/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spress Station

Emily a validhunter shit

First for metagrudging

>>155252984
ckey?

Third for legalize ERP

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>>155253049
ERP THE VOX

>>155252823
>>clunwes

>be last thread
>ctrl+f "cluwnes"
>0 of o

https://soundcloud.com/stephanosrex/honk-honk-butt

Celt died for our sins

First for I hate starbound

>office has been looted of most of the machines
>station is screwed up but no one is saying what happened
>can't do my job because the scientists won't print me one single console board to rebuild my stuff with
>heads are nowhere to be found and not responding to PDA messaging so I can't get R&D access from them to use the R&D console
>other mechanic was useless and didn't scan our machines at round start

Forget medbay. Mechanic is suffering.

>>155252909
keep the faith brudder!
it's incomplete

>>155253159
>clown always roundtype

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first for Brian Bell he pumps in and out of the xeno's ass

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>>155253152
That looks extremely uncomfortable for everyone.

>getting this mad at being killed in a post-apocalyptic station where everyone is a traitor

Square up, everyone is a threat when their PDA can magically pop out a energy crossbow and sword. Smart thing to do was grab a weapon, thermals and head into maintenance.

>>155253231
>>155252863
>*whistling*

>>155253352
But half of the traitors couldn't acutally do that, if the round end info was any indication.

so what was the bus like? I was durdling in xenobiology all game
we had phazon before the bus ended, but not enough materials to make anything

>>155253352
>objective is to survive
>lol better start killing people because they might think how i do

>>155252984
>help and clone people during the invasion
>suddenly get traitor
>antagonize
>"no, you gotta play nice"

I am sorry anon, I had no idea you were so sensitive.

>>155253352
You do nothing but murderbone when you get traitor, Emily. Own up to it and stop making excuses

Did someone really make a new thread before the bump limit just so they could force their OC that even they admit is low effort?

>>155253596
it's just kind of gay.

> get bussed in as death squad with orders to take the mime alive
> get on station
> explode because someone fired an ION gun and badmins gave us the regular explosive implants

>>155253638
yes

>>155253596
you didn't help medbay out at all

t. one of the only people actually helping people out

>>155253776
I was dragging dead people in Cargo, Arrivals and Escape to medbay and shoved atleast one person inside to clone. I was more busy fighting than anything, but I am sure I dragged atleast 3 back to medbay for cloning.

>>155253610
I own up to being an antagonist, although having ghosts cheer for you to die because you killed them is not exactly the best feeling.

>>155251396
Ashe

>>155252705
I don't know who you are but I will try my hardest to meta grudge this list with you

>>155253958
Maybe if you weren't a faggot about survive objectives

>>155253197
>the scientists won't print me one single console board to rebuild my stuff with
"console board" is pretty ambiguous, but you probably could have gotten it from Cargo.
if not, they could have at least bought you a complete R&D department to make one yourself.

>>155254126
The soreness goes away after a few rounds.

>>155253290
This is the most terrifying hybrid I have ever seen

>>155254350
The only thing that could make it worse is thin men DNA

>>155253290
Brian Bell deserves a book in the library, he must not be forgotten

>>155254283
I can tell you're the only one getting heated here. Just don't do it again okay, baby? :*

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>banned again for fucking everything up like usual,
i deserve it desu
bye bye everyone
not coming back

too*

>>155255576
plapatin?

can you post your notes so we can see?

>>155255728
where do i find them? never asked about notes
and sure i love being publicly humiliated so i have a valid reason to be depressed all the time

>>155255576
>>155255953
I'm reading the admin logs right now, and Jesus Christ, are you actually retarded?

>>155256190
close, clinically autistic

>>155255953
well admins can see your notes. I was just wondering how suiciding as a clown because you didn't become an admin bussed alien leads to a permaban

>>155255576 >>155256252
I was going to post the most demeaning line of your ban reason, but holy shit. The whole thing.
>Gave him a chance, he blew it. Don't appeal it, or do so we can laugh at it.

>>155256252
Even legit spergs don't fuck up hard enough to get permad

Fuck did you do to deserve that shit mate?

>>155256252
>[19:03:08]ADMIN: HELP: Plapatin/(borer (990)): im lonely, please talk to me - heard by 3 non-AFK admins.
>[19:26:36]ADMIN: HELP: Plapatin/(borer (990)): this might sound weird, but can one of you guys just have, like, a regular conversation with me? i have no actual friends. - heard by 4 non-AFK admins.
>[19:37:49]ADMIN: PM: Plapatin/(borer (990))->Mr_Pain12/(Syndicate Commander): OH GOD NO PLEASE
>[19:38:09]ADMIN: PM: Plapatin/(borer (990))->Mr_Pain12/(Syndicate Commander): THIS GAME IS LITERALLY ALL I HAVE
That's for sure.

>>155256607
kinda makes you feel sorry for him

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>>155256607

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>>155256607
What in the shit, I can't tell if its for real or not.

>>155256728
I felt less sorry after reading his previous ban
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=2800

>>155256607
I canimagine the last two as someone fading from a virtual reality like world, crying, and screaming like a little bitch

>>155256728
>>155256879
>>155256984
hide and move on. simple stuff

unbanned for what 2 days? I'm inclined to believe he has something wrong with his brain.
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=2800

>>155257056
Don't tell me what to do you fucker I'll fucking killer you

>>155256984
well that was pretty shit to forceborg, still don't see how suiciding as a clown gets you permabanned

>>155256984
Admin tells him that his appeal is weak and that he was being a dick.
>well what the fuck am i supposed to say? "oh yeah i forceborged 4 people as a joke and that's literally it"?

>>155257518
>[18:39:30]SAY: Gay Retard/plapatin (@252,273,1) As Galactic Common : THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR METAGAMING ON ACCIDENT
I think it was a slow build-up of him being retarded and autistic leading to a ding dong bannu.
I wish I had a screenshot of him as Gay Retard in game to put with some of these quotes.

unban 2hotdogs

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>>155257797

SERB?

>>155257797
fuck off 2hotdogs we are talking about plaptin being a complete idiot

>>155253164
Celt should kill himself.

Ded serb

fucking features

>>155257935
i'm having troubles too
I bet this is because of Nick's mystery present
I was expecting to find a bomb or something yet I only found lag

>>155256190
>>155256607
What exactly did he DO, though?

>>155258060
>mystery package
Nigga it's a book.

>>155257961
oh. sorry. I'll go back to playing dressing up.

>>155258134
Thanks now I know my target is a nerd.

say is the round still going for some people?

My body is on the asteroi

Speaking of features can someone restart the test serb. It was ate by a singulo as of like 30 minutes ago

I wish sec wasn't such a demanding job so that I could actually interact with the spessmen

>>155257989
Rude desu

>>155258208
i would but it is making me download minimaps and it is taking forever

>>155258340
do it faggot

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Anyone want to make a deal for the purge?

this makes me sad
i was about to unleash hell

>tfw Megurine will never notice and discipline you

>>155258123
I haven't been playing the past few rounds, as I have work stuff to do, but I'm going through the logs because this is funny and it looks like he ahelped because he wanted to be an alien, and then when they wouldn't he killed himself hoping that he would become one then. Afterwards, they spawned him as a catbeast named Gay Retard and he proceeded to ock ick this >>155257668
So he was being generally a shitter.

>>155258486

Go on?

>>155258487
I was about to finally be usefull as a mechanic

>>155258486
Sure, I promise I will rape you at every opportunity.

>>155258503
>tfw you want megurine to discipline you but can't express it because that'd be weird

>>155258487
I was about to use diseased touch and every other ability at 300 blood

I just wanted to talk to Caleigh more

Current Players:
Total Players: 2
wat

>>155258692
i didn't bother with vampire, i was durdling in xenobiology, had adamantine runes and gold cores, was going to command golems to run everywhere on the station and unleash hostile mobs

was literally just waiting for a golem

>>155258503
I can only whip so many people at once.

...that gives me a good idea I might try if the server comes up again.

DONT ICK OCK THE ROUND IS STILL GOING AAAAAA

>>155258461
>implying I'm Celt

>>155258881
fug

well i'm just going to remove myself from this round

>>155258814
I was only getting blood from disconnected people, was impossible to get my target because he is capable of screaming location and name the second you stand next to him

>>155258881
>>155258968
same
ruh roh

>>155258208
done, give it about 10 mins for shuttle to cycle it

reminder that the round is still going on and working again, stop ick oocking you niggers

>>155258981
>>155258814
>>155258692
>>155258548
>>155258487
>>155258206
>>155258134
>>155258060
Banning all of you right now

>>155258230
You know, you can just...let it all go to shit while you arrest a greytide or drink at the bar, it is the definitive way to play sec.

>Unknown game mode probability configuration definition: meme.
What is this?

>>155259950
An old shitty mode that got removed in favor of borers which got neutered into being a non-antag things which got buffed into being retardedly strong for no reason

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>That OP image

>>155260210
Blame shadowmech.

>>155260210
It only got merged because it was left up to a server poll, and the majority of the playerbase is retarded.

>>155258123
One of his previous bans was for non-antag force borging 4 people 4no raisen.
His appeal was "I knew I would get lynched, but I didn't think I would get banned"
When an admin asked if he felt sorry for what he did, plapatin swore at them.

>>155260848
I should have just perma banned him honestly. Oh well, maybe he'll take from this and improve.

>>155261919
What are you talking about? He's permabanned right now.

>plapatin perma'd
wew I guess when I said he didn't seem to have any remorse for his actions in the thread, it was because he's unable to have remorse for his actions?

>>155261980
>>155262008
Oh hey that's news to me.

Being able to get marauders from high enough illegal tech only obtainable from emagging the console and deconstructing an emag when WHEN

serb dead again?

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMF

>>155262575
features?

rip serb

>>155262575
When you emag a comms consile and use your TC to get a NT experimental 5 disk. I've done it before and had a science revolution.

>>155254126
Objectives are nothing.

one more dc till i say fuck it.

>>155262798
>Experimental 5 disk
What do you even get from that branch of tech besides a shitty ricochet gun and a portal gun?

>>155262913
This is not me, anon, before this starts again.

POOOMMMFF

>>155263081
Gravity well and hookshots

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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I WAS ABOUT TO GET HORROR FORM OF ALL THE AFKS

>>155263112
that is it, time to release the ick ock

>>155263081
Marauder mechs.

>>155263201

[19:37:22]ADMIN: PM: Mr_Pain12/(Syndicate Commander)->Plapatin/(borer (990)): Yes and you're lucky I didnt ban you harsher than that.
[19:37:40]ADMIN: PM: Mr_Pain12/(Syndicate Commander)->Plapatin/(borer (990)): You're starting to make me consider doing it now
[19:37:49]ADMIN: PM: Plapatin/(borer (990))->Mr_Pain12/(Syndicate Commander): OH GOD NO PLEASE
[19:38:09]ADMIN: PM: Plapatin/(borer (990))->Mr_Pain12/(Syndicate Commander): THIS GAME IS LITERALLY ALL I HAVE
[19:38:19]ADMIN: PM: Mr_Pain12/(Syndicate Commander)->Plapatin/(Gay Retard): So stop fucking it up then.
[19:38:31]ADMIN: PM: Plapatin/(Gay Retard)->Mr_Pain12/(Syndicate Commander): im sorry, i promise it wont happen again, again
[19:38:38]ADMIN: MOD: Mr_Pain12/(Syndicate Commander) : I wonder
[19:38:42]ADMIN: MOD: Mr_Pain12/(Syndicate Commander) : if this is Omega
[19:38:49]ADMIN: MOD: Ch0c0latem00se/(borer (615)) : oh wow

who is Omega? is this a story I NEED to read?

>>155263314
don't tell chase

>tfw stealth ops about to put their plan into action and finally kill the wizard who malfed the AI

Why did the serb have to crash?

>>155263201
That doesn't make sense though
Shouldn't phazon need experimental because woah fast ghost mech and marauder only requiring illegal?

>>155263314
>omega
Oh boy this fucking can of worms again

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Is it even possible to drink to death after the cortical boner liver upgrade? My host was on an alcohol rampage and there was no end in sight!

>>155263081
Maurader mech parts, and grav well gun on top of those.
I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who has made the mech from it and found that its bugged and the parts for it are not able to be made from the robofab, but admins traded it for a durand after I asked in the emagged comms console

>>155263457
That got fixed you green haired devil

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>the one time this week I've wanted to play spess
>serbian ded

Current Players:
Relegated
Total Players: 1

WHERE ARE ALL YALL

>>155263457
I once got a Phazon before they were build-able, also stole a Seraph from Centcomm along with ERT armor, then came back to station and killed a vamp

>tfw stealth ling wizard finally about to rail vox waifu with emagged buttbot

Why did the serb have to crash?

>>155263562
Crashes and shit.

>>155263702
IT'S NOT DEAD

Current Players:
Chainsauce
Relegated
Total Players: 2

I just wanted to play with Caliegh. New locker smell. AHHHHH

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>>155263314
DON'T
TELL
CHASE
DON'T
TELL
CHASE
DON'T
TELL
CHASE
DON'T
TELL
CHASE

consider the serb dead

>>155263751
OOC: Relegated: hi where are the log

OOC: Relegated: hi where are the player


Current Players:
Relegated
Total Players: 1

y'all got fucked.

>>155263806
stay awa yfrom my waifu

caleigh is MINE
she is the BEST doctor EVER better than reica nad amelia

>>155264074
Screw you. She is mine and I want her back in the dream team.

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>>155263497
You caught me.

>>155264125
you probably havent even worked with her and appreciated her skills before

>>155264285
I am Megurine. So I beat you by being close to her more than you. Her locker is mine.

I remember the good days when static names were scorned in the thread.

>>155264359
>megurine
You're a run of the mill shitter and have no rights to call my waifu yours.

>>155264451
She likes me more than you. Next it will be lipstick in the brig showers. Poor you.

>>155258814
> it's an autism dracula round

good thing the serb died

not sure what's happening but almost everyone is now dead from being braindead in a radiation belt, someone needs to restart this shit tell the nerds in IRC

>>155264436
Oh please they were never fully scorned. Granted they were much more scorned than they are now but faggots back then were still tripping over themselves to suck marisa kirisame's neckbeard cock.

>>155264519
I will wait patiently for purge day, then we will see whose lipstick it will be.

What do you think Pain does for a living?

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>tfw you've static named on and off for years, banter, roleplay, and all, and nobody remembers or cares about you
feels really fucking bad man

>>155265283

After seeing how the well-known people are generally talked about in the thread, I'm glad almost nobody knows who I am.

>>155265341
its really not what it's cracked up to be

having your time in the spotlight isnt at all fun and its not something i wish upon anyone else

>>155263314
Some 14 year old aspie with the /r9k/ narcissist thing going on. D e s p e r a t e l y wanted to fuck a certain someone and that someone being a black twink in real life didn't seem to deter him which freaked everyone out and he quickly became a laughing stock. Threatened suicide a bunch of times for attention or to get out of trouble with the admins. He did the same thing on a bunch of other servers and games if you google his ckey(s). Genuine piece of shit.

>>155265283
you heard it from memebones himself : >>155265412
you pretty much need to have a personality disorder to wish it upon yourself.

>>155265452
so then what are the odds that this guy is said infamous Omega?

>>155264770
Last purge I did miss out on nabbing husbandos to whip. Maybe this time I will use Caleigh as the bait.

>That slut Caleigh wears a thong

>>155264893
Collects ban valids.

>>155265412
>>155265341
>>155265482
Yeah, I know, I've BEEN talked about before, many times, and it was hell and I'm glad it's over.

I just wish people would engage me in some sort of meaningful way IC, is all. I don't wanna be a waifu, but I wish people would talk to me IC sometimes about something besides, "Where's that ore, miner?" or "Did you do the cryo mix?" When I try to strike up conversation people awkwardly sidestep it, or rush off to disarm spam and table someone, or redirect it back towards, "Hey so how about those keloderm pills?"

You assholes are what keep me playing this game, not the game itself. I've long since exhausted the things to do in the game, but I don't want to ascend to adminship or coding because that's too much fucking responsibility.

>>155263148
I haven't laughed that hard at a pciture in a long time.

>>155265802
don't be so defeatist, if you generally like the playerbase of this server you should make an attempt at keeping it great, coding or adminning can be a great way to help while also pretty much doing nothing.

>>155265676
slim unless he's multiboxing
he could be for all I know

>>155264893
Customer service type job.

Rail is such a cute burd

>>155265802
I converse with people all the time. You must be talking to the wrong people

SERB BACK WHEN

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>[20:07:26]ADMIN: PM: Plapatin/(Antonidas Tungusta)->Ch0c0latem00se/(diona nymph (799)): also, can you have a conversation with me? not about anything in particular, i just really want to have a real conversation because i'm a failure in real life
>[20:08:39]ADMIN: ch0c0latem00se has banned plapatin.
Reason: Gave him a chance, he blew it. Don't appeal it, or do so we can laugh at it.
This is a permanent ban.

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>>155266152
CKey or delete this

>>155266230
When you code it

>>155266152
Take me in your big strong words, anon.

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>>155266136
>cute
Thats not how you spell tough

>>155266263
I'm not fucking posting my ckey in the thread

>>155265802

>I just wish people would engage me in some sort of meaningful way IC, is all. I don't wanna be a waifu, but I wish people would talk to me IC sometimes about something besides, "Where's that ore, miner?" or "Did you do the cryo mix?" When I try to strike up conversation people awkwardly sidestep it, or rush off to disarm spam and table someone, or redirect it back towards, "Hey so how about those keloderm pills?"

This.

I get lonely when all people ever talk about are their job or the events of the current round. Like at least talk about your plans for when the shift ends.

Psychiatrist job when?

>>155266263
2hotdogs

>>155266345
i'd unironically visit you for a session if you were good enough

when you code it

>>155264893
army

>>155266345
>>155266410
You can talk to literally any wafiu and you can get a good chat

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>tfw you get banned as a nobody, or you play long enough to see yourself on a list

i live for only greentexts now

>>155266345
>>155266410
Felicity tried curing me of my mime problem.

I think it depends on the department and whats going on.

Usually Sec has little down time before heading out to tard wrangle someone. Cargo has the most down time so you can get convos there but a lot of the time the techs are brand new but that can be fun too.

Medbay just seems like chaos to me. I dont play it but it seems that way.

>>155266410
>when you code it
You could just make it a job title change for IAA desu.

>>155266552
>waifu

Fuck that. They are incapable of speech beyond 'LMAO LOVE and SEX HEEHEE'.
Fuck you and fuck your shitty waifu cancer bullshit.

>>155266250
That's a hippie migrant for you.

how do you look up books from the web again?

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>>155263201
>>155263457
>you can build a Maurader on the station

How did you discover this?

>>155266576
>Medbay just seems like chaos to me.
Doesn't necessarily prevent you from talking. Even if it's about ths job, I usually talk to patients or other doctors or I did when I still played medbay. Doesn't have to be all clinical, you know?
Besides, it's good to let the patients and other docs know ahat you're doing - and even better when they respond

>>155266345
>Psychiatrist job when?
When you leave for the greener pastures of Paradise Station.

>>155266613
They're basically IAAs with medbay officer.
They have a much easier time demoting head roles, and they're not required to roam.

Aaaaaand it's dead

Good fucking lord dude finally you got it right

>>155267457
Why have you posted about Paradise and psychiatry three times now

>>155267474
It's still alive, try updating byond maybe

>>155266910
>hippie migrant
>appeared first on /vg/station
??????

>>155266250
Absolutely destroyed

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>>155267520
Sageing and editing.

>>155267682
Even worse.

You are inherently a shitter.

>>155268004
is it because you keep putting the url in the name field?

>>155268004
I've seen you do this before, I think you might have autism

>>155267070
>>155266975
>>155266892
>>155267457
>ywn be this autistic
feels good

plapatin here
can someone please recommend me a serb where i can figure out what the fuck i'm doing and then get my shit together before appealing with a bullshit reason
thanks
and NO FUCKING HIPPIE. i hate high-pop, too crowded

>>155268382
Hippie

>>155268382
Hippie or Polaris desu

>>155268382
you got yourself banned from the only good server, good work

>>155268382
>a bullshit reason
I'm screenshotting this so that I don't forget to not unban you when you make that appeal.

>>155268543
>someone unironically believes this

>>155263806
>>155264359
>>155264519
>>155265746
>Megurine will never shitpost about me

Notice me!

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Bluespace cells soon, as soon as I figure out how github works. Probably just going to call them Ultra-Capacity Power Cell to keep the naming convention. Also constructable emitters

>>155269159
>Bluespace cells soon
They explode violently when you try to teleport, right?

>>155268382
>where I can figure out what the fuck I'm doing
you know EXACTLY what you're doing, jesus christ, stop copying your playstyle from the other shitter memelords and acting like you should get away with it.

>>155268856
No.

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>tfw cult so didn't get to chill in my hideout

>>155269456
how am i copying my playstyle from other shitter memelords?
this is a legit question, because if i've been doing shit wrong without knowing everything would make a lot more sense

>>155269159
for what purpose? are you just learning to code and dipping your toes in?

>latejoin as skeleton chaplain
>just about the entire crew is cult
>my slathering the station in holy water is fruitless
>no sec
>fuckboy toolboxes me to death in medbay
>lolarticifer

>>155269356
That code has been commented out , it looks like cells exploding before would have bigger blasts depending on the charge

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>watching that bird escape

>cult round
>be cultist
>Zigzuu and Panto are mean, gib Panto, stab bird
>Bird convert
>Nar-Sie asks for sinner sandwich
>About to finish making it
>Dragged to circle to summon Nar-Sie with only a turkey and jam sandwich
>fail my lords request
im so sorry

>>155269568
Goofball did a research update on tg so I am just steal- porting it over

>>155269565
this will be my last response to you, it's like talking to a brick wall.

>forcefeeding roburgers to 4 people
>doing shit wrong without realizing
you REALLY think this was something you were justified in doing. Annnnd you totally realize what you did wrong, you went into it thinking that it'd get you lynched.

>>155269159
It would be cool if they were linked to another energy source elsewhere rather than having internal storage, so they aren't just another tier of the same thing
But it looks like you're doing this to learn basic coding, so that might be a problem for a different day
(It would actually be easier than you probably think)

>>155269675
I see, just seems interesting a choice, fuck if I ever print any more than a few power cells a round, and even then I'm not caring about capacity. To be fair I'm not a roboticist or engineer half the time.

with the explosion possibility I can see it being cool.

>>155269719
Essentially that would be being connected to the power net without the apc being wired to anything. If bluespace cells were truly bluespace you could make an infinite scrub glove

>>155269870
Shit
Yeah, that would be OP as fuck with hand weapons
It's a cool idea though
I wonder if there's a way to fix that problem

>>155269704
no please keep responding
i live off of (you)s

>>155269840
Mechs, space pods, and Borgs seem good enough reason to make them. Also for the enterprising assistant

>>155263562
Banned for another 12 hours :^)

>>155268856
I like Caleigh. She makes Sec round so much better where I do not want to shoot myself in the head. That and she is really good at catching people on the cams.

Also if I knew who you were I could whip you. I got a bear spawned on me once for whipping a clown and feeding him spaghetti

>>155270018
stay banned please

>>155270162
Nah, I'm coming back so I can wheelchair meme people and salt up deadchat

DON'T TELL CHASE

>>155269917
Why not just make them non-compatable with scrubgloves and alike? Reason could be is that too much energy flows through them or that the object is too crude to use the cell's power source.
Normal stunbatons are gine I guess, its not like sec ever has a problem with the ones they start with ever.

>>155270031
Naomi though I haven't played in like a week and probably won't for a long while

>>155270468
I'd so whip you. Though I dont think you have ever given me anything to yell at you about.

>>155270616
Good enough for me, nice you came back because you're a good HoS

>>155270886
If I make people mad I did my job. I like yelling at Heads that take things they shouldnt or captains that go way outside THE LAW.

>tfw now that im permabanned from favorite serb i have nothing to do
well
looks like im giving up on life now

>station time 12:25
>another antag decides it's fun to end the round as soon as possible instead of doing something creative
you might as well have released the singulo round start senpai if you wanted to top the list

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RIP

>>155271025
t. the buttmad guy that the antag esworded in the halls

>>155266576

I wish I had the courage to approach Felicity. They are always so sweet the way they will sit down and have a conversation with others.

How did you get them to notice you? I just want them to be my friend.

>>155271062
Wrong buttmad guy, but still unimpressed. Try supermatter shards next time at least

>>155271062
>>155271025
why do you people keep ick ocking so hard?

>>155271065
>nobody ever wants to talk to me because I don't play a fucking waifu

>>155270997
Get a hobby
Try doing outdoorsy things, get some gear together and go backpacking/hiking
Really does a wonder on your mental state
Then when you come back the video games are fun again

>>155271115
because the server is kill

>>155271115
it's not IC in OOC if the server's dead. I hope you don't expect it to come back this time

>>155271065
With me I was just an idiot running around on fire or screaming about mimes trying to kill me.

Pretty easy really. Just talk to them. Little stuff here and little stuff there.

Though as antag they will put a bullet into your head as it should be. Fun times with that.

>>155271164
NO I AM STILL INSIDE IT (AGAIN) THE SHUTTLE IS ALMOST HERE

>>155271190
The serb came back a good 2-3 times last round.

>going out of town next week
>will be able to act like a total shitter and have my ban evasion be untraceable

>>155271196
Nice ick ock

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I finally got around to adjusting the wall template to make it all clean. Hopefully it makes sense, the blue are where sprites and but are not an edge. if you have photoshop and use slices you and split the image up into 32 squares to make it even more obvious.This is x2 so half it and you'll have 32x32 tiles to work with.

Hopefully it encourages people to try making some.

>>155271119
I'd take to you. Hell I use to shit talk to Kurt a lot and we would bully eachother. Current target is Ziig since he is so fun to mess with.

>>155271231
FALSE IT NEVER WENT DOWN, YOU LOST CONNECTION

>>155271190
STILLLLL UP
>>155271246
shut the fuck up

>>155271237
Just look for a regular who hasnt been one by the time some new guy gets on, then when they leave or get banned and the regular comes back, ban them

>>155271267
Not the chef, i repeat, not the chef

>>155271307
How many people do you think get on the server daily? Do you think the admins memorize every single one?

>>155271396
they remember me

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my vote is the only one that matters.

>>155271267
Who are you then

>>155271414
That's because you're a faggot.

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Server Kill; Round Ogre
>A round of traitor+changeling has ended - 0 survivors, 1 ghosts.

>>155271501
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN CONNECT? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING??

>>155271578
we should ban you and see if the problem resolves itsself desu

>>155271578
we can connect we just don't want to play with you

>>155271627
do what ye must, I hope it's not my fault.

>>155271627
alternatively, +ADMIN me and I'll fix EVERYTHING

>>155271428
>Morena is Relegated

Makes sense now.

>>155271840
are you this same person who said I was morena a few days ago... I'm not.

Morena is Spinecone..

>>155271459
I am Meg. I talk to people if I am not busy. Usually bad time to talk is when I am HoS. Seems like everyone wants to talk when people are screaming over the command and sec channels.

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>Want to play some fucking games of ss13
>get on
>play a round
>Server dies
>have to fucking goto work soon

What the fuck is wrong with this game, you people, and this administration.
Why cant you keep this fucking server up?
It's crashed, fucking restart the piece of shit.
This isn't hard.

>>155272265
it's not down, I'm in it.

>>155272265
Run your own server better, take all of /vg/'s playerbase, do it all yourself, really teach 'em. Mint your own pomfcoins.

>>155272265
Why does Araki look like he's in hid mid-late 20's when he's almost 60 years old?

>>155272265

Have you even read some of the code for spacestation 13?
This game is incompetent from the ground up to the current people playing and administrating it.

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>>155272265
It's different than it being down, there are players who somehow are connecting.

It seems to be an SQL issue, and no one awake right now has remote.

>>155272686
Ban page and log page are also down, I hate this I hate this LET ME BACK ON

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Safety goggles if put on Ian should be called Doggles..

I named that doggo I was asking for names for Drungi the Bonethirsty if anyone was wondering.

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>>155272924
>a meme I'm responsible for is made manifest
Holy shit no
That dog will be really exciting as a puppy but will be disappointing as fuck when it grows up

>>155273121
He's a four year old rescue from a kill shelter who doesn't know any commands, his life can only go up.
Actually his commands might be in Spanish because I had him trucked from San Bernadino but fuck if I speak it.

>>155273186
Post pics, I love a good doggo

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>>155273226
I didn't take any without my face/identifiers, here are two from the shelter

>>155272870
Good picture AND joke! I like them a lot!

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>>155273307
Awww
That looks like a great dog
I'm not jealous of having to yell "DRUNGI" in a crowded park though

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>>155273226
>>155273307
And here's the other

>>155273121
Don't forget that it will be unkillable.

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>>155273424
Oh whoops that was the wrong photo :^]

>>155273414
I might give him another nickname for forms/yelling in public, or I could just tell people it's Swahili for "one who spreads peace" or something.

>>155273424
I forgot I memed at you while you were offline, Foster
But you are a shitposting faggot
>>155273524
10/10 doggo
>>155273425
Test Doggy
>>155273607
10/10, fucking hilarious

>>155272870
>>155273326
hi sawbones

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Q U A L I T Y

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>>155274242
CODING

Spess when nothing loads is scary. I only got vision back after being SOC'd into a slime, and then I couldn't glomp anyone because everyone was invincible. I ended up latching onto a guy who fireballed his legs off but was still alive and talking, while having -50% health myself but still being able to waddle around.

>>155275276
haha I couldn't tell what I turned you into, glad I gave you sight though, the laser eyes gave it to me and I went by medbay to heal up but nothing worked.

When i open location, it just opens a tab in my browser.

How to fix?

>>155275845
nvm fixed it

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>log in
>who
>Sandy_Sand

>>155276214
Stop talking about yourself faggot.

>>155221124
>"we"
Because half of that is just doing shit we've already done and the other half are tiny garbage sprites. Go ahead and copy/paste, and edit a bunch of their "upgradeable" benefits.Even though we've moved pretty far from each other in most systems it's not too much work.

How about you step the fuck up instead of being a crybabby?

>>155236375
>Not regular glass so you can two-shot it open with your RPD and go stuncuff assmad sec
See me after class

>>155241721
>Opening an Active firelock with a FLASHING ALERT or in maintenance as a non-eng role during a crisis
>ARGHSGBDLHDLBLDLKhsLVBA
What did you expect? Don't be a retarded two year old that has to explore everything with their tongue.

>>155253197
Why don't you be a real researcher and play science then. Every time I hear you fags bitching it's always because you want to be a scientist but you don't want to have the name cause you're edgy hipsters.

>>155268382
Hippie or goon. Keep trying to engage people. You'll eventually bump into the harder RPers and you can suck their dick all night instead of working on your problems.

>>155253596
You don't have to play nice, but it's douchey not to. Ruining other peoples enjoyment.

>>155253958
>I know what really helps survival
>Start murderboning so people are determined to kill me

>>155278868
You feel a tiny prick!

Redtext, gotta excape alone n survive

Luka is pretty cool. She talks to me at times. Fun person. I try to model my behavior after hers and one other person.

>>155279514
I want her to step on me with her bare feet!

>>155279514
Who is the other person? :3

>>155279649
Harvey Zadvosky. He always cracks me up.

>>155271261
Holy shit yes.

Okay, sterile walls, TRON walls, or flesh walls?

I'm gonna go to TOWN on this

>>155280941
Flesh walls, cardboard fort walls

Celt died for his own sins

>>155282059
Thanks for your self-merged opinion Cluster

dragonbro died for our sins

kill me

>>155280041
Harvey is a nerd, why is he so popular lately?

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>/vg/ will NEVER EVER have https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/9813

HAHAHAHAHAHA BEST SERVER MY ASS

>>155282871
He's the male equivalent of a shitty waifu

>>155282895
Are you really that mad you got thrown out on your ass for being a sloppy piece of shit goofball?

>>155282773
He's only gone a month idiot.

>>155282919
He always hangs around shitty waifus too, what a creep!

>>155282895
>device to completely void department interaction
>just use your magic bluespace device to upgrade machines from science and never have to talk to anyone
amazing

>>155282895
>choosing to lord goofcode over them

Why
/tg/ has legitimately better code, but it's not thanks to that turbofaggot

I need music to listen to while spess

halp

>>155283120
>implying you can upgrade every machine directly from Science

Have you ever used it? It's an RPED that can hold >50 parts, and works on machines without screwdrivering them. The machine has to be visible to you though, it lets you do things like upgrade Cargo's autolathe through the windows.

>>155283152
Goof does fuck up a lot but he has good ideas once in a while

The Bluespace parts update is great, works fine on TG, Hippie, Yog and Paradise.

>>155282871
He's a funny nerd. I liked when rail said over comms
>I hear somebody messing around with a toolbox near medical maint
To which Harvey did respond
>I hear a fucking snitch

>>155283212
Super meat boy OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZhoE9S5YbQ
Protmen Act I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtSxNZeXlKg
Protomen Act II
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqAvvwu0kMU
Makeup And Vanity Set Presents: The Protomen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijGIqmk3Q-Q&list=PL485D9FABA114C682
Bastion OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLA0vB9LCTM
Transistor OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zA1jRmAYfU
Journey OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3hFN8UrBPw
Eve online OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEEmORyxpho
Eve online 10th anniversary symphony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWmGNRoGLhc
FTL OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFkGjEut9U4
Torchlight II OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g5XraZPxJg
Tron Legacy OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8OELzmpgZo
Loli catgirls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDF4wQoOCJ8
S.T.A.L.K.E.R Guitar tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRRGYEFZF4A

Have fun. I ended up looking up buying each of those albums I liked them so much.

>>155253290
That looks like a skrite

Can we have skrites steadily evolve, like their fleshy form is more of a pupal form, and it steadily develops into that monstrosity?

Who released the Singularity?

>>155286969
>05:52:50 DeusSex (usr:Tonald Drump) || Particle Accelerator Control Computer src=[0x2008eab];strengthup=1

>>155283710
How rude!!

>>155287181
>political meme name

Hahaha!

>>155287181
>meme ooc name
>meme ic name
you can tell how shitty a player is by this

There is literally nothing wrong with being vox.

>>155291264
yeah except being a big stinky bird

>>155271428
rookie mistake
shoulda voted deff

>>155283212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0

>>155292214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVZyD1w-Q6o

Vox in a nutshell.

are vox bird jews, bird muslims, or bird blacks?

>>155293273
Bird jews.

>>155293273
gypsies

>>155293273
all three at once

>>155293273
Feather-themed Jawas.

>>155293273
all of those plus gypsies

Mech energy sword when?
-does close to if not less damage as energy sword
-has a higher sharpness than energy sword due to it's size
-is visible on the mech like the repair droid is
-uses mech energy to keep it active
-unlike regular energy sword, does not deflect any shots

I just want mechs to have cooler melee weapons

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>>155283212
I have cherry picked tracks from Fallout, Mass Effect, X-COM UFO Defense, and Endless Space (available for free on bandcamp) on my spess playlist.

I also recommend most of what the other guy already posted, especially FTL.

>>155293921
HONKYMUFFS AND FUCK UP BOOTS FOR WIZARDS WHEN?

>>155293896
No. Big-O punches dudes.

>>155293896
Just make the mech pneumatic scythe useful for something, make it a good melee weapon.

>>155263497
Yo, adminbus!

Next time the green haired devil is antag, set all of there objectives to stealling various shitters hearts.
And maybe give them some surgery tools if they don't have a medbay role.