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hello
>>155242667
Minorifag is a dedicated Minorithread maker.
Unless you're the Yumifag in which case you're a dedicated Yumithread maker.
Appreciating Hanabi!
Erect nipples.
>>155242171
I want my Senran to strangle me.
>>155243056
What's got her "excited"?
>>155242812
I wasn't going to make Minori General #4 you big baka!
I was going to make a Sneran Kagura General #884
I want to tickle Ryoubi.
>>155243349
Much like Minori, we can't trust you with certain responsibilities
>>155243581
I make like half of the new threads whenever Daianon isn't around!
>>155243298
Cold water!
>>155243581
>Asuka's scarf isn't an accessory and is instead melded to her outfits
I just want to use the scarf on other outfits dammit.
When you look up to the night sky, every speck of light is my HATRED OF EVERY GIRL!
>>155243742
The scarf is part of her. It is Asuka's essence
>>155243782
Is your name Nadim Pourtant, by any chance?
BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH
>>155243687
>you will never make Murakumo "excited"
>>155242171
>Made it into the OP 3 times
>Wasn't even trying to be memetastic
>>155243850
So are Yagyuu and Mirai's eyepatches, but we still had them as accessories in Burst.
>>155243906
Why would you want to be cold water?
>>155242875
Appreciating Hanabi!
>>155243906
Murakumo is a total novice when it comes to sex, just give her a little prodding and she'll be soaking wet in no time.
>>155244169
I'll lick and nibble her thighs until she's begging me to eat her outand then I'll just keep teasing her
>>155244140
>>155244140
More like depreciating Hanabi.
>>155243882
No, my name is Fa Koff.
>>155244343
That would definitely get her going. She's too shy to actually initiate anything, so she'd be at your complete mercy!
That is, unless you get her REALLY aroused - there's no telling what she'll do then!
>>155243989
Soon you will be as good a shitposter as I, then we shall shitpost on the world together.
>>155244436
Sorry, you reminded me of this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV3PhvCf_Jg
>>155244462
I'll do that thibg where you rub the head of the dick between her vulva without penetrating.
>>155244462
Probably orgasm then cry because she came before anything really happened.
>>155244498
Someday, I'll be as strong as you, sensei.
>>155244653
>giving kumo a premature orgasm
Surprisingly cute! Kumo is a quickshot!
>>155244653
I want to do it. I want to make Kumo cry.
>>155244629
Oh, girls hate that. She'd be dripping wet and begging you to just stick it in already, poor thing. would you keep teasing her after that?
I LOVE Kasumi!!! SO much!!! She's the BEST!!!!!
>>155244983
I want her to crave my dick like water in the desert.when she's at her most frustrated I'll give in
>>155244540
Thanks. I'll now picture myself as him whenever I do my speil.
>>155245161
If she starts shaking uncontrollably and trying to hold back tears, will you give it to her then?
>>155245308
Of course because I love her.
>>155245197
Glad to help, Mr. Koff.
>>155245440
Aw, that's good. She'd be so happy. She'd probably orgasm real quick afterwards since you teased her so much.
BIG
FAT
POKIES
>>155245687
I bet Murasaki feels real squishy when you hug her.
>>155246276
She's probably the closest thing to a slime girl there could exist.
>>155246276
>>155246276
Hugs from people who aren't Imu or Mirai make Murasaki uncomfortable
Murasaki prefers less intrusive physical contact
For example she really likes handholding.
>>155246276
The squishiest
>>155246882
I don't know if I can even handle something this squishy!
>>155246276
>High-pitched scared noises
Murasaki's head sure looks like a good place for a bullet.
>>155247110
Don't cut yourself on that edge.
Mirai is the cutest!
>>155246882
>that belly
We need more bellies in SK. There should be a belly size slider too.
>>155246748
Murasaki likes physical contact with Mirai? Is this true?
>>155247515
Murasaki likes anything with Mirai!
Murasaki and Mirai are best friends!
>>155247346
Mirai isn't cute! She's BEAUTIFUL!
>>155247771
Mirai likes asking Murasaki for hugs and pretending it's her boobs pressing against Murasaki and not the other way around!
>>155247771
Wait, "anything!?"
How does Haruka feel about the fact that Mirai likes a fat purple hikki more than she likes Haruka?
I'm like, totally batty for this Night-o-stalker!
>>155248169
That's not true. Haruka-sama is still Mirai's best friend.
>>155248401
Haruka needs to accept that despite all that her and Mira have been through, that Mirai and Murasaki have much more compatible personalities and shared interests!
SHARED INTERESTS!
>>155247986
Those bellies are really sexy
>>155248516
Haruka knows a lot about the internet and video games and anime too!
>>155248308
I want to cover her with cum.
>>155248760
Haruka installing a parental safety filter on Mirai's computer!
>>155248846
>>155248516
Also the meanest thing Murasaki will ever tell Mirai is that she smells bad. Haruka, meanwhile, teases Mirai on a daily basis.
Most importantly, Murasaki doesn't fuck with Mirai.
Murasaki is nice to Mirai and Mirai really likes it.
/skg/ spirit squad where you at.
>>155248846
Aww but I wanted to shitpost on 2cj with Mirai!
>>155249172
It's a shame Ryoubi tries to turn Mirai against her.
Maybe if Haruka didn't do crap like this, Mirai would like her more.
https://youtu.be/Z7BTFqW0yj0?t=91
>>155249271
As upbeat as I can be at the moment, which is pretty great actually.
>>155249819
We gotta keep spirits high baby.
I want to be instant-killed by Kat.
>>155249440
>your senran will never gently guide you through your first time
>>155250347
I want Shiki to instant-kill me by slicing her scythe through my neck! Even though she's a good girl and only 15, she's still a trained killer just like all the other Senrans!
>>155250873
>You will never have your first time together with your senran
>>155250873
>tfw you've already spoiled your first time with a 3DPD before the technology to make anime real exists
>>155250901
Shiki cutting your throat just a little bit and licking up your blood, then going all the way and just slicing into your jugular with a laugh!
I want to tell her that her boobs are beautiful and that she shouldn't be ashamed of how big they are
>>155251450
>>155250901
You guys are totally creepsville, I am SO not like that!
>tfw you have to get the approval of your senran's dogs before she trusts you
Purease do not burry Shiki-san, sank you.
She is herpfur person? Yes.
>>155251731
I'm good with doggos so shouldn't be a problem.
>tfw you find a doggo's scratchy spot and their foot starts involuntarily making scratching movements in conjunction with you scratching their chest or belly.
>>155251731
Just fed them chocolate :^)
>>155251916
>poisoning a doggo
You're the worst kind of person
>>155251916
You're a piece of shit.
>>155251731
How many times has kumo taken a knot?
>>155250901
I don't like your post but I do like this Shiki Noir image.
>tfw the only time /skg/ talks about your senran is when they talk about wierd fetishes that would probably disgust her
>>155251731
And?
Kotaro Kagero and Daigoro love everyone
>>155252095
Murakumo will hit you if you talk about animals like that.
>>155252160
>Haruka doesn't like your fetish
Uh-huh...
>>155252317
I want Murakumo to hit me!
>>155251916
If that's all it took do you think they'd have really survived long around Minori?
>>155252497
Minori knows puppies can't eat chocolate or they explode!
>>155252656
>!
Something you said is clearly bullshit...but what?
>>155252450
I want Murakumo to hit on me. I want to imagine her practicing in front of a mirror and trying to build up confidence and trying out pickup lines in front of her wolves, nervously wondering if she should wear her mask or not, asking Shiki for advice on what she should wear and how she should say things, then she approaches me, her breathing and pulse quicken, she gets nervous and dizzy and just spills spaghetti everywhere
>>155252838
She'd probably make really dorky moves on you. She's the kind to unironically do the "yawn, then put your arm over their shoulder" move
someone post these_aren't_my_glasses.jpg
I can't find it
>>155252961
she's so cute and dorky it's endearing and I'd give in to her advances
>>155252838
Do you type this while having an aching pain on your chest?
Friendly reminder that Murakumo is sexually dominant and doesn't accept no for an answer
Friendly reminder that Murakumo is stronger than you are
>>155247408
>Marvelous finally release a game with the option to create your own Senran
I love Hikage! Every Thread!
>>155253526
>SK VR
>Marvelous finally release a game with the option to BE your own senran
>>155253163
>>155253526
That would ruin the game. We already have a lack of character depth now, but random OC Senrans would make that even worse. The last thing we need is an OC Senran joining a school and having the story revolve around them.
Pssht kid, meet me behind the gym.
HOW DO I PLAY THIS GAME
>>155253356
no.. but I think I had a goofy smile on my face thinking of the situation. Then I got sad because it'll never happen.
Why would I have an ache in my chest?
>>155253749
OK Hibari
>>155253536
get a 3DS and play the games on 3DS
They're really good
Reminder that Yozakuras hair style is GREAT
>>155253975
I mean to reply to >>155253825
Hikage is really nice though yes.
>>155253895
Oh. It's just me then.
Funny how some emotions can manifest physically.
>>155253703
arigato anon-kun
>>155254036
Yozakura has beautiful hair puri
I suggested the hairstyle for her puri
>>155253361
My Dick is stronger than her.
This is the ugliest girl I've ever seen
>>155254423
Come to think of it, probably none of us are stronger than any senran. That ought to be a kick in the head for the dominant/anti-mommydom anons.
>>155254670
>implying there aren't any proffesional weightlifters on /skg/
>>155254558
Liar.
>>155254558
Kumo is a cute Asian-Canadian princess!
Flapjacks every morning and poutine every night!
>>155254818
>we don't eat pork
Nice.
What's your Senran's favorite Duran Duran song? Murakumo's are The Wild Boys and Ordinary World.
>>155254818
>tfw when the whole world wouldn't tap that
>>155254769
It's likely that they're still more physically capable than any of us, if we go by the games.
>>155255002
>Murakumo's favorite Duran Duran song
>not Hungry Like the Wolf
anon I...
>>155255475
She hates that meme song.
I love me some squid booty.
Here anon, we prepared your order of one Mirai.
>>155255550
>one of Duran Duran's most popular songs
>hate it just to be contrarian
>>155255680
This isn't what I ordered.
Plus, she doesn't look very willing anyway.
>>155255680
Looks too bland.
Where's the pizzazz?
>>155255729
She hates it because she's had to endure hungry like the wolf jokes for so long. Imagine every time you go out to a resturant your friends start singing that song that you didn't even like in the first place.
Good night /skg/!
Please take care of yourselves and your senrans.That ass ointment is very effective. I gotta stop thinking about Seiko when I apply it though.
>>155255680
What the fuck, I didn't order this
Where's my triple cheese snek supreme
>>155256000
Don't worry, I can't forget her either.
>>155256000
Hope your ass gets better.
>>155256000
Sleep well!
>>155255605
Yagyuu has a cute everything
Hibari sure is lucky
>>155255843
I doubt it. It's an old song and not on everyone's conscious
Unless she did something like say her favorite band is Duran Duran, then because #1 it's one of the 2 Duran Duran songs everyone knows (the other being Rio, maybe someone who likes James Bond movies would know A View to a Kill), and #2 her wolves..
but without her saying something to put Duran Duran on everyone's mind it's going to be a more obscure reference, compared to "Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?"
Good night skeegles.
The Mirai render should be done by tomorrow morning.
who's the cutest namefag/recognizable anonymous poster?
>>155256365
SHUT UP
PLAY WILD BOYS OR GET OUT OF MY DORM
What if the next game is senran kagura sports and we get to play senran kagura bowling and senran kagura table tennis and a VR exclusive senran kagura water gun fight?
>>155256764
>vr exclusive
go and stay go
If you could bring one of the following items from the senranverse into the real world what would it be?
1) Panties that your Senran wore for a whole day
2) A half full bottle of cola that your senran drank from
3) Harukas loli potion that would turn you into a little girl for a whole week
>>155256796
Vr is the future anon
>>155256838
Cola sounds really good right now, so probably the cola.
>>155256674
Why, it's you anon
>>155256519
Sleep well you skeeg you.
>>155256838
>Into a little girl
Anon.
>>155256838
Can I get to be an oppai loli?
Goodnight skeegee!
Everyone else is going to sleep right now also so it might seem like I'm only doing it because other people are doing it but it's actually just because I'm also tired!
Remember to post on topic and actually talk about games!
>>155256838
To be perfectly honest none of those options appeal to me.
I suppose I'd take the loli potion to sell to someone else.
>>155256732
she'd stop talking in all caps after I took that mask off and pecked her right on the lips.
>>155256764
I'd honestly be surprised if VR isn't mentioned with the new game announcement this week, if there is one. It's so obligatory for Takaki and this series. Then again, that would require genuine effort.
>>155257475
>none of those options appeal to me
>Panties that your Senran wore for a whole day
>>155256838
Definitely the panties.
>>155257648
...yes?
and?
>>155257475
Sleep well Minnow!
>>155256838
Can I have her spats instead, or maybe a shirt? I bet they smell like her and I'd love to use it as a pillow cover so I could smell her every night
>>155257648
I honestly don't know what I'd do with a pair of used panties besides jack off into them or something, and I prefer my cum receptacles to be disposable
I'm way bigger than her so there's no way I could wear them anywhere but my head, and if I wore them like that I'd want to clean them first and that defeats the whole point
>>155257520
>W-wild boys wonder where is g-glory?
>Where are all you a-angels?
>Now the f-f-figureheads have fell
>Andloverswarwitharrowsovereccretstheycouldtell!!!
>I TOLD YOU MY SINGING IS AS HIDEOUS AS I AM!
>>155258069
>not wanting to smell them to take in her scent
>>155258063
Does she even wear undies under the spats?
>>155258112
>kissing Murakumo to make her stop singing
>>155258721
Well, when you destroy the spats in game she has undies under them.
>>155258985
What if that's just ninja magic?
Which senran masturbates the most
>>155259187
Murakumo
>>155259187
Probably Murasaki.
>>155259187
Murasaki.
I mean, what else is there to do in that stuffy room besides stuff HERSELF?
>>155259130
What if you're just ninja magic?
>>155259187
Murasaki.
>>155259437
I'd gladly just be ninja magic if it means to cover your senrans naughty bits all the time.
>>155259507
I'd like to cover Imu's naughty bits with my mouth
>>155259341
>>155259418
>>155259437
It's going to come down between Kumo, Mirai, or Murasaki, 2 write fanfiction where they romanticize themselves in the story and use it for fantasizing their ideal self and ideal romances....
and Murasaki just reads Mirai's stories.. while probably playing DJ on her clit.
>>155259187
Would you rather drink harukas loli potion yourself and have some /ss/ with your senran or your senran drink it andtreat her like your daughter?
>>155259914
If it makes me a loli wouldn't it be /ll/
>>155259914
/ss/ every night for the rest of my life pls
>>155259914
daughteru
>>155259914
Give it to my senran anddo dirty thingsVERY dirty things
>>155260054
Who the fuck buys triangles at a shop? No wonder renka looks at the guy as if he was a fucking retard.
>>155260164
That's probably cheese anon
>>155259914
I'd rather reverse engineer the potion for mad profits andso I could swap between normal and loli forms at will, along with letting everyone else be able to do this too. Society would be a lot better if we were all cute little girls.
>>155255680
I actually ordered that Homu
with extra cheese.
>>155260054
I'll make her a woman. AGAIN
>>155259187
I'll guess Kafuru or Homura.
>>155256116
There was an error processing your order. Please try again later.
>>155260054
She's so fucking cute. I wish Ryouki got one like that.
>>155260479
>>155260479
>>155260678
>those sleepy lines under eyes
I wanna let Hikage snooze in my bed until she's well rested!
>>155260793
>>155260997
>>155261053
The lines are gone!
Well rested!
I...think she's happy?
>>155259914
Guess.
>>155261053
>>155261171
U...uhm...I'll make breakfast? Just stay there, I'll give it to you.
---No snakes allowed---
Please remove all snakes from the premises, or maintenance will be forced to release cats to control the local pest population
Thank you
>>155261354
B-but I'll make breakfast! You don't have to...well...is this your way of thanking me?
>>155261649
Night /skg/
Sleep well and better mornings!
>>155261721
Bow wow!
>>155261721
Are you sure?
>>155261721
I-I-I'M GONNA BUY KOTARO, KAGEROU, AND DAIGORO SOME STEAK! I-IDON'TCAREI'MBRINGINGTHEMINTHESTORETHEY'REWELL-BEHAVED!
>>155261901
Get that annoying shit out of my general area.
>>155261995
If they're well behaved please leave them out of the store and waiting for you. Please, if my manager sees that I let you have your dogs in here then I'll lose my job.
>>155262010
I finished early. Please feel free to point out any errors.
Here's a high res Mirai for you. Expect Homu tomorrow.
>>155262276
Thanks friendo
Good job
>>155262153
I think it becomes a problem when I start seeing erotic clothing as cute.
I like big shits and I cannot lie
You other anons can't deny
That when a senran mounts you
With her booty in your face
and some brown things makin' way
You get sprung
>>155263390
Whatever pops your pringle.
>>155263390
>Gaurnteed replies
You know it'd be pretty hot if Ryouna was a loli
A provocative masochist loli with heterochromia in skimpy clothing would be amazing
>>155264467
I'll see what I can do.
>>155264467
and very dangerous...
>>155264831
I mean, with a legal girl who can consent, she can explain to people that she was consenting to the bullying and that it's her fetish. People would be uncomfortable but you wouldn't go to jail at least.
With an underage girl, she'd be harassing you to bully her but if you laid a hand on her in such a manner you'd be in prison.
>>155264997
You can do anything as long as you don't get caught!
>>155265561
But she's an easy target.
>>155265561
Someone needs a time-out,
>>155265561
That is totally the motto for us Night-o-stalkers.
>>155265774
>>155265885
Fine. Only five minutes.
Ryona is cute, I find her hilarious if a little bit disturbing, she's my second favorite Senran.. yet.. I don't really want to fuck her like I want to fuck my #1, #3, and #4.
It's weird.
>>155266000
>>155266000
Naraku is a softie mommy!
>>155266097
I would fuck her, she's my #1 favorite.
>>155266000
No! You have to be tough or she'll just do this again.
>>155266494
She's too easy. There's no fun in fucking a girl who 100% wants it constantly
>>155266616
Ryouna is like Mcdonalds. She's always available and cheap, but not very good.
>>155266616
This, mainly. Plus, as my Senran says "pain totally sucks!" so I don't really like inflicting it on people beyond like, spanking but not hard enough to leave a bruise or some soft choking but not enough to leave a mark.
So I'd be a horrible match for her. I'd love to be her friend and I'd verbally abuse her because I know she's into that though.
>>155266831
Ah, a fellow Shikibro.
>>155266925
Shiki > Ryona > Murakumo > Hanabi > Asuka for me
>>155242171
who the fuck keeps making these collages
>>155266997
We do.
>>155266990
I like Shiki, Asuka and Hibari. They're all real nice.
So there are people who don't want to be with her because she's too easy for all of you? She might or might not be easy. We still don't know how a lot of them feel about relationships. She just wants someone whose a good master to her and that might be hard for most people.
>>155267424
*who's
I'm fucking tired.
>>155267328
Oh god, a Chikage has found the hentai.
>>155267424
But she'll turn on you like a switch.
>>155267424
Just look at her body language and literal language. She's constantly asking for it. She doesn't want to be wined and dined, she wants to be beaten up and fucked. It's just not enjoyable when it's given away like that.
>>155267424
eh like I said, it's part because she seems like she wouldn't be very faithful and would be easy, but the main reason is because I don't like hurting people physically.
I'll verbally abuse her all she wants knowing that she enjoys it and it doesn't actually hurt her... but physically harming her? I couldn't. I like her too much to leave a mark on her like that.
>>155267637
>confused deer tries to comprehend a pigs stupidity.
>>155268373
I get the feeling Ryoubi makes this face a lot when dealing with Ryouna
>>155268373
>>155269098
I make the rules now, bitch!
>>155269098
It's like a face of sadness and "You're an idiot."
>>155262114
I-I-I DEMANDTOSPEAKTOTHEMANAGER!
>>155269342
Add in "I'm related to this person" too.
>>155269958
I'm sorry he went out to eat lunch about 30 minutes ago, but he can be back any minute. If you want you can wait outside for him and I will make sure he knows you are waiting for him.
If you'd like you can just give me the money and I'll ring up whatever you want and bring everything for you while you're waiting for him.
>>155269629
Bitch, did you hear what I said?
>>155270220
Don't mind me.I don't think the store policy would allow an employee to take money from a customer without ringing up an item, unless it was a tip or something.
>>155270434I don't think he actually works there.
>>155270512I-Is he black?
>>155270539Keep your voice down, he's right over there.
>>155270539
>>155270628
Hey you two! Loitering here is against the law. If you stay here for much longer I'll need to call the police.
>>155269958
>You're working at a local bookstore that carries Magazines
>Murakumo tries to buy dirty porn comics but she's too shy to come to the register while there's a cute guy at the register
>she paces back and forth nervously eyeing the clock and eyeing you with dirty magazines "cleverly" sandwiched between normal books
>>155270725
Murakumo wouldn't be allowed in the adult section!
>>155270725
"Excuse me, ma'am? Do you need any help?
"Huh? No! I mean, n-no that's o-okay."
>>155270924
It'd be more like "UWAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" and she'd drop all her books on the floor and the porn comics would come spilling out in the open and people in the store would turn and look at her, and she'd be beet red and shaking, eyes starting to tear up, as she knew everyone could see her face and see her perverted comics. She'd take off running out of the book store without buying anything apologizing while trying to cover her face all the way out.
damn... I feel really bad for her just imagining it and writing it.
>>155271106
I like this version better.
>>155271106
I love Murakumo. the social butterfly that she is,
Yeah, that's what I thought.
>>155271671
Shut your bitch mouth!
>>155271693
Watch your mouth, bitch.
>>155272005
>>155271693
Stop calling each other bitches.
I have to wonder, would Ryona like normal affectionate things, like holding hands, hugging, kissing, cuddling? Or would she only like abuse and bullying?
>try to talk shit with Ryona
>she roasts you good
>get salty
>you roast her good
>it just gets her off
You can't win.
>>155272005
I'll watch my dick while your sucking it.
>>155272052
>>155272219
Bitch, I'll call these bitching bitches a bitch if I want to, you bitch
Help I need to sleep but I want to fap again
>>155272307
Always fap again
>>155272307
fap again, it'll make you tired
>>155272305
Shut up Ryouna, you're not fooling anyone.
>>155272387
Bitch, I'm my own master now.
>>155272867
TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
>>155272867
Okay. If you want it that bad I can't stop you.
>>155272867
Whoops, that's a bitch for ants.
>>155271226
>take Murakumo to a fancy resturant.
>we reach the location
>steps out and her heel breaks, she trips and boobs almost pop out of her top.
>you help her up before going inside
>sit down to your meal. She sputters like a notorcycle trying to order so you just end up gwtting her chicken.
>After the meal desert comes and its Tiramisu
>She eats it up rather quick and it was too late for you to notice how fast she waa eating and swallowed the ring you hid in the Italian desert.
>She starts choking and you have to preform the heimlich maneuver on Kumo whil her face gets red.
>The ring gets spit out and she slips on some of the desert.
>The shame is too much and she runs out with tears streaking makeup down her face, making a sound suspiciously similar to a feminine version of Muscleman's cry from Regular Show.
She's so graceful and majestic. I'm going to marry that girl.
Good night /skg/
>>155272994
Apparently not, if you almost kill her trying to propose.
>>155272994
>feminine version of Muscleman's cry from Regular Show
Adorable.Does she take off her dress and swing it around?
>>155273120
Only at home, only for her anon.
>>155273081
>little murakumo panties
Can I have those?
>>155273081
>tfw bitch senran likes things
Iktf word cloud, Iktf
>>155273081
>bitch Senran likes things
>big mean
>real help fap
>feel anon
>>155273081
>little murakumo panties
>keep shiki loli
>release ryona around general guy post
>please world turn find boobs
>tfw bitch senran likes things
>ryouna might tries magic
>>155272332
>>155272381
You always know the right thing to say
Good night booblords
Takaki is cute and chubby. I bet he would be fun to drink with.
>>155273461
>>155273289
>little murakumo panties
>>155273081
>Mirai
>Murasaki
>Murakumo
Thread's got good taste right now
Murakumo
Murakum
Muraku
Murak
Mura
Muras
Murasa
Murasak
Murasaki
>>155274375
>Amazing
>Amazin
>Amazi
>Amaz
>Ama
>Am
>A
>S
>Sh
>Shi
>Shit
I was going to bully Asuka but she said no so I'm doing her laundry instead.
>>155275002
Something similar happened with me just recently. I was going to bully Asuka but then I thought she deserved a massage more than bullying. So I gave her a massage.
>>155275002
Dadnon helping Momma Asuka around the house with all the chores! Stealing little bum pinches on Asuka her stealing kisses from you!
>>155275260
How weird. Is she tricking us somehow?
death
really isn't so bad
>>155275542
I don't think so. I really love Asuka. I want to go give that wonderful main character a hug, a kiss and a box of futomaki
I went to bully Asuka but ended up getting Jasmine pregnant...
>>155277762
Is it even possible to get Jasmine pregnant? Sayuri has obviously hit menopause. Does her transformation restore her reproductive systems? If so, is she able to maintain the baby while outside of Jasmine form or would it just die as soon as she transforms back to grandma mode?
>>155278116
It's probably best that isn't answered.
>>155278941
The age old question: "If girl Ranma gets pregnant and then changes back to being a boy, what happens?"
Where's me skeleton crew be at?
Reminder that Mirai knows martial arts and can parry blades, bullets, explosions, et cetera with her bare hands.
>>155279872
I'll plunder that booty.
Bullying Senrans by turning them into single Moms!
>>155281083
The only person being bullied will be you when you have to pay child support
>>155281396
>Implying I have money.
>>155281083
>>155281396
>implying I will take responsibility
>>155281083
>>155281613
>not wanthing to have a life together with a senran
Are you gay or something?
>>155281083
They'll force you to take responsibility!
>>155281752
Yandere senrans!
>>155281673
I want to see their embarrassed and shame filled faces as they look down at their big pregnant bump and I thank them for letting me cum inside!
>>155281843
Yes!
Guys its my birthday today.
What if Yandere Shiki tries to force me to marry her and take responsibility, even though I am a virgin? And then gets pregnant again, even though I am still a virgin?
>>155282175
You'll just have to raise your wife's son, fer sure!
>>155281843
I̸̢̢̟͎͇͎̫͎͈̪̞̼͎̦̬̝͝ ̷̸̳̗̥̩́͘L҉̩̯͚̗͓͕͍̖̜̫̘̭O̢̹͚̰̫̱̙̯̯͎͇̺̣̭̥͠V̶͜͞͏̣̬͈̥̘́E̯͎͈̣̦͈̯̹̜̪͎̦̭̹͎̩͇͢͜ ̴̸̬̻̲̙̝̰͙̼̤͕̻̪̞͉̟̲ͅỴ̴̺̩̙̺͘O̷̢̰̥̬͔͈̰̬̭͟Ṳ̴̶͙͍͓̯̯̱̞
>>155282712
Mommy!
>>155282175
Shiki is too young to have children. She just wants to fuck for pleasure with the man she loves.
>>155282136
Happy birthday.
>>155282898
I'm having Birthday Steak.
>>155282882
And she doesn't want to use protection!
>>155282967
I hope it's a good steak and a good birthday.
>>155282998
And that's why she uses her butt!
>>155282882
Well that is the problem isn't it!
She was fucking for pleasure and "Raw is the best! THE BEST!!!" followed with "It's OK to cum inside!!!" well that is the result.
And the second a guy like that hears the words "I'm preg-" he is fucking gone!
Would you encourage your Senran if she tried cosplaying?
>>155285308
That doesn't even look like hikage.
>page 10
>>155287326
>>155287326
>>155287837
Oh whoops, forgot to spoiler.
Happy birthday Kasumi!WanWan too!
I want to fuck Kasumi.
>>155288095
Why does her face look like a baby's!
>>155288225
Because she's a baby.
>>155288095
What else is new?
Goodmorning skeegee!
I feel like posting a pictures of shiki but there are no pictures of Shiki and Minori.
Was anyone behaving?
I wonder if Murasaki has a smell fetish and gets extremely horny once she's near the person she loves because she constantly gets to smell them.
WTF? My Google account has decided to apply safe search to everything, even when I go in and tell it not to filter results and save the settings.
I am pissed /skg/!
So I had an abdomen scanning thing today and no one told me I had to avoid eating for 10 hours before that.
Also I ran out of requests.No loli-looking, and I'll censor nipples and privates.
>>155289693
I want to rest my head on her lap while her boobs are on my face.
>>155290098
Color this!
>>155290098
coloranon colorthis!what's wrong?
did you die?
>>155289730
Google is turning into the nanny state search engine, it's becoming increasingly terrible.
>>155290098
>>155290329It's to determine whether or not I need my appendix to be removed.
>>155290345
For referenceAlso I hope your health is alright
>>155290098
Color this please
>>155289730
>>155290329
Anyone else remember when Minori was a censored search result and you literally couldn't google her?
Fun times.
I installed duckduckgo so I could keep googling her.
Duckduckgo isn't very good either. Personalized search results are a good thing and for whatever reason the people behind duckduckgo hate it.
>>155290451
Nice penishead.
Friendly reminder that Mirai is the most powerful creature in existence in this universe.
>>155268373
>>155269228
Did I make a meme?
>>155282136
Happy birthday. It must be cool to share a birthday with a Senran.
Happy birthday Kasumi.
>>155291518
And Kasumi is one of my favorite new waves too
Cyber semen demon
>>155291432
Of course she is. Look at this fucking thing. It is clearly the most destructive force in existence. It's like the Murder Cube itself is lending its power to Mirai.
>>155292178
>Murder Cube
/k/ go back to your board/the woods. I am uninterested in your constant talk of AR-15's, SKS's, and so on.
>oage 7
>>155293156
STOP
>>155293443
>page 7
>>155293970
>tickest to the movie "Yuri train"
>>155293970
What are squid and cat doing?
>>155294130
seeing movies at the porno theater
>>155294217
Why are they at a porno theater!?
>>155294274
masturbating?
>>155294465
No I said masturbating not cunnilingus..ing!
>>155294623
Well, it's still too lewd for the cat and the squid to be doing either way.
>>155294686
Everyone except Imu masturbates, anon
>>155294834
Mirai doesn't even know how to masturbate!
Yagyuu masturbates to Hibari every night though. You got me there.
>>155294941
Mirai knows how to masturbate, idiot
Homura taught her
>>155295669
Why would Homu do that?
>>155285308
Hikage picture that has been posted a half-dozen times before gets deleted.
>>155295925
Because Homura is a very mature and sisterly friend that Mirai can rely upon for personal and discreet advice!
Not a dumbass like Yomi, a bully like Haruka or an ayylium like Hikage!
>>155296159
But Mirai has a penis, how can Homura show her how to use something she has never even see before?
>>155296159
Hikage is not an alien! She's also a dependable friend that Mirai can talk to about personal things!
>>155296360
No she doesn't
baka
>>155296505
God damn I miss this serious side of Senran Kagura so much. Can we have it back please?
>>155296689
we still get a little bit of it
>>155296360
Mirai doesn't show her penis to anyone! They'd think she's not a real woman if they found out she was a hermaphrodite.
>>155296689
>tfw SK will never go maximum edgemaster
>tfw we'll be forever stuck with beach episodes instead
All I wanted was suffering.Just give me some EVA 3.33 levels of despair and sorrow while dealing with Yoma.
I'm going to go make a sandwich, if the thread hits page 7 while im gone can someone else bump with yuri for me?
>>155297518
No.
>>155297518
It was page 1 but I did it anyway!
>Katsuragi failing pathetically and absolutly on her mission.
>Yozakura has dealt a lethal blow against Katsuragi, her guts spilling out onto the floor and the lower half of her body on the other side of the room.
>Asuka sees this and goes berserk, killing Yozakura in front of Kat.
>Yozakura's head rolling across the floor, stopping next to Kat, almost as if still looking up at her.
>Asuka goes to comfort Katsuragi.
>Kat knows she has failed and in her death her parents will also be killed.
>Asuka promises she will continue Katsuragi's mission to save them.
>Kat finally slips away but didn't hear Asuka's words.
>Asuka goes to the ninja council to talk about saving them.
>They tell her it is possible.
>Asuka works hard and does enough to earn their freedom.
>She goes to the council to free them.
>The council inform Asuka that Kat's parents took their lives on the day Katsuragi died, after finding out that one of the young girl they saved all those years ago, the ones they gave up everything for, was the girl that killed Katsuragi.
>>155298023
That's funny!
>>155298023
Actual plot development is not allowed here. Go write about fanservice or something.
>>155298192
Sorry. I will go back to writing weird fetish porn about Futa Yomi mocking Anon's small penis and Jasmine NTRing Asuka.
>>155298414
That's the ticket!
>>155298567
Also I made my self feel sick writing that, my stomach is making weird noises now. Also I initially used Hikage instead of Yozakura but then realised Yoza worked better with previously being saved by her family.
>>155298414
I'd prefer more death and despair, but that's just me.
Minori coming to terms with the fact that life isn't just fun and games when one of her friends dies on a mission!
>>155299115
Minori doesn't have any friends!
>>155298719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzX3T8ZigRQTime stands still as battle worn/
beneath your feet the blood runs cold/
no one moves/
death,wasteland, razed to the ground, gone,/ perished what life there was/
and ghostly in the darkness, there cast a shadow, mirroring madness/
echoes the work of the devil/
the death and destruction/
the symbol of Hades/
the heat and the hatred/
the breakdown of life leaves us sorrow and strife/
and we all will return to the ash/
>>155299115
Anon Minori is pretty familiar with death
I don't know if you really noticed this but Minori has a difficult time coping with it and has the mother of all coping mechanisms
I'm tired of tits and asses.
>>155299652
I like Mirai too
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KASUMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friendly reminder that who-waves aren't people
Friendly reminder that New Waves are Senrans too
reminder that none of the senrans are real and are just a figment of some dudes imagination.
Real senrans are developed characters. Who waves are just a picture on a card and a short summary description.
Real senrans have mannerisms, voice, and interactions with other characters based on their personality.
Who waves aren't Senrans.
Reminder that if we lend Takaki our power they will become real
NEW WAVES ARE SENRANS
>>155300816
New Waves have dialogue and interact with other Senrans. Also, don't kid yourself if you think any Senran is a well-developed character. They exist to satisfy our taste in 2D anime girls.
Good job, 155301040, you ruined the no reply streak.
>>155301040
what if I told you that Senrans in any of the video games aren't actually 2D? They're 3D anime girls!
>>155300827
\o/
>>155300816
And this is what we call the "true scotsman fallacy".
>>155301314
not really. the Senrans that are in actual video games are more developed charactrs in multiple ways. You can't deny that.
Post friendly reminders that are actually friendly!
Friendly reminder that Ryouna is a sweet and caring person who has many non-sexual hobbies!
>>155301558
Since when is "developed character" a part of the definition of Senran?
>>155301824
She's a bitch.
>>155301824
Friendly reminder that Yomi is fat!
>>155301901
There's not really a definition but it's like when Kenner was making star wars toys and would make toys of "characters" that weren't ever in any of the movies
It's not really a star wars character it's just an toy of something that looks like it might fit as a character, and a description of what they were on the back of the box.
Done with the Homu.
Now, some anon requested Ryofu, but since she's not really a senran, I don't know whether to do it or not. Give me your input guys.
>>155302276
Ryo-who?
>>155302393
Exactly.
>>155302176
If there is no definition for "Senran" then arguing about real Senrans is gibberish on both sides. But by using that metaphor it seems that Senran has to do with being part of the canon, which Who Waves totally fulfill.
>>155302276
non-senrans must be refused.
DEATH TO NEW WAVES AND IKKI TOUSENS
>>155302674
NO!!!
>>155302276
Do as you like, thanks for these. If anything I'd request Asuka
>>155302439
just like those Kenner toys aren't real star wars characters, who waves aren't really Senrans, as they're not in Senran Kagura video games.
>>155302276
You mind doing Kagura's?
>>155302850
By that logic, the Ikki Tousens are Senrans.
>>155303021
crossover cameos aren't really the same thing.
>>155302850
The only reason I find those toys to not be considered canon is that they don't appear on the movies, while the New Waves do appear on official games.
>>155303323
CCG's are .. kind of not the same thing as a video game.
New waves may as well be senrans are this point, since EV boiled down all the real senrans into NW tier walking memes.
Not that coloranon knows that since he hasn't played any of the games, but that's besides the point
>>155302826
>>155302868
Added to the queue.
If I ever do the Ikkis, I guess it'll go:
Mainline Senrans>New Waves>Ikkis.
Feeding Mirai lots of sweets!
>>155303850
Just wondering, did you add Kafuru to queue too? Requested her a couple threads back.
>>155303982
Yup. Next up is Yozakura, then Rin, then Kafuru.
>>155304104
Cool. Thanks
>>155303717
What does me not having played the games has to do with anything?! For all I know Senrans are just female playable characters from SK, it has nothing to do with character depth or else we should think that Hebijo girls were less of a Senran than the Hanzo girls on Portrait of Girls, because we didn't get their version of the story.
>>155304340
Evil Shinobi are barely people, anyway.
>>155304564
Yumi mercilessly slaughtering Hebijo students and burning their school to the ground!
>Coloranon hasn't played any of the games
wew lad
>>155305010
When did he say that?
>>155304719
But most of them are completely innocent. Not a sin to their name!
>>155305010
>He hasn't played any of the games Asuka!
>Hahaha! What a loser! I bet he doesn't even own a console!
>>155305196
They pledged their name to Evil, the greatest sin.
They will all burn.
>>155305196
Yeah, that's why it would be cool to see her shattering them into frozen chunks of gore and creating blocks of ice to barricade them in the school so they burn to death.
I feel like crying and I don't know why
>>155305598
>>155305701
You're cruel! Too cruel for words!
>>155274375
Murasame?
Hope everyone's day is going well!
>>155305885
Is it because you missed me?
>>155305885
is anon daijoubu?
>>155304104
>Next up is Yozakura, then Rin
Thanks. That will be my top 5 senrans done.
>>155301824
Friendly reminder that these girls are trained shinobi who are willing to risk their lives on a mission to protect what's right.
Friendly reminder to bully your Harukas
>>155307010
But I like my Harukas.
Friendly reminder to let your Hikages bully you!
>>155307314
Id like it very much if this was deleted.
>>155307810
You want MORE Harukas? Okay.
>>155307916
>>155307538
Friendly reminder to let your Mirais bully you too!
>>155307810
>He doesn't like MDF
>>155308228
I actually thought that picture was a fat May with misshapen breasts. Like the black part of her top was a bikini top and the white was a big belly. Wierd.
>>155308039
>>155308620
I liked the part in burst where Mirai pretended to be dead
if only she could pretend to be dead for real
>>155308805
Anon, I get the feeling you don't like Mirai.
>>155308805
I'm going to like the part in real-life where you die.
>>155308773
>>155309235
>>155308620
>>155308773
>>155309235
>>155309338
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
>>155309569
It's Haruka! Can't you tell?
>>155309338
>>155309569
It's Haruka
>>155309569
Haruka.
>>155309891
A-Anon...
>>155309964
I goofed. Here's the fix.
Yeah, you better clean that shit up.
>>155309235
Dat late 90's style tho
>>155310462
Whatever happened to air intakes?
>>155310678
do detail
So the announcement is on the 22nd right?
>>155310915
Yes.
>>155310915
SK3! Can't wait!
>>155311273
Dream on, my child.
>>155311273
SK3!
FEATURING YUMI!
I'm just expecting the announcement to fucking disappoint me.
The announcement will be the first full functional waifubots with Senran kagura presets for an affordable price! Everyone gets their own senran!
>>155311724
I think everyone is expecting as much. It's probably going to be a spinoff no one asked for or nothing at all (just a "happy birthday" type of picture).
>>155311959
>Your parents come over to visit
>Shikibot greets them at the door
How the hell do you explain...
>>155311559
>>155311559
What if we had a smaller spinoff game where every single character was just a differently dressed up Yumi?
Think about it, it would sell because it panders to the Yumi audience, while also making them somewhat sick of Yumi so future games don't have to orbit around her anymore.
>>155312863
>implying it wouldn't sell like hotcakes and make Japan want even more of her
You underestimate their autism, anon.
>>155312863
>>155313015
Best Korea please nuke Japan
>>155312820
She's like a security system without the installation.
>>155313220
yeah but "Son, why do you have a sex robot modeled after a 15 year old girl?"
>>155313220
>loud
>annoying
>no one likes it
>does nothing of value despite costing tons of money
>could be easily replaced by something as simple as a $200 gun
Sounds about right.
>>155313370
>no one likes Shikibot
>>155312863
I'd fuck Yumi dressed like Asuka though
>>155313316
First of all, how dare you accuse me of sexing my security system.
Second of all, no expects the 15 year old to sever someone with a scythe. Would you?
>>155314003
>how dare you accuse me of sexing my security system
You don't?
>>155313591
>Robot Vampires
>>155314597
Robo-Hanabi would probably be smarter than regular Hanabi
>>155313591
>buy a shikibot
>it just lounges around all day
>fucked up speech module too
No thanks
>page 8
>>155315718
someone shop this so hikage grabs her butt instead
>>155290108
I want to sniff Haruka's farts.
>>155297000
FUCKING THIS
All I want is to see cute girls deal with pure suffering and human misery.
FUCKING COME ON JAPAN. MAKE ME FEEL LIKE SHIT
>>155314605
>>155314605
Crucifix Robot
Why is it that there's no good non-lolicon dfc aside from Ryoubi?
Is Ryoubi truly the only woman in existence with breasts this flat?
>>155316086
she isnt even completely flat, not to mention she can grow her tits out at will
>>155316198
But Ryoubi is completely flat!
She has less boob than a glass of milk!
I'm pretty sure her nipples make up over half the volume and mass of her entire chest!
And that's why she's perfect!
>>155316403
in >>155316086
you can see some breast curve.
>>155316052
>Crucifix Robot
Sup.
>>155316403
>Shiki is #4
every fuckin time
>>155316506
New Wave is not the best example for accurate character depictions.
>>155316724
>cowtits Kafuru.jpg
>pair of breasts with a Miyabi attached to them.jpg
>literally every picture of souji, bashou, leo and ashiya
>>155316889
>cowtits Kafuru
You just had to remind me that image existed, didn't you?
oh and meanwhile they love drawing Murasaki with on-model to average breast size.
>>155316889
Kafuru's boobs too big
Murasaki's boobs too small
New Wave was a mistake
>>155316403
Not even a whole glass of milk either, like less than half
>>155317119
Lets take it one step further
>>155317932
If I report this post will mods delete the image
I finally have a chance to scan my UVS cards again. Here is Asuka. I'll go through them in order but each one takes 3 minutes to scan and then I need to adjust colours and size as well.
>>155318162
Did you find anything new lately?
>>155318249
Nope. Got one missing Yagyu about 6 months ago. That was all.
>>155317932
This is Canon
I want to Imupost
Yagfag do you have that screenshot where asuka was giving advice on what to do in bed with each senran?
>>155316403
what's the right hand column ranking them by?
>>155318721
If anything it's canon to showing that the New Wave artists don't give a fuck.
>>155319072
>>155319185
breast size relative to body size
even though Minori is a gremlin she has the 5th largest breasts relative to her body size
>>155319265
Thanks familia.
I want to rest my head on Miyabi's tummy.
>>155318162
Ikaruga.
>>155319867
Her body looks deformed in this card.
>>155319946
I'm going to deform your face in a minute here.
>>155319876
Katsuragi. Moving on to Yagyu and Hibari.
>>155320008
I'm sorry for triggering you by stating a fact.
>>155320110
Your brain is deformed too you big baka.
>>155320307
Stop throwing such an autistic fit.
>>155318928
I'M GOING TO DO IT!
>>155320046
This one is for Yagfag!
>>155320364
Stop being so retarded.
>>155321149
And Hibari.
That may be it for this evening. I need to make dinner.
>>155321717
The cutest daughteru
>>155321717
Also which school next? Crimson, Gessen or Hebijo?
>>155322427
Crimson.
>>155319946
>>155320008
>>155320110
>>155320307
>>155320364
>>155321709
death
>>155323765
>>155321709
You're a fucking loser.
>>155322982
I love you.
good evening skeegee!
how is everyone this evening?
Posting happy boobs right?pledge floor finish doesn't taste anywhere as nice as it smells. I found that out by accident.
Where did all the activity go?
>>155324593
>"accident"
>>155324761
Look anon I know it might sound hard to believe but I HAVE been able to resist the temptation to taste it despite the fact that it smells exactly like strawberry vodka.
I genuinely accidentally splashed a bit into my mouth.
>>155324635
Right here.
The activity is back.
Right now.
BE ACTIVE!
>>155324593
>drinking floor finish
As expected of a Minoribro.
>>155324947
Anon drinks floor polish and licks windows! Hahaha!
>>155325053
Anon's window are all dirty now because of the floor finish.
>>155325031
>>155325053
I didn't drink floor polish!
That wasn't canon!
>>155325289
Anon's heart story is about his quest to find the best tasting floor polish!
>>155324593
Something something PXZ2
>>155325365
A 1 mission storyline? What a rip off!
>>155325389
plants x zombies 2?
>>155325614
Project X Zone 2 I am guessing.
>>155325712
Is that a plants vs zombies game?
>>155325712
Yeah
>>155325807
Well there are plant and there are zombie enemies, but that's not the point of the game.
>>155326035
I see.
Man I used to play plants vs zombies like a million years ago on my ipod, literally before microtransactions were a thing.
I miss playing complete phone games that don't try to sell you every mechanics
>>155325531
Well realistically, floor polishes as such are typically non-toxic, and if I were tasting them it would only be in minute amounts, but Minorifag does not drink floor polish!
Yomis belly works like a magnet on sleeping senrans, they can#t resist and have to rest their head on it!
>>155324593
>tfw you can't tell Minori she isn't supposed to taste things anymore
>>155326567
Yomi is very soft to touch, yes.
Sank you.
>>155326567
What's the softest sleeping places when it comes to senrans? Yomi's belly is a good choice but I bet Murasaki's boobs would be really good as well. Then there'd also be lying between Haruka's thighs...
>>155326889
In a bed
>>155326889
Murasaki loses points because she doesn't like it when people use her breasts like a pillow.
>>155327428
But she has Bebe use them like that all the time. She also has it the other way around where she uses him as a pillow for her boobs.
>>155326889
Haruka's butt is comfy!
>>155326889
Ryoubi's ass has to be top 5.
>>155321717
I lied. Here have Crimson!
>>155327428
Everyone knows reluctant boobs are the softest
>>155327702
Bean Sprout!
>>155327583
bebe doesn't count
>>155327868
Snake.
>>155327921
You talking shit about bebe?
>>155328016
Flat.
Weren't there going to be a big announcement soon due to the company anniversary or something like that?
>>155328183
Haruka. Well I guess Gessen is next. I'll do them tomorrow.
>>155328318
In 2 days
>>155328318
22nd anon. The anticipation is building so It's probably going to be a massive letdown.
>>155328434
I see, thanks anon!
>>155328342
Y-you sren't lying again, are you?
>>155328562
Sorry Anon. It is 00:22 here, I have to sleep.
>>155328483
It's probably going to be some addition to new wave
Like being able to replace every girl with Yumi
>>155326889
The way her boobs rests on top of the table in that card always gets me.
>>155328483
God damn dat ass.
>>155328994
Murasaki greatly enjoys the sensation of resting her breasts on top of things.
>>155321717
That signature is litterally "Cyka". Can't unsee
>>155329203
I'd gladly take the burden off of her back.
Are you guys ready for the announcement of the next mobile game
>>155329353
new new wave school
gessen 2
featuring turbo yumi
>>155329353
>>155329353
I think you mean the hot new pachinko game
>>155329463
Yumitastic!
So wait. When you say 09/22, you mean on America or Japan? If in Japan then the drama will arrive sooner!
>>155330376
I assume it'd be the 22nd JST
beansprouts!
>>155329353
>>155329548mobile pachinko game
>>155329203
>Come home to Murasaki
>Eventually in the middle of your daily pizza she starts complaining about her boobs being really heavy today.
>Asks you to lay in her lap so she rest them on top of you.
>Drift to sleep from the comforting motions of her boobs resting on top of you as she breathes.
>>155330757
DUDE
I think the only way the 22nd announcement would annoy me is if it isn't a game at all.
Tak really shouldn't be doing countdowns for shit that isn't game related.
>>155330928
DOOTS
>>155330978
Given how his Twitter account has nothing trying to hype up the date other than that initial "30 days left" note, I doubt anything of importance is coming. That, or it's some well-kept secret surprise.
>>155330978
Were you there for that nep card game countdown? That was terrible and hilarious at the same time.
>>155331057
Ah this I wasn't aware of. I dont follow his Twitter, so I just assumed after the 30 day thing that he was being more active.
Yeah, in that case it's probably nuffin'.
Senran Kagura: Sports
>>155331232
All he did was originally make a tweet about how the 5th anniversary was coming up, and then another tweet that had a picture from Burst that said "30 days remain". Those 30 days are up on the 22nd (AKA the 5th anniversary). Other than that, there's been zero information.
I'd imagine this is just another case of making a mountain out of a molehill.
>>155331002
LMAO
Senran Kagura: Meet 'n' Fuck
>>155331730
Japan onry
Firthy gaijins!
>>155331343
The only sense of anything we got afterwards was him posting old artwork from the first game, if I'm not mistaken.
I want to rub a flat chested heterochromatic brunette sadistic large-assed self conscious socially insecure younger-twin woman's breasts
>>155331932
Dub onry
>>155332070
You're gonna have to be more specific, anon.
>>155332329
>How to guarantee your game will be pirated: The Idea
>>155332459
Well pirating is one thing, sub patches are another entirely.
I won't bother pirating a game in dub onry.
>>155332658
I pirate solely to remove horrible dubs. Shit like Fire Emblem Fates, Stella Glow, and Trails of Cold Steel are recent examples.
>>155332757
Yeah, I don't think I could have played Fates dubbed. I'm able to stomach the localization, but the dub would have pushed it over the line.
>>155332757
>I pirate solely to remove horrible dubs.
Oh yeah, that too.
I hope one will be available for persona 5
>>155333078
>I'm able to stomach the localization
nigga what
I'm sure someone wanted to know.
>>155333276
When you can turn into a younger version of yourself at will you gotta come prepared.
>>155332757
>>155333078
> Fire Emblem Fates
I'll pirate to remove a dub but I won't even touch a nintendo game if it's touched by treehouse.
whether you pay for it or not, playing a game spreads awareness and shows some kind of support.
I don't want to tell someone I'm playing a pirated version of something that's been cured of treehouse aids just to wind up selling them on a legitimate copy.
The best course of action regarding a game (or any media for that matter) that you disapprove of for whatever reason is to totally disregard it and ignore it to the best of your abilities.
That's all you can do to make it fail.I'm pretty passionate about not supporting treehouse-tier rewrites in any way because I make regular acquaintance with a by the fucking book nintendrone and whenever I hear him talk about localization I have to physically resist strangling him.
He says drastic localizations are good because it creates more versions of the same game and says that adapting foreign concepts for western audiences is a form of cultural appropriation.
>>155333226
If it comes down to half ass dub bordering on a joke dub, or a completely amateur literal translation patch I'd probably play the first and then read up on the changes later, which people will absolutely archive somewhere.
But I get that that opinion is in the minority, and I pirated the game anyway.
>>155333868
>He says drastic localizations are good because it creates more versions of the same game
Fuck that shit I want the version the Japs got to the letter. All I want is a JP copy of the game with English text in a LITERAL translation format. I do not mean typing Keikaku instead of plan, mind you. What I do mean is that I don't want to see Shiki speaking French instead of Engrish, and I certainly don't want to see "Hanzo Highschool" be changed to "Hanzo International Academy".
Before someone dives in parroting "But anon, if we used terms like highschool, the game would be rated AO!", let it be known that such excuses are bullshit. The only way you can land AO is through extreme violence or explicit sex. Explicit nudity can be fully allowed for the sake of humor or plot (Dante's Inferno where Satan has a big floppy wang for example). That being said, having Mirai say she's actually 16 would never harm the ratings because she's never fully naked or having sex.
which senran is the best for huggin?
>>155334460
Huggnabees
>>155333470
>I'M SO HIGH THE CEILING OF THI HOUSE BUGS ME- FUCK IT BUGS ME A LOOOOOOOOT
>>155334460
The one you love.
>>155334424
But some things can't be translated into another language. There are certain instances of Japanese wordplay and puns which have zero English analogue, for example.
>>155334460
Hibbers
>>155333470
Yeah, but it sucks that it hurts her when she does that.
>>155334460
Asuka, Minori or Hanabi.
>>155334735
Say what you want, but I know enough about the culture to get basically any sort of Japanese joke or pun (and if I didn't, I'd look it up). I'd be more worried about the fact that people exist who play Japanese games on a Japanese console that don't know Japanese culture. I don't mean that in the "you must be a weaboo to play the game", but you should know the context of the culture. It's like trying to read Russian novels without understanding Russian society in the early 1900s.
The last time I heard someone use the "it's too Japanese to translate it" excuse was when NISA was butchering one of the Atelier games.
>>155335093
I sorta get what you mean. The Yakuza series keeps a lot of their Japanese stuff in the games (Although the reason for not translating Ishin and such are fucking stupid)
>>155335093
I'm not talking about cultural things, I'm talking about parts of the language that cannot be translated. Check out the concept of Dajare on wikipedia or something. Quite a lot of humor relies on pronunciation, you can't literally translate those jokes to English without absolutely ruining them.
Literally translating an entire Japanese script into English is impossible. Japanese is a very nuanced language and there are certain words and concepts that have no English equivalent.
What if the announcement was just Takaki announcing that those 3 unobtainable DLC characters would now be available everywhere now plus some extra characters?
>>155335690
Who would be the extra characters in this hypothetical
The obvious picks would be the top new waves, but if they end up being storyless additions again that would be disappointing
>>155334746
I wanna hug that rabbit
>>155335690
I'm prepared for disappointment for a good reason.
>>155335881
A cool one would Marvelous from Neptune, if only as a sort of in-joke
>>155335690
>the bigly hyped announcement is just EV DLC and an upcoming PC port of EV
reaction faces go
>>155336535
>>155334460
If you're Miyabi or Murasaki, then Imu.
Otherwise probably Hibari, Yomi, Minori, Yozakura or Ryouna.
>>155336535
>>155334956
>dem proto-minori designs
I bet nan just showed that same Asuka concept artwork to takaki again while designing the SV characters and takaki just said okay that time
>>155336535
>>155336535
>>155336897
I bet Yozakura gives those nice mom-hugs that only your own mom can give you
pls no bully the image limit
>>155337432
Image Limit is cute! CUTE!
>>155337468
I SAID NO BULLY THE IMAGE LIMIT
>>155337550
Maximum bully
>>155335690
Wouldn't that be something he talked about on his english twitter?
>>155336569
She kinda made that face in EV.
>>155337029
I mean we almost got Rin looking like Ryoubi so I can see that happening.
>>155337550
Asking people not to bully is a surefire way to get them to bully.
>>155337785
Is that concept-Rin? It's a shame they didn't go for it, it looks pretty cool.
>>155337785
Man, she used to look like Kakashi
>>155337726
Am I the only one who keeps looking this card's thumbnail and it looks like her butt?
>>155338038
Now that you say that, I can actually see it
>>155337536
Image Limit was made for cuddling! CUDDLING!
>>155336535
EV PC port would be alright news, but if that's the only announcement then that would be pretty gay.
>>155338003
You should see concept Homura and Miyabi. It's like they kept trying to use that kinda of design for a Hebijo leader but it never stuck
>>155338038
Apparently she and Kiriya used to be the same character
Weird how that turned out
It still sucks that Rin didn't get one.
>>155338472
I'm glad they kept the hair purple
"hair turn white after thing happen" is the dumbest anime trope
Miyabi only gets away with it because she's adorable.
>>155338472
Wow, she DEFINITELY used to look like Kakashi
>>155338594
I bet her VA wasn't available
>>155338607
To be fair, hair turning white after grief is an actual thing in real life.
>>155338724
I never thought of that. I thought it was odd that Dai got a chibi form and Rin didn't.
Also its odd that Rin is the only character you don't get a 1 on 1 fight with in SK2.
>>155338816
Only in extremely specific conditions, and even then the root cause of hair turning white for that reason is general stress.
>>155339185
That can just happen sometimes, which is a shame
I would love to go on a date with Rin and then cuddle with her on my couch with a fire going.
I liked the part in Burst where Yagyuu was a good character and her romantic interest in Hibari was merely alluded to and was a lesser element of their relationship.
>>155340074
was anyone hit with the flanders harder than Yagyuu?
>>155339735
Aye.
>>155340074
We all do.
>>155340478
Katsuragi?
>>155340074
well at least Yagyuu at one time had some depth. Imu has been nothing but Miyabi's unrequited lover and has never had depth.
>>155340478
I would say Yomi.
>>155340478
Homura got it baaad
At least groping was always a part of Katsuragi. Homura was hungry in one game and now she's a meat desperate hobo that will shinobi for food
Murakumo thinking of Anons being lewd.
STANDING HERE
Is DaiAnon around?
>>155340993
>that image
>without at least 1000 characters of stuttering to convey a single short sentence
???
I liked the part in Burst when Haruka committed suicide
>>155341315
Maybe he's a professional Murakumo interpreter.
>>155340993
I wanna fuck Murakumo.
>>155341542
Anon.
>>155341669
Me too bud
>>155341639
I have studied Kumos in the wild for years. I know how to understand their accents.
BIG
>>155341928
GET
>>155341982
THAT
>>155341928
MUTHA'
>>155336535
https://colorfulcabbage.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/thumbs-up.png
Meh, what can I say? I've been waiting for a PC port of it since PC SV came out. I have the Vita version, but it's be nice to play it optimally without buying a quad.
Plus... do we REALLY want another game so soon? We bitch enough about the series as is. At the moment a brand new game might end up being rushed, so I'm cool with waiting another year for more titty ninjas.
>>155341998
ASS
>>155341191
I REALIZE
>>155342089
BANNED
SOMEBODY
>>155341639
>you will never have long casual conversations with Murakumo and make her smile just by having the patience to faithfully listen to her stutter and ramble
>you will never tell Murakumo that her nervousness doesn't bother you and that you like spending time you her
>you will never make Murakumo happy just by being a person she can trust and talk too
Are you seriously going to spam one word allcap posts because you can't deal with 50 posts of no images
>>155342785
I don't wanna live in a world without images
>>155342785
YES
>>155342785
SHIT
Letting your Senran get pleased by 2 giant black dicks at the same time! Taking care of your senrans half black child!
>>155342665
>you will never cum inside Murakumo and make her a woman
>>155342024
don't get me wrong I do want a PC port of EV, but I think many people would be disappointed if that's the only announcement after the director himself has been hinting and alluding at some big happening for the 5th anniversary.
>>155342952
Jerking off while watching your senran getting blacked!
tell me skg
what do you HATE most about your senran?
>>155343414
her boobs are a little bit too big
>>155343113
Don't worry I still think you're cool
>>155343414
Not real and with me
>>155343414
Make things more confusing than they should be.
>>155343414
Not hate, but dislike:
Her eye patch is cute, but even she's admitted that she wears it for a dumb reason. At this point, continuing to don it almost comes off as kinda insulting to her pals and Yagyuu.
>>155343414
She can be a bit annoying at times.
>>155343701
Mirai should just take it off and accept that it's going to be weird for a bit.
This is what always happens when you try to establish "character traits" for yourself during your edgy teen years.
It should still be a part of her Shinobi outfit though.
On the plus side she's cute as hell with it off.
>>155343414
She makes /skg/ mad
>>155343414
She's a nympho.
Anyone else remember how long it took them to unlock Daidouji in burst?
Compared to how easy it is to unlock Rin in one try?
Like it took me 30 tries and two nights of anguish to get Daidouji but you can practically do Rin with no eyes.
>>155345040
Dai took me no more than five attempts, but yeah Rin was beatable in one go.
>>155345040I still haven't unlocked her
I miss JADF drawing here
>>155345040
got Dai in one go.
>>155345040
I almost beat it on my first try and in fact got up to the fourth girl (I think Yagyuu, right?) before tricking up
And then it took 8 tries after that to do it.
>>155345040
I got her on my first try. That mission was easy as fuck.
>>155345990
he comes sometimes
maybe if we start talking about Yozakura more he'll come back more often
Good night /skg/!
Please take care of yourselves and your senrans.Fuck waiting that new thread. I need to sleep.
>>155346456
Sleep well!
>>155343414
Her being 15 and people judging me because of her age.
>>155343414
Nothing but "Muh Hibari."
At least SK2 made it look like Yagyuu has a dependency problem. If it stayed like that I'm sure a lot of people would like her more.
>>155346436
I want a pig to rape Yozakura!
I want to fuck Yozakura's dick!
Am I doing it right?
>>155346436
I want to see him do the Mikaguras. Ryouki and Hanabi or Renka especially.
Or Kagura herself.
I think my dick is getting smaller.
>>155346965
Stop jerking off.
>>155346965
It's you getting fatter.