/nepgen/ - Neptunia General #1010

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First for Trump

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Threadly reminder that best nep isn't even from a Hyperdimension Neptunia game

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Friendly reminder that Neps are s-straight.

>>154923068
Friendly reminder that this is a good thing.

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>>154923068
Friendly reminder that Neps aren't straight.

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>>154922769
You are wrong a little.

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>>154923541
No. Not at all

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Also praise green hair!

Slow down on the pictures.

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>>154922668
I don't know how long has it been now but apparently that MegaTagmension Blanc announcement was either removed or link is faulty one?

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>>154923708
Red hair is good, too.

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>>154923794
Never. Have some best goddess.

>>154923453
Nah. Noire is close though.

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>>154923794

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I like when Noire is true to her feelings.

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I love Nepgear!

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>>154924082
So many issues with this screenshot.

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>>154924181
Do you like this one better? A kind anon provided them so it's thanks to him.

I love Nepgear!

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>>154924370
Maybe I should add some blur to my pictures too.

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>>154923892
What a slutty body, a shares demon.

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>>154924447
That, good sir, suits me fine

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>>154924370
>>154924082
Gotta hate that there murderer, so lovely.

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>>154924535
But I really love Nepgear. I want to live with, help, do lots of things like holding hands while walking around Planeptune with Nepgear.

>>154924745
You mean that desolate wasteland SHE is responsible for? If I were you, I would've run, run far away from the monster you call Nepgear.

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>>154924745
>holding hands
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM

>>154924006
Yabba dabba delete this.

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>>154924990
Nay.

>>154924990
But her eyes are closed.

>>154925127
CPUs don't want to hurt their family and friends. End of story.

>>154924745
I bet you want to cuddle Nepgear, holding hands while your fingers are crossed

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>>154925208
Just in case she slides a knife in to your spine?

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>>154925208
Yes! A cuddle while holding hands with Nepgear is lovely.

>>154925516
CALL THE FUCKING COPS, THIS FILTHY DEVIANT IS ON THE LOOSE

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>>154925516
Too lewd, too lewd

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>>154925516

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>>154926445
>wanting to hold hands with an anon
T-t-that's far l-lewder!

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Big Nep is MADE for nepping!

Who here wants to nep this?

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>>154926864
LEWD

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>>154926194
delete it!

>>154926864
>>154926995
>Not wanting to hold hands with innocent gearnon
>He is defenseless
>You can hold his hand tighly
>He will gladly tighten his hold on your hands with a cute smile

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>>154927502
What's next? Intertwining fingers?

>>154927585
>You can put fingers between his
>He would gladly hold your other hand and intertwine his cute, soft, little fingers against yours
>Smile at you like an angel

>>154927725
I.. need a cold shower.

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>want top nep hat
>it's even on official store
>for damn $40
>no shipping to Europe

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>>154927725
>DOUBLE CROSSFINGERS HAND HOLDING
E-E-E-EXTREMELY L-L-LEWD!!! SHAMELESS! MONSTER! PERVERT!

>>154927813
Serves you right for being a frog Quentin

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>>154927813
http://store.iffyseurope.com/collections/merchandise

>sold out

>>154927913
>we created Top Nep
>thanks to us, Iffy made a lot of dosh
>not a single thank
IFFY, YOU DUMMY

>>154927913
Well shit. It was there just a few hours ago.

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>>154927502
>>154927725
I feel all dirty now, thanks

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>>154926982
More pictures are required for me to make an appropriate analysis

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Tiara.
I hate her.
I love her.

I love hating her.
It's complicated.

can we discuss eating pussy again
like we did yesterday

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But I love Million Arthur. Nothing complicated about her, I love her.

>>154928429
I want to gently and tenderly nep Nepgear's nepnep

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>>154928421
That was going to be my next pic. You beat me to it. Tiara anon for yesterday, correct?

>>154928429
That was me :>

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>>154928760
I'm always here.
Always eager to spank Tiara. And love Blanc. And Kei. And Milli.

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>>154928429
Ok. I want Neptune to eat Noire's pussy.

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>>154928906
She's been a very bad girl

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>>154928429
I wanna nep Blanc's pussy.

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I want to make love with Nepgear and take resposibility!

I love Nepgear!

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>>154928969
Noire's straight.

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>>154929147
Very, very bad.
Compa should visit her and do that thing she does to bad enemies.

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>>154929256
Going back to your old roots, I see.

>>154928969
Seriously, that artstyle is adorable, someone needs to translate the rest of Megami Tsuushin.

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>>154929376
Inject her with her special fluid? That's your job spanky

>>154929306
Her pussy clearly likes girls though

>>154929548
Spanking Tiara before giving her a shot sounds like fun.

>>154929497
Could always go annoy the guy who was translating them but he needs with translating them

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>>154929556
Please show evidence to support your claim

>>154929649
Don't forget the derogatory comments, make her wet without even touching her

>>154929556
Noire has such a hairy pussy.

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>>154929773
I really need a Fang model for SFM. Having Tiara getting spanked by everyone but Fang is a little weird. Or wierd.
Let me check.

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It's weird, I checked. I don't know why some people write it as wierd.

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>>154929856
>implying you still wouldn't eat it like a fat man eats cake

>>154929870
Yes. Yes you do. Follow the real canon of Fang x Tiara. Eryn is mine.

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>>154928351

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>>154930212
You can keep Eryn. She has a nice, spankable ass but is a nice person, unlike that uppity grudgeful bitch Tiara.

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>>154929402

nothing wrong here

>>154930181
The rule in english textbooks used to go "I before E except after U", but that's a stupid rule because it turns out it only applies to half the words and the other half flat out ignores that because fuck you.

>>154930423
Hi Kuugen

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>>154930348
I plan on it. Best girl.

>>154930315
Cute but, those clothes look about 3 sizes too big

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Friendly reminder that CPUs aren't human.
Also note that there's never been a character that's attempted to get with a male but several have tried to get with females.

>>154930643
Decent butt, but she's too nice to be spanked.

>>154930664
They still can poop.

>>154930664
By that logic, Jesus wasn't human

Guaranteed replies

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>met some people that like nep at college
>one is a disgusting fujoshi
>other one is a german faggot

it felt like a bad dream

>>154930924
At least she likes Vert, right?

>>154930878
He was God.

>>154930924
You met Kuugen? Lucky you.

>>154930878
Well, he wasn't. Case closed.

>>154930664
CPUs are also definitely sterile and while they don't age, they definitely can be killed.

>>154930978
Is Kuugen the fujoshi or the german faggpt? Are we talking about the 4chan type of faggot or actual faggots?

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>>154930664
>he hasn't play Hyperdevotion Noire

>>154930695
Indeed. I won't be spanking her, oh no I have much bigger plans for her.

>>154930878
What is a jesus?

>>154931159
Kuugen is the German one. That's why Overheat has so many typos and weird sentences.

>>154931159
Kuugen is german.

>>154931252
Plans that don't involve spanking? Like what? Holding her hand? Petting her head? Watching a movie with her? Playing Super Mario Maker together?

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>>154931348
Eating. Lots of eating. Not food.

>>154930924
Can't you pretend the fujoshit is irl Vert?

>>154931269
>>154931274
I mean I know Kuugen is german but in this specific instance it was unclear if the fujoshi is not also german
Also I offered to proof-read Overheat but she declined saying that 2 weeks to proof-read and edit a chapter is too much. I didn't even mention I'm an ESL myself.

>>154931252
Jesus is a Gary-Stu character from a fanfic called "Bible".

>>154931406
>eating
>but not eating food
What?!?

>>154931504
I'm an ESL too. And yet I'm murderously sure I could fix many shit I read in Overheat.

>>154931252
No one goes for a male even in Hyperdevotion Noire.
Clearly you haven't played it.

>>154931829
You didn't play it yourself, obviously. Everyone wants to fuck Secretary silly.

>tfw no more lewdtext neps

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>>154931558
Looks like one to avoid

>>154931587
Use your imagination dear anon.

>>154931829
>he didn't get the Love ending

>>154931587
>murderously
Uhm.

>>154932053
>he didn't get the Love ending
Because there isn't one. At least yurifags use their goggles on events that actually occurred.

>>154932053
Unless you fall in cannibalism, I don't see how.

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I would nep Noire too!

>>154932181
UltraNoire should be spanked.

LEWDTEXT NEPS PLEASE

>>154932289
Go ahead.

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>>154932167
Well, I will be eating her. But not in the way you think.

>>154932181
Son, get in line

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>>154932090
Not my fault you didn't complete Sim Noire properly.

>>154932320
Cool.

>>154932368
>Tiara
>AND UltraNoire
Just add Nitroplus and I'm out of the picture. I need to reinstall GekiNoire and get the Tiara DLC.

>>154932293
>be Secretary
>walk in Lady Noire's room
>she's actually cosplaying as a nurse
>start lecturing her about unnecessary wastes of money
>take a belt from the drawer
>tell her to bend over
>start whipping her while lecturing her about her hobbies
>between two cries, she screams that she made the outfit herself instead of paying for it
>Oops.wav
>keep spanking her for the sake of it
>eventually you're done
>put the belt back in the drawer
>tell her to act like a CPU, she's in charge of a nation, she's not an underage girl playing games

>>154932567
Not my fault you're delusional.

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I want to eat Nepgear!

>>154931587
>fix many shit
>murderously sure
Yeah I'm not so sure

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>>154932643
Too late.

>>154932616
I thought you would like that one. Go get it, do it for Tiara

>>154932643
My fucking nigger. High tier nep.

>>154932706
should of brought that sword next time

>>154932643
You shouldn't say things like those NepgearAnon

>>154932706
>Nezugear
>Mousegear
>Nyandidate
>Nyuni

>>154932784
A shame Tiara cannot get spanked. And if we follow CH's habit of dealing with DLC, she'll get one event, and then will stay silent for the entire game.

Also
>Unlock all the CPU Hotel gallery items!
2 bucks for that?!

>>154932053
>>154932567
Surely if such an ending existed... you'd post proof, no?
I take it to mean the reason you don't post any is that you're lying scum? You wouldn't want to lie on the internet, would you?

>>154932875
Hi Ghost

>>154932368
>tfw no Tiara DLC for RB3 or VII

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>>154932918
That's exactly how it happens. She's not even voiced when you get her. Just her battle cries lifted straight from best game.

You know, Iris Heart and Tiara would be fun to watch, don't you think? She has a whip and isn't afraid to use it.

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>>154923406

More likely that shows Blanc is such a turbo slut, she would do it with anyone, man, woman, child or adult, no one escapes from her lust.

>>154932643
I bet if Nepgear had a big brother, she'd be fucking him every night

>>154933085
But that would still mean that she (like the rest of the neps) isn't straight.

>>154933083
>Iris Heart and Tiara
Now that sounds fun. I need to try something.

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>>154932950
I chose to ignore you because A) you were just memeing "it doesn't exist because I said so lololol" and B) YouTube exists. I'm not spoonfeeding you

>>154933069
>tfw no Eryn DLC for anything
Muh heart

>>154933229
When did Fang became such a smooth criminal? Last time I checked, he was chewing Tiara for being a bitch.

>>154933229
>I don't have proof
Yep, thought as much. Same tactics as Ghost.

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>>154932784
Yes, Nepgear is really lovely.

>>154932886
But it's normal.

I love Nepgear! Good night nepgen.

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>>154933328
When you get the good ending via Goddess route with the Eryn branch

>>154933620
Not reading that. I have yet to finish the game.

>>154933037
what is up

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>>154923406
>Blanc will never agree to marry you because she's lonely as fuck and just wants someone to be caring and kind to her
Why even live

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>>154933764
Blanc is lovely.

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>>154933672
What you still doing on this thread then son, get back to the game

>>154933764
She will agree to marry Vert, she already keeps thinking about giving one of the twins to her

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IF-chan is a very lewd human.

>>154933146
What fucking kind of stupid name is "Tiara"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvx9CbAhBm4

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>>154933918
You better have source for that dear anon

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>>154932706
>vore
I urge you to commit suicide.

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>>154933814
She's a cutie.

>>154934071
Sure, as soon as you post source for this supposed ending.

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>>154934071
Did anyone rip the towel sprites for FFF yet?

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>>154933132

There is no reason for them to be only straight or lesbian, they are immortal, sooner or later they will try everything under the sun simply because they are bored.

I can totally see the cpus taking human lovers over the years, both male and female, simply because human lovers will have the good grace to die in a few years, before the relationship gets stale, that way neps will be able to always lament that perfect lover who died centuries ago.

And unlike cpus, human lovers are always baggage free, they will be only around for a few years, decades at most, and they know nothing of your dark secrets, they dont remember every little bad thing or dirty shit you did over the years.

Even the cpus will get tired of each other after a time, imagine living 5,000 years with the same person? It may sound fun because humans cant really imagine spending all that time with another person, but even ten years is enough to make people hate the sight of one another, imagine 5,000 or 60,000 years.

Trying to force labels like "she is straight" "she is a lesbian" on immortal beings who exist outside of human understanding is childish and foolish.

>>154932915
It's cute.

>>154934178
>hyper anus 75
What the flying fuck
>hyperscat
WHAT THE SHIT
>cheese grater
Why is this a tag
>bloody anus
why is this not "butthurt"

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>>154932875
>should of

>>154934276
I never did that so I don't know what you're going on about. I just said not straight, retardo.

>>154934276
Even if you assume that 1 year of real life equates 100 years of gamindustri, their entire world, their civilization won't even be 4000 years old and even the oldest CPUs wouldn't be older than maybe 1000 years

>>154934381
I think it's better to ignore this one anon.

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>>154934178
I'm glad someone said it

>>154934271
To my knowledge, no

>>154934276
Stop making sense anon, there are some here who refuse to handle truths

>>154934531
>Stop making sense anon, there are some here who refuse to handle truths
Such as you.

>>154934276
In VII there were people in the present time who still knew Uzume, so some goddesses don't even last very long. Or humans live like 500 years.

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>>154934276
>imagine 5,000 or 60,000 years
According to V, technology in Gamindustri advances on about the same rate the real world one does, going from 3rd generation to 7th in about 30 years of in-game time.
That would make the Hyperdimension CPUs only a few years old because they all are born from Shares and the world starts in the 7th generation already.

I cannot even imagine how bitter Histoire will be after 1000 years with Neptune.
>>154935254
According to V, Neptune spent like 10+ years in Ultradimension and technology bare if at all advanced

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I love Neptune!

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How is going the Megatagmension beta ?
Should i wait for it or just going for trillion?
I'm seriously worried about the netcode.

>>154932706
>>154932875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAcIdPDciFM

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>>154935439
>Neptune spent like 10+ years in Ultradimension and technology bare if at all advanced
That's objectively wrong, though. The technology in Ultradimension advances throughout the game and you even get new processor units that correspond with their respective generations.
Hyperdimension, of course, remained pretty much unchanged because 1 HD day = 1 SD year

>>154936217
Is Trillion on PC? Is it coming to PC?

>>154936345
No, yes

>>154936430
Excellent
I tried to check IFIs website but it's offline

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Yuri is qt!

>>154936757

you have to go back

>>154936430
So glad I didn't buy it. I can get it free now.

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I want to nep adult Peashy and then explode my shares inside her!

>>154937537
Faith (aka shares) doesn't explode.

>>154937426
You scum of the earth
I hope you die from instant brain cancer.

>>154937537
Teen Peashy, not adult

>>154937704
Blame IFI.
I was going to buy it eventually but they insisted upon giving it to me for free.

>>154937819
Being on PC is not free you degenerate piece of trash
I hope the pirated copy comes with malware that makes your fan turn off, your CPU meltdown the entire motherboard and then set your basement on fire followed by your family dying in the fire and the entire city district burning down and later you are fined and sued by everyone for damages, have to live on the street and get raped by homeless fat men before a rabid dog bites you to death slowly.

>>154938008
>Being on PC is not free
How wrong you are.

>>154938112
See the rest of the post in that case, you basement dwelling dorito eating mountain dew drinking neckbeard asshole that hasn't seen his dick in 15 years.

>>154938269
Sure. I'll read it... and then when Trillion comes out I'll download it for free with no remorse and nothing bad will happen.
I'll remember your post and smile.

>>154938435
The last motherfucker that said "nothing bad will happen" to me ended up needing a liver transplant at age 28

>>154938675
Thanks for your concern but I'll be fine.

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>>154937537
I want a DLC storyline where Peashy and Blanc team up and bully Vert about her breast size so much she locks herself up in the basilcom and turns into hikikomori.

>>154938921
>bully Vert
That's all I needed to see.
I'm on board.

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>>154938921
What about Peashy and this Plutia bullying Vert about her tits

>>154936217
I'm in the Beta and can say that it's going fine. Multiplayer works without flaws.

>>154938008
Such a virus does not exist.

>by some weird plot device you life with arfoire
which one and how it goes?

>>154941585
>Raising neps with Momfoire
im not even mad

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>>154941585
Ask Momfoire to create a nep gf for me so I could finally stop being lonely and depressed.

>>154939198
>Multiplayer works without flaws
Day 1 then.
Much appreciated.

>>154939198
>>154944615
It will probably crash for 1-3 days because of stress from all the people connecting to the servers which handle the matchups (I assume the actual map runs on player hosting which means I with my 5MB/s upload will finally have some useful application for it)

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>Histy will never ABABABABA in your cardinal direction.

I don't have any will of living anymore.

Boo I was playing with someone on megatagmension(vita not PC :^) ) for 3 hours and my internet pooped out :(

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where can i obtain a snuggly wuggly neppy jr. gear of my own

I am surprised to see that most of the shitposters left since the last time I was here.

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Tiara's ass is comparable to K-Sha.

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>>154946251
Looks like you already have one

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>>154946719
>>154946251
I like Nepgear, but Neptune is way cuter.

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Despite having half a garterbelt, Tiara's ass is top tier.

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>>154947276
Neptune doesn't have the special power source though

>>154946531
Yes, comparably worse.

>>154930664
You clearly forget that mister stalker in his human form, being male, was hit on by almost all of them save for Noire. Blanc IIRC said she doesn't see him being a guy a problem.

So yeah. you're fucking autistic as fuck.

>>154947446
Why just half a garterbelt?

>>154947709
They said he was handsome. That is not hitting on him. Even I, as a straight male, think there are some handsome men.

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>>154947709
And the Lastation guard in V that Neptune quickly like. A shame he get fired.

>>154947853
Because full garterbelt are disgusting and gross and bad and shit and awful and really bad and get in the way of a good spanking.

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>>154948168
>muh faggotry

not everyone is a filthy degenerate like you, queerbaby

>>154948168
>het
here we go again

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desu~

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It's really annoying how these Yuri-obssessed retards are allowed to blatantly shit up these threads with their stupid argument but people get their posts deleted for contradicting them.

Have an angry nep.

>>154934178
The only bad vore is when both are the same size.

>>154949081
>The only bad vore is vore
Fixed it for you.

>>154947936
No, you're a faggot if you actively tell a guy "you look handsome". Get it?

Don't tell em, and it won't be hitting on him. Do you know what flirting is? Of course not. You're such an autistic basement dweller you've never even hit on anything past a body pillow.

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>>154949081
>vore
>good

>>154949243
Spoken like a true 2000% insecure faggot.

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>>154949081
>vore
>good

Say what you want about spanking but at least it's harmless and isn't about dipping a girl in acid.

>>154949243
>No, you're a faggot if you actively tell a guy "you look handsome".
Wrong.

>>154949424
Spoken like a true retard who probably identifies as 1 of the 33 genders, because of "diversity".

>>154949465
True men don't compliment each other.

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>>154948847
Indeed.

>>154949465
Prove me wrong. And don't point to a body pillow. Go outside.

>>154949493
>Only response he can come up with is "You're tumblr"
This is amazing. It's a new level of shitposting.

>>154949717
Well then, don't act like a retard who thinks you can actively tell strange men they look handsome, and not be a faggot. See how many don't call you a faggot for telling them while they're ordering a big mac "YO DAWG, YOU LOOKING PRETTY HANDSOME."

>>154949717
He never mentionned Tumblr.

>>154949568
Yes they do.
Do you live in Africa or something?

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Keep your fetish to yourself

>>154949885
Well I don't know about him, but I live in America, and only men that ever told me I'm handsome were fags wearing tight jeans and shitty looking shoes.

I've been called badass by a couple of hoodrats for wearing a suit. But that doesn't mean a man wants to fuck someone. Badass is not indicative of physical attraction.

>Vert spend all the day playing pc games
>not even her like Leanbox console

>>154950195
I wouldn't be surprised if in the next Nep game Vert sells her nation and becomes the CPU of PC continent.

>>154950665
The PC continent isn't unified. It's a bunch of independent city-states that fight each others.

>>154949878
The only place shitty enough to come up with someone like "33 genders" is tumblr.

>>154950862
isn't pc continent ASIC dominated?

>>154951658
Given how many Vita people pirated the Nep games compared to how many PCfags got them legitimately, PC is free from ASIC.

>>154951658
No, they just have a bigger rat problem than consoles do but nothing like being dominated. If that were the case they would fall entirely.

>>154951852
There is piracy on the Vita? Since when is that even a thing?

>>154951852
wat

>>154951986
Since a couple of weeks ago

>>154951986
Everyone I met with a Vita had hacked the fuck out of it to play Korean games.

>>154952035
I wish I could pirate the hardware and buy the games since I don't support the devs and their shitty handheld devices but I wanna support the games

>>154952267
Then just buy the games

>>154952267
>I don't support the devs
>but I wanna support the games
you literally what

>>154952267
There are PC versions of most of the games, you know.

>>154952539
I don't want to support Nintendo-making-handhelds or Sony-making-handhelds
I want to support game-developer-making-games

>>154952615
Yes and I own all of them
But there are a lot of vita games probably never coming to PC like Disgaea 3 and 4.

>>154952401
With my tiny budget I can't justify buying games I can't play.

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Do you think nep-nep is a freak in bed?

Does she do anal?

>>154952742
What's the problem with handhelds?

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>>154952775
No. And no.

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>>154952896
You're wrong on both counts.

>>154953336
>her angry veins aren't aligned with her hair ornaments
This triggers me.

>>154952845
Generally, they are inferior hardware for the sake of portability
I despise people, I despise the outside, I own a very good treadmill to stay in shape, I also despise leaving my apartment so I have my groceries shipped to me, I also work from home and make a modest living off that. So for me, handhelds are the embodiment of catering to cancer.

Although I have to admit that spending 90 minutes on a treadmill every day goes get a bit stale so sometimes I take walks between 1 AM and 4 AM when there is nobody around and it is dark.

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You are not a Neplet are you anon?

1,24 Neps here

>>154953538
1,25 neps.

How does it feel to be a midget?

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>>154953538
1.21 neps.

Not bad.

>>154953538
1.202 Neps but girls aren't supposed to be gigantic anyway

>>154953971
I want to experiment on Tiara.

>>154949437
>harmless

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>>154954058
I want to cum in her face

>>154953971
>Shy girls generally speaking are absolute animals in bed

Hate to break it to you anon, but that's not how the real world works

>>154954282
Do these look like real girls?

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>this thread

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video games

>>154954635
It's highly doubtful that any fag on this thread has ever been in relationships that didn't end with her cheating on you because you were a male Feminist and tried to play the nice guy routine and give her whatever she wanted.

>>154954635
>being in a relationship
How you fucked it up so much that you ended here?

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>>154954713
Neptune for President 2016

neps that we can believe in.

make America nep again

Neptune as POTUS would literally be an improvement of drumpf or the crook, even if she lazes around all day and only plays video games. At least she is not actively doing damage or intentionally ruining entire states that way.

guess what's in the box?

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>>154954943
I'm with nep

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>>154955095

>>154955127
I said Neptune
Nepgear as Vice potus would be a disaster, it would start world war 3

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>>154955095

>>154955271
I know, but I didn't have a purple heart or neptune version of this pic

>>154954831
Nothing special, my love for the neps guided me here.

And the fact that I'm finishing my studies and working at the same time, so no time for whores in my life

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>>154955937
Who needs girlfriends when you have neps, anyway?

Neptune is way better than any stinking old girlfriend.

>>154955457
You could just tell us what's in there, but I admit I can't meiQ do it

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>>154956649
sorry I'm just bored. no regrets.

>>154957124
wear it with pride, nepper

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>>154956035
Blanny is far better, though.

Patrician taste right here.

I like yuri

>>154957124
That's a big picture.

>>154958006
that's cool

>>154958006
I like Flynn

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I want to nep Vert and help make her great again.

>>154958798
Mike is the best turtle

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>>154958870
Vert is already great

>>154957540

This is a nice picture of Blanc.

>>154957540
>>154960190
She is either on her way to a date with Vert or marrying Vert

>>154959268
So amazing.

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I'm gonna nep you all up!

>>154960297
I want to marry Vert

>>154962570
Blanc is gonna fight you for her and I am pretty sure giant hammer to the face is a big problem for you

>>154962763
I will marry Blanc too

>>154962894
I'll marry you

>>154962959
Are you Vert

>>154962894
The twins will nuke you

>>154962763
>Blanc is gonna fight you for her
In which fanfic?

>>154963279
My wife Vert loves her wife Blanc

>>154963379
>>154960297

Title of the fanfic please

>>154963279
>>154963719
Overheat.

>>154963279
>>154963719
Overheat obviously, Blanc would smash anyone's skull in to keep her Vertfu

>>154963279
The same fanfic in which a goddess would wind up anywhere even close to a random male human for any extended length of time, presumably.

>>154964032
I'm an extremely charismatic random male human

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i post nep joke

>>154964032
These are called official bonus CDs.

>>154964292
Just because Compile Heart and Idea Factory write them, hire all the necessary voiceactresses to make them, put their names on them, and sell them alongside mainline games does ***not*** make them official okay?? god

>>154964621
Yes all the goddesses are canonically married to anon

>>154964803
Do I need to marry Tiara to spank her on a daily basis?

>>154964905
What's a Tiara

>>154964964
Noire and UltraNoire mixed in the ultimate bitch.

>>154964803
>all the goddesses
In my case, just Noire.

>>154964292
These are called "milking money from dumb virgin loser otaku".

>>154964621
>t-t-t-they are official so I don't need to feel bad they are pandering to the lonely otaku crowd, including m-m-me

Signed, poster of post 154964621 on /vg/

>>154965073
Nice projection.

>>154965214
who are you quoting

>>154965214
It's so nice of you to use this non-ironically, since the games are about pandering to the lonely otaku crowd in the first place. As if your average yurishitter is different from this archetype.

>>154965049
What did they mix the ultimate bitch into?

>>154965214
So the games then?

>>154965073
Then why aren't these CDs yuri?

>>154965260
Not projection, it is called marketing.

>>154965617
Because those don't sell to virgins.

>>154965605
Into Tiara.

>>154965698
Umm, so Neptunia yurifans aren't virgins by default, another new headcanon

>>154965821
But that doesn't explain what Tiara is.

>>154965887
I told you. The lovechild of Noire and UltraNoire, with all their bitchiness focused in a giant girl-sized bitch.

>>154965617
Same reason slutty dakimakuras and slutty mousepads aren't yuri.

>>154965674
So people who want to marry the goddesses is where the money is and the target audience. They don't pander to yurifags because they have no money. Ok.

>hetero shitters mad nobody takes their cash-in drama "official material" CDs seriously

>>154965979
That's not what you said! You said they mixed the ultimate bitch into Tiara!
Them having sex and having a baby which ends up in a totally different universe makes even less sense!

>>154965859
They're happily married doctors, physicists, and members of Parliament

>>154965887
She is some irrelevant character who is not even from the Neptunia franchise, so it doesn't make much sense for her to be talked about in the Neptunia general thread.

>>154966020
They aren't normal either. It's just a girl on a bed, she's not interacting with anyone. You can pretend she's on her bed getting ready for another girl if you put on your goggles.