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/pdg/ - Payday: The heist, Payday 2 and Payday: Crimewar General

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/pdg/-tan lewds when edition

Previous thread: >>155443271

>Workshop Manual
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2 (Frank is back)
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2skills.com/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (out of date, somebody update this shit already):
http://i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VbhCe21nhc [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHEkCM3fTrc [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
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First for fucking up Slaughter house DW because someone placed the gasoline can for the tires at the same time that you
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PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR P-PUSSY /PDG/-TAN !!!
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>>155606460
>Payday: Crimewar
You shoud really kill yourself.
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I just played a full round of hoxxit D2 DW where I did nothing but sprint in circles around the map and firing an incendiary piglet at all the enemy spawnpoints.
It was the most boring match I've played and I somehow got 500 kills.
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>>155606778
There should be a spare gas can anyway.

I usually find 3.
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>>155606852
not always
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Does the extra crowbar in Hotline Miami D1 that is outside the basement not spawn in DW? I can never find the shit
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>>155607696
No, the only crowbar that spawns on DW is inside the cage
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>>155607597
yes always, on overkill and death wish

only two on the other difficulties
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I've got a question on gun accuracy and stability.
Do they exclusively effect automatic and semiautomatic guns respectively? I like to use my AMR-16 on semi-auto and was wondering if I should mod it for full accuracy, but I've noticed that when I rapidly fire on semi-auto mode, the recoil goes to shit, would using mods that increase stability help that?
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>>155608476
>rapidly fire on semi-auto mode
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>>155608528
pressing M1 quickly anon
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>>155608550
Yeah.
Why?
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>>155608624
scary dozers and sudden ninja spawns
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>>155608476
while mods that increase stability would help that, you really shouldn't have an issue with recoil if your gun is on single fire, just control your recoil better.

>>155608624
dozers
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>>155608662
>>155608668
>>155608698
The gun has a fullauto mode with faster firing and less recoil just for that
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>>155608698
So stability does directly affect recoil, regardless of full auto or semi, yes?
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>>155608743
the AMR-16 shoots so fast and its ammo pool is so low that I feel that semi is a must.
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>>155608807
correct

>>155608743
locking it on singlefire with the mod is pretty much required to use the dmr kit, unless you wanna press V everytime you switch guns lol
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How are you supposed to get the mod parts for the butcher AK/CAR dlc? I havent gotten a drop yet and you cant get it as a reward for doing dailies.
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>>155609182
achievements
pretty ridiculous ones
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>>155609182
cheevos
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Where does the "base" folder inside your BLT mods come from? Is it default from BLT?
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>>155609373
I think so, yeah.
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>>155609182
sam

if you actually bought the dlc like a good goy, overkill should give you the damn content up front instead of making you do extra work for it
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>>155609373
yes
check base/mod.txt for more info
or read it in game but i forget where
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>>155609454
>>155609493
tyty
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>>155610014
well meme'd familito
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>>155608475
i guess im just retarded, i remember not being able to find a third once
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Hey guys, remember that bug back in Runescape where saying "µ" in chat would crash the game of everyone who didn't have chat turned off?
BLT has just that!
%8
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>>155610821
%8?
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>get back from vacation
>limited hat thing
>last thread had shitload of codes
>all of them taken by reddit

fucking hell.
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>>155611141
>all of them taken by reddit
There's still 2 weeks to get them
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I have a weird urge to play mallcrasher all of a sudden
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>>155611563
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Daily reminder that NGBTO is pure cancer
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>>155611845
t. =T$E= pR0gAYmEr[ARG] (57)
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>>155612106
This is a good idea actually
If you have more than 200 hours it boots you from Overkill games and tells you to go play DW you fucking scrub
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>you don't need inspire aced in all your builds,

What does this shotgun suitfag with silencer killer aced mean by this ?
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>>155611845
Daily reminder goon mod is pointless
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>>155613023

Silenced shotguns are worthless, Overkill gives you plenty of damage.

Now silenced DMR is where it's at.
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>>155613023
He's right.
You don't need inspire aced for your sthelf profile.
It should be there in all the rest though.
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TIGHTEST
>>
ASS
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I got bored of this game within my first 50 hours, and I think I know why.

>only used shotgun because everything else feels shitty
>only ever ran builds that have shock and awe + stagger because shields in hallways are fucking dumb
>only ever ran hoxout/big bank because everything else gives dick all for rewards

on top of that
>moralfags kick anyone that uses dlc unlocker
>if it's not that, it's retard pubs throwing missions
>stealth is buggy as shit and not fun

What the fuck do I do to make this game enjoyable?
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Is there a mod that adds the StG-44 to the game?
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>>155616953
get friends to play with
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>>155616953
By fucking off and never come back
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>>155616953
Don't be poor
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>>155617058
I don't think so
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>>155613023
inspire aced is useless

basic is good enough
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>>155617330

>being able to res people through walls and floors is useless

ok
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>>155617231
Damn shame. If I knew how to port, I'd definitely bring in KF1's StG. It's such a good rifle.
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>>155617054
DE-

LETE

THIS

NOW
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>>155617365
>res them
>they get downed again almost instantly
>end up going down to clear the room and res them manually because 20 second kekdown

waste of points m8
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>>155617386
>that pic,

Dragan confirmed for being on suicide watch
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>>155617386
You could try to request one to be done but I dunno how often >:3 or Groceries take em.
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>>155617485

8 points is steep but inspired aced is worth it to me because if you're that deep into the tree you'll have the patient take less damage when they get up.

I should mention I don't play Deathwish so people actually DO have a chance to escape and reload.
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>>155617054
At least post good quality sokol porn
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>>155617498
Yeah, I got a party hat like a minute after they announced the whole housewarming thing, and knew I had to wear it on always-depressed-Dragan.
Didn't take any pictures of anyone else wearin' em though, but fyi Jimmy looks retarded wearing it.
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>>155616953
>I'm poor
>I don't have friends
>I want variety in my builds and weapons but I absolutely refuse to change my builds and weapons
>I want variety in my heists but I refuse to play anything other than Hoxton Breakout

Wow, it's almost like it's all your fault.
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>>155617573
Just draw it yourself then. If you're capable to stealth 4 stores DW, you're over-qualified for the job.
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>So. The money is falling. For you.

Locke confirmed for being a baneposter
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>Lots of quality gayday stuff out

>Barely any pdg-tan lewds

God fucking damnit
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Did someone say party
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>>155616953
>ran
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>>155617993
>implying i'm not a 0 infamy who's never completed a death wish heist
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>>155618830
>sokol's face
>jacket's face
What the fuck? I haven't played this shit in like 4 months what am I looking at?
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>>155620626
[ A E S T H E T I C ]
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PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : JHCLP-H95ZG-WF60N
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : C0TIF-HKC6N-I64VQ
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 6DNFG-Q08AM-0ZKR2
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : Q0R2J-P8CZ9-YXHGH
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : H0863-WWR4Q-PJBHN
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : N62DE-K9X3P-GGZ2R
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 3GJ6E-WR3JB-MRYQ5
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : J00K9-RAFK8-VNY2X
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : GK3NA-J7CLI-Q9IN3
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : FWI79-IR9PA-28IXD
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : RRQQT-006LV-MAJIZ
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : LBJZM-E6PDQ-Q0TDR
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 57GTP-FMKYE-I9TDJ
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : JR3DF-VDL4E-6PZXG
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 8BIXN-W9MAY-4HK92
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : LH0D5-NLGL0-AHVIP
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 22EL7-IKFQQ-7CRJQ
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 5WDKN-AKCGA-4IQ2Z
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : ABJT0-PL8C0-LVMM2
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : W6K84-TGYQH-PF6EP
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>>155621635
But I already have the hat :^)
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>>155621635
I'm not sure that many people visit /pdg/ but it's nice you guys thought of us
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>>155621635
J00K9-RAFK8-VNY2X

Thanks
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let's play death wish I want to try out this shitty new skillset I made
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>>155621635
>PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : GK3NA-J7CLI-Q9IN3

Danke
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>>155621635
>3GJ6E-WR3JB-MRYQ5
thank
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>>155621635
>trying to attract more reddit
Are we going to have this every fucking thread?
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Who wants to play the tournament beta
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sallad
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>>155621635
> Q0R2J-P8CZ9-YXHGH
Cheers m8
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>>155620626
Jacket looks his (estimated) age now.
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>>155621635
5WDKN-AKCGA-4IQ2Z
Thanks senpai.
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is triple deag still good
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>>155621635
>JR3DF-VDL4E-6PZXG
cool
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muh bus stop
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>>155556051
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Elephant In The Room (elephant_4_jobs)
- Into The Dark (any_25_spooc_kills)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>155617498
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>[Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed]
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>>155621635
>LH0D5-NLGL0-AHVIP
Well looks like I managed to get one
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Kill me please.
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>>155626067

I just gave plenty of codes to Reddit. We also have some other guys who're going to post more on reddit.
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>>155635968
fuck off
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>>155635968
See
>>155636037
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>>155635968
Ashley can you make them restore Sokol's face pls it looks bad now
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>>155636307
>Mfw read "cockston" the first time
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>>155635539
Anarchist isn't good with suit
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>>155639145
Use whatever you want I'm just saying Anarchist with ICTV or LBV is a lot better
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>suitfag breaks free from his leash
>runs 30m away from everyone else
>cl
>help
>help
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>>155621635
>8BIXN-W9MAY-4HK92
Thanks pal
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>take shockproof aced to see what it's like
>tasers have no tase cooldown and can tase while knocked down, so they just tase you again instantly after you press F
>you LITERALLY get taselocked forever if you had no ammo
What the fuck is even going on at Overkill to let this slip through QA?
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>>155641173
>What the fuck is even going on at Overkill to let this slip through QA?

Considering the long ass list of confirmed and known bugs, it seems working on fixing them is less lucrative as making dlc or adding edgy quotes on chains skins.
>>
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>>155638990
the regen is fine if you have at least 200 armor
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>>155641173

Tried testing this but this never happened. I used it fine without problems. Using any mods?
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>>155644380
No but I was client, so maybe that
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>>155641173
>>155644380
this is old news with shockproof basic, I have to find the taser and be aiming at him when it procs in order to kill the taser with the free reload otherwise I just keep getting re-tased
doesn't happen to me with aced though
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>>155644675
>procs
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And yet again I have achieved the birthday hat for free and without begging redditors thanks to being red pilled and using a DLC Unlocker

Stay cucked tho
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>>155644675

Ah okay so its only with the basic? Right my bad i was trying with the skill aced. I'll let bug reporting know and they'll check it out.
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>>155644675
>procs
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>>155645632
>>155646042
calm your 'tisms
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>>155613023
>wasting points on getting incompetent teammates up
almost as bad as putting points into skills about getting downed desu
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>>155616953
guide on best paying missions: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=766424456
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r8
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>>155649526
weeb/10
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>>155645942
Why is a overkill employee on fucking /vp/?
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I'm watching college handegg and there's a player with the last name Sokol
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WANKA
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>>155651359
Looking for gameplay elements to steal.
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>played some heists with pubs
>pubshitter adds me
>"where did you get the party hat?"
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YOU NEVER NEED MORE THAN TWO ACED AMMOBAGS STOP BRINGING FUCKING SIX OF THEM
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>>155657316
>Needing two
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>>155651359
Shilling
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>>155621635
Do we really need more goddamned party hat codes in here?
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>>155657316
>hotline memeami day one
>we have 4 medbags and 4 ammobags
>i switch away from bedbags into 3 C4 to open the doors
>"why do you have c4 without c4 skills"
>"bring FAK"
>switch to FAK without FAK skills
>apparently this is better
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>>155657316
>needing ammo
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>>155657704
People never question me on hoxout at least
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>>155611141
Hang out in the steam group chat. The devs were on the other day and probably gave out 100 codes just while I was in there.
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>>155658015
>Needing guns
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>>155657584
>he prefers to throw away his dignity and suck someone on the steam forums
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Honest question: what's with all the spite over the Overkill guy being here? Isn't it good that they care what we have to say about PD2? And that they've let it be known that they're an employee?

>>155656152
Nah, that's what Last Bullet's for.
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>>155660682
we hate things

cunt
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Tell me about HE, all that you can
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>>155661079
Why does he wear the mask?
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>>155661079
well, you see
HE has no style, HE has no grace
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>>155661079
HE Judge is THE most overpowered secondary in the whole game for so many reasons it isn't even funny
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>>155660201
I prefer to not have the thread spammed with codes for a virtual party hat that, first off, I already have, and, secondly, if I didn't have it, I have the DLC unlocker anyway.
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Does anyone use the weaker sniper rifles? They can maintain 1:1 ammo pretty easily and can very easily deal with shields without needing to switch to an HE
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>>155661696
>need multiple headshots for a single shield
>"very easily"
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>>155661079
Dogshit for damage outside of edge-case situations.
It destroys Bulldozer visors easily and stuns them, which makes killing them safely trivial. They also kill shields, are highly effective against Winters and can be used as CC for everything else in limited capacity.
At the cost of making one of your weapons an utility tool it trivializes the biggest threats in the game.
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>>155661909
>when
Never
>where
Never
>why
No
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>>155661961
So, it counts as an explosive like the GL40 and others?
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>>155662383
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>>155606460
not bad advertising
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>>155661754
take your meds sperg
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>wear party hat
>join lobby
>someone bitches about the hats and quits the game

Glorious.
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>>155661961
I've been using an HE Breaker with a variety of high acc./high damage pistols for my secondary. It covers the bases well and is quite a flexible combo overall.
I know the popular spin on it is to load the Judge with HE, but I like the Breaker and I like pistols. Very satisfying.
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>>155662612
I dont get it
>>
Crimefest '16 Day 2

>Weapons will no longer be separated as Primary and Secondary.
>You can now take two of any mechanically fired projectile weapon in any combination.
>Melee weapons will now occupy a tertiary weapon slot and must now be wielded to be used.
>Counterstrike Basic has been changed to have a 15% chance to stagger enemies.
>Counterstrike Aced has been changed to have a 30% chance to knock down enemies. Does not work on Bulldozers or Shields.

;)
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>>155664282
QUADRUPLE DEAGLES
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>>155664352
>>155664416

Christ, will you guys just fuck already?
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>>155664442
Are you a witch?
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can you stop
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>don't have to bump the thread anymore
nice.
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>>155664848
No way that they can balance that shit anymore
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>everyone complaining about how hard it is to get a hat and how codes are being used instantly
>Claim hat from a 5 minute old post because americucks arent awake yet
Ez
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>>155664848
hey mods you deleted one post too many
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>>155667464
It had the same IP, so yeah that faggot was shitposting
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>A fully working example is available in the Example Mods of the Payday 2 BLT.
>there are no example mods anywhere in the folders BLT comes with
>nothing comes up when searching for example mods in the BLT website or in the documentation
The fuck
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Jesus, this thread is slow.

Went out for lunch with family and we're only at 160 posts.
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>>155668281
You know what would be a perfect starting point for that?
The example mod
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>>155668506
Yes the DLC unlocker is a great example on how to add a custom menu. You're a genius.
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Has reddit fucked off yet?
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>>155667647
>It had the same IP
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
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>>155668807
New enough to be looking for the examples that don't seem to be there
I mean what kind of reply do you even expect senpai
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>>155668560
I give you this one

>>155668895
That’s how deleting posts work
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>>155668934
that's literally not how it works at all
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>>155668895
It's significantly easier to nuke every post from the same IP than it is to select each individually.
The guy was spamming, so I don't think the resident janitor-kin gives a flying fuck if one of his non-spam posts gets caught in the crossfire.
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>>155668970
>>155668675
>>155668038
>2016
>still not explaining your memes
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>>155669078
do you have literally any actual factual unambiguous and empirical proof that those posts were from the same person though

because right now your argument is basically just "because I assume it to be so"
>>
>>155669298
Do you have a better explanation?
A janitor was deleting posts, and a post got deleted.

I fucking wonder what might have happened to it. Must've been the jews.
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>>155669221
explain
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>trash posts codes
>thread goes to shot
PURE COINCIDENCE GOY
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>>155669431
>still no proof
>MUH JEWS THO

okay lad, it's time for you to go back to /pol/
>>
>>155669516
explain
>>
Quick question about the DLC unlocker; I use it, will I still be able to play online unnoticed by VAC?

I'm a newfriend when it comes to this, and I don't wanna drop 100+$ on DLC past when I joined in for the Hotline Miami DLC sale
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>>155669752
explain
>>
>>155669574
*shit
>>
>>155669847
It's a non-valve game, how's it gonna have VAC?
And you're only marked as a cheater, if you stop using stuff from DLC's you don't own you will stop being marked as a cheater
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>>155669847
>VAC
>>
>>155669847
>Being poor

Payday 2 doesnt have VAC or bans, but they can ban you from the community which give items
>>
>>155669951
explain
>>
>>155670251
explain
>>
someone make a new general

this one is beyond saving
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>>155670117
>>155670072
>>155670051
>>155670050
>>155670117
Alright then, guess I have nothing to lose since I don't ever go to the steam forums.
>>
>>155670438
explain
>>
>>155670706
explain
>>
>>155670573
There is shit that you get in the game for being part of the forum, Everything on blue being community items your loss but hey, enjoy HYOG all the time so you don't get kicked from the pubs for being a bad goy :^)
>>
>>155670907
explain
>>
Get a _ban already you two
>>
>>155671152
explain
>>
>>155671183
>implying it's only two people
>>
>>155671350
>implying it's two people
>>
So, is this all you guys do, is shitpost and complain?

It's alot better than /gtag/, by a mile.
>>
owned
>>
>>155671950
/gtag/ ain't that bad desu

/sg/ and /xcg/ are the real shitholes
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>>155673231
No u
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>>155673418
Literally what does any of this have to do with payday
>>
>>155673520
it doesn't, really, but since we were already talking about which generals we thought were worse
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>>155673417
remove
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>>155673619
>Those arms outstretched.
modding was a mistake
>>
>>155673418
/sug/ is OK when the show airs.

tumblr is the real cancer here, and the generals turn to shit when they're moved to /trash/
>>
>>155673418
Weirdest general I've been in was Morenatsu General, there were at least 3 different ballistics-grade janitors permanently assigned to it and all of them hated it.
It went about as well as you'd expect, I couldn't make sense of it.
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>>155673708
>based EXALT suits
>mistake
Spotted the xscum
>>
>>155673418
go read tf2g
>>
>>155666215
>now have to watch Redditors give advice to each other in here instead of staying in their containment subreddit
Still skeptical this is a good thing.
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>>155674175
/utg/ is still worse
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katana or buzzer
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>>155674836
buzzer if you have intimidation / cop-hostaging skills

katana if you have melee skills

if you don't have any relevant skills, just flip a coin
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>>155674967
Dominator is innate now.
>>
>>155674836
ice pick >>> katana
>>
>>155674836
If you have Bloodthirst at least basic: Ice Pick
Otherwise: Buzzer (note: buzzer is better than electric knuckles)
Those are your ONLY choices.
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>>155670902
Unlocker doesn't care if you get banned from the forums ;)
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>>155675187
>infiltrator's health regen on melee applies to converted cops
>mfw took Joker + Partners in Crime Aced just to keep a fat little tan purely for the passive buffs and as a mobile food source
>>
the krink and cz805 are useless since they can't hit 91 without silent shitter
>>
>>155677693
the only 80 damage weapon that comfortably hits 91 without silent shitter is the AMR
just forget about 91 and put your faith in underdog, look at how you still 2shot tans almost always
underdog will never let you down
>>
Murky station or shadow raid?
>>
the most horrifying thought when joining a NGBTO + Pocohud + Meth Helper game is trying to imagine what the host's screen looks like
>>
>>155678741
Car Shop
>>
Beneath the Mountain or Boiling Point?
>>
>>155679168
Goat Simulator
>>
>>155678860
Covered in grease stains and spittle from coughing up the pizza and sandwiches his mom brings him
>>
>stop playing for a month
>come back for difficulty masks
>see what's missing
>alesso hard
Shouldn't be too bad
>game crashes right when going loud
Fuck you, Overkill.
>>
>>155680336
Don't use shit mods you shitter
>>
>>155680336
if you have goonmod, delete it
>>
>>155680336
>leaving mods installed after an update
baka tbqh desu fampai
>>
>>155678741
Murky
>>
>>155680579
>>155680618
>>155680637
Other heists haven't crashed, obviously.
>>
>playing for 9 hours straight
>still no safe drop


reeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
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OC
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>>155681250
>just got my chains safe today after only a single round of aftershock
>mint-condition boreas
>>
>>155681671
those winter camo skins are pretty cool
>>
RIP
>>
>>155683448
What a shame.
>>
wankas
>>
Arms outstretched
>>
axxelerate u wanke
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>>155691314
>I don't know who I am.
>I don't know where I am.
>But I must kill.
>>
>>155691661
Jacket looks so mad there
>>
>>155661079
In case there was ever any doubt HE is OP
>>
>>155692927
>silent shitter
>>
>>155693912
Is a dodge/crit fag
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>>155693912
Hey man, I ain't gonna say no to free concealment from Optical Illusions.
Only need Basic and you already have a pretty sweet SB gun.
>>
>>155693912
>not using silencers purely for tacticoolness
>>
>>155694073
>not only a silent shitter and suit dodge fag, but also settling for a 40 damage clarion when 46 is possible without any silent shitter at all
>>
>>155694186
>he fell for the 46 damage breakpoint meme
Goodness me
>>
>>155694183
>quiet guns on a loud heist
>ever
>EVER
>>
>>155694186
Also, that ain't suit, Crook is ridiculously good
>>
>>155606460
Stopped playing at hype train after it became clear that money for rushed content was all PD2 was ever going to be.

How is the game now? Is solo stealth possible anywhere or is it still just a shootemup with a non functional stealth round at the start?
>>
>>155694462
>>
Why is pd2skills so bad
>>
>>155694774
Why are FBI files so bad
>>
>>155694276
all breakpoints are memes
>>
>>155694186
Post your build
>>
>>155694549
No, I'm actually asking.
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>>155694863
39.9, 118 and 181 are the main ones
The rest are questionable, 46 is especially bad
>>
>>155695078
all breakpoints are memes
>>
I'm a little surprised by how many DLC weapons are straight downgrades from free weapons
Literally every weapon from the Gage historical pack is unusably bad besides the Buzzsaw
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>>155694462
>Is solo stealth possible anywhere

around 75-80% of the total heists you should be able to stealth them. Mallcrashers and firestarter day one are supposed be loud only but some veteran player could manage to successfully stealth them
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>>155697471
>doesn't know about potato masher meta
hi newfag
>>
>>155698959
>Mallcrashers and firestarter day one are supposed be loud only but some veteran player could manage to successfully stealth them
Rats D2 too. Basically it's pretty much an oversight that you can "stealth" them at all, they're extremely tedious and difficult to do that way and you don't get a sthelf bonus or anything.
>>
GUYS

GUYS

GYS

GUYS

SOMEOEN DDID CLOVER PORN HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

http://rule34-data-006.paheal.net/_images/04f5463d774b88894d472f1b7bb887f0/1982509%20-%20Clover%20Payday%20Payday_2.png

http://rule34-data-006.paheal.net/_images/04f5463d774b88894d472f1b7bb887f0/1982509%20-%20Clover%20Payday%20Payday_2.png

http://rule34-data-006.paheal.net/_images/04f5463d774b88894d472f1b7bb887f0/1982509%20-%20Clover%20Payday%20Payday_2.png
>>
>>155701232
You're a couple threads late, senpai.

There's even a tumblr for it.
>>
>>155701375
WHAT WHERE
>>
>>155701232
>clover
>the stealthfag of the gang
>using a memectv
Sorry, I cannot masturbate to this.
>>
>>155701537
>>the stealthfag of the gang
I thought that was supposed to be Houston
>>
>>155701537
i always use clover with ictv lol
>>
>>155701232
sydney when
>>
>>155701461
http://payday-clover.tumblr.com/
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>>155697471
Welcome to the concept of balance at Overkill.
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>>155702904
Goddamn it
>>
>>155697471
you act like this is a bad thing
>>
name 2 things wrong with this stelf build

http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mhjlr:eklQr:tCefHIKLr:gABCdEFjklPr:foqr:ibcdea:pB8:::
>>
>>155705694
having berserker basic and not having parkour aced
>>
>>155705694
Remove Engineer tree
>>
>>155705694
put sode
>>
>>155706175
but one tap deposit boxes are nice
>>155706184
>missing out on jack of all trades
>>
>>155617993
Link to source?
>>
>>155706726
imgur.com
>>
akimbo mark 10 when
>>
cloaca
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>>155709476
Never. You can add them on the list of akimbo community beg with the akimbo judges, akimbo broomsticks and akimbo broncos.
>>
Augusto Pinochet character pack when
>>
>>155694462
DONT COME BACK ITS SHIIIIIIT
>>
crimefest
>>
reposting since i want more feedback

https://dropfile.to/ErTo1ww

>hey /pdg/ test my drill autofixer BLT mod for me

>autofix is evaluated each time a drill starts instead of only when it's initially set
>autofix status is reflected by gui icon (grey/white/yellow for none/able/active)
>autofix, if active, will start between 5 and 10 seconds after drill breaks instead of 5 to 20 seconds
>>
>>155694462
>Is solo stealth possible anywhere
Solo stealth was always doable. Maybe you or your computer sucks.
>>
>>155631262
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- I Wasn't Even There (i_wasnt_even_there)
- Target Practice: Submachine Gun (smg_100_kills)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>155715842
>Crimefest will end up in content locked behind codes you'll have to suck forum mods or devs for it,

we /road to crimefest/ all over again
>>
>>155661961
>Dogshit dmg
literally onehits everything but dozers on dw with the right build
>>
>>155722871
>outside of edge-case scenarios
Read before you post.
HE can't headshot which at best only halves its effective damage.
Dozer visors take extra damage from explosions because lel overkill and crits work off headshot multiplier even if the gun can't headshot.
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>cook 7 bags of meth
>Garage Escape, no biggie
>Day 2
>Trying to find the money bags
>they are nowhere to be seen in all three buildings
>floating crowbar icons everywhere on doors
Does anyone know what OVK did to fuck up Rats Day 2 again?
>>
>>155706289
Durable (not Sharp!) Blade & Fast Motor is all you need since u100.
>>
>>155727701
That's what happens when you play with cheaters. Also, don't play with Solarpletex (You).
>>
>>155728693
You still need the Portable Saw Aced skill for the 140% damage in order to hit the breakpoint for one tapping if you don't have Berserker.
>>
>>155729050
portable saw aced gives you an extra blade in addition to the damage buff
you don't have to spend points on useless filler either
>>
WANKA
>>
>YOU WANNA JOKER ME, EH
What did he mean by this?
>>
>>155728872
I've played in a normal lobby and still had those pop up.
>>
>>155734453
"Jump at me", you brazilian piece of shit.
>>
>>155707132
Thanks, my friend
>>
>>155691661
Why is gosling so angry?
>>
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Anarchist+Frenzy+Berserker+Katana
>>
>>155739630
congratulations on almost having a shotgun
>>
>>155739734
I usually pack double shotguns
>>
>>155739630

Ice Pick > Katana even for non concealment builds
>>
>>155740423
katana > ice pick for repeated swings
>>
>>155740423
Pick Axe > Ice Pick
>>
>>155740580
for 3+ swings where you never stop mashing the melee button and don't charge your swings
which should be never
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>Chains is in a pickle,

What did bain mean by this ?
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>>155744182
What did Simon mean by this?
>>
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>>155744182
>>155744619
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Pickle
>>
Newfags will never know about leaving Mallcrasher in the van
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>>155748821
>doing Mallcrasher stelth
>>
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>host rages and kicks everyone else because a guy drew dicks on the pre planning board
>>
>>155749419
You used to be able to leave in the van if you were fast enough on loud
>>
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>count on the retard with the RPG to do his job
>mark dozers, say "dozer" in chat, see how the red outline slowly turns the corner unopposed

>count on the retard with the RPG to be the retard with the RPG
>every single time I move up to a dozer to magdump on face I get a rocket up my ass
>>
how do you do dockyard DW loud?
>>
>>155749783
I think the retard with the RPG refuses to go after dozers if he thinks he could be in danger from confronting the dozer alone. They're cowardly faggots that bring a big gun to make themselves feel better about being useless, not that they aim to be less useless.

You might have to juke the retard with the RPG or something by making him think it's safe to poke his head out and shoot the dozer by running up to the dozer then doubling back or something.
>>
>>155750162
By not firing a single shot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14o31Qfd1X0
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>when you add soda instead of chloride
>you know it was chloride
>and your e switched to soda
>>
>>155750929
>pre-nerf frenerchist
discarded
>>
>>155751086
You have a point.
>>
>>155737848
>everyone who disagrees with me is brazilian

epic

allahu akbar, my white and based islamic syrian kurdish legion storm power KKKlan /b/rother
>>
>>155751086
Actually, it's armorer in offline mode, which is probably worse
>>
>>155751156
You are the worst poster this general has ever had
>>
>>155752068
no

it's you
>>
>>155752432
See
>>155752068
>>
Why is the pick up rate on the breaker so shit?
>>
>>155753075

Is it lower than the Judge?
>>
>>155754253
Y
>>
>>155752570
see
>>155752432
>>
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>>155753075
To push you to buy that breaker 12G legendary skin who happens to have a couple extra shells because of lore reasons
>>
>>155754825
See
>>155606784
>>
>>155754984
b-but /pdg/ told me the skins aren't p2w
>>
>>155755279
b-but overshill and reddit told me the skins aren't p2w
FTFY
>>
>>155755368
b-but /pdg/ told me the skins aren't p2w
FTFY
>>
>>155755368
>>155755418
tfw you forget to greentext
>>
>sokol
>goat mask
>black on black
>rogue in flak jacket
>suppressed raven with goat skin
>suppressed judge with goat skin
>non-upgraded faks
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when is gage going to give us those SAMs already
>>
>>155754984
Does that bayonet affect anything?
>>
>>155756028
Yeah it slices your fingers off when you switch weapons
>>
fucking moot
>>
>>
>>155756028
it affects the aesthetic
>>
ammo bag is the deployable for shitters
>>
>>155757917
so that's why you're always bringing so many of them
>>
>>155758110
no I get my ammo from the cops I kill
>>
>>155757917
Depends on the map, in some shit like transports you can't safely go pickup the ammo drops and someone should have a saw anyways
Now, aced Medbags are the mark of a true shitter
>>
>>155759037
sometimes it's useful to bring an aced medbag, even if you're never going to use it yourself. mostly if you already know you're playing with a team of absolute shitters who are going to get downed very often
>>
What is your aced deployable?
>>
>>155759362
my balls into your mouth
owned
>>
>>155759229
I play with shitters 100% of the time
They don't even use the medbags
>>
>>155750162
It's stupid easy, just take the boat escape.

Take Illja to hear him brag.
Take the crowbar if you want extra dosh.
>>
panic room?
>>
>>155759037

>Tripmines
Shitter.
>ECM
Silent Shitter.
>FAKs
Selfish Shitter.
>Sentry Guns
Totally DW Viable Shitter.
>Doctor Bags
I guess Shitter might go down.
>Ammo Bags
Shitters better not be ninjaing all my ammo boxes.

>Armor Bag
MLG Masterrace Shitter.
>>
>>155760435
>FAK
>selfish
I'm throwing these down everywhere for you shitters
>>
how do we feel about Jack of Trades Aced
>>
>>155760634
It's good, but I don't use it because I'm not a deployableslut
>>
>>155760634
Good for stealth, or if you have points to blow on your shitty DW build.
>>
>a whole room of cops can't down me as long as I use cover every 5 secs or so
>one single blackdozer literally oneshots my armor and then oneshots my health
dude difficulty lmao
>>
>>155761021
>bulldozer kills in two shots
oh so just like literally how it was in PDTH then

get good
>>
>>155761117
oh sure, you have to be a retard to go down to anything except dozers and if I can help it I cheese those with HE

that is shit difficulty no matter how good you are
>>
Ability to combine masks when?
I want to use the party hat and the Bane mask
>>
>>155761379
have you tried not getting shot
>>
>>155761441
that's what the HE is for
>>
>>155761021
don't worry, dozers are gonna start running soon
>>
>>155759862
I'm kinda getting stuck around the hacking objective, since either rooms that can randomly generate the computer has so many windows where cops can utterly destroy you while you have no idea where they're shooting from.

And having to deal with power boxes is annoying too.
>>
Shoot
And
Scoot
>>
Rock o clock
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>DW Pro Biker Heist
>Tell the team not to grab extra loot it's not worth it
>Entire team is daisy chaining bags
>I'm almost at the end and get down
>Everyone is still at the back of the train
>Everyone get's over ran
>>
Do not behave in an ignorant or irrational manner
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>want to do the achievement where you have to stealth art gallery with everyone wearing ICTVs
>open a lobby, pubs join right away
>explain that everyone needs to wear ICTV and ECM rush
>ALL THREE PUBS instantly understand and respec to have ICTV + maxed ECMs
>everyone knows how to chain ECMs flawlessly
>nobody bumps into the alarm lasers
>do it all in the first try in less than 10 minutes since I opened the lobby
Holy fuck
I'm still not convinced it wasn't just a dream
It's all downhill from here
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>That guy who inspires you in a sea of cops without giving supporting fire
>>
>>155766657
you get full armor and 80% damage reduction for 5 seconds
walk it off and try to not sprint right into the middle of a sea of cops next time retard
>>
>>155766591
>the achievement where you have to stealth art gallery with everyone wearing ICTVs
that's not an achievement
>>
>>155766848
The Turtle Always Wins
In the Art Gallery job, complete the heist in stealth within 4 minutes with each crew member wearing the Improved Combined Tactical Vest and no Armor Kit deployable equipped. Unlocks the "Classic Stock" for the AK weapon family, "2 Piece Stock" for the AK and CAR weapon families, "Pachy" mask, "Fossil" material and "Prehistoric Predator" pattern.
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>>155766826
>what is a tazer/sniper/cloaker
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>>155767134
>in (IN)
>sea of cops
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>>155766591
>FF day one DW Pro
>all pubs
>get 9 paintings
>complete mission in 2 minutes in stealth
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>>155766979
oh i think that was one of the first achievs i got in the game that's why i don't remember it lol
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>>155767232
>tfw only guy watching the drills
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>>155767395
if the drill is in the middle of a sea of cops you probably should quit to main menu and find a better lobby
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>>155767449
>tfw main menu is in a sea of cops
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Some cheating cunt spawned gorillion meth bags and instantly ended the heist before I could alt-f4. Is there anyway to prevent from this shit from happening again?
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>>155768878
No, anyways isnt like that its going to hurt you
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>>155768947
It is because I'm really autistic and enjoy the grinding.
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>>155768878
Play with only bots
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>>155768878
I believe there's a mod that lets you restore previous progress if it detects a suspicious payout
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>>155769761
That's not really a viable solution with Overkill's shitty AI. I guess I'll just become a stealth shitter.
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>>155770093
Just git gud or use better bots
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>>155768878
Stop playing cook off, literally cheater bait
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>>155765894
I think the problem was splitting up instead of sticking together.

Biker Day 2 requires the team to just deathball their way from front to back, if they split up, they just get gangbanned from the infinite stream of rooftop cops.
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>>155770093
It's okay.

Difficulty is more easier without bots because Cloakers don't down you anymore if you're alone.
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>>155766591
>decide to do the achievement for doing nightclub with everyone using 2 saws afterwards
>could do it solo sthelf in normal but decide to do it overkill loud just for fun
>pic related happens
>funnest image of the night is 3 people pouncing on a dozer and taking like 5 seconds to saw it to death
Normally pubs don't even speak english
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>>155771296
>Wanker.jpg
Nice name faggot
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>>155771296
>rogue in HBV
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>want to use DMCWO with basically every custom weapon out there
>it doesn't support most stuff, including all the mods I actually want

all I want is my PPSH and good, non-meta weaponry
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>>155771541
Thanks I liked it too
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>>155771982
>using DMCWO at all

Please fuck off back to whatever hole you came out of, the vanilla weapon balance is perfectly fine and DMCWO is tacticool dogshit added by a faggot who thinks he knows better than overkill.
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>>155772226
>the vanilla weapon balance is perfectly fine
Gotta be a little more subtle if you want people to buy into your b8
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>>155772226
>the vanilla weapon balance is perfectly fine
>35 damage weapons that can't hit 39.9 base
>40 damage weapons that can't hit 46 base
>80 damage weapons that can't hit 91 base
>the entire 160 damage AR niche with the sole exception of the M308
>weapons with 28 acc base
>weapons with 28 stab base
>Breaker's ammo count
>Judge's damage
>Clarion's everything
>etc

no
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>>155773095
Entirety of the 80 damage AR niche is worthless except the AMR, too
Don't forget about the RoF nerf for pistols for no fucking reason
Also Bronco
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>>155773431
>>155773095
>>155772349
>cheating

If you don't like it, don't play it. I routinely kick DMCWO shitters like you.
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>>155773706
I don't even use DMCWO
I don't even know what DMCWO is

I was just making a point about the weapon balance
don't be a cunt
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I don't even use DMCWO to make you GET THE FUCK UP
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>>155777549
Honey I'm down
Not that I need you
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GET SNOIPED BICH
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>>155778337
YOU GOT SNOIPED, NOT ME!
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>>155778594
TRY JUMPING ME NOW FUCKER!
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>>155778898
YOU CAN'T KILL ME BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD
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>>155778951
NUH UH YOU'RE DEAD I SHOT YOU FIRST
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>>155779364
I FUCKING DESTROY CLOAKERS
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Any beginner friendly hesiters out there? It's been a long time since I ever really played, and I wasn't really much good first time around. Hoping to get better, but I would appreciate some guidance. Also just any general tips would be great.
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>>155779496
foking*
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>>155779549
don't ask /pdg/ for help
they'll just shit on you for being shit and tell you to do deathwish only or kys because the game is about e-peen
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>>155779639
/pdg/ also has no idea about the game they're supposedly playing
they think musclesuit is better than rogue
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>>155779549
Join chat and we heist, or just pub
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>>155779549
The base game heists are basically mostly the newbie heists.

Jew Store
UK Job
Four Stores
Mallcrasher
Diamond Store
H&Ts
Nightclub
etc.

Then there's like, Art Gallery and a couple others.
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>>155780359
Don't forget Car Shop.
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>>155781082
Just because Car Shop is only played by newbies and desperate achievement hunters doesn't mean it's a newbie heist.

No newbie should have to deal with that shit until they are a few hundred hours too deep to ragequit from one heist.
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>trying to make a mod and testing after every change involves getting someone to join my lobby for a second
>friends obviously don't want to boot the game up every time I want to test something so I rely on pubs joining me
>found out the fastest way to get people to join is buy a big bank overkill contract, which gets 3 people in seconds
>all these 3 people looking forward to play the best heist in the game and telling me to start it while I ask them if the mod works
>alt+f4 once I know if it works or not
my mod is built on a trail of broken dreams
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>>155783171
share mod
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>>155783508
when it works
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>>155609483
No shit

Paid 5 bucks for the ak/car pack

Then I realized it just unlocks it for you to obtain. Doesn't give you shit. Fuck Overkill.
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>>155617330
you got that backwards, Chains
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>>155784290
Shame m8, I've been having a blast getting those same achievements legit
>>155766591
>>155771296
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>>155620626
Incompetence
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>>155651359
I bet he has the vita general tabbed
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>>155783171
What kind of mod is it? I'm a bit interested
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>>155784428
get the fuck up
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>>155606460
I was not expecting to see this. Thank you.
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>>155779925
>implying half of /pdg/ isn't using HBV sociopath on a daily basis
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>>155785067
>sociopath with anything except ICTV
What the fuck are you doing?
Actually don't reply, keep it to yourself
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>>155784852
Don't want to get your hopes up in case it doesn't work
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>>155785067
>using that sorry ass excuse for "Richard" instead of the actual one
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>>155785493
Regardless if it works or not I'm still curious on what you're working on.
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>>155608476
Anyone care to explain what stability affects and what accuracy would affect?
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>>155785778
Stability affects recoil
Accuracy affects how narrow/wide the cone of fire is
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>>155784290
Read the reviews next time buddy
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>>155785130
Check out this loser who doesn't even want to go fast
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>>155785814
Awesome. Thank you!
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>HM day one
>one guy cooking meth
>I'm in basement watching the scanner
>other guy is somewhere. not important
>furfag host runs out in open to kill whore
>goes down and nobody goes for him
>starts raging in chat at meth guy
>me and 4th guy are going to car to escape
>meth guy is still cooking
>we come back
>finishes, we tell him to go
>head for car again
>meth shitter still going on about ingredients
>"we are leaving retard"
>meth guy goes into custody
>host talking shit "see how does it feel"
>I tell host "fuck off retard you were killwhoring"
>excuse me
>4th guy goes down
>I'm last man up, go to save him
>get kicked

I hope nobody joined in time and the furfag ruined his heist by kicking the last member alive
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>>155786601
i never understood killwhores who go out in the open to do their killwhoring
i mean, sure, its fun and all i guess but i just enjoy sitting around in a nice little camping site and marveling at how the cops will just funnel right through a chokepoint one by one like dwarves

why do people kill whore in waays that will inevitably get them downed
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>>155786745
I have a friend who does this. I think it's just a way of saying "hey guys look at me im so good at the game"
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>>155786745
Because the game has a "most kills" counter at the end of a day and some retards think people care about it.
I wonder how different would things be if that counter was replaced by "Most Teammates Revived" or "Bag Distance Carried".
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>>155786745
I definitely am one to run in the open at certain times throughout missions to spray my 60 round clip ak. I also enjoy reenacting the famous Hollywood shootout. Spray 60 rounds to the roof. All done on normal only through.
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>>155787096
Is it not the truth if they are essentially getting rid of the mass of police?
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>>155787434
That's actually kind of a good idea

Replace 'most kills' with 'best support/etc' when
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>>155787576
The way cop spawning works is that more cops spawn almost immediately as soon as you kill one. In DW, cops don't have a practical spawn limit per wave.

Basically, think of it like this: You're not killing cops, you're teleporting them back to spawn. Unless they were in a position you didn't want them to be in, it doesn't really do much and letting them come to you is better because then they spend more time walking back. Spawncamping accomplishes 100% nothing.
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>>155787576
No. These are the people who instead of staying by the drill on big bank they go up by the timelock to farm kills or the people who run out in the street during assault waves on Cook Off
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>>155787498
>clip
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>>155787845
>instead of staying by the drill on big bank they go up by the timelock to farm kills
Guilty as charged.

99% of the time I spend all the heisting time shooting shit if I feel like the other 3 are not helping with the objectives at all. If Hoxton is chewing my ear out for not guarding the power box, not my fault the other 3 idiots are in the lobby for no fucking reason. If the crew is constantly nagging me to put in cowstick soda, it's not my fault some asshole ran upstairs to put in his ingredient while I was and got an ingredient deleted. If the 3 stooges can't guard a fucking drill for 2 seconds while I keep most of the enemy spawns at bay at the timelock doors, then they don't deserve a fucking payout. If nobody is guarding their fucking power boxes in the Senator's apartment while I'm holding my own box just fine, fuck restarting the computer for anyone. If nobody puts in an effort to find the correct computer to hack, I will proceed to fuck off from either the server room or offices and just killwhore until the retards hack every single possible computer, and then wait all day for the roof drill to finish, and for a pub to not get downed long enough to drop the pig. I'll get them out of custody multiple times if I have to, just as long as I'm not the one wasting effort doing objectives they don't give a shit about.

*I* can sit there and farm kills for 40-60 minutes all fucking day. It's their time they're wasting, not mine. This playstyle also motivates me to not get downed like a retard and rely on some stupid pub to pick me back up. If I'm going to killwhore for kills, I'm going to make sure I deserve it.

>ammo
>help
>out of ammo
>ammo plz
>need more ammo
>we should leave
>cl
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>>155788406
Lol. So much rage...
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>>155788406
>this entire post
Lemme guess, you're the furfag?
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>>155788557
youtube-tier response
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>>155788582
>everyone who disagrees with me is the furfag

epic
KKK for the win, my /b/rother
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>>155788582
I'm not that stupid. Just because I'm not doing objectives doesn't mean I'm going to run out of cover to get fucked in the ass. Not conducive to the whole "not get downed like a retard and rely on some stupid pub to pick me back up" thing.

When my choices are "beg for three to five more minutes for somebody to listen to my instructions on how to hack the office computers" vs "just shoot cops for 40 minutes because nobody cares", I am going to choose "just shoot cops for 40 minutes".
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>>155788914
Why not just, I dunno
Do it yourself instead of being a useless faggot?
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>>155788953
I just want to shoot cops now.

Is that so wrong?

I'll do objectives if the crew gives a shit about them but otherwise it's just comfy cop shooting hour.
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>>155789072
Agreed
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>>155789072
i want to shoot you now

is that so wrong
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>>155789192
Yes.

Shooting fellow heisters is a no-no.
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>>155789280
says who? you arent my mom
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>>155786601
>HM day one,
>see a player blow the lab and one other guy getting in custody when moving the weapon bags to the delorean,
>mfw insta-quit,

I just can't
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>>155718773
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Hot Lava 2.0 (bob_8)
- Lord Of War (lord_of_war)

And this week's new Weekly Side Job is:
- Tabula Rasa (frog_1)
Complete it for your chance at an Infamous quality Dillinger Death Mask!

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>playing GGC
>suddenly remember https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl38OjZM4WA
>no badass scifi looking laser drill
>instead it's just some metal cube with a lame ass rotating laser emitter in the center

it's almost like they spent more time on the concept than the actual thing
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>>155789669
>Clover, on me now
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Saying silent killer is bad is like saying Overkill (shotgun skill) is bad. They both make shitty weapons useable.
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>>155795076
Extra damage is the last thing you would want in this game and the accuracy skill is only relevant because the devs haven't patched the Assault rifles and SMG yet
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>>155795327
>Extra damage is the last thing you would want in this game
speak for yourself
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>>155798008
All weapons reach the basic breakpoints needed, the only exceptions being the shitty valkyria and some legendary skins.

>inb4 the 46 damage Clarion or the 91 damage for the Heavy Eagle are a serious thing
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>>155701584
Clover comes with astealth deck ya dunce
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>it's another "shitters playing Bodhi and Wick" episode
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>Managed to get an Alienware code

Holy shit
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>>155770457
No shit
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I think Sydney has a penis
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>Shooting at a mall
>in Houston
IT WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE TO TRADE YOU FOR A HOSTAGE NOW IF YOU END UP IN CUSTODY
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>>155794545
sauce pls
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>>155802361
of course Sydney has a penis
every member of the Payday crew has a penis
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>>155799743
What does her face look like
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I love it when the Captain spawns in hoxton breakout day 2 and gets instantly turbofucked by everyone being there to press 3 on him
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>>155805456
Do you think Overkill will make his squad a bit more resistant to explosives I think they should but I can see them either leaving him the same or going full retard and giving them like 80% resistance to explosives
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>>155805608
It's tricky
I'd like to actually have to distract them in order for someone else to shoot at the squad
But at the same time the Captain is such shit design, if you're forced to do that in a DW game you're pretty much fucked in some maps
The only reason why nobody complains about how retarded the Captain is as a gameplay element is because he's so easy to cheese
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>>155805456
>captain pussy yell on Big bank his arrival, saying the situation is about to change,
>everyone is rushing for the entrance, sending him back to where he come from in less of a minutes,

"You will shit brick when you see him". Of course overkill
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>>155805608
>>155805727
Also they need to fix the retard amount of health on the entire squad if they reduce the massive explosive vulnerability they have
I emptied a full 22 shells of IZHMA Overkill loving directly into ONE single shield and he didn't even flinch
>>
I don't really know what you can do besides lower the explosive weakness from 6x to 3x. I like the idea a lot. The assault wave lock and cop buffs are all a great idea but seriously one guy on death wish can shoot him a couple times with a grenade launcher and that's all there is to it.
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Where are the pdg-tan lewds you fucking cuck-nadian
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rate my car-4
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>>155808328
Hitting yourself/10
Alternatively
Htting enemies in a different dimension
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>>155808328
You need to show us the spread on that thing now
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Now that's what I call an over-dozer
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>>155810338
what did he meme by this??
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>>155808328
Is that the Funnel of Fun?

I approve.
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>>155808328
6/10 I want to see you use it against snipers
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>>155810301
Oh hell
It's REALLY bad
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>>155816138
This is like a shotgun that fails at everything

Amazing.
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>>155816138
lmao you didn't even hit it, it just went down because it felt sorry
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>>155816138
>hits the nearby target's head instead
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>>155816138
>hits the other target
>doesn't ever hit the one he was aiming for
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>>155784852
>>155785640
It's a mod to change your lobby's name anytime, so it shows up at something different than your steam name in crime.net
I managed to make it work, it was being a bit wonky though so I did something else.
I need someone who actually fucking speaks english to help me finish testing this and screenshot what it looks like in crime.net, add me at http://steamcommunity.com/id/9600bauds/ if you want to help for just a couple mins
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFFHf1mV2DA
>that exploit
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>>155821326
>escape driver was in on the ambush
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>>155821326
>shitty music
>silent shitter
>jacket
>ecms
>exploit
>intro
>outro
>editing
>butterfly knife
>solo
>shilling your own video
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>>155823094
Don't forget silenced shotgun for literally no fucking reason
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>>155823157
Actually I'd believe the silenced shotguns are to kite the AI around with.

It's the reasoning Silent Shitters use to hide in a corner while the rest of the team draws aggro.

The stelf mechanics are still in play in loud. The cops try to path to your location or where they last heard/spotted you so if you run around in circles with silenced guns, they would have a hard time overruing your position because they are pathing around some detour that you ran through before hiding in your current spot. If they heard loud shots, they'd stop and turn around and go straight for you.
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>>155823445
That only works if you use a silenced gun AND oneshot every enemy
A silenced gunshot that hits an enemy and does not kill him in one hit is considered unsilenced
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>>155823695
Oh then I got nothing then. Maybe he took it as part of his dodge build or something.

Not even dodge. Supposedly a lot of them use Yakuza or something for a little extra speed boost too. Speedrunners are weirdos.
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>>155821326
>>155823094
>shitty music
>one of the songs is Depeche mode with anime screaming sometimes.

I don't even know what to say.
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>>155816138
This is as bad or even worse than the 0 accuracy slug mosconi before the weapon balance.
>>
get up
or something
I dunno lol
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>>155821326
>Intro is Escape from Midwitch, the song that was in EVERY commercial
>not FAHKEET
>butterfly knife twirling
>doesn't use FAKs like a good shitter
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>>155802361

Still would.
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>>155830114
>fahkeet
My nigga
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>>155830114
>>155830423
>being plebians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jySdA3YVfc
the vinyl mix is 100 times better than the normal mix which itself is top tier
CHK CHK CHK
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>>155820607
>http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=13400
You know this is a thing, right?
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>>155830608
Run is also pretty good.

Evan, and Niklas had the best songs for their levels.
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>>155830997
It's different, it always masks your name even after people join and you have to exit and restart the lobby if you want to change the tag
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>>155813650
Is not that bad see, just have to get lucky
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>>155830998
>Niklas
the son?
or the assasin?
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>>155831276
Beard
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>>155803145
Except Bohdi
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Was wondering, is there some heists made by the community taking place in new environments (unlike green harvest who was a reskin of bank:heist) or not yet ?
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>>155834584
Absolutely no modding tools for years with only a very recent community slapped together library doesn't do a lot of good
so no
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>>155834584
Not really.
There is a heist that rearranges some assets, but there are no custom heists that add any new environments.
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>>155831273
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get the f*ck up
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Wake up.
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wwwhy don't we just use a spooon
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>>155825104
Apparently it's because of YouTube's copyright detection so to avoid it he actually ripped it from a fucking AMV.
>>
MAKE THAT ASS GO VERY FAST
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>>155843839
DON'T ACT DUMB
>>
ey bitch you ain't going NEARLY fast enuff
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wtf this is the only lobby that shows up for me
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>>155848132
join it then
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>>155848132
I wonder if you can create a system overflow with a stupid long name and crash anyone who goes to crime.net
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>>155618830
>jacket now looks older
for what purpose
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>>155849480
He's supposed to be 40-ish, if they want the HM lore.

Then again, if they want the HM lore, Miami is a fucking hole by now
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>>155848132
How do you get a name that long?
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>>155849654
>Miami is a fucking hole by now
More like all of murrica is a fucking hole by now

Who the fuck though it would be better to follow the HM lore
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>>155849936
with this mod I guess
http://downloads.lastbullet.net/17666
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>>155850995
DELETE THIS
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>>155850603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJhgwxSTHDs
Well, Hawaii and Miami, as far as we know.

dunno if we were able to respond fast enough to get the commies to back off.
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>>155851875
>what is MAD?
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>>155851875
I highly doubt that, if i remember right the gommies weren't better prepared than usa? I need to read again the comics
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car-4, y/n
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>>155854068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH7KYmGnj40
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Do I need to do shitty event missions like Lab Rats to get the Deathwish mask?
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>>155855490
yes
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>>155855490
EVERY SINGLE ONE ON DW even if you don't have the DLC, including PRO versions of the heists
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>>155855591
>>155855710
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>>155617058
I digged through LB for a few days and I'm happy to say there is
http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=15161
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>>155855490
If there's an achievement for doing a heist in DW, then yes.

The extra stuff like OVERDRILL and stelf'ing ED Warehouse DW don't count, but the "Do X heist in DW" achievements are all mandatory.
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>>155701232
>that old as fuck fanart
nigga you're late as fuck
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>>155859042
how come noone posted it before then fuck you
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>>155859387
You're just new.
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ay bitch c'mon
>>
The code for this game is fucking horrifying
Do you have any idea how easy it is to crash the game for the entire lobby?
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>>155863574
Y'know, I keep hearing about how bad Overkill coding is and how it'll easily cause crashes, but I haven't seen a single post containing actual code and how it can lead to errors.

I guess I could dig up their code and take a look around, but I'm just too lazy
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>>155864256
I wouldn't say it's "bad"
It's just horrifying how much freedom the peer-to-peer has
You can force any other peer to arbitrarily execute functions, what the hell
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>>155864256

https://bitbucket.org/YaPh1l/payday-2-lua/overview
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>>155864256
Bug report forum must be full of codes about swat van, that thing must have caused half of the crashes since it was introduced, lots of time it appears to be problems with the client information
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>>155864504
Very interesting.

Thanks for this, friendo
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>Chains is the official scalie heister
I fucking never saw this coming
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>>155864256
OVK code is split into two parts:
- C++ in the Diesel engine (shaders, gfx, bad goy tag, etc.)
- Lua for basically everything else

These two are a popular combo of languages because
(a) Lua is an untyped runtime-evaluated scripting language that lets bad programmers pull a lot of awful non-kosher hacks for the sake of ~performance~ and ~development speed~, and
(b) there is a sadly well supported enough C++ <-> Lua bridge (that kills a lot of performance but who cares about details like that) that lets devs mix-n-match Lua code with their C++.

So what happens is that a lot of the time, some dev will half-ass some proof of concept in Lua, see that it works for the one or two things he cares about, and then puts it into the game. Then when it gets to release, all the other players who might play the game differently from the dev's one or two cases all have crashes, wacky bugs, etc. because Lua bytecode compiler won't really give a shit whether the Lua code is actually safe / correct since it's a scripting language and who has time to give a shit about CORRECTNESS or PERFORMANCE in a scripting language?

Then one or two stupid Lua hacks slowly evolve into a giant tangled mess of spaghetti code because not only does Starbreeze / OVK devs refuse to spend time fixing their hacks, they just slap on twenty extra hacks to keep the first two hacks working as-is and then the cycle perpetuates itself onwards. And this prevents them from doing basic shit like twiddling numbers (supposedly) and just standardising the process to add new content which gets you shit like over 33% of the DLC weapons not being able to be skinned in the workshop.

And then on TOP of all that shit you have random incidents like the Arkansas Toothpick suddenly going from 30 concealment to 230 concealment like somebody fat-fingered typing "30" into a text file as if they were incapable of using copy+paste or version control or any form of spreadsheet to text file exporting.
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>>155866432
>bad goy tag
>C++
??
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>>155866432
Great reply, thank you
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guys somethings wrong with my sniper rifle wtf
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>>155865528
>Chains is also the official weeb heister,

Stay classy Damion Poitier.
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>>155867892
Chains pls
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>>155867892
>averageMark10gameplay.webm

Nothing wrong, it's just that OP
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I really like this line from chains: "a lil' prayer wouldn't hurt"
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heist to break old chains out of prison when
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>>155865528
>>155867934
delet this
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What the fuck they do to Big Oil D1 stealth?
You had to work through the rooms killing everyone swiftly enough that not one biker could get a shot off. It was completely unique in the game, the closest thing to a Hotline Miami segment.
Now you literally just have everyone get in their loud gear, drop a single unupgraded ECM, and murder everyone with shotguns. Like a shitty Harvest&Trustee with no pagers, no panic buttons, no cameras and all of the waiting for drills.
Why?
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>>155872017
cajuals
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>>155872017
Honestly, we don't know either.

Just came out of the blue one day.

Maybe there was a bug and OVK decided "Fuck it" instead of trying to fix it, like they did with Frenzy.
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I decided that you should GET THE FUCK UP
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i have an alienware alpha mask
without the dlc unlocker
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>>155880696
me too, had to trade plainsrider bow skin for it that nobody wanted.
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>>155865528
>>155867934
What was meant by this?
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>>155881269
twitter stuff maybe
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So how amazing do you guys think Hoxtons party will be?
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>>155886305
john wick
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>>155886305
Put your trip back on, ashley
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>>155872017
There are a ton of cameras and if you destroy them they instantly set off the alarm also I swear I just tried this with ecm and after it ran out the police were alerted
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>>155880696
Me too Anon.

I got it in a Reddit give away.
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>>155886305
>Dragan and sydney keeps talking about their boners while Bonnie and Clover keep to yell at anyone to fuck them hard,
>Jiro try to say something nice in weeb language but nobody understands him,
>Houston shit on the party and keep call him dickhead,
>Jacket just play a quick happy birthday message recorded before massacring more russians on the streets,
>Chains give him a shitty safe to open,

Sounds cool.
>>
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : VK3IM-XYTN2-6DG0N
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : KEG6X-0M3F7-94VBW
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : DW053-073A0-BAANY
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : ENFRF-06J68-CXIQR
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : RY4RE-JLVNY-4BJ8L
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : DNYAJ-EIAEV-B2FTQ
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 4R9EK-3DZPI-FPVJ5
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 598BN-ED4DK-GGL9N
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 45E2Y-F265V-260XH
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : LVLQ2-6NQYZ-N92GH
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : EI0R9-0C3XR-ME4GH
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : E9GD9-99HRL-ARYAB
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 0D40Y-FW7DE-9EXRM
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 2K8PG-F32ZV-EFK0W
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : N5C9K-KRTV9-3LDDP
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : MAVJF-M0BHE-A0RIK
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : ZFW7K-XZDEI-KWK0L
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 86YA6-CK4DI-INF8P
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : K4VPX-0QXAW-T92FP
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 82C5N-LA50J-AKP6G
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>>155889163
Guy in the picture should say "I'm John Wick"
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>>155890997
Thanks m8
EI0R9-0C3XR-ME4GH taken
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>>155886305
jimmy is going to make it the best cocaine-fest party ever.
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>>155785130
LBV sociopath is the most fun I have in this game desu
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>>155894194
wtf that's almost as gimmicky as muscle suit
>no dodge
>no armor

WTF
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>>155890997
>yfw the next free content for crimefest will be locked behind codes
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>>155890997
We need an MVP like you over at /sbg/ - Starbound General.
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>>155890997
Ashley please post the soles of your feet, right now
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>>155894440
I mean it only works on OVK but that's the difficulty I enjoy most.

With the 60 armor a kill every two seconds basically fills it up to full and I have just enough to get inspire along with counters to every special bar Tasers, the melee skills to make the katana kill normals in two hits at most, and a bunch of other quality of life shit. Basically going full hotline with Jacket's Piece, the katana, and going fast.
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>>155674836
Nail gun
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>>155898321
>ashley's feet soles
d-dear g-god
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>>155898321
>>155890997
fuck off, retards
>>
Reapeater or Platypus, on DW?
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>>155895751

As far as i know, no ALL the content is free and won't have any codes ect involved. It will be an update each day and it's all free. I can't say more than that.
>>
General mcfatass and his crew got 17:23 on the tournament heist while letting the power get pulled twice and without even trying to speedrun it. What is your best time
>>
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/housewarmingkeys/ what is even the point of giveaways anymore?
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>>155899234
There's no problem in this world that a bunch of whining redditors can't solve. Too many people complained about the giveaway
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>>155899234
>>155899327
Oyveyshill probably never wanted party hats to be the next E3 masks/Alienware shit/Paydaycon 2015 mask. They probably wanted it to be a limited time thing for people who care enough.
>>
Where is my Rust Payday-tan ?
>>
>>155899327
>>155899451
It's more that they finally figured out *NOT* automating a giveaway process of 250 fucking thousand keys and doing it manually with a dozen-ish staff members is fucking retarded.

They could've kept issuing batches of keys 20-50 at a time every 30 minutes for 24 hours straight and it would still take 104 to 260 days to use up all the keys. With a crew of 12 people on this 24 hour shift, it'd be 9 to 22 days.

It's wonderful how Starbreeze is incapable of even the most basic attempts at foresight.
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>>155899694
except there aren't 250k active players. not by a long shot.
we barely get 30k simultaneous players online for the penultimate road to crimefest challenge last year.
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>>155899986
Simultaneous is different from total players.
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>>155899234
What is the point of the party hat to begin with?
I can't believe the amount of shitflinginging that happened over practically fucking nothing. How many of you people even wanted a paper cone on your head before you knew it existed?
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>>155899986
Okay, there doesn't seem to be 250k players total.

But the simultaneous number doesn't seem that impossible if the charts are anything to go by.

Actually now that I think about it, I guess Starbreeze might have switched to the website in >>155899234 because they could be running out of people redeeming them so they don't think there's a point in spamming codes. THAT would be funny.

>>155900209
It's just a copy of the 4chan and TF2 party hats. Of course everybody wants a limited copy of a stupid novelty hat that's locked behind a code.
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>>155900209
If you say to build hype, they will deny since hype is bad and causes trouble, os is to create a some sort of not-hype equivalent of hype in the community
>>
Why the hell does Jiro not screech in Japanese all the time? You don't see Sokol running around and spouting CYKA BLYAT all the time.
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>>155901165
So weebs can feel smart when they understand anything he says
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>>155901403
It would've been more entertaining if he spoke most lines in English then broke into Japanese now and then out of habit.
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>>155901165
Sokol is smarter than Jiro and he obviously knows English.
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>>155901165
>Why the hell does Jiro not screech in Japanese all the time?
He screeches in Japanese all the time though.
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>>155902061
Why the hell do I make typos ?
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>>155901776
Jiro is only playable in stealth
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Daily reminder to go to this site in order to get keys without having to suck a developer or a forum mod.

http://www.overkillsoftware.com/housewarmingkeys/
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>>155903958
>not wanting to succ trashlys girlcock
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>>155904884
gtfo fucking imbecille
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>>155899553
Only after you offered a 100$ G3 skin to the lazy artist too busy fapping to LUA coding.
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>>155904884
put your trip back on
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>>155904884
how big do you think it is
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>>155907378
>being unprofessional
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>ayooo it's a god damn warzone

What did he mean by this?
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>>155909552
It was in self defense
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>>155909708
That's a lie and you know it.
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>>155909880
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>>155792705
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Bain It Up! (bain_4_jobs)
- Caribbean Pirate (caribbean_pirate)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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Why is it so fucking hard to use a keycard?
>Hold F to use drill
>Hold F to use drill
>Hold F to use drill
>Hold F to use drill
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>155910381
It's funny you say that because usually the game likes to fuck you over and make you waste your keycards when you're trying to quickly repair a drill.
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>>155910119
I was following up on your joke with my own you wanker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b98YsbZxoM
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>>155910381
Stupid frogposter.
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>>155910381
>le reddit/facebook/9gag/twitter frog
fuck off
>>
drill is jem
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>>155770085
shithud I mean Hoxhud
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>>155768878
I might be wrong but I heard ppr can let you remove your money.
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new discord update is great
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Not played PD2 in a while, are any of the DLC's listed below worth getting?

Biker Heist/Character Pack
Sydney Character Pack
Goat Sim Heist (what the fuck)
Point Break Heists
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>>155915145
no
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>>155915145
they are worth unlocking
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>>155903958
Is it working for anyone?

I pretty much put it to the side in a tab and each time I got to the countdown finishing I get a 502.

Gimme my dumb stupid smelly party hat pls.
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>>155915061
>mfw recognizing that clover pic
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Who here listens to trap music whilst heisting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed2ybZ8aRi0
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>>155916572
I listen to slowed down chipmunk singles. It's actually a great experience in loud heists, especially action-packed sequences like early Big Bank or the parts of Hotline Miami where you don't wait around.
https://soundcloud.com/alvin-thechipmunkson16sp/sets/sludgefest
>>
>>155916251

PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : B5P7Z-YIEIB-NGNJY
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : F097Y-GZNLL-WGL8Z
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : WAR4P-LCJ0C-L9GME
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : V9MIA-XIRKN-RIELB
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : XH3Z5-NKXIX-PEY5W
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : LMAH0-L7LLZ-J6FLV
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : VI694-FZHE8-HX7Q9
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : THHGV-IGPWQ-9NRYG
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 05FF9-PR8P5-999YK
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 2F0C7-NWIL7-KHR62
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 5A6IG-JT5QZ-PW5FK
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : W2IF9-VKJQE-MGHK5
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 2JLYP-IG74I-HHGPY
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 4CGQ8-CB6QW-YQAWT
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : CCVIL-EX2VB-67H7E
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : L9N6Y-XFLRM-539CN
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : PVZZH-CJ5K7-AYWCX
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : IDGFM-NJMF6-43Q0N
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 7PNA6-KNDXZ-PCAGH
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 9JYVG-DJN2V-5FPKN
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : WWZEC-AJXGJ-DQ6N2
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 5RK34-8W667-P9025
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 6I6RT-MNT34-M9K5Z
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : V0I0X-9MBLE-PMIJR
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 0HJV0-BHDH3-9P6GA
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : Y2DKA-P2FMQ-ILMVW
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : DKVKR-WHC3R-EK73D
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : H6FAV-DBTVW-MX0H4
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 2P57M-8T5AI-ZG8NB
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : FXWTJ-5M3V3-EI04G
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>>155917154
Is the hoxton party a future DLC?
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>>155917154
kill yourself but before fuck yourself in ass with that bunch of codes
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>>155915145
Rust's a nice change of pace concerning heisters, although he calls pretty much anything a punk ass whatever. Breaker Shotgun's actually good but has limited ammo pool so use it sparingly (even when built for shotties). Imagine Jocelin/Macaroni made into something that isn't a double barrel but still packs a kick.

Sydney's Anarchist perk deck is like a reverse Grinder, instead of murdering for health it's armor. Pretty fun to play around with armor builds. Bootleg is alright with the drum mag but in comparison to the FAMAS having similar stats properly modded you're better off with said FAMAS due to faster reload speed in exchange for the smaller mag if reloading is a habit.

Point Break is fun, they made Birth of the Sky not be the nightmare it was on launch. Beneath the Mountain's a good romp through a underground military base. Though Locke is about as annoying as Bain reminding you about the thermal drill.

>>155917154
:D

Gracias senorita
>>
>>155915145
Define "worth".

Biker heist is a 1.5 day okay heist.
Biker deck is like a shit Grinder.
Anarchist deck is one of the top-tier meta decks right now even after the nerfs.
Goat Sim heist is shit.
Point Break heists are okay, Beagle is still a p2w Deagle upgrade I think, and one or two people keep ranting about the Ice Pick but I think that's just because they don't like Jiro.

Should you get them at full retail price outside of a sale? Nah.
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>>155918028
>"weapon X has better stats than weapon Y"
>oh you must just hate the character that uses weapon Y then!
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>>155898482
>bar tasers
hope you enjoy getting zap'd from across the map behind a car
>>
Pimped Out Getaway is one of the best songs in the game
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>>155918737
>Ice Pick has better stats than Katana
Number of Cloaker heads sliced on full charge by Katana: 1 per Cloaker
Number of Cloaker heads sliced on full charge by Ice Pick: 0 per Cloaker

Checkmate, atheists.
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>>155915061
Fuck off, shill.
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>>155917803
>Gracias señor
FTFY
>>
>>155889163
>fuck we needed those cooks! I guess we'll just have to do it... ourselves.
>next we need... hydrochloric acid
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>#Foryou #TeamDallas #Hoxtonshousewarmingparty #partyhat @OVERKILL_TM @StarbreezeAB
is Eric initiated?
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>>155915061
I haven't had this much fun in ages
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I haven't played this game since Feb 2015.

What horrors can I expect.
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>>155922665
Fuck off shitter
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>>155922665
>before Update 100
You just have to dive in to find out.
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>>155922665
Terrible meme
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>>155808328
0/10
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>>155927628
i like it
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>>155927628
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>>155927628
0 acc 0 stab rifle when
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>>155927724
>>
Reminder that the Raven is a better 880
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>>155928314
but it looks nasty
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>>155928586
steam is down for me
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>>155922665
Bodhi shitters everywhere.
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>>155909707
>What are these guys, Ex-Military?

What did he mean by this?
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>>155889163
>Pre-Recorded Birthday message then wholesale slaughter of Russians
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>>155694462
why are people always asking this
just go to youtube and take a look at the latest video
it's not that hard
and the fact that someone is ALWAYS asking this in every single thread makes me feel like it' just one guy doing it on purpose
>>
>>155794545
un-Almir'd version?
>>
>>155932159
>>155922665
jesus christ two in the same thread
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>>155917154
>W2IF9-VKJQE-MGHK5
Thanks chummer
>>
>>155917154
CCVIL-EX2VB-67H7E
thanks mate
>>
Update when, tourney when
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>>155938305
never, never ever
>>
lets settle the score >:)
>>
hey you, get on your feet!
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Last words for the description of the party hat is a Wayne's World nod.
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>>155909707
>Awooo.
>>
#h = #xh > # h

Fight me
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>>155944481
I don't get it.
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>>155946347
Heist more shitter
>>
Aye I'm doing some DW achievements anyone interested?
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>>155949540
>doesn't say which achievements
>doesn't give any form of contact
>"anyone interested?"
ah yes, the payday equivalent of "SELLING PYRO HAT", except anonymous
>>
SUCK MY DICK SNIPER SUCK IT GUD
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>>155949819
Well I wasn't gonna post my my steam id until someone said they were interested. As for the achievements I was hoping to clear more than one, but I guess I'll start with Breakout
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>>155949937
>ID
Steam chat or bust shitter
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>>155950012
I hope you don't mean the god-fucking-awful /pdg/ steam group of trannies and PP users
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>>155950012
no need to be hostile buddy
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>>155949937
also too bad I'm posting this anyway
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Cardboard9623/
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>>155950065
Turbo shitter detected, might be a weeb
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>>155950552
>might be a weeb
Couldn't be farther from the truth, but that cesspool isn't short of those either
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>>155950686
>Its a weeb
Opinion discarded, fuck off HP stop being such a little bitch you shitter
>>
>>155951008
Mate did you just call me harry potter
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>>155951090
No, Harry Potty, you smart man
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>>155950065
I'm not a PP user or a tranny.
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>>155953370
i play pubs and i'm not a shitter
does that mean pubs aren't shitters?
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>>155953484
It means that some pubs could be not-shitters.
>>
>>155953585
#NotAllMuslims
>>
>he's not at least X
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>>155954140
>chasing the shitty carrot with no benefits to yourself after V
>especially after they completely fucked up the playing card aesthetic
>wanting people to second-guess if you're a hacker
rolf
>>
anyone want a code
>>
>>155954140
>>155954250
>People being over V without having the 5 skill related slots
Believe me, people can be THIS retarded

>>155954470
For what, I already have all the DLC :^)
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>>155954607
>5 skill related slots
You mean 4?
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>>155954648
Well, first infamy is literally one, or was, shit nigga who reads that shit anymore
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>>155949838
SUCK MY BIG FAT COCK CLOAKER
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>>155917154
>5RK34-8W667-P9025
thanks, website seems to be down
>>
Would Rust be come some sort of father figure to Sydney, or would she be all "Fuck you dad!"
>>
>>155955723
rust is a character with no interest in being in the gang played by an actor with no interest of being in the game
what makes you think he'd have any interest trying to father that aberration
>>
I wish we had a support perk deck that wasn't absolute fucking ass
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>>155956326

Gambler.
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>>155956326
CRU CHEEF BWOIIIII

WHO /CRU CRU/ HERE
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>>155956814
>that wasn't absolute fucking ass
4 second cooldown is pretty complete ass to me
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>>155949540
post ID
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>>155957109

15-30% health regen for everyone every 4 seconds and more ammo for all
>>
>>155957764
actually im retarded didnt see it was posted
>>
We're almost to the next thread lads.
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>>155956326
I wish perk decks were about helping all of your crew and not only yourself
>>
>>155963421
>Crew Chief
>Gambler
>Maniac
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>>155963421
Killing cops and carrying your crew IS helping them though.
>>
we won't die until we reach bump limit ...
>>
>not taking the police delay asset in your heists ever
>>
The thing that sucks about Gambler is if you are at full health you can't heal your teammates. I was using Gambler one time on a Framing Frame Day 3 DW loud and wasn't even losing health which made me unable to heal my team. I had to throw a molotov and stand in the fire and hurt myself on purpose so I could heal teammates
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>>155967590
it heals everyone even if your full health you just need to pickup ammo boxes
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>>155967549
What's the fucking point of the delay anyway?
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>>155968290
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>>155967714
Are you sure because I thought the description said something like when you get healed your teammates are also healed for 50% or something idk i will have to test it out later when I get home
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>>155969373

It works by every time you pickup an ammo box, 50% of the normal effect is applied to other squad members regardless of what you have

if you have the lowest health on the team then it doubles the amount of health you regen until your not the highest hp

the effect always works for everyone as long as you pick up ammo but it doesnt work if 2 people use it as they share the same cooldown
>>
>>155917154
>0HJV0-BHDH3-9P6GA
danke
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>>155968290
Delay the police assault of 30 seconds, which can be golden for DW
>>
>>155970241
i meant until you are the highest hp
>>
>>155970318
what's 30 seconds shaved off a 10+ minutes heist?
>>
>>155972967
it's for shit like big bank where if you don't have the right computer hacked by the time the cops get there you're basically fucked 100% of the time
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>>155972967
5% savings
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>>155973038
>100% of the time
if every single player in the lobby is a shitter 100% of the time maybe
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>>155973323
That's what's expected for Big Bank lobbies though
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>>155973038
>not having the right computer hacked
How
>>
MAKE NEW THREAD
>>155973759
Retarded pubbies that don't speak any known language and don't respond to "use server", "hack server", "use this pc", "come here", "marcos96 come here", "use this", "hack this", "don't hack random pcs", "stop" or "why"
>>
>>155973759
>Join game
>be the only person in the lobby who knows how to find it

gee I wonder. bonus points if you are the one who takes the crane and you leave the 3 down there to hack one wrong pc at a time. it's only a matter of time until all 3 tards go down once their wrangler goes away for a minute
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>>155973857
>Retarded pubbies that don't speak any known language
Heхyй нa cвoём ёбaнoм aнглийcкoм тoлькo изъяcнятьcя, пeтyх. Lingua franca nova для тeбя.
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>>155976262
Google Translate doesn't even know what language this is, congratulations
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>>155978078
>>155978078
>>155978078
>>155978078
van
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