New
>>155948335
urmum edition
old
eyosongive.us
#zamph #dota2 #zamph2 #umadbro
>>155975084
Guys why dont my Japanese voices work anymore? ;_;
How to fix ARURF
>Enable all champs
>everyone on each team gets 1 ban
>start lvl 3
>disable gold and xp on creeps kills and ALL objectives
>give everyone same amount of passive XP gain and gold gain
>>155975084
Fizz is one of those strange champs where he is maximum cancer but people ignore him / dont play him much for some reason
FUCK of course there was a new thread, repost
Did my worlds pick em with almost no team knowledge right when it was put up and havent touched it since.
good? bad? how horrible is it and what should i fix
Why aren't you playing AP Janna?
>>155975192
Fizz is gutted shit right now what are you talking about
Cute
>>155975192
Because gets shitted on by mages, range.
i main fizz, but i hate playing against that so much. I always get low and have like 0 mana lul.
>>155975217
Because you are probaly Silver low Gold or some shit
I wanna BREED shyvana and have a cute 3/4 human, 1/4 dragon daugheru
>>155975169
Just make ARURF: Ascension
>it's another ghost of zamphira posts shitty reddit memes episode
i fucking hate these arcs
>>155975312
>>155975280
Fuck you talking about
That nigga literally dashes in, auto attack once then Trisckter the fuck out and he already won the trade
Not to mention he can steam roll so hard if he get one kill
Sorry to disappoint anyone who voted yesterday but I decided on just doing Ezreal-only on my account for unranked-Dia
I thought about Morgana but I didn't really want to have to play Morg top and shit, Ezreal I can just queue Mid/Bot and do whatever
Only 1-0 right now in placements, don't have full T3 runes yet. Looks like first placement game was like high Silver/Gold 5 MMR. I also need to namechange the account to something memetic, since it just currently has an old in-joke name I had with some friends
I'm autistically logging everything to an excel spreadsheet like I do with my main accounts just to chronicle my journey through low elo
Any suggestions on comical Ezreal names?
>>155975431
Shit's not even good for Reddit, it's 9gag tier at this point.
>>155975431
What is Zamph doing nowadays anyday
>>155975421
>>155975169
>not hexakill ARURF one for all for one twisted treeline where all 12 players play one random champion with 80% cooldown on TT
Real advice:Weeklong URF with top 15 most picked champions every day banned from the mode
>>155975449
thats true. But he is really weak against mages who know how to play against him. Poke him with some abilities, if he wants to cs. take barrier, exh or even tp. play safe and wait for late. fizz is only good at early and mid.
>>155975532
he showed up a few months ago and curbstomped people with aurelion sol to get to masters then disappeared again
>>155975463
>sorry I didn't give a shit about your opinions yesterday
>give me your opinions today
Just pick a number and whoever gets it names your character
>>155975586
As Kayle, I always take TP no matter what for that late game splitpushing and map control
>>155975449
>fizz uses his 100+ mana waveclear/escape/damage ability to escape shitty trades
another shitter just whining about a champ that beat him in lane
>>155975449
No, the constant nerfs require him to be picked ONLY into hard counter matches and even then he MUST snowball in order to have any impact. Constant nerfs to w q and removing damage amp on ult has left him flaccid and completely killed tank fizz
xth for breast waifu
nice game lolbabbies
how do i play this bitch
Silver ELO adc player here. I know it's not the best to learn on a champ with a dash since it doesn't teach you positioning, but I got cait a few days ago and I've been having a blast winning with her. Should I stick to cait or go back to Ashe/Sivir?
>>155975463
ItShouldBelongInaLager
does poppy have decent AD scaling? why does everyone just build tank on her? curious
>>155975639
Well people acted like Morgana mid was some kind of thing that was hard to climb with or something and it's not
I just play so much Morgana on my main accounts and I don't particularly want to support in low elo games
Also if I was going to do Morgana I'd want to name the account "Sinful Succ" and get the skin but you CAN'T BUY SUCC MORGANA ANYMORE
>>155975817
Buy Tear push buttons receive literally free elo
>First game in like 40 that Yasuo goes unbanned
>Instantly locked
This is just tiring.
>when you win the game you don't deserve to
>>155976308
>Soskenka
damn polish cosplayer
>>155976308
Why does Ignite keep getting better every time I listen to it?
What's this item called?
>>155977468
Chilly mittens or bad sheen
>>155977468
Chilly Mittens
I love Lissandra!
>>155975312
Ashe a shit
>>155977468
Chilly mitten
>>155977468
Cold Glove of le Ebin Utility
>>155977625
hey thats another icon for my collection, thanks lissfag
>>155977468
300$ bucks
Best girl.
Best body.
Best wife.
>>155977468
Frosty Fist
I want to go swimming in Lulu.
>>155977385
I don't know but I've experienced the same thing
>>155978056
don't you meanin zac?
>>155978056
You'll have to fite this anonv>>155977835
first, be careful
>>155978056
Don't you mean(You)?|
>>155978056
Don't you meanKog'maw?
>>155978259
ehhhh?
>>155978445
oh, it's just massive autism then
please go somewhere else
>>155978445
N-nani?*
*translator note: Nani means "what"
>>155978231
>>155978259
>>155978261
>>155978416
You know what's going in her, don't you?
>>155978696
*dodges your friendliness pellets*
pshh... nothing personal... kid
>tfw there aren't any good Mordekaiser skins
It hurts.
>>155978946
AhemAdmittedly its probably the worst Pentakill skin, but its still pretty damn metal
>>155977468
Penguin Puncher
>>155977468
WHY IS EZREAL SO HARD TO KILL
t. every bruiser ever
>>155975872
Q and ult scales AD good
If I tried carrying from Support as Zyra/Sona/Raka how high could I get?
>>155977468
Pros seem to be building this in their View games. When do I take this instead of going Warrior TF into tank or just Warrior into tank? I can only see it being useful when I've already built a BC after warrior and I need just a bit more damage but want to go full tank afterwards
>>155979408
And by view I mean Vi
I wish I had tried Zilean mid before, this shit is so cash.
>>155977468
Killed by Ekko
>play Darius
>everyone plays Darius
Wew lad
>>155979363
Gold 1
Diamond if you can be a greasy tryhard
>>155979239
Every bruiser except trynd irelia fiora ekko and the ghost of fizz
what the hell is "river shen" and how did it manage to carry a game without smite
>>155979943
>He doesn't know about the river shen tactic.
>>155980073
Not him but wtf is that
>riot still hasn't made a beyblade garen arena game mode
what the fuck are they doing in there exactly
>>155980190
Basically, a jungler/support kinda thing where he doesn't farm and simply goes from lane to lane constantly ganking. Since he's not farming or even stepping in the jungle, he's not a jungler. So River Shen.
>>155980190
He only ganks and takes scuttle
>>155975872
Her passive gains damage and shield size based on her max health. Her low Q cooldown (coupled with % health damage) and passive tank from W sort of naturally steer her towards a bulky build. More time alive, more time hammer smashing.
>>155980408
>>155980414
Wouldn't you be massively behind in level and gold?
>>155980408
>>155980414
how are you not severely underleveled and kinda useless
>>155980528
you don't need cs when you have kills
>>155980528
>>155980559
Yeah, but you would also be constantly ganking. You basically make every lane a 2v1 most of the time, meaning you put them at a disadvantage as well and recover if you get kills.
>>155980559
>>155980528
Farm heros
Also he can fuck with the other jungle a lot but ya if the ganks dont work u suck
>>155979519
It's pretty fun unless you go against Morgana or Orianna
>>155980408
So basically your bot auto lose and you have a shitty underlevel Shen
What kinda retard actually do this
>>155980651
>>155980707
Well it does sound like it would be extremely annoying to play against
Should I practice some of my lesser-played champs or try to keep climbing?
>>155981048
Which one do you want to do?
>>155980814
I just checked winrates and neither of those have a good score against Zil?
>>155980528
>>155980559
>>155980858
All these people who weren't around at the time of blitz+Ali duo roams at level 1
>>155981081
I can't decide, that's why I'm asking someone else
Can't wait to see NA get embarrassed tomorrow
>>155981118
Been here since season 3, if it is older than that then i dont know but it is probably some shitty bronze hipster tactic
>he thinks ROX is going to make it out of groups
>their adc loses lane to Gosu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo_YnpsFeGE
>>155981219
>Doubting america
>>155981382
>le gosu is le bad maymay xdd :^P
STOP
>>155981278
Ali blitz dual roam was legit, shit almost didn't have a counter.
>>155981748
I chuckled.
i wanna make plenty of hatchlings with this half breed!
>>155981660
didn't gosu drop to diamond 2 though
>>155981697
>they hit the hook and I am kill
>implying riot can balance
>>155981103
It's not that they shit on you, but they negate your bombs all laning phase
>>155980480
fuck this game
>>155982020
Still better than any diamond here. Plus most ADC mains in general dropped rank a lot this season, if I recall correctly.
>>155981219
Just like every worlds ever.
>>155977468
Cold Glove
Chilly Mitten
Frosty Fist
Absolute Zero but on an Item and not as good
Bad Touch
300 Bucks
>taking vampirism over natural talent
>>155983589
> Taking Insight over Perseverance
>>155983589
>using masteries
I wanna fug BoxBox
>>155983589
>taking bandit over dangerous game
Pussy shit right there
>>155982825
uh yeah sure
qtpie is challenger on 4 accounts
I think gosu is just trash m8
>Yep, same deal on Azir. He probably needs the most work of the three, so is likely to be done last. Possible we might be able to give him some general buffs before that, again Worlds performance will help us understand what sort of trade offs that would involve in terms of risk of seeing him just dominant mid lane again in organized play. That might be a cost worth paying, want a better understanding of his current state though before signing that cheque.
COOLDOWNS
AND
MANA COSTS
RIOT LITERALLY DOES NOT REMEMBER THAT COOLDOWNS AND MANA COSTS EXIST
>>155984792
>cooldowns and mana cost
>in an age where a champ LITERALLY has as their "resource" gap closing
>>155984792
Riot has forgotten what windows of weakness are.
More than half the roster can kill you with their ult and it will be back up before you finish the first minion wave you meet after walking back to lane.
And then they wonder why shitting on TP ganks didn't stop top laners from bringing TP every game.
who is
THE HARDEST carry for jungle? i need an easy win
>>155985785
>i need an easy win
if you want an easy win, you need to rely on your team doing well, no champion will help yourengar
Why are there two active threads?
>>155984449
>qtpie
>good
soloq abuser duo/trio basically every fucking game
>>155985340
Not being able to use your ult is so oppressive though :(. Champions like Zed and Fizz literally can't function unless they press two buttons and murder their lane opponent every single time they appear :(. Why are you so toxic, anon?
>>155986727
>duo/trio
>trio
I'm not even going to comment on that
>basically every fucking game
He has 4 accounts in challenger and maintains them there, where you can't duo.
why do we have two generals
>>155985785
>>155986009
i went with the dyr
>>155987459
>>155986136
retard #zamph memes don't show up on the tracker and someone actually made a real one at the same time