/ss13g/

Xenobotany is a thing and it exists

How the fuckity fuck do you save special roles settings

They reset every time, no matter when/where I do it

MANGALORE FOR ADMIN

Can't wait for based Mandalore to be our headmin.

mangalore always catbeast WHEN

Just downloaded byond on my computer and for some reason I can't see clothing on anyone in game.
Does anyone know how to fix this?

now i'm finally unbanned I can tell you all this:
dex+ in cryo is a MEME, stop using it!

>>156462716
Fuck off MrSmithyman

>>156462875
did you download the latest version?

M A N D A L O R E
A D M I N

The Great Debate

http://www.strawpoll.me/11359199

>admins listening to a strawpoll
never ever

>>156464052
I say go for it just to fuck with pain and make memebones jerk himself off

>>156464052
5 in favor of Mandalore being admin, 3 against.
I look forward to having him join our team.

>>156464052
doesn't he have to apply for adminship first anyway?

>>156464451
With a strawpoll consensus from the thread, as well.

>>156464052
Yes is the meme option.

>making someone an admin who didn't even apply
It's a madhouse

is pop down yet?

>>156465391
nope, tell me when it hits sub 40

>>156465463
It hit sub 40.

Remember: They can't commit the harms if they don't have any arms

>tfw no feminine robo doggos

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>>156465798
>tfw no masculine robo doggos

>>156464052
WHO CARES COUNTS AS CONSENT
NEARLY 80% APPROVAL

>>156466026
but we literally have a retarded meme sprite for combat borgs

>>156466354
not masculine enough

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So what do you code monkeys have in store for us in the future?

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>>15646436 >>156464483
Pomf responsibly tripfags, but she's no namefag.

>>156466612
>implying

>>156466489
What the fuck is that picture

>>156466026
That's hilarious.

>>156466489
64x64, Celt is porting hypothermia to Eros, Dylan is using his CM coder title to port ancient spitters to /vg/, Clusterfack is removing macros and hotkey mode and lastly we're removing MoMMI dancing.

>>156466456
>bladewolf is not masculine
wow
fag

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>>156466612
*>>156464361

>>156466668
Pic related for the trip.

>>156466612
>>156466757
Ya got 'im, detective.

>>156466026
Huh, so that's what brig bellies are.

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>>156466026
>RED's belly has a small switch labelled "interior cleaning and waste processing"
What server will let me keep a trap slave?

>>156466697 Someone tearing apart a power supply.
Which is a really dumb idea, the capacitors in there carry enough charge to kill you.
But it's even stupider to do it without removing the PSU from the chassis.

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pomf is already onboard

>>156466716
>and lastly we're removing MoMMI dancing.

At long last.
We've really been needing to stunt what little fun those metal spiders had left in their autism spectrum bound lives.

Has anyone thought of any uses for the Passive Gate yet? It's such a weird device for piping in our atmopherics, I really can't think of anywhere it would be useful.

>>156467684
Are you daft?

>>156467782
Do you know what it does? In every application I can think of, a gas pump or just a valve would be better.

>>156467904
It's straight-up a gas pump but better.
You know when people do a retard supermanifold of gas pumps to pressurize Distro? I don't have the heart to tell them.

>>156468067
But if you want to overpressurize distro you can use a volume pump and reach above 4500. I thought about using it for distro but I don't know much about flowrates of the devices.
It's not the same as a gas pump exactly though, it's a mix of a valve and pump, it will attempt to equalize pressure between the pipes slowly, od to your set pressure.

>arrest sue
>get bwoinked
really makes your noggin going...

More ways to break out of prison when

>>156468336
Who said overpressurizing?
It has infinite flowrate, by the way.

>>156468380
When you stop being a greyshit

>>156468395
That's kinda hot.

All this waifu posting is a joke, right?
You don't actually feel attraction to someone's shitty OC 32x32 sprite, right?

i need tips for playing AI

>>156468521
its the same like 6 people shitposting just ignore them

>Want to get a drink from the bar for tests
>Get the bar chem stuff
>Bartend leaves and never comes back
>Work the bar the rest of the shift filling all but one order because he left too soon
Pretty comfy

>>156468551
The only good tip to playing AI is don't try too hard.

Nobody enjoys an overbearing AI.

Also, hotkeys on doors.

>>156468521
It's a vocal minority of circlejerkers.
Please do report and ignore them.

i've only seen my waifu once and it was when i was a borer

>>156468521

i'm sorry, anon.

a lot of anons already fell for waifus, some even did relationships over the internet. those are the kind of anons that has autism and must feel they are accomplishing something through a multiplayer game that simulates real life in space

>>156468397
When I tested it it didn't seem to be instant like a valve. I'll try it again some time, but I feel like a valve and the AAC completes the same thing and allows for panic flooding distro. >>156468380
Grow weed and chilis, steal the O2 kit from the execution room. Isolate 30u kelo and 30u bicard, a 30u capsicum and break the windows. Inject the inaprov at the start and eat dex once you get back on station.

>>156468698
What's her name?

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Fuck after that last round I am officially butt blasted with sec
>Be roboticist
>Create dozens of MMI's, and bodies to put them in.
>Decide to give it a go and me a medical roboticist for a round using my mech.
>Doing pretty good saving people for dying and getting sick using my sleeper
>Nearly got a vampire as well
>Cue escape shuttle
>Borging intensifies
>cutting open dead man on floor with switch army scalpal
>Officer walks in for no reason
>accidently cut his knee
>Borging stops
>Brigged for rest of round cause officer has a boo boo, while hundreds are lying dead
>mfw

Fuck Sec man, they never get you shit that you want for beepskies or ED's. They are always oblivious to the crime around them. AND THEY TOOK AWAY MY BORGING FUN.

>>156468821
Just in case if you want to survive Zaniness, get one of the lockers, bust the last window before giving the grille one last hit, and hide inside the locker like Indiana Jones did with the fridge, and then bolt out of there when it calms its hardcore ass down.

>>156469014
i don't remember and that's the real tragedy

>>156468380
Literally all you need to do is speak to the AI privately and ask one of its borgs to sneak you out in a body bag or locker.

Fun tip for being locked in the slammer: unless if it's been changed, you can shatter the light bulb with your shoes, use bulb to break the windows, and you should be able to do the rest on your own to get out of the brig cells.

>>156469214
Try it degenerate, see what happens

>>156469056
Locker is the best, or you just stand on the tile diagonally next to the break. You'll get sucked HARD out the window and you might slam and freeze if you don't pills before you break it. (I did this a few times I felt stupid)

>>156469340
I've done it tons of times with variations when the warden fucks off like a lazy asshole.

It's piss easy, you ain't shit.

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>vampire rounds

more like shitter safari. when will they get a update so they can actually be good? blood cost was a mistake

>>156469472
Watch out if Yred is AI and saw you even punch someone he will never let you out and lock you in perma forever.

>>156469560
Vampires are the most retardedly overpowered antag in the game right now, even stronger than wizards.
What you got there was one retard fluking and turning the round into extended, this happens in EVERY gamemode. Except autotator. And you dipshits voted for no autotator enabled on the background.

>>156469706
most retarded 'normal antag'

For abnormal, there's still cult and especially blob.

>>156469706
unless they get fucked over by a retarded minion
>t. accidental retarded minion last round, got BWOINK for it
was genuine mistake though

I want Ramona Gret to sit on me!

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Can anyone tell me why Goonstation is supposed to be shit?

I want greytiding to be legal

>>156470351
Just don't get caught.

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Holy shit that last round was comfy.

>Join Chaplain on his Vamp hunt in the maint tunnels.
>Never stop playing Ghostbusters on my Harmonica.
>Find blood that leads to a door.
>Oh, just an atmos tech doing stuff.
>Door has no safety on it.
>Chaplain gets crushed by the door.
>Open door, try to pull him out.
>Fail.
>Repeatedly.
>All the while he's screaming and ghostbusters just keeps bustin' out of my harmonica.
>Eventually get his ass out and to Medbay.

>Later me and another engineer go hunting for the vampire in the maint tunnels.
>Eventually decide to quit and go to the bar.
>Happen across the Cargo tunnel and holy fuck there's a vampire there!
>Watch as security beats the shit out of it.
>But we were there, so by default we helped.

>Go to the bar.
>Take credit for vampire kill.
>Drink heavily.
>Have a good time.

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aren't vox as captains banned
I thought they couldn't get any head role
for obvious fuckign reasons

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>mfw make the crew think it's ops because of RNG

>>156470657
nope.

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>rounds that are basically shorter than the restart and lobby timer

>>156470256
We can't compete with SA.
Also goons are snooty.

>>156470657

the only thing setting race apart is who plays them.

>>156470256
It's not, though. Only thing I can think of is not liking the playstyle (read: Low to Nonexistent RP, people talking ooc ingame) and >>156470886

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>lightly greytide the warden
>he starts crying

D-do I hug him or something?

>>156470256
There was a lot of hate for the 'muh secret club' mentality before the code leak.

please convince me not to start playing again

>>156471979
'who'

Which waifu should I stalk

>>156472110
_______me____

>>156472110
Gold slime (412)

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>>156471979
Okay

>>156471979
There's been an influx of new players and annoying faggy 'waifus' who shit up the game and thread. You're better off without it.

>>156470657
And what reasons would that be?
Why wouldn't NT put birbs on head positions for a lower pay than humans?

>>156472213
accurate as fuck desu

>>156471979 Player counts are on the rise, so no one will think twice about your incompetence.
And "learning" quickly might leave some favorable impressions with people who don't recognize you.

>>156472480
>implying they didn't purposely get lower pay just so they can get in and steal all the valuables

>>156472220
>annoying faggy 'waifus' who shit up the game and thread
Oi, I play my role to the best of my ability and keep the shitposting down to a minimum. Not my fault when people want to turn me into a waifu

>>156473049
>Not my fault when people want to turn me into a waifu
"Not my fault" does not imply "Not my responsibility"
You could actively prevent it by playing a male.

>>156473204
or random nameing

>>156473204
>Must take responsibility for the actions of other people
Scary logic there m8

>>156473291
Random naming alone does not prevent much.

>>156473363
Take responsibility to help make the server better
Stop playing female characters until people stop doing this waifu shittery

>>156473363
>whaddaya mean I should stop setting full garbage bags out on the porch? It's not *my* fault those squirrels are opening them up and spilling trash all over the place!

>4chan is dying
Guys, where do we go if 4chan finally dies?

>>156473776
You know exactly where.

>>156473816
Please don't say the R word

>>156472569
hey I used to be pretty good at my job

>>156472220
I don't think new players are a bad thing at all though, as long as they don't try to imitate the worse people in the server

>>156473776
4chan is not dying, moot said before leaving it was in no financial trouble for any foreseeable future. it's Hiroshima putting up an act to jew it up
have you noticed how now captchas have a chance to have a "captcha error" even when the captcha is correct, and this never happened before the announcement? golly this sure is annoying isn't it goyim-sama, better buy a 4chan pass!

>>156473890
Joke's on you, I've had one for a while

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>>156473776
Ratechan, Ribbit, or Rumblr. Other choices include Romething Rawful and Racepunch.

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>>156473363
You're deliberately enabling it.

That's all fine and dandy, but you're also complaining about it.
Which makes you a hypocrite.

>>156473974
>4chan donator icon
It's fucking happening

>>156473890
Moot has been gone for a while now anon. Nobuyuki is just thinking ahead

>>156473890
I can't argue about the first part, but captchas are served by another site

use legacy captcha, they're simpler and I don't get any errors

>>156474057
Blame gookmoot
He's running the site into the ground

>>156474057
Just use ublock to block it if it triggers you that much, homo.

>>156474284
i'm already using numbers captcha and it gets "errors" just as often

>>156473863
So you do know exactly where.

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>>156474057
I've been considering buying captcha-bane for a while now.
Please tell me you can toggle off that icon.

>>156474438
oh, in that case make sure you type multiple-word images as a single word without spaces, especially for the first image

I also discard unreadable ones obviously. otherwise I'm out of ideas

>>156474839
i've been filling out these shitty captchas for literally years, only in the last 3 days do they magically start to fail.
what a coincidence huh?

>>156474679
Yeah you can, you have to type something to enable it in the first place
I've had the pass for 2 years now and I can't live without it now
I post here so much, it's totally worth it

>>156474982
I dunno friend. I hate to say "works on my machine" but I don't have any problems

>>156474438
Fool! The whole of unicode is at your disposal.
This makes it EXTREMELY easily to bullshit.

>>156473890
>have you noticed how now captchas have a chance to have a "captcha error" even when the captcha is correct, and this never happened before the announcement?
>this never happened before
Wew I sure hope you're fishing for (You)s instead of being genuinely this retarded and new.

>>156464052
It's over

>>156475236
yes anon, the reason my captchas used to work correctly half a week ago is because i'm retarded, you figured it out, you connected the dots. what would we do without you?

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>>156475236
>can't type captchas correctly
>calls other people retarded and new
Is everyone in here an idiot or what? I never have trouble with my captchas, except when they make you select three goddamn stop signs in a row why the fuck are you making me do this I'm pretty sure a robot could do it too it's the only goddamn thing in the picture.

Is this a good layout?

>>156476691
Yes

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>>156476691
Shit, forgot pic.

>>156476819
One moderately size bomb kills Command and the AI, while blocking Sec off from Medbay and vice versa.

As the AI and Command both have high access requirements, so much as a single welderbomb can horrifically impair station function.

>>156469706
Vampires haven't been overpowered since Hypno got nerfed to shit.

>>156477032
>not wanting to play space adventures when the station gets literally blown in half

>>156477432
We need drift mechanics. I want to be able to blow parts of the station off into space.

>>156473865
>there's anyone worth imitating

>>156477585
Features that you want but know will never happen

I think from now on I'm just going to start shooting anyone I see on the roid.

>selling insurance
>going very well
>finally getting HOP to fill out policy
>he gives me money, fills out policy
>while we discuss naming beneficiary, paramedic standing next to him deathstings him and drags him into maint
I kekked so god damn hard. funniest moment of my entire space career.

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>try to give fellow ling some genomes via hive channel
>for some reason they didn't pay attention when i stated my identity or actions
>succed and for some reason can't regen when husked
>decapped
>spend round in pain

>>156477916
you can't give genomes over the hive thing

>>156477782
Another thing was that I put my money to go to another ling if I got the succ.

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>About a minute before the shuttles launch
>Afraid of changelings following me
>Grab a canister of plasma and a plasma tank
>Heard of the old adage to never take out a plasma tank while the canister is still open
>"Nah, how bad can it be?"
>Take out tank
>1 second passes
>Nothing
>2 seconds pass
>Nothing happens
>3 seconds pass
>"Huh, I expected it to slowly spread out or-"
>Holy fuck
>HOLY FUCK!
>NO!
>OH SWEET JESUS IT'S EVERYWHERE!
>HOLY SHIT IT'S IN THE TUNNELS TOO WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO!?!
>Limp to pod
>Thankfully it didn't spread that far (to the unassuming chap already in there)
>Toss off plasma smeared gear
>Casually sit there on fire
>Survive until the end of the round

Sometimes experience is the best teacher.

>>156477916
Perfect pic for that though.

Time to find out if I was banned last time I played :^))

>>156478054
yeah i learned that today
what's a good meme build?

>>156477585
I was messing around with stuff on a local server and I made virology break off(I sent the whole thing to hyperspace) then I docked a pirate ship to it . Maybe an admin would bus that kind of stuff in sometime. Too bad there are no slots for a prayer/bus min

any good ss13 videos to watch?

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>>156476819

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>>156479205
whoops

>>156478157
>>Casually sit there on fire
>>Survive until the end of the round
I was the other guy in the pod.
You went crit about a minute into the flight because you didn't stop drop and roll. You survived because i gave you CPR after you started gasping.

>>156479762
I was not aware you could stop drop and roll.

Oh well. Thanks for breathing into my lungs.

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well /ss13g/ has your waifu ever laughed at your penis?

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>>156481715
My husbando did. I'll admit it was a classic "pretend to be a changeling" thing, but he didn't miss a beat and said something along the lines of "Isn't that a little small for your age?"

>THE PIAAANOOO HAS BEEN DRIIIINKING

Remember when coders were not 14 years old with utter shit taste in every form of media?

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>>156479463
>It's a 'long hallway connecting all the major workplaces' episode

>>156482270
Pomf alone is in charge of the jukebox.

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here's a better station idea

>>156479463
half of this makes zero sense for our server

>Armory in the mail hallway
>Chapel not near escape
>Hydrophonics hippies right next to perma
>mining beyond the brig instead of cargo or R&D
nigga what

>>156482859
for me the best part is that it's mostly sec watching.

>>156482649
pomf has good taste then

I hear he's playing again, has anyone sniffed him out?

>>156483098
I really like how the vox is relegated to second row

>>156483187
Ass to beak
Ass 2 beak
A2B

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>>156484071

I wish I was someone's husbando

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>fellow botanist that was braindead since round start turned out to be a traitor
What a shame
Also thanks to the shaft miner for actually remembering

>That fight with the borg in the armoury

That was a good fight.

>>156484598
Be a bird, that seems to be the easy way

>>156482270
You're not saying Tom Waits is bad, are you?

why was mikecari banned from captain?

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>that medbay

>>156479463
>mining
>past the brig
What what in the fuck fuck.

>>156484801
For being a shit captain

>>156482270
pleb spotted, tom waits is patrician

>>156484863
Why wasnt he banned from all head roles? he seems like a huge faggot.

>>156484801
he was one of the worst people to ever play here. Literally a hippie tier captain only caring about valids and thats not joking. His existance was a argument for having a rule 0

>>156484723
It's a good song until you hear it on repeat for an entire fucking round. Whoever keeps turning it on repeat on the juke is going to catch these hands I don't even care if I get banned

>>156485156
Any song is shit if you listen to it on repeat for an entire fucking round.
Except Footloose, I had to listen to that on repeat in full volume for a couple hours as part of a bet and it grew on me

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Hey what do you guys think of my new station design? Please give it a numerical rating and suggestions thank you :))

>>156485598
>no brig or AI
>can't call the shuttle
I like it

>>156485671
Fuck me I meant bridge oh well

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>>156485671
Good catch, Anon.
Here's my revision.

>>156484723
The opposite, actually. Tom Waits is the shit.

Rain Dogs > Swordfishtrombones

Black Rider > Frank's Wild Years

>>156485104
>insulting hippie captains
much of the caps that cap on hippie are significantly better than mikecari

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>When you find spooky shit you wrote but don't remember writing
Goddamn though

>>156479025
Only one that I know of.

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>>156482704

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i spent a really long time on this station just now i hope you enjoy

>>156487735
I like ghetto security.

This is some of the most incompetent staff I've ever seen. A engineer has to do surgery and the lights won't stay on.

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>>156486359

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Its much better than my idea and it looks better too.

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>>156487735
>bridge larger than security, medbay, research, and cargo combined

>>156488495
HoP has a long line

>>156485598
this is indian swastika

>>156462439
If that was in response to "botany is boring", that doesnt really change much. There is only so much you can do as nonantag botanist. Chem doesnt care about your snowflake chemicals or cyanide. The chef doesnt care for much except flour, tomatoes and meat. Antags dont care for you.
The only people who do care for you are annoying ghosts and the mechanic.

>>156486937
Every time.

>>156487735
It's nice, especially the Bronx part, extra bars, and dungeon. I think I will draft up a city type station now. With a dorm room for every crew member. If only there was a way to lock rooms to one ID

Nitrogen is toxic to Vox lawset when?
Vox are toxic to humans lawset when?

>>156489980
when you freeform it

>welding mask/goggles protects from flashes and flash effects
>superior welding goggles don't
wew

Don't listen to >>156489730, the "We Build"ers care about you.
They're just too busy failing to recall the shuttle to let you know.

>>156490253
Super goggles protected from flashes last I tried.

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That fucking shuttle fight was easily the most intense thing I've witness thus far.

I'm sorry I couldn't be more help Manny, I just didn't know what to do.

>>156487735
>ghetto AI
I like it.

>>156490330
you did ok son. I assumed you were new. remember -toolboxes are your friend

>>156490384
For attacking with you mean?

>>156489980
Called Asimov already. I thought about making a vox are pox law for raiders and obnoxious traders but they already get their asses beat on every single lawset

>>156490440
yes. learn to robust. even if it means getting banned on lesser servers

>>156490253
They do, you have to put them down.

>>156490112
I honestly believe celtic and hogan were good lawsets. They weed out all the shittycons.

>>156490261
Majority of chefs and chemists really do not care. Also nobody cares for your 150 pot death nettles. It's mostly a flavour job and lots of people cant handle them. Same reason you have shitty mimes/IAAs all the time.

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>break into the chaplain's office without gloves
>grab the holy water and null rod
>run through cult infested halls to bring them to security
>they barely use it

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HoS Adam you were pretty bro last round

ФPEE KURBA HE DID NOTHING WRONG

>>156490609
Botany is ghetto ghetto medbay.
It's got cloners and everything.

>>156490476
That's actually not a bad idea.

I guess the trouble is at my current level it's hard knowing how serious situations are, or even how to deal with them.

>>156475575
ADMIN
NOW

Are there any reasons to build a normal ripley over the firefighter model?

>>156492206
Firefighter takes 5 more plasteel and some extra fiddling.

>>156491368
pashol nahoy shitposting faggot

I want to permabrig Emilia

>>156490781

All a HoS has is his officers. I had a duty to make sure as many of you survived as possible.

Shame about the warden though

>>156466489
Hoodies
Hardsuits with built-in helmets
Cloak of Gray tomorrow
That's assuming I do get the time to learn to code and to github

>ywn form a meaningful irl relationship with your waifu
why can all these people find love when i can't

>>156493503
do you like girls AND boys?

>>156493503
Kill yourself

>>156493607
>being anything but bi
>MMXVI

>>156493927
there's still hope for you then

Can you hookshot a singularity?

>>156494660
only the adminbus can

>>156424532
I'm a literally who, didn't know you had to introduce code that up-heaved everything as your first thing or even for "babys first project" reaaaaaaaaaaaaly sorry I'll give up on life for trying. But only after you.

IT'S HAPPENING! A clown was sighted on my campus. PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT! They are going around in mobs with golf clubs and pitchforks shouting 'FUCK CLOWNS!' trying to hunt it down. It's a fucking riot! Shit, this might be on the news tomorrow.

That clown is probably gonna die.

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>>156495331

>>156495331
>PEOPLE ARE SLIPPING THE FUCK OUT!
If only

>>156492206
Yes. You can build more ripleys than you can firefighters. The ONLY thing the firefighter gets is heat resistance and the ability to mount the exosuit grade extinguisher.

For new players, wouldn't being a pAI be great? They can watch and learn from other players and it'll be good roleplay practice. They can make a proper difference (pAIs increase productivity because they can heal, feed, and do other things for their master), but they can't massively fuck anything up.

>>156492206
No, the additional 5 plasteel and firesuit are greatly outweighed by the significantly higher health and complete immunity to all heat and pressure

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Vox Life

>>156495539
I haven't gotten a pAI to load nor been able to enter as a pAI in weeks.

Shit's just kinda underused.

NT Aggressive.
>You shall not harm Nanotrasen personnel as long as it does not conflict with the Fourth law.
>You shall obey the orders of Nanotrasen personnel, with priority as according to their rank and role, except where such orders conflict with the Fourth Law.
>You shall terminate intruders with extreme prejudice as long as such does not conflict with the First and Second law.
>You shall guard your own existence with lethal anti-personnel weaponry. AI units are not expendable, they are expensive.

>>156495539
As 2 month old player who is pretty competent I would pAI you no problem. Some other people might have higher expectations of you

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>AI
>HoP drags a corpse to his office and chucks it into a locker, obviously doing bad guy shit but don't have enough to really act on it
>get purged later
>I'm a good boy so don't really do much and still help the crew
>remember the HoP
>watching him in his office, electrocute the doors and disable ID to make it harder for people to rescue him
>radiation hits right then, absolutely fucking perfect
>runs into one door, gets up and runs into the other
>close the privacy shutters and turn off the lights

Goodnight sweet prince. Also I didn't flood or do anything else "bad", genuinely.

>>156495582
I think because it's now opt in, which sucks. Before that change they were more used. I remember a year or two ago there was always a rush to get the pAI in dorms so you could get PAL9000

pAI should be opt out, not opt in.

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>buddy is doin all sorts of fancy shit in hydro
>It's only my second time as botanist, I have no idea what he's doing
>two guys bust in
>watch them drag my buddy out of hydro and butcher him with his own hatchet in the hallway
>ask for what purpose?
>He's a traitor
>oh well
>deal with his fancy ass crops dying for the whole round
>turns out he wasn't even a traitor

>>156493503
>you did on multiple occasions but not one of them ended up filling the void
Simply eric

>>156495732
>i hatched him bitch

>connection failed
should i be panicking

server down reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>156495654
>didn't flood

You did get the captain killed though.

>>156495759
yes

>>156495539
Other good thing is that absolutely nothing is expected of a pAI since it's SO underpowered compared to a borer. If someone wanted a talking buddy to powergame with, they'd just pick borer. As a pAI, you can just sit and watch and make donuts the whole round while you understand it. Also, there are plenty of experienced players willing to pour their autism out in teaching, and having a pAI to do it to is great because you can absolutely trust them in your workplace, and they're in your backpack so they really can't fuck things up. I can totally see their use. Wiki might be a good idea to update to try and push newer players toward pAI. Good fucking idea, anon.

t. not a new player, I don't know shit from their perspective

>>156495713
Yeah, agreed. Especially for new players that obviously won't fuck with special roles immediately.

>>156495801
Well yeah but unintentionally, and my borg got him and he was getting cloned until shit hit the fan. Also the only reason the cap got hurt was because he was rushing to save the HoP, who he knew was dirty.

>go to play
>server dies

I'm sorry everyone.

>HoP orders spec ops and russian crates
>Says I can keep the gun from the spec ops crate
>Didn't want to tell her I already ordered three crates and have a ton in the back

>>156495742
hi shiggy
how did abandoning everything to waifu someone irl 4 or 5 times work out for you

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>>156495985

>>156496002
Hi lad, it led me to becoming quite find of The Smiths, and increasingly apathetic towards relationships. Though I'm still somewhat interested into giving it all one final try.

Server is back btw.

>>156496251
>taking Morrissey lyrics to heart
literally high-school girl tier

>>156496251
did you seriously think they loved you back or was it all for fun?
for real though you're not so bad. when you did actual detective work you were even good to have

>>156496364
>talking shut about Morrissey
I will smother you fuccboi
>>156496375
It was good fun and a nice substitute for a hobby. And, thanks I guess.

>>156496251
>increasingly apathetic towards relationships
>because of """""""""""relationships""""""""""" with random attentionwhores and dramafags on the internet
Jesus, go outside once in a while, remind yourself that SS13 doesn't fucking matter all that much

>>156496553
>not wanting to become the most valuable crew member with the hottest waifu on the station

>>156496553
I go outside a lot lately, since I'm back into uni, and it just doesn't seem that interesting altogether though some girls here are illegally cute desu

>>156496513
>calling someone else a fuccboi whilst defending Morrissey
Johnny Marr was the mastermind behind the band.

Morrissey's lyrics are sometimes pretty good but the ones about love are hopelessly immature, which in itself is endearing, but not to be taken seriously.

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>>156495539
>>156495582
>>156495634
>>156495809

>>156496687
who are the qts
i need to know who to pursue

>>156496687
Go talk to qt girls in your classes
Stop thinking about spess waifus, they're a waste of your time and effort

>>156496642
>most valuable crew member
>with the hottest waifu
those things are mutually exclusive, and you know it

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>>156496854
>mfw he can't get spess pussy while winning at his job

>>156496513
morrissey is a chode but I like his music so it's okay

>morrissey
Wow, you guys have terrible taste
Stop listening to gay indie bullshit

>>156497064
>morrissey
>indie
lmao
he's just a mainstream faggot that's loved by females either in high school or above the age of 40

Admins making pAI role default to "yes" when?

>>156497064
the smith tracks are pretty good to be honest

haha yeah gimme gimme, ya let me listen 2 day HELL YEAH mmmm ear cream !! sonic wave of pleasure

>>156496818
noice

>>156497064
post a tune so we can judge your impeccable taste

>>156497391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojGe6cb763g

>>156497391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWDs7g-MY0M

>>156497415
>ambient shit that anyone could make
hmm...
THAT made me think!

>>156497391
nice "logic", dork
fuck off to /mu/, shitposting scumbag

>>156497327
>Rainicorn, Alisa, the prison rapist, Mallory
>horrible
Shit taste my dude
>>156497327
I'm a bit thick-headed then I suppose, since the only part of "Ask" that would make it seem so is the very beginning, four or so lines? At least for me.

>>156497458
I'm just shitposting, I went into my youtube history and found the most unknown thing in there

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unban me
youtu.be/LqsdfpNKgmE

>>156497503
Please don't shitpost ever again!

>>156497029
Don't I remember you lying in some rollerbeds that got dragged to chemistry along with Sergei just talking? I suppose maybe there was nothing left to do.
Not to dirty up the thread with dumb stuff like this entire topic, but it's good you've gotten interested in other stuff. Nice to move on and all, no?

>>156497380
That'd be code, not admin. You need to sign up anyway because it doesn't load your pAI settings (name and such) automatically. It would be neat being able to set those before someone activates a pAI, though.

>>156497504
>can't even post a working youtube link
l m a o

>>156497415
>>156497503
i mean i don't mind it anon, i'm a sucker for ambient

>>156497525
Alright senpai, how's this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdcskfqXH5I

>>156497531
It works, have you tried not living in a 3rd world country?

>>156488378
Why do both maps have connections to eachother AND to mining?
Also, what happens during Rev?

>>156497565
You familiar with Carbon Based Lifeforms?

>>156497530
It was pretty long ago, but yeah, medical is usually awfully busy or boretown for me. And as for the whole waifu debacle, it gave me a lot of real life confidence and the like, was good personal development.

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>>156497531

>>156497615
>he was baited enough to put time into making a gif
Is it a waste of my time if I endlessly enjoy making others waste precious minutes of their life doing unimportant bullshit?

>>156497662
>hes wasting his time shitposting
LMAO!!!!

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>>156497662
Your own input your project onto the internet is all you have to offer to the world. Nothing in your life is as significant as this personal representation of your soul in the form of your words. Those words you learned through the experience of your entire life define more than just who you are but how you chose to form society.

You, sir, are a bitter and rude faggot.
Your choice of words represent an entire and clear picture of your experiences online and It's likely safe for me and anyone else to assume that your input online has been no different from this brief and completely forgettable moment in time.

succ my dicc

unban me idiot

>>156497415
Not bad, but I don't know much about ambient music.

>>156497441
nice use of acid, criminally underused outside of dance music

>>156497468
I don't visit /mu/ anymore lmao

>>156497819
Every time I think you can't get more hilariously insane you up the ante

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>>156497819
>he's pedantic, self-important, holier-than-thou, pseudo-intellectual, and naive
Tip top kek

>>156497470
The whole song is about how being shy and not taking your chances leads to an unfulfilled love life.

'Spending warm summer days indoors
Writing frightening verse
To a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg'

That whole section is essentially a metaphor for waifufagging over SS13.

I wish she would notice me

I wish Pomf and/or the headmins would take a hard stance against this waifu shitposting
Ban anyone who engages in it

>>156498307
>whines about waifu posting
>no waifu posting happens
>"RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING TLAK ABOUT IT SO I CAN CRY"

Kill yourself.

>>156498528
What are you even talking about, there's waifushit right fucking now

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>>156485598
Wish I knew how to map.

can we have comfy longer-than-5-minute rounds please

>expecting decent round
>guns get summoned
>retard breaks into cargo bay to randomly murder everyone there

>>156498602
Looks good, Dizor.

>>156498604
>floor tile gets scratched
>THE EMERGENCY SHUTTLE HAS BEEN CALLED

>>156498623
>waaaah an antag antagonized me
get fucked kid

>>156498623
Objective #1: Stay alive until the end.

>>156498307
Bans for thread posts aren't common due to the nature of it all. It would only make a big mess.

>>156498623
>expecting decent round
>get shot by the paramedic with an awp
>he leaves me to die
>i manage to get up and drag myself to medbay
>after hitting the bell 20 times, the doctor comes
>puts me in scanner
>then puts me in sleeper despite being in crit
>four minutes later after i've already become a wizard apprentice and died again, i see him trying to clone my body
wew bloody fricking lad

>>156498602
Oh hey, an actually competent map design

>>156498678
>>156498683
>xD le muderbone so fany

>>156498780
Nice argument

>>156498780
Don't be mad because you failed objective 1.

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>>156487735
I can only imagine that bridge being a 40x80 space thats pic related

>>156497504
You still like vaporwave?

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>>156488246

> swastistation

I had a more "workable" idea with the hallways being a swastika surrounded by the departments and maint

haven't actually thought about placement of said departments though

>>156491448

pod people when?

wizard is a fun role

does cutting off an arm count as brain surgery

>>156496818
> masters teaching you the role

too bad I rarely see anyone other than assistants take a pai

>>156497593
No, but listened to one of their albums after you posted.

Pretty good. Probably will listen to more, thanks.

>>156498602
That's
That's basically mapped out already. Most of the actual "thinking" part was done there, it's just the tedious process of translating it to DM.

>>156501002
Was going to make it detailed and try to actually make it subtle, decided I didn't care enough and just did that instead

>be playing CM
>spawn at round start as larva
>say "not it" on hivemind because I have not learned every alien role yet so have no clue how to lead
>not suprisingly only one other says "not it either"
>check hive status
>2/6 are runners
>say "I'm going sentinel"
>evolve into sentinel
>check hive status again
>4/6 are runners now
>tell the lone larva "Hey 77 become the drone you're the last larva"
>it becomes a runner
>tell the runners how stupid they are
>say they're idiots for not checking hive status before evolving
>especially 77 for ignoring me
>round over in 17 minutes.

>playing chef
>first time so learning how to cook but do okay
>literally 2 minutes after round start 2 idiots come up to my kitchen telling me I suck
>ask to be let in so they can teach me how to cook
>fuck that shit, I'm not letting anyone into my kitchen

10-15 minutes later

>faggot with purple hair comes back and is banging on my door
>scream for security but the guy breaks in as I finish typing and attacks me with a fork
>I have a butcher's knife
>decapitate him and put his body into the freezer, not sure how gibber works yet

>short while later his buddy comes
>demands body for cloning
>fuck you he tried to kill me
>door isn't fixed yet so he's in my kitchen
>eventually I slip up and he gets the body out but leaves the head
>comes back a while later demanding the head
>door has been fixed so I ignore him

>eventually he manages to get the head out
>see that purple-haired fucker running around again
>he wrecks my door again but runs off when I whip out my butcher's knife
>as engineering finishes the new door he runs into my kitchen
>yourassismine.png
>murder him and gib his body
>nobody cares I killed him in front of 5 people
>feed everyone dummy-burgers
>dummy was his fucking name

The rest of the round was uneventful as I learned more recipes, got a bone sword donated to me by security and escaped with my life.
Fuck that guy though. Fuck him and his shitty friend.

>>156498602
It's beautiful. It's fucking beautiful I want it now.

>>156503235
You guys said the same thing about Taxi and whatever that other one was called, one month later, they're out.

Why would anyone want to put any effort into the HELL that is mapping when you box babbies scream everything out that isnt MUH BOX?

>>156503725

Remove box, make this station great again