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Previous: >>155715069
Second for OH, AMP IT UP
>that fat ana
lmao
>that tranny mercy
typical mercy
poor seagull
Fareeha Amari!
>that Asian Devil Mercy
CUTE AS FUCK
7th for seagull is a cutie
;3
>>155736872
/overwatchopen
>tfw "pros" spaghetti when no aimbot
>>155737069
what does this mean
>>155737069
i don't get it
Shimadas
>>155737073
Why is there no Oyakodo with her and her mom?
>It's a Reaper is cute episode
S76 buff when?
How many months till Overwatch esports is dead?
>>155737157
>>155737184
standing as far away as he can
>>155737134
>taimou missing 90% of shots all tourney
>about to lose
>suddenly hitting every shot
>>155737297
Next month
Is he this pissy when he's streaming?
>that Valkyrie Mercy
Ahh eww.
>>155737228
>>155737297
never, they still push hots
I hope everyone is still hyped for Sombra! Just look at how close we are.
>>155737330
H-he just got his second wind is all
>>155736747
without thanks
>>155736794
>gold on objective time and kills
>not playing objective
wew
>>155736753
full image has a hint of a dildo in reaper's ass
why do they show group b semis before group a LB finals?
>>155737297
until blizzard dies, blizz still funds HoTS tournaments for fucks sake
>>155737368
>Mercy in general
Yuck
>>155737228
that's completely out of character
Someone tell me how to play Solider 76.
Are C9 going to choke hard again
>>155737370
Reaper is the #1 dad. Prove me wrongPro tip - you can't
>>155737368
devil Mercy was a cute tho
>>155737513
>Pick Soldier
>Repick to a McCree
There, that's how you play Soldier.
>>155737513
pick mccree
>>155737598
I mean he does put his hand out
I'd probably have done the same
Is Ana and Widowmaker too skinny to easily one shot with Roadhog properly? It always feel like they can escape after the hook.
>>155737513
You deal damage and activate your autowinrepick
>>155737453
Because they don't want nrg and liquid to play 3 times a day.
>>155737550
Surefour is such a fucking manlet
>>155737598
Honestly, it could have been worse.
>>155737541
guess
>>155737494
Goes to show how little you know about him
>>155737273
>S76 buff when?
Hopefully soon along with Widow for live.
>>155736872
He looks so fucking sweaty and greasy. I bet he washes his hair once a year and pisses in bottles while he watches samurai animu in his dark room all day. If I was like that and had a popular younger brother I'd go full beta uprising on him too.
>>155737706
He's like 5'8" ish.
Average
>>155737694
You can, but you need to move closer to them during the hook animation so that they are very close to you. Tracer and Lucio get pulled closer to you than other characters.
Who is the confirmed gay character?
>>155737703
76
>Gets his home destroyed and 'family' killed
Reaper
>picks up homeless kids on the streets and gives them a future
>left handshake
I got creeped out just watching that
>>155737880
You
>>155737060
>>155737880
you
>>155737821
>Hanzo's neck
>that jaw
>those cheekbones
On the down low Hanzo was a pussymonster.
Genji was a little faggot and most likely a bottom.
>>155737791
only if she gets a new skin that's not blue
>>155737880
you
>>155737880
I hear OP is a fag
>>155737967
>that absolutely disgusting artstyle
>>155737880
You
>>155737713
surefour getting literally no kills right now lmfao
>>155737967
what's korean for daddy
>>155738016
Yeah but he's clearly autistic and has no social skills or personal hygiene.
At least he improved after he rekt his brother. Though he still acts autistic.
I want to impregnate Mercy
https://a.pomf.cat/yxztzl.mp3
>always thought Seagull didn't use a facecam like everyone else because he was based
>turns out its because hes butt-fucking-ugly
>>155738067
what year is it
>>155737880
ur mom
>>155737880
>>155737821
He'd be pretty smokin without the retarded sasuke bangs and out of place jaw.
>>155738234
she absorbs the fetus to stay young
>Surefour actually playing well
cool
>>155738248
>https://a.pomf.cat/yxztzl.mp3
what is this shit
>Big Overwatch tournament
Hearthstone tournament doubles the numbers
Dota 2 equals Overwatch's numbers when only 1 streamer is on.
This pretty much confirms that OW esports is dead on arrival, right?
>>155738259
You think Seagull has atleast kissed a girl?
>>155738452
all heroes have a heavy breathing thing they do when their health is critical
>>155738318
>3 DPS, all flankers
>2 Defense, both snipers
This team comp makes me mad, even in a joke.
>>155738024
>new skin
>not blue
Her non-blue skins are alright but more blue pls for the Smug Queen.
>>155738452
It's probably Mei's heavily wounded breathing, all characters have this.
wtf that reaper aiming all over the place
>>155737967
yes I understand there is only one gay character
>60+ hours of pure Zenyatta playtime going for the Rapid Discord trophy
>still don't have it
>mfw
I honestly think the developers were drunk or on drugs when they thought this one up.
>>155737967
I'm pretty sure Soldier is old enough to be Hana's grandfather, let alone dad.
>>155738589
Not gonna lie, Tracer doing that gasp when she takes a big hit makes me rock hard
>>155738507
ofc he has, popular twitch streamers make a lot of money and internet sluts latch onto that cashcow quickly
>>155738479
It's boring to watch, non-players really don't understand what the fuck is going on and the game itself is 10% mechanical skill, 40% class matchup and 50% "Press Q to win".
>>155738479
Well hearthstone tournament is the finals finals and it is not double in number. That is actually pretty terrible numbers for a hearthstone final
>>155738578
i just want an Origins skin
>>155738589do you have widows or d.va
>>155738118
>dva looks korean like she should
>disgusting artstyle
>>155738705
I almost got it yesterday but wasn't paying attention
Try it in comp, when you have a Zarya and a Pharah on your team, I'm sure you know where I'm getting at
>>155738371
Why is his hand so big?
>>155738479
FPS's are a fucking snorefest to watch
>>155738662
template
>>155738710
Good
is surefour cheating?
it looks like it to me
>>155738403
>Mercy keeps asking you to impregnate her so she stays young forever
>>155738781
Bug eyed gooks look ugly.
Wide eye D.va is better
>>155737967
i dont get it
Surefour is too good
>>155738864
>>155738615
Your anal virginity
>>155738929
I appreciate that in a lot of 76 porn he still wears his visor.
Can never be too careful I guess.
>>155738710
He's 50 so yeah I guess
>>155738705
I don't bother going after cheevos
All the ones I've gotten are just incidental
next years summer skins should be swimwear
>>155738507
>>155737184
>>155737069
>>155737598
slow mo
>>155738929
>Reaver just spaghettis and miss all of his shots on the reaper.
>>155739103
>>155739103
>left
i don't think he even went for a handshake there and seagull is just obligatory awkward
So when is Blizzard banning all the pros for aimbotting?
>>155737598
>>155739103
>using your left hand to shake
tsk
>>155739283
When Valve does
>that fucking Jewfro on that guy
>>155739103
Why is Dave Chapelle hosting a TF2 competition?
>>155738479
Good, e-sports is what is killing gaming
>>155739283
Unless Overwatch reaches the Starcraft in South Korea levels of popularity as an e-sport, they are not gonna care
>>155739103
>>155739168
Yes they can, you're just a dirty boyslut.
>>155738864
>>155739103
>>155739103
>this level of autism
>>155738768
https://youtu.be/vO8TRGaqM9I?t=6m58s
>>155739576
I'm so fucking pissed at this polygamy ship.
>>155739103
>that flimsy gay ass handshake
What the actual fuck
>>155739136
good taste
>>155739813
Sharing is caring anon.
>>155739576
>no eye tattoo
kek that's someones OC
>>155739813
Because it gets in the way of generic yaoi polt #3 subsection A, former friends are now enemies, or because it obstructs generic hetero plot #2, subsection B, old close friends with UST?
>>155738248
>M-Muh dick
Why anon
I really want to play competitive, all qp matches are just absolute retarded garbage
All I'm worried about myself being shit, I want to main supports such as Lucio or Zen. Is the "skill level" how much higher in comp?
>>155739103
>>155737069
>>155737598
>that awkwardness
Oh god how does one avoid being like this?
>>155740024
>that horse face fucked up mercy source face model
every time
>>155740323
Hang out with your friends more.
Generally, just get out of your comfort zone often.
>>155740167
You get complete spastics all the way up to diamond. There's nothing to worry about.
>making me lead the charge
>making me be the only person that's pushing the objective
>making me try to hold it alone
>AS ZENYETTA
There's nothing tranquil about this shit god dammit.
>>155740167
Skill level relative to what?
Are people more skilled in comp? Depends on where you are in quick and how good you are personally. The biggest difference is that people tend to give more of a shit about winning, and the hero limit makes a huge difference if you haven't dealt with it before. Just do your ten placements and see if you prefer it, no need to ask us.
>>155740024
I agree
>>155740323
if you don't go out and socialize with people you will have problems reading basic body movement cues
it's just a skill like any other, you learn by practicing
>>155738248
I am very aroused right now
do you think 76 can aimbot when he ejaculates
I don't even know what is going on but I want the tumblr shipper and erp fags to leave
>>155740496
>>155738804
Won't work. I'm in high Diamond, the enemy team always has a Zenyatta ult/Lúcio ult/other ults ready whenever our Zarya or Mei uses hers. I feel I have more luck in Quick Play where all the players are bad and the stars just allign sometime and I get lucky when our team randomly wipes theirs.
>>155739062
It's the only one I'm missing.
>that aim snap by surefour
what
>>155740584
Probably. I wonder what voice line he uses when he cums.
>>155740653
I'm at 3700, you just need to force Zen to use his ult first, Lucio's ult does nothing vs Zarya/Pharah combo
Patience is key, god damn that fucking achievement is horrid
>>155737967
why are lucios fingernails painted
where da /owg/ vs /owg/ custom matches @
>>155740849
We still need that waifufags vs husbandofags one.
>>155740849
no one wants to do them, i've tried setting them up before.
>defend volskaya a
>zarya has 100 energy almost constantly
>teammates cry when she has a graviton 40 seconds in because they keep feeding her energy
>defend b
>sitting on point with mercy and roadhog
>mccree, genji, and zenyatta decide to push out and fight their entire team
>they all die instantly without getting a single kill
>we're left 3v6
>game ends
>had gold damage as reinhardt
get me out of elo hell
half the pre-mades in QP are pants on head retarded
>played with a nerd that kept calling other nerd "senpai" in voice chat
I know you're here
Are people always using their mic in comp?
>>155740957
I WANT TOKISSD.VA'SLIPS[/spoiler[
EXI carries Method
Aimbot carries cloud9
>I NEED HEALING
>I NEED HEALING
>I NEED HEALING
>proceeds to run away well out of range of the objective and break line of sight
>dies
>"shit Zenyetta"
Which character/characters do you want a short for next?
>>155740998
Quick Play is filled with retards. Everytime you call them out, they just say "it's qp, faggot go play comp. qp means I can be a retarded faggot."
>Hanzo mains everywhere
>no one plays healer
>fags that all want to play dps and get as many kills as possible
>everyone runs in alone and never coordinates
>blame the healer when you lose
>>155740971
Don't play Rein if you want to climb. Play Tracer or McCree.
>>155741302
these faggots
>>155741302
Fareeha.
>>155741302
Mei
After Lijiang and Nepal, I would love to see these two teams have to finish out on eichenwalde
>>155740849
I'm convinced people here don't actually play the game. They just get carried up to diamond to be able to brag, then post shit in here all day.
>>155741309
Just like gold and platinum
>>155741302
JUNKRAT AND ROADHOG MISADVENTURES
>>155741309
>tfw trying to grind QP levels so i can play comp
>tfw only lvl 13
i literally may just drop this game before i even get there
>>155737598
>tfw you realize if you were in seagull's place, you would have gone for the hand shake as well
fuck
where's the nearest noose?
>>155741302
D.va
I'm interested in more info on the giant Omnic, but I know it will be about her acting career.
holy shit
this thread is literally tumblr: general
>>155741309
>>everyone runs in alone
i hate this shit, i get that it's qp but suiciding is completely retarded
are you ready to apologize to reaver
>>155740820
Alright, because you say so I'll try my luck in ranked again for a bit. I'm really nearing the end of my patience though, 60+ hours Zenyatta playtime only and I got 3 Discord assists in 5 seconds and 4 Discord assists in 7-8 seconds 15+ times
And yeah, I have absolutely no idea what they were thinking with this one. Anyone with more than like 5 hours of experience with the game and Zenyatta (which I take it every developer has) knows how extremely, ridiculously difficult it is to get. It really makes me question they way they designed the game.
>play qp all day because i'm with friends
>can finally play comp
>blizzard servers gets fucked up
>lose ranks
>>155741657
what do you expect when it's a game that is built on diversity and baiting out "ships"?
>>155740849
Why don't we have a list of all the players already ? Nobody wants to post tags or what ?
>>155741615
D.Va become an actor after she was already a famous pro gamer/mech pilot
>>155741302
mercy or d.va
>>155741309
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749325834?page=1
>>155741692
They were supposed to be extending the achievement time, but apparently not
iirc it was with the patch they completely buffed up Zen
>>155741302
Pharah
>>155741302
McCree. Pls Blizz.
>>155741370
>>155739103
Why do I do this to myself? Why am I a healslut?
>>155741465
Eichenwalde IS the third map
>>155741692
From what gaimu is this?
>>155741287
>defending gibraltar as ana
>friendly genji keeps going well beyond the enemy team, always out of my line of sight, and dies repeatedly
>use my ult at least 2 times on our reinhardt before they push our shit in to the final checkpoint
>never hear our genji ult or see his ult ready in the scoreboard, meaning he's not even doing damage
>on last checkpoint, enemies closing in
>genji has his ult ready and presses Z
>power up the reinhardt again out of spite
>it's a 'teenager gets mad over voice and stutters and calls you a faggot episode'
my favorite
Is it easy to get diamond in this game or is everyone on here just really good?
>>155742008
Pretty sure that's Zero Time Dilemma.
is this fucking real? this is EU PC, i'm queuing alone. it's fucking PEAK. TIME. right now
>>155741853
Yeah that was false. The only thing they did then was make the orb travel faster to the target.
In the newest PTR update though it says they "Fixed a time calculation issue that was causing Zenyatta's “Rapid Discord” achievement to be more difficult than intended". Not sure what that will do.
>>155742008
Zero Time Dilemma.
>>155741761
if I were to post my tag I'd get made fun of for being high gold/low plat despite still having less than 50 hours in game
>>155742104
you just think it's easy because the only people who show their rank or talk about it are diamond+
>>155741302
Mei
>>155741923
That was just one bit of the trailer for everyone.
We need a Pharah CGI, and showing her without armor, pls.
>>155742104
I'd say it's easy based on my experience, but a lot of people I know have struggled to even get close to Diamond so who knows. I've had trouble reaching Master though, can't seem to get the winstreaks going.
>come back from a trip
>rank has degraded to exactly 3000
>win and get 50 whole points
well okay then
>>155741849
What the fuck is this shit?
>>155741917
If not for my sweaty Pharah boner, I would surely go mad.
>>155742283
This degrading rank thing is bullshit. We can't all be NEETs who play every single day.
As someone who played a lot of Tribes and did plenty of jumping in TF2 I can say Pharah has great mobility.
It's high level aim that brings her downfall.
>>155742104
Diamond is top 6%, but everyone here is a nolife and the average player is horrible
>>155742165
It depends on your skill and rank.
It always tries to pair you with people the same as you.
>>155741302
I wanna see the Australians
I wanna see Zarya's backstory
I wanna see how D.va got enscripted
I wanna see Lucio vs Symmetra
I wanna see Mei's Antarctic disaster
>You are temporarily blocked from posting for violating Global 5 - NWS on Worksafe Board.
please explain, janitors? I didn't post any NSFW you nonces, i specifically cropped and blocked any genitalia.>they do it for free
>>155740998
>be the only one pushing the cart
>people complain that you're not helping them spawncamp by healing
solo q lucio is hell
>>155740653
how the shit did you get floor is lava? best i've gotten is 2 in one life
>>155741309
stuck in qp until blizzard sorts out their ddosing issues
>>155742340
You only have to play once a week, and you don't even need to win.
>>155741302
I really want a goofy Junkrat and Roadhog short. It would be a breath of fresh air from all the other fairly serious ones that've come out so far
>>155741302
2 hour movie of Reinhardt flexing
newfag here, just started to play. tried all heroes, most of them seem fun but idk what is practical against actual people and not brain-dead A.I
is there a characters that a newfag should play for gitting gud?
I just ranked in compet at 2098SR, exactly how big is my penis?
>>155741983
when did pharah become meta?
>>155742526
Just throw yourself into free play matches with any character you're interested in. You'll get better with time.
>>155742526
soldier for generic fps man
junkrat for fun defense dude
reinhardt for only actual tank
lucio for FUN
>>155741849
>going on battle.net forums
>ever
These are the same faggots who will tell you that Junkrat is trans, or that Pharah's skins are cultural appropriation. Laughing at them is like laughing at downies.
but muh impossible choke
is Pharmercy meta now?
>>155742682
>not laughing at downies
>>155742526
Go Lucio, everyone will be happy even if you're shit.
>>155739813
That's cause your taste is shit
Is there such a thing as 'too thicc'?
Holy shit C9 are fucking rolling
>>155739309
Middle East get out
how do i deal with reaper as winston? do i just accept my fate if i'm caught with jump on cd?
>>155742682
the officiasl forums are more of a shitfest than /v/
I never expected an official forum to be at this level desu
>>155742817
but people bully lucio
>>155742682
Nobody says Junkrat is trans. Stop projecting.
>>155742957
I'm from bong, who the fuck uses their left hand to shake?
>>155742897
i-is this inflation?
>>155742638
I liked the Archer. i like bows in general. his ultimate kinda bad unless you spawn kill.
The edgelord cyborg-ninja thing seem fun too. i thought i would enjoy Tracer more but honestly she isn't that impressive. maybe because i'm a newfag.
If i liked playing Pyro/Soldier/Scout/Sniper in TF2 before it turned into shit, what would feel like home for me?
>>155742784
Meh.
In the hands of non shitters then yeah their strong.
>>155740813
Smells like victory.
>>155742964
Pretty much. Drop your shield and move through that as much as you can to hopefully protect yourself until cool down or if you luckily kill him.
>>155742405
That one took the longest to get before I started attempting Rapid Discord. There are only a few places in the game where you can reasonably attempt it: on Lijiang Tower, Ilios and Nepal. Just stay near the objective and keep trying until you get lucky and 3 dumb enemies let themselves get booped off the map.
>>155740813
KIDS, EAT YOUR YOGURT
>>155742964
Yes.
If the best tank killer in the game catches you while your escape option is on cooldown, you've already fucked up.
>>155743053
Pyro? Mei, M2 is your flare after they're frozen (remember, headshots)
Soldier? Pharah, don't rocketjump, use your E
Scout? Reaper
Sniper? don't
>>155743017
I swear on my dead brother's grave that I've seen people saying that. Next time I see it I'll screeshot it.
>>155742997
Hopefully they won't if you see that you're new. I find that they bully DPS and other healers (especially Zenyatta) a lot more.
>D.Va UI bug still isn't fixed
>Game still frequently crashes on drivers that aren't the absolute latest available
>New drivers almost always reduce performance across the board because gimping cards is apparently acceptable
>Symmetra LMB still clings to allied Mei walls
>B-but Reaper's Shadow Step!!!
Time to wait for another few weeks to see if its changed
>>155738914
girls like mature men
>>155742634
just mercy+pharah surprise on first point on eichenwalde.
Method wasn't ready to look up until it was too late. shock and awe
>>155741923
>JUSTICE RA- AAAUUGH
>>155742526
I'd recommend Reaper. Very low skill floor, yet he's the most popular DPS in pro games.
>>155742537
You are fairly below average.
>>155743178
Jack Morrison truly provides a great example for kids. He eats his yogurt every night!
>>155743310
pharah has been used on every payload map so far
>>155743256
are you talking about the screen going black with the warning symbol randomly when you're out of D.va's mech?
>>155742634
She was for a while after the Mercy, Hanzo, and Mei buffs, but many of the other meta heroes, McCree in particular and Winston to an extent, generally do too well against her.
>>155743414
Whats the average?
>>155743198
Fair enough but so what?
Does anyone else feel like Mei's ult is horribly overpowered? The character herself is fine aside from that, but her ult just covers a far bigger area than it should.
It basically protects an entire point for a good 10 seconds.
>>155742590
>can't heal because I'm either being focused by snipers and flankers
>can't heal because my team is scattered around the map treating it like a death match
I need to git gud so I can stop with qp.
>>155743256
>New drivers almost always reduce performance across the board because gimping cards is apparently acceptable
Nvidia user I assume? Just stop downloading new drivers if the old ones work.
>>155738924
>Meihem
>Please don't
Opinion discarded
>>155743196
lel, i played sniper only in highlanders/6v6 as second class. guess people really hate snipers here.
is Reaper and the Archer considered useful?
>>155743561
Mei is a bullshit character in every way, so yes
>>155743278
source?
>>155743557
Because it's fucking cancer and if you can't see that you're part of the problem.
>>155743465
>Randomly
I'm not sure what triggers it, might be certain maps, but when it does occur it's ALWAYS when I unload Zero Suit D.va's magazine without stopping. Only the first time, only if it's right when the MEKA is destroyed.
Happened on Volskaya in two separate matches, never on Numbani so far.
>>155743159
>>155742405
I got it at the bridge on Lijang, which I would recommend because it's easy to hide behind it and the wall is just in front of you
Their team had 2 D.va's and a Winston just flying over and causing overtime to go on while I booped the rest of them
I got the final kill just milliseconds before overtime ran out for good, wew
I don't get why pro games disable skins
>>155743663
Reaper is considered one of the best and most balanced heroes in the game, just remember to do your job and focus their backline and tanks
Hanzo is a big hit and miss, if you're good, then you're ok, if you're not, then fuck off, widowmaker is generally more usefull if you can aim
>>155743310
>Meanwhile Pharah and Mercy completely destroy Cloud9
>>155743561
Yeah, it too easily stops any momentum your team gets going. You finally get through their defences, everyone gets on the payload, but then Mei's ult stops it all instantly and you have to start over. No idea how they would fix it though. I don't think undoing her buff is the answer.
>>155743595
AMD. Card is two generations old because REBRANDING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>it's a surelock can't do anything on lan episode
at least our guy taimbot won his games
>>155743620
Meihem is the worst ship. Mei says the meanest shit to him unprovoked, including telling him she hates him. Junkrat deserves better than her
>>155742526
Soldier - Designed to be good for starters. Accurate, consistent damage with his rifle, good burst damage with his rocket launcher. Sprint is great for getting to the fight and doesn't need to recharge. Tac visor isn't a great ult, but it will make enemies think twice about heading a charge. Oh, and he can also heal himself and teammates.
Pharah - Great mobility with the jetpack, can fuck shit up with the rocket launcher, concession blast can send enemies flying which is great for getting people of objectives, or launching them off cliffs. You'll need to get used to the travel speed of her rockets, but it's not too hard and you have okay splash damage. Ult is very powerful, but can be shut down easily by ranged attacks.
Lucio/Mercy - Heal, heal and heal some more. Maybe Speed/Damage boost sometimes. Use Ult when you can and get free love from your team
Reaper - Kills shit dead. Use mobility abilities to flank and sneak up on targets. Prioritze tanks and healers. Ult is great for clearing points, and is basically a "Free POTG" ticket. Be prepared to have edgelord accusations thrown at you
Mei - Salt dispenser, think the Pyro from TF2, only now a cute chinese scientist. Might Actually be Satan.
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>>155743825
Casters wouldn't know what the fuck was going on, most likely. They aren't very perceptive as it is.
/owg/ how the fuck do I high noon?
I only played support and tanks for a long time but recently I decided to play more offensively. I fucking love McMeme, I can do everything else with him perfectly but I can't high noon. Every time I either get killed or everyone simply runs away. It's fucking destroying my confidence man.
>>155740496
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>>155742380
>It always tries to pair you with people the same as you.
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>155743416
I love this
>>155743893
>c9 got bodied by half their own tactic
Can Surefour get a second dps on his team? Ultimawep doing what Reaver should be doing
>>155743032
Left handed people and mostly anyone else when the left hand is already up and its there
>>155743763
>RainbowDotDash
I recognize that name.
>>155743825
Even slight silhouette differences are frowned upon
so, is pharah a cripple without arms and legs or was just a meme?
>>155743991
Flank the other team while your team is distracting them up front
>that pharah ult where he killed himself
kek
>>155742897
>last picture
That's normal Reaper
>>155743991
Combine with other heroes ults, or start it during a push where the enemy team is distracted
>>155744017
No Reaper, I think you've had enough.
>>155744035
Any more pics of 76 enjoying his yogurt? This one is the last in my collection.
Is there a good guide to learn reload cancelling?
>>155744171
nerf chandelier
>>155744128
It's a meme. The OW twitter answered the question twice and the devs even talked about who has cybernetic limbs and she was never mentioned.
>>155744076
I post here often, unless you mean you've played in a game with me, if so, hello
>>155744128
Meme/theory its confirmed she has all her limbs
>>155744101
>Blizzard's monetization of the game is based on cosmetics
>They disable fancy cosmetics for the highest profile matches
they're just shooting themselves in the foot from a business perspective
>tried to switch between healing and buffing Pharah during Barrage
>get her killed
Was there nothing I could do? I've noticed if my charge is under continuous fire that I can't out heal it, so was it wrong for me to try to buff Barrage?
>>155743943
I know it's a bit of a stretch but I'm sure whatever she has against him is just a big misunderstanding
>>155744240
>>155744269
so its a suit, neat.
>>155743934
>taimbot
>>155744219
>>155743954
Thanks a lot. hopefully people will not call me edgy for playing Reaper. Probably will try the heal slut too.
How is the cyborg-ninja thing?
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3 more days until 2/3 till Sombra
>Or 5 more days until reveal if you believe the 76% theory
>SureChoke
>Choke9
BAH GAWD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH ULTIMAWEP
IS HE EVEN HUMAN
>>155744302
I'm okay with that and so should you. They need to cut back a bit on the monetization, having the Olympic cosmetics be exclusive to crates really pissed me off. Credits are eventually useless once you reach a certain level/buy enough crates.
KEK 9
>clown 9
>>155744305
Pharah needs to work on positioning, or she needs to be covered by a tank while you dmg boost
>>155744476
>>155744498
Method Ultimateweapon hype
Should have switched off Pharah like 2 minutes earlier
>>155744401
The full image of this is delicious. Just like that yogurt.
>>155744305
You only damage when no one is looking up
>>155744401
And.. getting ready for yogurt I guess
>>155744492
people said the same shit about 23%
just let it go
>>155744219
I don't know what it is with this man and yogurt
>>155744327
Nah, she's a cunt. People who ship characters who hate each other together because "they just need to learn to love eachother" are faggots. Junkrat and Mercy make more fucking sense than Meihem, at least he has a positive interaction with her
Remove Reaver
>>155744492
>still making Sombra theories
why do you insist on hurting yourself?
>C9
You picked mei you piece of shit fuckbrains you deserve every round you lose hahahahaAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
>>155744468
Genjis good and very fun to play in the right hands, but unless you know the tricks of the trade, don't bother. You'll only end up hurting your team.
>>155744257
Just met a few times in a game.
>>155743557
The average according to stat websites is around 2500-2600, but considering only people who have registered and really care about their rank are counted on there, I assume it is lower than that.
>>155744576
d.va in oversized clothes is SO FUCKING CUTEAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>155744630
>People nevar change!
Nice bait
why the fuck do people insist on whiteknighting Junkrat? You are aware that he'd kill you for the change in your pocket, right?
W-what stream is everybody watching?
>>155744302
Don't validate """""pros""""" crybaby attitude.
>>155744784
You're taste in relationships is retarded dude
>>155744623
I know, right! It's a real obsession. Surely it can't be bad to be obsessed with something so healthy though?
>>155744762
I think gold is average. Silver should definitely be below average thou gh
>>155744576
76 looks more like he's going to come rather than embarrassed
>>155744827
>>155737134
you just missed some best game on eichenwalde
overwatchopen
>>155744720
Ah
QP or comp, what's your rank?
Also yeah, I fucking hate my name but at least people remember me, I guess
>>155744827
Just type in Overwatch on Twitch whenever people are watching a stream, it'll be the first one
overwatchopen this time
>>155744805
Women love broken bad boys they think they can 'fix'. Look at all the Joker shipping.
>>155744613
>>155744653
>% percent goes up by 38%
>38 is half of 76
>being investigated along side 76 by lumerico
>76 inspired her to become a hero
It's entirely possible gives her enough time to be tested on PTR and then get released with the Halloween event
Anyone have a webm of the Method winning poses?
>>155744765
why is D.Va/Soldier so great?
>>155744957
This.
The same for the bad guy of Uncharted 4, or Bucky from the Marvel movies.
>>155744874
Your*
>>155744805
This, he'd shank Mei for nothing
>people are actually watching a casual game being played competitively for money
TF2 didn't catch on competitively for a reason. Has /owg/ always had a hardon for lol-tier esports?
>>155744805
>>155744957
Actually it's because I'm suicidal and wish he would kill me every single day
>>155745026
Bucky did nothing wrong
>>155745107
D.Let this
Exi is qt
BEAUTIFUL MAN
Is Mei balanced?
>>155745202
>Bucky did nothing wrong
t. terrorist
>>155745206
gods is the cutest overwatch pro
>>155744957
Honestly, I like Junkrat because he isn't really a "broken bad boy." He's just kinda goofy and cheerful for the most part. I like him because he's fun in a non-obnoxious way
>>155745206
EXI also looked like the best player on either team.
>>155745113
I want to hear more about the pros cheating and shit. I am hoping for a shitstorm when Blizzard either caves in and bans the pro cheaters or when something happens that exposes Blizzard for protecting and ignoring the pro cheaters.
>>155745256
shut the FUCK up Tony, he was mind controlled, it wasn't his fault
>>155743691
No it isn't. So what if a transgender person likes to imagine themselves in media
>>155744762
Sick, I'm a shitter. Again.
>>155744909
That's because he is, but he's desperate not to cum in front of the kids.
>>155745157
there's a difference between liking him and 'white knighting'
>>155744874
>headcanon shipfags calling other headcanon shipfags retarded
you cant make this shit up
>>155745227
Almost all defense heroes are bad. Many tactics rely on the attacking team simply being bad.
>>155745334
>pros cheating
LMAO it keeps getting better. It certainly won't mean anything, CSGO has the same problem and they're not far below DOTA2
>>155744946
Can't really remember but I think in ranked, mid-Diamond.
>>155745356
>he was mind controlled, it wasn't his fault
t. terrorist and probably Widowmaker waifufag
How fucking hard is it to contest the payload?
I am seriously baffled. Do people just not understand what it means? Every defense game, my team just slowly walking backwards as the payload move forwards. I am literally the only one bringing the fight to the thing.
I need to get friends to play with.
>>155744765
>>155745021
Because we all have daddy issues
>>155745367Good lord he looks so good in ripped clothes
>>155744623
How can he be a commander with such messy table manners, anons? He needs to be taught a lesson, preferably how to swallow thosecuploads down, nice and slow.
>>155745367
I don't think that D.Va would mind seeing him cum
>>155745227
If they're gonna leave her ult that size they should at least give her the same ult cost adjustment others got when they let self-healing count towards ult charge.
>>155745379
Agree tbqh. The fact that he'd sell me out for one corn chip is what I like about him. Tumblr girls who reduce him to a mindless moeblob piss me off.
>>155745430
I don't ship anything, but I can tell when a ship is based on something utterly stupid like meihem is
daily reminder that Reyes was right and that Morrison was an incompetent commander who didn't deserve his spot
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>>155745470
It's better to chose the ideal spot to defend the payload and let the payload come to that point before contesting it.
>>155745669
Yes he deserves to be on the bottom
>>155745716
>>155745484
>he self-inserts as D.Va
>not as Soldier
>>155745628
ah, i assumed you were the original guy in the comment chain with the chart.
>>155745503
The man needs some discipline
>open box
>Imp Mercy
I had the whole cosmetics customised for aryan pure waifu. I had no other skins besides Valk, Ich Bin Doktor voice emote, Well Played spray, Relax/Laugh emotes, Battle Angel POTG (with actual pistol kill saves), Ready for Battle victory pose and then Blizzard gives me this degenerate transgendered Imp skin all of the sudden. What did they mean by this?
>>155745791
>>155745791
>someone had to tailor for a fucking gorilla
>mccree couldnt leave his hat at the office for just one afternoon
>>155745503
S-source?
>>155745514
>ywn be D.va
>ywn make him do all these things that seem like mindless childish pranks but are actually calculated exercises in humilation
>ywn completely break his will until he has to beg for your permission every time he wants to cum
>>155744985
WHOA THERE
slow down on all that headcanon, anon!
>>155745878
I want a cute trap healslut
>everybody's coming on me
that's lewd, blizzard
>>155745878
>>155745878
FUCKING SLANNESH
yfw cod grandpa is pharah's dad
>>155745878
congrats you got the best mercy skin
Ana players, explain to me why you never ult.
Ana has one of the fastest ults in the game, but if I see it once or twice on a 12 minute match it's almost a miracle.
>>155745962
>implying that D.Va is dominant when dealing with 76
>>155745807
That's cause I don't wanna fuck D.va. I wanna fuck Dad76
>>155746082
But that doesn't look like Cobalt
>>155746057
It'll probably be some wholly unimportant guy that either serves no purpose to the story or is dead.
>>155746124
out of passing curiosity, are 76/Reaper/Rein even popular among women, or is it just gay dudes slobbering over them?
>>155745859
I want to make him my dog, make him wear a collar and a fluffy tail butt plug, give him food and water in metal bowls, andmake him piss in the yard with his leg up.
>>155746052
the mystery of why youre so fucking terrible at making webms
>>155746117
>76 can only be dominant with women (except Ana)
>complete beta with men
I love him
>>155746269
Gay dudes slobbering with a small handful of women who appreciate Rein
>>155745949
>gorilla
He's a SCIENTIST.
>>155745962http://paexxxie.tumblr.com/tagged/18andoverwatch
http://cyberratting.tumblr.com/post/150813693972/d-va-in-her-endless-torment-of-76-puts-a
>>155739576
a threesome is just one person away from an orgy
>>155746227
i didn't even post a picture
>>155746349
>implying that 76 is into men
>>155746269
All the men in Overwatch are fujoshi/fudanshi bait. Even fucking Roadhog. I don't think I've even seen a well drawn hetero pic of any of the men
>>155746269
nah women only like Hanzo, Junkrat and maybe McMaymay
>>155746269
no way to tell, 'cause you don't know how many here are grills pretending to be fags, and how many are actual fags. Making a poll also won't help, since people are just gonna lie about it
>>155746269
Gay dude here. I ship Jack/Ana and Roadhog/Junkrat
>>155742498
>>155742390
>>155741513
>>155741364
Blizzard should make the Australians the Overwatch posterboys; they seem to be more popular than Winston and Tracer
>Seagull's face
>Seagull's build
my fucking sides
every single time
>fnatic
>enter comp match
>someone leaves 1 second in, so it cancels
>three times in a row
>fuck it, let's go play some qp
>enter match
>DEFEAT before the hero selection screen
>twice in a row
>>155746014
I want to grab that belly from behind
>>155746452
probably because 90% of the hetero stuff is drawn by dudes who rather have faceless guys than OW-guys in their pictures
>>155746403
"Not found"
>>155746516
I want a relationship like Roadhog/Junkrat.
>enemy team is about to cap
>only person on the objective
>two bastions sitting off of it not doing shit
>Widow that nobody will deal with killing me every damn time
>people with my harmony orb on them essentially complaining that It's not making them bulletproof
>whole team runs off of the point to chase a reaper and genji
>leaving me to defend it from a winston, tracer, 76, and mercy
>have to literally tell my team to stay on the objective
>they do for a few seconds and then run off to chase the next failed flanker
>I NEED HEALINGx10
>won't stop running away from me
>Mei panicking and throwing down an ice wall during our last push on attack leaving Reinhardt on the other side of it alone
>FIRE IN THE HOLE
>I'm the only person trying to find it
>genji running off and trying to 1v6
>hanzo being a fucking typical hanzo main
>reaper that charges people head on
>watched roadhog, 76, reaper, hanzo, and mei all charge a bastion head on
>there were no survivors
>team trickles into the point one at a time to 1v6 instead of waiting for other people
>winston constantly overshooting his jumps and flying off of the map
>all of this within less than one hour of playing as zen
Half of the people that play this game should just be shoveled into a gas chamber. I think it might make it a better place.
Yes I'm mad
>>155746282
Oh, it's the piss anon again
>>155746452
What kinda good hetero pick do you mean
>>155746706
lmao what a bunch of fags
>it's a 'mercy doesnt heal anyone but the person they're queued with and only uses rezzes on that person episode'
>their friend is garbage
>>155746786
Unfortunately sounds like just another day in QP
>>155746459
I do prefer 76 and Hanzo but would not mind lettingGenjiin too
Junkrat is absolute no,men need to be manly
>>155746849
D-don't judge me senpai
OOH LA LA
>You were issued a warning for posting >>155729989.
Is this better?
>>155746452
This one's the only good one
>>155746883
Lewd stuff, anon. What you just posted is well drawn fluff, I've seen plenty of that.
>>155746924
Yeah, Junkrat is def a twink. He likes fucking boba tea and fawns over his leather daddy body guard for Christ's sake
>>155747040
I think you need to censor all skin
>>155747040
no put them in niqabs you haram motherfucker
>>155747040
Where the fuck is hijab you fucking degenerate
>>155746975
I just don't get it man. I get humiliation. But piss and poop is where I draw the line. It smells. And it's unsanitary. Just no. But hey, if that's what you're into, well, I hope you find someone who you can share your passion with
>>155747040
>showing any skin
you are gonna get banned
what's the point of this setup if there is no audience? seems awkward and unnecessary as shit
>>155747125
There's nothing wrong with liking boba, anon.
>murricans wake up
>general goes full GAY
fucking good night you fags
>>155747151
>>155747209
>>155747221
i ain't good at image editing, you kuffar
>>155746296
Are we allowed torapethem?
>>155747268
Night daddy fuck a bed bug
>>155746459
>Junkrat
Disgusting
Mei is meta now?
>>155747268
>americans waking up at 9:25pm GMT
>>155747331
>raping Zenyatta
no, this is not okay!
>>155747040
sauce now pls
>>155747268
>Americans wake up
>it's 4:26pm on the east coast an 1:26 on the west
Anon...
>>155747324
i can still see some skin
What is the magical time after a leaver turns game into auto loss? Just had a game where we were attacking and just literally walking over enemies and they had a leaver few seconds before we get first point and thanks to that game was cancelled.
>>155747558
>implying you're not filthy NEETS
Anon ........... Stop pretending
>>155747415
Well she's good at stalling and blizzard covers just about every point in the game.
>>155747415
There is no established meta, christ. Constant updates alongside the game only being 3 months old means nobody knows shit yet.
>>155747652
Nigga I actually need to go to sleep soon. I work late nights.
>>155747324
Acceptable.
Allah be praised.
>>155747481
sorry, only gay lewd allowed here. Janitors don't mind full on gay penetration but hate censored softcore women
>>155747621
First 60 seconds. If someone leaves in that time then the game is shut down which can be really frustrating if your team dominates the first team fight but an enemy leaves.
this is like a game of silvers, both teams are fucking terrible.
>>155746915
>if their friend dies mercy just runs around with pistol
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
Why can you not open scoreboard on PTR in custom games?
>>155747040
source pls
HOW TO FIX EVERY CHARACTER IN THE GAME: THE COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE
OFFENSE
>Genji
The old mechanic where his dash would deal damage after a delay is brought back. Instead of resetting on kills, hitting an enemy with the dash now gives you a second use before going on cooldown. Ulting still resets the cooldown.
>Mccree
Recoil from his primary fire no longer automatically stabilizes.
>Pharah
Holding a directional key while using her boost now turns the boost from mostly vertical to mostly horizontal.
>Reaper
His teleport can be placed into mid-air, at a fixed distance away from reaper. Doing this causes an even louder than usual callout (think "DEATH COMES..FROM ABOVE")
>S76
Can now reload while sprinting
>Tracer
Pulse bomb now takes twice as long to throw and her call out starts at the start of the throw, but she can throw the bomb twice as far
DEFENSE
>Bastion
Can now press alternate fire in sentry mode to bring up a mini-barrier, similar to Reinhardt. The barrier only has 600hp and Bastion can't fire while it's up and for 0.5 seconds after it's gone.
>Hanzo
Scatter arrow replaced with Piercing Arrow, a single arrow that pierces barriers and enemies and bounces like a scatter arrow fragment
>Junkrat
Can now have a total of 3 traps out at the same time with the usual cooldown, but concussive mines no longer deal damage to enemies.
>Mei
Wall hitpoints halved
>Torbjörn
Scrap cost moved from armor packs to his turret. Torbjörn now spawns with 100 scrap, and a turret costs 50. Armor packs have a 10 second cooldown, and 5 maximum packs deployed instead of 10.
>Widow
Hookshot now has 2 charges
to be continued
>encounter a reaper
>killed in one or two hits
>no matter how many times I hit him he doesn't seem to take much damage
>encounter a mei
>freezes me
>runs around to the front
>waves
>then aims and shoots me in the head
>play reaper
>ambush someone
>die instantly
>seem to do fuckall damage despite hitting them just fine
>play mei
>freeze someone
>immediately aim at their head and try to shoot them
>they're thawed before the icicle leaves my gun and proceed to push my shit in
So is this game getting any new modes or characters or FUCKING ANYTHING anytime soon?
Who are the characters who thank Mercy for rezzing them? They are the good characters. Who else does it besides Tracer, Genji, Junkrat and Winston? Answer me. Answer me, now.
>>155748042
TANK
>D.va
D.va can now exit her mech at will by pressing E. This leaves her mech in place until a new one is called down. Zero suit D.va can press any ability key to re-enter the mech, or fill up the ultimate meter to call down a new one.
>Reinhardt
Two reinhardts charging eachother causes a shockwave that pushes all nearby players away. Two nanoboosted reinhardts charging eachother causes a shockwave that kills all players in close proximity.
>Roadhog
His hook now has a 0.5 second cast point (time before the hook starts flying) and an audible callout at the start, but also has much longer range
>Winston
Can now vault obstacles, like the end of a genji/hanzo climb
>Zarya
Instead of increasing her damage dealt, barriers now bounce all projectiles back to their source and are completely indestructible until they fade out. Cooldowns increased from 10/8 to 12/12 for both the barriers
SUPPORT
>Ana
Sleep dart windup is now more obvious somehow. Maybe Ana spins around before shooting the dart.
>Lucio
Now can consistently wallride the same surface multiple times before landing or wallriding another surface, rather than randomly dropping out of wallride
>Mercy
Ultimate now has a 1 second cast point, but also 50% longer range. Skulls on the hud that are inside ultimate range are highlighted to clarify who you're reviving
>Symmetra
Now respawns with all 6 turret charges. Whatever it is blizzard has in store for her shield(anything is an improvement).
>Zenyatta
Right click now fires the orbs simultaneously, but with a shotgun pattern
>koth match thats a complete and utter stomp
>have to sit threw 3 fucking rounds before i can leave
Wish you could opt out of certain maps, KOTH is so fucking boring.
>>155748042
no to everything
>>155747324
>>155748195bastion
>>155748041
>>155747481
kafir
>>155747572
inshallah brother
>>155748209
your ideas are horrible.
>>155748209
>Two reinhardts charging eachother causes a shockwave that pushes all nearby players away. Two nanoboosted reinhardts charging eachother causes a shockwave that kills all players in close proximity.
You watch too much anime
>>155748372
Those eyes are too haram
>>155748209
>that Reinhardt change
Holy fuck, that's so dumb that I want it
>>155748195
>almost only ever get rezzed when I'm in the middle of the objective and all alone
>focused to death before I can even move
I don't.
>>155748372
>72 ▶
>File: two ninja having gay sex.jpg (10 KB, 682x705)
OMFG S OSURCE
>mei of the game
>>155748209
>Two reinhardts charging eachother causes a shockwave that pushes all nearby players away. Two nanoboosted reinhardts charging eachother causes a shockwave that kills all players in close proximity.
You posted this in the last thread already
Go to bed, kid
>>155748148
pls respond
this game has gotten unbearably boring
>>155748574
I mean who have a voice line that thank you for rezzing them right after you do, tard. Provide me the characters names
>>155747210
For me it's the humiliation and control that's arousing. Also the aftercare, I want to do stuff like clean my partner up while he cries. And piss is (more or less) sterile so it's not even unsanitary. Anyway thanks anon, I appreciate the sentiment.
>>155748551
>>155748594
that wasn't me, i just stole it :^)
>>155748195
S76 and Mei do this too
>>155747125
I think the expression is pretty good here, shame Gabriel is still wearing his mask. It's rare probably because it is a conflict of interest. Dudes just want to jerk off to their waifu
>>155748372
>mfw this word is so offensive in my country, people have gone to prison just for typing it on the Internet
I hate this place
>>155748684
Closest thing that will probably happen is a Halloween event. Blizzcon is in early November so if nothing goes on with the Sombra stuff before then that's probably the earliest we'll find out about new heroes, maps or modes.
>>155748148
New content every month.
'Content' can vary wildly.
since this is a blizzard game. over/under on mercy being behind it all?
>Every non-KOTH match being decided by who can nanoboost the reaper better
I hate Ana
>>155748148
next months update is halloween skins, november is sombra so maybe then
>Get to 2942
>Already back to 2900 because of shitty supports that don't know how to stay alive or ult at the right times
>>155749216
>every game is determined by ults
More news at 11
>>155748209
>D.Va
Shit changes, you probably don't even play her
>Zarya
Completely retarded changes, you've somehow made it simultaneously worse for everyone playing as/against Zarya
Why does Roadhog only have voice lines with Junkrat? Is he shy or just feels no one else deserves to be acknowledged?
Remember to take care of your posture guys
>>155749158
Reports from their SDCC panel said they confirmed she isn't some evil immortal
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Description OY VEY FKN BLI$$ARD HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO your unoptimized game crashed during ranked match and i got suspended from ranked play till the end of the season. fix this immediately. i demand to be unbanned from ranked play. im not silenced but this is the closest topic i could choose. if u dont believe me then check the error information that gets automatically sent to u, u will see that one came from my account less than an hour ago from the submission of this ticket
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>>155749532
roadhog is an old timer
junkrat is just an annoying kid following him around
Who /ps4/ here?
>>155749560
So she's just as boring as she seems. Amazing
>>155749532
he seems to be difficult to understand and speaks mostly in grunts
Junkrat's the mouth of the duo
>>155749532
roadhog was a rushed character, only his visual design was thought out
they wanted someone who pulls people with a hook because that's what moba's do but didn't think of a personality or other abilities until much later
>>155749743
What in the fuck are you talking about
>>155749743
fuck you roadhog is cool
Why are there genjis with chinese names on NA servers in plat?
Why are they better than everyone else and still plat?
>>155749560
So what you're saying is, she's either evil or immortal, but not both
>>155749542
Is he staring at something, or is that his normal posture?
>>155749743
Didn't they do the same thing with Reaper, but in a wider time frame? Visual design of the cool and edgy masked killer, then his abilities, and lastly just slapped the lore made up during a lunch break?
>>155749945
at least they're not those japanese players on the EU serversa high ping reinhardt appears to charge much faster than a low ping reinhardt
I want to breed Symmetra and fuck her regal legs!!!
daily reminder that "junkrat mains" should kill themselves
Does bastion have voice lines? I know one where Zarya says fuck you and he goes beep boop but I don't remember anything else.
>>155749695
How does he drink from that teacup
>>155750345
emergency induction port
>>155750295
die from cancer u dumb useless platinum subhuman faggot
twiitchtv/cooller plays junkrat
>>155750295
>t. 20% accuracy phara
>>155750345
>>155750324
Mei says he'd make the perfect lab assistant
Zen is all "how are you doing today friend"
>>155750345
when you're offered a drink you're supposed to accept it anon
that's normal
of course Junkrat wouldn't know that
>>155750324
Zenyatta: Tell me your thoughts, my friend
Bastion: Boop boop
>>155750324
he has a few interactions
>>155749743
>>155750076
What are you guys talking about? He has a backstory that directly affects the fate of a huge part of Australia. I personally find his character to be one of the most three dimensional in the game. He seems to find Junkrat annoying but apparently tells him jokes and actually begins conversations/reminisces about their heists together. He's a neat character with lots of potential. Fuck y'all.
>>155750324
He has voice lines with Zenyatta, Lucio, Torbjorn, and Mei, as well.
>>155750324
I think he has one that's like bee boo boo bop boo boo beep.
>>155750324
he's got tons:
classics like
"beep boop beep" or "beep beep boop", be- boop boop beep" and "be-be-boop"what the actual fuck do you want to hear
>>155748908
>Reaper without his mask
he'd probably be uglier than Deadpool
>>155750324
>>155750503
Torb complains about working with tincans, which makes Bast sad and Lucio beep-boops at him
>>155750324
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/overwatch.gamepedia.com/1/16/L%C3%BAcio_-_Hey_Bastion%2C_check_this_out%21_%28Bastion_noises%29.ogg
>>155750540
What's the one with Torbjorn? I've never heard that one before.
i want ana cutes
>>155750505
Junkrat already drank like 10 cups of tea and they refused to give him any more.
That fucker is tea-mad
>>155750634
>>155750712
>>155750441
what is this comment?
>platinum shitters are under the "misapprehension" that junkrat is shit
junkrat is objectively a bad pick. how do you ever justify playing him
exceptHE'S JUNKRAT AND HE'S CUTE! seriously consider killing yourself. i rarely say that unironically
>>155750702
He says something along the lines of "I hate working with these tin cans!" and Bastion makes a sad beeping noise.
>>155750816
when is OW going to get a Team Deathmatch/Free for All mode
it would literally the perfect containment mode so that all the hanzo mains can fuck off right there instead of being useless cunts in the regular gameplay modes
>>155750960
Explain to me, without resorting to memes and insults, why he is objectively a bad pick on defense maps.I never pick him in comp anyway
>>155750960
But Junkrat is cute. What do you have against cute men? Does it make you uncomfortable, pussy?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOW DO I COUNTER HANZO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>155750712
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/overwatch.gamepedia.com/2/22/Ana_-_Go_to_sleep.wav
>>155751098
he puts out damage but has no way to follow up
the enemy team eats lots of grenades yes, but none of them die because the lucio and anna heal it all off and get ult about twice as fast as they normally would
>>155751128
Shoot him in the head, nigga
>>155751128
Move left to right. They can't aim
>>155751128
SIMPURR GEOGRAPHY
>>155751045
>no 24/7 cp_orange fast respawn servers contaminating all the useless players
>>155750295
>Developer Comments: Junkrat can be an extremely effective hero in the right hands
Look like someone has 2 left hands :^)
>>155751128
Tracer/Genji
>>155750960
I have seen Junkrat used a lot in pro games, but the only time I saw someone use Soldier was when Taimou switched from McCree to get back to the point faster. I think he just rushed in, died and then the round ended.
>>155750540
>He has a backstory that directly affects the fate of a huge part of Australia
Australia has literally no impact or effect or anything on anything in Overwatch
You could say Mei's done research in the arctic circle that made some groundbreaking discoveries but that doesn't mean shit in relation to the game or its story either
>>155751426
Plot twist:Junkrat doesn't have a right hand
>>155751494
That's less of a Soldier problem and more a of McCree one.
>>155749635
Wish there were some private matches going on. I'm level 90 and wanna save my easy promotion levels for Halloween
>US NERDS, HUH
>the entire pro scene, top streamers, content creators, and artists are all exclusively people who got in early beta
it's pretty much confirmed that blizzard basically chose who was gonna be at the top of this game right?
>these handshakes
>>155751242
Except I actually get kills with Junkrat. Instead of mindlessly spamming chokepoints I get in the enemy team's faces and pick off healers and Genjis with my mines. Is that still bad? Not being sarcastic, I genuinely want to know.
What heroes do I get really good with to climb
Also what is the point of 6 stacking? It almost feels the same because you're going against just as coordinated teams.
Handshakes General
handshake meta
>I don't think I can answer that
the overwatchopen is finding money in these short post-game interviews
>>155751987
I have no idea, all I know is 99% of junkrat players play the "spam down a choke constantly" strat and end up doing nothing but padding stats
Soldier/Ana or Soldier/D.Va?
>>155748042
>Pharah
>Holding a directional key while using her boost now turns the boost from mostly vertical to mostly horizontal.
Or, leave SHIFT as it is, and make Right click like tracer's, where it dashes you where you're going, not instantly like tracer's obviously.
This way you can jump and maneuver in the air.
>she will never tuck you in
>>155752214
Soldier/Ana
>>155751841
>tfw level 49
>>155752230
>there will never be lewds of old Ana
just fuck my shit up
>>155752230
Kill me now
When are they going to give us the option not to play with Mei? I just want to play the game and not deal with Mei. Everybody who plays Mei can't aim and shouldn't be playing a FPS. They should come out with a custom Avenger Controller with Mei on it because I automatically assume everybody who plays Mei has a physical/mental disability.
>>155752230
Good, I don't want to be shot with poison, covered in piss, then punched all in the span of a second.
>>155752230
name source plz>>155752024
Mercy/Genji or Mercy/Pharah?
>reddit thinks Hanzo is UP
>/owg/ thinks Hanzo is OP
I don't know in who to believe
>>155752435
Your life is so boring. I am sorry.
>>155751939
the sad truth
i know one of the guys in fnatic irl
he bought his account for closed beta lol
>>155751663
If McCree got nerfed hard and Soldier stayed like he is, people would just start using Pharmercy or 3 tank 3 healer. With constant AOE healing and Zarya bubbles, Soldier can't secure kills without rockets. Even his ult gets outhealed. Doing damage without killing is worse than doing nothing.
Which TF2 weapon you think Sombra is going to copy?
>>155752478
No
>>155752478
Mercy probably fucks Torbjorn
>>155752476
leeterr you nonce
>>155752336
commission some. it's what i did for my wrestling tv show
>>155752665
What they should do is make 76 more accurate, then slow down Mccree's fire rate to one shot every 0.6 or 0.7 seconds instead of every 0.5 like it is now. Soldiers 15m advantage on the damage falloff is meaningless if Mccree can fuck him up because his bullets are more precise.
>>155752672
>this meme again
Literally the only thing that got copied was Mercy's heal gun.
>>155752336
art of that exists
>>155751994
Anyone?
>>155752517
If you believe projectiles can compete with hitscan, you are a shitter.
>>155752672
she's probably going to be a tank or support
or at least I hope since we have 12 dps heroes, 5 tanks, and 5 supports
you fucking idiots tell me right now
is this fucking picture true? is this why ive been queued up for hte last 50 fucking minutes? i just saw this shit posted on /v/ tell me its not fucking true
>they show us the "how to play McCree" again
>use WASD to move
>Whatever you do, don't play like the pros
>Flashbang stuns people
wow thanks
>>155751128
Winston, Genji, DVa...heck even with Pharah you could probably fuck most Hanzo players if you focus them hard enough
>>155752672
black box
>>155753006
how are you that stupid?
>>155752672
Cloak and Dagger or just an Invisiwatch just rely on cooldown like most skills.
>>155752904
kek
I like how the blonde female show host on the left keeps shitting on the down-syndrome show host on the right.
Genetic superiority, etc.
>>155752672
>people still believe she will be an actual playable character
>>155751994
Max 3 stack
Tracer/Mccree/Reaper
Mei has great utility and her ult is up all the time
Every tank except D.va, Roadhog is great in 3 tank setups with Winston/Zarya on KOTH or Rein/Zarya on attack/defense
all supports have their uses, depends on the heroes you're rolling with
>>155753006
Googled Ivy Ekans and the article where this is mentioned is the only thing that comes up, so it's probably fake.That's assuming you didn't just come here for (You)s of course.
>>155752672
Market Gardener
>>155752672
scouts pistol
>4 koth in a row
Just kill me please.
>>155753279
you mean the ditsy blonde who's there to look pretty?
she's fucked up team and map names so often and it's pretty obvious she has no clue about anything
>>155753006
Totally trustworthy.
How can I be placed in the bottom 20% if my stats are this good?
>>155752967
It's stupid how much damage an arrow does and 70% of hanzo kills are pure luck.
>>155753349
>>155753237
then why the fuck am i waiting so long you fucknig idiots? something deosnt fucking add up
SOMEONE here is lying and i seriously think its blizzard
Someone repost that comic of Gabriel chewing out McCree, then chewing out Morrison for assuming he could do the same.
>>155753006
>Ekans
100% legit
>>155753475
We've been over this before
>>155753420
lel she's had better knowledge and insight than anything down-syndrome-man-child on the right has said
>have 2730 in the morning
>7 games later still 2730
This is getting annoying.
Are there any logistics behind not getting equal points instead of losing more than winning? or is Blizzard just full of idiots?
>>155753006
I'm skeptical.
That combined with the amount of shitposting shills which are freely allowed to derail any threads they want etc without any proper moderation makes me think that this could have easily been faked.
Theres no tangible evidence in my opinion to suggest that the entire isn't isn't faked on someones e-mail rofl.
/v/ needs to get rid of all their current moderators and bring in new ones that don't like shill's, can spot posting patterns easily as well as ones that compete for bans.
>>155753006
It actually completlytrue.
Now go play real hero shooter like
tf2/battleborn/paladins.
Overmeme is deader then starcraft.
>>155753670
entirely based on average mmr of the teams along with a win/loss streak modifier
>>155753006
The game is dead and Battleborn proved to be the superior product for true BADASSES.
Who's for /Method victory/ here?
IDDQD aimbot cockchoker should burn
>>155753569
Have we? I still don't get it.
Why do people pay attention to this game's aimbot contests aka tournaments
I have to wonder why the ranked system is like it is.
You win a match, you go up in SR.
You lose a match you go down.
This is all understandable but what if you were some hot shit during the match but lose because of either incompetent teammates, the enemy team simply being batter than you, or some other such shit? you go down in SR.
Wouldn't it be better for the system to take into account things like your accuracy, eliminations, objective time, healing done, etc. to award or deduct SR?In case you might say it'd deduct or reward shit thats outside of certain roles, it wouldn't deduct SR because you did no healing as Phara of course or anything silly like that but it would deduct if you were shit at zen or mercy for example
>qp
>everyone goes Zarya
>pick Lucio
>no one dies
>Enemy even went all mei and we still stomped them.
What are some good 6 player one hero Heros?
>>155753898
you are in the bottom 20% of quickplay Elo but because you play against bad players, you have higher stats than people who play against better players
>>155752797
I thought that Mercy and Torb didn't like each other
>>155754035
So why doesn't it match me against better players?
>>155754047
This is true, Mercy doesn't like Torbjorn creating the Biotic Rifle, and she probably doesn't like Ana using it fights.
>>155754181
because you are bad at the game and haven't won the games to get to a higher Elo
>>155753998
Because I want to know what aimbots they are using.
>>155753670
Keep in mind skill rating isn't a progression system. If you aren't going up, that means you're exactly where you belong.
>>155753893
Method won't use Ana or take her out early enough. She's just too good.
So how the fuck do placement matches work?
I bought the game together with a couple of friends due to a consolefag building a PC just for this game and so far it's okay. I did play a lot more than them the last couple of days and I'm ready to go ranked. The question is, do I have to do the placement matches solo or should I wait for them to catch up? Is it even possible to do them as a team? I've seen people saying they've done them with their friends but that seems fucking retarded to me.
>>155754176
>Now heading to... gibraltar
why do fanarts, especially the koreans, insist on turning D.Va into a submissive little fucktoy? Where's her smugness?
>>155754548
Gibraltar is best map
>>155754006
5 winston. Even reapers would be crushed if you have some coordination.
Only Bastion can stop that.
>>155738864
What combo of emotes, victory poses and so on, should I use to achieve maximum degeneracy with imp mercy?
>>155754596
Asian males loathe strong women.
>Now arriving at Ilios
Why do people play Torb on PC? His turrets are such a non-threat it's like he's only half a character.
So the entire Fnatic team looks like they haven't showered in weeks. How much do you reckon that room stinks of swampy balls?
>>155754921
>Ilios isn't god-tier
Nigger u wut
>>155738864
when did /vg/ turn into tumblr?
>>155753504
among shitters
>>155754742
My team gets dwon syndrome when i'm at gibraltar
>>155754925
it's one of the best maps
>>155755075
where have you been?
people have been discussion "ships" and "real strong wymyn" and "headcannons" since this general started being a thing
>>155755075
>General of a popular game
>Bugchaser faggots and fat women confirmed to be present here
>wow why you guys act retarded
Really makes you think.
>>155755225
>"real strong wymyn"
that was never a thing here you double nigger
>Reaper using Death Blossom, while being nanoboosted, while having a barrier from Zarya, while being speed boosted by Lucio
Hmm, how would you counter this? Gotta be some kind of interrupt involving a stun or a hook, but have to break Zarya's barrier first...
>>155754925
If you're not playing against a coordinated team he's fine
Your turrets are there to do sustained damage against whoever is coming through then you come up and shoot them in the asshole
>>155738864
>>155755328
sleep
Can't wait for them to gut Zarya
>>155755328
Mei wall.
Mercy makes me beyond mad.
Fuck this bitch, FUCK HER
>>155755328
>Hmm, how would you counter this?
By killing the ana or zarya first
>>155745596
big tits tracer = best tracer
>>155754921
>>155755062
>Now arriving at (insert koth map here)
>Now arriving at main menu
>>155749158
Big tits D.va = best D.va
>Genji
>get ult
>spam to attack
>RYU WO KEN WO -
>roadhog's hook
>team calls me shit and tells me to switch off Genji
>tell them I'm the only one who pushed
>"lol ur shit"
/owg/ was wrong about the "Genji doesn't go to objective" meme
Why can't I see how many matches I've played in stats now? Is this Blizz's cheeky way of hiding their forced 50%?
>join game
>enemy team has two mei
welp, gonna quit just like everybody else
>>155755703
>wanting to see qp stats
>>155746707
See, if Symmetra was like this and not some cunt I'd like her better.
>NA lan
>winner of group A has 1/6 american players
>winner of group B has 3/6 american players
really makes you think
>>155755689
don't ult until youre sure man
this is like pharah blasting her ult on a dva shield
>>155754925
My first win of the day had a Torbjörn on attack Gibraltar. The enemy team had 4 meta heroes.
The few players that had play comp S2 had3200,3550and4000SR.
when is bliz going to nerf mei? im so sick of her bullshit. im frozen for 5 seconds while she lines up the shot. I mean i get it, the player is probably in a wheelchair while having a parkinsons seizure but they just make the experience not fun at all
>>155755689
Should've waited for Lucio to speedboost you and Zarya to particle barrier you.
We good?
SOMBRA GET OUT
>>155756037
We ded?
>>155756037
I think so. 4chan died for awhile now...
>>155755979
lol
>>155754468
You can do them as a group, provided everyone is at least level 25, and no one in the group is in the highest three competitive tiers (Diamond, Master, or Grandmaster) already.
>>155737513
You take some relaxants and go do your best, because even I have a 54% winrate with him
And I'm in the fucking top10 of comp S76 usage, according to Overbuff anyway
Why the hate on koth?
ayy
Let's meme friends!
ItsArgyle#1597
NA. No EU fags
WHAT IS HAPPENING
>>155737297
Never
newfag from before. Wow. Cyborg ninja, fatty with chain, Reaper and the kinda-insane demoman are amazingly good.
Cyborg ninja is pretty much my favorite right now. deflecting all this shit is fucking fun. shurikens hit very hard for such weapon.
what is it about overwatch that makes people so goddamn salty? I have never seen so many asshole whiners in my life
>Stick to the plan, and if you get into trouble
[activate voice line]
>everyone dies
hana is cute, C U T E!
this game is easy. 4k next week (i only get to play 2-4 games a day)
>>155756409
i kek evrytime
>>155742897
>Is there such a thing as 'too thicc'?
That's a funny joke.I like them THICCER.
>>155753006
>>>155753237 >>155753349 >>155753473 >>155753561 >>155753708 >>155753772 >>155753862
it might not be true but it is most likely not far off, see picture attached. this was me solo queuing at EU peak time on PC (9-10 pm).
>>155756550
NICE BRO
test
CUTE
>Eichenwalde attack
>1+5 vs 1+5
>Our stack is 76, Reaper, Tracer, Mei and D.va
>Enemy stack is Rein, Zarya, Lucio, Zen and McCree
>alone in voice chat
Why am I getting these matches? Is it too much to ask to get normal mates? Fuck man
>>155737967
this post has to be ironic, right? there's no way someone's dumb enough to think that young girls regularly go after old motherfuckers like Morrison, right?
>>155756931
This is no place for children
>>155756409
>>155756607
>Play Rein on Eichenwalde defense
Reinhardt with a hanzo on our team
>"This is the home town of my master, Balderich! He was born here... and he died here.
Hanzo
>"The outcome was never in doubt."
Also there was another time I played Mercy with Roadhog on my team
Mercy
>"Must violence always be the solution?"
Roadhog
>"Violence is usually the answer."
>Win 1
>Lose 1
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pretty new to the game, 10 hrs total playtime. Went from having 60% win rate in 20 matches to 40% in 40. Any advice? Why is every single game a stomp now? Does it ever get better?
CUTE!
>>155757097
but D.Va's 19
CUTE!
>only push cart on Hollywood a little ways, close to the check point but don't make it
>enemy cleans up the 1st point with ease on attack
>our team comp is a mess and were clearly the worse team
>suddenly one of them dcs
>doesn't comeback till 1 min left
>we get our shit together enough to stop them
>win
Fuck it man in solo que hell I'll take any win I can get
>>155757048
In my experience, yeah, they do. Having a crush on an older man is nothing out of the ordinary for teenagers/very young adult girls.
>>155756973
One time on Eichenwald I got matched with a 5 stack of people who only spoke Chinese and all had the Chinese flag icon. So I muted them all and just listened to music while playing Zarya, I hit absolute zen and carried us to a full hold win. Most fun game of comp I've had so far this season.
C
U
T
E
wait, what's this business about people saying that Sombra will be announced within the week?
>>155757101
>"The outcome was never in doubt."
Savage
>>155737598
>>155739103
I have autism and even I don't do this shit. What could be wrong with him?
>>155738864
Really the only acceptable and non-degenerate graph.
Most canon too
A-are we back to normal?
I-I thought you all died on me
>>155757367
The stars have aligned! The time of shadows is nigh!
Jamison Song
>>155757516
>Junkmei
>non-degenerate
Get out.
>>155757417
>"ugggh do you ever shut up?"
>"why are you so angry?"
>>155757562
No I only wish I died
>7 game winstreak
I don't even know how anyone can queue up with this kind of pressure, I get like 50-60 points per win right now and I know at some point it's gotta end
>lose game on ching chong tower
>lose 40 points
nicefff
>>155757848
I once went from 2600 to 2850 on a winstreak
It's god damn nerve racking waiting for forced 50 to assfuck me
>>155757848
>15 game losestreak
I don't even know why matchmaking is fucking me so fucking hard holy shit
>Oh man I really feel like playing Ana
>Now going to [KOTH]
Lucio is not bad I guess...
>>155757571
what's your source?
>>155758071both of them are full of shit
Hello everyone, I'm looking for a girl to play ranked with.
Requirements:
>be a girl
>have a reasonably feminine voice
>don't be stupid
>able to speak english
>EU
>be fun to play with
>>155757516
Woops forgot the most important part: discouraging the retarded ships
>>155757597
I mean it's not terrible but I didn't put it red...
like if anything the two disfunctionals deserve to be with each other
>>155758071
nothing, the site said it would release in 23 days on the 23rd but that's all the info we have
>>155758136
>both of them are full of shit
When the twin turd tanks are at capacity, Sombra will reveal herself
Is Seagull a massive weeb?
>>155757571
Some desperate sombreros think she'll be on PTR when the % hits 76, and then get released to live at the start of the Halloween event
>>155758260
>nothing, the site said it would release in 23 days on the 23rd but that's all the info we have
oh really? I must have missed that
>>155758203
>EU
too bad
>>155758306
That's Star_.
>>155758314
I think there was a lot of shit on reddit about it, but yeah, amomentincrime changed to a different layout with "23 days to completion" on it
>>155758213
>Mercy with jack
>Ana with Rein
Into the bin you go
>>155756761
what rank are you at?
the higher you are the more likely you'll have to wait for queue
What hero deserves their own anime?
I think Soldier 76 would be first pick.
>>155758213
>like if anything the two disfunctionals deserve to be with each other
At least Junkrat has an excuse for the way he is in that radiation fried his brain. Mei is just evil, and she's a bitch to him in particular.
>>155757135
Not really. Stomps one way or the other become pretty normal and the really tense and close matches are few and far between.
>automatically switch mccree so some 10% accuracy mcree shiter wont pick him
>switch to something else when game starts
>>155758203
>Looking for girls
>To play games with
>On /vg/
>On 4chan
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
You might, MIGHT, be lucky and get a cute trap with a feminine sounding voice. Other than that, you're shit outta luck
Or is this just copypasta that I've missed out on? Actually, that sounds more reasonable.
>play enough games to get 2 lootbox a day
>if there is an epic, play enough for +1 lootbox
>if there is a legendary, play enough for +2 lootbox
>repeat until no epic or legendary
>always go lucio cause you get ez gold medal to lvl up faster
>if people spam need healing and run around like a retard I switch to genji and jump like a retard
This is my farming method and I do this everyday after work. How much of an autistic kid am I?
>>155758460
Soldier deserves a grim modern shooter like Spec Ops: The Line.
>>155758203
You had better be really good looking or really great at the game to beat out the 2 million other guys looking for the same thing.
>>155758606
Not copypasta but it might become one.
>>155758328
I wonder what my ping is in NA
>>155758419
what day is 23 days from the 23rd of september?
>tfw you can run straight into a group of enemies as reaper and press Q for potm
Just low plat things
>>155758819
Are we fucking serious right now
>>155758867
And competitive LAN things too, apparently
>>155758819
amomentincrime will hit 100% on october 17th
>my team gets memed on by double bastion
>the two genjis run away from the payload in overtime
>>155758819
Amerilard pls go
>>155758867
>People still unironically trying the "teleport behind above you and then hit Q while falling" strategy in low diamond
the depressing part is that when I'm solo q'ing it actually sometimes works
>>155758867
Reaper has a lower skill ceiling for a reason
>>155759014
>people in this general still unironically posting Shitter 76
>>155759096
haha epic my dude
>>155758867
I have casually strolled through the enemy team to Q without taking damage before.
>>155758819
alternatively I think there's also the Blizzard factor. They might push up the date depending on how much the hype dies down, since this is basically a giant PR move.
>>155759096
He might be overnerfed but he's still best boy
>>155759374
you misspelled "McCree"
>>155757451
Too much time spent on Genji.
>>155759249
how can the hype possibly die down and MORE? i thought the hype was dead since they first put in the amomentincrime countdown
>>155758580
>Instalock Widowmaker
>Someone, usually Reinhardt leaves the game before it even begins
Is there anything sadder than your team picking a pro meta team comp and then losing to a team with objectively awful comp that's using low level cheese strategies?
>>155758506
So it's normal to get matched with soloqueue lv210s who completely destroy you at lv15? yeah, okay
>>155759767
Say it with me now:
"Who fucking cares about quick play?"
>>155759249
they will certainly release sombra during november
>>155759752
It's when you are on the other side of the equation.
>KOTH
>Go Lucio because really why wouldn't you
>Symmetra, D.Va, Bastion, Soldier and Hanzo
>I go "Oh boy this is gonna be one of those"
>Other team was runing Rein, Zarya, Lucio, Zenyatta, McCree and someone else
>Won 2-0
>Enemy team had 0% time on both maps
I have no idea. They couldn't kill me for shit that's for sure and their Lucio just kept Helix'd.
>>155759998
>17 october hits
>it's another countdown
paladins is good
>>155759417
Mcmeme is not overnerfed and he's not best boy
>enemy D.Va taunts after every ult
>even if they kill no one
>>155759752
>>155760102
I'm glad I've never been low plat/gold.
>>155759767
are you retarded?
>>155739103
OVERWATCH'S PRO COMMUNITY, Y'ALL
>>155760167
post yfw Sombra is never released
>bliz just chains countdowns until she's "ready"
>>155760102
Try winning with 3 hanzos, a mccree and a zarya as lucio on Hanamura attack. I was laughing at how ridiculous it was that we beat a comp of mercy, rein, zarya, zen, hanzo, and torb
what are the odds that Sombra will be a memelord like D.Va?
Just found out Seltzer does Overwatch now
Post all your Seltzer lewds you idiots
>stack of 4 friends
>all pick hog
>cruise through the game like its nothing
>they kill so fucking many with hook + spray
I can almost tell they are using macros but damn I will take the free win
>>155758793
>2 million other guys looking for the same thing
why the hell would you look specifically for a girl to play with
>>155760472
who?
>implying the countdown isn't for an MVM theme'd update where you fight waves of Bastion units made haywire by Sombra hacks
Look into your heart, you know this to be true.
How can Bronze possibly exist when 1/3 of Gold players are constantly throwing games?
>>155760472
>wanting lewds of someone so basic-looking
where are all the hot overwatch players. male or female. seriously
>>155760167
There's no way they'd do a halloween event and sombra, they only do 1 """"major"""" content update a month. There's already halloween voicelines in ptr so there's no way there won't be a halloween event.
>>155760401
Literally every game's pro community. Every game that tries to be competitive has its 'don't leave me hanging' moment. Out of all that i've seen, he actually handled it pretty good.i think it's funny, even if a little embarrassing, but hey, i've done worse in my life
>>155760658
imagine not being turned on by plain looking girls
>>155760472
>literally generic attractive female #50532334
>>155760614
Rachel Quirico you df, did you even watch the tournament yesterday?
SC2 Huk is there too
>>155760639
fuck off, that sounds boring as shit
MvM sucked
>>155760639
at this pace we're getting Bumper Cars around January of 2017.
>>155760658
not playing overwatch at pro level
or they stopped months ago to go back to lol or dota or csgo or something
>>155758203
>reasonably feminine voicesorry..
So Winston is low tier, right?
>someone actually using the punk tracer skin in my game rn
>>155760936
tfw like that skin but the retarded hair cut ruins it
>>155760738
shes not all that plain shes just so whitebread
blondes are pretty low-tier. i like darker girls or at least brunettes. all the men are pasty fucks too.
>>155760750
give moar thunderthigh please
>>155760327
level doesn't equate with skill at all meme
okay
>>155759878
people trying to level for comp
>>155760472
why are the former SC2 personalities switching to overwatch and why do people still follow them?
>>155754176
>>155755887
>>155755979
>Please don't
>>155760910
No, he really isn't. Along with rein and reaper he is the most balanced character in ow. Actually i think blizzard is getting better with balance. More and more heroes become viable at hih level play
Pick one Overwatch for :
- BDSM top
- BDSM sub
- homosex
- cooking a good meal when you get back from work
>>155761153
>>155761153
who's supposed to be the frozen dead guy at the bottom right?
>>155761207
Reaper
76
76
Ana or symmetra
>>155761060
I dont have many thats why im here looking for more
>>155761207
>BDSM top
Zarya
>BDSM sub
Mercy
>homosex
Bastion
>cooking a good meal when you get back from workAnyone butTracer
>>155761283
Looks like McCree in front and Genji in the background.
>>155761469
>implying that Zarya doesn't want to be treated like a princess in bed
baka desu senpai
>>155761207
Roadhog
Roadhog
Roadhog
Roadhog
>>155761026
the goggles are pretty bad
>>155750295
I'm like this but with Hanzo.
Fuck Hanzo.
>>155737598
black guy was holding his hand too long
>>155761207
- Widow, who else?
- Tracer. I like her but I kinda want to slap her face
- I want to be raped by the hog
- Ana, easy choice.
>>155737598
I just had a moment as awkward as this with the pizza delivery guy not even 20 minutes ago. I can't imagine how awkward I'd be with tens of thousands watching my every move in HD
>>155758793
I never asked for a good looking girl, and I'm not looking for a gf, so why should I be good looking ? I'm good at the game and I think I'm fun to play with.
>>155760880
Let me judge
>>155761207
Reaper
GenjiZarya or Pharah
Lucio
>>155764183
Why do you want to play with a girl ?