/owg/ OVERWATCH GE(rman power)NERAL

You should post this in the actual previous thread.

>>155019649
I did.

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GODDAMN REAPER.

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Blueblue.

i feel like the buff symmetra needs is this:

E: now applies a super-shield to allies, indicated with green color. This shield has 25 HP like before, but constantly regenerates at 5hp/s as opposed to regenerating after a delay. Symmetra stores 5 charges of shield and can rearrange them to stack multiple shields on a single ally by repeatedly casting on the same ally. Shields from several symmetras do not stack beyond 125hp.

Shift: Symmetra now spawns with 6 turret charges.

Bam, now symmetra is a support and not a gimped super-situational defense hero

3rd for lobotomized tracer

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Did they finally unfuck Pudge's hook yet?

I'm sick of people being thrown over my head and 5 feet away from me when I hook them.

symmetra's teleporter now applies shields to anyone using it

symmetra gets to give herself a shield as well if she uses her own

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Sorry anon, today is a day to reflect on grief and hardship.

>>155019770
Don't fuck with the chuck.

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>When you see this combination of characters you say in your head "it's one of those teams..."

Whats her name?
Reinhardt/Zarya/Ana here

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How do we fix these heroes:
>widowmaker
>symmetra
>torbjorn
>junkrat
>bastion
>soldier 76
>d.va
>pharah

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she looked better before

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>>155019781
You could literally do anything to her E and it would be more useful than what she currently has.

>>155019781
Fuck off her shield it an inherently flawed ability considering it doesn't scale with the given heroes health. It would be absolutely broken on heroes like Tracer while being virtually useless on someone like Roadhog.

They need to come up with a completely different function for her E. I liked the previous anon who suggests something like a healing totem that slowly heals surrounding team mates.

on the previous thread people wanted to give widows grapple a rework

which other games do you guys think would provide a good idea/inspiration for her new grapple ability? i personally prefer just cause 2

Any new sombra stuff out or are we stuck waiting for the percentage to go up?

>>155019919
>Not Thicc

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For the guy requesting the giant d.va in the latest thread.

>it's an other random Imp Mercy harassing you episode

>>155019781
5 shields x25 = 125 shields regenerating at 25/s
you faggots aren't cut out for this shit, you either underbuff them or make them op af
>6 charges
by the time you set up 3 properly you will get 4th and 5th, stop being a faggot.
She does need buffing but this is plain stupid

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>tfw missed american mccree

>>155020021
you don't understand

a super shield would regenerate at 5hp/s no matter how big it is

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>>155019778
SEE THE SMUGBOW
TASTE THE SMUGBOW
>tfw no many flavored qt Smugberries to fug

>>155019839
Waste of buffs/10
Literally nothing changes, gg

>>155020047
>tfw American McCree

My favorite skin easily. I refuse to even wear his gold skins purely for the fact I can administer freedom at several thousand feet per second to enemy heroes in this skin.

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Cutest and best pairing

>>155020047
it's ok anon there will be better skins eventually

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>>155019989
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>155019919
>symmetra
>shields now removed
>shift places damage turrets
>e places healing turrets
>exactly the same in terms of stats and limitations but instead of dealing damage it heals allies
>reduce turret limit to 5 each
>increase alt fire movement speed by 30%

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>>155019958
Bionic Commando
>lower cooldown
>can grab enemies and pull herself towards them, opposite of Roadhog's hook
>can swing on certain grappled surfaces
>can remove hero skins by grappling them

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>>155020092
Have a variety of berries in here.

>>155019919
junkrat needs less damage, and more trap uptime. the idea is to heard the sheep, but with such little ammo it's an unnecessary process with diminishing returns.

i'd say give him at least 1 more ammo, but with less waiting between shots. you want to create "no go zones" with your shots, but these days people just spray and pray.

if only defense heroes actually had a stronger identity. blizzard shouldn't feel the need to keep them weak because they will always be outclassed by offense heroes.

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Reminder that Reaper76 is abusive but Rein76 is sweet and pure. that doesn't make Reaper76 bad or anything though

>>155019958
Make it shorter cd and make it so she can actually swing with it, maybe grab lightweight heroes if you're generous

>>155020062
>suddenly a tracer at 275 health with health regen
>suddenly a zenyatta at 325 health

Nigga you dumb. DUMB.

>>155019919
>widowmaker

We give her the ability to shoot continuously in scope where if you keep the mouse button pressed the gun automatically shoots when charged 50%. This gives a easier way to track the targets while shooting good damage on a good fire rate just like Ana shots.

This is how I am able to have Gold damages and elims on my widow games and able to efficiently kill tanks with training timing and aim for my shots.

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>>155020131
>can remove hero skins by grappling them

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>>155019982
because she is not thicc

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>>155020120
>not McCree x Hana

>>155019815
Get fucked your hero is shit.

>play competitive
>teammates are unable to switch to counters
>another game
>mercy goes afk

Why is it always my team that attracts the retards, this statistical mystery has to be solved

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I hate having to play support all the time becuase no one else will
I just managed a game as 4 gold D.va but I'm always stuck on Mercy or Lucio
Fucking can't even go Zen becuase no one else will help out with the heals.

>>155020062
>Tracer at 275 hp, 40% of it regenerates constantly.
Nah

>>155019982
How can she be thicc when she has a skinny face?

>>155019815
I'm sick of being hooked through two walls
t. Tracer

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>>155019201
I want you to imagine for one second making your idea apply to Reinhardt and Zarya's shields

Do you see how stupid and unintuitive it sounds, it would also render D.Va's tanking even more worthless than pre-buff since it can't reliably stop everything coming in

>>155020126
this nigger knows whats up, this nigger right here
>>155020131
why the hell would you want to actually get close to an enemy?

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>>155020202
>>155020131
>>155019958
I'd actually like to see creative grappling lines, like in the Alive short, allowing players to dangle upside down using it, or firing it like a zipline.

You could make it so that grapple lines only disappear if an enemy shoots the hook end of it, allowing Widow to craft an actual web of lines to traverse a map more easily over the course of the game.

>>155020193
Rein/anyone is sweet and pure
There's nobody in the cast that I can't imagine him having a very warm and loving relationship with

>>155020126
For symetry purposes the amout of damage turrets has to be equal to the amount of healing turrets.

>>155020224
how exactly is a 275 health tracer different from a tracer with orb of harmony, shooting somebody with orb of discord, other than you can't easily one-shot him with your ebin cowboy main?

also, the shield regenerates at 5hp/s. payloads heal attackers for 10hp/s. lucio heals 12.5hp/s.

>>155019919
>Widowmaker
Most people would cry again but bring back quickscoping. I fucking hate tanks and quickscoping headshots demolished them.

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>blizzard only gives her blue and pale smugberry flavors
>the only things that change are the wrappers

why is blizzard so anti-women of color?

>>155020415
Dude, dangling upside down to snipe would be fun

>>155020224
add torb armor and then we're talking

>>155020254
Why do you all creeps want poor D.va to get groped by +35 year old men.

>>155019919
>Widowmaker
I can't think of a way to fix her
If you're good with her, you're REALLY GOOD

>Symmetra
Make her somehow useful to attacking teams
Maybe improve her shields somehow
Someone said something about transforming some the teammates' life into shield instead of just adding those miserable 25 and I'm all for that

>Torbjorn
Making turrets should be a little more difficult for him, but turrets should last longer/be more useful
Also make the ult charge last a little longer

>Junkrat
Maybe fix him so he doesn't kill any character with health lower than 300 in a fraction of a second by shooting randomly at any direction??

>Bastion
Make him CUTER <3<3

>Soldier
What? He's one of the best characters bro

>D.Va
Make her walk a little faster as she shoots
That's all I'm asking right now as a guy who loves playing D.Va

>Pharah
WHO NEEDS FIX WHEN YOU GOT JUSTICE?

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Why dont we just push Eichenwalde like this?

>it's a "symmetra and zen are picked and zen won't change to a solo healer so you have to play 3 supports" episode

>>155020341
I never said hooking through walls the issue. I'm glad they remove it.

I'm just wondering when they are going to make it so my hook actually brings people to me, rather than a comfy 10 feet away from me where my shotgun does fuck all.

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>>155020415
>make Widowmaker a pinata
This is easily one the of top ten stupidest things I've read on this thread so far.

>>155019931
Technology is a wonderful thing anon...

Anything new from the ARG?

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>>155020630

>Mfw that actually works against my 9/10 of my teams

>>155020630
>D.va
>Phara
>Winston
>Mercy
>Genji

Just jump that point and flank, It's actually a little walk back for the defending team to get back to you and you'll have the upper hand.

>>155020576
IT'S PURE LOVE

>>155020696
DELET THIS MODS MODS MOOOOOODS

>>155020641
Given how the meta's going, that's going to be the norm soon anyway along with 3 tanks so you might as well get used to it now.

>>155020507
Tracer is designed to have abysmal health. She's not supposed to be defending herself from damage she's supposed to avoid it alltogether. Giving her essentially an 80% health boost is fucking retarded. Giving anyone 125 health on top of their current is FUCKING RETARDED.
The only reason torb gets away with his 75 armour packs is because of the heavy retrictions placed on it. Your suggestion is basically 'lol what if instead of giving everyone shield, i can give it to 1 guy!'. There's a reason why you can't do that and it's because it would be overpowered as fuck.

>>155019919
>>155020589
I just thought of a way to fix Widow

Make her grappling hook cooldown a little shorter

>>155020696
>dismisses a great idea while making it sound even better
Confirmed for Talon scumbag

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>>155019919
I dunno about the characters but I have suggestion for you.

>>155020745
I know of that strat, but this way you can keep the whole team together if you wanted to have heros with more bite to them.

totally not a blizzard shill here guys, but what do you goyim think about the item shop opening ALL unlockable items to purchase via microtransactions?

also what about buying lootboxes one by one?

>>155020696
D.va is more like Asuka tbqh, real bitch

>>155021015
Why would you be a Blizzard shill if you're suggesting ideas that Blizzard already said they don't want to do?

What happened to the other 75 soldiers?

>>155021065
Yeah but unlike Asuka, D.Va is actually useful.

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>>155020435
Is Reinrat ok too?

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>>155021184
Robots got em

Who is McCree supposed to counter? Tracer and Genji?

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>>155021224
Any shipping of Junkrat with anyone is bad and you should feel bad.

He's a psycho-sadist who enjoys stealing and blowing up shit. Petty garbage like love escapes him.

>Junrats face when someone tries to explain to him what "love" is

>>155021224
Reinhardt is not for sexual

>>155021269
do you have HP?
do you like keeping that HP?

then mccree counters you

>>155019919
symmetra
>turrets also slowly heal allied shields and barriers in a medium radius around them. Effect does not stack
>turrets can be placed at longer horizontal range
>bonus shield increased to 35

>>155021269
>McCree countering tracer

This is what people believe?

>>155021389
flashbang + hs and she's dead so yes.

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>>155020745
Wouldnt that require actual ability?
Like Ive seen plenty of people mess up the jump as winston, pharah and genji.

The other way is almost idiot proof so long as Mei places her wall correctly.

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>>155021314
>Any shipping of Junkrat with anyone is bad and you should feel bad.
>He's a psycho-sadist who enjoys stealing and blowing up shit. Petty garbage like love escapes him.
If only there was another psycho-sadist murderer that would get along with him...

>>155021269
He's also good against Pharah if you can aim worth a shit.

>>155021389
Tracer needs to get right in someone ass to do significant damage. This just so happens to be within stun grenades and fan the hammers range.

>>155019919
>>widowmaker
She's fine just hard to use. Sniping will always be a case of lethal when done well.

>>symmetra
Whats wrong with her? She's very situational but it works

>>torbjorn
Torb is meant to have a low skill ceiling, Both him and Bastion are fine as they are.

>>junkrat
He's fine as he is, Maybe a slight rework to give him more kills but doing less damage

>>bastion
Same with Torb, He is for low level players not for high level play. If anything the guy needs a slight nerf to make him dealable with newcomers. If you feel he needs a buff you're missing the point of him

>>soldier 76
Hes fine

>>d.va
We've seen her get a buff, How about how in the buff?

>>pharah
Slightly less damage or splash reduction.

>>155021269
He counters everoyone

>>155021224
Ships on the sole basis of fetishes are all bad.

At least stick to ships with decent evidence of potentially being canon.

>>155021389
Tracer has no fucking counter
She just blinks from Mei and Winston.

>>155021269
He's soft counter for everyone if you know how to aim

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>>155021314
That's why he needs someone to tame him, anon! Anything is possible with kindness and patience.

>>155021325
They're not even having sex.

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>pick Zarya
>kill a Mercy
>spam "No Mercy"

>>155021490
Flahsbang isn't that long range and you can kill him on long range.

>>155021512
You and I both know that the "Mei is evil" meme is from the communities hatred of her, and not canon.

Widowmaker is really the only true bad female character, but she seems way too meticulous to ever entertain Junkrat's borderline psychosis.

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What the most SR that someone can lose in one game?

>>155021752
>you can kill him on long range.
with tracer????

>>155021572
What fetish are you talking about? It's a ship based on the kindest and purest character straightening out the most crooked and fucked up one.

>Tfw maining Pharah in ranked

>Tfw realising she's a lot better than she gets credit for

Despite mccree's existence, she's so fucking good

Attacking from above people is next level flanking. Its an angle nobody else uses properly.

If you're good at aiming you can pick off supports so easily.

Her ults pretty garbage though

>win
>gain only 2 sr

Extremely retarded

>>155021617
>Tracer has no counter

Spamming grenades in a chokepoint as Junkrat does a petty good job at pissing off enemy Tracers.

So /owg/, what are we getting in this tuesdays update?

>>155021843
No its size kink shit and that artist does it because she has a size kink. It's the same reason Rein is shipped with Lucio and its so popular.

>>155021512
Her tongue and pussy are going to get stuck to him and there will be nothing she can do.

>>155021924
Nothing but bugfix

>>155021924
Disappointment.

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Is it just me, or is Mercy one of the most scariest heroes in the game?

She's so nice and beautiful, but has participated in some very questionable and fucked up medical experiments. I can only imagine the thought's behind that innocent expression.

>>155022061
she's just a female medic

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>>155022061
You better watch yourself when around her.

>>155021945
N-no it's not, anon.

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>>155022163
>Literally preformed Frankenstein experiments on Soldier and Reaper
>Just a female medic

>>155022264
>Literally preformed Frankenstein experiments
the medic has NEVER done this nope definitely not.

>don't allow people to pick Symmetra or any defense hero who isn't Junkrat in comp
There, I fixed comp

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>>155022061
>turns friend into cyborg ninja
>turns former friend into ghost monster
>they're both perfectly cognitive of their situations and haven't lost any mental functions along the way.
Based Mercy MD

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>>155021787
>You and I both know that the "Mei is evil" meme is from the communities hatred of her, and not canon.
I don't give a shit what other people say. If someone goes around freezing people in place to plant an icicle in their skull while sweetly saying "Sorry" with a smile on their face is certainly not good.

>Widowmaker is really the only true bad female character, but she seems way too meticulous to ever entertain Junkrat's borderline psychosis.
Fine. But keep in mind that shit like the atom bomb was created by a pacifist.

>>155022264
What did she do to 76? I don't remember anything about that.

What she did to Genji is pretty disturbing too though.

>>155022335
t. silver surfer

>>155022449
That visor and his scars weren't a fashion choice.

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>>155022061

Ok, I feel bad against Bastions as Mei/McCree/Pharah

They just won't move even though I out range them

>>155021945
At least Rein and Lucio have some kind of positive voiceline interactions so you can kinda flub something up from that.

Also they're both cute.

>>155022526
That's exactly who I'd expect

>>155022498
>>155022449

Mercy never touched 76

He has the visor because its stolen overwatch tech and he has the scars because he was blown up.

MercyFags need to stop pretending their character is more important than it already is

>>155021856
>Maining pharah

Literally consider suicide.

Zarya should have her shields cooldown switched. Not shooting her when she has 0 charge works, not shooting the reaper in your face doesn't.

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>>155019872
Ok, but let's also look into the future with hope at least

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>>155022498
Why does he need the visor though? And I assume the scars were inflicted by Reaper.

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Where are my plat bros at?

>Have discord orb on tracer for 4 seconds
>she recalls taking her 3 seconds into the past
>loses the discord orb

woooooooow

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I love Hana.

>>155022629
Overwatch's HQ was based in Switzerland, and considering he was inside when it was blown to fuck in back...It's completely logical to assume that Mercy might had had a hand in ensuring his survival.

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>>155022463

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I just realised that I'm missing the same tooth as Junkrat, kinda neat.

>>155022897

IIRC Mercy wasnt anyway near the base when it blew up.

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>>155021945
>Mad because Junkrat is cute!

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>>155021856
Pharah is fun to play as despite what /owg/ will try and tell you.

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>>155022890
And she loves me.

>>155022952
Even neater if you're missing the same arm and leg

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>>155020538
I wish there was a green qt

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>>155022972
Kill yourself

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What is she trying to say?

>>155020254
Post art of that

>>155023145
She wet herself again and needs to borrow your underwear.

>>155023220
>>155023145
>implying she wears underwear

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>>155023038
I badly fucked up my right leg as a kid and I still limp on it

I want to become Junkrat

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>>155020576
Because older men are best kind of men. Besides if you don't want to get groped by that then you are seriously gay

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>>155023292
You have a long way to go. This will help you get started.

http://www.dvc.org.uk/cygnet/tthb.pdf

>>155023220
Fuck you that's my fetish.

>tfw no art or fics of it whatsoever

>>155023287
This
Skin tight suits you'll either go commando or wear a thong to avoid people actually seeing the outline of your panties.

>>155022264
I believe they mean a female counterpart to TF2's Medic, who is arguably the most "questionable" of any doctor I've ever heard of.

>>155022972
I'm starting to think we should trace back these instagram pics and alert the girl in them that some autist is using them in these mongolian kneeting subreddit.

You know, a good Genji is a fucking pain in the ass, even after the nerf, but a good winston/hog will keep him in check.
A good tracer on the other hand is fucking unstopable, if your team doesn't have a good Mcree, Its a painfull experience for your supports

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>>155021224
Shipping Reinhardt with anyone is haram. He sees all men as either fellow justice fighters or adversaries, and all women as fair ladies

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>tfw you can't select to avoid sub 40% comp winrate Ana's anymore.

Just fucking kill me now thanks senpai.

when does this season end?

>>155023586

>Winrate = skill

I guess all those Genjis that change characters 10 seconds before the end of game are pros

>>155023580
Is that guy grabbing Rein's cock?

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>>155023198

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>>155022163
I suggest you do not compare your inadequate pathetic whore to Herr Doktor

>>155023437
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=58743450

>>155022897
If that was the case then, first, they would have banter, and second - it would have been mentioned in the lore. So stop pulling shit out of your ass

>>155023524
And a good McCree is GG.

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>>155023720
>>155023198

>>155023737
ok sorry but it is clear that mercy is an attempt to copy the medic.

>>155019957
>healing totem

So, the exact same thing as 76's E?

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>>155023738
Thanks anon, going to fap to this tonight.

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>>155023720
> tfw you'll never be D.va and service McCree and Hanzo at the same time

>>155023967
Yeah, but less healing and more permanent.

>>155023910
>blizzard in charge of originality
>yfw genji and hanzo are just raiden and jetstream Sam from Metal Gear Rising
>yfw reaper is shadow the hedgehog
>yfw roadhog is LITERALLY pudge
>junkrat is mad max demoman
i guess originality doesn't sell loot boxes :^)

>>155024056
Like Batista and Rey Mysterio

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>>155023910
Well, of course she is. Unfortunately somewhere along the way she lost all charisma the medic has and half his toolkit as well. And her accent is shit too. So yeah. A failure - into the trash she goes.

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placement at 2.7k ish, took around 15 more games to get to 3k

>>155024236
ok

>>155023402
Well, thanks for putting me on the govt. watch list.

>>155020507
Because now she has orb of harmony, attacking a discorded opponent with an extra 125hp that is always regenning and oh wait she just got Torb armor...yeah you're a fucking idiot.

>>155024112
these are a stretch tbqh

>>155023287
>>155023452
She wear a battlethong
>Will never be the pig that handles her laundry
sigh

>>155024345
If you aren't already on a government since adolescence then you were never destined to become Junkrat.

>>155024302
>>155024236
forgot to put it in, but how is everyone else's struggle going

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>>155024457

>>155024345 isn't me, he's just a poser. I'm the true Junkrat.

>Make genji reflect hitbox not stupid huge
>Make it so melee still affects him
thats it

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Fareeha!

>>155024575
agreed, even if they don't nerf his deflect I want it to show it's actual width

>>155024575
please stop asking for genji changes while mccree continues to exist

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FOR FUCK SAKE ALL I WANT TO DO IS BE NICE TO MY ENEMIES.
WHY IS EVERYONE IN QUICKPLAY SUCH ASSHOLES
ALL I DO IS WAVE AND EMOTE SO THEY PUMP ME FULL OF LEAD
WHYYYYYYYY

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>>155024031
>tfw you will never tag team a cute asian girl with your bf

>>155024781
Genji main please, don't Deflect the topic.

>>155024236
>tfw placed at 2400 because I did my placements a week late, was forced to main Lucio and Mercy during the placements, and had retards who refused to do ay set up other than 1 tank 1 healer

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>>155024676
Young pharah

>Shit talk enemy team
>Tell them they didnt even deserved 3rd point (We won 4-3, they pushed all the way from halfway through 2 to 3's end on overtime)

>Enemy team member says I didnt deserve to win either, was my team carrying me
>Right as my % of team's kills commendation card pops up

Any better feels?

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>>155024536

Nothing I try fucking works, gold is like a bunch of crabs in a bucket keeping me down. Platinum when

>>155024781
>genji main deflecting the situation
poetic

>>155024203
Sadly she's still popular because they realized she didn't have the charm of the original and made her an attractive pure waifu
She won't turn out to be evil or even ethically dubious, I guarantee you that if they expand on her character she'll be unambiguously good and nice

>>155024551
No, I am not, that's all you. I am perfectly fine with just a robot left arm.

Which, by the way, is never explained in McCree's case. Did he lose it on a Blackwatch mission? Did he have it removed just for gits and shiggles? I must know.

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>>155024905

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>>155024925
Everyone complimenting and congratulating each other on how well they did after a fair and balanced game.

>earthshatter is ready
>"you're powered up!"

>>155024865
i have literally 0mins played on genji
i just want people to stop bitching about someone who isnt even in the realm of the railgod and actually complain about the correct character

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>>155024851
>ywn stroke D.Va's massive cock while she rides you relentlessly.

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People at 2k don't seem to understand one simple fact about overwatch: it's about coordinating efforts with your teammates. This is the only reason ELO hell exists, and it's in the 0-2500 range. I believe retards charging alone at a 6 man enemy team don't exist beyond this rank, but that needs confirming.

>>155025159
but Hana Song is a girl?

>>155025214
If 0-2500 is hell, 2501-3000 is purgatory

>>155025051
>expand on her character
>implying she has any character at all
bitch's as bland as it gets. No zest at all
And you're probably right - there's literally no way they'll manage to make her even remotely interesting, since they are seemingly set on making her 'good'.

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>inb4 >quickplay

sometimes I want to relax from ranked with quickplay games in the morning, but I can't with a team like this.

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>>155025125
maybe someday, anon

>>155019880

>genji
>lucio
>zarya

Team unkillable.

>>155025292
if you insist on playing support, ana is not the hero this team needs.

>>155025139
Yes ok, nobody at all bitches about McCree.
Take your head out of the dirt or just go back to playing as Genji again.

>>155025248
see
>>155020696

>>155025292
you can't really complain if you are playing ana

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>>155025302
STOP WITH THE SAD SHIT! You're making me even more depressed! Post happy! Or at least lewd

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>>155023683
>I guess all those Genjis that change characters 10 seconds before the end of game are pros.

>whiteknighting for massively underperforming healsluts that never change hero or aproach and choose to blame the team every time.

Did you even take a minute to check their winrate compared to hours played?
And at least they change heroes and not get autistic towards the team about their picks.
Next you're going to tell me that Ana is great for all of the KOTH maps right?

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>>155025214
>be 2400
>pick Lucio
>try to coordinate and make pushes happen with my ult and speed boost
>works occasionally but usually nobody responds or they try once and never group up again after one failed push

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>>155024816
you're helping them. people love a waving, smiling target

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>>155022264
>just a female medic
reminder that tf2 medic ripped out living heart, blew it up, and then slapped in glowing loch-ness monster heart while the patient was alive.

>>155024236
>First season trying ranked.
>Mostly because i just recently hit level 25
>Play placements
>get 2608 rating

not that hard really.

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>>155025448
happiest moment in overwatch history

>>155024816
>they have to deal with their own team picking choices that don't compliment theirs
>they see a smug looking faggot waving at them, mocking their existence
Be honest anon. What would you do?

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>>155025448
I only have lewd

>in top 6% for objective time as Lucio
Is this good or nah? I think I get the gold for that every single match I play.

>>155025725
>top 6%
>"is this good?"

Are you just asking if it's okay for Lucio to be contesting the objective? He can be pretty hard to kill, so I don't really see a problem with it I guess.

>>155025390
>>155025410
>DPS autists refuse to play anything but DPS so I have to cater to them

nah thats not how that works

>>155024816
Waving is inferior to spamming crouch while slowly moving towards people

Nothing gets me giggling like a vibrating Roadhog

>want to learn Genji because he's next on my "get atleast 5 hours with" list
>try to instalock him on every suitable map
>80% chance of another self-proclaimed genji main locking him in too
how the fuck are you supposed to react to this
2 genjis is fucking stupid for the rest of the team, even more so when one of them is not able to contribute as much because he's still getting the hang of the character
but if I change every time this happens I'll end up never playing him

>>155025640
>making children cry
Why?

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>>155023737
>Vhen the patient voke up, his skeleton vas missing, and zhe doktor was never heard from again! Hahahahahha
>Anyway, zhat's how I lost my medical license.
Mercy can't even come close

>>155019919
reduce rip tire to six seconds

>>155025596
Depends on what you find more impressive: Keeping someone alive or bring someone back from the dead.

>>155025926

>I want to win
>I'll pick the worst healer possible for a team without a tank because i'm stubborn

That's literally what you said, even Mercy would be a better pick for that group

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tfw stopped playing a week after release and so have all my friends
At least the sniffs were good

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Anyone on PS4 looking to group up?
ID is Citrus-Orbs
I can play 2 to 10

>>155025596
And the patient only got better after that. A true master of his trade

>>155025930
Every time I see a lounging Junkrat, I switch to Roadhog and fuck him in the ass with crouch-spam.

Dumb bitch gon learn today.

>>155025962
Well, that's one 1HL isn't in quick play, I assume. Just bite the bullet and be "that guy" for a little while. If your team is gonna get all butthurt about it, they can go play competitive.

Maybe a bit callous but as you say, how else are you supposed to learn? Better in the free-for-all of QP than shitting it up for a team in competitive after all.

>spend 4 ults during a hard fought skirmish
>manage to kill the entire enemy team except for one
>someone suddenly comes out of hiding, running around the corner
>it's Mercy
>HELDEN STERB-
>we kill her before she even finishes her line
>5 enemies get ressurected and we get destroyed

How is this fair? Mercy can negate everything your team has done. Every firefight boils down to: ''did we kill the Mercy or not?''. Why does it charge so fast, why is it instant?

Why doesn't it have a 2-second casting time/only works when you have a line of sight/something similar? This is broken as fuck.

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>comp junkrat match on lijang tower
>tracer tells me to switch to a second healer
>tell him to because I felt like I was doing well as junkrat
>"why would I switch when I have 40 Elims and 16k damage faggot"
>tell him I have 38 Elims and 18k damage
>"you're lying"
>ask him how I know he's not lying
>"lmao just admit you're lying kid"

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>>155025448
All anyone posts is lewd. Sometimes it better to remind people what makes the lewd good.

>>155026095
no i'm shit and don't like using my mic

>>155026007
>the patient is still alive even with his skeleton removed
Just how fucking good IS that guy?

>>155026038
>That's literally what you said

where did I say that I wanted to win? I said I wanted to relax. Ana can 1v1 any non tank in the game in quickplay, thats why I play her, because I can't rely on my team to protect me. We won by the way :^)))

>blast faces off as Reaper
>DEFEAT
>heal as Mercy
>VICTORY
I don't like this and yet, ironically, she's who I wanted to main before I got the game.

>>155026221
I'm only Platinum and I only use my mic to coordinate

>Rapid Discord

kill me now familie

>>155026007
Why are Overwatch characters so inadequate compared to TF2 characters? TF2's characters manage to be more developed through a bunch of little comedy shorts than Overwatch's do through a bunch of serious lore.

>>155025986
It had to be done to rid the world of that omnic scum.

>>155026251

You wouldn't be that annoyed by your team comp if you just wanted to "relax"

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>>155024816
>playing Bastion in QP on attack because it's fun
>jump out the building behind the chokepoint into sentry mode and start spraying at some torbjorns
>hear quiet beeps behind me
>turn around to see an enemy D.va doing the Game On emote just behind me on sentry form
After we captured Point A, me, an Ana and their D.va just sat up at the right courtyard messing around, and a Soldier from our team kept coming back to kill the D.va but she booped him off the map, twice

>>155026337

Blizzard is scared of the retard's reaction if they make any character more complicated than a stereotype. So we're stuck with stronk russian lady and XxLinkinPark420xX

>>155019919
>junkrat
remove him entirely
that not only fixes the character but also improves the game dramatically

>>155026383
hanamura attack, forgot to mention the map woops

>>155026251
>i dont care about winning but i care about my team comp
>also had to point out you won and how good you are
you just come off as an angry autist

>>155026337
Because there's more of them

>>155025840
>>top 6%
>>"is this good"
I can't tell if your mocking me or what

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>>155026058

>>155026348
>>155026550
I don't care if I lose every game in quickplay, because that's not what matters. Getting wrecked for 6 minutes straight because you don't have a tank or any form of damage blocking isn't fun, relaxing, or whatever you want to call it.

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>>155025110

>>155020630
Sorry I'm retarded, what exactly am I looking at

>>155026737
>Getting wrecked for 6 minutes straight because you don't have a tank or any form of damage blocking isn't fun
but you said you won so you can't have been

>>155026337
Overwatches world seems to be more serious than TF2s, plus theres only 9 characters and a lot of them had no real defining characteristic until their meet the team short.
Also almost the entire TF2 cast can be narrowed down too different degrees of psychopaths

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>>155026020
I just think that keeping someone alive with ubercharge + overheal is better than revive since meds actually try to heal players rather than "oh i'm just gonna let him die, i'll just revive him later when more people die from me not healing" and end up not reviving because its not common for entire team to die at once. I've seen many mercy players trying to do a multiple revive just for their potg and end up never healing or revive

and revive is easily counterable since it takes around 2 seconds before revived dudes can move which is why i play s u p e r i o r z e n and keep people alive

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>>155027126

Genji worth investing more time into? Almost diamond and wanna know if he can still carry-ish

>>155020341
i think you mean
>t. Racer

>>155027226
Can't carry like he use to but still very strong

>>155026020
The Medic does bring people back to life, mind you. He has the technology, though perhaps not on the grand scale of Mercy's ult.
Do keep in mind that Overwatch is a futuristic setting, while TF2 takes place in the late 1960's.

>>155020341
how would you fix it?
it's clearly a latency issue.

>>155026228
>ex nazi medic
>"fuck Hippocratic oath lol"
>uses broken rocket launcher that heals people, probs a tech from Nazi
>rips beating heart out of people and slaps a new one
>healing not only repairs tissue damage, but clothing too (refer to Meet the Medic)
>invincibility
>literally revives people in MvM modes

He must have worked in a Nazi division that tortures aliens for these sweet tech

>>155026760
Mei walls off at an angle to allow people an almost free rout to the side building, rein can charge his shield a little, and if bastion is there, he cant melt both rein and his shield.

>>155027493
Oh right, thanks. Been getting into Mei lately so I'm trying to figure out how to be even more of a cheap cunt

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qt

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>Jump into QP since I'm a sliver of xp from a level
>On Attack
>Go Zen
>Other teammates:
>Genji
>Genji
>Mei
>Torb
>Mercy
We won.

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Best girls

>>155026095
Lucio shitter here I'll add you later

>>155026962
>No defining characteristic
>Literally all 9 have distinct silhouettes with different playstyles/weapons/voices/taunts/mannerisms from varying countries

I'm not following you, I require additional reasoning.

>>155025704
IN QUICKPLAY I WOULD WAVE BACK. CLEARLY THEY'RE BEING N ICE CONSIDERING THEY AREN'T SHOOTING ME
>>155025930
I DO BOTH. NEITHER WORK

>>155027915
Overwatch has all of that aswell

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>>155021856
>Tfw maining Pharah
I know that feel bro

the ult is indeed trash

>>155026962
>Boston brony basher with ADHD
>Overly patriotic war-fanatic American with brain damage from Lead poisoning
>literally a psychopath
>drunk scottish cyclops that bombs himself for propulsion in air
>Carb addicted soviet with minigun fetish
>11 PhD just to kill people
>Insane Nazi doctor that loves experimenting his coworkers
>Aussie sniper that throws his own piss at people for bants
>Frog that fucks scoot's mum with magical disguise kit

If Blizzard did this to our waifus and the heroes then fans would riot.

>>155026201
Welcome to TF2 except half the players actually know about uber advantage and the other half have never played a FPS before

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Do people actually have a problem with Hanamura?
Its so easy to push if you have a D.va or Genji.

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>>155027821
>Mei
Incorrect.

>>155028190
git gud fartlover

Is it normal to usually get silver medals as Zarya or do I suck? Sometimes I get golds, but not nearly as much as with Roadhog, for example. It doesn't seem like her main point has a medal for it. Damage done and objective time, maybe? Or am I supposed to be getting eliminations and shit? Can't imagine ever out-eliminating other team mates especially when her ultimate is basically "here team mates, you get a bunch of kills instead"

She is fun as hell, I don't have fun because I look at gold medals, I just want to make sure it's normal and I'm not sucking.

>>155027409
>Medic being the human monster that alien invaders tell horror stories about to each other
I believe it, the good doctor is very, very resourceful.

>>155027224


Zenyatta is a fuckin beast

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>>155019781
>symmetra, lucio, ana and genji
>give super-shield to genji
>NANOBOOST ADMINISTERED
>PUMP UP THE VOLUME
>THE DRAGON BECOMES ME

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>>155028291
no idea what you're talking about

>climbed to 2827 SR

I just want to reach 3k. Is this the hardest stretch?

What if 2 POTG's were picked every single game, and when the match completes the team votes which one to watch

And all you know about the play is the player + hero they used for it?

>>155028285
that's fucking gross and if you like it you're more autistic than a sonic fanfic writer

>>155028059
Yes it does, I do not argue. I thoroughly enjoy the multinational thing they did with the OW characters. Though, in terms of playstyles, Overwatch does overlap a bit, if only for the fact that it is hard to make a unique role for 20+ characters.

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Am i gay /owg/?

>>155028681
If you picked Lucio because you are sexually attracted to him, perhaps a little bit.

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Hey guys I'm back near master, what kind of auto loss game do you think I'll get for my next match?

>my competitive teams are more successful when I play Mercy instead of Reaper/Pharah or Reinhardt
Basically I have to babysit these idiots because they don't know what a fucking support is suppose to do and not get showered with commends. Same as when I play Reaper.
God dammit I hate people.

Reminder that Mei players have no souls
In fact killing Mei shouldn't drop souls for Reaper, Blizz should fix that

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>One bastion can handle like 3-5 owerwatch heroes/agents when on open area.
>One owerwatch agent can easily dispatch like 10 normal soldier, maybe even lot more as seen on Soldiers/Winstons/Hanzos/Widows trailer.
Now we can count that one bastion could easily take out at least 30-50 humans and they were fighting on fucking open field so how the fuck humans managed to win?

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>>155028190
At least your ult goes off instantly and can do some damage.

I have to stand there looking like a retard for a good couple seconds while a giant beacon from my eye that basically says "PLEASE KILL ME"

Most difficults and consequently most rewarding heroes in each cathegory.
Support: Mercy
Offense: Pharah
Defense: Mei
Tank: Zarya

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>>155028808
~~UPDATE~~ on my 'about to be master rank' game

One of our team members was AFK, but we won the first point 5v6 almost instantly anyway cause I killed both their supports, but then the AFK guy left the match and the match was cancelled.

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>>155028974
>Pharah
>Most difficult Offense hero

>all this ana play in comp
>barely d tier
what gives?

>>155028974
Zarya and Mei, yes.

Pharah and Mercy? No.

>>155028974
Pharah is not hard senpai. I can't aim for shit and she's the offense hero I'm best with.

>>155029061
good luck anon

>>155028929
Welcome to sci-fi 101 class.
Rule #1 - humans are special.
Rule #2 - Regardless of how outnumbered and outgunned the humans are they always win thanks to the power of heart and because of Rule #1

>>155028929

Overwatch strike teams took out the god AIs

There are literally no omnic "soldiers" left outside of bastion, well there was other than the godzilla mech in korea and the ones invading russia.