/owg/ - Overwatch General

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hana song

I want to KILL tracer

>>155232521

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>>155232628
anon pls

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Ugliest and worst pairing.

>rank 2813

I-is this good? or average?

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Amaris!

seriously why does nobody talk about the game this isn't /oww/ - overwatch waifus

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Why the chicken legs

>>155232683
That face shape is awful

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This is punishment for my sins, I know it.

>>155232719

A little above average.

Almost everyone is in high gold/low plat around the 2300-2600 range.

>>155232719
hmph...make it to 3000 and maybe you'll be worth something........

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Would any of the PS4 anons like to join up?
PSN: Lightning_NC, gold shitter

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>>155232770
don't bully her she has PTSD

>>155232764
maybe pay attention once in a while

>>155232781


Anon...how?

Whenever I play with people on my friend's list in the silver range we absolutely stomp them because the skill gap and retardation is so strong there that you really can carry your team.

>>155232828
not right now but yeah

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Which is the more accurate site, masteroverwatch or overbuff?

Also r8

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>>155232781
hey

>>155232656
ya fucked kid

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>>155232581
Jamison Fawkes!

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>>155232882
>how?
Earlier some kind anon mentioned that I'm the shitter and not my team.

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>zenyatta gets a movespeed buff
EXPERIENCE AGILITY
>zenyatta's health buff is reverted
EXPERIENCE FRAGILITY
>zenyatta becomes forgetful in his old age
EXPERIENCE SENILITY
>you get on zenyatta's bad side
EXPERIENCE HOSTILITY
>zenyatta becomes a king
EXPERIENCE NOBILITY
>zenyatta fills his robowaifu with robocum
EXPERIENCE FERTILITY
>zenyatta gets exposed to radiation
EXPERIENCE STERILITY

>>155233014
>8 elims
>9 deaths

That anon was correct

>>155232781
people who know what they're doing just do it all at the start of the season, get a high rank, drop out. everyone else is a moron.

>Young Ana is a fucking goddess
>Young Phara is a pile of steaming dog shit
what went wrong?

>>155232767
He has brought DISHONORU upon his family and must be punished by being made to look like a faggot.

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>>155233069

>>155233090
ana got poke of da mexi coke

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Post your favorite Overwatch quotes
>Encounter Serenity

To any overbongs, why do you pronounce "saw" as "Soar"?

>>155233090
young pharah is cute

>>155233087
>ignores the giant sign in the middle of the screen
O-Okay.

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>You'll never be in bed with her, she would never ride you while suck on her delicious nipples, and cry out in korean in pleasure


Why live?

>>155233262
its their language. why do you pronounce it like a pedantic nimrod

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>>155233251
Ever seem like you've done this before?

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>>155233069
Those puns would have worked better if it was me filling Zenyatta's robo-asshole with my cum

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>>155233090
Young Pharah is cute though

>>155233341
They sold it to us in '58. Right around the time they got bullied out of using the EM-2 and .280 British

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>>155230172

Requires a special matchup of memes and low skill

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>>155233251
>I can see you

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It's that time again, character themes

>Pharah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-tvJcTPxHc

why am i matched against 5man premades when im a 3 man and why does blizzard put hanzo mains on my team and not the enemy team?

If I'm bastion, and a reaper gets up in my face before I can deploy, is there any way to stop him?

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>>155233251

It's lunchtime

>>155233572
>Lucio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E

>>155232719
Not /terrible/, but the quality of games in that mmr range are complete shit.

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>>155233414
>>155233289
She sure is...

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>>155233520
>tfw you get carried by your mercy

>>155233414
is that zarya before his sex change?

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>lost connection to server

Is this happening a lot to anyone else?

3 times now in the last 45 minutes

just finished my first ever placements and I got SR 2409. I do okay?

tracer pussay

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>>155233006
is his own treasure

is fucking harambe meta or some shit, i swear to god i see that gorilla every comp match..

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>>155233251
>ye

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>ywn hear Reyes' voice before the transformation

I wanna hear that sexy spic accent while he pounds my white ass

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>>155233251
>MALLET BELOW

>>155234047

what rank are you

>>155233823
that's rank 48 by S1 standards

why am I playing against people I can't even party up with?

>>155234047
He's a good pick during overtime when you need to get to the objective as fast as possible, but that's about it

>>155234201

>he doesn't get a normal voice with his blackwatch skin

>he doesn't put on an exaggerated mexican accent when wearing his mariachi skin

sort it out, blizzard

>>155233251
We are in harmony.

>>155234047
He's pretty good at dealing with fast moving targets like gangrene, time warp, and the BR while also being able to hit through shields like Devos, Don Quixote and Gangrene again.

>was rank 76 last season
>placed at 2400 this season
>climbed up to 3400, dropped down to 2800, then up to 3700

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL

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>playing Reinhardt
>this comes on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsdawgd0azk

>>155233251
I've made you stronger, proceed onward!

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>>155233969
Exactly! I love him, he's a practically perfect boy!

>It's a "Symmetra on KOTH and puts her teleporter next to the edge of a cliff" episode.

>>155233409
Not if I beat you to it.

>>155234434
Tigers routinely went 15:1 or greater in kills. The lowest scoring tiger division had a k:d of 4:1.

Reinhardt never gets more than one kill (with charge) unless he's ana boosted

>hey dude, can you switch off bastion?
>FUCK YOU I BOUGHT THIS GAME I'LL PLAY HOWEVER I WANT
>picks symmetra and keeps playing around in spawn
>on a competitive match
>diamond rank

>I can't report them because according to kaplan "They are also valuable players of the Overwatch community"

Thanks Jeff

>>155234598
how bad are you lmao

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>wowww something must be wrong when I have gold elims as a tank
roadhog IS A DPS CLASS you RETARDS, he just has tank hp

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>>155232581

>>155234598
>Tigers routinely went 15:1 or greater in kills. The lowest scoring tiger division had a k:d of 4:1.
Fucking wehraboos, I swear to god.

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>>155233251

>>155234628

Well? Can you refute his point that he bought the game and deserves to play it how he wants?

If i want to call someone a cunt muffin in game i'm going to do it, if they ban me ill issue a chargeback through my bank and boycott their games.

>>155234598
t. shitter

The need to add a quippy and sarcastic Omnic

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>>155234767
>doesn't refer to him as master

>>155234370
He has a new line with a silly accent in his mariachi skins but it's only the one line.

>>155233251
>EXPIRE, EXPIRE, EXPIRE!

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>>155234816
>ill issue a chargeback through my bank and boycott their games

That's not how credit cards work, anon. Though I guess you wouldn't know, since you probably used your mom's to buy this game.

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>>155234865

>>155233594
Really, no one?

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>>155234770
you know that's a fact, right? and during the brief time when it was exclusively t-34s fighting the tigers with no td support, there were literally only 2 tiger kills and it is disputed that they even happened, compared to hundreds of T-34s lost

pic related is what happened after four companies of tigers shat on a 300+ strong t-34 zerg and then encircled half a million soviets

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>be rank 3200
>play against rank 4020

>>155233324
Because I have more to live for than a korean gremlin.

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>>155234598
>attack the Soviets right after a huge purge
>out-number the Soviets
>Blitzkrieg stops working
>Soviets can finally field enough men to match the German numbers
>absolutely blow the Germans out of the water in every offensive after that

we need more dominant mistress mercy

>>155235054
if the problem was just that the poor soviets couldn't muster the numbers, what happened in >>155235005, friend?

>>155234726
>gold damage, elims, objective time, and objective kills
>as reinhardt

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>>155235139
I don't know, what happened? I bet you think the Americans also won the Vietnam War because of muh kd

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>when it's an environmental hazard map and you get to be lucio

>>155235052

D E L E T E

>>155232767
He has a birth defect that makes his ankles ridiculously skinny, his legs can't actually support his weight on their own so he needs something to help him walk without snapping his legs in half.

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>>155235005
backwater hero when

So, how come /owg/ never helped with any of the so bra stuff? I thought you guys would've liked that sort of thing.

>>155233056
>you will never hold your side kick in life's weak body, the same body you held every night in the throes of passion between bedsheets; skin against skin, still and soften in your arms with one last shiver after his weak painful intakes of breath struggled through bloodloss and wounded insides - his deep brown eyes staring at you the whole time even unfocused
Feels a bit bad man.

>>155235052
No you don't, anything you have to live for is a delusion
When you and everything else on earth dies everything that you lived for will be for nothing

>>155235368
>32 tanks
holy lel

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>when /owg/ gets triggered by historical nazi superiority and the fact that said superiority underlines the validity of nazi science

Reinhardt was a mistake

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>Free fall from 3200 to 2700 on a 16-17 game losing streak
>Give up, just ignore everyone and autolock 76
>"Wow shitty dps 76 where the fuck are you??"
>Continue ignoring them as I rape their Zaryas, Roadhogs, Meis, and the rest of their team

If I can't carry myself out of shitter hell with D.Va anymore, I'll do it as her dad and hit her counters twice as hard

I've got a long memory

>>155235435

We're too retarded.

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>>155235214
>no gold healing

Shitter detected.

>it's an /owg/ starts spouting the 'muh asiatic hordes' meme episode

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>>155235527
t. wehraboo

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>>155235368
hopefully never

>>155235527
>civilian dead: over 45,000,000
And almost all were russian families that starved to death as stalin's soldiers took bread from the pantries to feed his ego campaign
It disgusts me that russian military is told as a hero of ww2 when it damaged this country more than hitler did

>>155234201
>>155234370
>>155234883
http://momfricker.tumblr.com/post/145642906493/ive-never-actually-seen-someone-mention-this-so

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>>155235435
Never really cared and wouldn't know where to start. Seems like a good choice to given how the whole thing has progressed.

>>155235527

The nazis lost the war dumb fuck

>>155235527
>Outcome: unconditional surrender by the Axis powers

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>play before 9 PM
>gain rank
>play after 9 PM
>lose rank

>>155235761
#1 and #2 are objectively true

Especially #2. Major in biomed and you're going to learn about whole spheres of extremely important science for humanity's future which are forbidden to research because Hitler wanted them researched.

>>155235941
>post anime images
>appear to be a giant faggot
>don't post anime images
>don't appear to be a giant faggot
hmm..

>>155235941

It's when all the shitters have had their dinner, come in from playing outside and finished their homework

>>155235793

So you guys admit you're dumber than Reddit?

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Why are you faggots arguing about WW2 shit?

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>>155236016
Anon.

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>>155236016

>>155235439
Why is this place so full of attention-whoring homos?

>>155236067
>she doesn't argue about WWII on the overwatch general

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>>155235708

t. triggered commieboo

>>155236065
Yep

>>155236065
>not falling for blizzard's epic troll means you're dumb

>>155236096
Because these are the 'gay for attention' type of gays

>>155236067
>complaining about ww2 arguing on /ww2g/

retard detected

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>>155236162
t. triggered nazibabby
this cuts both ways lad :^)

>>155236096
Happens in nearly every general. Just waiting for tranny drama at this point.

>went on a massive loss streak and started losing 40 per game
>started a win streak and gaining 40 per win now
This fucking ranking system is dumb as shit

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>>155235527
Reinhardt is the best character.

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>>155234434
>Playing Zarya against a rein
>This plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcab4_-ooj8

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how do i kill rocket bitch with this motherfucker?

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GET BEHIND ME
AND DON'T BE TOO ROUGH

>>155236693
I can dig it

>>155236727
>generic anime slut with scraps of armor and a hammer
>"i-its reinhardt!!"
Kill yourself moron

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>>155234434
>playing Reaper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFXqJ--L_Kk

>>155236558
Anon please your filenames make me diamonds every time.
>>155236665
Swiftstrike you slut.

>>155236808
this post is autism

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>>155233572
All day every day for Tracer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok2369YY2P8

>>155236872
Thinking shitty uninspired "art" is good is autism

>>155236872
literally every post in this chain is autism.

>>155235952
>#1
One e8 may as well have been equivalent to a tiger. german late-war tank statistics are inflated by the fact that they were fighting a defensive war, if you reverse the roles performance would have been similar. The tiger's armor was worthless against non-outdated enemy tanks and the gun was overkill. An e8 probably would have performed even better in a defensive scenario than the tiger, it's a lot easier to conceal and it gets the gun trained on a target much quicker

>>155236808
is this a joke? her face is very reinhardt-esque, it's actually impressive. it is NOT easy to do a facial genderswap and have it be recognizable

>>155233572
>Reinhardt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyxOXjZHl9U

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>>155236808

>OverWatch
>OmnicWar

>>155235052
>>155235457
>hanafags so useless they literally have nothing to live for outside their obsession with an average looking fictional teenager

Waifufags, everybody.

>>155233572
>Junkrat
https://youtu.be/lmUmuj27dRg

>>155236665
aim

do NOT play genji if you cannot AIM.

>>155237034
Literally anybody could draw a female face and put the defining features of the character on it
It's not hard at all

>>155237027
it also doesn't suffer from german engineering

>>155237260
Can you?

>>155237260

Prove it!

>>155236872
Rule 63 art is autism

>>155234567
>complaining about quickplay

>>155236665
reflect lol

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>>155237250

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>post yfw YOU'RE POWERED UP

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>>155237250
Widowmaker is just a TALON'D version of Elizabeth, the true patrician's waifu.

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>>155237334
>>155237395
he doesnt need to prove something thats already been proven

>>155237594
They turned her FRENCH!? Those Talon assholes have gone too far this time.

>>155233572
>Genji
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g1QcfQ7kos

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>>155237594

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>it's a Mei walls off the team during Overtime because "we wouldn't make it anyway" episode
>we would obviously have made it

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>>155233572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbsBEb1ZxWA

so does everyone speak everyone else's languages or are some characters just being dicks once in a while

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>>155237702
No, Elizabeth always wanted to go to Paris. Widowmaker is just from a reality where Elizabeth did manage to escape to Paris, then changed her name to blend in and met Gerard while picking up the accent.

>Gerard is the Man
>Ilios is the Lighthouse
>Paris is the city

It all fits.

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Tell me about your luckiest plays

>>155237984
setting a trap at my feet as junkrat before getting killed by tracer

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Pharah!

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>>155237836

>it's a "mei puts a wall behind the enemy rein and doesn't get on the point during overtime" episode

>>155233069
Get out

D.Va's design just doesn't make sense. There's just no synergy for any of her abilities. Defense Matrix for frontal protection, after boosting yourself into their back line? Winston drops a tickle-tent, moves at full speed while doing his damage, and gets out.

It's just not even fair.

>>155237984
With about 3 seconds left I got a teamwipe as reaper and won 3-2 on Lijiang

>>155237984
>be Mei
>hear "Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau!" while under fire
>our whole team is clumped together next to me like idiots, oh shit
>panic ice wall right under us
>almost everyone gets bounced up into the air and bit and survives the dragons
I bet that Hanzo was pissed

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>>155233694

>>155237984
ulting as genji then everyone just literally walks right into my blade, I dashed maybe twice I think

>>155237836
If you recorded that he'd be banned

>>155233572
>Reaper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qZQEq_C3vc

>Almost all the "good" characters are pure and righteous with little to no character flaws
>Almost all the "bad" characters are ruthless monsters with no redeeming qualities
Thanks for the exciting narrative, Blizzard.

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why is junkrat so _______cute?

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>>155237984
>playing genji
>going to deflect a widow snipe
>end up deflecting zarya, mei and hanzo ult
ok.jpg

>>155236849
i mean in a 1v1

>>155238618
>reaper
>bad

>>155233572
>McCree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bI

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>>155238618
I'm more peeved that there are only 4 bad guys, 2 of which aren't really that bad nor have any grudges with the rest of the cast, and 1 is only evil because she was brainwashed. Reaper is the only real bad guy in the entire game.

i think i'm finally getting good at this game with zenyatta

>>155238753
>I MUST KILL BECAUSE... I MUST KILL
his entire character. It's clear that it does not matter how you get there. It matters simply whether or not you're there

>>155238618
Except for we don't know shit about why reaper reaps, or how much widow actually knows

>>155238760
Reaper isn't bad either, he was misunderstood.

>>155238618
There are plenty of neutrals though, a lot of people who are sort of assholes but not evil

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>>155237984

>>155235439
Nigga you gay

CAN YOU GET OFF THE DAMAGE HEROES IF DEALING DAMAGE ISN'T SOMETHING YOU CAN DO THANKS

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>>155238837
For serious, he's a dick. I don't mind that he's a dick or hold anything against his character because he's a dick. But he's a dick.

>>155238904
no I have bronze medal damage why don't you tank better scrub

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would you take him to burger king?

>>155238995
fucking adorable

>>155238995
I only have Coupons for Arbys, so dinner at Widowmakers it is

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>>155237923
But what about that card then?

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The only people who like RoadhogxMercy are fat dudes who think that retarded joke email means they'd have a chance with someone like Mercy IRL.

Roadrat remains Hog's best ship, and Pharmercy remains Mercy's best ship.

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>>155237594
>>155237923
>>155239159

Your general died for a reason, stay out of ours.

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>Play Bastion for funs in QP
>Notice I always perform way better on attack then defense
>Try it on attack in comp
>other team buttdevastated

Plat success stories

>>155239286

Gay fucking cunt

>>155239390
Gays don't fuck cunts you retard.

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>>155239286
>Being this upset that your degenerate homosexuality was shot down by Blizzard

MercyxHog is by far the best, most canonical pairing

>>155239362
Just use recon mode a lot and get headshots.

Turret mode is for ambushes only.

>>155238618
Junkrat is the pigkiller, he dindu nuffin.

>>155239362

Honestly love playing bastion so fun mowing down entire teams, he'd be legit at high level play but high level players have emir heads up their arses and won't defend him from flankers

>>155238760
>>155238926
Reaper at least is literally undead. Hanzo is a fucking asshole. He killed his brother because he couldn't control his emotions like an adult, and when Mercy brought his brother back instead of apologizing he sperged out about Genji """not being his brother""" or some shit.

>>155238926
But being a dick doesn't make you evil.

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Post new game modes

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Can she handle the pork loins?

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>>155239578
d.va dogfighting with unlimited boost

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>>155239568
Gabe just happens to be both. An evil dick.

>>155239578
2 payload. There is is a payload in the middle of the map, and both teams must move it to the enemy team's rear spawn

How do I stop constant one sided games

>>155239838
Leave, play something else to get your spirits up, then rejoin hopefully with a better pug this time.

>>155239748

Is this guy a fucking retard?

>>155236067
better than posting soldier abuse

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>ice wall replaced
>solid clouds form the top layer
>can be used to push and stand on in the same way as the wall
>below the clouds is a heavy snow fall
>to allies it is translucent and does not impede at all
>to enemies it is opaque and impedes everything
>can only be damaged by shooting the clouds
>still breaks in sections
>"wall" health reduced to compensate

是/無?

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>>155239286
Roadrat has been acknowledged by Blizz so it must be canon too. Best pairing <3

>>155239895
He came into /owg/, so yes.

How to win streaks work for comp? Lose 1 and you're back to the regular amount or is it more lenient than that?

>>155239940
No just remove her.

>>155239940
That sounds stupid and needlessly complicated.

There's nothing wrong with ice wall. It can be shot away in seconds. People can fly over it. Rat's tire can climb it. Only shitters are stopped by icewall.

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>>155237984
>be defending on anubis
>thirty seconds left before we win
>doing pretty well until the enemy team makes one last really good push
>their mei gets in a lucky ult and they kill most of us
>three of them left on the point when I respawn, maybe one teammate left close by
>panic and run over to try and stop them
>their mei throws up a wall in front of the archway
>oh-hell-no.jpg
>conc mine over it and get within the point just in time to stop them from capturing it
>they manage to force overtime and kill me
>about to resign myself to having to try again on point b
>turns out my teammates were right behind me so I get rezzed immediately and get right back to carpet-bombing the point
>we win
My hands were shaking.

>>155235772
You guys know the article for that one with Poland being a super power and so on? Saviour of europe.

>>155233572
Are you literally me?

>>155239940
how about her heal not making her invincible in the process and she can't put a wall up for 3 seconds after using it

>>155239890
>Win like 10 games in a row last night
>Have had nothing but bad games since

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>>155238813
I don't know. I think there could be a deeper subplot where Overwatch became corrupt (like 1984 corrupt) and Overwatch became Justice through any means necessary.

I think what hints at this line are Zenyatta's "Justice is defined by the hand that claims it". Looking at this way, Reaper's personality is actually self destructive. Reaper thought OW was going too far, and because Reaper wouldn't drink the kool-aid, he was stripped of everything. Thats why he's out to kill the remaining OW members, half is revenge, the other half is to stop the spread of the OW utopia cult.

>>155238880
The fuck kinda FOV is this?

>>155240270
It's not your fault, you'll rack up some wins again later.

Would you rather be the best of the best of a shitty hero, or mediocre but usually passable as a good hero?

>>155240113

Aside from her own team which she can constantly get in the way of.

>>155240354
Depends, people have different definitions for what heroes are shitty and which ones are good.

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>>155238675
I don't know, anon, but it's such a wonderful mystery!

>>155239286
I personally don't like Roadrat, but I think it's nice that you enjoy it!

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I want to give D.Va chicken nuggets!

>>155240354
obviously best of the best at a shitty hero, even the worst heroes can carry enough weight to win games, especially if your team plays around you

>>155237984
Was able to kill 5 players with bastions ult while somehow dodging another bastions barrage

>>155240350
Thanks for the encouragement Anon

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>be me
>be stuck in ELO hell
>playing Pharah in solo queue
>they ask for someone to play a hitscan hero for the enemy pharah
>nobody does
>they ask me
>"Nah dude I got that Pharah, I'm a LEGEND at Pharah dittos"
>for some reason nobody doubts me
>Pressure is on, start hoping I can actually somehow take down that Pharah as Pharah
>game starts
>actually have a very well coordinated team
>actually am playing well and am able to hit the enemy Pharah with air rockets and kill her several times throughout the match.
>we end up winning handily
>after the match, Mercy player from our team sends me a friend request
>she's a girl, knew from mic chat during the previous match
>sends me ";A; sorry I like me good Pharas"
>normally I don't accept friend requests from randos but I accept this one out of intrigue
>check her career profile
>45 hours in Mercy
>ohbb.jpg
>invite her to queue up for ranked together
>play PharMercy almost exclusively, only switching to tank occasionally
>she is the most diligent healer I've ever played with
>always keeps me alive
>actually is very very good at self sustaining, using rez, and keeping everyone else alive as well
>thanks me for flying behind cover to buildings to protect her
>thanks me for saving her from ults with Zarya barriers
>we play for a few hours and win every game, gaining about 200 comp points before I go to eat dinner and do homework
>tfw my display of alphaness earned me a real life healslut

Today was a good day.

>>155239940
Eh, Mei can just use an ult charge nerf
She charges off of her self-heal and like 14% or something insane like that per headshot.

>>155239748
>how to make a match that lasts 6 hours

>>155240354
I'll gladly be an elite Bastion player.

Logically speaking, that would make me an elite Soldier player as well

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Why does Hana pilot the Eva?

>>155239362
>>155239517
>won't defend him from flankers
Because he's a chore to defend. Who should defend Bastion?

Rein? Okay, now your rein is stationary and 1.) not building any ult charge 2.) not protecting the other 3/6 of your team.
DPS? Okay, but if you are running 2-2-2, your two damage deals are now stationary.

I welcome an attack bastion, if my team is "complaining" that they have an attack bastion instead of accepting the free win, they are shitters that deserve to lose. If not just make sure you have a McCree/Pharah/Tracer/Genji (shit almost ANY DPS hero) focus down the bastion and you are playing 6v5.

Attack bastion is only good on derp teams who literally run under fire. Sometimes I wonder if we were in a real war would these idiots go charging into no man's land. If I get killed by Bastion more than once in anything other than a surprise pick, I feel ashamed.

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>>155240524
>if your team plays around you

>>155240559
I can't read all that nigga
Learn to paraphrase

>>155240638
Fight aliens.

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>>155240529
>no mode where everyone plays as Bastion's Tank Mode and has a slog of armored warfare in the streets.

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Post cute Meis

>>155240794
I need this in my life

Is there anything worse than Deep Dish Pizza?

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>>155240559
what a sad life you lead that you remembered all of this and came here to type it all out because you felt it was worthy of bragging about

goddamn that's legitimately depressing

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>>155240638

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>>155240559

>>155240657

If you play paintball you quickly realize that all the call of duty run and gun players hide in one spot like pussies because they're scared to get shot.

They'd likely shit themselves in fear if there were real bullets coming at them.

>That one friend who is far below you to play comp, but still wants to play with you
Looks like it's a QP kinda day

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>>155240559
Same thing happened to me on Saturday. They were a 3 stack, and it was me, a junkrat and zen. I generally play a pretty good Pharah, but being pocketed is a different story and I held them at the arc in hollywood. All game she was like "I really enjoy playing with good Pharahs" and "This pharah is really protecting me".

At the end of the game the junkrat asked if he could join the group and they said they weren't looking for more people. Afterwards the Mercy added me and asked me to join. I said no, because being in a 4 stack would put us in other 4 stacks, which would most likely have some godly McCree to fuck up my day. Also I stopped playing Pharah, even though I have 120+ hours on her, because muh meta.

>>155240959
>plugsuit
>mech pilot
>tsundere like Asuka
>defended country from foreign invaders

Bliizard knew EXACTLY what they were doing

>>155241002
>>155240937
>>155240753
i thought it'd be a funny greentext no bully pls

>>155241010
I'd rather shit than be shot, anon.

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>>155241081
>>155240559
yall niggas in love with some neckbeard across the country

>>155240936
Having 2 Hanzo on your team

>>155241124
What's funny about it ?

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>>155241257
>playing qp
>taking qp seriously
>not immediately switching to hanzo as well

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>makes shit picks all the time
>doesn't know how to play most characters but uses them anyway
>constantly tries retarded strategies like TP on KOTH
>always overextends
>often throws the game prematurely if he decides we've lost
>ALWAYS blames the team
>won't accept any advice
>placed higher than me
>managed to linger above me since the start of the season
>finally overtook him

>>155241215
>play in a 6 man
>know what most of them look like
>have been playing together for years
>send eachother christmas gifts

It's incredibly comfy anon

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>>155241215
>In love
>with a slut
anon, pls. Pharah is the only woman for me.

>four competitive games in a row where someone on my team instalocks Hanzo

To be fair two of them were pretty good so I can't complain but it's still fucking annoying, what is it about them and their autistic character?

>>155241327
I tried to make it sound overly douchey on purpose because haha alpha males mirite and thought it was amusing I found a human being who matches /vg/'s description of a healslut so well.

I haven't posted on 4chan in like 4 years so pls bear with me

>Play soldier
>Two support decide early on that I'm the main source of damage
>Always have healing orb on me
>Mercy pocketing me, buffing me whenever I shoot
>Zenyatta orbing whoever I'm shooting
>Mercy used res on me and only me on more than one occasion
For one game, I was god

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>>155241124

>>155241438
>lewd Pharah
>Pharah with any that other than her eye

Pharah is not a whore you fucking degenerate.

>>155241505
hanzo is really fucking good right now with the projectile speed buff

always was but this added consistency to that shit

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>>155233251
Smashin'

>>155241438
>>155241215
healsluts are for HEALS and SUBMISSION, not LOVE

Love is for STRONK WOMAN like my waifu zarya

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>Lost my edge with Tracer
what do I do

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>>155241571
>posts a gif called pitty
>there's no pits

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>>155226121
Lena doing God's work.

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>>155241081
>>155240559

>using pocket mercy when pocket ana exists

fucking retards LOL

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>Ult as Bastion
>"You're powered up, get in there!"

The unexpected

>>155241561
Alright mate, well that was not funny but it's all good that you have a new friend to play with

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Good evening, friends

>>155241890
Keep going. My Tracey folder is growing

>>155241725
open Loot Boxes in their eponymous screen. Apply what you get from Loot Boxes in the Hero Gallery.

>>155241920
His scout mode gun sounds cool as fuck with nano boost.
Sounds powerful as hell

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>>155233572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHeqIi7Mv44

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>>155233251
>Heroes do not ever breathe their last

>>155241891
>implying I can choose my teammates without being call "toxic"

>>155241779

*edging joke*

>>155241957
Got any more Symmetra?

>>155241957
>tfw no cute indian gf

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tfw you realize there won't be anymore Young Ana skins put in the game

>>155241848
You're looking at a Pit Girl

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to take care of my Olivia Wilde Boner™

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>>155242106
None that I can post on a blue board

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>>155235707
I fucking hate getting outhealed by reinhardt as mercy

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Bad guys, hands up.

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>playing comp
>missed season 1
>at a shit placement
>play support
>reinhardts constantly charging in and swinging their hammer then dying immediately
>people just giving up before the match has started
>people screaming group up and never waiting on the team and keep going in individually
>no one stands on the objective
>no switching to counter the enemy
>no one protects healers

Why is competitive worse than QP

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>>155232581
Anyone got the pic with Tracers face in this?