Dota 2 General /d2g/

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NO ANIME SHITTERS ALLOWED PAST THIS POINT
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can we have just one thread without fucking anime

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> Stopped playing at the start of the year.
> Feel good about moving on after 3500+ hours.
> Just finished re-installing.
Glad to see /d2g/ hasn't changed much in 9 months.
How was TI?
What team is RTZ on now?
What team is Puppy on now?

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based rtz
based sumail
based EG

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>Business Manager

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Hey guise, what's up?

Adelaide

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>gets triggered by tia go
>ignores blitz """"""whites""""""" poster

we all know whos the best SHIT poster here

>>154884076
ppd was seriously the worst "pro" to ever graced dota 2

he was only good at drafting

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post lycan

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This is the conduct summary of somebody who has lost 140 behavior score.

>>154884310
means you have 1 or 2 reports senpai

t. maths undergrad
a msc would be able to tell you how many exactly senpai

>>154884310
stop pinging
stop all chat keywords like "stupid fucking retard"

>>154884078
h-hey

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>Sunsfan
STOP IT

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JUST

this dnd is some magical realm shit

>>154884565
>best squad ever
>"JUST"
?

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>>154884401
I use the word "nigger" both in allies and all chat. All the time.

And so far I have never gotten less than 9500 good guy points.

I don't think the algorithm takes key words into consideration.

>>154884565
Did ppd get contacts or something?

>>154884401
I never ping or use all chat.

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>>154884310
I've never checked my behavior score once and don;t intend to but I get a "reported more than 99% of players" literally every single conduct summary.

>>154884634
>no fear
>no bonjwa captain
>lulteezy

literally the definition of JUST

>>154884565
LMOA
quit while you're ahead i guess

>>154884702
it's a lie. if you get more than 4 reports it says that

>>154884708
ppd was only good at drafting, that's it

even then his drafting failed in top 3 TI

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>>154884702
doing god's work son

>>154884760
>PPD was only good at drafting
>his drafts cost them an easy TI
???

>>154884760
PPD is also the only screaming angry little man glue that kept the org together in the first place.

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>>154884658
wah sugoi qt bb taigo onee chan^^
>I don't think the algorithm takes key words into consideration.
being muted takes that into consideration
how many times you ping per
how many times you type in all chat excessively

>>154884665
>i dindu nuffin

>>154884565
Man PPD was everything in that team
Rip the Washington - Kabul Connection

>>154884760
You fucking idiot every fucking time
All star teams never work out, they are memes to generate cash flow
you need weak links in teams to create identity look shut up funnek

>>154884837
DUDE

BREW

LMAO

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>>154884905
>PPD's final draft was picking RTZ for EG again

>>154884195
>ppd was seriously the worst "pro" to ever graced dota 2
did you not watch any of the games or what
hes not terrible at dota, and to say that really just shows ur ignorance

>>154884859
actually fear was the guy who kept the org together he was the guy they all wanted to play with

why the fuck is d2g riddled with subhuman weeb shit, fuck this place is dead

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I haven't reminded you losers in a while so take notice that this game is still a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out breaks more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into the market like the Steam VR, that probably costed both an unimaginable amount of money to produce that still even raw content, and the resources that a company like Valvo would probably never have unless they hadn't jewed over 60 million big ones with DOTA 2 tournaments.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VR shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now?

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your existence, seriously.

>>154884565
you could have stopped this, why didn't you ?

Please no memes doturds, is adelaide a guy or a girl?

>>154884894
This isn't an allstar team
only 2 TI winners, rest are shitters

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>>154885040
> he doesnt know about the filters
lmoa

>memeteezy
>not miracle-

how do you fuck that up

>>154885172
xy

>EG going for the all-star meme team strat
how long until rtz is kicked?

>>154884891
If I did do shit, I wouldn't have gotten up to 10k behavior score in the first place.

Valvebro here

Just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider killing yourselves.

We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.

A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Sun Wukong and that we should focus on fixing the FPS issues that have been getting worse throughout each patch instead of just putting more Battle Passes for you guys to spend money on.

More immortals with excessive particles and incomplete broken cosmetic sets for the Autumn Battle Pass are what's on the table for discussion right now.

What do you guys think?

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>>154885147
Oh yea post more drunk sluts with big titties you loser

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>>154885040
What's your definition of sub-human??

>>154885317
>getting triggered by a mere 2% decrease in behavior score
i bet u tilt like a motherfucker too ahahah

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Also,

Reminder that I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them

Reminder that my now 51 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/

Reminder that that EQUALS TO A 35 WINS TO 0 ZERO LOSS RATIO

Reminder that you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763

Reminder that once the New Journey Update and a new balance patch come out Abaddon will be top pick again

Reminder that I am the true chosen by the mist

>>154885040
the Legion fag just change his copypasta to a different one

filtering shitter is like the easiest thing ever

>>154885464
UUUU

I'm ok if you guys won't even use this one >>154884902
But hey, stop editing the template.
>killurselves.com

Nice comedy skills, I reversely laughed to death right there.

Don't mislead the newcomers.

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>tfw 66% winrate with Enigma

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>>154885429
>loser

Yeah actually I get laid all the time, not that hard, slap on a cheap suit, go down to the bar and act like I have some kind of big important job and lots of money, when they see my apartment they believe it because my apartment is so nice (Thanks Obama)

Fuck em', dump em', and chillax all day

>Wasting money traveling

Na, I'm gonna chill and play video games all day with my buds and keep banging random bitches :^)

You make it sound like life is hard, it really isn't, you just gotta use what you have to your advantage, free money and housing and weed? Who the fuck WOULDN'T take that?

There are two types of people in this world, wolves and sheep, which one are you?

>>154885549
>legion fag is tiago
way to out yourself ti6 babby

ppd was not a good drafter

>>154885745
guess i should filter episode, all its a XXXX episode are unfunny shit anyway

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>>154885603
Its the Dota 2 gen nigger but people caught onto him so he has to edit threads in any way he can so he can have his special snowflake threads, it only happens on euro time

Some people take steps to make this place habitable, but it's sure as hell not the non-whites.

>could've been a 2 ti winner
>drafts Brewmaster

>>154885793
are you saying eg placed highly in all those tournaments by just skill? lmao not even the most delusional murican could believe that

PPD just started believing the whole master dafter meme and it fucked him over.

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>>154885603
LOL

Only now you noticed?

I changed the OP text a couple of days when I was the one to make one of the threads.

It's been like that for over 3 days or something.

I'm literally LMAO'ing at your sad life.

Loser.

hehehehehe

>>154885891
>could've been a 3 ti winner
>drafts Mason

>>154885887
>le non whites boogeyman
haha stay nu beta male cuck

>>154885891
>Regarded as one of the best drafters in the entirety of Dota 2
>PICKS BREWMASTER IN TI FINALS

Did he ever explain why he did that? Might as well have picked sniper for highground defense if he wanted a useless hero.

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>>154885865
>filtering episodio in english
N-Nooooooo!!!!!

any one wanna fap over ppd and arteezy erp in private on steamleave your steam id

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Denmark
Sweden
Uzberkistan
Pakistan
India

Now this is a proper melting pot team I can cheer for

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>154886067
>Did he ever explain why he did that?
nope, i hope that now he is a manager that he will though.

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DEE ARTEEZY CYCLE

>>154886195
Russia*
Arteezy isn't uzbeki, it's like sumail living in NA

>>154886195
eg is a european team

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How did Arteezy get away with this shit ?

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does anyone actually read those spergings by the autists lmao

>>154886054
>anime poster
>calls me loser

So did you all buy your cute Jessie doll, masturbate and cum on her face, then leave the room and imagine all your other toys trying to console her while she cries, knowing she can't get the cum off her face because it would cause suspicion?

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>tfw no sheever gf

>>154886518
you do what your mum always tell you

dont look at them special kid, dont make eye contact with the retards.

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Reminder that Arteezy turned off his stream early to fuck Nyanners

>fear as a coach
>PPD as manager

damn

these generals are in need of a purge phams

>>154886753
>>154886753
can we get nyanners to do the ANDY SALAD arteezy rap in weeb?

>>154887067
>there are plebes in d2g

New hero :

Hzvaes, The Phython King

Str, Meele

Skill 1: Glare
Instantly slows the target. Duration is reduced the more enemy heroes are around.
Free pathing is enabled until the stun/slow ends.
It becomes a stun during Phyton form.

Stun duration: 5
Duration: 4/4.5/5/5.5
Cast range: 200
Phython cast range: 800/900/1000/1100
Reduction per hero detection radius: 150
Slow: 80%

Cooldown: 10

Skill 2: Dissolving Stench
Commands each core to release a stench that deals damage and reduces armor.

Radius: 175
Damage(Physical): 150/160/170/180
Armor reduction: 2/3/4/5

Cooldown: 4.33

Skill 3: Consume
Devours the target hero dealing pure damage. If it dies by this ability, Phython King's armor is permanently increased.

Damage: 75/150/225/300
Armor per kill: 1

Cooldown: 12/11/10/9
Skill 4: Phython Form
Transforms into an extending mighty Phyton enhancing his abilities as he splits into cores.
Each kill increases the length of Phython Form which is passively collected without this ability being learned.
This ability creates core every 100 range increase.
Innate bonus per kill: 25
Length bonus per kill: 50/75/100
Duration: 20

Cooldown: 40

Cores
-doesn't attack
-can cast spells
-can cast items but goes on cooldown on other cores and even the main hero after usage.
-Invulnerable
-Has collision size of a hero but you can phase out.
-No collision against itself

Rate pls

>>154886067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kmzLzUyF70&t=2m56s

Why is tiny allowed to have an aghs that does so much?

>>154886973
this is what you get for letting him make new threads

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Is Zyori actually taking notes on his notepad in this dnd game?

>>154887141
I literally went outside one day (today) ONE DAY and EG fucked the things up. Better stay in house.

>>154887253
dog shit armor

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>>154887159
Plebe is already a plural. It's like saying peoples

>>154887067
I think you're "waifu" fucks pretty much anyone desu

>>154887413
t. plebian lol

Noun[edit]
plebe (plural plebes)

(US) a first year student at a US military academy; a cadet
common person

>>154887475
she has a bf
was known before she decided to use her name "Taylor" in her videos
which triggered the chans

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>>154884702
hahaha

>>154886753
what exactly is the appeal of Nyanners? She's not even cute like that Turkish girl

I just ripped my blanket in half and threw my chair through the balcony door and it landed on my car and smashed the windscreen in a fit of rage over dota. I think I'm going to uninstall it now.

>>154887627
>she has a bf
no she doesn't.

>>154887693
At least youre not a moefag

Lizards are cute desu.

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>Someone tries to steal mid from me
>"2 mid I help"
>They give me mid
Every time it's fucking hilarious.

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>>154887852

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I miss him already ;_;

>gypsy
>memememe
>/pol/
>manlet
>BLOGSNSTUFF

Kaipi are literally team d2g

Anyone else thought Brewmaster's passive drunken brawler made HIM have a 20% chance to miss? But when he does hit it hits hard

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>PPD went from drafting heros to literally drafting teams and human lives

i guess the game finally got too boring and easy for him

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>>154888131

>>154887758
https://www.instagram.com/p/3QGDovopUe/?taken-by=nyannerchan&hl=en

>>154886518
if your talking about the retarded double spaced guy than no, half of his shit if filtered already most of the time

>>154888285
>>154887758
https://twitter.com/TaylorNyanners/status/748289089472987136

>>154888286
the fuck is wrong with using the enter key
it's on the god damn keyboard


does this anger you, anon-kun?

>>154888424
he is doing it to avatarfag, not to separate thoughts

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Why does this guy sound like a shitskin? >>154888424

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>no marble sculpture hero
uhh dotards?

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I won the first game on my new account! nothing can stop me now!

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buckle up im gone guys

>>154888445
>>154888768
Why are you saying dudester?

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>>154888663
Soon.

why doesn't bulldog have a gf ?

>>154889097
he is autistic pretty much, it's so easy for esport pros to have gfs due to their fame

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>>154889114

hmmmm....

That's pretty cute...

how is spark wraith not the most broken thing in any videogame ever?

>wake up
>EG become EU now
lmao

>>154889324
next patch will take away vision from it. arc warden is just like WW and earth spirit, he will be nerfed in every patch of his existance

>>154889410
adelaide?

>>154889403
how about give it 600 cast range instead of global?

>>154887230
hmm a snowball hero

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>literally have half the thread filtered

really makes you think

>>154889508
no that's not adelaide

that's cancer trying to take the form of it

>>154889329
i wonder why do peruvians play dota
i am glad they don't make it to TI

>>154887413
Is this bait? "Peoples" is a word, it is literally the plural of people.
And no, fuck's sake, "people" is not already plural.

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Cr1t: EU
zai: EU
Sumail: Asia
Universe: NA
Arteezy: NA

Is EG NA or not?

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>>154884195
>top 3 in last 3 TIs
>not the greatest dota captain ever

>>154889705
Sumail lives in NA, not asia

regardless of this
all of EG now live in NA
scrim in NA
play in NA
compete in the NA bracket for TI

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>>154889793
>They play on a computer on the North American continent so the team is NA!

Are you actually retarded?

>>154889776
fear pretty much was the shotcaller

peedur was a draftbot

>>154889587
install 4chanx and then turn on reclusive filtering and turn off stubs

>>154889776
el presidente has a streak of TI top 2 for 3 times in a row

he also was relevant in Dota 1, and is still relevant in dota 2 ( hasn't got cucked by an Org and forced to retire to a desk job)

>>154889996
>4chanx
i am good on that

>>154889896
Not him but stop asking stupid fucking questions you stupid animeshitter faggot

EG is fucking NA

>>154889896
you are the retarded one

Are some epl teams african since majority of them don't have UK players?

It's always based on where they play, which is the UK and in this case for EG, NA.

Do you think Slark dreams about his time in fish prison? Do you think his cock twitches and oozes as images and memories of voracious burly scaled men dance across his vision? Holding him down and forcing their sweat sickened scales over his own as they force themselves deep in him. I bet he's such a little whore

>>154890139
does that mean Secret is SEA now ?

>>154890074
TI1 was a joke, so that didn't count
which leaves only TI2,3

with TI3 he cheated with fountain pudge hook as well kek

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>>154890205

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>>154890153
>>154890139

>baited this hard

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>>154890153
The nationalities of the players is the only thing that matters.

>>154890262
Secret lives in Istanbul
plays against EU teams
competes in EU bracket for TI

Secret is EU

>>154890262
since when does EG have 3 euro players and since when did I imply secret is not an european organization?

>>154890074
>joke TIs with shit competition and bug abusing
Dear me these yuropoors are delusional, remind me what he placed at TI6 or even TI5 for that matter

>>154890270
they played Ehome 2010 in final and not CDick so i guess TI5 doesn't count too.

which leaves third place in TI4 and getting cucked by DC in TI6

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>It is a daily audiovisual bulletin were some people tries to block cute Chinese cartoongirls in a site based in cute Chinese cartoongirls

Oh wow

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Is Artour playing position 1?

If so good, his position 2 is awful

>>154890887
>his position 2 is awful

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Why is life so shit?

>>154890887
yes he is the carry, sumail mid
universe 3
zai 4
crit 5

>Americans are worse at Dota than niggers

>>154890959
It's true, Sumail is the better mid x100

>>154886069
You're responding to his post where there is episode so you're filtered too

>>154891058
I take genuine offense to this. Take that back. You know that's not true and that's just an excessively mean thing to say

>>154891179
shartistani detected

>>154890293
>2016
>nationalism still exists
This has never made any sense to me.

>pick omni
>play like fucking shit
>win
Dotards??

>>154891058
Aren't you like 40% black and mexican or something down there? That's quite a bit of disconnect in what you think an American is and what one actually is.

>>154891029
I imagine crit and zai pos will swap often depend on the sp duo they pick

pos 4 ES, Rubick, riki, kk will be on cr1t

>>154891271
It's because you have very low testosterone. May as well start HRT, you sissy

I'll put my credibility on the line here, and say that Dota 2 is the best game of all time. By "best game of all time", I refer to artistic and technical production, and gameplay design iteration (since Dota is arguably one of the most iterated upon computer game).

From a technological rendering standpoint, it's visuals may not be king, but the art assets, overall art direction, and particle effects are the best that I have ever seen. The most excellently, tastefully produced art that I have ever seen in a game.

The voice cast is the best I have ever heard, Dota 2 has Duke Nukem (Jon St. John), Cortana (Jen Taylor), Nathan Drake (Nolan North), the entire L4D cast, the entire Half-Life 2 cast, the entire Team Fortress 2 cast, and GlaDOS from Portal.

Let's actually get down to the gameplay. No two games I have ever played have felt similar to the point of feeling rote. Each and every hero in Dota 2 is distinctly different from another, offering a uniquely encapsulated experience with well-defined goals for every single playable character in Dota. Because every hero feels so profoundly unique, every game that I play of Dota 2 feels fundamentally different in a way that League of Legends is not able to reproduce.

I could go on, and on, but at this point I might as well just make a video essay. Also, I have some Dota to play. Dota 2 is seriously a game I could play ad-inifnitum, and never get tired of. Why bother with any other game?

Why speculate about other games in the genre, and other genres, when the best game ever made is already here?

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So who got the better deal, RTZ or EE?

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>>154887654
that's cute

Anyone else fuming with anger everytime they see Bulba? I just fucking hate everything about this guy. He's not even that good I don't get how he's still in the pro scene. Fuck him so much that ugly fucker

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>anime shitter on EG

its over

>>154890742

I know, right.

>>154891169
So he basically blocks people that didn't even post what he blocked?

>your favorite hero
>the aghs you would give them if you could either add an aghs bonus or change one

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>>154891480
What the fuck? I thought he was a normie Chad.

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Why is he so fun lads?

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>>154891675

>>154891480
>4k party MMR

So he's aiming to be another Miracle? Good at soloqueue pubs but sucks whale dick with a coordinated team?

>Undying
>20% Damage amp is now applied with Q in meat golem form

>>154891480
zai and crit watch anime regularly

arteezy watches whatever zai recommends

and I know universe watches some anime but I have no idea what

>>154891576
Lifestealer
If he was still in the game, I would make assimilate have longer range and allow it to be used while infesting.

>>154891576
Axe
Counter Helix now has a 100% chance

>>154891817
How do you know these things

>>154891817
zai is definitely not a fucking weeb
he knows his shit and isnt a moefaggot

>>154891805
>>154891576
whoops, accidental

>>154891889
i'm autistic and follow dota personalities regularly

>>154891805
most pros do not take party queue seriously and just use it to fuck around with

only people who used to take party queue slightly serious was sing but I think he sorta got pissed off being paired with the same twenty or so players doing the same fucking strats

>>154891760
autism out bust

>>154891872
What if counter helix procced every time Axe attacked?

>They don't know how autofarm ancients with a dominated Fel Ghost

this is why your gpm is below 4 digits, like your mmr lmao

>no CTR champ
dotards??

Dont forget to watch Tip of the Hats tomorrow, to make kids with cancer live like normal kids. Dont forget to donate.

>>154892308
>CTR
Crash Team Racing? Tiny is on that game.

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You fucking /d2g/ shitters keep watching streams and looking at stats, you never actually play the game.
You think you're good because you watch the high MMR matches, guess what, you're not.

>>154892243
>if people express their emotions they are autist

So chinks = humans?

>RTZ back on EG

Isn't this the textbook case of insanity? Repeating the same thing over and over expecting a different result?

>PPD is "coach"
What is the masterplan here?

>>154892430
stop

just fucking stop now LD

>>154892430
ok

Artour is playing the 5

Crit is playing 1

>>154892470
>What is the masterplan here?
make a cut of their earnings without ever having to touch this botched game ever again

>>154892470
Fear is coach

PPD is being shipped to somewhere in the EG org, basically he got kicked but they still want to use his name to promote EG

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>>154891576
>Meepo
All your teammates are forced to abandon, their items are automatically sold for 100% of their value and the enemy team loses any gold earned from their deaths. (If gold would go negative, most recent purchases are refunded)

>>154892597
This

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_leader

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post all ur fucking rare zais NOWE

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>>154892808

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>>154892612
>a 6 slotted meepo with a moonshard is scary

>>154892280
only viable and efficient on dire ancient

>>154892457
no, anime fags dont know how to show emotion so they sperg out like that webm

>>154893058
whatever anon everyone has autism in your vocabulary lolol

>>154893128
bigdaddynolan is not a hero

hes a coward, a cucked coward

>>154893128
Everything you play

>>154893057
It can actually be done in radiant too using 2 branches to push it into the cliff

>>154893251
> and efficient
reading comprehension

>>154892597
? you didnt even read the site...PPD left to work at twitch. he is not part of EG.

how can you be confused about something thats right there in print for you to read

>>154893360
100 gold for automated ancient farming seems incredibly efficient to me m8

>>154893251
Shouldn't the dark troll priest be better in that case?

>>154893635
Its attack range and attack damage got reduced, also he doesn't deal pierce damage anymore.
The fel ghost deals more damage, has more range AND deals pierce damage (+50% to ancient creeps)

>>154893418
you do know twitch own EG right ?

and obviously with his resume of "highschool -playing dota 2" ppd is being shipped to an esport deskjob.

how can you not even put 2 and 2 together when its all right there in front of you to think ?

goddamn there are some dumbasses that post here

>>154893418
>Peter “PPD” Dager will be stepping away from being the captain of the Dota 2 team in order to pursue a business management role with the Evil Geniuses brand.
>EG

are you some inner city nigger who cant read or something m8 ?

>>154893792
owning a company doesn't mean two organizations are the same organization

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>>154893441
its not rocket science anon

any hero that would opt hotd anyways are going to have the ability to clear ancient stacks in anyway and have satanic in their lategame build
>sven
>luna
>gyro

its not revolutionary like some clan iraq builds

odd dotes
even watch things

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>tfw stuck playing with people like this in my games

Low mmr dota is suffering. One day I will escape the trench.

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>queue on EUW at 5am
>random Timbersaw
>team picks 4 cores that all want to lane too
>no courier
>PA and last pick Void come to your lane
>get mad and afk jungle with iron talon
>lose very slowly because your mid and safelane are trying really hard and the other team is dogshit too
How do you extract enjoyment out of games like these?

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>in pub match
>get destroyed by pudge
>need more practice
>start bot match
>get destroyed by pudge

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>no esports
>subhuman bloggers out of the woodworks

poetic

Tips on winning ability draft :

1.If there's a mirror image, take it
2.If there's a track, take it
3.If there's ancestral spirit, take it
4.If there's surge + wyvern ice attack, take it
5.If there's short cd spells, take it
6.if there's voodoo + raigor's passive, take it
7.if there's teleport, take it

Is League pay to win? If i dont invest money, how much time will take to unlock everything?

>>154894572
>use strong abilities

holy shit i never would have thought of that

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>tfw you check your Tinkers items at 14 minutes and he has mana boots wand sobi mask

Guys help me, i want solid arguments
>>154894586

>>154894586
Technically it's not P2W because you can grind to get everything related to gameplay like champions and runes but it'll still take a few months of playing before you have a solid account if you spend no money at all. Grinding to get ever champion will take a couple of years of casual, but frequent playing.

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any sniper players here? i'm gonna kick your ass.

>>154894586
3-4 years but it will take you longer to git gud anyway anon

>>154894651
>check your Batrider's opening item build
>12 clarities

Esports when?

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What should this hero be?

>>154894996
a /d2g/ carry to support?

>>154894572
This is fucking stupid

you fucking suck

t.ability draft expert

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our guy mason is streaming

>>154894904

I'm pretty sure every sniper picker is either a young South American new to video games or some braindead COD fan from the midwest.

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>>154895074
Obligatory.

Why is Centaur's stun just a shittier version of Slardar's stun?

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>/lolg/

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does anyone have an updated secret/eg was wrong or whatever its is

>>154894572
What is raigor?

>>154895469
Because Stampede is a better Sprint

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Dotards?

>just want to make some toast
>barely any other food in the house
>start getting bread and shit out
>girlfriend ate the last of the fucking butter

jesus fucking christ

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why/when do you buy manta on TA? learning to play her and i dont understand why the item is so popular.

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what a delicious thick slut

>>154894896
>>154894909
Thank you guys

>>154896307
Who this?

>>154896307
I would hit that, many times

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where did the animeposters go?

>>154896298

Manta is an item that should be bought on anyone not Naga/Alc/TB purely as a purge/scouting item. Because +stat items are generally pretty garbage on anyone that just wants to build damage. The lone exception being morphling.

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>>154896339

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>>154896394
thick

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>>154896553
replaced by me, the superior Pugna poster

>ARTEEZY AGAIN

YOU
CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP

Is slacks our guy?

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say my name

>>154896903
PEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDUUUUURRRRRRRRRR

>>154896793
yeah he's reddit personified

>>154896307
she has a really, really niggery face. thinking quadroon.

>>154896903
let's be honest

this is literally the end of na dota on a competitive level.

why did he kill it, bros?

>>154897165
ppd is europe's hero

>>154896553
>animeposters
>implying its not you
>implying its not a single person
>implying implications
>implying waterfalls are not going down, instead they go upwards

>>154897165
EE is on an american team this time.

reminder there is a skeleton inside you right now, waiting for the right moment

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>>154897342
>EE is on an american team this time.

Yeah, it's over.

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>>154897528
>doubting our senpai

>>154897528
envy fucking amazes me

and this is from a professional game, too, not some pub or scrim

>>154897683
I've watched him play for years

yeah I'm doubting this moron

>ritsu jr

mason BTFO poo in the loos

You went to a private primary school and I went to a public school, we both ended in the same high school. We both took the same course but, I went to a state college and you went to an expensive private university, we both end up in the same workplace and receive the same salary. You woke up from the soft bed and I woke up from the floor, we both had a peaceful night rest. Your outfits are all expensive, mine are all simple and cheap, we both still cover our nakedness. You ate fried rice and roasted chicken, I ate local made food but we both still ate to our satisfaction. You ride on your own car, I use public transport but we still get to our various destinations. You may be reading this post from your Samsung Galaxy 7 Edge, iPhone 6+ and I typed it with my Touch One broken screen, we still see the same message.�Lifestyle is not a competition and there are different ways to get a lot of things done, different lanes all leading to the same destination. Just because your neighbor is doing things faster does not mean you are failing.�Happiness doesn't come from having everything, but making the best out of what you have, it's all about how you see yourself. Happiness is not having what you like. Happiness is liking what you have and being content.�God is the center of our life...�Enjoy life and what you have.

>>154897847
wheres mason streaming

>>154897847
lit who

>>154897946
/masonmjw

>NOT WATCHING OUR GUY

Serious question, I'm new to the dota 2 pro scene and I was wondering if EE is actually retarded?

>>154898072
aren't all anime tards?

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>>154898072

>>154898072
you cant tell from looking at his face?

hint: when a 100% chinese guy is like 6'3, it means his parents have mutated zygotes likely from exposure to radiation or something. EE is not only a retard but some kind of mutant retard.

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>>154896609
I'd slam my baby gravy into that hoes cervix as the kids say

>>154894136
brave as fuck LC commend

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>>154898272
awww das it mane

>>154894136
>1/10/2 slark
>4/1/4/2

>complaining about anyone else's play

>>154893128
nature's profit, building aghs

Guys so it looks like some games fail for shitty devs? Well time to be the next james and start develeping games!

>>154898350
You are not her, she dont lurks /d2g/

>>154898272
thicc

THICCCCCCCC

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>>154898631
you sure

>>154898631
>dont lurks

reminder that mason is more anime than ee

ETA on when RTZ leaves/gets kicked from EG and joins Secret again?

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>>154898882
>it is what it be

>>154898794
>>154898882
Alright i didnt know, also:

>Accidental boob touch

>>154884054
TI was gud

we found out yesterday RTZ is in EG

ppy still in secret

I miss Bruno.

I miss 2GD.

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Should remake this into EG later

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>>154896553

I went to watch some Anime, of course.

And now I'm going to sleep.

Cya, dudester.

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ded

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/d2g/ what is the base way to diffuse a bully Spirit Breaker in pubs? I play supports mostly and he usually isnt a problem for me, even with wards my team kinda shits the bed on not getting picked off by him. Another possibly the same question is, when he jumps me I usually eules his fat fucking ass before impact and depending on situation, try to fight him or just run. I feel like I could be doing something better than that against him as a support. Any tips that might be better than what I am already doing?

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>no one good streaming

Fuck what should I do now

>>154899737
pick a stun

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M E M E S

>>154899767
watch mason you shitstain

>>154899003
who is the girl?

>>154900092
Fuck that fat piece of shit

>>154900128
get out.

>>154900250
When will this liking Mason meme end

This mason game is getting hard to watch

Reminder
EU players with TI win:
All of Alliance
3 Ukranians of Navi

NA players with TI win
Fear
PPD
Aui2000 (might count as chink win)

>>154900546
i always forget that aui won a ti

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You can pick one and only one.
She is:
>healty
>T H I C C
>8.5/10
>overrated
>a goddess
>a fat meme
>sucking zyoris dick

>>154894572
I haven't played ability draft in over a year

Is it still a broken piece of shit?

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DOTA ALL STAR MASON MADE HIS SPLASH ON THE COMPETITIVE SCENE BY SHITTING ON KIDS WHO HAVE BEEN MAKING PENNIES FOR YEARS WHILE HE STROLLED IN AND WON MULTIPLE TOURNAMENTS AND MADE FAT STACKS.

WIDELY REGARDED AS THE BEST PROFESSIONAL DOTA 2 PLAYER IN THE SCENE BY HIS PEERS AND FANS, MASON REMAINS HUMBLE AND EAGER TO LEARN. EVEN THOUGH HE NO LONGER PLAYS, HE STILL HAS IMMENSE RESPECT FOR PEOPLE WHO TAKE THE GAME SERIOUSLY.

NOW LIVING A LUXURIOUS LIFESTYLE REMOVED FROM THE DOTA SCENE, MASON ENJOYS SPENDING HIS TIME READING BOOKS, WALKING HIS DOG, AND MAKING LOVE TO HIS BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND.

>>154900598
no wonder she's so fat she's always eating and drinking shit fucking americans honestly

>>154900598
I choose
>another irrelevant noname Zyori and the others wanna make relevant
So sucking his dick I guess.
Atleast GrandGrant I could understand, he might be shit at casting and a shitstain, but atleast he has tons of knowledge about NA dota scene,even from the times when NA scene was a joke

>>154900598
>not sucking grant's dick
get with the times, grandpa
also
she literally looks like a man

MONKEY KING AND 6.89 PATCH WHEN?

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Guys I got it

It's the ultimate honeypot

PPD and Fear are going to rejoin for TI7 and kick RTZ and Crit

The madman

>>154897165
I hope so.
Everyone was happy back during Alliance vs Navi with chinks like DK up there too.
EU had it's chivalry with china, and great games inside EU aswell. Meanwhile NA had it's own tiny scene, that they liked since NA scene is all about circlejerking about NA.
They were also all hyped about an NA team making it like top 12 in TI so you had the exciting underdog story going.

>>154900903
and get 3rd place again?

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>>154897165
>his is literally the end of na dota on a competitive level.
end of nadota, rise of cadota senpai