643
there's should be a + in front of both jumps

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Space is fun
Kerbal is fun
Squad is fun

>>156757909
DELETE THIS

>>156758371
Report and hide, anon
Why the fug their obvious attempt at making a new general and stealing games from /egg/ hasn't been shoa'd is beyond me

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>>156758371
Space is engineering
Kerbal is engineering
Squad is a Mexican indie game developer

>>156696379
>medieval engineers will be launching with planets
>medieval
>planets
I... what?

>>156760063
earth was a planet in 1209 too

>>156738426
>words in captchas
what the fuck, you guys still have words? I don't remember the last time I had a captcha which wasn't one of those "pick the 3 potatoes" in a grid.

>>156760382
>not using superior legacy captcha

>>156760440
I didn't know I had a choice.

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>>156757909
stop

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can you use components unlocked later in earlier levels?

>>156733924
>https://mega.nz/#!GZAQVQKZ!YRKa7RJcNCXPH2Ek8cnKPaZm1hlazQRg1vD6H7JtJjc


I'll never understand you licking ears asmr people.

I'm a big fan of just observing people measure things. Tingle supreme.

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>>156733924 #
>I'm a big fan of just observing people measure things. Tingle supreme.
What

you know how you sometimes need a toggle in shenzen I/O?
i. e.
add 100
teq acc 200
+ mov 0 acc

you can instead do
sub 100
mul -1
which is shorter, and preserves the test flag.

>>156761180
>the not instruction does this already
well, you can still use it if you want to toggle between 0 and a value that's not 100

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And here we see Trukk in natural habitat, hunting small pathetic cars that be thinkings they can match Trukk strength.

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>drunk as fuck
>first time playing ftd in months
>tried making a proper hull
>abandoned after trying ,ultiple times to try and make a curve

>fuck it
>everythings flat
>big ass lead block for the keel

>>156761493
open beta when?

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>>156760628
no you stop

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is 844 gigatons the maximum possible yield?

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>>156761932

In FtD how do you get a vehicle AI to just fly directly at the enemy and ram them?

Could you have a plane that builds nuclear tipped cruise missiles as sub vehicles? The conventional missiles are too short range and weak.

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>>156761893

Apparently right around the beginning of the new year, unless they change their mind.

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whats a sooper dooper engine i can download for ftd that I can stick into my ship and forget about?

>>156762208
nukes aren't that powerful either, i'd just add a large caliber CRAM HE gun.

>>156762208
I remember one anon making spinny harpoon rams of death or something.

>>156762271
>>156762313
any idea how to get the desired behavior from what would basically be a long, thin kamikaze plane?

>>156762228
check the forums

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the poor eyrie never had a chance

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Ok so I've got a cruise missile that flies along at 4-5m off the deck I just need to get an AI to kamikaze it.

Any ideas?

>>156766264
make a weapon pointed at the nuke, set it to low range and tell the ai to engage at 0 meters if thats possible

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>>156766264
i used this guy's lua code for my missile
http://www.fromthedepthsgame.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=14037&highlight=ohka
but it's a little iffy..

>>156766959
Good idea I hope multiple nukes stack.

>>156767289
Wew thanks. Are there any videos of this missile, or any vehicle missile in action?

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Reminder that this silly event is happening tomorrow.

https://www.reddit.com/r/FactorioMMO/comments/561rou/eu_factorio_mmo_event_iii_rocket_race/

We should all pick one team and have a jolly good time destroying the local flora and fauna with our fires of industry.

I played the last event where the goal was to spend a set amount of science packs on research, it got really fukkin' tense near the end.

What team? Aliens or Trees?

>>156728979
I tried making another funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvlQ3V7utm8&

how did I do?

>>156768362
up to date pirate download when

>>156768362
>We are keeping global blacklists, if you are banned because of misbehaviour, you will not be able to join one of our Factorio servers again.
how would that even work, aren't factorio bans name-only?

>>156768759
Will upload in the thread tomorrow before the event.

>>156769524
based

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Holy shit it works better than I hoped. The back of the missile survives the blast so if I get it to repair itself they could nuke the target over and over.

Did end up needing any lua block sorcery

>>156769854
Didn't* need derp

>>156767509
i don't have any videos, but imagine a flying squirrel that eventually hits the target
it was my first attempt at a cruise missile

>>156768362
Lets go Aliens, Trees are for fags and elves.

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>>156760782
y'know that'd take you like, two seconds to click and figure out on your own?

Fuck you zachfags. I have to read The general systems theory book and study calculus and you faggots post this fucking link. I hope you die in separate simultaneous house fires .
T-thanks

>>156701927
I just studied some basic C in uni and had funs at home learning to use linux and making some crypto shit. Encoding and decoding strings in fun ways and doing programs to calculate some shit.
>>156701281
>on how many cores are you on now?
>1 or 2 my dude idk
>you are like a little baby
>watch this
>succcccclaaaaang

>>156760161
You fucking liar, I know for a fact that the kikes inflated earth only in 1843.

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https://www.cnet.com/news/microsoft-launches-program-to-hire-people-with-autism/
>Microsoft has announced that it will make a concerted effort to hire people with autism.
This is your chance /egg/

>>156773863
But i already worked for them.
As an external vendor, its actually pretty hard to be an direct FT employee.

>had a qt on the last OP
>not anymore
Come the fuck on /egg/

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>>156775818
But anon there is a qt in the op

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RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

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>>156777264
RELEASE THE NUKES!

How do I detect Edges in shenzhen?

>>156777375
There is an example "touch-activated light" in manual.

>>156776858

>zeppelins never became a standard thing
T-thanks Hindenburg.

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>>156777369
KRAKEN USES TERRAIN ADVANTAGE

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

How close is shenzhen's assembly to real assembly?

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>>156777465
BUT NOT 100% EFFECTIVE

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>>156777591
PEW PEW they're pretty quick wew

>>156777520
way more registers, 1(2) registers is a design limitation by choice in shenzen.
massive memory(give me byte 12523, put this at byte 26332
branching is different.
gcc.godbolt.org
compiles C code and gives you the compiled assembly nice and clean. If you want i can prepare an example of real world assembly annoted with explanations

>>156777520
real world assembly has hundreds of instructions, even tiny architectures often have 40+
x86 has thousands

>>156777520
Aseembly is boring and causes pain and suffering.

>>156778197
plain x86 only has a few dozen instructions

the others are just for extensions like SSE or MMX or whatnot, and most of those are outdated, you'd only really want to use AVX these days

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>boot up Spengies to dig out my base
>find I cant place blocks
>game crashes

Keen plz.

What's the point of printing out story stuff, visa application and language divider duds? Wasted my paper.

>>156779301
>language divider
*section divider

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>>156739079
wew lads, took me a lot of tweaking
but I finally solved the infrared one
pic is my solution

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>>156778379
you're right, thousands was massively overexaggerated.
according to my counting, it's 507[2].
and as you said, you don't need the majority of those. A lot of them are there for legacy reasons[x86 is fairly old and goes a long mile towards backwards compatibility, which is why it won over other architectures] or for a very specific purpose. pic related, out of those ADD, ADC, AND are probably the only ones you'd commonly see.


[2]Intel® 64 and IA-32 Architectures
Software Developer’s Manual
Volume 2A:Instruction Set Reference Sep 2015
i counted the entries in the contents, might be off by a small amount

>>156778115

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How do I unfuck this? My cost and power usage is off the charts.

>>156780538
what the fuck is that clusterfuck?

>>156780538
the bridges are literally unnecessary, and you at most need two mc4000 and one mc6000.

>>156781481
Judging by those bridges, just a low quality bait.

>>156773863
Considering the multiple horror stories about the way they code anything there, I think most autists from here would just die from strokes if they got employed

>>156782621
>mfw microsoft compatability mode is artificially reintroducing bugs that certain programs reied on

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>>156780538
anon bls

>>156781586
Do bridges actually affect performance?
And I didn't know p0 could be used for output too,

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>>156783556
anon anonbls pls

>>156783718
Bridges just lets you cross wires over one another in case you ever for whatever reason need to do so, if you don't, it's just a contrived design.

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ded

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>>156786192
Engineers never die!

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Any ideas on optimization? I usually was in the middle by power and cost but this one I ended up off the charts.

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Is muh wedge 'stetic yet?

>>156788542
as stethic as spengies can get I guess

>>156788542
Too smoll.Maek thicc.

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>>156788852
>implying it's not already phat
>>156788652
well that's something I spose

>>156788542
Needs more wedges and dakka.

>>156789020
but anon I can't put dakka on a grand touring wedge, that'd be rather lacking in taste

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>>156788652
I wish there was a texture replacement for those shitty metal panels, and being able to chose from a list of surfaces.
I couldnt even found a texture replacement as a mod, or the steam workshop is terrible at search, or im using the wrong words (armor texture replacement).

as stetics go, you can do a smooth ship, wich is yours, or a very rough one, with lots of... i cant remember the word, but its in the borders of pic related.

>>156789119
GRREEEEEEBBLLEEEEEES!

>>156789119
>fuck the heating efficiency, we go 'eevuuuuul'

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>tfw
END
N
D

ME
E

Wanna change font to fancy fancy
How do

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>>156788542
Doorstop/10

Welcome to the club :^)

Shenzhen IO /egg/s, any tips on the COOL DAD!! puzzle?
I went as far as storing the array in registers but I can't figure out the rest

>>156790168
>storing the array in registers
it's a three element array and you only have two registers max, how'd you manage that? a ton of mc4000?

I put the time in acc and use dat just to grab the current value of the rx.

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>>156789330

>>156791284
I need the acc to increment a pointer to the array:
first value is R, 2nd is G, 3rd is B and 4th is time.
I still don't know how I'm gonna time the pulse tho, my idea was store the time in dat and then "slp dat" but that doesn't work because I need to keep listening for another signal so I can interrupt the loop.

Not even gonna post a screen because I remade this thing 5 times already without getting it half right

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>>156787363
A bit high on power, but cheap.

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>>156789224
Thanks fampai.
>>156789226
Imagine using this as textures, and mod the blocks to be more round, reusing the idea of smooth blocks.

I would love to be able to make shit like the space jockey ship from Alien or the Endurance from Interstellar with Rangers but you would basically have to 3D model things like that yourself or find a model for them because either "lol 5 gorillion blocks" if you want detail or "big blocky approximation with minimal internal space" if you go with large blocks

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>>156792587
More like "slp dat ass"