Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg/

xth for pathological liars

Mafu/Laika cutest otp!

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Ding ding!

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Who /supergaycatboy/ here?

*avatarfags into the 5th percentile*

>>155085831
mafu's hair is ugly as fuck

>>155085802
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/9244093/

http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/6515162/

http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/10630120/

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reminder to /pet all lalafell on sight

TRUE Monks know that wasting even a moment of your life to introspection is like dropping GL3 stacks IRL

>>155085876
how can you be gay if you play catgirls and refuse to do anything that involves your actual voice and face with the people you "date"

fake gay

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xth for don't forget to be abused by your wifey today

*unzips coffin lid*

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post leezards

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>wake up
>see this

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xth for meltdowns

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>>155086007
sup senpai

>>155086071
>vomit

>>155085894
You're ugly as fuck!

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>>155085924
wat. who have I dated? and if you wanna hear my voice or see my face just ask? add me on Skype or some shit

>>155086007
what a qt

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looking for 8th player for static for 3.4

>>155085904
What about Shirou, Mikha and Mezzu?

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Hey guys, I got a new cat :>>>>>>>

What should I name him? Post ending in 7 decides (must be ffxiv related!!!)

>>155086007
server?

>>155086248
Carbuncle

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>>155086071
I'd scream

xth for everyone holds me back

https://clips.twitch tv/yamazaki83/CrowdedOysterSSSsss

>>155086136
that hair looks awful man
i saw some with it in fucking gray advertising for erp in quicksand. SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING GRANDMOTHER

>>155086071
"I'm not getting out of bed today"

>>155085904
where is F'whalon Rhiki?

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>>155086071
Get the pyre ready.

>>155086248
cuckold

>>155086307
It's boyish and cute! Perfect for her!

>>155086205
greencat just post in r/ffxivrecruitment already

>>155086248
Rercat

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>>155085904
Hay that's me.

>>155086248
Hay that's my cat. I can tell this is F'whalon because I linked this specific picture in our raid skype group.

>>155086071
>wake up
>say guten tag to my dakimakura
>roll out of bed
>scrub under my folds and waddle to my computer
>see 3 other fat grown-ass men submit to me as the Burger King
>pull my pud

>>155085904
>>155086240
baited

>>155086240
Shirou's such a worthless piece of trash, I forgot about him. The only thing I've seen mikha and mezzu do is be gay.

>>155086306
This was my first time doing a6s as NIN and I've never said everyone holds me back before.

>>155086316
Not there because I don't lie.

>>155086413
(puke)
(puke)

>>155086413
Hey that's a cute cat! I mean the real one not yours.

Your ff cat's always been good though

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>>155086007
lzrd teacher giving private lessons ;]

>>155086007
never realized how low that thing rides

>>155086205
You should give your character black hair and lipstick, maybe fantasia to a lighter skin tone

I figure going goth is probably the best way to get people to want to raid in a graveyard

>>155086473
delete this before deleting youse lf

>>155086413
Remember that time you spent thousands to travel to meet a girl who didn't love you, and then cried pathetically when she said she didn't like you like that?

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>>155086007
hell;o
lizard

>>155086413
That actually wasn't me that posted it. I forgot you even had a cat.

>>155086470
What does playing a different job have to do with getting hit by sludge and then raising into ultraflash? You're even playing the same role. All you can do is make excuses.

You've said in these very generals that your old group was holding you back. You're lying again, something you claimed not even moments again that you never do.

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>>155086205
Everything about this pic drives me crazy. My urge to transfer to mateus gets stronger by the day.

>>155086497
thanks, he likes to play tag a lot.
at 2 am

>>155086482
sry

>>155086574
Nope, because there is A LOT of context behind that. Gotta do some stuff to make sure people stay safe sadly. :(

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What makes catboys so goddamn sexual?

>>155086470
lmfao so your excuse is you were playing NIN when you already play another melee? pathetic and not an excuse for how you died.

>>155086705
aranea gc

>>155086767
>Nope, because there is A LOT of context behind that.

Except there's logs proving that there is nothing being left out of context in that scenario

>>155086705
I want this lizard to get on her knees for me and tend to my leaking member

>>155086680
I didn't say they were holding me back. I'm not lying. I made a mistake and I didn't get hit by sludge, I got hit by uhh, whatever happens when the water explodes. I had to ask because I didn't know what hit me since I was out of the way of the sludges. As for the ultraflash, I realized I made a mistake once I accepted it.

>>155086798
I wasn't using it as an excuse, you retarded faggot. I was simply stating it was my first time doing it as NIN. I tend to tunnel on classes I don't play often since I'm not using to when I need to reapply dots etc.

>>155086947
>I didn't say they were holding me back
yes you did. like every single day

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>>155086905
cmon m8 make the b8 a little less obvious
it doesn't even make me ir8

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>>155086556
>>155085906

How fat is F'wha IRL? He must be morbidly obese to eat this much bait.

>>155086773
stop

>>155086905
Please post. I'm new here. I live for drama. Especially when twenty-three year old cucks get humiliated.

>>155086996
Except no, I didn't. Provide proof, jackass.

>>155087030
I'm actually probably underweight.

>>155086947
so you were holding your group back
got it

>>155087052
There's no stopping

>>155086947
Sounds like a bunch of excuses honestly LOL

post midlander/highlander husbandos

>>155087016
If you say so

You're the laughing stock of everyone here outside of your circle of friends you know

>>155086383
alright
>>155086542
do you want the black hair and lipstick?
>>155086718
transfer and dps.

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>>155087057
Do not ignore this post.

>>155087019
no

>>155087130
>Circle of friends

But he has no friends.

>>155087153
>black hair and lipstick
now I'm curious, go do it

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>>155085906
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>>155087130
neat

>>155087259
you are disgusting

>>155087118
LOL except that's not what an excuse is. :^)

>>155087105
No, I was learning. The only reason I died in the clear is because I moved to not drop my mirage on the MNK but then the WHM decided to move closer to the boss and dropped their mirage on me and it killed both of us. Nobody said I couldn't come as a class I wasn't familiar with.

>>155086947
>I wasn't using it as an excuse
lol
yes you were

You also died to single drill and height error. You're garbage.

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>>155087259
i will end you

>>155087275
why didn't you group ever a8s?

>>155087264
Are you saying she's not worth it, Rheia?

:)

>>155087278
>4 deaths

please post the fflogs LOL

>>155087327
Well it's kind of obvious?

>got drunk
>ordered a live size silicone sex doll from amazon
>not sure where to buy final fantasy or xivg outfits for it
where do you people buy your outfits from?

>>155087275
Whats your excuse for reviving during ultra flash?

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>>155085924
what happened widdle anon, are you scared? why aren't you replying ;w;? im so very bored...or were you just spouting shit? awww, is okee lil buddy, maybe next time you can have more material and a better argument! *pet pet*

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>>155085906
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post c@pits

>baiting fwha hour

im out

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>>155085906
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>>155087215
not a fan, anything else?

>>155087428
This is hot as fuck. It's almost like they're children, but they're totally not.

>>155087502
I'm in

Why couldn't F'wha ever out parse Rheia?

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>>155087278
I died to drill because I tried to get an extra gcd off but then I got killed because of it. Yes, I made a mistake. The height error was a mistake too. Mistakes happen.

>>155087321
Because our WHM left, then our DRG had a stroke, and our MT's tank died.

>>155087406
You don't even know the definition of an excuse, retard. I didn't revive into ultra flash. One of the healers decided to raise me where the tornado was and I didn't realize it and then immediately regretted accepting it once I realized where I was being rez'd.

>cherrypicking
I'm not replying to you anymore.

>>155087390
Then explain why you spent all that money and time doting on a woman who clearly didn't love you?

And then to go back to her even after your "vacation".

>>155087372
https://www.fflogs.com/reports/jR3wA9Ycy7FNKT2x#type=deaths&fight=2

>>155087640
>try not to repear
>posts it on the internet

douche

>>155087640
>our MT's tank died.
I meant computer, not tank

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>>155087658
DUDE. Fill me in. I want to see chat logs and shit. At least point me in the right direction.

This shit sounds hilarious, but I'm new here.

You're killing me with curiosity.

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>>155087441
posting superior leezard pits

>>155087581
doesn't look too bad but not MUH DICK!!! tier either which is also too bad

good luck finding your 8th person, idfk how you even got 7

>>155087640
>dies 4 times on the same pull to personal mistakes
>tries to apologize to the party saying that you just hate a6s
>m-mistakes happen!!

>>155087581
You have great taste.

If only she was full goth.

>>155087737
I'm 0% involved and you're an annoying fag for multiquoting
Just shut up and watch like the rest of us

>>155087303
>leviathan
I saw him too

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>>155087737
i got u senpai

>>155087658
did he really go back to her lmao

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>>155086007
lizar

>>155087640
>I didn't revive into ultra flash.

>>155087806
Okay. I hate a6s. What's your point? Not only do I hate a6s, but I also made mistakes.

>>155087905
I revived into a tornado.

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>>155087579
See least this one is more like an upside down cone with legs which is more accurate to lala's.
Don't lewd the lala's, seriously

>>155087441
Surr

>>155087862
Thanks.

What a fucking faggot. If you got more, post that shit.

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>>155087858
i don't know why so there are so many meme names there
i think i've seen more in the week i was on levi than i've ever seen on balmung

>>155087873
cute

>>155087773
>>155087831
should I try anything else? and it was because we spent all this raid tier refining the members we have now

>>155087937
My point is that you're shit at the game and you constantly try to deny it, lying and making excuses instead of just admiting you're not as good as you think you are. How do you think I know what you said to the party after those pulls? Because I was there and made sure everyone in RIP knows what a shitter you are.

>>155087937
There was no tornado to revive into, it was removed by firebeams or it would have exploded by that point.

The FFlogs page even has your death attributed to ultraflash.

Video and log evidence and you still try to lie.

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>>155087937
>>155087640
LOL

>>155088071
Actually no, there's a tornado during ultra flash that isn't removed by firebeams/ice and is instead destroyed by the ultra flash itself.

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>>155088040
>cute

Thanks, you too.

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>tfw too tired for video game but still want to video game

>>155087658
I was there for two weeks. This was on the first two days. Things blew up because work was really bad for her (work on Thanksgiving). We split the fare half and half, as well as hotel / amusement park tickets / etc. Eventually things got A LOT better by the end of the first week (we spent the weekend at Disney and had an awesome time).

Also got her to quit her job while I was there and got into really good terms with her family and such.

I honestly don't regret any of it (the trip). Of course things eventually went south half a year later.

>>155088019
I'm growing a real stiff cock right now.

Please do continue.

I swear I'm not a pedophile, though.

Coil
>To all of my children in whom Life flows abundant
>To all of my children to whom Death hath passed his judgement
>The soul yearns for honor, and the flesh the hereafter
>Look to those who walked before to lead those who walk after

Alexander
>Snap click crank whirr whizz wham boom!
>Wheels humsing uplander doom! Crack thoom snap bam bim bangy zoom!
>Ah, nearsoon firebloom, crimson foom!

>>155088076
>Killing Blow
>Drainage

Wow anon, maybe it's you who is retarded?

>>155088120
why do people clear spouts with firebeam if ultraflash removes it before it explodes? the whole mechanic would be redundant

>>155088040
Remove the face paint and make her whiter.

>>155088054
> lying and making excuses instead of just admiting you're not as good as you think you are

You're being retarded. You think that I think I'm better than I am? When have I ever stated this? Oh wait, I haven't. Cya. I'm not making excuses and I'm not lying. I don't care what RIP thinks of me. How petty are you anyways? lol

>>155088040
darker eye shadow if you can less clothes

>>155088293
literally all the time

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>>155088128
>debating redoing all of of Dead Rising 1's achievements after having 100%'d it on Xbox360 years ago now that its out on PC
Send help

>>155088019
Desist lala lewds

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>>155088264
to give more space
maybe it explodes if you leave it out for too long
I dunno really

>>155088054
I'm from Levi too so I know exactly what's going on hereLMFAO IM DYING. Stream hype PogChamp

>>155088264
There's 3 water tornados between pulling the boss and ultra flash.

1 is frozen
2nd is evaporated with the 2nd fire
3rd is removed with Ultra Flash

>>155088076
>Height error
>Single drill

>>155088319
When have I ever stated it? Oh wait, I haven't.

You wanna know who still hasn't provided proof of me lying? :)

>>155088124
/pet
>>155088273
fanta needed for that
>>155088318
green or black hair?

Is Goblin a dead server? I just bought the game and the first city is quite empty...

>>155088264
The dangers of shitposting about raid performance without understanding how the fights work

Waterspout or not though you wait for Ultra Flash to revive if you're dead at that point, if you're using your head

>>155088247
>taking damage from ultra flash
You would've died anyway.

>>155088406
Yes. I have an alt there.

>>155088394
"hehehe, they haven't meticulously documented every thing I said or done! so I'll just tell them to prove it every time I need to back pedal, I'm a genius! Their memories aren't enough in a court of law! Hehehehe!"

>>155088406
very dead
and most starting cities other than limsa are dead except on balmung

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>>155088332
>100%ing DR1
>twice
madman still the best dead rising though

>>155088482
And yours are? lmao

I still have never said I was better than I actually am. I know where I'm at. If you want to provide proof to these accusations, by all means go ahead. You won't be able to

>>155088394
Last time I provided you proof of something you claimed it didn't count.

>you bragged about your seph/a5 clear
>do i didn't proof? post proof. no proof
>link archive posts from feb/march
>that doesn't count. it wasn't bragging. i was talking to my friends.

Fireden search isn't working for anything newer than September and I'm not digging post by post just to have you come up with another pathetic excuse for the nth time.

>>155088152
>I don't regret any of it, even though I wasted more than a year on a manipulative woman who never loved me at all.

>>155088396
black at least to see how the eye shadow looks with it

>>155088575
You didn't provide proof. You just didn't accept my answer. You not accepting my answer doesn't mean it's an excuse. Please, learn what an excuse is before you throw the word around.

>>155087996
The person she is talking to in this screen sounds like just as much of a reject as the cuck xD

>>155088697
>it's not proof because i say it isn't

>>155088607
THE TRIP

>>155088757
>you're a liar because I said so

>>155088718
Yeah, she's talking to someone who hates Rheia because the autistic girl he was crushing on would hang out near Rheia.

Then he gave her a huge guilttrip over it and I guess she stopped talking to her friends after that.

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>>155086007
best lizard PLEASE post more!

>>155088821
then she went over to balmung to try and prey on new people and got rejected and kicked out

>>155088823
pretty good, would do things to
I could make a mateus alt or you can hmu on balmung if you ever get free time for lewd

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What do the checks mean?

>Dies to 4 different mechanics on a fight he's cleared months ago
but how

>>155089000
No the girl I'm talking about never left Gilgamesh.

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>lewd lala poster tripping the filter

>>155088340
I think my brain is broken cause the first and only thing I think when seeing that picture is "THAT'S A TINY GUN"

>>155089124
Zandera?

>>155089109
>No one has ever died to a mechanic in a fight they've cleared before

I know you're shitposting but that's some weak fucking shit. Who knows what you've died to.

>>155089224
one mechanic, maybe, but 4 different mechanics?

>>155089162
i mean put it into perspective a lala is holding it so it's probably pretty fucking small

you could probably fit it in your palm

>>155089264
The bullets would be super tiny too. Imagine a roe having to load that pistol.

>>155089072
you should just visit and talk sometime, im just discussing 3.4 with static atm

>>155089262
Not everyone is perfect at the game like you are, anon. You must be so great that everyone wants you to join their statics because you're the best player who never makes mistakes.

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>>155089086
The airship has explored there before.

>>155089619
honestly this artist and this poster should be hung

Is warrior fun ?

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>I heard you had a broken desk that needs fixing
>A-Admiral, that's unprofessional!

>>155089567
That damage control lol

>>155089676
Most people find it to be at least the most fun of the three tank classes.

>>155088238
that pretty much sums up why alex's story is so much worse

>>155089643
Thanky.
Thought it was odd that one place wasn't visited. Weird.

>>155089675
Pretty sure it's Emily

>>155089757
I heard you turned down all the best groups because you were just too darn good, anon. Wow, I wish I could be as good as you.

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>>155089681
I don't think anyone in this realm knows of the word professional is without an "un" in front of it.

>>155089676
i've only played it in potd so my experience is questionable, but dropping into deliverance for a massive fell cleave crit is a beautiful feeling

>>155089904
>I wish I could be as good as you
I know you do, rhiki

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>>155089909
Man I love that cutscene

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>>155089909
>dat elezen
What was that event about?

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>>155090027
It's a real shame future generations may never know the joy of "ze puff-puff".

>>155089779
Not really. Alexander could have had the most deadly-serious tone you could imagine and the most imposing, threatening villains the game has ever seen, and it would still be fucking garbage because whoever is writing it either doesn't understand the first thing about story structure and pacing, or thought that he was writing for a nine-part series.

>>155090112
It was all about puff-puff.

>>155090001
Don't ever post my name, you piece of trash.

>>155090175
No matter what happens, I just feel like the rest of the story is going to be so rushed.

>>155090273
F'whalon Rhiki

>>155090112
It was the Dragon Quest event. You did some FATEs to beat up Brickmen and you could get two hats (slime king and that standard DQ horned helmet thing muscly goon wear) and a Brickman minion.

And then you get the puff-puff.

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>>155088718
It's the same person rheia's talking to here

>>155090282
And it will end without a single jojo reference.

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>just give us this coat, Yoshida, you bastard

>>155090187
>>155090357
>you get the puff-puff
>all about puff-puff
I'm guessing this trio of sexy women drop innuendos like crazy, implying they'll let you bed them but in the end it's just that hideous ball of fur.

>>155090414
This is golden! Two fucktards having a pissing match...

Have any more?

>>155090414
>nice projecting
oh gawd, that's I'ro's trigger

>>155090282
I honestly just don't understand how it happened this way. Did they just not know that the time manipulation stuff was going to be part of the story until they were putting the finishing touches on 3.2, or something? How do you go basically two full raid tiers worth of story without even hinting at the central threat of the entire fucking conflict?

The sad thing is that it's actually a cool idea, and could have made for a pretty good story, even though it's about goblins, if they hadn't fucked it up so badly that it's got no chance of ever paying off.

It's also really stupid that they didn't use 3.1 and 3.3 to flesh out the story with some cutscenes and intermediate quests. Coil could get away with confining the story to the actual raid updates, because it was so linked-in to ARR and 1.0 that you already knew the backstory. Alexander doesn't have that luxury, so it really deserved more room to breathe in the form of extra quests in off patches (and 3.5 should have a quest chain that sets the stage for whatever they're planning to make the main raid in 4.0).

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Good night, /xivg/.

>>155090750
It was a fairly entertaining to watch your character stare at the girls' breasts thuogh, even if your character was a female.

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>>155090750
Puff-puff is, unless I'm sorely mistaken, some form of slang for getting breasts rubbed on your head. I've only ever seen it mentioned in FF14, a few JRPGs and in Dragon Ball so I'm guessing it's a Japanese created term?

But yeah they have you close your eyes, and then you open them and see what they've been rubbing on you after a little while.

They even give you the option for how you respond to the initial offer.

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tfw gonna od and die aw yea

>>155091254
post benis first before u go

>>155091254
see you on the other side you pile of trash

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>>155090969
gn

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>>155091097
Yeah, and its frequently referenced in Dragon Quest series. Either from girls that say they will give you puff-puff and even monsters that can use Puff-Puff on you. The cop-out gag in DQ usually is a girl using slimes to puff-puff you instead of their chest.

Seeing your character ogle breasts, along with the zoom-ins and sfx was pretty WHEW

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>>155091445
you forgot my monobrow :/

>all these people shitting on Rheia

Brings a happy tear to my eye, but happened way too late. It took you retards almost 2 years to see through the literal friendly facade of Eatshitall.

Simple, stupid question: leveling War to get away from healing, should I be reapplying Maim/Se early with se-bb-se for 100% uptime on se or let it drop for a few gcds and do se-bb-bb-se?

>>155091647
>mado will never give you the puff puff

>>155091710
shut up faggot it's amber hour

How do I get a xivg gf?

>>155091647
Why do you shit into diapers?

What sort of pleasure do you get from it? What the actual fuck is wrong with you? Do you have any idea what your parents would say if they found out you wear diapers and shit into them on purpose?

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Ookend continues

>>155091824
The requirements are few. However you're probably pre-disqualified for other reasons.

>>155091824
be likable
if you're posting here you've likely already failed

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stupid duck

>>155091994
Please post the reasons, I want to know if I qualify or not

amber wat will it take to get u 2 post ur benis

>>155091710
Rheia is nice
F'whalon is evil

What are everyones thoughts on Ultros?

>>155091983
dook

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favorite 3* food?

>>155091813
Nobody cares shitslave

>>155091774
alternate combos, 100% uptime on SE is more important than a 20 potency gain unless you really, really badly need threat.

>>155092068
i've never had a single thought about ultros

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{Tension}

>>155092038
Tell me a little about yourself. Be generous, you're anonymous after all.

>>155092153
Your succulent pussy.

i want to frot with a catboy

>>155092062
Bg is scum lol

>>155092153
irl or in game? irl is boscaiola

>>155092164
Thanks, I figured alternating if I had a ninja with me but wasn't sure about when I'm the only Slashing.

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There's something nice about the rain.
Who wants a visit today?

>>155092153
I don't know about you but I'm in the mood for apple strudel smothered all over the chef right about now.

>>155091824
>wanting to date anyone in this shithole
Come on now, raise your standards, friend.

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>>155092309
>feeling that molten apple all over your flesh
please think about what you are saying

Everyone is so thirsty for baby shit greencat

>>155092391
I'll thirst after you if you'd like.

>>155092391
because s/he's a good poster with a nice character, why don't you try emulating them?

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>>155092309
Please just eat your food normally!

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>>155092294
Wow, you're so mysterious! I'm sure whoever meets with you will be met with an entirely genuine person not intent on leeching their will out of their soul. And possibly their money, dick, reputation, or just essence for the amusement of pain like the sick sadists most of the people here are.

By the way, LIKING THE RAIN.. VERYYYY UNIQUE... VERY CUTE ANIME SMILE... :) You did it!

1 tank and 1 healer for primal void ark please

>>155092451
Are you saying we DON'T eat food by slamming our faces into it?

>>155092375
Making that little kitty scream before relieving her pain with your soft dripping tongue

It's all i can think of pepe

>>155092419
>>155092432
nawww, it's just funny how easily someone can get others eating out of the palm of their hand

>>155092521
No! That's dangerous and messy besides! Eat it piece by piece, and please don't get any on me.

>>155092294
What kind of visit?

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>>155092579

Any BLMs who raid here?
How do you like raiding with it so far? I'm considering switching to it from BRD. I feel like the movement in midas would make it unenjoyable though.

>>155092640
>People talking about not smashing food into your dumb face as though that's normal.
I don't get this generation.

What's the opener for BLM?

>>155092812
u better have the patience of a god to prog new content on blm

>>155092838
I'm getting too old for this....

>>155092896
I'm pretty patient and I don't really see the reason to rage and BRD mains are pretty much masochists so I think I'll be okay?

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>>155092472
thanks
>>155092723
What kind do you want...?

>>155092891

pre cast sharp > quelling > ley lines

f1, eno, raging, f3, pot, f4, f4, f4, f1, convert, f4, f4, f4, b3, t1, b4

>>155092949
Wanna talk about video games?

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>>155092472
dam savage lmao heres a pic of a doggie

>>155093023
eh's a pretty good scholar but i dunno what else there is to say about him

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>>155092257
p-pls
>>155092275
I like apple strudels... or maybe spiced cider..
>>155092309
p-please that isn't how you compliment the chef normally
>>155092812
It is rewarding to learn the points where/how you can get the dps off

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>>155092935
Just because the animal has been killed and cooked, doesn't mean the fight for dominance is over.

In the case of fruit and vegetable the fight is more metaphorical but headbutting it is still extremely important.

>>155093054
i like ur dog putt

>>155092730
Just think about how messy it would be getting all of that succulent apple paste on every inch of her soft tight body then licking every last bit from every nook and cranny. Making her kick and squirm with every flick of your tongue.

>>155093124
You need Halone.

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>>155093023
I
do

>zettai btfo by amber

lol

F'whalon........

>>155092891
It is not generally accepted, but here's what I do.
sharp cast -> lightning -> raging/eno -> lighting 3 -> leylines/swiftcast -> fire 3 -> fire IV 3x -> fire 1 -> fire IV -> convert -> fire IV -> blizzard 3

>>155093108
How i properly compliment this cute chef?

>>155093227
oh shit so it is zettai it makes so much sense

>>155092949
do you watch animu. can we talk about that?

>>155092472
Your character is more revolting than your shitbox.
Makes me wish I could strangle someone through a computer screen.

>>155093412
what are you talking about

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>>155091803
Just have to contact me about it

>>155091926
I don't do either of those things so I have nothing to worry about, groovy

>>155093118
thanx i like yours too

>>155093570
my dog died a long time ago :(

>>155093124
i mean i like this part i just don't like the whole... burning her flesh off part

How do I get into fishing? I'm only level 1 and only did the intro quest like a year ago. I have no idea where to start.

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>>155093405
with a pat and a touching of the butt

>>155093651
Leves.. Lots of leves. And it helps to have a bit of gil.

>>155093730
>leves

Fishing can get by with straight up grinding and in some ranges it's flat out better. 50+ is all collectibles.

>>155092710
What the hell is this meltdown about?

>>155092472
Not really sure how you expect someone to leech the will out of another's soul through an MMO visit. Or really their money, dick, reputation or essence. It's time to put the books down

>>155093054
i wanna see inside those shorts

>>155093776
elitism

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Red, why does it rain literally every time I come here to breed chocobos. This is your doing isn't it.

>>155093776
A person F'wha thought was worse than him was clearing content earlier than him.

>>155093771
>grinding
This is like telling him to go to FATEs to level. Or telling someone that running across the highway is faster.

>>155092710
>F'wha losing the next to their name halfway through that log
lol

>>155093835
pst

>>155093730
>>155093771
>>155094002
But how do I do it. Like, what baits do I use and where?

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>>155093876
How exactly would I be responsible for something like that?

>>155093943
Yeah, I did. And it still reads like someone having an autism fit.

>>155094065
You cred so much that the Shroud never recovered

>>155094065
I've seen the kind of shit you get up to. I firmly believe this is well within your powers.

>>155094072
>It reads like someone having an autism fit.
Bingo

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>>155089072
ok last goth one

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>>155094121
>when you get up for 2 minutes and miss your queue you had been waiting in for an hour

What the hell. It wasn't even half full when I got up.

>>155094002
But FATEs are a fast way to level?

>>155094139
/pet

>>155092472
>Wow, you're so mysterious! I'm sure whoever meets with you will be met with an entirely genuine person not intent on leeching their will out of their soul. And possibly their money, dick, reputation, or just essence for the amusement of pain like the sick sadists most of the people here are.
>>155092294
PSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT *gasp*
PSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
*hyperventilate*
*gasp*
PSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>155094183
I thought your character was a huge lala from the thumbnail

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Why're Elezen so unpopular? I was playing around in character creation with them for the first time and the boys can certainly be fuk.

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can't believe godzilla lost to two larva...

>>155094249
faces are alright but the bodies are way too lanky and stretched out
plus they have really awkward animations and the worst run cycle in the game

>>155094110
My powers are strictly related to hot blooded justice. Maybe you're bringing a dour mood to the Shroud and the elementals responded?

Did you accidentally initiate a ritual of rain-making when setting your chocobos to breed on time? You can't pin this one on me.

>>155094086
Wow rude I'm lucky I have super strong skin or else I'd start crying again I mean for the first time cause I don't cry it's raining shut up

>>155094249
Giraffe necks and shitty running animations are the reasons I can think of.

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>i234
Lame, I thought I hate a week to screw around.

>>155094042
Bait will tell you where it's meant to be used, and it's cheap so if you have the room you can just grab all of them. Also they're level-restricted. Leves are great because you can just buy the fish off the market (if you're on a server where someone is keeping them stocked). Of course you could just sit there and fish for hours on end because it's so relaxed, but you should have a second monitor or have the game windowed. And yes, after lv50 you want to get Collectibles which can be unlocked in Mor Dhona.

>>155094194
But you're liable to kill yourself doing it.

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>>155094194
>But FATEs are a fast way to level?

>>155094249
Because of uncanny proportions and goofy animations

>>155094194
FATEs are irrelevant now. Where they used to work for the earlier HW dungeons, now you just do Palace of a Chirp. For the later HW dungeons, you don't do FATEs, either. You just do the dungeons themselves or stick to Palace. They only have a place in filling the queue time for dungeons as a DPS, but The Vault and Gubal Library queues are incredibly short

>>155094183
Didn't mean to quote that post. Just clicked it to open the post window.

>>155094234
lol

Fwha is asleep, now is the time to post your IGNs to get invited to the secret linkshell to discuss tomorrow's meltdown

>>155094335
>ignoring pre-HW

>>155094376
You don't do FATEs pre-HW at all

>>155093876
Rain is comfy

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s14qk980ut3E

>>155094008
Holy shit i never noticed. You can literally see the moment it happens. Timestamped and everything.

so about that 8th body..

>>155094631
Show me your first seven bodies then we'll talk about your eighth.

>>155093569
I want this elezen to hug me...

how often is the ultima horn fate?

>>155094008
>>155094472
that happens sometimes when people are in instances. it's there at the very end of the log.

>>155094631
I'm starting to think all of your slutposting is just a lure to web a poor dehydrated anon and get him to raid with you.

do lalas like roe.......

>>155094631
I'm all about the 0th body and the 9th spirit.
Please I just want to play La-Mulana 2 already.

Anyone else having a giggle over how the biggest issue people seem to have with 3.4's preview, is the Native American-style glamours?

>>155094734
Just when you think shrek couldn't get any creepier.

>>155094723
>grown man
>web
>man
>web
Do not speak if you don't have anything intelligent to say.