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BAN ELIM

>>155337308
>>155337308
>>155337308
Was first

>>155337638 >>155337680
Mistakes were made.

But in the style of Oreo v, Hyrdox, this thread is better.
Also, neither thread linked itself in the old thread.

1st for Brian Bell he pumps in and out of the xeno's ass.

>>155337626
Fifth for make a dead in request on the forums

>>155337473
If Kaylie/Reica/Trinity/Julia/Insert Wiafu RPer here was that captain and said that Kurt's changeling murders infront of them was okay because IC their characters were oblivious would that shit still fly?

TheEliminator16 didn't even get a note and diverted all investiagation to his part in anything with 'I don't know what's happening', remember

>>155337918
*deadmin

Being phoneposter is suffering.

>>155338034
>"If anyone that isn't a waifu or admin was that captain and said that Kurt's changeling murders infromt of them was okay because IC their characters were oblivious would that shit still fly?"

is the question you should be asking, friend

>>155330561
>inb4 plasmen

>>155337241
elim defended an antag as a non-antag head
then he was unhelpful in ahelps

>>155337865

>>155338227
Who else even RPs except waifus who're nutcases and admins who have nothing to lose and don't care?

How do I get toy eswords and toy ebows?

>>155338327
ahelp/pray for some

>>155338034
Listen
The only murder that took place was someone running around my office with a fire axe after the AI had just called out a suspected ling in there.
I stunned them, Kurt hit them a few times and they bled out after a while
We were too busy trying to get in the back room to do anything about it
After that was over, Kurt went and took the body to medbay, what happened to the body after that is neither my nor Kurt's fault

Regarding "obliviousness", after applying for bodyguard, he went off to science saying something about needing "bio-augmentation", which I assumed to mean borers
Then, he comes back with an armblade
I have literally never seen an armblade before this but I knew it was a thing for changelings. I also knew, however, that borers can do weird new things now, so I decided to just go with it.

From that point on, Kurt literally never left my side. It was perfectly reasonable for him to explain it as a "mutation" and have my character believe him, there is no rule that states that the second you see an armblade you have to out them as a ling.
Again, I was still not quite sure if he was a ling but I wasn't going to question it until he started doing shady shit.

Foster DID message me later about having a "changling hitman" which I denied, saying that he was my bodyguard and I had never told him to attack anyone, which is true.

So, in summation, this was a combination of IRL ignorance combined with my choice to roleplay
I firmly believe that neither I nor Kurt did anything wrong in that round
If you disagree, post on the forums about this.

>>155338327
Those are prizes from the arcade machines.

>>155338327
gitgud if you want to killbait

>>155337473
>dark messiah in a can

>>155338615
That's not what you said last thread

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>cult pulled surfer to cargo
>force fed her 40u sleep toxin pill
>lets it happen as sec
>shoots people with 15u chloral syringe gun
Holy shit

>>155338753
Everything I said here I said last thread

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>>155326007
You're an admin and you see two people erping in the dorms.

How do you fuck their shit up as a warning?

>>155338615
>So, in summation, this was a combination of IRL ignorance combined with my choice to roleplay

I'll take 'What excuse did admins shoot down for Surfer Girl many times already?' for $100

What a fucking crock of shit

>>155338878
spawn myself as an invincible unstunnable krampus with a chain of command and beat them to death

>>155338878
Have their eyes removed so they can't see emotes anymore

Oh wait I got notes for doing that before. Apparently if an admin doesn't just gib/kill them then it's stepping out of line

>>155338801
Repost it verbatim or be selectively ignored.

>>155338878
Counter argument:
Surfer can't into metaclub.

>>155338805
Chef wouldn't cook any eggs

>>155338615
>So, in summation, this was a combination of IRL ignorance combined with my choice to roleplay
>I firmly believe that neither I nor Kurt did anything wrong in that round

Pretty much what we thought were admins are held to different standards than players then

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>Raid a syndicate vault
>Get a bunch of nice gear
>Even the suits with crazy brute resists
>Come back home after testing out what the shuttle disk does (gives you access to send the science or mining shuttle to the syndicate outpost)
>Step out and see an officer patrolling maintenance
>Me and Harvey tell him to come over and look at the rune that we found
>We run towards it with him
>He stops and looks at it
>Stuns us both and goes "RESEARCH SHUTTLE I NEED BACK UP"
>"CONFIRMED CULTISTS"
>Absolutely baffled by the tunnel vision that this guy has
>Start wondering if it's a sick joke
>One of the officers (HoS?) comes and pulls me to HoP check if I upped my access
>Server starts shitting the bed
>Come back to a bunch of people standing around like living statues


What the fuck even happened that round

>>155338327
some of the vaults have those, iirc?

>>155338878
Muzzle, straight jacket and blindfold them. Then just send them to Thunderdome.

>>155338913
I literally don't know anything about Surfer Girl other than the fact that everyone shitposts about them
Again, Make. A deadmin request. On the forums. If you are actually this mad about it.
>>155339068
No, I don't have any reason to
You can go ahead and be mad at me if you want
I think this is getting blown way out of proportion but fine
I don't care
I am not responsible for ruining anyone else's round

This is the last I'm responding to any of this unless a forum thread is made

>Elim defending himself not knnowing that it creates more shitposting

>>155339223
>I am not responsible for ruining anyone else's round

Don't you get tired of fucking up and using this excuse over and over?

>>155338790
Sorry! Wiki said 40 u killed, I didn't think 15 u would do much but put people to sleep.

>>155339223
>I literally don't know anything
There you go again. Worked so well before so might as well stick with it

>>155339316
Injecting and Ingesting cause *significantly* different things with reagents.

>>155338878
Teleport them into the holodeck
Announce to the crew what is happening
Lock them in
Spawn bears when enough people are watching

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>>155338878
Seal the room off and spawn multiple viruses in the room.

Or cake the area in with bees and make sure everyone can hear the "not the bees" sound.

>>155339223
Believe me, I'd deadmin request you if i were actually in-game when this happened

>>155339456
Okay good to know. How much kills in injection?

>>155338615
>It was perfectly reasonable for him to explain it as a "mutation" and have my character believe him, there is no rule that states that the second you see an armblade you have to out them as a ling.

Is this real?
If I see a guy in a red hardsuit floating around outside the station I can just assume that it's a trader and fight security to defend them from being shot without a word and that would be okay?

If I see people standing around a bloody room I can just assume they're cleaning it because how would a mere mortal like me understand the runes and fight people who try and attack them and that would be okay?

If I see someone in robes, I can etc etc etc

>sawbones still greytides and is a huge shitter when he deadmins and no one bats an eye
>elim does something that doesn't even screw anything up and everyone loses their fucking minds

>>155339223
This is just the logical end point of the cancerous valids culture the server has.

Demanding people be banned for not helping them valid hunt.

>>155339164
>Barely got to use the Stetchkin

My only regret

>>155339759
>Demanding people be banned for helping and defending antags as non-antags

ftfy

>>155339740
Shoo shoo, fake me
>>155339759
This is basically where I'm at right now
I can't think of another reason why people would be this mad about it

JUST

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>>155338291
Forgot my image.

serb dead?

POMF SAVE US

>>155339759
>Demanding people be banned for lying and being unhelpful in ahelps and bending rules to fit an agenda and trying to dress RP as a tool to be a shitter and get away with it

>>155339993
>things that didn't happen
No lies were told, the ahelps were answered thoroughly, no rules were bend, no agenda exists

>>155339850
>someone breaks in to the captain's room with an axe in hand, trying to murder someone who at that point had done nothing antagonizing

Stupid valid hunting shitter.

>>155339730
Apparently if sawbones just roleplayed then it'd be fine to be a shitter still
Must be what he does now then

>>155339993
You are the problem with the server. We are not a solely valid seeking server, if you want that, go to TG

>>155340127
>breaks in
Bolted open

>M-MUH VALIDS
>SOMEONE PLAYED WITHOUT IMMEDIATELY HUNTING VALIDS
>BAN THEM
I wish Nox still existed so I could tell people to go back there, so I'll just settle for the nearest equivalent
Go back to TG, you valid-hungry shitters

>>155340127
>someone has a changeling armblade
>help them secure kills by stunning people and watch as they kill them

Stupid brown nosing shitter

Fucking christ take it to the forums already, god damn this is obnoxious
I almost miss waifuposting

>>155340249
There's not going for valids
and then there's an antag doing antag things with antag tools right infront of you and then saying it was okay that you helped because 'muh arpee'

>>155340207
>its not breaking in with a deadly weapon if the door is open :)

Good to know I can just barge into anywhere I like and wave my shotgun around and if anyone tries to stop me I can just cry to get them banned.

>>155338913
>"What excuse did admins shoot down for Surfer Girl many times already?"

What does this mean, and how does it relate to the situation at hand?

>>155340416
>>>/gb2TG/

>>155340416
>antag doing antag things
Except it wasn't, there was a ling reported in the office of the guy he had agreed to protect, so he attacked the person who was in there that was carrying a VERY fucking deadly weapon a few times

>>155340416
>defending the captain is now an antag thing to do

Better murderbone all of sec as non-antag, they must be antags for wanting to defend the station!

>>155340548
>>155340601

He had a fucking arm blade!

Why wouldn't someone try and help the captain who had a changeling stalking them with a fucking armblade all the time? Why should they just lie down when the 'victim' stuns them and orders the changeling to kill them after?

>>155340416
>defending the captain
>HURR HE WAS DOING ANTAG THINGS
Fuck off

>>155340482
It means Surfer Girl is a retard

>>155340482
it means that another player tried using the same excuse and was told "bullshit"

but it's okay if an admin does it

>>155340673
If you're being a vigilante, you can be treated as one.

GO TO THE FORUMS

Oh wait, you fucking won't, because you're all to chickenshit to actually speak up in a fashion where you have a name attached
Seriously, you're all just shitposting because you need something to shitpost about
Go away

>>155340673
By this logic you have to murder anyone that so much as touches an emag when you catch a traitor.

They had an antag item so they must be going to instantly murder anyone they can!

>>155340482
>Player is 'ignorant' of something around them and tells admins in ahelps 'I don't know what's going on'
>Gets bans

>Elim is a long term admin and tells admins in ahelps 'I don't know what's going on'
>Not even a note

>it's a "Thread whines and whines about shit someone did and doesn't take it to the forums because they're either too lazy or don't have a solid case" episode

Oh look, ARRPEE vs VALIDS again
This won't ever stop being a divisive issue, will it

>>155340829
>see someone getting succ/stabbed with an arm blade/shot with a CR-20
>Well I don't want to be a vigilante so I'm not going to say anything and just 360 and walk away

Riiiiiight

>>155340442
Its not breaking in, its trespassing.

>>155340898
>>155340816
That's a double standard
Unless >>155340780
is true, and she acted like an idiot asshole in ahelp. Anyone have logs of both of their admin conversations?

>>155340403
You asked for it buddy, revving up a shitpost right now.

ded ?

>Not even trying to talk to tators/lings
>not building a rapport
>not playing out slowly discovering that your friend is a fucking monster and having a struggle to report them to sec or stick it out
>just murder them immediately, and fuck you if you don't

Why do you even play this game. Just to kill people? Why not go kill people in real life? It's more satisfying

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>this entire thread
You people are terrible at arguing

>>155341050
>Why not go kill people in real life? It's more satisfying

Not true
When you cut open a human thoracic cavity irl it smells really fucking bad

wew can't believe there's so much butthurt about this ling thing, I had a round where one of my fellow lings went to the Captain and ratted us out immediately.

do what you want as an antag, play friendly, recruits others to your side etc, I've seen lots of shit and this is fucking nothing.

>>155341050
Most of the time the other guy is an autist and not worth being friends with, too

>>155341050
you sound so salty

>>155341050
If someone in my department is a baddie and isn't causing direct department harm, I just leave them be.

>>155341050
This
Playing the game this way is way more fun than trying to wrestle with the shitty combat system

>>155341028
Why do you care? Surfer doesn't even pertain to the situation at hand. And I have no doubt she made an ass of herself in ahelp.

I don't see why they don't just ban Elim at this point for a while

Not like he even plays much, he said so himself, so what does it fucking matter

>>155341389
Because he didn't do anything wrong and the admin judgement regarding it was already rendered?

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>>155341163
That's why you use a gun. Stabbing people will get you caught. As long as you're close enough to see them die it's fine.

>>155341307
Fuck off Elim

>>155341307
Because if someone is willing to get those logs it could be vital evidence in deadminning Elim, and showing the double standard.

>people actually want elim deadminned and banned over one round in which no one except a criminal got hurt

>>155341435
But he did and the handling admin even tried to lie on Elim's behalf in the last thread?

>>155341569
Then make a fucking deadmin request
How many times do you have to be told this, elim himself said it like 5 times

>>155341539
>implying it's the first time elim's fucked up and screwed over people's rounds only to turn around and say 'I dindu nuffin or know nuffin'

>>155341661
He didn't fuck up though
Nothing he did was in any way against the rules

>Admin pretends to be clueless
>Not banned
>New player actually is clueless
>Banned

I can't wait to rape people on purge day

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>server disconnecting me every 5-10 minutes
>takes several tries to get back in
>people are legitimately playing under these conditions

>>155341903
They're not, that's why the thread is so shit right now

Why is Surfer Girl mentioned every thread
>>155341757

>>155342125
Retarded+New+banned+girl=

Drama

>>155342125
New player, reminds us what it's like to not be jaded.
She did some security today which was cool to see

I wish Trinity would coach her and teach her and make her Dream Team material instead of talking about and watching her from afar

>>155342125
they're adorable and nice
but they have very poor picks in job rolls
gotta stick with the basics

>>155342278
What does trinity say?

>other thread was made first
>had spessmen in the title, which is how I ctrl+f to find threads
Why did we do this thread over the other one again?

I can only hope Surfer Girl plays during purge.

>>155342584
>Ctrl+F
I'm going to blow your mind.
www.4chan.org/vg/ss13

>>155338878
getmob them into the thunderdome

2 waifu's enter
1 leaves

>>155342749
Why's that

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>>155342278
>ywn go barhopping and land in a casino as high rollers with Megurine
>ywn go on a hike but stop to feed the ducks with Caliegh
>ywn hit the gym really early and work up a sweat with Trinity
>ywn escape a night of club dancing to wander in the sleepy streets and have a deep talk with Naomi

Why join security?

>>155343130
you forgot the best dream-team member!
Me!

>>155342278
I love being arrested by surfer security. She always tells me what's happening and is so sweet. Also she gets mad if shitcurity keeps tazing prisoners.

If she could only into combat

>>155339127
What even is it? All I see is he blew a bunch of cardboard and juiced his biogen hard.

>>155339149
Everybody has to learn some time.

>>155339723
Redsuits are pretty easy to get even after the telesci nerfs. Pre-nerf, any decent sci would have a suit since it didn't suck as hard.

>>155340416
The funny thing is that axe guy was the antagonist in that situation.

>mfw i made the metagrude list with vulgaris though i havent played in more then half a year

>>155341050
>lowpop
>try to make it more fun so it's not pseudo-extended
>they just catatonic when caught
>If they don't, the rest of sec and half the station are frothing at the mouth destroying and hacking everything to get their daily dose
Every time

>>155338615

>cult tells me they're going to 'convert' people
>'Converting' doesn't sound inherantly evil so it's okay for me to stun cuff people when not cult and deliver them to the cult all shift

I love it

>>155343463
>people are still talking about my list
STAY GONE

>>155343728
Reductio ad absurdum, that's not a valid argument

>>155343751
>that sci drama faggot who doesnt play anymore
Who

>>155343763
No, it's the same standards that Elim used when a changeling was doing changeling things right infront of him, and he still lined up a target right for them

>>155343751
>>rail
>except rail
What

>>155343904
But it's not what happened and you'd know that if you had any idea what you were talking about

>>155343751
You for having a grudge against sawbones

>>155339723
Yes, actually.

Roleplaying ignorance is perfectly allowed, as long as you yourself don't kill anyone. So no "I thought this purple snow was safe" excuses.

>>155343751
>>155343982
really gets those neurons firing

>>155344037
>taser someone
>Cultists drag them a few steps infront of me and sacrifices them

>wasn't me I was roleplaying don't throw shade on the roleplay go back to TG

Uh huh

>>155339723
Yes
You're allowed to NOT instantly try to kill anyone who displays antag signs
You're even allowed to help antags to a certain degree
You're not allowed to nonantag murder but other than that, if you RP it well, you can do it

>>155344281
Now that is an over-exaggeration.

>>155340442
Shitter AI wanted to collect valids. Hard.

>>155340974
I can't be assed to make an account.

>>155344951
Yeah, the AIs were the real enemies that round

>>155343450
Those are all filled egg cartons

How do you open locked cases with explosions?

Why won't the banpage load?

>>155345240
make boom and open lockda box

>>155345416
Elim killed it so he couldn't get banned

>>155345484
>elim is a shitter
I love this new meme

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>>155343751
>bias towards the acute
Obtuse or gtfo

>>155339360
>plasma
>not water

>>155343080
why question it we are all anonymous here you cant protect surfer girl

>>155343080
Because he's going to rape her. I'm going to too. Maybe we can tag team.

Reminder, permaban appeals always go wrong.

>>155345527
hi elim

This is some autistic ultra bad level of play tonight

>>155338878
Teleport them into the thunderdome, announce the ERPing, then order to them to continue on pain of death if they refuse. And of course I critique their ERPing quality as I see fit.

"No, no, you're doing it wrong, that would cause unspeakable agony if you actually did that. Try again."

>>155345484
IT LIFTS THE BAN OR IT GOES IN THE WASHING MACHINE!

>>155347486
ebin

more lore when

>>155340984
Never, not until we either set up some definitive rules on RP or kick all the validshitters out for good. Ideally by saying that if you fail to prove someone is valid, you become valid yourself. Worked for the ancient Romans.

>>155341009
Or you can report it instead of trying to play hero. Which incidentally is no more tolerated here than it is on Bay.

>>155342278
Those types need to be broken for their own good.

>>155347962
We have pretty definitive rules on RP though

>>155347750
hi elim

>>155348245
Which nobody can seem to agree on.

>>155348432
*which shitters try to deny exist
FTFY

[15:22:39]SAY: ARTORIAS/Bigmonsterguy (@226,241,1) As Galactic Common : Attention crew. Xeno detected.
[15:22:49]SAY: ARTORIAS/Bigmonsterguy (@226,241,1) As Galactic Common : Captain's Office.'

[15:23:50]SAY: ARTORIAS/Bigmonsterguy (@226,241,1) As Galactic Common : The captain is a xeno.

[15:24:36]SAY: Kolton Hunt/Kharkov72 (@219,232,1) As Galactic Common : The captain IS the xeno
[15:24:38]SAY: ARTORIAS/Bigmonsterguy (@226,241,1) As Galactic Common : Correction. The Captain is a xeno.

[15:25:38]SAY: ARTORIAS/Bigmonsterguy (@226,241,1) As Galactic Common : The Nonhuman stole the atmos tech's axe.

[15:26:23]SAY: Nick Weller/Liltiptop (@245,172,1) As Galactic Common : AI. Kill the captain if they harm anyone.
[15:26:28]SAY: ARTORIAS/Bigmonsterguy (@226,241,1) As Galactic Common : Confirmed.

[15:27:56]SAY: ARTORIAS/Bigmonsterguy (@226,241,1) As Galactic Common : Degenerate masochist located.

[15:29:07]SAY: Joanna Jolyne/Solour (@214,224,1) As Galactic Common : ai kill the captain
[15:29:14]SAY: Zennyization/(Borgo) (@290,237,1 Binary: AI are you going to kill him?
[15:29:20]SAY: Bigmonsterguy/(ARTORIAS) (@226,241,1 Binary: I have been ordered to.,

[15:29:30]SAY: ARTORIAS/Bigmonsterguy (@226,241,1) As Galactic Common : A human has ordered me to murder the Captain.
[15:29:39]SAY: ARTORIAS/Bigmonsterguy (@226,241,1) As Galactic Common : Captain, your doors are now shocked.

[15:29:58]SAY: Sternum Skeletoni/Jakerno (@263,250,1) As Galactic Common : AI we will all come to harm if the captain is incapacitated.
[15:30:10]SAY: ARTORIAS/Bigmonsterguy (@226,241,1) As Galactic Common : I'm afraid the HoP can step in as a replacement.

[15:30:13]GAME: Nick Weller(Liltiptop)) used 'NT Default' Core AI Module on ARTORIAS(Bigmonsterguy))
[15:30:50]SAY: ARTORIAS/Bigmonsterguy (@226,241,1) As Galactic Common : Hello Captain. You are no longer a dirty pigfucker shit ball kike fuck.
And then he spent the rest of the round cursing at everyone.

>>155348481
Really, it's the same thing since we seem to be at least 50% composed of shitters

>>155348628
Like this guy. You can practically smell the urge to get his captain valids.

>>155348703
I was the CE. I thought they ment xeno like xenomorph, not an ayy.

>>155345240
Just hit it with the explosion.
Whether or nor they open is chance.

>>155348628
OH GOD PLEASE NO
THIS STATION IS ALL I HAVE

>>155348628
Yeah, the AI was a huge shitter
Opened the doors for a million people to flood into the captain's office by telling them that the captain was a "xeno"
It was clear that it wanted him to get killed
Why didn't that AI cop a ban?

>>155348904
They were referring to the A.I.

>>155348628
>killbaiting as AI
I was really hoping someone WOULD actually kill the captain so they could get a nice big fat ban for it
And the AI too

Silicon players rarely remember that just because their laws say they can do something, it doesn't mean it's allowed in the rules

Never play Head of Security again, whoever you were.

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Medbay was intense but very satisfying this round.

Looking up to purge so I can treat my patients in a decent and non-lewd way.

>>155349404
Medbay will be the first to go every round I bet

>>155349336
Silicon players more often forget that, if ordered to do something on Asimov, they have to do it, even if it is against the rules.

>>155349575
"Cyborg. ERP with me

>>155349575
Yeah but in this case it's pretty clear that the AI WANTED to be ordered to kill the captain 4noraisin

>Captain getting that bent out of shape over a borg not being synced to AI

HALT! SECURITY!

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>>155349457
>>155349404
>implying this won't happen

Shit round.

>>155349575
It was trying to kill the captain long before it was ordered. And when told that killing the captain would cause harm to humans, it didn't care.

>>155349641
I did that one time as roboticist and shitcurity wanted to arrest me for sabotage

>>155349753
How would killing the captain cause harm to humans?

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You guys are literally all waifu fags. You just jerk it to random spessmen all day. Here, let me show you a waifu and deep down in your heart you will easily recognize her.

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>login
>who
>sandy_sand
>blush and join

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>>155349905
I can stage things too!

>>155349940

Disgusting, I hope you slip into the shard you meme loving fuck.

>>155349905
Evangelyne, I am guessing?

>>155349181
>Why didn't that AI cop a ban?
The only person who ahelped him over anything taht round was Garrus.
They were a non-antag Bigmonsterguy (the AI) got lynched for "being a ling", the justification for this being that they stole the Captain's Pistol.
When an admin asked about it, the AI denying their previous wording and said they thought Garrus might be a traitor.

Of note, Bigmonsterguy was Malf the previous round.
When he eventually told the borgs to go loud the crew immediately iced him.
Then he got real salty in ahelp and tried to get one of the borgs banned.

*tried to get lynched

>>155349404
purge day when?

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>>155349940
>multikeying
BAN HE

>>155349905
>Check attack logs
>Some guy named kelvin

>>155350612
24/09

>>155337473
desu seeing ling and borer blades as the same thing when you've never seen a borer armblade is a pretty fair argument

>>155351086
It's not use, they'd prefer to have a witch to hunt

>>155349181
>>155350207
Ban request it you sluds, I'll look at it.

>>155349905
delicious teeth

>>155349641
It was the AI mostly. I wasnt really caring about it until you started stealing shit.

who is the best HOS of all time? Who is the worst?

I think the most average HOS of all time is nick, not good but not bad either

>>155349667

HALT!
SECURITY!

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>>155352018
>[positive adjective] + hos
>not an oxymoron

>>155352018
t. nick

>>155352229
how about most tolerable then

>>155352229
the fuck is the ugly thing in the pic

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>>155347539

>>155352423
the true form of nar-sie

>>155352515
You mean he used to be uglier than he is now?

>>155349641

> the borg straight up asked to be unslaved

damn nigga that's some shitter shit

>>155349627
>If you upload a law to the AI, you're responsible for any actions the AI takes as the result of a reasonable interpretation. Unreasonable interpretations will just get the AI in trouble. PROOFREAD AND DOUBLE CHECK YOUR LAWS BEFORE UPLOADING.
Ban Pomf.

>>155352594
I wouldn't call errorage's edgy self-inserty bullshit an improvement over the old stuff but alright.

>>155352423
Old form of Nar-Sie, before they changed it for the giant monster thing. I remember it being first used on LLA?

>>155352018
Nick is below average

>>155342278
>>155342256
>she

>>155353280
standing in radstorms gives you a chance to grow an extra arm and hand when

>>155353726
>You will never grow extra arms / attach extra cyber arms
>You will never be the mecha shiva

>>155352515
>>155352857
Far better to be honest.

What's the best weapon if you want to cause internal bleeding?

>>155352857
Fun fact, it's litterally a sprite rip from some old game.

>>155354645
Shotgun. Point blank.

>>155350953
A random namer named kelvin too!

>>155354645
% chance to cause internal bleeding is equal to damage dealt
But there are a few conditions.

So, separate from the 4 types of damage there are 3 types of wounds.
This is kind of confusing because one of the wound types is called burn.
You can't bleed internally from a burn wound, only from a cut or bruise wound.

You also have to be capable of bleeding and of bleeding internally.
I think only humans can bleed internally?

The amount of damage the wound causes + your current brute and burn damage have to be greater than 20.
The amount of damage the wound causes has to be greater than 10.

>>155355106
most sprites are or were

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>It's a ghost are whining too much in deadchat and don't want to be posibrains, golems, or diona episode
>admins cave in and spawn some antag to kill everyone when we're all autisming

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>late join as miner
>someone on roid calls for help at old outpost with the xeno
>go to help
>get asked by plasmaman in science if anyone is going to help
>answer I'm going to help
>get attacked my xeno
>yell to follow my gps with my name on it
>dumb fuck plasmaman just bitches he isn't getting any materials
>goes down to the roid and just breaks the outpost windows and makes the mining post a deathtrap
>just ignores the gps and continues to break and steal shit
>everyone cries in deadchat when I end the round with a swarm of mutate apprentices

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>wizard mutate/ teleport combo
>barely out-robusts rail of all people

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>Playing Security that round

>>155355957
It's mutate blink.

>>155355934
did you go to save the vox?

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>have pic related fun times with Nick Weller, CE
>less than 24 hours later he;s back to Nick vox hatin Weller, HOS
VOX ARE FRIENDS NICK

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>>155355967
>playing engi that round

>>155355992
Yes.

Who is on your favourite security team?

>sawbones plays the round while admin
>tells a player he's non-antag
>dies
>gets bored and spawns a wizard

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>gonna do an vampire clown gimmick
>creeping with IV drip and stun gloves
>get arrested
>throw clusterbang near chemist that chloraled me
>permad
>mime saves the fucking day with hand tele
>find the chaplain's PDA, proceed to impersonate him and HoS gives me stuff
>find security headset and occasionally talk into it
>oh shit wizards shooting people
>go break into brig to get my stuff
>fart on the HoS who was dead
>nab a wizard's UI+SE and teleport scroll then escape
>chill with wizards
>they throw me and bomb me
good round

>>155356047
let me explain
I was chosen as an apprentice while AFK
since I was AFK so Sawbones boinked me but I didn't answer
He took my spot as an apprentice and deadminned himself

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>HoS that round
why did almost all of you group up to make my life and all of sec's life a living hell?

>>155356047
Based sawboners

>>155356186
HOS IS A LING

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>>155356186
>Stumble upon a blob
>Almost sucked out into space
>Almost suffocate
>Finally get out
>Knocked to the ground by one of the Neo-Russians
>Get up
>Go to give the Detective CPR
>Knocked down by an assistant
>Finally get up in deep orange
>Killed by laser eyes out of no where
>The sweet sound of an accordion accompanies me to the sweet ever after

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>>155356186
HONK honk

>>155356186
Probably because no one cares about some HoS that holes up in the brig like a bitch

>>155343130
a-anon i...

The dream team is dead, Caleigh and Naomi no longer play, Trinity plays a bunch of jobs. Only Megurine still plays their job. Find a new team.

>>155356540
>holes up in brig
I was only there when there were prisoners in there, there was no warden.

I can't believe not even ONE of all the people making that mess was an antagonist.

Or how humiliating it is to chase the chef like it was a Benny Hill sketch, and never getting him.

>everyone is a dick
>they wonder why I murderbone at every opportunity
If one person would not be an asshole for just one round, maybe half the playerbase wouldn't be out for blood so much

>>155356869
Maybe stop hanging out with the assholes?

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for what purpose

>>155357023
"""""""""""""""""Meta""""""""""""""""""""""

>>155357023
sood is gay, more news at 11

but also because since our coders are too shit to fix it, it could be used to metagame since flavor text was tied to character slot rather than the character itself

>>155357023
Coders would rather remove something that has NEVER been used for meta just because it could be.

They're disconnected from the playerbase.

>>155356968
They hunt you anon

>>155356869
I'm always nice to people.

Why not just attach flavor text to the character's DNA? Like passing out people's UI would give people their flavor text and lings can copy flavor texts

>>155357292
You're alright then, stay out of medbay tomorrow

>>155356162
Logs check out.

[22:10:55]ADMIN: HELP: Killette2/(Rowan Leaf): someone came in botany and poisoned every last one of my plants, am I allowed to bomb the station in retaliation? - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
[22:11:02]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Rat Prince Sawbones)->Killette2/(Rowan Leaf): no
[22:11:47]ADMIN: PM: Socachaca/(Karla Avelar)->Killette2/(Rowan Leaf): wish i could ban people for making such retarded adminhelps desu

what book should I read senpaitachi

>>155357292
>>155356869
I am always nice to people too, yet that is quickly forgotten in change of hate and bitching every time I get antagonist. What am I doing wrong?

>>155357686
...wrong snippet.

[22:33:40]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Mister Hands)->Durgen/(unknown): WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING
[22:34:04]ADMIN: Zealotron/(Mister Hands) : anyone want to replace this apprentice
[22:34:26]ADMIN: Zealotron/(Mister Hands) : anyone
[22:35:11]ADMIN: Zealotron/(Mister Hands) : last chance
[22:35:14]ADMIN: Zealotron/(Mister Hands) : to be an apprentice
[22:35:24]SAY: Mister Hands/Zealotron/(Mister Hands) (@26,21,2) Deadsay: cries, "jump to me"

>>155358134
>http://game.ss13.moe/logs
[21:54:06]ADMIN: HELP: Killette2/(Rowan Leaf): sawbones you shouldn't play while admining - heard by 3 non-AFK admins.
[21:54:15]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Rat Prince Sawbones)->Killette2/(Rowan Leaf): NOT AGAINST THE RULES BUCKO
[21:54:21]ADMIN: PM: MrFoster/(MrFoster)->Killette2/(Rowan Leaf): playing while adminning is gucci if it's not an Antag/Head/Silicon
[21:54:21]ADMIN: PM: Killette2/(Rowan Leaf)->Zealotron/(Rat Prince Sawbones): unspoken rules
[21:54:23]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Rat Prince Sawbones)->Killette2/(Rowan Leaf): only if I'm, say, antag, important role, ect ect
[21:54:32]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Rat Prince Sawbones)->Killette2/(Rowan Leaf): or if im not one of those
>admin telling player that said admin, playing the round, is non-antag

>>155358290
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/62

Remember to vote for Sawbones.
At this rate DragonBro will win.

>>155358478
Vote for dragonbro or ArthurDentist

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>>155358290
>[21:54:23]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Rat Prince Sawbones)->Killette2/(Rowan Leaf): only if I'm, say, antag, important role, ect ect

>ect ect

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>155358558
No, but seriously.
It's neck and neck.

>>155358796
>implying

>>155358290
>>155358676
In the future put logs of bad things on the admins feedback page too, most admins don't look at the thread.

>>155358957
Most people are too chickenshit to actually complain in a place where they have a name attached

>>155359057
or admins don't respect said name enough to devalue the logs.

>>155359057
Just make an anonymous account if ur scared

>>155359412
admins know your IP, machine ID, ect
you can't hide from admins unless you go out of state and use someone elses computer just to do this

>>155359586
>ect
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>>155359586
>caring what admins think about you

This is why they get away with things, ur2 scared

>>155359670
it's only one ect, what's the problem?

>>155359698
it's ETC BUDDYO

>>155359698
>ect
HE DID IT AGAIN

>>155358478
What the fuck is this shit, admins shouldn't get power to shit on the code for no reason ever.

>>155359698
fuck off sawbones

>>155359768
Then you'll be wanting *this* poll
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/61

>admins shouldn't get power to shit on the code for no reason ever.
Whelp, tell that to Cluster. The whole point of these polls is to depower him.

>>155359983
I already did and I'm baffled at all those people voting yes trying to make whatever circlejerk there is even stronger.

>>155357023
Because the playerbase asked for it
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11615

BYE KILLETTE
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

Best fucking round in a while

>>155361293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J6-3l3hCm0

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Bob don't give a fuck

>>155361293
What was the final straw that broke that camel's back?

>>155361323
The ban right under the perma.

>>155361302
>Singuloose round
>good

>>155361323
looks like a 2day for nonantag clowning earlier today

>>155361323
OOC: Mr_Pain12: reading killetes ahelps in the logs really makes me wish I could just ban people from ahelping

OOC: MrFoster: you can

OOC: SangriaMonkey2: :^y

OOC: Mr_Pain12: Eh, I'll probably just perma ban him in a few minutes anyways

>>155361349
Would have been better with two singulooses

>>155361293
I FUCKING LOVE THAT OGG NICE WORK PAIN

>>155359983
How is that going to depower him? It says 'admin can veto whatever he wants', not 'admin can merge whatever cluster says he doesn't want'.

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>round going great
>find cutlass on the roid
>between the three miners we bring in a ton of stuff
>find the spur and parts
>go to help birb with vault
>get there and everything is dead
>loot all the cool stuff and fly back
>singulo ate the shuttle
>escape shuttle is about to leave
>other miner decides to try get back using the console and the space where the shuttle should be
>hes crushed by empty space and gibbed
>escape shuttle leave
>trapped alone with my gun

>>155361349
If I can have fun even as a ghost I consider it a good round.

someone hit me with the discord link

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>>155361952
https://discord.gg/YEh5fv7

>>155361952
https://discord.gg/YEh5fv7

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>>155361998
>>155362009

>>155361293
Goddamn it, I'll miss him in botany.

>>155361952
Sure is some butthurt guy mad at miners for no reason in that discord.

>>155361293
I never interacted with Rowan but I liked his clown plays

>>155362341
I've never had problems with him IC, but god damn can he be obnoxious in OOC.

also I was rereading the admin logs today, and he is a horrible ahelper

>>155361293
Isn't he the fag that linked the stream of him masturbating?
I remember people mentioning cup on balls.

>>155361293
Funny how one retard is banned on a whim after ages of people tolerating him and another is becoming semi headmin to veto any PR he dislikes.
I wonder what will be his new title once he gets it, rat emperor?

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>my character kept her virginity through the entire first purge
>missed the second purge day

I wonder if the luck will keep up through this coming one.

>>155362835
This is the second one though?

>>155362871
I've seen people mention a more recent purge so I've been assuming there has been a second some time between now and the first.

>>155362445
Yes.

>After reviewing your mountain of AWFUL history with other admins, I have reached the decision to perma ban you. Your repetitive notes and bans are an indication that you only show respect for other people's fun and our rules when it best suits you and you consider yourself above them. You have probably the worst record of anyone active on the server and this ban is long overdue.

Appeal in January of 2017 if you can finally show accountability for our rules and expectations.
>You have probably the worst record of anyone active on the server
Isn't that 2hotdogs counting all accounts?

>>155362835
>waifu said they weren't playing this purge day

I can rest easy

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sec guns now
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11964

>>155363058
2hotdogs isn't active
... or am I?

>>155362871
Yeah this is definitely the second purge comin up

>>155363756
Nice now I can actually detain ablative faggots without having to move into melee range

>>155364249

>not seeing the obvious armour
>not aiming for a limb instead of the torso when you realise they have ablative

>>155363756
>retarded nonsense shit because of my gun fetish
Yeah, no. Just go back to those shithole servers.

>>155364415
See (and comment in) https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/11487
Or comment on the PR.

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when

>>155364689
i want a animated version.

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>>155362835
>mfw managed to protect my waifu's virginity from some asshole trying to rape her just to rape her myself later on in the last purge

>>155364985
It's shit congrats

>>155364985
We already have (shitty) tommy gun sprites. Someone has to code/port them.

But first we should port Polaris' gun system so we can have more variable firemodes and multi-magazine guns.

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will post more later i gess

>>155364924
source?

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>>155366054
it's a free! doujin, don't get your hopes up

>>155366296
But where is muh source

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>didn't finish my dock
>everyone died
>i was apparently an antagonist
rip

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>latejoin to dorf station on the asteroid
>pickup a guitar and goof off with music to keep spirits high.
>No real medical staff
>start helping people out with surgery
>play songs for people while I fix their bones and lungs so they can get back out to work on the asteroid station.
>Finish up with one patient and when I go to hug him and send him on his way, he chlorals and tries to doorcrush me.
>The betrayal felt worst than the doorcrushing ever could.

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god damn, did I miss a shitter safari?

>BYOND hub is currently unreachable.

/vg/ really has some of the worst administration I've seen on SS13

rickmelo Started beating people with a toolbox before the shuttle took off for seemingly no reason, explain on the forums. justsumguy PERMANENT

A permanent ban for fucking toolboxing people? Why can't the admins just PM him and ask? Lazy niggers.

>>155368458
Why can't you go and stay go, retard?

>>155368458
We just don't want to deal with shitters like you, don't come back.

>>155368613
Why are you niggers such fucking babies? Didn't kill anybody or whatever, this fucking server is full of shitter admins who rule 0 ban everybody who isn't in their metagay club.

>>155368763
If you think beating people randomly is acceptable just stay in TG or Hippie.

Plus the guy was a brazilian retard who barely could speak english, so whatever.

>>155368458
Good fucking riddance.

>>155368997
Is this fucking Baystation? I wasn't aware /vg/station a 4chan server was fucking heavy roleplay where you can't even fucking HIT somebody. If people are hitting you why not hit them back you pussy fuck? Are self-defense and escalation not allowed? If we're at the point where fucking hitting someone earns you a PERMA BAN then we might as well just close the server and move to Bay, Aurora and Polaris; their admins aren't as crap and their code isn't full of half assed features like Mechanic, hypothermia and cancer.

>>155369350
Please don't come back

>>155368458
Explain on the forums mean he wasn't available to be PMed you cuckold.

Did the Golems make it? Sorry for being a retard and abandoning you.

>throwing facehuggers doesn't work against security wheelchair guy
>neurotoxin him the moment he SoC's me from alien queen to frankenstein
taking over medbay and sci was fun, too bad my only victim killed himself instead of becoming an ayy

>>155365052
>multi-magazine guns.
> can finally have a proper lawgiver

Name one medbay player that isn't a sour asshole

>>155372457
Rail