/owg/ - Overwatch General

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post oldverwatch

>overwatch was helping with depression
>can't play

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Ddos this!

>>155368753

you should play ana. But if you are asking this question I assume you can't so accept your team is shit and wait for gg.

ZENYETTA BUFFS WHEN?

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>>155368676
Jamison Fawkes!

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Cutest and best pairing

>>155368896
worst*

>>155368831
hes balanced as he is lad

>>155368976
i dont want to play him balanced
i want to play him broken like on release

>win for 20 points
>lose for 60

why? i'm omw to gold, from almost diamond, with 50% winrate. what am i doing wrong?

>>155369032
playing support

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>wake up
>Mei stills exist

>>155369032
Typically, 60 point hits don't usually come out of nowhere. Did you just finish placement?

>>155368789
>Young Genji
>In Overwatch
>Implying he wasn't already a disgusting half robot back then

>>155369208

no, i calibrated mid-plat and went on a winstreak. pure support player. whenever i lost the 60 points nothing particularly happened, the last time i lost koth 2-3 with 4 gold medals as lucio

>>155369209
>implying he's more disgusting as a half-robot than he was when he wore orange and dyed his hair green

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Meanwhile, at Overatch Canadian HQ..

>>155369540
Who cares about Canada? They don't do shit anyway.

>>155369373
I've only seen 60 point hits when I was going on losing streaks. The losses start at around 22, but each time you lose in a row it will get progressively worse. I went from 2800 to 2500 in a day like this because I'm a retard. I've been tracking gains and losses in a spreadsheet since then, trying to figure out how this shit works.

>4 gold medals as lucio
Also a support main here. A realization I had is tactics which work for Diamond and Top 500 players aren't necessarily going to work with players around Gold. Zen requires people to focus, for example, and Lucio requires people to group up. At lower ranks, pocketing the most effective players in your team may give you the highest win rate as support.

Or you could do what I did and just abandon support until you claw your way back out of hell.

>>155369394
At least he was human back then.

How to play Reaper with an uncoordinated team? I do really well with him when I'm getting supported, but when my team's disjointed or not going in I get my shit pushed in. Should I just be going around to the back of the enemy and waiting for a chance, or what?

>>155369661
There is no hope with an incompetent team.

I placed at 2300 playing supports and played reaper to platinum. If the team is shitters there is no hope reagardless of what you play. Even zarya

>>155369661
Always behind the enemy lines, but don't try to go alone, always show yourself when the enemy is fighting your team, that doesn't give them a chance to react to you in time.

>>155369617
get oot

>>155369661
Pair up. Your buddy doesn't even have to know that you're doing it, just find someone an follow their lead. Either do something like stick to Reinhardt like glue, or watch a high-aggro ally's chevron through the walls, then jump in on the opposite side of the objective the moment he approaches from the front.

>>155369661
I wonder this too, but about Genji
He's supposed to be a carry character but I only do especially well with him when my team is already good

>>155369846
You first, Canada.

>>155369832
played reaper to diamond*>>155369661

I realized that I'm at my best when I'm the one getting all silvers, rather than golds. I'm more comfortable and confident in my own play when I know it's not all on my back. Like I know that I'm not good enough to reliably or consistently carry, but it allows me that flexibility to not have to be a singular role, allowing the rest of my team to play what they want.

>mercy rezing two people gets potg over a quadra
>"yeah we fixed it though"

wew

>Eichenwalde defense
>well I take Symm.. no already taken
>we already got two tanks
>and two heals
I went for Torbjörn

why are people always underestimating Torbjörn?
his ult saved the point many times from being taken

>>155370069
How is gold rank? Is it actually elo hell? Do you think its because of people like you?

>>155369635

Can you win for 60 points? Going to try the "abondoning support" thing, and just ended losing streak and got 20 points for carrying a koth game with streetpig.

>>155370069
Because without his ult he's relatively useless

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>playan comp
>only mid platinum in rank
>get fucking queued up with 4 masters and 1 GM against a team of 6 masters
I managed to not completely embarrass myself by playing zenyatta and letting them get most of the kills. And pressing q when the time seemed right.

>>155370069
Because his turret is trash

If only you could make it survive by whacking it but literally everyone outdamages your whacks.

>>155369970
Whenever I play McCree, I doubt how well I'm doing because my eliminations are relatively low. The reason it's low is because I'm focused on suppressing the hard to kill targets like Tracer, Genji and Pharah so the rest of my team are safe to do their work.

>>155370189
>Playing comp last night with a full team
>My team MMR avg is 2900
>Get placed against Masters and GMs in top 500 with an MMR avg of 3900
>1k MMR of difference

N-nice matchmaking Blizz.

A friend sacrificed himself and quit to not get stomped.

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Are the servers back up yet?

Junkrat reporting for duty

Isn't Aimbotting someone's smurf

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please Blizzard

why does this keep happening

I just want to get this Zenyatta trophy

he's not even my main

>>155370371
I assume yes because I just finished a match 10 minutes ago.

reminder that zen is a dps that can heal and not a healer

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>mei 1v 1 battle with torbleborb
>about to kill him
>he molten cores
>still kill him
>use mei sitting emote after
>1 min later
>1v1 again
>used wall and iceblock
>he's about to kill me
>ult him
>he kills me
>he used a sitting emote in my blizzard
>get rezzed
>kill him

>>155370474
So, he's a projectile S76?

>>155370405
Maybe you should try and make a 6 man with that 4 stack.

>>155370405
Why does this happen on PS4 so much

>>155370147
Yeah. I climbed just as quickly as I've fallen before, though I've only had one win streak since I started tracking the changes. The changes went:
-24, 22, 22, 32, 31, 22, 38, 44, -31

>>155370342
This is what happens when game is dead.

>>155370474
He has a defensive ult though

>>155370516
Aha, on PS4 that will guarantee an instant queue against 1k overdogs

>climbed from X all the way to Z as Y!
>if you keep it up, you will improve!
>just bite through the losses, things will change eventually!

>literally 75% of my games involve someone leaving
>wins take 15-20 minutes and reward 20 points
>losses take 10 minutes and reward -40 points
>can't get a winning spree because no one ever wants to group up

Aside from the retarded point gain/loss structure, this whole community is rotten as fuck. The odd players that manages to climb through the ranks gets to boast about it, meanwhile everyone else notices how horrible the comp experience is. If you don't get ranked high enough during your placements you're pretty much fucked.

>>155370528
ps4 has a small user base so it's harder to find fair matches

>>155370497
don't you have a friend or something to tell this to?

>>155370510

76 with a sick debuff

>>155370606
What's top 500 on ps4? I think my brother is getting close by scraping master rank.

>>155369661
It depends on the both team's composition.
If they're full of squishies go fuck them in them in the ass, if the enemy team's tanks however are bashing your team's shit in you have to target the tanks first and go with your team.

>>155370653
t. silverfag

>>155370405
Odds are you can probably throw that game and only lose like 5 rank points, not worth trying desu.
Especially since a lot of these <Master fags use M/KB

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>>155368859
is cute!

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>>155370786
He's the cutest! I love him so much, and he makes me so happy I almost can't handle it!

>>155368859
What happened to the guy that did the bad junkrat impression?

>>155370783

Yeah that's the one thing I hate the most about getting close to Master rank, some people that beat me are clearly using M+KB.

>>155370894
I tracked his IP and circumcised his head

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>>155368896
>not meihog

>>155370756
Not sure what you're implying. I've placed at 2800 and i'm roughly around that area right now.

>>155370942
Wow rude now he can't talk, how will he do an ok hanzo impression and a shit junkrat impression for us now?

>>155370894
Also, what happened to 5 facts about Mccree poster? I miss him ;__;

>>155370947
>not zaryamei

>>155370716

Funnily enough Top 500 on PS4 is BELOW Master rank. A buddy of mine is ranked around place 450 while having 3420SR.

>>155370596
Move on to For Glory.

>>155370990
yuri is not allowed though I guess zarya counts as a man

>>155370984
I miss hana posters

>>155370984
>we lost 2 posters
>1 old and 1 new
>they will both be missed
Press F to pay respects

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>>155370653
>no one ever wants to group up
I get group and friend requests on a fairly regular basis, and I only ever see 40 point losses on major losing streaks. Maybe you aren't as valuable of a group mate as you think you are.

>>155371163
All the faggots chased them away.
If I could make one wish it aould be for gays to never exist.

They shit up everything

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Why do all the genji fags and hanzo fags want lucio but won't be him

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>have 3:00 advantage in second round
>think to myself "with my luck we'll probably still lose"
>only healer, nobody ever goes a second one
>they push the payload past two checkpoints in overtime
>we lose

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>>155370894
Fuck you he was good

mfw I saved all his vocaroos and fell asleep listening to his voice on repeat

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>>155371374
That's kind of creepy man

>>155371172
Not sure. Half the time i have to suggest to get a second support because people don't seem to even grasp the basics of this game.

>>155371374
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sXBccY2xaX

>>155371462
this

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I want to cuddle with Widowmaker.

>>155371591
Oh, I do indeed...

I hope I didn't creep you out though, I was just fucking with you about the falling asleep thing

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>>155371772
>''Shhhh, just sleep mon cheri...''

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>>155371246
Genjis would take a Harmony orb instead for heals and Discord on their targets, but it takes a very good Zen to have that there reliably when they need it. Transcendence has almost no practical usage for an allied Genji. Anas can't aim anything except a Q at him. Mercy is no use at all except for her rez.

Lucio gets Genji to site faster. A good Lucio can taxi and give Genji offensive assists. Genjis can usually get healing fairly promptly if they get within 40 meters of Lucio. Sound barrier saves man Genji lives, either defensively, or combined with Dragonblade. Lucio's pushes, even without Soundbarrier, gets the team onto the objective and give a huge distraction that lets him hit from the other side while usually being within range of Lucio's heals or speed on the other side of the objective.

And, finally, if Genji is ever stuck in a dire situation, only Lucio has the speed, mobility, survivability and the goddamned balls to zip in and bail him out.

>>155371837
Nah in all honesty it's kind of nice knowing people like my voice even though that's a bit too much.

>>155371772

https://soundcloud.com/totalspiffagedubs/playing-widowmaker-like

>>155371853
>I will never spoon with Widowmaker
>she will never switch to her lewd french seductress mode while cuddling and push her perfect 10/10 butt against my crotch and not do anything else
>i will never be stuck just an inch from heaven for an entire night, before she gives me release the following day

>>155371878
You've earned it anon. Do more pls

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BUFF SYMMETRA PLEASE IM BEGGING

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Why do I always have the Hanzo pickers on my team?

>>155371967
Alright, i'm trying to think of lines but as it's 8am i can't be shouting or laughing super loud.

>>155372101
Blame Seagull, that's the only reason I can think of anyone wanting to play that boring, garbage-ass hero.

>>155372101
needs a genji

>>155371985
Sym needs a rework, not a buff.

The only buff I'd recommend is make it so hitting with alt-fire (or even her turrets) charges her gun.

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>>155371954
>not sleeping face to face
>not burying your face in her neck
>not wanting her to caress you all night
>not wanting to fall asleep touching, smelling, seeing and feeling only Widow

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AGG2njbJAk

Ded thread

>>155372307
here's a buff idea for her

when her turrets shoot someone it shows there silhouette to your team

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So since I have yet to encounter someone ranked silver or lower, am I correct in assuming that Blizz skewed their system to make people feel good ? So gold = bronze, plat = silver, etc basicly

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>>155371954
>>155372431
>wanting to sleep with Widowmaker
What is the appeal of a suicide fetish?

>>155372702
y

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>>155372954
Why would she kill me?
I completely support her anti-omnigger crusade.

>>155372948
nope, gold is average and anything below is shit

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How does anyone get this low?

>>155372975
y what

>>155373047
by strategically ensuring your team cannot win
it's probably as hard as getting master

>>155372702
Studying medical shit just like every other day. And you, anon?

>>155372945
At the very least, turret activation should be shared with the team. The vast majority of Overwatch isn't play in a situation where a Symmetra player will share this information over voice chat. Hell, even I often don't know what turrets were destroyed where when playing Symmetra since the icons fade so fast.

i hate playing mercy because you're always expected to make like 3-4 man revive to save the game and if you don't you're basically the reason your team lost. dps heroes never get blamed for not using their ults correctly

>>155373047
buy systematically towing the game

>>155373163
People constantly criticize my Zarya ult usage. If the enemy team has a roadhog, I toss that gravitons around like candy.

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what's the best potg intro for each of the heroes?

>>155373120
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uICInNMcrM

>>155370342

Leaving is worse than staying, if you leave you drop 30-40 points, if you stay in a game like that you literally lose 2 points.

Any game with a 300ish or more point difference is a 2 pointer.

>>155372171
People were dick riding Shitzo long before Seagull's videos.

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Mei is cute!

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post overviews

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>>155371954

>>155373336
>you have blackhole just fucking use it
>teams are spread out across a huge area basically doing 6 simultaneous 1v1's OR
>D'Va is still running around in her mech OR
>nobody has ults that synchronise OR
>none of your team are ever around to capitalise on it if you used it and you'd just be spamming right clicks into the deathball while trying not to die OR
>nobody is shooting the reinhardt shield and nobody on your team can play around it if him and his friends get black holed
Also I feel like I have to be playing really, really, really well as Zarya to get ults fast. Does hers charge much slower than everyone elses or something?

>>155373047

I'm pretty sure you'd have to purposefully sabotage your own team every game to get that low.

>>155373047
Controller users and peoples mums

>>155373370
Yeah I'll be a healslut irl. I'm bored too, bunch of black lives matter protesters shut down all of campus so I'm stuck in my room with jack shit to do.

Tell me more about yourself anon.

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>>155373585
Mei is a semen demon.

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>it's a Numbani episode

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>>155373624
>3.14 destruct kills
Does no one know how to kill with this ult? I manage to kill more people using (non-environmental) Primal Rage.

>game is so dead put in the same lobby with the same people 6 times in a row
>it's QP and they want to penalize me for leaving games early
>match hasn't even started and I'm being penalized

>>155373879
I live in Africa, the fact that someone actually thought it might look like that in 60 years time is hilarious.

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>"can someone kill this (name of the hero that is currently killing them) pls?"

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Who /ps4/ here?

>>155373345
Ana: Shh
Bastion: Ganymede
D.va: Lying around
Genji: Unsheathes Katana
Hanzo: My aim is true
Junkrat: Shot put/ Unfortunate
Lúcio: Bicycle kick/ Freestyle
McCee: The name's McCree
Mei: Frosty :)
Mercy: Heroes never die
Pharah: Mission complete
Reaper: Death blossom
Reinhardt: Charge
Roadhog: Whole hog
76: Helix
Symmetra: My reality
Torbjörn: Refreshing
Tracer: Serious business
Widowmaker: Hanging around
Winston: Glasses
Zarya: Maximum charge
Zenyatta: All of them

>>155373657
>have to be playing really, really, really well
Or you just stand in front of the enemy team's Roadhog and hold left click. The higher charge you have, the faster your ult will build.

If you manage to actually kill the roadhog, that's a bonus, but he's mostly there for grinding ult and giving you free charge when he hooks someone.

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When the shit talker on your team from the last game is on the now opposing team and you crush him.

>>155374116
I find that only genuinely good bro-tier Junkrats use Unfortunate

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>>155373998

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I want to SNIFF her ASS

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>>155373624

why does junkrat not make a sound while walking wtf ?

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>>155373992
Well it's only like that because the omnics built the city. So as soon as you leave the city you still have little huts all around.

>>155373828
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q7FPIIfFK1

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>>155373624
Postan

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>4 golds, one silver as Zenyatta
>Card for Trance healing

>3 golds, one silver as Zarya
>Card for projected barriers

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>Have won 11 out of the 22 games I've played since getting a rank
>have lost nearly 200 mmr

why?

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>>155369394
A ninja carrot boy.

>>155374856
I LOVE LADY MARIA

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>>155374934
>200
I'll tell you a secret
it's not going to end

>>155374856
P U F F Y V U L V A
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>play comp placements with friend
>both do 10 matches together
>5/5 even
>neither of us did season 1
>i get placed at 2532
>they get placed at 2184

?????????????

so i can't play with them even though WE BEAT THE SAME FUCKING GAMES TOGETHER?

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>you have been captured by a band of junkers and taken to the decrepit heart of irradiate straya-land Perth
>roadhog and junkrat gets captured as well

you learn that these two idiots, despite their supposed notoriety are actually the timon and pumbaa of their community where everyone else is leagues more insane and dangerous than them

>>155375065
You haven't been here for a while huh? It's 1000 skill difference until Master and Grandmaster

>>155375065
you did better in the matches then
using your brains anon

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>>155369661
>Should I just be going around to the back of the enemy and waiting for a chance, or what?
Flanking is your #1 superpower.

If you start winning 1v1 fights against enemy players more, you become that much more effective. Sounds like stupid obvious advice but once you take that first shot on a person, you should make sure to kill them off in the next 1-3 seconds before their teammates come. Plow through their backline one at a time quickly and your team will basically be defending/pushing with a number advantage at all times. Kill, heal, kill, heal, be as big of a pain in the ass as you are an edgelord.

And when nobody notices you CLOMPCLOMPCLOMPing up behind them because both sides have tunnel vision on the main chokepoint, press Q for a POTG.

>>155370069
>well I take Symm.. no already taken
>why are people always underestimating Torbjörn?

W/hy don't you learn a character that requires aim instead of dragging down your team?
>Enemy team runs Pharah/McCree
Oh now, since your Turret is almost always down, its a 5v6.

>>155375065
supports get fucked over is one explanation.

It calculates your damage and kills into the rank which is stupid because some characters aren't designed to get kills

>>155375108
Cool. Rolling for a Junker orgy.

>>155375108
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UHsL7SUET5

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>>155374663
I have roughly the same stats as you and my win rate is awful, what the fuck

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>>155368676

I will make diamond today.

STARTING SR:2934

>lose 6 games

ENDING SR:2613

END MY SUFFERING.

Why does Bastion have PTSD?

>>155375331
Fuck off foreigner, stop trying to imitate our accent

>>155375180
No they played support. They saved our team multiple times. Even got a POTM for one of them.

>>155375230
That's fucking stupid.

Why would they "punish" supports when nobody wants to play them already? Are they going to fix this? I'm not that pissed off since we're just screwing around on PS4 but still, wtf.

>>155374656
>20
>from Russia but living in South Africa
>breed rabbits, they're pretty cool

add me?

>>155375383
No

>want to dick around with Hanzo
>let's go to Quick Play
>I'm not a monster, if there's already a Widow or Hanzo I'll just leave and re-queue, nobody deserves two snipers
>have joined and left 10+ games without playing because there's always a sniper on the team

Well time to ruin your competitive games.

tenderly raping tracer until she's a quivering pile of tears!

>>155375108
Makes sense

Roadhog was one of the people that actually caused the explosion of the Omnic core, makes sense to have a little more saneness then the people that are born into it.
Junkrat tho, I imagine that Roadie has to stop him from blowing off all of his limbs

>>155375470
>add me?
On what? I don't even play overwatch anymore

>>155375498
>not just ruining QP games with two snipers
WHO THE FUCK CARES

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Post your score and what platform you play on (PC, console.)

Post your placement rank too if you want. Show us how much you've risen or fell.

>>155375509
Heroes never cry, anon!

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>Naziland, Attack
>5 game winning streak
>Haven't had a Junkrat in my last 5 games
>Game starts, Junkrat instalocker
>pic_related.jpg
>Go Zenyatta, ask him to switch if it isn't working
>He just spams M1, like all Junkrats do
>Enemy team switches to Ana
>We get our shit pushed in every push by Shiny Rienhardt
>Enemy Rien doesn't even bother using his sheild anymore
>Never cap first point
>Junkrat: "B-b-but I had gold damage"
Why don't Junkrats understand that their pick is bad? Why can't they into ult economy?

>>155375383
Why are you pretending to live in Australia? We all know Australia doesn't actually exist.

>>155375582
1991 gold on PC
Had some pretty rough games yesterday, but I did manage to rise to gold with the help of some non-retarded silver friends so I'm happy about that

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>>155375582
We don't talk about September 14th.

PC.

>>155375230
>>155375453
>It calculates your damage and kills into the rank
Hasn't been true since Season 1, when they switched over to streaks

>>155370069
If you weren't a fucking retard they wouldn't have made it to the point in the first place

>>155374934
If you're like me, you're losing because you don't realize that tactics which work at higher ranks don't necessarily work for people at lower ranks. The lower you drop, the more frequently you encounter people that your play style doesn't work for.

To confirm whether or not this is happening, try playing a game without communicating. Whatever retarded shit your team is getting up to, take their lead and join them. Make picks to compliment their retardation, rather than trying to get them to suddenly stop being retarded.

>>155375549
:(

>>155375775
How does this explain why they got a few hundred less points than me though?

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>>155375582
3248 PC
Placed at 2600 on PC because I queued with some friends who were not very good and lost a few games.

I just progressively climbed since then

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>>155375832
Sorry buddy, you can still give me your battletag and i can add you.

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>>155375865

>>155375865
Christ they look like flabby pecs

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>>155375865

>>155376151
why is all tumblr art awful

>>155372431
>not wanting to wrap your arms around her waist
>not wanting to put her close to give her warmth and to cool yourself down on winter
>not wanting to bury your face in her perfect hair
>not wanting that amazing ass close to your penis

>>155375865
better than what I can do ;-;

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Cutest and best pairing

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>>155375865

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>>155375945
SoulofCinder#2765

I'm not edgy, I just like Dark Souls a lot. Also I'm often not online during the week.

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>>155374856
>4 golds (didn't heal at all) as maria
>card for cainhurst-style self-wounding

>queue for comp
>get into lobby
>"i'll fill guys go ahead and pick before me"
>hanzo
>soldier
>mccree
>torbjorn
>widowmaker
>we're on offense

what do when this is every match i play

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>>155375865

>>155375754
What happened.

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>>155375754
>>155375754
Son, lets talk about the 14th of September

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>>155376271
>>155374856

Nice meme

>>155376336
>getting discorded by good zens is always so scary, even as a tank

>>155376305
play with friends. solo is so fucking bad. i decided to be optimistic and try it but it's just fucking bad. the tiny amount of competent teams i get in comparison to shit ones is not even worth it, i will wait for my friends to get online.

i don't understand why i run into so many groups vs my completely ungrouped team in solo either. what is the logic in that? i know not all groups mean good players but it's still likely they are communicating with each other better than a team of non-grouped is.

>>155376310
Why does everyone hate this? I think it's cute. Maybe not viable but still cute.

>>155376265
Added sonny

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>>155376407
>even
>as a tank

you say that like it's not his purpose. he is DESIGNED to take out tanks. zen shouldn't be worrying about flankers unless he's forced to 1v1 them, he was made to destroy targets with huge health pools.

just realizing this made me a better zen player. i was trying to get everyone when you are meant to focus on tanks first then worry about the rest.

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>>155375865

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>>155375865

>>155376481
jesus fucking christ

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Who /Toblerone PRO/ here?

>>155376454
Thanks famiglia

wanna sing me another song?

>>155376535
Maybe

>>155370653
placed at gold and made it to master just fine

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>>155368676
OVERWATCH EXPOSED!!!!

MAXIMUM CLONAGE!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Paladins/comments/53qusf/a_brief_history_of_paladins_as_response_to/

>>155376481
This is worse than seeing my favourite male heroes with vaginas.

>>155376581
that dwarf is literally torbjorn

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>>155376581
This looks fucking god-awful, like some undergrad animation student made it on a budget of 3 packs of ramen and a bottle of vodka. Do people actually play this shit?

>>155376408
>solo is so fucking bad
i know but i want a fucking golden gun dude. i dont really mind my rank falling - i mean whats the difference between 2400 gold and 2000 gold lmao

but even when i have a friend or two its not much better desu. like we're still bound to have at least one useless member on our team that doesn't understand counters or team composition (let alone pointing at people and clicking on them)

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>mfw 2 eliminations, 2,996 damage done

>>155376408
Solo feels way worse this time around than it did last season. I dread to enter comp with less than three people, even though i climbed from 50 to almost 70 solo last season.
The mix of people in platinum that go from 30 to 70 in S1 ranking is just retarded.
Dunno, maybe last season there were the same shitters and you couldn't just see their stats so you didn't mind, but this on top of the standard comp retardation like leavers, trolls, stupid picks and whatnot, makes solo Q pure suffering this time around.

>>155376151
lol ok

>>155376721
>Do people actually play this shit?
yes because it players similar to overwatch but free.

>>155376806
I know for a fact some of my friends got carried to diamond when they are not at that skill level.

There's no way to stop people carrying their friends, but as time goes on, those people will be dropped from the ranks. Carrying is nowhere near as easy as you all make it out to be. In a month or so I feel everyone who plays consistently will be at their actual spot.

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HRAAUGH

>>155376721
>>155376708
Friendly reminder to ignore the Hi-Rez shill.

>>155376708
Except Torbjorn is literally the dwarf. You got it backwards, friend. :)

As the evidence shows, most of Overwatch's characters and abilities were lifted straight from older Hi-Rez games like Global Agenda and Paladins, as well as other games. But Paladins is being branded the clone.

It's Peter Parker and Ben Reilly all over again.

>>155376721
Overwatch is actually an overpriced version of Paladins. Paladins came first. Check the link for evidence. Overwatch is the real clone. :)

>>155376862
I'm not a good singer

>>155377091
(You)

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>>155376998

>>155376998
UNSTOPPABLE

>>155377091
>Overwatch is actually an overpriced version of Paladins. Paladins came first. Check the link for evidence. Overwatch is the real clone. :)
even if that was the case, how could they think it's a good idea to release their game after overwatch?

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>only tank on team
>the moment I die everyone eats every single bullet thrown at them
>they have 58 seconds to push from spawn
>make it to second point purely on OVERTIME because teammates keep trickling in like their dead body is gonna throw the truck back a mile
>we have 67 seconds to push from spawn
>don't even make it past the first choke

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I just went from 2620 to 2566 because of a fucking kid wanting to insta lock torb on both attack and defense, even when he was being destroyed.

Fucking WHY

>>155377260
this is why i treat comp like quickplay desu

people do the same dumb shit they just cant stack heroes

>>155377154
Playing squishy bowling is the best in Lijang

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>comp
>pick widow
>get a quadruple
>still not enough
>our mercy threatening to leave if I don't switch
>go dva
>still lose
>potg is my widow quad

i just finished the placement matches and got 2603 'sr'

is this good? bad?

how do i learn to actually play comp? any general guides? i play everything except ana and widowmaker

Scrub looking for senpai to teach me to git gud
ItsArgyle#1597 NA

AAAAH

AGAIN


AAAGAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNN

>>155377472
>i play everything except ana and widowmaker
Well don't play Hanzo, Junkrat and Bastion for one.

>>155377441
>>155377154
I love suicide charges. Had a game on Volskaya where I suicide charged people to the left all game and got someone every time

>I also almost cost us the game when I assumed the Zarya behind me bubbled herself for D.Va's ult and dropped shield and he died

>>155377541
why?

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Mei is the reason I snipe.

>>155371864
coward genjis are the worst

though i'm not much better being the opposite

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>>155377549
>try to charge D.Va
>she ults before I get there
>carrying the mech halfway out of the map
>mfw I manage to shield right before it blows up

>>155377661
Shit like that is why Rein is the most exciting character.

>>155377195
Because someone needs to stand up to Blizzard.

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Post yfw SEXTUPLE KILL

>>155377195
In the link it says they were so far along in development, implying they couldn't just scrap the game. But that they weren't going to compete with Blizzard (smart).
Personally don't give a fuck, Overwatch looks cooler with fewer faggy characters (please redesign Lucio (had to look his name up I've repressed him so well)).

>>155374116
>Reinhardt: Charge

Stretching or fuck off.

>>155375865
This is sacrilege to me

>try playing some overwatch
>lose around 20 matches in a row

someone just fucking kill me

>>155377865
I use Hammer down to show off my sexy golden hammer
When I finally get it

>>155377848
cant spell sextuple without sex

>>155377549
https://a.pomf.cat/wpmfci.webm

I love doing this

>>155371864
>bailing out a shit genji
no

if you play a flanker you are 100% reliable for healing yourself with health packs.

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>>155376581
>an actual goblin in a meka
absolute madmen

>>155377615
Junkrat is ok depending on the map. People are salty about Junkrats who feed Zaryas and healers so don't do that. Keeping this in mind helps.

Also pros have started using attack Bastion. He is actually pretty good if you are constantly moving and surprise them.

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>>155376526

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>Going for a random meme charge
>Pin a mercy as she's flying in for Play of the Resurrection

>>155377470
Is this Bigby?

>>155376476
zen has the best highlight intro period

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>>155378021
Posting best Torb

>>155378126
Zen has really good ones, but I'll always have a soft spot for Tracers laughing

>>155376581
>an uggo low poli troll instead of cute russian bodybuilder
no thanks

>>155377154
>Eliminated Fallen

hehehehehehehehehe

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>>155378047
Ye

>>155374116
>genji
>not all of them
>pharah
>not rocket barrage

>>155378161
lmao, fuck

Bonjour

>>155378161
oh god how did the other players react to that? Your team or the enemy

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>>155378395
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/overwatch.gamepedia.com/1/12/Widowmaker_-_Hello_there.ogg

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>>155378395
Salut

>>155377154
one time i sent self destruct across the bridge and it knocked 3 people off and killed 2 across the bridge it was insane

i didn't even realize it knocked people back

>play game
>some faggot widowmaker aimbotting so blatantly it's not even funny
>faggy teammate defending him

Next ban wave when?

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>mfw reflect graviton surge but I'm the only one shooting at them

>>155378640
wheres the context

>>155378546
>>155378593
Encore?

>>155378640
cringey

>>155378674
Do you ahve webm of it? I want to know how it actually looks like when someone is using aimbot

Also what kind of cheat detection system this game has?

The absolute worst decision by Blizz is their absolute refusal to put in a "appear as offline" option just to make it seem like their games are more social.

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>>155378215
I've been wanting to try that game.
Is it any good? Do i have to read the back comics?

>apmtv.kr isn't a registered website
you had one fucking job, blizzard

>>155378847
I put a note in the description, but I'm not excellent at editing. If I have time I will try to use all the footage to show why I had the reaction.

>>155379040
You don't but you should since the comics are entertaining.

>>155379152
The comics really lose their value after the 70th or so issue. Right after The war with the Adversary. But until then it's a great concept and well executed

>>155379134
try not acting like a cringey 12 year old pls, if you are going to insult someone do it properly

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>>155378674
This is why the Windows 10 botnet is a good thing for vidya. So that crybabies like you won't be able to complain about other players being better than you at a game because Windows will be able to confirm what software is running at all times.

In a game where projectile hitboxes and player hitboxes are so fat, auto-aim is implemented, aim assist is implemented, and controls are so snappy and responsive, are you really going to complain about someone aiming well? Let's not pretend Overwatch is a difficult game to aim in. You have all these characters that don't even need to aim to win so when you actually go up against real skill you think it's magic and automatically assume it's an aimbot.

Widows have it the worst in Overwatch. You play bad and your team shits all over you and the enemy makes fun of you. You play decently and your team still scolds you for not hitting all your shots. You play too good and you get accused of cheating. Can you assholes just fuck off for one fucking match and leave Widow alone? So fucking sick of your bitching. Just fuck off, you shitters.

>>155379310
I agree, heat of the moment. Still thought I'd share see if anyone got a laugh.

I am on fire.

But an extinguisher is not required.

Have they seriously not given us anything new about Sombra in like a month?

>>155379331
>walled gardens are good wonka wonka wonk
Because you know, consoles have zero problems with cheaters too, right?

>>155379331
I wanna kiss Widow spiderman-style.

>>155379297
I read up to the part where Bigby goes crazy during the whole Snow White/Sister arc then kinda stopped.

>>155379385
Love that line. Also this one:
>If you wish to know someone, walk in their shoes, or hover.

>>155377472
please respond

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>>155379386
Sadly, yes

>>155379948
nice

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>diamond genjis who aren't used to people hitting them and play like they're invincible

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>>155379820
Zenyatta's lines are the most interesting ones in the whole game, making you really want to focus on listening what he says

Much better than just plain "stay down" or "too easy" etc.

Which is probably why I feel like most of his spammable lines are a bit boring compared to them and legendary skins shit

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>play d.va
>notice enemy reaper emoting from high ground
>he jumps right into my defense matrix and gets gang banged

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First blue post of the day and it's actually something nice!

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Why do we still lose points if our team leaves>?

>>155380216
Nice aimbot fag

>>155380216
>I have ptsd the webm

>>155380260
so it can't be abused

>>155380260
It's so 6stacks don't go 'Hey the enemies have good players, one of you leave so we won't lose'

Okay if you are learning to play as a Support just do this one thing.

HEAL THE TANK. Regardless of how shit / good he is, you fucking heal him. You will learn how to avoid damage whilst also being in the thick of things by using your tank as a wall.

I'm honestly tired of seeing Ana / Lucio / Mercy not trying to keep the tank alive. Zenyatta is a little different, but if you aren't keeping your Tank in LOS as Lucio, or grenade range as Ana, or being ON THE TANK when he TAKES damage as mercy you are doing it wrong.

Tanks are great for 2 reasons. They soak a lot of damage, but the best part is that they'll do the most damage in the game as well if you can keep them alive. Without fail they will do it.

>>155380427
>>155380425
make the leaver lose the amount the entire team would lose

that way no one in a stack would want to leave

>>155380427
Why not just enable it for groups then? I think the leaver should just get points reducted, and the rest should be fine.

>>155380216
How do you guys get so good at Pharah. She's so weak and squishy and slow, then when you actually hit stuff it barely does any damage. Such an unsatisfying character to play. She looks cool in motion when I'm not playing her though.

I'm surprised people don't complain about Pharah not hitting anything. It's always Widow people make fun of but even good Pharah players barely make any of their shots. They pretty much all rely on splash damage.

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guess what 2 heroes

>>155380227
>implying spamming "we are in harmony" isn't fun

>>155376151
But I like those ones

>>155380496
>blizzards servers die
>lose all your mmr

hmm

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>>155380528
She does 120 damage on a direct hit, which is just under a mcree headshot. There's no damage falloff either.

That said, Pharah isn't good at the tippy-top level ie. facing grandmaster mcrees and widows. Overwatch maps aren't good and don't give projectile damage characters a chance. Her mobility is also pretty bad.

>>155380536
Widowmaker and Mercy

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Post things you have yet to see in-game.
>projectile ult gets deflected by genji
>deflected ult gets removed by d.va's defense matrix immediately

>>155380496
>>155380260
Because of WoWfags.

Stacks and parties used to bully/votekick solo Q players so that the solo Q leavers would take all the hit for quitting and the stacks get to avoid the leaver penalty.

So Blizzard decides nobody gets an exemption.

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Is there anything worse than a Junkrat player on your team ? And the worst part is, they delude themselves into thinking they are useful because they have gold damage done aka free ult charge for the enemy supports

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>playing comp
>have to leave to do something
>'you will receive a loss and be suspended for leaving early'

I dont mind the loss but an hour and 10mins is kind of extreme. What do they think is going through my head? I'm not ragequitting, I just have a life outside games.

>>155380692
biotic field deflected by genji

>>155380751
>I just have a life outside games.
If you wanted a 2 minute quickie that lets you abandon your 5 teammates who expected to have a fair game with 5 teammates, you should have to go Quick-Play.

Or just fucking suck it up and finish.

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>>155379386
They were planning to release her when skycoder stuff happened but something came up that forced them to delay it to blizzcon. amomentincrime is a hastily improvised stall tactic.

Friendly reminder Sombra will be a snarky Latina hacker with
>M1: arm-mounted keyboard that shoots ascii character bullets
>M2: decoy clones
>E: Stealth wall
>L-Shift: Recon sentries (discreetly tag LoS enemies)
>Passive: Ignored by turrets and sentries for up to 5 seconds
>Ult: Shadow Field (massive AoE that blinds enemy field)