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Previous Thread:
>>154873040
>>154904884
WINE
hello
xth for PF tomfoolery
It's past your bedtime go to bed anon
>Muffled heroic spaghetti
Post attractive hyur
>>154905012
Hey pizza slut. Stellar throat game my man.
>>154904774
why
do lalas like c@bois.....
>>154905113
i told you i shovel my food in wtf
xth for /bestdance
>>154905113
attractive hyur or just worried?
>>154905269
roro post
>>154904884
CUTE
>>154905113
This might be the worst dungeon sets yet. Both the dungeon and tomestone sets suck. The new raid gear better be fucking fantastic.
>>154905113
>fanta into cute cat
>too cute to lewd, right?
>glams slowly descending into full slutwear
>right on the absolute border of socially acceptable now
it's gonna happen again isn't it, i'm gonna be a slut again...at least i lasted two months
>>154905375
>>154905435
isnt that just the vault gear
>>154905272
can u eat ass like u eat pizza
>>154905435
it'd be cool if Creator sets were power armor
pls hire me SE
>>154905435
>>154905482
That's just fucking re-colored Vault armor. Well, they did the same thing with The Aery.
>>154905475
VERY CUTE
>>154905435
It's reskinned Vault.
Also the only good thing about Scriptures gear is the caster coat.
>>154905435
Look on the bright side, you know you wont be keeping any of it for glamour so you don't need to grind for it and you'll have plenty of seals from whatever you get doing expert
>>154905482
the tank set looks like it, the rest is recolored i185 stuff
>>154905452
watch out, chemo might mistake you for me
>>154905482
The Vault actually had some nice looking gear for some jobs. Nobody wins in that picture.
>>154905549
who?
>>154905435
Hopefully the crafted gear looks nice
>>154905482
Some of it is, not all. Looks like recolors of the MNK and NIN sets. I also spy recolors of the Ghost Thief sets.
>>154905068
Thank youand you totally should
I want Aranea to thighfuck me with her huge Raen cock!
>>154905549
He probably will. Don't worry, he'll already pick me out anyways, what does 5 more quotes do in one post anyways
I really did think that was your midlander though at first
>>154905517
can i hire you to be my bf
>>154905113
>>154905517
see yourself out bub
>>154905435
>>154905636
It does look like a mix of Vault and i185 gear. I don't see the tank set from the Vault in the picture either.
>>154905672
heck, I had to double take myself!
but no, just someone else with good taste
>>154905517
your cat looks like a piece of shit
>>154905636
Yeah, the caster set they showed actually looks like a pretty nice slutglam.
>>154905697
Delete this you piece of shit
>>154905802
is that a vintage elk and mumu pic?
>>154905851
That's Sugi
>>154905498
i don't eat ass
>>154905851
it's noriko
>>154905851
it's meria
>>154905875
>>154905898
I get all those cats confused, obviously you do too
>>154905802
how am i shit
>>154905898
Do they like cat girls?
>>154905702
pls, I need the moneys
>>154905851
That's kaori..
>>154905539
>>154905375
Lalas are cute!
>>154906040
no they arent
>>154906040
not this one
is it real cat hours yet?
>>154906040
i'm inclined to agree
Nyo
>>154906134
>>154906101
What about this one?
>>154906134
>>154906190
not this one
>tfw erp for hours with a certain newer ebin
>>154906268
This one?
where do i find this fish?
>>154906134
You bet it is.
>>154906298
nuh huh
>>154905351
Hey now, she's both. Don't sell yourself short.
>>154905272
I didn't ask for your excuses
>>154906316
why are you posting my character
>>154906387
Because anons need to fap
Also your glasses look stupid
>>154906387
Why not?
>>154906343
Surely this one
>>154906318
in ur butthole nigger
I miss /petting elk so much...
>>154906432
she is NOT for that and they do not
>>154906435
because i said so
>>154906449
>haha look at me grasp at any chance to force myself and post my dogshit character
>>154906449
nice buns
>>154906387
She's public property now. Very public property.
>>154906468
im online right now
>>154906592
but i'm not there
maybe i'll /pet you in my dreams...
>>154906574
pls stop youre making me sad
>>154906629
mabye
>>154906372
>Hey now, she's both. Don't sell yourself short.
t-thanks? I'll take what I can get
is it lewd hour already ?
>>154906708
No it'scutehour
I am not a shitposter.
>>154906685
Yo average, you EB yet? I'm looking for a boring relationship.
>>154906765
you first
>>154906784
sup colin
>>154906708
Status: Availablebut going to sleep shortly
>>154906863
No please remove yourself from this thread this is cute hour not lewd hour
>>154906708
>>154906765
Why not both?
>>154906863
Please do not forget to dress appropriately when stepping outside. Autumn is coming soon.
>>154906798
>Yo average
..
well, I can't deny it
no I have no EB though, boring characters unite
>>154906923
Anime girls with giant schlongs are NOT cute
You people are honestly some of the most easily manipulated in the world. Heh, know how many times I only PRETENDED to be dumb JUST to get THOUSANDS of (You)s in response? Just a reminder, but (You)s are permanent, scar tissue isn't.
Heh ;)
>>154907004
but they are
>>154907004
what if they're small and cute feminine schlongs?
>>154906708
No, it'ssleepy hour.
>>154906798
I saw her first!
>>154906983
This one always gets a chuckle out of me. I don't want to eb you but don't eb anon either. It'll make me jealous.
>>154907029
No
>>154907039
Only if they're feminine bois
Girls with schlongs are monstruosities no matter the schlong
>>154906546
kek'd
>>154907129
i live for cute
GURAMA GET!
>>154906663
>tfw conflicted feelings about bullying elk over his hot midlander
I hope you feel bad for guilt tripping me
>>154907295
asking you to stop because i dont like what youre doing is not guilt tripping my dude
>>154906461
dont respond to me again
>>154906926
Autumn is still quite warm in Ul'dah
>>154907109
Don't worry I've been playing for over 3 years and still haven't EBed anyone
then again no one has tried very hard eitherwhat exactly chuckles you though
>>154907340
Stop making hot characters i can't hit on. I don't like it.
What now?
>>154907481
>>154907551
its not my fault you cant keep it in your pants
>>154907545
I don't know. She looks like something really embarrassing just happened.
>>154907562
You okay anon?
>>154907641
oh I see
many people are amused by my midlander face and brows
>>154907646
Late summer heat must've gotten to him.
How hard is it to play NIN, MCH and DRG competently at 60?
>>154907632
It's not your fault you're down on your knees looking up at me with those lusty eyes and your mouth gaping?
>>154907731
I hope he's going to be okay, that can be dangerous
>>154907814
dont be creepy
>>154907831
/pet
>>154907835
Or what?
>>154907857
That came from nowhere anon!
>>154908063
a pet in uldah, a pet in thread
>>154908119
I didn't get petted in uldah though!
cats, also nth for being a bad healer and needing a dps for 3.4
>tfw want to fanta to a raen
>can't do it because the horns clip with my favorite headpiece
>>154908208
cats
I need to stop saying up so late.
>>154907831
He will be fine. It just takes appropriate clothing to cover oneself from the hot desert sun.
Now to figure out a Crafting glamour.
>>154908176
then either you have a doppelganger, or im sneakier than i thought!
>>154908208
its okay, i too am a bad healer. learning to heal is different that learning a dps, because atleast as dps i have a number i can track, healer its hard to tell how its going. we can improve together!
>>154908208
I think its time to visit this cat. Where will you be at
>>154908413
gridania as nearly always
I'm bored. Anyone on Balmung wanna have somefun?
i wanna frot with a catboy
Amber a CUTE!!!
>>154908528
sure
>>154908208
Healing is like the easiest job
That's how I think of it at least. I'd much rather heal than dps.
Show off muh guns~.
post ur favoritae amber
>>154908627
My nature is just doing dps
>>154908413
I dcd will be back in a bit
>>154908354
Hope so so that progression won't suck
>>154908698
>My nature is just doing dps
I feel the same way about healing.
I feel much safer knowing my job is just keeping people alive, rather than anything else
Which class is better for the high dps high input playstyle? Monk or Ninja?
>>154908949
monk
>>154908760
I think it's part that I'm trying to get use to doing raid call outs and observing everyone while healing as well rather than just health bars, though it should come fairly easy enough considering the idea that you'd need to know every mechanic in the fight as a healer anyway
tfw with every breath you grow lighter and slip further into the abyss...
Suck my dick you cheating piece of shit
>>154909001
>you'd need to know every mechanic in the fight as a healer anyway
The reason I like healer is because you don't need to know that, though. DPS and Tanks have more mechanics that they have to remember, as a healer all I have to really remember is to keep people alive, and the occasional mechanic that can be easily explained.
>>154909125
Just take the cards I hear he gives crappy blowjobs.
>>154909132
playing reactionary healing as a SCH I feel would be a recipe for disaster in progression, I have to be properly mitigating and healing when necessary keeping in mind the cadence of the fight and calling it out to others, I haven't even gotten to pushing dps appropriately yet, I need to improve a lot more
>>154909174
>giraffes
>bad at swallowing things
did you hear it from a jealous miqote?
>>154908949
Ninja has higher raid dps contribution but is close to the bottom in terms of personal dps
Monk is the exact opposite
Would you rather look good or be useful
>>154909325
Look man just don't believe all you hear about his cock skills they just mean chocobo hunting.
>>154909271
>playing reactionary healing as a SCH I feel would be a recipe for disaster in progression
I play whm, so I can't exactly speak from your position, but I understand your predicament. I don't become the perfect healer after the first or second or sometimes even the fifth run. I take my time in learning when is the best time to heal and when to dps. At the end of the day, if you're able to keep everyone alive and be aware of all the mechanics, I feel like as a healer you'll be better off than a dps or tank whose spent the same amount of time running with you
>>154909325
But Q'yantaa is so much better at oral.Too bad she only does it with Hudde these days.
>>154909359
monk has value if a group has a paladin maintank as dragon kick will lower aoe magic damage output, improved mantra is also not bad and mnk has no problems staying alive
nin does bring insane utility though, but both do have merits and demerits
sit on a bench with me anon
Am I the only one that finds it weird to raid with someone that I erp'd with? That or the fact that they know I do lewd stuff
>>154909719
I don't erp so yes, that;'s weird to me.
>>154909719
I don't ERP so I can't relate to your problems.
>>154909719
I've raided with people I ERP'd with, and others I've interacted with are no stranger to my eccentric behaviour. I tend to think nothing of it since I can separate raiding and ERP from each other.
It'd be weird if you dwell on the fact that you ERP with someone you raid with, personally speaking. The two are different beasts and treating it that way is pretty easy.
>>154909719
tfw people are starting to figure out I do lewd stuff
>>154909719
No, but I find it weird to erp with someone I raid with. If it's the other way around, I have no problems with it
>>154909957
>>154909719
Lewd stuff is natural and should honestly be considered normal. It's a bit tiring that we as a society treat something that's so natural as something so taboo.
>>154910026
But part of the fun is it being taboo
>>154910026
>missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>with the lights ON
>>154910026
>>154910110
Taboo isn't the word I'd use for two grown mem cyberfucking as cats. Disgust is close.
>>154910457
Careful, anon. The sexuality of their avatars is all these wastes of resources have left in life.
>>154910026
It's not really the fact that they erp, it's more about the fact that they usually act like highschool girls which make it weird as fuck.
I can't find my avatar.
Help.
>>154910374
Flee this place, mighty steed. Its corruption is deep.
I want tofellate futa highlanders
>>154910698
color your chocobo red
red ones go faster
>>154910983
I want toget fucked by a male au ra while he gives my futalander cock a reach-around
>>154910995
You can't really colour them outside of breeding though, unless I missed something obvious.
>>154905375
Need a pic of a big Roe male fucking that
>tfw you ironically seduce an ebin for the luls with your friend and feel bad after the fact and end erping
I will never was the shame off
>he doesn't queue for weeping city
>plenty of midlander in the thread
>want more
hhnnngg
>>154911201
Which ones your favorite anon?
When's the Liveletter, assholes?
>>154910983
>>154911064
>futa
you guys are literally homosexuals
>>154911253
In this thread or in general?
>>154911265
Are women chubby chasers lesbian because fat guys have tits?
>>154911265
Nah, I like erping with males just for shit's and giggles.I'm bi, of course I like guys you dipshit.
>>154911317
One of each?
>>154911345
yeah just making sure you knew since most people here don't seem to
>>154911324
only if they're obsessed with tits
>>154911345
pretty much the same here anondo I know you?
>>154911409
Thread: worriedlander
In general: Meria, no contest
do I stay cat or go back to midlander
>>154911487
midlander
>>154911487
go back to midlander
the world needs more cutelanders
>>154911265
I'm biand not even male
>>154911640
>>154911640
>>154911487
Femroe, always Femroe
>>154911640
oh same lol
Personally, I sexually identify as awind-up aldgoat
>>154911487
Mid and highlander are the best. So midlander
>>154911640
>>154911969
same here
I had no idea there were so many fem anons lurking here
>>154912048
>>154912098
there seems to be more women playing this game than most MMOs, or even video games in general so i guess it makes a lot of sense
>>154912048ERP?
>>154912207What minion?
Does anyone here like {/pet} ...
>>154912372
yes
>>154912176
Yeah that's true. Roughly half my fc is female
>>154912372
yes...
>>154912254Tight-Beaked Parrot
>>154912389
>>154912412
Oh ok me too
I hope someone {/pet} you today
>>154912412Blueberry kisses...
My top three fetishes areexhibition, cumplay, and tickling.Who am I, xivg?
>>154912572
are you me
>>154912572
are you_me__?
lance?>>154912572
>>154912572
mado
Post favorite midlanders
>>154912676
please please queue for VA on aether
>>154912676
Can i post myself?
>>154912626
No.... Wannameet up?
>>154912850
smd
>>154912897
what kind?
>>154912897
yes daddy
>>154912847
Is say no but nothing is stopping you
>>154912767
meria???
>>154912437{Yes, please.}
>>154913001
But you just did ;_;
>>154912572
hi zettai
>>154912864
but Idont know if i want to lewd in this game
>>154913118
Do it anyway we need more Midlanders
>>154913264
Say sorry
>>154913007
That is Egghyur, yes.
>>154913153We can lewd outside the game if you want
Amber is the cutest :3
>>154913358
Different anon, but can I say sorry in their place?
>>154911115
would you like to fellate a cute aura?
>>154913419That might get a little gayso would ingame though
>>154911115
Pet an aldgoat. Feed it some weetabix. You'll feel better afterwards.
>>154913713It's not gay if I'm wearing my skirt, anon...
>>154913713
>>154913878It's not real if you're playing pretend.
>>154913419
>>154913713
>>154913878
>>154913919
Oh cease this GAY FOOTSIES RIVERDANCE and just HURRY UP and FALL IN LOVE already.
>lonely and bored
>same thing is going to happen tomorrow
help
>>154914113
I'm usually alone myself. Want do do anything?
>>154914113
You know as someone who is lonely and bored but does attentiowhore, spamming my picture in the thread and get plenty of (yous) like you do, I have to ask how are you lonely?
>>154914151
there's never anything to do anon
>>154914194
Surely there must be something! Even if it's just hanging out.
>>154914275
I've done this prank to people.
i love amber i wish she'd play wow with me
>>154914176
I dunno I usually just drink and it goes away then I can fall asleep without crying but I can't find any alcohol and now everything sucks again
>>154914287
I am incapable of human conversations at this point but you can try
>>154914327
Sorry, what prank…?
need smn/mnk/brd/blm (1 slot) 3.4 static...
>>154914382
Don't worry, I'm not good with conversations either. We might just end up spamming random emotes at each other.
>>154914275
Want to pump... Tsunbuns...
>>154914419
You know, where you blindfold someone in a trust game and tell them you're leading them into another room, lead them outside and close the door. And lock it. And they're in their underwear.
>>154914442
I'm at this house in gilgamesh ward 11 plot 25 contemplating how to manage making it through the night without going crazy. Anyone can come say hello if they want.
>>154914520
I'm sorry, I'm on Balmung. I wish I could have helped somehow!
>>154914017
THATS A BIT MUCH DONT YOU THINK
>>154913878i play male
>>154914620
It's okay I think I'll just take some of my antidepressants and try to sleep
>>154914275What an original outfit.
>>154914723
/pet dream of cute animal girls
>>154914520
is this the goblet?
>>154914457
who…
>>154914487
that's not what happened…
>>154914729>pic taken over a week later
frick off
>>154914803
Yes it's a nice house
>>154914723
Try not to rely too much on medication though. Maybe a herbal tea or something like that may ease your mind as well.
>>154914664I prefer playing female, can play male if you would like
>>154914863
It's okay we all fall for pranks sometimes.
:3c
>>154914967
Are you the one they call "rock lizard"
>>154914934
it was not a prank…
>>154914901girl is fine but like I said i dont know about lewding yet... we can still meet
Post catgirls to stroke to.
If I shitpost, would you shitpost back?
>>154915530
>>154915591
Better lighting.
>>154915631
>>154915793
This will do. Post some legs too, cut off on both pictures.
>>154915852
>>154915591
>>154915793
>>154915921
WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON???
I'm not so lonely any more!
>>154915591
>>154915793
>>154915921
cats best feature is their eyes and you hide that. you're the worst poster
>>154912767
meria gazing worriedly at thancred since 1.0
>>154916049
=w=
Post catgirls to strokewith headpats
>>154916312
I can't help it, I'm an absolute sucker forheadpats
>>154916235
>>154915921
>>154915793
>>154915591
SERIOUSLY WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON??????
>>154916482
Mumu
>>154916049
Agreed.
Miqo'te eyes are really pretty.Especially Seekers'.
>>154916759
only seekers you meankeepers' are disgusting trash
>>154916759
you're really pretty
>>154916759
can I cum on this cat?
>>154916815
Hey, one of my best friends is a Keeper!But yeah, Seekers have much cuter eyes. But the fangs on Keepers are really cute too.
>>154916825
Thanks anon!
>>154916883
{No thanks.}
>>154917140
I picked Keeper solely for the fangs.Which I barely get to see anyway.
>>154917140
>best friends
You mean that slut youre marrying?
>>154917140
Keepers: Strong, powerful cats that are the heads of their socities. Also fangs, longer ears and tails and better faces
Sunsluts: Live in harems around weak little cat boys and will drop their panties for anyone
FREE WILLIES!!!!
HIDE BOOBERS!!!!!
>>154917375
can we frot
>>154917140
thats why i couldn't choose when i was starting, cute eyes or cute fangs? in the end, seekers warm skin tones were the deciding factor
>>154917309
>>154917592
Keepers do get a much cuter {/eureka} though, for me it was a close tossup between Seeker and Keeper when I first made by character, but the eyes won out.I feel Seekers fit Monk and Warrior better anyways.
>>154917370
I'm marrying a lizard though.:^)
>>154917373
A true cat lover loves all cats, regardless of the tribe.
>>154917140
Keepers would be perfectif only they have a non whisker face...
everyone's posting fun screenshots.
>>154917813
You mean the lizard that also happens to be an alt of the moonie? Still makes them a slut.
>>154917813
Keeper /eureka fangs are cute!
How hard is it to find someone monogamous on Balmung who doesn't like NTR or swinging one bit? I've given up.
>>154917962
Hence the:^)my friend.
>>154918124
Seekers look kind of odd when they do it.I still find it cute though.
>>154918134
Probably impossible. Don't worry it's like that on my server too.
>>154918134
Me but you're probably not looking for a filthy male
>>154918124
scary and ugly
>>154918134
this post is bait
>>154918237do you swallow?
>>154918237
>>154917926
Mumu is SO lucky...
>>154917926
>>154918283
No bully!
>>154918134
not hard if you stop trying to date erpers or 4channers
play the game, socialize
don't get into new friendships with romance being the end goal, don't go looking for it
if it happens it happens
>>154918593
>can't help but think of pissdrinker whenever I see a brown au ra with that haircut
>>154918773
Please leave me alone if you're just gonna accuse me of being someone im not
>>154918828
I wasn't accusing of anything, why are you getting defensive?
>>154918773
it looks like paks so I don't blame you
>>154918478
{I don't know how to answer that question.}
>>154918628
Anti-Bully Rangers!
>>154918880
90% of the content in this thread effectively amounts to "ok, <namedrop>" so i mean... it's a fair assumption
>>154918596
That's not Mumu...
>>154919056
my fave: not bullying
post reds chubby cheeks
You're all a bunch of kids
Go watch King Kong vs Godzilla
>>154919202
my fave, breedable cats
>>154918880
Everyone always calls me paks its annoying I don't even know who that is
>>154919273
motoinelle....
I want to commit a crime with Raya-O-Senna
>>154919318
fanta then
>>154919339
stfu dude go watch king kong vs godzilla right now
>>154919318
someone who used that same face, skin color and haircut
>>154919426
mittens is so cute....
>mfw this general
>>154919510
if you don't go watch this movie right now dude im gonna spam some greasy burgs
>>154919498
then get used to getting called paks, retard
>>154919584
be my gf mittens
>>154919682
no my name is naaki shut up you goofy ass butterball
>>154919304
anus post
classic kong honestly
>>154919760
resistance only increases my desire
>>154919632
Ok, Aaron
>>154905435
I'll take the caster/healer chestpiece and leave the rest. There are two Vault chestpieces in there, too, but the Vault ones are both are a better colour
have female haurchefant and ser zephirin from twitter
Oldman asshole
why were the japanese so mean to king kong?
>>154919741
ugly
>>154920585
post pits
>>154920740
>that hairline
>>154920673
the japanese government tried to put godzilla in a pit but he just climbed out...
>>154920818
i like our other tranny posters better you're fired thanks
>>154920818
Insult me like one of your french poodles.
transgenders are a mistake
>>154920740
remember the other night when someone was claiming that she lead him on? lol
>>154920871
real women are worse
cg and meria beat me up and took my melds
>>154920857
>>154920863
the japanese government kidnapped godzilla and then dropped him onto a mountain like a bowling ball...
>>154920982
That isn't an insult, you little shit
>>154920982
are you the next vjera yet and are you also legal because you must be 18 to post here
>>154920906
>real women are worse
you are gay
>>154920982
chink looking ass cat
>You are locked in cabin
>You HAVE to pick one of these for company, it WILL try to fuck you by any means necessary
>Hellsguard roe futa with both smegma on its cock and hemroids on its asshole that won't go away
>Suncat female with a bad yeast infection along with esuna grade resistant herpies in the mouth, vag, and asshole
>Dunesfolk female who wets and shits in diapers 24/7
>>154921090
>somebody is getting off to writing this
i want fetishists to go and stay go
>>154921090
fuck off chemo. sick fuck
>>154921090
Jesus
which ever one kills me fastest in that case
>>154921090
great post
>>154921090
none
I only like boys
>>154921036
>>154921056
>>154921083
frankly I think the japanese could've found a better solution than stealing an island population's guardian and god to fight a nuclear-created lizard, and they definitely could've found other means of transportation that weren't just huge balloons
>>154921231
ugly
>>154921231
Criminals are the worst people
>>154921275
>>154921285
also the final message about humanity needing to treat animals and plants better felt out of place and was a horrible way to end the movie
So, to hopefully shift the thread off of drama and cat girls, which crafting class do you think is best.Though fishing is the obvious answer.
>>154921090
I could probably stomp the Lala to death.
So that.
>>154917926
>>154921541
that's a great point -- why couldn't the japanese craft a better transportation device than balloons and string?
they created a raft to take him from the island, as bare as it was
>>154921541
CUL and ALC for actual longevity and value, with the former being superior just because it's cooking. Though, CRP and GSM get personal favour for reasons unrelated to the game
>>154921626
You post too much
>>154921791
sry but this movie is really digging at me and I need some answers
like why did kong try making godzilla deepthroat a tree?
>>154921869
Are you suggesting you don't want to try?
ded fuckin thread get fukt by legion boooooiz
>>154921921
I could try a small tree but I don't think it would work and there would be little benefit
>>154922046
What about the entertainment value?
I want Aranea to feed me her dick!
Has anyone found any use for Surecast and Freeze for BLM. Feels like I'm wasting two button slots on my mouse
>>154922135
surecast is useful in for example a7s bombs
>>154922104
yeah I guess it would be pretty funny now that I think about it
you could get a bro and recreate that scene from lady and the tramp, and tape a nice, fat burg to the middle so you have incentive
>>154922114
i hear trees are frankly just as good
Maybe not the ideal fishing weather...
>>154921592
This lala is obviously suffering from some kind of stomach disease, anon. It needs love and attention, NOT stomping.
how to deal with crippling loneliness and paranoia
Maybe I'll try some of these EX pf parties
>>154922617
try not being such a cunt,naaki
>>154921671
how many people actually like CUL just because it's cute/cool/nice? i assumed i was the only person who'd like it for such a silly reason
>>154922489
Maybe we ought to fish together. Maybe one of us will get what we need?That, and fishing by myself is suffering.
>>154905113
>>154922731
I like it because it's cooking, and the artifact gear for CUL has been pretty nice both times. It just happens to also be a really productive craft in this game, too. I usually take a cooking profession in MMOs, along with mining, carpentry, masonry and fishing
>>154922693
suck my dick idiot retard moron??
>>154923062
sure
also tfw dead server... well, maybe not so much dead as it is that I don't know anyone..I have a fanta, should I use it? I feel like I should.
>>154923006
i just wanted to cook for my friends, i actually thought it was totally useless when i picked it up as soon as i had the chance at like, level 10.
finding out that it's actually useful after all was nice, though
>>154923156
no you're cute
>check friendslist
>two friends doing chocobo racing
what bizarre reality is this
>>154922798
Certainly, I'm hunting big fish and all of the ones that were locked behind this folklore tome at the moment.
You can send me a tell if you're on Balmung, Casseia Majumdar.I'm not the most entertaining person though.
>>154922731
I like CUL because I love cooking. It's the only crafter I bother with
>>154923319
yeah ok cook me a samich you fucknig CUNT
>>154923419
i like this post
arigatou for fantasia purchase howaito piggu
wine taste good
>>154923419
I'll cook the SHIT out of that sammich, gayboy
>>154923486
you're welcome my friend
>>154922731
CUL is the only crafter I leveled on my main, and the only one I intend to level.I find the idea of a tomboy who acts tough and likes to punch stuff, but enjoys cooking on the side cute as heck.
When will we get Zack's warm up emote in this game? Godbert has it it's not fair.
>>154923634
post armpits
>>154923634
Do you like the idea of your tomboy getting her cervix punched by hot futac@ dick cute too?
>>154923750
They obviously prefer hot futalizards.
>>154923120
naaki is a GIRL now, anon. girls don't have dicks. stop being racist delete this post
>>154923881
What about futalafel?
>>154923881
Their EB plays both.
>>154923942
naaki being trans is a shitposting joke meme he came up with
he's an overweight dude
>>154923960
Is this you?
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/6266895/
>>154924031
No. It's a meme Ahl came up with because he was sick of being made fun of for e dating a weird grown man.
>>154924062
I have a new fetish...
>>154924031
im just a greasy butterball...
>>154922647
I'll stick to duty finder
where are the tummies at
>>154924380
Sounds like you're on Balmung.
Done. Now I have no idea what to do next.
>>154923729
>>154923750
>>154923881
{No thanks.}
{I must now take my leave.}
>>154924475
>>154924475
>ywn pump this pumper to turn them into a pumpee
why live
Why do women ruin everything
>>154924475
>>154924575
stfu noobs
>>154924575
>wanting to pump a fat, autistic german man
lol
>>154924532
You're truly committed to that slut of yours, bravo.
>>154923224
>chocobo racing
I was doing that earlier, actually! I'm currently waiting for my bird to produce a new bird so I can continue. 15 minutes to go...
>>154924649
i dunno if you've ever seen this thread before friendo but it's proof men also ruin everything
Male character..looking for cute Miqote to meow just for me...
>>154924475
>>154924816
sup dud meow
>>154924820
S.S that you?
>>154924649
I recently had a girl join our Discord. Ever since I invited her she has been getting loads of attention for small things. It's getting to the point where people ignore me, then she says the exact same thing and peoole respond ASAP. There is also a tranny in my FC who has been recieving a lot of good attention just for existing.
All I wanted to do was play video games.
>>154924570
>>154924820
very nice~
>>154924575
go away rep, you SLUT
>>154924723
I can understand trying to hatepost by calling someone fat but you still didn't specify what's so horrid about being german {/think}
>>154924475
Will you let me worship you
>>154925004
That isn't really her fault now is it? Women don't ruin things in these situations, it's men that act like teenage boys. She probably just wants to play video games too.
>>154924774
Those are boys, not men
>>154924908
will you also meow for me
>>154924746
>>154923224
>Finally free and can just do it for the challenge log or fun if I feel like it
Even made enough MGP to buy Fenrir and still have 400k MGP left over.
>>154925042
dude stfu you're a nobody quite frankly and should just shut up go back to germany
>>154925097
you stfu too you disgusting butterball
>>154925129
hey dud meow
>>154925097
I already worship Aranea's fantastic cock
>>154925106
Nah, it's her fault. She has low self esteem yet talks a load of shit about everything else. She is the victim for everything.
>do raid with her
>we clear
>"sorry ><"
>she didn't even mess up
>>154924475
why do you look so unhappy
>>154924741
Don't commend her on it, I wanna fuck them sometime.
>>154925106
He didnt necessarily blame her or say she intended for me. Its just unfortunate that theres people in every FC who seem to bend over backwards merely for someone being female when its a common thing. I'd like to find an FC that wasn't 'no girls allowed!!' but also didnt have people fawning over their mere presence.
>>154925227
because he is
>>154925218can i worship their feet while you do that..
>>154925227
thingken of pump..
>>154925257
this
most of the time women do ruin everything but when they don't it's fine by me
>>154925219
low self esteem and talking shit are usually connected y'know.
how is saying sorry if she felt she could've done better a bad thing exactly? if she was a dude you wouldn't even care or notice.
>>154925257
again, girls aren't the problem there
instead of 'no girls allowed' you should be looking for 'no thirsty orbiting dudes allowed'
>>154925385
>instead of 'no girls allowed' you should be looking for 'no thirsty orbiting dudes allowed'
you could also apply this principle to this thread that can't let petty drama go and shitpost 5 times for every avatar
>>154925385
Because she does it in every single run we do. It's never about my healing or the DPS or a "good job". It is alwys about her.
>>154925186
Your catgirl is ugly as hell, opinion discarded
>keep forgetting to mooch
>reeling in instead of using a hookset
>didn't even have collectors glove on
I might as well stop playing
>>154925385
>low self esteem and talking shit are usually connected
Do people just say this or are there studies? I'm pretty arrogant and yet I don't think I have low self esteem. People just say that to me to get back at me and it usually makes no sense.
>>154924531
bring me a silly hat
>>154925314
>2 catgirls literally right there
stop "thingken"
>>154925543
Sounds like you're tired and/or distracted. That's what happens to me when I fish in that state.
>>154925603
How silly are we talkin' here?
>>154925521
hey you dunderhead reject I wasn't talking to you so make like a banana and FUCK OFF IDIOT
>>154925576
It's more of a common sense "shit out of my ass" study that I believe
>>154924475
>>154925653
cute
>>154925314
cringey
>>154925631
it must be so silly it can cause sidurgu to laugh from over one hundred malms away.
>>154925653
Open your mouth and close your eyes.
>>154925753
mickey mouse pants
>>154925753
Not even good slutty just fucking disgusting.
I want Aranea to breed me!
where are the people who play the game at
>>154925978
trying to learn how to craft from NQ items before work.
>>154925854
what the heck
rude
>>154925753
send lewd
>>154925978
On my third character getting cross-class skills before continuing the story up to Haukke
>>154926079
I like this cat more than your other one
>>154925774
>>154925817
do I look like I could star in a godzilla film
"it gojira nii-san run for hirr an king kong protect us do not worry a fine day"
>>154926079
smelly....
>>154923486
>lucky strikes
Bleh
>>154926176
Yes, let's see you deepthroat a tree.
>>154926176
naaki do you still collect pets
take me back
>>154925810
I feel like I've been set an impossible quest to get me out of the way.
>>154923486
Is that Level 5 CEO with Yoshi-Piss?
>>154924475
Moustaches
>>154926189
>>154926368
>nude cat in the background
lmao
>>154926240
simple as that baby EASY
>>154926271
I'll take you back...
back to the DUMP IDIOT SEE YA
>>154926096I don't even know what you like...
>>154926141
she's neat
max height battle moonieit's too bad I'm a huge sub which doesn't really fit her character
>>154926182
no...
female au ra were a mistake
>>154926492
Hot.
>>154926517
I'll be your sub for the night...
>>154926446
Didn't even notice it till after I posted.One day I'll remember where I saved the unmodded files so I can remove that crap
>>154926531
Au Ra was a mistake.
>this is what it could have been
>>154926492
Naaki how do you feel about tuls lap warming someone else
>>154926593that would just be really awkward...
>>154926604should post some of you with it instead
>>154926638
It hurts to live.
>>154926638
I like the current males better than their concept art
Current females are shit compared to concept art
why is meria so fuckable?
>>154926317
it'll keep you busy, won't it?
>>154926753
She has a vagina
>>154926753
she's the exact opposite
>>154926753
calm down berke
>>154926553
u rike nii-san?~ i star in big movie nao??
>>154926654
I feel really upset dud I can only recover by swallowing this tree and starring in godzilla
>>154926749
They are okay, but the fact that this exists makes me mad.
Wishing i had the good scans of the concept art.
>>154926517
moonies areSLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTSi tend to be more comfortable dom.
>>154926697I'll make you enjoy it
>>154926794
>>154926795I guess I do!
>doing Asyz La quests
>Allagans used to hunt catboys for sport
>even set caged catboys loose on the island and had competitions
Why is this allowed?
>Hardcore thirsting hour/tranny coasting hour
Why?
Weekend shitposters are here. It's going to be very bad until Monday.
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>>154908627
>Grown man hour
Check, please.
>>154926759
Well... wouldn't I just need to go buy the turkey-hat with MGP? They don't get any sillier outside of Amon's hat.
>>154926816
Upset you're missing out
It's okay naaki you'll find someone who loves you that much
oh wait
pisses of shit play with me pls
>>154927026
i don't know, if either of those could make sidurgu laugh we would have heard it already.
>>154926749
The only thing I actually dislike about female Au Ra are how terrible the scale and horn textures are.
I wrote all of my woes into a greentext to share with xivg>meet cute grill
>futa
>>154927028
shit dud that one really cut deep all i wanted to do was go to my high school spanish 2 class in peace but you had to bully me and now i...i...!!!! GETTA THE FRUCK OUT GROWN MAN DOGGU I FEED YOU TO GOJIRA DARK SOURS IS HARD!!!
>>154926985
Well when you're the most powerful empire founded on an absolute disregard for ethics and steered by a maniacal belief that everyone is inferior to you and exists merely for you to toy with for your own curiosity and amusement...
Well you become a bit of a jerk.
>>154927083
Yeah I don't really do impossible quests I tend only towards doing a series of flips, kicking something and having it explode.
Normal stuff.
tfw been up for 30 hours on drugs wew this is fun
>tfw nobody to autisticly spout memes at each other for 40+ hours at a time while trolling retards in video games
life isnt fair :/
>>154926821
I like this more because we needed actual beastmen humanoids, but Yoshi was scared that the population wouldn't want something beautiful to ERP with im sure.
>>154927171
then go stand on top of every house in every ward in the mists. take screenshots.
>>154927242
I think your fun-gland is broken.
>>154927184
nice ffxiv post
for a moment i thought it's velvet
>>154920493
Look like Hyurs with elezen ears
>>154927350
but it would be funfor meto see you in all those places.
>>154927189
No. He was too lazy to change the outfits for a single race, so he just upscaled them.
i want to forget you existed
AST buffs in 3.4, changes to barrier and cards
SE testing WHM/AST groups
>>154926929
The day has finally come...This'll make filtering me easier, at least!
>>154927124
The huge texture resolution difference between the body scales and the facial ones you can turn on and off are a curse. It's what kept me from using them on the au ra I've made.
>>154927457
I'm getting you checked in to the fun repair shop.
>>154927124
The fact that horns are tied to faces are by far my least favorite aspect of Au Ra.
>>154927524
i can totally understand that
im sorry for ever getting involved with you
>>154927774
kssch... kffll...sssll..fflfl...*gojira*...
>>154927565
no i'm scared
>>154927147
>>154927898
this is scary
please stop
>>154927524
Me too. Your inability to be able to stand on your own is why everyone left you. Be a fucking man for once.
>>154927546
SCH does way too much damage to be replaced by AST even if they buff AST shields to be better than SCH ones.
SCH kit overall is just too good. They need to nerf SCH in 4.0 for AST to ever be viable as a replacement.
>>154927351
It is an ffxiv post you dummy how do you not see how upset I am that I don't have anyone to play with?
>>154927565
Hey now, we tried sending you there and they couldn't repair jackshit.
What exactly is going on?
>>154928058
your funeral
>>154927546
>>154928005
How do we solve AST damage without something as boring as just buffing its primary DPS spells? Think of how we can do this involving their cards and shields.
chemo chemo chemo
abe abe abe
bait bait bait
paks paks paks
>>154927937
Well okay, I kinda feel bad now but I'm not getting on the roof. Roofs.
>>154928042
You stuck me in a cardboard box and threw me at their door and ran.
>>154928154
make AST shields explode for AOE damage equal to the initial heal when they're broken by damage.double the damage if the initial heal was a crit:^)
>>154928154
Give us the ability to turn cards into damaging attacks that.
No, that's a shitty idea cause it's RNG dependent. A huge problem with cards is that they're rng in the first place.
>>154927589
I would like to be able to use the fish horns with face 1 or face 3
>>154927547
Yeah, kinda hoping they'll touch them up in the future but that's wishful thinking
>>154928350
that also debuff the target*
>>154928154
Aspected Benefic (Noctural): Periodically applies a shielding effect to the target every few seconds. Can only be on one target at a time.
Noctural Aspect: Shields that are broken by the enemy deal damage to the enemy based on the size of the initial heal.
Aspected Helios (Noctural): Now instant cast but with a higher MP cost and short cooldown.
Cards: You can now cycle through cards independently with their own cooldowns and sacrifice them for the benefits they usually provide from Royal Road.
>>154927547
Hold up, are you the elf bard i used to hit on? I'll buy you those almonds if you go back.
>>154928308
i'll tell you where to find a super rare fish if you do
>>154928618
>Hold up, are you the elf bard i used to hit on?
Oh boy this gonna be a trainwreck lads
>>154928686
>*Red wiggling*
>>154928719
It was a cute elf my guy.
>>154928514
I only like that first one. I think AST needs a fairy counterpart to give it more uptime for DPS. Especially if it could build up to a certain amount inbetween pulls.
>>154928005
Even if it did comparable damage it doesn't have indom, a fairy, or boss-mechanic-be-gone (deployment tactics). Unless they nerf the absolute shit out of scholar people will still just use AST for parsing/main healing.
>>154928686
But I have caught all of the fish till 3.4. Unless the fish is a metaphor or something about "the journey" or "making friends" or "impressing women with fish".
>>154928746
Don't do that you'll give people nightmares.
>>154927963
ehlslls..sslll..aallh...hll..sshhk...*gojira*....
>>154928874
"heyy bby ur a pretty good catch
i shold know, i've caught soul of the martyr"
Red was EB's after a second
>>154927189
The game literally doesnt need and shouldn't have beastmen races as playable characters.
The moment we got the garbage races carried over from Vana'diel was the moment that became unnecessary.
>>154928874
no dude there's this totally awesome fish you probably haven't even heard of, it's calledTHAT'S RIGHT IT WAS ALL A RUSE, RED, A SETUP FOR MORE {/pet}s!
>>154929057
Just so you know I'm 100% stealing that line.
So if you see me lying in a field in La Noscea and I'm on fire, it's because it got me shot down SO HARD.
>>154928874
I need somoene to edit your face onto that cat getting ready to pounce gif.
>>154929263
its ok by the time the mch gets their opener up you'll be long gone to ishgard
Good morning shortmen!
Anyone want to run roulettes or A5N/A6N with me?
:3
>>154929212OH SWEET MERCIFUL GOD WHY I KEEP WALKING INTO IT
>>154928618
I've never been an elezen so no, sorry! I wish you luck in your giraffe catching endeavors. There's a few herds up in Sea of Clouds.
>>154929263
>Stealing that line
I thought you caught all the fish? Please don't monopolize the fishingline market!
I met a really cool femroe on Excalibur. Anyone else here from Excal?I'm starting to like femroe more and more...
>>154929436
The worst server with the worst presence from this thread
>>154929393
Aw, but we've got all the twine in the world to share in it.
>>154929436
>see multiples femroes on balmung
>half of them have "NOT A FUTA" in their search info
I have never gotten so much amusement from a gender of a video game race as I have with femroes.
>>154929436
>really cool
Hold on . . .
>>154929393
That's tragic and all but if you ever make light of my lost giraffe waifu i will end you.
>>154929646
No offense dude but there's nothing light about giraffes.
>>154929707
>chubby giraffes
>>154929360
B-but I'm as tall as Duke
>>154929393
That pic is so cute
It's like a clothing brand or a store
Can someone explain to me the rotation for BLM at level 60?
Fooled around with it in PoTD but can't say I actually understand how Fire and Ice 4 work.
>>154929780
I was addressing shortmen only,tallman.May I pound on your tight ultrachest please ;_;
>>154929646
She was probably killed and used for survival glamours at this point.
Help I fell in love with a grown man
Someone please explain why every cat and their grandmother use the Punished Y'shtola haircut despite being fucking ugly
>>154929919
Get back up again.
>>154929919
ask him to send you a pic, you'll be cured forever
>>154905113
>>154929886
No, because you didn't want me to have a good morning.Rude.
>>154929845
Get into astral fire 3, with enochian up, dump as many fire 4's as cast speed allows usually 2 before refresing astral again with fire 1 then repeat more fire 4's, shift into umbral ice when out of mana and use bliz 4 to refresh enochian and then head back into fire 4 mode again
>>154929886
you're cat is gross
>>154930032
truth
>>154930038
You single-handedly made me like highlanders. Bless you.
>>154930062
s-sorry ;_;
>>154930134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S88lwIGURxo
Does seto collar people
>>154929919
>falling in love with a grown man
>not falling in love with a normal man
pretty prison gay desu
>>154929926
It's not that bad. You just sound like a contrarian, the same type to get pointlessly upset over seeing the Minfillia hair.
It's new and people like to try new things, small fry.
>>154930413
I miss people using minfilia hair.
It looks amazing on midlanders and c@s
>>154929707
>>154929892
*unseaths lance*
>>154929845
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iws0GeBJv2fJLJOJX4TyywPy6f0x_eR5uHMC8EiyGLI/mobilebasic
>>154930262
I am immune to your memesпидapac
>>154930092
Alright.. Might seem a bit easier once I'm able to practice on the dummy at my house, but still a but confusing.
So Fire 4 doesn't refresh Umbral? So I'll need to refresh it with F1. Got it.
And you say switch to Astral which I guess implies that Ice 4 also doesn't refresh or give astral stacks and I guess instead jsut makes Enochian come back faster or refreshes it?
Also how does stuff like Thunder, Firestarter procs and Flare come into play when doing an Ice and Fire 4 rotation?
hey folks ive been hired to do archeological searches in 1 hour wish me luck
>>154930413
actually no, because Minfilia hair is cute
the y'shtola 2.0 one looks like granny hair, original y'shtola haircut is miles better
>major adjustments to AST in 3.4
>refuse to touch WAR or SCH until 4.0
???
>>154930675
Don't even try to make sense of it
>>154930675
>alienating half of your remaining playerbase
They would be dumb as fuck to nerf them now
>>154930653
Y'shtola's original hair was pretty bad. Not sure what problem you have with it besides this strange association with "grannies", which I'm not seeing anyway.
>>154930830
Heavensward already did a good job of that.
>>154930675
I can't really remember them nerfing any job outside of pvp during the normal patch cycle.
>>154930675
Major adjustments mid-expansion to buff what is unquestionably the shittiest class in the game is a lot more feasible than major adjustments that either require incredibly huge nerfs to the two most irreplacable classes in the game, or requires still-pretty-big nerfs to those classes and ALSO pretty big adjustments to every other tank and healer to compensate.
So is there anything more retarded than getting kicked from FUCKING SASTASHA
>tank asks me if I want to heal outside of Cleric Stance
>it's fucking Sastasha, I don't even have to heal more than once a minute tops
>tell him no
>actually get kicked
What the fuck.
>>154930938
report them
>>154930584
Yeah it gets much easier once you've tried it on a dummy, potd doesn't really give you much of a chance.
Once back in astral ice with bliz 3 you can pop a thunder as a filler or a thunderstorm proc and then bliz 4 will refresh enochians duration base time -5 seconds each conescutive time, so 25 sec, 20 sec then your next time round normal enochian should be off cd to put a 30s duration one up again. I don't personally use flare myself unless aoeing.
My opener on blm looks like this - sharpcast, quelling strikes, ley lines, fire 1, raging strikes enochian, fire 3 from proc, fire 4 fire 4 fire 4 swiftcast fire 1 convert fire 4 fire 4 (fire 3 if proc) blizard 3, thunder, blizard 4
into normal rotation -> fire 3 fire 4 fire 4 fire 1 fire 4 fire 4 fire 1 bliz 3 thunder(storm) bliz 4 back into fire with either fire 3 or sharpcasted fire 1 followed by proc
Hopefully that helps some
>>154930938
I guess not even the lower dungeon runs tolerate netflixing now.
>>154930938
File a report, that's bannable.
Also post their names.
>>154930938
lmao I bet you even tried to dps
learn your place, healslut
I'm votekicking every healer that DARES to switch to cleric stance
>>154930938
Why didn't you just get out of cleric stance then, even if you didnt need to heal much at all.
It's sastasha so it doesn't matter either way, probably would have gotten a com out of it for changing too.
>>154926638
>could have had femdom semen demons
>got cheap cosplay dolls
>>154930938
There is this group of WoW-influenced babbies that are used to doing only the role their job is named after so every time you mention optimizing your contribution to the group via DPS as a tank or healer, they start frothing at the mount and going insane. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU CONTRIBUTE TO THE GROUP.
>>154930938
You don't actually need to toggle off of Cleric Stance in low dungeons to heal. The cure will still heal all it needs to in the first four dungeons. Toto-Rak is the earliest you need to step out of it as a CNJ/WHM if the second boss and its adds all poison the tank
>>154931109
>being this submissive
bet you have a nice mangina tho
>>154931117
For the setting of ffxiv, what we got fits better. That's not to say the original concept wasn't appealing, but it'd be ridiculously out of place here.
>>154931109
Or
OR
the tank can stop being shit at the game and demanding unnecessary things of which he clearly has no clue of
it's better to keep your pridecause we healers get short queues anyways
>>154931208
I don't heal, friend.
>>154931332
If you say so friend. Tanks can be pretty demanding, I've had a few assholes in my day but at least they all left alone.
>>154931393
Healers aren't de facto submissives. I would have told that tank to go fuck themselves, I drop clerics when I deem it necessary. I am the boss.
>>154931004
Oh definatly.
I'll need to start using Sharpcast once I get it.
I'd also like to know what I should do with the rest of my cross-class skill. Right now I've got Raging and Quelling strikes, Hawkeye, Eye4Eye, and can't remember my fifth one.
By the way -this has nothing to do with credibillity, but more just as a reference point if how feasable this is for high level play - have you done any Savage stuff? If so, can I assume that all this is applicable?
>>154931667
>tfw you lead your dungeon parties everytime as a whm
i ride the tanks
>Run PotD
>DRG spamming Ring of Thorns instead of Doom Spike
>On 2 enemies
>Without ever even using heavy thrust
;_;
>>154931667
Healers with supriority complexes are hilarious.
>>154931004
I think you mean Fire 1 -> swiftcast Fire 4 -> convert -> fire 4 -> fire 4
>>154931916
Funnier than your spelling, professor?
>>154931275
What we got sucks cock. They're an awful looking containment race for trannies and large men named Bruce.Except for Awena's, I want to marry her lizard.
>>154931667
I don't think healers should be submissive I just thing there are things that aren't worth arguing about
>>154931916
>tanks act tough as fug
>play with their nerves, let them drop as low as possible
>halfway through they beg me to stop and top them off
Tanks are so cute when they finally accept their place
>>154931916
They are, but tanks with superiority complexes in any of the first four or five dungeons are even funnier. A tank is completely trivial pre-Brayflox. Sastasha up to Halatali can be tanked by any DPS or the healers, a tank can leave the dungeon and you'll hardly notice. A DPS will even hold aggro better than the average DF Gladiator does
>>154932069
They're okay.
>>154932191
This never happened.
>>154931670
Probably virus? Raging and quelling are the only ones I really make use of when playing blm, sometimes e4e if the healers don't have theirs up and it's needed for some reason. I haven't raided midas savage since only recently returning to play, but my group was on a3s before it killed itself. But the rotation is pretty much applicable to all content I think?
>>154931975
>I think you mean Fire 1 -> swiftcast Fire 4 -> convert -> fire 4 -> fire 4
I wish that was the case anon but I lack the spellspeed by about 70 to fit the fire 1 in without dropping astral fire off completely so I have to swap it around (playing on NA server from EU so latency reks me)
>>154932069
Awena is a man
>>154932191
This scares me and I'm just the DPS
>according to this meme i should act submissive when around alpha tank ippiki atros
lmao
>>154926638
>a tall concept art female au ra will never hold you in her strong arms and tell you that you're her property now
*unsheathes gc*
>>154932069
You should stop slobbering on Awena's cock, before you accuse anything of sucking cock.
>>154932069
Who is this...
>>154932316
Healers get kicked for that kinda shit, file it under Harassment and get a new healer instantly
>>154931916
Not wanting some braindead retard telling you how to do your job isn't a superiority complex.
If someone tells you to do something that is simply wrong in the situation, then you shouldn't keep quiet regardless of what role you play.
>>154932216
I once had a tank in low level haukke demand that we stop our dps cause he couldn't hold group aggro.
>>154932292
Oh, okay. I have 950 or so SpS and 20-50 ping so I can fit it in
>>154932125
>aren't worth arguing about
>telling the healer to stop DPS'ing
>>154932292
Virus! That's the other one I have. So I'm good on those. Alright. Will try to apply this stuff when I get to the higher levels.
>there will never be a transmog class that lets you transform into enemies to fight
>>154932417
Lol
>>154932417
Everyone gets kicked for everything so that's not much of a standard. I've been kicked for doing AoE as a DPS in an Expert Roulette.
>>154932417
If nobody dies, it's not harassment and you're abusing the vote dismissal system, which is harassment.
>>154932519
Morpher isnt really that good of an idea for a full on job in this game.
>>154932270
This can potentially happen every dungeon
DF tanks areunderstandablyinsecure about unknown healers doing this, and as much as anonymity has the potential to reveals people's true opinion, partying with random fucks shows tanks how dependent they are of the healers
>>154932437
Yeah, I started pulling everything off the DF tanks I get on my new character. They see my sprout and usually it's a comment about the new player being so bad that they can't give the tank room to get aggro. Sprouts were genuinely the best addition this game got and I always get sad when I lose it
>>154932191
wow cute image, who are you? wanna be my gf (male)?
>>154932437
>he couldn't hold group aggro
Can you blame them. It's before/during their transition to actual tank utility skills and they don't want to feel guilty if someone dies. Which, hilariously, is the healer's job.
>>154932417
>babby tank showing its true colors
Awwww, did I hurt your fee fees?
>>154932739
You have flash/unleash/overpower and you can switch targets for your combo. You also have provoke by Haukke to snap stuff back when you lose it.
End of discussion
>>154932191
>First queue of the day
>Tank is pulling enough mobs that I have to spam benefic II on CD
>He still barely survives
>This goes on for the whole 30+ minutes of the dungeon
I hate tanks. Going to start doing that.
>>154932760
are you going to be my gf (male) or what? me on the left
>>154932934
Let them get down to like 10% or 20% health every time. Your blizzard 2 spam > their comfort
>>154932760
>announce that you are going to be a faggot
>be a faggot
>get kicked
>cry that all tanks suck and im the real god as you wait in the que for another group
>>154932615
>partying with random fucks shows tanks how dependent they are of the healers
This would be true if healers were more.. rare. Also most people in this thread are sucking healers dicks and they act as if they are not dependent on a tank. But every low-t male and every female plays a healer, and they tend to lash out at the tanks because healers are just not as needed.
before you retort, think about the last time when a healer was an adventurer in need
Meow
>>154932885
>flash/unleash/overpower
>provoke
That anonymous mentions Haukke Manor and the tank wanting people to stop DPS'ing. I refuse to believe this was a high level tank or not someone that only picked up Dark Knight. So this is a new tank that's getting settled into this role. Even with Flash and Overpower, if their DPS is any good they WILL lose enmity. If they're a Dark Knight it's not surprising for them to be a shitter that hasn't leveled Marauder/Gladiator.
>>154933153
>before you retort, think about the last time when a healer was an adventurer in need
Like 4 hours ago.
>>154933153
>before you retort, think about the last time when a healer was an adventurer in need
The system is broken.
I already had instaqueues as a healer while tank was in need, and 5 minutes queues as a tank while tank was still in need.
>>154933240
hope you took a screenshot
>>154933178
It was a level 30 WAR with defiance. He had a 60 PLD and a 60 MNK.
Most people that play this game are trash.
>>154933178
>Overpower
>Lose enmity
No
>GLA/PLD
Only when you, yourself, are not familiar with the role whatsoever. It just happens more 50 Paladins suck dick, too, so it's no surprise that the 30 ones do.
But no, a MRD/WAR has NO excuse to ever lose aggro when Overpower is a thing.
>>154933297
Do you have In Progress selected?
Every time I tank and I wait more than 10 seconds thats normally the deal. Switch it on and be the hero of the group that they need.
>>154933153
>>154933371
Overpower kills TP, Flash just buys you a little more time but you'll start running low.
>>154933368
I gave the benefit of the doubt and lost.
>>154933646
You don't kill TP at any point in a leveling dungeon. Two Overpowers, one flash if you have it (you should for these at least) and you don't lose aggro when you rotate your Butcher's combo. You even have Berserk to carry you
>>154933159{/pet}
Anyone else have a shit ton of issues with Win 10 and this game? Ever since I upgraded on my secondary rig the game has been riddled with problems, sound will cut out ingame, random DX11 crashes, the game causing my web browser to crash if I have videos playing while playing the game, etc.
Anyone else deal with anything similar or know how to solve any of this issues? Cause in this current state I won't be able to use this rig to play 14 and it's the only one I currently have since I'm out of the country :(
>>154933646
It's okay. If he wasn't comically bad, I wouldn't have even mentioned him.
>>154933159[LIZARD SOUND]
anybody wanna be my gf
>>154933721
It's like you're completely ignoring my argument but for what purpose.
>>154933917
Go do two overpowers and one flash right now ingame and tell me what your TP is like, anon. You don't lose aggro with MRD/WAR when Overpower is a thing because you only need two and a Flash before rotating your single target. Even if you exclude Berserk and Maim you don't lose aggro, if you include them then your pull takes even less time
>>154933905
what are you looking for?
>>154933905
I can be your male(male) gf
>>154933905
How can anyone be your gf if we're allgrown men?
>>154933897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iArCSt3tCgs
>>154933905
same question
looking for someone cute that likes cooking, to love with all my heart
calm down pizaboi lmao
>>154934316
Does it have to be hq?
Post chill tunes for roulette runs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e_Pek92-Gw
>>154934558
go back to cute catboy
>>154934449
no, as long as it's made with love it's hq in my eyes
>>154933781
Nope. Everything is dandy.
>>154934558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep-kug6Fhf0
The chillest.
>>154934669
this is dumb as heck, i wonder whats wrong with my game.
>>154934657
Your low standards concern me. What's stopping you from running around with other people?
I miss Alice...
Can you get an apartment if you already have a house?
I miss Kaori...
>>154935110
tfw you can't pet the sweet moonie Alice
>>154934939
i just want someone to love and who loves me back. why would I go to other people if I have what I want?
>>154934838
Might want to reinstall everything if you don't want to bother troubleshooting.
I miss Ninii...
>>154935223
Yes
>>154935110
Probably too busy ERPing.
>sprout catboys
>>154935410
>tfw you trick a sprout catboy into your erp dungeon and make him your personal cum dispenser
>>154935410
It's every female character's duty to pounce on c@boys and make them lose their sprout status, disregarding whether the c@boys want it or not.
They will learn to like it.
>>154935242
I don't have enough faith in anyone from 4chan. Sorry anon.
>>154935410
>>154935573
Ftelbitch baits
What apair of cute c@s
>>154935652
its ok im used to that
>>154935779
terminator in the background
i want to eb average midlander
>>154935601
People who play females dont like male characters. These are other gay catboy posts.
>>154935892
Wow don't do that.. ok fine we can talk for a bit. What server do you want to make alts on? I'm not using my main.
>>154936054I'm a femroe and I LOVE c@boys and midlanders
>>154936091
You rock
>tfw male au ra with no femroe gf
>>154936093
no no its fine you don't have to force yourself to talk to me out of pity
i'll just go do some dungeons intead. have a nice day, anon
>>154936301
>tfw male character with no thicc gf because all the "females" look like 12y/o girls with mosquito bites for tits and a plank for an ass
>>154936301
Just go out and get one.
>>154934602
There is an over saturation of the catboy market.
>>154934826
Not bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpqOWO6ctsg
>>154936340
It's not pity i just feel bad judging you for using the same website i do. Last chance to accept before i close the thread.
>>154936503
I don’t know any...
>>154936552
nah im good, my queue popped anyways
have a nice day, friendo!
>>154936521
you should still reconsider
support your local alchemists.
I will keep Ul'dah safe!
>>154936890
futa potion?
>>154936947
Good lord, put some clothes on,shortman!
>>154936947
futa?
>>154937106
futa?
How is everyone today?
>>154937742
Want to kill myself.
>>154937742
I wish I was between those legs
>>154936890
I'll support you with a dick and sweet nothings.