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>>155511652
>threads last literal days
>dont put news in again because LOL ANNIE
fucking tards
who's ready to quit shitposting and start squadding?
Friends with Octolings!
>>155512197
i'd love to but i really do not like zones
>>155512179
there is no news
if there is some news you should have made the thread yourself
>>155512343
I guess we can just continue shitposting and making excuses to get out of squads then. My god this place is dead.
>>155512680
none of that is canon
also lewd
>>155512197
nnid?
>>155512963Ponyboy
>>155513154
are you gonna be around for rainmaker next rotation?
it's a good rotation
How do we fix Marie? She doesn't seem to care much for her job, her sister or any of her fans as well as having a poor attitude.
Why does Marie have to be such and unlikable cunt?
>>155511652
Due to posts like these >>155135993 >>155143737 >>155143297 I will have a temp trip so no one gets confused.
Categories:
Full Brand: Must use only clothes of the chosen brand to form a look. Weapon optional (Ex. Tentatek Splattershot with all Tentatek clothing).
With Weapon: Must include a weapon and with any brand clothes to form a look.
Without Weapon: Must only be the inkling with any brand clothes to form a look.
Splatfest: Must be only during any region’s Splatfest that shows off one of the Splatfest sides.
On Location: Must be taken in chosen game map and overall look is related to that map.
Streetsnap: Must be taken somewhere in Booyah Base, being out and about.
Bonus: Hypothetical gear, in-game band outfits, fake advertisements, mono color outfits. Artist choice.
Submissions:
Reply to this post or upload to this filedrop your pictures: http://www.mediafire.com/filedrop/filedrop_hosted.php?drop=9618ee9575b3de8cdb7cd2781b848d3fc57bf88dd3ffe2bf11a8d64cdf301a62
Each person can submit their squid in up to 3 different categories and have up to 3 submissions within each category. Use postimg.org to get screenshots from the game. Submissions for certain category pictures that do not need a specific location to get the picture (Ex. Bonus) should default to taking a picture from the Equipment Screen. When uploading your submissions either to the filedrop or in reply to this post, name the file and/or upload the description following this format:
[Category]_[Ink Color]_[Squid Name/User Name/NNID]
EX. WithWeapon_DarkBlue_*Squilliam
*Whatever Name you choose, make it consistent across all your submissions for all categories.
Voting:
Polls will be created for each category once the submission period ends. All the submissions need to be in no later than the end of September. There needs to be 6 unique submissions for a category otherwise it will not be included. If there are not enough submissions overall the magazine will be cancelled.
>>155517489
inb4 CALLIE FIRED, LAST SPLATFEST etc.
>>155517513
stop spamming every thread with this shit it's not funny
anybody wants to squad?
daily reminder of who won FIRST and LAST splatfest
>>155517489
She doesn't need fixing
>>155517937
I'd be down for a lil bit
>>155518070
Alright, let me know when ready
>>155518602
ready, jus a twin squad?
>>155518748
yeah, until two more want to join
post anemones being friends with octolings
>>155522589
>>155518846
I'll join if we get a 4th
So long sentiment, it doesn't matter now...
i really wanna know what other countries in splatoon would look like
i like the idea of london being mostly populated by urchins and eels
>>155529776
>urchins and eels
why those?
>>155529776
Exploring undersea cities when?
>>155531595
squids can't swim, the seas are acidic and irradiated!
>>155531779
Some squids can swim, we have Snorkels and Swimming masks for goodness sake.
Besides, we'd go in enclosed diving gear. To go where no squid has gone before. In at least 12 000 years.
Anyone up for a squad for the last part of this fine rotation?
>>155530317
urchins because spyke
eels because jellied eels from the thames
>>155534138
What's the current rotation?
>>155538567
This artist is simply amazing. That shading and that lighting and that everything; it's just perfect.
>>155539554
it's a shame he sold out to discord, hear he does /a/ related art
>>155540579
...i haven't? where the fuck did you get that from
>>155540579
If only.
>>155540947
read the post again, it said that artist sold out, not you, anon.
>>155541102
the discord or the /a/ thing?
>>155541213
>it said that artist sold out, not you, anon.
mate i AM the artist
>>155541213
The Discord. They are loved and admired and missed greatly. We all await the day they choose to stop by and say hello.
>>155541354
>lying on the internet
yeah, and I'm Cuteanon, you should really stop pretending to be other people.
>>155541379
it's a damn shame they fell to the shitposters, Nose and Cute were my favorite
>>155541561
god fucking dammit anon
>>155541730
>it's really him
>>155541730
You are goddamn beautiful, you know that?
Take no notice of whatever this shitposter had to say, just know that even amongst the other artists it's unanimous that you are the finest artist /ink/ has ever had.
>>155541807
>>155541860
thank you
>>155541940
You are a cool squid.
Afternoon /ink/.
>>155545987
Hello friend
>>155545987
it's morning here but, hey friend!
>>155546768
Octolings don't have friends, only targets.
What a nice welcome! Anyone gonna be around for the SZ rotation later? It's RM heights afterwards and even I've gotten a bit tired of that.
do we need to update the faq?
>>155552637
do you have something in mind?
>>155552987
i think the info about damage up is a bit outdated
>>155553081
i think you're outdated
fists were made to punch marie fags in the mouth
>>155553081
Oh yeah, that's well off. Aren't there at least a few weapons that can drop a shot to kill with enough painful shoulder?
>>155553081
>I guess you are free to change it then
>>155555555
>4 hours of Rainmaker
>on a friday night
I swear, if y'all niggas aren't here for some good ol' squading up...
>>155558442
>it's another rm heights episode
i'll probably be here
>>155558442
when does it start? i'll join
>>155558629
it could be RM blackbelly.
But yeah, I'll be here. Hopefully we get a full squad tonightand the general don't die then
>>155558802
>http://inkopolisnews.net/current-maps/
the rotation after the one that's about to change
>>155559003
someone tell the genius behind this website the faults of this design
>>155559119
28 minutes 9 S U C C
What's the new consensus on abilities then, they're all pretty viable?
>>155559003
>>155559119
squad time?
>>155563647
yeah
nnid:ponyboy
>>155563951
I got you already let me turn the thing on
>>155563951
ok ready are you hosting?
>>155564000
>>155564271
he or she is trolling -- thats not the real me
>>155564597
oh that one shitposter is still here? i'll be back to squad once rainmaker starts
>>155554974
from what i understand, a lot of weapons can get to around 99.9 damage
>>155570147
Might as well just drop the advice from the FAQ then unless someone wants to write something more in depth about different abilities.
>when a kraker goes through the crates
>when an enemy fear you so much that he jumps on water
>when you finally break that annoying trend of winning 8 points and losing 12 and rank up
dont die, /ink/
so, somebody will set up a squad?
>>155578816
i'm down if we can get 2 more
>>155578816
i wud but i dont like giving my nnid
>>155578816
ok add SplattyJ and ill set one up now for a quad until we know how many we will get
>>155578995
>>155579001
you can join too
>>155579234
done
pony created a lobby
one more for the squad needed
3/4
and now we wait
>>155579692
>>155579797
if you two want to twin while we wait for a fourth i dont mind.
i mean i dont mind a tri but i know a lot of people would either twin or quad so i can sit out til we are full
>>155579868
I can waitwhile I shitpost on 4chan
>>155579234
Sent friend request
>>155580086
nice got you join up
Full?
>>155580173
yup
>>155580228
That'll teach me to go make a drink.
>>155580173
>>155580290
I'll twin with you.
>>155580290
lol what are you drinkin tonight?
>turf war
>two sprinkler kills
>>155580326
Open a room? I probably already have you.lucidium
>>155580434
Big ol' g&t.
>>155580725
Actually, I need to warm up a little bit so I'll be in TW for a little. If you find someone else that's fine.
>>155581171
Heh, I was doing the same. Whenever, I'll probably be here a while.
>see team mate battling an enemy down mall's side passage
>enemy marker slides off the edge of the map and slowly fades away
Man, everything other than the sprinkler feels like I'm being hobbled. It's just so amazing having the fifth team mate to do constantly ink for you.
Fuck me luna blaster really is no aim. If you live long enough to get two hits in, you're guaranteed a kill.
that was a good hard fought battle
>when you squad so hard it makes the other team disconnect
quad squad is back up unless you guys wanna end on that one
>>155585256
Yeah I'm done for now. GGs
good games everyone
Had fun gg
good games i guess dont know what happened that we lost half our squad on heights but it was fun
ggs
Ggs
i want to hold hands with a cute squid boy
Anyone else playing?
Good night /ink/, let's squad tomorrow.
hello?
Man you guys are still a thing?
>>155587165
The decorated Splatoon game truck
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/779255018314620928
>>155595948
are they going to do anything with that?
seems like a waste to dress up a truck and then have it sit in storage.these squids look familiar
hello /ink/!
i just published a callie/marie fanfic today and i dropped by because i thought that some of you might be interested in reading it.
it's called "marie's birthday" and like you would think it involves birthdays, but also snuggles and kisses.
i've spent a lot of time on it and i hope that you guys enjoy it!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8113189
>>155596636
It's them
>>155601558
no, it is all pure and cute. sorry if that's not what you're looking for!
>>155601558
It's alright
>>155603797
>Sketches show Callie's tentacles originally hugged around Marie's back
Shame.
>>155612190
i know it's just babthud's latest script, but what if Octarian SWAT?
Recovering stolen Zapfish, securing civilian squid friends, arresting Cap'n Cuttlefish's bullies and bringing order to chaos!
>>155613172
octolings do not want zapfish or friends, they only want the total annihilation of all inkling filth and octarian imperfects
good night /ink/
i love you..
>>155616971
goodnight anon, Octarians will watch over you while you sleep
>>155617132
what a nightmare
>>155617236
>>155617347
what is that squid doing there
replace is with an octopus
Page 10 bump.
>>155617132
I want to have sweet dreams of massacring hundreds of octoniggers
Fuck bomb rush lag teams. Two Lunas, Sloshing Machine and Splatterscope firing off their specials at once is borderline cheating.
>>155620490
you will eat those words inkling faggot
octolings will rule the world one day just as they already rule this thread
no die.
no die.
>>155511652
No die thread
Does anyone know how to hard counter chargers? I can never get past A+ because the enemy team always has an amazing E-liter and can effectively stop my whole team in any game mode.
i had a dream today
in booyah base there was a new shop, the outside was black and gold and it was between jelly fresh and ammo knights. it sold accessories and bags for the most part. it looked really fancy but they sold a wide variety of things, including "lower end" stuff
i hope we get accessories in spla2n, i wanna dress my squid up in scarves
>>155625995
I normally push past them while my special is active or distract them with bombs or teammatesI'm trapped in A, there is no hope for me
>>155626547
I honestly believe A- - A+ is just a black hole of a rank
>>155625995
Neo Splash-O-Matic. Evasive as hell thanks to extra-fast shot speed and Burst Bombs, kills like lightning up close, and Inkzooka for easily slapping Chargers out of their nests. Also has low special depletion, so it's more approachable than the Tentatek which has similar kit.
>>155626543
So who was selling you these accessories?
>>155628273
an octoling, because all the other races had been exterminated
>>155626860
It really is, there's a slight positive bias to all the ranks below S, so anyone that's not completely brain damaged ends up bouncing around A. You really do have to carry a team of three children most of the time.
I relied on TC to get me through the first time, you can push by yourself and then play hard defence to hold a lead.
>>155628621
still trying to pick fights cap'n?
Inklings and Octarians are friends
>>155628796
fuck off inkling sympathizing cuntbag
soon octolings will kill all the inklings, octarians, and all imperfect races
they will kill cuttlefish
they will kill agent 1
they will kill agent 2
they will kill agent 3
they will kill annie
they will kill moe
they will kill sheldon
they will kill jelonzo
they will kill sean
they will kill the squid sisters
they will kill x
they will kill judd
they will kill each and every octarian
and finally they will kill octavio
then the world will be owned by the octolings, and at last will there peace and friends
>>155628979
>they will kill x
i won't let you.
>>155629183
don't worry anon the octolings will kill you and me too
no die.
>>155626996
That actually helps a ton. Thanks yo
>>155628737
See I have been able to climb with Rainmaker but I hit a losing streak and ended up at A due to E-Liter Gods and my team not knowing what an objective point was
Hey anyone wanna squad with me after work? Got like 8 hours in my shift but just curious if anyone would be up for it
>>155633049
I'll probably be on around then.
>5 year old nepthew is good enough at splatoon to get to rank B
>I can't even get past C using the same squid kid.
I hate this game, it's fucking bullshit.
>>155633657
why does cap'n hate octarians so much?
does he really need to send assassins to harass the octarians?
if they were as dangerous as cap'n said they were, wouldn't the regular inklings be more cautious, or even have more coverage about the great zapfish going missing?
>>155634008
oops, didn't mean to quote, but since I did
>>155633657
maybe your reflexes are slipping, we are not as young as we used to be
>>155633657
Charge and go full terminator. You'll lose to trades playing against the literal babies in C, so your only choice is to sit at range and repeatedly wipe.
Does anyone else hate teammates who squid party and waste 3 minutes doing nothing?
>>155634008
cuttlefish is nothing before the might of the octoling armies he will be crushed just like all other squids
>>155625995
Get yourself a Range or H3 and be a sneaky bastard.
>>155625995
Be a better E-Liter
>>155641672
kill yourself inkling shit
>>155646850
When are squid sister fags going to leave?
>>155647251
never. embrace it
>>155647626
Embrace the thing that killed Splatoon? No thankyou.
>>155647626
just ignore him anon, why bother acknowledging the shitposting?
>>155648832
Because it just might encourage some actual conversation.
>>155648832
i only reply to them every once a while, i don't really care about their shitposting anyways.
>>155636763
>H3
How does anyone use this well, besides the Cherry which has crutches to let you miss and still live? Or is it because I use stick aiming?
>>155648991
It's too late for that. We love fanfiction now like >>155601558 and anonfagging our favorite anons. Don't you dare ever try talking about the game again. This is /ink/ - Content Creators.
>>155651040
>indirectly replying to shitposting
stop
>>155650692
H3 is in general pretty hard to use, honestly I have no idea how to use it properly either. I guess Cherry is good if you want to learn how to use it since it has muh panic bubbler.
>>155651361
how about you fuck off, mmkay?
Alright, squids. No scanner for the moment, so have a crappy photo.
Two summer squids.
>>155652870
>wip
oh boy more attention whoring. can't wait to see the thousands of updates you'll post here
>a crappy photo.
and a crappy drawing
>>155652870
Very nice!
>>155650962
>>155653253
no wonder we don't get content anymore
no wonder this place is always so dead
>>155653645
>trolls
I think its more like who can shit their pants harder
>>155653571
Why are you letting one shitposter ruin an entire general? Ignore the obvious shitposting and post what you want
>>155654190
can i post more fanfiction?
>>155654190
we can just ignore him
the shitpost was annoying first but recently is just sad and pointless
>>155654893
Isn't all shitposting sad and pointless?
>>155656327
it was at least entertaining
>>155654190
> l e o n e g u y m e m e
>>155657170
Fuck off.
any squads for this rotatoin?
>>155657847
i think we need a new rule that if you want to start a squad, you need to say what the rotation is.
would you guys say that the meta is different in the lower ranks? i remember seeing some changes in weapon usage when i started ranking up, but that was quite a while ago
>>155657847
I'll come play in a bit but I'm watching Criminal Minds and I want to see blank face man catch this guy first.
>>155658036
TC in Depot and skatepark, dont be this lazy anon
>>155658105
to be honest I dont think C or B have any kind of meta
>>155654190
We are ignoring him, the "see this general is so bad" posts are him replying to himself. He thinks he's some sort of master troll but he's just a crazy homeless person sitting in the corner talking to himself and stinking up the place.
>>155658105
I'm too scared to rank down and find out.
>>155658579
I agree. Let's keep talking about how stinky he is. Surely this is the best way to make him leave.
>>155652870
Nice perspective on the left.
Hey hey, TC Depot aka "hope you like taking a fucking swim when the tower moves from under you".
>>155660568
or when it's in the middle and you hop on but your teammate gets there first and you go into the drink
absolutely funtastic times
Man I forgot how good splat bombs are.
>>155663010
You can practically hear the tower go "whoop!" as it pulls away.
>>155663436
splat bombs best bomb
>>155663651
They're probably the most traditional grenade like ones, but I love how much finesse it feels like you can get out of them. Like ricochet rolling it just where you know a squid is about to pop up.
>>155664527
i love doing that with suction bombs, just toss them at the edge of a ledge so when a squid climbs up they explode
Squad for walleye hammerhead sz?
>>155665270
>hammerhead
lol
>>155664804
I walk right into suction bombs doing that, I see them sitting on top of the thing and I think I can hide just below the ledge for some reason. The blast radius always surprises me.
>>155660361
This
>>155665398
I'll open a twin.lucidium
>>155666157
Still waiting if anyone else is around.
>hold the lead the whole match
>die once trading with an e-liter
>never regain the zone
>>155667075
You guys still squading? I am A
>>155669460
I'll open a twin again. Add >>155666157
if you don't already have me.
>>155653348
>>155660361
thanks squids
Should'a won that.
>dominate on rollout
>huge lead
>everything goes to shit
>lose
Oh my god, every time.
Goodnight /ink/I love you
LIVE
aren't the americans meant to be awake
>>155681251
it night time, like 6-10pm right now
>>155681251
the americans are too busy playing undermeme and overmeme, drinking mountain dew black, "ripping the fattest vapes", and writing gay furry goat fanfiction for a bunch of tranny cuckolds on some junta IRC
*rips a fat vape*
any other Americans want to squad tonight? I picked up a case of Mt. Dew Black Fury and just got done writing some gay furry goat fanfic
>>155682112
nnid ponyboy?
>>155511652
look at all these dweebs.
>>155683109
More respectable than our fanfictionfags that's for sure.
>>155683109
There's a lot of girls there.
>>155683109
>"where's a good place to have a tournament?"
>"in the middle of a parking lot on a sunny day"
who thought that was a good idea?
>>155684478
JAPAN
>>155684478
it's inside a truck for quick transport iirc.
>>155684991
there's no way that's real
>>155684478
>>155685135
it is, that's the pic they used when Koshien was first announced.
it was even on the later artbook too.
So when's that splatoon manga and anime by masahiro anbe coming out?
>>155686765
there's already a manga done by some literally who artist, and it's about a boy squid.
>>155687083
there was also that one from famitsu about the girl squid.
>>155687083
Holy shit, did not expect raunchy jokes in a Splatoon manga.
>>155687228
Got a link?
>>155687463
famitsu.com/comic_clear/se_ika/
>>155687463
>>155687083
>>155687829
what the fuck is this homoerotic pandering in my children's squid game.
>>155688573
squid boy likes men, i think did the same sort of thing before with another squid
>>155688573
It keeps happening.
>>155683109
haha yeah what a bunch of faggots haha i wish i was there
>You will never have intimacy with squid waifu
>>155691102
Callie is cute! CUTE!
>>155691156
Can't argue with that.
>>155692534
>>155691102
Goddamn do I hate those earrings, the sisters would be perfect without em.
>>155692703
Ironic since Splatoon would be perfect without the squid sisters. And would potentially still be alive.
>>155692764
Yeah.
>>155692764
It would have died even faster since there would be no splakets or additional fan support, be it from artists and people who like em in general.
>>155692959
why are you talking like /ink/=splatoon?
the game is doing greatin japan at leastwe are dying but the game doesnt
>>155695189
>>155695281
>>155695505
isn't Marie ok with Octarians?
>>155697083
havent seen that one beforenice
>>155698493it was from when cute was well enough to play splatoon at a friends house
I'm just about to play after like 5 months of not turning on this game. Has online connectivity improved at all?, or it is still 9000ms ping gookcity?
>>155699175
it was a nice mix around 5 months ago, it's now "9000ms ping gookcity", you fucked up and now you have to play squads or suffer
>>155699396
Goddamit
>>155699396
Do squads here like playing with shitters that are rusty as fuck?
>>155703474
We play with anyone, it doesn't matter. Just try your best and work as a team and win or lose we gave it what we could.
>>155703474
just say that you want to squad anon, there is no point in degrading yourself
>Camp Rainmaker
>pop the shield, two down
>sneak around the fish, pop the sniper for a good measure
>"They got the rainmaker!"
>my team is fucking dead
>Rainmaker tornado comes from behind with obvious consequences
>I remember that bobble hat, this guy has a Carbon
>S rank
>wiped by a Carbon with no turf control or inkzooka
>how the fuck did you get here
I want Space Jam as a battle theme in Spla2n.
Hope i don't jinx it, but /ink/ has been recovering recently, it's getting a lot more comfy, just like the old threads
when was the last time someone squidbagged you?
>>155708857
today
i swam into someone's bomb
octolings own this thread
kill all inklings
>>155708857
Got squished and squidbagged by a nip Carbon Roller yesterday. I made him regret everything he did in his life afterwards, hunted his ass down and blasted it to another dimension at every opportunity for two matches.
>>155711096
Remove squid sisters, cancer of /ink/.
>>155711797
Remove yourself, a cancer in general.
No die.
>>155708857
I seem to get squidbagged every other match the first time I die.
>>155714528
thank you for carrying on the tradition, friend
>>155715087
Aimless and pointless bumps? Clinging to a thread that's deceased beyond revival?
>>155715229
yes that
>Someone using Aerospray MG in S+
Ebin, simbly ebin
>>155706963
LOL
>>155715449
listen man
they achieved S+, so they're allowed to do whatever the fuck they want in S+
>>155715449
MG is decent, actually. One of the best Inkzooka mains, the only one with seeker sub. RG is great for TC, get a sub of damage up and you're 4-hit kill, and the kit is perfect for taking the tower and claiming turf for a push. PG is shit, though. Bomb doesn't make its TTK faster, quick charge Kraken is better elsewhere.
>>155706937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMKFyBq9flQ
>>155720250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEKGEdSDP0Q
there's a lot of these apparently
>>155720442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7OnCaZPk-g
I guess this works, too
Reading through these thread makes me feel like shit for stopping playing this game after lvl 35...
>>155722674
Don't feel bad, anon, you can still play with us!
>>155723664
I'm too jaded and cynical to do so, i'll keep Splatoon in my heart until the sequel comes out.
>>155724186
which will be never. thanks a lot anon, you're a real help
>>155724186
Then Spla2n can't come soon enough, see you then, anon!
>>155723664
>>155724317
stop posting these degenerate octolings
>>155724368
Keep your anti-octo propaganda to yourself, stinkling!
>>155721830
Is this a reference to something? Looks cute, like to see a sqwuidboy instead of octoling though
>>155702265
is this the most forgettable enemy?
>want to get to A on ranked but my teamis shit
these fucking people
>>155727391
git gud n carry scrubbo
>>155722113
this triggered something I wanted to forget
>>155728823
did it remind you of the impressive iamusorry's dynamo-by-flowchart advanced squid technique?
>>155727391
Be a better teammate yourself. Ink more and help people, they'll be less shit.
>>155727391
too real
Callie is a dummy
>playing well, saving team mates, working the objective, keeping turf inked and pressuring enemy paths
>got a good lead going, this feels like a solid win
>bad guys go ham and deploy all their specials directly at me
>die once
>team all dead, objective lost, turf entirely gone
>lose
I don't really believe that's true, because I am a pretty shit player, but by god it fucking feels like it.
does anyone have any tips for Rainmaker?
>>155737914
you looking for something specific, like being the carrier or protecting the carrier, or just some general shit
>>155737914
pretty much this >>155737984
you either take the RM or protect the carrier
I dont know any strategies on how to carry
but if you want to support your team you can try to ink the path for your carrier, protect him with walls or shields or simple flank the enemy team when they try to focus the carrier
>>155737984
oh just general shit. I am stuck in S rank and its like herding cats. I swear half my teammates forget we're in ranked mode
>>155738250
thanks I'll try more walls, so you would suggest .52 gal then?
>>155738738
they can work to protect the carrier form a sudden burst, the bad thing is that they take a lot of your ink but yeah try the 52, you would be able to protect and take some kills
>>155738738
not that dude, but there's enough .52 gals in the world
of course, that's a pretty terrible reason not to use it, but i prefer the cherry H-3. what do you main?
>>155739186
>h-3
well it depends on him, for me I cant use the nozzlenose, they are effective as long as Im not using them
>>155738738
yeah, can't really do much about that. sometimes you have to mash c'mon until they realize you just used your special to clear the path
wails are good for popping the shield and clearing a path for the carrier as the other guy said, and you can use bubbles if you can get the team to surround the carrier to make a shield for a nice escort
i used to use the l3 for rm solely for the disruptors to mess up the carrier and the wail for its utility
and please for the love of all things holy, if you're not the guy with the fish, do your best to keep them alive by killing the enemies near them, and paint as much of a path for them as you can since the rainmaker is great for painting straight lines but garbage for other things.
as you have experienced, your team will usually fuck off elsewhere the moment you have the fish, so you'll sometimes have to paint your own path
>>155737914
If someone is carrying, stay between the carrier and the enemy and take the shots for them if you don't have a wall or can't aim well enough to kill them
which would you say is worse, /ink/,
.52 gals or .96 gals?
>>155739571
Inversely, if you carry the fish, paint the walls, you're the very best at that.
>>155740562
52 is trash, bruh. It literally inks less than 96, has worse kit and less range.
>>155741217
indeed, if you can make it to the podium, a couple quick uncharged shots is all it takes to give you enough ink coverage to dunk
>>155741396
Other way around
>>155741634
Actually, nope. 96 has around the same net ink output, but has more range, so it can ink safer. Era of "dangerous" short-ranged inkers ended the moment Carbon Roller became a thing, now if you want to ink, you get something with range or kill/rely on people killing everyone- that's the reason Dynamo is the best inker in the entire game and snipers and Range Blaster aren't shit inkers eventhough they have shit ink output.
>54 IPS
LOOOOOOL why is this general still alive
>>155745605
D E A D T H R E A D
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are there squads yet or too early?
>>155745986
try the discord
>>155745986
I could
>>155746868
can we get enough for a quad?
>>155745986
>rm heights
Yeah go on then.
>>155747204
i'd be down
Seems like enough for a quad
ok i can make the room SplattyJ let me turn everything on
Ok squad up tell me if you add me so I can back out and add you >>155747975
Need one more for quad squad add SplattyJ
3/4 Tim squad, addNizmo-Indianfor a fun time
>>155749095
this is bait
That zink mini fucking moidered me.
Unstoppable inking power!
Inkmines came in handy even though I didn't mean to use that weapon
>>155749095
nice meme
lol what was that
They thought they could meme on us
>Dunking on a S+ Japanese death squad
did they all get disconnected or what
>>155749896
who even picked up the rainmaker? i didn't see anything
OH YES TIA FUCK ME FUCK ME HARDER BBY YES TIA I LOVE YOU YOU FUCKING BLONDE CUNT I LOVE YOUR FEEEEEET TIA OH YES GIVE IT TO DADDY YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT POOR EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING
>>155749095
I can play! Add "LordMunchy". Looking forward to playing with you, Tim (you are like my idol and stuff xD) ! xP lolyou should join my team BLACK PAPER. we are not that good but we try, lel
Fuck those guys glad one of you bumrushed for the win like that
Swam the fish BEHIND the e-litre while he sat there two foot away completely oblivious, my fucking sides.
We doing it
squad for framing frame day 3 stealth?
>using my seeker for a easy dunk
are there two /ink/ squads? can't wait for the showdown
>>155750018
UGH CAN YOU, LIKE, FUCK OFF? I GET TRIGGERED REALLY EASILY SO FUCK OFF!
>>155750414
Black Paper is shit without THE LITERAL GOD, THE ONE AND ONLY, THE #1 HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, AMERICA'S MOST WANTED, THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE, THE BEST SNIPER TO EVER BLESS THIS SHIT GAME, THE BOSS OF THIS GYM, THEThryack.
who would think this weapons would work together
>>155750414
OMG I love would love to play! Sent a friend request, eagerly awaiting our squad. I'd love to join Black Paper as well, you guys have an amazing logo.
I blame the jews for this.
I want to slather my baby batter all over Tia's pretty little toes
Guys, you didn't hear the news?
Black Paper is a scanlation group now.
Here's the proof.
https://exhentai.org/g/978538/f4684679a1/
orz
>>155751237
not only is our king, Tim, the best splatoon player in the world, but he also knows japanese? this man truly is blessed and by no means am I going hide how jealous I am by his abilities.
>>155751519
>t. tia buttersworth
>>155751696
she bending over, she succ me xD
>>155751201
>>155751237
Came buckets to this, thanks for the translation!
>>155751886
-inkurious
>mfw meet THE Tim™© in squads
Hey, guys! It's your boy Inky here and I would appreciate it if you guys stopped memeing over my name. It is truly offensive to me that you guys would go to such lengths to damage both my brand name and my reputation. Not only am I a top graphic designer in the UK, but I'm also a top western competitive S+99 Splatoon player and captain of Black Paper. Next time I meet you faggots in squads, I'm going to fucking murder you all. You have been warned.
lost connection to the squad rehosting SplattyJ
>>155752158
OMG! hi inky! when is your next drawing? I'm a huge fan! your pokemon drawings are the BOMB! XD GET IT?
Good win.
What's up my inky inkers, it's your boy Thryack, THE boss of this gym, Splatoon™ extraordinaire + #1 StepMania© enthusiast in Belgium!
was that the first time we didnt get hiehgts?
>change from my seeker gun
>finally get Port
>>155752720
yarp
>>155752158
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little squid? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Woomy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Octovalley, and I have over 300 confirmed sprinkler kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire STD armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across inkopolis and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, squid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my sprinklers. Not only am I extensively trained in sprinkler combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Ammo Knights and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little squid. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you fucking idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, squiddo.
>>155752830
i like heights but damn lets get some variety
>>155752994
beaners get oUT REEEEE
I just want to have sex with Marie already.
>>155753314
I'd rather have Marie sit on my face.
>>155753314
-twarz
can we try a bubble passing meme squad?
>>155754429
yeah sure i'm down for that after this one since we're locked in already
>>155754429
Nah, tried and tired and too effective. We should all get stock Splattershots and Remis and drown enemy team in burst bombs for a real meme squad.
>>155753719
I just want to have sex with Annie already.
this is why the splattyj is the best weapon
that was fun lol
>hold down zl
>sanic gear
>zip back and forth
>bubbles
It's like I'm a real moon man.
THE COMEBACK
We back? GGs lads, those last few jr meme games were hilarious.
4chan back
GGs from earlier
>last game a dunk
>against a clan
ggs boys
test
>>155757087
that was the perfect way to end the rotation on a dunk like that
>>155757235
Is this the power of the SplattyJ?
>>155758000
I think it was partly down to pissing off the other team with our memery. That (second?) one where we took the lead to five points while they were full terminator trying to murder us was one of the funniest matches I've ever played.
>>155762415
Is anyone floating on those or are they empty?
>>155764554
I'm not sure actually, I think they're empty though. Spoopy.
>>155764492
annie a cute
Man, swim speed up splattershot pro is pretty fun / 10. I'm struggling to get much use out of the inkstrikes though.
>>155768943
get ye to the berry
>>155768943
Make sure you have two main's worth of bomb range, it's mandatory. Trust me you will love it. Swim speed and a main of main saver is all else you need.
Personality:
Callie > Marie
Appearance:
Marie > Callie
This is truth.
>>155768074
i wonder how sweaty that octolings butt is
>>155769995
fuck sorry guys slight typo there:
Personality:
Callie > Marie
Appearance:
Callie > Marie
>>155769995
>>155770356
Why does Marie resort to flashing her whoha to the fans for support?
So are they working on Spla2n?
their twitter seems to suggest they are just driving a party van from place to place
Oh boy, the shitposting waifufags returned.
>>155774098
fuck off cuck
Splatoon Koshien woom poster (along others)
https://twitter.com/Treat4567/status/779832560834576384
>>155774578
nice
/ink/ is only alive when the discord comes to visit. This speaks volumes.
>>155773679
You already know the answer to that.
Inklings and Octolings are friends now so there are no villains so there is no conflict so there is no point in making a video game where nothing happens.
>>155769360
bomb range is pointless fuck off
>>155781186
why is this filthy disgusting inkling using a pure octoling weapon
it will be killed for its disrespect
>>155781415
Stop it Cap'n
>>155781415
>filthy disgusting octoling weapon
>has Kraken (giant squid monster) and Squid Beakons
>made by Nouveau
>octarians are commies and don't sell anything, so it's an inkling company
>>155778957
>being this new
>>155782873
you don't use bombs with the SSP its too inefficient with ink
>>155783849
INK SAVER MAIN, SUB AND RECOVERY UP, BRO! YOU HAVE SIX MAINS, GET TWO BOMB RANGES, TWO SAVERS, ONE RECOVERY AND LAST DITCH EFFORT FOR A GOOD MEASURE!
>>155784630
nice bait
>>155784630
That would take a long time to reroll.
:^)
>>155785783
Indeed, but not impossible. Octoglasses, Linen Shirt, Pink Trainers- LDE+Sub Saver, BRU+Main Saver, BRU+Ink Recovery, three pieces with favorable subs.
no die.
>>155774578
What is she doing with that squid?
>>155793782
it's a mutant
Post the fixed version next time. We don't like human pretenders here.
>>155793909
it's still disgusting
>>155794354
Does this please you?
post anemones, lads
>>155794559
>>155794449
yes octolings are pure and good
Testfire splatzones.
So what other Sea Life would you want to see in Spla2n?
we know of a crab, and some weird green thing already
>>155798443
eels
seahorses
>>155798443
none because the octolings will have exterminated all others
>>155798443
Schools of fish that all say the same reply to you simultaneously. A shark as yourlandlord. Starfish, oysters and baby anemones filling the same background npc role as the jellies.
>>155798443
No other sea life. We already have too much to be believeable.
>>155802318
don't you want to play as a spidercrab?
>>155803010
>spindly giant fuckers click-clacking around the map at light speed
NO THANK YOU
>>155708857
Always squidbag chargers.
>>155805963
>killed by a wail
>furious squid bagging
>team mate flattens them with a roller
[booyah intensifies]
good afternoon /ink/
>>155812157
hi dude
>>155803813
but they are so adorable anon
Cuteanon here! Pixel drawing.
>>155764843
She's great for phone wallpaper too
I can agree
I want to cum inside this dead general
>>155817674
reminds me of those old school pc games
what's the most forgettable weapon?
i think it's one of the nozzlenose Ds. i've literally never seen anyone use one
>>155818752
regular blaster gets no love
>>155818232
Thanks, have a Marie!
>pixel art platformer minivans never
Still a little NaCl about that.
>>155820734
Yeah, darn those minivan companies, not making any videogames.
>>155822376
Dammit.
>>155822376
fuckin ancho-v labs better get their asses in gear and get squid jump 2 out already
lets talk about stages
what kind of stages would you want to see in spla2n?
>>155825248
I'd love to see some proper asymmetry, but I imagine it's incredibly difficult to balance.
>>155825248
abandoned train station would be nice
>>155827537
hows the superjump gonna work on that one
>>155828050
Ceiling's mostly collapsed? Having superjump forbidden zones might actually be kinda interesting, it'd be a place to stop tower chains and a way to reduce spawn camping.
>>155825248
a ship that rocks back and forth to splash away ink, and any unwary inklings
>>155830501
a ship would be kinda cool
if there was a ship stage, i think port mackerel should be seen in the background
>>155832373
I hope they get someone on the team who's really into details like that and makes sure all the map skyboxes are based on a defined world layout.
>>155832373
It seems unlikely with only a few days left of the month that we will have enough submissions to do the fashion magazine. There might be enough submissions to do the With Weapon category, and if so would you be interested in doing that if I post a link to a zip of the submissions or otherwise give to you? If not that's fine. I figured I would ask now instead of looking for you and the other artist afterwards.
>>155833032
don't they have someone like that? i remember there was a picture floating around here showing how you could see bluefin from port mackerel or something like that
>>155833434
Oh yeah, I wonder if it does all line up.
>>155833382
that post wasn't me, but i'm here anyway. i'd definitely be interested in seeing them, how many are there? also,
>instead of looking for you
i don't think i've closed my /ink/ tab in a few days so waiting until i post is rarely necessary
>>155833434
inkopolis map when
>>155835440
Sorry, my mistake I shouldn't have assumed. There are currently 3 different users for that category.
I meant more that way I don't have to call you out by name to see if you're around. Not that you had left.
>>155835965
it's fine anon, how many submissions are there overall?
>>155836482
For every category counting ones from the same users? 13
Is Marie the perfect waifu?
>>155835440
i dont come here anymore, but i just dropped in and want you to know that i still appreciate you
you are one of the last real content creators here (i think besides lui you are the last i love him too)
even though /ink/ is mostly dead and this place has a lot of shitposters, you still stick around bringing a smile to people around here, and that is always well appreciated
you are so great
Oh boy look at this thread, sure is a lot of shitposting and dramafagging going on here. Who cares about the game anyway? As long as we have content creators, Splatoon doesn't even matter. Just rename the general to /ink/ - Content Creator General.
>going into ranked after fucking around last session without changing back to your main
>>155842240
>>155842430
>>155842890
cute
Last night I was playing Link's Awakening after playing Splatoon all day and I thought of a top-down Action / Adventure Splatoon game:
>Start out with SSJ or Tentatek
>First Temple: get Charger, dungeon is centered around triggering switches across the map
>Second Temple: get Rollie, dungeon is about rolling
>Third Temple: get the blaster, the dungeon revolves around shooting around corners
>Fourth Temple: get another weapon
>Temples 5-8: get more weapons or maybe unlock Kraken / Bubbler / other specials or something, maybe only have 4 temples
Plot is you hafta go after Octavio again. Does it really matter?
You could even have a joke item hidden behind a convoluted series of sidequests like the Flying Rooster in LA (sloshing machine, slosher, etc)
What, if any, Splatoon-related spinoffs have you dreamed up?
>>155846354
You could do almost any genre with the world building they've done and it'd be fun, but it'd be tough coming up with something that lives up to existing mechanics. I mean, it takes every part of a shooter and links it all together into one interaction, it's like pottery.
Maybe a TRPG that spins off the inking into area control and unit movement in an analogous way to the grid? Retell the Great Turf War.
Someone post that salty tumblr post about being spawn camped.
>>155849583
From when /ink/ was good at the game and didnt get offended by people daring to try and win the game.
>>155850468
>and didnt get offended by people daring to try and win the game.
?
>>155850468
>From when /ink/ was good at the game
/ink/ was never good at the game don't delude yourself
>>155846354
>does it matter
not at all, just give me more single player funtimes
joke weapon should be an inkstamp hammer that looks menacing but just makes a squeaking sound when you smack an enemy with it and does absolutely nothing
>>155852268
>more single player funtimes
This so bad.
I'm like a broken record now but the single player expanded with challenging AI and less linear missions could be amazing.
Splatoon does all the basics of a tps (moving, shooting, reloading etc) using the mechanic of firing ink. Just think about some of the things you do in a singleplayer action game that you could roll into the same interactions. Distracting enemies with well placed puddles, stealth by avoiding enemy ink, tracking people with surreptitious drips, mines that are actually useful, infiltrating buildings up walls and through pipes.
>>155852970
Those are all awesome ideas. I like the idea of a stealth game. Using those Ziplines to zip across the map and take out enemies without them knowing would be so fun.
I flew through the single player during that first weekend as we all waited for Ranked to become unlocked. One thing I wanted was to just parkour all around a bunch of buildings and city infrastructure in a semi-open world.
Maybe a 4v4 gamemode with a giant map where both teams compete to collect more plush zapfish than the other team
>>155853532
>>155852970
you guys should pitch this to nintendo.
>>155853532
>One thing I wanted was to just parkour all around a bunch of buildings and city infrastructure in a semi-open world.
Shit yes, something like the crazy mirrors edge DLC maps but procedurally generated like Spelunky (with human designed sections but random combinations) would have been great.
>>155853620
I'd love to, but I suspect they get a lot of pitches like this in moon much better than I can manage.
>>155854913
Don't reply to shitposters
ban museum zones
>>155857146
what are your favorite maps for SZ? I agee that I could never see museum zones again and it'd be too soon
>>155857558
Not that anon but I personally like maps with two zones like skatepark, port and my favorite
towers.
>>155857558
my favorite map for SZ ismuseum is just free wins with the hydra
http://www.strawpoll.me/11311772
need help with our website name
vote squiggers
>>155859960
Is this for the magazine? I don't know what I'm voting for?
>>155859960
all the names are kinda lame, blkpaper is the only good one
>>155860169
a lot of other good free ones were taken
those are the best we could think of right now
>>155860096
nah for our doujin translation website
>>155859960
Make it tiabuttranslations
>>155860239
well first I've heard about it but I voted anyways cuz I love me some doujins
>>155861269
thanks for voting
>>155861269
gross
delete this
Bamboozler vs squiffer which is better for splat zones?
>>155864487
Depends. If you're good, then Bamboozler Mk3 is the way to go. If slightly less good but still good, consider H3. If you're a scrub who wants a mid-ranged hitscan weapon and/or panic kraken, then Fresh it is. H3 turfs the best, Bamboo splats the best, Squiffer is the easiest one to use and turfs small areas best.
>>155866156
As for strategy, Bamboos are no good at zones but excels at other modes. H3 is a zones monster and good on RM, but only D is good on TC. Squiffer is decent everywhere.
If Splatfests got resurrected from the grave to be about the US presidential candidates, who of Trump/Clinton would Callie/Marie side with?Which side would win and how?http://www.strawpoll.me/11312216
>>155866659
/ink/ is finally becoming /pol/. Thanks for the ride guys.
>>155866659
stfu
>>155866659
Callie is totally the kind that will want to build a wall to keep jellies out, but Marie just doesn't strike me as as a one who will root for Clinton.
Also, it's similar to north vs south pole in that both choices are shit, where's my tropical resort?
>>155870510
could've been a great splatfest, the dj just busts in during the theme announcement and remixed our news
what a shame
>>155866659
It looks like 100% of /ink/ is for Donald Trump, as to be expected.inb4 contraryfag votes Hillary to spite this post
>>155871965but what if canadian? we got a sub as a prime minister
>>155866970
/ink/ was always a /pol/ colony
>>155872076
You got a feminist for a prime minister.
...
I'm so sorry.
>>155871307
the dj is dead
>>155874270
he is trapped in a snow globe, where he can't escape cuttlefish.
punishment for rejecting Cap'n at sea prom thousands of years ago
>>155874473
But he escapes each time Cap eats crabcakes. Do you even replay singleplayer?
>>155875337
maybe once to collect the scrolls I missed
I love Inklings! I love Octolings! I love them all!
>>155875624
That's the spirit!
>>155875736
>posting kikino the leech
lol
where can i find a cute squid boy to kiss on the mouth?
>>155877493
hmm? what's wrong with Kikino?
>>155877654
runs a facebook page that has most of its content as oc taken from this general without credit
octolings will exterminate all wretched inklings and rightfully claim inkopolis for themselves
no die.
die
>>155885193
n-no
>>155885193
Why don't you just get the game finally and have some fun instead of being so salty? You can easily afford it I'm sure, and I promise I'll twin with you to get you through the lower ranks.
>>155875460
This seems like a good way to get an eye infection.
>>155885860
i have splatoon
its boring now
>>155888660
I'll literally get on turf war with you right now and sandbag the opposite team when I'm on it if you get the digital version. You could be playing a game instead of doing this.
>>155889102
>>155885860
I can't tell if you're feigning ignorance or actually retarded.
>late night turf war with jumps on museum
>decide to give the custom hydra a try
>go to the far left of the map and keep painting the same area over and over again and killing anyone that tries to do the same
>suddenly my whole team is next to me squidbagging and booyahing
>one of my team members try to jump of that place and falls into the water
>everybody else booyahs his feat
>whole enemy team is now trying to kill us on that spot and failing
>more booyahing
I love this game
no die.
>sz/tc/sz/tc
death would be preferable
>>155889720
Hydra is excellent at keeping itself alive, unless splatterscopes or eliters are on the field. It just can't challenge them sneaky bastards in any way other than close combat- which is a stupid idea.
>double dual splatzones later
I need a photoshop image of Atlas carrying two Earths.
>>155896198
Two Earths, three inklings and a Dynamo.
>>155847052
Thinking about this more, it seems like you could just port every mechanic directly over. Different weapons = different unit types, inked ground lets you move twice as many spaces and heals you etc.
It'd make for some interesting strategies, having to cut units off to stop them retreating, actually being able to coordinate your team step by step.
Zones squad?
>>155847052
I thought about racing game, with ships leaving an ink trail behind, similar in characteristics to the colour pads from FAST Neo, but stackable (one orange negates one blue, two blues give twice as much boost to blues and brakes to oranges). First lap is "neutral", after that everyone is assigned one of two colours randomly each lap. There are no brakes from second lap on, so enemy trajectory is the only way to slow down.
>>155905398
That's actually not bad, like when you're rushing to roll out late match and jumping between patches of enemy ink.
interspecies doujin.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=59200513
>>155911073
The dude does not take things slow.
Impossible to carry these maps.
where the fuck did the gooks hide rainmaker this time
this shit is getting old
>>155922775
Rotation's coming up, maybe RM will be on in twelve hours.
I'm betting RM depot and walleye.
How do I Splat Roller?
>>155923181
>TC Towers / Museum
Welp, guess the fish has been flushed.
>>155924572
switch to the splat roller using the equipment screen, located using the + button your controller
jump and flick using the x and zr buttons to win
use the wail by clicking down the right analog stick and aim carefully to splat dumb squiggers
>>155924607
it's probably gonna be at 3am again like it is every day
>>155924572
Second this question, I've never been able to into rollers.
>>155778468
time to introduce a new threat then.
one that the octolings and inklings will have to team up to face.
Splatoon 2
DJ Octavio strikes back!
>3am tower control
what the shit is going on, someone put out a BOLO for rainmaker
>>155935039
BOLO? That means no rainmaker tonight at all?
>>155936263
be on look out, used when something is missing or being looked for
and yes that appears to be the case. unless i'm mistaken and missed an early morning rotation, i believe there was no rainmaker today
Alright squids, beach time 1/2
>>155940438
2/2
>>155940617
>>155940438
Saved
>>155939710
I like the artstyle and colors on this one, got any more like it?
>>155940438
>>155940617
That's it? You're not going to blog about your life or name your OC tumblr squids? I'm impressed, attentionwhoring drawfag.
>>155941163
I wish I knew too, I just saw it posted once.
squid squad?
>>155940906
Thanks, squid. These are uploaded to the booru, as always.
whos that lq shitposter on the discord
tia?
>>155947253
What's in her suction cup?
>>155947253
i want to lick this woomys thighs
goodnight /ink/
i don't wanna see you die tonight
>>155950309
/ink/ died with the rainmaker game mode
>there's more squid action on a random thread on /vp/ then here on /ink/
>>155951041
no there's not? what thread
>>155950309
What are you even scared about? Our bump autists will keep the thread alive.
>>155951687
It's hard work carrying /ink/ overnight. Gets you all sweaty.
>>155951687
no die is king.
>>155931739
>>155958087
guys
guys
post your favourite weapon
>>155958434
>>155958434
I... Im good at this game guys I swear it
>>155958434
I'm still waiting for some good art of the SplattyJ to call my own.
>>155958434
>>155961457
...What kind of idiot...
>>155961557
H-3s are fucking scary when used properly
>>155745605
>tfw you're a star
>>155961557
Hey, it's the best H3 for solo queue. Point sensor is the best sub H3 can have besides disruptor (that will make it overpowered), adds a lot to aggression you can afford- the other two are more defensive. Inkzooka is a noice bonus, and it's low depletion so you can just get special saver and use it to pick off enemies running in terror. Or snipers and other people who lutrange you. Or anyone, really.
Cherry's bubble is neat and all, but the wall doesn't do it justice, and stock is awesome in twin-echo squads with a lot of echolocator uptime, but is lacking in solo. Forge has the same kit but can't into close combat, or inking, or efficiency, or divebombing.
>>155962901
Educate us more on the nozzlenoses. How much damage up should we use or other abilities?
>>155963310
No damage up whatsoever, it's for scrubs. A main of run speed because it's actually fast, no more than that because then you have spotty ink coverage. It is very ink efficient, so ditch all the savers and recovery, you're swimming a lot anyway. Foot coverage is trash so get ink resistance. If you're using D, get bomb range and throw sensors everywhere, so by the time you're in range, they're echoed. If you go for other two, special duration works wonders. Otherwise run what you like.
And remember: L3 is as far from H3 as Rapid Blaster is from Range Blaster, so don't just collectively call them Nozzlenoses.
>>155965110
I didn't know if you knew about the baby nozzlenoses or just the H3. For the L-nozzlenoses doesn't damage up make a big difference but that isn't good for the dropoff of the H3? And I thought the H-nozzlenoses get as much boost from run speed as a Gal or SSPro?
Remember when people pasted WebM's here?
>>155965338
Not that guy but
On the L3, enough damage ups to make a full burst do 99.9 is pretty much a requirement if you wanna use it effectively. Doubles that it helps with bust bombs.
>>155965338
H3's strafe speed is around the same as Splattershot's because of the burst fire making it go full run speed half the time. Loosen up the rhythm and you become Nzap on steroids.
H3 does 40 damage per shot, so falloff will never get to 33 on no-def squids. And it's hard to hit moving targets with because of the rounds' slowdown anyway, so don't bother. You either go no damage at all or go full scrub 99.9 and drench your gear in damage sauce, ending up with more than three mains.
Why the fuck does Custom Range have light depletion? It's a horribly overused weapon with a full-on meta kit, mid-range OHKO only bested by H3 and blasts able to weaken and pick off weakened enemies and pressurise snipers and other guys on ledges out of their line of sight. And it's not even a bad inker, with bombs, no overspray and the blast making it very safe to ink with because you can stay deep in your ink and still ink decently. Nor it runs out of ink like Custom Jet always does- sure, fuck ink efficiency, but it constantly swims, so having an empty tank is very rare indeed. It is the perfect offensive weapon, so why is it treated like it's nothing special by devs?
>>155967659
Because a half decent charger will play out of your range and pick you off
>>155969715
Same is true about every single weapon that's not another charger, brush or epileptic Carbon.
>>155967659
Because the CRB NEEDS Kraken in order to do everything else it does? Why do you think the other 2 get ignored? Kraken = crutch. And it's actually slow as shit in everything it does, WTF are you on about? It has a slow fire rate that can be easily punished, has trouble advancing into enemy territory without teammate support (assuming no kraken), takes forever to climbs walls with it and it has trouble building kraken if you're not running special saver. It's also easily outmaneuvered given its mentioned fire rate. You have so many options which abilities you can use on the CRB to further strengthen its kit/weapon but it'll always be lacking in something. It's also very map and mode dependent unlike a dynamo or ttek where you can use them anywhere on any mode.
>>155969886
>epileptic Carbon
Perfect. That's the word I've been looking for, never could describe precisely how annoying those fuckers are.
I refuse to bump this thread unless you post Marie porn
>>155970927
>>155971004
That's not Marie porn
>>155970016
So what, Junior is lackluster without bubble as well, yet it's medium depletion. So is Custom Blaster, and Fresh Squiffer, and Tri-Slosher, all medium depletion, and unlike CRB most of them can't just rush in, chuck a bomb on sniper perch, get a quick surprise direct on someone else and kraken up the other two guys. Failed? Whatever, two bombs in random uninked places and try again.
>>155965393
>Sike.webm
It's 'psyche' you retard.
>>155970016
Christ you're a shitter. The Grim Range Blaster is better than the Custom in every way and solves almost all of its problems. Or are Burst Bombs also a crutch in your books?
>>155965393
>that dogshit quality
can't even tell if it's splatoon or not
>>155973193
Nope. Grim is a one-trick pony, unlike CRB.
>>155976228
Nope. Grim allows the Range Blaster to do its job.
>>155977372
You can't fit two of the weakest inkers in the game on one team. It's passable at selfishly claiming random spots to charge its special, but doesn't put out enough ink for any sort of solid coverage- and since Grim will rarely deliberately charge its special, its inking will be even more scarce. Unless you throw away sniper and go twin Dynamos or something you'll have turfing disadvantage, but then you get wrecked by snipers since Range is a sniper bait.
hey does anyone have that really ugly haunt shirt that's inkline brand and like a peach or tan color? i dont see anyone wearing it to order it off of them so could someone let me grab theirs?
>>155981063
Range Blasters were never meant for turfing, only securing effortless splats. That's only made easier with the inclusion of Burst Bombs.
>the berry splattershot pro is actually OP as fuck and nobody noticed it yet
Why did it take so many hours for me to notice it?
>>155981515
I think I have it. I'll play at 10 pm ET if you'd like it.TheKeatoonatic
>>155981515
This one? I'll put a twin uplucidium
>>155983251
>>155981515
do you guys happen to have the bamboo hat? That's the only one I'm missing and even though it's such a novelty hat nobody uses it.
I'm >>155982792 btw
>>155983391
I do, might not be around that late, but I'll jump on if I see you.
>>155983251
yeah that's the one I menat ok I have you it's splattyj let me boot up
>>155983391
Yeah I have that too so I'll wear it for yiou
>>155983251
thank you very much for the gear and sorry it was pathetic we lost that game
Shame, I thought we had that.
>>155983391
if youre here and still want the bamboo hat i can be around now or you could look for the other guy later or post in the thread when youre back
>>155983824
>>155984014
Thanks a lot, I have you guys added.
Feel free to jump in if I'm playing Turf War.
>>155984795
are you in turf war now? stay in your lobby and ill join you. if you see a squid squidbagging around a lot that means its me and after that game you need to back out to the plaza to order the gear off me
>>155984795
i guiess youre not here anymore so im heading off for now. if you see me in game or here looking for a squad tell me you want the gear and ill make sure yolu get it
>>155981515
>really ugly haunt shirt
>ugly
what's it like having taste that shit anon
>>155987661
that is hands down the ugliest haunt shirt even the yellow bubble vest thing can match with outher outfits. i wanted it to see if i could make it look good and i ran out of haunt shirts
>>155987661
It's like crusty surfer bum gear.
>>155991864
Have they run out of ink?
>>155993953
don't know, the others with the little blurb at the bottom look like splatoon issues, like stickies on the tower or getting pushed into the water from an inkstrike after starting a bubbleI wish translatoranon would come back to help us understand maymaimens
>>155994431
Could plug it in the Google translate app, it's actually pretty good sometimes.
>>155991682
>>155991864
>deleted
it's perfectly on topic, do we just have a really pissy janitor?
>>155998663
its just some idiots that keep reporting them because
>muh on topic postswhich they are on topic
its basically not fun allowed
>>155998663
maybe it's the japanese, woomy is the squid noise in english after all
>>155998838
>idiots
its literally one person that's doing it and it's that discordian user babt
>>155998982
Im not saying that its unlikely to be only one autist but its probably that others are following him for the sake of being annoying or pure autism
Look who I ran into over on /v/ the other day.
>>156001464
oh the memories
Splatoon is such a salt generator, even people who don't own it get salty.
Man, where the fuck has the fish gone?
I guess splatzones mall / depot is alright.
>I'll just stand over here pissing with my splatling for the entire match
Anyone want to squad when it comes up?
>Heck, the word "color" is in one of their names!
Well I'm sold.
>>156004858
>Or "LOL", as all the cool kids are saying
this is just painful
>>156005496
Someone got paid actual money for that.
>>156007961
>multiple suction cups per tentacle
>>156008535
It's the inkling version of having fifty earrings.
>>156014253
??????
>>156015330
I'm really not sure.
>>155987582
that's really nice, thanks anon.
I could't answer before because I had to go out and have some x-rays taken from my teeth (which was horrible). I'll hit you up when I need the hat (I have already three orders today, so I can't order the hat)
>>156004858
>no promotional weapons or gear
The new paper mario is so shit that they don't even bother making than a crappy banner
>>156015813
maybe Spyke tried to watch her while she takes a bath and drowed himself
or he took the kys too seriously
>>155973193
The only thing the Grim has over custom is that it's more mobile and doesn't need a special for close quarters. Wail is nice as it gives it a range option that the crb doesn't have but kraken is able to offer a lot more utility while still acting as a panic button.
burst bombs are ok. burst bomb + shot is really overhyped though when you can still get directs on the crb on top of having a better kit. Splat bombs > bb as it can force people to move or zone out giving you an opportunity to splat them if you're able to predict their reaction.
>>156018407
>comfy sweater
>sensible apron
>hair tied back for chores
>spats
I don't know why but I like it.
>>156020545
Hey I was wondering if you guys could not RP In this thread thanks.
Splatoon dice for some reason?
>babt kicks out all the drawfags and art posters
>makes /ink/ suffer alive by continuously posting art
what a retard
>>155972717
Not in the hood it isn't
>>156022441
Now you can simulate Spyke giving you shit rolls in the comfort of your own home.
>>156022753
These threads have always been full of art. It's not even more frequent then it was before it just looks that way because the thread is slow
Get out of here with that boogieman shit
>>156022753
>>156023024
fuck off babt you killed this thread you autist
>>156023048
please post more based pure octolings
Anyone up for a private lobby?
>>156024159
Maybe in about 92 hours?
>>156024159
lol good luck, we didn't even have enough squids for a squad yesterday
but yeah, I would be interested, but maybe the weekend will work out better
>>156024159
Were you the person looking for a bamboo hat? We probably wouldn't get much a lobby going now, but I'd jump on for a couple 1v1s if you want to grab it.
It's not even sad or funny how dead this place is anymore. It's just pathetic.
What are you going to do to get people coming back here, /ink/?
>>156027150
Play the game. It'll out live /ink/ anyways.
>>156027708
But nobody plays the game. What are you going to do to bring back the numbers of the old days?
>>156028064
nothing will bring it back, except for maybe Spl2n. All we can do is play the game, if nobody else shows up, so be it.
>>156028353
Then this thread is past its purpose. We might as well just make infrequent threads on /v/ at this point.
>>156029218
Nothing has a purpose.
>>156015990
it's no problem at all im glad to help and im sorry to hear about your bad news with your teeth but they are very important so make sure you take care of them.
>>156038545
white more like shite lmao
>>156038670
the hox
where are the octolings
does /ink/ not love them anymore
>>156043374
Hackers got them before they were ready, causing softlocked saves and a whole lot of negative impact at nintendo
they fixed the problem as best they could and then got told to pull the plug on Octarians and splatfest
>>156043374
Have one on the house
give me anemones
and octolings
and squids with red hair
>>156043597
>blaming the end of splatfests on pure octolings
literal faggot the death of splatfests was because of the ugly sluts the squid sisters and crying waifufags
>>156043867
how about you stop shitting up the thread, actually contribute with squads and eleaborate discussions of the game, stop posting non splatoon related images like octopus or anemones, and give us high quality webms of in game footage
>>156044109
>images of actual characters actually in the actual game
>""""""""non splatoon related""""""""""
what did you mean by this
>>156044160
you really should play the game this is why we cant make lobbies anymore
>>156044460
>muh video games
fuck off babt. this is content creator general now
>>156044460
nobody's stopping you from making a lobby, lil nigga
all i did was ask for some images
you go fuckin start the lobby yourself if you want it so much
host your own game
>>156044648
>>156044750
>>156044976
>>156045107
it's really late, but can whoever makes the new thread put these in
>update info
http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/14842/kw/Splatoon
>splatoon won goty
https://www.vg247.com/2016/09/17/splatoon-takes-goty-at-tokyo-games-show/
>>156045284
im sure those Octarians will not include any news at all.
your efforts to make this general better are wasted so long as these shitposters are still around
>>156045284
>splatoon goty
yeah, those are really old news but its a nice reminder
>>156044514
all content creators are in babthuds discord now
>>156046107
the only content creators of splatoon are the players who actually play the game & keep it going
not to autistic fanfiction writing, pixiv oggling retards
>>156046816
>stayed up all night to rack up points for Callie
>Callie didn't win
i cant keep staying up late to be in these threads. let them die already.
>>156047271
we are dead, you just don't realize it yet
>>156047862
comfy
Nose is great at comfy, wish he'd come by to say hello more often.
So Spla2n has Octarians as the bad guys again, what excuse does Cap'n Cuttlefish come up with to get you to terrorize the Octopus again?
>>156048016
they need to stay gone
>>156050802
but what will little autistic johnny sperg out about if there isn't anything to be triggered by?
>>156051028
>>156051028
>>156051028
new thread
>>156051229
>>156051297
>>156051380
>>156051454
>>156051535
>>156051604
I still believe in you, /ink/, we can pull through the shitposting and get back to our old self.
Hang in there squiddo.
>>156051779
where did this guy who shitposts all the time come from? we were fine for a long time
>>156052324
don't know, they exploded in numbers after the babt incident
hopefully they give up soon, i miss you guys