/owg/ - Overwatch General

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This is a French spider

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Remember to have your 76 and Reaper matching for November.

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Nth for #1 Dad

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large LION

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>>156263470
I can't take the fucking mexican skins seriously, it's like a silly Halloween costume.

posting in the real bread

I bought my first golden weapon for 76 because it fits his gold skin

then I remembered 76 is fucking shit

>>156263593
How the hell do you not like Mariachi reaper? It's his best skin, the only one not edgy as shit.

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>>156263534
Jesus christ what a shit taste you have

Nanoboosted + shielded + speed boosted ulting Reaper is the only thing that could make D.va useful.

REAL THREAD HERE

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>>156263693
i like your trifecta of purity

>>156263687
like I said, it just looks silly

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Purest form of love

if you control the high ground you control the fight

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>>156263394

so juicy......

>>156263846
Translation? Don't speak MoonRune

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Amélie

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I AM THE BACKBONE OF THIS FUCKING TEAM

YOU WORMS ARE NOTHING WITHOUT ME

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>>156263693
>76 love triangle fag
>>156263534
>anax76 fag

It's like you want Ana to develop into a gigantic bitch and not the loving single mother and protector of the battlefield she is now.

>>156263792
It is pretty silly but i like the silliness on someone who is so serious all the time

>>156263846
Nah D.Va too young for the old man.

>>156264015
oh yeah, I appreciate that
just not for me

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>>156264015
>Nah D.Va too young for the old man.

Who are the /owg/ approved streamers besides ajcel

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>>156264236
Nah he doesn't want young he wants a womanly woman like Mercy or Zarya.

PTR changes live WHEN

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>>156263931
Such a qt beauty.
>tfw no smug French spider to fug

>>156264363
>Zarya
>Womanly
Are you fucking blind?

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this is 3300 SR. JUST

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>>156264363
>Mercy or Zarya
>Not Ana or Reyes
Found the problem

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scared yet?

>>156264239
I like to watch TviQ, he's pretty good for a late night comfy session

>>156264445
Older woman whatever.

>>156264504
If he fucks Reyes he might cut himself on all that edge.

>>156264526
no

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>>156264427
You mean to hug.

>>156264456
who started it off?

>>156264526
it will be just like the DotA-LoL tale.

Dota is the superior and polished game but poor and shitkids prefer the bad looking unpolished piece of trash that LoL is.

>>156264679
the hanzo & widow premade. they apparently done it before so i just didnt bother trying

>>156264425
This month.

How do people do so well with reaper?

It feels like no matter how close I am I'm doing less damage than I would just playing mccree. Meanwhile, I watch pro players and they're getting kills at a solid 10 meters away consistently. I even get better damage and more kills using roadhog even when I don't get a hook.

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>>156264015
>Nah D.Va too young for the old man.

“Daddy.” The unexpected term threw 76 out of his customary “Ignore small talk after a mission” strategy. He turned his head to look at the source. “…What?”

The source was the Korean girl in the skintight suit, bending over to put her gun in a bag and the rare view of the battle suit clinging to her cute little behind. Soldier shook his head, trying to clear such obscene thoughts from his head before the younger girl turned to face him.

“I said, “You were looking clean out there, daddy.”” Dva repeated, giggling.

“Daddy.” 76 repeated, blatantly confused even through the muffle of his mask. “Why are you calling me…”

“I’m not calling you daddy.” Dva clarified, closing the distance between them. “A daddy. It’s like, a hot older guy.”

76 could feel himself blushing. Thankfully this was covered by his mask. “Don’t call me that.”

Dva giggled at the deadpanned response. “I’m just saying, you’re not out of the game yet.” She drew even closer, looking up at the stalwart soldier and pressing her small frame into his.. “Daddy” is in. A lot of girls could do with a guy like you..” She reached out and put a hand on his chest, leaning closer. “Especially the younger ones..”

“Don’t touch me.” He grunted, stepping away. Dva could tell he was interested though, and thus part 1 of her plan was done. “I’m just saying, you don’t have to be alone forever.”

She turned, and Soldier against her better judgement had eyes trained on her ass as soon as he did. “Think about it, she said before walking around the corner.

>>156264526
>it is actually growing

Impressive to be desu.

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>>156264889
>to be Tbh

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>>156264526
Nah

>>156264526

The matchmaking actually works in this game and doesn't take 5 minutes.

The netcode is also much, much better.

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>>156264979
ebin :,)))

>>156264979
does this game even have headshots?

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>>156264456
>ELOHELL
>on that team
>is the Zarya
kek, it's perfect

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>>156264445
I am a literal faggot and for some reason I find Zarya really cute.
And not in a sexual way, she is very obviously a woman, but the way she looks into the camera and smiles after flexing is freaking adorable in a a girlish way.

I think she is pretty feminine even though she is STRONK.

HALLOWEEN SKINS WHEN

tomorrow right???

didn't summer games start on the 2nd? if they start it too late into the month that means less time to get muh special event items

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>>156264857
Noice

>>156264979
At least, they have a proper training room.

>>156264526

No. My enjoyment of Overwatch has nothing to do with other games failing. I hope the Paladin people enjoy their game.

>>156264979
Jesus fuck.

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>>156264979
Jesus fucking christ.

>>156264857
Alright that is pretty good. Even then i don't think he would blush at getting hit on he would just grunt and go about his day.

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>>156263942
>Don't fight so recklessly next time, Hana
>I had it under control, you need to be more ambitious
Something like that, pretty boring desu

>qp
>pick whatever, want to have fun
>team is getting destroyed
>sigh do I really need to play like I want to win
>pick hero I'm confident with
>still lose

:^))))

How do I be more effective as Reaper? I can never sneak around, they always seem to find me.

>>156264857
No

>>156265140
If they have the event be three weeks like the summer games long then it would start on the 11th. Assuming they do the patch on a Tuesday.

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>>156263593
It makes hi edginess ironic, thank god

>>156265140
yes blizzard are going to put a patch out on a sunday

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>>156263846
>purest
>implying he doesn't fuck her her every night until she cries in pain and ecstasy

>>156264979

>Hanzo_tries_out_firearms.webm

>>156264526
good, all the shitters will migrate

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Can mei players fuck off and die in a fire yet?

This piece of shit hero is the most frustrating and bullshit tier hero design

ontop of that that stupid fucking punchable fat shit eating face of hers is to top it off

>>156265614
I'm not going anywhere, anon - A shitter

>>156264005
being a mother and having sex are not mutually exclusive. Also it's not a triangle. there are actually 4 people involved and they are all independent ships you gigantic ninny

>>156265631

Ana is the Mei counter.

>>156265317
I'm gonna need a source...

>>156265296
Team needs to distract, Zarya needs to barrier you

>>156265614
>shitters
3100 SR here, already migrated

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>>156265560
Soldier didn’t see Dva again until later that night. He had been walking in from the shooting range after some late night training, gun slung over his shoulder as he he sat down in the break room on a couch, letting out a sigh. A distinctly unnatural sounding sigh made him notice there was someone else in the room. Soldier’s brain, of course, focused on a pair black socks partially covering two bare, smooth little legs first before travelling up to where a pair black panties hugged a familiar little booty from before, not really leaving much to imagination. A t shirt sat just past her hips, riding up a little and exposing some of her midriff, leading all the way up to a mop of strawberry hair obscuring Dva’s face as she mashed away on a handheld.

Soldier’s hand collided with his face as he sighed. He knew exactly what she was doing. The problem was whether he could resist playing into it or not.

Dva put the game down, turning her head and feigning shock as she turned around to face the soldier. She hurriedly pulled the t-shirt, her trademark logo placed proudly on the front of it, down over her legs which of course didn’t really cover much more. “I didn’t know you were up.” She laughed nervously.

“I’m always up at this hour.” The soldier stated plainly.

“I never noticed.” Dva replied with a smirk. “So what’s up? You can’t sleep either? Been thinking about something?” She said, abandoning her apparent modesty to lift one leg up onto the couch, exposing her panty clad crotch. As blatant and desperate as this teasing was, Soldier’s pants tightening and the sudden struggle it took to keep his eyes trained on Dva’s face meant that it was definitely working.

But Soldier decided to try and fire back anyway. “I don’t like people being vague. What do you want?”

>>156265614
paladins is the more complex and higher skilled game

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>>156265631
>disliking bae
Hey chill out. Nothing better than freezing people and seeing them try to run away then getting an icecicle through their skull.

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>>156265631
>Can turn invincible and regenerate
>Can ice wall away from danger after regenerating
>Gets ult every 2.3 seconds
>Ult size was buffed so now it's roughly the size of the western hemisphere

>>156265726
>fat bitch heals in her shit cube despite getting hit by the grenade
>walls cockblock from long range
>close combat is suicide

yeah
what a counter

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>>156264609
>he might cut himself on all that edge
>implying that's not what he's into
after all the shit with OW he's so dead inside that pain is the only thing that makes him feel alive

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When the FUCK is Roadhog and Zarya getting nerfed?

>>156265997

Grenade does cancel healing.

Sleep cancels freezing.

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>>156266035
when the current cycle of retards on reddit get bored of the game and next one is able to upvote complaint threads about zarya being overpowered

>cant hit shit with mccree

i have literally no idea what the fuck is wrong

im fine with ana / s76 / widow / hanzo but i cant aim for shit with le american gunslinger

>>156265812
Somewhere here
http://imgur.com/a/1XV9C
It's mostly homo stuff though, so don't get triggered or something

>>156264830
Pellets RNG

>>156266179
change crosshair to dot/circle

>>156266179

Ana and Hanzo have lenient hitboxes.

S76 punishes missing less.

Widow magnifies hitboxes.

>5 tanks 1 healer
stop coming up with terrible teams please
you're making bastion viable

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>>156265865
Continue please

>>156266207
>Somewhere here
Literally at the bottom.
At the bottom of nothing but gay shit.
Thanks.

>>156266035
Zarya isn't overpowered, just don't shoot her when her shield is up, pretty fucking easy. A good one will still be able to get some charge but not enough to fuck your team over.

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>>156266207
>that hunky male D.Va dominating 76

>>156266179
If you can't bodyshot, you suck.
If you can't headshot, aim for the top of their head, not the middle.

>>156266035
Zarya isn't OP, people are just too retarded to stop shooting her for the few seconds her shield is up.

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quick, post your mots played hero

>>156266625
>Just ignore the reaper in your face

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>>156266717

>member of group asks what "average energy means"
>he's level 182
>doesn't understand Zarya's abilities at all
>has just shot the barrier up to this point

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>>156266749
My account will never recover.

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>>156266717
>>156266625
>>156266035
>>156265631

>>156266749
do you main her for looks or you actually win with her?

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>>156266749

>2600 koth
>enemy team is 3 tanks
>nigga in our team keeps playing symmetra
help

>>156267030
you tell me http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/pirs-1638

>>156264526
I don't get it. I tried it out recently and it seemed like a really cheap knock-off of Overwatch, with the worst parts of LoL thrown in for good measure.

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>European server - 4 ms, but 4 different languages
>American server - English team, but 100 ms

Feels bad to be yuropoor

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>>156266392
Dva smirked, standing up and sauntering across the room, her curvy little hips moving back and forth as she closed in on her target. “Like I have to spell it out.” She wasted no time in hopping on soldier’s lap, straddling him. “I want you…” She whispered, drawing her face closer to his. “And by the feel of it…”

Soldier had half a mind to throw him off of her. The other half was filled to the brim with thoughts of making Dva’s tight young body his, this half being fed directly by the pleasure generated by Dva’s grinding. For once, he was truly speechless. “I….”

“Oh, stop being vague.” Dva grumbled, her voice deepening and face twisting mockingly. Soldier threw her off to the side. She sprawled out on the couch in an adorable laughing fit.
Soldier sighed, looking off to the side as Dva sat upright again, leaning into him. “C’mon! You know you want me.”

“You don’t know anything about me.” Soldier muttered, refusing to make eye contact.

“I know you haven’t left yet.” Dva pointed out. “When you get bothered, you leave.”

Soldier didn’t say anything.

“And I already felt this little guy…” Dva traced a hand over the Soldier’s bulging member, waves of pleasure shooting through his body at the touch. “Well, not that little.”
Soldier grabbed her wrist in an attempt to stop her, but Dva simply dove into his lap in response, forcing her midsection onto him instead, he grunted, pulling her off him and pinning her on the couch by both wrists, Dva struggled against him but it was futile, the minor wrestling match being fairly one sided.

The two stopped struggling for a moment as they caught each other’s eyes. Dva’s small wide eyed stare and unbelievably cute lip bite threw soldier for a loop. Soldier’s grimace on the other hand had finally softened, Dva noticed. His rugged features and scars contrasted with the softer, almost heroic look on his face perfectly.

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>playing QP
>people getting legitimately angry in the chat

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>tfw you give the enemies the hot monkey dick and tickle them to death
>knock off their two healers for their last push then kill one of their DPS so their final push is a 6v3

>>156266221
Is this true or are you memeing? I remember in tf2 scouts shotgun had random pellets by default.

>>156267217
Nice skill rating

>>156266717
Wish everyone got the message
>b-but all the pros keep shooting the shield

Yeah that's because they can kill the Zarya immediately after. The randoms you play with are doing nothing but giving what is probably the best player in the lobby the highest dps in the game. Stop doing that.

>>156266179
Focus on your crosshair more and spam shots.

I haven't played since release. How did you guys manage to cope with the fact that Overwatch is Chokepoints: The Game?

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>>156267397
>give them to hot monkey dick on attack
>they get tilted
>go Hanzo+Widowmaker+Symmetra on their attack side
>they take the first point because my team pushes up to their spawn after I die and get wiped, then they take first point
>feel like they have some hope
>we hold them off from second point

>>156267581
We didn't cope, we embraced it

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>>156266749
I don't even main him yet he still eats most of my play time.

Team wiping thought with Visor and Ana ult never gets old.

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>Pharah mains refuse to accept the fact that their waifu is the worst DPS in the game

>>156265019
pretty easy to say that when hitboxes expand across the whole fucking map

>>156265135
I'm a straight grill and I agree, she's pretty adorable. I like that there are things about her like her nail polish that kind of out her as more girly than she looks - it's always nice to see female characters who don't come off as scornful of femininity for the purpose of being STRONK.

I just can't get the hang of Ana's gun.

I should reduce my sensitivity.

I pop a hard one as zarya at the sound of me shielding a teammate and harambe spamming laser at it

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>>156267748
If she can land all her rockets with a pocket Mercy she's a force to be reckoned with but that depends on if people are smart enough to rip both of them outta' the sky or gun them down.

the more i go down in ranks the more i see junkrat

why is this

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>>156265135
I'm a faggot and I feel the same

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>>156268140
He's fairly popular for some reason

>>156265135
>>156268342
Because she looks like a man.

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>playing QP on King's Row
>we're attacking
>have double Winston
>one Winston dies
>comes back and switches to Widowmaker
>now we have double Widow
>the Widowmakers are constantly next to each other, so they keep finishing off enemies the other one wounded if they didn't one-shot them
>it works out
>they're shredding the enemy team
>enemy team goes double Winston
>they get double headshot as they're flying through the air and never last long
>we win

>ywn confess to zarya

>>156267853

meanwhile anas hitbox is 50% smaller than the model itself

HANAMURA IS SO FUCKING CANCER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

http://www.strawpoll.me/11342949

HOLY FUCK

GENJI IS SO FUCKING FUN

>deflecting the shit outta spam breaking their reinhard's shield and damaging them
>dash in
>RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE
>team wipe

nice

really nice

>>156268650
No she doesn't, if she did I would be attracted to her.

is it just me or do skirmish servers have serious lag issues
like i have to aim so far ahead of who i want to hit, but when im in an actual match its perfectly fine

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>2016
>Can't change skin at character select screen

>>156267380

Don't stop, Daddy!

>>156269217
>I find Zarya really cute

>>156269289
Similar pings are a major factor in matchmaking but maybe skirmish allows for way more ping imbalance?

>>156266876
level 102 teammate:
>"What is Syms ult? Oh, not the orbs?"
>"So if we don't capture the point we automatically lose the match?"
>"Fuck, a draw! oh we pushed the cart farther?"

Lvl 90:
>Uses s76 ult while facing a rein and d.va
>me (lucio) and zar have gold elims (6) when he's the only dps (reaper).
>"Stop stealing my fucking kills then!"
>"I have gold damage!!! STFU!"
>Highest rank 23xx (higher than me)

I feel SO bad about myself. I must be way worse if I keep getting these people in games and I'm only gold.

>>156269184
>tfw deflect headshot a Widowmaker

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>>156268650
She doesn't.
She looks like a cute girl, who is also very muscular. I really like her character design.

I reserve my homolust for 76

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>>156269563
>deflect in front of Widowmaker
>she doesn't shoot until my deflect is gone
>headshots me as I try to dash away

>enumbre is playing with iddqd's smurf
>he just added him for no reason
Is enumbre like past friends with pros or something

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>>156269184
>tfw when it's high noon and my deflect is off cooldown

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>>156269532
I find puppies really cute and I don't want to have sex with them anon.

Cute does not necesserily mean sexually attractive, not everyone is into pedo and loli shit...

>good at mcree
>suck at soldier
>cant tell if it's a gitgud issue or the fact that soldier is just shit compared to mcree

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>POTG starts with their Genji just looking at you as you do a they lounging emote underneath your spray
Oops lel

>>156267478
>playing ranked

>>156269478
Kaplan has said they're working on having that feature be available some time soon, but they're focused on other aspects first and foremost

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>>156269964
I'm gay and I'd actually let Zarya peg me

Is that bad?

>>156270158
who cares, homo

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>>156267380
anon stop being a faggot fishing for you's and post the whole thing already

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>playing bastion on volskaya defense , set up on A and aim at the gate
>kill 4 people on their first push
>one switches to genji and reflects at me
>another switches to pharah and spams in my general area
>for the rest of the match
>they both leave when we get a shutout
>i got potg
>levelled up and get firefighter mei from the lootbox
>mfw

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>emote on assist kill as mercy
>enemy gets mad and types out their anger on all team chat
also
>kill phara as mercy
>immediately leaves the game

>>156270158
no, that' pretty much in line with being gay

>have to switch to Americas to get quickplay mm time less than 5 minutes

europe is dead

>>156269829
>tfw when

>>156270041
Could be worse like when the enemy team gets potg and you could've stopped it but totally whiffed.

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>>156270264
You want it done or you want it done right?

HEY! It's a "The enemy Genji is not completely and utterly retarded so he singlehandedly picks apart our team"-episode
I love that one!

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>>156270610
>it's also a "but his team is retarded so they never capitalize on him brutally raping your team over and over, so you still win" episode

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>>156270158
Well whatever floats yoour boat, anon...

Who am I to judge people on a mongolian basket weaving forum.

>>156270272
>play bastion
>enemy spams rockets or whatever
>move slightly
>they keep spamming for an entire minute uninterrupted at exactly the same spot

literally retards

brawl ana meme

>>156270781

That left boob has seen better days.

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>>156270545
I just want to fap to 76 porn, man
also i thought those were from an already finished fanfic that's been linked here

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>>156269184
>tfw deflecting an Ana sleep dart
>tfw deflecting ults, hooks and hammers

>>156270523
It was just QP, it was more funny than anything

>>156270925
tfw you're playing quickplay and nobody cares what you do

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>>156270923
>fapping to 76
yes
>fapping to dva
no

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>>156269184
>>156269563
>>156270925

any tips for playing this fucker?

i've never had such fun playing overwatch before holy shit

>>156269809
Is iddqd pulling a ster climbing from bronze to master?

>>156270681
>>156270610
both of these happened to me at the same time

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It was time to go for the kill. Dva wrapped her legs around the Soldier, pulling him closer as she leaned up and kissed him. To both her and Soldier’s surprise, instead of pushing her away, he leaned in, and his mass pushed her back onto the couch quite forcefully. He had kissed back.

He pulled away suddenly, staring wide eyed as him and dva stared a shocked expression. After a moment of silence between the two. Soldier simply said “fuck it.” And started to undo his pants, much to dva’s delight.

“I’ve always a bit rough.” Soldier warned, but he didn’t plan to stop no matter how she replied. “It’s also..been a while.” He admitted. “I don’t plan on being romantic.”

“That’s what I like to hear.” Dva said, laying back on the couch and spreading my legs. “Guys my age try too hard.”

That was all that was said before Soldier’s lower half was free and he was upon her, not even bothering to take her panties off. He simply moved them aside as he cut to the chase, penetrating her with what was pprobably the largest Dva had taken.

He started thrusting into her already soaking wet pussy without much regard for her, which drove Dva even crazier as she took the pounding of a lifetime from the older, experienced soldier. All she could do was hold on for dear life as the break room filled with a wet smacking sound, the soldier filling her up again and again at a faster and faster rate as her head lolled back on the arm of the couch. She had intended on being quiet, but that had gone out the window as she moaned and cried out.

Soldier himself was feeling sensations he hadn’t felt in year through the young woman’s tight snatch. Days of wild parties at the academy and getting with all the hot girls he wanted with his friends came flooding back as he pounded the 19 year old with all of his might. He groaned and moaned under his breath.

>>156264979
oh my god

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TOP 5 BEST ULTIMATES

1-Mei
2-Zarya
3-Ana
4-Mercy
5-Bastion

TOP 5 WORST ULTIMATES

1-Symmetra
2-Junkrat
3-Soldier 76
4-Winston
5-Widowmaker

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>>156271119
I just pretend that d.va is a shota mcmeme and it's all good. Besides it's refreshing having 76 in a dominant role because i'm a sub and being dom'd by 76 is what I crave, but there's not enough smut like that

>>156271119
>>156271294
You got it backwards. Stop ruining 76

>>156264979
Why cant you PaLELdin shitters stay on your own thread?

This is the same shit when overwatch fags spammed TF2 threads, don't be an asshole.

>>156271409
>symmetra and junk bad
>bastion over reaper

nope

>>156271409
Delete that image right now

>>156271409
Bastion ultimate good?

Widow and Winston ults bad?

Top joke, m8! I'm sure bronze games are very difficult.

>>156271409
Most retarded post in the thread:
1-(you)

>>156271409
>soldier ult
>worse than mcree ult
xd

>>156271621
Bastion ult is very good, the problem is that the hero itself is shit

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>Get to 2982
>People keep pushing too far up ahead solo and we lose
>4 losses 1 draw later
>2892

I fucking hate this game now.

>>156271294
write some mind control

>>156271621
Bastion's ult isn't bad, but it's bad for his character
It leaves him out of position when it ends, vulnerable and no longer a threat
Doesn't help that he's also a terrible hero to begin with so it's not worth even using him

>>156271753
You didn't drop far from 4 losses. Get to it

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That faggot Enumbre is queued with IDDQD. Why would a pro player want to befriend a hacker?

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>>156271294
NOICE

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>>156271294
>I’ve always a bit rough
>I don’t plan on being romantic
That's what I'm talking about

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>>156271589

Dva couldn’t last long under the current circumstances, letting loose a torrent of liquid onto soldier’s cock. He only took this as a sign to go faster though, putting his hand on the girl’s cheek as he used her like a sex toy.

A full minute of pounding later, Soldier pulled out and, to Dva’s surprise, a string of cum shot from his member across her panties all the way up to her t shirt, striking through the symbol on it. He let out a couple more shots on the articles of clothing as he released years of pent up tension on the girl.

“Time to ditch these.” Dva muttered, taking off the shirt quickly. Soldier took the initiative on the panties, Dva gasping in surprise as he simply grabbed them, tearing them off her as the fabric met with the shirt on the floor.

Dva began to play with her small breasts, but soldier simply wasted no time in grabbing her and turning her around so her petite ass was facing him. He’s not much of a breast man, she noted, before he penetrated her again.

She held onto the couch’s arm for dear life as Soldier started ravishing her again, even faster this time. Doggy was always his favorite position, and now he was able to do it with a pretty young thing like Hana Song. This was a dream come true, though he’d never admit to that.

The sounds of thighs rapidly smashing together and Dva’s moans echoed throughout the room. Neither of them cared who heard them at this point. They couldn’t possibly, as often as both of them heard the late night antics of some of the other Overwatch members. It was something that was known by everyone to happen, even if they simply never really acknowledged it.

>>156268140
people don't understand that he's hurting every team he's in
usually if you explain it to them they'll usually go "oooh..." because it's pretty obvious or they pick him out of spite because they don't like winning i guess

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>Dorado
>Attack
>We push the cart just past the first choke point and lose
>Defense
>Enemy team can't push the cart past the corner
>Narrowly avoid a loss by less than 10 meters

it's always nice when the enemy team sucks more than your team.

>team rushes to A when we've clearly lost it
>enemy gets a free snowball win for it
I love this shit

>>156271294
s-stop cucking me!!

>>156271294
You're the nigga who writes erotic Super Smash Bros fanfiction aren't you

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>4 people die defending first point
>slowly walk back to it wondering what's going on
>barely even contested

>>156271921
What if... they're both cheating?

>>156272034
That's rarely the case tho, because usually you are the one who sucks the most

>>156272002
>letting loose a torrent of liquid on his cock

That's not how sex works reeee unless of course she pissed on him

>Eichenwalde, offense
>facing a 2man+3man premade as randoms
>three of our guys gets disconnected, one of them eventually rejoins
>we still manage to push the payload to the throne room, had like 5m left
after that we got rolled on defense, being 4v6 n shit
but god damn i fucking hate mei players, every single one of them should be roped

>>156271150
I've got no tips as I suck. I also fucking suck at aiming but somehow always headshot Widowmakers from a long distance with deflect. Weird.
t. >>156269563

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>healing people for 62.5 health per second across the map

This character is fun and balanced...?

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>>156264526
>f2p
>full of BR, cykas and kurwas.

Nah

Also

>monday paladin had only 25k players
>players suddenly double on weekend

Red flag for 10 years old infesting servers

>>156269809
>>156271921
We all know this is you, Enumbre. Nobody cares.

>>156272034
>teammate goes Torb on koth
>think we'll lose
>red team also has a Torb
>and a symmetra

Gold was a magical place

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>>156272002
>>156271294
bruh

>>156270610
How do I become this Genji? I feel so useless with him.

>>156272514
still happens on plat/diamond

I'm pretty sure symmetra players are RL autists

>>156272456
you forgot
>200 dps infinite range 100% accuracy spammable m1

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>>156272456
>insta killing people from across the map without having to aim at them

this character is fun and balanced and still not nerfed?

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>>156272568

Soldier surprised Dva by grabbing a handful of her hair and yanking backwards. The pain only added to the sensations she was feeling. Her mind was an incoherent mess of affirmatives and pleasure, causing her to scream out “Daddy, yes!” At the top of her lungs.

In any other instance, Soldier would have protested, but he was so into what was going on he barely noticed. He let her hair go only so his hand could be free to give that pale little ass a nice hard slap. Dva howled in approval, causing him to do it again, and again, and again.

Dva came first again, her liquids barely able to be contained by soldier plugging them as they leaked out and made a bit of an apparent mess on the couch. Soldier continued, unfettered as he grabbed her midsection and thrust mindlessly into her.

Soldier came soon after, pulling out and and shooting his load down her back with a sigh of relief
.
“You should have done it in me.” Dva gasped, clearly out of it from the two orgasms.

“There’ll be time for that.” Soldier counted without missing a beat. Dva turned and noticed his member was still erect even after two rounds. She really, truly had no idea what she had gotten herself into. Her heart fluttered Soldier pulled her to him again.

>>156272456
>>156272738
i forgot to add that it's also a projectile so it's even easier to hit than widow bodyshots

>final round of KOTH
>our Zarya switches to Ana

game needs a cp_steel type map.

Thought that final CP is going to be tricky to design. considering almost everyone has movement abilities that would make it easy to get to.

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HANA IS NOT FOR SEXUAL

FUCK OFF YOU SICK PEDOS REEEE

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>>156272745

>Getting 200-0'd by a Hanzo firing a scatter arrow 100m away from me

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>>156272034
Attacking first is better for exactly that reason
>Anubis defense
>Hold on the second point
>"Nice we only need to cap the first point for a draw"
>Enemy team goes full retard with torb bastion mei and sym
>We're so shit we cant even cap the first point.

>>156273028
Hana is a 19 year old asian, how is she not for sexual

>>156273028
Gremlin Hana is for being the child in Pharmercy stories.

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>>156271294
>>156272002
>>156272863
STOP THIS

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>>156273028
>says Mercy

After round 4 Dva was definitely spent, but Soldier was still ready for more. They settled on a lazy blowjob as Dva laid strewn across the couch, cum all over her body as she went to work on the Soldier’s massive prick. He petted her with one hand while rubbing playfully at her clit with the other. There was no way he was getting another orgasm out of her though. Not tonight.

Soldier groaned as he came for the second and probably final time into the hungry girl’s mouth, groaning with satisfaction and slumping onto the couch. Dva sat upright so she could lay next to him, somewhat relieved that he was finally spent despite enjoying the night thoroughly. “You came 6 times.” She droned, weariness clear in her voice.
“The serums and performance enhancers they put in me…” He began, his voice softer than it had been in ages. “They enhanced a lot of things.”

Dva let out a lazy giggle. “Noted. That’ll be fun for next time." She said as she snuggled closer to him. Soldier’s heart skipped a beat at the assertion that there’d be more of this, but there’s no way in hell he could refuse her now.

>>156273028
>>156273201
THIS!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

>>156273017
I wouldn't mind if they just copied some of tf2's better maps

So the joke has gone on long enough, when are they removing zarya from the game?

>>156273315
>Zarya op
Get a load of this guy

>>156273245
DELETE THIS!

>>156273245
>round 4
??? But you only posted the first two rounds! Don't cop out anon. Post rounds #3 and 4 too

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>>156273356
If you don't think she's OP you don't deserve to have an opinion about the game. It's on the same level as saying Hanamura is well designed and that 2CP maps are competitively viable.

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>Best heals
>Best ult
>Best girl

Gaze upon perfection, you cantankerous mortals

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>>156271294
>He pulled away suddenly, staring wide eyed as him and dva stared a shocked expression. After a moment of silence between the two. Soldier simply said “fuck it.” And started to undo his pants, much to dva’s delight.

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>>156273446
Use your imagination.

The light of dawn began to break through the windows, causing Soldier to nudge her. “We need to move. The others will be awake soon.”

Dva groaned at the idea of having to move but quickly went about to picking up the strewn about fabrics off the floor. She slipped the shirt over her slim, naked form. It left her bare bottom exposed, which meant she’d have to be sneaky when she went back to her room.

Soldier stopped her before she could walk off. “Listen…I don’t know what this is.” He began. “But it..I’m not your boyfriend.”

Dva hit him with a coy smile that could have made him melt faster than any death ray or heat weapon he had faced. “Of course not. You’re my daddy.” She said before leaning in to kiss the older man on the cheek. “See you.” She said as she slipped out of the break room.

Soldier leaned back on the couch. Once again, he was speechless.

>>156273245

This is heresy, the only ones who are allowed to make Soldier cum are Reaper and me.

so do we all agree that mercy is evil?

>>156273452
Hana wouldn't smoke

>>156273629
Reaper and Mei

Talespin is better than Seagull

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>>156273643
It's a safe bet considering most necromancer's are indeed evil.

>>156273491
So did Pharah get her tattoo on her right eye since that's the eye her mom is missing?

>>156273643
For what she did to reaper yes

>>156273660

She would after GETTING BANGED BY DADDY BIG FAT BAREBACK SOLDIER COCK IN HANA SONG'S TIGHT LITTLE COOCH HOO HOO HOO!

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>>156273725
You disgust me son.

>40% of damage done
>as dva
how do I win with these teams

>>156273802
Pharah never knew her mother lost an eye until after she got the tattoo.
Ana was presumed dead for years.

>>156273839
No, Hana wouldn't smoke

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Would video games benefit from having more sassy grandmas?

>played mei for the first time since my first week of playing the game.
>Brawl, reck everyone by freezing them up, practically the best way to kill off high hp.
>Didn't even notice my friend had switched over to quickplay

Mei got buffed pretty hard, never had so many ultimates in one game.

>>156273884
Stop playing Dva for one

>>156273660
You could say that about a lot of things in this blasphemious thread.

>lose volskaya a in overtime because i die after getting jumped by a winston and genji as ana
>had bronze elims and silver obj elims
>lose 40 ranked points

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Is there really any feeling better than playing Winston in a 3 stack with two talented supports?

>>156273994
She wouldn't though

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>>156273775
>>156273831
does she know what she's doing is wrong?
how did overwatch ever tolerate her experiments

>>156274054
she wouldn't take soldier 76's cock either

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>>156273928
Yes

>>156273987
she's comfy though

>>156273912
Nigga, that monster already ruined her. It's over

>>156274127
You don't know that

>>156273831
What happened?

>>156274135
this is why you fail

>>156274113
Of course she does. Overwatch tolerated a lot of things. They're kind of like the jedi counsel in the Star Wars prequels

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>>156273928
No

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>>156273629
Reaper and Ana

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>>156273608
>>156273245
>>156272863
>>156272002
>>156271294
>>156267380
>>156265865
What did i do to deserve this? Homofags save us! PLEASE!!!!

If sombra is not alejandra then i'm fucking done

>>156274278
TFW something wworse than homofags invade the thread

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>now arriving at Ilios
>travelling to Nepal
>now arriving at Lijiang tower

Dear god make it stop

>>156274212
Yes I DO!!!! FUCKING KYS!!!

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>>156273928
absolutely

>>156274020
I'm still confused by the shape of her hips in this one

>>156274261
76 got to be the meat in the Ana/Gave sandwich every time, but Gabe was jealous and unhappy with his role as bread. Which is how Overwatch fell and shit.

>>156274214
She probably experimented on reaper to turn him into the wrath thing he is now judging from his voicelines

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>>156273928
Overwatch is madness.
Look at all the unconventional character choices Blizz has taken and gotten away with.

>>156274343
Sombra is certainly not alejandra

>>156274376
Don't like koth maps?

>>156274408
Why or how would I kiss myself

>>156274245
So Gabriel is the chosen one?

>>156274127
There is no man or woman who would decline 76's big juicy white cock

>>156274343
Why would she be a kid?

>>156274484
Not really, but that might be cause it feels like 'pick lucio or lose- the mode' and no fucker on my team wants to pick him

>>156273768
a lot of people are better than Seagull

iddqd is most likely the most skilled player in existence. It just sucks to say it because he's an egotistical cunt

>>156274624
because people on this board are autistic.
There are people who think one of the kids from the first trailer is Doomfist

>>156274664
>iddqd is most likely the most skilled player in existence

Tviq has a better tracer and tons of people have a bettter mcree

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>>156274439
>having Reyes and Amari fight over your dick. Damn, it's good to be Jack

>>156271150
Manage your cooldowns carefully. Do not engage without one or both spells up. Skirmish and harass until you have baited enemy abilities and they are vulnerable. Then go for the kill.

Shurikens actually do a shit load of damage. Landing them at range is tough though.

Also play "the ground is lava" while you fight. It works better than you would think.

Course I play entirely at shitter levels in quick play.

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>Go into ranked mode
>see this in your team
>he gets 3 kills in a whole game of atack and defend in volskaya
>we lose ofc
>what to do?

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>>156274113
There's a lot of things that Overwatch didn't ask questions about. Looking back, they really should have asked.

>>156274473
What makes you think that?

>>156274624
She could be older in game, the animated short could have happened a few years back, now Sombra is a teenager.

Tips for playing Zarya?

>>156274457
>unconventional character choices
like what?

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>tfw everyone thanks you for playing a support/healer as Zenyatta but you're really just a DPS in disguise

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>>156272456
Ana is very fun
Mercy needs to keep getting buffed until she matches Ana level, and the game needs to introduce another healer so it's more than just Zenyatta + Ana + Lucio + Mercy.

>>156274790
Reaper refers to Sombra as someone in a position above him in the Old Soldiers comic. Reaper is not taking orders from a teenage mexican

Did anyone make a WebM of Talespin Recalling into his own Time Bomb during the Overwatch Open?

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>checking character info
>tracer is 26
>mei is 30
>widowmaker is 33
>mercy is 37

Jesus christ why are they so old?

>>156274861
My boyfriend goes 15-1 consistently on qp babby mode

Who in top 70 Genji here?

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>>156275069
You will someday be 33 too.

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>>156274936
>Reaper refers to Sombra as someone in a position above him in the Old Soldiers comic.
Where the fuck did you draw that conclusion? At most she sounds like someone that Reaper has worked with before or someone Reaper has an understanding of what they're capable of.

>>156274861
this
robomonk is a transcuck

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>>156274350
>>156274278
I'm here, my dear children. Do not be afraid.

>>156275214
Just to be clear, I only want you here because the alternative is somehow worse

>>156275069
>Zenyatta is 20
>Shimadas are almost 40
>Roadhog is in his 50s