SC2 General

first for gook

black in the pants and gook in the hands

is there anything to watch or was kespacup the last sc2 tournament ever or something huh?

second for gook

and third for sickzii

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This is a Zerg thread. In this ITT thread, we post Zerg, discuss Zerg strats and lore, and mourn the loss of the Overmind.

>>156582090
next premier event is blizzcon i think

>>156582192
zerg is shit and bugs are gross

Protoss Master Race.

>>156582214
Here you can see a little bitch boy who tickles his butthole to the thought of Tassadar farting in his direction. He probably cannon rushes and is silver.

what is it, 8th? 9th?

anyway 10th for clown pussy

>>156582236
And here we see the insect fucker who wishes kerrigan would fuck him with her huge futa dick and plant a bunch of larva inside his butthole

that's gross dude wtf why would you want that?

insane clown pussy

lol i just came up with that right now

>>156582341
omo...

>>156582341
more... you got me hard...

>>156582397
im not fueling your fetish sicko

graped...

hydras forcing ur mouth open with talons and regurgitating their young down ur throat OmO

iu sitting on your face.....

it's getting pretty /d/ in here

banelings busting into your ass...

roaches burrow-moving into your ass...

neural parasites into your ass...

larva injections into your ass...

spore crawlers firing into your ass...

broodlorders firing into your ass...

mutaflocks flying out of your ass...

omo...

>>156582692
whats wrong with her nipples

how many abortions do you need to have to get your nipples like that

how many abortions have you had

>>156582751
omo omo omo omo omo!!!!
imagine lying down in a spawning pool... at the mercy of all the zerglings and tentacles ... being assimilated into the zerg... OMO

>>156582937
3

im a guy though so it's kind of a high number

if a girl tells me she had an abortion for non-medical reasons i wouldn't be friends with her

>>156582998
the girls you f'd killed your kids

how does that make you feel

fuck im so bored. when is the next big video game coming out

>>156583060
we're all playing vainglory here

>>156583110
that game is so dead

>>156582979

dude you need to go to deviantart

>>156583176
me on the left sickzii on the right

>>156583176
ive never used deviantart i dont know how it works

there's honestly no reason to kill your child while its still inside of your belly

>>156583268
my life matters more

lol^ no

>>156583304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

post your laddering jams

https://youtu.be/_NKkbDLaFFQ

are asians even real... they're so beautiful.... like angels from heaven...

not like us wpeople at all..

>>156583338
pedo freak

>>156583384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4iuNP9wF3w

>>156583446
>>156583384
music is so bad how can anyone listen to it (music)

>>156583384
>>156583473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZwQeZh6rP0

>>156583384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmMw38nN0Ws

>>156583484
that album is far too atmospheric and linear to listen to while playing starcraft imo

>>156583409
white men are ideal guys though...

>>156583516
im not gay...

>>156583508
its a really good album tho

>>156583384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvWul-f65kE

need an electro playlist for sc2 hit me boys

>>156583904
https://youtu.be/u9VMfdG873E

>>156583904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET6657PH9gQ&list=RDcLrI_uyyORQ&index=15

>>156583384
https://youtu.be/_k0wyAIkPhM

>>156583968
good but rising shepards tone is better
>>156584038
nice i like st pepsi

vaporwave sucks

witchhouse is where its at

i think you mean ЩIƬᄃΉΉӨЦƧΣ

were so advanced here

>>156583904
i don't really know what that is
https://youtu.be/LmtoiRyPS3o

>>156584119
glissando

>the asian girl from the intel ad

omo...

watching this World at War documentary about ww2...damn it must have suck if you were russian and had to face germany

the germans and russians were friends

>>156585393
operation barbarossa, siege of leningrad , kursk, karkov, cold russian winters,t-34's, 15-20 million dead
so ill

>>156585440
until germany broke the molotov–ribbentrop pact

i ran out of milk and mommy is at work... how the heck do i eat my cereal

>>156585667
we dont know the facts

>>156585393
that old world at war doc with lots of parts is the best ww2 documentary imo

>>156585894

they needed lebensraum

>>156585974
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x125rue_the-world-at-war-episode-12-whirlwind-bombing-germany_shortfilms

im at ep 12...i cant wait for the dday episode

if wars were still fought with swords and shields during ww2 germany would have won but in the age of mass production they were no match for the great satan

if wars were still fought with dicks and balls during ww2 germany would have won but in the age of mass production they were no match for the great satan

>>156586319
half of the american production was going to germany -_-

the white devil

>>156586506
in the form of bouncing betties and bullets

my heritage... my skin... i am sorry for it..

do you wish there was a real war to fight for today...like to feel you have a purpose in life

im waiting for hilary to get elected and go to war with syria and russia starting world war 3 then ill probably join the army since their standards will be lowered enough for me to get in

i'm really worried about these clown sightings

>>156586319
they had the best army by far in both wars but had to fight wars of attrition, outnumbered on 2 fronts in both wars

>>156586814
you should become an african warlord anon

if hitler didnt go for moscow during the winter then they would have won

>>156586949
outnumbered is never a problem for a valiant army their being out munitioned and out produced is what defeated them

>>156586970
if they had clothing,vehicles & weapons designed for cold weather it would've been enough

germany lost because hitler was a retard

>>156586970
Good thing he was a complete retard and was cocky. we wouldnt be here right now if germany won the war

hitler could have won if he wasn't such a clown

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wolf schröder would have won

>>156587414
he already lives in korea so he did

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germany would've won world war I and there wouldnt have been a world war II if it wasn't for the jews
https://youtu.be/x8OmxI2AYV8
super fucking^ #aware

reminder hitler was destined to lose as the age we're in required it

check out wolfs old kgf

http://thepassingshadow.deviantart.com/art/My-PC-Desktop-24-04-08-83830334

woopr : avilo has better TvT aviDoge

>>156587976
holy kek

>>156587976

needs plastic

>>156588070
>>156588103
shes really cute you idiots

>>156587595
I was angry. I took a photograph of my emotion.

>>156588130
you're right i was just jealous...
she was only with him because they lived in some shitty town in georgia? and he was a koreaboo

>>156587976
was she born a man?

>>156587976
why does he leave his deviantart up lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6xnaaeQjyQ

cs:go...

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>>156588421
he took down Die Wörter von Wolf & other blog stuff. luckily some anon downloaded it all first

clown sightings...

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>>156588498
>nwnl
our guys

>>156588747
whats this clown meme all about then?

>>156588030
based woopr

>>156588751
hotboy <3

seeing wolfs old kgf

it makes my heart long for companionship with a kfemale...

bored -_-

>>156589453
*sucks your dick*

>>156589481
can't suck what isn't there :3

if wars were still fought with clowns during ww2 germany would have won but in the age of mass production they were no match for the great satan

one week without drinking

i think i'd rather die actually

>>156590223
you die without water for one week anyway

no thank you

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

otto von bismarck
adolf hitler

both great leaders

i wish i lived in a place that was majority asian

instead i live in a place that is majority clown murderer...

whats with the new clown meta

vladimir putin
donald trump
kim jong-un
neeb

all living legends

clown spotted in my town...

im a clown

clown sighting in this thread......

julia roberts
fan bing bing
gabourey sidibe
priyanka chopra

all underrated actors

>>156591163
julia roberts is the only actor you didn't just make up ~_~

i dont get it. is icp becoming popular or something?

>>156591028
>>156591163
haha funny ironic lists!!!

>>156591193
guilty lol

bonus meme: russel brand sounds like a girl

we dont tell jokes we're shock jocks here

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>>156591278
you want shocking? ill give you shocking...

>>156591351
yeah

go ahead

>>156591351
dont...

>>156591351
kys

>>156588930
he is a bit of a cheating naughty boy...

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>>156591402
>>156591404
>>156591405

>>156591436
oh wow

>>156591436
noooooo!!!
why did she do that?

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>>156591436

>>156591491
lol

hitler was a sensitive man
he went to art school when he was younger
he wanted to be a painter
hitler was a vegetarian
he was also a non smoker
he hired gay and handicapped officers
he was concerned about overpopulation
if hitler was alive today, he'd have listened to the cure the smiths and depeche mode

>>156591491
the fuuuuuuck???

the only people who dont like hitler are his enemies and the people whove heard the lies his enemies have told about him

comedy was so much simpler when i was a kid in the early 2000s all you needed was a song that repeated some funny line like
"im a boss" or "i jizzed in my pants" to make me laugh now the only thing that i find funny is the idea of being killed by a psycho clown

wtf happened

>>156591605
+1
def our guy
https://youtu.be/Vnu5uW9No8g

>>156591774
pretty soon clowns wont be enough for you either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DE51JYcl_4

holy crap

>>156591817
so hes not in jail?

>>156591809
the day the laughter died...

>>156591817
who

>>156591817
I'm 61 years young and have been divorced twice under totally different circumstances than you. My advice to you (since u both still love one another), would be to try and work it out, seek counseling, talk to your priest/pastor, take that one last romantic vacation together. Do u just love him or are you still IN love with him? There is a difference and the same with him. Marriage is a lot of work. If you can look yourself in the mirror at night and HONESTLY say "I've done everything humanly possible to make it work" and it still hasn't worked, then I would say yes, move on. Just remember, you made a commitment not only to your spouse but to God and he will hold you accountable. Who knows, you two may decide to get back together at some point. You're fortunate at this point there are no children involved. Those are the ones who suffer most. I wish you both well in your final decision making. I've been through it twice and to me it was like a death both times. A death of a marriage is a sad hurtful time. God bless you both and continued prayers.

reminder that there is nothing God hates more than divorce

god bless...

what about clowns

>>156592138
not sure if you're trolling but theres some crazy shit going on with clowns around the USA. in my local news, theres been a clown attack

>>156592193
theres been an attack by clowns or an attack on clowns?

hold the phone they actually attack? i heard they just follow you and dont do nothin but spoop you...

where can i read more about the clown attacks

your local news honestly its a serious epidemic across more than 20 states already

>>156592226
attack by clowns, well a clown. also there was gun threats by people dressed as clowns at a school

i really doubt any clowns have attacked anyone

i hope no one has been bitten

the CDC has its hands full with zika already we cant afford two outbreaks at once...

being a clown is infectious.....

quit clowning around idiots

the clown princess..

>>156592604
be careful around this one, its making clown puns

not long until symptoms fully manifest

guys i cant stop ha-laughing randomly hehe

h-ha ha...


h-h-ha ha ha

guys im scared

..hehehehehe

>>156582023
gook

gooks getting btfo by tsunami

wpeople getting btfo by killer clowns

looks like gooks win again

clowns getting btfo by social media

*saves documents*
*claps down macbook*
*leaves campus*

say what you want about russel brand but hes a funny man

>>156592226
clown on clown violence

sam hyde is funny
russell brand is not

>>156594018
+1

the new balance patch will save sc2

/scv/ is funny
other generals are not

/srg/ is pretty funny desu

>>156591817
>getting divorced

i hope they both enjoy their eternity in hell

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god is punishing gooks

>>156594331
what did they do to deserve it?

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Lauren Compton @Imlaurencompton
my kinda headshot

>>156594757
it pisses me off and amazes me at the same time women can get away with looking "artsy" and pretty while wearing such a lazy piece of clothing

>>156594850
you sound red pilled

>>156594757
terrible posture
awful pose

>>156594850
i hope you do not imply that that wgirl looks pretty or artsy in that pic up there

>>156594957
would still stick my slippery noodle in 2bh

>>156594739
theyre keeping kgfs from us against Gods will

>>156595004
enjoy your tsunami, demon

>>156594757
:O

>>156595096
beggars cant be choosers

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flood the gook

>>156595225
then stop being a beggar and hold fast to your principles

>>156595284
im not a jacked chad like you, i can't just pick and choose women how i like

>>156595258
cowabunga dood

>>156595330
its still in your power to choose the higher path

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>>156595504

>>156595543
>disgustedwaito.gif

>>156595632
it should be whitey_nope.gif
also someone find this vod i'll make a webm

>>156595697
wow we got steve jobs himself over here tech wizard and IT professional video maker steven spearlberg et al

>>156595772
nice meme

>>156595772
lol

>>156595772
rofl

>>156595772
lawl

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it's in shit quality on youtube

http://www.giantbomb.com/chat/


PSVR is shit...wtf

>VR
unless it's matrix level of simulation is all shitty 3d glasses with head tracking. we had this for decades

what would be in your perfect matrix?

definitely a double whopper and a milk shake

>>156596097
i can safely say and i think i speak for all of us when i say that were all thankful you made this shit quality gif that doesnt even loop good lmao

>>156594757
n*pple!

>>156596097
i, for one, am very fond of this gif

>>156596097
i like it

>>156597040
its a webm

>>156597091
right...

[+224, -26] She really needs to get checked out at a hospital

[+9, -0] Your classic example of a woman who ruined her life over a man... if she was my daughter, I would've broken her legs already tsk tsk

>>156596097
why is it so fast

you can barely see the disgust in his face

the gif needs work lets be honest

>>156597204
https://youtu.be/IdWYHcM5k2g?t=2m26s

its a webm

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>You will never be a bonjovi at the buffet

we need more fatties in the scene i cant relate to pretty boys like wolf and neeb

>>156597567
>wofl
>pretty

its time to go to bed mr. scrohder

>>156597716
+1

ahem wolf is the best looking man in esports

i said

we dont know the facts

you deserve a (you) for that awful post

>reads a cracked article

its like buzzfeed for grown ups

i wonder what wolf thinks about being our guy and so well liked ITT

>>156598372
valdéz please stop

wolf is a pretty boy with a cute beard...

mouse in my basement...

florida anons stay safe.....

more clowns...

think i might go clowin tonite

cancelling the atlanta meet up to gang clown instead

be careful atlanta bro thats near the hurricane right?

>>156599694
its the city of niggers thats all you need to know

>>156599712
we need our token black /scv/ to stay alive during the looting that's coming

there are white people in atlanta too!!

yeah right

sry but hispanics arent white

im caucasian!

more like cock asians LOL

we clown here

yes we clown

so what?

clown this

*grabs crotch*

>>156601227
*puts clown nose on crotch*

just killed someone while clowning.. did i take this too far?

talk about a punch line...

i guess we're not joking around anymore heh

*staring at a corpse*
what's so funny? hahahahahaaha

gook

gook

>>156601510
gook

clowns have been rampant in sk for years lol

the movie Vulgar....

gook

made some gross pasta but i threw that away and made toast instead >.<

should have left it outside for the clowns

i thought clowns only eat cream pie

ur thinking of ur dog lol

>>156602134
:O

guys it smells like gasoline

if i dont respond to this post in 5 mins im probably passed out or dead

I'm getting light headed...

try taking a nap...

what are you smoking? sounds good

I'm just gonna close my eyes for a minute...

>cellulite

thicc koreans are the best koreans

lol stop

im serious
they're so cute and huggable

go to bed wolf rofl

>>156594007
#clownlivesmatter

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ah

>>156605656
me on the left sickzii on the right

>>156606114
:3

>>156606114
fag #1
>>156606130
fag #2

>>156606271
hahah like thing1 and thing2

>>156606336
shut up fag go suck on a penis lol

>>156606746
lmao no

ugh fine :O

all clowned up with nowhere to go

cant tell if im gonna pass out or not

>>156607963
are u dead

>>156608204
not yet but i feel funny

>>156608231
go to a hopital.....

we are all clowns
this world is but a farce
"tips fadora"

>>156608541
lol

i know it says 32 people posted here, but it only feels like 10

charlotte uhlenbroek... omo...

>>156608872
yeah rofl i agree

>>156608765
dont you lol me you fuck

imagine going out to see mating chimps with charlotte and doing... it... next to them...

10? more like 5

actually its all me

>You have already reported this post, or someone with your IP has already reported it.

i wish tinny would cum on me
i bet it's really thick and tasty

32 of us... thats like a little classroom :3

stop reporting tinnys posts <.<

*strides through the scv school hallway*
*trips and drops my build notes*
aaahhn >.<

*stuffs a nerd inside his locker room*
heh

*gets molested by the protoss teacher*

>>156609418
you're just gonna shit it out like it went in

kale is indigestible

why did she delete her post

>>156610020
based tasteless

playin bw campaign

imagine licking sickziis sweaty taint

wtf lirik has a 1000 sub train going on

imagine running a train on sickzii

;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFAIdZXBqk

>>156610954
its really fun
my fav is the zerg

>>156610103
tfw selendis isnt ur teacher :/

a butt train...

>>>/vip/16130

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>>156614784
someone put a lot of work into these...

>>156615806
hard working japanese salarymen...

>>156615909
wearing their suits... doing the math... working out those finances...
a miserable existence...

>>156616107
imagine the smell...

>>156616212
like pencil shavings, cologne, and testosterone deficiency...

>>156616578
omo... just like high school...

>>156615686
:3

zii x hbt smut

>>156617242
post some...

>>156617305
zii "hbt do u lob me"
hby "yes"
zii do the big kudongo and hey buy ullium
hbt woah zii ur astrobano so big!
z"ii" lol PHTPFHPTHPBTHPBFPTHP*

>>156617484
omoooooooooooo

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reminder

goddamnit you suck faggot

>>156618010
??? hes not the ceo of blizzard or 48 y/o lol

reminder that the thar desert is the world's 17th largest desert, and the world's 9th largest subtropical desert

>>156618310
prove it

reminder that my dick is the worlds 17th largest dick, and the worlds 9th largest set of balls

>>156618850
yeah cool *sits on your lap*

>>156591807
>historical inaccuracies and emotional appeal: the movie
lol you're a gullible motherfucker

>>156618908
*gets a boner* ummm

>>156591817
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>>156618954

>replies more than 6 hours later
>he watched the whole movie

i'm gullible lol

>>156619026
helppppp!!! *wiggles butt*

>>156618850
prove it

>>156618850
haha you dumb nigger

a real human being and a real hero

>>156619964
yeah i am

with the upcoming dev changes, do you believe that sc2 multiplayer becomes f2p?

*consumes proteins*

*cracks open a beer*
FUCK you

>>156620552
cum has a lot of protein..

>>156620762
fuck me... do it...

horn dogs.... o.o

glassbåtar :O

*dry humps this thread*

'member when we used to talk about olive oil?

stale memes stale thread -_-

shut the fuck up BITCH

crabs

tassadars fat, veiny penis
tassadars sweaty, low hanging balls

say my name

bitch

fuck you!!!

i said

PIGSKIN BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

high school girls cross country team time
:3

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/sc2/topic/20749317115

act like a normal human being for once you pathetic fucktrads
#savescv

>>156623373
call the police on them

they shouldnt be running there

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>>156623386

fuck off davey is our guy

guiz

da fuk to do rn?
im bored as shit rn

stare @ wall again? is it a good use of my time? opinions, experiences welcome

>>156623634
>Seek Revenge
wat

>>156623941
stop typing like a faggot first of all

second of all,

>>156623941
i stopped stop drinking alcohol

>>156623941
*sucks your dick*

>>156623941
ususally when i get bored i light up some charcoal and breathe it in.
it helps me relax

>>156623634
i can imagine what his life must be like. . .

so sad i feel sad just thinking about it. . .

>>156624463
he just gooks around unless he's seeking revenge

>>156624441
you need to heat the charcoal, not light it on fire

>>156624942
>you need to heat the charcoal, not light it on fire
oh yeah and put it in a circle or something with some matches in a small room

y'all niggas cookin?

i get more ass than a toilet seat

>>156625271
fire burns the oxygens away. you can heat it however you want

>>156625538
i like that song sometimes

why the hell can't i get into any school that isn't computer science...
am i just that stupid and lazy really?

>>156625593
the remix is getting posted everywhere recently

>>156625548
so i should just put a grill in my room?

>>156625695
which one is that

whos david kim?
whys everyone hate him?
whys everyone hate lotv?

>>156625736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feUSTS21-8

>>156625727
a space heater is what i would use.

>>156625883
lol

>>156625956
why that over a grill? wouldn't the grill create more fumes and thus be better?

why is overwatch so popular? the gameplay is so shallow and stupid? sc2 is infinitely better so it should be infinitely more popular or something

>>156625956
god you're so fucking stupid i cant take it any more
FUCK you

>sc2 is infinitely better
XD

>>156626334
>>156626334
>>156626334

>>156626335
lol

>>156626335
?

>>156626216
you only need to heat it up the so the oxygen molecules in the carbon dioxide expand until they split apart and end up individually pairing up with a carbon molecule from the charcoal