/owg/ - Overwatch General

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hana song

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>>155446294
Jamison Fawkes!

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Canon!

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I notced something interesting;
when going to Nepal or somewhere else you fly to you can hear Athena (I think) talking in the background;
it looks like she's saying something about humans but I never got what exactly she said
anyone ever caught it?
I always wonder who she's arguing with

>>155446294
Reaper!

Is it weird if I consistently outheal Lucios on KOTH? Or are these just godly Lucios who are staying on speed half the time, running down targets with Reapers in tow?

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Cutest and best pairing

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Being a Lucio main and only playing solo queue is so god damn unrewarding. No matter how good I am or how hard I am to hit or how well timed my ults are I just can't carry. Not to say I'm perfect, I'm relatively bad but I can only do so much with a team that can't hit shit.

>be shitter in the 2400s
>wish I had a team to play with just because the game is more fun that way
>people looking for teams are all good at the game

>>155446397
Sorry, should've mentioned that I'm doing this as Zen, if it wasn't already obvious

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Might as well keep the poll going until the visual novel drops.

What do you think?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11276699

>>155446424
real life friends

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play of the game

>>155446483
Blizz wouldn't be bold enough to do it
I guarantee you that the gay characters will either be attractive lesbians or people that have no relevance to the main plotline of Overwatch

>>155446579
>>155446483
yeah, Blizzard doesn't have the balls
they're too scared gamerbro's will chicken out because
>no homo

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>>155446579
>>155446615

>Blizz wouldn't be bold enough to do it

Elaborate? I know they've mentioned they want to be progressive with this one. One of the main characters is already on the autism spectrum for example.

>have exactly 50% win rate after 120 games
>200 SR rating lower than my initial placement
Nice game blizztards

>>155446402
>>155446386
>>155446353
Fucking internet fanbases.

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Lets talk about buffing Pharah.

1. Her lack of quick mobility in the air without cover makes her the easiest target for hitscans, and even projectiles as slow as firestrike
2. While being an offensive character, she very much lacks DPS outside of direct hits with her rockets. Her E, Shift, and passive do nothing to increase her damage output.
3. She is paper thin with only 200 health and no real mobility unless her long cooldown (that got her in the air in the first place) are ready.
4. Without another ult to help, her ult is almost always shut down before it can be useful. It also can't be use anywhere near any surface because its massive random spread will kill you with self-damage you can't control

Here is how we fix that:

- make concussion missile deal 15 damage and give 2% ult meter for anyone in its radius. 4% ult if you get an environmental kill.

- Change Concussion Rocket to Right Click, Make E new ability

- make E the opposite of Shift(Jump Jet), a downward propulsion into a ground pound when contacting with ground. Same damage scaling as Winston's splash
>Reuse victory pose animation
>Uses Fuel from Hover passive, deals damage relative to the amount of fuel you have, 40 minimum, 95 maximum.
>8 second cooldown

- gain +25 extra Armor for duration of ult similar to bastions tank form that instantly decays after ult

- No self-damage from ult

- health is now 150 HP + 50 shields

There now phariah is useful

Her ult is now no longer a free kill give its weak startup damage and locked movement, she is more mobile in the air and has some options to get more DPS with ground pound and small damage with Concussion, and she is a little more survivable while being a flying snail in a game with large hitboxes and hitscan.

Enjoy the amazing new Pharah.

>>155446483
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11276699
It doesn't have the option I would vote for

>>155446654
>have 55% winrate over 150 games
>only 68 SR higher than my placement rank
I don't think climbing is possible unless something clicks one day and you genuinely git gud

Gay is Hanzo like 100%
Lucio might be the other candidate, but it would be boring.

>>155446632
Being autistc is not the same as being gay. No one gives a shit about autists

>>155446740
>>155446654

My gains are always around 17-25 and losses at least 28-30. The only real way to grind ranks is to go on winstreaks, once you start on a 4-5 game streak you can easily get 45-60 points a game.

>>155446759
Hanzo does read as gay to me, although I don't know why exactly

>>155446386
I've heard her say something on Ilios though I can't make it out at all
Does anyone know what she's saying?

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>>155446738
Yes, no and maybe are plenty for a yes or no question.

>>155446792
I saw plenty of threads about it and obnoxious twitter posts when it dropped though.

I'm yer fuckleberry

>>155446865
How many of those were "i don't want to play the game with an autistic person in it"?

>>155446883
whoa there

>>155446692
how about no to all of that
then lower e c/d to 10s
and then maybe talk about making her ult shoot a little faster so it isnt a 3s channel
and thats it, those two things alone instead of completely fucking over a character to cater them to your specific flaws because you want another genji-tier get out of jail free character

>>155446865
>Yes, no and maybe are plenty for a yes or no question.
Have you stopped diddling kids every morning? Answer quickly with only yes, no or maybe, faggot

What game modes would you like to see in the future?

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>playing Zenyatta
>theres a Mercy on my team
>I'm doing pretty good, got golds in almost everything
>Mercy constantly just damage boosts and never heals
>We win
>I get 7 votes for top healing
>Mercy gets upset that she didn't get recognized at all
>"You guys wouldn't have won if it weren't for me!"
>leaves game shortly after

I was actually excited to have another healer on my team when the game started. What's the point in playing Mercy if you're not going to heal someone nor defend yourself if someone else is attacking you?

>>155447001

5cp, seems like it could be a far more balanced competitive mode.

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>>155446908
On /v/ yes and then they evolved into "I want to fuck my autismo poo in the loo".

Honestly when was the last time you saw a game with a gay or bi main character that caused an enormous shit storm? There have been a few over the past year and all of them did nothing but drum up plenty of marketing.

>>155446965
Yes

>my kdr on all of my comp chars keep getting higher
>my rank stays the same
why do I keep getting paired up with shitters

>>155447001
Domination, like in UT. Which is how the Arathi Basin is played

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>>155447009
>playing Lucio
>we have a Mercy
>"this team sucks you're letting your healer die every time"
>I haven't died once
This happens bizarrely often too; they seem to think that Lucio isn't a real healer

>>155446632
Not those anons, but Blizzard's already come under fire (sort of) from SJWs for not being progressive enough for their liking - and bear in mind that the most vocal among these are often the kind of people who see minority characters written as humans instead of checklists and take it as some horrible slight against said minority. I doubt Blizzard is going to make that same mistake twice, so they'll likely go with the safest option, which is to make the gay character bland and flawless as a means of virtue signalling. 76 and Reaper have flaws and are relatively multi-dimensional, so making them the gay characters would be """"problematic"""" because it suggests that gay people are awful... or something like that. I wouldn't mind if they were, though. It'd set them apart from the "assembly-line main character and his rival/foil" archetype.

>>155447105
You will be reported to the authorities for child abuse. You are advised again leaving the country

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Post your most recent sessions

I like to keep them short and sweet.

>>155447145
that's because Lucio can actually defend himself and maybe you're not utilizing your AoE properly. Try to take note when and why sometimes other healers outheal you and try to work with that.

>>155447230
Other healers never outheal me unless it's a very short match and Zen used transcendence though

>>155447009
you know in your heart that neither zen nor mercy players deserve recognition, since neither requires any mechanical skill or game sense beyond heal this person or spam orbs at that person

LUCIO players deserve votes for putting themselves through the torture of blizzard's most helpful and least tantalizing video game character ever, all in the name of team work

>>155447309
A bad Zen requires no mechanical skill, sure. A good Zen is headshotting nerds across the map

>>155447172
pretty much this. No way any of the 'evil' or 'morally grey' characters will be gay. so prepare for the reveal that Lucio is the token fag. If they wanna play it even safer it's gonna be a woman. So Tracer probably.

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>>155447172
>76 and Reaper have flaws and are relatively multi-dimensional, so making them the gay characters would be """"problematic"""" because it suggests that gay people are awful... or something like that.

Except, we don't know what either was like. November should hopefully shed light on that. In the beginning they both seemed rather bland though, if that's the standard you want to work off of. Both were hard working soldiers that valued their positions. And this is going off the art of Reyes when he was made standing commander of the newly formed Overwatch.

If you think that's the angle that's needed, they certainly have room to be written that way. And Reaper even has the advantage of playing the "victim" as the reason for all of his malicious behavior.

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>>155447220
I play 2 games per day, but for some reason overbuff isn't showing more than one session.
The last 4 days have been only victories.

>>155447309
Wall riding and his m2 make Lucio much less of a chore to play than Mercy if you ask me

>>155447309
How can such an impactful toon be so boring to play?

He is a lot more fun than mercy though.

>>155447393
I mean, don't get me wrong, I wouldn't have a problem with it if Blizzard revealed that one or both of them were gay. I just don't EXPECT it. I agree we can only judge based on what they're like now, though, so you definitely have a point there.

>>155447009
THE WORLD IS ON FIRE

>>155447394
You'd climb the ranks faster if you worked on your positioning more, your other stats are fine.

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>>155447451
>toon

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How do I climb ranks?

My elims, top 6%; my objective kills, top 3%; and damage, top 14%. I keep getting paired up with people who don't know how to DPS even though I'm tanking like a fucking german panzer and killing lots of things. However I keep losing ranks, please halp

>>155447929
play DPS then
a good rein is worthless if your dps cant get kills

>>155447929

2 or 3 man groups.

Solo queue is all about how lucky you are with your draw of teammates, it has nothing to do with how well you play. If you want to reliably rank up then you need to group up and win games that way, the 1 or 2 other people in your party essentially secure 1 team slot is a good player and lowers how many potential bad players can be on your team.

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>>155447496
The only thing I expect is, if a romantic bond wasn't part of the problem, that Reaper receives proper motivation for his actions. Petty jealously would cheapen and even make his character stupidly comical unless they create a friendship were, at one point, those two would live and die for each other. And even then, that is a type of love in itself.

Right now my assumption is Reyes trusted Morrison with everything he had and then felt as though the rug had been pulled out from under him when Morrison took his coveted position. Unless they were extremely close, Reyes shouldn't have reacted so negatively especially considering the incredible job Morrison did. The mature response would to be proud of him but instead he was childish. At least that's how it appears if they end up just being friends.

This all seems trivial except for the fact that their feud right now is the biggest turning point in the story. Everything that happened and the way many of the characters are the way they are now is due to the feud and the lines it drew between characters. If the motivation ends up being half-assed, I can bet you the rest of the story will only go downwards from there.

November may be the lore dump that decides if its even worth following afterwards.

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>problems with finding people for qp
dead game

>>155447985
Don't you start getting matched with 5 or 6 stacks in turn though

>>155448084
its 2am senpai and you're probably bad

>>155448084
They all went back to Battleborn obv

>>155448076
That's very well-put, thank you. Regardless of how Blizzard handles their relationship, I hope it's done well.

what about RoadRat?

Got a question regarding mercy's damage boost /owg/,

If i boost a junkrat laying a trap/throwing a mine - will that damage be boosted?

Same scenario but this time i disconnect the beam after he lays them - is the damage still boosted?

Same scenario but this time i connect after he lays them - is the damage still boosted?

>>155447985
too bad all of my friends I usually qp with are really bad. I'm talking never speed boost lucio, suicide charge rein, zenyatta who ults the first thing he does in battle. You know things like that. Shitter things

>>155448096

Not if you max out at 3, you will only see 5 or 6 man groups if yours hits 4 or more.

>solo q ranked
>remind myself to stay positive
>be that fag that introduces himself to the team
>don't bitch about picks
>suggest improvements
>win
>win streak
>5 wins in a row
>playing with this 5 stack
>hold a nice defense, good communication
>wanna join our group?
>sure i guess
>find out too late they're extreme idiots and i was carrying them the whole time last game
>we start to lose
>one of them suggest 'maybe if we play the same classes as them'
>hightail it out of there

Despite the bullshit about leavers, solo que is honestly a lot better than playing grouped with randoms.

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>>155448084
>mercy's eyes are red
I fucking knew she was a slut and now on top of it she smokes drugs as well. shit tier waifu right here

>>155448328
yes
yes
no

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>>155447172
I don't think that would be a problem. The problem would be that even with all this "progressiveness", gays are still a big no-no in the video game industry, mostly due to insecure teenaagers.
Blizzard will most likely choose the safest route and that is to make one of the women a lesbian (lesbians are more than ok for teen male audiences) and maybe one of the guys bisexual. (My bet is on lucio)
A bisexual character allows them to have their cake and eat it too, they can go on about how progressive they are and at the same time never having to show any icky gay stuff about said hero.

I am pretty certain this is how it's going to be.

>>155448516
I always try to stay positive, but that actually attracts more shitters like you said. Last night I was on a losing streak trying to play tanks and I finally had enough. I told DPS really nicely that I'd really like to DPS. I got to play Reaper and then we proceeded to win. Just after I pull off a team wipe ult one of the guys who were trying to DPS before says "hey wanna queue up after". I agreed and then proceeded to carry the two following games until I realized like you that they were shitters getting carried by me and I was just lucky to have really shitty opponents.

>>155448084
Everyone's playing battlerite senpai

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>>155448604
>I don't think that would be a problem. The problem would be that even with all this "progressiveness", gays are still a big no-no in the video game industry, mostly due to insecure teenaagers.

Except the teenagers you're concerned about don't care about the lore. In fact, the lore is irrelevant to the game. The key here is, a former romance. Reaper and Soldier 76 will still be warring as hard and edgy as ever in the present time the game is held. Unless they take the time to buy and read the visual novel, the audience you're referring to probably don't even know there are comics outside of their twitch and esport drama. Presumably.

>>155447119
the reason kdr and medals in elims mean nothing is because you could get a shitload of elims but never get an elim that really matters

like say you never put their healers in respawn, or you don't take part in the big team fights over the point, but you got a lot of assist elims or solo kills off the point

it won't mean much to the team

Why are so many master level players such faggots?

>>155448864

Because we spend all day getting total shitters put into our games and it ruins all potential enjoyment.

>>155448285
Unlikely in my opinion. It's got the same potential for being deemed problematic as Reaper76, only magnified about a million times over because both Junkrat and Roadhog have WAY more obvious flaws. At best Junkrat is morally gray comic relief (which is still a no-no, because making a comic relief character gay implies that gay people are a joke), and at worst he's one leg into outright villain territory. Roadhog, maybe, and that's a big maybe depending on what further characterization we get on him, but at face value he's still a morally bankrupt killer. Their interactions kind of play into this too - while a lot of what Roadhog says can be easily read as a sort of grudging, half-masked concern for Junkrat's well-being, ships have been called triggering and abusive for much less (see Dragon Age Inquisition). I know it'd make some shippers very happy to see Roadrat become canon, but I can just about guarantee you that the majority of the people Blizzard is trying to appease here would shit themselves into the sixth dimension if this were the case.

>>155448604
That's a fair point. I actually wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if it played out exactly like that, to be honest.

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>yesterday, ilios, decided to play reaper
>I was like hard countered, once I got back in the obj WOAH THERE, headshoot fan died
>lost round 30-100
>next round rein switches
>[Genjimain]: TAAAANK?
>switch to d.va
>red team literally cannot do shit
>win round 100-0 with my team spawncamping them
>next round, barely died once, won round 100-16, enemy again couldn't do shit. one time they destroyed the mech, I 1v2d their mccree and zen as little girls mode d.va

hana song es numero uno

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>>155448804
They don't care about the lore, but they sure as hell will care about one of their favorite edgelords being a fag.
And face it, even though 90% of the audience will never see the comic, they sure as hell are going to see the "XY IN THIS GAME LIKES DICK, SUCH WOW, MANY PROGRESSIVE" threads, reddit discussions, gaming press articles it is going to spawn.

Blizzard isn't dumb, they are a huge corporation and they will continue trying to maximize their profits by trying to alienate the smallest amount of people while also trying to get the highest amount of positive media coverage.
They will not take risks, and making the central characters of their first large background lore comic faggots would be a very big risk.

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>>155448523
>2016
>not blazing it

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>>155448523
That's why I went with the one that's actually pure.

>>155449290
a pure emotionless corpse

>get placed at 2200 after playing support for a friend throughout placements
>team is half of the time composed of shitters
>cannot get to platinum unless I play zarya and I can't play zarya
>pay someone to play for me till 2600
>start playing from there and get to 3200 in a week

sure elo hell is not a real thing

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>>155449182
>Blizzard isn't dumb, they are a huge corporation and they will continue trying to maximize their profits by trying to alienate the smallest amount of people while also trying to get the highest amount of positive media coverage.

See this is the point where I'm not following you. If Overwatch was struggling (inb4 ded gaem) I would agree with you. But Overwatch has been, and continues to be, insanely successful with it's lore being mainly outside of the game using other sources of media to represent it. That being the case, they are honestly open to do whatever they please.
Anything that gets Overwatch noticed on the front page of click bait gaming media outlets would only serve to aid them, especially if they have the helm of social justice behind them.

This is the first time a Blizzard game has been in this position. The lore is literally like putty in their hands. Which is why they've said they are still building most of it as time goes on. Whether that's actually a good thing is left to be said.

>>155448938
Then just play scrims instead of comp

Oh wait you can't because you're too shit to be on a real team.

>usually one of the top performers on my teams
>winrate around 55%
>good enough to give my team a slightly higher chance of winning but not good enough to make matches one-sided with my presence
>climbed only 100 SR from placements
Feels stagnant

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>>155449412
>pay someone to play for me

But why

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>>155449437
But as I said, they can do that WITHOUT taking any risks.
Someone being attracted to dicks while also possessing one is still a huge deal in gaming media and Overwatch is popular so anyone they choose for it will end up getting plastered all over the internet.

So why wouldn't they go with someone they can easily afford to "lose", or is otherwise a more suitable candidate for actually hiding their gayness? You, me, maybe even the artists and the writers might care about doing something new and interesting but the shareholders will only care about profit, and at this size even one or two percent difference in sales means a huge difference to them.

>>155449743
You're average, so of course you're stagnating. Get better, make a bigger impact on the match, maybe learn more heroes well. Gotta put in effort not to stagnate.

>>155446486
Not that guy, but I do have IRL friends playing the game and I would not recommend it because you can't get angry at them if they're shitters. Just try to add good players and make friends through the game.

>>155449759
because I did not want to be stuck in that hellhole where I can't enjoy the game because I have to carry torb symmetra and widow on Dorado attack. It is not fun. and the fact that I went on and got to diamond in a week after that proves my point.

>>155449794
If it were Hanzo do you think people would finally stop picking him unless they'd put a lot of practice into him already and were actually good with him?

what if soldier's biotic field also denied enemy heals within it

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>>155449327
Rude.
They are just numbed, Amélie is still deep inside there.

>widowmaker will never murder you by farting on your face

>>155449518

>Scrims

The whole point is to have fun, not grind against the same 6 players for 8 hours at a time.

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Why is it taking so long to get in a game now?

>>155450236
It's 5 in the morning you fucking neet

>>155447309
I-I find Lúcio fun to play.

>>155450310
Lucio is fun when you're not trying in vain to herd your teammates so you can get all of them with your ult

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>drop shield
>fake a hammer swing
>enemy rein HAMMER D-
>raise shield
lmaoing at your team

>I will never spend all winter fucking with Mei in the mating press position filling her with cum and making her titties bounce as the room gets filled with steam due to our long breeding sessions

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>Play 6 rounds of QP
>Get teamed up with the same Mercy every round
>Play 76 each time
>Make sure the Mercy doesn't die once
>When I finally leave the Mercy player messages me thanking the fact that I protected them the whole time

Is this love

>>155450481
>steam
nigga how hot do you think you're getting

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>>155450001
I do and I am pretty sure Blizzard is considering that aspect as well.

I think likely candidates are:

1.:Lucio. He is the closest to the whole "cool queer dude" aspect, and would be a very safe choice. He is also probably little interest to the most homophobic part of the target audience.

2.: Torbjörn. He is the least sexualized out of all overwatch heroes (apart from maybe Bastion) and is therefore a very safe choice.

3.: Genji. A somewhat riskier move, since he is popular with the naruto kids crowd, but he is a cyborg so it is hard to sexualize him. Also those who actally master him will stick with him, and tournaments will of course continue to use him. In addition, being gay would give him an extra sympathetic angle on that whole "misspent youth" thing.

4.: Hanzo. Hanzo has always been a problem because he is a much more popular pick than his usefulness would suggest. Making him gay would help with that problem. Also his personality would allow a lot of drama with a repressed sexuality angle while simultaniously making him less sexual.

5.: Reinhardt. Not only is he old (and as we all know, old people don't have sex) but his whole knightly vibe makes him a pretty good candidate. They could give him some long lost love, perhaps a fellow Crusader and they won't have to deal with his sexuality ever again...

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>155447309
>zen doesn't requires any mechanical skill

Look at this pleb and laugh.

>tfw I no longer trust the underranked players duo queueing with their high rank friends to even play Lucio because the difference between a good Lucio and a bad Lucio is so noticeable
It's just painful to watch them ult at the wrongest times and be dead half the match

>>155450482
No, it's autism and enabling shitters

>>155450770
Take a joke friendo

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Are you lads ready?

>>155450939
kek pls tell me this is real

>>155450559
We'd fucking sweat.

When we open the door to go eat something the cold air in contact with all the steam would flood the house.

>>155450797
So you were only pretending to be retarded?

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>>155451027
>Making a joke
>Retarded
>Old meme spewing

You're new aren't you?

>>155450939
>Danny D.

Oh boy, I'm ready for it.

>>155451019
You better believe it, it's in the upcoming scenes section.

>>155451090
fucking young gengu

>>155450939
>making porn of my waifu


REEEEEEEEEE
D.LET THIS

>>155446803
He has his tit out. Not very heterosexual is it?

It's obvious Genji is the homosexual character. Why is this even discussed?

How much will you spend on Halloween loot boxes, anons?

>>155451221
Was meant for
>>155446857

>>155450939
>not blue
what is the fucking point

>>155451249
Genji is probably biscum

>>155450939
i can't fap to 3d anymore. it's just too unrealistic and unattainable for me.

>>155451365
how is 2d more realistic

Ummm, why are you racists killing innocent Omnics???

>>155450939
>Aletta Ocean
My dick has gone soft

>>155451256
Depends. If there's a werewolf McCree skin, probably a lot.

>>155451436
Me and my wife's son TI-86723 strongly support the omnic lives matter movement and so should everybody else

>>155451386
Not him but 3D and 2D are on the same level for me. Chances are the same.

I can't get into the whole kill omnic scum meme.

Zenyatta is just too cute. I want to protect him.

>>155451578
did your wife give birth to a robot?

is it true that if I don't get 200 fps I should uninstall the game

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>>155451636
>protect him

>>155451365
unrealistic as in i could never have sex with someone irl

>>155450939
>Danny D
Oh fuck ye--
>Aletta Ocean
PASS.

>>155451651
I get 65 on minimum graphics, without compromising resolution.

So porn has sold me on getting this game when I get a new computer that can actually run it. I'm interested in playing, D.VA, Mei, Pharah, Mercy or Tracer. My only experience with games like this is 200+ hours with Team Fortress 2. Which character plays like Pyro and which character plays like Medic? Those are what I usually play.

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>>155451636
And he will watch your back as well

>>155451732
Enter the game and play.

Why are 90% of Ana players so fucking useless?

>>155451732
>Pyro
Mei.
>Medic
Mercy.

>>155451761
>implying I can do that at the moment
My current machine is incapable of running it even on minimum settings and I don't even have a copy of the game. I just wanted to know in advance so I could maybe do some research.

>>155451636
I second this.

His laugh emote is simply too precious.
#purgemeatbags

>>155451641
If your wife hasnt been impregnated by strong, toxic omnic seed you are not a man.

>>155451812
To balance the 10% that shits all over the other supports.

>>155451858
Havent seen sombra shitposting in a while.

>ranked match
>hollywood offense
>this guy instalocks junkrat
>ok i guess...
>roll them with 3 minutes left
>defense
>he instalocks junkrat
>they complete with 30 seconds left
>defense again he instalocks junkrat AGAIN
>they push from capture point to final cap through overtime
>offense
>junkrat again
>decide to check his profile
>he has 3 hours of junkrat scattered across seasons & quickplay

Asked him to switch at that point and he did but holy fucking shit. The guy's diamond, he ought to know better.

I'm salty as fuck right now because we could've won that game... i'm a junkrat main with top 1% accuracy and eliminations

>>155451898
>ranked match
What the fuck else would it be. This is like those useless fucking greentexts that start off with "be me".

>>155451636
I want him to be my therapist

>>155451812
You basically need at least a duo to have a competent Ana because unless both players are comfortable with ana boosting and getting ana boosted, then her ult is always going to be lackluster

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>>155451812

>Everyone is always bitching at me because I only play Widowmaker and Hanzo
>I will play Ana, that will show them
>Now I am a useful support hero so my team will get magically healed while I am doing ebin sniper duels with the enemy Widowmaker.
>Now we lost because my team was shit. It could not have been me, I was the useful support hero after all...

Gee anon, I just can't figure it out either...

>>155451924
Otherwise you wouldn't found out halfway through the story, that would make the read very jumbled. Sorry to hurt your feelings.

>>155451812
>Her heals require decent aim
>Her damage is poor
>Her sleep is useless unless she calls it out and even then people with projectile weapons will wake them up
>Half of the time her ult hits the wrong person

Most of the time dps players pick her when the dps roles are taken and zenyatta is taken

>>155451898

Welcome to RNG mode where your win percentage is determined by how many retards you randomly get paired up with.

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I keep getting these annoyingly unfair matches in ranked. Like 3 golds and 3 plats vs 6 plats. It's not outrageous enough to firebomb blizzards offices but it's still too one sided to be fun.

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LIFE HAS MANY DOORS, RED TEAM

>Be another player in comp
>My main, Genji is taken
>Pick my alt, Hanzo
>Doing work through the first round, bronze damage
>Ana asks if I could change to a different DPS or a third tank
>Nigga I have bronze damage, goml
>Carry best I can, we lose 2-0 on Hanamura
>Ana shitter kept Nanoboosting Reinhardt instead of me
Why is my team always so bad, /r/Overwatch?

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>numbani attack
>pushing the payload smoothly
>rein asks our tracer to fall back
>he's 13
>"I'm a tracer! I'm SUPPOSED to overextend!"
>"SCREEECH"
>he dies

>>155452273
where does that door lead to?

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>>155452325
I laff'd

Does this general ever squad up for games? Or is it just the same complaints over and over?

>>155452437
I've been tempted to add a few Sonyfriends from here, but I always end up forgetting, then solo queueing and getting mad

>>155451968
Competitive play is literally the only mode to greentext about.

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>>155452430
So close.

>>155446353
Hold the fuck up
Is Junkrat's real last name actually "Fawkes"?
C'mon Blizz

>>155452721
Is dvas last name actually song or did she change it

>love playing Reaper
>always think I'm probably shit
>get into competitive play
>"two tanks two healers"
>no one else rolling second tank
>just got Blackhardt skin so why not
>no one else rolling healer
>Mercy muh waifu so why not
>never in both instances do I feel like I let my team down
Is it the role or the fact that I subconsciously know how well I perform with a character
>just came from a match where team lauds me for Reinhardt

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>>155452721
Yes, it is! I know it's probably a reference joke, but I think it's a very nice last name regardless!

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Why do some pros use the short crosshair reticle instead of dot for McCree? Wouldn't dot be almost objectively better?

>>155452951
Just preference. Some people like to see what's in the middle of what they're shooting, technically that's impossible with dot. Even if it's just a couple of pixels that you're missing. Or maybe they like to have it more obvious where they're aiming, making it easier to see. The dot is also fairly large.

Brawl proposal

"Fun allowed"

Junkrat, McCree, Roadhog, Torbjorn, Bastion, Widowmaker and Hanzo are out, everyone else is allowed.


Would this go over well? Or would too many people whine about there favourite characters being labelled as such?

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>>155452951
With short cross you can guide your aim better to them because of it's horizontal lines. But dot wins out for longer ranges with it obscuring less of the character you are trying to aim at. Largely preference tho. Have personally switched between them a lot.

>>155453037
One hero limit as well

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>>155452556
This. A lot of posts in this general are pretty much just
>Blog post about about shitty competitive match/shitty teammates
>Decisive moment in game
>Something happens that leads to Anon losing the game
>Reaction image

>>155452721
What is it referencing to? "Fuck"?

>>155452625
Get ready for 50 more crates of sprays that you don't have so you can't get those 35 credits

>>155453037
>Junkrat
>not fun

>>155453161
Are you serious?

>>155453161
Guy Fawkes I guess

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>>155453161
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=fawkes

>>155453161
Google Guy Fawkes

>>155452746
Song is an actual Korean surname

>>155446386

Athena has map specific statements she makes in the bridge and some inside jokes too.

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>>155453161
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunpowder_Plot

>>155452421
What the fuck is that image?

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>>155453259
Huh.

>>155453037
I think a game mode called "fun allowed" should just be bastion, hanzo, junrat, torb, widow only.

>>155453037
>fun allowed not banning mei
D R O P P E D

Here's a brawl proposition: Reinhardt only, charge has no cooldown and is channeled like Soldier 76's sprint, is much easier to control but has momentum to it

>>155453301
what awful art, if it's yours please stop posting your art.

>>155453680
It's not. I like it though

>>155453301
>tfw no bicycle Dva spray

fucking triggered m8

>>155453341
That sounds horrible. I love it.

>>155446376
>76
>Hanzo
>Genji
>Top
Anon, they're bottoms. Except for when it's Shimadacest, then Genji's top.

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Is this normal

>>155453816
This is probably what Overwatch 2 will look like.

>>155453703
>>155453301
art is good
>>155453680
lmao butthurt deviant art faggot.

>>155453201
Removing heroes people complain about means removing all the low skill heroes, Junkrat included

Roadhog's on the list too, and he's my favourite hero

>>155453816
Horde mode confirmed

>>155453295
snipers horsin' around

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKkuloQ0olU

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>>155453259
Fawkes is also an actual Australian surname

>>155450672
>pressing E on bad guys and shift on friendlies requires mechanical skill
standard delusional support cuckold

>>155454009
>lmao butthurt deviant art faggot.
no, that is the kind of art that shows up on deviant art look how many errors it has on it.

>headshot the fuck out of 2 different squishies as zen
>some faggot genji runs by and swift strikes through them twice
>"good job genji"
Assists on the killfeed when.

>>155453816
>there are people here yet to witness the glory of 10v10

and 10v10 imba mode

>>155454182
nice try tumblrnose

>>155454009
thanks to the anon that posted my work. u the real mvp

>>155454223
are you the guy who drew it?
i can't see why you'd defend literal garbage.

>>155454305
Careful when accepting cricism to your art.
There's a lot of failed salty "artists".
Look at the no real criticism he gave.
Very cute.
>>155454317
There are janitors that are browsing /vg/ that can check my IP you fucking retard, kill yourself and off to tumblr.

Or Etsy!

>>155454317
Lol anon u go draw something better if that anons work is literal garbage

>morning
>know full well I'm just going to get shitters
>3 - 1
>kinda sore that wasn't a 3 - 0 but cool clearly just the one win I'll get today
>shine like a motherfucker as Reinhardt
>2 - 1
>alright time to lose
>someone picks Reinhardt
>go Mercy
>2 - 1
Sh-Should I stop? Three in a row, that's.. What should I do?

>>155452325

>Hanzo main

Into the defeat it goes.

>>155454390
My strength is drawing storyboards. I can never really draw something that looks "finished"

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>>155454493
Yeah, I noticed that. You left a lot of subtle details and had the form more fastly drawn.

Do you have more of these?

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She's my favorite hero. I still feel like I'm shit. How do i get better?

>>155454557
Just aim better.

>reach diamond
>team thinks that a comp of 4 tanks 1 healer 1 dps is somehow good
>they just split up and trickle in
I thought diamond players were supposed to be good.

>>155454557
Aim better
Move like a hyperactive retard

>>155454537
Just overwatch?

>>155454594
Nah, I watched surefour play her in some 102 kills game.
Guy couldn't aim that well but situated himself very well that had the enemies often fucking up or choked out

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>>155454018
>Roadhog
>low skill

>>155454653
Anything, I don't expect you to have Overwatch only.
Only tumblrinas do that

What does the star(s) next to the level mean?

>>155454643
Low diamond is basically the same as plat.

>>155454557
Your sensitivity is too high

>>155454660
Your weapon accuracy is average and your crits are kind of low.

Your damage and elims are average.
If you hit more of your shots they will increase.


>>155454749
100 levels

>>155454149
That's the bare minimum, a good Zen will have murdered whoever he E'd within seconds

>>155454749
each star means 100 levels so they're basically considered nerd or virgin stars. it's acceptable to have one at this point, any more and they've probably never seen a vagina in person.

>>155454793
You replied to the wrong man.
I'm telling him that he needs to gitgud with his game sense and playstyle not aim.

>>155454756
>be in plat
>"lol scrub plat is basically gold"
>be in diamond
>"lol scrub diamond is basically plat"
>be in master
>????
/owg/ - where everyone who isn't Grandmaster is shit

>>155453131
I'd rather this entire thread be greentexts than see the constant fanart and anons sperging out over which hero might be a closet homo.

>>155454660
>surefour couldn't aim well

Nigga aim is so good that people still think he's hacking

I want Symmetra to sit on my face

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>attacking on Anubis
>point B has two Bastions
>and a Torb nest
>and a Mercy rezzing both Bastions constantly
>and my team are retards that keep throwing themselves at them and feeding their ults
I'm never doing Quick Play again, holy shit. Words cannot express how fucking salty I was. What horror stories do you have /owg/?

>>155454882
Gayposters (most likely fujoshits) ruined this general just like they ruin every general

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>>155454149
>As a DPS i just need to click on the enemy
standard delusional DPS cuckold

or

>As a Tank i just need to move forward
standard delusional DPS cuckold

stay mad :)

>>155454708
I've accepted that my artstyle is """"tumblr"""" whatever that means. http://m.imgur.com/a/zKV8h

>>155454972
Just pick junkrat? He literally shits on bastions especially on a map like anubis where it's so easy to enter flanks.

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>>155454937
If you just slow it down, you can see his aim go up and down like any normal player.

The one that is hacking is Taimou
He's using a macro script

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBbCJYw7oL4

He browses /vg/ and /pol/ so be aware of any defense he gets.
>>155455039
Very cute artstyle, set up some art blog. Would love to see more.

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>that friend who almost exclusively plays Tracer in comp
>any map, any mode, any team comp

People keep sending him party invites after game and he's convinced they really want him to group up and play Tracer for them. The delusion hurts.

>>155454881
Nah people start to become competent around 3300

>>155455237
I solo Q'd at 2600, 62 last season. I like to think I'm fairly competent at the game.

>>155455142
Why would they send party invites? I don't get it.

>>155455094
thanks anon

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What golden is next on your list /owg/?

>>155455308
So they can tell him that suicide is his only option. You cannot whisper people not on your contact list IIRC.

>>155455295
You aren't even playing the same game as 3300+ players.

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>>155455351
Symmetra

>>155455351
endothermic blaster

>>155455351
mercy, already have lucio and soldier

>>155455408
Yeah, this is on console so there's no text chat.

>>155455351
>still can't preview golden skins in use
I think I'll get zenny balls next, then probably rein hammer after.

FUCKING SHITTER ANA PLAYERS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COMP YOU USELESS PYRAMID NIGGERS FUCKKKK

Nerf Mei

Nerf Tracer

Nerf Zarya

>>155455094
That is strange that the person he is shooting at is exactly in the center of his cross hair every time he shoots.

>>155455701
>nerf all women
Fucking shitlord

>>155455701
But Zarya is just in every single game. Totally balanced m8.

>>155455701
Tracer is fine.
Mei needs reduced charge.
Zarya needs other counters than just Reaper.

>>155446692
this just tells me that you aren't very good at playing pharah

OK so when you try to hook a motherfucker with Hog, do you lead the target a bit off centre with the recital or do you keep him/her right in the middle? I've finally started pissing around with him and I think I'm getting more comfortable with his slow ass.

>>155455813
>Tracer is fine
Blinks need 1 more second of CD. She's too hard to catch.
>Mei needs reduced charge
And a nerf to her ammo capacity, and maybe take 1 more second to freeze people with her primary. Cryo Freeze is also a cheesy panic button and shouldn't be invincible.
>Zarya needs other counters than just Reaper
Good luck killing her with Reaper if she has full charge. Give her shields longer cooldown. 10 seconds a piece.

>>155455730
It's not strange. The cheat is based on where the HP bar is and will force the aim to move under it in a straight line. Hence always that body shot

When his aim starts to weirdly jump when aimlocking it's because the script is taking a lot of resources and he's getting low fps.
The video is 60 fps ofc, but hes prob hitting 100 fps when he needs 160~

Buff Junkrat

Buff Winston

Buff Torbjörn

Buff Bastion

>>155455928
GIT
U
D

post bad overwatch videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c51AfTm5jj8

>3400
>get placed in a 3100 average game
>both the plats instalock dps and spend all game doing fuck all
Why the fuck is this allowed?

>>155456059

Only Winston deserves a buff.

The others are fine.

>>155456132
Why give bad videos views
Unless they're actually "ha ha" bad

>>155456176
It's probably his.

>>155456175
Winston is fine.
Maybe let him regen health slowly

>>155455928
> Blinks need 1 more second of CD. She's too hard to catch.

I'd prefer it if her actual blink usage had a cooldown so that the hunk of shit behind it all can't spam it twice in quick succession and disappear completely.

> And a nerf to her ammo capacity, and maybe take 1 more second to freeze people with her primary. Cryo Freeze is also a cheesy panic button and shouldn't be invincible.

The only thing Mei needs is a slight nerf to the ridiculous range of her ult. Her weapon is nice and weak and if you're slow enough to get ice'd up you deserve the icicle in the brain.

> Good luck killing her with Reaper if she has full charge. Give her shields longer cooldown. 10 seconds a piece.

Those CDs are long enough and Zarya's only useful if your good at timing those shields and using that charge effectively.

I could be completely wrong though but IMO.

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>comp
>pick widow
>say her entire alive monologue in an exaggerated French accent
>"ven I was ah giarl, I vas afraid of spidiars.."
>team laughs the whole time
>"ok I trust you playing widow now"
SUCCESS

>>155456274
Tickle gun could use some extra, like slowing down enemies, extra damage to shields, no damage reduction on armor or increasing damage.

>>155456287
Mei's ult is fine, it's her Cryo Freeze that's bullshit. She shouldn't be able to jump onto a point and instantly freeze up to contest it just long enough for her team to get back. It's bullshit.

Here's my suggestion: give it a slight startup animation so she can be knocked out of it for the first second after she presses the button. That way she still gets invulnerability but she needs to be smart about it.

>>155456059
Winston is already a good pick though

Alone he's not much to worry about, but stick a harmony and a Zarya shield on him and nobody else is as terrifying

The cleave is REALLY good

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I LOVE VOCAROO ANON!

>>155456261
>one million views
>video created by /owg/ user
somehow I doubt this

>>155456132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkfMqPeglyc

I only know quality videos sorry anon

>>155456376
Wow, Widow is so pretty.

>>155456406

I hear ya. It's pretty sucky that she is essentially invincible as soon as you want her to be. I still think the range on her ult is stupid though. You can count on one hand the number of heroes that can escape it if they're good enough.

>>155456406
Agreed on Cyro being bullshit, not sure about the solution.
The problem atm is that it takes way too much effort to kill a Mei who has frozen herself. Since the icicle cannot be broken, it gives her effectively an extra life. This combined by the fact that she is really good in 1v1 fights and all her other stalling abilities means that unless you dedicate at least two people to eradicating her she will just keep coming back again and again.

I would suggest making her icicle breakable, so she at least gets punished if she freezes herself in the middle of an enemy team.

>>155456274
>>155456391
Winston vs Rein: gets fucked
Winston vs D.Va: gets fucked
Winston vs Zarya: gets murdered
Winston vs Roadhog: gets fucked

Winstons shield: goddamn awful

Only thing good about him is he's much faster than roadhog or zarya thanks to his jump, but that's all

>>155456287
>I'd prefer it if her actual blink usage had a cooldown so that the hunk of shit behind it all can't spam it twice in quick succession and disappear completely.
the problem with this is that there are areas on maps that are specifically designed to be double blinked to get across

>>155456898
Breaking news: Winston is a tank designed to disrupt team formations and kill squishies, not kill other tanks

>>155456898
>winston
>needing or wanting to duel anyone that's not a 200hp hero

He's meant to force an unfavorable situation/fight or soften up the enemy team with his chain lightning

>>155456754
>>155456406
I mean, you could take that away still and it'd still be a self-heal, but isn't stalling and generally being super annoying exactly what cryo-freeze is supposed to do by design

>Pharah
>Extremely fit Egyptian soldier woman in an armored mech suit
>200 Health

>Mei
>Chubby Chinese woman in a fluffy coat
>250 Health

Explain this shit

>>155457009
He can only kill symmetra, ana and widowmaker though
every other character can easily deal with him, even torbjörn without turret

>reach 3 star levels
>play at 3300 ranked
>have every item I could want
>have done everything
>get drunk and drop to 2600
>realize the only reason I've been playing is because of time invested

Bye, /blog/. I'm off to go to the gym instead.

>>155456436
that pic made me uncomfortable

just like the anon below me who is actually spider

i am spider

>>155457107
See you tomorrow son

>>155457081
her fat absorbs the hits

>>155446424
Lucio is the most brain dead class that requires the least individual skill. You skate around and hope your teamates win the game for you.

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>>155457081
That coat is made of the same material as the Hollywood limo

Sturdy as fuck

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>>155451636
>Yes yes good human the omniggers dindu nuffin gib civil rights down with the racists

These shits are programs on metal suits, their "peacefulness" and "cuteness" can just be set false at anytime.

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>3 tank 3 support strategy becoming more rampant
>no flankers to get my teleporter
This starts the symmetra uprising

>>155457076
Yes, but the fact that it's an insta-invulnerability button is a stupid cheese tactic.

Either take away the invincibility/make it so you can knock her out of it during a startup animation,

or

Make it so that while she's in Cryo Freeze she can't contest a point/payload.

There needs to be SOME sort of drawback to the ability.

>>155457081
Mei has all of her limbs.

>>155457267
Winston would like a word with you

>>155457267
>No flankers to get my teleporter

Except D.Va

>>155455351
Roadhog, I want to hook people with my golden hook. Only have Rein's hammer at the moment.

>>155457141
Hi Widow, would you like a Spiderman costume for Halloween?

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>>155457365
>friend goes reaper
>kills him every time

>>155457267
I always get teleporters easy with d.va
winston is also a good choice

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>>155457413
>3 tank 3 support strategy
>D.Va
>D.Va at all

>>155457285
it's this, limbs are like 75% of your body weight. if pharah had all her limbs she'd have like 800 hp

>>155457413
>>155457465

Symmetra counters dva anon. Must be playing against some shitty symmetras

>>155457504

Epic.

>>155457365
3 tank comps don't usually play winston
unless it's koth
and then you probably wont be playing symetra

Roadhog
Reinhardt
Zarya
Zenyatta
Lucio
Ana

This is the unbeatable 3/3 comp of devastation.

>>155457581
I've never seen it work outside pro play. And I'm a master

>>155457507
No way, her lasers get killed in a second and symmetra herself is no threat
Even is she manages to take down the meka I doubt she can survive a few hits of mekaless d.va
at least I never had trouble dealing with her

>tfw yuropeen
>you will always have disgusting french people on your team picking hanzo

>>155457692
It's not the turrets. Her gun melts dva and by the time you kill her mech your gun is charged to where she dies instantly

>>155457484
t.gold pro

>>155457692
D.Va has good shot assuming sym isn't charged already from someone else and is alone. Otherwise all she need is bit of hopping around.

> I doubt she can survive a few hits of mekaless d.va

Except the part where her fully charged beam instalocks your plug suit ass and rapes you before you even hit the ground.

>>155457692
Symmetra's laser beam melts D.Va

Granted a good D.Va can still win, because an accurate D.Va out-damage the laser, but only barely, and Symmetras tend to jump around like crazy to avoid exactly that

>>155457717
>EU server
>some French fag picks Hanzo
>plays with open mic and no headphones
>hear the entire match in French

Made me want to kill myself

>>155457787
>Her gun melts dva
Just boost away if she gets too sticky and then engage her again