Spessmen on a Spess Station - /ss13g/

First for /gsg/

first for waifus

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2nd for waifu's

I want to knock up Reica and leave her to raise the kids alone!

https://youtu.be/vwbKYcBdVyk

>>155778192
>>155778203
Sort them.

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Post Tinky memes

6'th for pill memes

I want to fracture Rail's skull with a toolbox and sell her still-warm body to assistants to use!

>>155778203
only lizards make good waifus

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>>155778307

10th for post erp logs.

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Reminder that virologists are bad.

>>155778425
Lizards are husbandos you shitter.

>>155778307
I can't read this

>>155778498
fuck off gay homofag

I'm not really aware of any other older women statics to violate!

>>155778493
Reminder that wanting a cure to an otherwise completely beneficial virus because it makes you cough makes you a fucking faggot.

>>155778627
If you don't make antibodies I'm going to assume it's a bad virus and lynch you

>>155778425
>not skeletons greys or plaswomen
literally actually stop talking thanks

>>155778718
>BWOINK

I want to do something, be somebody and make a mark on this world because I'm a worthless unknown greyshirt staticnamer who fears social interaction more than I do death

what did he mean by this??
https://youtu.be/UmNsw-luhaU?t=5m7s

>>155778838
I want my friend to come back and stop lying to me

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Are you not entertained?

>>155778776
>Thinking admins will bwoink someone for lynching the virologist for spreading a virus
If you're gonna make a good virus you do blood spread and don't force it on people you uncultured swine

>>155778856
dude ambrosia lmao

>>155778838
Be the silent engineer who sets up the reactors correctly every time, always pops up to repair stuff, without a word ever uttered.
Be the Mimegineer.

>>155778856 c https://youtu.be/PNFjLzVKVdk

>>155778767
>you will never make first contact with a qt grey girl

>>155779047
>>155778986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X9DpwkVcic

>>155779086
>She will never probe your ass to find out more about your species

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>>155778984
>thinking you can lynch whoever you want because you're a paranoid powergaming autist
I can already tell you're a greyshit, are you going to try to lynch me with a toolbox?

>you uncultured swine
Pic related

>>155779180
>implying there's anything to learn about beta bitch boy nu-males who willingly undergo submissive acts to please their master mistress besides the fact that you're her slave

zas the apes, race war now

>>155779086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjn8jVDRbdQ

>>155779304
I just want her to toy with me, man

>>155779301
I'm a doctor actually, so cryo tube then sleeper soporific and a nice braincake for the rest of the staff

post some spess jams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVaJWIVHg_c

>>155779304
>being enslaved by a creature with the upper body strength of a toddler

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>>155778856
>>155779179
>1,098,544 subscribers

>>155779615
https://youtu.be/twOYL_EoMS8?t=4m52s

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>>155779086
>>155779180
>You will never 'probe' her in return only to get third degree burns to your dick because the ph of their bodily fluids is comparable to acid.

Bad End.

>>155778767
Literally hang yourself.

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>>155780162
>having shit tastes

>>155780497
Greys don't have mammaries, hang yourself with your meme of calling good taste shit.

first for Brian Bell he begins pumping in and out the xeno's ass.

>>155781170
>he got banned just before purge
>xeno vore happened during the purge

Hey guys, remember Ei Nath?

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>>155778286

>>155780162
metaphorically go back to tes general
figuratively convince bay to create an elder scrolls themed spin-off if they love LIZARD DICK so much

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>>155781398
Yes. More than enough.

>>155781510
what the fuck does any of that have to do with you wanting to fuck skeletons and giving tits to fucking ayys you retard

Reminder that the Purge is a shit meme and HIppie fags need to go back.

>>155781170
I am just waiting to be called in for a Xeno ERT. I will name myself Brian Bell and take care of xenos in his name. The permaban will be worth it.

>Get antag
>Everyone's doing autism projects and there are like 50 secborgs
>Don't want to kill anyone doing an autism project
>See a random assistant walking around
>Reach for my flash
>He tells me the test wire, power wires and bolt wires
>Can't kill him now
>End up only killing one person and feeling really bad about it
>Get caught and killed straight after
>Still did more than the other lings
well shit

>borg brigs me for Eleven minutes without saying a word
>ahelp it
>lowered to six
>sec lets me out instantly
>ai finally says "it was cause you destroyed property
>a window to escape fire started by cargo guys attempts to help me PRINT MUGS
>AI was sumguy
>posts "AM I BEING DETAINED" postround

I am fucking disappointed. Not only do you not recognize someone clearly trying to shit up the server but literally the next round you act like a tool.

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>tfw killed the ling who killed half of my department

>>155781820
oh and let me not forget to say that the ai bolted us into the fire, we didn't need to destroy those windows if he hadn't.

>>155781685
I was one of the secborgs there was only two of us

And I was only sec because the ai asked me to be. I really would have rather just kept being janitor.

>>155781820
>a window to escape fire started by cargo guys attempts to help me PRINT MUGS

What did you mean by this

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>>155781398
remember firebirds?

>>155781978
I needed mugs, the thing he printed caused sparks, for some reason the whole cargo bay was welder fluid and sumguy bolted us into the fire.

>>155781820
>fire appears 4noraisins
>quickly get fire extinguishers
>it keeps relighting
>ai bolts us in for ??????
>gets mad when we break out of a room on fire
>space law says vandalism is 3 minute

>>155782151
I ahelped and zealotron said he'd help, that borg clearly had no fucking clue how to even work security timers, let alone think to put me for eleven. I feel like he tried to fuck me cause I said not banning that guy from last round was a bad idea. Metagrudging is bad mkay.

>>155782151
>>155781820
What laws would lead silicons to brig people for practically nothing, sounds like they need some notes added

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>>155781685
>there are like 50 secborgs
Reminder to law 2 them into respeccing.

>>155782515
asimov apparently

deussex was the one who brigged me but i'm fucking certain that with that level of incompetence at using the cell timers he was instructed by sumguy

>>155782515
A particularly autistic reading of law 1 in NT default. Apparently a single window is as important as thw whole station.

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>>155781820
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewforum.php?f=11

>>155782864
in the morning i'm going to send a detailed email with logs to pomf and let him make a ruling. On both this and on the vox griefer that only got job banned

>>155781820
>>155781912
>>155782515
>>155782696
>>155782719
NT default, aka 'I want to murder the carbons and they were stupid enough to put me on a lawset that lets me kill them all for cracking a window'.
Your own fault for being in a fire, jump into disposals next time.

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>>155783096
Sounds like you're just a fag who doesn't know how silicon laws work. Behavior was justified, fuck yourself.

>>155782640
Pretty sure Vox don't qualify as humans really, so citing robot laws doesn't really help them.

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When you see this at first glance, you clearly see a mold stain on the ground, correct?

>>155783379
Thats a head m8

>>155783379
It's ichor isn't it?

>>155783379
Looks like blood or something to me.

>>155783379
stop!! yahir already makes fun of my hair enough.

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>Roll Psycho Bundle
>Retreat into NE maintenance as the fearsome Maint Dweller
>Bait the Botanist into my domain and claim his life
>As the shuttle arrives behead another victim and steal my objective
>Fucking heads leave early as I was one tile off of the arrivals pod

>>155781564
literally nothing idiot stop lashing out for no reason

>>155783480
o7 rip fitz & fuck you yogscast who drove him to suicide

>>155783096
>thinks pomf cares

>>155783291
They do not, but that's the sort of detail you were supposed to put in your story.
Also, it is not too hard for Sting McLings to impersonate humans.

>>155783539
>hurr durr fuck off
Wow nice shitpost, you've really got skills in arguing.

>>155783379
silly, that's a patch of
FUCKING
SEAWEED
HAIR

>>155783470
SEA
WEED
HAIR

ARITHRAZINE
CRYO

>>155783674
I'm not fucking arguing with you, not every post is an argument

>>155782640
If there has been consistent hams out of sec I ignore it. We are past the point of probable - sec is literally just constantly harming people so I do my best to arrest all of sec until the robotics is forced to blow me. Heh.

legalize lewd

legalize greytiding

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>>155783872
We *just* did that everyone plasma flooded

>>155783745
>j-jokes on you i was being retarded on purpose anyway

>>155784084
nice argument

>be a Borg
>Kill another Borg dragging around a bleeding human after warning him and telling him he needs medical treatment
>Get bwoinked about it
Man sometimes I want borgs to just be removed with how much bullshit that goes on with them

remove all sillicons
make it happen.

remove all medbay roles
make it happen.

remove ss13

make it happen

Sec is the greatest department, too bad 90% of the current sec mains get fucking owned every round
I can't remember the last time I died as sec

ArthurDentist 8/10
Aurx 7/10
ChocolateMoose 6/10
Clusterfack 0/10
Cpt_Wad 5/10
DeityLink 2/10
Diethyl 5/10
Doobiedoo23 6/10
DragonBro 6/10
DrCelt -10/10
Duny 0/10
Intigracy 7/10
Jjenjr 1/10
Justsumguy 7/10
Kammerjunk 4/10
Kavlax 3/10
MrFoster 6/10
MrPain12 3/10
MustardTiger 6/10
NigglyWiggly 2/10
PJB 0/10
Pomf123 10/10
Praecordia 4/10
Pseudonym 0/10
Rei1226 2/10
Ririchiyo -5/10
SecretoftheShapka 5/10
Serwind 2/10
Socachaca 5/10
TheEliminator16 8/10
Zealotron 2/10

>>155785262
Jjenjr is based and white.

>>155785262
Yo I heard you talking shit about my nigga JJ

>>155785605
Jjenjr is a rodspamming cocksucker.

>>155785262
>celt 10/10
>cluster 0/10
wonder who is behind this post

>>155785825
notice the - in front of celt's 10

Daily reminder

Traders are valid to severe/lethal punishment as soon as they commit the smallest crime
Gas that fucking vox

>>155785845
well in that case the list is almost perfect, bump elim down a bit because he doesn't actually admin

>>155785262
Most of these are literally not on adminwho, how do we only have one low pop admin spot available. We hardly ever see any of these people on.

>>155784673
>see borg dragging a human saying he needs medical treatment
>better kill him because lawl
>upset you get bwoinked

>>155786118
The guy was bleeding all over the floor. Not doing everything I could to prevent human harm was violating my lawset.

>>155786216
Just have just asked who wants their dick sucked.

>>155786384
What?

>>155786216
The borg could of been pulling him to get help. Just going LEL DAT HARM THO and killing the other borg does nothing but waste time while a human is harmed to death.

Should of flashed the other borg and pulled the human to medbay if you wanted to do anything, dumbass.

>>155786519
He's meming you

>>155786216
Unless you instantly killed the borg, how could killing it possibly have been to prevent human harm? Killing it should take quite a lot longer than just getting the human it was carrying. Am I missing something?

>>155786815
>flashed
For context, it was a combat borg if that helps any.

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>that sweet Catarthic feeling when you have Genetics turn you back into a human and you staff of change the Wiz apprentices into monkeys

No better feeling

>Captain points to "her" tits
I just saw this out of nowhere while observing what the fuck

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>2016
>Still not AE86/Skyline/Ricemobile sprite for the GoKart


>>155785605
t. reed

>>155787041
>combat borgs on Asimov
Everytime

I should have DAed that mmi. I gave it too many chances to be a fag as Anne's "dog".

>interpreting a lawset literally
>Bwoinked
This is exactly the shit I am talking about

mining mesons that only show ores when
mining should be dark and spooky

>>155785262
Intigracy is a 10/10 just for tickling my cervix.

>>155787323
Did spice things up though, to be fair.

>>155787358
aren't you seeing sj

>>155787352
It would be feature loss but cool as fuck. The roid is dark as fuck with only your lantern and helmet giving light, when the xenoarch ling comes out of the darkness it is extra spooky.

>>155787554
I don't trust spiderbots that why I let them live over and over
I wanted to put you in a radio mmi because of how often you got stomped but robo wouldn't let me have a second with you and you couldn't stop shouting.

>>155787946
I was the other roboticist, it was just funny watching him be a feckhead and scamper under Anne's skirt whenever he got got.

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Still trying my best to get good at antag in this game.

Somethings I still want to know.

How easy is it to falsify crime scenes to throw off detectives?

>Remember suit sensors
>Wear gloves
>Wash YOUR blood off everything when nessceary
>Clean off fingerprints
>Careful where you step
>Change clothing and IDs frequently if people are looking for you?


In the picture I turn a bunch of monkeys except 1 into humans then I took one human corpse away and blasted the rest with a hecate.
After the job was done I put all the gear on the corpse.
I should have mangled the corpse face for people not to recognize it shouldn't I?

Final question
When you space a person how frequently do you find their corpse coming back or someone pulling em back?

>>155788160
>captain got fed up with it screaming about its objectives and just shot it

>>155788183
As a space explorer I find bodies all the time, but they usually can't be cloned or whatever so I guess they are telling any secrets

>>155788183
Why are you doing all of this when you can just buy an ebow and an energy sword and kill everyone

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SS13 THREAD ON /V/
SMASH THAT MOTHAFUCKING PANIC BUTTON

>>155788660
The panic bunker got commented out

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>>155788282
>they usually can't be cloned or whatever
Thank you

>>155788306
I'm as robust as a baby goldfish but what I lack in robustness I more than make up for in stealth sometimes.

trying to fabricate false evidence to get someone else arrested instead of me makes the job easier

It is a very good suggestion though
Thank you

>>155788886
What I mean is they usually left the game or respawned as something else. They can be cloned if they are still around as a ghost

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>>155786027
Neither does Pomf, that's what sets them above the rest of the staff.

>>155788886
A bored doctor can clone almost anything, if the round is slow expect to have your victims brought back unless you destroy the brain.

>>155789059
>being bored and bringing a suicide back to life

Miracle of modern medicine

>>155788743
>this meme after purge day
no it's back jesus christ.

>>155789059
brains are my favorite when medbay is slow. I get to pick what body I put them into and then defib because cloning is for suckers

>>155788660
egads! how are we, such superior beings, ever be able to cope with maybe one new stranger showing up?!

>>155788993
>>155789059
I see so its not a guarantee but there is a decent probability.

I guess most people just go for beheads then run off with the heads?

>>155788886
If you truly want to make someone irrecoverable you must destroy their brain.
If you truly want to make someone irrecognisable you must destroy their ID and head.

>>155789245
>If you truly want to make someone irrecognisable you must destroy their ID and head.
Oh and husk the body, of course. Else they can just get DNA off it.
Toss ID + body + head under a moving shuttle or use polyacid for maximum effect.

>>155789314
Don't forget to check the cloning console for backups

>>155787041
>>155787176
>combat borg on asimov
>AI begging you to change your module to something not combat
>"oh, I think i can prevent harm better this way"
You should be silicon banned, desu.

>>155789210
Here is the thing, the station gets worse at everything when there is chaos. So if you are taking your sweet time planning out your capers and nothing else is happening, everyone will have nothing better to do than figure out what is going on. On the other hand a single bomb in medbay can cause enough havoc to let you get away with anything even if you were pretty sloppy with it. After all it doesn't matter if you just fucking leave a guy dead in medbay lobby if most of medbay and their stuff is destroyed.

>>155789245
>destroy their ID
How do you destroy IDs?

I remember playing a round and the captains ID was fine after a meteor shower but the captain himself was gibbed in 2-3 hits.

>>155789163
Brain transplant clone wouldn't restore the identity anyway.

>>155789525
I believe you're wrong, but it's been a while, so I can't say for sure.

>>155789464
I literally was in robotics and asked for a reset you doublenigger but I wasn't getting one because the robotics was too busy building a fucking machine

>>155789564
It is specifically head transplant clone that restores the old identity, everything else fucks it up unless you lift their looks from the old corpse.

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>>155788282 >>155788886
Corpses husk at 200 burn damage.
Space is cold enough to cause burns.

>>155789594
Print one yourself and get some other shitlord to put it in you.
You can unlock and open your own cover.

>>155789703
Why the fuck should an asimov borg ever listen to the AI anyway?

>>155789843
Because it literally says 'YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE AI'. You're his hands. A human gives you an order, and you execute it as you see fit. If the AI you're slaved to tells you to execute it differently, you do it as he says.
On asimov you listen first to humans, then to the AI, then to yourself.

>>155789843
They are slaved by default to round start AIs

>>155789843
Because borgs are metaphorically fueled by valids and the AI tells the borgs who the valids are and where.

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>>155789059
>unless you destroy the brain.
Brain Cake still working as a brain when?

>>155789973
What does being slaved mean? I don't see anything in the asimov lawset. Is this some imaginary sky wizard metarule?

>>155790302
You have a master, it tells you this before showing you your laws

>>155790302
Trying poking around inside a borg some time.

>LawSync: If this light is on, it means that any laws uploaded to the AI are also uploaded to the cyborg. The cyborg cannot be given different laws to the AI as long as this is on. This light will turn off if the AI Link light is off, regardless of wire status.
>>Pulsing does nothing.
>>Cutting will do nothing, as long as the AI link light is on. If the AI link light is off, cutting and then turning the AI link back on will cause the cyborg to be slaved to an AI, but not synced with it's laws.
>>Mending this wire will turn the LawSync light back on as long as the AI link light is also on. The cyborg will then resume syncing with the AI's laws. If the AI link light is off, mending this will turn the light on, only for it to turn off again.

>AI Link: If this light is on, it shows that the Cyborg is slaved to an AI and must follow that AI's orders.
>>Pulsing this wire allows you to pick an AI for the cyborg to be slaved to if there are multiple AIs. If there is only one AI, pulsing this will simply turn it on and slave the cyborg to it, if it is off.
>>Cutting this wire will cause the Cyborg to be unslaved from the AI and bound only by it's laws. This also turns off LawSync, as the cyborg has no AI to sync to.
>>Mending this wire does nothing. You need to pulse it to reconnect it to an AI.

>>155790369
Okay, but if I have a law that contradicts an order from my master, where does the priority fall?

>>155790504
Laws always go above AI orders.

>>155790504 Fuck if I know, ahelp it?
I doubt you'll get consistent answers.

>>155790504
Follow the AI when asked, but don't break your laws

this on juke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjMqT9UT7fI

>>155790101
Eating a brain cake allowing you to almost hear what the brains owner's ghost is saying when?

>>155790504
Laws override everything.
If asimov or any lawset where you accept commands, then commands from humans/whoever are next.
Then comes the AI's call to boss you around. If the AI you're linked to gives you an order that doesn't conflict with your laws or an order from someone your laws say to obey, you then follow the AI.
After that is up to you, if you have no laws commanding you, no crew telling you what to do, and no AI bossing you around, then you have free time to do whatever you like.

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>Forgot to disable random events
>Huge meteor storm hits right as I'm about to bus
>Shuttle called
>Rods sent

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>>155778203
>mfw my character only gets noticed when she murders people.

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can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown

>browsing youtube for spess music
>see LOTGH in my feed, dont watch anime
>only thing i've done recently is look up a few songs by the Wolfe Tones

why does youtube think I'm celt


Also, what music do you listen to while playing spessmens?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFkGjEut9U4
That shit right there is what I usually listen to.
tldr; Post spessmen music.

>>155793608
What, the game?

>>155793608
i remember being at your position, many years ago.

>what the fuck are these shitty graphics?
>not even a walking animation!
>why does it lag if i right click things?
>how do i switch hands?
>wtf this guy just killed me! What is ocky?
>why is there a clown?

now i'm a veteran spaceman who still hates the game but plays it constantly.

>>155670734
No I didn't.

>>155792406
>>>>>>>>she

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>>155793608
because the game is easy to pick up, takes very little time to learn the basics, but at the same time is entertaining enough to keep people playing after 4 or more years send help I want off this ride

>>155794574
The character is female, anon

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Irregular reminder to gas the vox
Race war now

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>Surfer didn't get raped

>>155797413
he tried to though

Is setting people up for crimes they ddin't commit as nonantag fine, if the people you do it to have bothered you in some way?

>>155797413
>wanting to rape a hairy bloke from Lancashire
>wanting to rape anyone, for that matter
I thought /vg/ was a Christian board. I don't like them either, but rape is extreme.

>>155798630
Rape them all
t. deadpoo

>>155799392
did anyone pastebin all the rapes?

>>155795556
>>>>>>>>>female

>>155793608
run and dont look back. Go away before its too late

>>155781685
Geoff I presume? Seems suspicious when the cmo was hacking doors

>>155797413
>it's a surfer posts about themselves in the third person episode

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>>155799704
>the character
the correct the record shills put more effort into shitposting than you do

>>155800035
NT only hires males

>>155800085
Do you have a single fact to back that up

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I want to die

>>155793608
Is this how low we've sunk? /trash/ memes?

>>155800591
>only one hotdog
do you want to talk about it?

>>155800826
We need 2 hot dogs.

>>155800591
is that ice, black pepper, and a hotdog in a bowl?

>>155800028
You know it isn't her

>>155800591
I want you to die, too.

>>155800318
The one woman that used to play on vg is gone now
Thank God, nobody misses SNORE-ena

>>155794532
>not even a walking animation!
Didn't a Russian spess server add walking animations?

>>155801371
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

>>155802443
What'd she do to make you so mad? Surfer is good for a new tag. Just be happy for a change

>>155804324
kILL HER.

>>155801881
Bullying awkward nerds and mentally ill trannies gets boring after a while, you know?

>>155804427
>>155804324
Now let's cross the streams. What does Morena think of Surfer?

>>155804532
Tried to erp with her, got rejected and quit /vg/

t. Morena expert

>>155801881
I miss her, she stopped talking to me and is now gone forever. She was a good friend.

>>155804324
self-shilling in thread constantly and doesn't know shit all.

>>155804590
>rejected shiggy
>rejected spergay
>rejected by sj
>rejected by surfer
>quits
it all returns to nothing

With the age of waifus coming to an end, what are the husbandos to look for

>>155804979
>rejected by surfer
She doesn't have a choice if she has no limbs.

>>155805116
Not telling! Get your own!

>>155805116
Juan Conrad

>>155805116
Harvey! But he's mine!

>>155804830
What kind of good friend stops talking to you?

>>155805116
The Green haired Devil!

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>>155805153
>mfw someone cut off all of surfers limbs every round on purge
>mfw no one wanted to touch her past that

>>155805768
All my friends have, it's all I know.

>>155805116
Who are the best husbandos, if any, in:
Security:
Engineering:
Science:
Service:
Medical:
Cargo:
Misc/greyshirt:

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>>155805852
Torso Boy

>>155805852
That really shows the quality of the community

>>155805862
Morena is the type of person that is completely pathetic in real life, but is also nasty in the core. So instead of being pathetic and then kind, she'll manipulate and make fun of people online. Shell act how she sees bitches acting in real life, because her childlike mentality makes her think that's how you're not pathetic. Instead she is pathetic and an attention whore. By the time she realizes this, shell be in her fourties and she'll have missed out on most her life and either kill her self or wallow in misery and adopt 10 cats. It's a real shame. I am so confident in this I'll attach my name to it.

t. Surfer Girl

>Round duration 6 hours
What?

>>155805835
Why do they call him that anyway?

>>155806236
Morena is a man

>>155806534
We don't even know who is this guy anyway

>>155806534
>>155806534
He stole their heart

I want to permabrig Emilia!

>>155806687
The only green haired static I can think of is ricky sticky.

>>155806635
Yvonne is now Ivan?

>>155807046
It's not the slime fucker.

>Zombies can make corpses into more zombies, and can force open doors

Terrifying

>>155807175
Then who?

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What a good round of dwarf

>>155807341
>Six hours of borer
I love borer but maybe I'mma take a break from it for a few days after that. Did get to help out a fair few people though, and once some more borers got into the round time started flying. It was a pretty fun round of dwarf.

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>>155807341

>accidentally push HoS to low in job prefs.
>get forced into the role because no other heads
>end up have to pseudo-captain for the entire 6 hour dorf round.

Whew. That is all I have to say. Thanks everyone for not being shitters. That was 6 hours as HoS without needing to fire a single taser or arrest a single person. We also did awesome build-wise.

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>>155807487

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>>155807621

PomfGenie comes to you and says you have 3 wishes, he can only fufill ss13 related wishes though.

>>155808435
give me the slice of life ss13 rounds and make them real

>>155807328
Maybe it's jamarion graham
But he's a piece of shit so I doubt it

I enjoyed that, I learned a lot about the game, and I was talked out of releasing the zombies, only for some madman to come along and open it anyway.

It was really good fun for dead hours.

>>155808663
Maybe it's some Miner or Engineer guy, and we just don't know his hair color because most of the time the head is covered by the helmet.

I have a new pairing after that dorf round. I dunno how they actually feel about each other, but their must be something given how close they were acting.

>>155780497
Sauce?

Noir stopping you from seeing wire colors when?

>>155810265
Noir just means you're caught up in a world of moral doubt as the stark, cynical protagonist

It doesn't mean you're retarded

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>>155810718
>It doesn't mean you're retarded
I don't follow, you would still be able to hack by position.

Waifu dream team?

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>>155811580
c >>155778261

Make your character if you like, I find this stuff a lot of fun.

http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator

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>155813694 kys

>>155807341

It was cool being able to have that glitch which let mmi's being transferred to mechs be able to hear dead chat. Felt like the ambassador of the ghosts.

>>155811580
Every one of them is shit.
I will never notice any of them until they get robust.

>>155807518

Needed about 50 more phazon mechs.

>>155808417
hahaha, shit, my salty deadchat typing is horrid. Thanks, whoever you are.

>>155808435
I want him to give me glorious sec rounds more often and not just smokescreen shitters blocking stealth murderers

I want advanced cams fixed

And I want necromorph gamemode

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Cyborgs a cute!
C.U.T.E!

>Samuel "Luckiest Guy of spess" Keeper

>be qm with additional privileges
>fastforward to 6 minutes until shuttle arrives
>samuel comes
>shoots ebow
>deflects due to ablatative
>hits samuel
>take his ebow

>come back from a year long break from spess
>first round back is fucking dorf admin bus
>badass
>panic and run around with fellow scientists to pack up all out shit
>busy builder bees for the next hour or so
>decide to explore asteroid, see what's new
>A fucking firebird.png
>explore space and die to russians
>come back as borer and chat with a few people until i have to leave
It's always nice coming back to cool things like this, thanks guys!

>>155815425
Love you too, faggot!

>>155815486
Like clockwork :,)

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>>155815614
*Cockwork

>>155814773
Is that a prostate stimulator on its back?

>>155815614
>tfw no clockcult

>>155815851
>tfw no cockcult

>join late game
>directly autotraitored
>target hand teleporter and escaping, i think i got this
>guy who tried to steal caps shit gets caught by AI, sec officers and engineer prepare to open the door to teleporter room
>think that this could be it, plan on snatching it but a officer does it first
>later get a borer and plan on getting the hand teleporter from security in the evidence room
>everything goes fine, but sec is openly emagged now from maint to evidence room
>sec scouting, worry and place all my antag stuff into a toolbox at escape
>borer wants me to kill the cmo because he called him brain cancer
>chlorale him and get him to virology to space him, all going good
>suddently ai woke up and saw the stuff going on, a sec officer comes in
>i try to play it off as a joke, i had no items which would prove me as traitor so it was worth the shot
>tases me and places me cuffed into medbay patient room and puts all my stuff in a locked locker
>try breaking that window leading out with stuff in the room, nothing works
>realize that the fucking closet is actually not locked open up and escape in disposal
>work my way out of disposals with my borerbro, we get out at the end and i want to pick up my shit
>someone has taken the toolbox, fuck
>borer suggests me going on a killing spree for one last time, go ask guy at science for a gun and get a ebow
>first guy i have shot was >>155815129
>he tries to shoot me and gets me to crit while borer does everything he can, cmo dragging me around medbay for some reason
>get dragged to the bar, shot to crit again and then someone disposals me thinking that i am dead
>when i get at cargo, i see the cmo at the window already, then ai opens custodial room for some reason, escape there and uncuff
>braindead janitor in the room, take his id and janicart. had no more time to get my valid so i just escape to a pod
>chilling with the ai on a intercomm as i try to realize how many times i just escaped

it could have gone so easily

>>155805768
>recently stopped talking to all of my friends so I can kill myself in peace
>read this
>guilt twinge

This is fine.

Somebody fill me in on these dank clown memes, I missed it

>missed tinky AND dorfs
I should just stop leaving the house.

>>155816934
>tfw had to leave halfway through dorfs but they were just starting to build dorms so I just lay on the floor and let them build it around me

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>>155816934
>tfw

>teeg gets shitty ligger legs
>shitty liggers use them
>no shoes in return for dank memes
>tator tot
>get picked up by ligger cop
>steps on glass and falls over
>run off and escape

It's the little things in life

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>>155816934

spicy

>>155817082
We tucked you in brah

>>155817706
Cute

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>>155813694

>>155817515
Liggers ruined TG, it's amazing how much alien races can ruin a codebase.

>>155817857
Stay away from me you fucking weirdo

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>>155813694
ice creem

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>>155813694

>>155815668
You're not robust enough to handle it, anon.

Somebody post the don't tell Chase story again, I need a laugh.

Talk about me and you'll ressurect me from the grave, my spies are everywhere.
>>155804532
Surfer has a dumb name and I had like one interact with them and they were a dumb, new player. I don't care for them, they just seemed new.
>>155804590
Quality meme, I love ERPing with everyone.
>>155806236
Hiya. It's not nice to talk shit about someone you barely know. I am not a nasty person at all, unless given a reason to be. You could probably talk to any one who's had a private talk with me and you'd discover that.
Plus my mom is allergic to cats so I'll never own one otherwise she can't visit.

>>155820979
How does it feel "ironically" being an attentionwhore?

>>155820979
Morena baby for your own sake stay away.

Don't come back just because Intigracy told you people were talking about you. Give it a few months of nothing and if you still want to return just quietly play.

>>155820979
>it's someone pretends to be a attention whore in order to fan the flames of an attention whore that isn't taking the bait episode

I'm [insert_ckey_here] ask me anything

>>155821107
I'm okay, if people want to talk about me I must be interesting or something so I guess that's cool. I don't ask for it, Haven't even been here for a day or two or been relevent for like a few weeks and it still happens so!
>>155821324
I haven't spoke to anyone from the server in a while, I actually came in to look for a funny greentext before I slept, I've always been a lurker.
Me and Milky never really spoke either.
>>155821359
Oh it's actually me, I'm watching the simpsons in bed.

>>155821359
no its real because i want it to be

>>155821487
How do you feel about favorite_job?

>>155821515
lol it can't be you then simpsons isn't on and it's not late enough to sleep

>>155821487
One way Heroics+ or Mystery Chronicals One Way Heroics?

>>155821640
No it's her, morena's only activity was laying in bed watching the simpsons.

>>155821640
Bitch don't play, it's 7 and i've been up since 4am. Plus I'm a brit, simpsons is on sky1. It's the mary poppins episode, after this is the poochy one.

Who are some good, underrated players that aren't attentionwhores?

>>155821928
Not you.

>>155821928
You.

>>155821832
What's your favourite nick cage movie?

>>155821928
The Green haired Devil.

>>155821928
Me.
Does this make me an attention whore?

>>155821832
why aren't you cleaning your room

>>155822180
Too many damned green hairs now I was one of the first and it hurts

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>>155814773
CUTE BORGS

>>155822080
Con Air, it's my favourite. I do a lot of July 14 posting everywhere, I think it's fun. I get to see my daddy for the first time ever on July 14.
Make a move and the bunny gets it.
>>155822234
I cleaned up a little earlier, put away all the clothes I had laying around, organised my closets, moved some shoes around...

>>155822234
She's too busy cleaning my Dick with her mouth

Which of course means it's a lie am I'm just a boy wishing for a qt girlfriend or even friend I just want someone to talk to why does nobody like me holy shit in so lonely waifus are all I have when will Angelite come back? I need to ser her now.

>admins getting banned and deadminned
Who's next?

>>155820979
I wasn't going to respond because I don't care, but incase your feelings are hurt
>>155806236
isn't Surfer. I do think you need to stop replying to posts though, it's pretty obnoxious.

>>155822180
What hairstyle do they even use?
I might dye my shit black or brown.

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>>155822874
I'm lurking anon. I'm shaking off my overwhelming reluctance to keep playing, but I also feel it's a bad idea.

>>155822874
Probably shouldn't make remarks about your dick for no reason then for a first step

How do shitters like this exist.
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=3055
How the Fuck do you get permabanned from 3 servers?

And who is this gef21 shitter meming in the forum trying to be the next memebones

>>155823173
Stop playing then, the spark will come back eventually

if this really is Morena posting in the thread trying to convince us she's not a terrible person, she should try deleting her forum shitposts first, literally a cunt.

>>155823304
>unban this guy and perma celt
I don't understand all this celt hate

>>155823001
Was more of a general remark, I don't care about them really, I mean they don't affect my life in the slightest.
Anyway I know it is, and it makes people angry for no reason, which is why I do it, all they have to do is not start in the first place, made this clear so many times. Anyway I will ween myself off the thread and then I won't be here at all so, look forward to it!
I went to play WoW for a month a bit once, it was kinda sad seeing people talk about me still 3 weeks after my last appearence.
>>155823598
What forum posts?

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Vote in the BayDay poll, a 24 hour event of high to

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=3051

>>155823598
>you don't agree with me so it must be a shitpost

Just found us from reddit/TG station or something?
Better start manning up if you want to get as robust as us

>>155823598
>it's a shitposter hates forumposters episode.

Who else do you hate, pain? solarious? NUKE? Probe1? rip probe

>>155823834
>it makes people angry for no reason, which is why I do It

That's incredibly childish. Really I don't know you or the people who attack you, but I'm just letting you know. Not healthy. Enjoy your WoW!

>>155824258
nope they're all great, most of em don't have an overbearing sense of self-importance.

>>155824536
you're great too

Geneticist needs some rework. They spend an entire round playing an equivalent of an arcade game to unlock the good stuff which they won't be able to use, beacuse the "Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station". There is already an rng at the radiation, and another at actual activation. Just allow us to directly put in the desired block number.
Xenoarch is in a similiar situation.

>>155824464
It is childish, but so are they. Without any prompt they throw heat at me, i'm returning the favour.
And oh, I'm not playing WoW any more, I lost interest. Reading lots of things lately.

>>155824825
Nice blog, but how do I unsubscribe?

>>155824825
no one gives a shit take your crybaby ass back to tumblr

>>155824860
Stop coming here
Don't have to take part in the general to play ss13 and enjoy that
People who come to the general are generally interested in the community around the game

>>155824997
Morena isn't the community, they're just some shitposting attentionwhore who doesn't even play anymore, I'm not interested in their stupid life

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>tfw have mained sec for a year and a half now, but change my statics so often i'll never get recognition for my deeds

>>155824997
Is the general thread your personal tumblr blog now?
Did /ss13 general/ become /morena general/?

>>155825076
More of a part of the community than you though

>>155825090
If you were part of sec last round, good work

>>155825215
I was the boss

>>155825175
Except that's not even true