Dota 2 General - /d2g/

What do we do now that Arteezy has confirmed he's NOT our guy?

-fear
-sumail
+rtz
+cr1t

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>he knows about us

>>154785379
Go to reddit and complain about it.

>>154785361
no it's literally just you and like 3 other guys regurgitating that that shit lmao

nobody fucking likes you dudes

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whoever just asked rtz if he goes on d2g is literally autistic.

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When does EE's team play their first game?

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>>154785471
thanks

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Haven't reminded you losers in a while so take a notice that this game is still a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out breaks more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into the market like the Steam VR, that probably costed both an unimaginable amount of money to produce that still even raw content, and the resources that a company like Valvo would probably never have unless they hadn't jewed over 60 million big ones with DOTA 2 tournaments.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VR shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now?

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your existence, seriously.

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which one of you cringey fucks just donated to the rtz stream? kys

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This guy is Ghost Revenant.

>>154785634
>says kys
>calls other people cringey
kys yourself

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Why is life so shit?

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>DEE TOO GEE

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Sup' losers.

Just thought I'd drop by and remind you shit eaters how I keep winning at life without even breaking a sweat.

Check this pic. out. I just opened two chests and in one I got a immortal treasure crap and in the other, guess what, another immortal treasure shit but this time with a motherfucking Kantusa sword, LOL.

Thankfully I don't give a shit about this game anymore so I'm about to sell this on the market for EZ monez.

Literally FREE money for something I didn't even spent money on.

Might as well buy a new Neptunia game or something with this, you know, like a good and decent game instead of this broken and bugged retarded shit of a game only losers like you play.

Stay cucked and thanks for the free monez again.

>>154785463
like anyone likes u lmao

ur just jelly

>>154785671
Too similar to lich, nah.

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>>154785760
up for some murder suicide?

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Reminder that I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them

Reminder that my now 51 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/

Reminder that that EQUALS TO A 35 WINS TO 0 ZERO LOSS RATIO

Reminder that you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763

Reminder that once the New Journey Update and a new balance patch come out Abaddon will be top pick again

Reminder that I am the true chosen by the mist

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Discuss.

honestly this thread is so autistic

when do these two namefags go to sleep?

>>154786040
you just got btfo kid

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lebanon here

that wasn't me

but
that
was
fucking
hilarious.

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>>154786282
What?

How?

>>154786312
it was the actual lebanon

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i have never seen zet played before

we need flags in this thread desu

>>154786036
at least credit me for my post

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Hey doturds!!!!!

Why aren't you spending the rest of your Summer days going to a paradisiac deserted beach with your friends instead of playing this shit game, retards?

Here, have a small taste of where I was just yesterday enjoying a fucking amazing God's Ray Sunset on one of the best beaches in the world all to myself.

Now this is livin' the life! Shieeeeeet.

But by all means, please continue to be losers forever for all I care. LOL!

btw, I've finished getting ready and I'm on my way out to this deserted place again, which is just like 1 hour from where I live!

Have fun staying indoors on a hot August day, you literal retards. I'll be sleeping on this beach in a few hours from now!

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What's a good Jugg build if I want to Omnislash and pretend I'm badEmber?

d2g needs an autoshibbolether like /sp/, /int/ and /pol/

>>154786059
Dumb shit + obvious shit. What's there to discuss?

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>Arteezy loses yet another Arc Warden game
He plays the hero like shit but honestly I can't blame him this time.

AW isn't a safelane hero. He's a mid hero.
If you play him safe you just screw your team out of an actual carry so of course you'd end up losing late.

>>154786647
anything related to dota 2 and not anime and whatnot.

i don't really consider it dumb or obvious. there is a lot of discussion to be had, mostly about the tree jumping ability, because that'll be a cool ability

>target a tree
>leap to it
>can then target another tree to leap to it

it'll just feel fun if its that way. you work as a space controller, hitting people with the mkb or the clones attack from the trees

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>>154786646
Why? You'll have autists like me collecting flags here

http://new.evilgeniuses.gg.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com/#pr

Goodbye Fear

>>154786620

Aghs refresher desolator assault cuirass.

You could also get dagon for style points.

holy shit arteezy dropping team info

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>>154786620
Unrelated, but I just had this game:
>Enemy Ember Spirit gets 3 rapiers
>Gets Echo Shelled
>Our Jugg Omnislashes him

>rtz got mad at "EG confirmed" after he said they are doing it out of respect

yea it's EG confirmed at this point

Is bristleback a useless hero? Or is everyone who plays him mentally retarded? I've literally never won a game where someone has picked him on my team

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DOTARDS
WHAT
WENT
WRONG????

Uh..... Dotards?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6SFTbDh8tQ

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I don't understand why Fear's retiring desu.
Dota isn't that complex of a game where you can only play it competitively in your 20s. Especially as a support player which Fear was. Can easily keep playing into your forties I'm sure.

Is his arm just really that fucked up?
How do you even get an arm injury that severe playing video games?

>>154786620
Battlefury
Butterfly
Another Battlefury
Assault Cuirass
Rapier

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>>154787038
>that vo

what, in gods name, where they thinking

>>154787130
you are a stupid anime poster

instead of posting stupid questions with an anime picture like you always do please use google

>>154787031
>He hasn;t seen my bristle
Shame really mate.

>>154787385
anime website

>>154787130
>Can easily keep playing into your forties I'm sure.

u give me hope. but let me tell you, as a 34 year old, that this game is wreaking havoc on my right hand. fear probably plays like 10 games a day every day so i'm sure he feels the same way.

>>154787130
it's about time required and traveling you animeshitter

he wants to stay in one place to have sex

>>154787130
the reason that fear and ppd are retiring isn't because of age but because they are entering EG/GGG management instead.

you make more money than playing and don't have to worry about actually winning

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>tfw ixmike will never be your friend

>>154787587
>they are entering EG/GGG management instead.
>you make more money than playing

(you)

>>154787130
his arm still hurts and he puts a tremendous amount of strain on it playing this game

it has nothing to do with age

>>154786360
lebanon called your abba carry build garbage and that you should kys on rtz stream

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>>154787938
ah well, I missed it.

Just goes to show that I literally don't give a shit about what you losers say though.

Like, kill yourselves either way please.

Oh yeah, and stop giving free money to "professional gamers".

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>>154787845
>injured by a video game

tfw VAC banned and cannot play dota 2 on my main anymore

feelsbadman

>>154788406
>Cheating in an online game
rofl

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>>154788406
>Actually cheating in Dota 2

If you cheat in Dota 2 and you're not 8k MMR you know you're legitimately a fucking retard right? How can you actually lose if you know where their AoE abilities are, where their vision is, where they are, etc

>>154786010

He'd be cooler than Lich.

>>154787035
t. 2k mmr

>jugg rushes aghs

name ONE reason why I shouldnt be allowed to abandon without consequenes

>>154788406
>Cheating in the easiest game

>>154788406

i know man ensage was supposed to be undetectable

now i lost dota 2 on an acc where i spent over 6k hours and a shit ton on money

>queue ranked
>someone on my team picks techies
>lose

every fucking time

>>154788653
>Those super short cut bangs
My hairdresser once accidentally cut my bangs too short like that and I looked absolutely fucking ugly until it grew back.

Had to resort to using product to keep my hair up instead. It was terrible.

>>154789056
post bangs qt

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what's your DOTA2 playlist? I listen to Yung Lean

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>non-whites

>>154789250
Simon Viklund

Payday 1 and 2 OST so good.

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>>154789250
I'm too lazy to make playlists so I listen to R/a/dio exclusively while playing Dota.

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>>154789320
>Amerishoots

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>>154789350
good taste bb
>>154789330
i'll check him out

>>154788406
>tfw techies auto explode hack still working
>not banned

sucks to be you

>>154789250

Linkin Park, Nickelback

>>154789350
R/a/dio is shit outside of Friday and sometimes tuesday

>Slark and omniknight on the enemy team
Literally how can you beat this?

>>154789714
Arc Warden, Oracle, and Enigma

EZ

>>154789670
R/a/dio plays some pretty good stuff most of the time.
I turn that shit off IMMEDIATELY though once they start playing anything "/a/ sings." It's always so fucking awful.

>>154789714
Diffusal ground target

>>154789779
They also have enigma

>>154789714

ring of repick into abandon blade

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>>154789320
>not having gone 3 straight months into paradisiac beaches and having gotten a really amazing tan

LOL, why don't you just kill yourself, you fucking pale loser shut-in mongoloid.

I bet you fucking like the winter as well so that you can stay closed away inside your four walls for weeks on in claiming it to be "cozy".

I'd fucking nuke all the shitlords like yourself if I could.

>>154789824
then pick Silencer.

>>154789828
That's what I thought. Literally unkillable

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>>154789552
wahhh sugoi qt bb^^

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Whoa...

Thread's fuckin' dead.

I guess some of you losers might have actually killed yourselves.

Nice.

>people were actually surprised that fear retired

how stupid can people be? that shit was so obvious

Anyone got that pic where sing tells 4chan to send some pizza his way?

Second time today I came across a player with 10k matches of a single hero.
What's the mindset behind those players? How can they have fun with a single hero for 8000-10000 hours?

???????????

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>>154788406
>>154788962
>cheated in autistic A.S.S.F.A.G.G.O.T.
>only reached 2k mmr anyways
>6000 hours
>banned
U CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP FAMILIA

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how come rtz is suppose to be the "carry" but gets carried every game?

>>154790915
I'm new here. What is the assfaggot meme?

>>154790915
>Expecting cheaters to be good
There is a reason they are doing that.

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>guy begs for carry right away
>gets his slark
>cries for you in voice chat to assist him in lane vs solo mag instead of babysitting our alch who's getting trilaned mid
>proceeds to max pounce and brown boots midas drums
is there anyone here who plays a shitload of ranked but mutes everyone right away, like zai does?
Is it worth it or did you lose considerably more mmr with everyone auto muted

>>154790921
>chink
disgusting desu

>>154791051
It's worth it.

>>154791051
thanks bro i was about to queue for a game and then i read your post you saved me from this fucking waste

>Is it worth it or did you lose considerably more mmr with everyone auto muted

Ask yourself how many games you ever won because someone listened to you or you listened to someone else.

>>154790921
how are you supposed to carry as an offlane magnus with three hyper farm cores

>>154786970
are you fucking retarded
it's been confirmed since ti
just like it's confirmed that he's leaving again after the first major

>FUCKING FUCK OYU
What did he mean by this?

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_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________sjokz

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>>154791061
>doesn't have asian gf

enjoy getting cucked

>>154791396
>basically just a slightly different sheever
>already well past her prime

i don't get it?

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>>154790990
>plays an ASSFAGGOT
>posts in ASSFAGGOT thread
>doesn't know what an ASSFAGGOT is
MFW

>>154791453
American Asians are some of the biggest sluts out there. Black girls are more pure than them.

t. former chad

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>moortugal

>>154791486
It seems like a snarky acronym for how frustrating mobas can be but I don't know what it stands for.

>>154791748
Aeon of Strife-Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides

arteezy is so bad at this game desu

>hit random
>receive chaos knight
Is this shit weighted?

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how entitled do you have to be to actually think this?

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I haven't touched this shit game since TI3 ended. What the FUCK did they do to void? Six second cooldown weaver ult for only 40 mana? WHAT. Mirana has permanent starfall with aghs? WHAT. Someone for the love of christ explain this shit.

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>>154791715

Whoa... dude..

Are you, like, one of those epic master trollers, man?

Like whatever again, SHITLORD.

LOL.

You sure went through a lot of trouble for little old me.

I'm really sorry if I hit a nerve though, shitface. awwww... sucks to be you, loser.

But like, you can stay anal devastated forever for all I care hehehe

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>>154791697
>implying you ever got laid

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>>154792130
>not worshiping best waifu

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how come this item doesnt instakill brood/weaver?

>>154792289
you need to have six of them & have tiny toss you

>>154785634

I'm just turn in. How did he response about it?

>>154792130
Too many shitters cried about backtrack
One of Icefraud's memeaghs was accidentally good.

>>154792289
They're big insects

>>154790990
Aeon strife styled fortress assault game going on two sides
use google next time

>>154792467
he said he doesn't browse forums

>>154792467
he went onto a five minute rant on how blacks are not people

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>>154792509
>brood
>insect

>>154791845
Thank you

what is the least important tower on the map?

>>154793009
radiant offlane t1 tower

>>154793009
Radiant safe T1

>>154793092
this, easily

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What's your "fuck you, i win" losestreak ending hero?
high skill

>>154793009
Dire right T4

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>>154793009
radiant offlane T1
t. icetoad

>>154793009
The tower that nobody will ever try to defend is the radiant safelane tier 2.

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What's a mid hero to pick if I REALLY hate towers?

is fear retiring, or is he """""""retiring""""""""

>>154793279
I'm not sure

Let me ask him real quick

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>>154793279

>>154793241
Pugna

>>154793279
Becoming a coach/analyst

haha

>>154793279
he is retiring from playing pro games like it said in the articular. he will still coach and maybe even stream/cast

hey fear are you retiring for good or just for a while?

thanks

>>154793440
Just for a while.

>>154787621
>you will never be a high mmr player and befriend pro players
All I ever wanted

>>154789250
intr0Beatz

>>154793279
>>154793325
he said just for a while

>>154793534

>>154793279
He'll be casting a bunch.

>>154793279
Radiant tier 2 is the most pointless tower in the game. The only thing it does is buy you about 7 (12 if you have glyph) seconds to finish Roshan before Dire go high ground.

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

Beware impersonator I have NOT put out any official statements.......... -_-

Any EG predictions?

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Why is the 'lag so slow, is it because of Arteezy?

>>154794508
No esports happening and no major roster changes until at least tomorrow so there is nothing to talk about.

>>154794508
I'mm currently eating a 'za and sipping an 'eer watching rtc stream

what if you could do skill windups even when they're on cooldown?

>>154794746
what type-a 'za do you have anon? hoping itsa nice 'go 'za

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What's a good Juggernaut mid build?

>>154794905
2 aghs
2 blink
2 bf

did artour just turn the bear into eidolons
you can't do that... can you?

>>154794905
>pms tango
>bottle
>literally what you would normally build

in that order

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>Team gets their shit kicked in for 20 minutes
>Manage to turn the game around 1v6
>Give everyone an honest performance assessment after we win (e.g. PA you were a fucking retard, WD you fed early but came together late, Axe you didn't get BKB so we won)
>6 commends post-game

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>>154794868
'go 'za is gross

I'd rather eat pic related

>>154794935
Explain the 2 aghs and 2 Blinks pls

>>154795053
u are the blademaster

>>154795023
there is nothing wrong with that 'za

>>154795023
You ever try the 'chup on 'za meme?
It's pretty good desu

>>154794992
>mute everyone, pick mid every game, stop flaming teammates
>78% winrate in ranked over 30 games this week
>12 commends

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>>154794905
>Luggernaut

>>154794746
>>154794868
>>154795023
>>154795115
>>154795174
your cu/ck/ memes are stale and not up to par with d2gs meme freshness standard

Are hot dog sandwiches?

>>154795247
>d2gs meme freshness standard
I think you are in the wrong general

I haven't seen a fresh meme here in decades

>>154795204
Come on cut me some slack, L is reversed and you know it

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>Enemy Jugg has Solar Crest/Butterfly
>Carry still does not buy MKB

>>154795247
>d2g
>fresh memes
lmao what? d2g has been spamming the same shit for like a year now

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>>154795347
>>154795486

>>154794986
What's the point of putting him mid in the first place, to bully the other guy?

>>154795486
Hey didn't you read the OP?

This thread is dedicated to OLD MEMES only.

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>>154795434
>Enemy Leshrac has done NOTHING but press W and R then go invis during teamfights
>Nobody buys sentries or dust
>Support says he will
>1 teamfight later he says he's broke because he wanted a fast Agh's, and thus couldn't afford dust
>By now Leshrac has 10 billion Bloodstone charges

>>154795670
>Not carrying dust yourself
You deserve being 2k

/ck/'s only good meme is that dude who makes really shitty food tBh

>>154795581
you put him against weak static farming mids and he will usually just wreck them

>>154795761
I would have bought it myself if our idiot support didn't say he was going to do EXACTLY that, then didn't.

is anyone else's livestreamer not working? i'm getting a 400 client error: bad request

>>154795784
which one? thats like the whole board

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>>154795905
>livestreamer
lmao you use 4chanX as well cuckboy

>>154795815
So shit like Q/E Invoker and such, what's the general playstyle, just run at the guy and hope for a few crits?

>>154795921
>>>/ck/8094761

this fucker

>>154795861
Just buy it anyway, it's 4 last hits worth of gold and can win you games in the brain-dead bracket

>>154795670
>only support should get detection
>only 1 player in the team should get detection

Come on

Arteezy playing support? What's going on?

>>154795998
ya basically, also stuff that relies on spells to do well like lesh for example since he can never actually kill you cause you have bottle

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>Enemy Jugg has Solar Crest/Butterfly
>Carry still does not buy bloodthorn

>>154796119
Hello everyone [HEAVY BREATHING] today [HEART PALPITATIONS] were gonna making [SHORTNESS OF BREATH]

>tanky dps meta

And I thougth picking PA could be an easy win

Why is arteezy playing the cuck role?

>>154796430
>tanky
>dps
These things shouldn't mix

>>154796553
He's always played cuck.

>this treant on rtc's stream
WEW
LAD

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>>154796430
I hope Clan_iraq is here to tell me about the most effective PA build.

>>154796606
>up against stoves

it's lit

>>154794478
EG become irrelevant without any good players

there's your prediction

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>>154785631
OP I agree with you.

I am actually becoming a game dev because I have a dream of creating a true ARTS developed on a solid steel engine and functioning perfectly.

No kiddie shit of course, competitive and steep skill cap.
That said though, that remains a dream for now.

>>154796750
that already happened though

>>154793425
yeah, burning "retired" too

>PSG

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>>154796793
Godspeed, dudester.

You seem to have your priorities straight.

>>154796889
Can some 1 link me his dotabuff

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>na dota

>>154796827
>top 3 TI
>irrelevant

like this meme very nice quality

>>154796367
Hey that's not nice you shouldn't be making fun of fat people.

>>154796947
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/15865

behold my fucking sickening low steamid

same damn players

>>154796997
i cant even remember the last time EG won something relevant

rtz is a scene fag

>>154796553
He's just randoming every game

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arteezy techies get in here

>>154796430
>tanky dps
>highest picks this month include pa, drow, riki, sniper and invoker

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>>154797094
You're just a siractionslacks that doesn't pick Omniknight.

And I think siractionslacks is a complete retard. So sorry to break it to ya, but you're worse.

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>random hero
>get upset when it's a hero you don't like

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>>154797403
>tfw you are stuck on a team with SEAmonkies

>>154797094
Holy moly that's bad and it just gets worse.

That's what the dark magic of the hidden pool and illuminati conspiracies can make to a player.

>>154797517
>>154797341
>criticism without substantiation

do you ever get tired of being a bottom-rung poster?

>>154793009
radiant bot t4

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I actually wanna rant very quickly about high winrate shit like Omniknight.

People think a hero like Omniknight is good because he has high winrate.
This of course is not true. Omni is actually very weak right now despite his high winrate.

The only true way I can explain this is as such:
Omni knight winning games is simply an accident.

Now you are wondering: how is it an accident?
Because people simply choose not to counter him.

Despite the relative ease with which Omniknight can be countered, people simply choose not to do so which creates this awkward situation where a hero is strong despite being weak.


How is this useful to you? If you are retarded and you don't care about being a good player, you can simply spam Omniknight and win games off the simple fact that people don't want to counter him.

You can get to 4.8k mmr and think your the shit while using only 3 hotkeys and leveling skills with the mouse.

That is what siractionslacks achieved. You can do it too, champ.

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Is Artour o-okay..?

He seems losing it..

>>154797291
>pa, drow, riki, sniper, invoker
>not tanker dps

get a loud of this reatrd

>>154797579
We already know you won't listen to any argument so why bother?

Stay mad and stay bad. Don't you have a LPQ to climb out of?

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>>154797761
>riki, sniper, pa
>tanker dps
Come here, you need a bath.

>>154797723
>Blue omniknight

I miss that shit so fucking much.

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>>154797876
Hey stop shitposting with Nao.

>>154797785
*handwave* shoo

no, really don't care enough to even play out of lp

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>your slark tries to dive t3 invoker and dies
>"fucking tabbed out to change music lul"
>you die trying to deward rosh
>hail of pings descend as he rants for 30 seconds about how stupid and game losing that particular death of yours was
people who main support without muting their cores have my respect

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>https://www.teamliquidpro.com/news/2016/09/13/liquid-fuses-with-crunchyroll
>Liquid is now literally, L I T E R A L L Y anime

>>154798053
>watching anime on crunchyroll

how normie can you be?

So how likely is it that EG will not be some combination of the following players?

rtz
sumail
universe
zai
cr1t
ppd

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Anyone at the point where flaming from retards has no effect whatsoever?

>3k shitter
>doing ranked
>watch as the team proceed's to have 4 cores one support
>support buys 0 wards whole game
>have a LC that loves to jump in alone against 5
>says we're doing fuck all all game and "just watching"
>has 10 duel damage at 30 mins
>talks shit to anyone who calls him out, says to report us at the end of the game in all chat

I'm not even mad anymore, shit is stupid

>>154798496
i mute people the second they second guess what i do or say anything negative to me

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This is my main account. Ask me anything.

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Can someone explain to me how rtz knows where the wards are?

>>154798693
Is everyone at sub 1k just a smurf trying to see how low they can go or do you feel some people are genuinely where they belong?

>>154798682
I did as well. But then LC went 3-1 to 3-7 and I had to hear what dumb shit he used to damage control

>>154798496
Just let it go anon. Just remember, retard always exist anywhere, even in 5k mmr.

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>>154798496
it saddens me that I know I would climb faster if I communicated more, but I hate the people that play this game too much
been auto muting and listening to music as of monday, nicer experience by far,

>>154798782
its called game sense, anyone with over 2k hours played with no mental retardation should be able to just know what is happening in the game to a degree. the long you play the more accurate you can be

>>154798865
>it saddens me that I know I would climb faster if I communicated more

communicating just gets you reported. that's literally all.

there is no reason to communicate in dota. people do not listen to anything. every player knows they are the best player in the game, 100% of all games ever.

>>154798790
Not everyone but it is pretty common. Actual skill level varies chaotically because people are in retard tier for different reasons.

I do deserve it of course (lacked the self control to not do placement because 2bored), but it is painful when trying to git gud. It's hard to tell what's good game sense and what's common mistakes, and you often have to adjust to shitter logic instead of assuming a high MMR strat will work.

Serious question,

I'm 4,5k in EU, is it considered "trash noob kill yourself?"

>>154799460
Based on the players in RTZ's stream today I think it's safe to say like 99% of the playerbase is "trash noob kill yourself"

glad to see 6k pubs are exactly the same as 2k pubs

>>154799460
its not awful but its not good, you are basically middle of the road

>>154799610
Even when rtz was 9k his games were just as bad. Nothing changes ever, in fact it almost gets worse because higher mmr players just get better at fucking everything up

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>>154799460
I honestly don't know
sometimes I'm happy with my 4.8, and then sometimes I watch a 7k+ streamer complain about his 6.2k avg games as if it's going to be the most unplayable thing ever, and abandon and start another 15 minute queue
are they actually seriously that much above other players, or are they just doing it to let the world think they are dota gods or something, I have no idea anymore

>>154799678

Thanks. What is considered very good? Like, mid-high end tournament playerbase good?
and what is considered good?

around 7.5k and 6k?

Because I'm still having games where the motherfuckers leave the safelane in order to roam - gank and the pos1 gets crushed and we lose the game. Or sups go warding in the opponent's plateu and feeds 3-4 times throughout the game. Stupid mistakes like that still happens in 4.5k. It's kinda frustrating.

I'm getting higher, jsut wondering when will the bracket get smarter

>>154799926
They are really that good, look at Rtz, he literally just randoms every game and he still manages to win games even though his team feeds all game or barely plays together properly.

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>>154799460
>4,5k in EU

That's like 2k in SEA...

...so yeah..

>>154799460
Is just a number

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>hero relies on attack speed
>has horrible attack speed
??????

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Who's the Don Draper of Dota?

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>>154800151
I am.

>>154800117
thats why mom of madness is core :^)

>>154800031
looks like I need to get my shit together sharpish then

I understand people giving money to charity, i understand people giving F2P games money to thank the company that mades the game, i dont understand why people give streamers money for just playing and nothing else.

>mades

im sorry

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What's a good mid or jungle hero to pick if I hate towers?

Leshrac?
LD?
Door wolf man?

>>154800514
because they like their content?

and want to try to be funny with donations

>>154788882
Aghs is still situational. With diffusal being the item of the month(s), you see more diffusal manta midgame juggs than bfury juggs.
Aghs is sometimes since you really recognize those games where the enemy can barely deal with ur normal ult, not to mention aghs ult. Especially combined with ur natural diffusal

>>154800748
Yeah but it still feels like begging but is like TV i guess

>>154800514
>I don't understand why people giving tips for a waiter
>I don't understand why people giving a coins for street performer.

D2g, how do i become a dotard?

>>154800942
google d2g, read the reddit post and then come back

>>154800514
t. new kid in town

>>154800689
Terrorblade, brock lesnar wouldn't lie to me.

Best support in 1.7k mmr? Thinking of picking up Crystal Maiden so I can at least farm the jungle a bit.

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what's the appeal of Asians fellow gulagites?
also RIP 2 gorillion dollars fear earned

>>154801479
it's hilarious how white people have almost universally poor taste in asian women unless they are into kpop or whatever

all the time i see reasonably attractive white males dating ugly asian females that no respectable asian male would date

>>154801447
You should play CM anyway because all you need to know how to do is position and survive. Your nukes are ez kill and your passive is literally never useless.

>>154801939

>all you need to know how to do is position and survive

This is honestly the hardest part of playing support; they're usually so easy to kill. Was thinking that's mostly because of how underleveled they tend to be.

>everyone on rtzs team just went and fed when they were winning

Proof mmr doesnt matter

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who /devilish/ here?
>make reddit account
>proceed to downvote every post

>>154801479

>Have a big schlong
>Use it for chinks instead of women from his own race to bringing back the glory of aryan master race

What a waste desu.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDYkduZDZnsJhWIX5VSEoLxK8UlUWd4PS
You can see the memes/"taste" developing over time, never listen to the top of the list anymore

>>154801805
t. shitskin

>>154802147
Which is why leveling is important. It's hard for newbies because they have a hard time keeping a strong presence in fights. As long as you're helping, you are staying relevant.

She also has a huge advantage in low MMR with her ult because it's one of the strongest counter-initiates. If they try, they die, and you can catch invis pussies with it too.

>>154800689
Enigger

>>154802440
>>154802543
>mentally unstable lardass thinks he's a bastion of genetic superiority

oh /pol/ we still love you

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This hero is a fucking joke, and I wish they'd nerf him into the ground.

>Cheaters are not a huge problem like in certain games, never met one
>They get utterly BTFO whenever it's possible anyway
We've got a one hell of a based bunch of devs.

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>>154787035
magnus and slark should go back to bots

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>Crystal Maiden
>dresses like a slut
uh dotards?

Your chronology ends.

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FUCK OFF SLARK. YOU STUPID FUCKIGN NIGGER.

>>154802996
Thank you, now i remember that i need that cosmetic

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>>154803083
i fucking love slark holy shit hes so cute

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>>154803365
Kill urself.

>>154801479
What is Sumail thinking about?

>>154801479
White women always chub up after they get their claws in a man.

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Fuck I love Puck (male) too what a cutie patootie :V...

I want to Dream Coil Puck's Illusory Orb till he Phase Shifts

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>>154803714
Puck is the cutest dota!

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Is RTZ having an emotional breakdown or what?

>>154803962
He's playing support. Something must be seriously wrong.

guys, I think I found the playdota reborn forum:
http://forums.playdota.com/
can anyone crack it open?

>>154804176
user:claniraq
password:hotd

it works

>i have lost enough games that there are now literal 3k players in my games
>i've tried uninstalling 3 fucking times and i keep reinstalling
WHAT THE FUCK DO I FUCKING DO?
I HAVE LIKE 80% LOSE RATE OVER THE LAST MONTH AND A HALF

>>154804576
keep playing

eventually you'll reach 1k where you belong and keep a 50% winrate

it must suck being at the mmr where your ego is so big that a literal pro who is the highest mmr in the world gives you criticism and you tell him to fuck off

>>154804664
The last game I played had a wyvern on our team that would ult to block as much of our damage as possible.
The game before that had someone who last picked luna, fed 4 times in the lane and then afk jungled.
The game before that had a mid that died 3 times before 10 minutes then finished a 50 minute game with only 1 item.

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>starting shitty retail job tomorrow
>first job in three years
>deathly afraid of spaghetting all over myself and getting fired
>only recourse is to play dota all night until i pass out

help

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>legion commander blinks into your remote mines

>>154804856
you are the only constant

>>154804845
>he stops listening to rtz and goes and dies

All memes aside if rtz told me to jump id jump, dude gets paid shitloads of money, if he fucking says do something then just do that fucking thing

>>154804856
Last time I got rekt mid there was two mid on enemy side and I was begging for backup the entire time, then the BB spent the rest of the match intentionally feeding and asking me and someone else to 1v1 him. Ended up picking up two rapiers and giving them back.

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>open the eg site tomorrow
>see EG.Arteezy

How mad do you get?

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>http://www.dota2.com/frostivus2013/day2/

>terrorblade's symbol is on one of the papers

neat

>>154804845
there are countless high mmr players who stagnate as semi-pros and just shuffle around the same teams that last for a month or two

these guys all think they're pro-level in skill and just have shitty teammates

>>154805049
How fucking big is your ego that you actually think you're as good as people who have made millions playing this game and are considered among literally the best players in the world?

>>154805123
'pro' literally means plays with a 5 stack seriously and isn't retarded

>>154805020

that was when they were introducing him

best event i still love the treants and abbadon set i got from it

shit was cash

>>154805123
He's no caps /d2g/ shitposter, he has a 200 IQ, 10K MMR and literal clairvoyance for game sense

bithc ich bin nice

>>154805020
Hey, this time we got bananas in da jungle before Wu "Glorified PL Arcana" Kong

>>154805167
There would be a lot more pros if that was the case

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>>154803365

EG.Arteezy soon!

Get hype boys.

>>154805167
This is not true. There are like 100 teams that do this in EU only, but you never see them in anything but the small weekend online tournaments. They're basically just glorified pubstacks, hardly worth calling "pros"

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>>154805374