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/nsunsg/ - Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

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Toad Edition

>Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/NSUNSG/

>Discord group
https://discord.gg/0tYAz6VE2zJENjBI

>New to Storm and/or coming from "traditional" fighting games?
http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/comment/7766808/#Comment_7766808

>How to force a jump blocker to do something offensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMPEHZjOTWo

>Naruto Abridged Series (best re-write):
http://overloke.imgur.com/

>Screenshot album
http://imgur.com/a/tiAWA/all

>/nsunsg/-approved fanfiction
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IdKzPOFC6J_qhL-1BzyNEvVqhp73cD5oUGFVnqgbbEA/edit#

>Hall of Anal Devestation
http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4/all

>TLAnon's Patreon
https://www.patreon.com/TLAnon

>R20 GM's summaries of the game so far
https://www.dropbox.com/s/uds093rtywlm38k/Game%20Summaries.pdf?dl=0

>Naruto Artbooks, Music, Manga, etc.
http://pastebin.com/SmwKFShb

old thread:
>>154512651
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We should really include the new Bort stuff in the OP, will do it for the next thread.
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>>154823772
Post it now
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>>154823924
I suppose:

Coming soon: Road to Boruto
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-09-12/naruto-shippuden-ultimate-ninja-storm-4-road-to-boruto-expansion-arrives-in-europe-on-february-3/.106361

Gameplay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J6y8_1w4ns

Trailers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEGRwiQ9j08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGcKgQBBRxo

Other various info:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQHumezGBDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzG3PKw1rx4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mev-wFnH0s0
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Imagine /ksg/ stopped today, how long would we take to catch up to the amount of threads they have.
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>>154823873
A sword swung at extremely high speed often acts like it's just a bar of metal, complete with shattering itself.
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>>154824309
Someone claimed they got to somewhere well over a thousand, someone fucked up the counting and they just started it over, to now be somewhere near three thousand the last I heard.

By the time we'd get that far, we'd have to change the game of the general to the new Boruto-centric series.
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>>154824297
not sure if the update is gonna be worth it
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>>154825186
I honestly don't care very much for the Boruto era stuff, so it all depends on the side content for me.

There's certainly room for adding actually fun stuff.
Costumes, playable Moon Man and stages from The Last (because I want a moon stage, damn it), playable Himawari and Mirai and a proper, updated Hokage Kakashi.
And how hard can it be to give the old cast adult skins? Throw in some neat new UJs (there better be a new Uzumaki family one, and I'd love a Yamanaka, Naara and Akimichi family ones too), a good exploration mode and you have my buy.

But if it's just a shoddy adaptation of the movie like I fear it is, with little actually new content, yeah I'm definitely not gonna get it at full price.
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>page 9
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Why uchiha got their godtier powerlevels and hyuga didnt? They just seem so weak. Even Lee looks stronger than any hyuga boy.
Why
inb4 hyuga tits size is their godtier power
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>>154828079
VERY anrgy Madara
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>>154828617
Their eyes looked less edgy/cool from a 13 year old's perspective, and Kishi is all about dem eyes.

It's also more grounded and neat, which is definitely not the tone of Part 2. It doesn't actively grant you innate abilities, but simply allows you to see stuff, allowing YOU to make use of that.

It's one of the best abilities in the manga, honestly, but it just didn't go with the "let's cut a mountain's top off" type of retardation the series devolved into.
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>>154828617
>hyuga tits size is their godtier power

Don't tell that to Hanabi or she'll get suicidal thoughts.
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>>154829336
she's only young yet, she'll grow into them
>like my wife's sister, for years upto 14-15 had small, tiny less-than-A cups, then she hit 16 and BOOM! straight to C cups. She still keeps wearing tight, cleavage-showing tops too. Winner.
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>>154829508
puberty is a hel of a drug
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The salt is real
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>>154831591
How are they still mad about this shit
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>>154831846
I'm not a Sakurafag but I really don't like Hinata either. Nardo should've ended up with Sasuko because Sasuke should've been a girl.
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>>154831591
It's still amazing how mad an innocent, shy and gentle animu girl can get some people.
On another note I need sleep.
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>>154829336
>hanabi will never cuck you with her own sister
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>watching latest Danganronpa 3 episode
fuck that was brutal
the closes thing I've ever felt this way for any naruto chara was probably for Jiraiya's death and Konan's death
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>>154833661
isn't dragonpanda edgy?
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>>154823708
Yo TL Anon, could you translate this?
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>>154834432
not for me

>>154831926
personally I can't hate fictional characters
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>>154835528
here is a cleaner version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27Od3XIp1gM
1:27
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so Mitsuki becomes playable I guess
hope for inoshikachou trio to become playable

Himawari never
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>>154835531
I can very much get mad at an author for bad writing, use of characters, refusal or inability to to fix bad ones. I also get annoyed when it comes to Uchiha wank or Sakura, chiefly because one is world-marring and reeks of favouritism and the other is just a plain old waste of panels (this manga would have ended 50-100 chapters earlier if Sakura was downgraded to secondary cast, while getting the exact same amount of plot and characterisation done).

Occasionally you get a character like Jar-Jar Binks whom everyone hates, with all the stars of shit storytelling aligning just perfectly, where the only possible relief from the hatred garnered is a gratuitously animated, drawn out, gory death scene.

But the thing is, Hinata really doesn't do all that much, none of it is really offensive. I don't really see her 'glorified' any more than, say, Ino or Tenten are.

The very worst thing about her people get upset about is her getting together with Nardo, and that wasn't telegraphed, it was delivered on a parchment with a carrier pigeon.

It would be silly to try and deny she wasn't a valid, even if for some not the preferred romantic interest, who while I get being salty about not having your way, to keep it up this long is amazing.
It's gotta strike to something deeper to be that emotional, something that has fuck all to do with Naruto, and I for once find that pretty interesting.
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>>154836547
Whether I get this shit early on basically depends on whether there's a playable Himawari. I love me some comical characters (which is why we should still have the Academy Konohamaru corps, somehow a single playble character like in one of the Nardo games), and with her LOCK ON mode she already has a good Awakening/UJ.

Failing that, my only hope for fun joke character is Chouchou.

Also this shit better have the new era Karin, unlikely as it might be.
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>>154836839
on the other hand, they need to hire a new VA for Chouchou, so I guess chouchou is out
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>>154837397
Didn't she have a talking role in the Hokage Inauguration thing or the Boruto film?
Some anon a while ago claimed she already had a VA.

Or are you just referring to CC2 being stingy as fuck?
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>>154838712
oh, she had lines there
my bad
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>>154838709
>shit
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>>154823708
So if i got the season pass do i get road to boruto? also why is this general still alive?
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>>154839036
>So if i got the season pass do i get road to boruto?
We are not sure yet, but chances are the answer is a no.

>why is this general still alive?
We ask that question quite a lot around here.

Typically the answer is autistic arguments, laughing at the Boruto manga being terrible, the anime is drawing to its end with possibly some good stuff coming up, there were rumours about 'fixing' NUNS4 that ended up with the Burrito stuff, we have a pretty damn interesting R20 campaign going on, a local drawfag and a writefag who might come through with some fapfics.
Also, did I mention the autistic arguments yet? They tend to concern the girls, typically.

Plus, if there's mechanical improvements to the core game when the Boruto DlC comes out, with spectator mode and what have you, we might actually start organising small tournaments for the general to embarrass one another.
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First for adult ino
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>>154840498
I don't think her vagina can fit all those Sasuke's at once.
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>>154840498
>balance Sasuke
they never let that down
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>>154840979
Lucky none of them would be willing to give it to her. If she manages not to smash whatever container she'll store the full turkey basters she'll guilt out of them, however, she can still have fun with that.
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>>154840979
You never know. She might surprise you.
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>>154838740
moar?
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>>154842528
Not him, but while I mainly post Hinata and Ino, we could do some more 10/10 stuff.
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>>154842528
my tenten collection is small
I'm a Hinatafag
have some cute Konan instead
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>>154842819
TLAnon or somebody else translate what this says.
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>>154842528
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Is there such a thing as too much Ten Ten?
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>>154843973
no
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>>154842785
thats rare 1010
thanks
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>>154832753
>you will never be the creamy fillin of an incetuous lesbian couple
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>>154844113
I agree
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Happy Birthday KIIIISAMAAAA
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>>154840997
what?
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Why didn't Kakashi pop off Sauce's head with Kamui, instead of going for melee?
Why did Kakashi not pop off anyone's head with Kamui at all?
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>>154848590
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>>154848590
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>>154849652
That is great
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>>154850507
>Shikadai
I want to see temari's face
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>>154850507
NANI!?!?
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>>154850507
huh, nice find
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>>154850507
>>154850646
>Que Assistant-kun design face.
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so who do you think will get added
from most to least likely
>Shikadai
>Mitsuki
>Shikadai's team
>Metal Lee
>Himawari
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>>154853135
Momoshiki
Mitsuki
Shikadai
Kinshiki
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>>154853135
>Mitsuki
98% confirmed since he made it into cover art
>Shikadai
was in the trailer though not confirmed 100%
>Shikadai's team
if shikadai gets confirmed his team will also do
>Metal Lee
I say its 50/50 since he will literal copy of PTS Rock Lee and he doesn't have relevant characters in his team
>Himawari
I fucking wish
>Konoha 11
They probably get adult form as costume but CC2 might do some buffing/nerfing to their moveset
>Caliph Abu Toneri al-Mooni aka Moon Kebab
Dunno.
But who knows, CC2 might pitied the Arab twitcher who thought doing all 50 ninja task would unlock the Toneri somebody please post it so they might gonna make him playable
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>>154854063
https://twitter.com/SuddenRecall/status/693895389200695296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SFIvYjM7F0
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>>154854272
never 4get
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>>154853135
>Shikadai's team
>Not even naming Chouchou and Inojin.
>But mention nobodies like Himawari and Metal Lee.
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>>154854398
>>154854272
iirc his save is also corrupted
poor guy
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>>154835692
>Limited edition package bonus:
>Reversible Jacket
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Wow you guys are still around? Surprised.

Anyways, just thought i should mention Naruto games are on sale on steam at the moment.

http://store.steampowered.com/sale/narutofranchise/
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>>154842819
>These two seem like they wouldn't get along if they'd met for the first time in the chuunin exams when they were kids
>Rin/Konan: Quit it, you two!
>sfx: gururu... (seething)
>However, they seem like they'd get along soon one way or another.
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>>154856293
Thanks TL Anon
Seems they gonna give away the Mitsuki's jacket since Arrow points him
fuck if it looks cool i might preorder that shit from the japan
welp, looks like time to read the buyfag copypasta
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>>154856293
>>154856665
Thanks senpai

You doing alright these days?
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>>154856545
>storm bundle is less than 15 dollars in my country
ayyy
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>>154856665
>However, they seem like they'd get along soon one way or another.
Yeah, through Yahiko's corpse lol.
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>>154856859
By jacket I think they mean the game's dust jacket.

>>154856896
Pretty well, just busy. New day job. Still translating as hard as I can though.
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i wonder when will they gonna show the new gameplay vid of Mitsuki and the other kids...
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>>154850507
Good catch
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>>154843973
yes
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>>154858350
november I guess
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>>154862891
Cute. CUTE!
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>page 9
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>>154864239
>Naruto's in close proximity
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>>154864239
>Hina is away on a long mission
>Nart is lonley and backed up
>didn't get a chance to "say goodbye" to his wife
>Sarada comes by
>Her cheeks are flushed red
>Her eyes nervous and darting around
>She seems.......distracted by someone
>Nart picks up on this
>Uzumaki hormones take over rational thinking
>He's going in
>Sarada doesn't resist
>Let the games begin
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>>154864973
>Sarada is alive
>Hinata is away on a long mission, despite retiring before Bort was born
>Naruto cheats on his wife with a fucking twelve year old girl
>despite finding the idea of any infidelity repugnant
Make up better shit, m8.

If you want to interpret her desperate call out for a father figure as a sexual thing, which it really shouldn't be, have her fug Bortuo when they are of age and have her call Naruto's name out as she comes.
Far more entertaining, and a hell of a fuel to Bort's fire of butthurt.
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>>154849010
Same reason why Sasuke could never kill anyone with Amaterasu

Once Kakashi finally became able to use Kamui without having to charge it for 10 minutes, every villain conveniently was immune to it.
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>>154866129
What would have happened if he pulled it off against zombie Madara, though? Hidan 2.0?
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>>154866258
Nothing, it'd just regenerate.
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>>154866683
But would the head sprout a new body in the other dimension, or the body sprout a new head in the regular world?
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>>154866870
Both, then you have two Madaras
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>>154865445
Yeah your scenario is funnier and more appealing to me because it seems less like a typical thoughtless trashy hentai plot and more like a sitcom plot.

>Bort yells out sasuke's name too
>They're both pissed at each other but too ashamed of their own actions to say anything
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>>154869478
>you will never have Tobirama as your father
why even live
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>>154869478
Does that babby has sharingan?
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>>154872856
Top tier /ss/
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>anon get out!
Wat do
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>>154873594
> Tell Inojin that he is gonna have new sibling soon
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>>154823708
who is ready for some new homolust in Road to Boruto?
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I'm ready for you to fuck off any time.
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>>154876091
i actually don't want to do homoposting but >page 9-10 lost its originality now
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>>154875691
There won't be that kind of homolust
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First test of streaming.

Streaming the first episode of Naruto Kai.

Let's see if this works. Or if JewTube nukes me for streaming copyrighted content.

https://youtu.be/L2CXXpbJN7I
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>>154878035
>Tumblr nose
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Hahahahaha it took 14 minutes for YouTube to nuke the stream because it detected copyrighted audio and video.

Well, at least I know it works.
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>>154878989
kek that didn't last long
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>>154879760
Absolutely 10/10
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>>154879774
>>154879827
I'll see if I can find another site that gives less of a fuck about copyrighted content.
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>>154879827
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>>154879760
What you need to do is go to court and fight for the rights of Naruto. Blow Kishimoto and SP out of the water.
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>>154880069
"Naruto should be considered a parody in and of itself because Kishimoto fucked it up SO badly by the end. Therefore, the entire series should be covered by Fair Use as a parody."

Dunno how well that'd go down.
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>>154879760
Have a rare 1010
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>>154879878
420chan uses taima.tv

don't know how to go about streaming on it though.
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>>154880372
When did this happen?
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>>154880372
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>>154880462
Judging from a 10-second glance, Taima.tv just takes streams from around the net and brings them together. I don't know if you can actually stream FROM there.
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>>154880463
Episode 237
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Still, the main thing is that the Roll20 game should be able to be streamed. Unless YouTube can see 'Naruto' and considers it copyright.

Should be good though. I don't expect people to watch it at all times, since it gets pretty monotonous here and there. But the live chat thing will be pretty cool, I guess. Shitposting about what's happening in realtime is great.
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Okay what the hell?

In Part 1 Tsunade told Lee that he would have to give up on being a ninja because his leg was crushed by Gaara or whatever.

Yet in Part 2 she is CUT IN HALF, then she says it can be fixed later and doesn't give two shits about it.

KISHIIIIIIIIIII!!!
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>>154881312
Tsunade can heal herself better than she can heal others.
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>>154881312
Uh... she got gud during the timeskip?
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>>154881312
The problem wasn't the direct damage, but bone splinters in his very spine, risky to try and remove iirc.
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>>154881312
>>154881623
Also the one who helped to heal is orochimaru himself
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>>154881948
...Refresh my mind a little?
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>>154881948
>Orochimaru is better at sealing marks, jutsu and having pussy than Jiraiya
>if he ever bothered he'd be the single best writer of snek erotica literature too
>he ends up in a more genuinely young body than Tsunade
>he's as good/better at healing fuckery than she is

Konoha really should have just taken the morality hit on the chin and still had the glorious fucker for Hokage.
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>>154882350
What if you gave him a Sharingan?
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>>154882350
>if he ever bothered he'd be the single best writer of snek erotica literature too
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>>154882487
He'd have fun with it for a week, realise it's a cheap EZ modo shortcut for faggots and obtained a new obsession.
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>>154881312
Tsunade is a Senjew

Lee is a muggle
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Have some ino posting I guess
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Last one until later
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>weapon pick ups were in the first level of the game
>never again
They have no idea what they are doing do they
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>>154890027
They had so much shit planned that failed to come through, it's not even funny.
We had wall-running, far more detailed stage damage, and I'm sure at some point they had in mind a story mode as detailed and actually additive to the source material as 3's was.

And I'm still kinda bummed the post-game exploration mode has Naruto in his normal jacket, not the post-699 one.
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>>154873594
>"Why? There's nothing worth looking at."
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What would be godsent is if CC2 made their own Naruto. Something like what SP with the Jiraiya Ninja Scrolls filler but actually good and not dogshit. They could do their own retelling and give us unique fights, controls, maps, you name it.
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>>154893925
>>154895149
You the real MVP, 4k anon.
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Damn, I wish we had something to talk about.
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>>154897507
What if Naruto and Jiraiya were lovers?
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>>154897975
You know what? Lets enjoy this quiet time and reflect on ourselves.
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Anybody want to play Storm 4?
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>>154900892
Bet you're not on xbone
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>>154901639
Sorry, Ps4.
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>>154901639
I am!

Never played the game though. Still in its shrink wrap from release date.
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>>154901754
Keep it in there and savor the shit out of it for when Road to Boruto comes out.
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Been working through the character designs for the game. It's still rough but now we have ninja elvis, ninja justin bieber, and ninja beethoven.
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>>154902216
>To the immediate left, Naruto is staring lovingly at a picture of Sasuke.

Really nice job, dude.
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>there are people here RIGHT NOW who play in Xbox who won't post their gamertag
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>>154902216
Does Arata have a neutral expression painted on his mask or is it made of selofane?
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>>154902542
Thanks, anon.

>>154903420
Line is just to show where the mask would be so I could design facial features that wouldn't look terrible with the mask on. I'm sorry for triggering you.
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>>154903668
It didn't trigger me, just wondered why his face was showing through.

Why does renya have no pupils though?
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>>154903131
>there are NOT people here RIGHT NOW who play in PS4 who won't post their gamertag
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>>154902216
10/10 I like them! Might use these as the new character pictures.
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>>154903815
I just thought he looked better without them. plus it breaks up the monotony of drawing eyes and makes him look more /ss/-able.

>>154904017
I should probably separate them to make it easier for you, bruh. And also color them for once.

But I will do this stuff tomorrow before the game. It's late and once again I fucked around instead of doing work. Oh well.
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>>154904418
Makes him look more like Ino
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>>154904609
Is that a bad thing?
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>>154904680
Pottery
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>>154904418
I can do it myself just by cropping them, it's fine.
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>>154903131
I'm too shy :3
I'm all seriousness I only use irl friends
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>page 10
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>>154905574
You are killing the general
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>>154903131
I go by Jonny Maximum on xbone, but I rarely play anymore, mostly I watch TV
>>154907741
HAPPY NOW!?
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goodnight, /nsunsg/. Please live until morning.
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>>154907983
I won't be happy until we get Waniko lewds in HD
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>>154908202
What will the setup/plot of the waniko doujin be?
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>>154908378
Her being the creamy filling in a Fugetsu/Arata sandwich while Naruto watches and sheds a single tear of joy, seeing village barriers being broken down.

There is also a B story about Renya's milf harem
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Hey /nsunsg/ how the FUCK do I git gud in online battles? I keep getting my ass handed to me.
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>>154909631
Accept the ass whoopin, learn from your mistakes
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>>154909830
I just wish the substitutions weren't so limited.
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>>154892275
Not sure if I'd be mad at Sai or fuck him if I were Ino. What does she see in him? A brutal honesty contrasting with an ability to lie professionally?
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QUICK! POST SOMETHING MANLY!

I think my testosterone levels dropped after watching this episode.
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>>154911268
He's damaged but not murder crazy like Sasuke. Also his cock probably weighs 5 lbs and she likes to take over his body and fuck herself silly.
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>>154911440
Is that Rukia?
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>>154911532
Hanabi
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>karin died a virgin
>everyone in akatsuki died a virgin
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>>154911835
>Implying Itachi didn't get all the puss before leaving the village
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Post a clan that you would NOT like to belong to

>mfw Hyuga
They take everything too seriously and the elders are assholes.
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>>154911551
>tfw she will never burst my prostate just by tapping my elbow or something
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>>154912151
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>>154911835
>>154911890
>Implying Yahiko didn't slam Konan ;-;
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>>154912147
Aburame, how is that even a question?

>happy birthday kid, lemme shove this tick into your dickhole
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>>154913035
More like the opposite.

Like, the insects live in Shino's body, right? I'd imagine a girl blowing him and a bug just randomly comes out of his dick.
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>>154913172
>stick your dick in an Aburame girl
>feel bugs crawling on your dick

I suppose if you don't know what it is, it'd feel awesome
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>>154913397
>fug Aburame girl
>contrary to the stereotype, she doesn't do stupid shit like bite off your head if she happens to be hungry
>it's just that how hungry she happens to determine WHICH head of yours she'll bite off
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Game in 10 and a half hours or so. First one that will be streamed. You guys will obviously have a GM's view of the game, so I'd very much appreciate not telling secrets or rolls that you see from my screen.
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>>154913941
Where is stream
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>>154914218
I'll post a link when it's up. It'll be on YouTube. I did a test run earlier and I think I got everything sorted.
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>>154913941
Just make sure your mic is off, people will get confused as to why you keep saying Broly
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>>154914317
pls not youtube I canna watch there
Why not Hitbox or something
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>>154914342
Nah, Roley likes me now, apparently. I've learned how to shut him up.

>>154914390
I'll look into Hitbox, but I won't have time before the game, since I'm at work now. Maybe for the one after.
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>>154914556
fuggg
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>>154914594
Sorry dude. If Hitbox ends up working, I might be able to stream Naruto from there as well.
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>>154911532
ye
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What am I getting if I buy this? Last naruto games I played were fighting on gamecube and game where you roam with party in 3d world from village to village with random encounters and shit on ps2.
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>>154914992
NUNS3 with all DLC and the pseudo-expansion it came out with, and 4 probably by itself.

If you are asking about the games themselves: the story mode is pretty damn linear, 3 progresses you from fight to cutscene to corridor to a new area to cutscene and fight, and 4 has this whole story path menu thing. Both open up with an explorable post-game world, however, with small quests and events.
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>>154914594
Chink I presume?
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>>154916021
~Hello~
I think I can get on actually, it's just super slow for unknown reasons.
Also Planewrong what happens now that it doesn't line up?
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So let me get straight;
Owners of Road to Boruto will get Boruto and Sarada with different moveset while those who pre ordered the game will have them both if they also buy it
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>>154915178
FB doesn't give you all DLC
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>>154917708
That could make sense, although Burrito's moves shouldn't change that much. Sarada's were more or less just invented for the game as we knew nothing of them when the game was being made, now she'll be a smaller Pinkshit in all probability, instead of using neat tools.
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>>154917983
So will Salad ever get good and not be SLUT SMASH or will we be stuck with amaterasu-coated super strength?
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>>154918289
In terms of combat relevance she became endangered of becoming a less insufferable version of Sakura the moment she revealed her own retard smash.
Sharingan wank may "save" her yet, but I wouldn't hold my breath.
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>>154918384
Why the fuck does she even HAVE retard smash? That thing is supposed to be basically Tsunade's gimmick that she taught Sakura. Did Sakura teach Sarada the most useless move in all of history?
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>>154917775
I'm pretty sure it gave me a whole bunch of retarded extra costumes, from Napoleon Sasuke to Gondolier Naruto.

Or do you mean the preorder bonus for 3, that Goku outfit? Since it was a near-complete duplication, unlike the pirate outfit for Naruto, I'm just guessing that CC2's permission to use it was pretty limited and couldn't/wouldn't be expanded.
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>>154918497
The thing is basically an incredibly refined version of something all ninja use to jump, punch etc. on a superhuman scale, using very fine control to push that bonus a bit further.

Inheriting her mother's knack for control, alongside the mandatory omni-talent of the Uchiha, and her mother regularly chimping out probably had Sarada piece it all together/ask Shizune or Sakura herself how the move works.

>GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY DO YOU ASK THIS PERFECTLY BASIC QUESTION ABOUT YOUR FATHER WHOM I AM MARRIED TO DESPITE HIM NOT HAVING VISITED FOR TWELVE YEARS
>shitshitshitshitshit, think, Sarada, you need to distract her before - whoops, there goes the garden - she wrecks the house again
>mommy, how do you punch things so hard?
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>>154919052
>mommy, how do you punch things so hard?
im so mad that this shit became kekkei genkai of the Sakura and Sarada inherited it
i mean bitch please, pinkshit gained that skill from Tsunade, not natural shit that she born with it
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>>154919237
The passing of powers was generally handled very badly. Mitsuki is a horrific experiment, Sarada gets the PINK SMASH, and instead of a small show, or even flashback of an actually good father-son bonding thing of Naruto teaching Bort the Rasengan, Konohamaru does it.

Honestly, there is very, very, very little I genuinely enjoy about the new era stuff.
The R20 campaign is basically the best bit of content we've had relating to it.
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>>154919624
Mitsuki ironically makes the most fucking sense because Orochimaru is the biggest troll in the universe and the clear winner of it all.
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>>154919624
>>154919237
>>154919052
>Salad could've been the Sharingan done right, as there is no way for her to get Mangekyou unless Sasuke dies which isn't happening
>instead she becomes a slightly less shit pinkshit
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>>154918497
>useless
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>>154920590
She's attacking literal scrub mobs and collateral damage. Water Gun jutsu accomplishes the kills and her actual strength is not the greatest, it's like she has TNT attached to her fist is all.
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>>154920590
>big, useless punches that get nothing done but let Kishi pretend Sakura is not a waste of a character slot
>whoever put this together felt it necessary to put in the small part of a secondary character struggling with self-doubt to make Sakura seem better by comparison, careful not to include said secondary unlocking one of the best anti-chakra user moves shown in the series

At this point, it's more hilarious/sad cute than hilarious/pathetic, really.
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>>154920590
not him, but superstrenght is just a lazy way of giving a character a powerup while not having put not having to put thought into it
also this means she can't fight main villains unless they are OP as fuck
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>>154919624
> The R20 campaign is basically the best bit of content we've had relating to it.
Awh you, I'm blushing.

That being said, I'm taking some liberties with training times and shit. Fugetsu is knocking out the Rasengan in a matter of days or weeks. Arata - as a student of Sakura - will pick up Chakra Enhanced Strength after a few weeks of training, rather than the usual years. This is just in the interest of efficiency, though.
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>>154922603
Job Squad has the benefit of being controlled by mystical gods who are willing to put their lives in the hands of dice.
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>>154923957
The Dice are far greater gods.
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Is there a valid reason to change Kurama's dialogue about Minato to Tobirama and Gaara transporting them to just Sakura in the game?
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>>154924052
It makes Narusaku very happy
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>>154924052
The anime and manga had them move around in a pretty large battlefield/crater as I recall. Not much actually happening, just people going here to there, which is a bit of padding the devs chose to cut down on.
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>start working on the Sakura-Tenten part as per demand
>kinda need some inspiration, no idea where to find pics of such a retarded crackshi- of course, tumblr probably has some
>I've almost never actually used the site, just searched for 'SakuTen'
>find this thing
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Game in around 7 hours. I'm off to sleep. Remember, it'll be streamed, so don't miss people being extra autistic and typing at each other!
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>>154924578
Also this, but that's within the bounds of regular nonsensical bullshit. I think
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>>154924578
she'd fit right in a game of Mortal Kombat
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>>154902216
Those are some intense eyebrows
If Renya is going to look like a wu-tang grandmaster, I better play the part too

>>154924601
On what?
Livestream?
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>>154924578
Whoever did that needs to be euthanized.
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>>154924578
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>>154924709
That kid is cute
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>>154924709
might be sakuten (somehow) but it looks like she stole temari's outfit.
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>>154924901
>Livestream
What is this? 2011
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>>154924578
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>>154925261
I don't know much about streaming
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>>154911835
They were all too fucked up in the head to have normal relationships:

>Deidara and Sasori
Artsexuals

>Hidan
Masochist

>Kakuzu
Moneysexual

>Kisame
Freaky fish guy (also, Itachi never noticed him)

>Tobi
In love with a dead 12 year old loli

>Konan
Got laid but husbando died

>Nagato
Possessed his dead husbando's body

>Oro
Snek pedo

>Itachi
He had to catch the ninja AIDS from someone
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>>154913172
The insects had to get there somewhere.

Though I don't think there is a bigger dealbreaker for girls in the Nardoverse than "I've got thousands of cockroaches, fleas and centipedes shoved up my butthole"
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Narusara (1/8)
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>>154920590
>A Pain summon
>Sasori's strongest puppet
>multiple mini juubis
>the gaiden's main villan
>Kaguya

That's a pretty good track record for an useless punch
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Man, I'm glad I didn't watch this shit as it was airing.
A 6 month wait in filler worth only to get a couple of actual episodes and then go back to filler again...

>Hey Obito long time no see! How have you been?
>I HAVE A SAD PAST LEMME SHOW YOU MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR THE 10TH TIME
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>>154926946
>A Pain summon
Fodder.
>Sasori's strongest puppet
In long-range combat. It's just clay in close range.
>mini juubis
Shit tier.
>gaiden
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>Kaguya
Bullshit and you know it.
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Narusara (2/8)
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>>154927034
Still, it's sort of decent compared to anything besides rasengans, chidoris and susanoos.
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Narusara (3/8)
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>>154927231
But it is just that, an explosive impact from chakra being focused. It can't do anything else. For example, she can't actually hold up a very heavy object consistently - she can only blast it away.
It also carries almost no utility and is most importantly of all fucking boring. Hell she can't even beat someone like Lee with that, because she can't fucking hit him. I don't even think she can beat Hanabi or anyone else with true taijutsu training - her impact only exists in her fists and feet from what we've see, stopping someone from ever touching you with those parts is pretty trivial for practicioners of 'soft' martial arts.
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Narusara (4/8)
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>>154926897
>>154927128
>>154927328
N-Naruto is not a filthy pedo!
YAMEROOOOOOOO
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>>154927396
Sakura trained in the art of DOOOOOOOODGE though
and while you should be correct on the carrying heavy objects issue, I remember Tsunade closing Manda's mouth with Gamabunta's sword, but that might kishimoto not knowing how the powers are suppose to work
ok, now I imagine abridged Piccolo training Sakura with that DOOODGE comment
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>>154927675
>DOOOOODGE
How fast was the fastest we've seen Sakura move? Part 1 Lee dropping his weights without using Gates was moving faster that human dynamic vision can see.
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>>154927396
>she can't actually hold up a very heavy object consistently
Tsunade did us her powers to grab a huge ass frog sword in the fight against Orochimaru
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>>154927656
Old enough to kill, old enough to love! Π__Π
Narusara (5/8)
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>>154927830
Sasuke is actually stronger than Naruto isn't he
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>>154927780
From what we've seen, Sakura's super strength isn't actually strength, it's explosive force like a chakra blast where her fist lands. As proof, she doesn't go flying back at extreme speed when she punches something in midair like what conservation of momentum demands.
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>>154927732
I think the only full fight she really participated in part 2 was against Sasori
while she had assistance of Chiyo, I think Chiyo commented that Sakura already is doing fine on her own
while I doubt that she could even react to Lee's speed, I think she will do well in mobfights though
it's nothing compared to Uchiha hacks or even Naruto's reflexes combined with his speed with the cloak during the war though
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>>154927830
Equally strong
Narusara (6/8)
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>>154927986
>kishimoto
>manga
>applying physics to a fictional world

other than that, what was her strength stat in the 4th databook
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>>154927996
I can't remember but has Lee ever really had an actual fight where he's not used as worf fodder since Gaara?
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>>154928082
No
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>>154928147
Lee deserved better
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>>154928082
in part 2 he only fight against a clone of him offscreen, Kisame and landing an attack on MADARA
I think he also fought against Kimimaro, but he was drunk, just got healed and probably didn't even took his weights off
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>>154918497
>the most useless move in all of history
That's not the Fang Drill
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>>154928303
Fang Drill looks cool and makes you giggle.
PINK SMASH does not.
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Narusara (7/8)
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>>154928410
Get over your autistic pink hate, it looked cool plenty of times
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Narusara (8/8)
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>>154928636
>that looked cool
All I can see is her completely fucked battle stance. It doesn't look 'cool'.
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>>154928648
Why doesn't Kurama heal him right away?

>>154928636
RIP Zetsu Neji who for some reason got more screentime than Part 2 Neji did.
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>>154928410
Wasn't it Fang Over Fang?
Also did Kiba not know another jutsu? Seriously.

The man literally won't use another one unless he's cornered.
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>>154928839
Like everyone else in the series. Can you drop the name by the way?
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>>154928839
>The man literally won't use another one unless he's cornered.

Sasuke and Kakashi are the only characters in the series that know more than two jutsus.
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>>154928839
well, he has his combi transformation technique and shadow clones
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>>154927830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEhx-GDgsZY
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>>154928875
>Can you drop the name by the way?
I must embrace the nickname this general gave me, it is my ninja way.
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>>154929123
Nice, now we have a resident shitposter. Incredible.
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>>154929184
We're all shitposters here, anon. There is literally nothing to do here but shitpost. And maybe read fanfiction and acquire fetishes.
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>>154929347
Drawfag better deliver more Wanikorc (Wanorco?) material.
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Let's settle this.
Hinata or Bitchnata?
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>>154930890
Hinata because I don't know the upbringing of Bitchnata
I still like both though
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>>154929530
>>154930835
Okay, so apparently it takes 20 minutes for a thread to to go from page 1 to page 10.
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>>154930890
Bitchnata
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>>154931001
It can take anywhere from 14 minutes during high tide summer to an hour during Asian hours in the middle of the week.
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>>154930890
Bitchnata, I don't like shy/demure girls
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>>154930890
Hinata.
I like 'em shy and nervous.
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>>154931432
I like shy but nervous is piss-annoying.
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>>154931481
Easier to deal with than crazy and/or jealous.
But each to their own senpai

>Why not both?
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>>154905445
>>154904017
Well, here is some really quick color because I couldn't decide on what colors to use. Feedback would be appreciated. Especially from players because I changed things again.
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>>154931812
Well to be fair if any of the people in this thread managed to get rid of >tfw no gf, her being jealous and/or cheating on her wouldn't be a problem.

Can't play hard to get when you're already hard to want.
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>>154932538
Hah I guess so. I kinda meant in the long-run though.
I'm set. Got a wife and no kids. She's pretty and sweet and has nice big boobies too. My own close-as-I'm-ever-gonna-get-non-japanese-Hina :p
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>>154933075
>blogging
Wew
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>>154933206
Shut the fuck up and let him blog, we're dying anyways and hearing stories like this gives me hope for the future.

>>154933075
You hold her tight for me, anon. Hold her tight and never let go.
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>>154932381
Forgot my fucking name again. How am I ever going to find my posts in the archives if I keep forgetting my name?!
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>>154924709
i like this one
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>>154933831
Looking good.
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Could Itachi beat Madara?
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>>154933662
>gives me hope for the future
That's like listening to someone else's success stories and getting hope from that. Get off your ass and go do something instead, while you need a certain inborn talent to become exceptional anyone who isn't born as significantly below average can become at least somewhat above-average by putting in a good amount of effort and actually trying since most people don't.

>>154934140
That depends whether Kishi was self-inserting into Madara or Itachi at the time.
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Say... How do you learn to open the Eight Gate without dying?
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>>154934716
Magic. Bullshit. Nobody knows
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>>154934716
Presumably it's like opening the other gates, but moreso.
Also you have to thumb your heart, for whatever reason, possibly doing something to the chakra system? Maybe Dai had a Hyuuga friend he told about his new skill, and he cheacked him out, explained how it all actually worked in the technical sense.
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>>154934716
>Be Uchiha
>Open the Eighth Gate
>Use Izanagi
Yup.
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>>154934190
I don't think Kishi ever self inserted into Madara.

He just seemed really into the idea of overpowered ninja legends of the past at some point
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>>154823708
Look What I found;
"Fun Fact: Did you know one of the key animators for #Shippuden made a concept art for a Naruto x Bleach crossover?"
>https://twitter.com/TheNextHokage/status/774847092195987456
>1010 is 6th Hokage
>Sakura, Ichigo, Rukia, SWAT and Mujahideen fighting together
heh looks pretty cool
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>>154934925
Sounds broken.
Can't you use Izanagi to retcon your eye going blind after using Izanagi?
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>>154935505
Bleach powerlevels are a lot higher than Naruto ones.
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>>154935505
It looks like a clusterfuck
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>>154935505
Fuck, that looks awesome. There should be a video game made out of that.
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>>154935696
i think thats the purpose
but i don't mind Madara and Coolest Guy teaming up with Ywach/Aizen
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>>154935840
>but i don't mind Madara and Coolest Guy teaming up with Ywach/Aizen
Game over ffs, Aizen literally planned everything including Kaguya' plan
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>>154936137
>inb4 Aizen is also actually child of Kaguya
>inb4 Aizen is also father of the Kaguya
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>>154935505
btw that sketch is done by SP's key animator Wanatabe, he is known to animate popular episodes like the one with Madara fighting most of the 4th division in the war
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>>154935505
>1010 is 6th Hokage
And Ino looks to be the 4th.
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>>154938123
>Ino is the Hokage
>new Konoha uniform removes all midriff protection and cover
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>>154919624
Minato should have taught Naruto his Uzumaki sealing technique when he met him during their first meeting in the Pain arc
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>>154935674
More like they are a lot more elaborate like the fine print of a Contract.
>"You thought I could only do this but actually...!"
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>>154938197
i bet Sai and Ino rubs their Midriffs against each other during bath and sex
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>>154938937
Um...Naruto was a little busy fighting Pain at the moment. Plus, that seems like more of Kushina's thing than Minato's.
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>>154938959
Rukia can cause absolute zero which is completely batshit insane as far as physics gives a shit. That alone tops anything anyone in Nardoverse can do
Also Kyouka Suigetsu is literally permanent, passive, spammable Shisui's mangekyou and Aizen can kill weak beings for kilometers around just from the weight of his power.
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Press "F" to pay respects.
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>>154939068
Are you senile or absolutely retarded?
He had like a 5 chapters timefreeze when Kurama was almost unleashed and besides he only mastered the hiraishin with Uzumaki seals
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>>154939415
Chapter time, timefreeze, and actual world time are completely different things. You forget Naruto has autistic levels of intelligence, so it would take like 12 or more chapters for him to learn it.
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>>154939068
>>154938937
I really would have preferred to have Naruto learn that stuff from Jiraiya. Maybe have him struggle with it due to control or what have you, and Minato could give him the final piece of the puzzle, undo some of the Fox's influence that is deliberately fucking with it, lest Naruto grow able to take control of him like Kushina.
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>>154939662
>Jiraiya
>Teaching Naruto anything
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>>154939795
Naruto knows literally three non-shit-tier jutsu
>Kage Bunshin no Jutsu
>Rasengan
>Rasenshuriken
The second and third are arguably the same fucking thing. Guess who taught him the second one.
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>>154939656
You forgot he learned Kage Bunshin, a forbidden technique most were unable to preform and most who did died, over one night.
Same with air release.
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>>154939942
>kage bunshin
Came easy to Nardo because you need unlimited chakra to be able to spam it

>wind release
Clone hax
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>>154939940
>Guess who taught him the second one.
Yeah, but that wasn't during the gap between part 1 & 2. Naruto learned the first one himself and Kakashi with Yamato's help taught him the third one.
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>>154940152
Naruto is literally shit tier without his retard chakra anyway.
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>>154939940
Summoning is a pretty fucking cool move as well, also taught to him by Jiraiya.
Really, the problem is that Kishi had nothing planned for post-timeskip, no new moves, no character growth or perspective gained from traveling all over the world, no knowledge of places or knowing people from distant countries.

Sealing stuff could have been a good skill for him to learn, because in the long term it could be broken as fuck, while right at the start of Part 2 he could still be far enough from mastery that all he could do would be some minor Tenten-tier scrolls and whatnot.
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>>154939940
Jiraiya taught him the Summoning Jutsu too.
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>>154940254
>>154940290
>Summoning
Naruto barely even uses that. I sometimes forget he knows it.
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>>154940712
Kind of like how Sakura who knows healing should also know how to use poisons and shit too but instead RETARD SMASH takes precedence, or like how Sasuke demonstrates he knows a pretty wide amount of jutsu and techniques and is extremely good at taijutsu and shurikenjutsu and is good at tactical thinking but usually edgelord eyes do the workinstead.
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>>154940865
Or like how Kakashi knows like a thousand jutsus but only uses Chidori and Raikiri with a dash of Kamui.
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>>154941049
He has five hundred variations on the "I shove my fingers up your ass" technique, presumably.
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>>154941049
See I'm not even that mad at that, because Kakashi tends to use it rather creatively and in conjunction with his other shit in most of his fights even if it's just Raikiri making it at least passably entertaining to watch. It's also one of the strongest jutsu he actually knows and one he's very proficient with as well as one he invented, Indra having it aside.
Meanwhile RETARD SMASH and Edgelord eyes...
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Guess who she is /nsunsg/
also mind the leg area
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>>154941240
>Guess who she is /nsunsg/
Fat?
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>>154941240
>mind the leg area
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>>154941325
i'll give you another hint
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>>154941468
what will you do if Salad becomes a fatass
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>>154941540
Once she marries Chouchou she probably will develop her eating habits.
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I just realized, how many changes of heart have we had already?

>Zabuza
>Haku
>Gaara
>”Itachi"
>Nagato
>Konan
>Kurama
>Orochimaru
>Sasuke
>Obito
>Snake Harry Potter
Am I missing anybody so far?

Pic related, I have witnessed enough. I wish some of these died as villains.
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>>154941673
but girls can't love grills anon
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>>154941468
Mitarashi Chanko!
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>>154941742
IT'S THE CURRENT ERA OF SHINOBI, ANON! JEEZ!
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>>154941701
Oro didn't have a change of heart so much as he just decided to stop stirring shit and just kick back
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>>154941701
>I wish some of these died as villains
I have two pieces of good news and a thousand pieces of bad news
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>>154941701
Everybody can be gnarly as long as they r true to themselves, dood!
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>>154941701
well, Gato died as an asshole
and half of Akatsuki I guess
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>>154941701
Konan and Haku weren't actually villains so much as a broken cocksleeve deprived of penis and a puppy respectively so it doesn't matter that much for me
Orochimaru didn't really heel-face turn, he just decided that he doesn't need to personally stir shit for shit to happen.
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>>154942185
>a broken cocksleeve deprived of penis
A fate worse than death
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>>154942185
>Konan and Haku were voiced by the same person in english.
Irony.
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>>154940072
Then why the fuck wouldn't it work with other shit?
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>>154942185
>Konan
>broken cocksleeve deprived of penis
I'm posting this picture again just for that.
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>>154940865
Sauce also knows archery
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>Naruto or anybody who knows how to use the Rasengan didn't fuse it with any more elements other than wind.
More missed opportunities.
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>>154942557
I've never seen him use it anywhere other than in flashbacks to his childhood.
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>>154942848
>all that speculation of Bort's Raiton Rasengan, disappearing because it pierces through space itself, like how the Fuuton Rasengan slices and dices on the cellular level
>all that speculation of Bort mixing the 64 Palms with tiny Rasengans held in his palm, effectively blowing away a whole chunk of the enemy's armour/flesh with each and every strike
>all that speculation of Bort combining THAT with the Thunder God
>all that wasted hope the new series could actually be good
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>>154943151
No, fuck you. Carbon copies.
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>>154943151
well, i think CC2 might include these on their new moveset
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When I see a character given Archory in a Naruto Fanfiction I feel to the urge to push Backspace. It's such a useless skill. There is probably loads of jutsu that can do it's job 100x better. You might as well just give them a Shovel as a weapon. It would probably be a lot more useful than a bunch of arrows you to shoot from the distance that can run out. I mean, arrows won't do shit against Pain or any villain in the series. I even when it's written effectively I still think "They could have been given something better."

This is just my two cents.
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FOR FUCK'S SAKE
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>>154941701
Itachi was a good guy all along, that's completely different from a change of heart
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>>154944406
>not doing archery major with stealth minor to become the ultimate warrior
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>>154944406
Delayed time seals like the ones on explosion tags, set to use the same application as [Shadow Shuriken] would be neat.

If written seals are a more versatile version of hand seals you'd think they'd be fleshed out more. Even the self-proclaimed seal master Jiraiya, only ever used seals to stop the Kyuubi's chakra from taking over Nacho.

Orochimaru making a seal that regulates and filters nature chakra >>> Any of Jiraiya's seals.
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>>154926897
>>154927128
>>154927328
>>154927569
>>154927830
>>154928074
>>154928460
>>154928648
>Π__Π
Fuck off and kill yourself, tumblr trash
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>>154944657
HE KILLED YOUR FRIENDS

JUST STAB THE FUCKER

WHY
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>>154944891
Orochimaru was always better than his teammates at everything. That's why he has a happy ending.
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>>154944962
>Sakura
>capable of feeling actual friendship or affection that's not lust for the Sauce
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>>154944406
>There is probably loads of jutsu that can do it's job 100x better
A good composite bow has a range of 500 meters. What jutsu has been used beyond even 50?
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>Obito didn't start projecting Sakura as Rin and try to kill her to persuade Naruto to the darkside.
I was expecting that through most of the Juubi fight.
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>all those missed opportunities form Team UJs in Storm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2adW1EvT--k
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>>154944962
>>154945107
YOU'RE REALIZING THAT JUST NOW, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH

WHAT IS MY LIFE
>>
Inoichi, Choza, and Shikaku were pretty much big players in Kurama's defeat in Storm 3.
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>>154945428
>that Sasuke
>why the fuck do I even exist in the same worldspace with this retard
>hold up my future vision tells me I MARRY her?
>no fuck this, I'll fuck off to Kaguya's dimension and have endless tea parties instead
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>>154942848
http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Sage_Art:_Super_Tailed_Beast_Rasenshuriken
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>>154945838
Oh yeah, at the END.
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>>154945838
>pulled out of his ass
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Ultimate Ninja Storm Collection when?!
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>>154946223
Not gonna lie, I'd love it if they did a PC port of the first two games, maybe with a high res patch if needed.
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>>154946376
>PC
*snort*
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>>154946636
As an actual gaming console there's no advantage any console holds against a PC besides price. Are you poor?
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>>154946636
Well, fuck me sideways. Consider me convinced of the superiority of consoles as a platform. Your argument, anon, is absolutely impeccable.
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>>154945189
I remember a story that had naruto coat an arrowhead with wind chakra and then snipe someone from a long ways away for a mission. It was pretty nifty.
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>>154946793
>>154946796
Gentlemen, please... People here are chill. This is not /v/.
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>>154946793
I always wanted to switch to PC. I just wish I wasn't a complete caveman when it comes to computers.
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>>154947062
>this is not /v/
You're right. It's a mix of /a/, which can dwarf /v/'s autism and degeneracy when it wants to despite being one of the calmer and less degenerate boards normally which makes it even scarier, and /vg/, home to such esteemed centers of pure cancer like /gsg/ and /sc2g/ and /kspg/.

>>154947142
Cavemen learned to become civilized, you can do it to. Start today, it's never too late.
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>>154946793
Um, the industry itself makes games for me. You get the ports whenever x company feels like it and you better hope they put actual effort into it or you're going to get a Arkham Knight scenario.

I mean fuck, do you guys have actual games that aren't walking Simulators, text adventures/point and click, and made from RPG maker that are on par with Console games?

The only "good" thing about being a PC gamer is getting ports from CONSOLES.
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>>154947275
>Um, the industry itself makes games for me
I did say 'as a console'. Where are your good games anyway? More importantly.

>mods
This blows all of your arguments out of the water. Sorry~
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>>154947392
>I did say 'as a console'. Where are your good games anyway? More importantly.
There is a whole fucking gallery. Just look at the games released this year and the ones upcoming. Heh, and that's just a small FRACTION of what we get as whole. And most of them are good.

>This blows all of your arguments out of the water. Sorry~
How?
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>>154947275
Where's your Total War equivalent
Where's your [literally any strategy game here] equivalent
Where's your ENB Skyrim with 300 mods equivalent
Where's your assloads of R18 games and games converted to R18 games
Where's your Mount and Blade
Any game ported to PC that doesn't have an utter garbage port instantly becomes ten times better because it's now open to modding.
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>>154947664
Okay, like a few games from the same genre. Oh man, you really showed me.
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>>154930890
Hinata
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>>154947392
Throw in non-obsolete hardware and 60(+) fps on far better graphics. It's not the determining factor by a long shot, but damn, it can be nice.
We also have entire genres consoles don't (much the same way fightan tends to be on consoles).
Mouse and keyboard are far superior to consoles in most of the genres I play (thought obviously the very topic of the general is an exception where even I use a controller, whatever kind I damn well want).

I'm not even a fervnt Mustard Rice elitist, but since the PS2 I haven't really so much as felt the temptation to get any of the consoles.
Sure, every now and again you miss out on a RDR, but that by itself doesn't make consoles worth it for me.
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>>154947635
>>154947862
I can literally emulate some of the games you play by modding other games and can get a hundred times the enjoyment and ten times the playtime you can just by tacking on mods to games. I can't think of all that many 'good' console games, honestly. Like seriously, give me some examples. You've excluded 'walking simulators' aka RPGs, which are ironically one of the main strengths. Strategy games don't work period on console. Fighting games? I'm seriously wracking my brain here and getting more or less nothing
Musou games and fighting games. That's basically it. Dark Souls and such would qualify but they're RPGs.
And as I said, any game you port to PC instantly becomes better than on console. I have a PS4 (not a xBONED though), so I'm not missing anything, but the gaming industry would be a hundred times better if all games were made for PC.
The original reason consoles were better is because of a larger screen, couch, and ''plug and play''. You have lost more or less all but the second, and the second can be managed if you just plug the computer onto a television screen. Every time you start up a console it bombards you with sixty offers, a bunch of ads, ''updating firmware'', you have to go through ten screens and unskippable cutscenes a lot and warnings and shit you can't just tab out of, etc. and you can't do anything while you're waiting for the game to load or whatever in the background.
Console ALSO have shittier graphics, period, than high end computers, are harder to fix if they break, have shit-tier storage size, are ungodly or impossible to upgrade, have inferior controls except for certain genres (and you can just plug a controller into a computer anyway), and smooth-as-fuck fps. On top of that we actually have a functional web browser due to being on a computer so we can look things up or shitpost while playing our vidya.
The only thing you have over PC is volume of games, and I'm discarding that by specifying "as a console".
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>>154949023
Hinaanih is the sure winner there.
Look at the confidence on her face, and her triple breasts are every man's dream.
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Tell me nice things about Sakura. No memes. Actual nice things.
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>>154949398
A cherry blossom is the flower of any of several trees of genus Prunus, particularly the Japanese cherry, Prunus serrulata, which is called sakura after the Japanese (桜 or 櫻; さくら). Cherry blossom is speculated to be native to the Himalayas.
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>>154949398
While most doujins about her are terrible, and even the good ones at least double her tit size, she nevertheless has some nice ones to her name.
Also she clearly takes to abuse well, which in some cultures is not only a positive, but an absolute requirement.
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>>154949574
>Cherry blossom is speculated to be native to the Himalayas

huh, never knew that. that's pretty interesting, anon.
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>>154949398
She's legitimately hot.
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Is there a full version of ending 38 yet?
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>>154945274
All the more reason Sakura was never anything more than a friend to Naruto. Coolest Guy got butthurt when Hinata stepped in because she was the Rin, not Pinkshit
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>watching old naruto openings
>realize you'll never have those days back
>>
Does anyone else find it crazy that kishi never elaborated on the namikaze and made them super special somehow too?

I mean especially considering how big of a selling point naruto's "look" is, to the point where they made his kid basically a clone of him. It's weird that Kishi never made up some bullshit pottery about a whole family of these fuckers as another way to appeal to fans and collect that jewgold.
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>>154945274
He was eyeing someone else as Naruto's Rin.
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>>154952374
They're actually shit-tier, Minato is an actual fucking nobody.
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>>154949023
>TIT
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>>154949398
I'd hit it.
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>>154952354
Good. Those were dark times for me. I was a huge disgusting weeb and I thank god every day that I pulled my head out of my own ass before freshmen year of highschool so I could at least pretend to be normal.

Those openings now only remind me of my shameful past which I am now trying to embrace so I can move on with my life. When I watch those openings I remember all the retarded shit I've done. I'm trying to redeem myself by enjoying this series in a reasonable way.

This general has been 9 months of exposure therapy for me and I still can't bring myself to watch an AMV all the way through.
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>>154944891
>. Even the self-proclaimed seal master Jiraiya, only ever used seals to stop the Kyuubi's chakra from taking over Nacho.
Also seal Itachi's Amaterasu
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>>154944891
>If written seals are a more versatile version of hand seals you'd think they'd be fleshed out more. Even the self-proclaimed seal master Jiraiya, only ever used seals to stop the Kyuubi's chakra from taking over Nacho.
Ayame will hopefully become broken as fuck because of this assuming she doesn't turn into mincemeat.
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>>154953357
>search for an AMV I remember seeing as a kid
>get this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8
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>>154952374
He was too busy making wanking to Hashirama and the Senjews to bother giving Minato any sort of backstory.
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>>154947259
Run is shit. SHIT!
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>>154954341
Take that back
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Game is about to begin.

https://youtu.be/wasuVVpeUEk

Come watch weeaboos type at each other.

They might get to a fight today, who knows.
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>>154954430
Use hitbox next time please
Also lich when
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>>154954430
Will you still do a summary, post while the game is going etc?
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>>154954627
Maybe, dude. No promises.

>>154954679
Yes and yes.
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>>154954816
pls
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>>154954884
You gotta let Turkroach and R20 GM DP your priestess holes during Plane's game
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>>154955146
As I said it literally doesn't matter to her as long as she's getting enough in exchange.
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>>154955146
Also R20's character is literally 13 and 'average' so he'll go into shock or something if she loses the robe.
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>>154955440
> implying 13-year-olds don't wanna try ALL the sex
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>>154952374
Minato was a special case out of a family of nobodies.
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>>154955719
Oh sure they'll talk the big talk and spend mommy's money to bribe Ayame into doing it
Then he'll freeze the fuck up and be scared to even grab her tits.
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>>154953357
Were you one of the kids who ran down the hall with a Naruto headband and arms behind their back?
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>>154955947
No, thank fuck. I'd probably have to sudoku if I were.
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>>154955863
> mommy's money
> implying rich
Also,
> implying that's how I'm gonna run my character
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>>154956002
Then what was so embarrassing if you didn't do that?
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>>154956026
Well, Ayame may or may not go for the beggar priest angle to scrounge funds and she also may or may not whore herself out depending on how much money she needs and how much she has, so act fast.
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>>154956134
It's more abstract than that. Like making 10+ people at a sleepover watch naruto for hours until they finally had enough of your autism and told you to fuck off.

It wasn't even a gay sleepover either.
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>>154956393
That is a thousand times a thousand times more obnoxious.
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>>154956483
I know. It's why I need to repent. What can I do to wash my sins away, oh wise and just /nsunsg/?
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>>154956609
Well you begin by acquiring taste.
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>>154956715
And how do I do that?
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>>154956980
you must learn on your own
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I'm like 80% sure Arata was about to give Renya his clan's priceless book of the un-edited version of the history of the ninja world as a gift, just so Renya can woo Tenten

Arata's the real MVP
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>>154957172
More like the real idiot.
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>>154956980
Taste is not something that can be taught. You must believe in the Heart of the Cards.
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>>154935674
>Said no one.

Better Hax is all they get.

>>154939083
>Forever Country level Bleach vs Moon level Naruto
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>>154957954
I don't think you understand how broken absolute zero is, it isn't just 'cold', it destroys the concept of structure.

>Better Hax is all they get.
Yeah like OMNIPOTENCE.
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>>154957954
>Forever Country level Bleach vs Moon level Naruto
Yamamoto is sun level.
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>>154957890
You're full of it
Yugi cheated all the fuckin time
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>>154958320
No he just believed in the heart of the cards
t. Yugi's girlfriend
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>>154958320
>>154958427
I fucking swear they just made up rules as they went
> gonna use my stone sword to destroy the levitation ring on your castle, causing it to fall onto your monsters lmao
> gonna use his holographic moon I summoned to influence the tide of this water map, causing your fish monsters to be beached hahah
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>>154958540
Kind of like pokemon yeah
>pikachu use thunderbolt on onyx
>nevermind he literally takes 0% electric damage we win anyway
Speaking of pokemon Ash you faggot
J U S T
U
S
T
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>>154958105
Rukia can be blitz'd, overpowered via too much energy to freeze, lol durability, etc.

No limits fallacy. It's like an Ant with the Almighty can find a future where he defeats a T-Rex.
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>>154958651
>people seriously thought Ash was going to win
>people seriously thought the main character, who relies on going to new regions, was going to become the champ

He's not Brock Lesnar, he can't just show up every so often
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>>154958836
>Rukia can be blitzed
She cannot. There can be no net energy and therefore no movement under Absolute Zero apart from zero-point energy.
>overpowered via too much energy to freeze
That's a Bleach concept applicable to dead people, ninjas do not have reiatsu.
>lol durability
Kubo's bullshit aside it doesn't work that way.
>It's like an Ant with the Almighty can find a future where he defeats a T-Rex
Yes, he can.
>No limits fallacy.
Irrelevant, it's canon. Kumagawa is a walking no-limits fallacy.
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>>154958651
>mfw the constant /vp/ shilling almost, almost got me to actually watch the show but I didn't
>mfw he got beat so hard he got sent to Special Ed
>mfw the girl of the region is about to get trashcanned I actually feel bad about that, because I hear she was retconned to be a childhood friend who had legit romantic interests in him for once, and I love me some vanilla

>>154958924
Winning the league doesn't actually make you a champ, right?
Imagine people's reactions if he lost to the Elite Four without coming within spitting distance of the actual Champion.
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>>154959073
> ninjas do not have reiatsu.
But there is Killing Intent, which seems to have a similar effect. At least of low-level Reiatsu
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>>154959219
Killing intent is just a real life thing magnified because lol ninjas. Reiatsu can literally dismantle your existence from being too close to a source and the only guy who could outright go 'lmao no fuck your shit' to Rukia's bankai tier of abilities was teetering on the edge of that.
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>>154959169
Name any competition where that's true?

If you wanna be the man, you gotta beat the man
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>>154959169
That'd be great
> entire season is spent getting to the League, like always
> actually wins
> I'M CHAMPION OF X REGION
> haha what no you're not
> W-what?
> You're the champion of the X region Pokemon League. That's a separate entity from the gym system. Defeating the gyms allows entrance to the League, but it doesn't make you region champion. Just league champion
> Ash gets completely BTFO from the FIRST Elite Four member
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>>154959169
>the girl of the region is about to get trashcanned
She was so cute too
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>>154959465
Elite four members don't necessarily get significantly stronger in order although the champion IS.
holy FUCK Cynthia and her Garchomp I was underleveled okay but a sweeper of that tier, really?
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Renya's plan is revealed. We're all pretty sure he plans to start an /ss/ harem, beginning with Tenten and Waniko's great-aunt.
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>>154960438
>Waniko's great-aunt.
Christ
Is she a GMILF?
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>>154960557
I think everyone agreed that she was beautiful and aged gracefully. So probably. She's still kind of young though. Well, that's how I imagine her, anyway.
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>>154959073
Before the Bankai is activated or with a non-body linked attack.

No, I'm saying enough energy where Rukia can't slow down your molecules to AZ. Besides, Energy Equivalence or else Shinigami would be invisible in the first place among various other oddities.

It's fiction. AZ doesn't work in real life, but it does in Fiction. Hax has been overpowered for no reason other than "too strong" in this and numerous other series.

Really? I thought Almighty's success was linked to Yhwach's physical abilities. Example: If we had it, there's no way we could ever stop a city buster, like King Piccolo, in one of these possible futures.

Really? Why? Because Yhwach said so? Because we never saw the actual limits of his power, therefore there are no limits? Do you take "No one can defeat X" to be true when they are never defeated?
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>>154961076
>AZ doesn't work in real life, but it does in Fiction.
It works in equations, at least. Kind of. It gets fucky at 0 and below and yes negative kelvin exists.

>Really? I thought Almighty's success was linked to Yhwach's physical abilities. Example: If we had it, there's no way we could ever stop a city buster, like King Piccolo, in one of these possible futures.
He can choose the future where King Piccolo has a heart attack, can't he?

>Really? Why? Because Yhwach said so? Because we never saw the actual limits of his power, therefore there are no limits? Do you take "No one can defeat X" to be true when they are never defeated?
Because we have no other evidence to the contrary beyond the arrow.

>Besides, Energy Equivalence or else Shinigami would be invisible in the first place among various other oddities.
"a lot of power" isn't enough to know how much. I'm not willing to put anyone but Ten Tails on Aizen's level since Ten Tails actually fucked up the world by existing unlike everyone else.

>Before the Bankai is activated or with a non-body linked attack.
There is NO extra energy, and anything which causes damage has to do work of some sort and therefore contains some form of energy. Rukia is theoretically invincible as long as she can keep the state up (which is for like 4 seconds).
Also Aizen again - permanent spammable unavoidable shisui eyes.
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Made a shit joke

People played along

On a ride with no way off

Full steam ahead
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gotta sleep guys
have some yuurobiito
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba-8A3mOIio
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>>154962132
t. R20
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>>154962283
Pretty sure that's Renya, talking about his plan to propose to Natsumi
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>>154962414
fugg since when does anyone else post the bird pictures
reminds me of the time some dude acted out the white knight for some peasant girl then took her handkerchief in my game...only for me to realize he didn't fucking know what a girl offering a handkerchief meant
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>>154962543
Mine all have unique filenames
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>>154962543
did he eventually get fug though?
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>>154962635
fug xD

>>154962654
No I killed the girl.
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So Renya is confirmed for /ss/fiend and GM's girlfriend almost killed them both. This is turning into an eventful session. ya'll should come take a look at the stream.
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>>154964114
>ya'll should come take a look at the stream.
I fucking can't this is why I told him to use hitbox REEEEEEE
>GM's girlfriend almost killed them both.
Ebinebin
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>It works in equations, at least. Kind of. It gets fucky at 0 and below and yes negative kelvin exists.

Yeah. Interesting stuff though.

>He can choose the future where King Piccolo has a heart attack, can't he?

Can he? Seriously, I don't know. I've seen debates for dozens of pages attempting to define his ability.

>Because we have no other evidence to the contrary beyond the arrow.

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. Because Yhwach hasn't demonstrated limits doesn't necessitate that he should be treated as limitless, especially in the context of other Fiction.

>"a lot of power" isn't enough to know how much. I'm not willing to put anyone but Ten Tails on Aizen's level since Ten Tails actually fucked up the world by existing unlike everyone else.

The Juubi is literally the weakest God Tier behind almost a dozen characters in Naruto despite having some more flashy feats. Canonically, it's weaker than Juubito. It's so forgettable people don't even include it on lists. In either case, I would agree that defining how tough is difficult.

>There is NO extra energy, and anything which causes damage has to do work of some sort and therefore contains some form of energy. Rukia is theoretically invincible as long as she can keep the state up (which is for like 4 seconds).

To get to AZ, molecules must slow down to the point they do not move, right? The ability works by halting "energy" right? Can she AZ something that is beyond her energy output, something with so much energy she is unable to freeze it?

>Also Aizen again - permanent spammable unavoidable shisui eyes.

Yes, it's a great ability. Very Hax in how limited it's limitations are. Doesn't change that his actual destructive output tops out lower than Naruto God Tiers or that he can be killed before it's activated or his attacks tanked even if it is.
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>>154934190
I don't think that's true for dating. I think it'd actually be more correct to say that you really can become exceptional, in just about anything else, if you work hard enough. I mean, people call Thomas Edison a genius, but he supposedly slept in 15 minute increments, and was criticized by Tesla, an actual genius, for using trial and error over natural intuition, painstakingly extinguishing literally every other option in order to arrive at a solution he was seeking. That's inspiring; a true genius of hard work. Normies, though? They scarcely shut up about how easy everything was for them and how you can have what landed in their lap if you just put in some insignificant level of effort. In reality, though, beauty is not in the eye of the beholder, and there are physical features and temperaments that are almost universally regarded as unattractive by women. In contrast, despite the fact that normies complain that this is not so, you can become rich off of just about anything if you're good enough, from programming, to throwing a leather ball around, to giving away obnoxious opinions on Youtube to become a celebrity. But becoming exceptional, alone, won't make a man datable; just because someone like Stephen Hawking is highly respected doesn't mean that women want to play tongue tangle with him. Your best bet is to ignore all of the rubbish from normies who think they know what hard work is and focus on acquiring wealth and fame; money can buy good looks through plastic and limb lengthening surgery, and while women with atypical taste in men do exist, since it's a big world, it's unlikely, for the same reason, that someone without wealth and fame will ever run into them.

You can make a ton of money off of stock trading, anonymously over the Internet, alone, and as long as you're good at predicting market trends, no one need ever even know what you look like. Compared to how the dating world works, the acquisition of wealth is heavily merit based.
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>>154961687
>>154965018

Guess I forgot to respond to you.
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>>154952374
Yeah, but Kishi was trying to do the "genuis from nowhere" thing with Minato. I'm more surprised he didn't say anything about his family, like if they're all dead or something.
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>>154965018
>Can he? Seriously, I don't know. I've seen debates for dozens of pages attempting to define his ability.
His ability is canonically stated as the 'ability to change the future and select one of the myriad possible futures'. The reason people debate it is because Kubo never fucking shows it and makes him job like a shit.

>Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. Because Yhwach hasn't demonstrated limits doesn't necessitate that he should be treated as limitless, especially in the context of other Fiction.
He's defined as limitless by himself and while he's really not a reliable source we don't have any others.

>To get to AZ, molecules must slow down to the point they do not move, right?
Yeah see that's the thing - you CAN'T COOL SOMETHING DOWN TO AZ USING THERMODYNAMIC PROCESSES. She can touch something at a nanokelvin for eternity and it will never reach 0K. She's using magic or some shit, her bankai does more than she originally says it does.

>his attacks tanked even if it is.
He'd just make you kill yourself.

>>154965153
"Genius of hard work" does not exist. Edison himself said that genius is 99% hard work, one percent genius. Do you know the problem with the one percent genius? You can't earn it through more hard work. Without 1%, you're not 99% genius. You're just above average. A genius and 'above average' are not the same thing, nor is the first simply a more extreme version of the next.
No, you can't make the theory of relativity without hard work, but neither can a normal person working for a hundred years make it. That 1% isn't something you can make up for, it's the reason some people are actually complete fucking bullshit compared to everyone else - they're geniuses that work hard. Rock Lee works hard so he beats geniuses that don't train, but what if Rock Lee was a genius at taijutsu to the point that he had Sharingan-tier reflexes and dynamic vision?
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>>154965871
ok
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Wasn't King Piccolo immortal?
How did he die?
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>>154967312
Goku punched him
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>>154966831
Look here faggot
>you can become rich off of just about anything if you're good enough, from programming, to throwing a leather ball around, to giving away obnoxious opinions on Youtube to become a celebrity
The problem is getting good enough yeah? Hard work is a type of genius in and of itself at Edison's tier. No, you cannot become exceptional through nothing but hard work. No, becoming rich is not becoming exceptional. No, becoming rich does not make you a genius. No, becoming rich is not 'merit based' in a pure sense - connections, circumstances, charisma, all of these things count as 'merit' but you'd be loathe to admit it. "Exceptional" literally means it is the exception. The ordinary man cannot become extraordinary.
As far as your whining about women goes, I did say 'anyone not born significantly below average'. If you have a completely destroyed face then yes, you are fucked and you should probably just get over it instead of reading other stories for 'hope'. No. Throw away the hope. No matter how much you hope the sun will not rise from the west tomorrow.
If not, perhaps consider that your standards may be too high.

>>154967312
Powerlevels reared their head.
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>>154968521
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>>154970458
talex
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>>154968521
You're watching the wrong ninja anime if you don't believe in hope, anon.

>“Hope” is the thing with feathers -
>That perches in the soul -
>And sings the tune without the words -
>And never stops - at all -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gur8ccqrQ9c
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>>154970540
Such a good movie
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>>154970540
>implying I watch the anime
>implying there was any reason I read the manga to the end except because I was invested for such a long time
Anyway I'm not shitting on hope itself, just the idea that hope can change the facts. If the faggot looks like an /r9k/ meme then yeah it's better to kind of accept the facts.
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>>154971976
Kabuto's role was an incredible disappointment, honestly.

When he first showed off with the cloak, I was thinking he'd be the guy you forgot about in the face of all these more significant enemies, slowly gathering forces and making good use of each and every blunder of both sides.
I remember thinking that with Orochimaru dead, he'd follow his idealised version of the man without understanding his true goals, believing in bullshit and making it happen through sheer cunning, that in the end he would be the one to strike down the BBEG, to stand as contrast to Naruto's (and arguably Sasuke's) own faith in the things he believes in.

Sort of a champion for ideals made up by a dead man, whose only goal was to find immortality.

But then he became a necromancer, grew a python dick out of his stomach, spliced his DNA with everyone else's and suffered a disappointing defeat against the Gary Stu Brothers.
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>>154972731
>whose only goal was to find immortality.
That's Orochimaru's secondary goal to facilitate his first, which is to basically become god by knowing everything ever.
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>>154972865
I thought he was obsessed with his parents dying, and so in order to become immortal himself he wanted to learn everything there was, overcome the mortal coil?
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>>154972989
Thought it was the other way around.
Either way he da real winna
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>>154973041
Orochimaru did nothing wrong
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>>154973420
>Orochimaru was better at his teammates at literally fucking everything including their own fucking specialties
>to the point where when he was deprived of HIS specialty he could still go 1v2 and put up a good fight against them
>he also wasn't retarded like Tsunade was
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>>154945274
>Obito didn't start projecting Sakura as Rin
He sort of did in the anime on the episode before the one where he died.
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>>154973579
The moral of Orochimaru's story is that he's a misunderstood genius. Like what Madara said: For there to be winners, there must also be losers. You can say Jiraiya and Tsunade, hell, even Hiruzen were the losers to Orochimaru who was the winner in the end.
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Well, Waniko just got super flustered when Kagu told her to get Fugetsu, 'her boyfriend', under control when he was being a sarcastic little shit.
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>>154975471
It really is happening, isn't it.
They grow up so fast. Speaking of which, how much time has gone by in-campaign?
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>>154975783
Not completely certain. Like a few hours, I think. They're at the last place now.
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>>154977278
I meant over the whole thing, since mission one.
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>>154977335
Oh. Like...a month? A month an a little bit?
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>>154975783
There is still time for Waniko to settle down with a nice lawyer and live a quiet life
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And we're done.
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>>154977395
Cheers.
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>>154978060
>implying a lawyer could ever satisfy her sexually

sluts need a real good dicking, anon, or they go searching for one elsewhere. An orc slut probably needs the type of dicking that would result in severe vaginal trauma if someone less resilient were subjected to it.

but the good thing about sluts is that if you can break them with your cock then they're yours forever.
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>>154979786
t. Menma Uzumaki
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I can't wait to play as these 3
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>>154979964
Gin get the fuck out of here
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>>154980582
He needs to do something now that Bleach ended. Man's gotta eat
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>>154978060
>live a quiet life
She won't be cutting off hands, will she?
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>>154981493
hands? what?
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>>154965871
>His ability is canonically stated as the 'ability to change the future and select one of the myriad possible futures'. The reason people debate it is because Kubo never fucking shows it and makes him job like a shit.

True, but it's still poorly defined and that doesn't necessarily stop the possibility that all futures could result in his defeat.

>He's defined as limitless by himself and while he's really not a reliable source we don't have any others.

Take a character's word for something without ever seeing the upper limits of their ability. Alright. Either way, he got hit by the arrow that he should have seen, so I got nothing that hasn't been beaten like a dead horse everywhere. I'll just stick with anyone being strong enough to overpower Yhwach's raw durability to oneshot him as being his superior.

>Yeah see that's the thing - you CAN'T COOL SOMETHING DOWN TO AZ USING THERMODYNAMIC PROCESSES. She can touch something at a nanokelvin for eternity and it will never reach 0K. She's using magic or some shit, her bankai does more than she originally says it does.

Do you think Rukia can freeze a continent level attack coming her way? Moon level? Planet level? Higher?

>He'd just make you kill yourself.

If it even gets that far (has he done that before?) or if he even figures it out. Bad luck to get caught in a big AoE attack he can't tank.

>>154967312
King Piccolo wished for youth, not immortality. He could still die.
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>>154981493
Just a JoJoke, dude. Pay no mind.
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How do I find a beta reader and/or editor for a Fanfic?
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>>154983587
Someone who knows what they're doing or just anyone?
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>>154983587
Why do you need one?
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>>154983669
I'm open to hearing both.
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>>154984147
If both you could always post a google doc and let people write comments. If someone who knows what they're doing then good luck. Maybe just find a fanfiction author whose work you like a lot on FF.net or something and send them a message?
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>>154984136
Because I said some threads ago I'm going to write a Naruto Fanfic and writing an excerpt earlier was quite fun and revived my interest in putting pen to paper instead of plotting.
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>>154984418
Whatcha fanfic gonna be about?
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>>154984391
Interesting and helpful. I assume I should post the link here if I do that?

>>154984650
Retelling of Naruto. PTII would be different, covering most of the same general events though, at least Pre-War (if there is one), with some short yet significant add-ons to PTI.
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>>154985401
I think I remember you. Are you the one that said TenTen was a Shimura in your story or am I getting you mixed up with someone else?
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Edo Tensei no Jutsu!
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>>154985840
Mixed up, but I did piggyback off that comment back then.
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11:30 PM, I have just awoken from my slumber.
On my way to watch some more Naruto.

Started from 110, now we here.

Send help.
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>>154987108
TenTen would've been so cool as a sleeper agent quasi villain. It'd have more impact than Sai.
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>>154989005
You can do it, speedwatching-kun. ganbatte.
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>page 9
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>>154991271
>yet again
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>>154989007
>She was a plain, uninteresting person to act as cover
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Forever Waiting.
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>>154994138
>they make her playable
>but only as fat future anko
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>>154994361
Sounds like something those Fukuoka fucks at CC2 would try, But you know what? fuck it, I'd take it. I would download Fat Anko DLC, just to finally have her be playable after all these years.
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>>154994761
I don't know about you guys but I think I could get into fat anko...
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Beautiful flowers have thorns you know!
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>>154996659
so who runs that flowershop while she's on missions? Sai?
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>>154997974
Well they say it's run by the whole clan so who knows
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>>154998138
How many people from the clan do we even see?
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>>154952354
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I'll be doing the summary at like 9pm AEST. So around three hours. Work is shit.
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Would you have liked filler to introduce more moves, if done decently, to give a bit better move pool to characters?

64 Palm Guard is the best example, but you also have Naruto's combos with the toads using wind.
Without going too far, actually good filler could have given him some minor wind techniques, we could have gotten to see more of Kakashi's massive arsenal of moves, non-Sharingan genjutsu, the works.
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>>155005378
I honestly don't even care, I just wish Kishi hadn't butched the story. Fillers aren't canonical anyway.
>earth release
>>>
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>>155005705
>I just wish Kishi hadn't butched the story
I think that is basically a perquisite of talking about the series at all here.
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>>155006064
Well no, because it would've been enjoyable in a twisted way if he went full bullshit too like how Aizen made bleach better by existing for a while.
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>>155000438
>three hours
>posted at 15:59 my time
>it is now 19:33 my time
ur l8
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>tfw I was sitting here for 5 minutes failing to think of something to say to bump the thread
How are you guys doing?
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>>155010585
cute
And typically I don't like gender-bending bullshit.
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>>155010676
by having random side projects
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>>155008841
Got asked to stay back at work for an hour and a half. Might not do them tonight.
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>>154989007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F91N1i2zlMA
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I don't like the new lock and keyboard sounds iOS 10 makes. And they can't be changed. I guess I'll get used to them eventually but it feels awkward atm.

I just thought I should let everyone know.
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>>155010861
What would Hashirama's team be so he can compete with that?
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>>155014128
A whole bunch of Mega Exeggutors.
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JIRAIYA IS FUCKING DEAD
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>>155015721
Well, his death was executed pretty well, and he had a dignified exit. It could have been so much worse, it's not even funny.
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>>155015819
You mean like Nagato's death
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>>155016342
or Itachi's
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>>155015721
Ah, yes. A couple of weeks ago I went through that as well.

Prepare yourself for the next ones to come.
>Naruto Shippuden AKA Fuck Your Favorite Characters
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>>155017161
Itachi's first death was pretty good
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>>155018107
I thought the 2nd one was too. Itachi realizing he can't treat Sasuke as the little brother who he can't anything and finally being honest with him was handled really nicely.
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>>155019173
yeah wait did they even meet before she was 12? I mean after she was an infant I assume. is that pic kishi drew of the two families just not accurate at all?
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>>155019379
>yeah wait did they even meet before she was 12?
No, he drew a fucking sword on her. He clearly had no clue whatsoever what she even looked like. Or possibly even that his spawn was a female for all we know.
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>>154823708
huh there is /v/ thread
>>>/v/352088115
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>>155020559
all those posts should be ours, god dammit.
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>>155020559
>implying we'll ever get to play moonman
These guys are so naive, it's cute
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>>155005378
>tig ol' biddies
Such a nice figure for a girl her age. Lucky she didn't get kidnapped here - she wouldn't have remained a pure kunoichi for long.......
I like that jutsu - one of the better bits of filler fodder
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>>155005378
How the fuck is that move earth?
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>>155021707
That was honestly more pathetic than just rolling over and dying would've been
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>>155022072
...what?
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>>155022325
>I'll handle Madara
>proceeds to nearly get impaled and need Nardo and Sauce to save her sorry ass
>demonstrates a pointless and unbased pride
>demonstrates she has literally no clue what she's getting into and lacks the ability to judge powerlevels when it's so blatant
>demonstrates she's a liability to herself and her teammates
If she just got rekt normally we could say Madara is just too strong.
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>>155021282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDHxXUE1_SU
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>>155022494
Oh, I thought you were somehow referring to the post instead of the image.

Yeah, pinkshit gonna pinkshit. Tbh she wouldn't have been so bad if more people had called her out on her shit over the course of the series. Maybe she even could've grown that way.
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>>155022772
>team 8 boys lookin fly as hell, as per usual
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>>155023030
Hina so beautiful
I bet she shags like a minx
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>>155023172
You just know she lets naruto do all sorts of crazy shit to her, man. like malasion airlines every night.
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>>155022494
If anything she did her job correctly there, provide a distraction while Nardo and Sauce attacked Madara.

Since she was effectively immortal at the moment she didn't really need any saving but Nardo was more worried about her than about attacking Madara.
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Pokken online tournament time for me
wish me luck
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>>155024256
Good luck, anon-kun. tell us how you do.
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>>155023254
I see this a lot, what does malasion airlines mean? Is it a joke about going down on someone?
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>>155024346
pic related was the origin
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>>155024458
>>155024346
it basically was yet another meme to come from best girl end, like hiashi's keikaku.
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>>155024301
will do
I might stream it, but I don't feel like it
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>>155010681
>I don't like gender-bending bullshit.
get a load of this faggot
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>>155025194
who has bigger tits, Hinata or Naruko?

Do you think if Naruto were to do sexy jutsu again at some point after he started banging Hinata it would have her tits/body?
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>>155025418
I'd say they have a similar size

No, Naruko in the bedroom would be an original creation, so as to not wierd-out poor Hina by having her make love to her own body.

Maybe Hina likes smaller breasts on her transformed husband?
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>>155025892
>>155025418
There was a fanfic I read once where naruto's female clone body was a copy of hinata's body. I'll go try to find it.
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>>155020559
They're talking about shit that we've already discussed for months but it feels new because they have new people talking about it.

We really just need new posters, don't we?
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>>154998215
>that yamaka who helped kakashi take out with edo-zabuza and edo-haku
>that yamaka who worked for danzo

I've always gotten the idea that they're one of the more populous clans. Anyway, since Inoichi is a professional ninja, a lot of fanfics posit the idea that the flower shop is actually run by his civilian wife.
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>>155029405
>no-one will ever hold you like that
it hurts to live anons
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>>155024301
top 12 out of 40 players
I was playing bad this week
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I actually prefer Assistant-kun's rendition of Jiraiya, here, to Kishimoto's. Makes him look more his age, while giving him that awesome grizzled veteran look.

I think the problem with Assistant-kun is that, after this, he went like a decade without ever drawing a human figure, knocking him back to below the level of a middle school art student.
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>>155031393
No, he has problems with shading and doesn't use lines of varying thickness. That's his problem even there, see how many of those people looks extraordinarily flat despite being objectively more detailed than Kishimoto's versions.
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>>155031559
From what little I've seen here, he seems have improved in recent chapters, but the problems with the early Boruto manga characters are far more obvious than that. His characters look deformed and unfappable. The ones from that early page, from 2006, or whatever, actually look pretty cool.
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>>155032225
Whatever honestly
Look if he uses the movie as training time I don't give a shit, it's the fucking movie.
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>>155033869
>the Stone-kage becomes a tiny little backpack
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>>155033869
>dont underestimate us were the five kage
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>>155033970
reminds me of yoda.
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>>155032225
One on the left in that image is fanart
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>>155036581
>filename isn't malasion airlines
you fucked up
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>>155022494
>she activated a jutsu that made her immortal
>she intentionally got her self impaled to create an opening for Naruto and Sasuke to attack Madara
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>>155037142
what is happening here? is TL Anon still around or did he bail out of this sinking ship?
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I found another rare 1010.
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>>155039390
damn, that's a nice tenten. saved.
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>>155039390
Are you already at the dreams? Man you're going through that thing fast.
Also RIP, you're about to hit Tsunde's dream filler.
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>>155030002
yep
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>>155037142
TL ANON GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW
ALSO I NEED MORE!
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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS TRUE
Quick! Somebody post the "Clan of glorified perverts" pasta!

>>155040016
I must admit I shamelessly skipped the last filler before this one because fuck, we were in the middle of action, but I'm gonna watch this one, the dreams don't fuck around with the timeline and it seems like a comfy filler.
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>>155037124
Yeah no that's bullshit.
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>>155040402
this pasta is from a crackfic

also this is dream neji, tenten version
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>>155040402
Tsunade's dream is a bittersweet and touching one in the manga. In the anime it got a twist that she has a dream within that dream, where she reads Jiraiya's terrible fanfiction about Naruto and co., basically it's all a very, very slightly different, generally much worse retelling of the story so far the kind of spoils some of the details that haven't yet come about. I haven't watched the anime since that shite began, and even now when it's hopefully all canon now, and at the very end, I still haven't worked up the fuck to give again to watch it.
So yeah, my advice is that you're far better off skipping Tsunade's dream.
And after the filler implanted in that, the other dreams are abrely shown and gotten out of the way quickly.

And right after that you have another two filler arcs coming right up.
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>>155040683
No wonder so many fics now ship tenten and neji. she definitely wanted his meatstick if she dreamt about him peeping on her.
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>>155040778
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>>155041193
>this shit animation
>that stupidity from Sasori
>that disgusting le comrades shit
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>>155041581
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>>155041193
>Sasori jobbing just like that.
Other then that, has anyone ever thought of using some of the footage from this filler to fool newbies of the fanbase?
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>>155041717
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF
But seriously how the fuck did anyone think this was okay
Even Konan can't save that.
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>>155041717
Is there any reason Oonoki didn't just Dust Release Konan out of existence there
Is there ANY reason Nagato didn't solo this guy seeing as he's healthy and not a walking skeleton
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>>155040870
Well, she was only ever realistically going to fuck Lee, Neji, or because he's the protagonist and that's all what's needed, Naruto.
The latter I'll just ignore, because for that to happen you basically are already into it, and just invent a whole lot of bullshit to make it happen.

A lot of people like Lee, but he's YOUTHsexual/reproduces with eyebrow spores, and the energetic guy-reserved and calm girl thing is a niche already filled by Naruto and Hinata, so a lot of the people already liking that sort of relationship would naturally gravitate to the likely canon one involving a main character and one of the more important secondary cast.

So that leaves Tenten and Neji, with her being the upbeat one to his reserved nature, which is a bit closer to how Tsunade and Dan must have been, something Tentenfags probably care about. (Right? I like her design but don't much care about her shipping bullshit.)

Throw in the extra factor that Neji is a fairly well developed character for his amount of paneltime, enough for a lot of fans to grow fond of him, and Tenten is undefined enough a character to be a practically empty vessel for a lot of fangirls to self-insert into.

Hence, Tenten and Neji are a semi-popular thing. I think.
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>>155041717
>>155041193
Christ, it's like they found the worst fanfiction they could and animated it.
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>>155042362
He looks like a fucking potato when he's jumping.
Is there any reason Sasuke didn't Amaterasu them?
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>>155041717
>>155042362
How did The Tsuchikage, Raikage, and Mizukage get killed by Sasori?
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>>155042713
Why is Konan working with Naruto?
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>>155042528
I refuse to believe fanfiction gets that, well, mildly dull. It's either retarded nonsense and bashing characters the author doesn't like, or mumbling about, but this sort of off-beige lukewarm shit, this belongs to filler.

>>155042713
Offscreen.
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>>155042775
Because she was converted along with Nagato by his homolust for Sasuke (I'm serious. That's how he swayed them in the filler.)
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>>155042783
The one thing fanfiction never is is boring as fuck. Like it can be uninteresting to read but the events in story are never boring because the only people who write fanfiction with events that might become boring (psychologicals mainly, if they're pulled off poorly are just shit) are actually good enough to pull it off - the people who aren't just write AND THEN UCHIHA ROBERT (TOTALLY NOT ME) USED SHARINGAN AND KILLED EVERYTHING AND FUGGED ALL THE GRILS
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>>155043096
>Sakura
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>>155042992
You left out punching Ninja Malcolm in the balls. Fuck you, Malcolm.
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>>155043096
I feel like this filler was made purely to make the canon look better and it succeeded.
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>>155043096
desu this sort of strength lost literally all sense of credibility after Oonoki lifted an asteroid.

>>155043243
Ebine ebine.
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>>155043096
>superstrength
probably the worst and most boring power you can give someone in a world with ninjas, especially a main character
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>>155043535
Now, now, don't be to hasty. It can actually be very useful to have a physical advantage over your opponent. Although it would be good to have more abilities up your arsenal.

LIKE FUCKING GENJUTSU! POISON! HELL, HOW ABOUT ADDING THAT FUCKING AXE THAT KEPT BEING SHOWN IN COVER PAGES!
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>>155044006
>It can actually be very useful to have a physical advantage over your opponent.
Sakura is piss poor at actual melee combat and is also slow as fuck.
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>>155044006
yeah the fact that the axe never came up in the story makes me more than a little salty.
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>>155044086
>job to Pinkshit in canon
>job to Temari in filler
At least Sasori got a bit of an upgrade there, I suppose.
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>>155042713
Jiraiya is a terrible writer
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>>155044086
Is there ANY reason Sasuke doesn't just use Amaterasu
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>>155044445
He doesn't want to.
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>>155044262
At least in canon Sasori went down on his own terms. In that filler he went down like a bitch that got a little to big for their britches.
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>>155044262
reminder that Temari is strongest girl according to AI vs AI tournament.
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Did this nigga pluck his eyebrows?
I love the alternate dimension or whatever the fuck it is.
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>>155044875
Do you have that part where Zetsu just fucks off?
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>>155045231
>literally just gains a magic cloak
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>>155045089
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>>155045441
*clicks object in flash*
*drags down*
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>>155044850
Infinite tsukuyomi just puts people to sleep to live out a dream of their own personal paradises. Which is retarded now that I think about it because in naruto world heaven is confirmed for real so why not just kill everyone?

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LotusEaterMachine

Tenten apparently wanted Lee and Guy to be normalfags.
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>>155045623
Because Heaven isn't perfect either, it's just ninjas 2 electric boogaloo.
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>>155045441
>"He's going to get owned."
>"You got that right. Let's get out of here."
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>>155045623

For all we know the pureland could just be a cold dark barren place were souls just wander around aimlessly which is what the afterlife was believed to be in allot of ancient religions.
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>>155046698
The Pure Land in Buddhism is annihilation, or rather 'becoming one' with everything.
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How does she make her buns look so round every time anyways?
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>>155047063
Those chinese hair buns aren't that hard to make. Hell I (resident chink who's been up doing homework all night) could do it for you if you had long enough hair. It's basically folding your pigtail onto itself.
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>>155047315
>if you had long enough hair
I think it's possible.

Never mind my Snape-tier greasy hair, I'm about to take a shower.
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>>155047724
M A D M A N
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>>155048008
>Shinra Tensei is just wind now instead of an actual force of nature
>>
Game is about to start. Probably won't stream unless requested, since we got a whole one viewer last time. Can't blame them - as I warned, it was just text and not much else.

Today, I think there's going to be some action
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>>155047724
Andrew W K is that you?
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>>155048345
Stream it, pham.
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>>155048231
It's supposed to be something like magnetism. To attract and repel.
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>>155048835
Faggot should have died right there desu
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>>155048785
>t. Binkbonk
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>>155048835
>Snek jammies
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>>155048785
Aiight.

https://youtu.be/MUFmn5XIEv8
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>>155048835
>Their kids now play together
Weird how things turn out
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I never quite understood the time everything takes place in, what year is it supposed to be?
>They have lab computers yet they still use scrolls
>They have TVs yet they always travel by foot
>They have ear-walkie talkies yet they still have feudal lords.

>>155048446
Nope, sorry.
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>>155049226
They're hipsters.
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>>155049087
not me, sorry.

>>155049145
this pleases me.
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>>155048859
Those forces cannot be resisted the way Nardo was resisting them.
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>>155049226
They can't seal things in a computer

They are faster than most vehicles

They advanced technologically without advancing socially
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>>155049346
That's why the filler was bullshit.
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>>155049346
How do you know? Where's your doctorate thesis on chakra, chinkfag?
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>>155049586
You think everyone here is Orochimaru?
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>>155049586
Don't ask him that, he probably actually has one which he'll now post part by part.
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>>155049586
I don't need them. Naruto can't use his chakra to propel, he can fly in six paths mode but he's not able to in normal mode, implying he can't expel chakra like a rocket to make himself move.
Naruto doesn't become more fucking massive in kyuubi mode either, so if Shinra Tensei could blast him a hundred leagues while he's in midair during the pain fight then it can do the same to him in kyuubi mode unless he can add extra force to himself - he can't. Maybe he's using chakra to block the effects then since we've seen chakra basically not have momentum somehow, but he can't do that either because Shinra Tensei is just a flat push, not something that uses chakra to cause an effect.
Also an unrelated gripe but Shinra Tensei isn't constantly applied like some sort of stream, it's a shockwave.

>>155049723
I actually have to make breakfast so I can't be assed to make a long version.
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>>155050142
>but he can't do that either because Shinra Tensei is just a flat push
That's why it's known has "Almighty Push" in english.
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>>155050439
I know that, but I imagine that certain moves can be said in Japanese and still be understood.
Also I like the theological meaning behind it which the nips ripped off from us I might add, since Shinra Banshou is a term we invented after hearing about Buddhism from the Indians
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>>155048785
>>155048345
very good. but where is the summary from the game yesterday?
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>>155051416
Anko looks younger for some reason.
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>>155051521
Didn't do it because I was exhausted from staying late at work. Double summary today.
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>>155051521
Sluts not welcome
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>>155052335
What about this slut?
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>>155052576
>mount waniko.jpg
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>>155052335
>Not liking sluts
>>
没有风格
他没有风度
这香港有一个有趣的脸
当他需要,他可以倒立
舒展他的手臂,只为你
自吹自擂就像一个气球
这个疯狂的香港只是挖这首曲子
呵呵!
>>
>>155053752
Well meme'd
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>>155053752
Well a ching chong nip nong to you as well
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>>155054020
I want 10/10 to whip me
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>>155053752
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>>155054020
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>>155054198
> survival supplies
> a single fucking frying pan
Come on, lady
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>>155053752
I don't get it. Were you trying to summon me?
>>
>>155054198
>sets a fucking launch stance
>then stands up ramrod straight
Why the fuck did she waste time doing that yoga stretch then
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>>155055496
It's the microfiller that makes up the macrofiller
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>>155055346
>ywn summon chinkanon to REEEEEE all over someone that you are arguing against
Why even live desu?
>>
عالندّا الندا الندا .. والورد مفتح ع خدا
وان ماعطيوني اياكي .. يا جبال العالي لَهِدّا

ندّا كانت حد العين .. وسألتها الغيبه وين
غمزتني بهاك العينين .. وبَدّا تحكي ومابَدّا

ندّا نزلت ع البستان .. ولقاها وزهّر نيسان
عم ضل مْلبَّك سهران .. ونجوم الليل بْعِدّا

مبارح بالحلو تلاقيت .. هيك ومدري شو حسيت
ولما عزمتني ع البيت .. وماعد قلبي يتهدّا

يا طير اللي بتضل تطير .. تعمل بالشمس مشاوير
سلملي ع الحلو كتير .. كانك مارء من حَدّا
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>>155055814
I like to think that I don't actually REEEE at someone except for a few specific topics or if the other guy is a fucking imbecile.
I simply swear a lot and type like an autist.
Anyway I don't think it means anything, it sounds like a chant or some opening song or something but I don't recognize it.

>>155055667
Saddening.
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>>155056486
Oh yeah, I forgot,. We got a fucking Muslim in here to.
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>>155056565
>Anyway I don't think it means anything, it sounds like a chant or some opening song or something but I don't recognize it.
You don't understand HE?
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>>155056837
HAS NO self awareness
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>>155053752
>>155056837

Isn't there like three different types of Chinese?
Like Mandarin, Cantonese and some other one?
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>>155056837
>>155056908
Am I missing a joke here

Got no style
He has no courtesy (not exact)
This Hong Kong has an interesting face
If he needs to he can stand upside down
Spreading out his arms just for you
Boasting and Bragging just like a Balloon
This insane hongkong just burrows this song
Hehe

I honesty do not recognize it in English or Chinese.

>>155057169
They're all written the same, except for the difference between traditional and simplified. That's in simplified.
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>>155057284
Well actually now that I think of it, 'hehe' is more like 'kek' or sometimes sarcastic 'lol -_-' than actually laughing in Chinese.
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>>155057284
so is this the hongkey kong rap
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>>155057284
> He doesn't know kongposting
Also the second line is 'He has no grace'

10/10 to whoever posted it though
>>
>>155057284
Is Hong Kong meant to be like Nig Nog here?
Should've used Ching chong desu
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>>155057576
>>155057580
I don't, is this an /int/ meme
I honestly don't spend much time on /int/ or /pol/ and it's not a meme over here for the obvious reason that clean gibberish becomes significantly less funny when you can read it.
Is it originally by some Chinaposter? It feels really smooth, a bit too smooth to be google translated, even if it's still jilted.

>>155057721
No 香港 literally translates to the city / island Hong Kong. "Xiang Gang" sounds passably like Ching Chong I guess...?
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>>155057284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcP91tQ4ZSM
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>>155057576
saved.
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>>155057941
Well fuck I feel like a newfag now
>>
>>155057894
Nigga, it's the fucking Donkey Kong rap.
>>
>>155058116
Which is not a thing here. Like I guarantee you the number of non-foreign students in my uni who know it can be counted on one hand, including me, who now knows about it.
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>>155058221
hownew.ru
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>>155058297
Was here for Accelspammer at least.
Also nobody posts about it anymore.
Make a new thread.
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>>155058387
Aiight.

>>155058594
>>155058594
>>155058594
>>
>>155058602
>>155058602
>>155058602
>>155058602

MOVE ON OVER FOLKS
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>>155058629
>>155058646
kek
Which one?
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>>155058646
Embarrassing desu me lad

>>155058764
First posted.
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>>155058764
Obviously >>155058629
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